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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:04,400 I know you're in there. 2 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:11,870 I don't want anything. 3 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:12,960 Mother! 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:19,830 Anyway, I just want to say that I found a nanny, a wonderful nanny. 5 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,550 I think you'd really like her. I mean, she's a lot like you. 6 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:26,390 She's just much, much younger than you, but, God, she's so great! 7 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:29,080 Erm, I just wanted to say that I'm... 8 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:32,120 I'm sorry. 9 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:38,230 I mean, I'm not sorry for anything that I've done, cos obviously you really landed me in it, 10 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:42,150 but I'm sorry that we live in a patriarchy and that modern economics is skewed in favour of men. 11 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:45,910 I'm sorry that our generation are so reliant on our parents as a result. 12 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,720 So, I am sorry for the system. 13 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,640 I apologise for the system! 14 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:58,840 Which I have to say that your generation is almost entirely responsible for. 15 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,680 I'm not laying that on you, Mum. 16 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:04,840 Mum? 17 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,240 Anyway, I'm sorry. 18 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,440 Thank you, Julia. 19 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:17,880 You know, when me and your dad started off, I was in the same position. 20 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:21,200 I didn't feel listened to... 21 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,480 See you later! 22 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,550 Love you, love you! 23 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,390 Oh, hey, just quickly, erm, 24 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,590 I got the clothes that they seem to have grown out of and I separated 25 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:38,870 out the ones that, you know, 26 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,470 might have a bit of sentimental value, 27 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:44,030 - but I just took the rest to Oxfam. I hope that's OK. - OK? 28 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,150 That's wonderful! 29 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,950 I mean, maybe you could do the same with my bra drawer. That would be great. 30 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,990 - You're classic, mate, honestly. - Oh, did you put those there? 31 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:55,110 That's... lovely. Photographs of me with the children 32 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,630 on a heart tree metal thing, not in a drawer. 33 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,550 God, you are wonderful! 34 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:04,190 Oh, you all are, obviously my children are wonderful, but you are great. 35 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,030 You are great! 36 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:08,560 Go! All right? You're going to be late! 37 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,750 Is that almond or apricot? 38 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,790 Oh, hi, Lindsey, sorry to bother you, are you OK? 39 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:22,390 Oh, it's a message. Sorry, I'm being really stupid! 40 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,750 Erm, I was just phoning because, erm, 41 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,190 I'd love to put the kids to bed tonight, so if you could keep them up for me, that would be great. 42 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,670 OK. Love you. 43 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,550 No! Sorry! 44 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,910 "Love you." What am I like? 45 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,400 OK, bye. 46 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:41,240 Oh, you, you go ahead, I'm still, erm, choosing. 47 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:46,670 OK, yeah, thanks, Camilla. 48 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:48,630 Yeah, bye. 49 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,310 - You did it. - Of course I did it. 50 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:53,070 - He's going to host? - We've got Hammond. 51 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,120 He's definitely out of hospital, yeah? 52 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,670 Ha-ha! Yeah, he's out of hospital. 53 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,190 You're killing it this month. 54 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,790 - Oh, my God, I've totally caught up. It's Lindsey. - Lindsey? 55 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,750 Oh, my new nanny. I mean, she's just the business. 56 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,950 She is, God, she's super-smart, she's such a laugh, 57 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,390 she's so on it and she knows all these little life hacks that just make my life so... 58 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,510 I mean, if you're going to have someone in your house, you know, who you don't know, 59 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,070 you've got to have a laugh, haven't you? 60 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,230 I mean, like, this morning, Liz... 61 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,350 Lindsey was... This is her sense of humour, OK? 62 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:23,900 So, the kids, they found this... 63 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:28,910 They found this dead frog in the garden and Liz... 64 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,550 Lindsey picked it up and she was about to... 65 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:35,390 OK, great stuff. Whatever it is you're doing, just keep doing it, Julia. 66 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:38,440 - Great! - OK? - Thanks, Andrew. 67 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,640 Charlie, your shoes. Charlie, your shoes! 68 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:58,630 - You all right? - I'm all right. 69 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:00,750 You, erm, got rid of that coat? 70 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,630 Didn't suit me. 71 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,550 You look knackered. 72 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,790 Cheers. 73 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:08,270 You've had your eyebrows done. 74 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:12,590 - Debbie Louise threaded them at her spa. - Really? 75 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:13,680 Very Shane Warne. 76 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,150 Raargh! 77 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:20,000 All right, come on, get your shoes on. Go, go, go, go, go! 78 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:28,360 Come on, mate! 79 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:33,790 So, erm, listen, we've got to talk about when Debbie Louise has the baby, 80 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:37,990 I'm going to, erm, have to reduce child maintenance for obvious reasons. 81 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,710 Oh, yeah, about that, 82 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:44,190 I think you forgot to tell the CSA about the wage increase you had in January. 83 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:47,550 Yeah, but don't worry, easy fix. I went to the Citizens Advice Bureau 84 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,630 and they said you've been underpaying me for the last 13 months, 85 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,390 so, backdated, that's 1,800 quid. 86 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,070 Oh, and watch out for Charlie. 87 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,870 He drank all of the baby's lactulose, 88 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,750 so he might have a bit of diarrhoea in about four hours. 89 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,030 Have a good time, kid! 90 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:02,800 - See you Sunday! - Hang on... 91 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,950 I just don't see what's so complicated. 92 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,760 You write a message in here, and everyone who's in the channel can see it. 93 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,070 It just means we can keep track of conversations better. 94 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,070 Why can't we just use WhatsApp? Amanda always said it was simplest. 95 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,750 Well, Amanda's not around any more, is she? 96 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,030 And I'm afraid she's wrong, anyway, 97 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:27,990 because WhoZis is much easier to use than WhatsApp. 98 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:31,190 - I like Facebook. - WhoZis is much cleverer than Facebook. 99 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,510 It has channels. 100 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,670 Look, it's, it's... 101 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:36,960 So simple. 102 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,880 Say you want to talk about, I don't know, baking. 103 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,110 You post it in the cakes channel. 104 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:45,870 Then if you're not interested in baking, 105 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:48,190 you just press remove to take you out of it. 106 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:53,110 That way, you won't get bombarded with notifications about cakes. 107 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:56,190 Oh, has everyone remembered to turn on their notifications? 108 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:58,630 - How do you do that? - It's in settings. 109 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,390 It's... It's so simple. 110 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:04,310 Is this why no-one's been replying to me about the Pistachios protest? 111 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:07,670 It's still not a breast-feeding friendly cafe, guys. 112 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,400 Hello, everyone. Budge up, Kevin. 113 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:13,590 Listen, now, I don't think we should do the Pistachios protest. 114 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:17,190 - What? Why? - Because it's a business and businesses bring wealth to the 115 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,790 community. We can't be telling businesses what to do, guys. 116 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,630 Is that your Daily Mail there, Anne? 117 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,400 No, that's mine. Do you want it? 118 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:26,800 Excuse me. 119 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,550 - Liz, Liz. - I'm not going over there, Kevin. 120 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,830 Socket's here. I like to be beside the socket. 121 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,670 - I'm charging. - But you're by the toilets, 122 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,390 and you keep getting the breeze from the door. 123 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,710 I like being by the toilets and I like the breeze from the door. 124 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,030 - I like it here. - Yeah. 125 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:49,990 You're missing out. We've just shared a croissant between three of us. 126 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,840 - How have you been, Kevin? - Oh, great, great. 127 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,270 Might be going back to work soon. 128 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:59,950 Oh. Oh, that's great, I guess. 129 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,350 - How did that happen? - You know how Jill and I have been seeing someone 130 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:06,960 about Jill's... Not unhappiness, that's too strong a... 131 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,670 Her melancholy, let's say. 132 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,510 No, even that... 133 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:12,870 - Her sorrow? - Anyway. 134 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:17,270 Anyway, our counsellor thought we needed to shake things up, 135 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:20,590 so Jill's going to go back to being a full-time mum and I'm... 136 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,560 I'm going to go back to work. 137 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,780 I'm actually really looking forward to it. 138 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,270 I'm so glad we started seeing that counsellor, 139 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:30,920 even though everything was fine and we didn't need to. 140 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,350 - How are you? - I'm all right. 141 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,590 - Seen Julia? - Oh, Kevin, stop asking. 142 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:40,830 Oh, no, Anne! 143 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:42,870 This should be in the school channel. 144 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,870 Can you delete and repost? 145 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,200 How do you delete? 146 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,440 Oh, shit. 147 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:07,750 Lindsey! Lindsey, sorry, I forgot my keys! 148 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:15,760 Lindsey? 149 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,430 Oh, hey, so sorry, Julia. 150 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,950 Oh, don't be silly. Don't you remember I asked if you'd, erm, 151 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,110 - keep them up for me? - Yeah, I know, 152 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,990 it's just I didn't want to break their routine, so... 153 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:00,470 Oh, right, OK, it's just that... I thought you said that you would. 154 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:04,950 - Never mind. - Yeah, yeah. Oh, hey, Monday I have my aromatherapy course, 155 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,900 so, would you be able to do school pick-up? 156 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,390 Oh, yeah, great. 157 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,310 Oh, Julia? That's not where we leave bags now. 158 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:13,960 - Oh, right, sorry. - OK. 159 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,590 Sorry, hate leaving messages. 160 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,790 I won't ramble, I promise. 161 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:24,140 Nothing worse than that. 162 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:30,750 Goodness, some of the long, rambling messages I've heard in my time, I don't know. 163 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:35,390 Erm... Just, just wanted to check, Anne, 164 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:39,160 if you saw the post I put up about an hour ago. 165 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:43,270 Eye-opening, to say the least. 166 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,110 It actually says, erm... 167 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,280 It, it actually, erm... 168 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:55,310 Erm... Oh, bugger off! 169 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:56,510 A stroke? 170 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:59,750 What, that lovely caretaker man that used to open the gate? 171 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,990 - When did that happen? - A couple of weeks ago. 172 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,830 Oh, God, poor, erm... 173 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,030 Oh. 174 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,510 - Tommy. - Tommy, yeah, Tommy. 175 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,870 - Was there a funeral? - Well, hopefully not. He's still alive. 176 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,870 It was just a mild stroke. 177 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:13,750 He is happily recuperating in St Dominic's. 178 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,990 Did you not get my message? You should have got a WhoZis alert. 179 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,470 Oh, that's what that was. Yeah, I got about 12 of those. 180 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:20,670 One just said "Cake". 181 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,310 Oh, that's because you've got to remove yourself from the cake channel. 182 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,790 Is that why we're all jammed up here? 183 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,520 Yes, it's a bit of a makeshift system till he gets back. 184 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:35,200 I know it's my fault, but I'm going to have to mark you all down as late. 185 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,280 - Bye. - Bye. 186 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:44,990 Don't worry about Liz. She doesn't hold a grudge. 187 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:48,390 She just sometimes finds it hard to let go of resentment. 188 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,230 That's literally what holding a grudge means. 189 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:53,980 You just said she didn't hold a grudge and then you just described a grudge. 190 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,320 See you, Kevin. 191 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,910 - Oh, did...? Did you see Julia back there, Liz? - Kevin! 192 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:16,310 - I just th-think she'd love it... - Kevin, drop it, all right? 193 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:20,670 The only team Julia is on is Team Julia. 194 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,230 I don't need any more users in my life. 195 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:25,110 - I'm doing a purge. - She's just been under a lot of stress. 196 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,270 Oh, bloody hell, Kevin, you're exhausting. 197 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,350 No... Don't we all need to try and make the best of things? 198 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,040 What, should we all just give up? 199 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,390 I've just found out I've got a job interview on Wednesday. 200 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,510 I don't want to go back to work. 201 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:38,910 I've fucked myself. 202 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,270 I've fucked myself in the arse. 203 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:43,550 I've fucked myself right up the arse. 204 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,350 But we just have to make the best of it. 205 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,630 All right, sweary Mary! 206 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,950 Sorry. The baby didn't hear, did he? 207 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,390 Do you have to do the interview? 208 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,950 Yes. It's... It's complicated. 209 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,710 I have to at least look willing. 210 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,750 Do the interview. Just don't get the job. 211 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,430 I've not got hundreds of jobs. It's not as hard as you think. 212 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:03,350 Oh, I don't know. I'm not good at things like that. 213 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,790 You don't have to do much, just do something weird. 214 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,680 - Like what? - Winking. 215 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,920 Try winking at them. That's how I got out of jury service. 216 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,750 Hi, Lindsey. I'm working from home this afternoon. 217 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,870 What's all...? Who are all these...? 218 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,550 - Excuse me. - Hello. - Hey, just a sec. 219 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,590 Hi, Jules. Erm, oh, did you pick up any milk? 220 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,630 Erm, no, no, I thought that we had... Never mind. 221 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:34,390 You could pick some up on your way in tomorrow. 222 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:37,270 - I could get some later, or... - Thanks. That would be amazing. 223 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:40,710 Thanks. Now, listen, I was thinking 3.30. Yeah. 224 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,590 OK, well, thanks. 225 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,480 I'll, erm, I'll just get on with my work, or... 226 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,390 .. Talking to the mothers like this, I think your child... 227 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,600 Oh, sorry! 228 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,680 - Hi, Mum. - Hi, kids. - Hi. 229 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:12,440 - Oh, Ah - Sh! Sh! Sh! 230 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,760 Jesus! 231 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,310 Can't we just use e-mail? I really think e-mail is the best way to go. 232 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,750 Hi, hi, hi. Sorry to interrupt. 233 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:54,750 Erm, I, I've bought a card for the caretaker bloke. 234 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:58,470 - It just seemed that no-one... - No, yes, yes, I tried to organise this. 235 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,750 It's under "card" in the collections channel. 236 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,990 Anne, did you not get that message? 237 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,550 I deleted it. I deleted the app. 238 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,310 - You deleted the app? - Yeah, I did. - Anne, for goodness' sake. 239 00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:10,480 Sorry... 240 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,340 Could someone sign the ruddy card? 241 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:17,880 (Thanks.) 242 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,710 - Hiya. - Oh! 243 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,200 - Hello. - Have you got a minute? 244 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,790 Oh, she's great. Oh, God, the kids love her. 245 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:42,350 She's so funny. She actually reminds me a bit of me. 246 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,750 What can I do for you, Julia? 247 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,630 Oh, yeah, I thought you might want to sign the card for Tommy. 248 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,030 School caretaker. They said he'd had a stroke. 249 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:50,950 Right. Oh. 250 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,950 Oh, my God. Look how much room Anne's signature is taking up. 251 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,870 Why don't you come back to the cafe and organise a new card? 252 00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,920 This is what you're good at. Cards and... 253 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,150 This stuff. I mean, I'm totally out of my depth here. 254 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,070 No-one's organising anything, I mean, he's... 255 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,350 No-one's even visited him. 256 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,110 If Kevin or Anne want to organise a present, I'd be happy to contribute. 257 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,190 Amanda, no-one respects Kevin, and Anne is nuts. 258 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,750 Come on, this is what you're good at, organising shit, 259 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:21,160 you know, getting ladies to do... stuff for a good cause. 260 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,470 You know why I can't go back. 261 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,910 Because of the squaddie? Everybody's forgotten about that. 262 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,350 That's yesterday's news. 263 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,590 I mean, God! Way more exciting things have happened since then. 264 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:36,640 Tanya got refused planning permission for a side return, they might have to move. 265 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,270 Yeah, everyone's still talking about the threesome, but who cares? 266 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,990 I care. 267 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:47,390 Julia, I am a very private person. 268 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:49,390 Very discreet. 269 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:52,590 Unlike someone like Anne, who will blabbermouth about anything. 270 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,710 You know she told everyone how much my kitchen cost. 271 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,670 If she hadn't literally just had a breast reduction that week, 272 00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,630 - I would have had it out with her. - Anne's had a breast reduction? 273 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,390 I was told that in confidence, though. 274 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,270 Anyway, I am not giving them the satisfaction. 275 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,870 Oh, come on, Amanda, you are wasted just sitting around here. 276 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,190 Why do you care, Julia? 277 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:13,940 I've never seen you give two craps about anything that doesn't benefit you. 278 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,630 That's not... 279 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,950 Why don't you just go and visit him yourself? 280 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,080 I'm sure he'd appreciate that, at least. 281 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,030 Sorry, Peter should be with us shortly, 282 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:32,590 he's just dealing with a disciplinary thing with some parents. 283 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,110 We can start the interview now, if that's OK with you. 284 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,430 - No problem at all. - OK. So, first things first, 285 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,870 I see you've had experience with year fives before. 286 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,070 Yeah. It was great. 287 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,760 Mainly maths and a bit of science. 288 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,620 Come in. 289 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,790 OK, so I'll just go so you can pop your top off 290 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,230 and leave your clothes on the chair. 291 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,720 - I won't be popping my top off. - OK, you can use a... 292 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,790 Liz, what are you doing here? 293 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,790 I'm phoning Lee. 294 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:14,270 It's lunchtime, I suppose he might be up. 295 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:17,350 This is... nice. What's this? 296 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,800 Rainforest Sounds, Volume One. 297 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,710 Can't beat the rainforest's early stuff. 298 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,430 Do you think people who live in rainforests never get angry? 299 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,790 Well, I can turn it off if you want? 300 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:29,880 Better not. 301 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,990 Look, sorry to come to your work. 302 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,910 I have been asking to meet you for a while now. 303 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,230 OK. Well, he didn't say anything. 304 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,230 Of course he didn't. 305 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,150 Look, it is what it is. 306 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,430 We're in each other's lives now, our kids are going to be related. 307 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,510 We have to make the best of it. 308 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,790 So, look, a few things to bear in mind with Lee. 309 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,430 Don't get a joint bank account with him. 310 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,070 Don't stop talking to your mum because of him. 311 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:09,030 Even if he makes you feel like it's you and him against the world. 312 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,550 Why are you telling me this? 313 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,070 Because it's hard having a baby. 314 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:18,350 Don't get me wrong, it'll be the best thing that's ever happened to you, but it is hard. 315 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:22,390 It's even harder having one with Lee, so make friends. 316 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,720 Make good friends. 317 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,440 You're going to need them. 318 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,480 I bet you're glad I kept my top on now. 319 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,750 - Jesus, that hasn't got sugar in it, has it? - That's my decaf. 320 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,950 - Decaf? - Well, if you haven't asked me to move up, 321 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,710 I'd be sitting next to my drink, wouldn't I? 322 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:47,510 You see, this is what happens when you start bossing people around, 323 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:51,390 we all end up drinking each other's drinks. 324 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,400 A latte, please. Thank you. 325 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,280 Budge up, Anne. 326 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,310 His name was Bobby, he was about 28 years old, 327 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:30,280 it happened a few times when Johnny and I were going through a rough patch. 328 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:37,270 It's something we thought would bring us closer together, and in many ways it did. 329 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:38,440 The end. 330 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,470 When... When did he pop by? 331 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,510 Afternoon or evening? 332 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:49,790 Erm... Lunchtimes. Usually. 333 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,590 - How did you find the time? - How did Johnny get off work? 334 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,070 All right, slow down. 335 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:56,070 Erm, we just made time. 336 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,680 It was usually a Wednesday. 337 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,440 Johnny would call in sick and I would come back after the drop-off. 338 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,070 Don't you have the cleaner on a Wednesday? 339 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,590 What sort of thing would you get up to? 340 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,440 Oh, hello, Kevin, what are you doing here? 341 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,910 Oh, Lindsey, is there any chance you could stay a bit later tonight? 342 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,470 Just an extra ten minutes, extra 15 minutes? 343 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:33,190 - Oh. - I just have to go and see someone from school, in hospital, 344 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,560 and I'll be straight back. I promise I'll be back by 7.15. 345 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,640 I don't think he's getting any other visitors, so... 346 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,480 He's had a stroke. 347 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,350 It's a bit sad. 348 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,520 Is... Is that OK? 349 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,720 Yeah, no, like... It's fine, I'd... 350 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,260 I'd just love to know if this is going to become a regular thing. 351 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,580 Someone in school having a stroke? 352 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,230 I don't know. I don't think so. 353 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,470 Yeah, it's just, erm... 354 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:10,950 The last family that I worked for, they used to really, 355 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:15,550 really take the piss, and I'm not saying that's going to happen between, 356 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,080 you know, us, but... 357 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:23,510 Do you know what? Forget I said anything. 358 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,800 Go, have fun. 359 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,310 Oh, Julia. 360 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,360 Can you take the recycling out, please? 361 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:45,670 Hi, Tommy, hello. Hi, I just wanted to bring you a token, it's just a... 362 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,470 It's a bottle of whisky. 363 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,310 Mrs Lamb said it was your tipple of choice. 364 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,430 And a card, it's just to say get well 365 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:56,150 and thank you for everything that you do. 366 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,430 I'm not sure exactly what it is you do do, but, I mean, 367 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:02,950 certainly gate opening hasn't been the same since you... 368 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,480 It's just a whole new system. 369 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:11,430 And, look, I'm sorry for not saying hello or thanking you, 370 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,180 it's just that I've been rushing... 371 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,520 .. everywhere, there's just never any time. 372 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,600 But it's better now because I've got this nanny. 373 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:32,150 Erm... She's really great, I mean... 374 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,680 She's a bit... 375 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,790 I don't know if it's her manner 376 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:40,870 or if it's because she's Australian, but she's abrupt. 377 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,670 She... She knows what she wants. She's a powerhouse. 378 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,400 A bit rude. I'm actually quite scared of her. 379 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:48,990 I winked my head off, Liz. 380 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:52,630 I winked during the interview, I winked after the interview. 381 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,070 I think I winked more than I blinked, but nothing. 382 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,550 Nothing seemed to faze her. 383 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,030 I mean, I like order and labels and storage solutions, 384 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,630 you should see my spice cupboard. 385 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,980 I mean, not now, but you should have a look when you're feeling better. 386 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,430 - Oh. Hiya. - Hiya. 387 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,310 - What are you doing here? - Same as you. 388 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,750 That's not Tommy, though. 389 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,400 - What do you mean? - That's not Tommy. 390 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:18,960 That's not Tommy. 391 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,350 I don't know what that means. 392 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,030 It's just what it means, that's not Tommy. 393 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,120 All right? 394 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,670 In the hospital channel it said room 12. 395 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,760 Oh, we're not using WhoZis any more, we're back on WhatsApp. 396 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,240 Oh, let him have the whisky. 397 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,240 Liz, I just wanted to say that you were right about me. 398 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:50,110 Do you want to go for a drink after this, or...? 399 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:53,110 - Yeah, why not. Pub? - Yeah, yeah, great. 400 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,310 Shit, my nanny won't want to baby... 401 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,390 Do you want to come back to mine, or...? 402 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,310 - Yeah, OK. - Yeah. 403 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,390 And we enrolled you in the Whisky Of The Month Club, 404 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,310 so you'll be getting one of these every month. 405 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,550 Oh, that's... Thank you! 406 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,230 Oh, Tommy, don't mention it. We leave our kids with people every day, 407 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,790 we can only hope they're with people as lovely as you. 408 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:16,350 - Bless you. - I'm welling up here. 409 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,550 Thanks, everyone. I can't tell you, I really... 410 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:23,270 I really appreciate it. I was lucky. 411 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,470 I don't know if I'll get the feeling back in the left side of my body, but... 412 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,110 Yes, yes, yes! I didn't get the job! 413 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,720 I didn't get the stupid job! 414 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,230 Oh! 415 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,800 She's asked me out for a drink. 416 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,960 Sorry, go on. 417 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:47,390 Wait, so, you ask her to do things and she doesn't do them. 418 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:52,630 No. Well, yes, but she did sort the Lego into sizes. 419 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,990 And the Sylvanians are all dressed. 420 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:58,190 But she gets you to make her food while she puts them to bed? 421 00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,950 No... Well, yes. 422 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,270 But only if I'm in the kitchen at that time. 423 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,750 I mean, she's great. She's just so... 424 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,870 Oh, God, she's the best... 425 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,750 I don't like her. I really don't like her, Liz. 426 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,550 I don't know, Julia. It sounds like you don't like her. 427 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,510 Oh, God, what am I going to do? 428 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,590 I finally found someone that can help me, I'm at work on time, 429 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,710 the children have never been so clean, but it's just that she's... 430 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,430 She's just a bit of a prick. 431 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,350 Tell her to piss the piss off. 432 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,440 Oh, God, that's her. Sh! 433 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,710 - Hey, Lindsey, hi. - Hi. 434 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,310 This is my friend Liz. This is Lindsey. Lindsey, this is Liz. 435 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:36,440 - All right. - We're just... We were just talking about how... 436 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,800 We were just talking about Trump and what a bit of a prick he is. 437 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,310 Yeah. Well, listen, I'm off now. 438 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:47,550 I'm going to come in an hour late tomorrow 439 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,110 because obviously I had to work late tonight. 440 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,310 I've left the dishes in the dishwasher this time because 441 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:57,110 that's really not my job, and I have said that a couple of times now. 442 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,350 But, guys, have a great night. 443 00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,630 Lindsey, Lindsey, I just want to say... 444 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,640 I just want to say I'm really sorry, we're moving to America. 445 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,310 Hiya. Just want to check in, see how you are. 446 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,870 I haven't seen you for a while. 447 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,230 The kids have made you something. 448 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,230 Oh, how sweet of them! 449 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,710 How is the nanny getting on? 450 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,070 Good. Really good. 451 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,990 Had to let her go. It's fine. 452 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:33,390 I'm on it. But while I'm getting on it, is there a way...? 453 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:38,710 Any possibility that you could pick up the reins just for a little bit? 454 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,550 Oh, well, I'm going to stay in Dorking for a while. 455 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,710 With your sister just having had a baby, 456 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:47,160 I feel I need to be there for her. Give her a hand with all that. 457 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,200 OK. Great. Very good. Well, I better go. 458 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,750 Give me the pasta necklace back. 459 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,840 Give it to me. 460 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,920 Unbelievable! 461 00:27:35,580 --> 00:27:37,050 See you at the park later? 462 00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:39,100 Morning. 463 00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:43,210 Morning! 464 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,080 Go, go, go! 37661

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