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- Look here. - 38 years-old Malcolm Guffin was arrested this morning
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in connection with over a dozen
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missing-person cases in the surrounding areas.
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I'm standing here just a few yards away from what appears
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To be the final resting place for
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At least six young girls.
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What we're being told is that it's too early and the bodies are too badly decomposed for
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any physical identification to take place.
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Law enforcement apprehended Guffin earlier today, but, unfortunately, it was too late
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for his latest victim.
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Guffin will be transported to the hale county correctional facility as early as tomorrow morning
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We'll continue to update you on this truly fascinating and terrifying tragedy coming out
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of south Alabama.
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-Mmm. Wow. -I told you so.
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Pay up.
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Well, we didn't shake on it.
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What a gyp.
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Technically, you said "best in
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Alabama ", so I can't really be
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proven wrong until I've tried
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all the barbecue joints in the state.
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All right.
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It's gonna eat up the weekend,
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but let's get on it.
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Okay, fine. Fine.
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You're right.
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Holy crap!
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That took months.
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Yeah, well, don't get used to it.
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I won't.
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Mmm. That takes me back. - So everything here is either
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fried or smothered in barbecue sauce?
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Pretty much, yeah.
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I can see why you liked this
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place as a kid. - Oh ... here.
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I thought you meant the south.
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Either way, you're right.
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So, are you glad to be home?
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Yeah. I'm glad I could finally make
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good on my promise to come visit for the holidays.
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Holiday?
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It's Halloween.
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Halloween is a holiday?
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Well, it is with my family.
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Really?
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They get real into it.
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You know, my uncle spends
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a fortune every year on this Hayride.
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Well, I'm kind of looking
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forward to a hayride.
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I think it's gonna be fun.
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No. It's terrifying.
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I still have nightmares from it.
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Are you serious?
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Not really.
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But it is insane.
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They come up with different
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back stories and have these
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reoccurring characters.
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Like... their own horror characters?
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We have, uh, pitchfork and
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raw-head bloody bones. - I'm sorry... what?
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It's raw-head bloody bones.
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It's a monster that my grandpa made up that
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only comes out
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when it's windy... for some reason.
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But ... why ... why was his head raw?
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I don't know that.
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I never really got that part of the story.
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But to this day...
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wind chimes still creep me out a bit.
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Seriously, though,
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pitchfork... He used to scare
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the crap out of me.
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What was his story?
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Well, he ... it changed
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a little bit as I got older, but
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Basically, he was a guy that my
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uncle said would come out on
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full moons to revenge the death
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of his daughter... or something like that.
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Why does the killer always
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have to come out at certain times?
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That's a good question.
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And it always happens to be
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Under the same conditions,
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in which the story is being told.
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I think you cracked the case.
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That's what I do.
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So, pitchfork kind of had a lame back story?
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No, no, no, no. You have to keep it simple.
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You know, "here's the killer.
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Here's how he started killing.
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Here's who he's gonna kill."
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Simpler is scarier. People don't come to these
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Things to learn some lesson
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in life or to hear a compelling story.
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They come to be scared.
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Sounds like lazy writing to me.
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I'm just saying.
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Well, you know, each year, my
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uncle would get a little more
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gruesome with the details, you know?
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Add more to the story.
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Pitchfork was scary.
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Sounds like it.
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Yeah, I bet.
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So, why do they call him "pitchfork"?
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Take a guess.
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Because he killed people with a pitchfork.
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That's absolutely right.
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Your uncle's not a very original guy, I take it.
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You'll see.
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Wincer, we got a marshal who's down here. I went ahead and sent him on through.
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He should be heading your way.
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You Wincer? - Yeah. - What are we looking at here?
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Well, we got a dead cop, one of yours. We got a dead unknown... local,
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by the looks of his clothes.
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Looks like the cop lost control
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of the vehicle and our boy
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took advantage of the situation.
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Any idea which direction he went? - South, by the looks of the tracks.
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Not much past that.
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We put up a perimeter about 5 miles.
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All right.
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So, we got any houses nearby,
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any stores, anything?
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So you're not from around here, I take it?
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No, I'm not.
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Well, no.
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Nothing else out here.
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So, these roads, they don't,
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uh, they don't go anywhere?
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Oh, yeah. They go, uh... nowhere.
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We got a lot of that out here.
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Okay. All right, how about we take
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that 5-mile perimeter and push
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it back 15 miles and you get
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some black-and-whites to search
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up and down this... road to
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nowhere you got here?
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You don't think he'll just
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head straight out?
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I think he'll be looking for a change of clothes and some new wheels.
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Also, have some volunteers go house to house and let them know
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what we're looking for.
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What do you know about this guy?
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I don't know anything about
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this guy, except that he's bat-shit crazy.
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Yes, I'll give him that.
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What's the worst case scenario?
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You're looking at it.
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Hey bud. - Hey, cuz. - How was the, uh, ride down?
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Long.
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Yeah, no doubt.
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Hey, what happened to your old truck?
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Nah. Got stolen. -Mm.
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Long story, don't wanna
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talk about it.
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So, you are still dating with that missy chick? -Nope.
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Turns out he was in love with her.
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Oh, shit, Tyler.
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Hey, look, don't mention that to dad.
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It's still kind of a touchy subject.
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Speaking of which, where is your old man?
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He's up at the barn, just kinda
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tinkering around with some stuff.
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He's got me out looking for missing bear traps.
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Bear traps?
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We put them to keep out coyotes away
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from the Hayride.
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That sounds scary.
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No. They're gone.
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Look, how long are you guys
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gonna be in town?
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Three days.
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Three days. Okay.
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Well, look, uh, I'm gonna get going,
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but I know dad would love to
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see you two, so, uh, why
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don't you just head back up the path
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and take you a left...
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Yeah. I remember.
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My bad.
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No problem, buddy.
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You know, maybe if you'd
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visit more often, dick...
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See you later, man.
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-Bye. -Later, cutie.
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Ow. Oh, shit.
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Hey, there, Captain Morgan.
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Here you go.
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What is it?
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Oh, that's the costume.
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Okay. What is this?
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Is this the, uh... - Mask.
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That's the mask?
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Look at that.
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Are those eyes there?
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-What are you gonna do with that? -Aaaaaaaah!
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You're crazy. - Yeah, I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to scare you.
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Look, I'll give you a ride back, all right?
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All right. - How do you walk that far?
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Oh, my God.
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Ow! Dumbass.
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How big is their yard?
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Oh, it's huge.
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It's a few hundred acres.
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Really?
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Yeah, most of it it's just woods
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all the way back to the river, though.
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There he is. Hey! Steven! - How you doing?
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Thought you only worked on boats.
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Wow! You brought me a present?
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Wow. Look at that.
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How you doing?
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Good to see you, Uncle Morgan.
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Good to see you, Steven.
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It's been too long. - That's Captain Morgan.
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And this is Amanda. -Wow, hey.
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Amanda, this is Uncle Morgan.
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Hey, Amanda.
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Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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Steven told me a lot about you.
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He did? Well, he's a liar ...
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Whatever he said.
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How was the trip?
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Oh, not too bad. You know.
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Dumb, where the hell have you been?!
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You were supposed to be holding
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Sam's ladder!
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-Oh. -Oh, that's the girls.
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That's the Captain Morgan girls.
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Here. Look at that.
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That one's beautiful. That one's dumb.
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They're both pretty, and they're
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both a little dumb, you know,
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but, I mean, one's slower than the other, and...
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Look, I didn't name them, alright?
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Yes, you did.
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Uh, you'll know
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everybody else, though, the whole gang,
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except for the high schoolers.
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They'll be out tomorrow to help out.
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So, what you got going on over at the barn?
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Oh, you know, just something
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a little new this year.
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I mean, is it part of the ride?
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Well, yeah, maybe. Maybe.
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Maybe. Mm-hmm.
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Well, come on.
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Let it out.
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Oh, all right.
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Uh... all right.
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I-I shouldn't say anything, but
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we're gonna get the riders off
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the ride this year and let them
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walk through there.
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So, like a haunted house?
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A little bit.
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Well ... can we see it? -Ah...
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You can let me see it.
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Yeah, well, I ...
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You want to see it?
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Yeah, let's go. - Oh, well, then, yes.
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I couldn't say no to her.
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I love you,too, uncle.
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Yeah. I love you, too, man.
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My uncle. That's great. So, uh...
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We'll just drive on up to the barn, then.
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Okay. Alright.
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She's coming with me?
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No, I think I'm gonna ... - What?
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I think I'm gonna keep this one. - Get off me.
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I'm gonna keep this one.
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Oh, okay. All right.
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Good to see you.
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All right.
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You're not gonna keep her.
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You're way over your head.
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See you up there.
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Hey, Chuck. - Oh, shit. - You are on the clock?
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Yeah. Coming back.
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Where the hell are you?
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00:17:48,682 --> 00:17:49,913
About to, uh, run these
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lights out here at the old
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hay barn for Captain Morgan.
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What you got going on?
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All right, man. Hurry up.
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10-4 on that.
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Oh, yeah. I can hear Morgan now. Yeah, just, uh,
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you know, throw some blood up right here, you know?
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I can guarantee you that's what he was saying.
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You weren't kidding.
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They go all out.
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Yeah, you know, Corey got lost in here once.
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Seriously?
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Yeah. It was pretty pitiful.
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How long did it take him to get out?
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Um, until the high wore off.
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Quit screwing around, all right?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the
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stylings of Corey.
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Hey, not too much.
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You might encourage him.
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Thanks, pops.
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No problem.
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Hey, come on.
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Let's get together here.
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Come on, here.
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All right.
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I just want to thank everyone
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for really working your ass off
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For the hot Hayride this year, all right?
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We couldn't have done it without
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you, and you know that, right? -Aww.
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Hayride gets better and
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better every year, but it
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gets harder and harder, and I know I don't
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pay you guys much.
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So really, we couldn't do it without you.
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Believe me. Thank you.
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Thanks for having us.
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This is the best part of my year.
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Best part of your year?
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Really?
329
00:21:06,813 --> 00:21:07,846
Absolutely.
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That just shouldn't to be true, should it?
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I mean, thank you, beautiful.
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Anyway, thanks for stepping it up today.
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We got a lot of done.
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If it rains tomorrow,
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we're gonna have a lot more to do.
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The news said 10% chance.
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00:21:23,896 --> 00:21:25,163
We'll be all right.
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Hell yeah, we'll be all right.
339
00:21:27,267 --> 00:21:28,232
So... oh!
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I'm gonna need, uh, someone to
341
00:21:30,703 --> 00:21:32,769
drive the truck, you know,
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'cause Jeff hasn't checked in
343
00:21:35,008 --> 00:21:37,141
yet again this year, right?
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He'll show up
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about November... when he comes to.
346
00:21:41,815 --> 00:21:43,280
Yeah, probably.
347
00:21:43,282 --> 00:21:45,717
Oh, that means, uh, I need
348
00:21:45,719 --> 00:21:47,652
another zombie.
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00:21:47,653 --> 00:21:49,153
Anybody want to be a zombie?
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Anybody? - I'll do it.
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00:21:50,656 --> 00:21:52,690
You just have me running audio. - All right.
352
00:21:52,692 --> 00:21:54,157
There you go. It's yours.
353
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,227
Steven, you want to roll? - Nah.
354
00:21:57,130 --> 00:21:58,730
Come on. Why not?
355
00:21:58,731 --> 00:22:01,164
I think I'll just be a rider this year.
356
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:02,200
A rider, huh?
357
00:22:02,201 --> 00:22:03,734
Okay. All right.
358
00:22:03,737 --> 00:22:06,770
You don't... Look, I got to warn you.
359
00:22:06,772 --> 00:22:09,641
Things have changed since you've been here.
360
00:22:09,643 --> 00:22:12,277
So, uh, who you got playing pitchfork this year?
361
00:22:12,278 --> 00:22:14,244
Oh, are you a rider or a worker?
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Rider.
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00:22:16,082 --> 00:22:17,147
Oh, you're a rider.
364
00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:18,750
Yeah, so I better not tell you,
365
00:22:18,751 --> 00:22:20,117
'cause it might spoil the fun,
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00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:20,984
don't you think?
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00:22:23,722 --> 00:22:24,989
I've got you, baby.
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Don't worry.
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00:22:27,727 --> 00:22:30,795
Did he tell you about, uh ...
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Pitchfork?
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00:22:32,231 --> 00:22:33,865
A little bit.
372
00:22:33,866 --> 00:22:35,866
Um, he mentioned a
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raw-head bloody guy.
374
00:22:38,637 --> 00:22:40,003
Oh. He did, huh?
375
00:22:40,006 --> 00:22:42,039
Yeah, we had to retire old
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00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:45,943
old bloody bones after grandpa died.
377
00:22:45,945 --> 00:22:47,644
It didn't seem right carrying on
378
00:22:47,646 --> 00:22:49,614
without him, right?
379
00:22:49,615 --> 00:22:50,682
We miss him.
380
00:22:50,683 --> 00:22:53,084
But, uh... rumor has it
381
00:22:53,086 --> 00:22:56,054
old pitchfork ... he's still
382
00:22:56,056 --> 00:22:58,056
alive and kicking.
383
00:22:58,057 --> 00:23:00,223
Who came up with pitchfork, anyway?
384
00:23:00,226 --> 00:23:01,992
Nobody came up. He's real.
385
00:23:01,994 --> 00:23:02,993
What are you talking about?
386
00:23:02,996 --> 00:23:04,996
Come on.
387
00:23:04,998 --> 00:23:07,065
I'm serious.
388
00:23:07,067 --> 00:23:08,665
We didn't make him up.
389
00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:10,401
we may have added to the story
390
00:23:10,403 --> 00:23:13,770
here and there, but... it's the truth.
391
00:23:13,772 --> 00:23:15,839
His real name is, uh,
392
00:23:15,842 --> 00:23:19,309
r.W. Rayborn.
393
00:23:19,311 --> 00:23:21,346
He was a farmer... lived about
394
00:23:21,347 --> 00:23:22,946
a mile away from here.
395
00:23:22,949 --> 00:23:26,150
Well, who wants to hear the story?
396
00:23:26,152 --> 00:23:27,352
Story!
397
00:23:27,354 --> 00:23:28,385
Tell it!
398
00:23:28,387 --> 00:23:29,921
Oh, alright.
399
00:23:29,923 --> 00:23:31,788
Go ahead and tell them the story, pops.
400
00:23:31,790 --> 00:23:33,423
I'll tell it.
401
00:23:33,425 --> 00:23:36,928
Oh sorry. You can't stay here for the story.
402
00:23:36,930 --> 00:23:38,395
You need to go pry Jason off his
403
00:23:38,397 --> 00:23:40,664
girlfriend and get some more beers.
404
00:23:40,666 --> 00:23:42,432
I don't know where he is.
405
00:23:42,632 --> 00:23:44,932
-You don't? - No.
406
00:23:44,170 --> 00:23:48,905
Well, why don't you, uh... find him?
407
00:23:48,907 --> 00:23:50,775
It's dark out there.
408
00:23:50,777 --> 00:23:52,977
It's Halloween. I don't want to go in there by myself.
409
00:23:52,979 --> 00:23:54,244
Oh, that's right.
410
00:23:54,247 --> 00:23:56,047
It's Halloween eve.
411
00:23:56,048 --> 00:23:56,913
It's not Halloween.
412
00:23:56,915 --> 00:23:58,115
You want to die in there with me,
413
00:23:58,117 --> 00:23:59,317
or you want to die while
414
00:23:59,318 --> 00:24:01,352
you're looking for my dead body?
415
00:24:02,122 --> 00:24:05,155
Uh... why don't you just go get the beer, all right?
416
00:24:05,157 --> 00:24:08,092
And if you can't find him, just buy it.
417
00:24:08,094 --> 00:24:09,961
I mean, there's a change.
418
00:24:12,198 --> 00:24:14,965
I'll come with you.
419
00:24:14,968 --> 00:24:16,000
Thanks, beautiful.
420
00:24:16,001 --> 00:24:18,036
I'll avenge your death, bro.
421
00:24:18,038 --> 00:24:20,337
Thanks, man.
422
00:24:20,339 --> 00:24:22,807
But only if you're killed by
423
00:24:22,808 --> 00:24:23,875
a short guy.
424
00:24:23,876 --> 00:24:26,277
Otherwise, no.
425
00:24:28,781 --> 00:24:29,480
All right.
426
00:24:29,481 --> 00:24:30,748
Uh, where was I?
427
00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:32,282
You were just about to get started on
428
00:24:32,285 --> 00:24:34,085
the pitchfork myth.
429
00:24:34,988 --> 00:24:36,854
Pitchfork legend.
430
00:24:36,855 --> 00:24:38,890
Same thing.
431
00:24:38,892 --> 00:24:40,375
No, hell no, it isn't... not
432
00:24:40,386 --> 00:24:42,392
in my book.
433
00:24:43,994 --> 00:24:54,271
You know, sometimes, something can happen. And it's so traumatic that...
434
00:24:54,273 --> 00:24:57,275
It becomes a legend.
435
00:24:57,277 --> 00:24:58,875
Especially in a small town like
436
00:24:58,877 --> 00:24:59,777
this, you know?
437
00:24:59,778 --> 00:25:01,244
People talk, people add to
438
00:25:01,247 --> 00:25:03,346
the story, they glorify
439
00:25:03,348 --> 00:25:05,115
the details ... whatever.
440
00:25:05,117 --> 00:25:08,051
But it's based on truth,
441
00:25:08,054 --> 00:25:12,690
and in our case, the legend is...
442
00:25:16,692 --> 00:25:21,432
... ugly. - Good opening. - Shut up.
443
00:25:21,433 --> 00:25:26,136
Like I said, r.W. Rayborn was a farmer.
444
00:25:26,138 --> 00:25:28,005
had a farm, uh, just
445
00:25:28,007 --> 00:25:30,307
right off the property line in the back there.
446
00:25:30,309 --> 00:25:32,242
You know, uh, it looks run-down
447
00:25:32,244 --> 00:25:33,810
now, but back in the day, it was
448
00:25:33,813 --> 00:25:35,212
pretty set.
449
00:25:35,214 --> 00:25:38,215
About the last farmer that
450
00:25:38,218 --> 00:25:40,785
existed around here.
451
00:25:40,787 --> 00:25:44,255
And when Rayborn would come
452
00:25:44,257 --> 00:25:46,223
into town for supplies, he'd
453
00:25:46,226 --> 00:25:50,127
sometimes bring his daughter.
454
00:26:47,738 --> 00:26:52,323
Yeah, the banks had this grand plan to make all this area into a subdivision.
455
00:26:52,325 --> 00:26:55,492
You know, there'd be houses all over here, you know?
456
00:26:55,494 --> 00:26:57,295
They even tried to extend the highway
457
00:26:57,297 --> 00:26:59,963
right through here.
458
00:26:59,965 --> 00:27:00,998
Yeah, they pushed my dad's land
459
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,718
back 100 yards to make way
460
00:27:02,743 --> 00:27:04,366
for that four-Lane.
461
00:27:04,403 --> 00:27:09,173
Yeah. They tried to do that with us a few times.
462
00:27:11,544 --> 00:27:15,011
but, uh... back on the subject, Rayborn's daughter...
463
00:27:16,082 --> 00:27:17,981
I mean, when she was a kid,
464
00:27:17,983 --> 00:27:19,951
she was a beautiful little girl, but
465
00:27:19,952 --> 00:27:22,653
she did what every beautiful little girl does.
466
00:27:22,654 --> 00:27:28,092
They grow up to be beautiful young ladies.
467
00:27:28,094 --> 00:27:31,328
Now, some say when he would
468
00:27:31,330 --> 00:27:33,530
take his daughter on occasion,
469
00:27:33,532 --> 00:27:37,134
everyone in town would have their eye on her.
470
00:27:37,135 --> 00:27:39,103
They say he carried a pitchfork
471
00:27:39,105 --> 00:27:40,538
Because of her.
472
00:27:40,539 --> 00:27:43,074
And the joke was that if you'd
473
00:27:43,076 --> 00:27:48,511
messed with Rayborn's daughter ...
474
00:27:48,513 --> 00:27:51,115
You messed with the pitchfork.
475
00:30:17,270 --> 00:30:23,500
The accounts of this part of the story vary from person to person.
476
00:30:23,502 --> 00:30:25,236
Some say that he entered his
477
00:30:25,238 --> 00:30:27,104
house to find that his daughter
478
00:30:27,105 --> 00:30:28,506
and her new boyfriend had
479
00:30:28,508 --> 00:30:32,242
murdered his wife and the sight
480
00:30:32,244 --> 00:30:36,579
threw him into a murderous rage.
481
00:30:36,582 --> 00:30:40,050
But that's not the story I believe.
482
00:30:40,053 --> 00:30:41,684
I believe that seeing that his
483
00:30:41,686 --> 00:30:43,554
wife let his only daughter run away
484
00:30:43,556 --> 00:30:48,558
drove him over the edge...
485
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,162
And she became his first ...
486
00:30:51,163 --> 00:30:53,463
but not last... victim.
487
00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:44,414
Now, old pitchfork had a problem. He knew that his daughter had
488
00:31:44,416 --> 00:31:45,516
run off with one of the
489
00:31:45,518 --> 00:31:48,618
neighbors' boys, but he didn't know which one.
490
00:31:52,621 --> 00:31:57,327
So he took his revenge out on everyone.
491
00:32:45,438 --> 00:32:50,280
From house to house, he went searching for his missing daughter. [Music box plays]
492
00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:31,821
When it was over, the police launched a manhunt... largest in state history.
493
00:33:31,824 --> 00:33:34,758
They never found him.
494
00:33:34,759 --> 00:33:38,996
Some people say pitchfork found
495
00:33:38,998 --> 00:33:40,663
his daughter and her boyfriend.
496
00:33:40,665 --> 00:33:42,398
That's why no one ever heard
497
00:33:42,401 --> 00:33:44,367
about them again.
498
00:33:46,369 --> 00:33:53,911
That's not the story my father used to tell. It's not what I believe.
499
00:33:53,913 --> 00:33:59,616
The truth is, he never found them.
500
00:33:59,618 --> 00:34:00,884
They got away somehow, and
501
00:34:00,885 --> 00:34:02,452
people around here all want to
502
00:34:02,454 --> 00:34:05,655
believe everyone involved is dead.
503
00:34:07,657 --> 00:34:16,467
Legend has it... that when the moon's full and everything gets all
504
00:34:16,469 --> 00:34:19,670
quiet-like...
505
00:34:19,672 --> 00:34:21,472
Like it is now...
506
00:34:24,612 --> 00:34:33,449
You can still spot old pitchfork wandering the woods, searching for his
507
00:34:33,452 --> 00:34:35,385
daughter ...
508
00:34:35,387 --> 00:34:37,320
And her boyfriend.
509
00:34:37,519 --> 00:34:39,820
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
510
00:34:44,297 --> 00:34:46,030
God, you kept me waiting long enough.
511
00:34:46,032 --> 00:34:47,597
I was back there for 20 minutes.
512
00:34:47,599 --> 00:34:48,998
Oh, it was worth it.
513
00:34:50,802 --> 00:34:53,804
I knew you were making that shit up.
514
00:34:53,806 --> 00:34:55,072
I didn't make it up.
515
00:34:55,074 --> 00:34:56,407
That story is true.
516
00:34:56,409 --> 00:34:57,940
You can look it up when you
517
00:34:57,943 --> 00:34:59,009
go back to school.
518
00:34:59,010 --> 00:35:00,476
- if you get back. -dun-dun-du-u-un
519
00:35:05,985 --> 00:35:08,552
Okay, that's enough beer for him.
520
00:35:41,954 --> 00:35:43,420
Is the couch comfy?
521
00:35:43,422 --> 00:35:44,554
Yeah. It's okay.
522
00:35:44,556 --> 00:35:46,422
You know I can sleep out here if you want
523
00:35:46,425 --> 00:35:48,492
No, I'm fine. It's okay.
524
00:35:48,494 --> 00:35:49,693
Don't worry about me.
525
00:35:49,695 --> 00:35:50,561
You sure?
526
00:35:50,563 --> 00:35:52,896
Yes! I'm okay.
527
00:35:52,898 --> 00:35:55,365
Why don't you just come sleep in my room?
528
00:35:55,367 --> 00:35:57,900
I respect your uncle's wishes.
529
00:36:00,072 --> 00:36:02,405
Although his moral compass
530
00:36:02,407 --> 00:36:03,574
is a little ...
531
00:36:05,443 --> 00:36:07,043
He was only half-serious about that.
532
00:36:07,045 --> 00:36:09,445
You can come sleep in my room if you want.
533
00:36:09,447 --> 00:36:10,514
I am fine.
534
00:36:10,516 --> 00:36:11,681
Don't worry about me. -Okay.
535
00:36:12,851 --> 00:36:15,719
Okay. Sweet dreams.
536
00:36:15,721 --> 00:36:17,788
Good night, gorgeous.
537
00:36:49,413 --> 00:36:50,987
I have to pee!
538
00:36:55,413 --> 00:37:00,063
Lucky bastard. I thought you were in there whacking off or something.
539
00:37:00,699 --> 00:37:02,565
You son of a bitch.
540
00:37:04,903 --> 00:37:05,936
How was she?
541
00:37:05,938 --> 00:37:09,139
Dude.
542
00:37:45,612 --> 00:37:47,744
Who's there?
543
00:38:02,746 --> 00:38:05,228
You ever find those traps?
544
00:38:06,831 --> 00:38:08,164
No. Think somebody stole them.
545
00:38:08,166 --> 00:38:09,532
It was probably Jeff.
546
00:38:09,534 --> 00:38:10,800
his trucking business
547
00:38:10,802 --> 00:38:12,135
went under, and he is the one who
548
00:38:12,137 --> 00:38:13,704
helped me to put them.
549
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,639
Huh. They'll probably turn up, man. -Mm.
550
00:38:18,844 --> 00:38:20,143
Man, it is gonna be a bitch
551
00:38:20,144 --> 00:38:21,737
if we have to run all these lights
552
00:38:21,771 --> 00:38:23,871
again tomorrow.
553
00:38:24,916 --> 00:38:26,682
We'll be all right.
554
00:38:26,684 --> 00:38:28,085
No problem, man.
555
00:38:28,086 --> 00:38:29,119
We'll get it done.
556
00:38:32,224 --> 00:38:33,956
Yeah. It's a hell of a ride.
557
00:38:33,958 --> 00:38:35,759
Hell of a ride, bro.
558
00:38:35,958 --> 00:38:38,259
Oh! Oh!
559
00:39:35,478 --> 00:39:42,291
You okay? - Yeah. Just couldn't sleep. - Yeah, me either.
560
00:39:42,293 --> 00:39:44,695
Why not?
561
00:39:45,197 --> 00:39:49,266
Uh... mind racing, I guess.
562
00:39:49,268 --> 00:39:52,936
Whole lot of memories here.
563
00:39:52,938 --> 00:39:54,338
Good ones?
564
00:39:54,340 --> 00:39:56,072
Yeah, definitely.
565
00:39:56,074 --> 00:39:58,307
You know, it's weird, but you
566
00:39:58,309 --> 00:39:59,643
spend half your life pretending
567
00:39:59,644 --> 00:40:01,081
you're not from Alabama, and the rest,
568
00:40:01,088 --> 00:40:03,847
you're pretending you don't miss it.
569
00:40:04,315 --> 00:40:06,215
I think we moved around too
570
00:40:06,217 --> 00:40:10,052
much for me to really miss anyplace.
571
00:40:10,054 --> 00:40:12,722
My dad's job moved us to San Diego once.
572
00:40:12,724 --> 00:40:13,990
That was really nice.
573
00:40:13,992 --> 00:40:15,858
I bet.
574
00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:17,159
How old were you when
575
00:40:17,161 --> 00:40:18,228
moved in with Morgan?
576
00:40:18,230 --> 00:40:19,630
10.
577
00:40:19,632 --> 00:40:21,898
Was your aunt still alive?
578
00:40:24,036 --> 00:40:25,735
Yeah. She... she didn't pass away until I was
579
00:40:25,737 --> 00:40:27,536
In high school.
580
00:40:29,539 --> 00:40:38,215
Were you close? - She was my mom for about six years.
581
00:40:38,217 --> 00:40:39,782
I'm sorry.
582
00:40:39,784 --> 00:40:42,753
Nah, it's okay.
583
00:40:42,755 --> 00:40:47,690
She was probably as close as a person could be to a Saint these these days.
584
00:40:50,512 --> 00:40:57,634
She, of all people, didn't need to hurt anymore. So, it was just me, Corey, and
585
00:40:57,635 --> 00:40:59,969
uncle Morgan.
586
00:40:59,972 --> 00:41:03,706
Somehow, we made it work.
587
00:41:04,876 --> 00:41:07,177
we used to quiz each other on
588
00:41:07,179 --> 00:41:09,378
microwave directions
589
00:41:09,380 --> 00:41:11,882
for TV dinners and chicken pot pies.
590
00:41:11,884 --> 00:41:15,117
We were scary-good at it. You name the item and the brand,
591
00:41:15,119 --> 00:41:16,952
And we could give you the exact time
592
00:41:16,954 --> 00:41:18,688
and heating instruction.
593
00:41:20,391 --> 00:41:22,925
Well, that's a valuable skill.
594
00:41:23,929 --> 00:41:25,896
Well, it comes in handy at
595
00:41:25,898 --> 00:41:27,097
school sometimes.
596
00:41:27,099 --> 00:41:29,766
But only if it's an older microwave.
597
00:41:29,768 --> 00:41:31,768
If the wattage is too high, my
598
00:41:31,769 --> 00:41:33,704
powers are useless.
599
00:41:36,875 --> 00:41:38,442
Well, I didn't exactly have a
600
00:41:38,443 --> 00:41:42,112
normal childhood, either.
601
00:41:42,114 --> 00:41:44,313
And I always said when I got
602
00:41:44,315 --> 00:41:46,750
older and had kids of my own
603
00:41:46,751 --> 00:41:48,684
that our lives would be
604
00:41:48,686 --> 00:41:51,987
perfectly normal and boring, you know?
605
00:41:51,989 --> 00:41:57,260
House, fenced yard, dogs, church on Sundays.
606
00:41:57,262 --> 00:41:59,896
Mortgage, arguing about tile in the
607
00:41:59,898 --> 00:42:02,865
bathroom, family game night.
608
00:42:03,869 --> 00:42:07,036
Exactly.
609
00:42:07,039 --> 00:42:10,039
I'm in.
610
00:42:10,041 --> 00:42:12,809
Really?
611
00:42:12,811 --> 00:42:14,677
That's the plan, isn't it?
612
00:42:16,679 --> 00:42:24,186
Otherwise, what are we working towards? I mean, you've seen the level of
613
00:42:24,188 --> 00:42:28,425
normalcy that I had to grow up with.
614
00:42:28,427 --> 00:42:30,226
Why wouldn't I want that?
615
00:42:40,228 --> 00:42:45,375
So, uh... did you wanna...
616
00:42:45,376 --> 00:42:46,842
Are you serious? -Yeah.
617
00:42:47,445 --> 00:42:49,211
We'll wake everyone up.
618
00:42:49,213 --> 00:42:52,148
I think you overestimate my abilities.
619
00:42:53,217 --> 00:42:56,519
I still don't think it's a good idea.
620
00:42:56,521 --> 00:42:57,887
Are you sure?
621
00:42:57,889 --> 00:43:00,023
I'm half done already.
622
00:43:10,135 --> 00:43:12,969
Was that thunder?
623
00:43:12,971 --> 00:43:14,336
I think so.
624
00:43:14,338 --> 00:43:17,007
That's bad, isn't it?
625
00:43:18,076 --> 00:43:19,943
Yep. That's bad.
626
00:43:38,684 --> 00:43:43,365
This shit's coming down. - Yeah. This rain's gonna hurt our
627
00:43:43,367 --> 00:43:45,501
tracking.
628
00:43:45,503 --> 00:43:47,804
Well, we could get, uh,
629
00:43:47,806 --> 00:43:51,074
canoes for everybody to go out in.
630
00:43:54,076 --> 00:44:01,351
- Cause it's raining so hard. - Yeah,yeah. I got it.
631
00:44:01,353 --> 00:44:02,818
Hey, look, first thing in the
632
00:44:02,820 --> 00:44:06,489
morning, I need you to get your boys to do a house-to-house, all right?
633
00:44:06,490 --> 00:44:08,925
Notifying or searching?
634
00:44:08,927 --> 00:44:10,059
Both.
635
00:44:10,061 --> 00:44:12,829
We've got the manpower.
636
00:44:12,831 --> 00:44:15,030
That is, if, uh..
637
00:44:15,032 --> 00:44:16,932
We have enough canoes.
638
00:44:20,213 --> 00:44:25,141
It was funny. - Nope. No, it wasn't.
639
00:44:28,713 --> 00:44:35,117
Good night, Wincer. - You know, when this is all over, we should get our own
640
00:44:35,119 --> 00:44:38,420
buddy-cop show.
641
00:45:14,242 --> 00:45:17,427
All right. Let's huddle up. Come on.
642
00:45:17,429 --> 00:45:19,262
Let's go! Let's go!
643
00:45:23,213 --> 00:45:28,405
Working hard. Well, we gambled, and we lost. All right?
644
00:45:28,407 --> 00:45:30,440
No sense crying about it.
645
00:45:30,442 --> 00:45:33,610
We just have to bust ass, get it done.
646
00:45:33,612 --> 00:45:34,610
All right?
647
00:45:34,612 --> 00:45:36,445
So let's just have some fun.
648
00:45:36,447 --> 00:45:39,081
Got a lot of work to do. Let's do it, all right?
649
00:45:39,083 --> 00:45:39,682
Let's do it.
650
00:45:39,684 --> 00:45:41,083
All right, ready?
651
00:45:41,085 --> 00:45:43,117
Break. Hayride. Hoo!
652
00:46:06,213 --> 00:46:09,579
Let me see, 1, 2, 3, 4 ... 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12. Wow.
653
00:46:09,581 --> 00:46:11,213
We're doing a good job out here.
654
00:46:12,016 --> 00:46:14,150
You haven't worked out in a while, have you?
655
00:46:14,152 --> 00:46:15,085
No. It's been years.
656
00:46:15,487 --> 00:46:16,251
Huh? I don't know.
657
00:46:16,253 --> 00:46:17,686
I heard, you know... Last night,
658
00:46:17,688 --> 00:46:18,688
I heard some sounds.
659
00:46:19,458 --> 00:46:21,358
you're holding up pretty good, right?
660
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:22,492
Except for the wheezing.
661
00:46:22,494 --> 00:46:23,492
You want an inhaler?
662
00:46:23,494 --> 00:46:24,527
You want me to get it?
663
00:46:24,528 --> 00:46:25,494
I'm good.
664
00:46:30,268 --> 00:46:31,300
Hey, how's school, man?
665
00:46:31,302 --> 00:46:32,469
It's going pretty good.
666
00:46:32,471 --> 00:46:33,068
It is? -Yeah.
667
00:46:33,472 --> 00:46:34,704
You going to class?
668
00:46:34,706 --> 00:46:36,271
Most days.
669
00:46:36,273 --> 00:46:38,307
Yeah, I guess that's enough, right?
670
00:46:38,309 --> 00:46:40,409
So, uh, what do you think of Amanda?
671
00:46:43,248 --> 00:46:44,547
Oh! Whew! I try not to, buddy.
672
00:46:44,548 --> 00:46:47,416
I don't know if it's gonna work between us.
673
00:46:47,418 --> 00:46:48,385
Okay now.
674
00:46:48,387 --> 00:46:50,686
I mean, unless you can say something. Can you say something?
675
00:46:50,688 --> 00:46:52,454
I'm not afraid to take you down, old man.
676
00:46:52,456 --> 00:46:53,556
Oh, really?
677
00:46:53,557 --> 00:46:55,992
Oh, well, maybe you're gonna have to try this.
678
00:46:56,394 --> 00:46:57,327
Okay. Let's see it
679
00:46:57,329 --> 00:46:58,260
Oh! Hell! Oh-ho! Oh!
680
00:46:59,664 --> 00:47:01,130
He's serious! Oh! Ohhh...
681
00:47:03,501 --> 00:47:05,335
you love her?
682
00:47:05,336 --> 00:47:06,335
Why would you ask that?
683
00:47:06,338 --> 00:47:07,070
I don't know.
684
00:47:07,072 --> 00:47:08,204
You're getting to the age where
685
00:47:08,206 --> 00:47:11,440
you're growing hair in all the right places, i guess, you know?
686
00:47:11,443 --> 00:47:13,576
And, you know, liking a woman
687
00:47:13,577 --> 00:47:15,577
is not gonna cut it anymore, you know?
688
00:47:15,579 --> 00:47:17,179
Everything's starting to get
689
00:47:17,181 --> 00:47:19,181
serious around here.
690
00:47:19,184 --> 00:47:21,617
Yeah. I do.
691
00:47:24,188 --> 00:47:26,588
Oh. Let me ask you something.
692
00:47:26,590 --> 00:47:31,193
You know, you graduate, finish school, get a job, you know, and
693
00:47:31,195 --> 00:47:33,096
it comes down to a choice
694
00:47:33,097 --> 00:47:36,532
between your career and Amanda.
695
00:47:36,534 --> 00:47:39,635
Who you betting on?
696
00:47:39,637 --> 00:47:42,204
Hadn't really thought about it.
697
00:47:42,206 --> 00:47:45,307
Do you have to?
698
00:47:45,309 --> 00:47:46,708
No, I guess not.
699
00:47:46,710 --> 00:47:47,777
It's Amanda.
700
00:47:47,778 --> 00:47:48,744
Yeah, it is.
701
00:47:51,483 --> 00:47:52,581
You know, all the years
702
00:47:52,583 --> 00:47:53,650
I've been around, you know,
703
00:47:53,652 --> 00:47:54,855
I'll tell you what I learned.
704
00:47:54,869 --> 00:47:57,760
The career is nothing but a damn
705
00:47:57,789 --> 00:48:01,458
job if you're not working for family.
706
00:48:01,460 --> 00:48:02,791
People are always talking
707
00:48:02,793 --> 00:48:04,094
about focusing on their career,
708
00:48:04,096 --> 00:48:09,364
working hard to get ahead. I tell you what... you find the right woman...
709
00:48:09,367 --> 00:48:11,434
And you'll spend the rest of
710
00:48:11,436 --> 00:48:14,237
your life trying to make her happy.
711
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:16,806
I got you.
712
00:48:16,807 --> 00:48:19,041
Rest of your money, too, probably.
713
00:48:20,778 --> 00:48:22,478
No, no, no. No, look.
714
00:48:22,481 --> 00:48:23,713
I'm dead-serious.
715
00:48:23,715 --> 00:48:25,280
I got it. I got it.
716
00:48:25,282 --> 00:48:26,815
You know, you're getting all
717
00:48:26,818 --> 00:48:28,485
emotional in your old age.
718
00:48:28,487 --> 00:48:30,253
It's kind of freaking me out.
719
00:48:30,255 --> 00:48:31,353
You know, you and Corey are
720
00:48:31,356 --> 00:48:34,213
all I got, you know, to carry on...
721
00:48:35,527 --> 00:48:37,726
My legacy.
722
00:48:37,728 --> 00:48:40,230
You know, which one of you two
723
00:48:40,231 --> 00:48:42,331
is more suited to take
724
00:48:42,333 --> 00:48:44,601
the emotional crap, you think?
725
00:48:44,603 --> 00:48:45,702
That's a good point.
726
00:48:46,438 --> 00:48:47,670
You know, I love Corey to
727
00:48:47,672 --> 00:48:49,204
death, but I won't trust him
728
00:48:49,206 --> 00:48:51,371
with a fucking hammer.
729
00:48:51,510 --> 00:48:52,742
Don't. I made that mistake.
730
00:48:53,777 --> 00:48:54,610
All right.
731
00:48:54,612 --> 00:48:56,679
So, uh, who's playing pitchfork?
732
00:48:56,681 --> 00:48:58,815
Pitchfork?
733
00:48:58,817 --> 00:49:02,851
Oh, uh, are you a-a rider or a worker?
734
00:49:02,853 --> 00:49:05,121
Yeah. I think you're a rider.
735
00:49:10,362 --> 00:49:12,128
Man, this is bullshit.
736
00:49:12,130 --> 00:49:13,228
You scared?
737
00:49:13,231 --> 00:49:14,364
He didn't make it this far.
738
00:49:14,365 --> 00:49:18,146
If you're scared, just say you're scared...
739
00:49:18,170 --> 00:49:20,202
scared of hobos and
740
00:49:20,204 --> 00:49:23,606
hepatitis, um... lurkers.
741
00:49:23,608 --> 00:49:25,775
Yeah, I'm a little scared. Oh, come on.
742
00:49:25,777 --> 00:49:27,577
Let's just go check the house.
743
00:49:32,913 --> 00:49:37,353
As if we haven't talked to enough country people today. - Oh, you like talking to these
744
00:49:37,355 --> 00:49:39,556
folks. -Oh, yeah. I do.
745
00:49:44,213 --> 00:49:47,630
And ... shit. Let's do it.
746
00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:12,422
Okay. Now I'm scared. - Yeah. It's getting interesting.
747
00:50:12,423 --> 00:50:14,289
Thanks. That's reassuring.
748
00:50:26,291 --> 00:50:28,403
I'm clear.
749
00:50:31,713 --> 00:50:37,780
Clear. - I'm going upstairs. - Good. Have fun.
750
00:51:54,782 --> 00:51:57,460
Hey, man.
751
00:51:57,461 --> 00:51:58,628
Yeah, go ahead.
752
00:51:58,630 --> 00:52:00,429
Hey, come look at this.
753
00:52:00,431 --> 00:52:01,998
I need you to come look at something real quick.
754
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,498
It's a bunch of dead animals.
755
00:52:03,501 --> 00:52:04,900
Like...
756
00:52:04,902 --> 00:52:07,836
Like maybe our boy's been eating them or something. - What?!
757
00:52:07,838 --> 00:52:10,806
Some freak's been fucking eating them. Just come look.
758
00:52:29,809 --> 00:52:32,929
Shit!
759
00:52:46,512 --> 00:52:49,045
Could you make out what they were saying? - No.
760
00:52:49,047 --> 00:52:50,679
They were walking a line right through here.
761
00:52:50,681 --> 00:52:51,581
They checked in at lunch.
762
00:52:51,597 --> 00:52:53,103
They were near Harlow, right?
763
00:52:53,117 --> 00:52:55,336
Yeah. This is outside our perimeter.
764
00:52:55,353 --> 00:52:56,786
Does anybody live out this way?
765
00:52:56,788 --> 00:52:57,719
I don't think so.
766
00:52:57,722 --> 00:52:58,788
Look, we need to get a
767
00:52:58,789 --> 00:52:59,922
roadblock block going into,
768
00:52:59,923 --> 00:53:01,657
um... let's see... Brandon, right here.
769
00:53:01,659 --> 00:53:04,427
And I need you to get a team north of Harlow, okay? - You got it.
770
00:53:04,429 --> 00:53:05,394
So what's out here?
771
00:53:05,396 --> 00:53:06,896
Just river, as far as I know.
772
00:53:06,898 --> 00:53:07,963
So what is this?
773
00:53:07,965 --> 00:53:09,668
County woods, a dump... what?
774
00:53:09,688 --> 00:53:11,418
Haven't been out there in years.
775
00:53:11,436 --> 00:53:12,668
Let's go find out.
776
00:53:33,472 --> 00:53:38,661
All right, all right! Hayride! Hayride! Right? Whoo! Yeah!
777
00:53:39,998 --> 00:53:41,831
We're about to roll this thing out,
778
00:53:41,833 --> 00:53:42,965
aren't we, huh?
779
00:53:44,969 --> 00:53:45,701
All right.
780
00:53:45,702 --> 00:53:47,869
Look, a couple of ground rules, all right?
781
00:53:47,871 --> 00:53:49,438
The first few rides through,
782
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:50,773
it's just gonna be kids and
783
00:53:50,775 --> 00:53:52,407
their parents, so, guys, look,
784
00:53:52,409 --> 00:53:53,775
we want to keep it clean for
785
00:53:53,777 --> 00:53:54,710
them, right?
786
00:53:54,711 --> 00:53:55,811
I'm not shitting you!
787
00:53:55,813 --> 00:53:56,679
Keep it clean!
788
00:53:56,681 --> 00:53:57,646
All right? You.
789
00:53:58,115 --> 00:53:59,681
And as the night rolls on,
790
00:53:59,684 --> 00:54:02,083
We can gradually ... we can
791
00:54:02,085 --> 00:54:04,052
Gradually what, girls?
792
00:54:04,054 --> 00:54:05,655
Together: Turn up the heat,
793
00:54:05,657 --> 00:54:06,755
Captain Morgan!
794
00:54:07,724 --> 00:54:09,759
Now, gradually, though, right, girls? Right?
795
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,461
Corey?
796
00:54:12,463 --> 00:54:13,695
I need you guys to, uh,
797
00:54:13,697 --> 00:54:15,697
communicate with me throughout the ride.
798
00:54:15,699 --> 00:54:18,034
I got a lot of ground to cover, okay?
799
00:54:18,036 --> 00:54:19,768
That's true. That's true.
800
00:54:19,771 --> 00:54:21,436
If you need relief or a light goes out
801
00:54:21,438 --> 00:54:22,972
or something, radio
802
00:54:22,974 --> 00:54:24,739
Corey immediately, all right?
803
00:54:24,742 --> 00:54:26,007
There's gonna be a 30-minute break
804
00:54:26,010 --> 00:54:28,844
right before the madness ride.
805
00:54:28,847 --> 00:54:31,034
That's just to regroup, go over our plans.
806
00:54:31,052 --> 00:54:34,143
Oh, and, uh, hate to say it ...
807
00:54:34,152 --> 00:54:36,085
No improv-ing this year, all right?
808
00:54:36,086 --> 00:54:37,753
I know we had a lot of fun with it
809
00:54:37,755 --> 00:54:39,021
over the years, but our
810
00:54:39,023 --> 00:54:40,155
routine is tight now.
811
00:54:40,157 --> 00:54:41,757
If we stay with the routine,
812
00:54:41,759 --> 00:54:45,494
I think that's gonna work best for us, all right?
813
00:54:45,496 --> 00:54:47,097
So remember ... everyone has a
814
00:54:47,105 --> 00:54:49,980
good time, no one gets hurt.
815
00:54:50,001 --> 00:54:51,567
So, let's rock these
816
00:54:51,568 --> 00:54:53,001
people's live and give them the show
817
00:54:53,003 --> 00:54:55,202
of their lives, all right?!
818
00:54:57,108 --> 00:54:58,673
Yeah, baby! All right!
819
00:54:58,675 --> 00:54:59,742
All right, guys.
820
00:54:59,744 --> 00:55:01,476
Come on. Everybody, bring it in.
821
00:55:01,478 --> 00:55:03,791
Come on, everybody. Give me... somebody, bring it in.
822
00:55:03,815 --> 00:55:05,313
Dick.
823
00:55:07,315 --> 00:55:11,021
Assholes!
824
00:56:11,670 --> 00:56:14,382
Hey, where are the other riders?
825
00:56:32,081 --> 00:56:34,382
Ooh!
826
00:56:39,581 --> 00:56:41,882
Aaaah!
827
00:57:08,141 --> 00:57:10,641
Aaaah! Aaaaaah!
828
00:57:10,841 --> 00:57:13,341
Aaaaaah!
829
00:57:13,541 --> 00:57:16,978
Somebody help me!
830
00:57:23,981 --> 00:57:28,289
Well, that's our cue. Go get the truck. - What?! I'm not getting it.
831
00:57:28,291 --> 00:57:29,891
Why not? It's your turn.
832
00:57:29,893 --> 00:57:30,893
The hell it is.
833
00:57:30,894 --> 00:57:31,827
I went last time.
834
00:57:31,829 --> 00:57:32,661
You didn't!
835
00:57:32,664 --> 00:57:34,063
Dude, I went last time, and
836
00:57:34,065 --> 00:57:35,264
it's really far.
837
00:57:36,199 --> 00:57:38,900
Shh. Boo-fucking-hoo, dude. It's your turn.
838
00:57:38,902 --> 00:57:40,769
Paper, rock, scissors.
839
00:57:41,105 --> 00:57:42,672
No. You can do it, or I can kick you
840
00:57:42,673 --> 00:57:45,025
in the balls and then you can do it.
841
00:57:45,076 --> 00:57:48,344
I just love our time together.
842
00:58:10,885 --> 00:58:16,405
I got bad news. Truck's dead. So, just go ahead and head up
843
00:58:16,407 --> 00:58:17,972
the dirt path up there and wait
844
00:58:17,974 --> 00:58:19,942
inside the old barn.
845
00:58:20,141 --> 00:58:22,442
Ohhh!
846
00:58:23,380 --> 00:58:24,880
Hey, guys, we're gonna need
847
00:58:24,896 --> 00:58:26,030
another truck up here.
848
00:58:26,041 --> 00:58:27,840
This one's shot.
849
00:58:29,719 --> 00:58:32,554
All right. Come on, guys. Stay together.
850
00:58:38,556 --> 00:58:43,666
They're out. Go get it. Geez!
851
00:59:00,213 --> 00:59:03,119
Dude, what the hell is that?
852
00:59:10,121 --> 00:59:12,961
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
853
00:59:16,963 --> 00:59:21,836
All right. The second group is on foot and headed toward the haunted house.
854
00:59:32,413 --> 00:59:36,918
Morgan? Is that you?
855
01:00:05,344 --> 01:00:09,284
Whoa! My god! Holy shit! Man!
856
01:00:10,788 --> 01:00:12,320
Oh, man! You can't do me like that.
857
01:00:13,858 --> 01:00:15,925
Killer mask, man. Whew.
858
01:00:16,125 --> 01:00:18,425
Hey, hey, hey! Hey!
859
01:00:34,112 --> 01:00:36,811
Should have known to look here. - What do you mean?
860
01:00:36,813 --> 01:00:38,813
It's like some places just
861
01:00:38,815 --> 01:00:40,315
attract trouble.
862
01:00:42,612 --> 01:00:46,856
Still not following. What? Did something happen here?
863
01:00:46,858 --> 01:00:48,190
This place attracts death
864
01:00:48,192 --> 01:00:49,958
like flies to shit.
865
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:00,235
Police!
866
01:01:17,213 --> 01:01:20,155
Clear left! - Clear right!
867
01:01:33,157 --> 01:01:38,873
Fucking help me!!
868
01:01:39,072 --> 01:01:41,373
No!
869
01:01:59,213 --> 01:02:04,065
There's a legend around here that a farmer killed his family... just snapped one day
870
01:02:04,068 --> 01:02:06,467
and started killing.
871
01:02:06,469 --> 01:02:09,271
Never found him.
872
01:02:09,273 --> 01:02:11,873
Is it true?
873
01:02:11,876 --> 01:02:13,208
I do not know if "true" is the
874
01:02:13,210 --> 01:02:16,378
right word, but something happened.
875
01:02:16,380 --> 01:02:17,980
You just don't know what, right?
876
01:02:17,981 --> 01:02:19,280
Well, I don't know what
877
01:02:19,282 --> 01:02:20,916
really happened and what people
878
01:02:20,918 --> 01:02:22,418
just made up, but I know there's
879
01:02:22,420 --> 01:02:25,721
a reason people don't come around here anymore.
880
01:02:49,722 --> 01:02:56,351
When I was in high school, group of kids went missing... big search, family hysterical,
881
01:02:56,353 --> 01:02:58,987
cops coming around the school
882
01:02:58,989 --> 01:03:00,521
asking questions.
883
01:03:00,523 --> 01:03:05,094
Well, they found two of them up here.
884
01:03:05,096 --> 01:03:09,097
The boy evidently stabbed the
885
01:03:09,099 --> 01:03:11,333
girlfriend to death, then
886
01:03:11,335 --> 01:03:14,135
torched her car.
887
01:03:14,137 --> 01:03:17,072
Did they catch him?
888
01:03:17,074 --> 01:03:20,309
He was in the car, too.
889
01:03:20,311 --> 01:03:21,976
Nice.
890
01:03:21,978 --> 01:03:25,246
Local people swear...
891
01:03:25,248 --> 01:03:28,217
Old pitchfork did it.
892
01:03:28,219 --> 01:03:29,518
Pitchfork?
893
01:03:32,519 --> 01:03:37,394
- What's that smell? - Shh.
894
01:03:46,813 --> 01:03:53,442
Officer down! Officer down! - Wincer! Wincer!!
895
01:04:09,713 --> 01:04:11,427
Holy shit.
896
01:04:23,234 --> 01:04:25,734
Jesus Christ.
897
01:04:25,934 --> 01:04:30,278
- Where the hell is everybody?! - Come on!
898
01:04:34,050 --> 01:04:35,384
It's those dang teenagers.
899
01:04:35,385 --> 01:04:37,018
That's what it is every year.
900
01:04:37,021 --> 01:04:38,554
Half the volunteers are gone.
901
01:04:38,556 --> 01:04:39,655
Where the fuck is Mickey?
902
01:04:39,657 --> 01:04:41,389
Now, look, look, we still got
903
01:04:41,391 --> 01:04:42,623
a good crowd out there.
904
01:04:42,626 --> 01:04:43,525
We got to do this.
905
01:04:43,527 --> 01:04:45,159
We're gonna have to improvise.
906
01:04:45,728 --> 01:04:48,630
Uh... Steven, you want to give Corey a hand?
907
01:04:48,632 --> 01:04:50,132
Sure thing.
908
01:04:50,134 --> 01:04:51,532
What about you, Amanda?
909
01:04:51,534 --> 01:04:53,668
You want to be the girl to be yanked off the truck?
910
01:04:53,670 --> 01:04:55,336
Uh... yeah, sure.
911
01:04:55,338 --> 01:04:57,271
Who's doing the yanking? Okay.
912
01:05:00,777 --> 01:05:02,110
Awesome. All right.
913
01:05:02,112 --> 01:05:05,146
Everybody else know what they're doing?
914
01:05:05,346 --> 01:05:07,646
Okay.
915
01:05:08,585 --> 01:05:09,784
Look, we need to call in
916
01:05:09,786 --> 01:05:11,286
every man off that roadblock...
917
01:05:11,288 --> 01:05:12,387
get them here right now.
918
01:05:12,389 --> 01:05:13,521
Look, if they're south of
919
01:05:13,523 --> 01:05:16,057
Harlow, we need to get them north of Harlow.
920
01:05:16,059 --> 01:05:18,559
This fucker's close by, cuz.
921
01:05:18,561 --> 01:05:19,460
All right, guys.
922
01:05:19,463 --> 01:05:20,661
You know what you need to do.
923
01:05:20,664 --> 01:05:22,530
Let's do it.
924
01:05:22,532 --> 01:05:23,764
Let's bring him in.
925
01:05:23,766 --> 01:05:26,668
Let's do it.
926
01:05:29,472 --> 01:05:30,706
All right, we're gonna start
927
01:05:30,708 --> 01:05:32,673
this thing, uh, about an hour later than usual.
928
01:05:32,675 --> 01:05:33,809
I mean, please
929
01:05:33,811 --> 01:05:35,210
don't run off, like those other
930
01:05:35,211 --> 01:05:36,344
potheads.
931
01:05:37,248 --> 01:05:38,614
Now, I'll call "places."
932
01:05:38,615 --> 01:05:39,780
We go to places.
933
01:05:39,782 --> 01:05:41,817
I'll sound the horn when we roll
934
01:05:41,818 --> 01:05:43,418
All right?
935
01:05:44,788 --> 01:05:47,054
Let's go.
936
01:05:49,056 --> 01:05:52,760
Are you sure you're okay riding by yourself? - Yeah. Yeah. I'm okay.
937
01:05:52,762 --> 01:05:54,429
It's, uh, less scary if you're
938
01:05:54,431 --> 01:05:55,396
in on it, right?
939
01:05:55,398 --> 01:05:56,597
Okay. Are you sure?
940
01:05:56,599 --> 01:05:58,099
Yeah. Yeah. I'm okay.
941
01:05:58,101 --> 01:06:01,637
Go. Go. Bye.
942
01:06:38,874 --> 01:06:41,374
Ohh! Jesus Christ!
943
01:06:41,574 --> 01:06:43,445
Just stay with me, man.
944
01:07:13,722 --> 01:07:18,480
So Amanda's hot. - Thanks, man. - I mean, at first I was like,
945
01:07:18,481 --> 01:07:19,748
you know, "she's cute"
946
01:07:19,750 --> 01:07:20,815
you know, "go, Steven."
947
01:07:20,818 --> 01:07:22,784
But now, bro, she is hot.
948
01:07:23,186 --> 01:07:24,552
Yeah, I appreciate it, man.
949
01:07:24,554 --> 01:07:27,289
I mean, she's hotter than you.
950
01:07:27,291 --> 01:07:28,657
She's... supposed to be hotter
951
01:07:28,659 --> 01:07:29,557
than me, dumbass.
952
01:07:29,559 --> 01:07:31,360
No, I mean, like the girl you.
953
01:07:31,362 --> 01:07:32,793
Like, if you were a girl,
954
01:07:32,795 --> 01:07:34,295
there is no way you'd be that hot.
955
01:07:34,297 --> 01:07:36,331
Aw, I'd be crazy-hot as a girl.
956
01:07:36,333 --> 01:07:38,599
You'd be begging me just to look at you.
957
01:07:38,601 --> 01:07:39,900
No, see, you'd be that girl that
958
01:07:39,902 --> 01:07:41,469
I would give a fake number to
959
01:07:41,472 --> 01:07:42,271
at a party.
960
01:07:42,273 --> 01:07:43,538
Like, if I'd have nailed you
961
01:07:43,539 --> 01:07:44,806
that night, fine, but if not,
962
01:07:44,807 --> 01:07:45,840
I'm not trying again
963
01:07:45,842 --> 01:07:46,807
Aw, whatever.
964
01:07:46,809 --> 01:07:48,777
That's bullshit, and you know it. - Nope.
965
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:50,846
Aw, whatever, man.
966
01:07:50,847 --> 01:07:52,847
You'd probably sleep with me now if I offered.
967
01:07:52,849 --> 01:07:54,248
I'm not talking about now.
968
01:07:54,251 --> 01:07:55,817
I'm talking about if you were a girl.
969
01:07:55,818 --> 01:07:57,184
' Course I'd sleep with you now.
970
01:07:57,186 --> 01:07:58,152
That's not the question.
971
01:07:58,155 --> 01:08:00,554
I'm just saying you're not as hot as Amanda
972
01:08:00,556 --> 01:08:03,625
Hey, Corey, are you there? - Yeah.
973
01:08:05,228 --> 01:08:06,561
Listen, no one ever reset the
974
01:08:06,563 --> 01:08:09,797
barn for the haunted house.
975
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:10,465
Shit.
976
01:08:10,467 --> 01:08:12,567
Um, yeah, I'll be there in a second.
977
01:08:12,568 --> 01:08:13,802
Um, yeah, just hang on.
978
01:08:13,804 --> 01:08:15,469
Look, I got to go to over to the
979
01:08:15,472 --> 01:08:16,438
barn real quick.
980
01:08:16,439 --> 01:08:19,240
Um... can you help out with the P.A.?
981
01:08:19,243 --> 01:08:21,310
Uh, yeah, man. No problem. - It's really simple.
982
01:08:21,311 --> 01:08:23,712
All you got to do is just hit the button for the werewolf
983
01:08:23,713 --> 01:08:25,447
when the kids get out, all right? - Got it.
984
01:08:25,448 --> 01:08:28,250
Just head on down through the trees, take a left.
985
01:08:28,252 --> 01:08:29,685
You mean, those, uh,
986
01:08:29,686 --> 01:08:32,820
pitch-black woods out there?
987
01:08:36,212 --> 01:08:41,496
Here you go, pussy. - Thanks a lot, asshole. - Watch out for pitchfork, cuz.
988
01:09:09,086 --> 01:09:11,292
Let's go! Let's go!
989
01:09:37,458 --> 01:09:39,958
Oh!
990
01:09:53,662 --> 01:09:56,662
Where the hell are you?
991
01:10:15,024 --> 01:10:16,957
Hey, why weren't you at the madness rally?
992
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:18,426
Dumb was supposed to come and
993
01:10:18,429 --> 01:10:19,528
get me.
994
01:10:19,529 --> 01:10:20,595
Ah, that figures.
995
01:10:20,596 --> 01:10:22,063
Wasn't pitchfork supposed to
996
01:10:22,064 --> 01:10:23,398
kill me in this scene?
997
01:10:23,399 --> 01:10:24,533
Uh, Captain Morgan said they
998
01:10:24,534 --> 01:10:26,613
cut that 'cause someone stole the mask.
999
01:10:26,670 --> 01:10:29,337
-The mask. - Someone stole the mask last year.
1000
01:10:29,338 --> 01:10:31,885
Uh, coincidentally, someone stole my ax, too.
1001
01:10:31,886 --> 01:10:33,987
Your ax?
1002
01:10:46,315 --> 01:10:51,560
No! No, please! Please!
1003
01:11:04,701 --> 01:11:09,377
Hey. Hey, it's pitchfork. It's pitchfork.
1004
01:11:16,378 --> 01:11:18,552
Fuck, yeah!
1005
01:11:18,555 --> 01:11:19,654
Pitchfork!
1006
01:13:07,561 --> 01:13:12,766
Run! Run! Run!
1007
01:13:41,890 --> 01:13:46,868
Please, let me go!
1008
01:14:15,931 --> 01:14:18,298
Get it off!
1009
01:16:36,591 --> 01:16:41,242
Hey, what the hell is going on here?
1010
01:17:04,295 --> 01:17:08,171
Amanda, run ...
1011
01:21:22,220 --> 01:21:25,193
Hey, you!
1012
01:21:30,012 --> 01:21:31,364
Steven, run!
1013
01:23:14,462 --> 01:23:17,604
Steven ... who was that?
1014
01:23:25,313 --> 01:23:30,917
You alright? - Yeah. Yeah.
1015
01:23:37,712 --> 01:23:41,295
- Is this, uh, normal enough for you? - No.
1016
01:23:45,435 --> 01:23:47,100
We'll get there.
1017
01:23:47,103 --> 01:23:48,235
Right there.
1018
01:23:49,204 --> 01:23:51,204
Can we start now?
1019
01:23:51,207 --> 01:23:52,672
Please?
1020
01:24:03,981 --> 01:24:07,320
Shit! Holy shit, guys! We got to go! Colby's fucking dead!
1021
01:24:07,323 --> 01:24:08,488
Fucking Colby's dead! We...
1022
01:24:08,858 --> 01:24:11,791
Corey! Corey! Calm down! Now...
1023
01:24:11,828 --> 01:24:15,128
We know, Corey. It's okay.
1024
01:24:16,666 --> 01:24:18,498
Who the fuck is that?!
1025
01:24:19,769 --> 01:24:22,336
I don't know.
1026
01:24:22,337 --> 01:24:25,038
Did you just fucking kill that guy?
1027
01:24:27,912 --> 01:24:31,311
I love you so much. I don't know what I'd do without you.
1028
01:24:34,783 --> 01:24:36,212
I'm pregnant.
1029
01:24:41,412 --> 01:24:43,858
Are you serious? - Yeah. Yeah.
1030
01:24:48,363 --> 01:24:51,399
What?
1031
01:24:54,113 --> 01:25:00,140
Even after all of this... That's still terrifying.
1032
01:25:53,291 --> 01:25:59,600
So, what's the damage? - It's the worst thing I've ever seen... two dozen dead bodies
1033
01:25:59,601 --> 01:26:01,601
About 10 more seriously injured.
1034
01:26:01,604 --> 01:26:02,837
And they just called from the
1035
01:26:02,838 --> 01:26:04,637
house ... there's a body in the
1036
01:26:04,640 --> 01:26:05,872
old barn. - Jesus.
1037
01:26:06,908 --> 01:26:08,341
Looks like we're way past
1038
01:26:08,344 --> 01:26:09,515
your worst-case scenario.
1039
01:26:09,530 --> 01:26:12,500
Nah, we're in "shit hitting the fan" mode now.
1040
01:26:12,515 --> 01:26:13,713
Where is he?
1041
01:26:13,716 --> 01:26:15,515
He's out by the barn.
1042
01:26:15,518 --> 01:26:17,851
And listen ... he's wearing a
1043
01:26:17,854 --> 01:26:19,353
burlap mask.
1044
01:26:22,212 --> 01:26:28,261
I shit you not. - All right.
1045
01:28:19,712 --> 01:28:22,877
Fucking shit. - Yeah.
1046
01:28:43,712 --> 01:28:45,497
Who the hell is that?
1047
01:28:48,212 --> 01:28:52,539
I know who that is.
1048
01:30:09,212 --> 01:30:15,421
There's a legend around here that a farmer killed his family.
1049
01:30:15,423 --> 01:30:16,657
Is it true?
1050
01:30:17,859 --> 01:30:19,092
You can still spot
1051
01:30:19,095 --> 01:30:21,761
old pitchfork ...
1052
01:30:21,764 --> 01:30:23,963
Wandering the woods ...
1053
01:30:23,966 --> 01:30:28,002
Searching for his beloved daughter.
1054
01:30:37,212 --> 01:30:41,347
Is he dead? - No.71305
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