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- # I was falling in love #
- # Yeah, yeah #
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# Set me freewhy don't you, babe #
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# You just keep me hangin'on #
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# Oh, oh, yeahIt's about that time #
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# Yeah #
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# Back-Back-Back-Back-Back-BackBack, come on #
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# Hey, girlYou can do it #
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# Just kick your back into it #
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# Just kick your#
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# Go, go, goGo, go, go, go, go, go, go #
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- You think this is hard?
Try being waterboarded. That's hard.
- [Whistle Blows]
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[Brakes Squeal]
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Guys.
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[Man]Making some new friends, Kurt?
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He sure is, Mr. Schue.
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Hey, Finn. You still owe me
that report on- [Speaks Spanish]
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- What?
- What you did last summer.
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Almost halfway done with
almost all of it, Mr. Schue.
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- It's "Hammer time."
- Please. This is from MarcJacobs's new collection.
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Wait.
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Okay.
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# You're a shining star#
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# No matter who you are #
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- [Bell Rings]
- # Shining bright to see #
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# What you can truly beWhat you can truly be #
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- # Shining star come into view #
- �C�mo est� usted? Yo me llamo Guillermo.
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[In Unison]
�C�mo est� usted? Yo me llamo Guillermo.
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[Spanish]
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[Repeating Spanish In Unison]
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[Will]
Bueno. Bueno.
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- # Shining star for you to see #
- [Bell Ringing]
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# What your life can truly be ##
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## [Piano]
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#Where is love #
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# Is love #
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- # Does it fall from skies above #
- # Ooh #
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# Is it underneath #
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#The willow tree #
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#That I've been dreaming of #
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- [Bell Ringing]
- [Will] Where's the coffeepot?
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Figgins got rid of it.
Budget cuts.
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You know, I know for a fact that
they are still getting hot java at Carver.
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We should strike.
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Hello, boys. Who needs a pick-me-up?
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- Wow. Lattes.
- Yeah. I'm a bit of a coffee snob.
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Now, the key to a perfect latte...
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is in the temperature of the steamed milk.
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- I like mine scalding.
- Wow.
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- Hi, Emma.
- Hey, Ken.
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- Will, hi.
- Hey.
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- What's with all the lattes?
- Oh, Emma, I just felt so awful...
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that Figgins cut the coffee budget to pay
for a nutritionist for the "Cheerios."
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Yeah. I heard you guys went, like,
$600 over budget on that.
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My performers didn't get on Fox Sports Net
last year because they ate at Bacon Junction.
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Since when are cheerleaders performers?
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Your resentment is delicious.
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Well, I have a "phoner"
in a couple minutes-
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That's an interview on the telephonewith a major media outlet.
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[Chuckling]I'll probably do it on my iPhone.
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- Enjoy.
- Thanks a lot, Sue.
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I missed you at the, uh...
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singles mixer last weekend, Emma.
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Yeah, I know.A big pipe exploded in my building.
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It was wild. I hate
those mixer things though. Don't you?
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I mean, it's like a big meat market.
It's just- Ew.
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I did give my number to a fireman though.
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But he hasn't called.
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There's someone out there for everyone.
I wouldn't even sweat it.
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[Plastic Bag Tearing]
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Mmm. Hey, did you hear
that Sandy Ryerson got fired?
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Who's gonna take over Glee Club?
- I don't know.
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I'd like to take over Glee Club.
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You want to captain the Titanic too?
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I think I can make it great again.
There is no joy in these kids.
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They feel invisible. That's why every one
of them has a MySpace page.
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Sixty bucks a month. That's what I need
to keep this program up.
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A-A-And you-you expect me to pay it?
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Well, I'm certainly not
going to pay for it.
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We're not talkingabout Cheerios here, Will.
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They were on Fox Sports Net last year.
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When Glee Club starts bringing
that kind of prestige to the school again...
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you can have all the money you want.
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Until then, 60 bucks a month...
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and you've got to use
the costumes and props we already have.
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- But we need the stools for wood shop.
- [Bell Ringing]
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[Narrating] Hiding the $60 a monthfrom my wife, Terri, was gonna be hard.
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But I had a bigger problem.How was I gonna get these kids motivated?
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One thing I knew for sure-we needed a new name.
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New Directions!
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[Bell Ringing]
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My name is Mercedes Jones,and I'm singing-
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# R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me #
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# R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Take care ofT.C.B. #
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# Oh, hey, baby #
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# Yeah ##
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Hello. I'm Kurt Hummel,and I'll be singing "Mr. Cellophane."
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# Cellophane
Mr. Cellophane #
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# Should've been my name
Mr. Cellophane #
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# 'Cause you can look right through me #
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#Walk right by me #
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# And never know I'm there #
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# Never even #
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# Know #
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# I'm there ##
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[Girl]Tina C. "I Kissed a Girl."
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# It's not what I'm used to #
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#Just wanna try you on #
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# I'm curious #
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# For you caught my attention #
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# I kissed a girl and liked it ##
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[Bell Ringing]
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Hi. My name is Rachel Berry...
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and I'll be singing "On My Own"from the seminal Broadway classic Les Mis.
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Fantastic. Let's hear it.
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# On my own #
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# Pretending he's beside me ##
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[Rachel Narrating] You might laughbecause every time I sign my name...
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I put a gold star after it.
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But it's a metaphor.And metaphors are important.
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My gold stars are a metaphorfor me being a star.
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Andjust so we're clear,I want to clear up that hateful rumor...
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that I was the one who turnedthat closet case Sandy Ryerson in...
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because he gave Hank Saundersthe solo I deserved.
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That's cockapoopie.
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[Crying]
He was touching Hank, caressing him.
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It was so wrong!
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[Crying Continues]
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[Narrating Resumes] I am not homophobic.In fact, I have two gay dads.
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See, I was born out oflove.
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My two dads screened potential surrogatesbased on beauty and I.Q.
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Then they mixed their sperm togetherand used a turkey baster.
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To this day, we don't knowwhich one is my real dad...
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which I think is pretty amazing.
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My dads spoiled me in the arts.
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I was given dance lessons, vocal lessons-
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anything to give me a competitive edge.
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You might think that all the boys inschool would totally want to tap this...
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but my MySpace schedule keeps meway too busy to date.
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I try to post a MySpace video every dayjust to keep my talent alive and growing.
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- #Without him #
- Nowadays, being anonymousis worse than being poor.
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Fame is the most important thingin our culture now.
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And if there's one thing I've learned,it's that no one's just gonna hand it to you.
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# I love him #
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# But every day I'm learning #
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- #All my life #
- [Laughing]
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# I've only been pretending #
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#Without me
his world will go on turning #
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#A world that's full of happiness #
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# That I have never known #
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# I love him #
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# I love him #
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# I love him #
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# But only on my #
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# Own ##
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Very nice, Rachel.
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When do we start rehearsals?
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- #And I said to myself sit down #
- # Said to myself, sit down #
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- # Sit down, you're rockin' the boat #
- Bigger hands. Big hands.
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# Sit down
You're rockin' the boat #
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# And the devil will drag you under#
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# By the sharp lapel of your checkered coat #
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# Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down #
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# Sit down
You're rockin' the boat #
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# Sit down, you're rockin', sit down, sit down
Sit down, you're rockin' the boat #
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# Sit down, you're rockin'
Sit down, sit down, sit down
You're rockin' the boat #
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# Sit down #
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#You're rockin' #
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#The boat ##
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- We suck.
- Uh- It-
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It'll get there.
We-We just need to keep rehearsing.
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Mr. Schuester, do you have any idea
how ridiculous it is to give...
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the lead solo in " Sit Down, You're Rockin'
the Boat" to a boy in a wheelchair?
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I think Mr. Schue's using ironyto enhance the performance.
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There's nothing ironic about show choir!
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Rachel.
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Rachel!
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[Door Closes]
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That's sloppy!
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You're sloppy, babies!
It's just disgraceful!
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And I want the agony out of your eyes!
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Uh-uh, Lance. Don't you start crying!
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You are the weak link, pal!How does it feel to be the weak link, huh?
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- That can't feel very good.
- You changed out of your costume.
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I'm tired of being laughed at.
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You're the best kid in there, Rachel.
That comes with a price.
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Look, I know I'm just a sophomore.
But I can feel the clock ticking away...
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and I don't want to leave high school
with nothing to show for it.
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You get great grades.
You're a fantastic singer.
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Everybody hates me.
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You think Glee Club is gonna change that?
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Being great at something
is going to change it.
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Being a part of something special
makes you special, right?
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I need a male lead
who can keep up with me vocally.
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- Maybe I can coach Artie a little. L-
- Look, Mr. Schue...
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I appreciate what you're trying to do.
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But if you can't give me
what I need, then I'm sorry.
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I'm not gonna make a fool out of myself.
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I can't keep wasting my time with Glee.
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It hurts too much.
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- [Whistle Blows]
- Schuester!
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Figgins wants ya!
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But we just started rehearsals.
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My hands are tied, Schue.
I need the auditorium.
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Alcoholics Anonymous wants to rent it out
for their afternoon meetings.
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Lots of drunks in this town.
They're paying me 10 bucks a head.
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If we show at Regionals, Glee stays.
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If not, the bar is open in the auditorium.
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What is it with you and this club?
You've got only five kids.
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- One of them's a cripple!
- Then I guess you've got nothing to worry about.
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[Sighs]
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- Fine.
- Yes! [Chuckles]
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But you're running detention
for free to make it up to me.
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Deal.
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You put your hands
in the corners like this.
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- Okay?
- I can't do it.
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I'm dyslexic.
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Maybe I should just stick to
towels and washcloths.
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Howard, if you can't fold a fitted sheet,
you cannot work at Sheets 'N' Things.
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- [Bell Dings]
- [Man] Associate return.
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Go. Make sure they have a receipt.
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Someone looks beautiful today. Hi.
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- You look very handsome.
- Thank you.
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- Roast beef on pumpernickel. Your favorite.
- Ohh!
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- Oh, does it have mayo?
- Yeah.
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Will, if my diabetes comes back,
I can't get pregnant.
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- L-
- What is wrong with you?
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[Sighs]
Well, I wanted to tell you...
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that I'm gonna have to start workin' late
for the next couple months.
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- I'm, uh, monitoring after-school detention.
- What?
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I had to make a deal with Figgins
so he wouldn't kill Glee Club.
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But, Will, I'm on my feet four hours a day,
three times a week here.
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Now I have to go home
and I have to cook dinner for myself?
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- [Scoffs]
- This lady wants to return these sheets.
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But something tells me
we've got another bed wetter.
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[Sighs] Do you see what
I have to deal with here, hmm?
237
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God, hasn't she ever heard of a diaper?
238
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[Sandy] Of course towelshave a thread count, Mr...
239
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Sheets 'N' Things!
240
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What do you do?I read catalogs! I know these things.
241
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Anything under a 400-thread countand I could break out in impetigo!
242
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It's simple to understand! William?
243
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Sandy? Hey!
244
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Well, hello. How are things?
245
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I hear you have taken over Glee Club.
246
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Yeah. I hope you're not too upset.
247
00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:28,509
Are you kidding? Getting out
of that swirling eddy of despair-
248
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best thing that ever happened to me.
249
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- [Whistles]
- [Chuckles]
250
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Don't get me wrong.
It wasn't easy at first.
251
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:38,484
Being dismissed.
And for what I was accused of?
252
00:13:38,553 --> 00:13:42,080
My long-distance girlfriend
in Cleveland nearly broke up with me.
253
00:13:42,157 --> 00:13:44,717
Oh, God. Don't you love a good monkey?
254
00:13:44,793 --> 00:13:47,557
It took me weeks to get over
my nervous breakdown.
255
00:13:47,629 --> 00:13:51,065
- Did they put you on medication?
- Better. Medical marijuana.
256
00:13:51,132 --> 00:13:53,327
It's genius!
257
00:13:53,401 --> 00:13:56,199
I just tell my Dr. Feelgood
I'm having trouble sleeping...
258
00:13:56,271 --> 00:13:58,762
and he gives me all of it I want.
259
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,104
I'm finding the whole system
quite lucrative.
260
00:14:01,176 --> 00:14:05,078
- You're a drug dealer?
- Oh, yeah. Make five times more
than when I was a teacher.
261
00:14:05,146 --> 00:14:09,412
I keep some for myself
and then I take money baths in the rest.
262
00:14:09,484 --> 00:14:11,179
Who-Who do you sell it to?
263
00:14:15,957 --> 00:14:18,755
You want in?
264
00:14:18,827 --> 00:14:20,761
Uh, no.
[Chuckles] I tried it once in college.
265
00:14:20,829 --> 00:14:22,763
But Terri and I are
trying to get pregnant.
266
00:14:22,831 --> 00:14:25,061
- I do my own packaging.
- Sandy, no-
267
00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:27,067
And the first sample is free. Come on.
268
00:14:27,135 --> 00:14:30,195
You are the one coaching those tone-deaf
acne factories. You're gonna need it.
269
00:14:30,271 --> 00:14:32,933
What? This looks like barf.
270
00:14:33,007 --> 00:14:35,271
Okay? I have to do everything myself.
271
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Call me. Come on.
272
00:14:37,445 --> 00:14:41,142
What's the matter with you?
Scary.
273
00:14:41,216 --> 00:14:44,777
- [Knocking]
- Hey, Sue. C-Can I have a sec?
274
00:14:46,821 --> 00:14:48,652
Sure, buddy. Come on in.
275
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Eew!
[Gasping]
276
00:14:58,199 --> 00:15:00,292
Hey, Emma. You got a second?
277
00:15:00,368 --> 00:15:02,336
- What is that? Gum?
- Uh-huh.
278
00:15:02,404 --> 00:15:05,066
So you want to talk to my Cheerios
about joining Glee Club?
279
00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:06,835
Well, I need more kids- Performers.
280
00:15:06,908 --> 00:15:09,001
And all the best ones are in the Cheerios.
281
00:15:09,077 --> 00:15:11,011
I figured some of them
might want to double up.
282
00:15:11,079 --> 00:15:14,640
Okay. So what you're doing right now
is called blurring the lines.
283
00:15:14,716 --> 00:15:18,174
High school is a caste system.
Kids fall into certain slots.
284
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Yourjocks,your popular kids, up in the penthouse.
285
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The invisibles and the kids playinglive-action druids and trolls out in the forest...
286
00:15:27,028 --> 00:15:28,962
bottom floor.
287
00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:31,089
And... where do the Glee kids lie?
288
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,293
Sub-basement.
289
00:15:33,368 --> 00:15:36,201
Sue's not wrong.
But I don't think anything's set in stone.
290
00:15:36,271 --> 00:15:40,537
I mean, kids are gonna do what they think
is cool, which is not always who they are.
291
00:15:40,608 --> 00:15:43,941
- You just need to find a way to
get them out of their boxes.
- Well, how do I do that?
292
00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:47,175
They follow the leader. If you can get
a couple of the popular kids to sign up...
293
00:15:47,248 --> 00:15:48,943
the rest will fall right in line.
294
00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:51,952
- I just want to talk to them.
- I don't know, dude.
295
00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:54,682
I can't see any of my guys
wanting to join the Glee Club.
296
00:15:54,756 --> 00:15:57,190
Last month, they held down one of their
teammates, shaved off his eyebrows...
297
00:15:57,258 --> 00:15:59,192
just because he watched Grey's Anatomy.
298
00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:02,889
- Look, all I'm looking for is an introduction.
- Fine.
299
00:16:02,964 --> 00:16:06,058
You gotta put a good word
in for me with Emma.
300
00:16:07,268 --> 00:16:11,534
- There you go, Cinderella.
- Thank you.
301
00:16:11,606 --> 00:16:16,134
I have trouble with things like that.
The, um-The messy things.
302
00:16:16,211 --> 00:16:18,179
Yeah.
303
00:16:18,246 --> 00:16:20,339
It's really nice
how much you care about Glee.
304
00:16:20,415 --> 00:16:22,542
- About the kids.
- [Bell Rings]
305
00:16:22,617 --> 00:16:25,745
If you really care about these kids,
you'll leave well enough alone.
306
00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:27,685
Children like to know where they stand.
307
00:16:27,755 --> 00:16:30,656
So let your little Glee kids
have their little club.
308
00:16:30,725 --> 00:16:34,491
But don't pretend that any of them
are something they're not.
309
00:16:34,562 --> 00:16:36,496
[Buzzing]
310
00:16:38,435 --> 00:16:40,733
- [Whistle Blows]
- Circle up!
311
00:16:40,804 --> 00:16:43,102
Now Mr. Schuester is gonna talk to you.
312
00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:47,576
You don't listen, you do laps.You mouth off, you do laps.
313
00:16:47,644 --> 00:16:49,908
Got it? They're all yours, Will.
314
00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:52,005
Thanks, Ken. Hey, guys.
How you doing?
315
00:16:52,082 --> 00:16:56,576
I think I recognize some of youfrom Spanish class. But, uh, I'm-
316
00:16:56,653 --> 00:16:59,679
I'm here today to talk to you
about something different. Uh, music.
317
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,622
[Chuckles Nervously]
318
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,888
Glee Club needs guys.
319
00:17:08,289 --> 00:17:11,417
I'm gonna put the sign-up sheet at the door.
So if anyone wants to sign up, please-
320
00:17:11,492 --> 00:17:13,653
- Thank you.
- [Whistle Blows]
321
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:16,060
[Ken] Dismissed!
322
00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:20,093
You been sleeping okay?
Your eyes look a little bloodshot.
323
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:22,661
I got allergies.
324
00:17:22,739 --> 00:17:26,004
Okay, buddy. Thanks again.
325
00:17:28,011 --> 00:17:31,344
[Shower Running]
326
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[Will Narrating] I honestly thoughtthat was the end of the very brief...
327
00:17:34,184 --> 00:17:36,812
fever dream that was New Directions.
328
00:17:36,886 --> 00:17:41,721
[Boy]#Even as I wander I'm keepin'you in sight #
329
00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:44,259
# You're a candle in the window #
330
00:17:44,327 --> 00:17:47,091
# On a cold, dark winter's night #
331
00:17:47,163 --> 00:17:55,036
# And I'm getting closerthan I ever thought I might #
332
00:17:55,105 --> 00:17:59,041
[Imitating Drumming]
#And I can't fight this feelin' anymore #
333
00:17:59,109 --> 00:18:02,374
I suddenly realized why I had wanted todo this thing in the first place.
334
00:18:02,445 --> 00:18:05,846
# I'd forgotten what I'd started fighting for #
335
00:18:05,915 --> 00:18:09,043
It was seeing the gift in a kid thatthey didn't even know they had.
336
00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:11,883
#And I can't fight this feelin' anymore #
337
00:18:11,955 --> 00:18:14,856
It was pure talent.
338
00:18:14,924 --> 00:18:17,188
# If I have to crawl upon your floor #
339
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:20,058
# Come crashing through your door #
340
00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:23,896
# Baby, I can't fight this feelin'anymore ##
341
00:18:23,967 --> 00:18:28,666
What I did then wasthe blackest moment of my life.
342
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:33,532
You want to tell me
how long you've had a drug problem?
343
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:35,578
I don't even know who the chronic lady is.
344
00:18:35,645 --> 00:18:39,638
Look, if it were up to me, we wouldn't
have mandatory biweekly locker checks.
345
00:18:39,716 --> 00:18:41,684
But I've never seen that before, Mr. Schue.
I swear. It's not mine!
346
00:18:41,751 --> 00:18:43,844
I'll pee in a cup!
347
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,753
- I'll pee.
- Look, it wouldn't make any difference.
348
00:18:46,823 --> 00:18:49,519
Possession is eight-tenths of the law.
349
00:18:49,592 --> 00:18:53,528
I'm pretty sure that much potis a felony. Yeah.
350
00:18:53,596 --> 00:18:55,757
Look, you'll get kicked out of school.
351
00:18:55,832 --> 00:18:57,356
You'll lose your football scholarship.
352
00:18:57,433 --> 00:19:00,402
Wait, l-
I had a football scholarship? To-To where?
353
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:03,064
- You could land in prison, son.
- Oh, my God.
354
00:19:03,139 --> 00:19:06,233
Please, don't tell my mom.
355
00:19:06,309 --> 00:19:10,507
[Sighs]
Look, I see a lot of myself in you, Finn.
356
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:14,983
I know what it's like to struggle
to make good life choices.
357
00:19:15,051 --> 00:19:18,384
And I don't want to see you throw away
everything you have to offer the world.
358
00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:23,458
I just expected more out of you, Finn.
359
00:19:23,526 --> 00:19:26,461
[Finn Narrating] That really got to mewhen Mr. Schuester said that.
360
00:19:26,529 --> 00:19:30,363
Because every day of my life,I expect more out of myself.
361
00:19:30,433 --> 00:19:32,367
See, I might look confidentand everything.
362
00:19:32,435 --> 00:19:36,599
But I really struggle with the same thingother kids do. Peer pressure, backne.
363
00:19:38,541 --> 00:19:44,411
I never knew my dad. He died in Iraq when wewere fighting Osama bin Laden the first time.
364
00:19:45,615 --> 00:19:48,083
Hold on, hold on.
Finn! Finn! Finn!
365
00:19:48,151 --> 00:19:50,085
Please! I'm on the phone.
366
00:19:50,153 --> 00:19:53,088
I just want to tradenext Saturday's shift for this Saturday...
367
00:19:53,156 --> 00:19:54,919
because Finn's gota parents'night for Cub Scouts.
368
00:19:54,991 --> 00:19:57,391
[Narrating Continues]My mom and me, we're real close.
369
00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:59,394
But being a single parent can be hard.
370
00:19:59,462 --> 00:20:04,661
The only good time for Mom was when wesplurged a little bit and ordered Emerald Dreams.
371
00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:06,725
Darren was good to her.
372
00:20:06,803 --> 00:20:08,964
And he was cool about letting me hang out.
373
00:20:11,407 --> 00:20:15,070
#You make me weep #
374
00:20:16,846 --> 00:20:19,815
# And wanna die #
375
00:20:19,882 --> 00:20:23,841
- #Just when-#
- That was the first time I really "heard"music.
376
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,854
#You said we'd try #
377
00:20:25,922 --> 00:20:29,153
# Lovin', touchin' #
378
00:20:29,225 --> 00:20:33,821
- # Squeezin' #
- Man, it set my soul on fire.
379
00:20:33,896 --> 00:20:36,262
# Each other #
380
00:20:36,332 --> 00:20:39,165
You got a voice, buddy.
381
00:20:39,235 --> 00:20:43,035
Seriously, if I had that voice,
my band would still be together.
382
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,704
Stick with it!
383
00:20:46,776 --> 00:20:51,372
My mom took it real hard when Darrenleft her for that girl he met at Pic 'N'Save.
384
00:20:51,447 --> 00:20:54,109
[Man]#With someone else #
385
00:20:54,183 --> 00:20:58,711
# Lovin', touchin', squeezin'#
386
00:20:58,788 --> 00:21:00,722
[Shouts, Indistinct]
387
00:21:00,790 --> 00:21:03,725
# Each other#
388
00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:07,661
# Now it's your turn, girl, to cry #
389
00:21:07,730 --> 00:21:10,893
# Na, na, na-na-na-na #
390
00:21:10,967 --> 00:21:15,028
It was at that moment I decided to dowhatever it took to make my mom proud of me...
391
00:21:15,104 --> 00:21:17,902
make her feelall her sacrifice was worth it.
392
00:21:17,974 --> 00:21:19,839
[Will]We have two options here.
393
00:21:19,909 --> 00:21:23,436
I'm running detention now,
so you can do six weeks after school.
394
00:21:23,513 --> 00:21:26,539
But that's gonna remain
on your permanent record.
395
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:30,116
What's the other option, Mr. Schue?
396
00:21:30,186 --> 00:21:32,347
## [Piano]
397
00:21:32,422 --> 00:21:37,416
# I got chills
They're multiplyin' #
398
00:21:37,493 --> 00:21:41,156
# And I'm losin'control #
399
00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:46,429
# 'Cause the power you're supplyin' #
400
00:21:46,502 --> 00:21:48,129
# It's electrifyin' #
401
00:21:48,204 --> 00:21:50,263
- #You better shape up #
- # Doo, doo, doo #
402
00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:53,673
- # 'Cause I need a man #
- # Doo, doo, doo #
403
00:21:53,743 --> 00:21:56,940
- # But my heart is set on you #
- #And my heart is set on you #
404
00:21:57,013 --> 00:22:01,382
#You better shape up
You better understand #
405
00:22:02,418 --> 00:22:04,352
#To my heart I must be true #
406
00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:08,413
- # Nothin' left #
- # Nothin' left for me to do #
407
00:22:08,491 --> 00:22:12,757
- #You're the one that I want #
- #You are the one I want, ooh, ooh, ooh, honey #
408
00:22:12,829 --> 00:22:15,525
- #The one that I want ##
- Oh, hell to the no!
409
00:22:15,598 --> 00:22:18,328
Look, I'm not down with this
background singing nonsense!
410
00:22:18,401 --> 00:22:20,801
I'm Beyonc�!
I ain't no Kelly Rowland.
411
00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:23,464
Okay, look, Mercedes.
It's just one song.
412
00:22:23,539 --> 00:22:25,905
And it's the first time
we've been kind of good.
413
00:22:27,143 --> 00:22:30,601
Okay. You're good, white boy.
I'll give you that.
414
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,945
But you better bring it.
Let's run it again.
415
00:22:34,016 --> 00:22:36,541
All right. Let's do it. From the top.
416
00:22:39,355 --> 00:22:41,619
You usually don't let me
in your craft room.
417
00:22:41,691 --> 00:22:44,455
Isn't this fun? And challenging?
418
00:22:44,527 --> 00:22:46,461
Every Wednesday
we're gonna have puzzle night...
419
00:22:46,529 --> 00:22:49,965
because I know how important
it is for you to have a creative outlet.
420
00:22:50,032 --> 00:22:52,296
[Sighs]
421
00:22:53,803 --> 00:22:55,737
You know,
the kids have been working so hard.
422
00:22:55,805 --> 00:22:58,740
I was thinking about taking them
on a field trip next Saturday.
423
00:22:58,808 --> 00:23:00,901
Carmel High's performing
a showcase down in Akron.
424
00:23:00,977 --> 00:23:03,241
Carmel's gonna be the team
to beat at Regionals...
425
00:23:03,312 --> 00:23:06,645
and I was wondering if you might
want to come chaperone with me.
426
00:23:06,716 --> 00:23:10,447
- On Saturday? Oh, I can't.
- Oh.
427
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,853
I had to pick up an extra shift at work,
Will. We're living paycheck to paycheck.
428
00:23:13,923 --> 00:23:16,915
How much of that paycheck
goes to your Pottery Barn credit card?
429
00:23:16,993 --> 00:23:20,019
I don't know what you're talking about.
430
00:23:21,264 --> 00:23:22,458
Don't go in the Christmas closet!
431
00:23:22,532 --> 00:23:25,433
I was looking for my jacket
the other day. Come on!
432
00:23:25,501 --> 00:23:29,335
- We cannot afford this stuff, Terri!
- But we could, Will!
433
00:23:29,405 --> 00:23:33,307
Yes, I am a shoo-in to be promoted during
the Christmas week at Sheets 'N' Things!
434
00:23:33,376 --> 00:23:37,142
I reek of management potential!
And they're hiring at H.W. Menken!
435
00:23:37,213 --> 00:23:40,808
My passion is teaching, Terri!
For the last time, I don't want to be an accountant!
436
00:23:40,883 --> 00:23:45,217
Dr. Phil said people could change.
It's not a bad thing to want a real life, Will.
437
00:23:45,288 --> 00:23:47,756
And to have a glue gun that works!
438
00:23:51,093 --> 00:23:54,995
You know, it's really hard
for me not having the things that I need.
439
00:23:55,064 --> 00:23:58,556
Oh! And you need three
mahogany toilet brush holders?
440
00:23:58,634 --> 00:24:00,693
They're Balinese!
441
00:24:00,770 --> 00:24:05,230
It is not a bad thing
to want things, Will.
442
00:24:06,442 --> 00:24:09,036
I understand your interest
in these kids, Will.
443
00:24:09,111 --> 00:24:11,705
I really do. Yeah.
444
00:24:11,781 --> 00:24:14,909
It's your way of
recapturing your glory days.
445
00:24:14,984 --> 00:24:17,145
But I'm not
the high school cheerleader anymore...
446
00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:19,154
and you are not the golden boy.
447
00:24:19,222 --> 00:24:22,350
High school's over for both of us.
448
00:24:23,826 --> 00:24:26,260
It's time that you move on.
449
00:24:33,236 --> 00:24:36,228
450
00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:09,900
451
00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:13,069
[Coach]You're the quarterback!
452
00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:15,705
- Coach, it's temporary-
- No! I don't want to hear it!
453
00:25:15,781 --> 00:25:18,375
You make a decision.Either you're a football player or you're a singer!
454
00:25:22,219 --> 00:25:24,585
Hey, what's going on?
455
00:25:24,655 --> 00:25:27,818
Oh, it's- I just- I have to miss
practice Saturday afternoon.
456
00:25:27,892 --> 00:25:31,828
It's, uh, my mom.
I gotta help her cook and, uh, do things.
457
00:25:31,896 --> 00:25:33,830
Why?
458
00:25:33,898 --> 00:25:35,832
She just had, uh, surgery.
459
00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:37,834
What kind of surgery?
460
00:25:37,902 --> 00:25:41,565
Uh, well, she, uh, had to
have her prostate out.
461
00:25:41,639 --> 00:25:43,573
Man, that's a tough break.
462
00:25:43,641 --> 00:25:45,632
Yeah. It's, uh, engorged.
463
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:49,078
You think this is hard?
I'm living with hepatitis. That's hard!
464
00:25:51,249 --> 00:25:54,013
You stole my quarterback.
465
00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:57,180
Okay, look, Finn's got a great voice.
466
00:25:57,255 --> 00:25:59,189
He just wants to express himself.
467
00:25:59,257 --> 00:26:02,954
- You're screwing up my life.
- Okay, Ken? You hate football.
468
00:26:03,028 --> 00:26:05,223
- What's this really about?
- [Bell Ringing]
469
00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:08,661
Hey, M&M.
470
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:12,191
So, I got tickets
to monster trucks this weekend.
471
00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:15,171
- Loge tickets.
- No, thanks. Not my thing.
472
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:19,108
Truckzilla vs. Truckosaurus.
And get this- the trucks breathe fire.
473
00:26:19,177 --> 00:26:23,011
Ken, look, you know how every time you ask
me out, I tell you I'm on my period?
474
00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:26,141
- Which doesn't bother me.
- Or I tell you I'm suffering from cluster headaches.
475
00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:28,209
Or I'm allergic to nighttime.
476
00:26:28,286 --> 00:26:30,345
Those things? Not really true.
477
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:33,118
- I'm just not interested in dating you-
- Shh.
478
00:26:34,659 --> 00:26:37,787
How do I get you... into my hatchback?
479
00:26:37,863 --> 00:26:40,832
Okay, Ken, fine. Make me say it.
I like somebody else.
480
00:26:40,899 --> 00:26:45,336
Nothing I can do about it because they're
unavailable, so I have to deal with that, but-
481
00:26:46,705 --> 00:26:48,696
[Gasps]
482
00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:50,570
[Bell Rings]
483
00:26:50,642 --> 00:26:53,076
You're right. I'm overreacting.
484
00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:55,636
- The herd will take care of it.
- The herd?
485
00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:57,477
The student body.
486
00:26:57,549 --> 00:27:01,383
The second someone tries to rise above,
be different, herd pulls 'em back in.
487
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,717
So- Oh, and by the way...
488
00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:07,315
thanks for putting a good word
in for me with Emma, buddy.
489
00:27:07,392 --> 00:27:10,190
I guess you just want her
for yourself, huh?
490
00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:14,096
Adios, amigo.
491
00:27:19,237 --> 00:27:21,705
- You're very talented.
- Really?
492
00:27:21,773 --> 00:27:23,707
Yeah.
493
00:27:23,775 --> 00:27:26,573
I would know. I'm very talented too.
494
00:27:27,946 --> 00:27:31,074
I think the rest of the team
expects us to become an item.
495
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:33,083
You, the hot male lead...
496
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:36,848
and me, the stunning young ingenue
everyone roots for.
497
00:27:36,922 --> 00:27:39,720
Well, I, uh, have a girlfriend.
498
00:27:39,791 --> 00:27:42,225
Really? Who?
499
00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:44,228
Quinn Fabray.
500
00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:46,230
Cheerleader Quinn Fabray?
501
00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:48,425
The president of the celibacy club?
502
00:27:57,976 --> 00:27:59,637
Wait.
503
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:05,445
Let's pray.
504
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:08,247
[Female Singer]#Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no #
505
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:11,753
For almost four months now.
She's cool.
506
00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:14,986
I wonder if they have Sour Patch Kids.
507
00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:19,295
Those kielbasas look like
they've been there a while.
508
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:22,299
Do you want to go halfsies on a P.B. And J?
509
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:23,994
- That sounds perfect.
- Yeah?
510
00:28:24,069 --> 00:28:25,696
Yeah. Let's go.
511
00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:27,635
Sorry. Excuse me.
512
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:32,006
I haven't had a peanut butter and jelly
sandwich in... a really long time.
513
00:28:32,077 --> 00:28:34,375
- Really?
- Yeah. My wife's allergic to nuts.
514
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:37,472
Oh. Oh.
Well, that's really sweet though.
515
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,483
Not eating something because she can't.
516
00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:41,109
- Oh. Yeah.
- It's very nice.
517
00:28:41,186 --> 00:28:43,120
- [Foil Crinkling]
- Oh, that's really noisy.
518
00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:44,849
- But they're clean.
- [Laughs]
519
00:28:44,923 --> 00:28:46,652
- Oh, my gosh.
- There you go.
520
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,283
- How, um-
- Mmm.
521
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,055
How long have you two been married?
522
00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:51,789
Mmm, five years last March.
523
00:28:51,863 --> 00:28:53,455
- Really? Mmm.
- Yeah.
524
00:28:53,531 --> 00:28:55,465
But we've been together since high school.
525
00:28:55,533 --> 00:28:57,467
She was my first girlfriend, actually.
526
00:28:57,535 --> 00:28:59,469
Was it love at first sight?
527
00:28:59,537 --> 00:29:01,402
For me it was.
528
00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:05,170
I don't know.
She used to be filled with so much joy.
529
00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:07,438
- And now?
- [Bell Dinging]
530
00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:10,447
Ah, showtime.
[Chuckles]
531
00:29:10,515 --> 00:29:13,450
- You don't want to hear
about my marital problems.
- No, I do.
532
00:29:13,518 --> 00:29:17,614
I do- I'd love to hear-You- I'm not happy
that you have marital problems.
533
00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:21,125
- People talk to me a lot
because I'm a guidance counselor.
- Okay, here's the thing.
534
00:29:21,192 --> 00:29:24,127
- Terri rides me hard,
and I've always appreciated it.
- Mm-hmm.
535
00:29:24,195 --> 00:29:27,130
I figure she just wants me
to be better, you know?
536
00:29:27,198 --> 00:29:30,133
But lately, though,
I keep asking myself, better at what?
537
00:29:30,201 --> 00:29:33,136
Making money? Being upwardly mobile?
Thank you.
538
00:29:33,204 --> 00:29:36,139
[Sighs] I don't know. I love her.
Don't get me wrong.
539
00:29:36,207 --> 00:29:39,142
- But we just gotta get back on the same page.
- Did you like the sandwich?
540
00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:41,701
Oh, my God.
It's, like, the best I've ever had.
541
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:44,874
Hey, guys. So this is supposed
to be our "competition."
542
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:47,975
But I honestly don't think thatthey've got the talent that we've got.
543
00:29:48,053 --> 00:29:50,886
But let's be a good audience. Give them
some of that old McKinley High respect.
544
00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:53,185
[Announcer] Please give a warmBuckeye State welcome...
545
00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:58,890
to last year's regional champion,Vocal Adrenaline!
546
00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:08,103
# Ohio #
547
00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:10,437
# Ohio #
548
00:30:10,508 --> 00:30:16,071
# Ohio #
549
00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:18,581
#They tried to make me go to rehab #
550
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:22,245
# But I said no, no, no #
551
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,084
#Yes, I've been black
but when I come back #
552
00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,748
#You'll know, know, know #
553
00:30:27,859 --> 00:30:30,851
# I ain't got the time #
554
00:30:30,929 --> 00:30:33,921
#And if my daddy thinks I'm fine #
555
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,863
# He'll try to make me go to rehab #
556
00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:38,630
- [Audience Cheering]
- # But I won't go, go, go #
557
00:30:40,138 --> 00:30:42,368
# I'd rather be at home #
558
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,773
- #With Ray #
- #With Ray #
559
00:30:46,644 --> 00:30:49,545
# I ain't got 7 0 days #
560
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,374
- # 'Cause there's nothin' #
- # Nothin' #
561
00:30:53,451 --> 00:30:55,646
# Nothin' you can teach me #
562
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,915
#Ah-ah-ahhh #
563
00:30:57,989 --> 00:30:59,479
- #That I can't learn #
- # I can't learn #
564
00:30:59,557 --> 00:31:01,957
# From Mr. Hathaway #
565
00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:04,256
#Yeah, yeah-eah #
566
00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:07,127
# I didn't get a lot in class #
567
00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:09,166
[Audience Cheering]
568
00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:12,601
- # But I know it don't come #
- # Don't come #
569
00:31:12,670 --> 00:31:16,071
# In a shot glass #
570
00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:18,268
#They tried to make me go to rehab #
571
00:31:18,343 --> 00:31:21,278
# But I said no, no, no #
572
00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:24,645
#Yes, I been black
but when I come back #
573
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,650
#You'll know, know, know #
574
00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:30,447
- # I ain't got the time #
- # No time #
575
00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:33,252
#And if my daddy thinks I'm fine #
576
00:31:33,324 --> 00:31:35,155
# He'll try to make me go to rehab #
577
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:38,992
# But I won't go, go, go ##
578
00:31:45,170 --> 00:31:47,502
We're d-d-doomed.
579
00:31:49,707 --> 00:31:53,199
## [Steel Drums]
580
00:31:57,715 --> 00:32:00,707
## [Continues]
581
00:32:05,623 --> 00:32:08,888
Chicks don't have prostates.
582
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,485
I looked it up. You broke the rules.
583
00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:13,827
For that, you must be punished.
584
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,529
Wait, wait, wait.
585
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,036
Wait, y-you've got the power here.
586
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:21,833
Y-You don't have to do this!
587
00:32:21,906 --> 00:32:23,498
[Chambers Clicking]
588
00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:34,341
There's my baby.
589
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,950
Wow, honey.
590
00:32:38,022 --> 00:32:40,513
This is amazing. What-
What's the congratulations for?
591
00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:42,583
The kids haven't won anything yet.
592
00:32:44,662 --> 00:32:46,653
I'm pregnant.
593
00:32:46,731 --> 00:32:49,029
[Chuckles]
594
00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:51,897
- Really?
- Yeah!
595
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,063
Terri, don't mess with me.
596
00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:56,072
Oh, my God. This is amazing!
597
00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:58,040
We're gonna be a family.
598
00:32:58,109 --> 00:33:00,475
- Oh, my God!
- [Both Laughing]
599
00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:06,608
Oh, I can't believe it.
600
00:33:12,924 --> 00:33:15,757
You're leaving us? When?
601
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:18,387
I've given my two-weeks notice.
602
00:33:18,463 --> 00:33:21,364
But I promise I'm gonna find you guys
a great replacement before I go.
603
00:33:21,432 --> 00:33:25,368
Is this 'cause those Carmel kids were so good?
Because we can work harder.
604
00:33:25,436 --> 00:33:29,634
This isn't fair, Mr. Schuester.
We can't do this without you.
605
00:33:29,707 --> 00:33:33,871
So does that mean that I don't have to be
in the club anymore, or-
606
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,143
Look, this isn't about you guys.
607
00:33:37,215 --> 00:33:41,117
Being an adult is about
having to make difficult choices.
608
00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:43,119
It's not like high school.
609
00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:46,554
Sometimes you have to give up
the things that you love.
610
00:33:47,992 --> 00:33:50,825
One day you guys are gonna grow up
and understand that.
611
00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:56,830
I have... loved being your teacher.
612
00:34:32,553 --> 00:34:34,487
#All my bags are packed #
613
00:34:34,555 --> 00:34:36,352
# I'm ready to go #
614
00:34:36,424 --> 00:34:38,221
# I'm standing here #
615
00:34:38,292 --> 00:34:40,157
# Outside your door #
616
00:34:40,228 --> 00:34:42,856
# I hate to wake you up #
617
00:34:42,930 --> 00:34:46,957
#To say good-bye #
618
00:34:47,902 --> 00:34:49,927
# But the dawn is breakin'#
619
00:34:50,004 --> 00:34:52,063
# It's early morn #
620
00:34:52,140 --> 00:34:53,801
# A taxi's waiting #
621
00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:55,672
# He's blowing his horn #
622
00:34:55,743 --> 00:34:58,974
# Already I'm so lonesome #
623
00:34:59,046 --> 00:35:02,880
# I could die #
624
00:35:02,950 --> 00:35:05,214
# So kiss me #
625
00:35:05,286 --> 00:35:08,847
# And smile for me #
626
00:35:08,923 --> 00:35:11,391
#Tell me that you'll wait for me #
627
00:35:11,459 --> 00:35:14,724
# Hold me like you'll never#
628
00:35:14,795 --> 00:35:19,129
# Let me go #
629
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,725
# 'Cause I'm leaving #
630
00:35:21,802 --> 00:35:24,430
# On a jet plane #
631
00:35:24,505 --> 00:35:28,737
# Don't know when I'll be back again #
632
00:35:28,809 --> 00:35:30,606
# Oh, babe #
633
00:35:30,678 --> 00:35:35,081
# I hate to go #
634
00:35:35,149 --> 00:35:37,811
# But I'm leaving #
635
00:35:37,885 --> 00:35:40,945
# On a jet plane #
636
00:35:41,022 --> 00:35:44,924
# Don't know when I'll be back again #
637
00:35:44,992 --> 00:35:48,291
# Oh, babe #
638
00:35:48,362 --> 00:35:51,388
- # I hate to go ##
- I heard he's having a baby.
639
00:35:51,465 --> 00:35:54,093
That's why he gave Figgins his notice.
640
00:35:54,168 --> 00:35:56,159
Really?
641
00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:05,235
## [Ends]
642
00:36:07,982 --> 00:36:10,416
[Exhales]
643
00:36:14,655 --> 00:36:16,589
644
00:36:16,657 --> 00:36:18,318
645
00:36:16,595 --> 00:36:19,120
Need help grading those papers?
646
00:36:19,197 --> 00:36:22,928
It's actually an application
for H.W. Menken. They're hiring.
647
00:36:24,402 --> 00:36:27,166
Come on. Accounting is sexy.
648
00:36:31,943 --> 00:36:33,934
I'll miss you.
649
00:36:34,012 --> 00:36:36,640
- Before you leave, can you do me a favor?
- Yeah.
650
00:36:36,715 --> 00:36:40,242
I made an appointment for you tomorrow...
in the career center.
651
00:36:40,318 --> 00:36:42,809
- [Chuckles]
- You need some guidance.
652
00:36:42,887 --> 00:36:44,855
I'm having a kid, Emma.
653
00:36:44,923 --> 00:36:46,914
What I need is better benefits.
654
00:36:46,992 --> 00:36:49,517
Just come, Will, for me.
655
00:36:56,868 --> 00:37:00,360
- Didn't see you at Glee Club today.
- Is that still happening?
656
00:37:00,438 --> 00:37:01,962
- I've taken over.
- Oh.
657
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,531
I'm interim director, but I expect
the position will become permanent.
658
00:37:04,609 --> 00:37:06,804
- Hi, Finn. RuPaul.
- Hey.
659
00:37:06,878 --> 00:37:10,041
- What are you doing talking to her?
- Oh-
660
00:37:10,115 --> 00:37:13,778
Science project. We're partners.
661
00:37:13,852 --> 00:37:15,843
Christ Crusaders tonight
at 5:00, my house.
662
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,013
Sounds great.
663
00:37:19,024 --> 00:37:22,152
[Sighs]
Look, I should go.
664
00:37:22,227 --> 00:37:24,286
I can't do Glee anymore.
It conflicts with-
665
00:37:24,362 --> 00:37:26,330
Your reputation?
666
00:37:26,398 --> 00:37:29,299
You've really got something, Finn,
and you're throwing it away.
667
00:37:29,367 --> 00:37:32,700
- L-I'm gonna be late.
- You can't keep worrying about what people think.
668
00:37:33,705 --> 00:37:35,696
You're better than all of them.
669
00:37:41,513 --> 00:37:44,744
- [Grunts]
- What do you want me to do, apologize?
670
00:37:44,816 --> 00:37:46,807
That's not me, dude.
671
00:37:48,453 --> 00:37:52,685
Look, if I joined the flag team,
you'd beat the crap out of me.
672
00:37:52,757 --> 00:37:54,748
I just don't understand why you did it.
673
00:37:54,826 --> 00:37:58,318
Schuester told me he'd give me enough
extra credit to pass Spanish if I joined the club.
674
00:37:58,396 --> 00:38:01,695
I didn't have a choice. If I failed
another class, I'd be off the team.
675
00:38:01,766 --> 00:38:05,497
Look, it's over. Okay?
I quit. Anything else?
676
00:38:05,570 --> 00:38:07,504
No, that's it.
677
00:38:07,572 --> 00:38:12,032
And as a welcome back to the world
of the normal, I got you a present.
678
00:38:12,110 --> 00:38:15,705
- [Gasping]
- What's that noise?
679
00:38:16,848 --> 00:38:19,408
Oh, God! Help! Help!
680
00:38:19,484 --> 00:38:21,918
- Help!
- Is someone in there?
681
00:38:21,986 --> 00:38:25,217
We got that wheelchair kid inside.
We're gonna flip it.
682
00:38:25,290 --> 00:38:26,917
- [Laughing]
- Isn't that kind of dangerous?
683
00:38:26,991 --> 00:38:28,788
He's already in a wheelchair.
684
00:38:28,860 --> 00:38:31,454
Come on, dude.
We saved you the first roll.
685
00:38:34,165 --> 00:38:36,599
- [Panting]
- Oh!
686
00:38:36,668 --> 00:38:39,034
[Grunts]
Thank you. Thank you so much.
687
00:38:40,338 --> 00:38:42,772
Thank you.
Oh, my God. The smell.
688
00:38:42,841 --> 00:38:45,969
What the hell, dude?
I can't believe you're helping out this loser.
689
00:38:46,044 --> 00:38:49,775
Don't you get it, man?
We're all losers.
690
00:38:49,848 --> 00:38:51,645
Everyone in this school.
691
00:38:51,716 --> 00:38:54,412
Hell, everyone in this town.
692
00:38:54,486 --> 00:38:57,478
Out of all the kids who graduate,
maybe half will go to college.
693
00:38:57,555 --> 00:39:00,217
And-And two will leave
the state to do it.
694
00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:04,489
I'm not afraid of being called a loser,
'cause I can accept that that's what I am.
695
00:39:05,797 --> 00:39:08,231
But I am afraid
of turning my back on something...
696
00:39:08,299 --> 00:39:11,132
that actually made me happy
for the first time in my sorry life.
697
00:39:11,202 --> 00:39:14,296
So, what? Are you quitting
to join Homo Explosion?
698
00:39:14,372 --> 00:39:16,806
- No. I'm doing both.
- [Boys Chuckling]
699
00:39:16,875 --> 00:39:19,969
'Cause you can't win without me,and neither can they.
700
00:39:20,044 --> 00:39:21,477
[Hisses]
701
00:39:23,181 --> 00:39:26,014
[Man Shouting]
702
00:39:26,084 --> 00:39:29,144
- [Boy] Go, go!
- [Man] Track, track, track, Ronnie.
703
00:39:29,220 --> 00:39:34,089
[Man On Radio]#Shadows searching in the nights #
704
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,519
# Streetlights people #
705
00:39:39,597 --> 00:39:42,657
# Living just to find emotion #
706
00:39:42,734 --> 00:39:46,602
# Hiding somewhere #
707
00:39:46,671 --> 00:39:51,665
# In the night ##
708
00:39:52,944 --> 00:39:54,878
Look, you guys.
These steps are not hard.
709
00:39:54,946 --> 00:39:56,777
I've been doing them since preschool.
710
00:39:56,848 --> 00:39:59,544
I'm sorry. Did I miss the election for queen?
Because I didn't vote for you.
711
00:39:59,617 --> 00:40:03,644
I know what I'm talking about. I won my first
dance competition when I was three months old!
712
00:40:03,721 --> 00:40:09,318
- This is a closed rehearsal.
- Look, I owe you guys an apology.
713
00:40:10,395 --> 00:40:12,727
I never should've quit.
714
00:40:12,797 --> 00:40:16,130
I don't want to be the guy that just
drives around throwing eggs at people.
715
00:40:16,201 --> 00:40:19,193
- That was you?
- You and your friends threw pee balloons at me.
716
00:40:19,270 --> 00:40:21,534
- I know.
- You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof.
717
00:40:21,606 --> 00:40:24,666
I wasn't actually there for that,
but I'm really sorry.
718
00:40:24,742 --> 00:40:28,007
Look, that isn't who I am,
and I'm tired of it.
719
00:40:28,079 --> 00:40:31,048
This is what I want to be doing,
with you guys.
720
00:40:31,115 --> 00:40:34,414
I used to think that this was,
like, the lamest thing on earth...
721
00:40:34,486 --> 00:40:36,647
and maybe it is.
722
00:40:36,721 --> 00:40:39,315
But we're all here for the same reason-
723
00:40:39,390 --> 00:40:41,756
'cause we want to be good at something.
724
00:40:43,428 --> 00:40:46,022
Artie, you play guitar, right?
725
00:40:46,097 --> 00:40:49,225
- Think you could recruit the jazz band?
- I do have pull there.
726
00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:51,234
All right.
727
00:40:51,302 --> 00:40:54,738
Mercedes, we need new costumes, andthey have got to be cool. Can you do that?
728
00:40:54,806 --> 00:40:57,036
Damn! Don't you see what I've got on?
729
00:40:57,108 --> 00:40:59,906
Rachel, you can do choreography.
730
00:41:00,945 --> 00:41:02,845
Tina, what are you good at?
731
00:41:02,914 --> 00:41:05,781
- Uh- Uh-
- We'll figure something out for you.
732
00:41:05,850 --> 00:41:08,284
And what are you bringing to the table,
Justin Timberlake?
733
00:41:09,888 --> 00:41:11,822
I've got the music.
734
00:41:15,196 --> 00:41:17,721
I want to show you something.
735
00:41:19,967 --> 00:41:21,958
I did a little research.
736
00:41:23,571 --> 00:41:28,406
And this is a tape I found in the library
of the '93 team at Nationals.
737
00:41:28,476 --> 00:41:30,637
- ## [Disco]
- [Group] Let's dance!
738
00:41:36,883 --> 00:41:39,716
- # Ah, that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh #
- Do you know who that is?
739
00:41:39,786 --> 00:41:41,617
# I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh #
740
00:41:41,688 --> 00:41:43,952
- # That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh #
- That's you, Will.
741
00:41:45,024 --> 00:41:47,686
# I like it, uh-huh, uh-huhWhen you take me by the hand #
742
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,126
That's you happier
than I've ever seen you.
743
00:41:50,195 --> 00:41:52,026
#And tell me I'm your loving man ##
744
00:41:52,097 --> 00:41:54,827
That was the greatest moment of my life.
745
00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:58,563
- Why?
- Because I loved what I was doing.
746
00:41:58,580 --> 00:42:02,710
Yeah, I knew before we were halfway through
with that number that we were gonna win.
747
00:42:03,944 --> 00:42:06,970
[Chuckling]
748
00:42:06,547 --> 00:42:10,039
And being a part of that,
in that moment...
749
00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:15,011
I knew who I was in the world.
750
00:42:18,659 --> 00:42:22,390
[Chuckles, Shaky Breathing]
751
00:42:24,064 --> 00:42:26,794
And the only time I felt-
I felt that way since then...
752
00:42:26,867 --> 00:42:29,836
was when Terri told me
I was gonna be a father.
753
00:42:34,274 --> 00:42:37,869
No. No.
I need to provide for my family.
754
00:42:37,945 --> 00:42:40,277
But provide what exactly?
755
00:42:40,347 --> 00:42:43,373
The understanding that money
is the most important thing?
756
00:42:43,450 --> 00:42:47,250
Or the idea that the only life
worth living...
757
00:42:47,321 --> 00:42:49,983
is one that you're really
passionate about, Will?
758
00:43:00,901 --> 00:43:03,893
## [Group Vocalizing]
759
00:43:06,773 --> 00:43:10,038
## [Continues]
760
00:43:14,148 --> 00:43:18,209
## [Vocalizing]
761
00:43:23,557 --> 00:43:26,651
#Just a small town girl #
762
00:43:26,727 --> 00:43:30,891
# Living in a lonely world #
763
00:43:30,964 --> 00:43:33,023
# She took the midnight train #
764
00:43:33,100 --> 00:43:36,536
# Going anywhere #
765
00:43:39,006 --> 00:43:42,407
#Just a city boy #
766
00:43:42,476 --> 00:43:46,435
# Born and raised in south Detroit #
767
00:43:46,513 --> 00:43:49,380
# He took the midnight train #
768
00:43:49,449 --> 00:43:52,714
# Going anywhere #
769
00:44:00,427 --> 00:44:01,792
# Da-da #
770
00:44:01,862 --> 00:44:05,730
#A singer in a smoky room #
771
00:44:05,799 --> 00:44:08,597
#A smell of wine and cheap perfume #
772
00:44:08,669 --> 00:44:12,036
# For a smile they can share the night #
773
00:44:12,105 --> 00:44:16,542
# It goes on and on and on and on #
774
00:44:16,610 --> 00:44:20,068
# Strangers waiting #
775
00:44:20,147 --> 00:44:23,708
- # Da-da #
- # Up and down the boulevard #
776
00:44:23,784 --> 00:44:27,276
#Their shadows searching #
777
00:44:27,354 --> 00:44:30,118
# In the night #
778
00:44:30,190 --> 00:44:31,782
# Da-da #
779
00:44:31,858 --> 00:44:35,988
# Streetlight people #
780
00:44:36,063 --> 00:44:39,624
# Living just to find emotion #
781
00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:43,636
# Hiding somewhere #
782
00:44:43,704 --> 00:44:47,572
# In the night #
783
00:44:47,641 --> 00:44:50,109
## [Vocalizing]
784
00:44:55,716 --> 00:44:58,412
#Working hard to get my fill #
785
00:44:58,485 --> 00:44:59,850
# Da-da-da #
786
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:03,447
# Everybody wants a thrill #
787
00:45:03,523 --> 00:45:06,356
# Payin'anything to roll the dice #
788
00:45:06,426 --> 00:45:10,920
#Just one more time #
789
00:45:10,998 --> 00:45:12,932
# Some will win #
790
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,468
[Together]
# Some will lose #
791
00:45:15,535 --> 00:45:18,698
# Some will only sing the blues #
792
00:45:18,772 --> 00:45:21,707
#And now the movie never ends #
793
00:45:21,775 --> 00:45:26,371
# It goes on and on and on and on #
794
00:45:26,446 --> 00:45:28,880
## [Vocalizing]
795
00:45:33,987 --> 00:45:38,981
# Don't stop believing #
796
00:45:39,059 --> 00:45:41,619
# Hold on to that feeling #
797
00:45:41,695 --> 00:45:46,564
# Streetlight peopleOh-oh-oh #
798
00:45:46,633 --> 00:45:49,397
# Oh-oh #
799
00:45:49,469 --> 00:45:53,166
# Don't stop believing #
800
00:45:54,074 --> 00:45:57,009
# Hold on to that feeling #
801
00:45:57,077 --> 00:46:02,276
# Streetlight peopleOh-oh-oh #
802
00:46:02,349 --> 00:46:04,977
# Oh, oh #
803
00:46:05,052 --> 00:46:07,418
# Don't stop ##
804
00:46:11,491 --> 00:46:14,483
Good, guys. It's a nine.
805
00:46:14,561 --> 00:46:17,689
We need a 10.
Rachel, you need to hit the ones and the fives.
806
00:46:17,764 --> 00:46:20,665
Finn, I think if we worked on it,
you could hit a high "B."
807
00:46:20,734 --> 00:46:22,599
So does this mean you're staying?
808
00:46:24,371 --> 00:46:27,534
It would kill me to see you
win Nationals without me.
809
00:46:28,975 --> 00:46:30,704
From the top.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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