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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:04,764 - Here's what happened last week. Quinn told Finn... - I'm pregnant. 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:07,898 - But she didn't tell him that he's not the father... Puck is. - What's up, MILF? 3 00:00:07,974 --> 00:00:09,771 - Can you believe that? - Wow. - That's not the only baby drama. 4 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,710 Terri says she's pregnant, but really she's faking and Mr. Schuester doesn't know. 5 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:14,474 Oh, my God. 6 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:16,913 Rachel quit the Glee Club because Sue got Sandy to come back to direct a musical. 7 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:19,816 And that's what you missed on Glee. 8 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:32,894 �� A singer in a smoky room �� 9 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,265 �� A smell of wine and cheap perfume �� 10 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:40,431 �� For a smile they can share the night �� 11 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:43,772 �� It goes on and on and on and on ���� 12 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:49,442 Quinn, you okay? 13 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:52,246 I think she just had a bad breakfast burrito. 14 00:00:52,318 --> 00:00:56,084 - Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room? - Your sexuality? 15 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:59,182 - Rachel. We can't do it without her. - That's not true. 16 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:03,195 We may have to layer Santana or Mercedes over Quinn's solo... 17 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:05,493 but... we'll be fine. 18 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,624 Maybe for the invitationals, but not for the sectionals. 19 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,100 - Certainly not the regionals. - The wheelchair kid's right. 20 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:12,798 Rachel makes me wanna light myself on fire, but she can sing. 21 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:15,932 Rachel left, guys. She's gone. 22 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:19,672 Now, if we're gonna make this thing work, we can't look back. 23 00:01:21,514 --> 00:01:23,106 Take five, guys. 24 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:27,479 Um, Mr. Schue? 25 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:31,523 I don't wanna tell you how to do your job... 26 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:34,788 but with all the dancing around that Quinn's doing, I'm kinda worried about the baby. 27 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:38,422 Yeah. Yeah, I get it. Um... 28 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:42,634 How about I give Tina a few of her verses? Okay? 29 00:01:42,702 --> 00:01:46,729 - Okay. - You think you might wanna tell your mom what's going on? 30 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:49,741 I think I'd rather handle it myself right now. 31 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:52,107 My mom's got enough to worry about. 32 00:02:01,888 --> 00:02:04,755 How come you haven't had any morning sickness? 33 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:07,349 Quinn Fabray's been upchucking every 15 minutes. 34 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:10,260 Really? That's a really good sign. 35 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:13,265 That means the baby's not a mongoloid. 36 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:16,268 - Well, is it bad that you haven't been sick then? - Oh, no, honey... 37 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:19,430 No, no, you should ask Howard Bamboo about my Linda Blair impersonations... 38 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:21,201 every half hour at work. 39 00:02:21,274 --> 00:02:23,606 Mmm. 40 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:27,077 I don't know what I'm gonna do about this whole Rachel thing. 41 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,911 - Would you like anything else? - Another piece of grasshopper pie. 42 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,850 - What, are you going for the record? - I'm with child. 43 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,513 Did you go to McKinley High? I think I had you in my Spanish class. 44 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:38,557 Yeah, like, five years ago. I go to Carmel now. 45 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,092 How is that possible? 46 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,560 - You must be 22. - Twenty-four. 47 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:46,258 I'm a six-year senior. They keep failing me so I can stay in Vocal Adrenaline. 48 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:48,425 - They fail you on purpose? - Yeah. 49 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:51,231 - Is that legal? - I'm the only one who can do the triple flip. 50 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:53,397 Yeah. Hey, how about that other piece of pie? 51 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:54,963 How about it? 52 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,770 Honey, are you all right? 53 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,146 Yeah. 54 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:06,208 Fine. 55 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:14,726 So, have I done something wrong? 56 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:17,729 Oh, no. No, no. Absolutely not. 57 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:21,233 No, um, actually, I've just, um... 58 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:23,235 taken a special interest in you. 59 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:26,966 Look, I know sometimes that life can come at you pretty fast... 60 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,669 and you reach a point where you might just need a little, um... 61 00:03:30,743 --> 00:03:32,574 special guidance. 62 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:35,808 Has someone told you something about my personal life? 63 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:40,644 - Nope. Mm-mmm. - Can you keep a secret? 64 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:45,589 But, you know, there are very few students that ever get athletic scholarships. 65 00:03:45,658 --> 00:03:50,254 Okay? But there are a lot of schools that give full rides to students who excel in music. 66 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:51,854 Students like yourself. 67 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:55,196 Maybe if you were able to go to college... 68 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:58,726 you wouldn't, say, end up stuck in this town in a dead-end job... 69 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:02,297 living hand-to-mouth with a wife and a kid you never intended to have. 70 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:04,969 That's just something off the top of my head. 71 00:04:05,044 --> 00:04:08,241 You think if I stuck with Glee that I could get a scholarship? 72 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:09,838 It's definitely a possibility. 73 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:13,852 If you did well at regionals, maybe you could generate some interest. 74 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:17,447 - But we lost Rachel. You think we can do it without her? - Sure! 75 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:20,515 Do you think we can win regionals without Rachel? 76 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,959 Remember the Jamaican bobsled team? 77 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:25,122 Big long-shots. 78 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:28,634 Definitely. 79 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:30,396 But if you're concerned about your future... 80 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:34,736 and those who may be a part of your future soon... 81 00:04:34,807 --> 00:04:39,039 maybe you could just give Rachel a talk, see if you can get her to come back. 82 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:46,517 How does it feel to be just a sophomore and get the lead in the school musical? 83 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:48,554 It's an honor. 84 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,555 Frankly, one I feel I've earned. 85 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:54,753 If there's anything I've learned in my 16 years on the stage it's that stars are rare... 86 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:57,762 and when they're found you have to let them shine. 87 00:04:57,830 --> 00:04:59,525 Show me your bra. 88 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:02,193 - You mean, the one I'm wearing? - Quid pro quo, Rachel. 89 00:05:02,268 --> 00:05:05,203 If you want a good review, show me your over-the-shoulder boulder holder. 90 00:05:05,271 --> 00:05:07,205 No way! You can't do that! 91 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:09,867 My performance will stand on its own. Besides, no one reads the school paper anyway. 92 00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:12,706 Oh, but I'll post my scathing review online. 93 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:14,576 You'll be finished on the high school stage. 94 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:18,777 Now get those sweater puppies out of their cashmere cage. 95 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:21,945 Sorry I'm late. My Vespa had a flat. 96 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:24,717 Give me a minute and I will be ready for my interview. 97 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:28,591 We're actually not gonna need any quotes from you for the article, Mr. Ryerson. 98 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:32,222 Do the right thing. All the great actresses take their clothes off. 99 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:35,062 Well, I have no problem with nudity. 100 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:38,729 Let me tell you about my planned production of Equus. 101 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:40,898 Have you ever hung out at a stable? 102 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:42,736 Uh-oh. 103 00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:46,412 - Hey, what are you doing? - Uh, nothing! 104 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:50,813 Just... getting the star treatment I didn't get in Glee. 105 00:05:50,883 --> 00:05:55,547 - Totally. - It's times like these I know I've chosen the right path. 106 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:59,079 I'm never going back to Glee. It's clear my talent is too big for an ensemble. 107 00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:02,594 - Not gonna get an argument from me. - I'm not? 108 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:05,256 No. You're, like, the most talented person I know. 109 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:09,233 Even more than that guy at the mall who can juggle chain saws. 110 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:12,829 I just wanted to let you know that if you need someone to run lines with... 111 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:14,839 I'm available. 112 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:20,569 There is a lot of dialogue. 113 00:06:20,646 --> 00:06:25,811 I figured we could go somewhere quiet, maybe with low lighting and... 114 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:31,182 Let me know. 115 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,162 I could get fired for this. 116 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,692 She was a student 15 years ago. No one is gonna care. 117 00:06:50,843 --> 00:06:52,708 See? I-I knew it! 118 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:55,475 She never graduated. She quit with, like, three credits to go. 119 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:59,644 I, um, saw her picture in the folder. Pretty. 120 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:01,448 - Pretty? - Mmm. 121 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:03,716 April Rhodes was a goddess. 122 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:07,282 The most talented performer in McKinley Glee Club history. 123 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:10,523 When she sang, it was mesmerizing. 124 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:15,792 She was my first crush. I was a freshman, she was a senior. 125 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:19,634 Wait, hold on... 'Cause I thought you said your wife was your first crush. 126 00:07:19,705 --> 00:07:21,730 That's because April didn't even look at me. 127 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:23,673 Oh, crap. There's no forwarding address. 128 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:27,201 So then you've had feelings for someone other than your wife. 129 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,044 I'd love to play This Is Your Life, but Lord Google demands my attention. 130 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:33,483 Okay, just wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 131 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:36,078 Reaching back into your past is a dangerous business. Okay? 132 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:39,181 People can change. They can, um, disappoint you. 133 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:42,989 - I think I can handle it. - I thought I could too. Just hear me out. 134 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:46,190 A few years ago I started an online flirtation... 135 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:48,199 with a high school flame, Andy. 136 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:50,963 Things got weird, and I called it off. 137 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:53,028 And two months later... 138 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:56,401 Versace was dead. 139 00:07:57,743 --> 00:07:59,836 Dead. 140 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:03,177 Okay. April Rhodes, Lima, Ohio. 141 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:05,217 Oh! She has a MySpace page. 142 00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:06,717 Oh, God. 143 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:10,187 Oh, and here's a link to her own personal Web site. 144 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:12,918 She's online. 145 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,222 Hi, April. 146 00:08:15,294 --> 00:08:19,788 Not sure if you remember me, but my name is Will Schuester. 147 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:24,496 "35 Bontempo Road, between 2:00 and 3:00. 148 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:26,731 Bring buffalo wings." 149 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:34,506 �� Seemed like the real thing only to find �� 150 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:36,207 �� Much mistrust �� 151 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:38,876 �� Love gone behind �� 152 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:40,885 April. 153 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:43,046 Hello. Are you Will? 154 00:08:43,122 --> 00:08:44,646 Y-You remember me? 155 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:47,818 Mmm. No. But I don't remember breakfast. 156 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:50,055 Come on in. 157 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:53,098 �� Seemed like the real thing but I was so blind ���� 158 00:08:53,165 --> 00:08:55,599 Mmm. So... 159 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:57,636 did I sleep with you? 160 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:01,332 l-l-l-I was a freshman when you were a senior. 161 00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:03,807 So, did I sleep with you? 162 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,639 No. 163 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,941 Can I get you a drink? 164 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:11,006 I just cracked open a fresh box of wine. 165 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:16,046 This is a great place you have. 166 00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:18,090 Looks like you're doing well for yourself. 167 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:22,025 I get five or six appointments on a good day, from my World Wide Web page... 168 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:24,824 so I do okay for myself. 169 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:27,991 Why don't you have a seat, take off that jacket... 170 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:30,934 and I'm gonna slip into something a little more comfortable. 171 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:34,964 Uh... 172 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:39,171 So, this is a beautiful five-bedroom with wood-burning fireplace and... 173 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,679 You! 174 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,181 This is the third time this week! 175 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,514 - Who are you? - I'm Sandra with Oakcrest Realty. 176 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:51,888 She is a squatter. This is a bank-owned property. The owners foreclosed six months ago. 177 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:54,791 Let me just get my vino and I'll be out of your hair. 178 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:58,328 - Hold that. Just... - Oh. Okay. 179 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,993 Nice place. 180 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:05,733 - Can I ask you a question? - Yeah. 181 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:08,000 What happened to you, April? 182 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:10,099 In high school you were really going places. 183 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:13,373 You had a voice like a dream. Everyone loved you. 184 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:17,405 Oh, I hitched my star to the wrong wagon. 185 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:22,113 Me and my high school sweetheart Vinnie were convinced we were going to be stars... 186 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:26,522 so we dropped out of school and hitchhiked our way to the Broadway. 187 00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:31,393 We ended up in Cleveland slinging hash at Ralph's Bait Shop and Waffle House. 188 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,058 Then Ralph had an affair with Vinnie. 189 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,727 I had a set of mixed-race twins. 190 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:40,135 And those were the good times. 191 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,142 April... 192 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,906 I think your struggle is really moving... 193 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,914 and I wanna help you get back on your feet. 194 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:52,746 I happen to know that you're only three credits shy of your diploma. 195 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,877 I can put you in my Spanish class. 196 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:58,014 And I know you're an amazing singer. 197 00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:00,490 I want you to be in the Glee Club. 198 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:04,723 We'll get you sobered up, find you some underwear. 199 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,396 It's not too late for you, April. 200 00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:12,994 What do you say? 201 00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:24,112 Guys, I'd like to introduce you to someone very special. 202 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,651 This is April Rhodes. 203 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:28,778 She's our newest member. 204 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:31,789 Wait, so old people can join Glee Club now? 205 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:36,123 Old, huh? You guys look like the world's worst Benetton ad. 206 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:40,924 Mr. Schuester, this seems like a terrible idea. 207 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,264 April is a great singer. 208 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:45,235 And she never graduated. 209 00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:48,637 We appreciate what you're trying to do, but she's no Rachel. 210 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,336 - Who's Rachel? - Sh-Sh-She's kind of our star. 211 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,275 Your star, eh? 212 00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:55,404 - Well, where is she? - She left. 213 00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:58,609 To be the lead in Cabaret. 214 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:02,347 Hey, Tinkles, gimme "Maybe This Time" in B-flat. 215 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,889 And don't let me catch you snoozin' . 216 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,205 �� Maybe this time �� 217 00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:21,796 �� I'll be lucky �� 218 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:26,877 �� Maybe this time he'll stay �� 219 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,884 �� Maybe this time �� 220 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:39,424 �� For the first time �� 221 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:45,055 �� Love won't hurry away �� 222 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:55,038 �� He will hold me fast �� 223 00:12:55,875 --> 00:13:01,472 �� I'll be home at last �� 224 00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:05,314 �� Not a loser �� 225 00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:06,316 �� Anymore �� 226 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:08,979 �� Like the last time �� 227 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:12,649 �� And the time before �� 228 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:22,056 �� Everybody �� 229 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,728 �� Loves a winner �� 230 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:29,639 �� So nobody loved me �� 231 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,077 �� Lady Peaceful �� 232 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:36,046 �� Lady Happy �� 233 00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:41,644 �� That's what I long to be �� 234 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,779 �� All the odds are �� 235 00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:46,552 �� They're in my favor �� 236 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:51,562 �� Something's bound to begin �� 237 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:54,758 �� It's gonna happen �� Ha-ha! 238 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,268 �� Happen sometime �� 239 00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,601 �� Maybe this time I'll win �� 240 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:05,132 �� 'Cause everybody �� 241 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,372 �� They love a winner �� 242 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:12,447 �� So nobody loved me �� 243 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,986 �� Lady Peaceful �� 244 00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,818 �� Lady Happy �� 245 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:23,351 �� That's what I long to be �� 246 00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:25,761 �� All the odds are �� 247 00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:28,391 �� They're in my favor �� 248 00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:33,427 �� Something's bound to give in �� 249 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,302 �� It's gonna happen �� 250 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:38,309 �� Happen sometime �� 251 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,641 �� Maybe this time �� 252 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,273 �� Maybe this time �� 253 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,112 �� I'll �� 254 00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,515 - �� Win �� - �� I'll �� 255 00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:51,386 �� Win �� 256 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:57,020 �� Win ���� 257 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,536 Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. 258 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:17,539 So, if I were to say, "I'm going to Mexico for the day"... 259 00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:20,380 would I use "por" or "para"? 260 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,852 - April. - Para. 261 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,914 - Por. - Oh. 262 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:29,324 I guess I'd better pour myself another cran-tini. 263 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,522 I'm just kiddin' . 264 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,565 It's hot chocolate. 265 00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:37,363 All right, remember, guys, oral reports Wednesday. 266 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,870 April, can I talk to you for a second? 267 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:44,035 I'm sorry, Will. The old noodle just ain't what she used to be. 268 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,634 I huffed a lot of upholstery cleaner in the '90s. 269 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,646 Look, April... 270 00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:50,978 I've been talking to the Glee kids... 271 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:55,043 and, um, I think they're still not so sure about having you around. 272 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:59,380 You draw a lot of attention to yourself... 273 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,392 and they're embarrassed enough as it is. 274 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:05,157 So do you think you could maybe take some time and try to win them over? 275 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,768 Yeah. 276 00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:12,770 Mmm. Smells like my aunt Mildred. 277 00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:14,829 Just drink it. 278 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:19,705 Sweet, with a bit of an afterburny taste. 279 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:22,212 Oh, good Chablis should always have a little bite. 280 00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:25,717 A few swigs of that every day before school and you'll have all the courage you need... 281 00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,718 to be yourself. 282 00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:29,720 - Really? - Oh, yeah! 283 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,915 That's fantastic. 284 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,392 So is my primo collection of vintage muscle magazines. Want 'em? 285 00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:38,123 Mr. Schuester, I changed my mind. 286 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:40,791 April should stay. I worship her. 287 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,430 �� You make my dreams come true �� 288 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,632 Oh, no. You gotta be more natural. 289 00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:50,402 I c-c-can't do this. 290 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,410 I don't understand why we're doing this in the first place. 291 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:56,141 Your lack of imagination astounds me. This is only the beginning. 292 00:16:56,215 --> 00:17:00,743 If you can master this, you can sneak anything out of a store between your knees. 293 00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:03,014 Shoes, prom dresses. 294 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:07,047 I once got a cake out of a kid's birthday party with the candles still lit! 295 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:11,152 - Are you sure? - She can stay. 296 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,754 T-T-Totally. 297 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:18,001 �� You make my dreams come true �� 298 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,662 �� Ooh-ooh ���� 299 00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:23,469 Don't tickle me! 300 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:29,842 �� What good is sitting �� 301 00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:31,815 �� Alone in your room �� 302 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:36,014 - This is terrible. - �� Come hear the music play �� 303 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,818 - This is a disaster. - �� Life is �� 304 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,256 - �� A cabaret �� - Gonna barf! 305 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,589 - �� Old chum �� - Boring! 306 00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:45,027 �� Come to the cabaret ���� 307 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,655 No, no, no, no, no! 308 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,496 I don't know what you want. 309 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:53,868 Well, I know what I don't want, and it is all of this. 310 00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:57,272 When I gave you this part I thought you could handle it, but clearly you can't. 311 00:17:57,342 --> 00:18:03,212 What this show needs is a star with a little bit more maturity. 312 00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:06,877 I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to get me to quit so you can be the star. 313 00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:11,048 Well, it won't work. I'm not going anywhere. 314 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,518 I'll say. 315 00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:22,190 I'm sleeping with him. 316 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,825 So am I. 317 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:28,229 - This play's weird. - That's Mr. Ryerson's favorite line. 318 00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:30,241 You're a really good actor, Finn. 319 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,971 Maybe you should consider joining the musical. 320 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:36,913 Um, I'm pretty devoted to Glee. I don't think I could just walk away from it. 321 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:40,008 I know how hard it was for you. 322 00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:43,680 But I could justify doing both if you came back. 323 00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:46,553 But we both know that's not gonna happen. 324 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,752 - Do you know what we should do? - Elope? 325 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:51,261 - What? - Nothing. 326 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,230 We should go bowling. 327 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,357 You're always so stressed out about the play. 328 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:58,028 You just need to loosen up. 329 00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:02,233 I always go bowling whenever I'm worked up about a big game or something. 330 00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:05,733 - Just us? - Yeah. 331 00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:09,113 Yeah, th-th-that would be great. 332 00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:11,672 I-I am really stressed out. 333 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:14,344 But that's the price you pay for being a star. 334 00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,353 Don't I know it. 335 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:19,447 Hey, Rachel. April Rhodes, Rachel Berry. 336 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:23,859 Can you give us the room? We need to teach April the cues for "Don't Stop Believin'." 337 00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,692 Wait. She's singing the female lead? 338 00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:27,789 Wait. She's in the Glee Club? 339 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,299 She's... ancient. 340 00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:32,431 Talent doesn't age, sweetheart. 341 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,063 That's Rachel's part, Mr. Schue. 342 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,904 Well, Rachel's not in the Glee Club anymore. 343 00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:40,137 Thanks, Finn. 344 00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,146 Rachel. 345 00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,842 We're all really excited to see the play. 346 00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:49,551 Make sure you save us a seat in the front row. 347 00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:57,094 �� Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi �� 348 00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:59,790 �� You, you, you, you, you, you, you �� 349 00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:11,643 Kurt? 350 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,076 Hi. 351 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:17,604 I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol. 352 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:24,250 Oh, Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy. 353 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,797 Hey, Em. Just trying to figure out the set list for Saturday. 354 00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:39,860 I just got back from the emergency room. 355 00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:42,270 Had them give me four decontamination showers. 356 00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,275 They call that the full Silkwood. 357 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:48,677 - What happened? - Kurt was drunk and he ralphed on me. 358 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,682 Not really fessing up to how he got the booze just yet... 359 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:55,686 but I'm pretty sure it's not a fake I.D. because he looks like an 11 -year-old milkmaid. 360 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,813 Will, I think it was April. 361 00:20:57,889 --> 00:21:01,120 Her backpack's always clinkin' with empties. 362 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:04,026 I'm so sorry. I-I will... I'll talk to him. 363 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,859 Okay. 364 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,694 I'm, um... 365 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,791 I'm a little bit worried... 366 00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,802 about the Glee Club. 367 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:13,804 So am I. 368 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:18,309 I mean, if we don't place at regionals, it's all over. 369 00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:23,180 We have obligations as teachers, Will... 370 00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:25,546 to give kids opportunities for growth... 371 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,517 and enrichment. 372 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:32,250 With April in Glee, you're taking away a kid's chance to grow... 373 00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:35,657 and you're giving it to someone whose brain is soaked in corn booze. 374 00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:39,159 April's not finished, Emma... 375 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:42,496 and if Glee's gonna win I need to give her a second chance. 376 00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:45,331 She is a talented performer... 377 00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:48,999 and I really think the kids are gonna learn a lot of valuable technique from her. 378 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:52,066 Okay. 379 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,545 But I think you need to think about why you're doing this... 380 00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:58,606 and what you're willing to sacrifice to get it. 381 00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:19,432 You... 382 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:23,804 suck! 383 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,554 Oh. 384 00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:39,556 Rough day at the office, cookie? 385 00:22:39,624 --> 00:22:42,422 I just got a lot on my plate. 386 00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:44,553 It's not easy being in the spotlight. 387 00:22:44,629 --> 00:22:47,962 It's the difficult road I've chosen. 388 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,627 Yeah. I know that song, sister. 389 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:54,160 Um, do you have any NyQuil? I could use a little pick-me-up. 390 00:22:55,974 --> 00:22:58,135 No. 391 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:01,839 These high school boys are a lot hotter than they used to be. 392 00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:05,007 That Finn Hudson is one cutie pie I gots my eye on. 393 00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:09,452 - Finn's taken, April. - Yeah? Well, some guys like a little somethin' on the side. 394 00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:11,819 I think your behavior is totally inappropriate... 395 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:14,450 and your presence in this school is a complete travesty. 396 00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:17,359 What you choose to do with your life is your own business... 397 00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:20,364 but don't go around screwing up everyone else's. 398 00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:23,162 I'm not afraid of you, sweetie. 399 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,796 There was a time when I was the biggest star around here. 400 00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:29,340 And now that I've got that back... 401 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,933 I'm never lettin' it go. 402 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:57,296 Do I have to put my fingers in the holes? 403 00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:59,496 Couldn't there be diseases in there? 404 00:23:59,571 --> 00:24:02,005 Oh, no. Ball sharing is all part of the fun. 405 00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:05,305 Here, use the pink one. 406 00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:07,504 Pink's your favorite color, right? 407 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:13,077 - Now what? - Follow my lead. Come on. 408 00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:18,584 Okay, so, just look at the pins. 409 00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:20,648 Nice and straight. 410 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,401 You sure this is your first time? 411 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,529 �� One that won't make me nervous �� 412 00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:35,835 �� Wonderin' what to do �� 413 00:24:35,907 --> 00:24:41,004 �� One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you �� 414 00:24:41,079 --> 00:24:44,446 - �� When I'm alone with you ���� - Oh-ho-ho! April! 415 00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:47,178 - Whoo-hoo! - You see what you can accomplish when you're sober? 416 00:24:47,252 --> 00:24:50,187 Sober? I'm rollin' on a fistful of horse tranquilizers. 417 00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:52,553 I can't feel my lips. 418 00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:55,559 Oh! You know... 419 00:24:55,627 --> 00:24:58,824 I think I'm gonna keep these shoes. 420 00:24:58,897 --> 00:25:03,857 April, I... I brought you here because I needed to talk to you. 421 00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:05,630 Okay. 422 00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:09,697 I'm concerned that you're a bad influence on the Glee Club. 423 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:16,246 I can't have you around if you're gonna encourage them to make bad choices. 424 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,221 You're right, Will. 425 00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:28,282 As of right now, I'm back on the wagon. 426 00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:31,156 Really? 427 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,333 That's great. 428 00:25:38,436 --> 00:25:40,370 I have to tell you something. 429 00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:43,236 I was in awe of you in high school. 430 00:25:43,308 --> 00:25:46,539 I mean, of all the roads I never traveled in my life... 431 00:25:46,611 --> 00:25:49,171 the one I regret the most was never... 432 00:25:49,247 --> 00:25:51,442 getting the chance to sing with you. 433 00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:53,643 Really? 434 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,982 Yeah. That's how you get better... 435 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:58,147 singing with people who are better than you. 436 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:01,215 You really thought that much of me? 437 00:26:02,193 --> 00:26:04,093 April... 438 00:26:04,162 --> 00:26:07,154 you are the reason I joined Glee Club. 439 00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:11,764 No. 440 00:26:11,836 --> 00:26:13,633 Um... 441 00:26:13,705 --> 00:26:16,003 so your dream was always to sing with me, huh? 442 00:26:17,442 --> 00:26:19,171 Yeah. 443 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:22,543 Well, then come on. Come on! 444 00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:32,118 Hey, April, karaoke's on Wednesdays. Tonight's bingo. 445 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:35,387 - Shut your gravy hole, Barry! - Hey, guys. 446 00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,985 Uh, happy gambling. Here we go. 447 00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:43,695 �� I hear the ticking of the clock �� 448 00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:47,670 �� I'm lying here The room's pitch dark �� 449 00:26:50,642 --> 00:26:53,805 �� I wonder where you are tonight �� 450 00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:58,178 �� No answer on the telephone �� 451 00:27:00,418 --> 00:27:05,720 �� And the night goes by so very slow �� 452 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:11,353 �� Oh, I hope that it won't end though �� 453 00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:15,263 �� Alone �� 454 00:27:18,269 --> 00:27:19,861 �� Till now �� 455 00:27:19,938 --> 00:27:23,601 �� I always got by on my own �� 456 00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:28,772 �� I never really cared until I met you �� 457 00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:33,949 �� And now it chills me to the bone �� 458 00:27:34,019 --> 00:27:36,920 �� How do I get you alone �� 459 00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:39,252 �� How do I get you alone �� 460 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:42,225 �� How do I get you alone �� 461 00:27:42,293 --> 00:27:44,420 �� How do I get you �� 462 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:49,729 - �� Alone �� - �� Alone �� 463 00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:58,903 - �� Alone �� - �� Alone ���� 464 00:28:06,284 --> 00:28:09,253 This is really good pizza. 465 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:14,155 Yeah, I think they import the pepperoni from Michigan or something. 466 00:28:14,225 --> 00:28:16,318 How's Glee? 467 00:28:16,394 --> 00:28:18,919 Oh, well, everybody misses you. 468 00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:21,591 Mmm, they miss my talent. 469 00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:23,998 No. No. We're your friends. 470 00:28:24,069 --> 00:28:26,503 We just miss having you around. 471 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:33,842 I love Glee. I just don't see the point in wasting my energies someplace I'm not appreciated. 472 00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:36,779 I appreciate you. 473 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,415 It's your last ball. 474 00:28:48,593 --> 00:28:50,584 Just like the first time. 475 00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:52,653 But better. 476 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:06,342 �� And it feels like love �� 477 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,845 �� But it don't mean a lot �� 478 00:29:10,548 --> 00:29:13,210 �� And it feels like love �� 479 00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:15,115 Come back to Glee. 480 00:29:15,186 --> 00:29:18,121 - �� It's all that we've got �� - What about Quinn? 481 00:29:18,189 --> 00:29:22,319 I don't know what's gonna happen in the future. I just wanna spend more time with you now. 482 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:25,658 I'll have to quit the play. 483 00:29:27,298 --> 00:29:29,061 I'll do it. 484 00:29:33,972 --> 00:29:37,203 �� There's a heartbreak beat �� 485 00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:40,176 �� And it feels like love ���� 486 00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:47,714 Maybe Quinn is lactose intolerant. 487 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:50,220 That doesn't explain all the crying. 488 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:53,917 - M- Maybe she just doesn't like the group. - Are you all that stupid? 489 00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:57,723 Seriously. I bet you thought Bert and Ernie were just roommates. 490 00:29:59,430 --> 00:30:02,922 Maybe Quinn's got one in the oven. 491 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:07,567 - Who's the baby's daddy? - Who do you think? 492 00:30:10,942 --> 00:30:13,843 Finn. 493 00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:18,682 Yes, you've heard right. I am returning to Glee Club. 494 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,342 In lieu of flowers... 495 00:30:20,418 --> 00:30:23,216 please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice. 496 00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:26,121 - This is a hot-damn mess. - Oh, my God. 497 00:30:26,191 --> 00:30:30,958 Uh, I'm sorry. I thought I'd be welcomed back with a tad more enthusiasm. 498 00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:34,863 Sorry. Glee Club has just been rocked with its first scandal. 499 00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:36,400 Quinn's knocked up. 500 00:30:36,467 --> 00:30:41,097 And the baby daddy? Finn. 501 00:30:47,212 --> 00:30:50,773 I just wanted to drop off the application for that scholarship you were telling me about. 502 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:54,216 I got Rachel to come back to Glee, so I figure we have a real shot at it. 503 00:30:54,285 --> 00:30:58,278 I'm so proud of you. See what you can accomplish when you set your mind to it? 504 00:31:02,827 --> 00:31:05,387 Finn. 505 00:31:05,463 --> 00:31:08,762 You're a liar. Why didn't you tell me Quinn was pregnant? 506 00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:10,767 - Who told you? - Everyone knows but me. 507 00:31:10,835 --> 00:31:14,430 I'm the only fool who let you kiss me, thinking you actually had feelings for me. 508 00:31:14,505 --> 00:31:17,269 But I... I do. 509 00:31:17,342 --> 00:31:20,743 Yeah, I haven't been totally honest with you, but that's different than lying. 510 00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:23,576 Maybe it's not that much different, but... 511 00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:27,641 But look, I-I need to get a music scholarship so I can go to college... 512 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:31,211 so I can get a good job, so I can take care of my kid. 513 00:31:31,289 --> 00:31:35,521 I can't do that if you don't come back to Glee Club. You should take it as a compliment. 514 00:31:35,593 --> 00:31:38,153 You could've just been honest with me. 515 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:42,465 Look, I know what I did was wrong. 516 00:31:42,533 --> 00:31:45,434 I get that, but... that kiss was real. 517 00:31:45,503 --> 00:31:49,234 Whatever it was, it ruined any chance of me ever coming back to Glee. 518 00:31:49,307 --> 00:31:52,743 Have fun playing house with Quinn while you languish in your little ensemble. 519 00:31:52,810 --> 00:31:55,779 My dreams are bigger than that, and they're bigger than you. 520 00:32:00,385 --> 00:32:03,286 Ms. Sylvester, we need to talk. 521 00:32:03,354 --> 00:32:05,845 If you'd like me to return to the musical, changes need to be made. 522 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,824 Rachel, I couldn't agree with you more. 523 00:32:07,892 --> 00:32:12,352 When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra... 524 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:15,661 I was aroused, then furious. 525 00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:20,295 I hereby grant you complete artistic control. 526 00:32:20,371 --> 00:32:22,134 Congratulations, kiddo. 527 00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:26,233 You now have everything you could possibly want. 528 00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:28,302 Isn't it a great feeling? 529 00:32:36,154 --> 00:32:39,089 �� Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow meow, meow, meow, meow �� 530 00:32:39,157 --> 00:32:42,593 �� Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow meow, meow, meow, meow �� 531 00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:45,595 The house is packed. You guys are gonna kick butt tonight. 532 00:32:45,663 --> 00:32:48,427 Your first performance in front of a real audience. I can't wait! 533 00:32:48,499 --> 00:32:51,263 You guys are gonna love it. W-Where's April? 534 00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:55,932 Yee-haw! Right on cue as usual! 535 00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:59,204 Hey, roller boy. Handsome. Oh, I like that color. 536 00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:03,077 Have you been working on the moves we ta... You've got something right on... 537 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:05,741 Oh! 538 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:08,377 Honk! 539 00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:11,047 - There's my boy! - Are you drunk? 540 00:33:11,122 --> 00:33:14,683 - You promised me you'd sober up for this. - When? Last night? 541 00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:17,694 Well, I was drunk. You can't hold me to that. 542 00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:24,528 Hit it, Knuckles. 543 00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:31,767 April Rhodes almost ran me over in the parking lot just now. 544 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:34,368 You can't let her go on in her condition. 545 00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:37,778 There is an auditorium full of people waiting to see us perform... 546 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,942 and if she doesn't go on none of the kids can. 547 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:43,954 Wow. It's really great how committed you are to these kids. 548 00:33:50,595 --> 00:33:54,361 And now, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome McKinley High School's... 549 00:33:54,432 --> 00:33:56,957 New Directions! 550 00:34:08,546 --> 00:34:10,639 �� Last night I got served �� 551 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,945 �� A little bit too much �� 552 00:34:13,017 --> 00:34:14,780 �� Of that poison, baby �� 553 00:34:14,852 --> 00:34:17,150 �� Last night I did things �� 554 00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:20,679 �� I'm not proud of and I got a little crazy �� 555 00:34:20,758 --> 00:34:23,488 �� Last night I met a guy �� 556 00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:24,926 �� On the dance floor �� 557 00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:29,524 �� And I let him call me baby �� 558 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:35,539 �� And I don't even know his last name �� 559 00:34:35,606 --> 00:34:41,704 �� Oh, my mama would be so ashamed �� 560 00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:44,475 �� It started off "Hey, cutie, where are you from?"�� 561 00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:47,382 �� And then it turned into "Oh, no, what have I done?" �� 562 00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:53,880 �� And I don't even know his last name �� 563 00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:55,323 Whoo! 564 00:34:56,694 --> 00:34:59,162 �� We left the club �� 565 00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:01,323 �� Right around 3:00 �� 566 00:35:01,399 --> 00:35:03,026 �� In the morning �� 567 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:04,898 �� His Pinto sitting there �� 568 00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:06,834 �� In the parking lot �� 569 00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:09,202 �� Well, it shoulda been a warning �� 570 00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:11,002 �� I had no clue �� 571 00:35:11,075 --> 00:35:13,236 �� What I was gettin' into �� 572 00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:17,077 �� So I blame it on the Cuervo �� 573 00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:20,083 �� I don't even know �� 574 00:35:20,151 --> 00:35:23,643 �� My last name �� 575 00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:29,523 �� My mama would be so ashamed �� 576 00:35:29,594 --> 00:35:34,395 �� Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah �� 577 00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:35,727 Whoo! 578 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:42,171 �� Don't even know my last name �� 579 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:45,437 �� Ohh, yeah ���� 580 00:36:23,814 --> 00:36:26,078 I need to talk to you. 581 00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:28,744 Sorry, baby. Had to tinkle. Come on. Act two. 582 00:36:28,819 --> 00:36:30,912 No, I can't let you go back out there. 583 00:36:30,988 --> 00:36:33,320 You broke a promise. 584 00:36:35,293 --> 00:36:37,989 You're right. 585 00:36:38,062 --> 00:36:40,553 It's a great moment for me, but... 586 00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:42,565 it didn't feel right. 587 00:36:42,633 --> 00:36:45,864 I don't belong up there. 588 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:51,239 But everybody deserves their moment in the spotlight, you know, to shine. 589 00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:55,678 Oh, I got that standing ovation, Will... 590 00:36:55,746 --> 00:36:58,306 and it felt amazing... 591 00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:02,443 like every bad decision I'd ever made just went away. 592 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,579 I was back in the game. 593 00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:07,852 But then I look over and I see these sweet faces of these kids... 594 00:37:07,925 --> 00:37:10,485 and I think... 595 00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:12,859 I'm hoggin' their sunshine. 596 00:37:14,465 --> 00:37:16,456 It's their turn now, not yours. 597 00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:21,371 They're so lucky to have you, Will, because... 598 00:37:21,439 --> 00:37:25,637 you won't let what happened to me ever... 599 00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:28,304 happen to any of them. 600 00:37:30,114 --> 00:37:32,446 So, where are you gonna go? 601 00:37:32,516 --> 00:37:34,507 I'll, um... 602 00:37:35,886 --> 00:37:38,878 I'm gonna straighten up. 603 00:37:38,956 --> 00:37:41,186 Maybe try to find a new dream. 604 00:37:42,193 --> 00:37:44,218 I always loved Broadway. 605 00:37:44,295 --> 00:37:46,195 �� Broadway �� 606 00:37:47,231 --> 00:37:49,290 Do you think there's a part out there... 607 00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:51,358 for a washed-up has-been like me? 608 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:53,995 April, you are not washed-up. 609 00:37:55,406 --> 00:37:58,034 And hey, there's always Branson. 610 00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:01,044 Will, Will, Will. 611 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,211 - Thank you. - Oh. 612 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,717 No, no, no. 613 00:38:07,785 --> 00:38:09,946 Thank you. 614 00:38:15,226 --> 00:38:17,217 Branson, eh? 615 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:30,338 They loved us! We're a hit! 616 00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:32,700 W-W-Where's April? 617 00:38:32,777 --> 00:38:36,440 You were right, Mr. Schue. She'd massacre Mariah in a diva-off. 618 00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:38,709 April is amazing. 619 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,176 But she's not in the Glee Club anymore. 620 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:45,413 I... 621 00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:49,550 I, uh... I screwed up bringing her here. 622 00:38:49,627 --> 00:38:52,892 It was about me, and Glee Club is supposed to be about you guys. 623 00:38:52,963 --> 00:38:55,397 You don't need her to be great. 624 00:38:55,466 --> 00:38:57,559 But we need her for the second act. 625 00:38:57,635 --> 00:39:00,263 I'll just tell them we had to cut the show short. 626 00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:03,902 Hey, guys, you were great! 627 00:39:05,109 --> 00:39:06,736 Don't worry. 628 00:39:06,811 --> 00:39:08,779 There will be other performances. 629 00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:11,371 Excuse me. 630 00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:13,940 I think I might have a solution. 631 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:17,749 In show business, when a star can't perform her understudy steps in. 632 00:39:19,223 --> 00:39:21,623 I'd be happy to go on for April, if you'd let me. 633 00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:24,092 Since when are you willing to be an understudy? 634 00:39:24,161 --> 00:39:27,392 - Since I quit the play. - Really? Why? 635 00:39:30,134 --> 00:39:33,501 I realized being a star didn't make me feel as special as being your friend. 636 00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:40,910 If I'd let you down when you needed me the most, I'd never forgive myself. 637 00:39:43,147 --> 00:39:45,342 I know all the words to the song. 638 00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:46,940 You don't know the choreography. 639 00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:52,287 Then we're gonna have to give her a lot of help out there. 640 00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:00,792 Go get in your costume. 641 00:40:02,833 --> 00:40:04,767 Excuse me. 642 00:40:13,677 --> 00:40:16,942 �� Can �� 643 00:40:17,014 --> 00:40:20,711 �� Anybody �� 644 00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:25,018 �� Find me �� 645 00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:29,891 �� Somebody to �� 646 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:33,191 �� Love �� 647 00:40:34,865 --> 00:40:39,029 �� Ohh-ohh-ohh �� 648 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:41,697 �� Each morning I get up I die a little �� 649 00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:43,637 �� Can barely stand on my feet �� 650 00:40:43,707 --> 00:40:47,302 - �� Take a look at yourself �� - �� Take a look in the mirror �� 651 00:40:47,378 --> 00:40:50,506 - �� And cry �� - �� And cry, Lord, what you doin' to me �� 652 00:40:50,581 --> 00:40:53,778 - �� I spent all my years believin' you �� - �� Believin' you �� 653 00:40:53,851 --> 00:40:57,218 �� But I just can't get no relief, Lord �� 654 00:40:57,288 --> 00:41:00,052 �� Somebody, ohh, somebody �� 655 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:03,924 �� Can anybody find me �� 656 00:41:03,994 --> 00:41:07,293 �� Somebody to love �� 657 00:41:07,364 --> 00:41:09,832 �� Anybody �� 658 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:13,028 �� Find me someone to love �� 659 00:41:13,103 --> 00:41:15,367 �� Got no feel, I got no rhythm �� 660 00:41:15,439 --> 00:41:17,430 �� I just keep losin' my beat �� 661 00:41:17,508 --> 00:41:21,000 - �� You just keep losin' and losin' �� - �� I'm okay, I'm all right �� 662 00:41:21,078 --> 00:41:24,445 - �� She's all right, she's all right �� - �� I ain't gonna face no defeat �� 663 00:41:24,515 --> 00:41:27,780 �� I just gotta get out of this prison cell �� 664 00:41:27,852 --> 00:41:30,047 �� Someday I'm gonna be free �� 665 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:34,250 �� Lord �� 666 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:40,355 �� Find me somebody to love Find me somebody to love �� 667 00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:43,628 �� Find me somebody to love �� 668 00:41:43,701 --> 00:41:46,693 �� Find me somebody to love �� 669 00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:52,970 �� Find me somebody to love Find me somebody to love �� 670 00:41:53,043 --> 00:41:55,705 �� Find me somebody to love �� 671 00:41:55,779 --> 00:41:59,738 - �� Somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody �� - �� Ohh, find me �� 672 00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:01,546 �� Somebody find me somebody to love �� 673 00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:06,886 �� Can anybody find me �� 674 00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:10,893 �� Somebody to �� 675 00:42:10,961 --> 00:42:17,298 �� Love �� 676 00:42:18,669 --> 00:42:20,398 �� Find me �� 677 00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:24,305 �� Somebody to love �� 678 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,310 - �� Somebody find me �� - �� Find me �� 679 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:31,144 - �� Somebody find me �� - �� Find me somebody to love �� 680 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:34,514 - �� Find me somebody �� - �� Somebody to love �� 681 00:42:34,585 --> 00:42:37,748 - �� Somebody �� - �� Find me �� 682 00:42:37,821 --> 00:42:40,415 - �� Somebody �� - �� Somebody to �� 683 00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:49,422 �� To love ����55286

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