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- Here's what happened last week.
Quinn told Finn...
- I'm pregnant.
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- But she didn't tell him
that he's not the father... Puck is.
- What's up, MILF?
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- Can you believe that?
- Wow.
- That's not the only baby drama.
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Terri says she's pregnant, but really she's faking
and Mr. Schuester doesn't know.
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Oh, my God.
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Rachel quit the Glee Club because Sue
got Sandy to come back to direct a musical.
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And that's what you missed on Glee.
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�� A singer in a smoky room ��
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�� A smell of wine
and cheap perfume ��
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�� For a smile they can share the night ��
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�� It goes on and on and on and on ����
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Quinn, you okay?
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I think she just had
a bad breakfast burrito.
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- Can we please talk about
the giant elephant in the room?
- Your sexuality?
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- Rachel. We can't do it without her.
- That's not true.
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We may have to layer Santana or Mercedes
over Quinn's solo...
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but... we'll be fine.
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Maybe for the invitationals,
but not for the sectionals.
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- Certainly not the regionals.
- The wheelchair kid's right.
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Rachel makes me wanna light myself on fire,
but she can sing.
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Rachel left, guys. She's gone.
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Now, if we're gonna make this thing work,
we can't look back.
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Take five, guys.
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Um, Mr. Schue?
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I don't wanna tell you
how to do your job...
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but with all the dancing around that Quinn's
doing, I'm kinda worried about the baby.
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Yeah. Yeah, I get it. Um...
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How about I give Tina
a few of her verses? Okay?
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- Okay.
- You think you might wanna tell
your mom what's going on?
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I think I'd rather
handle it myself right now.
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My mom's got enough to worry about.
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How come you haven't had
any morning sickness?
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Quinn Fabray's been upchucking
every 15 minutes.
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Really?
That's a really good sign.
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That means the baby's not a mongoloid.
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- Well, is it bad that you haven't been sick then?
- Oh, no, honey...
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No, no, you should ask Howard Bamboo
about my Linda Blair impersonations...
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every half hour at work.
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Mmm.
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I don't know what I'm gonna do
about this whole Rachel thing.
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- Would you like anything else?
- Another piece of grasshopper pie.
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- What, are you going for the record?
- I'm with child.
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Did you go to McKinley High?
I think I had you in my Spanish class.
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Yeah, like, five years ago.
I go to Carmel now.
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How is that possible?
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- You must be 22.
- Twenty-four.
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I'm a six-year senior. They keep failing me
so I can stay in Vocal Adrenaline.
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- They fail you on purpose?
- Yeah.
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- Is that legal?
- I'm the only one who can do the triple flip.
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Yeah. Hey, how about
that other piece of pie?
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How about it?
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Honey, are you all right?
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Yeah.
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Fine.
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So, have I done something wrong?
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Oh, no. No, no. Absolutely not.
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No, um, actually, I've just, um...
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taken a special interest in you.
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Look, I know sometimes that life
can come at you pretty fast...
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and you reach a point where
you might just need a little, um...
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special guidance.
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Has someone told you something
about my personal life?
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- Nope. Mm-mmm.
- Can you keep a secret?
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But, you know, there are very few students
that ever get athletic scholarships.
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Okay? But there are a lot of schools that
give full rides to students who excel in music.
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Students like yourself.
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Maybe if you were able to go to college...
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you wouldn't, say, end up stuck in this town
in a dead-end job...
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living hand-to-mouth with a wife and a kid
you never intended to have.
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That's just something
off the top of my head.
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You think if I stuck with Glee
that I could get a scholarship?
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It's definitely a possibility.
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If you did well at regionals,
maybe you could generate some interest.
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- But we lost Rachel.
You think we can do it without her?
- Sure!
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Do you think we can win regionals
without Rachel?
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Remember the Jamaican bobsled team?
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Big long-shots.
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Definitely.
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But if you're concerned about your future...
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and those who may be
a part of your future soon...
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maybe you could just give Rachel a talk,
see if you can get her to come back.
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How does it feel to be just a sophomore
and get the lead in the school musical?
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It's an honor.
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Frankly, one I feel I've earned.
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If there's anything I've learned in my 16 years
on the stage it's that stars are rare...
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and when they're found
you have to let them shine.
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Show me your bra.
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- You mean, the one I'm wearing?
- Quid pro quo, Rachel.
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If you want a good review, show me
your over-the-shoulder boulder holder.
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No way! You can't do that!
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My performance will stand on its own.
Besides, no one reads the school paper anyway.
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Oh, but I'll post
my scathing review online.
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You'll be finished
on the high school stage.
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Now get those sweater puppies
out of their cashmere cage.
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Sorry I'm late. My Vespa had a flat.
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Give me a minute
and I will be ready for my interview.
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We're actually not gonna need any quotes
from you for the article, Mr. Ryerson.
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Do the right thing.
All the great actresses take their clothes off.
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Well, I have no problem with nudity.
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Let me tell you about
my planned production of Equus.
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Have you ever hung out at a stable?
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Uh-oh.
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- Hey, what are you doing?
- Uh, nothing!
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Just... getting the star treatment
I didn't get in Glee.
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- Totally.
- It's times like these
I know I've chosen the right path.
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I'm never going back to Glee.
It's clear my talent is too big for an ensemble.
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- Not gonna get an argument from me.
- I'm not?
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No. You're, like,
the most talented person I know.
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Even more than that guy at the mall
who can juggle chain saws.
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I just wanted to let you know that
if you need someone to run lines with...
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I'm available.
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There is a lot of dialogue.
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I figured we could go somewhere quiet,
maybe with low lighting and...
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Let me know.
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I could get fired for this.
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She was a student 15 years ago.
No one is gonna care.
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See? I-I knew it!
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She never graduated.
She quit with, like, three credits to go.
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I, um, saw her picture
in the folder. Pretty.
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- Pretty?
- Mmm.
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April Rhodes was a goddess.
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The most talented performer
in McKinley Glee Club history.
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When she sang, it was mesmerizing.
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She was my first crush.
I was a freshman, she was a senior.
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Wait, hold on... 'Cause I thought you said
your wife was your first crush.
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That's because April
didn't even look at me.
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Oh, crap. There's no forwarding address.
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So then you've had feelings
for someone other than your wife.
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I'd love to play This Is Your Life,
but Lord Google demands my attention.
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Okay, just wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Reaching back into your past
is a dangerous business. Okay?
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People can change.
They can, um, disappoint you.
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- I think I can handle it.
- I thought I could too. Just hear me out.
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A few years ago I started
an online flirtation...
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with a high school flame, Andy.
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Things got weird, and I called it off.
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And two months later...
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Versace was dead.
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Dead.
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Okay. April Rhodes, Lima, Ohio.
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Oh! She has a MySpace page.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, and here's a link to
her own personal Web site.
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She's online.
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Hi, April.
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Not sure if you remember me,
but my name is Will Schuester.
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"35 Bontempo Road, between 2:00 and 3:00.
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Bring buffalo wings."
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�� Seemed like the real thing only to find ��
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�� Much mistrust ��
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�� Love gone behind ��
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April.
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Hello. Are you Will?
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Y-You remember me?
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Mmm. No. But I don't remember breakfast.
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Come on in.
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�� Seemed like the real thing
but I was so blind ����
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Mmm. So...
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did I sleep with you?
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l-l-l-I was a freshman
when you were a senior.
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So, did I sleep with you?
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No.
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Can I get you a drink?
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I just cracked open a fresh box of wine.
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This is a great place you have.
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Looks like you're doing well for yourself.
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I get five or six appointments on a good day,
from my World Wide Web page...
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so I do okay for myself.
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Why don't you have a seat,
take off that jacket...
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and I'm gonna slip into something
a little more comfortable.
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Uh...
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So, this is a beautiful five-bedroom
with wood-burning fireplace and...
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You!
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This is the third time this week!
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- Who are you?
- I'm Sandra with Oakcrest Realty.
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She is a squatter. This is a bank-owned property.
The owners foreclosed six months ago.
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Let me just get my vino
and I'll be out of your hair.
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- Hold that. Just...
- Oh. Okay.
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Nice place.
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- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah.
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What happened to you, April?
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In high school you were
really going places.
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You had a voice like a dream.
Everyone loved you.
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Oh, I hitched my star to the wrong wagon.
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Me and my high school sweetheart Vinnie
were convinced we were going to be stars...
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so we dropped out of school
and hitchhiked our way to the Broadway.
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We ended up in Cleveland slinging hash
at Ralph's Bait Shop and Waffle House.
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Then Ralph had an affair with Vinnie.
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I had a set of mixed-race twins.
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And those were the good times.
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April...
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I think your struggle is really moving...
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and I wanna help you
get back on your feet.
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I happen to know that you're only
three credits shy of your diploma.
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I can put you in my Spanish class.
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And I know you're an amazing singer.
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I want you to be in the Glee Club.
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We'll get you sobered up,
find you some underwear.
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It's not too late for you, April.
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What do you say?
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Guys, I'd like to introduce you
to someone very special.
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This is April Rhodes.
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She's our newest member.
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Wait, so old people
can join Glee Club now?
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Old, huh? You guys look like
the world's worst Benetton ad.
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Mr. Schuester,
this seems like a terrible idea.
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April is a great singer.
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And she never graduated.
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We appreciate what you're trying to do,
but she's no Rachel.
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- Who's Rachel?
- Sh-Sh-She's kind of our star.
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Your star, eh?
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- Well, where is she?
- She left.
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To be the lead in Cabaret.
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Hey, Tinkles,
gimme "Maybe This Time" in B-flat.
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And don't let me catch you snoozin' .
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�� Maybe this time ��
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�� I'll be lucky ��
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�� Maybe this time he'll stay ��
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�� Maybe this time ��
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�� For the first time ��
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�� Love won't hurry away ��
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�� He will hold me fast ��
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�� I'll be home at last ��
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�� Not a loser ��
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�� Anymore ��
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�� Like the last time ��
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�� And the time before ��
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�� Everybody ��
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�� Loves a winner ��
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�� So nobody loved me ��
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�� Lady Peaceful ��
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�� Lady Happy ��
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�� That's what I long to be ��
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�� All the odds are ��
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�� They're in my favor ��
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�� Something's bound to begin ��
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�� It's gonna happen ��
Ha-ha!
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�� Happen sometime ��
239
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,601
�� Maybe this time I'll win ��
240
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:05,132
�� 'Cause everybody ��
241
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,372
�� They love a winner ��
242
00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:12,447
�� So nobody loved me ��
243
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,986
�� Lady Peaceful ��
244
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,818
�� Lady Happy ��
245
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:23,351
�� That's what I long to be ��
246
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:25,761
�� All the odds are ��
247
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:28,391
�� They're in my favor ��
248
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:33,427
�� Something's bound to give in ��
249
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,302
�� It's gonna happen ��
250
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:38,309
�� Happen sometime ��
251
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,641
�� Maybe this time ��
252
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,273
�� Maybe this time ��
253
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,112
�� I'll ��
254
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,515
- �� Win ��
- �� I'll ��
255
00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:51,386
�� Win ��
256
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:57,020
�� Win ����
257
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,536
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
258
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:17,539
So, if I were to say,
"I'm going to Mexico for the day"...
259
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:20,380
would I use "por" or "para"?
260
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,852
- April.
- Para.
261
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,914
- Por.
- Oh.
262
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:29,324
I guess I'd better
pour myself another cran-tini.
263
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,522
I'm just kiddin' .
264
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,565
It's hot chocolate.
265
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:37,363
All right, remember, guys,
oral reports Wednesday.
266
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,870
April, can I talk to you for a second?
267
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:44,035
I'm sorry, Will. The old noodle
just ain't what she used to be.
268
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,634
I huffed a lot of
upholstery cleaner in the '90s.
269
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,646
Look, April...
270
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:50,978
I've been talking to the Glee kids...
271
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:55,043
and, um, I think they're still not so sure
about having you around.
272
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:59,380
You draw a lot of attention to yourself...
273
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,392
and they're
embarrassed enough as it is.
274
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:05,157
So do you think you could maybe take
some time and try to win them over?
275
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,768
Yeah.
276
00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:12,770
Mmm. Smells like my aunt Mildred.
277
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:14,829
Just drink it.
278
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:19,705
Sweet, with a bit of an afterburny taste.
279
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:22,212
Oh, good Chablis should
always have a little bite.
280
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:25,717
A few swigs of that every day before school
and you'll have all the courage you need...
281
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,718
to be yourself.
282
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:29,720
- Really?
- Oh, yeah!
283
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,915
That's fantastic.
284
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,392
So is my primo collection
of vintage muscle magazines. Want 'em?
285
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:38,123
Mr. Schuester, I changed my mind.
286
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:40,791
April should stay. I worship her.
287
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,430
�� You make my dreams come true ��
288
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,632
Oh, no. You gotta be more natural.
289
00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:50,402
I c-c-can't do this.
290
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,410
I don't understand why we're
doing this in the first place.
291
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:56,141
Your lack of imagination astounds me.
This is only the beginning.
292
00:16:56,215 --> 00:17:00,743
If you can master this, you can sneak anything
out of a store between your knees.
293
00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:03,014
Shoes, prom dresses.
294
00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:07,047
I once got a cake out of a kid's
birthday party with the candles still lit!
295
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:11,152
- Are you sure?
- She can stay.
296
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,754
T-T-Totally.
297
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:18,001
�� You make my dreams come true ��
298
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,662
�� Ooh-ooh ����
299
00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:23,469
Don't tickle me!
300
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:29,842
�� What good is sitting ��
301
00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:31,815
�� Alone in your room ��
302
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:36,014
- This is terrible.
- �� Come hear the music play ��
303
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,818
- This is a disaster.
- �� Life is ��
304
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,256
- �� A cabaret ��
- Gonna barf!
305
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,589
- �� Old chum ��
- Boring!
306
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:45,027
�� Come to the cabaret ����
307
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,655
No, no, no, no, no!
308
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,496
I don't know what you want.
309
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:53,868
Well, I know what I don't want,
and it is all of this.
310
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:57,272
When I gave you this part I thought you
could handle it, but clearly you can't.
311
00:17:57,342 --> 00:18:03,212
What this show needs is a star
with a little bit more maturity.
312
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:06,877
I know what you're trying to do. You're trying
to get me to quit so you can be the star.
313
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:11,048
Well, it won't work.
I'm not going anywhere.
314
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,518
I'll say.
315
00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:22,190
I'm sleeping with him.
316
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,825
So am I.
317
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:28,229
- This play's weird.
- That's Mr. Ryerson's favorite line.
318
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:30,241
You're a really good actor, Finn.
319
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,971
Maybe you should consider
joining the musical.
320
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:36,913
Um, I'm pretty devoted to Glee.
I don't think I could just walk away from it.
321
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:40,008
I know how hard it was for you.
322
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:43,680
But I could justify doing both
if you came back.
323
00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:46,553
But we both know that's not gonna happen.
324
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,752
- Do you know what we should do?
- Elope?
325
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:51,261
- What?
- Nothing.
326
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,230
We should go bowling.
327
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,357
You're always so stressed out
about the play.
328
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:58,028
You just need to loosen up.
329
00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:02,233
I always go bowling whenever I'm worked up
about a big game or something.
330
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:05,733
- Just us?
- Yeah.
331
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:09,113
Yeah, th-th-that would be great.
332
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:11,672
I-I am really stressed out.
333
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:14,344
But that's the price you pay for being a star.
334
00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,353
Don't I know it.
335
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:19,447
Hey, Rachel. April Rhodes, Rachel Berry.
336
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:23,859
Can you give us the room? We need to teach
April the cues for "Don't Stop Believin'."
337
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,692
Wait. She's singing the female lead?
338
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:27,789
Wait. She's in the Glee Club?
339
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,299
She's... ancient.
340
00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:32,431
Talent doesn't age, sweetheart.
341
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,063
That's Rachel's part, Mr. Schue.
342
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,904
Well, Rachel's not
in the Glee Club anymore.
343
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:40,137
Thanks, Finn.
344
00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,146
Rachel.
345
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,842
We're all really excited to see the play.
346
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:49,551
Make sure you save us
a seat in the front row.
347
00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:57,094
�� Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi ��
348
00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:59,790
�� You, you, you, you, you, you, you ��
349
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:11,643
Kurt?
350
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,076
Hi.
351
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:17,604
I'm a girl who knows her solvents,
and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.
352
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:24,250
Oh, Bambi, I cried so hard
when those hunters shot your mommy.
353
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,797
Hey, Em. Just trying to figure out
the set list for Saturday.
354
00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:39,860
I just got back from the emergency room.
355
00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:42,270
Had them give me
four decontamination showers.
356
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,275
They call that the full Silkwood.
357
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:48,677
- What happened?
- Kurt was drunk and he ralphed on me.
358
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,682
Not really fessing up to
how he got the booze just yet...
359
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:55,686
but I'm pretty sure it's not a fake I.D. because
he looks like an 11 -year-old milkmaid.
360
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,813
Will, I think it was April.
361
00:20:57,889 --> 00:21:01,120
Her backpack's
always clinkin' with empties.
362
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:04,026
I'm so sorry. I-I will... I'll talk to him.
363
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,859
Okay.
364
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,694
I'm, um...
365
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,791
I'm a little bit worried...
366
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,802
about the Glee Club.
367
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:13,804
So am I.
368
00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:18,309
I mean, if we don't place
at regionals, it's all over.
369
00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:23,180
We have obligations as teachers, Will...
370
00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:25,546
to give kids opportunities for growth...
371
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,517
and enrichment.
372
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:32,250
With April in Glee, you're taking away
a kid's chance to grow...
373
00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:35,657
and you're giving it to someone
whose brain is soaked in corn booze.
374
00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:39,159
April's not finished, Emma...
375
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:42,496
and if Glee's gonna win
I need to give her a second chance.
376
00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:45,331
She is a talented performer...
377
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:48,999
and I really think the kids are gonna learn
a lot of valuable technique from her.
378
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:52,066
Okay.
379
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,545
But I think you need to think
about why you're doing this...
380
00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:58,606
and what you're
willing to sacrifice to get it.
381
00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:19,432
You...
382
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:23,804
suck!
383
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,554
Oh.
384
00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:39,556
Rough day at the office, cookie?
385
00:22:39,624 --> 00:22:42,422
I just got a lot on my plate.
386
00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:44,553
It's not easy being in the spotlight.
387
00:22:44,629 --> 00:22:47,962
It's the difficult road I've chosen.
388
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,627
Yeah. I know that song, sister.
389
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:54,160
Um, do you have any NyQuil?
I could use a little pick-me-up.
390
00:22:55,974 --> 00:22:58,135
No.
391
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:01,839
These high school boys
are a lot hotter than they used to be.
392
00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:05,007
That Finn Hudson is one cutie pie
I gots my eye on.
393
00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:09,452
- Finn's taken, April.
- Yeah? Well, some guys
like a little somethin' on the side.
394
00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:11,819
I think your behavior
is totally inappropriate...
395
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:14,450
and your presence in this school
is a complete travesty.
396
00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:17,359
What you choose to do with your life
is your own business...
397
00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:20,364
but don't go around
screwing up everyone else's.
398
00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:23,162
I'm not afraid of you, sweetie.
399
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,796
There was a time when I was
the biggest star around here.
400
00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:29,340
And now that I've got that back...
401
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,933
I'm never lettin' it go.
402
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:57,296
Do I have to put my fingers in the holes?
403
00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:59,496
Couldn't there be diseases in there?
404
00:23:59,571 --> 00:24:02,005
Oh, no. Ball sharing
is all part of the fun.
405
00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:05,305
Here, use the pink one.
406
00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:07,504
Pink's your favorite color, right?
407
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:13,077
- Now what?
- Follow my lead. Come on.
408
00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:18,584
Okay, so, just look at the pins.
409
00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:20,648
Nice and straight.
410
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,401
You sure this is your first time?
411
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,529
�� One that won't make me nervous ��
412
00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:35,835
�� Wonderin' what to do ��
413
00:24:35,907 --> 00:24:41,004
�� One that makes me feel like
I feel when I'm with you ��
414
00:24:41,079 --> 00:24:44,446
- �� When I'm alone with you ����
- Oh-ho-ho! April!
415
00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:47,178
- Whoo-hoo!
- You see what you can accomplish
when you're sober?
416
00:24:47,252 --> 00:24:50,187
Sober? I'm rollin' on a fistful
of horse tranquilizers.
417
00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:52,553
I can't feel my lips.
418
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:55,559
Oh! You know...
419
00:24:55,627 --> 00:24:58,824
I think I'm gonna keep these shoes.
420
00:24:58,897 --> 00:25:03,857
April, I... I brought you here
because I needed to talk to you.
421
00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:05,630
Okay.
422
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:09,697
I'm concerned that
you're a bad influence on the Glee Club.
423
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:16,246
I can't have you around if you're gonna
encourage them to make bad choices.
424
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,221
You're right, Will.
425
00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:28,282
As of right now, I'm back on the wagon.
426
00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:31,156
Really?
427
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,333
That's great.
428
00:25:38,436 --> 00:25:40,370
I have to tell you something.
429
00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:43,236
I was in awe of you in high school.
430
00:25:43,308 --> 00:25:46,539
I mean, of all the roads
I never traveled in my life...
431
00:25:46,611 --> 00:25:49,171
the one I regret the most was never...
432
00:25:49,247 --> 00:25:51,442
getting the chance to sing with you.
433
00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:53,643
Really?
434
00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,982
Yeah. That's how you get better...
435
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:58,147
singing with people
who are better than you.
436
00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:01,215
You really thought that much of me?
437
00:26:02,193 --> 00:26:04,093
April...
438
00:26:04,162 --> 00:26:07,154
you are the reason I joined Glee Club.
439
00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:11,764
No.
440
00:26:11,836 --> 00:26:13,633
Um...
441
00:26:13,705 --> 00:26:16,003
so your dream was always
to sing with me, huh?
442
00:26:17,442 --> 00:26:19,171
Yeah.
443
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:22,543
Well, then come on. Come on!
444
00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:32,118
Hey, April, karaoke's on Wednesdays.
Tonight's bingo.
445
00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:35,387
- Shut your gravy hole, Barry!
- Hey, guys.
446
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,985
Uh, happy gambling. Here we go.
447
00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:43,695
�� I hear the ticking of the clock ��
448
00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:47,670
�� I'm lying here
The room's pitch dark ��
449
00:26:50,642 --> 00:26:53,805
�� I wonder where you are tonight ��
450
00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:58,178
�� No answer on the telephone ��
451
00:27:00,418 --> 00:27:05,720
�� And the night goes by
so very slow ��
452
00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:11,353
�� Oh, I hope that it won't end though ��
453
00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:15,263
�� Alone ��
454
00:27:18,269 --> 00:27:19,861
�� Till now ��
455
00:27:19,938 --> 00:27:23,601
�� I always got by on my own ��
456
00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:28,772
�� I never really cared until I met you ��
457
00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:33,949
�� And now it chills me to the bone ��
458
00:27:34,019 --> 00:27:36,920
�� How do I get you alone ��
459
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:39,252
�� How do I get you alone ��
460
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:42,225
�� How do I get you alone ��
461
00:27:42,293 --> 00:27:44,420
�� How do I get you ��
462
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:49,729
- �� Alone ��
- �� Alone ��
463
00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:58,903
- �� Alone ��
- �� Alone ����
464
00:28:06,284 --> 00:28:09,253
This is really good pizza.
465
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:14,155
Yeah, I think they import
the pepperoni from Michigan or something.
466
00:28:14,225 --> 00:28:16,318
How's Glee?
467
00:28:16,394 --> 00:28:18,919
Oh, well, everybody misses you.
468
00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:21,591
Mmm, they miss my talent.
469
00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:23,998
No. No. We're your friends.
470
00:28:24,069 --> 00:28:26,503
We just miss having you around.
471
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:33,842
I love Glee. I just don't see the point in wasting
my energies someplace I'm not appreciated.
472
00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:36,779
I appreciate you.
473
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,415
It's your last ball.
474
00:28:48,593 --> 00:28:50,584
Just like the first time.
475
00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:52,653
But better.
476
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:06,342
�� And it feels like love ��
477
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,845
�� But it don't mean a lot ��
478
00:29:10,548 --> 00:29:13,210
�� And it feels like love ��
479
00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:15,115
Come back to Glee.
480
00:29:15,186 --> 00:29:18,121
- �� It's all that we've got ��
- What about Quinn?
481
00:29:18,189 --> 00:29:22,319
I don't know what's gonna happen in the future.
I just wanna spend more time with you now.
482
00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:25,658
I'll have to quit the play.
483
00:29:27,298 --> 00:29:29,061
I'll do it.
484
00:29:33,972 --> 00:29:37,203
�� There's a heartbreak beat ��
485
00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:40,176
�� And it feels like love ����
486
00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:47,714
Maybe Quinn is lactose intolerant.
487
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:50,220
That doesn't explain all the crying.
488
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:53,917
- M- Maybe she just doesn't like the group.
- Are you all that stupid?
489
00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:57,723
Seriously. I bet you thought
Bert and Ernie were just roommates.
490
00:29:59,430 --> 00:30:02,922
Maybe Quinn's got one in the oven.
491
00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:07,567
- Who's the baby's daddy?
- Who do you think?
492
00:30:10,942 --> 00:30:13,843
Finn.
493
00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:18,682
Yes, you've heard right.
I am returning to Glee Club.
494
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,342
In lieu of flowers...
495
00:30:20,418 --> 00:30:23,216
please send all donations to a socially
conscious charity of your choice.
496
00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:26,121
- This is a hot-damn mess.
- Oh, my God.
497
00:30:26,191 --> 00:30:30,958
Uh, I'm sorry. I thought I'd be welcomed
back with a tad more enthusiasm.
498
00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:34,863
Sorry. Glee Club has just been
rocked with its first scandal.
499
00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:36,400
Quinn's knocked up.
500
00:30:36,467 --> 00:30:41,097
And the baby daddy? Finn.
501
00:30:47,212 --> 00:30:50,773
I just wanted to drop off the
application for that scholarship
you were telling me about.
502
00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:54,216
I got Rachel to come back to Glee,
so I figure we have a real shot at it.
503
00:30:54,285 --> 00:30:58,278
I'm so proud of you. See what you can
accomplish when you set your mind to it?
504
00:31:02,827 --> 00:31:05,387
Finn.
505
00:31:05,463 --> 00:31:08,762
You're a liar.
Why didn't you tell me Quinn was pregnant?
506
00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:10,767
- Who told you?
- Everyone knows but me.
507
00:31:10,835 --> 00:31:14,430
I'm the only fool who let you kiss me,
thinking you actually had feelings for me.
508
00:31:14,505 --> 00:31:17,269
But I... I do.
509
00:31:17,342 --> 00:31:20,743
Yeah, I haven't been totally honest with you,
but that's different than lying.
510
00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:23,576
Maybe it's not that much different, but...
511
00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:27,641
But look, I-I need to get a music
scholarship so I can go to college...
512
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:31,211
so I can get a good job,
so I can take care of my kid.
513
00:31:31,289 --> 00:31:35,521
I can't do that if you don't come back to Glee Club.
You should take it as a compliment.
514
00:31:35,593 --> 00:31:38,153
You could've just been honest with me.
515
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:42,465
Look, I know what I did was wrong.
516
00:31:42,533 --> 00:31:45,434
I get that, but... that kiss was real.
517
00:31:45,503 --> 00:31:49,234
Whatever it was, it ruined any chance
of me ever coming back to Glee.
518
00:31:49,307 --> 00:31:52,743
Have fun playing house with Quinn
while you languish in your little ensemble.
519
00:31:52,810 --> 00:31:55,779
My dreams are bigger than that,
and they're bigger than you.
520
00:32:00,385 --> 00:32:03,286
Ms. Sylvester, we need to talk.
521
00:32:03,354 --> 00:32:05,845
If you'd like me to return to the musical,
changes need to be made.
522
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,824
Rachel, I couldn't agree with you more.
523
00:32:07,892 --> 00:32:12,352
When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself
into a scene as Queen Cleopatra...
524
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:15,661
I was aroused, then furious.
525
00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:20,295
I hereby grant you
complete artistic control.
526
00:32:20,371 --> 00:32:22,134
Congratulations, kiddo.
527
00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:26,233
You now have everything
you could possibly want.
528
00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:28,302
Isn't it a great feeling?
529
00:32:36,154 --> 00:32:39,089
�� Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
meow, meow, meow, meow ��
530
00:32:39,157 --> 00:32:42,593
�� Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
meow, meow, meow, meow ��
531
00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:45,595
The house is packed.
You guys are gonna kick butt tonight.
532
00:32:45,663 --> 00:32:48,427
Your first performance
in front of a real audience. I can't wait!
533
00:32:48,499 --> 00:32:51,263
You guys are gonna love it.
W-Where's April?
534
00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:55,932
Yee-haw!
Right on cue as usual!
535
00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:59,204
Hey, roller boy. Handsome.
Oh, I like that color.
536
00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:03,077
Have you been working on the moves we ta...
You've got something right on...
537
00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:05,741
Oh!
538
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:08,377
Honk!
539
00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:11,047
- There's my boy!
- Are you drunk?
540
00:33:11,122 --> 00:33:14,683
- You promised me you'd sober up for this.
- When? Last night?
541
00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:17,694
Well, I was drunk.
You can't hold me to that.
542
00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:24,528
Hit it, Knuckles.
543
00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:31,767
April Rhodes almost ran me over
in the parking lot just now.
544
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:34,368
You can't let her go on in her condition.
545
00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:37,778
There is an auditorium full of people
waiting to see us perform...
546
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,942
and if she doesn't go on
none of the kids can.
547
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:43,954
Wow. It's really great
how committed you are to these kids.
548
00:33:50,595 --> 00:33:54,361
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome McKinley High School's...
549
00:33:54,432 --> 00:33:56,957
New Directions!
550
00:34:08,546 --> 00:34:10,639
�� Last night I got served ��
551
00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,945
�� A little bit too much ��
552
00:34:13,017 --> 00:34:14,780
�� Of that poison, baby ��
553
00:34:14,852 --> 00:34:17,150
�� Last night I did things ��
554
00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:20,679
�� I'm not proud of
and I got a little crazy ��
555
00:34:20,758 --> 00:34:23,488
�� Last night I met a guy ��
556
00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:24,926
�� On the dance floor ��
557
00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:29,524
�� And I let him call me baby ��
558
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:35,539
�� And I don't even know his last name ��
559
00:34:35,606 --> 00:34:41,704
�� Oh, my mama would be so ashamed ��
560
00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:44,475
�� It started off
"Hey, cutie, where are you from?"��
561
00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:47,382
�� And then it turned into
"Oh, no, what have I done?" ��
562
00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:53,880
�� And I don't even know his last name ��
563
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:55,323
Whoo!
564
00:34:56,694 --> 00:34:59,162
�� We left the club ��
565
00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:01,323
�� Right around 3:00 ��
566
00:35:01,399 --> 00:35:03,026
�� In the morning ��
567
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:04,898
�� His Pinto sitting there ��
568
00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:06,834
�� In the parking lot ��
569
00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:09,202
�� Well, it shoulda been a warning ��
570
00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:11,002
�� I had no clue ��
571
00:35:11,075 --> 00:35:13,236
�� What I was gettin' into ��
572
00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:17,077
�� So I blame it on the Cuervo ��
573
00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:20,083
�� I don't even know ��
574
00:35:20,151 --> 00:35:23,643
�� My last name ��
575
00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:29,523
�� My mama would be so ashamed ��
576
00:35:29,594 --> 00:35:34,395
�� Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah ��
577
00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:35,727
Whoo!
578
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:42,171
�� Don't even know my last name ��
579
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:45,437
�� Ohh, yeah ����
580
00:36:23,814 --> 00:36:26,078
I need to talk to you.
581
00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:28,744
Sorry, baby. Had to tinkle.
Come on. Act two.
582
00:36:28,819 --> 00:36:30,912
No, I can't let you go back out there.
583
00:36:30,988 --> 00:36:33,320
You broke a promise.
584
00:36:35,293 --> 00:36:37,989
You're right.
585
00:36:38,062 --> 00:36:40,553
It's a great moment for me, but...
586
00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:42,565
it didn't feel right.
587
00:36:42,633 --> 00:36:45,864
I don't belong up there.
588
00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:51,239
But everybody deserves their moment
in the spotlight, you know, to shine.
589
00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:55,678
Oh, I got that standing ovation, Will...
590
00:36:55,746 --> 00:36:58,306
and it felt amazing...
591
00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:02,443
like every bad decision
I'd ever made just went away.
592
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,579
I was back in the game.
593
00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:07,852
But then I look over
and I see these sweet faces of these kids...
594
00:37:07,925 --> 00:37:10,485
and I think...
595
00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:12,859
I'm hoggin' their sunshine.
596
00:37:14,465 --> 00:37:16,456
It's their turn now, not yours.
597
00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:21,371
They're so lucky
to have you, Will, because...
598
00:37:21,439 --> 00:37:25,637
you won't let what happened to me ever...
599
00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:28,304
happen to any of them.
600
00:37:30,114 --> 00:37:32,446
So, where are you gonna go?
601
00:37:32,516 --> 00:37:34,507
I'll, um...
602
00:37:35,886 --> 00:37:38,878
I'm gonna straighten up.
603
00:37:38,956 --> 00:37:41,186
Maybe try to find a new dream.
604
00:37:42,193 --> 00:37:44,218
I always loved Broadway.
605
00:37:44,295 --> 00:37:46,195
�� Broadway ��
606
00:37:47,231 --> 00:37:49,290
Do you think there's a part out there...
607
00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:51,358
for a washed-up has-been like me?
608
00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:53,995
April, you are not washed-up.
609
00:37:55,406 --> 00:37:58,034
And hey, there's always Branson.
610
00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:01,044
Will, Will, Will.
611
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,211
- Thank you.
- Oh.
612
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,717
No, no, no.
613
00:38:07,785 --> 00:38:09,946
Thank you.
614
00:38:15,226 --> 00:38:17,217
Branson, eh?
615
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:30,338
They loved us! We're a hit!
616
00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:32,700
W-W-Where's April?
617
00:38:32,777 --> 00:38:36,440
You were right, Mr. Schue.
She'd massacre Mariah in a diva-off.
618
00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:38,709
April is amazing.
619
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,176
But she's not in the Glee Club anymore.
620
00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:45,413
I...
621
00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:49,550
I, uh... I screwed up bringing her here.
622
00:38:49,627 --> 00:38:52,892
It was about me, and Glee Club
is supposed to be about you guys.
623
00:38:52,963 --> 00:38:55,397
You don't need her to be great.
624
00:38:55,466 --> 00:38:57,559
But we need her for the second act.
625
00:38:57,635 --> 00:39:00,263
I'll just tell them
we had to cut the show short.
626
00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:03,902
Hey, guys, you were great!
627
00:39:05,109 --> 00:39:06,736
Don't worry.
628
00:39:06,811 --> 00:39:08,779
There will be other performances.
629
00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:11,371
Excuse me.
630
00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:13,940
I think I might have a solution.
631
00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:17,749
In show business, when a star can't perform
her understudy steps in.
632
00:39:19,223 --> 00:39:21,623
I'd be happy to go on for April,
if you'd let me.
633
00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:24,092
Since when are you willing
to be an understudy?
634
00:39:24,161 --> 00:39:27,392
- Since I quit the play.
- Really? Why?
635
00:39:30,134 --> 00:39:33,501
I realized being a star didn't make me
feel as special as being your friend.
636
00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:40,910
If I'd let you down when you needed me
the most, I'd never forgive myself.
637
00:39:43,147 --> 00:39:45,342
I know all the words to the song.
638
00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:46,940
You don't know the choreography.
639
00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:52,287
Then we're gonna have
to give her a lot of help out there.
640
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:00,792
Go get in your costume.
641
00:40:02,833 --> 00:40:04,767
Excuse me.
642
00:40:13,677 --> 00:40:16,942
�� Can ��
643
00:40:17,014 --> 00:40:20,711
�� Anybody ��
644
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:25,018
�� Find me ��
645
00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:29,891
�� Somebody to ��
646
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:33,191
�� Love ��
647
00:40:34,865 --> 00:40:39,029
�� Ohh-ohh-ohh ��
648
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:41,697
�� Each morning I get up I die a little ��
649
00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:43,637
�� Can barely stand on my feet ��
650
00:40:43,707 --> 00:40:47,302
- �� Take a look at yourself ��
- �� Take a look in the mirror ��
651
00:40:47,378 --> 00:40:50,506
- �� And cry ��
- �� And cry, Lord, what you doin' to me ��
652
00:40:50,581 --> 00:40:53,778
- �� I spent all my years believin' you ��
- �� Believin' you ��
653
00:40:53,851 --> 00:40:57,218
�� But I just can't get no relief, Lord ��
654
00:40:57,288 --> 00:41:00,052
�� Somebody, ohh, somebody ��
655
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:03,924
�� Can anybody find me ��
656
00:41:03,994 --> 00:41:07,293
�� Somebody to love ��
657
00:41:07,364 --> 00:41:09,832
�� Anybody ��
658
00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:13,028
�� Find me someone to love ��
659
00:41:13,103 --> 00:41:15,367
�� Got no feel, I got no rhythm ��
660
00:41:15,439 --> 00:41:17,430
�� I just keep losin' my beat ��
661
00:41:17,508 --> 00:41:21,000
- �� You just keep losin' and losin' ��
- �� I'm okay, I'm all right ��
662
00:41:21,078 --> 00:41:24,445
- �� She's all right, she's all right ��
- �� I ain't gonna face no defeat ��
663
00:41:24,515 --> 00:41:27,780
�� I just gotta get out
of this prison cell ��
664
00:41:27,852 --> 00:41:30,047
�� Someday I'm gonna be free ��
665
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:34,250
�� Lord ��
666
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:40,355
�� Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love ��
667
00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:43,628
�� Find me somebody to love ��
668
00:41:43,701 --> 00:41:46,693
�� Find me somebody to love ��
669
00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:52,970
�� Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love ��
670
00:41:53,043 --> 00:41:55,705
�� Find me somebody to love ��
671
00:41:55,779 --> 00:41:59,738
- �� Somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody ��
- �� Ohh, find me ��
672
00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:01,546
�� Somebody find me
somebody to love ��
673
00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:06,886
�� Can anybody find me ��
674
00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:10,893
�� Somebody to ��
675
00:42:10,961 --> 00:42:17,298
�� Love ��
676
00:42:18,669 --> 00:42:20,398
�� Find me ��
677
00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:24,305
�� Somebody to love ��
678
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,310
- �� Somebody find me ��
- �� Find me ��
679
00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:31,144
- �� Somebody find me ��
- �� Find me somebody to love ��
680
00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:34,514
- �� Find me somebody ��
- �� Somebody to love ��
681
00:42:34,585 --> 00:42:37,748
- �� Somebody ��
- �� Find me ��
682
00:42:37,821 --> 00:42:40,415
- �� Somebody ��
- �� Somebody to ��
683
00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:49,422
�� To love ����55286
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