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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:04,405 Previously on Future Man: 2 00:00:04,438 --> 00:00:06,807 What happened, you spaz out playing Biotic Wars? 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,210 Smash your joystick again? 4 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:11,645 Santiago! 5 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:17,285 Thanks to you I've made all my research public. 6 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:19,620 Time to die, Dr. Death. 7 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:23,224 * 8 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:26,360 Got to get the time travel device. 9 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:28,262 Wait, that's Carl, he's human! 10 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:30,364 I know these people, I work with them! 11 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:33,767 Of course you do, Biotics could be anybody. 12 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:36,104 That's what makes this so fucked up. 13 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,238 * 14 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:47,648 * 15 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,653 Shit, shit, shit, shit! 16 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:54,188 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 17 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:55,823 -Stop shitting! -Fuck, fuck! 18 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:57,558 Why didn't the game say they were human? 19 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:58,459 Hey, watch the head! 20 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:00,294 'Cause we didn't want to humanize them! 21 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:01,629 What's with their nutsack faces? 22 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:03,664 That's biomembrane, it helps them heal faster. 23 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:05,266 -Oh my god, 24 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:06,567 those are people that I fucking work with. 25 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,336 Barely people, they're grown in labs! 26 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:10,538 Why the fuck did you block our shot? 27 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,840 Because killing Kronish won't help, all right? 28 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:14,108 His research is already out there, 29 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:15,409 the cure can come from anyone! 30 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:17,645 Yeah, because of you, you dick weevil. 31 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:20,514 -Absolutely! 32 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:23,717 Sleeper agents, they knew he came back to 2017, 33 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,786 they sent them earlier to hide in plain sight. 34 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:29,190 -That's kind of cool I guess. -Let's just leave them here. 35 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:32,793 No, no, guys, you can't just leave them anywhere. 36 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:35,296 You can't leave anything from the future in the past, 37 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:38,266 especially not these genetically perfect mutant creatures 38 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:39,867 with nutsack membrane faces! 39 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,469 If these things got into the wrong hands who knows 40 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:43,571 what kind of future you guys would have left. 41 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:47,608 Come on, this is Time Travel 101. 42 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:50,244 Okay, then how do we get rid of them? 43 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:54,848 Oh, fuck. 44 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:57,585 I think I know how. 45 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:05,159 Why's this human body disposal unit so small? 46 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:06,394 Well, it's really only designed 47 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:08,829 for incinerating dead possums. 48 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,564 Dr. Kronish's big breakthrough came 49 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:11,832 from studying their DNA. 50 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,834 I guess there's something super special 51 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:16,370 about their ejaculate. 52 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:17,771 How do they die? 53 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:20,208 Well, sometimes the lab techs need 54 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:21,642 a lot of their ejaculate, 55 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,211 so they stimulate the possum 56 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:26,180 and make it cum more than natural, 57 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:29,317 and I guess they push it too far, 58 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:33,487 and the possum cums to death. 59 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:35,823 How often does that happen? 60 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:40,361 Often enough we had to get an incinerator. 61 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:41,495 Huh. 62 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:44,232 Well... 63 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:47,968 Let's get to it. 64 00:02:48,001 --> 00:03:00,981 * 65 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,950 I can't watch this anymore. 66 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:04,685 Hey. 67 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,654 You better fucking watch this, okay? 68 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,223 Because you need to know how to take out these perfs. 69 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:10,224 Perfs? 70 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:13,694 We call these genetically perfect assholes. 71 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,496 Not so perfect anymore! 72 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:20,000 All right, what was this one's name? 73 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:23,003 I don't know, I never talked with her. 74 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,905 She's just so pretty. 75 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:27,941 Yeah, they're all fucking pretty on the outside. 76 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,910 I always called her Pretty Smile Girl. 77 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,445 All right, imagine this, 78 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:32,980 Pretty Smile Girl, she's coming at you 79 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,548 and all you have is your shredder blade. 80 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:36,417 You stab Pretty Smile Girl in the liver. 81 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:37,585 That's a fucking kill. 82 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:40,521 You stab Pretty Smile Girl in the heart, that's a kill. 83 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,256 But Pretty Smile Girl's head? 84 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:43,491 You're going to want to be real careful 85 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:44,658 of Pretty Smile Girl's head. 86 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:46,960 Can we please just leave Pretty Smile Girl's head alone? 87 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:48,796 No. 88 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:53,434 Every Biotic soldier has a bomb implanted in their head. 89 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:57,471 If a Biotic's about to be captured, they trigger this. 90 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:58,606 Brain bomb. 91 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:01,375 It blows their heads so they can't be interrogated. 92 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:03,444 It also sends a distress signal to the future 93 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:06,314 telling the Biotics to send reinforcements. 94 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:08,649 I really feel like you should've included that in the game. 95 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,284 That's why we spend a year of combat-training 96 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:13,854 just learning how to stab right there. 97 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,656 It won't kill them, 98 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,891 but it does disable the bomb. 99 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:21,995 * 100 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,063 Noted. 101 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,965 One more for the gobulator. 102 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:29,303 * 103 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:32,373 Are you sure that's safe? 104 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,575 Fuck you think a gobulator does? 105 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:41,014 * 106 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:45,853 All right, Wolf, fire up the TTD. 107 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,421 Let's go back to earlier today 108 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:49,957 before Future Man fucked everything up. 109 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:51,492 Take out Kronish. 110 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:53,394 No, no, you guys don't get it. 111 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:56,330 Kronish has been doing this research his entire life. 112 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:57,765 Okay, even if you went back and killed him, 113 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,367 somebody else could just pick up where he left off 114 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,669 and the cure would still be created. 115 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:04,605 I mean, the only way you could be sure is to-- 116 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,807 I don't know, you'd have to do a full-on Terminator thing. 117 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,109 Go back and stop him before he was ever born. 118 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:12,746 Or we kill him when he's one of those little baby things. 119 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:15,683 No, absolutely not, you cannot kill a baby. 120 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:18,051 -No, they are helpless 121 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,621 -and they're very soft. -Perfect, easy kill. 122 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,623 Yeah, give us a date. 123 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,992 -That fucker! 124 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:28,996 The TTD got damaged in the fight. 125 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,764 Shit, that's not a lot of Cameronium. 126 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:33,100 Maybe enough for one more jump if we're lucky. 127 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:34,568 What the hell is Cameronium? 128 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:36,704 It's the fuel the TTD runs off of. 129 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,606 Talk about Time Travel 101. 130 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:40,708 All right, this is what we do. 131 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:43,076 We use our last jump, we go back, we kill baby Kronish. 132 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:45,112 That, that is the new mission. 133 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:47,448 No, no! 134 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:49,783 Killing a baby is absolutely wrong 135 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,952 and it makes us the monsters. 136 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:54,588 Agree to disagree, give us a date. 137 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:55,856 I don't know when he was born. 138 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,758 Wolf, choke it out of him. 139 00:05:57,791 --> 00:06:00,528 -Gladly. -No, no, no, no. 140 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,663 No, no! 141 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,098 If you can't jump back to your time, 142 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,567 then you'll never know if your mission 143 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,469 was a success or not. 144 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:11,071 What if killing Kronish doesn't actually work? 145 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:14,642 -It'll work. 146 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,944 Don't you want proof? 147 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,516 I mean, what do you even really know about time travel? 148 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:25,185 Do you know about multiverses? 149 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,755 Or alternate realities? 150 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,523 Or what about time loops? 151 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,992 Because if you're wrong about one of those things 152 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,994 then your mission will be a complete failure 153 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:37,765 and you'll be stuck in the past forever. 154 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:40,167 Fine, we'll find more Cameronium here, 155 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,769 and then we are going back 156 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,871 and we're killing little baby Kronish. 157 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,139 Where's the closest Cameronium outpost? 158 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:49,910 I just told you I don't even know what Cameronium is. 159 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,746 It's biofuel, it's been around forever. 160 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:55,849 -I--plants, I don't know! 161 00:06:55,883 --> 00:07:00,053 You tell us, you're the scientist. 162 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,855 You work in a laboratory. 163 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:04,024 That's your science wand. 164 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:08,962 What is your job here? 165 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:12,099 * 166 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:13,834 A fucking janitor? 167 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:16,770 Do you know who's a janitor where we come from? 168 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:18,839 -Nobody! 169 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,173 Because in a battle of survival, 170 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:22,242 no one gives a dick about clean floors! 171 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,911 I knew he wasn't the savior, I knew it the minute 172 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,579 he jizzed all over my torso! 173 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:26,980 -I can still help! -No, no, no. 174 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:28,882 You can't, we don't need you. 175 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:30,518 You get in the way, you're weak, 176 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:33,220 you fucking inspired Kronish to share the cure! 177 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:37,758 And on a personal level, I'm not sure I like you. 178 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:41,094 You're off the team, Futterman. 179 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:44,698 Even your name's a disappointment. 180 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:46,500 Guys, don't do this! 181 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:47,300 Where are you going? 182 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:49,937 To finish the mission without you. 183 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,672 You're covered in brains! 184 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,273 Eat a dick! 185 00:07:53,306 --> 00:08:02,950 * 186 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:15,529 * 187 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:28,842 * 188 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:32,980 * 189 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:40,754 * 190 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:42,856 Keep your eyes peeled from a Cameronium outpost. 191 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:46,259 -Call 911. -I want one of those. 192 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,899 Best cock I've ever eaten. 193 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:55,302 * 194 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:56,970 Hey, we're in luck. 195 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:58,939 Green plus of Cameronium, see? 196 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,974 We don't need that idiot. 197 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,910 * 198 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:05,278 -I already told you, 199 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:08,015 the most powerful stuff we have is the Godfather OG Kush. 200 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,217 It doesn't get any stronger than that. 201 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,788 Cameronium is way stronger, it'll skull-fuck 202 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:17,190 your fucking OG Kush to another dimension. 203 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,326 Hey man, I'd love to try it sometime. 204 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:21,795 If you track it down, hit me up. 205 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,296 Go easy on those macaroons, dude. 206 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,633 -Those are 20 mgs of pot. 207 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:31,739 Shit, last thing we need is more dead cops. 208 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,140 More? 209 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:37,911 * 210 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:44,818 * I'm not searching 211 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:49,757 * 212 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:58,165 * For whatever when he found * 213 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:04,171 * But I could change 214 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:09,009 anything you don't like ** 215 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:14,081 * 216 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,683 Okay, we can rule out the green truck 217 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,117 as a Cameronium source, but I just-- 218 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,787 Owl said that no matter what time we were in, 219 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:20,620 we'd be able to find it. 220 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:23,757 What would Owl do if he were here? 221 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:24,858 Nothing. 222 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:28,662 Biotics put a merm in his head and ate his brain. 223 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,130 I watched him die. 224 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:33,033 Yeah, I know, Wolf, I was there. 225 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:37,004 Oh, oh, you're talking pre-merm Owl. 226 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,206 Yes, I'm talking pre-merm Owl. 227 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:43,210 You know what's crazy? 228 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,078 We're time travelers. 229 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,714 What the fuck is wrong with you right now? 230 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:49,216 Why are you acting like you're drunk off piss wine? 231 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,384 Why are you acting so mean? 232 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:52,986 Are you like actually mad, 233 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,855 or are you just joking mad? 234 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,123 You need to focus! 235 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,425 We are in a time that we know nothing about. 236 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:02,129 Maybe sending a video game back in time to find 237 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:06,299 humanity's savior was, like, a bad plan. 238 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,467 Oh my god, you're not helping. 239 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,871 You're just fucking shoving street cock in your mouth 240 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:13,040 and looking at your hands for 45 minutes. 241 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,976 -That cock was so delicious. -You're going soft on me. 242 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,778 Do you realize it's just us now? 243 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,713 We're the only ones left. 244 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,049 I need you to stay hard. 245 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,917 -I am hard. 246 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:26,019 So god damn fucking hard solid. 247 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:29,890 -Yeah! 248 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:33,160 Then prove it. 249 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,795 Eat that rat. 250 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:44,838 * 251 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:53,080 * 252 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,983 God, this is so disgusting. 253 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,218 Get the fuck out, no, you're not allowed. 254 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,020 Back up from whence you came. 255 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,322 This is the command center for the resistance. 256 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:03,991 -Please, listen. -No, there's no Futtermans 257 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,092 allowed, there's no janitors allowed, 258 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,194 there is no one shorter than us allowed down here. 259 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,362 Okay, I know that you're like super pissed 260 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,364 at me right now, but I have an idea 261 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,100 and I swear to you it's going to work. 262 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,301 We've got this shit figured out, 263 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,836 we're fine without you. 264 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,971 We've got a plan, we're rolling out a new plan. 265 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,473 We've got a lot of leads, Wolf has some leads. 266 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:23,911 -I don't have any leads. 267 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,847 Guys, please, let me back on the team. 268 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:27,714 Change your clothes. 269 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,117 I know where to get more Cameronium. 270 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:33,020 * 271 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,425 I don't remember buying this, then I realized 272 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,862 -it was my dad's Fleshlight. -Oh, that makes sense, yeah. 273 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,131 And nothing's changed here, okay. 274 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,799 Well, look who's back again. 275 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:48,135 You break another joystick playing Biotic Wars? 276 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,137 Uh, no, I stopped playing. 277 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:54,274 Those characters were so unrealistic. 278 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,810 Boing. 279 00:12:56,844 --> 00:13:00,347 Hey, you're still dating that, like, chemist guy, right? 280 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:06,319 No, we broke up, I call him Professor Ex now. 281 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,454 That's funny. 282 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,389 Was it like a bad messy kind of breakup 283 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,291 or the kind where you could like casually 284 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,893 put me in contact with him? 285 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,061 No, I mean, I hate him, he used to wear 286 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,897 a button-down shirt every time we fucked, I hate him. 287 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,866 -Oh, no, nothing. 288 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,934 I just, I started taking these classes 289 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:24,404 at a community college, and my first assignment 290 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,274 actually was to interview a chemist and I thought-- 291 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,242 Oh yeah, what community college are you at? 292 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:33,480 Uh, it's the California Community College. 293 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,282 Oh yeah, I've literally never heard of that 294 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,549 community college in my life. 295 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,818 It's good, yeah, it's good. 296 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:44,191 Hey, can I help you? 297 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,559 I can't imagine a situation where you could. 298 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,529 Oh, nice, the game's afoot. 299 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,232 I've got to say, this is a pretty dope cosplay. 300 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:55,435 What is this, Armor Craft Foam or Wonderflex? 301 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:58,238 It's titanium PX3900 exoshield. 302 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,473 Bulletproof, laser-proof, claw-proof. 303 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,942 Oh, you're funny, I like that. 304 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,244 Don't touch me, don't ever touch me. 305 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,413 Shopkeep, I have some questions 306 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,382 about this little boy's murder simulator. 307 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,384 I'm with a customer. 308 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:15,222 Anyway, you gonna hit up Dragon Con this year or what? 309 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,457 I swear to you, it's a real school! 310 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,227 Oh yeah, what's the mascot for your real school? 311 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,395 It's a real bird! 312 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,197 You're a terrible liar like Pinocchio, 313 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,299 and Pinocchio was wack. 314 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:30,904 Ow! 315 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,539 Why would you talk to someone 316 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,074 who doesn't want to talk to you? 317 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,476 Because I'm a guy, okay, just let me go! 318 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,111 Futterman, you know this chick? 319 00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,313 No, no, I don't. 320 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,917 Fine, fine, next time he loses the arm. 321 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,318 Wait a second. 322 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:49,356 * 323 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,459 Did you hire like a super strong hooker to dress up 324 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,427 like the girl from Biotic Wars? 325 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,096 No, I actually didn't. 326 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,697 What a nasty freak he is. 327 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,066 She doesn't even look like her. 328 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,400 Okay, you know what, we're wasting time. 329 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,302 Whoa, no, stop, he's going to have 330 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,536 a conversation over here real quick. 331 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:07,407 What the fuck, man? 332 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,577 Okay, look, for the first time ever, 333 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,512 my life has meaning. 334 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,015 Okay, I have found a true purpose. 335 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:19,086 I can help a lot of people, but in order to do that 336 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,421 I believe it is vital for me to get in contact 337 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:24,557 with your ex for my quest. 338 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,393 What do you say? 339 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,528 -Oh, wow. -He's pretty stupid. 340 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,163 -Yeah. -He's pretty stupid. 341 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:32,265 It's really like-- like you had me 342 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:34,134 and then you just totally lost me. 343 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,168 You know what, fuck it. 344 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:36,203 I'm just going to tell you guys the truth, okay? 345 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,671 I beat the Biotic Wars and it turns out that game 346 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,707 was actually a simulator sent back from the future 347 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,609 to find humanity's savior, which is me, 348 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,344 and now our time machine is all out of fuel 349 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,013 and we need to find more, which is why I hope 350 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,414 your ex can help us get more fuel. 351 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,149 So, that's it, all the fate of humanity 352 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,419 depends upon this moment right here and now. 353 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,590 Why didn't you just open with that, bro? 354 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,226 Yeah, come on, we're here to help. 355 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,661 -Get that address. 356 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:05,332 Here's Lyle, I hope he can help. 357 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,733 Great, thank you. 358 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,335 Yeah, good luck saving humanity. 359 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,269 Thank you very much. 360 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,670 -Get that time travel juice. -All right! 361 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:13,373 -Hey guys, let's go! -All right. 362 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,075 See you guys, come on, let's go. 363 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,677 -All right. -Freak. 364 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,412 He is totally going to kill somebody. 365 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,014 Hopefully Lyle. 366 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,249 See, I got us the address, guys. 367 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,716 Aren't you glad I'm back on the team? 368 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,586 Your cover story fell apart like a shit in your hands. 369 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,188 Well, like you could do any better, Wolf. 370 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:31,258 I could, I'm better than you at everything. 371 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,326 Man, what's with this negativity? 372 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,628 Like, that plan totally worked, we're like a dream team, 373 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,197 -guys, come on. -You're back on the team 374 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:40,200 on a provisional basis only, please remember that. 375 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:43,270 Yes, Tiger, you've made that abundantly clear to me. 376 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:46,506 Look, can you please put on Mom's coat? 377 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,476 You look really ridiculous. 378 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,479 Come on, Wolf's rocking my dad's shit too. 379 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,181 -Here. -Fine. 380 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,216 Only because you got us the address. 381 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:59,352 And a ride to the address. 382 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:00,453 -Right here. 383 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,722 All right, let's go, team. 384 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:06,093 * I wear my sunglasses at night * 385 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,361 Pilot, what is this music? 386 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:11,198 I think it's Corey Hart. 387 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,832 I like Corey Hart. 388 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,768 Wolf likes something, turn that shit up. 389 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,370 All right! 390 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:21,141 * I wear my sunglasses at night * 391 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:25,512 * So I can, so I can * 392 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,713 No, no, no. 393 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,481 You're off the mark, Corbin. 394 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:29,816 I need you to go back to the drawing board, 395 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,818 have a sandwich, just start over. 396 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:34,254 -Professor Karofsky. 397 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:38,691 Hi, I am Josh Pastman from Kronish Labs. 398 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,692 Um-- 399 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,262 -This is my assistant, he's-- -Corey Wolfhart. 400 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:45,265 That's quite a grip, Mr. Wolfhart. 401 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,633 You can let go. 402 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,235 And this is my other assistant-- 403 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:52,472 Tiger, I'm his mission commander. 404 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,142 I swear, it feels like it sometimes. 405 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,809 Tiger? 406 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,146 Yeah, that's her Burning Man name. 407 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:03,183 Huh, I'm never more myself than when I'm at the Burn. 408 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,585 Namaste, what can I help you with? 409 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:06,886 Well, basically over at the labs, 410 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,888 we've got this special piece of equipment 411 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,591 that utilizes a very unique biofuel 412 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,161 and unfortunately, the manufacturer 413 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,695 is kind of jamming us up right now, 414 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,297 and we were hoping you could take a look at it, 415 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,865 tell us what it's made of, and you know, 416 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,468 maybe where we can find some more of it. 417 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:25,505 Home Depot or Lowe's or some other... 418 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,340 Listen, kid. 419 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:31,211 I would love to help you solve your work problem 420 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:35,848 for no compensation, but... 421 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:39,786 -That's correct. 422 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:44,391 * 423 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,659 What kind of machine did you say 424 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,928 you were running with this? 425 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,631 It's like a centrifuge. 426 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:55,335 -Uh, it's a big one. 427 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,937 All right, what's it made of? 428 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:02,642 Looks like microorganisms living in salt water. 429 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,478 Okay, let me run this through the calorimeter. 430 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:15,388 * 431 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,294 Hachi machi. 432 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,196 My equipment here is a bit rudimentary. 433 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,931 So I'm going to take this in the back 434 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,800 and run some more advanced tests, wait here. 435 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,538 No, we are not letting that out of our sight. 436 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:34,274 Because it's very, very important to us. 437 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,408 It's the last bit of our fuel, 438 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,544 so we'd love to come with you. 439 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,280 Okay, it's a clean room back there 440 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,649 and I only have two hazmat suits. 441 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:46,486 So the tennis pro is going to have to wait here. 442 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,558 -Stay hard. -I am hard. 443 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,326 Yeah. 444 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:58,598 * 445 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:11,744 * 446 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:21,821 * 447 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:30,029 * 448 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:33,833 You know, the reason I got into biofuel 449 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,869 is because I knew that climate change 450 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,506 would bring about the annihilation 451 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,741 of the entire human species. 452 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,511 Climate change, he could not be more wrong. 453 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,579 You call yourself a Burner? 454 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:49,349 People like you are the reason that my department 455 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,818 gets no funding, the reason that my girlfriend 456 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:55,888 left me because my canola oil powered moped 457 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:59,759 isn't sexy enough for her. 458 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,461 Who cares if it's sexy? 459 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,496 You are the reason I've had to do 460 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:07,767 so many unsavory things, which I'm not proud of, 461 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,068 to keep my research going. 462 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,371 Threat, sensing a threat. 463 00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:14,841 But this, this is the energy solution 464 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,577 that I've been looking for my entire life. 465 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:21,013 * 466 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:24,451 This changes everything. 467 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,886 * 468 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:30,957 Now... 469 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,360 you are going to tell me 470 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,628 everything you know about this. 471 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:37,730 No more lies. 472 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,532 Great work, janitor. 473 00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:47,840 * 474 00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:49,976 That fucker! 475 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:52,845 Yeah, get it in, just get it in! 476 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:55,415 It's like macaroons for my nose! 477 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,049 Oh, what's this stuff called again? 478 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,552 That's meth, baby, that's meth! 479 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:02,889 Meth, meth! 480 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:05,558 Oh, I could nose-eat 10 pounds of this stuff! 481 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:07,627 Whoa, whoa, whoa, take it easy, kid! 482 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,995 You're going to blow up your heart! 483 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,964 Oh, how do I get more, how do I get more? 484 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,133 Where's it come from, what is it? 485 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,836 Tell me everything you know! 486 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,971 Tell me everything you know. 487 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,073 -We found it. 488 00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:24,677 I don't know, you're a smart guy, you tell us. 489 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,713 At first I thought, "Looks familiar." 490 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:29,916 Bioluminescent organisms have been around forever, 491 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:33,886 but then this shit broke my calorimeter. 492 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,623 Do you have any idea how many joules it takes to do that? 493 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:39,025 -Try a fuck ton. 494 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:42,829 Something like this can only evolve under immense pressure. 495 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:46,098 I'm talking hadopelagic pressure. 496 00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:48,034 I don't know what that means. 497 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:51,571 Of course you fucking don't, nimrod. 498 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:54,674 This is the bottom of the ocean, 499 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,544 and this is where this shit lives. 500 00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:59,879 Now, how the fuck did you two yahoos 501 00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:02,749 get your hands on it unless somehow you found 502 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:06,519 the keys to the most advanced submersible ever built, 503 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:08,488 which I doubt very highly, because you don't even 504 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:10,923 seem to know what a centrifuge is. 505 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:13,626 It spins. 506 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,462 Morris. 507 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:18,064 -The kombucha, please. 508 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,533 Now if you thought store-bought kombucha 509 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,803 tasted like shit, wait until you get 510 00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:27,607 your taste buds on my homebrew, Mr. Pastman. 511 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,875 You're going to love it. 512 00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,612 You're not, which is why I laugh. 513 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:34,514 It tastes like shit, I already said that. 514 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:35,648 Let's go! 515 00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:37,650 And thus, in many ways, the drug trade 516 00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:40,953 represents capitalism in its purest form. 517 00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:41,888 Make sense? 518 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:45,725 Nothing has ever made more sense in my life. 519 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,828 -I got to go tell Tiger. -Whoa, buddy. 520 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:51,564 You're not going anywhere. 521 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,165 I'm not? 522 00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:55,735 * 523 00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:08,815 * 524 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:14,153 * 525 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,227 No more, please! 526 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:24,497 I can't take it, it's too--it's too tart! 527 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:25,632 Please, Tiger, what the fuck? 528 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:28,768 All right, okay, everybody stop horse-dicking around. 529 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,236 Where can we get more of this fuel? 530 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:33,105 Are you on fucking peyote, Tiger? 531 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:37,544 -There is no more of this fuel. -Fuck. 532 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:38,911 I mean, if there was any more of it 533 00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:40,847 we wouldn't be here, would we? 534 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,282 So tell me where the fuck you got it. 535 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,852 Morris, 'buch him. 536 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:47,887 No, no, wait, wait, it came from a time machine! 537 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,556 It came from a time machine, okay? 538 00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:51,190 Oh good, thank you. 539 00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:54,226 Great, now we know it came from a time machine. 540 00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:55,895 Fantastic, I've always wanted one. 541 00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:58,831 Can you get another time machine? 542 00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:00,600 Because if you can't, you'll be drowning 543 00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:02,168 in lemon zinger momentarily. 544 00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:04,003 Morris, the zinger. 545 00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:06,806 Actually, we can get another time machine. 546 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,274 You've been a very helpful nerd. 547 00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:10,009 This was a great idea. 548 00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:14,046 * 549 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,181 Awesome. 550 00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:20,887 * 551 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,655 Hard enough for you? 552 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:28,595 * 553 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:30,062 Where's the Cameronium? 554 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:37,103 * 555 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:39,606 No! 556 00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:40,940 Wall smash. 557 00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:42,909 * 558 00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:44,611 Get over here! 559 00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:46,145 * 560 00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:47,780 Yeah! 561 00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:58,357 * 562 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:01,027 So long, suckers! 563 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:04,964 Ow! 564 00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:12,639 Get off my leg, that's not fair! 565 00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:14,674 Fucker's got some fight in him after all. 566 00:26:14,707 --> 00:26:16,108 You're on my bladder! 567 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:20,346 -No, no, no, no. 568 00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:22,815 I think he's got this. 569 00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:25,017 Yeah, rip his fucking throat out! 570 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,189 Or at least try to rip his fucking throat out. 571 00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:34,994 Let go, let go! 572 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:39,666 Ow. 573 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:41,600 -Okay. -Ah! 574 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:46,072 -Yeah! -Yeah. 575 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,707 All right, you son of a bitch. 576 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:50,076 Where's the Cameronium? 577 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,678 Where's the Cameronium? 578 00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:54,080 Ah, I got it! 579 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,949 Kicked his ass, woo! 580 00:26:56,983 --> 00:26:59,819 Yeah, it was the saddest, most boring fight 581 00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:02,021 I've ever seen, but you did do it, Futterman. 582 00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:04,023 You're back on the team. 583 00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:05,424 I'm back on the team? 584 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:08,260 Oh my god, thank you, I will not let you down. 585 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:10,129 I will--I'll do whatever you need. 586 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:11,430 That is great news, because we might need 587 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,165 a human target for the next mission. 588 00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:15,702 -You'd be perfect. 589 00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:17,069 You heard what the window-faced man said. 590 00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:19,772 We need another time machine. 591 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,908 Biotics, Biotics have time machines. 592 00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:23,710 Yes, and we already know that they're in the laboratory 593 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:27,013 that you clean, so we just have to catch one. 594 00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:29,381 -Okay. -Great fucking plan! 595 00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:32,251 Who's up for a charge down? 596 00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:35,387 I'll take either, or both. 597 00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:55,474 * 598 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,309 Hey, good news, old man. 599 00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:59,478 Sketch just came back of the perps. 600 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:02,281 Let me see that. 601 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:07,286 What do you think, Skarsgaard? 602 00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:09,355 Does that look like the chick that punched you? 603 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:15,795 You know what this sketch is missing? 604 00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:20,332 The corpse of my partner, Jorge Santiago. 605 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:23,402 His widow behind him weeping, 606 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:28,107 belly swollen with child. 607 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:31,210 Wow, really took the fun out of that. 608 00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:34,380 Come on, we've got Pastman, we combed this place. 609 00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:37,383 Well, you better get a new comb. 610 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:40,019 Shit, is that a purple hair? 611 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:43,222 -Lucky break. -Hey, you spend 48 years 612 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:45,324 chasing every shadow and whisper, 613 00:28:45,357 --> 00:28:49,095 then talk to me about luck, punk. 614 00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:50,329 I'm going to run this through 615 00:28:50,362 --> 00:28:55,034 every DNA database in the world. 616 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,535 Going to run every name 617 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:59,906 that dealer gave us. 618 00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:03,409 Yeah, I'm coming for you. 619 00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:05,477 * 620 00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:07,980 You and me. 621 00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:09,882 I'm coming for you. 622 00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:15,221 * 41267

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