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Kids from my dojo
told me to get an Apple.
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You sold me a lemon.
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The piece of shit
won't even turn on.
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First of all, it's a Dell,
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and it's not broken.
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Have you tried pressing
the power button?
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Yeah, of course.
I'm not an idiot.
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Have you seriously never
owned a computer before?
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Yeah. I'm not a nerd.
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All right.
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Let's see what you got.
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Move, stupid arrow.
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Bullshit.
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Where the hell
is the Internet?
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah, asshole,
I clicked all the buttons.
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I still can't find
the Internet.
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Have you tried
connecting to the Wi-Fi?
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Obviously.
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What's "Wi-Fi"?
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Dude, this is a pawn shop,
not the Geek Squad.
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Figure it out.
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What?
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Truth?
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I knew it.
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You're next.
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That gets a thumbs-up.
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You've gotta block that!
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Ugh. Stupid ads.
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Inner peace, focus, balance.
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These are just some of the
skills that you will master
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when you join Miyagi-Do Karate.
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I'm Daniel LaRusso,
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and before I was the number-one
auto dealer in the Valley...
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What the hell?
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...I was two-time All Valley
under-18 champion.
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Now, you can learn the secrets
of Okinawan karate,
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true karate, by joining
the Miyagi-Do team.
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Son of a bitch.
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Don't be a snake in the
grass, be a champion.
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Tweet us at #TeamMiyagiDo.
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And all lessons are free.
That's right, free.
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Because at Miyagi-Do,
it's not about the money.
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It's about the karate.
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Um...
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Mulligan, send it back.
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There's no mulligans
in volleyball.
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Says you.
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Water break.
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"Cobra Kai"?
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You guys won that
karate tournament, right?
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The All Valley...
The Rumble in Reseda?
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Yes, uh,
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we, uh...
We certainly did.
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Cool.
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We're gonna go for a swim,
but maybe play with you later?
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Most def.
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Uh, that means
"most definitely."
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Look at you, player.
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It'd be nice if you actually earned the
Cobra Kai cred you're so happy to take.
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When are you ever
gonna sign up?
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I don't know.
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I'm kind of enjoying
the gain without the pain.
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Hawk.
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Hey, there's the man.
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What's up?
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No. No more of this.
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Look,
it's a beautiful day out,
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the beach is packed
with babes.
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No more sulking about Sam.
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I'm not sulking about Sam.
It's about Sensei.
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Is this about his rap sheet?
My parents read it online.
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I think it makes him
more badass.
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It's about him
and Robby Keene.
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And let's lean more
into the Fourth of July.
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More red, white and blue,
more fireworks.
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Valley Fest is gonna be
even bigger this year,
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so we really want
to stand out, okay?
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Mmm-hmm.
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I brought lunch for
my favorite CEO.
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Come on, you can't
stay mad forever.
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And why would I be mad?
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Just because my husband spent
half our Q3 marketing budget
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on a commercial
for his karate gym?
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Uh... You know
it's called a dojo.
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Look, the dealership
is gonna get all
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the publicity it needs
from Valley Fest.
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For Miyagi-Do, this commercial
could be a real game-changer.
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Is this a midlife crisis?
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Is that what this is?
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Is it like the time that Jessica
Bluestein's husband started that ska band
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and then shacked up with a
Pilates instructor half his age?
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Look.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I made the commercial
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without discussing it
with you.
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I promise I won't ever
do that again.
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Thank you.
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I just need to amp things up
now that John Kreese is back.
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You know, Johnny Lawrence
is one thing,
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but Kreese?
That guy's dangerous.
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Oh, yeah, real dangerous.
A geriatric karate coach.
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Amanda, this is a man who
literally faked his own death.
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Twice, apparently.
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I know it sounds nuts,
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but that's the kind of psychopath
we're dealing with here.
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Okay, I never thought
I'd say this, Daniel,
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but I kind of miss the simple
days of dicks on billboards.
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Hey, Sensei? Huh?
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Saw the commercial.
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Almost makes me want
to get my karate on.
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Oh, and for the record, I do not think that
you're guilty of cultural appropriation.
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Cultural what?
What are you even talking about?
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You can suck up
all you want, Anoush,
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but you are not
going back to Encino.
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We need you here
in North Hollywood.
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I'm not
a North Hollywood guy.
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My skin is way
too sensitive for tattoos.
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"Asian whitewashing"?
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They're calling me
"Daniel LaRacist" on here.
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"Stereotypical music."
That was Mr. Miyagi's favorite song.
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Look, don't worry
about that, okay?
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Some people have nothing better to
do than to post negative comments.
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The important thing is,
you got a lot of likes.
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Sure, some of those
are probably bots,
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but you'll definitely get
a bunch of students.
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So, I did a deep-dive online,
and you were right.
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Sensei is definitely
Keene's father.
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I just don't understand
why he wouldn't tell us.
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I don't know.
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But it explains why he's giving us shit
for kicking Keene's ass at the tournament.
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Show no mercy,
unless it's his son.
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Then we gotta be pussies.
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You guys, have you seen
the commercial?
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Sam's dad started his own
dojo and he disses Cobra Kai.
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Because at Miyagi-Do,
it's not about the money.
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It's about the karate.
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"Free karate."
How am I supposed to compete with that?
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"Snake in the grass."
He's talking about us.
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"Miyagi-Do."
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I should've taken care of that old
bastard when I had the chance.
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Wait, why are we
paying for karate
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if this other guy's
giving it away for free?
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This is an act of war.
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It demands
an immediate response.
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I know what it needs.
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And I know exactly
what I'm gonna do.
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Remember,
keep moving in a circle.
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You know, I did make it
to the All Valley finals.
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That's just
'cause you didn't have to get through me.
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Listen, I wanna thank you.
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For what?
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Last week,
I had no hot water.
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This week, I have
a Jacuzzi in my backyard.
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Well, I wouldn't get too excited.
We did find a dead possum in there.
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Seriously.
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Thank you.
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It's been a little
rough lately,
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and it's nice to have
people look out for you.
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That's what friends do.
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Not all friends.
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All right, guys. Enough chitchat.
Let's see where you're at.
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Good afternoon.
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Hey, uh, we're looking
for a Miyagi-Do?
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You're in the right place.
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The commercial said
lessons are free?
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They sure are.
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You guys ready to get started?
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Yeah.
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Great.
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Have a couple cans
of paint out front.
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The fence back here
could use a fresh coat.
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Robby'll show ya.
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You want us
to paint your fence?
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Keep an open mind, guys.
It'll all make sense later.
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In order to fully learn
Miyagi-Do Karate,
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you have to unlearn your misconceptions
about what constitutes training.
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I knew this was bullshit.
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This was all just some scam to get
kids to do your yard work, huh?
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No, no, no, this is
part of the process.
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Yeah.
"The process."
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My mom was right.
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With car salesmen, you always
gotta read the fine print.
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I'm not trying to sell you anything.
I'm trying to teach you karate.
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Come on.
Let's go check out that place with the snake.
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There's a lot of talk going around
the Valley about free karate.
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But everyone knows that in life,
you get what you pay for.
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You wanna really kick
the competition?
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Then you need to get
your ass over to Cobra Kai.
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Screw that lame
meditation bullshit.
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What you need is bone-crunching,
face-smashing, good ol' American karate.
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Enough about self-defense.
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Learn self-offense!
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Don't be a pussy.
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Join Cobra Kai,
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and let me teach you
the way of the fist.
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And cut.
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All right, did we get it?
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I think so.
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All right, great.
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Just make sure the Cobra Kai snake
comes in at the end, all right?
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I want it to really pop.
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Make it chrome.
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And throw Thunderstruck
under it.
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I'm pretty sure the rights for
that song will cost too much.
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No, I already own it.
Cassette's in the car.
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Oh. And put one of those
hash browns at the end.
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You know, like, "Hash brown,
Team Cobra Kai" or something.
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And then send it
to the Internet!
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Hey, tell that fat piece
of crap Zakarian
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to get the rest of
this shit out of here.
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I got a lot of
new students coming in.
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This isn't a storage
locker anymore.
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Sensei, can we talk
to you about something?
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Look, if it's about
the infomercial, I know.
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It's not about
the commercial.
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It's about Robby Keene.
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What about him?
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I saw his picture
on your refrigerator.
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I wasn't snooping,
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but we know
he's your son.
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That's why you got mad at us
after the tournament, right?
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Is that what you think?
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Um...
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Yeah, Robby's my son,
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but that has nothing to do
with how I run my dojo.
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It's also none of your damn
business, do you understand?
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Yes, Sensei.
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But, Sensei, I...
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"But" nothing.
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Get out.
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You two clean mats
for the rest of the week.
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Something else, Mr. Diaz?
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No.
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Okay. Okay.
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All right, all right.
All right, that's great now.
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Stay right there.
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Oh, hey, Sensei,
how's it going?
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It's been better.
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These kids have no patience.
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They see a paintbrush and
sandpaper and they take off.
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I just wish they could see the forest
for the trees, you know what I mean?
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Check. Check, one. Check.
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Maybe you can give 'em
a demonstration, you know?
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Give them
the old razzle-dazzle.
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That's...
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That's not a bad idea.
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No, Daniel, I was kidding.
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No, no, no.
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Think about it.
Valley Fest is huge.
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You know how much business this event
always drives to the dealership.
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00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,994
If I could just get
those eyeballs on the dojo...
252
00:12:09,027 --> 00:12:11,196
You could siphon business
from our dealership?
253
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,832
No, no, not siphon.
254
00:12:13,198 --> 00:12:14,900
Synergize.
255
00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:17,335
Synergize,
a karate demonstration.
256
00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:21,640
Right here,
the students and Sensei of Miyagi-Do Karate
257
00:12:21,673 --> 00:12:25,444
as brought to you
by LaRusso Auto Group.
258
00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:27,913
It's a home run.
259
00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:33,486
Well, I know the customers would
love to see you in that gi.
260
00:12:34,686 --> 00:12:36,489
Just the customers, huh?
261
00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:45,230
The donut shop's
throwing away fritters,
262
00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:47,733
but you keep your paws
off my bounty.
263
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,834
Can you just be homeless
somewhere else?
264
00:12:49,868 --> 00:12:51,570
You taking me home, baby?
265
00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:53,506
Yeah, you wish.
266
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:53,706
Wow!
267
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,276
I gotta tell you,
268
00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:00,179
it doesn't look good.
269
00:13:01,246 --> 00:13:04,016
LaRusso training your son
like his own.
270
00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:05,451
Thanks for your concern.
271
00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:09,255
Not sure how you
put up with that.
272
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,861
You should be
training that boy.
273
00:13:15,894 --> 00:13:18,097
Hey, it's never gonna
happen, all right?
274
00:13:19,664 --> 00:13:21,967
Hey, never say "never," okay?
275
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:25,604
I never thought I'd see
Cobra Kai again in my life.
276
00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:29,508
It took my best student to remind
me that anything is possible.
277
00:13:31,743 --> 00:13:34,180
I guess it's good
you still got that Mexican.
278
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,316
Miguel's from Ecuador.
279
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,417
Six of one.
280
00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:42,521
Better hope that LaRusso doesn't
sink his mitts into him.
281
00:13:53,865 --> 00:13:56,035
Hey, Sensei. What's going on?
282
00:13:56,534 --> 00:13:57,937
Let's go for a ride.
283
00:14:05,777 --> 00:14:07,213
Good, huh?
284
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:07,413
Yeah.
285
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,216
Secret's the chopped onions.
286
00:14:10,782 --> 00:14:11,916
Sal keeps it simple.
287
00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:14,119
None of that veggie crap.
288
00:14:14,152 --> 00:14:16,422
Just a hot grill
and some quality chuck.
289
00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:25,530
You see that building
over there?
290
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:26,632
The hospital?
291
00:14:27,966 --> 00:14:29,501
That's where Robby was born.
292
00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:34,673
February 4th, 2002.
293
00:14:34,706 --> 00:14:36,075
It was a Monday.
294
00:14:37,742 --> 00:14:39,979
His mom was in labor
for 17 hours.
295
00:14:41,079 --> 00:14:42,448
It must've been crazy.
296
00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:45,951
Yeah, I'm sure it was.
297
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:50,222
I wasn't there.
298
00:14:53,825 --> 00:14:54,927
And...
299
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:57,763
My mom had just died.
300
00:14:57,796 --> 00:14:59,965
I was a real mess.
301
00:14:59,998 --> 00:15:02,268
I never knew my father,
so she was all I had.
302
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,306
Next thing I know,
I'm gonna be a dad.
303
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,442
Scared the shit out of me.
304
00:15:13,278 --> 00:15:18,283
So, instead of being up there
welcoming him into the world,
305
00:15:18,316 --> 00:15:21,419
I was down here,
soaking up the booze from a three-day bender,
306
00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:24,423
trying to get the courage
to walk across the street.
307
00:15:26,424 --> 00:15:27,559
I never got there.
308
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:36,969
I failed my kid
309
00:15:38,169 --> 00:15:41,373
on his very first day
in this world,
310
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,577
and I've been failing him
every day since.
311
00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:48,514
Sensei, this is personal stuff.
You don't have to tell me.
312
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:49,481
No, I...
313
00:15:49,514 --> 00:15:51,650
I should've told you
a long time ago.
314
00:15:55,153 --> 00:15:57,623
It's one of the most
painful things in my life.
315
00:15:59,724 --> 00:16:01,193
But one of the best things
316
00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:04,629
has been teaching you,
317
00:16:04,662 --> 00:16:08,534
and I want you to know,
no matter what happens, I promise...
318
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,638
I'll always be on your side,
319
00:16:13,705 --> 00:16:16,275
and I'll always have
your best interests at heart.
320
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,510
Thank you.
321
00:16:18,543 --> 00:16:19,611
Yeah, all right.
322
00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:24,416
Sorry.
323
00:16:27,018 --> 00:16:26,818
What is it?
324
00:16:27,018 --> 00:16:29,354
It's from Aisha.
325
00:16:29,387 --> 00:16:33,058
She heard that Miyagi-Do is doing
some sort of demo at Valley Fest.
326
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:37,196
Oh, they are, huh?
327
00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:02,755
Actually, can you not... Can you leave
it in a little bit longer? Thank you.
328
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,964
You know,
I've been forecasting all week
329
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:15,033
that it's gonna be
a real scorcher.
330
00:17:15,066 --> 00:17:16,101
But I promise...
331
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,103
Hey, guys.
Thanks for doing this.
332
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,405
How you feeling?
333
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:20,739
It's a little short notice,
but I think we got it.
334
00:17:20,772 --> 00:17:22,274
Good, good.
335
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:23,809
I was thinking, for the finale,
I could do some kind of flip kick.
336
00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:26,278
Nah, don't worry about the finale.
I got it covered.
337
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,280
What's that for?
338
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,315
That?
339
00:17:34,519 --> 00:17:35,521
You'll see.
340
00:17:56,375 --> 00:18:00,245
All right,
all right, all right!
341
00:18:00,278 --> 00:18:03,215
Coming up next,
do I have a treat for you.
342
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:06,351
Please direct your attention
to the LaRusso Auto Group
343
00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:11,056
for a presentation
from Miyagi-Do Karate.
344
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,691
All right!
345
00:18:44,422 --> 00:18:46,291
Is there gonna
be any fighting?
346
00:18:46,991 --> 00:18:48,660
I think so.
347
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,105
That's called a bo.
348
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:03,509
That's what Donatello
used to use when he...
349
00:19:04,442 --> 00:19:06,545
He was my favorite
Turtle, so...
350
00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:32,704
And now, time
for the grand finale.
351
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:44,482
Cobra Kai!
352
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:47,619
Cobra Kai!
Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai!
353
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,165
What the hell
is going on here?
354
00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:21,720
More sparks.
355
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,656
Cobras, show them
what real karate looks like!
356
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:33,765
Yes!
357
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:36,868
Noice!
358
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:11,036
Right here.
359
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:19,344
Cobras, light it up!
360
00:21:38,429 --> 00:21:41,599
Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai!
361
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:45,870
Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai!
Cobra Kai!
362
00:21:45,904 --> 00:21:47,506
You did it, Sensei.
363
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,808
No, we did it.
364
00:22:19,637 --> 00:22:22,440
I thought my last group
of recruits was pathetic.
365
00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:25,143
Which one of you has the balls
to take on the champ?
366
00:22:25,176 --> 00:22:26,277
I'll take him on.
367
00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:27,979
Game on.
368
00:22:28,012 --> 00:22:30,381
Look,
I've tried everything to promote Miyagi-Do.
369
00:22:30,414 --> 00:22:33,418
If this doesn't work,
nothing will.
370
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:34,653
Cobra Kai's more popular.
371
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,422
All right? We need to
show them we can fight, too.
372
00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:39,958
It was
aggravated assault, Eli.
373
00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:41,593
Snitches get stitches.
374
00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:44,463
The key is making your enemy
think you are retreating.
375
00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:46,263
That's when you strike
the hardest.
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