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♪ Don't look back,
a new day is breakin' ♪
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♪ It's been too long
since I felt this way ♪
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♪ I don't mind where I get taken ♪
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♪ The road is callin' ♪
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♪ Today is the day ♪
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♪ I can see ♪
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♪ It took so long to realize ♪
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♪ I'm much too strong not to compromise ♪
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♪ Now I see what I am ♪
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♪ Is holding me down ♪
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♪ I'll turn it around ♪
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Hey! What do we study here?
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The way of the fist, sir!
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And what is that way?
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Strike first! Strike hard! No mercy, sir!
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Why did I let you talk me into this?
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This goes against everything I stand for.
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It's like extra gym class for no reason.
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Let's just give it a chance.
You saw the fight.
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Miguel kicked ass.
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Okay! Today we begin...
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Quiet!
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Face front.
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- Nice shirt.
- Thanks.
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I'm joking. It sucks.
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Word of advice: If you got
shit for teeth, don't smile.
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My God, makes me feel like a
virgin just looking at you.
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When I look around this dojo,
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I don't see Cobra Kai material.
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I see losers. I see nerds.
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I see a fat kid with a funny
hat with his tits popping out.
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But my short time as a sensei,
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I've also seen some miracles.
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So maybe there's some hope for you yet.
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First I need to see where you're at.
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So everybody, fall in!
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That means line up.
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No, not... not line up in a line.
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Lines. Get in lines.
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You mean, like, rows?
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Ugh.
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Hiya!
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Hiya!
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Hey, hey. What's going on?
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You going for a swim? You
gonna invite the girls over?
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No, not today.
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Great. You wanna spar with your old man?
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Karate?
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Yeah, you don't have to
say it like it's the flu.
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Come on, Dad. That was,
like, eight years ago.
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Well, eight years isn't that long.
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Eight years ago I was eight.
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All right, come on. Remember that time
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you nailed me in the jaw
with the flip kick?
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I mean, you know, I had
to eat soup for a week.
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It was funny.
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Today's just not great.
I've got a lot of homework.
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All right, I gotcha. No sweat.
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Gotta hit the books, you hit the books.
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Is that okay?
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Yeah, come on. You'd be doing me a favor.
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I don't have to block that foot of fury.
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Thanks, Dad.
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All right.
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So what do you say
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I come to spin class with you today?
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- Really?
- Uh-huh.
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I thought you said spin class
was a sweaty pointless
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bike ride to nowhere?
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Yeah, but I figured I'd
ride some bikes with you
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and then maybe you would, um,
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come into the dojo with me.
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Ah. Sam said no, huh?
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Yeah, I don't get it. Man,
she used to love karate.
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Well, she's not your mini-me anymore.
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Can't dress her up and teach her tricks.
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Yeah, but what about you?
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Oh, I already know all your tricks.
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- Ha.
- And let's try to remember
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what happened ten years ago
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when you and I hit the
mat for a little karate.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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You hear that?
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It's the real world calling
out to you, Antonio.
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The time has come
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for you to do a little
karate with your dad.
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Karate's boring.
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What do you think you're doing right there?
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Look, it's practically karate.
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This one has fireballs.
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All right, give me that. Come on, Anthony.
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Let's go, come on.
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Alexa, order new PS Vita!
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No! No!
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Alexa, override!
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Parental override!
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Ordering PS Vita.
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Quit it.
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- What's up, Queen?
- Suh, dude?
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Oh!
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Come on, don't eat all the cereal again.
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You keep buying it, we
gonna keep eating it, man.
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We gotta fuel up. We gonna
hit an Amazon truck.
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Yeah, we gonna get our hands
on some big, ol' packages.
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You know, like Trey's favorite pastime.
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Shut up. Hey, man, grab your purse.
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Let's go.
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I have work.
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What, like a job?
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Oh, shit. Look at his pants.
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What are those?
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It's just temporary.
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All right, I got a gig
over at LaRusso Auto.
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You mean, like, the ninja guy?
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Why?
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My dad hates his guts.
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When he finds out I'm working for him,
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he's gonna lose his shit.
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Fighting positions!
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Jab punch!
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Nope, wait till I say go.
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Hiya!
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Hiya!
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Hiya!
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Hiya!
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Come on, you want to stand straight.
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Plant your feet in there.
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Hiya!
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Are you sure you're right-handed?
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Hiya!
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Hiya!
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Come on, tits, you can do better than that.
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You got weight; use it.
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Ready? Hiya!
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Hiya!
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Hiya!
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Hey, Lip.
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Yeah, you. The one with the freaky lip.
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Who do you think I'm talking to?
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Excuse me, Mr. Lawrence.
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Sensei Lawrence.
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Okay.
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You really shouldn't make fun
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of someone's physical appearance.
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Oh, is that so?
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So I'm not supposed to
mention his lip at all?
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Well, yeah.
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Yeah, maybe that's what
they teach you in school,
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but in the real world
you can't expect people
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to do what they're supposed to do.
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Right? You hear that, Lip?
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If you can't handle someone
making fun of you,
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how are you gonna handle
an elbow to the teeth?
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By calling the police?
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Dude. Knock it off.
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What? He does realize the
Nazis lost the war, right?
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Why should I be scared of him?
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Because he's got a snake on his wall?
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It's not like he's a teacher
who can give us a bad grade.
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We're paying him. He works for us.
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It's not like he can actually hurt us.
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Oh, shit.
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You done?
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- What?
- Hit me.
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Go ahead, hit me. Strike me right here.
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Harder.
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Is that all you got, princess?
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Hiya!
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Let that be a lesson to all of you.
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Yeah, but you can't quit.
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I got yelled at, got my ass kicked,
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and then gave him my money.
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You know who lives like that? Hookers.
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Yeah, but he's not that bad of a guy.
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You gotta give him a chance.
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You don't know him like I do.
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Uh, that's hooker talk.
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Besides, I don't need to learn
karate when I have you.
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See? No one's gonna mess with you.
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♪ Bring the funk
back, let's go, come on ♪
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♪ Bring the funk back ♪
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Thanks, Anoush.
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Hey, how's the new kid working out?
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Oh, great.
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We got a bunch of pain in the
ass stuff piled up for weeks...
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Inventories, sticker swaps.
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Kid knocked most of it out before lunch.
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So you're saying I should fire
you and give him your job.
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Oh, that new kid? No, he's terrible.
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Very unmotivated.
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You gotta keep explaining stuff to him.
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I'm pretty sure he's got a head injury.
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Hey, you know,
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I've been looking for someone
to do a little karate with.
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Are you interested?
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Are you asking me as a
friend or as my boss?
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As a friend.
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I'm busy.
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- Okay, as your boss.
- I'm sick.
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Come on, it's a good workout.
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I would love to do it, honestly,
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but tonight I'm working out with Priya.
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Or no, Seema.
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Man, this South Asian dating app
is destroying my weeknights.
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I feel like the hottest Kashmiri pepper
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in the pork Vindaloo.
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It... that joke kills on the app.
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- Yeah, okay, whatever.
- Sorry.
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Tell the kid to keep up the good work.
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Yep.
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Needs salt.
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Hey, when do you think I might
get one of those shirts
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with my name on it?
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Oh, you like the shirts, huh?
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There's too much salt.
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Kid wants a personalized shirt.
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Oh, yeah, we gotta get him a shirt.
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Means you're part of the team.
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What else you need?
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Business cards? A tote bag?
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How about monogrammed cufflinks?
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I'll book you two weeks
at the company timeshare
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in Barbados.
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Yeah, all right, forget it.
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Yeah, kid, relax. We're
just breaking balls.
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Look, I get it. I used to
be the new guy around here.
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You're trying to take
initiative, get noticed.
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All right, here's what you need to do.
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Every Wednesday someone has to
rotate the cars in the showroom,
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keep the inventory fresh.
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Now, you see that Porsche 911 over there?
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It's a beaut, right?
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Well, the boss has been
wanting to move it up front
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by the windows.
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You think you can handle that?
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Sure.
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Yeah, I can do it.
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Okay.
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Thanks for the Blow Pop, guys.
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Really never gets old.
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It's 'cause she gives blowjobs.
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Get it? Blow Pop.
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Blow job.
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Yeah, I get it. It's just a rumor.
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Hey, everybody. Who let the pigs out?
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I did, because I ordered the fetal pigs.
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But seriously, get in your groups.
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Mr. Palmer, my partner's absent.
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Oh, who wants to take Samantha in?
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This little piggy needs a group.
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Don't all volunteer at once.
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We'll take her.
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Thank you.
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I'm gonna go grab a chair.
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Yeah. No problem.
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Shh.
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Whoa.
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What the hell is the matter with you?
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Starting a car in a crowded showroom?
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What are you, out of your mind?
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What were you thinking?
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Screw this.
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It's okay; everything's fine, guys.
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It's fine. It's fine.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey! Whoa, ease up.
268
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,850
Ease up. I surrender.
269
00:14:12,890 --> 00:14:14,760
You don't have to fire me, okay? I quit.
270
00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:15,826
Hey, Robby. It's Robby, right?
271
00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:17,250
Come here. Right?
272
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,660
Robby, you're gonna break your thumb there.
273
00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:22,030
- What?
- Make a fist.
274
00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:23,676
Make a fist. If you're
gonna punch your boss,
275
00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:24,900
you gotta make a tight fist.
276
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,500
Thumb around the outside underneath,
277
00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:28,900
squeeze the knuckles, extend
the hand straight out.
278
00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:30,100
You see that?
279
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,570
Now, come on. Let it fly.
280
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,040
Hit my hand.
281
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,510
Okay. All right.
282
00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:38,080
That's better.
283
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,756
Listen, I'm sorry for
calling you out inside.
284
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:41,050
All right, that's on me.
285
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,550
I should've heard your side of it.
286
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:45,780
You're not the only one
with a temper around here.
287
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:49,260
All right, well, thanks.
288
00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:50,996
So, Robby, where you from?
You from around here?
289
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,320
You graduate at West Valley?
290
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:54,870
Uh, no.
291
00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:57,460
I live up in North Hills.
292
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,470
It's not as nice as this.
293
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,870
I grew up in Reseda.
294
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,076
Before that, Newark, New Jersey,
295
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,670
so I know a thing or two about that.
296
00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:04,870
Wait, really?
297
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,040
Figured your family came from money.
298
00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:11,580
Yeah, well, I guess things aren't
always what they look like, right?
299
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:14,580
I'm gonna head back inside and announce
300
00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:18,010
the "sorry you almost got
killed" sales event.
301
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,220
I'll see you in a minute?
302
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,290
All right.
303
00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:33,400
What were you thinking for sex?
304
00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:37,010
Uh, I mean...
305
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,440
Because in the male,
306
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:41,240
this tract opens up near
the umbilical cord.
307
00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:43,570
So I think ours is female.
308
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,410
Yeah. Um...
309
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,310
Yeah, I concur.
310
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:55,020
Thanks for, um, helping me out, by the way.
311
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:58,990
Oh, yeah, I mean, I'm sure you you
would've found another group.
312
00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:01,820
I meant with the fight.
313
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:03,500
Oh. Yeah.
314
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:06,470
Someone had to take care of those assholes.
315
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,300
But nobody else did.
316
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,480
It was a pretty nice roundhouse.
317
00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:18,310
Thanks; I'm taking these super
awesome karate lessons...
318
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:19,840
But you telegraphed the sweep.
319
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,120
When you lift up your foot like that,
320
00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:23,990
it shifts all the weight to your back leg.
321
00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:26,260
More windup, less power.
322
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,380
Wow. You know your stuff.
323
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,790
I guess I should be
taking lessons from you.
324
00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:31,990
That was a freebie.
325
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,660
Next one I'm gonna expect money up front.
326
00:16:33,690 --> 00:16:35,530
Of course, of course.
327
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,500
Let's see.
328
00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:42,300
Do you guys want a banana?
329
00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:44,100
People keep sneaking them in my bag.
330
00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:46,646
It's because of that stupid rumor that
I'm sure you guys have heard about me.
331
00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:49,170
- Oh, no.
- Yes.
332
00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:53,150
Stupid, stupid rumors. Hurtful lies.
333
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,350
People are monsters.
334
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,220
Yeah, you shouldn't worry about it.
335
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,820
Those guys are assholes to us too.
336
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,650
I mean, they call me 'Rhea, so...
337
00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:01,720
Not anymore.
338
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,690
Yeah, I guess you're right. Not anymore.
339
00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:11,190
Okay, everybody fall in.
340
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,470
Where's everyone?
341
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,070
Crater face?
342
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,070
Nose ring? Slingshot?
343
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:19,570
They quit, Sensei.
344
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,200
You serious?
345
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,710
I mean, good.
346
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,480
That was a test.
347
00:17:28,510 --> 00:17:30,080
I wanted to see who the quitters are.
348
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,760
Not you guys. You're in it to win it.
349
00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:34,426
Right, you could be at home,
playing your iComputers,
350
00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:36,990
playing your video games, eating candy.
351
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:41,590
Instead you're here, doing
pushups, learning how to fight.
352
00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:42,930
Lip. Look.
353
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,730
Even Lip's tougher than those guys.
354
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:45,900
He's no quitter.
355
00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:47,146
Could you please not call me that?
356
00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:48,570
Excuse me, what?
357
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,176
I said, could you please not call me that.
358
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,600
Um, I'll warm 'em up, Sensei.
359
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,940
No, no, no. Lip has
something he wants to say.
360
00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:56,200
Sorry, speak up, Lip.
361
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,380
Or is your tongue messed-up too?
362
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,610
Are you one of those challenged kids?
363
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:03,690
Um, the doctor said I
could be on the spectrum.
364
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,890
I don't know what that is,
but get off it pronto.
365
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,220
All right?
366
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,726
If you don't want me to call you Lip,
367
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:10,226
then don't have a weird lip.
Can't you get surgery for that?
368
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,590
I was born with a cleft lip.
369
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:13,760
This is the scar from the surgery.
370
00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:15,160
You mean it was worse before that?
371
00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:16,960
Or did the doctor just screw up?
372
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,236
Because if this is the after photo,
373
00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:19,900
that sucks, man. You should sue.
374
00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:21,930
Can we just please change the topic?
375
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,140
You don't think I want to?
376
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,446
It's tough when it's right in front of me.
377
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:25,846
If you want to be something
other than a nerd
378
00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:28,016
with a scar on his lip, then
you gotta flip the script.
379
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,940
Okay? Get a face tattoo.
380
00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:31,310
Or gauge your eye out.
381
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:32,680
We'll call you Patch, all right?
382
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:35,250
No, don't do that one. You'll
still look like a freak.
383
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,590
Uh, great, really? Another quitter?
384
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,160
Go away. No more lessons today.
385
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,090
Do you have to be so hard on them?
386
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:53,200
Oh, come on, Diaz. They're
a bunch of losers.
387
00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:55,106
Yeah, well, some of those
losers are my friends.
388
00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:57,300
Yeah, that tracks.
389
00:18:57,340 --> 00:19:00,010
And they're your students.
390
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,910
You wanted a full dojo; you got one.
391
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,610
Not full like that.
392
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,840
Yeah, I get it. All right, they're losers.
393
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,780
Maybe I'm a loser too.
394
00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:10,710
Are you kidding me? Are
you gonna cry now too?
395
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,020
No, it...
396
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:14,150
Never mind. It's just...
397
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:19,260
You don't know what it's like to be us.
398
00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:21,290
I'll see you tomorrow.
399
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,770
You don't have to do that.
400
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,086
Louie here is gonna be handling
your work for the rest of the day.
401
00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:35,350
Isn't that right, Louie?
402
00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:36,400
Yeah.
403
00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:41,020
Robby, I'm very sorry
for yesterday's events.
404
00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:42,520
It's been brought to my attention
405
00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:45,450
that what I did is considered
not to be professional.
406
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,660
Okay.
407
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:50,930
Thanks.
408
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,320
Oh, and we have something for you.
409
00:19:54,930 --> 00:19:56,300
It's official.
410
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,640
You've earned it.
411
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,940
Sh...
412
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:06,340
You need a hand with that?
413
00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:09,170
No. I better do it myself.
414
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:10,980
Did the crime; I gotta do the time, right?
415
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,056
And I'm pretty sure she's
watching me from the camera,
416
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,580
so I gotta make this look legit.
417
00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:16,750
All right. I'll leave you to it.
418
00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:19,550
Hey.
419
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:22,350
You still trying to score
some points with my cousin?
420
00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:26,620
All right.
421
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,606
Daniel likes to get a hard
copy of the sales report
422
00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:30,400
delivered to his house every night.
423
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,930
He's old school like. You know?
424
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,230
Amanda asked me to do it,
425
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:35,100
but I'm pretty sure she just likes the fact
426
00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:36,930
that it's 20 minutes out of my way.
427
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:38,740
Are you messing with me again?
428
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,440
Nope, never mind.
429
00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:42,810
Just forget about it.
430
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,210
Just trying to make amends.
431
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:47,410
No, okay. I'll do it.
432
00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:49,520
Only if you want to.
433
00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:52,190
Okay, envelope's on my desk.
434
00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:53,360
Thanks, Louie.
435
00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:54,790
And don't lose it.
436
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,436
I'm in enough trouble around here already.
437
00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:57,830
Okay.
438
00:21:00,530 --> 00:21:01,570
Stevia?
439
00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:04,300
Not while I'm here.
440
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,590
Science is murder!
441
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,260
Samantha, why did you dissect me?
442
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,860
I could've gone somewhere in life.
443
00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:36,260
I could've been bacon.
444
00:21:36,290 --> 00:21:38,030
Just joking. It's Miguel.
445
00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:40,180
Let me know if you need the
notes from today's class.
446
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,790
And they could kick, like, all
the way above their heads.
447
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:37,096
I mean, if I get those lessons,
then I could totally get it above my head.
448
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,320
That's great, sweetie.
449
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:40,400
Oh, yeah, and they had this snake,
450
00:22:40,430 --> 00:22:42,670
and it had these huge fangs,
and it was just so cool.
451
00:22:42,690 --> 00:22:44,390
Oh, yeah, they also had these headbands,
452
00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:45,830
and it was so badass.
453
00:22:45,860 --> 00:22:47,330
I can take the lessons, right, Mom?
454
00:22:47,370 --> 00:22:49,340
Hi, honey. How was work?
455
00:22:49,370 --> 00:22:50,470
Shitty.
456
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:53,100
Savalas is being a real pain in my rear.
457
00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:55,140
I had to tell him who runs Lorimar.
458
00:22:55,170 --> 00:22:56,540
Well, Johnny had a good day.
459
00:22:56,570 --> 00:22:58,510
Right, Johnny. Tell him.
460
00:22:58,540 --> 00:23:02,140
Uh, yeah, I was wondering if
I could take a karate class.
461
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:03,880
Karate? Ha!
462
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:07,020
Look at you. You're a
skinny little white boy.
463
00:23:07,050 --> 00:23:10,420
Besides, don't you get in enough
fights already at school?
464
00:23:10,450 --> 00:23:12,150
- Sid.
- What?
465
00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:14,260
Look, the kid's a social reject.
466
00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:15,790
He doesn't a have a single friend.
467
00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:18,970
Well, maybe this is how
he can make some friends.
468
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,400
Make some friends.
469
00:23:20,430 --> 00:23:22,530
So you want to be the next Bruce Lee, huh?
470
00:23:22,570 --> 00:23:25,210
First it was the drum set,
then it was the roller skates.
471
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,346
Whatever happened to the magic kit?
472
00:23:26,370 --> 00:23:27,970
You were gonna be Doug Henning.
473
00:23:28,010 --> 00:23:30,316
He's 12 years old. They go through phases.
They try new things.
474
00:23:30,340 --> 00:23:32,070
Okay, fine. I'll write the goddamn check.
475
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,580
I'll make it out to garbage,
476
00:23:33,610 --> 00:23:35,186
because that's where it's gonna end up.
477
00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:36,426
- Seriously?
- What "seriously"?
478
00:23:36,450 --> 00:23:37,790
- Just...
- Just what?
479
00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:39,096
Just don't tonight, please.
480
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,760
Tonight? What are you talking about?
481
00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:48,960
♪ Don't look back ♪
482
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,820
Hey. Robby.
483
00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:55,490
Did... did you sense that I was here?
484
00:24:55,530 --> 00:24:58,530
Oh. Reflection.
485
00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,960
Oh, yeah. Right.
486
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,300
Here's the sales report you asked for.
487
00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:05,030
Sales report. Yeah, this is, um...
488
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,010
This is good stuff. Very important.
489
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,080
Did... you didn't share this
with anyone else, did you?
490
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:12,280
No, sir.
491
00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:13,480
Your eyes only.
492
00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:14,750
That's good.
493
00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:16,086
We wouldn't want this sensitive material
494
00:25:16,110 --> 00:25:19,150
to fall into the wrong hands, now would we?
495
00:25:19,180 --> 00:25:21,050
Damn it, Louie.
496
00:25:21,090 --> 00:25:22,820
That one's on you, pal.
497
00:25:22,850 --> 00:25:25,090
Next time you outsmart the dope.
498
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,520
Yeah.
499
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,800
Fool me once, right?
500
00:25:29,090 --> 00:25:32,160
That karate you were doing,
where's the punching?
501
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,000
Well, karate isn't all
punching and kicking.
502
00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:36,870
It's actually more about balance.
503
00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:39,300
That didn't even really look like karate.
504
00:25:39,340 --> 00:25:42,140
Blueprints don't actually look
like cars either, do they?
505
00:25:42,170 --> 00:25:43,400
What do you mean?
506
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,540
That was kata.
507
00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:46,580
It's the foundation of my karate.
508
00:25:47,510 --> 00:25:48,710
It's cool.
509
00:25:49,350 --> 00:25:51,620
You want to stick around?
510
00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:53,120
Learn a few things?
511
00:25:55,150 --> 00:25:56,550
Sure.
512
00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:00,720
All right.
513
00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:12,710
Three more absences, Sensei.
514
00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:15,310
Bunch of pussies.
515
00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:16,840
No, it's my fault.
516
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,210
Since you joined Cobra Kai,
517
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,940
I have been hard on you.
518
00:26:23,550 --> 00:26:25,050
I've called you names.
519
00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:28,120
I've humiliated you.
520
00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:31,790
Some of you I've hit.
521
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:37,190
And for that, I don't apologize.
522
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:42,700
Cobra Kai is about strength.
523
00:26:42,730 --> 00:26:44,146
If you're not strong on the inside,
524
00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:46,110
you can't be strong on the outside.
525
00:26:48,270 --> 00:26:50,670
And right now you're all weak.
526
00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:54,620
And I know that
527
00:26:54,650 --> 00:26:56,220
because I was you.
528
00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:01,250
I used to have no friends.
529
00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:04,520
Used to be the weirdo kid.
530
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:08,060
Not that weird; I still hooked
up with babes and all, but...
531
00:27:08,090 --> 00:27:11,090
The point is, I wasn't always
the badass sensei I am today.
532
00:27:12,260 --> 00:27:15,200
Just like a cobra, I had
to shed my loser skin
533
00:27:15,230 --> 00:27:17,230
to find my true power.
534
00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:19,570
And you guys will too.
535
00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:23,340
Welcome to Cobra Kai.
536
00:27:25,980 --> 00:27:28,820
Eli, what happened?
537
00:27:28,850 --> 00:27:30,850
I'm flipping the script.
538
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,080
Wait, are you the kid with the lip?
539
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,760
Nice cut, bro.
540
00:27:35,790 --> 00:27:37,420
You see that?
541
00:27:37,450 --> 00:27:41,920
Doesn't matter if you're a
loser or a nerd or a freak.
542
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:47,070
All that matters is that you become badass.
543
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,370
Hawk.
544
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,470
Fall in.
545
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,980
Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
546
00:28:01,010 --> 00:28:03,180
No, Sensei!
547
00:28:03,210 --> 00:28:06,210
Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
548
00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:07,280
No, Sensei.
549
00:28:09,650 --> 00:28:13,020
Defeat does not exist
in this dojo, does it?
550
00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:14,090
No, Sensei.
551
00:28:16,490 --> 00:28:20,160
Class, are you ready to
learn the way of the fist?
552
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,430
Yes, Sensei!
553
00:28:30,670 --> 00:28:32,510
Hey, Sensei, I need to ask you something.
554
00:28:32,540 --> 00:28:33,670
What is it?
555
00:28:33,710 --> 00:28:34,786
Well, there's a girl at school.
556
00:28:34,810 --> 00:28:36,010
Is she hot?
557
00:28:36,050 --> 00:28:37,990
- Yes, she's hot, super-hot.
- Nice.
558
00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,060
I mean, I want to ask her out,
559
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,480
but I just don't know.
560
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,296
Don't know? What's
there to think about?
561
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,660
What if she says no?
562
00:28:43,690 --> 00:28:45,590
Never accept defeat, Diaz.
563
00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:47,050
What's up, man?
564
00:28:47,090 --> 00:28:49,090
We got an idea that we want to run by you.
565
00:28:49,130 --> 00:28:50,970
Tonight, it's gonna be a big score.
566
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,070
LaRusso's Luxury Motors.
567
00:28:55,730 --> 00:28:56,970
What's the plan?
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