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Miguel?
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I'll be right there. Almost finished.
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Mira quién llegó.
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Hey, guys.
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Mmm, it smells good in here.
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- Hice pollo en pipian.
- Ay, gracias, mamá.
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I'm sorry I'm late again.
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Things are crazy at the hospital.
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It's okay, you're short-staffed.
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But we saved you some food.
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So, did you decide what you're going as
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for the Halloween dance?
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Well, I was thinking Deadpool,
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but the costume's a little pricey.
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Well, how much is it?
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Oh, it doesn't have to be Deadpool.
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You want a Deadpool costume?
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We'll make you a Deadpool costume.
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- Oh, Miggy.
- Mm-hmm?
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What happened to your hand?
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Um...
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What?
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Ah, shit.
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Hey, you don't happen to have any friends
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who wanna learn karate, do you?
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Oh, what am I saying? You
don't have any friends.
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Sorry.
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Hey, Sensei, when am I gonna
learn to do some kicking?
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I was watching this YouTube video
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of this guy breaking boards
and it looked badass.
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Yeah, no shit. Kicking is badass.
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But you're not ready.
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Besides, if I don't get
more students in here,
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I'm not gonna be able
to teach you anything.
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You've thought about advertising, right?
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Yeah, duh. 'Course.
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Okay, I gotta run into the office.
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Apparently your cousin Louie
didn't show up again.
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- So we're short-staffed.
- Okay.
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I know that your mother said
that he cleaned up his act,
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but it's just not working out.
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Yesterday I caught him
sticking his bare hands
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in the popcorn machine. It's disgusting.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know,
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Louie opened an underground
casino in the break room.
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Yeah.
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Wait, what?
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Sam's gonna be fine.
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We met Kyler.
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Outside of wasting a few
bucks worth of tuna,
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he seemed harmless.
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Yeah, I've known plenty of
guys that seemed harmless
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that were real pieces of
crap behind the scenes.
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Come on, you're really
gonna trust that Cobra guy
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over your own daughter?
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I say you show this punk who's boss.
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The next time he's around, you corner him,
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and you whisper in his ear,
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"If you get her pregnant,
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"you're the one that's
getting the abortion."
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What the hell are you even talking about?
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"Jungle Fever." The movie.
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John Turturro says that
to, uh... what's his name?
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The black guy with the tax problems,
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kills all the vampires. Blade!
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I appreciate the parental advice, Louie,
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but I don't think threatening a teenager
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is the go-to move here, okay?
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Exactly, you're gonna drive Sam
right into this guy's arms.
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Trust me, I date girls with daddy issues.
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They're the worst.
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- And the best.
- Okay, then.
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Maybe you should keep an eye on him.
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- What do you mean, like spy?
- Yeah.
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Everything you need to know
is in this thing right here.
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All you need to do is get her pass code.
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No, Daniel, don't listen to him.
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This is how porn stars are created.
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We're already in the Valley,
she only has to drive
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five minutes to audition for Vixen Video.
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- Vixen Video, where is that?
- It's on Magnolia.
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Guys, it's my daughter here.
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I'm just gonna talk to Sam,
let her live her life.
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That's the best I can do.
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Cyberbullying is no laughing matter.
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Sending a cruel message to someone online
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can be just as hurtful as
saying it to their face.
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I'm not gonna name names, but the other day
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a mother called me up
because her son was crying
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after some kids online made
fun of his facial deformity.
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- The kid right there!
- The kid with the weird lip.
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But today, our goal here
is to make this school
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a safe space for all students.
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You know, if you're sick
of getting bullied,
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my karate dojo's looking for recruits.
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Yeah, right, you hear that, Eli?
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A little karate training
and you're gonna kick
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some major ass.
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I'm serious, Demetri, all right?
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My sensei's the real deal,
and I'm sure I could
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get you both discounts.
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As enticing as that sounds,
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I think we'd rather spend our afternoons
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playing Crucible Control than
getting hit in the face.
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Oh, and one last thing.
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While we're all looking forward
to the Halloween dance,
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let's make sure our costumes
are culturally sensitive.
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For example, instead of "sexy nurse,"
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maybe try "gender-neutral
hospital employee."
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Instead of a geisha...
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Hey, I got a great idea for
our costumes this year.
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- Um...
- I was thinking...
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I go as sodium, and you go as chloride.
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And when people ask what we are,
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we do this.
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What is that, some dumb
inside joke you guys have?
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I mean, it's not really "inside."
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Sodium chloride is table salt.
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Yeah, I was kidding.
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We actually decided to go as Laker girls.
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Oh.
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But maybe we can order another.
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They're one-size-fits-all,
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which suddenly seems
like false advertising.
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Mm.
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I just need you to bring
attention to the dojo.
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All right? I want everybody
to see this sign.
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Do you want me to flash my bits?
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That'll cost you extra.
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No, that's the opposite of what I want.
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Nobody wants to see your bits.
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Just take the sign, hold it up in the air,
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and spin it around, all right?
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Do that all day, and you'll get your money.
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Well, I want meth and a burrito.
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You can spend it on whatever you want.
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That's how money works.
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Just do your job, spin it around.
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I'll be back later, you got it?
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- Got it.
- Hold the sign up.
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Hey, how're you doing?
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It's never too late to
learn how to kick ass.
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What's up, fellas? Here
you go, one for you.
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Hey, bro-hams.
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Wanna score those hot babes?
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Try karate.
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Kicks get chicks.
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Well, we were just gonna
go talk to 'em, but, uh,
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yeah, you know, maybe taking
karate lessons from a stranger
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in the park is a better strategy, right?
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Nice headband, bro-ham.
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Outside, outside.
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Sam?
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Hey, Sam, I wanted to...
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I'm in the shower.
I'll be out in a minute.
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Something big?
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- What're you doing?
- Huh?
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Oh, I was having trouble with my Wi-Fi.
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I wanted to see if Sam was too
or it was just my phone, but...
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I got it working now, so we're all good.
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Have you thought about
what you want for dinner?
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I'm thinking about making my broccoli rabe.
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Is "Shark Tank" on tonight?
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Hey, Sensei, you told me
to be here at 5:00, right?
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Yeah, but today's training's cancelled.
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What? Why?
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'Cause I said so.
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Wait, Sensei, there's something
that I wanna show you.
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Look, I'm really not in the mood.
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But I think you'll like it.
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It's a Cobra Kai webpage, right?
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I made it in study hall.
Click on the snake.
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Okay, this is the sign-in page.
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Now, I was thinking,
maybe we can make an app
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where you track your progress,
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get a social media campaign going,
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get it out to the whole school.
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The possibilities are endless.
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Oh.
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That was my mom. I'll call her back later.
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- Hey, was that just...
- Ratt?
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- Awesome, right?
- Yeah.
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I went online and looked up Guns N' Roses
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and ended up going on this
whole '80s rock rabbit hole.
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That shit is dope.
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All right,
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meet me at the high school at midnight.
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- Don't be late.
- W-what for?
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You wanna learn how to kick ass?
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First you gotta learn how to kick.
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I mean, I feel bad for
Aisha, but at the same time,
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I don't wanna dress up
as a molecular compound.
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No, I totally get it.
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But hey, just because you guys
aren't wearing the same costume
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doesn't mean you can't hang
out at the dance together.
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Mm, speaking of the dance, I
got an email from the school.
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They're looking for chaperones.
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- They seem pretty desperate.
- Yeah, no kidding.
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Who wants to spend their
Friday night in a sweaty gym?
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Well, you're off the
hook, I said I'd do it.
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Look, come on.
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Counselor Blatt and I go way back.
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I couldn't leave her hangin'.
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Mom.
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Come on, Daniel.
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Would you want one of your parents
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at your high school dance?
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My mom drove me on dates, okay?
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Yeah? And how'd that go?
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- This is so not fair.
- You won't even notice me.
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- I'll be a ghost.
- Ghosts are lame.
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Yeah, I'm not talking about a costume,
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it's just an expression.
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Just promise me you won't embarrass me.
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I promise.
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Sensei, what are we doing here at midnight?
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Are you sure we're supposed to be here?
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Yeah, don't worry, my
buddy's the night janitor.
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Okay.
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All right, let me see your hands.
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Here you go.
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Hey.
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What're you doing?
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When you're in a fight, your first instinct
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is to use your hands, right?
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You gotta unlearn that.
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And think with your legs.
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Uh, how do I think with my legs?
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Well, you just, uh...
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Oh!
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Use those legs, kick your way out.
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Shit.
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I'm drowning.
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Drowning is for pussies, all right?
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Don't be a pussy. Use your legs.
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Probably should've asked him
if he knew how to swim.
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Please. Not again, I'll die.
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Cobra Kai never die. Say it.
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Cobra Kai never die.
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Say it like your life depends on it.
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Cobra Kai never dies!
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Now, I'm not gonna help
you this time, all right?
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All right, you have all the
power in your legs you need.
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Use it to kick your way up.
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- Do you understand?
- Yes, Sensei.
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Come on, come on.
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Come on, come on.
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Yes, that's it! Keep kicking.
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- Huh!
- Harder.
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Come on, princess.
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Huh, hyah! Huh!
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- Harder.
- Hyah!
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Keep that leg up, like a man!
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- Huh!
- Hyah!
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Kick your enemy in the face.
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No mercy.
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Three minutes, keep going.
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Yeah!
260
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,010
That's it.
261
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,280
Ten minutes!
262
00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,090
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
263
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,790
Oh, shit. We gotta go, we gotta go.
264
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,860
You're not allowed in here!
265
00:12:35,890 --> 00:12:38,390
- I thought you knew this guy!
- Of course not, I lied.
266
00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:40,320
- Aww!
- Run!
267
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,506
I wish I could show my mom
what I did to those boards,
268
00:12:42,530 --> 00:12:46,170
but if she knew where I was
right now, she would kill me.
269
00:12:48,130 --> 00:12:50,500
Ugh.
270
00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:54,240
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.
271
00:12:54,270 --> 00:12:55,110
Put your costume on.
272
00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:56,286
I'm driving you to that dance,
273
00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:58,030
and we're gonna pick up some more students.
274
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,850
What the hell is that?
275
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,150
This is my Halloween costume.
276
00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:08,620
My ya-ya made it. It
started off as Deadpool.
277
00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:11,450
Then I think it was Spider-Man,
and then it just kinda became
278
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:12,890
some generic superhero.
279
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,320
Yeah, a poor one at that.
280
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,730
- You're Poor-Man.
- Yeah.
281
00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,760
Well, I can't let you go out like that.
282
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,400
We have a reputation to uphold.
283
00:13:22,430 --> 00:13:23,560
What do you suggest?
284
00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:48,330
Oh, skeleton. Classic. Nice.
285
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,460
Thanks. I like your sorcerer costume.
286
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,870
Sorcerer? Please.
287
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,670
- I'm a necromancer.
- What?
288
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:56,940
Didn't you see "The Amulet"?
289
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,540
So are you a regular doctor, or...
290
00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:01,770
Plastic surgeon. I fix lips.
291
00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:04,110
Nice.
292
00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:06,170
All right, y'all, we're
'bout to switch it up.
293
00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:11,450
Thanks for reaching out to chaperone.
294
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,710
That was so kind of you.
295
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,050
Well, I just wanna make sure
296
00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:15,690
the kids are having a good night.
297
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,190
Aww.
298
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,680
Hey, guys, check out
this rad Internet site.
299
00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:43,580
W-W-W, period, Cobra Kai, period,
300
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,620
C-O-M, all lowercase.
301
00:14:45,650 --> 00:14:47,990
Uh, thanks?
302
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,820
Hey, just... I'll be right back.
303
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,100
Okay.
304
00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:58,930
- Hey.
- Hey.
305
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,330
I like your costume.
306
00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:01,900
Thanks, it, uh,
307
00:15:01,930 --> 00:15:03,346
doesn't really work without the chloride.
308
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,040
I don't know, sodium's pretty badass.
309
00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:07,370
It's the silent killer.
310
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,050
- Hey, look, I...
- It's okay.
311
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:15,020
I'd rather go as sexy than funny too,
312
00:15:15,050 --> 00:15:16,690
if I had that option.
313
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,220
Don't say that.
314
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,120
Hey, Sam, come over, we're gonna go live.
315
00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:22,920
- Get your ass over here.
- One second.
316
00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,890
Can we make plans to hang out soon?
317
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,860
It's been way too long.
318
00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:28,690
I'd love that.
319
00:15:28,730 --> 00:15:30,230
Stay salty, my friend.
320
00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:35,540
- Hurry up.
- Come on, let's go.
321
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:41,100
- Punch?
- Oh, hey, thanks.
322
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,880
I was kinda hoping you
would show up in costume.
323
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,480
Maybe a karate gi?
324
00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:48,380
No, oh, God, I haven't worn
one of those in a while.
325
00:15:48,410 --> 00:15:50,880
You know, I still can't
believe you and Ali broke up
326
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,520
after high school.
327
00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:54,750
Things change.
328
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,590
Sometimes.
329
00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:10,140
Hold on a sec.
330
00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:31,030
What do you think you're doing?
331
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,930
Promoting my business.
332
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,460
Why don't you try minding yours?
333
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,700
Minding mine? Y-you...
334
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,770
You know what? Look, this is...
335
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,240
This is ridiculous, okay?
336
00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:44,440
We can both be adults here.
337
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:47,170
I just don't know why you'd
ever wanna bring back Cobra Kai
338
00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:49,450
after what your sensei did to you.
339
00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:52,440
'Cause I'm not Kreese.
And the lessons worked.
340
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,380
Strike first, no mercy. Real good lessons.
341
00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:57,156
If you think I'm gonna let
you fill these kids' heads
342
00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:59,020
with that garbage, you're nuts, man.
343
00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:01,020
Yeah, is that why you're
following me around?
344
00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:03,090
I'm not following you around.
I'm here to...
345
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,060
Kyler, where are we going?
346
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,060
You'll see.
347
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,906
You know, you gotta get off
school property, okay?
348
00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:13,500
Listen, y-you can't be here.
349
00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:14,830
I'm serious.
350
00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:16,970
I know you're serious.
351
00:17:22,010 --> 00:17:23,610
Okay, are we ready?
352
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,880
Let's ask the Dragon Queens to dance.
353
00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:28,610
Slow your roll, we got time.
354
00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:30,720
No, no...
355
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,750
Shit.
356
00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:34,980
We just lost one to Doctor Who.
357
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,690
I have to go to the bathroom.
358
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,390
Yeah, me too.
359
00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:40,820
That punch is going right through me.
360
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:48,070
Oh, my God, how pathetic.
361
00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:53,580
She's like a pig at a trough.
362
00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:58,750
So, what did you wanna show me?
363
00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:04,680
Um, it's in my pocket. Can
you help me with the belt?
364
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,220
Yeah.
365
00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:11,890
- It's so hard.
- Almost, right?
366
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,790
All right, hey, that's enough, come on.
367
00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:15,000
Dad, what are you doing?
368
00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:16,770
No, no, no, you don't understand.
369
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,070
No, I understand plenty, okay?
370
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,406
I knew there was something off about you
371
00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:20,606
when you wouldn't eat the toro.
372
00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:22,006
Dad, you said you wouldn't embarrass me.
373
00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:26,330
Sam, trust me, this guy's bad news, okay?
374
00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:27,940
I was gonna give her this.
375
00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:29,840
Uh, this, uh, this was my grandma's,
376
00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:32,110
and I wanted to give it to Sam.
377
00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:38,720
- Sam.
- Don't talk to me.
378
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,420
Sam! S...
379
00:18:42,150 --> 00:18:43,350
Excuse me.
380
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,660
Hey, can we get out of here, please?
381
00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:49,260
Not yet. Wait for it.
382
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,740
We got it too!
383
00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:10,350
Piggy, piggy!
384
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:16,420
Cheeto pig!
385
00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:21,060
First high school dance in the books,
386
00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:22,306
and we didn't even make an attempt.
387
00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:24,700
Well, statistically speaking, zero for zero
388
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:28,570
is better than zero for one,
so it could've been worse.
389
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,540
Yo, so frustrated, man.
390
00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:37,440
I was just about to give her the bracelet.
391
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,780
Like that cheap one you gave
to that East Valley slut?
392
00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:42,410
Yeah, it worked on her, so
might as well try it again.
393
00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:44,050
But Sam's dad had to ruin everything.
394
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:48,450
I'm sorry, dude, you had her
in the palm of your dick.
395
00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:50,630
Oh!
396
00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:54,530
Oh, shit.
397
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,100
You better watch out, 'Rhea.
398
00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:03,576
That bum's not here to save you this time.
399
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,740
Yeah, he's not a bum, he's my sensei.
400
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:08,270
Watch out, guys.
401
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:10,050
'Rhea knows karate now.
402
00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:15,910
Yeah!
403
00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:22,120
Get him! You're gonna pay!
404
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:23,620
Oh, shit!
405
00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:28,860
Grab him. Grab him. Get him!
406
00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:30,760
No, no, let me go!
407
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:31,900
Ah!
408
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,030
Pick him up.
409
00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:38,210
- Come on, Ky! Get him!
- You're a dead man.
410
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,280
Please! No, no, no!
411
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,840
- Pound him, Ky.
- Ah!
412
00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:43,440
Ah! Ah!
413
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,400
Whoo! That was brutal, Ky.
414
00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:09,630
- You broke 'Rhea off!
- Yeah, man!
415
00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:12,870
Whoo-hoo!
416
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,470
He had it comin'.
417
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,450
♪ When everything has turned to black ♪
418
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,550
♪ You don't know where to go ♪
419
00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:30,990
♪ You need something to justify your soul ♪
420
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:40,670
Why don't you tell me who did this?
421
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,240
It's not Sensei Lawrence's fault.
422
00:21:42,270 --> 00:21:43,500
No more karate.
423
00:21:43,540 --> 00:21:45,310
If you knew him, you'd
see he's a great man!
424
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,510
There is no dojo.
425
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:49,880
I'm closing it up.
426
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,980
- Hey, hon.
- I just wanted to brace you
427
00:21:54,010 --> 00:21:56,210
for the billboard.
428
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:57,890
Mother...
429
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,190
Your note said he'd be gone two weeks,
430
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:01,790
and it's been almost a month.
431
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,360
What, are you saying Robby's
been out of school for a month?
432
00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:06,330
You gave up on day one.
433
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,100
Well, I'm here now.
434
00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:10,030
It's too late, Johnny.
435
00:22:14,170 --> 00:22:15,940
What, you looking at that karate?
436
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,540
No. It's my dad.
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