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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,232 Okay. 2 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:13,311 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 3 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:15,515 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 4 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,816 Come on, let's go. Let's go, buddy. 5 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:18,680 Come on, come on, we gotta move, we gotta move. 6 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,040 Whoa! 7 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,715 Uh-oh! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 8 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,074 No, no, no, no, no! 9 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:35,840 Huh? 10 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:37,279 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 11 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,396 Hey! Hey! Gotcha! 12 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,071 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 13 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:46,599 Ow! Ow! Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! 14 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,870 I don't like it! I don't like it! 15 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:56,995 Whoo! 16 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,193 Ow! Ooh! Ah! Ow! Ow! 17 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,872 Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! Oh! 18 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,076 Beak! Wing! Tail! 19 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,160 Ribs! 20 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:07,869 Giblets! 21 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:10,395 Ha! 22 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,520 I'm flying! 23 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:14,629 Nope, still can't fly. 24 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,557 I cannot believe this. 25 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:21,879 Breathe, breathe. 26 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,079 Bottom feeder. 27 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,879 Up and over! 28 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:31,914 Whew! 29 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,149 Ta-da! 30 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:37,496 No, no, no, no. 31 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,431 Look. It's okay. I'm just a clown. 32 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:40,794 Oh, boy. 33 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,836 That's a loud... Loud... 34 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:44,319 You're very scared of me. 35 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,753 Here, come here. 36 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,068 Nope. Okay. Nope. Never mind. 37 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:48,275 Uh, happy hatchday! 38 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:49,360 Oh! Hi, pal. 39 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:53,712 You must be so disappointed in yourself for being this late. 40 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:54,800 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 41 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,096 I'm not late. Look at the time. 42 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,917 See, the order said before noon. 43 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,309 Okay, now you're late. 44 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,277 - What? - Where have you been? 45 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,416 - It's funny you ask. You see, I was... - You missed the party. 46 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,192 - What is that? - Oh, that. 47 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,560 Um, yes, see, I fell on the box. 48 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:11,999 Oh, the squirrel? 49 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,274 That's on us. 50 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,920 You know, I tried to keep my body between the ground and the box, 51 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,720 but, you know, I think I got a little bruise. 52 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,358 See anything back there? 53 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:20,509 Hear that, honey? 54 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:25,151 The clown we paid to be here an hour ago fell on our son's hatchday cake. 55 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,754 That's why our son's hatchday party is ruined! 56 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:28,840 Oh! 57 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:31,878 And the next time you mess up, don't tell me a story, 58 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,997 just take responsibility. 59 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,559 Hey, man, it wasn't a story. 60 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,870 "I'm a screwup that woke up late 61 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,936 "and fell on the thing you paid for!" 62 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,976 - It wasn't a story. I almost drowned. - "I'm really bad at my job and I'm late..." 63 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,399 Why don't we just settle this out 64 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,232 - and say the cake's on you. - You. 65 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,351 I'm sorry, it's on me? 66 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:56,993 Well, who else would it be on? 67 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,073 Well, you know, I... 68 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:04,835 I'm not sure you're gonna like this, um, but since you asked. 69 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:08,357 Rather than being on me, as you suggested, 70 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,237 this cake is on you! 71 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,313 So, you wanna hear a story? 72 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,829 I run my butt off, literally, mind you, 73 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,036 to get the "gluten-free cake." 74 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:21,553 What the heck is gluten? 75 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,835 I mean, does gluten even exist? 76 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,319 Who are you? 77 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,435 Get outta here! 78 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:28,440 Already? But you're the only one that's had cake. 79 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,480 What... 80 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:30,640 Mmm. 81 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,268 Oh, that's good stuff. 82 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,656 Mmm. Anybody want to eat some cake off their dad or husband? 83 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,638 Who needs plates when you got this guy's face, right? 84 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,717 Oh, oh, mmm! Oh, wait. I almost forgot. 85 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:42,336 You know, I'm supposed to do a quick customer satisfaction survey 86 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,032 before I split, okay? 87 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:47,271 So, on a scale of one to three stars, what would you say about my performance? 88 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,856 And don't forget, the squirrel was... 89 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,393 ...free... 90 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:57,797 - Sorry about this! - No! 91 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:01,193 My bad. 92 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:03,960 Huh! 93 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,832 Mmm! 94 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:14,879 Congratulations! 95 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,149 - Huh? - Oh! 96 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,389 It's a boy! 97 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:26,955 Mmm. 98 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,116 Mmm. 99 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,040 Hmm? 100 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,230 - Ooh. Ooh, ooh. - Huh? 101 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,436 Mm. Mm. 102 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,032 Ooh-hoo-hoo! 103 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,157 Hey, Eyebrows. 104 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,229 Eyebrows! 105 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:57,594 Eyebrows! 106 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,519 Whee! 107 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,074 Huh? 108 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,235 Oh! 109 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,560 Hmm. 110 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:39,833 Uh-oh. 111 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:41,800 Hmm? 112 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Oh. 113 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:12,232 Your Honor, our family has always practiced natural childhatch. 114 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:16,199 The risks of having a scrambled infant are too great. 115 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,952 There was going to be music, 116 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:21,231 the nest was going to be full of beautiful, fresh-cut flowers. 117 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,238 And the first two faces he was going to see 118 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,912 were the loving faces 119 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,416 of his mother and his father. 120 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,635 We can never get that moment back. 121 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,794 Ma'am, I never wanted my face to be the first face your baby saw. 122 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:39,536 I mean, what are we talking about here? 123 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,278 He probably doesn't even remember me. 124 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:43,195 Daddy! 125 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,271 No, no, no. No. Shh. Shut up. 126 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:46,400 Shut up. 127 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:47,555 Cool it. 128 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,111 Ladies and gentlemen, am I a passionate bird? 129 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:53,275 Yes. 130 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,554 Guilty as can be. 131 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,756 - It was a quality cake. - Mmm. 132 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:00,799 Look, I worked very hard to get it there on time 133 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:04,031 and he wouldn't even try it! 134 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:08,318 Mr. Red, we are a happy, happy bird community. 135 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,469 Mmm-hmm. 136 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,755 Under the protection of Mighty Eagle, 137 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:16,595 we work, we play, we laugh, we love, 138 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,831 and we live our lives free from conflict and strife, sir. 139 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,229 We love the sound of our own voice, too, evidently. 140 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,956 Perhaps you never heard the joke, "Why don't birds fly?" 141 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,268 I'm gonna tell you why. 142 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,834 Because where else would we ever wanna go? 143 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,275 - It gets me every time, guys! - Wow! Not a good joke. 144 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,591 So now, what am I to make of the likes of you? 145 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:40,878 There seems to be a recurring issue here. 146 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,515 Anger. 147 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,016 I don't think I have an anger issue. 148 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,632 I think you got an anger issue. 149 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:52,878 Anger is a weed growing in our garden. 150 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,477 And what do you do when you find a weed? 151 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,109 I don't know, but I bet you're gonna tell me. 152 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,918 You pluck it out! 153 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,798 Oh, my God. 154 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:06,869 Mr. Red, when you moved your house outside of our village, 155 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,349 did you notice that nobody tried to stop you? 156 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:16,277 Birds, they may smile at you on the street, but that doesn't mean they like you. 157 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,469 Mmm-hmm. Hey, you know what? I got a question for you. 158 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,075 Are you aware that that robe that you're wearing isn't fooling anybody? 159 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:28,358 We all see ya prancing along the street, Your Honor! 160 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,876 And you're, what, and I'm just approximating here, like, an inch tall? 161 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,456 You... What are you doing? 162 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,277 Voilà! 163 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:36,675 Yeesh. 164 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,016 What the... 165 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,553 Daddy! 166 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,717 Mr. Red, given the severity of the crimes, 167 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:48,989 I have no choice but to impose the maximum penalty allowed by the law. 168 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,992 Anger management class. 169 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,160 Oh. 170 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:55,759 Pluck my life. 171 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,436 - Fresh worms caught today. - Huh? 172 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:01,714 Hey, Red. How are ya? 173 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:02,800 Oh, I'm horrible. 174 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:03,840 Oh, hi, Red. 175 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:04,989 It's good to see you! 176 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,816 - I wish I could say the same. - Get your worms here! 177 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,114 Upsy-daisy! 178 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,519 Thank you. 179 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,670 Ah! Huh? 180 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,153 Huh? 181 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,274 - Let's go. - Oh. 182 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,551 How are you, Susie? You good? 183 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:23,148 No running. No running. 184 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,233 - Ooh! - Come on. 185 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:28,193 Hey, how's that nap schedule coming along? 186 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,633 Oh, boy. 187 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,550 You guys ever thought about bird control? 188 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:33,880 Oof! 189 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,109 Left, right, left, right. 190 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,633 There ya go. 191 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:41,875 Hey, hey. 192 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,752 All right. Oop! 193 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,672 Shirley. 194 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:53,875 Girly, you got this. 195 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,120 We don't want you to fall, now. Take your time. 196 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,071 Here we go. That's it. 197 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:01,953 Oh, you're doing it! 198 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,280 Seriously? 199 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,588 I'm almost there. 200 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:09,988 Hmm? 201 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,080 Nope. 202 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:12,229 Hmm. 203 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,313 Pigeon pose. 204 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,079 Crane pose. 205 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,280 Okay, we worked out. 206 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,231 - Who's down for a froyo? - Ooh! 207 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,355 - Froyo. - Wow. 208 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,192 "Mighty Mighty Eagle, soaring free. 209 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,952 "Defender of our homes and liberty!" 210 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,040 Hi, Red. 211 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,599 Is one of those yours? 212 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:42,720 What? 213 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,552 Yeah, when birds fly. 214 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,756 "Mighty Eagle is a legend." 215 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,475 Mmm. 216 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,309 You think that's funny? Ha-ha-ha! 217 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,509 This is funny! 218 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:37,840 Uh-oh. 219 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,480 Oh! Ah! Come on! 220 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:57,920 What? 221 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,400 Oof! 222 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,359 Whew! 223 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,792 Hmm? 224 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,472 Don't look, Bobby. 225 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,756 The anger might be contagious. 226 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,160 Let's go! 227 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,394 - He started it. - Move it, move it! Don't look back! 228 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,399 There you go. 229 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,235 Uh-huh. 230 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,315 Oh, look at this. 231 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,152 This is gonna be awful. 232 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,236 Okay, I guess that's art. 233 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,193 That's garbage. 234 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,113 And that's exotic. 235 00:13:58,760 --> 00:13:59,954 "Free rage" what? 236 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,056 Oh, hi! 237 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,559 - Hi there! Welcome... - Oh, hello. 238 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,835 ...to the Infinity Acceptance group. 239 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,353 - I am Matilda. - Okay. 240 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:10,797 And I'm just super psyched to be taking this journey with you! 241 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,195 Ah! You're gonna have a blast. 242 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,759 I'm really fun. 243 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,592 Everybody says that about me. 244 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,079 Hey, guys. 245 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,513 Say hello to Red, everyone. 246 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,600 Hello! 247 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,548 Hi, Red. 248 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,551 Hello, birds I won't get to know well. 249 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,256 Hey, apparently somebody didn't get the memo that we like to start on time 250 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,296 because you're about two minutes late. 251 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,360 Don't let it happen again. 252 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,400 Hi, my name is Chuck. 253 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,496 I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot. 254 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,714 I like you a lot. I can tell. 255 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,155 Okay. 256 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:38,199 Now, Red, would you like to share your story with us? 257 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,429 No, not really. 258 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,478 Well, the court mentioned something about a rage episode 259 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,835 at a child's birthday party. 260 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,031 How long is this class, anyway? 261 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,475 As long as you make it. 262 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,152 - Really? Oh, okay. - Mmm-hmm. 263 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,789 Uh, gentlemen, very nice to see you, and to almost meet you. 264 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,816 Probably the nicest part of it is not getting to meet you, 265 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,456 you know, in some weird way. 266 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,357 All right, so I'm gonna go ahead 267 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:04,069 and scoot on back out past those creepy statues and, uh... 268 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,957 Back you go. 269 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,076 Sure. No, I can take a seat. 270 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,196 So, in another sense, 271 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:16,037 you are here until I notify the court that your anger issues have been resolved. 272 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,395 Oh, boy. 273 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,520 Chuck! 274 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,039 Share your story with Red. 275 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,190 Me? I am the last guy who should be here. 276 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,633 Simple speeding ticket. 277 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:28,474 Judge tells me I was going too fast, so I say, "Your Honor, to be honest, I was. 278 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,595 "You caught me." 279 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,113 I'm not angry. I'm honest. 280 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,310 So, shouldn't I be in honesty management class? 281 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,630 'Cause we gotta manage my honesty. 282 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:36,909 Mmm-hmm. 283 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:41,591 My one problem, that's a different story than you told last time. 284 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,070 Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police 285 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,077 Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast 286 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,200 Hmm. 287 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,952 Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police 288 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,679 Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast 289 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,149 Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police 290 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,834 Woop-woop! That's the sound of da beast 291 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,551 Drinks on me, guys! 292 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,360 Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police 293 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,715 Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast 294 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,677 - Mmm-mmm. - Chuck? 295 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,671 Okay, maybe it wasn't ice cream. 296 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,716 All right, Chuck, thanks. We got it. 297 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,360 And this is T erence. 298 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,276 Whew! More like terrifying. 299 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,233 Now, it says here, in your little filey... 300 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:49,551 Terence, uh, seems to have had an incident. 301 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,316 Now, Bomb started with us two weeks ago. 302 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,231 Tell us your story, Bomb. 303 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,955 Okay. 304 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,395 Well, sometimes when I get upset, 305 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:03,837 I, uh, have been known to, uh, blow up. 306 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,955 So, like, uh... Like, what, like, you get mad, you mean? 307 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,189 Well, no. 308 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,032 I literally blow up, okay? 309 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,588 I explode like a bomb. 310 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,993 Hence the name. 311 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,119 Surprise! 312 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,798 Ah, excuse me. 313 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,029 Party foul. 314 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,120 Ow! 315 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,476 Do it! 316 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:35,560 No can do. 317 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,312 I just went boom-boom before class. 318 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,616 Hey, look, I don't want to be here at all, 319 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,349 but this can maybe make it a little more interesting to me, so please, explode. 320 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:43,714 You can't do it, can you? 321 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,869 Yes, I can, 322 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,991 - but I'm having back issues today. - Ugh! 323 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,196 So, I'm gonna have to take a rain check. 324 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,713 Oh, do it! 325 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,176 Not the time or place, little amigo. 326 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,111 These guys are all nuts, huh, big man? 327 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,959 Are we speaking telepathically, or you're just... 328 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,673 Good talk. 329 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,596 Nice chatting with you. 330 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:11,117 Today we're gonna be working on managing our anger through movement. 331 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:15,435 - Mmm. - The first pose is the dancer pose. 332 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,800 Great form, Terence. 333 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,068 Mmm! Eagle! Heron! 334 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,200 Peacock! Warrior! 335 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,316 Mountain! Tree! Rabbit! Fish! Locust! King pigeon! 336 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,913 And of course, downward duck. 337 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,393 Huh? 338 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,228 Uh, excuse me, boring hippie lady. 339 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,056 - Uh-huh? - Looks like the explodey guy's gonna puke. 340 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,638 And have you done this before? 341 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,676 Uh, yes, I have, but usually not for free. 342 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,239 Didn't think so. 343 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,016 - Awesome. - And how are we doing over here, Bomb? 344 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:40,032 Doing wonderful. Stretching out the core. 345 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:45,115 Just remember to breathe up through your feathers and from your talons. 346 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,997 Namaste. 347 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,957 Bomb? 348 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,835 Nice! 349 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,600 I don't know what happened. 350 00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,552 I was doing the poses, I was feeling all Zen, 351 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,950 Matilda was digging it, then I lost my grip on it. 352 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,071 Let it slip and it just squeaked out. 353 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,229 Hey, so, where we going? 354 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,958 I'm sorry. "We"? 355 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,040 Yes, we. 356 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,390 There's a new happiness exhibit at the Museum of Happiness 357 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,272 that I'm dying to see. 358 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,520 Uh, you know what? 359 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,312 I... I mean, I got a... I got a thing. 360 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,400 A thing? 361 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,034 Like a disease? 362 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,917 Is it bird flu? Chicken pox? 363 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,399 Cardinal sin? 364 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,950 No, by "thing," I mean, like, um, desire not to hang out. 365 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,040 With you. 366 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,760 Oh. 367 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,896 Oh, yeah, well... You know, may be for the best, you know, 368 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,639 because, uh, I got something, too. 369 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,518 Ha! How did I forget? 370 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,672 Even if you'd said yes, I probably couldn't have gone. 371 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,952 I'm busy, too. 372 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:50,389 I have a, uh, business offer, uh, deal that is, uh... 373 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,436 No, Bomb, you're not good at this, buddy. 374 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,069 It's... It's charming up to a point, and now it's just sad. 375 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,792 It's a guy I know. 376 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,554 And he's opening up 377 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,108 - a brand-new luxury... - Mmm-mmm. 378 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,718 ...class reunion. 379 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,115 Okay. 380 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,350 Good. Good, good, good. 381 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,192 Well, looks like it's just us. 382 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,713 Want to go get a bite? 383 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:16,634 Oh, but what about your "class reunion" where everybody brings a "business offer"? 384 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,790 Oh! No, no, no. 385 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,552 Chuck, I was lying. 386 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,834 I'm sorry if I fooled you. 387 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,349 - Hmm? - Nuh-uh! No means no. 388 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:30,800 Hmm. 389 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,400 My sweetheart. 390 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,514 Cheers. 391 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,434 - Hey! - Hmm? 392 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:38,909 Get over here! 393 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,956 Hey, peckerhead! 394 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,837 What's up? 395 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,559 Hmm. 396 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,230 To be the sad man 397 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,835 Ooh! 398 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,839 - Oh! Oh, I felt a peck! - Oh! 399 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,357 And no one knows what it's like to be hated 400 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,070 To be fated 401 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:07,397 To telling only lies 402 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,472 This is the legendary Mighty Eagle, 403 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:19,031 our protector and hero, but no one has seen him for years. 404 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,393 Mighty Eagle is missing. 405 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,516 When's Mighty Eagle gonna come back? 406 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,879 Eyebrows, didn't your parents ever tell you Mighty Eagle isn't real? 407 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,155 Shh. He doesn't know that. 408 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,708 - He doesn't have parents. - Yeah. 409 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,871 Or even friends. 410 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:46,550 No one knows what it's like To feel these feelings 411 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,476 Like I do 412 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,550 And I blame you 413 00:21:56,520 --> 00:22:02,072 No one bites back as hard on their anger 414 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,757 None of my pain and woe 415 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,511 Can show through 416 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,593 Aha! Eureka! 417 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,519 Say bye to Daddy. 418 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,669 Bye-bye! 419 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,239 - Goodbye, hatchlings. - Bye! 420 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,112 Have a happy day! 421 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:38,755 Good morning! 422 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,955 Morning, Your Honor. 423 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,515 Ow! 424 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,919 Here you go. 425 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,599 Bless you. 426 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,794 Mmm! 427 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,120 Mmm! 428 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:52,708 - Yes! - Bye! 429 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:53,869 Daddy's making dinner! 430 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:58,558 "If my name were Bobby Would you ask about my hobbies?" 431 00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,675 Whoa! 432 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,274 "Or if my name were Judas Would you ask me what my mood is?" 433 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,390 "I laugh, I cry, I love, I hate 434 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:10,874 "I do so much more than detonate" 435 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,319 Think about it. 436 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,671 That was beautiful. 437 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,513 Oh, you're gonna make me cry! 438 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,355 Yeah, that was some real clever symbolism. 439 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,393 Ah! Red, why don't we hear your poem? 440 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,152 - I don't have a poem. - Uh-huh. 441 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,275 Why not? 442 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,669 Because I didn't write one. 443 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,353 Right. Uh-huh. 444 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,512 And is there a reason? 445 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,896 Well, you know, I was gonna do it, 446 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:38,038 but then I thought about it and I realized, "Oh, this is a huge waste of my time." 447 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,155 So, I didn't do it. 448 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,629 Deep breath, deep breath. 449 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,119 Deep breath! 450 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:44,520 Ah! 451 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,551 And we're back in the now. 452 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,915 Chuck! You've had your hand up the whole time. 453 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Mmm-hmm. 454 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,679 My poem is about a hate crime. 455 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,360 Uh-oh. 456 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,072 Oh, no. 457 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,589 Lot of sickos out there. Lot of sickos. 458 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,993 "What, oh, what did I make you of? 459 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,718 - "I made you out of love" - MATILDA: Aw. 460 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,393 "But wait, too late! 461 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,311 "Now I see your fate 462 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:16,518 "Some very troubled somebody Destroyed you out of hate" 463 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,997 "What could have made him so despise 464 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,310 "Your happy smile, your laughing eyes? 465 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,592 - "Your soul was pure, your heart was true" - Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm. 466 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,434 "And someone hated that 467 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,233 "But who?" 468 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,549 Terence. 469 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,514 Yeah, I deserved that. 470 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,272 - Billy has passed... - Oh! 471 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,555 ...to a higher plane of existence. 472 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,471 Everyone, join wings. 473 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,708 Let us all say our goodbyes. 474 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,950 Yeah, let me get in here. I gotta say goodbye. 475 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,040 Okay. 476 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,216 Okay. You know, I'll just mourn from back here. 477 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,240 That's fine. 478 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,936 You know, if there's one thing Billy always hated, 479 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,155 - it was goodbyes. - Hey, what's going on out there? 480 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,231 Oh! Class dismissed. 481 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,314 Very moving. 482 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,776 Come on, everybody! Let's go! 483 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,153 Hey, where's everybody going? 484 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,753 Hurry! Something's coming! 485 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,360 Last one to the beach is a rotten egg! 486 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,440 Let's go! 487 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,120 Coming through! Pardon me! Excuse me! 488 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,519 What? 489 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,236 Ah! Again? 490 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,197 Let's get down to the beach! 491 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,599 Follow the trail! 492 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,392 Last one there is a rotten eggy! 493 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,480 What? 494 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:47,918 - Huh! - Didn't mean to photobomb you. 495 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,240 Sorry about that. 496 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,675 What is that thing? 497 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,309 It looks like a UFO. An Unidentified Floating Object. 498 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,233 Daddy! 499 00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,311 Stop it. No, I'm not your daddy! 500 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,069 What is that? 501 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,616 - Look at the size of that thing! - Where's it going? 502 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,835 I don't know, but it's not stopping. 503 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,710 My house, my house. 504 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:13,840 Slow down! 505 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:14,920 Stop! 506 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,473 Aw. 507 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,229 Phew! 508 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,039 What the... 509 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:39,036 - That house took me five years to build. - Wow! 510 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:43,557 It's such a shame when you create something and someone just destroys it. 511 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,999 Ladies and gentlemen, 512 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,992 - we have a very special guest for you! - Huh? 513 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,113 - He's a green marine sailing machine. - Careful, now. 514 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,192 And he's keen to let you know he's not mean! 515 00:26:56,280 --> 00:27:00,831 Put your wings together for Leonard! 516 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,153 Thank you so much. 517 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,516 Please hold your applause. 518 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,272 Greetings from my world! 519 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,794 The world of the pigs. 520 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,234 What's a pig? 521 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,870 I am a pig. 522 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,319 Unbelievable. 523 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,719 Unbelievable. 524 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,319 Oh! Where we going? 525 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,719 Wrong way. 526 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,991 Oopsie. Not working. 527 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,192 We practiced this 100 times. 528 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,998 - Oh, man. - Give it to me. 529 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,877 - Oh. - We're gonna come in again. 530 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,393 I'm so sorry. 531 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,958 My name is Leonard... 532 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,758 ...but my friends call me Chuckles. 533 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,229 Oh-ho-ho-ho! Very generous! 534 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,039 - Thank... - We mean no harm. 535 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,793 We saw your island across the sea, 536 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,359 and we thought, 537 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,112 "Wonder what they're up to." 538 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,470 But there's no other place besides here. 539 00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,749 - Yes, there is. - Stop it! 540 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,720 - And we are from there. - Please stop! 541 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,876 We call it Piggy Island. 542 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,519 Oh, my God. 543 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,275 P-I-double-G-Y Island. 544 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:10,988 Who else is out there? 545 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,197 My first officer, Ross, and I have sailed everywhere. 546 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,033 One brave soul against the sea. 547 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,120 And Ross. 548 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,160 Uh, excuse me. 549 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,516 Have you come to smash all of our houses or just mine? 550 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,392 Oh, man! 551 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,118 Somebody want a gift basket? 552 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,156 Please, please, don't be afraid. 553 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,438 My partner and I request 554 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,198 the honor of your friendship. 555 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,191 - Ross, show 'em how we do it. - Oh! 556 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,790 Don't worry, he's had all his shots. 557 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,240 We're all friends now! 558 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,320 Hi, friends. 559 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,120 Oh, not a hugger. 560 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,958 Huh? 561 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,200 Welcome to Bird Island! 562 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,919 Welcome to our new friends, the pigs. 563 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,749 Let us have a celebration! 564 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,831 - Put 'er there! - Welcome! 565 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,196 - Whoo! Sorry. - And a hoof to a wing. 566 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,511 We would like to honor the pigs with a special performance. 567 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,114 Hey, let's explo-o-o-ode! 568 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,315 Explode! 569 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,911 Oh, watch out. Shakin' my bacon! 570 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,194 They don't have feathers? 571 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,111 You know, they're just walking around naked, 572 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,394 just presenting themselves. 573 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,192 I'm looking at all their business here. 574 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,032 That part about them I really admire. 575 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,829 Now we would like to welcome our special guests, the pigs! 576 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,712 All right! 577 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,792 Thank you for your kindness and hospitality. 578 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,030 Our king sends his warmest regards. 579 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,160 "King"? 580 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:33,756 You have shared with us the wonders of your quaint, simple little island. 581 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,673 Drop the banner, Ross! 582 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,430 - Whoa! Uh-oh. - Now we would love to humbly share 583 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,909 some of the wonders of our world. 584 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,996 Yeah. Humble, my bird butt. 585 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,274 Language. 586 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,033 A hundred years from now, everyone will ask, 587 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,715 "How did the friendship between the pigs and the birds start?" 588 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:52,920 Who cares? 589 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,035 Oh, no. 590 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,031 Well, let them say we lit up the night! 591 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,033 Holy moly! 592 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,275 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 593 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,472 Hey, look, they destroyed more of the stuff we worked hard to build. 594 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,232 - But there's more! - More? 595 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,436 Has gravity gone haywire? 596 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,317 No! Even better! 597 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,517 Your friends, the pigs, proudly give you 598 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,558 the trampoline! 599 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,510 - Those are my assistants, Oinky... - Hello. 600 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,352 ...and Jon Ham! 601 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,440 Hold on a second. 602 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,496 I thought there was only supposed to be two of these guys. 603 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:30,919 Squad goals! 604 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,037 - Look at those jiggly pigglies! - Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 605 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,439 But that's not all. 606 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,074 Throwing things just got a whole lot easier. 607 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,991 Say hello to 608 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,672 the slingshot! 609 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,671 - Ta-da! - Ta-da! 610 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,392 - I can't see. Wow! - This is crazy! 611 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,920 - Tired of carrying things from place to place? - Yeah! 612 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,872 - Wish you could just get it there? - Yeah! 613 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,359 - Well, now you can! - How? 614 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,839 - Waiters, do me a favor. - Huh? 615 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,336 - Take the rest of the night off. - Thank you. 616 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,749 Hey, if you got the night off, why don't you fix my house! 617 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,071 Yeah, it's the same guy. 618 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:04,593 Well, the slingshot does it all in three easy steps. 619 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,990 Ready, aim, fire! 620 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,080 I got it! 621 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,473 Incredible! 622 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,315 - Flown in fresh! - Me! Me! I want fruit! 623 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,918 Guys, it's the same fruit sitting on the plates in front of you. 624 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,881 - Watch out for that pineapple. - Somebody, please... 625 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,150 And now for our last gift to you. 626 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,037 Shut up and fix my house! 627 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,678 We don't know him. 628 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,953 I'm going to ask for a volunteer from the audience. 629 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,393 Pick me! 630 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,480 Who should I pick? 631 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,232 - Who, who, who? - Pick me, Mr. Pig! 632 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,880 How about the red guy with the enormous eyebrows? 633 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,035 Aw. 634 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,917 - Me? - Mmm-hmm. 635 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,479 - Yeah! - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 636 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,959 Yes, you, sir. 637 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,075 Come on up here. 638 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,388 It's your lucky day! 639 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:48,656 Are you sure you don't want to choose 640 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,736 one of the hundreds of birds that had their wings up? 641 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,136 - Get him up here! - Come on, Red! 642 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,309 Have some fun! 643 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,597 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 644 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,398 Oh, he's shy. 645 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,515 You hear that? 646 00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,600 They're cheering for you. 647 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:00,908 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 648 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,230 Red guy with the eyebrows! 649 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,153 I would've sat closer had I known that I was gonna be part of the show. 650 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:07,874 Okay, now what? 651 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,315 Come on, give him a hand. 652 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,656 Right this way. Come on. 653 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,829 Relax. Be brave. 654 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,956 - Ready! - Who, me? Yeah, no, I'm ready. 655 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,598 - Aim! - Aim at what? 656 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,480 - Everybody on this one. - Fire! 657 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,756 Who says birds don't fly? 658 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,637 This seems really unnatural! 659 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,637 I hope he's okay. 660 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:28,954 Ow! 661 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,075 Hey, don't worry! 662 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,388 I'm fine! 663 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,959 Thanks for the lift! 664 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,156 I wish they would have done that 10 minutes ago. 665 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,080 Oh. 666 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,829 You know you want to search their boat. 667 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,558 What? No, I don't. 668 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,469 Yeah, you're right, I do. 669 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,234 Bomb's on his way. Mmm. Mmm! 670 00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,159 Come on. Let's go. 671 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,231 And remember, keep it quiet. 672 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,192 Oh, yeah. 673 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,829 - Whoa! This is an impressive ship! - Shh. No. Inside voice. 674 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,114 Inside voice. 675 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,200 - Come on. - Oh. 676 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,309 Sorry. 677 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,873 Hmm. Piggy fitness. 678 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,160 Mmm-hmm. 679 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,480 Ugh! 680 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,954 Mmm? Mmm-mmm. 681 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,120 Ah! 682 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,153 - Very strange. - Mmm. 683 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:35,960 Mmm. 684 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,635 - Huh? - Huh? 685 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,473 Who are these weirdos? 686 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,595 Huh? 687 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,438 Whoa! 688 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,271 What are you doing? We're trying to sneak around. 689 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,510 - We didn't rent this place out. - Wow! 690 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:52,976 - You can rent this place? - Hmm? 691 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,479 - Give me that! - Aw. 692 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,759 Hey, you guys! 693 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,359 No. 694 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,999 Looks like there's some more stuff down here. 695 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,630 We were hiding. 696 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,230 When I say, "Hey!" you say, "Ho!" 697 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,799 - Hey! - Ho! 698 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,554 - Hey! - Ho! 699 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,119 There's more of them! 700 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,200 Hey! 701 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,873 Ho... Oh! 702 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,389 That's right, I'm back. Uh-huh. 703 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,194 Enjoying the party, everyone? 704 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:36,394 Because while you were living it up, I snuck onto their boat. 705 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,456 - What? - What did he say? 706 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,232 And look at what I found. 707 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,591 There's more of them than we thought! 708 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,148 Which is, um, mysterious and weird, am I right? 709 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:48,915 Hi. 710 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,239 - How ya doin'? - Oh. 711 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,073 Remember, he said there were only two pigs on board, 712 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,435 but he was obviously lying. 713 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:57,720 Hmm. 714 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,434 Oh, and there are strange devices on their boat! 715 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,398 So, clearly, there's, you know, some messed-up stuff going on here. 716 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,799 How messed up? I don't know. 717 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,757 What specifically? I don't know that, either. 718 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:07,840 Any questions? 719 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,349 Sweet! 720 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,950 You snuck onto their boat? 721 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,951 Uh, you know, I don't need a reward. 722 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,016 If you guys are trying to think of what honor to bestow upon me, don't need it. 723 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,837 - Boo! - Yeah, boo 'em! 724 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,399 Boo! 725 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:23,959 - You're booing them or me? - You! 726 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,354 Oh, it's me. 727 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,078 Perhaps I can explain. 728 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,759 You see, my cousins are simple folk. 729 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,560 Watch. 730 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,870 A, B, C... 731 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,031 Nothing. See? Nothing. 732 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,318 I didn't want to risk their lives until I found out that the... 733 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,595 The new world was safe. 734 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,353 We were gonna put on a cowboy show for you. 735 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,795 Let 'er go, boys! Yee-haw! 736 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,113 Hey, hey, you and me Different as different can be 737 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,992 ...and I'll take the low... 738 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:57,600 Ixnay on the ongsay. 739 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,153 - That was Pig Latin. - Oh. 740 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,470 - Ooh! - But perhaps it wasn't meant to be. 741 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,595 Oh. 742 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:06,554 I believe that birds and pigs are meant to be friends. 743 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,958 But if we crossed boundaries that were not meant to be crossed... 744 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,040 Oh! 745 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:18,514 Mr. Red, you've shamed not only yourself, but our entire community! 746 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,160 Oh, I think you... You messed up there. 747 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,120 You said "shamed" and you meant "saved," right? 748 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,431 I sent you to treatment to deal with your problems. 749 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,875 Clearly, more treatment is required. 750 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,519 - No! - No! 751 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,398 Do not trouble our honored guests again! 752 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:37,358 My friends, we would love to see your cowboy show. 753 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,920 - Yeah! - Thank you. 754 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,279 Thank you so much. 755 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,896 Come on, everybody! 756 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:42,955 Put your hands together! 757 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,189 - Whoo-hoo! - Yeah! 758 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,236 Whatever. Don't listen to me. 759 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,200 - Party train coming through! - Choo-choo! 760 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:54,792 It's crazy that we're standing side by side 761 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,190 Fighting just like two birds of a feather 762 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,390 Ah! I can't see. I can't see. 763 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,549 Whoa! 764 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,835 Who's gonna tell us now that we can't fly? 765 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,676 Just some roughed-up desperados 766 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:11,712 Hanging tough through thick and thin 767 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,475 Kicking up dust wherever we go 768 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,669 Whoa! Ho-ho-ho-ho! 769 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,149 I can see that you and me Are gonna be friends... 770 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,149 Piggyback rides? 771 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:24,719 Yee-haw! Let's move it, piggies! 772 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,068 Oh, boy. 773 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,912 Group picture! Group picture! 774 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,592 Everybody say, "Cheese"! 775 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,238 - Cheese omelet. - Cheese! 776 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,320 Cheese omelet. 777 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,515 Classic. 778 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,075 Ooh! Spoiler alert. 779 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,434 - Step right up! - Jump! 780 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,750 So, I'm thinking about what kind of nest. I don't know. 781 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,990 I was in the store, and I saw this... 782 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,515 Whoa 783 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,678 Whoa-oh-oh 784 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,479 Yee-haw! 785 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,915 - I am famished... Whoa! - It's chow time! 786 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,554 Just some roughed-up desperados 787 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,029 Yuck! 788 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,151 Hanging tough through thick and thin 789 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,117 Hanging tough through thick and thin 790 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,510 Kicking up dust wherever we go... 791 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:03,874 Yeah! 792 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,435 Ow! 793 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,152 What? 794 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:12,194 To the end You and me are gonna be friends... 795 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,155 What the heck? 796 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:18,232 Who invited you to move in? 797 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,320 Hey! Whoa! 798 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,799 That's my toothbrush! 799 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:21,880 Get it out! 800 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,792 Whoo! Yee-haw! 801 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,950 Yee-haw! 802 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,593 Huh? 803 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,277 All right, class, thought for the day. 804 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,112 Water is the softest thing, 805 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:44,159 yet it can penetrate mountains and earth. 806 00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:46,117 Here's my thought of the day. When are we done? 807 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:51,513 Ugh! Red, what the caterpillar calls the end, the world calls a butterfly. 808 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,757 Can I just say I never understand a single thing you're talking about? 809 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,910 Can I just say... 810 00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,234 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 811 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,553 Ah. Mmm-hmm. 812 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,229 Wow, that's very lifelike. 813 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,072 - Whoa! Oh! - So deep. 814 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,273 And, Terence, let's see your... 815 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,112 Oh! My goodness. 816 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,034 - I did not know you felt that way. - Aw... 817 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,155 Uh, class dismissed! 818 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:21,038 And now we've come to the prestigious Palms district. 819 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,155 Hoo-whee! 820 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:26,995 Where birds of all feathers flock together with eight kinds of fruit and nut trees. 821 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,354 Suck those bellies in. 822 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,440 Insta-ham! 823 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,040 Hmm. Is that what I think it is? 824 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,314 That's an egg. 825 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,197 That's how our children are born. 826 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,952 You guys don't lay eggs? 827 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,076 I wish we did. 828 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,116 Enchanté. 829 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,958 You look delicious, my dear. 830 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,791 Every time you are near 831 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,436 Just like me 832 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,310 They long to be 833 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:02,920 That's us. 834 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,229 Hey. Hello. 835 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,576 Excuse me. Buddy? 836 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,600 Those are fragile. 837 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,520 Maybe you shouldn't pick 'em up, all right? 838 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,788 - Not yours. - Oh! 839 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,711 My friend from the banquet. 840 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,313 Well, that's a very good painting. 841 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,629 Very good. 842 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:19,875 Oh, yeah. 843 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,316 Uh, the assignment was "Paint Your Pain," so I painted your pain. 844 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,116 It's actually the first in a series. 845 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,758 - Here you go. - Uh-huh. 846 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,353 - This one is nice. - Oh. 847 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,431 I call this one Catharsis. 848 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:35,712 - And... Oh, I call this one Bye-Bye. - Huh. 849 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,479 Wonderful likeness. 850 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,438 I thought you said you stored your nuts for winter. 851 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,317 Burn. 852 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,096 All right, what's going on here? 853 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,111 Are you explorers, or are you staying? 854 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,158 Because if you're explorers, then why are there more of you coming, huh? 855 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,416 Hi, everybody! 856 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,440 Whee! 857 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,238 Not my house again! 858 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,277 - That's my home! - Okay! 859 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,920 And you know what? If you are staying, why don't you just say so? 860 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,016 And why'd you leave your home? 861 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,031 How do we know you're not fugitives of the law? 862 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,714 You are making our guests feel unwelcome! 863 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,791 - And you're not asking basic questions. - Oh! 864 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,552 Maybe I wasn't clear enough. 865 00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:11,631 Your opinion is not needed! 866 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:12,789 Why do we have to agree? 867 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,336 Why does it matter that we're not the same? 868 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,193 Anger is not always the answer! 869 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:18,509 Continue the tour. 870 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,031 Um, surf's up, you guys. 871 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,998 - So, get ready to hang loose. - That went well, if you're me. 872 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,633 Dummy. 873 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,117 We could really use you right about now. 874 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,239 Wait, actually... 875 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,315 Hey, Chuck! It's Red! 876 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,880 Zip on down here! 877 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,272 Oh! Hey, Chuck's mom. 878 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,918 Can your son come out to play? 879 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,233 All of this does not just happen on its own. 880 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,839 Oh, hey. Just taking a shower. 881 00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,911 Bomb, buddy, TMI. 882 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,576 Now, I'm telling you, something isn't kosher with these pigs. 883 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:02,635 Bull's-eye! 884 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,029 And it's up to us to figure it out. 885 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,519 Figure what out, exactly? 886 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,336 I don't know, maybe they're just being innovative. 887 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,360 Go ahead. 888 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,158 All aboard! 889 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,400 Does seem a little odd, though. 890 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,552 - Nailed it! - Flawless. 891 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,440 Come on, does none of this seem wrong to you guys? 892 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,320 I'll tell you this, if anyone knows what these pigs are up to... 893 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,112 - Hey! - ...it's Mighty Eagle. 894 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,108 Mighty Eagle! 895 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,915 Oh, yeah! 896 00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,475 Ha-ha! 897 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,471 Take that, tree! Hyah! 898 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,238 Eat my foot! Oh-yah! 899 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,791 Tasty! Yum, yum, yum! Mmm! 900 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:54,600 Whoa. 901 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,636 Mighty Eagle! 902 00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,749 Peek-a-boo. 903 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,069 Hello, Bird Island! 904 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,718 You're welcome. 905 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,032 Does Mighty Eagle still live? 906 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,120 Did he ever live? 907 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,832 And if he did live, where would he live? 908 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,639 By the Lake of Wisdom in the Ancient Tree. 909 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:20,789 That's a fairy tale. 910 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,108 I've run all over this island. 911 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,428 Where could that possibly be? 912 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:24,919 Way up high. 913 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,750 It's a long way up that mountain, 914 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,594 and if I'm being honest, well, I mean, you know, I could kind of use your help. 915 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,477 What's that? What are you trying to say? 916 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,358 Nothing. I was just saying that I, you know, I could use your help. 917 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,715 Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't quite hear you over your ego. 918 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,756 Could you enunciate that last word a little bit? 919 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:43,909 I need your help! 920 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,753 Oh! Why didn't you say so? 921 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:47,840 Bomb? 922 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,638 Let's do it! 923 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:51,199 Phew! 924 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:58,752 If there is a Mighty Eagle, well, how come we don't ever hear his battle cry? 925 00:43:58,840 --> 00:43:59,840 I don't know. 926 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,029 Maybe we have. 927 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,475 What would a Mighty Eagle battle cry sound like? 928 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,016 You know what? I think I got an idea. 929 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:08,396 Maybe something like, uh... 930 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,796 No, I bet it's more like... Ca-caw! Ca-caw! 931 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,599 That's theoretically what it's more like, scientifically. 932 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:17,518 Oh, I got one. 933 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:18,755 Ah. 934 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:22,312 Not bad. It's a good impression. 935 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,040 But in my head, I'm kind of imagining it's something more like a... 936 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,589 Hey-you-ho! 937 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,950 Hey-you-ho! 938 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,920 Hey-you-ho! 939 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,035 That sounds about right. 940 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,270 Now I'm thinking maybe it's a little bit more subtle. 941 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,696 Like a little bit just more majestic, like... 942 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,030 "Hello, world! 943 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,519 "I am calling for you!" 944 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,355 Stop making Mighty Eagle noises! 945 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,476 It's like running a nursery. 946 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:01,993 Absolute child care. 947 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,913 Someone has anger issues. 948 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,634 This, uh... This is the wrong mountain. 949 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:17,958 My calves are killing me. 950 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,115 Whew! 951 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,758 - Oh, wow! - Whoa. 952 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,434 That is simply unreal. 953 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,750 The Lake of Wisdom. 954 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,514 What are you guys waiting for? 955 00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:00,468 Guys, hurry up! 956 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,069 This is what Mama talked about! 957 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,390 Wow. 958 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:12,435 Ah! 959 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,715 Be honest, do I sound any wiser? 960 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,438 Oh, way wiser. 961 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,875 You were kind of dumb before. I can say that now. 962 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:20,393 That water is no joke. 963 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,038 I can literally taste 964 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,190 the intelligence and wisdom 965 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:25,713 circulating through my body now. 966 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,997 Guys, nobody's here. I mean, nobody's used this place in years. 967 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:31,509 What are you doing? 968 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,348 Get out of there. 969 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,550 Don't spit in his mouth. 970 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,154 No, don't spit it back! 971 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:51,117 Oh, don't swallow it. 972 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:52,838 Yuck! 973 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,480 Whoo! 974 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,071 Whoa! 975 00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,470 Get out. Let's go. Come on. 976 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,710 Shh, shh. Come. Take your time, will you? 977 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,536 Red, I've found the meaning of life. It's... 978 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:12,879 Shut your wormhole. 979 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,910 Oh, wow! It's him. 980 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,115 Oh, man. 981 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,629 No. No. No. 982 00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:15,160 Ew! 983 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:19,229 Ugh! Horrible turn of events. Horrible. 984 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:20,755 Whew! 985 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:39,596 Well, not so much the Lake of Wisdom, it's more like the Lake of Whiz. 986 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,956 Did you just come here to look at me? 987 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,918 Or did you have something to say? 988 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,319 I think he saw us. 989 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,469 Oh, you think so? 990 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,193 You have passed the first test! 991 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,838 You have found me. 992 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:56,955 - Whoa, whoa! - Look out. 993 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,519 Behold. 994 00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:01,034 Gaze upon 995 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:04,590 Mighty Eagle! 996 00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,591 Hmm? 997 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:12,159 I see all and know all. 998 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,514 What are your names? 999 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,239 If you know all, why don't you know who we are? 1000 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:17,480 Ow! 1001 00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,875 - I know very well who you are. - Uh-huh. 1002 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:24,556 You are lost souls who have come here seeking wisdom. 1003 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:25,960 Whoa! 1004 00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:27,393 Can we have some? 1005 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:31,189 Wisdom is not something that is given. 1006 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,198 It is something that is attained. 1007 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:35,878 Okay. Goodbye. 1008 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:39,236 No, no, no, no. Will I help you attain wisdom? 1009 00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,630 - Whoa! Ha-ha! - Yes. That I will do. 1010 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,616 Right. So, the reason we've climbed the mountain is that we want to know... 1011 00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,790 - Prepare... - Okay. 1012 00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,434 ...to have your minds blown. 1013 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:51,999 Oh, son of a... 1014 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,640 This guy is good. 1015 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:58,389 Welcome to the Hall of Heroism. 1016 00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,790 Wow! It's really amazing to meet you. 1017 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,576 You know, I actually have your poster up... 1018 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:07,071 You might want to shield your eyes from the sparkle of those trophies. 1019 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,674 How many? I have no idea. Countless, I'm sure. 1020 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:10,795 Thirteen. 1021 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,758 Wow, this is way nicer than my Hall of Wimpiness. 1022 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,229 Bring it home, mamacita. 1023 00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:17,833 Get outta town. 1024 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:20,594 What the... 1025 00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:24,673 Oh-oh-oh. Mmm-hmm. 1026 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,872 Those are some old-school moves there. 1027 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,188 Yeah. 1028 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,317 Wild thing Wild thing, wild thing 1029 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,879 Ooh! Oh-ho. 1030 00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:38,115 What? 1031 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,200 Wow! 1032 00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:40,994 Yes! 1033 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,080 Yeah. Cha! 1034 00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:43,957 Hasta la vista, baby 1035 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,876 So, he's kind of a wackadoodle. You know, that doesn't mean he's not wise. 1036 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,192 Hey, are you tired of filling your balloons with heavy old air? 1037 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,390 Finally, there's a better way. 1038 00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:58,595 - Helium. - Helium? 1039 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,432 It's a gas. 1040 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,670 Aw, don't worry about your balloon. 1041 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,876 It'll just land in the ocean. 1042 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,518 The fish love it. 1043 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,431 It's good for their tummy. 1044 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:16,076 Free party, free party. It's gonna be the piggest party of the year. 1045 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:21,269 - Party! Get a birdsitter. - Let's go, piggies. 1046 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:24,238 Well, now, that is some fine handiwork. 1047 00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,231 - Hey, Judge, you're under arrest. - What? 1048 00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,878 For looking too good. 1049 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,109 Hello. What about me? 1050 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,713 Do... Do I get a plus one? 1051 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,950 - Oh! Thank you. - Let me see, let me see. 1052 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,679 Oh, that was a wet one. 1053 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:43,629 Ooh! 1054 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,114 Almost there. Don't rush me! 1055 00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,677 Deep breath, deep breath. 1056 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,113 And we're back in the now. 1057 00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,519 Who's ready for trust falls? 1058 00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:00,800 - I gotcha. - No, no, no. 1059 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,355 Help. 1060 00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:09,479 Mighty, Mighty Eagle Soaring free 1061 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:13,951 Defender of our homes And liberty 1062 00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:15,155 Bravery! Humility! 1063 00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:16,355 Whoa! 1064 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,476 And honesty 1065 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:22,030 You must have grown up singing this song in school. 1066 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:23,834 Um... 1067 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,990 Yeah. Yes, we did. 1068 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,872 Um, right. Yeah. 1069 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:32,429 Mighty, Mighty Eagle 1070 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,080 Rescue me 1071 00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,832 Now, you do the second verse. 1072 00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:38,635 Uh... I, uh... 1073 00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:39,835 Come on. 1074 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,478 - Me? - Yes. 1075 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,313 - Do it. Do it. - Uh... 1076 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,676 Mighty, Mighty Eagle Flap your wings 1077 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:48,829 Oh, yeah. 1078 00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,832 And fill up your big cave With all your fancy things 1079 00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:52,955 That's it. 1080 00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:54,519 Politeness Good sportsmanship 1081 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:55,635 That's not me. 1082 00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:56,720 And a long attention span 1083 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:57,835 What? 1084 00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,388 Mighty, Mighty Eagle 1085 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,515 Yeah! 1086 00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,352 Take it away, Charles. 1087 00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:07,433 Oh, great heroic Mighty Eagle 1088 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:11,479 With finer plumage Than a seagull 1089 00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,595 Oh, sing it. 1090 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,272 Oh... Oh... 1091 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,431 Oh, oh... 1092 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,871 Um, ambidexterity Pottery 1093 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,188 And bankruptcy 1094 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,280 Ouch! 1095 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,397 Uh, Mighty, Mighty Eagle 1096 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,549 Harmonize. Harmonize. 1097 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:30,310 Rescue me 1098 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:38,558 Wow! You know it better than me. 1099 00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,456 So, anyway, the other day, 1100 00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:45,235 these pigs showed up out of nowhere, and it caused me a great deal of suspicion... 1101 00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,680 And he's walking out of the room. 1102 00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:49,392 Unbelieve... I don't get this. 1103 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,790 This guy sits here on his butt, all alone, clearly doesn't leave the house. 1104 00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:56,071 He talks a good game, but he doesn't care about anyone but himself. 1105 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,718 Sounds a lot like you. 1106 00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,314 Oh, good. Thank you for your opinion, Chuck. 1107 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,392 Hmm. 1108 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:05,959 Well, hello. 1109 00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,474 - Hello? Mighty Eagle? - What? 1110 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,039 - What are you doing? - Uh... 1111 00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,680 - I'm bird-watching. - What? 1112 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,830 - Take a peek. - Ah. 1113 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,439 - Oh, you're disgusting. - Oh, yeah. 1114 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,511 Look, are you gonna help us or not? 1115 00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,068 - I am helping you. - No, this is you helping. 1116 00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,230 Looking through binoculars, spying on old ladies. 1117 00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:28,833 Whoa, whoa! What is that? 1118 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,235 Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1119 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,432 Oh, my... 1120 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,189 I was right. 1121 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:39,599 I was right. I knew it! 1122 00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:41,272 Bomb, Chuck, hurry up! Get out here! 1123 00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:42,679 Uh-oh. 1124 00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:45,155 Mighty Eagle, hey, fly us down there now. 1125 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:50,635 No. 1126 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,119 I'm sorry. What? 1127 00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,270 I don't do that anymore. I'm retired. 1128 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,793 Mostly just tired. 1129 00:54:55,880 --> 00:55:00,078 Go handle it yourself. This is everything I've prepared you for. 1130 00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:01,798 What? "Prepared us for"? 1131 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,199 Hold on, did I miss something? 1132 00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,056 Let me just go through my notes really quick. Let's see. 1133 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,469 Crazy stuff, bragging, crazy stuff, karaoke. 1134 00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:09,915 No, see, I don't see anything useful here. 1135 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,595 The whole world, everyone we know, is in danger. 1136 00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:14,954 Yes, it is. 1137 00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,149 So, off you go. 1138 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:17,719 Hey, you know what? 1139 00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,318 I used to believe in you. 1140 00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:25,312 When I was a kid, I believed nothing really bad could ever happen 1141 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,469 because you were here. 1142 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:31,076 And now I see the fate of the world hangs on idiots like me. 1143 00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:34,391 And that, sir, is sort of terrifying. 1144 00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,591 It's time for you to go. 1145 00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:40,831 You know, it's really upsetting to me that you're the only bird that can fly 1146 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,160 and you're too afraid to do it. 1147 00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,056 Hey, guys, come on, let's go. We're done here. He's no hero. 1148 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,435 So, um, I'm having a party next Tuesday. 1149 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:50,616 Could you just do, like, a little pop in? 1150 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:51,640 Come on. 1151 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:55,880 Hmm. 1152 00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:57,753 Come on, run faster! 1153 00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:01,073 - Ow! Ow! - Oh! 1154 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,955 Come on, come on, come on, let's go. 1155 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:20,590 I sentence you all to four hours of hard partying. 1156 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,160 Look out below! 1157 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,711 Ooh! 1158 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,680 - They're taking the eggs! - Follow 'em. 1159 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:37,788 Oh, man! 1160 00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:42,715 Move it! 1161 00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,074 Right on time. Eggcellent. 1162 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:53,878 Chuck, go shut that party down now! 1163 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,918 Me? But I only know how to get parties started! 1164 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,228 - Go! - On it. 1165 00:56:58,320 --> 00:56:59,878 - Bomb, we gotta stop 'em. - Yeah. 1166 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:06,991 Gotta get more speed! 1167 00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:12,118 It's Chuck time! 1168 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,634 Get to the ship! 1169 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,352 Move 'em out! 1170 00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,273 Catch. 1171 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:27,359 Can everybody please stop partying? There are eggs being stolen! 1172 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,456 Matilda, we need your help. The pigs are stealing our eggs! 1173 00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:33,480 What? 1174 00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:34,595 I'm airborne! 1175 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:37,075 We have to get back to the village! 1176 00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:39,879 Stop dancing and start running! 1177 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,231 Hors d'oeuvres. My weakness. 1178 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,589 Come on, let's wrap it up. 1179 00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:47,910 - We gotta get the eggs off the ship. - Yes! 1180 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,456 - Is everyone on board? - Let's go. Let's go. 1181 00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:50,629 Use the trampolines. 1182 00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:54,216 Can you get up there? 1183 00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:55,958 We've got intruders! 1184 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:57,359 What the heck are they doing? 1185 00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,556 Untie the ropes, drop the eggs in the water. 1186 00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,393 Get rid of 'em! Get him off of there! 1187 00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,477 It's too strong. I can't break it. 1188 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,630 Ah! Bomb, blow up the chain. 1189 00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:09,514 Knock 'em down. 1190 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:12,640 Come on, Bomb, you can do this. 1191 00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:16,976 Come on, Bomb, you got this. 1192 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,035 Blow up. 1193 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:19,189 You gotta get me mad. 1194 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,111 Okay, well, then what makes you mad? 1195 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,316 Try insulting me on a personal level. 1196 00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:26,637 Um... Oh, oh, uh... Your poetry stinks. 1197 00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,154 You're just a bad poet. And you know it. 1198 00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,879 I know! I know! 1199 00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,678 Hey, who wants a birdie bath? 1200 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,352 Mmm! 1201 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,752 Oh, I'm sorry, Red. I couldn't do it. 1202 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,671 Don't give up. This isn't over. 1203 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,354 Thanks for your hospitality. 1204 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,920 Set sail for Piggy Island. 1205 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,109 Oh, no. 1206 00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,599 We'll find them. 1207 00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:31,918 Oh. 1208 00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:34,159 Oh! 1209 00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:35,389 They're all gone. 1210 00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:41,316 Shh, shh. It's okay. 1211 00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,713 Mr. Red. 1212 00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,273 What do we do now? 1213 00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,238 Wait, hold on, you're asking me? 1214 01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,198 You knew. You tried to tell us. 1215 01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,639 But we didn't listen. 1216 01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,750 I didn't listen. 1217 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,351 Red, we need a leader. 1218 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,016 - What are we gonna do? - What do we do now? 1219 01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:14,996 Wait a minute. I'm not a leader. 1220 01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,275 Okay, pigs stole our kids. That sucks. 1221 01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,112 Made all you guys look like idiots. 1222 01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:20,553 You know what we gotta do? 1223 01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,712 We start replacing those kids. 1224 01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,349 Ladies, get busy! 1225 01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,431 We're gonna be laying some eggs tonight. 1226 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,312 No, no, stop. No, no, no, no. No. 1227 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,277 We're not gonna replace those kids. 1228 01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:33,634 We're gonna get them back. 1229 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,392 How are we gonna do that? 1230 01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,600 What do you mean how? The pigs already showed us how. 1231 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,152 That is where they went. 1232 01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,919 And so, that is where we're going. 1233 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,877 But how do we get from here to there? 1234 01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,110 I am not aquatic in the least. 1235 01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:48,553 Well, uh, you know, uh... 1236 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,871 We're gonna build our own boat. 1237 01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,336 - Huh? - What are you talking about? 1238 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,759 They stole your kids... 1239 01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:54,909 No. 1240 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,399 They stole our kids. 1241 01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,471 I mean, who does that? 1242 01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:01,518 Have you ever stolen anyone's children, huh? 1243 01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,431 Have you? 1244 01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:05,397 I mean, you look like you would. 1245 01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:07,675 And you know what? I'm a little bit angry. 1246 01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:10,593 Correction. I'm really angry. 1247 01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,936 And I don't think I'm the only one. 1248 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:16,396 Come on, we're birds. We're descended from dinosaurs. 1249 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,800 We're not supposed to be nice. Right? 1250 01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,833 Uh, yeah. Point... Point made. 1251 01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:27,194 Who else here is angry? 1252 01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:28,599 - I am! - Yeah, you are. 1253 01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,199 We're getting our kids back. 1254 01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:35,193 And I don't need any calm, detached, happy birds. 1255 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,350 Not gonna help us. Don't need it. 1256 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:40,716 I need some angry flockin' birds. 1257 01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:42,776 You hear me? Now, who's angry? 1258 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,950 - Yeah! Yeah! - Let's go! 1259 01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:47,756 Bring me everything that floats. 1260 01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,758 Yeah, yeah, that's perfect. Yeah. 1261 01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:02,112 With every single feather of my being, 1262 01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:06,079 I am not gonna let any of these eggs get taken from their parents. 1263 01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:17,600 Chuck, I need you to tie those crates together. 1264 01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:18,640 You got it. 1265 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,752 Done and done. 1266 01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:22,359 Uh, a little help here? 1267 01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,016 Let's go. Move it, everybody. 1268 01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:25,712 Push with your upper body. 1269 01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,917 I have no upper body! 1270 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,479 Darn good for a bunch of birds. 1271 01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:32,871 Whoo! 1272 01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:44,994 All right! 1273 01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:48,277 When I say, "Eat the," you say, "Eggs." 1274 01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:51,557 - Eat the... - Eggs. 1275 01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,432 Wow! What a reception! 1276 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,431 All right, snouts up. 1277 01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:00,677 Man, it's a snout staircase. Who thinks of that? 1278 01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:07,036 Welcome home, King Mudbeard! 1279 01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:13,992 My father and my father's father and my weird Aunt Chloe 1280 01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,196 - have all searched for the eggs. - Hey! 1281 01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:19,272 - But only I, King Mudbeard... - Ah! 1282 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,475 My pom-pom. 1283 01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:22,790 - ...have found them. - We love you, Leonard! 1284 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:24,313 I present to you the eggs! 1285 01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,596 Oh, man! 1286 01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:29,678 Say goodbye to Harvey. 1287 01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,239 A feast! 1288 01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,232 I proclaim a feast two nights hence. 1289 01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:40,029 Let's go make some omelets! 1290 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,793 Oh, I feel a little nervous inside, but that's normal, right? 1291 01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:53,199 Yeah. Yeah, I think so. 1292 01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:58,040 Uh, anybody else got butterflies in the stomach? 1293 01:03:58,120 --> 01:03:59,189 Yeah. 1294 01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,320 Probably because you ate too many caterpillars. 1295 01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:03,995 Hmm... Mmm. 1296 01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:05,718 Drop your nuts and move your butts! 1297 01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:08,912 Come on, let's go! 1298 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,114 Oh, no. 1299 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:19,838 I wasn't expecting this. 1300 01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:24,558 Oh, hold on a second. 1301 01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,598 That guy's the king? 1302 01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:30,148 He's got to have the eggs with him in the castle. 1303 01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:32,136 - What the heck's a castle? - And that's where we're going. 1304 01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:35,516 Hey, guys, do you remember everything you learned in my class? 1305 01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:36,640 - Yep. - Nope. 1306 01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,870 - What class? - Well, forget all of it for now. 1307 01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:40,712 Now it's time to let loose. 1308 01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:42,760 Oh, good, because I never learned anything anyway. 1309 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,456 Oh, me, neither. I actually just came to socialize. 1310 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:45,799 I came for the snacks. 1311 01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:47,598 You don't happen to have any now, do you? 1312 01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,035 Ooh! Deep breath, deep breath, deep breath! 1313 01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,315 How are we gonna get over those walls? 1314 01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:53,480 Uh... 1315 01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,393 I'll tell you how. We're gonna fly. 1316 01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:00,240 Remember, the goal is the castle. 1317 01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:01,958 Get to the castle. 1318 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:03,109 Who wants to go first? 1319 01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,952 - Over here! Me! Me! Me! - I do! 1320 01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:06,314 Hey! All right, Matilda. 1321 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,550 Aw! Always a bridesmaid. 1322 01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:11,616 Step right up, keep your wings, legs and feet inside the slingshot at all times. 1323 01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:13,073 - Shoot it! - Okeydoke. 1324 01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:14,195 Fire! 1325 01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:19,393 And a one and a... Whoa! 1326 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:20,799 Take that, porkers! 1327 01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,677 Incoming! 1328 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:25,236 Boom, baby, boom! 1329 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:26,435 Well, how about that? 1330 01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:28,511 My teacher can shoot fireballs out of her butt. 1331 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:29,874 You! What's your name? Hal? 1332 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:31,296 I've seen you do something strange before, right? 1333 01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,117 Well, let's see, I'm really good at... 1334 01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:35,276 Doesn't matter. Launch him. 1335 01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:37,749 Oh, this guy looks good. 1336 01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:39,749 He's gonna make it! 1337 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:43,508 This is incredible. We're witnessing history right now. 1338 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:45,474 Nope. He's coming back. 1339 01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:47,232 He's coming, duck. Get down. 1340 01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,112 Uh, did we win? 1341 01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,111 Uh, no, not quite yet, buddy. 1342 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,033 We're still tied. Hey, can we get an ice pack for Hal? 1343 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,111 - Medic! - All right, who's up next? 1344 01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:01,350 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What can you do? 1345 01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:04,352 Ugh! Yuck! 1346 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,754 Uh, need a tissue? 1347 01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:17,629 Who's next? We need fliers, not standbyers! 1348 01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:18,994 Let's go! 1349 01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,759 You go out there and you show them how frightening mimes can be. 1350 01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:22,875 Yeah! 1351 01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:24,792 Oh, my God! 1352 01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:27,640 We're having a feast We're eating the eggs 1353 01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:28,789 Gonna have a big feast 1354 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,194 We're gonna eat all the eggs 1355 01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:32,952 What? 1356 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:35,309 What is that? 1357 01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:39,988 Fire! 1358 01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:41,798 That guy again. Ah! 1359 01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,308 Citizens of Pig Island... 1360 01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:47,598 ...if you spot any birds destroying your neighborhood, 1361 01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:49,511 please, capture them. 1362 01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:52,398 - What did he say? - There's been a change of plans. 1363 01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:55,074 We will eat the eggs for lunch. 1364 01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:57,470 Did he say, "Eat the eggs"? 1365 01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:02,918 Hmm. Mmm. 1366 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,235 Okay, I want you to curl up into a little ball. 1367 01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:12,833 All right? Make yourself aerodynamic. 1368 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:13,989 Like this? 1369 01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:16,150 - To the left. To the left! - Let me at 'em! 1370 01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:17,240 Launch! 1371 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:23,153 Don't mess with Bubbles! 1372 01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:26,039 Get him! 1373 01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:27,792 - Piggy pile! - Hog-tie him! 1374 01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:30,955 I told you not to mess with me! 1375 01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:32,871 Wow! That blows. 1376 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:34,439 In a good way. 1377 01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:36,158 - To the left! - Hold on, wait. 1378 01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:37,633 My left or your left? 1379 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:41,030 My left is your left. We are facing the same direction. 1380 01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:42,229 Right. Good call. 1381 01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:45,232 Just look where the last bird went and adjust from there. 1382 01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,117 - I got this, you guys. - All right. 1383 01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:01,438 Hi-yah! 1384 01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:08,276 She got far, but not far enough. 1385 01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:10,430 - Uh-oh. - Get out of our town! 1386 01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:11,919 We have to get closer. 1387 01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:16,670 Judge power... 1388 01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:22,396 - Oh! - Trial by fire! 1389 01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:24,118 No, literally, he's on fire right now. 1390 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:25,519 Can somebody please help him? 1391 01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:30,032 Gotta make you understand 1392 01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:32,998 Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down 1393 01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,396 Never gonna run around 1394 01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:39,677 Mighty Eagle! 1395 01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:49,436 Terence, I got an idea. 1396 01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:53,439 Do you think you can pull the slingshot back far enough to hit that giant boulder? 1397 01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:56,750 Okay. Launch me right towards the top of that thing. 1398 01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:01,634 Ready? 1399 01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:04,997 Red, I'm not gonna lie to you. I am 1400 01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:07,799 really gonna miss you when you die. 1401 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:10,838 Rest in peace, my friend. Rest in peace. 1402 01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:13,229 Hey, guys, let's not get cheesy, okay? 1403 01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:14,548 Ready? Fire! 1404 01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:24,109 This is gonna hurt. 1405 01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:27,437 What was that? Huh? 1406 01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:29,909 My roof! 1407 01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:31,389 Did he make it? 1408 01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:32,995 I hope he's okay. 1409 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,399 I'm in! 1410 01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:37,630 Yeah. I knew he'd make it! 1411 01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:40,992 Send everyone else! 1412 01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:44,592 Guards! There is a red bird in these walls. 1413 01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,716 Bring him to me. 1414 01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,392 - Aye, aye, sir. - Roger that, boss. 1415 01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:52,717 Not in these walls. 1416 01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:53,869 In the castle! 1417 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,399 Come on, you guys. 1418 01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:57,072 Here, pretty bird. Here, pretty bird. 1419 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,000 Whew! 1420 01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:02,953 Transport the eggs! 1421 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:05,429 Trot, trot, trot, trot, trot... 1422 01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:12,919 Launch me exactly the same way you did for Red... 1423 01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:15,790 I wasn't ready! 1424 01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:17,108 Faster! 1425 01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:34,434 Chuck, is that you? 1426 01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:37,034 This is the house of horrors. 1427 01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:38,880 I gotta be honest, you look a little, um... 1428 01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:40,120 Fine. You look fine. Come on. 1429 01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:41,434 Bomb's on his way. 1430 01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:49,359 Ouchie! 1431 01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:52,392 Ha! Call in the Piggy Air Force! 1432 01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,591 My loyal subjects, 1433 01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:00,797 the treacherous birds have repaid our friendship 1434 01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:03,553 with an unprovoked act of aggression. 1435 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:05,835 The attack will fail. 1436 01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:10,710 We have glass, we have wood, we have TNT. 1437 01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:14,793 We tried to kill them with kindness, and now we're just gonna have to... 1438 01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:16,677 - Well, you know. - Bye-bye. 1439 01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:22,033 Who's gonna go next? 1440 01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,199 Aim for that ramp. 1441 01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:34,400 Terence! Terence! Terence! 1442 01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:49,310 No eggs in here. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. 1443 01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:50,719 Hey! Whoa! I'm on this. 1444 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:55,198 Redrum. 1445 01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:57,990 Uh, never mind. 1446 01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:01,468 Backup engines! 1447 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:08,536 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, hold on a second. 1448 01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:10,056 Wait, I know that rear end. That's Bomb. 1449 01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:12,913 Yeah, Chuck, that's not his rear end, that's his face, man. 1450 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,399 - Sorry, Bomb. - No prob. 1451 01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:16,277 Easy mistake to make. 1452 01:12:16,360 --> 01:12:17,616 Thanks for getting me out. 1453 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:19,312 We want eggs! 1454 01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:23,757 We want eggs! 1455 01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:28,429 He was sick, but then he got cured. 1456 01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:30,990 "No eggs in here." 1457 01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:32,399 Ooh, these are clever pigs. 1458 01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:34,840 Okay, look, I'm gonna run up and tackle the pig on the left. 1459 01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:36,148 Bomb, you could handle two. 1460 01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:37,753 Chuck, I don't know if you can help. 1461 01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,717 We gotta figure out a way to get into that 1462 01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:41,836 roo... 1463 01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:51,320 ...oo... 1464 01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:00,995 ...oom. 1465 01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:02,638 Anyone have any bright ideas? 1466 01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:08,397 Uh... Huh? 1467 01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:09,560 You are gonna pay for that. 1468 01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:12,914 What the heck just happened? 1469 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,275 Oh, I'm sorry. You were saying? 1470 01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:17,430 And here we are? 1471 01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:19,397 We found 'em! Uh-oh. 1472 01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:20,708 Aw, come on! 1473 01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:25,799 - Red! - Guys, come on! 1474 01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,035 Quick, follow him. 1475 01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:30,078 - We want eggs! - Things are looking sunny side up! 1476 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,390 Guys, I'm here. Everything's gonna be okay. 1477 01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:34,576 We're gonna get you out of here. 1478 01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:35,976 - Hurry up, Bomb! Come on! - I'm coming! 1479 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,353 Don't lose me! 1480 01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:39,912 Doesn't this nightmare ever end? 1481 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,228 Oh, boy! 1482 01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:44,113 We want eggs! 1483 01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:47,192 What is he doing up there? This is a civilized buffet. 1484 01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:53,393 Huh? 1485 01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:57,473 Don't hatch now. Do not hatch now. 1486 01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,750 Get that red scab off my eggs. 1487 01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,717 - Hey! - Oh, man. 1488 01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:03,496 - Bomb, are you okay? - Oh, I've been better. 1489 01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:05,351 - We want eggs! - Hmm. 1490 01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:07,032 I'm gonna get a running start. 1491 01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:10,596 Chuck time! 1492 01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:13,951 Fine. Boil him, too. 1493 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,838 Let's pig out! 1494 01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:18,434 Looks like it's just you and me, pork belly. 1495 01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,875 I'll be taking that. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1496 01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:26,678 Hey! Oh! 1497 01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:27,829 No! 1498 01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:31,951 Red, we're coming! 1499 01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:33,553 Deep breath. 1500 01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:39,633 Ow! I'm in! 1501 01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:41,517 Classy joint. 1502 01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:43,079 Hello! 1503 01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:44,752 Where is everyone? 1504 01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:46,478 Mighty Eagle! Where's he going? 1505 01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:48,278 Oh, I can't believe I'm about to do this. 1506 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:52,479 Oh, my battle cry? 1507 01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:56,959 Coming in, coming in. 1508 01:14:57,520 --> 01:14:59,636 Mighty Eagle! 1509 01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:07,954 Whoa! 1510 01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:10,992 Whoa, whoa! Oh-ho! 1511 01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:16,953 Mighty Eagle. 1512 01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:19,873 Mighty Eagle, wake up. Come on. Oh, that's bad breath. 1513 01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:23,191 I can sleep late, Mom. It's not a school day. 1514 01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:24,474 Throw them in the pot, too. 1515 01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:27,199 I'll have the big turkey. 1516 01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:30,999 Red! 1517 01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:33,350 - Hey! - Whoa! What did I miss? 1518 01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:35,032 You gotta fly those eggs to safety. 1519 01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:37,111 I got this. Here we go. 1520 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,951 Oh-ho! Whoa, oh! 1521 01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:44,429 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1522 01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:49,509 My eggs! 1523 01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:51,671 - Don't forget Chuck and Bomb! - Who? 1524 01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:52,800 - Hey! - Those guys! 1525 01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:54,029 Right, right. 1526 01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:56,118 Gotcha! 1527 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,752 You're not getting away that easy. 1528 01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:10,272 No! 1529 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,592 - Save yourselves! - Hold on, Red! 1530 01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:17,829 I'm gonna save that egg. 1531 01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:21,037 - Red, don't be a hero. Red, no! - No! 1532 01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:26,549 Huh? 1533 01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:28,153 Get out of town, everybody. 1534 01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:29,998 - Whoa! - Get down! 1535 01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:33,070 There's just so many of them! We're outnumbered! 1536 01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:34,513 What? How many? 1537 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:36,616 Oh, no, not that many. Just the right amount, really. 1538 01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:39,108 No need to look back. Just keep flying. Faster! 1539 01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:41,634 I'll take that. 1540 01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:42,948 - No, you won't. - Get him! 1541 01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:44,359 Gimme that! 1542 01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:45,794 Ow! Ow! Ow! 1543 01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:49,750 You just don't know when to stop, do you? 1544 01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:52,115 Here's a two-word answer... Uh-uh. 1545 01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:55,317 Looks like your little slingshot game ends here. 1546 01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:56,913 - Gimme that! - Not gonna happen! 1547 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:01,155 Oh, no. 1548 01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:04,234 Get out of my way! 1549 01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:08,157 Every pig for themselves! 1550 01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:09,309 I quit! 1551 01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:11,317 - Whoo-hoo! - Whoa! 1552 01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:12,879 Whoa! 1553 01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:14,874 I know what I gotta do. 1554 01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:16,439 I gotta blow up that ramp. 1555 01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:19,318 And that would be a good plan if you were good at blowing up. 1556 01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:20,879 I need to stop those planes. 1557 01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:22,791 Remember me, Chuck. Remember me! 1558 01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:24,518 Bomb's away! 1559 01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:33,429 - Oh, hi there. - Here, chickie, chickie, chickie. 1560 01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:35,033 This little piggy popped. 1561 01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:37,711 This little piggy exploded. 1562 01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:41,992 And this little piggy went, "Wee, wee, wee, I want my mama!" 1563 01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:44,077 Whoa-ho-ho-ho! 1564 01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:47,430 Come on, Bomb, you can do this. 1565 01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:49,192 Blow up! Blow up! 1566 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:52,600 Uh-oh. 1567 01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:55,878 Oh, no. 1568 01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:58,576 Think explosive thoughts. 1569 01:17:58,600 --> 01:17:59,749 Surprise parties! 1570 01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:02,553 Yoga poses! 1571 01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:05,834 Pigs in airplanes! 1572 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,748 I blew up. 1573 01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:14,558 On purpose. 1574 01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:17,115 You're wrecking my house. What's wrong with you? 1575 01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:18,519 You wrecked my house. 1576 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:19,600 Your house was ugly. 1577 01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:20,715 Well, now we're even. 1578 01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:25,189 Aw! 1579 01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:29,075 Strike! 1580 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,115 Run! Run! 1581 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:37,714 Guys, look out! 1582 01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:41,473 Everyone, stand back. 1583 01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:48,754 Terence? 1584 01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:51,315 Put on your seat belts, everyone. Trust me. 1585 01:18:57,480 --> 01:18:59,994 Well, this is dynamite. 1586 01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:07,998 Hmm. 1587 01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:10,993 - There you are. - Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin! 1588 01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:12,309 Oh! 1589 01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:17,838 Delicious bird eggy-weggy. Ooh! 1590 01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:19,239 You can't eat eggs! 1591 01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:20,878 What are you gonna do? I'm a foodie. 1592 01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:27,353 It's over. You're finished, Eyebrows. 1593 01:19:27,440 --> 01:19:29,016 Eyebrows! 1594 01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:32,032 Someone has anger issues. 1595 01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:34,720 Anger is not always the answer! 1596 01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:39,078 Well, you know what? 1597 01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:40,434 I guess you win. 1598 01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:41,635 What? 1599 01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:44,836 That was an awesome plan. 1600 01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:46,273 Mindblower. 1601 01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:48,954 Really? Well, thank you. 1602 01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:52,316 You know, a lot of hard work goes into my sinister plans. 1603 01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:54,436 It does. 1604 01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:57,596 Nah, I mean, your plan was great. 1605 01:19:57,680 --> 01:19:59,113 But you didn't plan for this! 1606 01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:20,077 You have annoyed me for the last time. 1607 01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:21,195 Yup. 1608 01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:22,280 Ah! 1609 01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:23,755 No! 1610 01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:26,793 Faster! 1611 01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:29,231 Whoa! 1612 01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:41,315 Cramp. Cramp. 1613 01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:42,509 It's him! 1614 01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:43,669 Look at that! 1615 01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:45,034 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 1616 01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:47,216 - Jeez, is that Mighty Eagle? - It's him! 1617 01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:49,356 Wow, this guy looks nothing like his statue. 1618 01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:51,192 - Honey. - Our eggs! 1619 01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:07,435 - Are you okay? - Chuck, my man. 1620 01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:09,431 - Did you see what I did back there? - Yeah. 1621 01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:14,519 Oh! This egg is the spitting image of you. 1622 01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:16,790 There. Safe and sound. 1623 01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:19,753 Oh! 1624 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:25,496 Oh! 1625 01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:27,511 - Where is he? - Red? 1626 01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:30,553 Where is he? 1627 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:40,640 Oh! 1628 01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:42,631 I think he might be dead. 1629 01:21:57,320 --> 01:21:59,311 Daddy! 1630 01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:01,072 He's alive! 1631 01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:02,718 He's alive! 1632 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:12,359 What? 1633 01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:22,715 - Yeah! - Oh-ho! 1634 01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:25,439 Red, you're alive! I thought you had died! 1635 01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:27,033 Or defected to the pigs' side. 1636 01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:29,111 Hey, buddy, way to not be dead. 1637 01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:30,758 Hey. It's good to see you guys. 1638 01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:31,915 Come on. 1639 01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:49,993 Sir. Ma'am. 1640 01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:53,517 I think these belong to you. 1641 01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:56,233 Oh! 1642 01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:03,071 Thank you. 1643 01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:07,597 Oh, Crimson, Woody, Ash. 1644 01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:09,079 - Who? - Is he talking to us? 1645 01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:11,390 You learned your lessons well. 1646 01:23:11,480 --> 01:23:13,152 Come on, bring it in. 1647 01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:15,376 No. I'm not really the affectionate type. 1648 01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:20,270 Okay. Does it feel like this is crossing the line to anyone else? 1649 01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:22,157 - Yup. - Nope. 1650 01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:24,708 You're my prize pupils. 1651 01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:27,268 - Your prized what? - Don't you see? 1652 01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:32,354 I had to make you lose faith in me so you could learn to have faith in yourself. 1653 01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,078 That's really not how it felt. 1654 01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:35,160 Tell them, Rosy. 1655 01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:37,056 Yeah, I don't think that's what happened, man. 1656 01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:39,355 Oh, look, he's blushing. 1657 01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:42,756 I'm not blushing. I'm just red. 1658 01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:48,870 Okay, who wants an autograph? 1659 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:00,400 - Oh! - Hoist it up. 1660 01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:02,798 Nice. 1661 01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:05,631 Hmm? 1662 01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:07,399 Hmm... 1663 01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:13,870 Grand reopening. Get your worms. 1664 01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:16,840 Well done, indeed. 1665 01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:21,600 Wow! 1666 01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:23,432 Is that you right there, Red? 1667 01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,715 Oh, really? Where? No. They didn't have to do... 1668 01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:27,475 Oh, yeah. 1669 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:30,956 That's funny, I don't remember crying on my knees like that. 1670 01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:33,076 But, you know, it's nice. 1671 01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:36,391 Look at that. They gave Mighty Eagle all the credit. 1672 01:24:36,480 --> 01:24:39,233 They made him look so much more handsome than you. 1673 01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:41,834 - Mmm-hmm. - You know, back when I was angry, 1674 01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:43,831 that would have really ticked me off. 1675 01:24:43,920 --> 01:24:45,751 - Ah, forget about that. - Ooh! 1676 01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:47,456 You know what we should do? Let's go to the village. 1677 01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:48,595 Let's do it. 1678 01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:50,136 No, actually, I'd love to go hang out with you guys, 1679 01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:52,856 but, you know, I got this thing, and I have another thing after that thing, 1680 01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:54,016 and there's all these things in a row, so... 1681 01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:55,075 Would you look at that! 1682 01:24:57,680 --> 01:24:59,033 What the... 1683 01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:24,036 Mr. Red, welcome back to the village. 1684 01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:47,360 Mmm! 1685 01:25:47,440 --> 01:25:48,440 Ta-da! 1686 01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:51,840 Huh? 1687 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:57,834 Mighty, Mighty Red You rescued me 1688 01:25:58,120 --> 01:26:03,194 Defender of our homes And liberty 1689 01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:05,835 - Bravery - Humility 1690 01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:08,150 Anger-y 1691 01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:12,877 Mighty, Mighty Red You 1692 01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:18,995 Rescued me 1693 01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:38,600 Oh, my God. 1694 01:26:42,120 --> 01:26:43,120 Mmm. 1695 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:45,000 Hmm? 1696 01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:50,360 How did you guys find the time to pull this off? 1697 01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:53,296 This is why we went to go get pedicures, isn't it? 1698 01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:55,754 Nope. We got pedicures because we're worth it. 1699 01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:57,956 - I got gels. - You guys are something else. 1700 01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:00,096 To be honest with you, I am gonna miss the beach view. 1701 01:27:00,120 --> 01:27:01,553 But so what? It's still there. 1702 01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:04,136 It's just not right there when I wake up and look out my window. 1703 01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:06,958 Well, you can still look out your window and see me and Bomb. 1704 01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:08,268 Right. 1705 01:27:08,360 --> 01:27:10,191 So, you know, pluses and minuses. 1706 01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:11,554 Okay. See you later. 1707 01:27:12,840 --> 01:27:13,840 Oh! 1708 01:27:15,560 --> 01:27:17,073 Well, this just got awkward. 1709 01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:18,639 That's really insensitive. 1710 01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:21,073 Want to go get a bite? 1711 01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:24,118 - Forget it. Let's just go home. - Hmm. 1712 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:29,514 Guys! I'm just messing with you. 1713 01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:30,640 Get in here. 1714 01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:34,336 - I knew it! - Let's be roomies. 1715 01:27:34,360 --> 01:27:36,590 Roommates! Oh, I can't wait to make a chores list. 1716 01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:37,800 Wait, hold on a second. 1717 01:27:37,840 --> 01:27:39,136 I'll move my nest in the master bedroom. 1718 01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:40,536 Bomb, you can stay in the guest house. 1719 01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:42,336 - No, no, no. - Can we get a bunk nest? 1720 01:27:42,360 --> 01:27:43,856 - This is gonna be perfect! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1721 01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:45,199 Guys! No! 1722 01:27:55,960 --> 01:27:57,188 And how to get along 1723 01:27:57,280 --> 01:27:58,280 Oh, yeah. 1724 01:27:58,360 --> 01:28:00,032 And so you're back from outer space 1725 01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:01,155 Groovin' out. 1726 01:28:01,240 --> 01:28:02,719 I just walked in to find you here 1727 01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:03,936 Watch this. Coming right at you. 1728 01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:05,216 With that sad look upon your face 1729 01:28:05,240 --> 01:28:07,071 I should have changed that stupid lock 1730 01:28:07,160 --> 01:28:09,151 I should have made you leave your key 1731 01:28:09,240 --> 01:28:11,151 If I had known for just one second 1732 01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:12,958 You'd be back to bother me 1733 01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:14,632 Go on, now, go 1734 01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:16,597 Walk out the door 1735 01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:18,477 Just turn around now 1736 01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:21,313 'Cause you're not welcome anymore 1737 01:28:21,440 --> 01:28:24,557 Weren't you the one Who tried to hurt me with goodbye? 1738 01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:26,631 Did you think I'd crumble? 1739 01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:28,392 Did you think I'd lay down and die? 1740 01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:29,708 Oh, no, not I 1741 01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:30,800 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 1742 01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:31,960 I will survive 1743 01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:33,155 Whoo! 1744 01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:35,280 As long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive 1745 01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:36,360 Mmm. 1746 01:28:36,560 --> 01:28:37,680 I've got all my life to live 1747 01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:40,160 And I've got all my love to give 1748 01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:42,676 I will survive I will survive 1749 01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:44,751 Whoa. Whoa. 1750 01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:46,632 Go on, now, go Walk out the door 1751 01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:50,719 Just turn around now 1752 01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:52,995 'Cause you're not welcome anymore 1753 01:28:54,360 --> 01:28:56,256 Weren 't you the one Who tried to hurt me with goodbye? 1754 01:28:56,280 --> 01:28:57,872 Did you think I'd crumble? 1755 01:28:57,960 --> 01:29:00,235 Did you think I'd lay down and die? 1756 01:29:00,320 --> 01:29:01,753 Oh, no, not I 1757 01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:03,592 I will survive 1758 01:29:06,440 --> 01:29:08,078 Come on, Leonard. 1759 01:29:08,160 --> 01:29:09,673 Leonard can't dance. 1760 01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:12,228 He's hatching a new plan. 1761 01:29:12,320 --> 01:29:13,673 Yeah! 1762 01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:15,557 I will survive 1763 01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:17,596 Yeah, yeah 1764 01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:21,200 Okay, maybe I'll dance for just a sec. 1765 01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:28,711 Whoo! Show 'em what you got, Red. 1766 01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:30,592 Ba-boom! Come on, Red Stuff. 1767 01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:31,749 - No. - Yeah, yeah. 1768 01:29:31,840 --> 01:29:32,875 Nice try. 1769 01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:35,629 Hmm? 1770 01:29:36,040 --> 01:29:37,040 Uh... 1771 01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:39,680 Oh! Okay. 1772 01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:40,760 Mmm-hmm. 1773 01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:48,399 Ooh! Whoa! 1774 01:29:48,480 --> 01:29:51,313 I will survive 1775 01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:55,479 I will survive 1776 01:29:56,480 --> 01:29:57,959 Ooh! 1777 01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:02,679 I will survive 1778 01:30:02,760 --> 01:30:06,036 Yeah 1779 01:30:08,960 --> 01:30:10,109 There you go. 1780 01:30:16,680 --> 01:30:18,636 - Ooh! - Wait. What are we doing? 1781 01:30:23,160 --> 01:30:24,309 Watch out. 1782 01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:30,635 Ow! 1783 01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:33,513 Whoa! 1784 01:30:44,680 --> 01:30:46,033 Mmm! 1785 01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:01,669 Whoo! 1786 01:31:09,080 --> 01:31:12,675 There's a moment in this journey that I gave up 1787 01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:16,718 My boots just couldn't walk another mile 1788 01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:21,469 And that cloud above me had no silver lining 1789 01:31:22,720 --> 01:31:25,598 I couldn't buy a break with my last dime 1790 01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:30,235 Oh, but when I saw you standing in the corner 1791 01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:34,835 I'd have never thought that you would have my back 1792 01:31:35,480 --> 01:31:39,189 But then we rolled in like the thunder and the lightning 1793 01:31:40,480 --> 01:31:43,074 Threw some punches, then we had a laugh 1794 01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:47,989 Just some roughed-up desperados 1795 01:31:48,760 --> 01:31:52,435 Hanging tough through thick and thin 1796 01:31:52,960 --> 01:31:56,635 Kicking up dust wherever we go 1797 01:31:57,600 --> 01:32:01,798 I can see that you and me are gonna be friends 1798 01:32:09,160 --> 01:32:12,197 Who'd have thought we'd wind up here together? 1799 01:32:13,360 --> 01:32:16,591 It's crazy that we're standing side by side 1800 01:32:17,920 --> 01:32:21,071 Fighting just like two birds of a feather 1801 01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:25,476 Who's gonna tell us now that we can't fly? 1802 01:32:26,280 --> 01:32:29,795 Just some roughed-up desperados 1803 01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:34,235 Hanging tough through thick and thin 1804 01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:38,594 Kicking up dust wherever we go 1805 01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:43,069 I can see that you and me are gonna be friends 1806 01:32:43,640 --> 01:32:47,519 To the end, you and me are gonna be friends 1807 01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:49,074 Yeah! 1808 01:32:54,160 --> 01:32:55,479 Here we go! 1809 01:32:55,560 --> 01:32:59,758 Hey, hey, you and me Different as different can be 1810 01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:02,070 You like to rock, I like to roll 1811 01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:04,151 You take the high and I'll take the low 1812 01:33:04,240 --> 01:33:07,869 Whoa, whoa-oh! 1813 01:33:08,680 --> 01:33:12,150 Whoa, whoa-oh! 1814 01:33:12,600 --> 01:33:16,036 Just some roughed-up desperados 1815 01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:20,515 Hanging tough through thick and thin 1816 01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:24,829 Kicking up dust wherever we go 1817 01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:29,355 I can see that you and me are gonna be friends 1818 01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:33,919 To the end, you and me are gonna be friends 1819 01:33:34,480 --> 01:33:38,268 I can see that you and me are gonna be friends 1820 01:33:38,520 --> 01:33:39,520 Yeah! 123756

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