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Previously on Ugly betty.
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Tylor is not who you think is
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It's *****
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I want ****
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They are gone?
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Betty you are great.
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I'm ******
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Based on *****
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Meanwhile,I haven't even posted in over
a month because I've been so busy at work.
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Well,I hope .TO PLAN MY
Bachelorette party this weekend.
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HEY,Ti got my
party planned--
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booze,boobs and a bus to atlantic city.
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- YOU'RE TRAVELING?
- Yeah.
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Why does he get to
travel?I want to travel.
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Travelis the part that
you have a problem with?
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- like he's gonna do better than this?
- That's right.
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Anyway,maid of honor,what
fun thing are we doing?
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Well get ready.
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Because I have scored us .
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Tour at the met!
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GET OUTTA HERE!
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That's a good one!
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- THE MET!
- The met?
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That would've been the worst
bachelorette party ever!
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Right?
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I know!
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I was keeping the real party a surprise.
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Oh,okay,good.
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You're gonna love it!
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SEE YOU LATER.
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Hey,justin,you,uh,you
want a ride to school?
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No,sorry.I'm walking with austin.
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Justin doesn't walk.
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He's told me a thousand
times,"shoes are for fashion,
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" you know,we,uh,we used to be friends.
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I don't know what's up .
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Maybe I did something wrong.
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You're about to be his new stepfather.
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That's gotta be weird for a kid.
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You know what?This weekend,you guys
go and do something fun together.
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That's a good idea.
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ANDTHATIS My parents in a nutshell.
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I don't mean to keep harping on this,
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but you don't have any news
tracking down my father,do you?
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Actually,I do.
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I-i just learned that the rehab
facility where we met shut down,and,uh,
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those records can't be retrieved,so
we'll never be able to find him.
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so sorry,tyler.
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Oh,it's okay.
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So I was conceived at a rehab facility.
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I,uh,guess I was destined
TO BE AN ALCOHOLIC.
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I don't think we should joke about that.
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Have you spoken to daniel yet?
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I tried...
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He doesn't want anything to do with me.
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I hate that you're leaving so soon,and
you two never got to know each other.
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It's fine.
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I came to meet you,and
that part worked out.
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I could take hilda horseback
riding for her bachelorette party.
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Or,better yet,naked horseback riding.
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- You're welcome.
- Gross.and ow!
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Well,I'm out of ideas then.
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Well,all of your ideas involve nudity.
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You're welcome.
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Stop saying that.
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An e-mail from the trapeze school.
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$1,000?Come on.
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That was my favorite option.
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This totally sucks!
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Are you talking to me?
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No.I was talking to...
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Never mind.
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Oh.so what sucks?
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I have to plan the perfect
bachelorette party for my sister,
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and nothing is working out.
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It's just really disappointing.
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Oh,well,I know disappointment.
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My half brother hates me,and I have no
hope of finding my biological father.
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ok.perspective.
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WELL...IF IT HELPS,I've
known daniel for years,
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and if you just give him
time,he'll come around.
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message from Daniel Why
Are you talking to him!?!
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If you'll excuse me,I have to
go deal with something annoying.
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I see you.
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what,aryou on team tyr now?
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NO.DANIEL,I'm not on teamanyone.
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Tyler is not a bad guy.
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Put yourself in his shoes.
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more like smelly,old cowboy boots.
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Okay,you're 5 years old.
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No,you're5 years old.
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Someone needs a nap.We'll
talk about this later.
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Fine.
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but I'm putting you
down for team daniel.
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As requested,here is some
clothes from The mall.
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Now I'm not one to pry,
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but you didn't exactly
specify what this is all for.
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It's for an important meeting that I
can't be seen wearing cashmere and furs.
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Mysterious.
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Still not prying,but would
this meeting have anything to do
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with your plan to overthrow the meades?
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Yes.it involves claire's recently
revealed love child--tyler.
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Aw,he's such a rube.
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And he's so hot.
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Must he be a part of all this?
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He's just
a pawn--
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the weak link in the meade chain.
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I gain his trust,everything
else falls into place.
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WILLIE'S BEING All weird again.
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- ****
- British.
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I'm trying to look authentic for
my trip to london with daniel,
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but it feels like I'm missing something.
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A riding crop?
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A horse?dignity?
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- somebody's jealous.
- Yeah jealous.
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you get to go all the way to london.
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I have to stay here and
figure out who I'm gonna take
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as my plus-one to hilda's
stupid straight wedding.
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Why don't you bring your boyfriend?
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I totally forgot I had
that boyfriend trey.
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Troy.
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I like trey better.or trevor.
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We'll talk about it.I'm
sure he'll want to weigh in.
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You're going to the london
fashion week,daniel,really?
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No,there are some big designers there.
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You call it "the training bra fashion***
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and you're only ever interested in
the big,sexy ones,so why are you going?
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Is this one of those times
where you ask me a question
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that you already know the answer to?
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The answer is You
don't need to be there.
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You're just going to avoid
this whole thing with tyler.
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Am I right?
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You know what?I hate
it when you know me.
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So send someone in your
place and stay here.
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Reach out to your long-lost half brother
who traveled across the country to meet you,
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who you've been nothing but a jerk to.
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OKAY,FINE,FINE.
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But who's gonna go to london,hmm?
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- you?
- No,I can't go.
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I have to stay and plan
hilda's bachelorette party.
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I still have no idea what I'm gonna do.
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She wants something big and
exciting and fun,but with travel.
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Wait a second.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
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A bachelorette trip to londo I thought
your party was gonna be so lameass!
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- Hey!
- And it turns out it's gonna be badass!
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- Yeah!
- Thank you,thank you,thank you!
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Suck on that,talercio!
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Suck on it! ?
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Suarez sisters going to London.
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OH,MY GOD!We're inlondon.
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Ms.suarez,welcome.
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Oh,you know my name.
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Of course.we're very
honored to have you here.
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Oh,my god!You are totally famous here.
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Oh,please wait.I'd like to,um,tip you.
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I'M SURE I HAVE A FEW Extra
pounds in here somewhere.
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somewhere?uh,what about
here and here and here?
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HeyYou are workinfor her
this week.can you be nice?
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Betty!
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- Oh,she looks so elegant!
- I know!
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Eyes up,you dozy choob!
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- HEY,WATCH Where you're goin'!
- Yeah,yeah.Stick it up your fish pipe.
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There's the drunk I remember.
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Look at you!No braces!
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Look at you!
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How's stuart and the baby?
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Oh,they're good!
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But they're at home.
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So how soon can we get a drink in this
mama's hand and get this hen night started?
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Well,there's an opening night
cocktail party in,like,30 minutes.
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Oh,right-o!
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cheerio!
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OH,MY GOD.
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- I sound like a local,right?
- Right.
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- LET'S GO.
- Yeah,right?
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Hilda,you're getting married!
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These past few months have
been the most challenging--
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away from home and my
family and my routine.
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I've actually been slipping up a lot.
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And I've got to say that things
can get pretty dark when I drink,
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but I'm thankful that I can
come here for your support.
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I see a new face in the back.
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Will you please stand
and introduce yourself?
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My name is WILHELMINA,and
I'm an alcoholic.
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- HI,WILHELMINA.
- HI.
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You know I love hanging
out at your house--
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playing video
games,watching movies--
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but do you think we should
go somewhere else sometime?
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What,like your house?
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Like on a date.
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- Is that weird?
- No.
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no,not at all.
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I love it.
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You know,our first REAL DATE.
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How about tomorrow night?
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What are we gonna do?
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I'll surprise you.
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- HEY,WHAT'S UP,J.
- Hey.
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Hi,bobby.
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Um,you know that my
mom is in london,right?
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Yeah,exactly.That's why I'm here.
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Listen,I'm thinking we have a
special bachelor party for me,huh?
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Suarez men only.
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- Tomorrow night.
- ALL RIGHT.
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Sounds like fun,but
austin and I have plans.
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But don't let me stop you and grandpa
from,you know,tearing up the clubs.
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Can you change your plans?
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This is important.
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- Uh,I don't really think
- it's cool.
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We can do it another time.
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Hey,thanks,austin.
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ALL RIGHT!
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Tomorrow night,the three
amigos versus the big city.
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Big city,look out.
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hey,where'd that bag come from?
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I rifled through your stuff
earlier,and it wasnotin there.
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The designer had it messengered to me.
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I could get used to that.
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Ooh,as the designated bachelorette,I
call dibs on the next freebie.
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So sorry to interrupt,I just had
to tell you,ilovedyour last show.
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- Thank you.
- ***
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Cheers.
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Okay,that was,like,the third
person who's come up to you.
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Do they think you're judi dench?
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I'm afraid not.
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You see,I had a little
show here about a month ago,
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and,uh,well,some
people kind of liked it.
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Oh,come on.
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christina,your dreams came true.
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That's not what I saw for you.
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Oh,I really need a break from her.
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- We're gonna go get a drink at the bar.
- Yep.
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Here you go,my dear.
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Oh,my god,christina,that's
lindsay dunne.
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He's,like,the most powerful
publisher in all of britain.
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Oh,my--he's
coming this way.
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Christina.
258
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,880
dunne,good to see you.
259
00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:03,930
This is my good friend betty suarez.
260
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,970
She actually works at "mode"
magazine as a features editor.
261
00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:08,570
Ms.suarez,a pleasure.
262
00:12:08,590 --> 00:12:10,810
NO,ME.
263
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,750
I mean,I am the pleasured one.
264
00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,970
BETTY IS A rising star,actually.
265
00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:18,810
Uh,and she's clearly
very excited to meet you.
266
00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:20,090
Well,I'm flattered.
267
00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:22,850
I'm always on the
lookout for a rising star.
268
00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:23,550
Okay.
269
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:26,100
Would you be interested in
an opportunity to do more?
270
00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:27,590
More?what do you mean?
271
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,690
Well,one of my fashion
magazines,"ultramod,"
272
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:31,770
has lost its new york-based columnist.
273
00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:34,400
Being that you're familiar
with the sce over there,
274
00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:38,190
would you have any
interest in interviewing?
275
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,520
You can still keep your job in Mode
276
00:12:42,690 --> 00:12:44,780
That would be amazing.
277
00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:46,830
- Yes.
- All right then.
278
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,130
call my office and set up a meeting.
279
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,070
I HAVE MY WORK,Which I love,
280
00:12:55,080 --> 00:13:00,060
but it cannot fill the
void of my estranged family.
281
00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:03,410
Thank you for sharing.
282
00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:08,930
Okay,everyone.See you next week.
283
00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:12,040
Ms.slater.
284
00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:14,860
I had no idea.
285
00:13:15,950 --> 00:13:18,450
Tyler,please call me wilhelmina.
286
00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:20,180
OKAY.
287
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,550
I guess my little secret is out.
288
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:26,530
I'D APPRECIATE IT If you would
not s a word to claire or daniel.
289
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:30,970
Of course.I mean,i-i know how
tough it is when you need to talk,
290
00:13:30,980 --> 00:13:33,240
and you can't turn to
the people around you.
291
00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:36,510
Well,thank god we have our sponsors.
292
00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:40,320
You do have a sponsor,don't you?
293
00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:42,520
ACTUALLY,Since I've been here,
294
00:13:42,540 --> 00:13:44,280
really haven't been able
to connect with anybody.
295
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,470
Well,don't say another word.
296
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,750
Consider willie your sponsor.
297
00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,020
Would you like another scone?
298
00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:02,260
NO,I can barely eat.
299
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,480
I'm so excited to go
to these fashion shows.
300
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:08,880
Hilda,a couple years ago,I was lucky
to be standing behind a tent pole,
301
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,150
and now-- I mean,I don't
want to get my hopes up--
302
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,550
but I might get a chair!
303
00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:14,760
OOH! A CHAIR. That means a gift bag,
304
00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:16,200
and as your designated
bachelorette--
305
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,030
your name is already on it.
306
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:20,540
Okay,we really have to leave.
307
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,070
A waiter has just come up to amanda
308
00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:23,610
and asked her if she
wanted bangers and mash.
309
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:24,960
She followed him into the loo!
310
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,050
Turns out,it's just food.
311
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,730
Okay,bachelorettes,since
I can't be with you,
312
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:34,870
I have planned out the
perfect day.Itineraries.
313
00:14:35,050 --> 00:14:37,210
Maximizes historical sites.
314
00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:39,140
- Minimizes--
- fun.
315
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,930
I was going *****
316
00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:44,160
" they're just
suggestions,and I promise,
317
00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:46,120
I will catch up with
you as soon as I can.
318
00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:47,590
All right,but,betty,
319
00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:50,330
you better not be late for my
party,or I'm gonna be pissed.
320
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,320
you know that here that means drunk?
321
00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:53,610
That works,too.
322
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,240
Oh,amanda.
323
00:14:57,710 --> 00:14:59,890
Take lots of pictures!
324
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:13,940
{6}***
325
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,660
Heard you're new in town ?
326
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,970
want someone to show you 'round ?
327
00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:09,220
I'll take you where the
music plays for free ?
328
00:15:12,130 --> 00:15:13,940
so don't rely ?
329
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,190
on people you meet ?
330
00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:20,130
'cause no one is safe in these streets ?
331
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,170
I'm gonna take you out tonight ?
332
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,540
I'm gonna make you feel all right ?
333
00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:26,670
I don't have a lot of
money,but we'll be fine ?
334
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,390
no,I don't have a penny,but
I'll show you a good time ?
335
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,500
I'm gonna take you out tonight ?
336
00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:33,850
I'm gonna make you feel all right ?
337
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,060
I don't have a lot of
money,but we'll be fine ?
338
00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:37,230
no,I don't have a penny ?
339
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,630
but I'll show you a real good time ?
340
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:47,470
so how are things going with the meades?
341
00:15:47,650 --> 00:15:51,130
I was so touched by what you shared
about getting to know your family.
342
00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:54,870
Oh,I'm actually,uh,going
out tonight with daniel.
343
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,830
He wants us to get along.
344
00:15:57,030 --> 00:15:58,600
That's very noble of him.
345
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,640
What is it?
346
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:07,430
***I've just known the meades
for a lo time,and they're not .
347
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,110
*** forthcoming.
348
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:13,070
Well,claire's been
totally straight with me.
349
00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:15,840
I mean,just this morning she
was telling me about my father--
350
00:16:15,990 --> 00:16:17,580
how they met in rehab and
351
00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:20,810
how she's done everything she
could to track him down for me.
352
00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:25,280
Tyler,can I be frank?
353
00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:29,240
They're terrified of you.
354
00:16:30,810 --> 00:16:31,830
WHAT?
355
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:32,940
Well,it's true.
356
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,900
As far as they're concerned,you're
just other claim to their empire.
357
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,500
Wh--i-i just want to
get to know my family.
358
00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:41,040
Well,iknow that,but I'm not
as cynical as the meades.
359
00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,680
I wouldn't be surprised if they
360
00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:45,270
tried to pay you off
just to get rid of you.
361
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,730
they wouldn't do that,would they?
362
00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:51,450
I've held my tongue long enough.
363
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,970
I do own half this company,too,
364
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:56,020
so it's time we talk about
claire's bastard child.
365
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,540
What are you talking about?
366
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,720
You think this hayseed
crawled out of his corncrib
367
00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:02,760
and came all the way to manhattan
just for a family reunion?
368
00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:06,570
Look,I'm no fan of the guy,but I
don't think tyler's after our money.
369
00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:08,830
Daniel,are you that naive?
370
00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:10,190
Take my advice.
371
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,460
Take him out on the town
with his new big brother,
372
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,890
get him through a couple of velvet
ropes and make him feel like a big shot.
373
00:17:16,030 --> 00:17:17,810
Then write him a big,fat check,
374
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,910
and stick him on the first
train back to hicksville.
375
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,780
Well,you're probably right.
376
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,030
Even the meades would
never sink that low.
377
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,050
Sugar?
378
00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:34,030
TREY,There you are.
379
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:35,310
hi,trey.
380
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,810
IT'S TROY,And you know I don't
like when you pick new names for me.
381
00:17:39,070 --> 00:17:41,160
ACTUALLY,I didn't know that.
382
00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:43,700
You're so complicated,trevor.
383
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,760
I'm sorry. I have been so busy lately.
384
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,690
I got this promotion,butyou are in luck,
385
00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:51,500
because I've got a wedding this
saturday,and you're my date.
386
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,930
Actually,I'm seeing someone else now.
387
00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:56,210
What? no,you're not.
388
00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:57,550
Yes,I am.
389
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,930
Do you really care? You haven't
called me IN,LIKE,TWO MONTHS.
390
00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:02,140
I said I was busy.
391
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,280
look i get it,I know I came
across a little stalker-y,
392
00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:08,450
and you got freaked out,but
you were my first boyfriend.
393
00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:09,930
I WAS EXCITED.
394
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:11,560
You used to sleep on my stoop.
395
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:12,710
Okay,that--that
was one time,
396
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:13,830
and that was because you kept saying,
397
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,690
"one minute,I'll be right
down," and you never--
398
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,030
YOU DIDN'T SHOW.
399
00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:19,000
SO I'M PATIENT.
400
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,860
There are worse traits.
401
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:25,280
Anyway,now I'm with
brian,it all worked out.
402
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,720
I'm sure you'll find someone,too.
403
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,780
my ears are still
ringing FROM THAT PLACE.
404
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,970
I couldn't even hear myself think.
405
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:41,830
Yeah,well,hey,we got a
great plan "b" though,right?
406
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,830
Pizza,beer,great company.
407
00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:46,700
Yeahhow about we find
something to watch?
408
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:47,700
Good idea.
409
00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:49,940
Hey,justin,you wanna
help me pick out a movie?
410
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,950
Betty's got a lot of
great musicals here.
411
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,300
hey ju*tin,stop texting
and join the party.
412
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,220
Hey,one sec.
413
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,760
I have to take this,
414
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,790
but I think I'm just
gonna go over to marc's
415
00:19:00,930 --> 00:19:02,440
so I don't bother you guys.
416
00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:14,310
- hey.
- HEY.
417
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:17,120
I'm here. I'm all yours.
418
00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:19,030
No more work.
419
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,440
Well,I might have to do a
little bit of work tomorrow.
420
00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:25,410
But who am I to complain?
Work is work,right?
421
00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:28,380
What are you guys doing?
422
00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:31,850
We decided that every time
you say "work," we drink.
423
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,050
Okay. I get it!
424
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:37,010
Tonight is about fun,NOT WORK.
425
00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:39,440
DRINK!
426
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:40,800
I SAID IT AGAIN!
427
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,050
Dare!
428
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:47,150
Ooh,a brave choice.
429
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,510
All right,all right,all right.
430
00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:49,510
Oh,god.
431
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:53,030
Yeah,yeah,yeah.i *an ***
432
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,460
****FLASH THAT GUY!
433
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,370
- NO!
- Yes!
434
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,140
435
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:00,580
go show him your mayan temple.
436
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,210
- go.
- OH!
437
00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:02,740
No,I can't do that.
438
00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:04,450
Yes,you can. watch.
439
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:12,960
440
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,650
No.
441
00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:19,050
Okay,I am the queen. I declare it.
442
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,480
I want you to flash that stranger!
443
00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:23,550
- DO IT.
- NO!
444
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:25,980
oh,come on,betty.
445
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,570
Okay,fine! I'll do it.
446
00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:47,780
Suarez!
447
00:20:57,230 --> 00:20:59,480
everyone said,"when you go to london,"
448
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,340
on*****
449
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,390
I'm just glad there wasn't a line.
450
00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:06,600
- This is-- -
hilarious! hi,gio.
451
00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:07,970
But I didn't get .
452
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,060
hi gio let's just get
cheech and chong back out.
453
00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:11,560
- Yeah,uh,amanda!
- Oh,no,no,no.
454
00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:12,950
Girls,girls,stop it.
455
00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:15,330
Turn around and let
everyone HAVE A LOOK!
456
00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:16,290
Christina!
457
00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:18,220
enough. Stop. enough.
458
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:21,040
459
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,340
I don't generally .****
460
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,270
Or ever.
461
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,630
462
00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:30,530
Oh,wait a minute.You didn't
go to rome with me,did you?
463
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,910
****Egg salad.
464
00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:34,400
Henry--and
to be fair,
465
00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:36,390
I really didn't choose
either one of you.
466
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:38,180
What are you doing here?
467
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,340
Layover.
468
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:42,370
on my way to provence. A
food and wine trip. and you?
469
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,050
"Mode" sent me for work.
470
00:21:44,210 --> 00:21:45,270
Work!
471
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,290
Hey,listen,I'd love to catch up,
472
00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:49,610
but I want to see the
london eye before it closes,
473
00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:51,450
and I'm only here for one re night.
474
00:21:51,630 --> 00:21:53,540
You want to check it out with me?
475
00:21:53,860 --> 00:21:55,700
no i can't
476
00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:57,430
um,it's hilda's bachelorette party,.
477
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,860
a****I ju*** go
478
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,160
****LIKE,TWO SECONDS?
479
00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:04,350
Two
sec--don't--don't go.
480
00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:06,880
Okay. WHAT ARE You doing?
481
00:22:07,050 --> 00:22:08,030
go with him!
482
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,510
WHAT? WHY?
483
00:22:09,650 --> 00:22:11,380
Betty,you are on vacation!
484
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:13,800
You have been all about
work since you got here.
485
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:15,450
You've got a really nice guy here
486
00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:18,990
who has always been crazy
about you. Go have an adventure!
487
00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:21,180
He does look sort of good,doesn't he?
488
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,760
Yeah,and you might have
a plus-one for my wedding!
489
00:22:26,050 --> 00:22:27,670
Go! have fun!
490
00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:29,070
Okay.
491
00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:34,660
GOOD NEWS. Queen hilda has
granted me permission to go.
492
00:22:40,910 --> 00:22:42,560
It's like a club in here.
493
00:22:42,710 --> 00:22:44,860
YEAH,ACTUALLY It used
to have a stripper pole,
494
00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:46,510
but I guess it was too
hard to wear a seat belt
495
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,440
and work the pole AT THE SAME TIME.
496
00:22:51,990 --> 00:22:54,420
look,,I just want you to know,
497
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,530
I'm sorry about the way
I've been treating you.
498
00:22:56,770 --> 00:22:58,090
It's just,uh,
499
00:22:58,330 --> 00:23:01,940
kinda freaky to suddenly find
out you have a half brother.
500
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,240
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
501
00:23:03,390 --> 00:23:05,110
And then--my
mom,your dad--
502
00:23:05,230 --> 00:23:07,030
that's an image I don't
want STUCK IN MY HEAD.
503
00:23:07,150 --> 00:23:07,910
Wait. my dad?
504
00:23:08,030 --> 00:23:09,680
Yeah,you know,I never
got along with hartley,
505
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,600
but I shouldn't have
taken that out on you.
506
00:23:11,710 --> 00:23:13,530
- So you know my dad?
- Know him?
507
00:23:13,710 --> 00:23:15,490
He was the biggest
pain in my ass for,like,
508
00:23:15,610 --> 00:23:17,870
six months when he was
trying to take over meade.
509
00:23:18,050 --> 00:23:20,030
Mom told you all that,I'm sure.
510
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,530
I think we're here.
511
00:23:22,770 --> 00:23:24,860
just hang on a second,all right?
512
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:29,040
I'm gonna go grease the bouncer,make
sure we get v.i.p. treatment.
513
00:23:29,670 --> 00:23:31,240
Be right back.
514
00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:47,380
Tyler,everything all right?
515
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:50,470
I think claire might've lied
to me about who my father is.
516
00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:52,210
Really?
517
00:23:52,450 --> 00:23:54,270
I mean,she's been so nice
to me since I got here.
518
00:23:54,430 --> 00:23:55,520
Why would she do that?
519
00:23:55,730 --> 00:23:57,550
Oh,I don't know.
520
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,450
But a lie of that magnitude?
521
00:23:59,590 --> 00:24:01,090
If you could never forgive her,
522
00:24:01,270 --> 00:24:03,920
it would be completely understandable.
523
00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:06,090
I'm out with daniel .
524
00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:07,840
525
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:10,450
All I can think about is taking a drink.
526
00:24:10,590 --> 00:24:12,120
Slipups are inevitable.
527
00:24:12,260 --> 00:24:13,430
And it's okay.
528
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,100
I certainly know how tempting a
529
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:20,170
perfectly mixed cocktail can be.I can...
530
00:24:20,450 --> 00:24:22,880
Almost taste it right now.
531
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:29,400
It's like A warm hug
going down my throat.
532
00:24:29,630 --> 00:24:31,360
What should I do,wilhelmina?
533
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,820
Oh,remember,if you happen to slip up,
534
00:24:35,010 --> 00:24:37,550
I am always here for you,
535
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,480
because that's what a sponsor's for.
536
00:24:57,710 --> 00:25:00,130
OH,I really love it here.
537
00:25:00,390 --> 00:25:03,670
At this one fashion show,they
served a sandch that was bread,
538
00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:06,020
butter and french fries.
539
00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:08,150
- That's disgusting.
- It was amazing--
540
00:25:08,330 --> 00:25:11,020
carbs,fat and carbs. It was a miracle.
541
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,260
The miracle is,you still eat like
that and look as good as you do.
542
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,220
Oh,thank you. you,too.
543
00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:22,960
Mmm,it's so nice to actually see london.
544
00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:27,230
I've been stuck indoors at fashion
shows ever since I got here.
545
00:25:27,410 --> 00:25:30,000
- YAWN.
- No,not yawn.
546
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,100
- I really enjoyed it.
- DOUBLE YAWN.
547
00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:36,340
I'm serious! I saw two lines
that were completely innovative,
548
00:25:36,490 --> 00:25:38,940
and most of the rest of them
were surprisingly on trend.
549
00:25:39,090 --> 00:25:41,230
Ooh-ooh! look at you.
550
00:25:41,490 --> 00:25:43,550
You are a "mode"-y robot.
551
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:44,600
You're amo-bot.
552
00:25:44,770 --> 00:25:46,180
I am not a mo-bot.
553
00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:48,220
I am betty.
554
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,430
I am a mo-bot.
555
00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:53,440
i'm **** ON TREND.
556
00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:55,370
Okay,I know what this is.
557
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:59,130
This is you doing your little button-pushy
flirty thing just to get to me.
558
00:25:59,290 --> 00:26:00,150
No,no,I'm not.
559
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,360
Yes,you are. You are flirting.
560
00:26:01,490 --> 00:26:02,180
I'm not flirting.
561
00:26:02,350 --> 00:26:05,290
I am gio.I am flirting.
562
00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:06,930
- I'm not flirting.
- It is okay.
563
00:26:07,110 --> 00:26:08,640
I am flirting,too.
564
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,240
Betty,I'm engaged.
565
00:26:10,390 --> 00:26:11,460
I
am--
566
00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:14,300
WHAT?
567
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:27,690
Is it just me,or is it weird that you
didn't ntion you were engaged right away?
568
00:26:27,860 --> 00:26:28,650
Why?
569
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,060
you disappointed?
570
00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:33,100
Hurts a little you can't
have me,doesn't it,suarez?
571
00:26:33,270 --> 00:26:35,350
No!it doesn't hurt.
572
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:39,080
I'm just saying that
ii were your fianc??e,
573
00:26:39,220 --> 00:26:42,270
I would think it was weird that you
picked up your ex-girlfriend at a bar
574
00:26:42,390 --> 00:26:44,270
and took her on a romantic stroll.
575
00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:46,320
What? I did not pick you up.
576
00:26:46,490 --> 00:26:47,540
You flashed me.
577
00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:48,840
It was adare,
578
00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:51,310
and I was supposed to be
flashing a complete stranger.
579
00:26:51,450 --> 00:26:52,840
Why are yostill working at "mode"?
580
00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:55,030
What? What--what does that
have to do with anything?
581
00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:57,360
I thought you wanted to write
about things that mattered,
582
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,480
like that crap you put in your blog.
583
00:26:59,930 --> 00:27:02,190
What do you know about my
blog? What,you read my blog?
584
00:27:02,190 --> 00:27:05,080
Don't get all
excited,but,yeah,I've read it.
585
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,310
At least I did until
you stopped posting.
586
00:27:07,310 --> 00:27:09,820
I know. I'm busy.
587
00:27:10,330 --> 00:27:11,870
I'm an editor now.
588
00:27:11,870 --> 00:27:16,200
And I'm interviewing to write a
fashion column for another magazine.
589
00:27:17,370 --> 00:27:19,380
THAT'S A JOB You never dreamed of.
590
00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:23,740
Fashion has been good to me,okay?
591
00:27:23,740 --> 00:27:26,900
And since I've been doing it for a
while,people actually respect me--
592
00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:29,250
as hard as that might
be for you to believe.
593
00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:32,330
And,okay,you know what?
The perks are nice.
594
00:27:32,330 --> 00:27:33,460
So you've gotten comfortable?
595
00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:34,510
I'm not comfortable.
596
00:27:34,510 --> 00:27:35,690
Oh,you're comfortable.
597
00:27:35,690 --> 00:27:38,860
Stop. gio,don't. Don't do
that thing that you always do,
598
00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:41,460
- the "i'm gio," ****
- look,I'm just saying,.
599
00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:45,840
" I'm just saying,what was supposed
to be a stepping stone for you
600
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,220
has completely become your path.
601
00:27:47,220 --> 00:27:49,490
It's not my path!
602
00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:54,490
It's-- everything that I'm
doing i-is just so that one day,
603
00:27:54,490 --> 00:27:57,190
I can create the magazine that I want.
604
00:27:57,190 --> 00:27:58,680
You sure about that?
605
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:01,470
Because from where I'm
standin it seems like
606
00:28:01,470 --> 00:28:05,030
you're scared to focus on
what you really care about.
607
00:28:05,030 --> 00:28:07,080
And you're getting more and
more involved in something
608
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,840
that doesn't even matter to you.
609
00:28:10,330 --> 00:28:11,670
You know what,gio?
610
00:28:11,670 --> 00:28:14,060
I haven't even seen you in,like,years,
611
00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:17,440
and you show up and you think that
in one hour you know my entire life?
612
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,340
Well,guess what? you don't.
613
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,730
I have to go back to my sister.
614
00:28:34,770 --> 00:28:36,090
I THINK You'll like this place.
615
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:38,240
It's even better than the last one.
616
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,290
Thanks.
617
00:28:43,030 --> 00:28:46,150
Hey,take it easy. That's
50-year-old single malt.
618
00:28:46,150 --> 00:28:49,190
What,so I don't deserve the good stuff?
619
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,450
I realize you haven't had it
easy,and I want you to know that
620
00:28:54,450 --> 00:28:57,880
there is no way we're gonna
send you home empty-handed,okay?
621
00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,200
What?
622
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,270
This is for you.
623
00:29:03,470 --> 00:29:04,680
You gotta be kidding me.
624
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,270
No,no. I'm happy to do it,tyler.
625
00:29:06,270 --> 00:29:08,990
U-you're actually
trying to buy me off,huh?
626
00:29:09,470 --> 00:29:11,150
No,I'm trying to help.
627
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:13,890
- Hey,what are you doing?
- All right. guys,come on. Let's take it up the street,all right?
628
00:29:13,890 --> 00:29:15,330
No,no. We're fine,we're
fine. Listen--
629
00:29:15,330 --> 00:29:17,050
- are you really that afraid of me,huh?
- What?
630
00:29:17,050 --> 00:29:19,290
Think I'm gonna make problems
for you,ittle rich boy,huh?
631
00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:20,880
you're MISSING--
WHAT ARE YOU--
632
00:29:23,390 --> 00:29:25,800
no,no,no,no,tyler,listen--
633
00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:31,920
CHRISTINA,You know what's really weird?
634
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,080
You're,like,a big,fancy
designer in london,
635
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,410
and I'm a big shot stylist in new york.
636
00:29:36,410 --> 00:29:38,120
You're a stylist now?
637
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,050
Well,not in the sense
that I have any clients,
638
00:29:40,050 --> 00:29:42,480
but I do get to combine all
of my favorite interests--
639
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:46,040
criticizing people,shopping
and promoting world thinness.
640
00:29:47,610 --> 00:29:50,730
Believe it or not,she
really is talented.
641
00:29:50,730 --> 00:29:52,440
It's true. I am.
642
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:57,250
Christina,this might be the beer and
the jager and the tequila talking,
643
00:29:57,250 --> 00:30:00,390
buti'm really proud of you.
644
00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:02,850
No,you're a big success!
645
00:30:02,850 --> 00:30:08,060
but,you know,I
wasreallyterrified "
646
00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:10,420
all of a sudden,I
didn't have a safety net.
647
00:30:10,420 --> 00:30:11,620
But do you know what it did?
648
00:30:11,620 --> 00:30:15,410
It forced me to take a chance
on what I really wanted to do.
649
00:30:16,590 --> 00:30:18,350
HEY,YOU'RE BACK!
650
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:20,270
HOW WAS YOUR TIME With gio?
651
00:30:20,270 --> 00:30:23,520
IT WAS A LOT... Of work.
652
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,330
- Work! ?
- OH,DEAR.
653
00:30:32,070 --> 00:30:35,890
*** Here,eat this.
654
00:30:36,540 --> 00:30:39,660
I can't. I drank so much last night.
655
00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:42,820
I don't remember anything
after getting back to the pub.
656
00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:44,040
No,neither do i.
657
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,790
I vaguely remember calling
billy MacDuff 00 in the morning
658
00:30:46,790 --> 00:30:49,710
and telling him that our first
kiss tasted of sauerkraut.
659
00:30:51,010 --> 00:30:55,410
seeing gio made us have this idea
to start calling up all our exes?
660
00:30:56,420 --> 00:30:58,320
Doesn't ring a bell.
661
00:30:58,830 --> 00:31:00,930
I have to meet mr. dunne now.
662
00:31:01,830 --> 00:31:04,650
Are you sure you don't want
to stay just one extra day?
663
00:31:04,650 --> 00:31:07,200
Sorry. miss my boys.
664
00:31:13,510 --> 00:31:15,900
we're not gonna get
into a big thing here.
665
00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:18,350
We're far too good of
friends to say good-bye.
666
00:31:20,630 --> 00:31:22,520
Now you go and kick ass.
667
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,370
I will.
668
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,070
Hey,just the guy I WAS LOOKING FOR.
669
00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:44,710
I got a surprise for you.
670
00:31:44,710 --> 00:31:48,610
three words--
BE-YON-C??!
671
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,380
I scored two tickets for you and me
672
00:31:51,380 --> 00:31:54,130
to see miss bootylicious
herself tomorrow night.
673
00:31:54,130 --> 00:31:55,360
What do you think?
674
00:31:55,950 --> 00:31:58,740
thas. I-i just can't go with you.
675
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,280
What are you talking about?
These tickets are unbelievable.
676
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,920
I'm talking fifth row!
677
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,650
Yeah,it's just austin
and i already got tickets.
678
00:32:05,650 --> 00:32:07,740
and we're actually
doing homework right now,
679
00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:09,750
so i-i can't really talk.
680
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,120
Hey,uh,what if I got
one more ticket,huh?
681
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,630
We could all go together.
682
00:32:16,180 --> 00:32:19,800
LOOK,I changed my plans last
night for your baclor party,
683
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,290
and i-i don't want
to change them again.
684
00:32:22,290 --> 00:32:24,690
What's going on here? I
mean,I thought we were cool.
685
00:32:24,690 --> 00:32:28,180
Are you,uh,going through some .
686
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:30,120
You mad that I'm marrying your mother?
687
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,840
It's not
about you,it--
688
00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:38,230
I just--
i-i can't go.
689
00:32:43,290 --> 00:32:45,990
Honestly,I was surprised
that she chose denim,
690
00:32:45,990 --> 00:32:48,270
seeing as it's an
iconically american fabric.
691
00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:50,660
But the way she cut it
was completely european.
692
00:32:51,070 --> 00:32:53,870
suarez,your materials are impressive.
693
00:32:53,870 --> 00:32:58,500
Christina speaks highly of you,and
you're obviously passionate about fashion.
694
00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:01,590
Yes,I do. I mean,yes,I am.
695
00:33:02,050 --> 00:33:03,160
GOOD.
696
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,260
This is the part of
the jo that I love--
697
00:33:05,260 --> 00:33:07,700
making someone's dream come true.
698
00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:12,100
You are going to have front-row
seats to every show in new york
699
00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:14,640
and access to anyone
you want to talk to.
700
00:33:15,010 --> 00:33:17,770
Go-getter like you should move
up through the ranks in no time.
701
00:33:17,770 --> 00:33:22,690
So how does it feel to be adding
"fashion columnist" to your r??sum???
702
00:33:25,850 --> 00:33:27,700
Ms. suarez?
703
00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:29,320
Um,I'm sorry.
704
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:34,960
uh,I can't do this.
705
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,450
I'm--
i'm sorry?
706
00:33:36,450 --> 00:33:38,430
Fashion is not my dream.
707
00:33:38,430 --> 00:33:41,830
Well,it's an odd time
to be mentioning it.
708
00:33:41,830 --> 00:33:43,380
Yes,I know.
709
00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:46,610
But the last 24 hours have been crazy.
710
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:52,180
I flashed my ex in a
bar,and then he called me "
711
00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:53,880
and I thought he was wrong,.
712
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,340
I think he's right.
713
00:33:58,340 --> 00:33:59,630
I'm following.
714
00:33:59,630 --> 00:34:01,670
715
00:34:03,130 --> 00:34:04,180
I'm sorry.
716
00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:08,790
I really appreciate this opportunity,
717
00:34:08,790 --> 00:34:13,370
but if you read my blog,you will see
what I really want to be writing about.
718
00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:17,130
And it isn't fashion.
719
00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:23,170
Thank you so much foyour time.
720
00:34:33,350 --> 00:34:35,280
Yeah,I just don't--
I don't get it.
721
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,030
You know,he used to like me.
722
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:39,890
Why am I so bad to hang
around all of a sudden?
723
00:34:39,890 --> 00:34:42,410
There's no explaining teenagers,brother.
724
00:34:43,710 --> 00:34:47,370
Well,i-i even offered to
take his buddy,too,you know?
725
00:34:47,980 --> 00:34:49,930
I don't know why he
doesn't want me there.
726
00:34:51,420 --> 00:34:53,440
You're trying too hard,bobby.
727
00:34:53,670 --> 00:34:57,160
Justin will come back
to you when he's ready.
728
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,730
Yeah,you're right. You're right.
729
00:35:03,290 --> 00:35:05,410
Hey,I'm gonna go talk to him.
730
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,250
Hey,uh,you know,I was
thinking about the concert.
731
00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:33,800
You know,i-i mean--
you-- you guys can go.
732
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,350
Just please don't tell anyone.
733
00:35:37,030 --> 00:35:39,550
- No,ofourse no
- noeven my mom.
734
00:35:39,550 --> 00:35:41,360
All-- all right.
Yeah,I won't.
735
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,570
But,uh,yeah,I think
she'd be cool with it.
736
00:35:43,570 --> 00:35:45,260
I just don't want her to kw.
737
00:35:45,980 --> 00:35:47,900
All right. It's just between us.
738
00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:49,840
Okay.
739
00:35:54,970 --> 00:35:56,710
Thanks for meeting me.
740
00:35:57,450 --> 00:36:00,740
Lucky for you,I try to get to the
airport at the last possible minute.
741
00:36:00,740 --> 00:36:05,330
Ugh,I hate that. I like to be there two
hours ahead of time to reorganize my carry-on.
742
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,750
THERE SHE IS.
743
00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:09,740
There's the suarez I know.
744
00:36:10,270 --> 00:36:12,300
Look,I'm sorry about last night.
745
00:36:13,150 --> 00:36:18,120
I think that I got a
little overdefensive
746
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,930
because you made a good point.
747
00:36:19,930 --> 00:36:21,540
I know I did.
748
00:36:22,950 --> 00:36:24,210
- I didn't have to say that.
- No.
749
00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:26,050
- That was annoying,sn't it?
- ***
750
00:36:26,050 --> 00:36:29,420
I did what you said.
751
00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:31,700
I turned down that job.
752
00:36:33,430 --> 00:36:36,950
I know it was the right thing
to do,but it's still scary.
753
00:36:36,950 --> 00:36:39,440
I mean,what if my blog
doesn't take off? what then?
754
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:43,030
I mean,maybe I was on the wrong
path,but at least it was a path.
755
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:48,240
YOU KNOW,When you broke up
with me,I thought it was me--
756
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:52,090
that I had to change
myself-- and I went wild.
757
00:36:52,090 --> 00:36:56,000
I tried wraps,open-face,all
kinds of crazy stuff.
758
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,290
But then I finally went back
to what was important to me,
759
00:36:59,290 --> 00:37:02,860
and that was making
sandwics-- bread,meat,bread.
760
00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:04,790
And then I
met this girl--
761
00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:09,380
a baker who makes the most
amazing rustic sourdough.
762
00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:12,280
Our business took off,we
fell madly in love,
763
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,720
all because we pursued our passion.
764
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,750
You seem happy.
765
00:37:21,450 --> 00:37:23,330
I am.
766
00:37:23,330 --> 00:37:25,070
But you were right,too.
767
00:37:25,070 --> 00:37:27,190
- I was flirting with you a little.
- Oh,really?
768
00:37:27,190 --> 00:37:30,260
Now I didn't mean
anything by it. I didn't!
769
00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:34,270
It's just our thing.
770
00:37:35,190 --> 00:37:38,060
And besides,I know there's
only ever been one guy for you.
771
00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:40,750
can we not go down that path again?
772
00:37:40,750 --> 00:37:42,820
We were having a nice moment.
773
00:37:44,270 --> 00:37:47,100
You'll always hold special
place in my heart,b.
774
00:37:52,260 --> 00:37:54,570
I CAN'T BELIEVE You and tyler
got arrested for fighting.
775
00:37:54,570 --> 00:37:56,240
Are you sure you don't
know where he went?
776
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,350
Look,someone bailed him out
right before you got there.
777
00:37:58,350 --> 00:37:59,510
I didn't see who it was.
778
00:37:59,510 --> 00:38:00,770
How did this happen?
779
00:38:00,770 --> 00:38:03,920
He just went crazy. You should've
warned me he was such an ugly drunk.
780
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:07,120
You let him drink? He's an alcoholic! !
781
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,540
782
00:38:08,540 --> 00:38:10,610
Well,how was I supposed to know that?
783
00:38:11,930 --> 00:38:15,010
Did he say anything?
What did you talk about?
784
00:38:15,010 --> 00:38:21,170
*** His mother,his
hometown,hartley--
785
00:38:21,170 --> 00:38:23,050
- what? - I told him
about his father--
786
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:25,680
how hartley tried to take over
the company,how we forced him out.
787
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,920
Oh,god.
788
00:38:28,290 --> 00:38:29,920
What is it?
789
00:38:31,210 --> 00:38:35,720
I swore to cal that I would never
tell tyler who his father was.
790
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:37,300
So I made up a story.
791
00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:40,300
I told tyler I met his fath in rehab.
792
00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:43,230
Nowhe knows I lied.
793
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,840
- Mom.
- What?
794
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,630
I'm sorry,okay?
795
00:38:50,630 --> 00:38:52,400
It's gonna be all right.
796
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,970
I promise,we'll find him.
797
00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:07,320
Oh,feeling any better?
798
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,200
YEAH.
799
00:39:10,050 --> 00:39:12,230
Thanks for bailing me out last night.
800
00:39:12,230 --> 00:39:16,780
Well,I told you I would
forgive you you slipped up.
801
00:39:16,780 --> 00:39:19,690
I mean,it-- it happens
to the best of us.
802
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:20,850
Yeah.
803
00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:23,430
YOU WERE RIGHT.
804
00:39:23,870 --> 00:39:25,800
They tried to buy me off.
805
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,690
806
00:39:29,690 --> 00:39:31,990
That I'm gonna try to
take what they've got.
807
00:39:31,990 --> 00:39:33,970
Oh,I'm so sorry.
808
00:39:33,970 --> 00:39:36,600
My heart is breaking for you.
809
00:39:36,990 --> 00:39:39,040
What are you gonna do?
810
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:42,900
I am gonna take from them .***
811
00:39:44,390 --> 00:39:46,840
My share in meade publications.
812
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:50,720
And I will support you any way I can.
813
00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:57,270
Marc,I'm back!
814
00:39:59,670 --> 00:40:01,170
What happened to you?
815
00:40:01,170 --> 00:40:04,670
Everything-- troy broke up
with me,I e two slices of pizza,
816
00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,910
and now I can't stop thinking about him.
817
00:40:06,910 --> 00:40:09,510
Oh,my god. you ate pizza?
818
00:40:09,510 --> 00:40:13,260
- I can't talk about it!
- GOOD. 'CAUSE I HAVE Some really big news of my own.
819
00:40:13,260 --> 00:40:16,850
I think it's time for me to make
this stylist thing happen for real.
820
00:40:17,860 --> 00:40:19,550
821
00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:26,670
good,you're here. I was just
dropping off my reviews of the shows.
822
00:40:27,090 --> 00:40:29,060
Thank youso much for
sending us to london.
823
00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:31,530
824
00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:33,080
you can read all about it on my blog.
825
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,190
I just posted all the gory details.
826
00:40:35,190 --> 00:40:36,280
Gory,huh?
827
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,030
Yeah,I sort of dropped the
ball on blogging for a while,
828
00:40:39,030 --> 00:40:41,560
so I thought I would
relaunch with something juicy.
829
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:45,430
How did,uh,things turn
out with you and tyler?
830
00:40:45,430 --> 00:40:47,380
Um,kind of blew up in my face,
831
00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:49,150
but at least I'm
talking to my mom again.
832
00:40:50,170 --> 00:40:52,730
you flashed gio in a bar?
833
00:40:53,770 --> 00:40:56,780
but in my defense,I had been drinking.
834
00:40:56,780 --> 00:41:01,800
And at least now I know that all of
my ex-boyfriend craziness is behind me.
835
00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:07,740
Hey,it's Betty! Remember me?
836
00:41:07,740 --> 00:41:12,010
Anyway,I'm in London,and
I'm thinking about you.
837
00:41:12,010 --> 00:41:15,430
Sorry. That was a hiccup,not a burp.
838
00:41:15,430 --> 00:41:19,050
Anyway,Hilda's getting
married,and I was just wondering
839
00:41:19,050 --> 00:41:22,890
if maybe you'd want to come
to the wedding as my date.
840
00:41:22,890 --> 00:41:24,370
Call me.
841
00:41:25,371 --> 00:41:26,371
842
00:41:26,421 --> 00:41:30,971
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