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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,970 --> 00:00:02,450 Previously on Ugly betty. 2 00:00:02,460 --> 00:00:04,640 3 00:00:04,660 --> 00:00:07,480 4 00:00:09,890 --> 00:00:11,490 Tylor is not who you think is 5 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:12,220 6 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:13,260 7 00:00:13,270 --> 00:00:14,570 8 00:00:14,580 --> 00:00:16,850 9 00:00:16,860 --> 00:00:19,210 10 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:20,050 It's ***** 11 00:00:20,060 --> 00:00:21,390 I want **** 12 00:00:21,410 --> 00:00:22,680 13 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:23,450 14 00:00:23,460 --> 00:00:25,820 15 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:26,950 They are gone? 16 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,270 Betty you are great. 17 00:00:39,610 --> 00:00:42,020 18 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:48,240 19 00:00:48,250 --> 00:00:51,140 20 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:54,440 I'm ****** 21 00:00:54,450 --> 00:00:56,200 22 00:00:56,210 --> 00:00:58,650 23 00:00:58,660 --> 00:01:00,840 24 00:01:00,850 --> 00:01:03,570 25 00:01:03,590 --> 00:01:08,010 Based on ***** 26 00:01:08,220 --> 00:01:13,080 Meanwhile,I haven't even posted in over a month because I've been so busy at work. 27 00:01:13,090 --> 00:01:16,470 Well,I hope .TO PLAN MY Bachelorette party this weekend. 28 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,360 HEY,Ti got my party planned-- 29 00:01:18,380 --> 00:01:22,060 booze,boobs and a bus to atlantic city. 30 00:01:22,070 --> 00:01:23,800 - YOU'RE TRAVELING? - Yeah. 31 00:01:23,810 --> 00:01:25,970 Why does he get to travel?I want to travel. 32 00:01:25,980 --> 00:01:28,030 Travelis the part that you have a problem with? 33 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:30,670 - like he's gonna do better than this? - That's right. 34 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:35,380 Anyway,maid of honor,what fun thing are we doing? 35 00:01:35,390 --> 00:01:37,250 Well get ready. 36 00:01:37,260 --> 00:01:39,950 Because I have scored us . 37 00:01:39,970 --> 00:01:43,940 38 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,810 Tour at the met! 39 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:50,130 GET OUTTA HERE! 40 00:01:50,150 --> 00:01:52,310 That's a good one! 41 00:01:52,330 --> 00:01:53,400 - THE MET! - The met? 42 00:01:53,410 --> 00:01:56,900 That would've been the worst bachelorette party ever! 43 00:01:56,910 --> 00:01:58,790 Right? 44 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,330 I know! 45 00:02:00,340 --> 00:02:03,850 I was keeping the real party a surprise. 46 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:04,840 Oh,okay,good. 47 00:02:04,860 --> 00:02:07,390 You're gonna love it! 48 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:10,410 SEE YOU LATER. 49 00:02:10,420 --> 00:02:13,640 Hey,justin,you,uh,you want a ride to school? 50 00:02:13,650 --> 00:02:16,640 No,sorry.I'm walking with austin. 51 00:02:16,650 --> 00:02:18,510 Justin doesn't walk. 52 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:22,160 He's told me a thousand times,"shoes are for fashion, 53 00:02:22,170 --> 00:02:24,620 " you know,we,uh,we used to be friends. 54 00:02:24,630 --> 00:02:25,770 I don't know what's up . 55 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:29,130 Maybe I did something wrong. 56 00:02:29,140 --> 00:02:31,640 You're about to be his new stepfather. 57 00:02:31,660 --> 00:02:33,580 That's gotta be weird for a kid. 58 00:02:33,590 --> 00:02:38,600 You know what?This weekend,you guys go and do something fun together. 59 00:02:38,610 --> 00:02:41,050 That's a good idea. 60 00:02:42,490 --> 00:02:46,150 ANDTHATIS My parents in a nutshell. 61 00:02:51,430 --> 00:02:52,960 I don't mean to keep harping on this, 62 00:02:52,970 --> 00:02:56,740 but you don't have any news tracking down my father,do you? 63 00:02:59,210 --> 00:03:00,930 Actually,I do. 64 00:03:00,940 --> 00:03:05,340 I-i just learned that the rehab facility where we met shut down,and,uh, 65 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:09,360 those records can't be retrieved,so we'll never be able to find him. 66 00:03:10,180 --> 00:03:11,890 so sorry,tyler. 67 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:14,200 Oh,it's okay. 68 00:03:14,210 --> 00:03:16,350 So I was conceived at a rehab facility. 69 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:19,740 I,uh,guess I was destined TO BE AN ALCOHOLIC. 70 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:23,030 I don't think we should joke about that. 71 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:25,160 Have you spoken to daniel yet? 72 00:03:25,170 --> 00:03:27,140 I tried... 73 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:30,000 He doesn't want anything to do with me. 74 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:33,790 I hate that you're leaving so soon,and you two never got to know each other. 75 00:03:33,810 --> 00:03:36,140 It's fine. 76 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:40,080 I came to meet you,and that part worked out. 77 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,960 I could take hilda horseback riding for her bachelorette party. 78 00:03:46,970 --> 00:03:49,280 Or,better yet,naked horseback riding. 79 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:51,980 - You're welcome. - Gross.and ow! 80 00:03:51,990 --> 00:03:53,130 Well,I'm out of ideas then. 81 00:03:53,140 --> 00:03:55,300 Well,all of your ideas involve nudity. 82 00:03:55,310 --> 00:03:55,940 You're welcome. 83 00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:58,050 Stop saying that. 84 00:03:58,060 --> 00:04:00,740 An e-mail from the trapeze school. 85 00:04:00,910 --> 00:04:02,590 $1,000?Come on. 86 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:03,970 That was my favorite option. 87 00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:06,410 This totally sucks! 88 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:07,630 Are you talking to me? 89 00:04:07,650 --> 00:04:10,510 No.I was talking to... 90 00:04:10,530 --> 00:04:11,290 Never mind. 91 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:12,580 Oh.so what sucks? 92 00:04:12,590 --> 00:04:14,920 I have to plan the perfect bachelorette party for my sister, 93 00:04:14,930 --> 00:04:16,220 and nothing is working out. 94 00:04:16,230 --> 00:04:17,560 It's just really disappointing. 95 00:04:17,570 --> 00:04:19,800 Oh,well,I know disappointment. 96 00:04:19,810 --> 00:04:24,270 My half brother hates me,and I have no hope of finding my biological father. 97 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:28,210 ok.perspective. 98 00:04:28,220 --> 00:04:31,240 WELL...IF IT HELPS,I've known daniel for years, 99 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:34,700 and if you just give him time,he'll come around. 100 00:04:36,090 --> 00:04:37,840 message from Daniel Why Are you talking to him!?! 101 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:45,990 If you'll excuse me,I have to go deal with something annoying. 102 00:04:48,130 --> 00:04:50,470 I see you. 103 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,400 what,aryou on team tyr now? 104 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:56,390 NO.DANIEL,I'm not on teamanyone. 105 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,470 Tyler is not a bad guy. 106 00:04:58,480 --> 00:04:59,860 Put yourself in his shoes. 107 00:04:59,870 --> 00:05:02,100 more like smelly,old cowboy boots. 108 00:05:02,110 --> 00:05:03,740 Okay,you're 5 years old. 109 00:05:03,750 --> 00:05:05,210 No,you're5 years old. 110 00:05:05,220 --> 00:05:07,810 Someone needs a nap.We'll talk about this later. 111 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:09,090 Fine. 112 00:05:09,110 --> 00:05:12,010 but I'm putting you down for team daniel. 113 00:05:14,050 --> 00:05:20,580 As requested,here is some clothes from The mall. 114 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:24,640 Now I'm not one to pry, 115 00:05:24,650 --> 00:05:27,050 but you didn't exactly specify what this is all for. 116 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:31,590 It's for an important meeting that I can't be seen wearing cashmere and furs. 117 00:05:31,610 --> 00:05:33,350 Mysterious. 118 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,020 Still not prying,but would this meeting have anything to do 119 00:05:36,030 --> 00:05:38,580 with your plan to overthrow the meades? 120 00:05:38,590 --> 00:05:42,860 Yes.it involves claire's recently revealed love child--tyler. 121 00:05:42,870 --> 00:05:45,210 Aw,he's such a rube. 122 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,160 And he's so hot. 123 00:05:46,170 --> 00:05:47,790 Must he be a part of all this? 124 00:05:47,810 --> 00:05:49,670 He's just a pawn-- 125 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,480 the weak link in the meade chain. 126 00:05:51,490 --> 00:05:55,680 I gain his trust,everything else falls into place. 127 00:05:56,860 --> 00:05:58,890 WILLIE'S BEING All weird again. 128 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:02,040 - **** - British. 129 00:06:02,050 --> 00:06:04,540 I'm trying to look authentic for my trip to london with daniel, 130 00:06:04,550 --> 00:06:06,250 but it feels like I'm missing something. 131 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:07,370 A riding crop? 132 00:06:07,380 --> 00:06:09,550 A horse?dignity? 133 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,400 - somebody's jealous. - Yeah jealous. 134 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:12,410 you get to go all the way to london. 135 00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:14,400 I have to stay here and figure out who I'm gonna take 136 00:06:14,410 --> 00:06:16,880 as my plus-one to hilda's stupid straight wedding. 137 00:06:16,890 --> 00:06:18,140 Why don't you bring your boyfriend? 138 00:06:18,150 --> 00:06:20,990 I totally forgot I had that boyfriend trey. 139 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:21,620 Troy. 140 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:23,940 I like trey better.or trevor. 141 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:26,910 We'll talk about it.I'm sure he'll want to weigh in. 142 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:31,430 You're going to the london fashion week,daniel,really? 143 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:33,090 No,there are some big designers there. 144 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:35,560 You call it "the training bra fashion*** 145 00:06:35,570 --> 00:06:39,680 and you're only ever interested in the big,sexy ones,so why are you going? 146 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:41,770 Is this one of those times where you ask me a question 147 00:06:41,780 --> 00:06:43,520 that you already know the answer to? 148 00:06:43,530 --> 00:06:46,000 The answer is You don't need to be there. 149 00:06:46,010 --> 00:06:48,520 You're just going to avoid this whole thing with tyler. 150 00:06:48,530 --> 00:06:49,390 Am I right? 151 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,940 You know what?I hate it when you know me. 152 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,610 So send someone in your place and stay here. 153 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:57,470 Reach out to your long-lost half brother who traveled across the country to meet you, 154 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,010 who you've been nothing but a jerk to. 155 00:06:59,020 --> 00:07:01,270 OKAY,FINE,FINE. 156 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,730 But who's gonna go to london,hmm? 157 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:04,190 - you? - No,I can't go. 158 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,550 I have to stay and plan hilda's bachelorette party. 159 00:07:06,570 --> 00:07:08,550 I still have no idea what I'm gonna do. 160 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:14,330 She wants something big and exciting and fun,but with travel. 161 00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:16,520 Wait a second. 162 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:17,880 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 163 00:07:17,890 --> 00:07:22,780 A bachelorette trip to londo I thought your party was gonna be so lameass! 164 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:25,440 - Hey! - And it turns out it's gonna be badass! 165 00:07:25,450 --> 00:07:27,640 - Yeah! - Thank you,thank you,thank you! 166 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:29,810 Suck on that,talercio! 167 00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:30,860 Suck on it! ? 168 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:35,520 Suarez sisters going to London. 169 00:08:09,570 --> 00:08:12,470 OH,MY GOD!We're inlondon. 170 00:08:12,490 --> 00:08:14,640 Ms.suarez,welcome. 171 00:08:14,650 --> 00:08:16,650 Oh,you know my name. 172 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:18,190 Of course.we're very honored to have you here. 173 00:08:18,210 --> 00:08:20,490 Oh,my god!You are totally famous here. 174 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,970 Oh,please wait.I'd like to,um,tip you. 175 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:25,300 I'M SURE I HAVE A FEW Extra pounds in here somewhere. 176 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:29,260 somewhere?uh,what about here and here and here? 177 00:08:29,270 --> 00:08:33,040 HeyYou are workinfor her this week.can you be nice? 178 00:08:33,050 --> 00:08:35,160 Betty! 179 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:42,030 - Oh,she looks so elegant! - I know! 180 00:08:42,050 --> 00:08:44,140 Eyes up,you dozy choob! 181 00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:46,660 - HEY,WATCH Where you're goin'! - Yeah,yeah.Stick it up your fish pipe. 182 00:08:46,670 --> 00:08:48,150 There's the drunk I remember. 183 00:08:51,050 --> 00:08:53,560 Look at you!No braces! 184 00:08:53,570 --> 00:08:55,160 Look at you! 185 00:08:55,180 --> 00:08:57,030 How's stuart and the baby? 186 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,120 Oh,they're good! 187 00:08:58,130 --> 00:08:58,810 But they're at home. 188 00:08:58,820 --> 00:09:02,040 So how soon can we get a drink in this mama's hand and get this hen night started? 189 00:09:02,050 --> 00:09:04,420 Well,there's an opening night cocktail party in,like,30 minutes. 190 00:09:04,430 --> 00:09:05,880 Oh,right-o! 191 00:09:05,890 --> 00:09:07,230 cheerio! 192 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:08,190 OH,MY GOD. 193 00:09:08,210 --> 00:09:10,120 - I sound like a local,right? - Right. 194 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:10,980 - LET'S GO. - Yeah,right? 195 00:09:10,990 --> 00:09:13,460 Hilda,you're getting married! 196 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:17,990 These past few months have been the most challenging-- 197 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:23,810 away from home and my family and my routine. 198 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,530 I've actually been slipping up a lot. 199 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:31,740 And I've got to say that things can get pretty dark when I drink, 200 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:35,060 but I'm thankful that I can come here for your support. 201 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,760 I see a new face in the back. 202 00:09:43,770 --> 00:09:47,040 Will you please stand and introduce yourself? 203 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:58,740 My name is WILHELMINA,and I'm an alcoholic. 204 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:01,370 - HI,WILHELMINA. - HI. 205 00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:02,910 You know I love hanging out at your house-- 206 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:05,430 playing video games,watching movies-- 207 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:09,290 but do you think we should go somewhere else sometime? 208 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,600 What,like your house? 209 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:13,020 Like on a date. 210 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,330 - Is that weird? - No. 211 00:10:14,350 --> 00:10:16,000 no,not at all. 212 00:10:16,010 --> 00:10:16,890 I love it. 213 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:19,540 You know,our first REAL DATE. 214 00:10:19,690 --> 00:10:21,600 How about tomorrow night? 215 00:10:21,610 --> 00:10:23,340 What are we gonna do? 216 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,300 I'll surprise you. 217 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,180 - HEY,WHAT'S UP,J. - Hey. 218 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,320 Hi,bobby. 219 00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:29,690 Um,you know that my mom is in london,right? 220 00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:31,490 Yeah,exactly.That's why I'm here. 221 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:35,450 Listen,I'm thinking we have a special bachelor party for me,huh? 222 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:36,430 Suarez men only. 223 00:10:36,450 --> 00:10:37,940 - Tomorrow night. - ALL RIGHT. 224 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:41,510 Sounds like fun,but austin and I have plans. 225 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:45,210 But don't let me stop you and grandpa from,you know,tearing up the clubs. 226 00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:46,440 Can you change your plans? 227 00:10:46,450 --> 00:10:47,260 This is important. 228 00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:48,870 - Uh,I don't really think - it's cool. 229 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,120 We can do it another time. 230 00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:51,380 Hey,thanks,austin. 231 00:10:51,390 --> 00:10:52,590 ALL RIGHT! 232 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:57,620 Tomorrow night,the three amigos versus the big city. 233 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,610 Big city,look out. 234 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,380 235 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,800 hey,where'd that bag come from? 236 00:11:06,810 --> 00:11:09,480 I rifled through your stuff earlier,and it wasnotin there. 237 00:11:09,490 --> 00:11:12,320 The designer had it messengered to me. 238 00:11:12,330 --> 00:11:13,480 I could get used to that. 239 00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:17,750 Ooh,as the designated bachelorette,I call dibs on the next freebie. 240 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:23,280 So sorry to interrupt,I just had to tell you,ilovedyour last show. 241 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:24,540 - Thank you. - *** 242 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:27,050 Cheers. 243 00:11:28,010 --> 00:11:30,890 Okay,that was,like,the third person who's come up to you. 244 00:11:30,910 --> 00:11:32,420 Do they think you're judi dench? 245 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,110 I'm afraid not. 246 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,600 You see,I had a little show here about a month ago, 247 00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:38,530 and,uh,well,some people kind of liked it. 248 00:11:38,540 --> 00:11:39,860 Oh,come on. 249 00:11:39,870 --> 00:11:42,560 christina,your dreams came true. 250 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:44,200 That's not what I saw for you. 251 00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:45,680 Oh,I really need a break from her. 252 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:48,370 - We're gonna go get a drink at the bar. - Yep. 253 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:51,640 Here you go,my dear. 254 00:11:51,650 --> 00:11:54,410 Oh,my god,christina,that's lindsay dunne. 255 00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:57,550 He's,like,the most powerful publisher in all of britain. 256 00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:59,030 Oh,my--he's coming this way. 257 00:11:59,040 --> 00:11:59,900 Christina. 258 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,880 dunne,good to see you. 259 00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:03,930 This is my good friend betty suarez. 260 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,970 She actually works at "mode" magazine as a features editor. 261 00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:08,570 Ms.suarez,a pleasure. 262 00:12:08,590 --> 00:12:10,810 NO,ME. 263 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,750 I mean,I am the pleasured one. 264 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,970 BETTY IS A rising star,actually. 265 00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:18,810 Uh,and she's clearly very excited to meet you. 266 00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:20,090 Well,I'm flattered. 267 00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:22,850 I'm always on the lookout for a rising star. 268 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:23,550 Okay. 269 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:26,100 Would you be interested in an opportunity to do more? 270 00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:27,590 More?what do you mean? 271 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,690 Well,one of my fashion magazines,"ultramod," 272 00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:31,770 has lost its new york-based columnist. 273 00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:34,400 Being that you're familiar with the sce over there, 274 00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:38,190 would you have any interest in interviewing? 275 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,520 You can still keep your job in Mode 276 00:12:42,690 --> 00:12:44,780 That would be amazing. 277 00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:46,830 - Yes. - All right then. 278 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,130 call my office and set up a meeting. 279 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,070 I HAVE MY WORK,Which I love, 280 00:12:55,080 --> 00:13:00,060 but it cannot fill the void of my estranged family. 281 00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:03,410 Thank you for sharing. 282 00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:08,930 Okay,everyone.See you next week. 283 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:12,040 Ms.slater. 284 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:14,860 I had no idea. 285 00:13:15,950 --> 00:13:18,450 Tyler,please call me wilhelmina. 286 00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:20,180 OKAY. 287 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,550 I guess my little secret is out. 288 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:26,530 I'D APPRECIATE IT If you would not s a word to claire or daniel. 289 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:30,970 Of course.I mean,i-i know how tough it is when you need to talk, 290 00:13:30,980 --> 00:13:33,240 and you can't turn to the people around you. 291 00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:36,510 Well,thank god we have our sponsors. 292 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:40,320 You do have a sponsor,don't you? 293 00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:42,520 ACTUALLY,Since I've been here, 294 00:13:42,540 --> 00:13:44,280 really haven't been able to connect with anybody. 295 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,470 Well,don't say another word. 296 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,750 Consider willie your sponsor. 297 00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,020 Would you like another scone? 298 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:02,260 NO,I can barely eat. 299 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,480 I'm so excited to go to these fashion shows. 300 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:08,880 Hilda,a couple years ago,I was lucky to be standing behind a tent pole, 301 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,150 and now-- I mean,I don't want to get my hopes up-- 302 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,550 but I might get a chair! 303 00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:14,760 OOH! A CHAIR. That means a gift bag, 304 00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:16,200 and as your designated bachelorette-- 305 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,030 your name is already on it. 306 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:20,540 Okay,we really have to leave. 307 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,070 A waiter has just come up to amanda 308 00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:23,610 and asked her if she wanted bangers and mash. 309 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:24,960 She followed him into the loo! 310 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,050 Turns out,it's just food. 311 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,730 Okay,bachelorettes,since I can't be with you, 312 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:34,870 I have planned out the perfect day.Itineraries. 313 00:14:35,050 --> 00:14:37,210 Maximizes historical sites. 314 00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:39,140 - Minimizes-- - fun. 315 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,930 I was going ***** 316 00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:44,160 " they're just suggestions,and I promise, 317 00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:46,120 I will catch up with you as soon as I can. 318 00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:47,590 All right,but,betty, 319 00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:50,330 you better not be late for my party,or I'm gonna be pissed. 320 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,320 you know that here that means drunk? 321 00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:53,610 That works,too. 322 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,240 Oh,amanda. 323 00:14:57,710 --> 00:14:59,890 Take lots of pictures! 324 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:13,940 {6}*** 325 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,660 Heard you're new in town ? 326 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,970 want someone to show you 'round ? 327 00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:09,220 I'll take you where the music plays for free ? 328 00:15:12,130 --> 00:15:13,940 so don't rely ? 329 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,190 on people you meet ? 330 00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:20,130 'cause no one is safe in these streets ? 331 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,170 I'm gonna take you out tonight ? 332 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,540 I'm gonna make you feel all right ? 333 00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:26,670 I don't have a lot of money,but we'll be fine ? 334 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,390 no,I don't have a penny,but I'll show you a good time ? 335 00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,500 I'm gonna take you out tonight ? 336 00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:33,850 I'm gonna make you feel all right ? 337 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,060 I don't have a lot of money,but we'll be fine ? 338 00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:37,230 no,I don't have a penny ? 339 00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,630 but I'll show you a real good time ? 340 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:47,470 so how are things going with the meades? 341 00:15:47,650 --> 00:15:51,130 I was so touched by what you shared about getting to know your family. 342 00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:54,870 Oh,I'm actually,uh,going out tonight with daniel. 343 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,830 He wants us to get along. 344 00:15:57,030 --> 00:15:58,600 That's very noble of him. 345 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,640 What is it? 346 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:07,430 ***I've just known the meades for a lo time,and they're not . 347 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,110 *** forthcoming. 348 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:13,070 Well,claire's been totally straight with me. 349 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:15,840 I mean,just this morning she was telling me about my father-- 350 00:16:15,990 --> 00:16:17,580 how they met in rehab and 351 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:20,810 how she's done everything she could to track him down for me. 352 00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:25,280 Tyler,can I be frank? 353 00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:29,240 They're terrified of you. 354 00:16:30,810 --> 00:16:31,830 WHAT? 355 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:32,940 Well,it's true. 356 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,900 As far as they're concerned,you're just other claim to their empire. 357 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,500 Wh--i-i just want to get to know my family. 358 00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:41,040 Well,iknow that,but I'm not as cynical as the meades. 359 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,680 I wouldn't be surprised if they 360 00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:45,270 tried to pay you off just to get rid of you. 361 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,730 they wouldn't do that,would they? 362 00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:51,450 I've held my tongue long enough. 363 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,970 I do own half this company,too, 364 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:56,020 so it's time we talk about claire's bastard child. 365 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,540 What are you talking about? 366 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,720 You think this hayseed crawled out of his corncrib 367 00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:02,760 and came all the way to manhattan just for a family reunion? 368 00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:06,570 Look,I'm no fan of the guy,but I don't think tyler's after our money. 369 00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:08,830 Daniel,are you that naive? 370 00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:10,190 Take my advice. 371 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,460 Take him out on the town with his new big brother, 372 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,890 get him through a couple of velvet ropes and make him feel like a big shot. 373 00:17:16,030 --> 00:17:17,810 Then write him a big,fat check, 374 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,910 and stick him on the first train back to hicksville. 375 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,780 Well,you're probably right. 376 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,030 Even the meades would never sink that low. 377 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,050 Sugar? 378 00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:34,030 TREY,There you are. 379 00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:35,310 hi,trey. 380 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,810 IT'S TROY,And you know I don't like when you pick new names for me. 381 00:17:39,070 --> 00:17:41,160 ACTUALLY,I didn't know that. 382 00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:43,700 You're so complicated,trevor. 383 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,760 I'm sorry. I have been so busy lately. 384 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,690 I got this promotion,butyou are in luck, 385 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:51,500 because I've got a wedding this saturday,and you're my date. 386 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,930 Actually,I'm seeing someone else now. 387 00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:56,210 What? no,you're not. 388 00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:57,550 Yes,I am. 389 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,930 Do you really care? You haven't called me IN,LIKE,TWO MONTHS. 390 00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:02,140 I said I was busy. 391 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,280 look i get it,I know I came across a little stalker-y, 392 00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:08,450 and you got freaked out,but you were my first boyfriend. 393 00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:09,930 I WAS EXCITED. 394 00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:11,560 You used to sleep on my stoop. 395 00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:12,710 Okay,that--that was one time, 396 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:13,830 and that was because you kept saying, 397 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,690 "one minute,I'll be right down," and you never-- 398 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,030 YOU DIDN'T SHOW. 399 00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:19,000 SO I'M PATIENT. 400 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,860 There are worse traits. 401 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:25,280 Anyway,now I'm with brian,it all worked out. 402 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,720 I'm sure you'll find someone,too. 403 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,780 my ears are still ringing FROM THAT PLACE. 404 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,970 I couldn't even hear myself think. 405 00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:41,830 Yeah,well,hey,we got a great plan "b" though,right? 406 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,830 Pizza,beer,great company. 407 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:46,700 Yeahhow about we find something to watch? 408 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:47,700 Good idea. 409 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:49,940 Hey,justin,you wanna help me pick out a movie? 410 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,950 Betty's got a lot of great musicals here. 411 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,300 hey ju*tin,stop texting and join the party. 412 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,220 Hey,one sec. 413 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,760 I have to take this, 414 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,790 but I think I'm just gonna go over to marc's 415 00:19:00,930 --> 00:19:02,440 so I don't bother you guys. 416 00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:14,310 - hey. - HEY. 417 00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:17,120 I'm here. I'm all yours. 418 00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:19,030 No more work. 419 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,440 Well,I might have to do a little bit of work tomorrow. 420 00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:25,410 But who am I to complain? Work is work,right? 421 00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:28,380 What are you guys doing? 422 00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:31,850 We decided that every time you say "work," we drink. 423 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,050 Okay. I get it! 424 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:37,010 Tonight is about fun,NOT WORK. 425 00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:39,440 DRINK! 426 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:40,800 I SAID IT AGAIN! 427 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,050 Dare! 428 00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:47,150 Ooh,a brave choice. 429 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,510 All right,all right,all right. 430 00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:49,510 Oh,god. 431 00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:53,030 Yeah,yeah,yeah.i *an *** 432 00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,460 ****FLASH THAT GUY! 433 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,370 - NO! - Yes! 434 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,140 435 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:00,580 go show him your mayan temple. 436 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,210 - go. - OH! 437 00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:02,740 No,I can't do that. 438 00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:04,450 Yes,you can. watch. 439 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:12,960 440 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,650 No. 441 00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:19,050 Okay,I am the queen. I declare it. 442 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,480 I want you to flash that stranger! 443 00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:23,550 - DO IT. - NO! 444 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:25,980 oh,come on,betty. 445 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,570 Okay,fine! I'll do it. 446 00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:47,780 Suarez! 447 00:20:57,230 --> 00:20:59,480 everyone said,"when you go to london," 448 00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,340 on***** 449 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,390 I'm just glad there wasn't a line. 450 00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:06,600 - This is-- - hilarious! hi,gio. 451 00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:07,970 But I didn't get . 452 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,060 hi gio let's just get cheech and chong back out. 453 00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:11,560 - Yeah,uh,amanda! - Oh,no,no,no. 454 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:12,950 Girls,girls,stop it. 455 00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:15,330 Turn around and let everyone HAVE A LOOK! 456 00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:16,290 Christina! 457 00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:18,220 enough. Stop. enough. 458 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:21,040 459 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,340 I don't generally .**** 460 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,270 Or ever. 461 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,630 462 00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:30,530 Oh,wait a minute.You didn't go to rome with me,did you? 463 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,910 ****Egg salad. 464 00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:34,400 Henry--and to be fair, 465 00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:36,390 I really didn't choose either one of you. 466 00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:38,180 What are you doing here? 467 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,340 Layover. 468 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:42,370 on my way to provence. A food and wine trip. and you? 469 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,050 "Mode" sent me for work. 470 00:21:44,210 --> 00:21:45,270 Work! 471 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,290 Hey,listen,I'd love to catch up, 472 00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:49,610 but I want to see the london eye before it closes, 473 00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:51,450 and I'm only here for one re night. 474 00:21:51,630 --> 00:21:53,540 You want to check it out with me? 475 00:21:53,860 --> 00:21:55,700 no i can't 476 00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:57,430 um,it's hilda's bachelorette party,. 477 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,860 a****I ju*** go 478 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,160 ****LIKE,TWO SECONDS? 479 00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:04,350 Two sec--don't--don't go. 480 00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:06,880 Okay. WHAT ARE You doing? 481 00:22:07,050 --> 00:22:08,030 go with him! 482 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,510 WHAT? WHY? 483 00:22:09,650 --> 00:22:11,380 Betty,you are on vacation! 484 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:13,800 You have been all about work since you got here. 485 00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:15,450 You've got a really nice guy here 486 00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:18,990 who has always been crazy about you. Go have an adventure! 487 00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:21,180 He does look sort of good,doesn't he? 488 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,760 Yeah,and you might have a plus-one for my wedding! 489 00:22:26,050 --> 00:22:27,670 Go! have fun! 490 00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:29,070 Okay. 491 00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:34,660 GOOD NEWS. Queen hilda has granted me permission to go. 492 00:22:40,910 --> 00:22:42,560 It's like a club in here. 493 00:22:42,710 --> 00:22:44,860 YEAH,ACTUALLY It used to have a stripper pole, 494 00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:46,510 but I guess it was too hard to wear a seat belt 495 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,440 and work the pole AT THE SAME TIME. 496 00:22:51,990 --> 00:22:54,420 look,,I just want you to know, 497 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,530 I'm sorry about the way I've been treating you. 498 00:22:56,770 --> 00:22:58,090 It's just,uh, 499 00:22:58,330 --> 00:23:01,940 kinda freaky to suddenly find out you have a half brother. 500 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,240 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 501 00:23:03,390 --> 00:23:05,110 And then--my mom,your dad-- 502 00:23:05,230 --> 00:23:07,030 that's an image I don't want STUCK IN MY HEAD. 503 00:23:07,150 --> 00:23:07,910 Wait. my dad? 504 00:23:08,030 --> 00:23:09,680 Yeah,you know,I never got along with hartley, 505 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,600 but I shouldn't have taken that out on you. 506 00:23:11,710 --> 00:23:13,530 - So you know my dad? - Know him? 507 00:23:13,710 --> 00:23:15,490 He was the biggest pain in my ass for,like, 508 00:23:15,610 --> 00:23:17,870 six months when he was trying to take over meade. 509 00:23:18,050 --> 00:23:20,030 Mom told you all that,I'm sure. 510 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,530 I think we're here. 511 00:23:22,770 --> 00:23:24,860 just hang on a second,all right? 512 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:29,040 I'm gonna go grease the bouncer,make sure we get v.i.p. treatment. 513 00:23:29,670 --> 00:23:31,240 Be right back. 514 00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:47,380 Tyler,everything all right? 515 00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:50,470 I think claire might've lied to me about who my father is. 516 00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:52,210 Really? 517 00:23:52,450 --> 00:23:54,270 I mean,she's been so nice to me since I got here. 518 00:23:54,430 --> 00:23:55,520 Why would she do that? 519 00:23:55,730 --> 00:23:57,550 Oh,I don't know. 520 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,450 But a lie of that magnitude? 521 00:23:59,590 --> 00:24:01,090 If you could never forgive her, 522 00:24:01,270 --> 00:24:03,920 it would be completely understandable. 523 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:06,090 I'm out with daniel . 524 00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:07,840 525 00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:10,450 All I can think about is taking a drink. 526 00:24:10,590 --> 00:24:12,120 Slipups are inevitable. 527 00:24:12,260 --> 00:24:13,430 And it's okay. 528 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,100 I certainly know how tempting a 529 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:20,170 perfectly mixed cocktail can be.I can... 530 00:24:20,450 --> 00:24:22,880 Almost taste it right now. 531 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:29,400 It's like A warm hug going down my throat. 532 00:24:29,630 --> 00:24:31,360 What should I do,wilhelmina? 533 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,820 Oh,remember,if you happen to slip up, 534 00:24:35,010 --> 00:24:37,550 I am always here for you, 535 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,480 because that's what a sponsor's for. 536 00:24:57,710 --> 00:25:00,130 OH,I really love it here. 537 00:25:00,390 --> 00:25:03,670 At this one fashion show,they served a sandch that was bread, 538 00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:06,020 butter and french fries. 539 00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:08,150 - That's disgusting. - It was amazing-- 540 00:25:08,330 --> 00:25:11,020 carbs,fat and carbs. It was a miracle. 541 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,260 The miracle is,you still eat like that and look as good as you do. 542 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,220 Oh,thank you. you,too. 543 00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:22,960 Mmm,it's so nice to actually see london. 544 00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:27,230 I've been stuck indoors at fashion shows ever since I got here. 545 00:25:27,410 --> 00:25:30,000 - YAWN. - No,not yawn. 546 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,100 - I really enjoyed it. - DOUBLE YAWN. 547 00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:36,340 I'm serious! I saw two lines that were completely innovative, 548 00:25:36,490 --> 00:25:38,940 and most of the rest of them were surprisingly on trend. 549 00:25:39,090 --> 00:25:41,230 Ooh-ooh! look at you. 550 00:25:41,490 --> 00:25:43,550 You are a "mode"-y robot. 551 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:44,600 You're amo-bot. 552 00:25:44,770 --> 00:25:46,180 I am not a mo-bot. 553 00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:48,220 I am betty. 554 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,430 I am a mo-bot. 555 00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:53,440 i'm **** ON TREND. 556 00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:55,370 Okay,I know what this is. 557 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:59,130 This is you doing your little button-pushy flirty thing just to get to me. 558 00:25:59,290 --> 00:26:00,150 No,no,I'm not. 559 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,360 Yes,you are. You are flirting. 560 00:26:01,490 --> 00:26:02,180 I'm not flirting. 561 00:26:02,350 --> 00:26:05,290 I am gio.I am flirting. 562 00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:06,930 - I'm not flirting. - It is okay. 563 00:26:07,110 --> 00:26:08,640 I am flirting,too. 564 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,240 Betty,I'm engaged. 565 00:26:10,390 --> 00:26:11,460 I am-- 566 00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:14,300 WHAT? 567 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:27,690 Is it just me,or is it weird that you didn't ntion you were engaged right away? 568 00:26:27,860 --> 00:26:28,650 Why? 569 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,060 you disappointed? 570 00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:33,100 Hurts a little you can't have me,doesn't it,suarez? 571 00:26:33,270 --> 00:26:35,350 No!it doesn't hurt. 572 00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:39,080 I'm just saying that ii were your fianc??e, 573 00:26:39,220 --> 00:26:42,270 I would think it was weird that you picked up your ex-girlfriend at a bar 574 00:26:42,390 --> 00:26:44,270 and took her on a romantic stroll. 575 00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:46,320 What? I did not pick you up. 576 00:26:46,490 --> 00:26:47,540 You flashed me. 577 00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:48,840 It was adare, 578 00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:51,310 and I was supposed to be flashing a complete stranger. 579 00:26:51,450 --> 00:26:52,840 Why are yostill working at "mode"? 580 00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:55,030 What? What--what does that have to do with anything? 581 00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:57,360 I thought you wanted to write about things that mattered, 582 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,480 like that crap you put in your blog. 583 00:26:59,930 --> 00:27:02,190 What do you know about my blog? What,you read my blog? 584 00:27:02,190 --> 00:27:05,080 Don't get all excited,but,yeah,I've read it. 585 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,310 At least I did until you stopped posting. 586 00:27:07,310 --> 00:27:09,820 I know. I'm busy. 587 00:27:10,330 --> 00:27:11,870 I'm an editor now. 588 00:27:11,870 --> 00:27:16,200 And I'm interviewing to write a fashion column for another magazine. 589 00:27:17,370 --> 00:27:19,380 THAT'S A JOB You never dreamed of. 590 00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:23,740 Fashion has been good to me,okay? 591 00:27:23,740 --> 00:27:26,900 And since I've been doing it for a while,people actually respect me-- 592 00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:29,250 as hard as that might be for you to believe. 593 00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:32,330 And,okay,you know what? The perks are nice. 594 00:27:32,330 --> 00:27:33,460 So you've gotten comfortable? 595 00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:34,510 I'm not comfortable. 596 00:27:34,510 --> 00:27:35,690 Oh,you're comfortable. 597 00:27:35,690 --> 00:27:38,860 Stop. gio,don't. Don't do that thing that you always do, 598 00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:41,460 - the "i'm gio," **** - look,I'm just saying,. 599 00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:45,840 " I'm just saying,what was supposed to be a stepping stone for you 600 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,220 has completely become your path. 601 00:27:47,220 --> 00:27:49,490 It's not my path! 602 00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:54,490 It's-- everything that I'm doing i-is just so that one day, 603 00:27:54,490 --> 00:27:57,190 I can create the magazine that I want. 604 00:27:57,190 --> 00:27:58,680 You sure about that? 605 00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:01,470 Because from where I'm standin it seems like 606 00:28:01,470 --> 00:28:05,030 you're scared to focus on what you really care about. 607 00:28:05,030 --> 00:28:07,080 And you're getting more and more involved in something 608 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,840 that doesn't even matter to you. 609 00:28:10,330 --> 00:28:11,670 You know what,gio? 610 00:28:11,670 --> 00:28:14,060 I haven't even seen you in,like,years, 611 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:17,440 and you show up and you think that in one hour you know my entire life? 612 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,340 Well,guess what? you don't. 613 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,730 I have to go back to my sister. 614 00:28:34,770 --> 00:28:36,090 I THINK You'll like this place. 615 00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:38,240 It's even better than the last one. 616 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,290 Thanks. 617 00:28:43,030 --> 00:28:46,150 Hey,take it easy. That's 50-year-old single malt. 618 00:28:46,150 --> 00:28:49,190 What,so I don't deserve the good stuff? 619 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,450 I realize you haven't had it easy,and I want you to know that 620 00:28:54,450 --> 00:28:57,880 there is no way we're gonna send you home empty-handed,okay? 621 00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,200 What? 622 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,270 This is for you. 623 00:29:03,470 --> 00:29:04,680 You gotta be kidding me. 624 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,270 No,no. I'm happy to do it,tyler. 625 00:29:06,270 --> 00:29:08,990 U-you're actually trying to buy me off,huh? 626 00:29:09,470 --> 00:29:11,150 No,I'm trying to help. 627 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:13,890 - Hey,what are you doing? - All right. guys,come on. Let's take it up the street,all right? 628 00:29:13,890 --> 00:29:15,330 No,no. We're fine,we're fine. Listen-- 629 00:29:15,330 --> 00:29:17,050 - are you really that afraid of me,huh? - What? 630 00:29:17,050 --> 00:29:19,290 Think I'm gonna make problems for you,ittle rich boy,huh? 631 00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:20,880 you're MISSING-- WHAT ARE YOU-- 632 00:29:23,390 --> 00:29:25,800 no,no,no,no,tyler,listen-- 633 00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:31,920 CHRISTINA,You know what's really weird? 634 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,080 You're,like,a big,fancy designer in london, 635 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,410 and I'm a big shot stylist in new york. 636 00:29:36,410 --> 00:29:38,120 You're a stylist now? 637 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,050 Well,not in the sense that I have any clients, 638 00:29:40,050 --> 00:29:42,480 but I do get to combine all of my favorite interests-- 639 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:46,040 criticizing people,shopping and promoting world thinness. 640 00:29:47,610 --> 00:29:50,730 Believe it or not,she really is talented. 641 00:29:50,730 --> 00:29:52,440 It's true. I am. 642 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:57,250 Christina,this might be the beer and the jager and the tequila talking, 643 00:29:57,250 --> 00:30:00,390 buti'm really proud of you. 644 00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:02,850 No,you're a big success! 645 00:30:02,850 --> 00:30:08,060 but,you know,I wasreallyterrified " 646 00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:10,420 all of a sudden,I didn't have a safety net. 647 00:30:10,420 --> 00:30:11,620 But do you know what it did? 648 00:30:11,620 --> 00:30:15,410 It forced me to take a chance on what I really wanted to do. 649 00:30:16,590 --> 00:30:18,350 HEY,YOU'RE BACK! 650 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:20,270 HOW WAS YOUR TIME With gio? 651 00:30:20,270 --> 00:30:23,520 IT WAS A LOT... Of work. 652 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,330 - Work! ? - OH,DEAR. 653 00:30:32,070 --> 00:30:35,890 *** Here,eat this. 654 00:30:36,540 --> 00:30:39,660 I can't. I drank so much last night. 655 00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:42,820 I don't remember anything after getting back to the pub. 656 00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:44,040 No,neither do i. 657 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,790 I vaguely remember calling billy MacDuff 00 in the morning 658 00:30:46,790 --> 00:30:49,710 and telling him that our first kiss tasted of sauerkraut. 659 00:30:51,010 --> 00:30:55,410 seeing gio made us have this idea to start calling up all our exes? 660 00:30:56,420 --> 00:30:58,320 Doesn't ring a bell. 661 00:30:58,830 --> 00:31:00,930 I have to meet mr. dunne now. 662 00:31:01,830 --> 00:31:04,650 Are you sure you don't want to stay just one extra day? 663 00:31:04,650 --> 00:31:07,200 Sorry. miss my boys. 664 00:31:13,510 --> 00:31:15,900 we're not gonna get into a big thing here. 665 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:18,350 We're far too good of friends to say good-bye. 666 00:31:20,630 --> 00:31:22,520 Now you go and kick ass. 667 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,370 I will. 668 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,070 Hey,just the guy I WAS LOOKING FOR. 669 00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:44,710 I got a surprise for you. 670 00:31:44,710 --> 00:31:48,610 three words-- BE-YON-C??! 671 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,380 I scored two tickets for you and me 672 00:31:51,380 --> 00:31:54,130 to see miss bootylicious herself tomorrow night. 673 00:31:54,130 --> 00:31:55,360 What do you think? 674 00:31:55,950 --> 00:31:58,740 thas. I-i just can't go with you. 675 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,280 What are you talking about? These tickets are unbelievable. 676 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,920 I'm talking fifth row! 677 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,650 Yeah,it's just austin and i already got tickets. 678 00:32:05,650 --> 00:32:07,740 and we're actually doing homework right now, 679 00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:09,750 so i-i can't really talk. 680 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,120 Hey,uh,what if I got one more ticket,huh? 681 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,630 We could all go together. 682 00:32:16,180 --> 00:32:19,800 LOOK,I changed my plans last night for your baclor party, 683 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,290 and i-i don't want to change them again. 684 00:32:22,290 --> 00:32:24,690 What's going on here? I mean,I thought we were cool. 685 00:32:24,690 --> 00:32:28,180 Are you,uh,going through some . 686 00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:30,120 You mad that I'm marrying your mother? 687 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,840 It's not about you,it-- 688 00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:38,230 I just-- i-i can't go. 689 00:32:43,290 --> 00:32:45,990 Honestly,I was surprised that she chose denim, 690 00:32:45,990 --> 00:32:48,270 seeing as it's an iconically american fabric. 691 00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:50,660 But the way she cut it was completely european. 692 00:32:51,070 --> 00:32:53,870 suarez,your materials are impressive. 693 00:32:53,870 --> 00:32:58,500 Christina speaks highly of you,and you're obviously passionate about fashion. 694 00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:01,590 Yes,I do. I mean,yes,I am. 695 00:33:02,050 --> 00:33:03,160 GOOD. 696 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,260 This is the part of the jo that I love-- 697 00:33:05,260 --> 00:33:07,700 making someone's dream come true. 698 00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:12,100 You are going to have front-row seats to every show in new york 699 00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:14,640 and access to anyone you want to talk to. 700 00:33:15,010 --> 00:33:17,770 Go-getter like you should move up through the ranks in no time. 701 00:33:17,770 --> 00:33:22,690 So how does it feel to be adding "fashion columnist" to your r??sum??? 702 00:33:25,850 --> 00:33:27,700 Ms. suarez? 703 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:29,320 Um,I'm sorry. 704 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:34,960 uh,I can't do this. 705 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,450 I'm-- i'm sorry? 706 00:33:36,450 --> 00:33:38,430 Fashion is not my dream. 707 00:33:38,430 --> 00:33:41,830 Well,it's an odd time to be mentioning it. 708 00:33:41,830 --> 00:33:43,380 Yes,I know. 709 00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:46,610 But the last 24 hours have been crazy. 710 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:52,180 I flashed my ex in a bar,and then he called me " 711 00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:53,880 and I thought he was wrong,. 712 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,340 I think he's right. 713 00:33:58,340 --> 00:33:59,630 I'm following. 714 00:33:59,630 --> 00:34:01,670 715 00:34:03,130 --> 00:34:04,180 I'm sorry. 716 00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:08,790 I really appreciate this opportunity, 717 00:34:08,790 --> 00:34:13,370 but if you read my blog,you will see what I really want to be writing about. 718 00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:17,130 And it isn't fashion. 719 00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:23,170 Thank you so much foyour time. 720 00:34:33,350 --> 00:34:35,280 Yeah,I just don't-- I don't get it. 721 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,030 You know,he used to like me. 722 00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:39,890 Why am I so bad to hang around all of a sudden? 723 00:34:39,890 --> 00:34:42,410 There's no explaining teenagers,brother. 724 00:34:43,710 --> 00:34:47,370 Well,i-i even offered to take his buddy,too,you know? 725 00:34:47,980 --> 00:34:49,930 I don't know why he doesn't want me there. 726 00:34:51,420 --> 00:34:53,440 You're trying too hard,bobby. 727 00:34:53,670 --> 00:34:57,160 Justin will come back to you when he's ready. 728 00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,730 Yeah,you're right. You're right. 729 00:35:03,290 --> 00:35:05,410 Hey,I'm gonna go talk to him. 730 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,250 Hey,uh,you know,I was thinking about the concert. 731 00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:33,800 You know,i-i mean-- you-- you guys can go. 732 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,350 Just please don't tell anyone. 733 00:35:37,030 --> 00:35:39,550 - No,ofourse no - noeven my mom. 734 00:35:39,550 --> 00:35:41,360 All-- all right. Yeah,I won't. 735 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,570 But,uh,yeah,I think she'd be cool with it. 736 00:35:43,570 --> 00:35:45,260 I just don't want her to kw. 737 00:35:45,980 --> 00:35:47,900 All right. It's just between us. 738 00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:49,840 Okay. 739 00:35:54,970 --> 00:35:56,710 Thanks for meeting me. 740 00:35:57,450 --> 00:36:00,740 Lucky for you,I try to get to the airport at the last possible minute. 741 00:36:00,740 --> 00:36:05,330 Ugh,I hate that. I like to be there two hours ahead of time to reorganize my carry-on. 742 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,750 THERE SHE IS. 743 00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:09,740 There's the suarez I know. 744 00:36:10,270 --> 00:36:12,300 Look,I'm sorry about last night. 745 00:36:13,150 --> 00:36:18,120 I think that I got a little overdefensive 746 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,930 because you made a good point. 747 00:36:19,930 --> 00:36:21,540 I know I did. 748 00:36:22,950 --> 00:36:24,210 - I didn't have to say that. - No. 749 00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:26,050 - That was annoying,sn't it? - *** 750 00:36:26,050 --> 00:36:29,420 I did what you said. 751 00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:31,700 I turned down that job. 752 00:36:33,430 --> 00:36:36,950 I know it was the right thing to do,but it's still scary. 753 00:36:36,950 --> 00:36:39,440 I mean,what if my blog doesn't take off? what then? 754 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:43,030 I mean,maybe I was on the wrong path,but at least it was a path. 755 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:48,240 YOU KNOW,When you broke up with me,I thought it was me-- 756 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:52,090 that I had to change myself-- and I went wild. 757 00:36:52,090 --> 00:36:56,000 I tried wraps,open-face,all kinds of crazy stuff. 758 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,290 But then I finally went back to what was important to me, 759 00:36:59,290 --> 00:37:02,860 and that was making sandwics-- bread,meat,bread. 760 00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:04,790 And then I met this girl-- 761 00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:09,380 a baker who makes the most amazing rustic sourdough. 762 00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:12,280 Our business took off,we fell madly in love, 763 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,720 all because we pursued our passion. 764 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,750 You seem happy. 765 00:37:21,450 --> 00:37:23,330 I am. 766 00:37:23,330 --> 00:37:25,070 But you were right,too. 767 00:37:25,070 --> 00:37:27,190 - I was flirting with you a little. - Oh,really? 768 00:37:27,190 --> 00:37:30,260 Now I didn't mean anything by it. I didn't! 769 00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:34,270 It's just our thing. 770 00:37:35,190 --> 00:37:38,060 And besides,I know there's only ever been one guy for you. 771 00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:40,750 can we not go down that path again? 772 00:37:40,750 --> 00:37:42,820 We were having a nice moment. 773 00:37:44,270 --> 00:37:47,100 You'll always hold special place in my heart,b. 774 00:37:52,260 --> 00:37:54,570 I CAN'T BELIEVE You and tyler got arrested for fighting. 775 00:37:54,570 --> 00:37:56,240 Are you sure you don't know where he went? 776 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,350 Look,someone bailed him out right before you got there. 777 00:37:58,350 --> 00:37:59,510 I didn't see who it was. 778 00:37:59,510 --> 00:38:00,770 How did this happen? 779 00:38:00,770 --> 00:38:03,920 He just went crazy. You should've warned me he was such an ugly drunk. 780 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:07,120 You let him drink? He's an alcoholic! ! 781 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,540 782 00:38:08,540 --> 00:38:10,610 Well,how was I supposed to know that? 783 00:38:11,930 --> 00:38:15,010 Did he say anything? What did you talk about? 784 00:38:15,010 --> 00:38:21,170 *** His mother,his hometown,hartley-- 785 00:38:21,170 --> 00:38:23,050 - what? - I told him about his father-- 786 00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:25,680 how hartley tried to take over the company,how we forced him out. 787 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,920 Oh,god. 788 00:38:28,290 --> 00:38:29,920 What is it? 789 00:38:31,210 --> 00:38:35,720 I swore to cal that I would never tell tyler who his father was. 790 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:37,300 So I made up a story. 791 00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:40,300 I told tyler I met his fath in rehab. 792 00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:43,230 Nowhe knows I lied. 793 00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,840 - Mom. - What? 794 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,630 I'm sorry,okay? 795 00:38:50,630 --> 00:38:52,400 It's gonna be all right. 796 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,970 I promise,we'll find him. 797 00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:07,320 Oh,feeling any better? 798 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,200 YEAH. 799 00:39:10,050 --> 00:39:12,230 Thanks for bailing me out last night. 800 00:39:12,230 --> 00:39:16,780 Well,I told you I would forgive you you slipped up. 801 00:39:16,780 --> 00:39:19,690 I mean,it-- it happens to the best of us. 802 00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:20,850 Yeah. 803 00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:23,430 YOU WERE RIGHT. 804 00:39:23,870 --> 00:39:25,800 They tried to buy me off. 805 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,690 806 00:39:29,690 --> 00:39:31,990 That I'm gonna try to take what they've got. 807 00:39:31,990 --> 00:39:33,970 Oh,I'm so sorry. 808 00:39:33,970 --> 00:39:36,600 My heart is breaking for you. 809 00:39:36,990 --> 00:39:39,040 What are you gonna do? 810 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:42,900 I am gonna take from them .*** 811 00:39:44,390 --> 00:39:46,840 My share in meade publications. 812 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:50,720 And I will support you any way I can. 813 00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:57,270 Marc,I'm back! 814 00:39:59,670 --> 00:40:01,170 What happened to you? 815 00:40:01,170 --> 00:40:04,670 Everything-- troy broke up with me,I e two slices of pizza, 816 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,910 and now I can't stop thinking about him. 817 00:40:06,910 --> 00:40:09,510 Oh,my god. you ate pizza? 818 00:40:09,510 --> 00:40:13,260 - I can't talk about it! - GOOD. 'CAUSE I HAVE Some really big news of my own. 819 00:40:13,260 --> 00:40:16,850 I think it's time for me to make this stylist thing happen for real. 820 00:40:17,860 --> 00:40:19,550 821 00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:26,670 good,you're here. I was just dropping off my reviews of the shows. 822 00:40:27,090 --> 00:40:29,060 Thank youso much for sending us to london. 823 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:31,530 824 00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:33,080 you can read all about it on my blog. 825 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,190 I just posted all the gory details. 826 00:40:35,190 --> 00:40:36,280 Gory,huh? 827 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,030 Yeah,I sort of dropped the ball on blogging for a while, 828 00:40:39,030 --> 00:40:41,560 so I thought I would relaunch with something juicy. 829 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:45,430 How did,uh,things turn out with you and tyler? 830 00:40:45,430 --> 00:40:47,380 Um,kind of blew up in my face, 831 00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:49,150 but at least I'm talking to my mom again. 832 00:40:50,170 --> 00:40:52,730 you flashed gio in a bar? 833 00:40:53,770 --> 00:40:56,780 but in my defense,I had been drinking. 834 00:40:56,780 --> 00:41:01,800 And at least now I know that all of my ex-boyfriend craziness is behind me. 835 00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:07,740 Hey,it's Betty! Remember me? 836 00:41:07,740 --> 00:41:12,010 Anyway,I'm in London,and I'm thinking about you. 837 00:41:12,010 --> 00:41:15,430 Sorry. That was a hiccup,not a burp. 838 00:41:15,430 --> 00:41:19,050 Anyway,Hilda's getting married,and I was just wondering 839 00:41:19,050 --> 00:41:22,890 if maybe you'd want to come to the wedding as my date. 840 00:41:22,890 --> 00:41:24,370 Call me. 841 00:41:25,371 --> 00:41:26,371 842 00:41:26,421 --> 00:41:30,971 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 61817

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