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Previously On "Ugly Betty"... Excuse Us.
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(Betty) Mr. Meade? (Man) There's No Pulse.
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Is This Bradford Meade's Body?
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I Have A Proposition You Might Be Interested In.
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Motion To Terminate Wilhelmina Slater.
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All Those In Favor. (Daniel And Alexis) Aye.
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Did You Come To Clean Out Your Office,Wilhelmina?
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No,Daniel. I Came To Clean Out Yours.
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"Slater." We're Currently Setting Up Our Offices,
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And There Are Still Positions Available.
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All Right. What Is This Guy's Name? I Don't Know. Something Lame,Like Gio.
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Tell Me Who You're Dating. Henry From Accounting. There.
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More. He Got A Girl Pregnant.
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Wow. You Are Being Stupid.
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I Know You're Leaving In Five Months,
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And I Know That I'm Gonna Get My Heart Broken,
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But Maybe It's Worth It.
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So Let Me Get This Straight.
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Our Father Left A Video For Us.
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(Alexis) Is This A New Will?
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No,No. It's Simply A Personal Message
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He Recorded For The Both Of You
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A Few Weeks Before He Died.
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I'll Wait Outside. Thank You.
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He Must've Known He Was Sick.
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Well,We'll Never Know.
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Alexis,Daniel, I'm Sick.
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Who Knows How Much Time I Have Left?
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Well,Obviously, If You're Watching This,
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I Didn't Have A Lot.
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Hopefully,You Gave Me A Proper Send-Off.
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I Thought It Was Nice. Shh.
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I Didn't Reveal Who I Wanted
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To Run Meade Publications In My Will,
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Because I Wanted To Explain My Decision To You.
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Is This Thing On?
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(Sighs) Typical.
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Yeah. (Coughs)
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Running A Company Like This
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Requires A Specific Type Of Leadership.
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You Have To Have Confidence,
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Be Able To Smell Blood In The Water.
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You Need To Possess A Killer Instinct.
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So After Long Consideration, I Choose--
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(Betty) Mr. Meade--
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Oh,I'm Sorry.
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I Didn't Realize You Were In The M--
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Oh! Ah,Whoopsy-Daisy. Sorry.
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Daniel Sent Me To Deliver This Thing... (Coughing)
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And Your Assistant Wasn't There. I'm Sorry. Come On,Betty.
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It's Fine. It's Fine. Just Set The Camera Up And Leave. Okay. Yep,That's Right.
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Wikisubtitles
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Uh,Can I Get You Anything Else?
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No. Okay.
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(Coughs) Come On.
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It Is My Desire That One Of You Become The President
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And Chief Fiduciary Officer Of Meade Publications.
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So I Hope You'll Both Understand
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When I Tell You
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That I Choose My D--
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Is This Thing Even On?
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Yes,It's On. It's On.
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There You Go.
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Wait,What-- What Happened?
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Dad. Oh,Learn To Work Stuff.
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It's Pretty Clear He Was Going To Say,"My Daughter." No,It's Not.
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He Was Gonna Say, "I Choose My Daniel."
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"My Daniel?" Who Says That? He Did All The Time.
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"My Daniel This... My Daniel That..."
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Obviously We're Not Going To Be Settling This Right Now.
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Tomorrow Morning We're Gonna Talk To Mom About The Trial,
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Maybe She'll Have An Opinion On This.
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Fine. Until Then, No One Sits Behind His Desk.
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Agreed.
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Tell Me Again Why We're Stealing Your Father's Chair.
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We're Not Stealing It. We're Guarding It.
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Until We Figure Out Who Runs Meade,
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No One Sits In It.
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But Couldn't Alexis Just Get Another Chair
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And Put That Behind The Desk And Sit In That?
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No--She--That's Not... Whose Side On You On? Yours. I'll Guard The Chair.
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The Chair Is Life. The Chair Is Everything.
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Look,I Can Run Meade Just As Well As Alexis.
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I Can Smell Blood In The Water.
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You Know, I'm A Good Leader. Of Course You Are,Daniel.
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There It Is! I Knew You Took It!
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Run,Betty. Come On. Run. Hurry!
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I'm Going. I'm Going. Out Of My Way. Excuse Me.
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Protect That Chair! Keep It--
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Sorry.
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Would You Grow Up,Daniel? Hey.
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Get Out Of There. That's Notyours. You Know It Is. You Get Out Of There.
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You Get Out. You Get Out.
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Why Are You So Strong?
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What,Did They Give You Super Strength
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When They Installed Your Vagina?
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Guys,Everyone Is Watching.
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Now I'm Happy To Guard The Chair
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Until You Talk To Your Mother And Figure It Out.
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Just So You Know,
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They Did Give Me Super Strength.
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Betty,You Heard My Dad Call Me "My Daniel," Right?
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Sure.
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Oh,The Children Are Cranky Today.
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Did You Give Them Both A Time-Out?
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Exhausting.
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Milady. Thank You.
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And Mi-Other-Lady. Oh,Thank You. Hmm.
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I Have A Big Surprise For Our Date Tomorrow Night.
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Wear Socks...
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'Cause They're Gonna Get Knocked Off.
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Oh,A Surprise!
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Oh,The Last Surprise I Got On A Date
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Was The Wife Knocking On The Motel Door.
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I Know. He's So Sweet. Every Single Saturday Night
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We Make An Ice Cream Sundae Bar And We Watch Old Movies.
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Well,I Can't Tempt You And Henry To Come Out
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With Stuart And I To This Movie Premiere
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For Which I Have Passes. (Gasps)
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"27 Dresses." Shut Up!
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I So Want To See This Movie. I Love Romantic Comedies.
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And I Love James Marsden.
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I Want To Bake Him Naked And Eat Him For Dessert.
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Okay,You And I Have Very Different Points Of View
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Of Romantic Comedy. Yeah.
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But We Couldn't Go Anyway.
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Henry And I Are Trying To Do Things
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That Are Just The Two Of Us.
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He's Leaving In 17 Weeks And 4 Days.
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Wait. Isn't This A Leap Year?
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(Gasps) 17 Weeks And 5 Days!
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I Have To Go Tell Him, Give Him A Kiss! Go On. Go On.
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Wait!
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No,No,No. This Is All Wrong.
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You Call This A Cover,Kiki?
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The Goal Is To Make Me Look Five Years Younger
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Than I Say I Am.
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Be Prepared To Work Through Lunch.
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Why Aren't They Working?
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Willie,A Word.
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It's Not That Anyone Minds Being Abused.
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It's Just That They Thought--
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And I Don't Know Where They Got This--
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That They Were Being Paid To Be Abused.
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So This Is About Money? Well...
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In My Day,We Worked Hard, And We Were Lucky If We Got...
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(Raises Voice) A Cheese Sandwich
And A Cup Of Bad Coffee.
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You Were A Senator's Daughter
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And Went To Boarding School In Paris.
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(Normal Voice) I've Never Realized
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What Tiny Features You Have.
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Oh.
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People,I Heard There's Some Grumblings About Money.
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Well,This Afternoon, I'm Meeting With Our Investors,
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And I'm Absolutely Certain We Will Have Our Funding.
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Then,"Slater"... Will Be A Go.
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You Didn't Order Enough Paper Clips.
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Calm Down. You're Hysterical.
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You're Practically Screaming Like A Woman.
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Why Are You In Charge Of Anything?
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There's,Like, A Thousands Sticks
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Of Glitter Glue And No Paper Clips. You're Gay,Right?
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Only When It Comes To You.
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I Shouldn't Have To Ask The Receptionist
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For A Paper Clip.
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Okay,Slow Down There, Spanky.
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You,My Friend, Are Not The Only One
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Who Needs Paper Clips.
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What? Metallics Are Back In This Year.
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That Is A Misuse Of Company Property.
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And That... Is A Misuse Of Hair Gel.
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How Much Are You Wearing?
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That's It.
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You Just Pissed Off The Pep.
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(Whimpers) No!
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I'm Sorry,Ma'am,
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But This Thing Is Not Allowed In The Building.
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You Can Pick It Up In The Lobby On Your Way Out.
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Will You Walk Him?
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(Chuckles) No.
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No!
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You Guys Are Out Of Paper Clips,
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But There's A Butt-Load Of Glitter Glue.
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I Took Some For My Son.
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(Lowers Voice) Did That Guy Just Check Out My Ass?
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How Much Does He Make? Ugh,Not Enough To Be Worth It,
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But Hey,You're Starting To Notice
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Guys Check Out Your Ass Again. I Can't Even Focus On Guys Right Now.
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I Gotta Focus On Opening Up My Salon. Hilda,I Said You Could Make A Few Color Copies,
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Not Ransack The Office Supplies. No,No,No, They Factor That In.
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Believe Me, If I Didn't Take These,
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The Books Wouldn't Line Up At The End Of The Year.
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Look. Check It Out. "Hilda's Beautilities-- I Give Good Hair."
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Ooh,That's A Little Smutty.
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You Might Get Some Of Those Guys In Front Of The Liquor Store. Hey,Their Money's Good.
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Ay, Betty,I Got Such A Good Feeling About This Salon.
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When I Heard That Beauty School Burned Down
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And Was Selling A Slightly Damaged Shampoo Sink,
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I Really Felt Like God Was Looking Out For Me. Well, You're Gonna Be Amazing.
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Oh,And Henry's Coming By Tomorrow
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With His "Time Life" Books To Install The Sink.
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Ay, I Still Gotta Get That Thing Home.
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Hey,Do You Think Your Little Friend
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With The Van Could Do It?
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Are You Still Hating Him Now Or What? Who? Gio? No,We're Fine. He'll Be Happy To Do It.
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Investors! How Could They Have Turned Me Down? That's Not What They Said.
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They Just Need A Few Days To Think About It.
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Oh,That Means "No." Don't Be Stupid.
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"Image Problem." I Don't Have An Image Problem.
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Well,You Have Had Some Pretty Bad Press Lately.
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Well,You Were Fired And Pushed Into Your Fianc?S Grave.
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I Don't Know How To Put A Positive Spin On That.
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Well,Then We're Screwed,Marc.
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They're The Only Investors
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Willing To Launch A New Magazine,
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And They Think I Have An Image Problem. Well,Then,We Change Your Image. Come On.
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It's The Media Age. We Can Do It Overnight.
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Britney Spears Shaves Something Or Shows Something
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Or Shows Something Shaved,
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And It's Around The World In Seconds. Trust Me,Lady.
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I Can Make You Mother Teresa With Better Boobs.
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It's Interesting.
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You Only Call Me When You Need Something.
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When Was The Last Time You Went Down
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To My Deli And Bought A Sandwich?
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Well,Gio,That's Because Every Time I Come In,You Yell,
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"There She Is--The Eater." It's Cute. It's Our Thing.
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Gio,You Gotta Let Me Pay You. I Don't Feel Right. Just Give My Mom A Haircut
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And Don't Tell Her About Her Bald Spot.
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Um,Gio,You Can Just Set The Sink Down Over There.
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Henry's Coming To Install It.
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A Man Of Many Talents. Is There Anything Egg Salad Can't Do?
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Why Is Henry Egg Salad?
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Because Egg Salad Is A Boring Sandwich,
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And Gio Thinks That Henry Is Boring. Oh,No,Henry's Not Boring.
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No,Look At All The Cool Stuff You Guys Do.
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I Mean,Your,Um, Saturday Night Sundae Night.
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That Sounds Like Fun. It Is. It Is So Much Fun.
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Every Weekend, We Have A Theme Topping.
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Like,Last Week,We Were Watching "Walk The Line"--
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You Know,About Johnny Cash-- So He Chopped Up Cashews. (Laughs)
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It Was Fun. It Was Fun.
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And Did You Eat It With A Reese Witherspoon? (Laughs)
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That's Funny. He's Funny. Yeah,He's A Riot.
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I'm Just Kidding, But Come On.
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You And Henry,Have,Like, What,Four Months Left,
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And This Is How You Spend A Saturday Night?
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Okay,Gio, What Would You Do?
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If I Loved A Girl,
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And I Knew I Had So Little Time Left With Her,
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Then Every Night Would Be A Chance To Make A Memory.
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Believe Me,If There Was Any Ice Cream Involved,
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I Would Be Eating It Off Her Stomach.
254
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Sexy. Gross.
255
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And I'd Take Her Out To Montauk,
256
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You Know, With A Bottle Of Wine,
257
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And We'd Build A Fire And Sleep On The Beach.
258
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Or Maybe We'd Climb The Fire Escape
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To The Rooftop Of The Blue Note
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And Listen To Music.
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Maybe We'd Just Go Out Dancing.
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'Cause,You Know,You Never Feel Closer To A Woman
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Than When You're Holding Her.
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You Know,Like,Mm,
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So Close That You Could Feel Her Breath On Your Neck.
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Because Love Doesn't Come Around Often,
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And I'd Want To Make Every Second Count.
268
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Man,I Love This Song. Aw,Whoo!
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Come On,Betty.
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No. Gio.
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I Don't Want To Dance. Mmm.
272
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We Have To Work. Hilda,We Have To Work. (Hilda) What?
273
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Come On. A Little Bit Of Dancing.
274
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Come On. Ready? One,Two.
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One,Two,Mm,Mm.
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There You Go. You Got It. You Got It.
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(Laughs) Oh,Hey, You Guys Are Good Together.
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Yeah. Really Good.
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Doesn't Really Match The Figure "B."
282
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You Wanna Take Another Look?
283
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Why Were You Dancing With That Guy? I Don't Know. He Just Grabbed Me.
284
00:12:08,540 --> 00:12:10,470
He Was Just Showing Us Some Dance Moves.
285
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(Clinks) Damn It.
286
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It's Not That Big A Deal. What? No,It's This,Like-- I Can't Get This Pipe To Fit.
287
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,840
Need Some Help There? What? No. I Got It.
288
00:12:18,010 --> 00:12:20,710
Yeah,I See You've Got Your,Um,"Time Life" Books.
289
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:23,110
Yep. Henry Uses Them All The Time.
290
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,200
He Says They Were His Best Friends Growing Up.
291
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I Didn't Say It Like That.
292
00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:27,610
You Know,I Think Where You're Going Wrong
293
00:12:27,770 --> 00:12:30,740
Is You Didn't Slip The Trap Nut And Washer Onto The Tailpiece
294
00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:33,320
Before You Attached The P-Trap. Yes,Thank You.
295
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,040
Henry,I Think You Should Let Gio Do It.
296
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,960
That P-Trap Thingy Sounds Hard. Hilda,He Says He Can Do It.
297
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Yes,I Can.
298
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There. It's Done.
299
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Okay.
300
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Henry!
301
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,540
Uh,You Okay?
302
00:12:55,710 --> 00:12:58,310
No,No. It's Supposed To Do That.
303
00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:00,200
It Says So In The Book.
304
00:13:01,290 --> 00:13:02,980
Surprise,Surprise.
305
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,060
The Devil Donates Prada.
306
00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:06,690
Wilhelmina Slater Spent The Day
307
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Clothing The Homeless, Making Our City Beautiful
308
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And Even Comforting The Sick.
309
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* Rise And Shine And Give God Your Glory,Glory *
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* Rise And Shine And Give God Your Glory,Glory *
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* Rise And Shine And Give God Your Glory,Glory *
312
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* Children Of The Lord *
313
00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:27,390
It's Like Eleanor Roosevelt Has Come Back To Life
314
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As A Woman.
315
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,510
From The Antichrist To "Auntie Mame"...
316
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"Slater." One Moment.
317
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It's The Investors.
318
00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:40,560
Paul,Hello.
319
00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:44,860
Oh,You Saw That. Well,I'm Mortified.
320
00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:48,460
Y--They Just Showed Up With Cameras And Ambushed Me.
321
00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:50,270
Well, What Can I Say?
322
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Now Everyone Knows The Real Wilhelmina.
323
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He Turned Off The Video?
324
00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:58,880
Oh,Your Father And Cameras...
325
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,250
I Remember When He Set A Camera Up In The Bedroom.
326
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,380
We Got A Half Hour Of A Moaning Lamp.
327
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:06,310
Yeah,Mom. We Found That Tape.
328
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,680
So,Mom, Are You Okay?
329
00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:10,770
How Are They Treating You There? Oh,I'm Fine. I Think I Have
330
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:14,000
A Little More Cache This Time,Being An Escapee.
331
00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:16,180
The Bulls Are Giving Me A Wider Berth.
332
00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:18,780
Okay,Mom,We're Really Happy You're Top Dog There,
333
00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:20,700
But We Really Need To Talk About Your Hearing.
334
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,970
We're Thinking You Should Plead
335
00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:23,830
T Guilty By Reason Of Insanity.
336
00:14:24,010 --> 00:14:25,870
Wait,We Said I Was Gonna Tell Her That.
337
00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:29,250
Mom,Hi. We Need To Sit Down With The Attorneys And--
338
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,100
Give Me That. I'm Talking To Her.
339
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:34,110
Are We Really Doing This Again? Yes,We Are.
340
00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:36,310
(Claire) Kids-- Mom,Didn't Dad Used To Call Me "My Daniel"?
341
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,850
Kids-- Maybe He Used To Call You My Dumb-Ass.
342
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,720
Children! Put Me On The Speakerphone.
343
00:14:42,270 --> 00:14:43,540
There Is A Woman Named Hatchet In Here
344
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,850
Who Gets Out Tomorrow, And I Swear To God,
345
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,110
If The Two Of You Do Not Cut It Out,
346
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I Will Send Her To Get You.
347
00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:51,880
Now Your Father Is Gone,
348
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:54,830
And I May Be Gone For A Very Long Time.
349
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,080
You Two Are On Your Own Now,
350
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,330
And It Is Time To Grow Up.
351
00:14:58,490 --> 00:14:59,570
There Is A Business To Be Run.
352
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,240
This Is Not The Tree House You Fought Over
353
00:15:01,390 --> 00:15:04,800
When You Were 12. Work It Out.
354
00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:08,470
Daniel, Let's Get Real.
355
00:15:08,630 --> 00:15:10,190
We Both Know Who Dad Wanted.
356
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:11,430
(Scoffs) We Don't Know That.
357
00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:13,980
The Video Got Cut Off. Then How Do You Propose We Solve This?
358
00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:17,130
Lawyers? Arbitrators? What About What Mom Said?
359
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:21,900
Grow Up? That Won't Work. No. The Way We Settled The Tree House.
360
00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:23,920
This Is A Billion-Dollar Company,Daniel.
361
00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:25,170
We're Not Gonna Choose A President
362
00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:26,770
With A Paintball War.
363
00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:28,870
Well,Dad Wanted Someone With A Killer Instinct.
364
00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:29,950
Forget It.
365
00:15:30,110 --> 00:15:31,570
Why? Are You Afraid I Might Win Again,
366
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:34,060
Like I Did With The Tree House?
367
00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:40,970
You're On.
368
00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:42,710
See What I Did Here?
369
00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:44,440
I Mixed A Little Bit Of Prep
370
00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:45,920
With A Little Bit Of Gangsta,
371
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,790
And I Found An Edge Where There Was None.
372
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:51,810
I Don't Know. Can I Really Rock This Look? Betty?
373
00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:54,920
Um,I Like The Color.
374
00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:57,110
Henry,Your Clothes Will Be Dry In 20 Minutes,
375
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,450
And,Uh,You Can Just Keep My Boxers.
376
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:00,530
You Guys Are Not Gonna Believe
377
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:01,810
What I Just Did.
378
00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:04,310
I Asked Gio Out. What?
379
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:06,800
Yeah,We're Gonna Go Dancing.
380
00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:10,360
Oh,Henry. It's Cute.
381
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,080
Really? Gio?
382
00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:14,060
I Mean,Don't You Find Him A Little Annoying?
383
00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:15,380
Oh,I Think He's Fun.
384
00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:16,460
Besides,You're The One Who Keeps Saying
385
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,740
That I Should Go Out. Good Move,Mija.
386
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:21,790
It Will Be Nice To Have Someone Around The House Who's So Handy.
387
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:26,940
I Mean,When We're Not Calling Henry To--To Fix Things. Yeah.
388
00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,740
I'm Out.
389
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,400
I Don't Know,Hilda.
390
00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:34,120
I Think He's A Little Bit Of A Know-It-All.
391
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,990
I Think It's Great,Hilda. Eh,I'm On The Fence.
392
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,450
All Done.
393
00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:43,660
Just Be Home By 11:00.
394
00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:45,750
Ow! What?
395
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:48,870
So,Hilda, You Like Reggaeton Music?
396
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,950
Are You Kidding? I Love Reggaeton.
397
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:54,100
Oh,Man,I Know This Hot Club With This Amazing Deejay.
398
00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:56,920
It Is Off The Hook. God,That Sounds Like So Much Fun.
399
00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,290
Yeah,That Does Sound Like Fun. Hey,Do You Guys Wanna Come?
400
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:02,590
Um... We Have Plans.
401
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,520
Uh,We Have Plans. Uh,My Boyfriend Has
402
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:05,900
A Really Big Surprise For Me.
403
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:11,030
Yeah,It's Off The Hook,Too. Really?
404
00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:14,910
Tonight,Instead Of Just Having Ice Cream...
405
00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:18,520
We're Gonna Make It.
406
00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:21,110
Cool.
407
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,140
♪ I'm Your Ice Cream Man ♪
408
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:32,060
♪ Stop Me When You're Passin' By ♪
409
00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:33,560
♪ See, Now All My Flavors ♪
410
00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:36,900
♪ Are Guaranteed To Satisfy ♪
411
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,110
Here You Go.
412
00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:42,480
One Scoop Of Homemade "Bananas For Betty."
413
00:17:42,650 --> 00:17:44,050
You Named It After Me?
414
00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:46,900
Mm-Hmm. How Sweet.
415
00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:49,750
Mm,The Movie.
416
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,340
I Rented Fassbinder's
417
00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:54,030
"The Bitter Tears Of Petra Von Kant"
418
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,890
Because You Are Seriously Lacking
419
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,930
In Your Knowledge Of New German Cinema.
420
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:01,540
And To Go With It, Bitter Chocolate Drops
421
00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:03,510
To Represent The Bitter Tears
422
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,250
Of Our Sad German Heroine.
423
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,510
(Laughs) Hey,You Okay?
424
00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:10,640
Yeah.
425
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,610
But You Know What I Was Thinking?
426
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,480
What?
427
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,790
You Know What Would Be Really Fun? Hmm?
428
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,130
If We Climbed A Fire Escape. (Laughs)
429
00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:21,570
Or--Or Maybe We Could Go To The Pier. Tonight?
430
00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:23,000
Yeah. Why Not?
431
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,720
Because It's Supposed To Rain And It's Mov Night.
432
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,670
What Are You Talking About?
433
00:18:27,610 --> 00:18:29,450
I Don't Know. Never Mind.
434
00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,440
Um,Forget It. You're Right.
435
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,700
Let's,Um,Sit On The Couch And Eat Our Ice Cream.
436
00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:35,970
Good.
437
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:43,060
But Maybe There's A More Fun Way To Eat It.
438
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:21,440
The Rules Are Simple--
439
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,060
We Fight To The Death.
440
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:25,660
The Captain Of The Winning Team Takes Control Of Meade.
441
00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:27,600
Okay,Peeps, As Captain--
442
00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:29,340
You're Not Captain.
443
00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:30,850
As Backup Captain,
444
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,940
I Wanna Say That We Are All Brothers In This,
445
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,540
Even The Chicks.
446
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,720
So,Warriors, To Your Ducatis.
447
00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:41,430
Yeah,We Rented A Bus To Take Us To The Paintball Field.
448
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,800
Not As Cool.
449
00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:44,350
Let's Go.
450
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,530
You Wait,Pepper.
451
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,530
You're Gonna Taste The Wrath Of My Dog's Vengeance.
452
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,310
You Don't Even Know What "Wrath" Means.
453
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,530
So. I Know You're Gonna Taste It.
454
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,080
You Know,I Think This Is One Of Those Things
455
00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:07,130
That's Better In Theory,
456
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,300
Because They Really Don't Tell You How Cold It Is.
457
00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:12,010
Oh,Okay. Well,I'll Just Eat It Fast Then.
458
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:15,370
Oh,God. Okay,Um--
459
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:16,140
Okay, Just Do Something,
460
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,860
Because My Belly Button Is Frozen.
461
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:22,310
All Right,Then Maybe This Will Warm You Up.
462
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,330
Ow! Oh!
463
00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:26,580
Oh,No,It's Hot! Hot Fudge! Hot! I'm Sorry. I'm Sorry. I'm Sorry. Sorry.
464
00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:29,470
Aah! (Muffled Voice) It's Hot. It's Hot. (Groaning) This Is...
465
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:32,480
I Can't Feel My Tongue. This Is Crazy.
466
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:36,320
How Is This Better Than The Night That I Planned? (Normal Voice) I Don't Know.
467
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:39,820
I Just Wanted To Try Something Different. Well,This Is Different.
468
00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:42,240
Henry,It's Just That We Have
469
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,290
So Ltle Time Left Together,
470
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,650
And--And I--And I Feel Like We're Not Making The Best Of It.
471
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:49,500
It's Like,Why Are We Sitting At Home
472
00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:51,910
When We Could Be Out There...
473
00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:54,310
Dancing Or Something?
474
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:55,940
Dancing?
475
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,770
Like Gio And Hilda?
476
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,330
Well,Why Not?
477
00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:07,760
Henry,I-I Just-- I Want Us To Have Memories.
478
00:21:07,930 --> 00:21:09,390
Okay.
479
00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:12,810
If That's What You Really Want,
480
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:16,400
We'll Go Dancing.
481
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,480
All Right,There's Another Rainstorm Coming.
482
00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:21,580
They Closed The Paintball Field.
483
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:24,530
I'm Sorry. We're Gonna Have To Postpone This. No Way.
484
00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:27,220
I Totally Had My Heart Set On Killing Nick Pepper.
485
00:21:27,380 --> 00:21:30,030
Damn,Dawg. Accounting Was Finally Gonna Represent.
486
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,920
Forget The Rain. We're Playing.
487
00:21:33,090 --> 00:21:34,550
She's Right.
488
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,950
She's Alexis-- Big As Texas.
489
00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:39,060
She Knows What It's Like To Be Both Sexes.
490
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:43,260
I Can't Listen To That For The Next Three Hours.
491
00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:46,080
Here's The Deal-- We're Playing.
492
00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:47,780
Now! (Gunfire)
493
00:21:47,950 --> 00:21:49,770
Aw 'Em Out! Shoot To Kill!
494
00:21:49,930 --> 00:21:52,500
Uh,Do What She Said, Only For Me. Come On.
495
00:21:55,370 --> 00:21:57,520
What Bar Are We Meeting Up At Later?
496
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:01,930
I'm Very Pleased,Marc.
497
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:02,830
By This Time Next Week,
498
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,500
"Slater" Magazine Will Have Its Funding.
499
00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:05,970
And I'll Get Paid. (Chuckles)
500
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,670
I Think I'll Start Eating Breakfast Again. (Thunder Rumbles)
501
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,670
Oh,Damn,It Looks Like It's Gonna Rain.
502
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:11,700
Run Up And Get My Umbrella.
503
00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:13,030
I'll Meet You At The Restaurant.
504
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,570
You're Not Gonna Wait?
505
00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:15,650
No.
506
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,620
(Woman) Taxi.
507
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,680
Excuse Me. I Was Here First.
508
00:22:24,850 --> 00:22:27,590
Midtown Nobu,Please. Well,You're Very Rude.
509
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:29,990
And You're Wearing Plastic. I'm Gonna Be Late.
510
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,170
And I'm Gonna Get Wet.
511
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,570
I'm Wilhelmina Slater. I Don't Get Wet. Ow! Oh!
512
00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:35,720
Oh. (Whimpers)
513
00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:38,440
Oh. Ohh.
514
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,020
That Should Take Care Of It.
515
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:48,040
Oh,My God. It's Betty White.
516
00:22:48,210 --> 00:22:50,400
Yes,It's Betty White, Jackass.
517
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,530
I'm On The Ground Here. Call 9-1-1.
518
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:54,660
They're On Their Way,
519
00:22:54,810 --> 00:22:57,370
And Dot Worry-- I Got It All On My Cell.
520
00:22:57,530 --> 00:22:59,670
You Know,You're Our Favorite Golden Girl.
521
00:22:59,830 --> 00:23:00,770
Can We Get Aicture?
522
00:23:00,940 --> 00:23:02,620
I'm In Pain.
523
00:23:02,790 --> 00:23:04,910
Come On,Just One.
524
00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:18,420
Hey.
525
00:23:18,590 --> 00:23:19,990
(Betty) Guys! Hey!
526
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,770
Oh,Hey. You Came! You Came!
527
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,900
We Thought We'd Take You Up On Your Offer.
528
00:23:25,060 --> 00:23:26,990
Are You Having Fun? Hell,Yeah.
529
00:23:27,170 --> 00:23:30,990
The Restaurant Was Amazing. I Had Four Champagne Cocktails,
530
00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:34,520
And I Don't Even Feel Drunk. Let Me Get Us A Round Of Drinks.
531
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,660
No,No. I'll Get 'Em. I'll Get 'Em. I Got It.
532
00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:40,700
Somebody Get 'Em, Because I Don't Feel Anything.
A Round Of Flaming Pelicans,Please.
533
00:23:40,850 --> 00:23:43,000
Oh,No. I Don't Want A Flaming Pelican.
534
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,100
Why--Why Not? They Sound Fun. Have One.
535
00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:46,870
It's Okay. Um,I'm Gonna Have A Club Soda.
536
00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:48,760
No,Get Him A Flaming Thing.
537
00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:49,690
It'll Loosen You Up.
538
00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:53,380
And Then Gio Can Show You Some Of Those Fancy Dance Moves.
539
00:23:54,060 --> 00:23:54,940
I'm Good.
540
00:23:55,110 --> 00:23:56,840
So,Hilda, How About You Let Me
541
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,470
Throw You Around The Dance Floor? Sure.
542
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,500
Hey,Uh, Are You Guys Coming?
543
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,100
Yes. Nah.
544
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,060
Um... You Go.
545
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:10,910
Um,We'll-- We'll Go On The Next One.
546
00:24:11,070 --> 00:24:13,170
We'll Dance On The Next One.
547
00:24:18,370 --> 00:24:19,750
What?!
548
00:24:20,010 --> 00:24:20,800
Okay,Here's The Plan--
549
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,320
Rudolph,I Want You In The Closet.
550
00:24:22,470 --> 00:24:24,470
Stephani Maya, Cover Reception.
551
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,380
Amanda,I Want You To Cover The Bull Pen.
552
00:24:26,530 --> 00:24:29,090
I Want The Closet. No,You're Gonna Steal Shoes.
553
00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:30,560
Now,You Guys, I'm Really Confident
554
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,000
We Have A Winning Team.
555
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,390
Aah!
556
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,760
(Amanda) Cover Me!
557
00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:38,950
(Daniel) Find Your Cover! Come On.
558
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,230
Oh,I Was Hit. I'm Out.
559
00:25:00,390 --> 00:25:02,080
Oh,I'm Out,Too.
560
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,480
(Woman) Now It's Just Daniel And Amanda.
561
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:16,120
Oh,Hello. What's With All The Stalkerazzi?
562
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,430
Ah,The World In Which We Live In.
563
00:25:18,590 --> 00:25:20,380
Guess They Found Out About The News About "Slater."
564
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,510
How Are My Teeth? Sharp As Ever.
565
00:25:23,470 --> 00:25:25,920
All Right. Uh, The Official Announcement
566
00:25:26,090 --> 00:25:27,530
For "Slater" Won't Be For A Couple Months,
567
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,190
But I'll Be Happy To Answer Any Questions.
568
00:25:30,350 --> 00:25:33,290
Wilhelmina,Why Do You Hate Betty White?
569
00:25:33,650 --> 00:25:34,440
I'm Sorry?
570
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,240
The Woman's A National Treasure. What Do You Have Against Her?
571
00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:40,250
Uh,I Have Nothing Against Her.
572
00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:43,280
Then Why Did You Viciously Attack Her?
573
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,500
Marc,They're Yelling Things At Me
574
00:25:45,650 --> 00:25:47,690
And Getting-- Getting Very Close.
575
00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:49,810
I'm Wilhelmina Slater. I Don't Get Wet.
576
00:25:49,970 --> 00:25:51,700
Tv Legend Betty White's High Five
577
00:25:51,860 --> 00:25:53,120
Was Reduced To A High Four
578
00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:55,120
After Fashion Diva Wilhelmina Slater
579
00:25:55,270 --> 00:25:58,500
Slammed Her Hand In A Car Door Tonight. Ouch!
580
00:25:58,670 --> 00:25:59,960
Willie,How Could You?
581
00:26:00,130 --> 00:26:01,950
Uh,Well, Obviously I Didn't Know
582
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:03,250
It Was Betty White.
583
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,940
I'm Not A Monster.
584
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:06,830
I Just Thought It Was Some Old Woman In The Rain.
585
00:26:07,010 --> 00:26:09,220
By Now You've All Seen The Footage On Youtube,
586
00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:12,470
But I Can't See It Enough. (Snorts) Can You?
587
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,220
What In The World...
588
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:20,870
Oh,God.
589
00:26:21,010 --> 00:26:23,770
This Thing Has Had 50,000 Hits In The Last Hour.
590
00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:27,240
Some Queen's Even Remixed It To A Dance Song.
591
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,790
Oh! Ooh! Oh!
592
00:26:29,950 --> 00:26:31,390
I'm Wilhelmina Slater. I Don't Get Wet.
593
00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:33,410
I Don't Get Wet. Wilhelmina Slater.
594
00:26:33,570 --> 00:26:35,260
I Don't Get Wet. Ooh!
595
00:26:35,410 --> 00:26:37,310
You're Wearing Plastic... Funky.
596
00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:39,830
Oh,This Is Bad,Willie, Really Bad.
597
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:40,960
I'm Wilhelmina Slater. I Don't Get Wet...
598
00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:44,300
This Is A Disaster. "Slater" Is Ruined,
599
00:26:44,470 --> 00:26:45,520
And I May Have Spent An Afternoon
600
00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:48,190
Touching Homeless People For Nothing.
601
00:26:48,630 --> 00:26:49,530
Well,Maybe It's Still Okay.
602
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,970
Maybe The Investors Haven't Seen It.
603
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,150
(Whimpers) Oh,God.
604
00:27:07,950 --> 00:27:09,770
No,No,No. It's Me.
605
00:27:10,010 --> 00:27:10,990
Oh.
606
00:27:15,850 --> 00:27:18,020
It Was An Anna Sui.
607
00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:21,490
I Know I Should Feel Something, But I Feel Nothing.
608
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,370
War Has Changed Me.
609
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:24,540
Hang In There. We're Doing Good.
610
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:28,150
I Just Shot Stella In The Ladies' Room. And Karen Went Home Because She Got Bored.
611
00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:29,350
See? That Counts.
612
00:27:29,510 --> 00:27:32,150
We Only Have Alexis And Nick Left.
613
00:27:32,390 --> 00:27:37,410
S With Singsongy Voice) Danny,Come Out And Play.
614
00:27:38,110 --> 00:27:39,900
Daniel,This Is Out Of Control.
615
00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:41,290
Maybe We Should Just Give Up.
616
00:27:41,450 --> 00:27:43,600
Innocent Clothes Are Getting Hurt.
617
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,090
No. We're Not Going Anywhere.
618
00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:47,780
Alexis Always Wins Everything.
619
00:27:48,050 --> 00:27:49,610
You Know,She Even Got To Say Good-Bye
620
00:27:49,780 --> 00:27:52,050
To My Father In The End, And I Didn't.
621
00:27:52,210 --> 00:27:54,690
She's Not Getting This.
622
00:27:54,860 --> 00:27:56,220
Amanda,
623
00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:58,030
Are You With Me?
624
00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:00,150
Yes,I Am.
625
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,260
Eyes On The Prize.
626
00:28:01,420 --> 00:28:04,050
You Take Nick. I Have Alexis.
627
00:28:04,670 --> 00:28:05,440
(Man) * Back It Up, Back It Up *
628
00:28:05,610 --> 00:28:06,740
* Back It,Back It Up, Back It Up *
629
00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:07,870
* Back It,Back It Up, Back It Up *
630
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,150
* Back It,Back It Up, Back It Up *
631
00:28:09,310 --> 00:28:10,920
* Back It,Back It Up, Back It Up *
632
00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:14,830
Wow.
633
00:28:15,980 --> 00:28:17,920
They Look Like They're Having A Lot Of Fun.
634
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,400
Yeah Come On,Henry, Let's Dance.
635
00:28:20,570 --> 00:28:21,490
Betty, You've Seen Me Dance.
636
00:28:21,650 --> 00:28:23,810
I Don't Want To Look Like A Fool. Oh,Who Cares?
637
00:28:23,980 --> 00:28:24,960
Gio Doesn't Care What He Looks Like.
638
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,200
Come On. It'll Be Fun. Maybe I Don't Want To Be Fun.
639
00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:29,080
Oh,My Gosh,Henry, Your Shirt!
640
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:29,840
Oh,My God. Uh,Yes.
641
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,880
Somebody Help Him.
642
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:35,840
(Man) Hey!
643
00:28:36,010 --> 00:28:36,890
I'm Sorry.
644
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,460
Did My Catching On Fire Interrupt Your Date?
645
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:42,120
Are You Okay?
646
00:28:42,290 --> 00:28:46,070
Betty,What Are We Even Doing Here? I-I Just Wanted Us To Dance.
647
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,500
Well,If You Want To Dance So Badly,
648
00:28:47,670 --> 00:28:49,270
Then--Then Go And Dance With Gio,
649
00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:52,300
Because I'm Never Gonna Be That Guy.
650
00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:02,640
Stop Tormenting Us!
651
00:29:03,090 --> 00:29:04,600
Oh,Just Answer It. (Ring)
652
00:29:04,770 --> 00:29:06,170
Let Them Pull The Funding. I'm Done.
653
00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:08,270
I Can't Fight For "Slater" Any Longer. (Ring)
654
00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:10,130
"Slater."
655
00:29:11,130 --> 00:29:12,070
Oh.
656
00:29:12,610 --> 00:29:14,210
It's Betty White's Publicist.
657
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,280
Yes,She'll Speak To Betty.
658
00:29:17,450 --> 00:29:18,580
At Does She Want? I Don't Know.
659
00:29:18,740 --> 00:29:19,710
What Do I Say? I Don't Know.
660
00:29:19,870 --> 00:29:21,690
How Do I Look? It's A Phone.
661
00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:24,360
Betty White, How Are You?
662
00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:26,730
Well,For Someone Who Had To Fight A Rat
663
00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:29,230
For Her Fingertip, Surprisingly Well.
664
00:29:29,390 --> 00:29:30,980
Well,I Didn't Vote For Giuliani,
665
00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:33,380
But He Did Make The City Cleaner.
666
00:29:34,570 --> 00:29:36,680
Betty,I Can't Begin To Tell You
667
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,820
How Sorry I Am.
668
00:29:38,990 --> 00:29:41,450
Believe Me,I-- I Just Thought
669
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:42,490
You Were Some Old Lady.
670
00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:44,630
Oh,An Honest Mistake.
671
00:29:44,790 --> 00:29:46,100
And I'll Be Fine.
672
00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:49,030
I Did Lose A Lot Of Blood, But It Was My Own Fault.
673
00:29:49,190 --> 00:29:51,520
I Stopped To Sign A Few Autographs
674
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,540
And Almost Bled Out On The Sidewalk.
675
00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:56,350
Well,That's Why You're Beloved--
676
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:57,820
You're Loyal To Your Fans.
677
00:29:57,980 --> 00:30:00,790
Oh,Well, I Adore 'Em...
678
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,330
Except For The Few Sickos
679
00:30:02,490 --> 00:30:03,910
Who Write Lesbian Fan Fiction
680
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,940
About Me And Bea Arthur.
681
00:30:06,110 --> 00:30:08,720
Look,I Know You Must Feel Terrible.
682
00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:10,730
That's Why I'm Calling You--
683
00:30:10,890 --> 00:30:13,410
To Tell You I Forgive You.
684
00:30:13,570 --> 00:30:17,610
Really? Well, That's Wonderful.
685
00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:19,780
Well,I Feel Better,
686
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,300
But You Know How You Can Help Heal The City?
687
00:30:23,510 --> 00:30:26,850
You Can Forgive Me On Tv.
688
00:30:37,180 --> 00:30:38,580
Looking For Me?
689
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,390
(Grunts) Damn It.
690
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,710
That Was For Halston.
691
00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:45,490
Aah.
692
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,190
Ow! That Hurts.
693
00:30:47,350 --> 00:30:49,450
And That Was For Not Holding The Elevator.
694
00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:51,770
(Grunts) And That Is For Not Making The Coffee.
695
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,560
And That Is For Wearing Yellow Spandex--
696
00:30:54,730 --> 00:30:56,480
Okay,I'm Dead. I'm Dead.
697
00:30:56,670 --> 00:30:58,570
I Will Tell You When You Are Dead.
698
00:30:59,730 --> 00:31:01,460
(Grunts) You Are A Psycho.
699
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,880
And You Are A Dog Hater!
700
00:31:04,050 --> 00:31:06,960
God,You're Hot When You're Mad. And You're Hot When You're Dead
701
00:31:11,390 --> 00:31:13,000
Oh,Amanda. (Gasps)
702
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:19,650
Eh.
703
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,180
(Amanda) Mm. I Hate You.
704
00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:24,450
Mm. Mm. Oh!
705
00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:28,240
And Then There Was One.
706
00:31:35,130 --> 00:31:36,700
Henry,It's Me.
707
00:31:36,870 --> 00:31:39,740
Um,I Know You're Ignoring My Calls Right Now,
708
00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,900
Because You're Not So Bananas For Betty.
709
00:31:42,050 --> 00:31:45,730
I Mean,Why Would You Be? I'm Not Either.
710
00:31:45,890 --> 00:31:48,360
I Just Wanted To Say...
711
00:31:48,510 --> 00:31:50,470
Nted To Say...
712
00:31:50,810 --> 00:31:54,160
I Gotta Go. You're Dancing Right Now.
713
00:32:14,070 --> 00:32:15,410
(Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes) * If You *
714
00:32:15,580 --> 00:32:16,610
* Don't Know Me By Now *
715
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:20,120
* If You Don't Know Me By Now *
716
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:24,370
* You Will Never,Never, Never Know Me *
717
00:32:24,530 --> 00:32:26,660
* You'll Never, Never,Never Know Me *
718
00:32:26,810 --> 00:32:29,340
* Ooh,Ooh,Ooh * * Hey,Hey *
719
00:32:29,550 --> 00:32:32,830
* If You Don't Know Me By Now * * If You Don't *
720
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:33,900
(Man) * Oh *
721
00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:45,110
Betty,I'm Sorry.
722
00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:46,530
I-I Was Acting Like Such A Jerk.
723
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:47,880
I Just Got Jealous.
724
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,040
Look,I-I'm Never Gonna Be Like Gio.
725
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,300
Gettin' My Freak On Doesn't Come Naturally.
726
00:32:52,460 --> 00:32:53,900
Stop.
727
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,410
I Don't Want You To Be Like Gio,
728
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,970
And I Don't Need To Come To Clubs
729
00:32:58,670 --> 00:33:01,240
And I Don't Need To Eat Food Off Of You.
730
00:33:01,390 --> 00:33:03,380
I Just Want To Be With You.
731
00:33:03,910 --> 00:33:06,070
I Want To Be With You.
732
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,550
I Have 17 Weeks And 3 Days Left
733
00:33:09,710 --> 00:33:12,260
With The Most Amazing Guy In The World,
734
00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:15,050
And I'm Happy Eating Ice Cream On The Couch
735
00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:16,540
Out Of A Bowl.
736
00:33:17,290 --> 00:33:21,350
Henry,Wow. What Can I Say,Man?
737
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,360
You Have The Moves Of A Jungle Cat.
738
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:27,350
Yeah,Henry,Where Have You Been Hiding That?
739
00:33:28,130 --> 00:33:29,050
(Gio) Well, So Who's Drinking?
740
00:33:29,210 --> 00:33:30,590
I Am!
741
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,380
You Know,I Think They Water These Down.
742
00:33:32,550 --> 00:33:33,800
I'm Just Sayin'. (Gio Laughs)
743
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:39,020
Oh,Hey,Uh, You Guys Comin'?
744
00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:41,660
I Think We're Going Home.
745
00:33:47,710 --> 00:33:49,450
Later.
746
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:20,090
Owdamn It!
747
00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:21,900
Alexis, Are You All Right?
748
00:34:22,070 --> 00:34:22,960
Oh.
749
00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:26,780
What Areou Waiting For?
750
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,470
Take The Shot.
751
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,190
What Are We Doing?
752
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,520
Does It Really Matter Who Dad Wanted To Run Meade?
753
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,260
Why Don't We Do It Together?
754
00:34:54,330 --> 00:34:57,370
I'm Willing To If You Are.
755
00:34:59,310 --> 00:35:01,750
I'd Like That.
756
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,060
(Panting) Wh--
757
00:35:18,590 --> 00:35:21,610
I Let You Win The Tree House,Daniel,
758
00:35:21,780 --> 00:35:23,780
'Cause It Didn't Matter.
759
00:35:24,570 --> 00:35:27,650
But I'm Not Letting You Win Is.
760
00:35:38,730 --> 00:35:41,710
Maybe Next Saturday, I'll Make The Ice Cream,
761
00:35:41,970 --> 00:35:45,200
And I'll Call It "Hazelnuts For Henry."
762
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,660
And When "27 Dresses" Comes Out,
763
00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:51,570
I'll Make You "Chick Flick Chicken,"
764
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:54,480
And We'll Sit In The Front Row.
765
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,640
As Long As It's You And Me,
766
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:57,230
It's A Date.
767
00:35:57,390 --> 00:36:02,480
* It Illuminates My Soul, Is Inspired *
768
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:10,890
* Your Eyes Are Wider Than Before... *
769
00:36:13,170 --> 00:36:14,160
Oh,Shh. Shh.
770
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,440
Oh,Shh. Shh. (Clears Throat)
771
00:36:17,790 --> 00:36:19,110
I Think I Had Too Much Too Drink.
772
00:36:19,290 --> 00:36:22,300
Oh,You--You Wanna Go Back To The Club?
773
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:28,660
So...
774
00:36:28,810 --> 00:36:29,480
So?
775
00:36:29,630 --> 00:36:34,010
Hey,Do You,Um,Wanna Do This Again Sometime?
776
00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:37,420
I Don't Think So.
777
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,240
Oh,I Had So Much Fun Tonight.
778
00:36:39,410 --> 00:36:41,600
When Henry Caught On Fire... (Laughs) Yeah.
779
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,770
And Everything,But,Um, You Just Really Seem
780
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,070
To Up Your Game When Betty Showed Up.
781
00:36:47,220 --> 00:36:49,760
What? What--What Are You Talking About?
782
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,820
I'm Just Saying...
783
00:36:52,450 --> 00:36:54,630
I Don't Think I'm The Suarez Sister You Like.
784
00:36:54,790 --> 00:37:00,510
♪ Oh,So Much More ♪
785
00:37:01,550 --> 00:37:03,010
(Man) One Minute To Air.
786
00:37:03,210 --> 00:37:06,230
Now This Is Gonna Be Picked Up By Every Major Station.
787
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:08,710
I Can't Thank You Enough For Doing This.
788
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,230
You're A Class Act,Lady.
789
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,970
Oh,I Just Don't Want To Be Part Of The Ugliness Out There.
790
00:37:14,130 --> 00:37:18,260
As Gandhi Said,"Be The Change You Want To See In The World."
791
00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:21,600
Oh,Terrific. I'm Going On Tv With Whore Eyes.
792
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:25,590
Okay,Ladies. We're Going Live. Turn On That Over-40 Charm.
793
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,140
And Five,Four, Three,Two...
794
00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:31,570
So Much Can Change Overnight.
795
00:37:31,740 --> 00:37:34,050
This Is Suzuki St. Pierre From "Fashion Buzz,"
796
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:37,260
Here At The Peace Summit No One Thought Would Ever Happen.
797
00:37:37,420 --> 00:37:40,610
Wilhelmina,What Do You Have To Say To Award-Winning Actress,
798
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,400
Animal Rights Activist, Friend To Gays Everywhere--
799
00:37:43,580 --> 00:37:44,820
I Love You-- Me,Too.
800
00:37:44,980 --> 00:37:45,990
Betty White.
801
00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:49,580
As I Saito Her Last Night When I Rushed To Her Side,I--
802
00:37:49,750 --> 00:37:53,290
Oh! My Hand! Oh,Oh,It Hurts. I Barely--
803
00:37:53,460 --> 00:37:55,910
Now She's Going After My Other Hand. Betty,Please.
804
00:37:56,060 --> 00:37:59,250
Why Do Y Hate Me? What Did I Ever Do To You? Please,Betty.
805
00:37:59,420 --> 00:38:02,790
Oh,God! Get The Monster Away From Me.
806
00:38:03,290 --> 00:38:04,680
Cut.
807
00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:07,250
What The Hell Is Going On Here?
808
00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:09,520
Have You Lost Your Mind, Old Woman?
809
00:38:09,690 --> 00:38:12,340
Did I Not Mention That "Regis And Kelly" Called?
810
00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:15,770
And "The View." They Want Me. They All Want Me.
811
00:38:16,110 --> 00:38:18,470
Oh,I'm Sorry,Honey. This Feud Is Huge,
812
00:38:18,650 --> 00:38:20,920
And I'm Gonna Milk It Till It's Dry.
813
00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:23,050
But You Don't Need This.
814
00:38:23,210 --> 00:38:24,180
Are You Kidding?
815
00:38:24,330 --> 00:38:27,430
That "Golden Girls" Money Went Right Into The Nickel Slots.
816
00:38:28,210 --> 00:38:29,950
Roll It,Sweetheart.
817
00:38:31,070 --> 00:38:34,680
Oh! Get Her Away From Me! I Think She's Got A Knife.
818
00:38:43,470 --> 00:38:45,230
Oh,No!
819
00:38:45,390 --> 00:38:46,850
My Bunny Got Wounded.
820
00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:49,070
It's Collateral Damage. I'm Sorry,Betty.
821
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:51,380
Ugh. So What Does All Of This Mean?
822
00:38:51,550 --> 00:38:53,670
Well,Essentially, Alexis Is My Boss.
823
00:38:53,830 --> 00:38:55,630
I'm Going Up To My Dad's Office Right Now--
824
00:38:55,810 --> 00:38:58,350
Uh,Alexis' Office-- To Sign The Contracts.
825
00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:01,660
Oh,I'm So Sorry,Daniel, But You Know What?
826
00:39:01,820 --> 00:39:04,260
I Think I Remember Your Dad Calling You "My Daniel" Once.
827
00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:06,050
It Was At The Christmas Party, And...
828
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,990
It's Okay. No,It's Just Hard To Admit He Never Trusted Me.
829
00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:12,960
I Guess He Knew Only Alexis Had His Killer Instinct.
830
00:39:13,130 --> 00:39:16,260
Oh,But You Don't Need A Killer Instinct To Be A Leader.
831
00:39:16,430 --> 00:39:19,520
What About Martin Luther King Or Jesus?
832
00:39:20,930 --> 00:39:22,030
I Mean, You're Not As Good As Them,
833
00:39:22,180 --> 00:39:24,880
But You're At Least As Good As Alexis.
834
00:39:25,660 --> 00:39:27,720
Yeah,I Bet I Could Run A Fashion Magazine
835
00:39:27,890 --> 00:39:30,060
At Least As Good As Martin Luther King.
836
00:39:31,690 --> 00:39:33,500
Probably Not Jesus.
837
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:42,060
Willie,Disaster.
838
00:39:42,220 --> 00:39:44,060
Jody Called Me This Morning. No One's Coming In.
839
00:39:44,210 --> 00:39:46,000
They've Mutinied. There's No Way To Replace Them
840
00:39:46,150 --> 00:39:48,810
Unless We Hire Children Or Use Prison Labor.
841
00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:50,940
"Slater's"Dead,Marc.
842
00:39:51,710 --> 00:39:52,830
Have A Cup Of Tea.
843
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,500
Dead? No.
844
00:39:54,670 --> 00:39:56,470
It's All I've Got Except For Goohair
845
00:39:56,620 --> 00:39:59,880
And Good Clothes,And Actually, You Know,I'm Doing Okay.
846
00:40:00,530 --> 00:40:02,860
But What About You? How Can You Be So Calm?
847
00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:04,580
You've Got Nothing.
848
00:40:07,190 --> 00:40:11,020
Because I've Moved On To Plan "B."
849
00:40:11,890 --> 00:40:14,450
I've Been Saving It Foa Rainy Day.
850
00:40:17,050 --> 00:40:19,730
And By God,It's Pouring.
851
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,270
(Gasps) What Is That?
852
00:40:26,430 --> 00:40:28,430
Do You Remember After Bradford Died,
853
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,620
I Went Off To Grieve Privately?
854
00:40:35,710 --> 00:40:38,210
Tell Me,Doctor, Is It True What I' Read,
855
00:40:38,370 --> 00:40:41,320
That Sperm Can Be Removed From A Body
856
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:45,960
Up To 48 Hours After Death And Still Be Viable?
857
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,620
Um,That Is Correct. Yes.
858
00:40:48,770 --> 00:40:51,270
Well,I Wonder If There's A Procedure
859
00:40:51,430 --> 00:40:54,350
You'd Be Willing To Do For Me.
860
00:40:56,890 --> 00:41:00,450
You Mean That's... In Your Freezer?
861
00:41:00,850 --> 00:41:02,930
I Put A Pinkberry In There.
862
00:41:03,090 --> 00:41:04,700
It's Our Future,Marc.
863
00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:07,880
If I Can't Marry Into The Meade Family,
864
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,570
I Will Give Birth To An Heir.
865
00:41:11,620 --> 00:41:16,170
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