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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:03,590 Previously On "Ugly Betty"... Excuse Us. 2 00:00:03,750 --> 00:00:04,910 (Betty) Mr. Meade? (Man) There's No Pulse. 3 00:00:05,060 --> 00:00:07,400 Is This Bradford Meade's Body? 4 00:00:07,570 --> 00:00:11,810 I Have A Proposition You Might Be Interested In. 5 00:00:14,210 --> 00:00:16,520 Motion To Terminate Wilhelmina Slater. 6 00:00:16,690 --> 00:00:18,590 All Those In Favor. (Daniel And Alexis) Aye. 7 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:20,520 Did You Come To Clean Out Your Office,Wilhelmina? 8 00:00:20,690 --> 00:00:22,630 No,Daniel. I Came To Clean Out Yours. 9 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,340 "Slater." We're Currently Setting Up Our Offices, 10 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:27,320 And There Are Still Positions Available. 11 00:00:27,470 --> 00:00:31,920 All Right. What Is This Guy's Name? I Don't Know. Something Lame,Like Gio. 12 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:34,140 Tell Me Who You're Dating. Henry From Accounting. There. 13 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:35,570 More. He Got A Girl Pregnant. 14 00:00:35,740 --> 00:00:37,610 Wow. You Are Being Stupid. 15 00:00:37,770 --> 00:00:39,100 I Know You're Leaving In Five Months, 16 00:00:39,270 --> 00:00:41,540 And I Know That I'm Gonna Get My Heart Broken, 17 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:43,450 But Maybe It's Worth It. 18 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:52,430 So Let Me Get This Straight. 19 00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:54,310 Our Father Left A Video For Us. 20 00:00:54,470 --> 00:00:55,500 (Alexis) Is This A New Will? 21 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,480 No,No. It's Simply A Personal Message 22 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:58,820 He Recorded For The Both Of You 23 00:00:58,990 --> 00:01:01,430 A Few Weeks Before He Died. 24 00:01:02,060 --> 00:01:04,890 I'll Wait Outside. Thank You. 25 00:01:05,180 --> 00:01:06,870 He Must've Known He Was Sick. 26 00:01:07,050 --> 00:01:08,570 Well,We'll Never Know. 27 00:01:08,740 --> 00:01:11,280 Alexis,Daniel, I'm Sick. 28 00:01:11,770 --> 00:01:13,750 Who Knows How Much Time I Have Left? 29 00:01:13,910 --> 00:01:15,690 Well,Obviously, If You're Watching This, 30 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:17,300 I Didn't Have A Lot. 31 00:01:17,470 --> 00:01:19,190 Hopefully,You Gave Me A Proper Send-Off. 32 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:20,830 I Thought It Was Nice. Shh. 33 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 I Didn't Reveal Who I Wanted 34 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,300 To Run Meade Publications In My Will, 35 00:01:24,470 --> 00:01:27,840 Because I Wanted To Explain My Decision To You. 36 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,290 Is This Thing On? 37 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:32,530 (Sighs) Typical. 38 00:01:32,690 --> 00:01:33,860 Yeah. (Coughs) 39 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,100 Running A Company Like This 40 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:38,970 Requires A Specific Type Of Leadership. 41 00:01:39,130 --> 00:01:40,270 You Have To Have Confidence, 42 00:01:40,430 --> 00:01:42,530 Be Able To Smell Blood In The Water. 43 00:01:42,690 --> 00:01:46,020 You Need To Possess A Killer Instinct. 44 00:01:47,050 --> 00:01:50,430 So After Long Consideration, I Choose-- 45 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:51,570 (Betty) Mr. Meade-- 46 00:01:51,730 --> 00:01:52,280 Oh,I'm Sorry. 47 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:53,230 I Didn't Realize You Were In The M-- 48 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:56,730 Oh! Ah,Whoopsy-Daisy. Sorry. 49 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:58,360 Daniel Sent Me To Deliver This Thing... (Coughing) 50 00:01:58,530 --> 00:02:00,500 And Your Assistant Wasn't There. I'm Sorry. Come On,Betty. 51 00:02:00,670 --> 00:02:05,740 It's Fine. It's Fine. Just Set The Camera Up And Leave. Okay. Yep,That's Right. 52 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:07,720 Wikisubtitles 53 00:02:08,330 --> 00:02:09,590 Uh,Can I Get You Anything Else? 54 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,780 No. Okay. 55 00:02:12,070 --> 00:02:13,070 (Coughs) Come On. 56 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:16,240 It Is My Desire That One Of You Become The President 57 00:02:16,420 --> 00:02:19,970 And Chief Fiduciary Officer Of Meade Publications. 58 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,560 So I Hope You'll Both Understand 59 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,310 When I Tell You 60 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,540 That I Choose My D-- 61 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:29,420 Is This Thing Even On? 62 00:02:29,590 --> 00:02:31,580 Yes,It's On. It's On. 63 00:02:31,770 --> 00:02:32,780 There You Go. 64 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,110 Wait,What-- What Happened? 65 00:02:35,290 --> 00:02:38,000 Dad. Oh,Learn To Work Stuff. 66 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,800 It's Pretty Clear He Was Going To Say,"My Daughter." No,It's Not. 67 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,260 He Was Gonna Say, "I Choose My Daniel." 68 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:46,150 "My Daniel?" Who Says That? He Did All The Time. 69 00:02:46,330 --> 00:02:48,130 "My Daniel This... My Daniel That..." 70 00:02:48,290 --> 00:02:50,400 Obviously We're Not Going To Be Settling This Right Now. 71 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:52,550 Tomorrow Morning We're Gonna Talk To Mom About The Trial, 72 00:02:52,710 --> 00:02:54,210 Maybe She'll Have An Opinion On This. 73 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:58,170 Fine. Until Then, No One Sits Behind His Desk. 74 00:02:58,340 --> 00:02:59,920 Agreed. 75 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,650 Tell Me Again Why We're Stealing Your Father's Chair. 76 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,360 We're Not Stealing It. We're Guarding It. 77 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:07,010 Until We Figure Out Who Runs Meade, 78 00:03:07,170 --> 00:03:08,270 No One Sits In It. 79 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,320 But Couldn't Alexis Just Get Another Chair 80 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,130 And Put That Behind The Desk And Sit In That? 81 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:16,160 No--She--That's Not... Whose Side On You On? Yours. I'll Guard The Chair. 82 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,350 The Chair Is Life. The Chair Is Everything. 83 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,770 Look,I Can Run Meade Just As Well As Alexis. 84 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:23,470 I Can Smell Blood In The Water. 85 00:03:23,630 --> 00:03:26,670 You Know, I'm A Good Leader. Of Course You Are,Daniel. 86 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:29,980 There It Is! I Knew You Took It! 87 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:31,690 Run,Betty. Come On. Run. Hurry! 88 00:03:31,850 --> 00:03:33,590 I'm Going. I'm Going. Out Of My Way. Excuse Me. 89 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,270 Protect That Chair! Keep It-- 90 00:03:36,710 --> 00:03:37,410 Sorry. 91 00:03:37,580 --> 00:03:40,520 Would You Grow Up,Daniel? Hey. 92 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,320 Get Out Of There. That's Notyours. You Know It Is. You Get Out Of There. 93 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,230 You Get Out. You Get Out. 94 00:03:45,390 --> 00:03:46,310 Why Are You So Strong? 95 00:03:46,490 --> 00:03:48,070 What,Did They Give You Super Strength 96 00:03:48,230 --> 00:03:50,220 When They Installed Your Vagina? 97 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,580 Guys,Everyone Is Watching. 98 00:03:58,380 --> 00:04:00,310 Now I'm Happy To Guard The Chair 99 00:04:00,460 --> 00:04:04,390 Until You Talk To Your Mother And Figure It Out. 100 00:04:04,690 --> 00:04:05,720 Just So You Know, 101 00:04:05,890 --> 00:04:08,470 They Did Give Me Super Strength. 102 00:04:11,830 --> 00:04:15,060 Betty,You Heard My Dad Call Me "My Daniel," Right? 103 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:16,520 Sure. 104 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,390 Oh,The Children Are Cranky Today. 105 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:20,460 Did You Give Them Both A Time-Out? 106 00:04:20,630 --> 00:04:21,360 Exhausting. 107 00:04:21,530 --> 00:04:22,770 Milady. Thank You. 108 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,540 And Mi-Other-Lady. Oh,Thank You. Hmm. 109 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,730 I Have A Big Surprise For Our Date Tomorrow Night. 110 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:28,740 Wear Socks... 111 00:04:28,910 --> 00:04:31,410 'Cause They're Gonna Get Knocked Off. 112 00:04:31,570 --> 00:04:34,440 Oh,A Surprise! 113 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:37,180 Oh,The Last Surprise I Got On A Date 114 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,010 Was The Wife Knocking On The Motel Door. 115 00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:42,430 I Know. He's So Sweet. Every Single Saturday Night 116 00:04:42,590 --> 00:04:45,110 We Make An Ice Cream Sundae Bar And We Watch Old Movies. 117 00:04:45,290 --> 00:04:46,960 Well,I Can't Tempt You And Henry To Come Out 118 00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:49,900 With Stuart And I To This Movie Premiere 119 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:51,900 For Which I Have Passes. (Gasps) 120 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:54,780 "27 Dresses." Shut Up! 121 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:58,040 I So Want To See This Movie. I Love Romantic Comedies. 122 00:04:58,190 --> 00:04:59,640 And I Love James Marsden. 123 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,500 I Want To Bake Him Naked And Eat Him For Dessert. 124 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,680 Okay,You And I Have Very Different Points Of View 125 00:05:04,850 --> 00:05:06,520 Of Romantic Comedy. Yeah. 126 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,430 But We Couldn't Go Anyway. 127 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,930 Henry And I Are Trying To Do Things 128 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:11,500 That Are Just The Two Of Us. 129 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:15,630 He's Leaving In 17 Weeks And 4 Days. 130 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:18,000 Wait. Isn't This A Leap Year? 131 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,240 (Gasps) 17 Weeks And 5 Days! 132 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:22,750 I Have To Go Tell Him, Give Him A Kiss! Go On. Go On. 133 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:24,210 Wait! 134 00:05:24,380 --> 00:05:26,870 No,No,No. This Is All Wrong. 135 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:28,770 You Call This A Cover,Kiki? 136 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:30,540 The Goal Is To Make Me Look Five Years Younger 137 00:05:30,690 --> 00:05:32,310 Than I Say I Am. 138 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:35,120 Be Prepared To Work Through Lunch. 139 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:40,540 Why Aren't They Working? 140 00:05:40,690 --> 00:05:41,850 Willie,A Word. 141 00:05:42,030 --> 00:05:43,930 It's Not That Anyone Minds Being Abused. 142 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:45,640 It's Just That They Thought-- 143 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,510 And I Don't Know Where They Got This-- 144 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:52,350 That They Were Being Paid To Be Abused. 145 00:05:52,740 --> 00:05:55,040 So This Is About Money? Well... 146 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:57,820 In My Day,We Worked Hard, And We Were Lucky If We Got... 147 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,220 (Raises Voice) A Cheese Sandwich And A Cup Of Bad Coffee. 148 00:06:01,380 --> 00:06:02,600 You Were A Senator's Daughter 149 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,030 And Went To Boarding School In Paris. 150 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:06,300 (Normal Voice) I've Never Realized 151 00:06:06,470 --> 00:06:09,200 What Tiny Features You Have. 152 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:10,600 Oh. 153 00:06:11,630 --> 00:06:14,450 People,I Heard There's Some Grumblings About Money. 154 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:17,230 Well,This Afternoon, I'm Meeting With Our Investors, 155 00:06:17,390 --> 00:06:20,110 And I'm Absolutely Certain We Will Have Our Funding. 156 00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:24,670 Then,"Slater"... Will Be A Go. 157 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:31,730 You Didn't Order Enough Paper Clips. 158 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:33,890 Calm Down. You're Hysterical. 159 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,860 You're Practically Screaming Like A Woman. 160 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,790 Why Are You In Charge Of Anything? 161 00:06:37,950 --> 00:06:38,950 There's,Like, A Thousands Sticks 162 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,310 Of Glitter Glue And No Paper Clips. You're Gay,Right? 163 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,420 Only When It Comes To You. 164 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,830 I Shouldn't Have To Ask The Receptionist 165 00:06:47,050 --> 00:06:47,790 For A Paper Clip. 166 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,370 Okay,Slow Down There, Spanky. 167 00:06:49,540 --> 00:06:51,740 You,My Friend, Are Not The Only One 168 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:53,810 Who Needs Paper Clips. 169 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,150 What? Metallics Are Back In This Year. 170 00:07:07,330 --> 00:07:09,550 That Is A Misuse Of Company Property. 171 00:07:09,710 --> 00:07:13,160 And That... Is A Misuse Of Hair Gel. 172 00:07:13,330 --> 00:07:14,450 How Much Are You Wearing? 173 00:07:14,630 --> 00:07:15,680 That's It. 174 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:18,510 You Just Pissed Off The Pep. 175 00:07:18,970 --> 00:07:20,690 (Whimpers) No! 176 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:21,820 I'm Sorry,Ma'am, 177 00:07:21,990 --> 00:07:24,360 But This Thing Is Not Allowed In The Building. 178 00:07:24,530 --> 00:07:26,850 You Can Pick It Up In The Lobby On Your Way Out. 179 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,570 Will You Walk Him? 180 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:29,630 (Chuckles) No. 181 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,200 No! 182 00:07:37,780 --> 00:07:38,870 You Guys Are Out Of Paper Clips, 183 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,470 But There's A Butt-Load Of Glitter Glue. 184 00:07:40,630 --> 00:07:42,480 I Took Some For My Son. 185 00:07:43,650 --> 00:07:44,870 (Lowers Voice) Did That Guy Just Check Out My Ass? 186 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,160 How Much Does He Make? Ugh,Not Enough To Be Worth It, 187 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:48,410 But Hey,You're Starting To Notice 188 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:51,480 Guys Check Out Your Ass Again. I Can't Even Focus On Guys Right Now. 189 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:55,410 I Gotta Focus On Opening Up My Salon. Hilda,I Said You Could Make A Few Color Copies, 190 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:58,630 Not Ransack The Office Supplies. No,No,No, They Factor That In. 191 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,440 Believe Me, If I Didn't Take These, 192 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,330 The Books Wouldn't Line Up At The End Of The Year. 193 00:08:02,510 --> 00:08:07,140 Look. Check It Out. "Hilda's Beautilities-- I Give Good Hair." 194 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:08,840 Ooh,That's A Little Smutty. 195 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,470 You Might Get Some Of Those Guys In Front Of The Liquor Store. Hey,Their Money's Good. 196 00:08:12,650 --> 00:08:15,020 Ay, Betty,I Got Such A Good Feeling About This Salon. 197 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:16,410 When I Heard That Beauty School Burned Down 198 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:19,010 And Was Selling A Slightly Damaged Shampoo Sink, 199 00:08:19,180 --> 00:08:22,320 I Really Felt Like God Was Looking Out For Me. Well, You're Gonna Be Amazing. 200 00:08:22,470 --> 00:08:23,710 Oh,And Henry's Coming By Tomorrow 201 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,860 With His "Time Life" Books To Install The Sink. 202 00:08:26,030 --> 00:08:28,180 Ay, I Still Gotta Get That Thing Home. 203 00:08:28,350 --> 00:08:29,220 Hey,Do You Think Your Little Friend 204 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,610 With The Van Could Do It? 205 00:08:30,790 --> 00:08:35,260 Are You Still Hating Him Now Or What? Who? Gio? No,We're Fine. He'll Be Happy To Do It. 206 00:08:35,430 --> 00:08:39,380 Investors! How Could They Have Turned Me Down? That's Not What They Said. 207 00:08:39,540 --> 00:08:41,120 They Just Need A Few Days To Think About It. 208 00:08:41,290 --> 00:08:43,060 Oh,That Means "No." Don't Be Stupid. 209 00:08:43,230 --> 00:08:45,260 "Image Problem." I Don't Have An Image Problem. 210 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:48,570 Well,You Have Had Some Pretty Bad Press Lately. 211 00:08:48,750 --> 00:08:51,550 Well,You Were Fired And Pushed Into Your Fianc?S Grave. 212 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,750 I Don't Know How To Put A Positive Spin On That. 213 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:55,320 Well,Then We're Screwed,Marc. 214 00:08:55,490 --> 00:08:56,110 They're The Only Investors 215 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:57,460 Willing To Launch A New Magazine, 216 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:01,250 And They Think I Have An Image Problem. Well,Then,We Change Your Image. Come On. 217 00:09:01,420 --> 00:09:02,740 It's The Media Age. We Can Do It Overnight. 218 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,760 Britney Spears Shaves Something Or Shows Something 219 00:09:04,930 --> 00:09:05,750 Or Shows Something Shaved, 220 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,060 And It's Around The World In Seconds. Trust Me,Lady. 221 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:11,190 I Can Make You Mother Teresa With Better Boobs. 222 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:13,520 It's Interesting. 223 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:16,500 You Only Call Me When You Need Something. 224 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,010 When Was The Last Time You Went Down 225 00:09:18,180 --> 00:09:19,610 To My Deli And Bought A Sandwich? 226 00:09:19,790 --> 00:09:22,100 Well,Gio,That's Because Every Time I Come In,You Yell, 227 00:09:22,260 --> 00:09:25,860 "There She Is--The Eater." It's Cute. It's Our Thing. 228 00:09:26,030 --> 00:09:29,860 Gio,You Gotta Let Me Pay You. I Don't Feel Right. Just Give My Mom A Haircut 229 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:31,800 And Don't Tell Her About Her Bald Spot. 230 00:09:31,970 --> 00:09:34,020 Um,Gio,You Can Just Set The Sink Down Over There. 231 00:09:34,180 --> 00:09:35,340 Henry's Coming To Install It. 232 00:09:35,490 --> 00:09:39,890 A Man Of Many Talents. Is There Anything Egg Salad Can't Do? 233 00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:41,540 Why Is Henry Egg Salad? 234 00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:43,230 Because Egg Salad Is A Boring Sandwich, 235 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:47,740 And Gio Thinks That Henry Is Boring. Oh,No,Henry's Not Boring. 236 00:09:47,910 --> 00:09:49,360 No,Look At All The Cool Stuff You Guys Do. 237 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,050 I Mean,Your,Um, Saturday Night Sundae Night. 238 00:09:52,210 --> 00:09:54,700 That Sounds Like Fun. It Is. It Is So Much Fun. 239 00:09:54,850 --> 00:09:56,520 Every Weekend, We Have A Theme Topping. 240 00:09:56,690 --> 00:09:58,770 Like,Last Week,We Were Watching "Walk The Line"-- 241 00:09:58,950 --> 00:10:02,790 You Know,About Johnny Cash-- So He Chopped Up Cashews. (Laughs) 242 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,920 It Was Fun. It Was Fun. 243 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:07,360 And Did You Eat It With A Reese Witherspoon? (Laughs) 244 00:10:08,970 --> 00:10:11,680 That's Funny. He's Funny. Yeah,He's A Riot. 245 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,940 I'm Just Kidding, But Come On. 246 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:16,920 You And Henry,Have,Like, What,Four Months Left, 247 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,780 And This Is How You Spend A Saturday Night? 248 00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:21,500 Okay,Gio, What Would You Do? 249 00:10:29,050 --> 00:10:30,950 If I Loved A Girl, 250 00:10:31,110 --> 00:10:33,700 And I Knew I Had So Little Time Left With Her, 251 00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:36,740 Then Every Night Would Be A Chance To Make A Memory. 252 00:10:36,910 --> 00:10:40,160 Believe Me,If There Was Any Ice Cream Involved, 253 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:41,960 I Would Be Eating It Off Her Stomach. 254 00:10:42,130 --> 00:10:43,080 Sexy. Gross. 255 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:45,060 And I'd Take Her Out To Montauk, 256 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:46,260 You Know, With A Bottle Of Wine, 257 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,160 And We'd Build A Fire And Sleep On The Beach. 258 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,190 Or Maybe We'd Climb The Fire Escape 259 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,820 To The Rooftop Of The Blue Note 260 00:10:52,990 --> 00:10:54,560 And Listen To Music. 261 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,420 Maybe We'd Just Go Out Dancing. 262 00:10:57,730 --> 00:11:00,700 'Cause,You Know,You Never Feel Closer To A Woman 263 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,250 Than When You're Holding Her. 264 00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:04,430 You Know,Like,Mm, 265 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,750 So Close That You Could Feel Her Breath On Your Neck. 266 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,990 Because Love Doesn't Come Around Often, 267 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:14,930 And I'd Want To Make Every Second Count. 268 00:11:18,770 --> 00:11:21,250 Man,I Love This Song. Aw,Whoo! 269 00:11:21,410 --> 00:11:22,720 Come On,Betty. 270 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,450 No. Gio. 271 00:11:24,610 --> 00:11:26,140 I Don't Want To Dance. Mmm. 272 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:29,500 We Have To Work. Hilda,We Have To Work. (Hilda) What? 273 00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:30,690 Come On. A Little Bit Of Dancing. 274 00:11:30,850 --> 00:11:32,510 Come On. Ready? One,Two. 275 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,910 One,Two,Mm,Mm. 276 00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:37,360 There You Go. You Got It. You Got It. 277 00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:40,540 (Laughs) Oh,Hey, You Guys Are Good Together. 278 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,440 Yeah. Really Good. 279 00:11:45,890 --> 00:11:52,680 -=ÆÆÀÃÐÜ×ÖĻ×é=- ·­Òë: У♪Ô: 280 00:11:52,820 --> 00:11:56,710 -==Http://Www.Ragbear.Com==- ¡♪³óٱ´µÙ¡· µÚ♪þ¼¾µÚ10¼¯ 281 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,460 Doesn't Really Match The Figure "B." 282 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:04,900 You Wanna Take Another Look? 283 00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:08,380 Why Were You Dancing With That Guy? I Don't Know. He Just Grabbed Me. 284 00:12:08,540 --> 00:12:10,470 He Was Just Showing Us Some Dance Moves. 285 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:11,700 (Clinks) Damn It. 286 00:12:11,870 --> 00:12:15,360 It's Not That Big A Deal. What? No,It's This,Like-- I Can't Get This Pipe To Fit. 287 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,840 Need Some Help There? What? No. I Got It. 288 00:12:18,010 --> 00:12:20,710 Yeah,I See You've Got Your,Um,"Time Life" Books. 289 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:23,110 Yep. Henry Uses Them All The Time. 290 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,200 He Says They Were His Best Friends Growing Up. 291 00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:26,490 I Didn't Say It Like That. 292 00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:27,610 You Know,I Think Where You're Going Wrong 293 00:12:27,770 --> 00:12:30,740 Is You Didn't Slip The Trap Nut And Washer Onto The Tailpiece 294 00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:33,320 Before You Attached The P-Trap. Yes,Thank You. 295 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,040 Henry,I Think You Should Let Gio Do It. 296 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,960 That P-Trap Thingy Sounds Hard. Hilda,He Says He Can Do It. 297 00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:42,510 Yes,I Can. 298 00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:44,910 There. It's Done. 299 00:12:45,070 --> 00:12:46,470 Okay. 300 00:12:48,470 --> 00:12:49,390 Henry! 301 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,540 Uh,You Okay? 302 00:12:55,710 --> 00:12:58,310 No,No. It's Supposed To Do That. 303 00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:00,200 It Says So In The Book. 304 00:13:01,290 --> 00:13:02,980 Surprise,Surprise. 305 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,060 The Devil Donates Prada. 306 00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:06,690 Wilhelmina Slater Spent The Day 307 00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:09,310 Clothing The Homeless, Making Our City Beautiful 308 00:13:09,470 --> 00:13:12,050 And Even Comforting The Sick. 309 00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:15,410 * Rise And Shine And Give God Your Glory,Glory * 310 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:18,560 * Rise And Shine And Give God Your Glory,Glory * 311 00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:21,930 * Rise And Shine And Give God Your Glory,Glory * 312 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,790 * Children Of The Lord * 313 00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:27,390 It's Like Eleanor Roosevelt Has Come Back To Life 314 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,010 As A Woman. 315 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,510 From The Antichrist To "Auntie Mame"... 316 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:34,530 "Slater." One Moment. 317 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,660 It's The Investors. 318 00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:40,560 Paul,Hello. 319 00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:44,860 Oh,You Saw That. Well,I'm Mortified. 320 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:48,460 Y--They Just Showed Up With Cameras And Ambushed Me. 321 00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:50,270 Well, What Can I Say? 322 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:53,640 Now Everyone Knows The Real Wilhelmina. 323 00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:56,570 He Turned Off The Video? 324 00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:58,880 Oh,Your Father And Cameras... 325 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,250 I Remember When He Set A Camera Up In The Bedroom. 326 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,380 We Got A Half Hour Of A Moaning Lamp. 327 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:06,310 Yeah,Mom. We Found That Tape. 328 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,680 So,Mom, Are You Okay? 329 00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:10,770 How Are They Treating You There? Oh,I'm Fine. I Think I Have 330 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:14,000 A Little More Cache This Time,Being An Escapee. 331 00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:16,180 The Bulls Are Giving Me A Wider Berth. 332 00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:18,780 Okay,Mom,We're Really Happy You're Top Dog There, 333 00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:20,700 But We Really Need To Talk About Your Hearing. 334 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,970 We're Thinking You Should Plead 335 00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:23,830 T Guilty By Reason Of Insanity. 336 00:14:24,010 --> 00:14:25,870 Wait,We Said I Was Gonna Tell Her That. 337 00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:29,250 Mom,Hi. We Need To Sit Down With The Attorneys And-- 338 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,100 Give Me That. I'm Talking To Her. 339 00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:34,110 Are We Really Doing This Again? Yes,We Are. 340 00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:36,310 (Claire) Kids-- Mom,Didn't Dad Used To Call Me "My Daniel"? 341 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,850 Kids-- Maybe He Used To Call You My Dumb-Ass. 342 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,720 Children! Put Me On The Speakerphone. 343 00:14:42,270 --> 00:14:43,540 There Is A Woman Named Hatchet In Here 344 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,850 Who Gets Out Tomorrow, And I Swear To God, 345 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,110 If The Two Of You Do Not Cut It Out, 346 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,400 I Will Send Her To Get You. 347 00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:51,880 Now Your Father Is Gone, 348 00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:54,830 And I May Be Gone For A Very Long Time. 349 00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,080 You Two Are On Your Own Now, 350 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,330 And It Is Time To Grow Up. 351 00:14:58,490 --> 00:14:59,570 There Is A Business To Be Run. 352 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,240 This Is Not The Tree House You Fought Over 353 00:15:01,390 --> 00:15:04,800 When You Were 12. Work It Out. 354 00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:08,470 Daniel, Let's Get Real. 355 00:15:08,630 --> 00:15:10,190 We Both Know Who Dad Wanted. 356 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:11,430 (Scoffs) We Don't Know That. 357 00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:13,980 The Video Got Cut Off. Then How Do You Propose We Solve This? 358 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:17,130 Lawyers? Arbitrators? What About What Mom Said? 359 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:21,900 Grow Up? That Won't Work. No. The Way We Settled The Tree House. 360 00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:23,920 This Is A Billion-Dollar Company,Daniel. 361 00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:25,170 We're Not Gonna Choose A President 362 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:26,770 With A Paintball War. 363 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:28,870 Well,Dad Wanted Someone With A Killer Instinct. 364 00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:29,950 Forget It. 365 00:15:30,110 --> 00:15:31,570 Why? Are You Afraid I Might Win Again, 366 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:34,060 Like I Did With The Tree House? 367 00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:40,970 You're On. 368 00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:42,710 See What I Did Here? 369 00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:44,440 I Mixed A Little Bit Of Prep 370 00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:45,920 With A Little Bit Of Gangsta, 371 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,790 And I Found An Edge Where There Was None. 372 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:51,810 I Don't Know. Can I Really Rock This Look? Betty? 373 00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:54,920 Um,I Like The Color. 374 00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:57,110 Henry,Your Clothes Will Be Dry In 20 Minutes, 375 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,450 And,Uh,You Can Just Keep My Boxers. 376 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:00,530 You Guys Are Not Gonna Believe 377 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:01,810 What I Just Did. 378 00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:04,310 I Asked Gio Out. What? 379 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:06,800 Yeah,We're Gonna Go Dancing. 380 00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:10,360 Oh,Henry. It's Cute. 381 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,080 Really? Gio? 382 00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:14,060 I Mean,Don't You Find Him A Little Annoying? 383 00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:15,380 Oh,I Think He's Fun. 384 00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:16,460 Besides,You're The One Who Keeps Saying 385 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,740 That I Should Go Out. Good Move,Mija. 386 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:21,790 It Will Be Nice To Have Someone Around The House Who's So Handy. 387 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:26,940 I Mean,When We're Not Calling Henry To--To Fix Things. Yeah. 388 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,740 I'm Out. 389 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,400 I Don't Know,Hilda. 390 00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:34,120 I Think He's A Little Bit Of A Know-It-All. 391 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,990 I Think It's Great,Hilda. Eh,I'm On The Fence. 392 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,450 All Done. 393 00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:43,660 Just Be Home By 11:00. 394 00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:45,750 Ow! What? 395 00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:48,870 So,Hilda, You Like Reggaeton Music? 396 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,950 Are You Kidding? I Love Reggaeton. 397 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:54,100 Oh,Man,I Know This Hot Club With This Amazing Deejay. 398 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:56,920 It Is Off The Hook. God,That Sounds Like So Much Fun. 399 00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,290 Yeah,That Does Sound Like Fun. Hey,Do You Guys Wanna Come? 400 00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:02,590 Um... We Have Plans. 401 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,520 Uh,We Have Plans. Uh,My Boyfriend Has 402 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:05,900 A Really Big Surprise For Me. 403 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:11,030 Yeah,It's Off The Hook,Too. Really? 404 00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:14,910 Tonight,Instead Of Just Having Ice Cream... 405 00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:18,520 We're Gonna Make It. 406 00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:21,110 Cool. 407 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,140 ♪ I'm Your Ice Cream Man ♪ 408 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:32,060 ♪ Stop Me When You're Passin' By ♪ 409 00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:33,560 ♪ See, Now All My Flavors ♪ 410 00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:36,900 ♪ Are Guaranteed To Satisfy ♪ 411 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,110 Here You Go. 412 00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:42,480 One Scoop Of Homemade "Bananas For Betty." 413 00:17:42,650 --> 00:17:44,050 You Named It After Me? 414 00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:46,900 Mm-Hmm. How Sweet. 415 00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:49,750 Mm,The Movie. 416 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,340 I Rented Fassbinder's 417 00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:54,030 "The Bitter Tears Of Petra Von Kant" 418 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,890 Because You Are Seriously Lacking 419 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,930 In Your Knowledge Of New German Cinema. 420 00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:01,540 And To Go With It, Bitter Chocolate Drops 421 00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:03,510 To Represent The Bitter Tears 422 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,250 Of Our Sad German Heroine. 423 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,510 (Laughs) Hey,You Okay? 424 00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:10,640 Yeah. 425 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,610 But You Know What I Was Thinking? 426 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,480 What? 427 00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,790 You Know What Would Be Really Fun? Hmm? 428 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,130 If We Climbed A Fire Escape. (Laughs) 429 00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:21,570 Or--Or Maybe We Could Go To The Pier. Tonight? 430 00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:23,000 Yeah. Why Not? 431 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,720 Because It's Supposed To Rain And It's Mov Night. 432 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,670 What Are You Talking About? 433 00:18:27,610 --> 00:18:29,450 I Don't Know. Never Mind. 434 00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,440 Um,Forget It. You're Right. 435 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,700 Let's,Um,Sit On The Couch And Eat Our Ice Cream. 436 00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:35,970 Good. 437 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:43,060 But Maybe There's A More Fun Way To Eat It. 438 00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:21,440 The Rules Are Simple-- 439 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,060 We Fight To The Death. 440 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:25,660 The Captain Of The Winning Team Takes Control Of Meade. 441 00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:27,600 Okay,Peeps, As Captain-- 442 00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:29,340 You're Not Captain. 443 00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:30,850 As Backup Captain, 444 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,940 I Wanna Say That We Are All Brothers In This, 445 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,540 Even The Chicks. 446 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,720 So,Warriors, To Your Ducatis. 447 00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:41,430 Yeah,We Rented A Bus To Take Us To The Paintball Field. 448 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,800 Not As Cool. 449 00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:44,350 Let's Go. 450 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,530 You Wait,Pepper. 451 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,530 You're Gonna Taste The Wrath Of My Dog's Vengeance. 452 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,310 You Don't Even Know What "Wrath" Means. 453 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,530 So. I Know You're Gonna Taste It. 454 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,080 You Know,I Think This Is One Of Those Things 455 00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:07,130 That's Better In Theory, 456 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,300 Because They Really Don't Tell You How Cold It Is. 457 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:12,010 Oh,Okay. Well,I'll Just Eat It Fast Then. 458 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:15,370 Oh,God. Okay,Um-- 459 00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:16,140 Okay, Just Do Something, 460 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,860 Because My Belly Button Is Frozen. 461 00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:22,310 All Right,Then Maybe This Will Warm You Up. 462 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,330 Ow! Oh! 463 00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:26,580 Oh,No,It's Hot! Hot Fudge! Hot! I'm Sorry. I'm Sorry. I'm Sorry. Sorry. 464 00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:29,470 Aah! (Muffled Voice) It's Hot. It's Hot. (Groaning) This Is... 465 00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:32,480 I Can't Feel My Tongue. This Is Crazy. 466 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:36,320 How Is This Better Than The Night That I Planned? (Normal Voice) I Don't Know. 467 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:39,820 I Just Wanted To Try Something Different. Well,This Is Different. 468 00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:42,240 Henry,It's Just That We Have 469 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,290 So Ltle Time Left Together, 470 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,650 And--And I--And I Feel Like We're Not Making The Best Of It. 471 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:49,500 It's Like,Why Are We Sitting At Home 472 00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:51,910 When We Could Be Out There... 473 00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:54,310 Dancing Or Something? 474 00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:55,940 Dancing? 475 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,770 Like Gio And Hilda? 476 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,330 Well,Why Not? 477 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:07,760 Henry,I-I Just-- I Want Us To Have Memories. 478 00:21:07,930 --> 00:21:09,390 Okay. 479 00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:12,810 If That's What You Really Want, 480 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:16,400 We'll Go Dancing. 481 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,480 All Right,There's Another Rainstorm Coming. 482 00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:21,580 They Closed The Paintball Field. 483 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:24,530 I'm Sorry. We're Gonna Have To Postpone This. No Way. 484 00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:27,220 I Totally Had My Heart Set On Killing Nick Pepper. 485 00:21:27,380 --> 00:21:30,030 Damn,Dawg. Accounting Was Finally Gonna Represent. 486 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,920 Forget The Rain. We're Playing. 487 00:21:33,090 --> 00:21:34,550 She's Right. 488 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,950 She's Alexis-- Big As Texas. 489 00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:39,060 She Knows What It's Like To Be Both Sexes. 490 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:43,260 I Can't Listen To That For The Next Three Hours. 491 00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:46,080 Here's The Deal-- We're Playing. 492 00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:47,780 Now! (Gunfire) 493 00:21:47,950 --> 00:21:49,770 Aw 'Em Out! Shoot To Kill! 494 00:21:49,930 --> 00:21:52,500 Uh,Do What She Said, Only For Me. Come On. 495 00:21:55,370 --> 00:21:57,520 What Bar Are We Meeting Up At Later? 496 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:01,930 I'm Very Pleased,Marc. 497 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:02,830 By This Time Next Week, 498 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,500 "Slater" Magazine Will Have Its Funding. 499 00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:05,970 And I'll Get Paid. (Chuckles) 500 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,670 I Think I'll Start Eating Breakfast Again. (Thunder Rumbles) 501 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,670 Oh,Damn,It Looks Like It's Gonna Rain. 502 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:11,700 Run Up And Get My Umbrella. 503 00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:13,030 I'll Meet You At The Restaurant. 504 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,570 You're Not Gonna Wait? 505 00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:15,650 No. 506 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,620 (Woman) Taxi. 507 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,680 Excuse Me. I Was Here First. 508 00:22:24,850 --> 00:22:27,590 Midtown Nobu,Please. Well,You're Very Rude. 509 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:29,990 And You're Wearing Plastic. I'm Gonna Be Late. 510 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,170 And I'm Gonna Get Wet. 511 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,570 I'm Wilhelmina Slater. I Don't Get Wet. Ow! Oh! 512 00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:35,720 Oh. (Whimpers) 513 00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:38,440 Oh. Ohh. 514 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,020 That Should Take Care Of It. 515 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:48,040 Oh,My God. It's Betty White. 516 00:22:48,210 --> 00:22:50,400 Yes,It's Betty White, Jackass. 517 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,530 I'm On The Ground Here. Call 9-1-1. 518 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:54,660 They're On Their Way, 519 00:22:54,810 --> 00:22:57,370 And Dot Worry-- I Got It All On My Cell. 520 00:22:57,530 --> 00:22:59,670 You Know,You're Our Favorite Golden Girl. 521 00:22:59,830 --> 00:23:00,770 Can We Get Aicture? 522 00:23:00,940 --> 00:23:02,620 I'm In Pain. 523 00:23:02,790 --> 00:23:04,910 Come On,Just One. 524 00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:18,420 Hey. 525 00:23:18,590 --> 00:23:19,990 (Betty) Guys! Hey! 526 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,770 Oh,Hey. You Came! You Came! 527 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,900 We Thought We'd Take You Up On Your Offer. 528 00:23:25,060 --> 00:23:26,990 Are You Having Fun? Hell,Yeah. 529 00:23:27,170 --> 00:23:30,990 The Restaurant Was Amazing. I Had Four Champagne Cocktails, 530 00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:34,520 And I Don't Even Feel Drunk. Let Me Get Us A Round Of Drinks. 531 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,660 No,No. I'll Get 'Em. I'll Get 'Em. I Got It. 532 00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:40,700 Somebody Get 'Em, Because I Don't Feel Anything. A Round Of Flaming Pelicans,Please. 533 00:23:40,850 --> 00:23:43,000 Oh,No. I Don't Want A Flaming Pelican. 534 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,100 Why--Why Not? They Sound Fun. Have One. 535 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:46,870 It's Okay. Um,I'm Gonna Have A Club Soda. 536 00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:48,760 No,Get Him A Flaming Thing. 537 00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:49,690 It'll Loosen You Up. 538 00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:53,380 And Then Gio Can Show You Some Of Those Fancy Dance Moves. 539 00:23:54,060 --> 00:23:54,940 I'm Good. 540 00:23:55,110 --> 00:23:56,840 So,Hilda, How About You Let Me 541 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,470 Throw You Around The Dance Floor? Sure. 542 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,500 Hey,Uh, Are You Guys Coming? 543 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,100 Yes. Nah. 544 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,060 Um... You Go. 545 00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:10,910 Um,We'll-- We'll Go On The Next One. 546 00:24:11,070 --> 00:24:13,170 We'll Dance On The Next One. 547 00:24:18,370 --> 00:24:19,750 What?! 548 00:24:20,010 --> 00:24:20,800 Okay,Here's The Plan-- 549 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,320 Rudolph,I Want You In The Closet. 550 00:24:22,470 --> 00:24:24,470 Stephani Maya, Cover Reception. 551 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,380 Amanda,I Want You To Cover The Bull Pen. 552 00:24:26,530 --> 00:24:29,090 I Want The Closet. No,You're Gonna Steal Shoes. 553 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:30,560 Now,You Guys, I'm Really Confident 554 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,000 We Have A Winning Team. 555 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,390 Aah! 556 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,760 (Amanda) Cover Me! 557 00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:38,950 (Daniel) Find Your Cover! Come On. 558 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,230 Oh,I Was Hit. I'm Out. 559 00:25:00,390 --> 00:25:02,080 Oh,I'm Out,Too. 560 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,480 (Woman) Now It's Just Daniel And Amanda. 561 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:16,120 Oh,Hello. What's With All The Stalkerazzi? 562 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,430 Ah,The World In Which We Live In. 563 00:25:18,590 --> 00:25:20,380 Guess They Found Out About The News About "Slater." 564 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,510 How Are My Teeth? Sharp As Ever. 565 00:25:23,470 --> 00:25:25,920 All Right. Uh, The Official Announcement 566 00:25:26,090 --> 00:25:27,530 For "Slater" Won't Be For A Couple Months, 567 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,190 But I'll Be Happy To Answer Any Questions. 568 00:25:30,350 --> 00:25:33,290 Wilhelmina,Why Do You Hate Betty White? 569 00:25:33,650 --> 00:25:34,440 I'm Sorry? 570 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,240 The Woman's A National Treasure. What Do You Have Against Her? 571 00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:40,250 Uh,I Have Nothing Against Her. 572 00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:43,280 Then Why Did You Viciously Attack Her? 573 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,500 Marc,They're Yelling Things At Me 574 00:25:45,650 --> 00:25:47,690 And Getting-- Getting Very Close. 575 00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:49,810 I'm Wilhelmina Slater. I Don't Get Wet. 576 00:25:49,970 --> 00:25:51,700 Tv Legend Betty White's High Five 577 00:25:51,860 --> 00:25:53,120 Was Reduced To A High Four 578 00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:55,120 After Fashion Diva Wilhelmina Slater 579 00:25:55,270 --> 00:25:58,500 Slammed Her Hand In A Car Door Tonight. Ouch! 580 00:25:58,670 --> 00:25:59,960 Willie,How Could You? 581 00:26:00,130 --> 00:26:01,950 Uh,Well, Obviously I Didn't Know 582 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:03,250 It Was Betty White. 583 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,940 I'm Not A Monster. 584 00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:06,830 I Just Thought It Was Some Old Woman In The Rain. 585 00:26:07,010 --> 00:26:09,220 By Now You've All Seen The Footage On Youtube, 586 00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:12,470 But I Can't See It Enough. (Snorts) Can You? 587 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,220 What In The World... 588 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:20,870 Oh,God. 589 00:26:21,010 --> 00:26:23,770 This Thing Has Had 50,000 Hits In The Last Hour. 590 00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:27,240 Some Queen's Even Remixed It To A Dance Song. 591 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,790 Oh! Ooh! Oh! 592 00:26:29,950 --> 00:26:31,390 I'm Wilhelmina Slater. I Don't Get Wet. 593 00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:33,410 I Don't Get Wet. Wilhelmina Slater. 594 00:26:33,570 --> 00:26:35,260 I Don't Get Wet. Ooh! 595 00:26:35,410 --> 00:26:37,310 You're Wearing Plastic... Funky. 596 00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:39,830 Oh,This Is Bad,Willie, Really Bad. 597 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:40,960 I'm Wilhelmina Slater. I Don't Get Wet... 598 00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:44,300 This Is A Disaster. "Slater" Is Ruined, 599 00:26:44,470 --> 00:26:45,520 And I May Have Spent An Afternoon 600 00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:48,190 Touching Homeless People For Nothing. 601 00:26:48,630 --> 00:26:49,530 Well,Maybe It's Still Okay. 602 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,970 Maybe The Investors Haven't Seen It. 603 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,150 (Whimpers) Oh,God. 604 00:27:07,950 --> 00:27:09,770 No,No,No. It's Me. 605 00:27:10,010 --> 00:27:10,990 Oh. 606 00:27:15,850 --> 00:27:18,020 It Was An Anna Sui. 607 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:21,490 I Know I Should Feel Something, But I Feel Nothing. 608 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,370 War Has Changed Me. 609 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:24,540 Hang In There. We're Doing Good. 610 00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:28,150 I Just Shot Stella In The Ladies' Room. And Karen Went Home Because She Got Bored. 611 00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:29,350 See? That Counts. 612 00:27:29,510 --> 00:27:32,150 We Only Have Alexis And Nick Left. 613 00:27:32,390 --> 00:27:37,410 S With Singsongy Voice) Danny,Come Out And Play. 614 00:27:38,110 --> 00:27:39,900 Daniel,This Is Out Of Control. 615 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:41,290 Maybe We Should Just Give Up. 616 00:27:41,450 --> 00:27:43,600 Innocent Clothes Are Getting Hurt. 617 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,090 No. We're Not Going Anywhere. 618 00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:47,780 Alexis Always Wins Everything. 619 00:27:48,050 --> 00:27:49,610 You Know,She Even Got To Say Good-Bye 620 00:27:49,780 --> 00:27:52,050 To My Father In The End, And I Didn't. 621 00:27:52,210 --> 00:27:54,690 She's Not Getting This. 622 00:27:54,860 --> 00:27:56,220 Amanda, 623 00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:58,030 Are You With Me? 624 00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:00,150 Yes,I Am. 625 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,260 Eyes On The Prize. 626 00:28:01,420 --> 00:28:04,050 You Take Nick. I Have Alexis. 627 00:28:04,670 --> 00:28:05,440 (Man) * Back It Up, Back It Up * 628 00:28:05,610 --> 00:28:06,740 * Back It,Back It Up, Back It Up * 629 00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:07,870 * Back It,Back It Up, Back It Up * 630 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,150 * Back It,Back It Up, Back It Up * 631 00:28:09,310 --> 00:28:10,920 * Back It,Back It Up, Back It Up * 632 00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:14,830 Wow. 633 00:28:15,980 --> 00:28:17,920 They Look Like They're Having A Lot Of Fun. 634 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,400 Yeah Come On,Henry, Let's Dance. 635 00:28:20,570 --> 00:28:21,490 Betty, You've Seen Me Dance. 636 00:28:21,650 --> 00:28:23,810 I Don't Want To Look Like A Fool. Oh,Who Cares? 637 00:28:23,980 --> 00:28:24,960 Gio Doesn't Care What He Looks Like. 638 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,200 Come On. It'll Be Fun. Maybe I Don't Want To Be Fun. 639 00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:29,080 Oh,My Gosh,Henry, Your Shirt! 640 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:29,840 Oh,My God. Uh,Yes. 641 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,880 Somebody Help Him. 642 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:35,840 (Man) Hey! 643 00:28:36,010 --> 00:28:36,890 I'm Sorry. 644 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,460 Did My Catching On Fire Interrupt Your Date? 645 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:42,120 Are You Okay? 646 00:28:42,290 --> 00:28:46,070 Betty,What Are We Even Doing Here? I-I Just Wanted Us To Dance. 647 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,500 Well,If You Want To Dance So Badly, 648 00:28:47,670 --> 00:28:49,270 Then--Then Go And Dance With Gio, 649 00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:52,300 Because I'm Never Gonna Be That Guy. 650 00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:02,640 Stop Tormenting Us! 651 00:29:03,090 --> 00:29:04,600 Oh,Just Answer It. (Ring) 652 00:29:04,770 --> 00:29:06,170 Let Them Pull The Funding. I'm Done. 653 00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:08,270 I Can't Fight For "Slater" Any Longer. (Ring) 654 00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:10,130 "Slater." 655 00:29:11,130 --> 00:29:12,070 Oh. 656 00:29:12,610 --> 00:29:14,210 It's Betty White's Publicist. 657 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,280 Yes,She'll Speak To Betty. 658 00:29:17,450 --> 00:29:18,580 At Does She Want? I Don't Know. 659 00:29:18,740 --> 00:29:19,710 What Do I Say? I Don't Know. 660 00:29:19,870 --> 00:29:21,690 How Do I Look? It's A Phone. 661 00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:24,360 Betty White, How Are You? 662 00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:26,730 Well,For Someone Who Had To Fight A Rat 663 00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:29,230 For Her Fingertip, Surprisingly Well. 664 00:29:29,390 --> 00:29:30,980 Well,I Didn't Vote For Giuliani, 665 00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:33,380 But He Did Make The City Cleaner. 666 00:29:34,570 --> 00:29:36,680 Betty,I Can't Begin To Tell You 667 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,820 How Sorry I Am. 668 00:29:38,990 --> 00:29:41,450 Believe Me,I-- I Just Thought 669 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:42,490 You Were Some Old Lady. 670 00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:44,630 Oh,An Honest Mistake. 671 00:29:44,790 --> 00:29:46,100 And I'll Be Fine. 672 00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:49,030 I Did Lose A Lot Of Blood, But It Was My Own Fault. 673 00:29:49,190 --> 00:29:51,520 I Stopped To Sign A Few Autographs 674 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,540 And Almost Bled Out On The Sidewalk. 675 00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:56,350 Well,That's Why You're Beloved-- 676 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:57,820 You're Loyal To Your Fans. 677 00:29:57,980 --> 00:30:00,790 Oh,Well, I Adore 'Em... 678 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,330 Except For The Few Sickos 679 00:30:02,490 --> 00:30:03,910 Who Write Lesbian Fan Fiction 680 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,940 About Me And Bea Arthur. 681 00:30:06,110 --> 00:30:08,720 Look,I Know You Must Feel Terrible. 682 00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:10,730 That's Why I'm Calling You-- 683 00:30:10,890 --> 00:30:13,410 To Tell You I Forgive You. 684 00:30:13,570 --> 00:30:17,610 Really? Well, That's Wonderful. 685 00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:19,780 Well,I Feel Better, 686 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,300 But You Know How You Can Help Heal The City? 687 00:30:23,510 --> 00:30:26,850 You Can Forgive Me On Tv. 688 00:30:37,180 --> 00:30:38,580 Looking For Me? 689 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,390 (Grunts) Damn It. 690 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,710 That Was For Halston. 691 00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:45,490 Aah. 692 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,190 Ow! That Hurts. 693 00:30:47,350 --> 00:30:49,450 And That Was For Not Holding The Elevator. 694 00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:51,770 (Grunts) And That Is For Not Making The Coffee. 695 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,560 And That Is For Wearing Yellow Spandex-- 696 00:30:54,730 --> 00:30:56,480 Okay,I'm Dead. I'm Dead. 697 00:30:56,670 --> 00:30:58,570 I Will Tell You When You Are Dead. 698 00:30:59,730 --> 00:31:01,460 (Grunts) You Are A Psycho. 699 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,880 And You Are A Dog Hater! 700 00:31:04,050 --> 00:31:06,960 God,You're Hot When You're Mad. And You're Hot When You're Dead 701 00:31:11,390 --> 00:31:13,000 Oh,Amanda. (Gasps) 702 00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:19,650 Eh. 703 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,180 (Amanda) Mm. I Hate You. 704 00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:24,450 Mm. Mm. Oh! 705 00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:28,240 And Then There Was One. 706 00:31:35,130 --> 00:31:36,700 Henry,It's Me. 707 00:31:36,870 --> 00:31:39,740 Um,I Know You're Ignoring My Calls Right Now, 708 00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,900 Because You're Not So Bananas For Betty. 709 00:31:42,050 --> 00:31:45,730 I Mean,Why Would You Be? I'm Not Either. 710 00:31:45,890 --> 00:31:48,360 I Just Wanted To Say... 711 00:31:48,510 --> 00:31:50,470 Nted To Say... 712 00:31:50,810 --> 00:31:54,160 I Gotta Go. You're Dancing Right Now. 713 00:32:14,070 --> 00:32:15,410 (Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes) * If You * 714 00:32:15,580 --> 00:32:16,610 * Don't Know Me By Now * 715 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:20,120 * If You Don't Know Me By Now * 716 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:24,370 * You Will Never,Never, Never Know Me * 717 00:32:24,530 --> 00:32:26,660 * You'll Never, Never,Never Know Me * 718 00:32:26,810 --> 00:32:29,340 * Ooh,Ooh,Ooh * * Hey,Hey * 719 00:32:29,550 --> 00:32:32,830 * If You Don't Know Me By Now * * If You Don't * 720 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:33,900 (Man) * Oh * 721 00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:45,110 Betty,I'm Sorry. 722 00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:46,530 I-I Was Acting Like Such A Jerk. 723 00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:47,880 I Just Got Jealous. 724 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,040 Look,I-I'm Never Gonna Be Like Gio. 725 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,300 Gettin' My Freak On Doesn't Come Naturally. 726 00:32:52,460 --> 00:32:53,900 Stop. 727 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,410 I Don't Want You To Be Like Gio, 728 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,970 And I Don't Need To Come To Clubs 729 00:32:58,670 --> 00:33:01,240 And I Don't Need To Eat Food Off Of You. 730 00:33:01,390 --> 00:33:03,380 I Just Want To Be With You. 731 00:33:03,910 --> 00:33:06,070 I Want To Be With You. 732 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,550 I Have 17 Weeks And 3 Days Left 733 00:33:09,710 --> 00:33:12,260 With The Most Amazing Guy In The World, 734 00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:15,050 And I'm Happy Eating Ice Cream On The Couch 735 00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:16,540 Out Of A Bowl. 736 00:33:17,290 --> 00:33:21,350 Henry,Wow. What Can I Say,Man? 737 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,360 You Have The Moves Of A Jungle Cat. 738 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:27,350 Yeah,Henry,Where Have You Been Hiding That? 739 00:33:28,130 --> 00:33:29,050 (Gio) Well, So Who's Drinking? 740 00:33:29,210 --> 00:33:30,590 I Am! 741 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,380 You Know,I Think They Water These Down. 742 00:33:32,550 --> 00:33:33,800 I'm Just Sayin'. (Gio Laughs) 743 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:39,020 Oh,Hey,Uh, You Guys Comin'? 744 00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:41,660 I Think We're Going Home. 745 00:33:47,710 --> 00:33:49,450 Later. 746 00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:20,090 Owdamn It! 747 00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:21,900 Alexis, Are You All Right? 748 00:34:22,070 --> 00:34:22,960 Oh. 749 00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:26,780 What Areou Waiting For? 750 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,470 Take The Shot. 751 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,190 What Are We Doing? 752 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,520 Does It Really Matter Who Dad Wanted To Run Meade? 753 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,260 Why Don't We Do It Together? 754 00:34:54,330 --> 00:34:57,370 I'm Willing To If You Are. 755 00:34:59,310 --> 00:35:01,750 I'd Like That. 756 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,060 (Panting) Wh-- 757 00:35:18,590 --> 00:35:21,610 I Let You Win The Tree House,Daniel, 758 00:35:21,780 --> 00:35:23,780 'Cause It Didn't Matter. 759 00:35:24,570 --> 00:35:27,650 But I'm Not Letting You Win Is. 760 00:35:38,730 --> 00:35:41,710 Maybe Next Saturday, I'll Make The Ice Cream, 761 00:35:41,970 --> 00:35:45,200 And I'll Call It "Hazelnuts For Henry." 762 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,660 And When "27 Dresses" Comes Out, 763 00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:51,570 I'll Make You "Chick Flick Chicken," 764 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:54,480 And We'll Sit In The Front Row. 765 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,640 As Long As It's You And Me, 766 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:57,230 It's A Date. 767 00:35:57,390 --> 00:36:02,480 * It Illuminates My Soul, Is Inspired * 768 00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:10,890 * Your Eyes Are Wider Than Before... * 769 00:36:13,170 --> 00:36:14,160 Oh,Shh. Shh. 770 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,440 Oh,Shh. Shh. (Clears Throat) 771 00:36:17,790 --> 00:36:19,110 I Think I Had Too Much Too Drink. 772 00:36:19,290 --> 00:36:22,300 Oh,You--You Wanna Go Back To The Club? 773 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:28,660 So... 774 00:36:28,810 --> 00:36:29,480 So? 775 00:36:29,630 --> 00:36:34,010 Hey,Do You,Um,Wanna Do This Again Sometime? 776 00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:37,420 I Don't Think So. 777 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,240 Oh,I Had So Much Fun Tonight. 778 00:36:39,410 --> 00:36:41,600 When Henry Caught On Fire... (Laughs) Yeah. 779 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,770 And Everything,But,Um, You Just Really Seem 780 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,070 To Up Your Game When Betty Showed Up. 781 00:36:47,220 --> 00:36:49,760 What? What--What Are You Talking About? 782 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,820 I'm Just Saying... 783 00:36:52,450 --> 00:36:54,630 I Don't Think I'm The Suarez Sister You Like. 784 00:36:54,790 --> 00:37:00,510 ♪ Oh,So Much More ♪ 785 00:37:01,550 --> 00:37:03,010 (Man) One Minute To Air. 786 00:37:03,210 --> 00:37:06,230 Now This Is Gonna Be Picked Up By Every Major Station. 787 00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:08,710 I Can't Thank You Enough For Doing This. 788 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,230 You're A Class Act,Lady. 789 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,970 Oh,I Just Don't Want To Be Part Of The Ugliness Out There. 790 00:37:14,130 --> 00:37:18,260 As Gandhi Said,"Be The Change You Want To See In The World." 791 00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:21,600 Oh,Terrific. I'm Going On Tv With Whore Eyes. 792 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:25,590 Okay,Ladies. We're Going Live. Turn On That Over-40 Charm. 793 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,140 And Five,Four, Three,Two... 794 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:31,570 So Much Can Change Overnight. 795 00:37:31,740 --> 00:37:34,050 This Is Suzuki St. Pierre From "Fashion Buzz," 796 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:37,260 Here At The Peace Summit No One Thought Would Ever Happen. 797 00:37:37,420 --> 00:37:40,610 Wilhelmina,What Do You Have To Say To Award-Winning Actress, 798 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,400 Animal Rights Activist, Friend To Gays Everywhere-- 799 00:37:43,580 --> 00:37:44,820 I Love You-- Me,Too. 800 00:37:44,980 --> 00:37:45,990 Betty White. 801 00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:49,580 As I Saito Her Last Night When I Rushed To Her Side,I-- 802 00:37:49,750 --> 00:37:53,290 Oh! My Hand! Oh,Oh,It Hurts. I Barely-- 803 00:37:53,460 --> 00:37:55,910 Now She's Going After My Other Hand. Betty,Please. 804 00:37:56,060 --> 00:37:59,250 Why Do Y Hate Me? What Did I Ever Do To You? Please,Betty. 805 00:37:59,420 --> 00:38:02,790 Oh,God! Get The Monster Away From Me. 806 00:38:03,290 --> 00:38:04,680 Cut. 807 00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:07,250 What The Hell Is Going On Here? 808 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:09,520 Have You Lost Your Mind, Old Woman? 809 00:38:09,690 --> 00:38:12,340 Did I Not Mention That "Regis And Kelly" Called? 810 00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:15,770 And "The View." They Want Me. They All Want Me. 811 00:38:16,110 --> 00:38:18,470 Oh,I'm Sorry,Honey. This Feud Is Huge, 812 00:38:18,650 --> 00:38:20,920 And I'm Gonna Milk It Till It's Dry. 813 00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:23,050 But You Don't Need This. 814 00:38:23,210 --> 00:38:24,180 Are You Kidding? 815 00:38:24,330 --> 00:38:27,430 That "Golden Girls" Money Went Right Into The Nickel Slots. 816 00:38:28,210 --> 00:38:29,950 Roll It,Sweetheart. 817 00:38:31,070 --> 00:38:34,680 Oh! Get Her Away From Me! I Think She's Got A Knife. 818 00:38:43,470 --> 00:38:45,230 Oh,No! 819 00:38:45,390 --> 00:38:46,850 My Bunny Got Wounded. 820 00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:49,070 It's Collateral Damage. I'm Sorry,Betty. 821 00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:51,380 Ugh. So What Does All Of This Mean? 822 00:38:51,550 --> 00:38:53,670 Well,Essentially, Alexis Is My Boss. 823 00:38:53,830 --> 00:38:55,630 I'm Going Up To My Dad's Office Right Now-- 824 00:38:55,810 --> 00:38:58,350 Uh,Alexis' Office-- To Sign The Contracts. 825 00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:01,660 Oh,I'm So Sorry,Daniel, But You Know What? 826 00:39:01,820 --> 00:39:04,260 I Think I Remember Your Dad Calling You "My Daniel" Once. 827 00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:06,050 It Was At The Christmas Party, And... 828 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,990 It's Okay. No,It's Just Hard To Admit He Never Trusted Me. 829 00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:12,960 I Guess He Knew Only Alexis Had His Killer Instinct. 830 00:39:13,130 --> 00:39:16,260 Oh,But You Don't Need A Killer Instinct To Be A Leader. 831 00:39:16,430 --> 00:39:19,520 What About Martin Luther King Or Jesus? 832 00:39:20,930 --> 00:39:22,030 I Mean, You're Not As Good As Them, 833 00:39:22,180 --> 00:39:24,880 But You're At Least As Good As Alexis. 834 00:39:25,660 --> 00:39:27,720 Yeah,I Bet I Could Run A Fashion Magazine 835 00:39:27,890 --> 00:39:30,060 At Least As Good As Martin Luther King. 836 00:39:31,690 --> 00:39:33,500 Probably Not Jesus. 837 00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:42,060 Willie,Disaster. 838 00:39:42,220 --> 00:39:44,060 Jody Called Me This Morning. No One's Coming In. 839 00:39:44,210 --> 00:39:46,000 They've Mutinied. There's No Way To Replace Them 840 00:39:46,150 --> 00:39:48,810 Unless We Hire Children Or Use Prison Labor. 841 00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:50,940 "Slater's"Dead,Marc. 842 00:39:51,710 --> 00:39:52,830 Have A Cup Of Tea. 843 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,500 Dead? No. 844 00:39:54,670 --> 00:39:56,470 It's All I've Got Except For Goohair 845 00:39:56,620 --> 00:39:59,880 And Good Clothes,And Actually, You Know,I'm Doing Okay. 846 00:40:00,530 --> 00:40:02,860 But What About You? How Can You Be So Calm? 847 00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:04,580 You've Got Nothing. 848 00:40:07,190 --> 00:40:11,020 Because I've Moved On To Plan "B." 849 00:40:11,890 --> 00:40:14,450 I've Been Saving It Foa Rainy Day. 850 00:40:17,050 --> 00:40:19,730 And By God,It's Pouring. 851 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,270 (Gasps) What Is That? 852 00:40:26,430 --> 00:40:28,430 Do You Remember After Bradford Died, 853 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,620 I Went Off To Grieve Privately? 854 00:40:35,710 --> 00:40:38,210 Tell Me,Doctor, Is It True What I' Read, 855 00:40:38,370 --> 00:40:41,320 That Sperm Can Be Removed From A Body 856 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:45,960 Up To 48 Hours After Death And Still Be Viable? 857 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,620 Um,That Is Correct. Yes. 858 00:40:48,770 --> 00:40:51,270 Well,I Wonder If There's A Procedure 859 00:40:51,430 --> 00:40:54,350 You'd Be Willing To Do For Me. 860 00:40:56,890 --> 00:41:00,450 You Mean That's... In Your Freezer? 861 00:41:00,850 --> 00:41:02,930 I Put A Pinkberry In There. 862 00:41:03,090 --> 00:41:04,700 It's Our Future,Marc. 863 00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:07,880 If I Can't Marry Into The Meade Family, 864 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,570 I Will Give Birth To An Heir. 865 00:41:11,620 --> 00:41:16,170 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 64082

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