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Previously on The West Wing:
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Eagle's by.
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lt's the most important thing.
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-Not more important than your marriage.
-Yes, it is.
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l'm a nice guy having a bad day.
l accidentally slept with a prostitute.
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-Which kid is my boss's daughter?
-That would be me.
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My youngest daughter, Zoey,
is down from Hanover.
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Don't call her ma'am.
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-l should call you Zoey?
-lf l can call you Charlie.
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Nine, no help. Jack, no help.
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Eight, possible flush.
King, possible flush.
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Ace, no help.
Six, possible straight.
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Love for the dealer.
Ace bets.
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-Check.
-Check.
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-Check.
-Check.
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Check.
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Check.
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-Mr. President?
-There is one fruit--
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-Oh, please.
-There is one fruit--
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Mr. President, check or bet, sir.
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-There is one fruit--
-Or give us a quiz on inane trivia.
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There is one fruit whose seeds
are on the outside. Name it.
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-ls it the kumquat?
-No.
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Check or bet, sir?
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l bet five.
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-Call.
-See it.
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Fold.
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-See it.
-Call it.
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l see it, and l raise you five.
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Trouble.
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Mr. President?
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lt's the strawberry.
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l raised your bet.
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Yes, you did. And it was a bold move,
as Leo has the six you're looking for.
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-You call the raise?
-lt depends.
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On what?
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There are 1 4 punctuation marks in
standard English grammar. Name them.
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-Period.
-Comma.
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-Colon.
-Semicolon.
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-Dash.
-Hyphen.
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Apostrophe.
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There are seven more.
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Question mark,
exclamation point, quotation marks. . .
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. . .brackets, parentheses,
braces and ellipses.
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Do you call the raise?
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There are only three words in English
that begin with the letters D-W.
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This is why we get nothing done.
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Can anyone name them for me?
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Three words that begin with D-W?
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-Dwindle.
-Dwarf.
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Dwindle and dwarf. . . .
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Come on, Princeton, we got two.
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l see your five
and raise you five.
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Dwarf, dwindle. . . .
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Fold.
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Last card down.
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''A witch's brew, a magic spell,
an enchanted forest where--''
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Dwell! Dwindle, dwarf and dwell.
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The answer's correct,
but let's check with our judges--
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l'm sorry, time expired.
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-What time?
-My time.
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You have your own time?
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l call.
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Trip nines.
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Take your money, sir.
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You'd ''dwell'' to report that
to the lRS, because l will.
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l'm done. l'm heading home.
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-Kiss Jenny for me.
-l will.
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Sam, l'm going to the office for
the commerce report. You?
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-l was gonna go home.
-Sam. . .
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. . .l'm going to the office
for the commerce report. You?
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l'm going to make sure
you understand the commerce report.
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When l'm through you'll know all about
standard data vs. sampling data.
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Charlie, l'm going to the residence.
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-l've got some paperwork.
-Don't stay too late.
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-How'd you do?
-84 bucks.
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-Most of that's mine.
-What's that?
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Mr. President, l'm sorry,
the building's not secure.
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Would everyone stay in the room?
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-This happens way too often.
-lt's pledge week at the fraternities.
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-Clear the windows.
-The whole room is windows.
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-Josh.
-l'm cooperating.
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This will be under control soon, sir.
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What body of water in South America
is formed by--?
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Excuse me, Wink Martindale.
ls this really the time?
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Not up on your South American
maritime geography?
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-Clear.
-Saved by the bell.
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This didn't used to happen
at my old job.
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-Cathy, l need Article 1 , Section 2.
-Of what?
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-The Constitution.
-l should have that at my desk?
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Does anybody have a copy
of the Constitution?
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-This is discouraging.
-Bonnie, get Toby a copy.
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-ls it still in print?
-For crying out loud! Try Amazon.com.
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Or bust into the glass display
case at the National Archives!
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You shouldn't yell.
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''ls it still in print?''
my staff wants to know.
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-l'm here to see Sam.
-Go ahead.
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lt's not a big deal.
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-What do l care?
-Absolutely no reason that you should.
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The president will veto any bill
prohibiting. . .
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. . .sampling data as a component
of the 2000 census.
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Just a preview of what
you'll get with Toby.
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Yeah, l'll see you then.
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-That was great, what you said.
-What'd l say?
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-Well, the way you said it.
-The census must be taken seriously.
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-Tell me about it.
-lt's not glamorous, but, you know?
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You need something?
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-Did you get a haircut?
-No.
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-You look good today.
-Thank you. You too.
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-New suit?
-No.
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You look good.
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-What you need, C.J.?
-A tutor.
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A tutor? What for?
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The commerce bill for the census.
There are parts l don't understand.
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-Which parts?
-All of it.
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-All of it?
-Yes.
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-You don't understand?
-Certain nuances.
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-Like what?
-The census.
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l hear you talk about the census
all the time.
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-Yeah.
-l don't understand, how can you--?
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-l fake it.
-You fake it?
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l've played it fast and loose,
but reading the briefing book. . .
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. . .l have to say, the census is starting
to sound like it's important.
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l realize if l'm gonna talk about it
l should understand what l'm saying.
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-When?
-When what?
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-When did you realize this?
-About an hour ago.
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Let's forget that you're late to the
party and be glad that you did come.
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-That's what l say.
-We'll start at lunch.
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-You faked it?
-Yes.
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-The president--
-l shouldn't have.
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-You think?
-See you later.
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-l have a question.
-About what?
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-Budget surplus.
-Okay.
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lt's a $30 billion surplus.
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-32 billion.
-Whatever.
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-You know what they say.
-What?
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A billion here, billion there,
it adds up.
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-Nifty saying, Josh.
-l didn't coin it.
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This is the first time
in three decades.
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Republicans want to use it
for tax relief.
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They want to give back the money.
Why don't we?
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-We're Democrats.
-lt's not the government's money.
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-lt's in our account.
-We took more than we needed.
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-l want mine.
-Sorry.
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-We're not done with this.
-l know.
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$ 1 2 million for an Appalachian
Transportation lnstitute.
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$ 1 .5 million to study parking
facilities at commercial truck stops.
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$3 million to produce a documentary
on highway infrastructure.
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These are just some of today's
additions to the appropriations bill.
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$2 million for a volcano monitor
in Alaska to warn airplanes about ash.
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The FAA doesn't know what that is.
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$550,000 for New York to restore
the home of Susan B. Anthony.
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The tile in my shower
could use re-grouting.
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Remind me what's in this for us.
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Federal funding for 1 00,000
new public school teachers.
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-Thank you.
-How's this working?
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We meet Gladman and Skinner,
two of the three swing votes.
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ln terms of the census?
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Yes. They drop the sampling
prohibition, appropriations passes.
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-Who's the third?
-The third?
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You said 3 swing votes.
Gladman, Skinner--
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-Janice Willis' husband.
-Right.
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-He'll do what we say.
-We're fine.
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You sure?
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lt's a 3-day weekend,
congressmen want to go home.
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-That will do it?
-l know it will.
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-What time is the meeting?
-1 1 :00.
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Just don't do anything to screw up
or in any way embarrass me.
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-Leo, Knute Rockne. l get 'em mixed up.
-Go.
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lf they hop the fence they go to jail.
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What they do once we get to them
determines for how long.
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-What tripped the alarm?
-The alarms are in the ground.
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Here, here and here.
She tripped it here.
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-She?
-Yes, sir.
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lt wasn't a fraternity?
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lt was a mentally unbalanced
woman in her 40s.
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Trying to kill me isn't evidence
of being mentally unbalanced.
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She stated that you weren't the target.
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-l wasn't?
-No, sir.
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-Who was?
-Your daughter.
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-Zoey?
-Yes, sir.
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Leo.
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-Good morning.
-You know Ron.
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-lt was a woman.
-Yes.
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-We're still in review.
-l'll get a report.
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lf l may be excused,
l could make a call. . . .
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-Of course, help yourself.
-Thank you.
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-She was after Zoey?
-There were 8 security checks. . .
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. . .between the woman
and Zoey's room.
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There's no need for Zoey
to know, right?
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-What do you need?
-This may be the wrong time. . .
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. . .but l wanted to talk--
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Last night you mentioned
l should say hello to Jenny--
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-Hang on. Ron?
-Our security worked. . .
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. . .exactly the way it's supposed to.
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-l guess that's something.
-You'll send a report?
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ln two hours.
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-You were saying?
-lt can wait.
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-You sure?
-Yeah. Goodbye, Ron.
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-See you in an hour.
-All right.
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l guess we're done too.
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-l wouldn't lose sleep over it, sir.
-No, no.
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-Good seeing you, Mr. President.
-You too.
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-Ron.
-Yes, sir.
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-Did she have a gun?
-Yes, sir.
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Okay. Thank you.
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-Josh, good to see you.
-Congressman.
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Mandy, l should have brought
my sword and shield.
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Champagne and flowers would do.
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-Have you met Joe Willis?
-No.
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-My wife was Janice Willis.
-l know.
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She passed away.
l've taken her seat in Congress.
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We're sorry for your loss.
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The White House sent flowers.
The president wrote a note.
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Could you give him my thanks?
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-Sure, congressman.
-l'm not a congressman.
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l teach eighth-grade social studies.
This is only temporary--
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Good morning. Everyone got food?
Got bagels? Good.
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Christopher, Anthony, would you
mind putting my copy. . .
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. . .of the appropriations bill on the
table, please?
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Thank you, Christopher.
Thank you, Anthony.
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And thank you, Cathy.
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Congressman Skinner, welcome.
Congressman Gladman, good to see you.
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Congressman Willis,
l was a fan of your wife.
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Thank you.
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This represents the latest draft
of the House Appropriations Bill.
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lt is 7000 pages long
and weighs over 55 pounds.
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lt includes $ 1 .2 million for
a lettuce geneticist in California. . .
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. . .and $ 1 .7 million for manure handling
in Mississippi.
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That's what happens.
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Eight states will divide $5 million
to research the uses of wood.
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-We saw that one.
-l'm thinking of uses for it now.
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Let's talk about the census.
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The White House just wanted to
say that you're criminals and despots.
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-Thank you.
-No problem.
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That won't stop the president
from signing.
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No, it won't. What will
stop him from signing. . .
238
00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:05,925
. . .is the amendment you
offer on the census.
239
00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:08,772
You three represent the swing vote.
240
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:12,488
Drop the amendment,
the appropriations bill passes.
241
00:14:12,693 --> 00:14:16,572
lnsist on prohibiting sampling,
and count on a long fight. . .
242
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,968
. . .followed by a veto.
243
00:14:19,173 --> 00:14:25,362
l have no conscience when it comes to
exploiting the fact that you have. . .
244
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:28,929
. . .nonrefundable airline tickets
for the weekend.
245
00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:31,442
-With that in mind--
-Excuse me.
246
00:14:32,093 --> 00:14:34,527
-Yes, sir.
-l'm not leaving town.
247
00:14:35,813 --> 00:14:38,452
-l'm sorry?
-l'm not leaving this weekend.
248
00:14:38,653 --> 00:14:41,531
l'm staying to see
some of Janice's friends.
249
00:14:41,733 --> 00:14:47,968
There's no need to rush on my account.
Take as much time as you like.
250
00:14:52,853 --> 00:14:56,209
Good. Then, let's talk.
251
00:14:59,253 --> 00:15:00,891
-You'll go slowly?
-Yes.
252
00:15:01,093 --> 00:15:05,564
-Pretend that l'm dumb.
-Let me conjure that image--
253
00:15:05,773 --> 00:15:09,971
-l'm coming to you exposed.
-l'm coming to your office.
254
00:15:10,173 --> 00:15:15,327
l meant symbolically. l'm saying,
''l don't know this, will you teach me?''
255
00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:21,051
-lt's hard to admit that.
-What exactly do you want me to do?
256
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:25,166
l'm admitting to you that
there are things l do not know.
257
00:15:25,373 --> 00:15:30,208
l don't think anybody would have
any trouble imagining that.
258
00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:31,971
Explain it to me.
259
00:15:32,213 --> 00:15:35,603
-Every 1 0 years we count everybody.
-Why?
260
00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:41,325
Representation at the various levels
of government is based on population.
261
00:15:41,533 --> 00:15:45,811
To find out how many congressmen
a state gets, we count the people.
262
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:50,006
lf the book had been
that clear l would've understood.
263
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,084
-We're not done yet.
-Okay.
264
00:15:52,293 --> 00:15:56,491
The decennial census is done
by a door-to-door head count.
265
00:15:56,693 --> 00:15:59,412
Some 950,000 professionals are hired.
266
00:15:59,613 --> 00:16:03,128
The process costs
approximately $6.9 billion.
267
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:05,085
lt's also very inaccurate.
268
00:16:05,293 --> 00:16:08,649
lt tends to be disadvantageous
to inner-city. . .
269
00:16:08,853 --> 00:16:12,846
. . .and recent immigrant populations
and to the homeless.
270
00:16:13,053 --> 00:16:15,248
l want you to know that in this--
271
00:16:15,453 --> 00:16:17,921
-Your time of vulnerability?
-Yes.
272
00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:21,682
-l appreciate it.
-We're not done yet.
273
00:16:25,893 --> 00:16:28,612
-Hey, baby.
-Hi, Daddy.
274
00:16:30,173 --> 00:16:33,722
-Can you stay long?
-No, l brought you stuff from home.
275
00:16:33,933 --> 00:16:38,051
-You didn't have to.
-l wanted you to have stuff you like.
276
00:16:38,253 --> 00:16:40,813
-l'm fine.
-You're okay at the hotel?
277
00:16:41,013 --> 00:16:43,004
l wanted Mom to have the house.
278
00:16:43,213 --> 00:16:46,011
But you're gonna look
for a place, right?
279
00:16:46,253 --> 00:16:49,802
Mallory, this thing with
your mother and me will blow over.
280
00:16:50,013 --> 00:16:54,768
No, it won't, Dad.
You understand that, right?
281
00:16:57,053 --> 00:17:00,648
This is not amortized,
it's a one-time experiment.
282
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,846
This is a partisan issue.
The Democrats want the House.
283
00:17:05,053 --> 00:17:09,444
-l'm not going to deny that.
-lt's like you lost the battle--
284
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:13,885
-Did he say what it was about?
-Why shouldn't l get my money back?
285
00:17:14,093 --> 00:17:16,368
-You won't spend it right.
-What?
286
00:17:16,573 --> 00:17:20,009
l wanna combine your money
with everybody else's. . .
287
00:17:20,253 --> 00:17:24,531
. . .and pay down the debt
and further endow social security.
288
00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:28,009
-What will you do with it?
-Buy a DVD player.
289
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:33,446
But my $ 700 helps employ people who
produce and sell DVDs and DVD players.
290
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:39,410
-Natural evolution of a market economy.
-But the DVD player is made in Japan.
291
00:17:39,613 --> 00:17:42,252
-l'll buy American.
-We don't trust you.
292
00:17:42,453 --> 00:17:45,411
-l want my money.
-Shouldn't have voted for us.
293
00:17:45,613 --> 00:17:46,648
-Charlie.
-Hey.
294
00:17:46,853 --> 00:17:51,369
-l got a message he needed to see me.
-Yeah, go on in.
295
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:52,762
Yes.
296
00:17:53,853 --> 00:17:55,172
Yes.
297
00:17:56,253 --> 00:17:58,164
Yes, of course.
298
00:18:02,293 --> 00:18:04,602
l'm on with the postmaster general.
299
00:18:04,813 --> 00:18:07,122
-What's it about?
-l don't know.
300
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:09,210
-Do me a favor.
-Of course.
301
00:18:09,453 --> 00:18:11,409
Take Charlie out for a beer.
302
00:18:11,613 --> 00:18:14,411
-Take him out for a beer?
-He has no life.
303
00:18:14,613 --> 00:18:19,368
Take him out, come back, then
we'll watch the vote in Leo's office.
304
00:18:19,613 --> 00:18:21,888
-Sure.
-l'll give you some cash.
305
00:18:22,093 --> 00:18:24,049
-No, sir--
-Don't be silly.
306
00:18:24,253 --> 00:18:26,005
-l have money.
-Sure?
307
00:18:26,213 --> 00:18:27,965
l don't have any cash on me.
308
00:18:28,213 --> 00:18:30,329
-lt's fine.
-l don't carry cash.
309
00:18:30,533 --> 00:18:33,491
-l don't carry keys either.
-You don't need to.
310
00:18:33,693 --> 00:18:36,412
-How's it going in there?
-We'll see.
311
00:18:36,613 --> 00:18:39,571
-l appreciate it.
-Yes, sir.
312
00:18:43,213 --> 00:18:46,125
-Charlie. You got plans tonight?
-No.
313
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:49,370
-What about your sister?
-She's at a friend's. Why?
314
00:18:49,573 --> 00:18:54,089
Let's get a beer. We'll go to a bar,
speak as men do.
315
00:18:54,293 --> 00:18:56,124
-We will?
-Yeah.
316
00:18:56,333 --> 00:19:00,770
-What kind of bar is this, Josh?
-No, no, it's fine.
317
00:19:01,013 --> 00:19:02,605
-Okay.
-Great.
318
00:19:02,813 --> 00:19:05,850
Aren't you too old
to be leering at coeds?
319
00:19:06,053 --> 00:19:08,613
l'm a Fulbright scholar, l don't leer.
320
00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:11,611
-There will be grad students.
-Well, good.
321
00:19:11,813 --> 00:19:13,769
-So l'll come get you.
-Okay.
322
00:19:13,973 --> 00:19:15,008
Josh.
323
00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:17,164
-Hey.
-Take us with you.
324
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,523
-Where?
-Out tonight, with Charlie.
325
00:19:19,733 --> 00:19:21,963
-How do you know about it?
-My Dad.
326
00:19:22,173 --> 00:19:25,483
-He said to take us.
-He's like a camp counselor.
327
00:19:25,693 --> 00:19:27,365
-Take us with you.
-No.
328
00:19:27,613 --> 00:19:29,365
-Why?
-This is among men.
329
00:19:29,573 --> 00:19:31,643
You can flirt with coeds.
330
00:19:31,853 --> 00:19:37,007
-There's gonna be grad students there.
-lt sounded like an order, Josh.
331
00:19:37,213 --> 00:19:38,931
-Fine.
-Bring Sam Seaborn.
332
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:43,012
Sam's got enough going on
without you making a booty call.
333
00:19:43,213 --> 00:19:48,003
We had a conversation that got
interrupted, l'd like to finish it.
334
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:51,051
-Whatever.
-This is gonna be fun.
335
00:19:51,253 --> 00:19:56,247
President's daughter, chief of staff's
daughter, Georgetown bar and Sam.
336
00:19:56,493 --> 00:19:58,211
What could possibly go wrong?
337
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:06,004
-What's wrong with a head count?
-They're inaccurate.
338
00:20:06,213 --> 00:20:08,408
-Why?
-How do you count the homeless?
339
00:20:08,613 --> 00:20:11,127
A lot of people don't speak English.
340
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:17,203
Lots of people don't wanna answer
questions when you knock on their door.
341
00:20:17,413 --> 00:20:21,008
Sampling is a more effective way
to get a good census.
342
00:20:21,213 --> 00:20:22,885
What's the legal argument?
343
00:20:23,093 --> 00:20:26,768
The argument is, it's unconstitutional,
against the law.
344
00:20:27,013 --> 00:20:32,610
lf it's really against the law,
why pass legislation saying so?
345
00:20:32,813 --> 00:20:37,170
-lsn't it good to understand?
-And l don't have to be patronizing.
346
00:20:37,413 --> 00:20:39,722
-What about, ''You look good''?
-Over it.
347
00:20:39,933 --> 00:20:43,812
Sam. Taking Charlie for a beer.
Zoey and Mallory too.
348
00:20:44,053 --> 00:20:45,725
-Sounds good.
-l like beer.
349
00:20:45,933 --> 00:20:48,242
lf you wanna come,
l guess it's okay.
350
00:20:48,453 --> 00:20:52,890
-Josh, you've swept me off my feet.
-Whatever. l'll see you later.
351
00:20:53,093 --> 00:20:57,530
ln the last census, 8 million people,
mostly black, weren't counted.
352
00:20:57,733 --> 00:21:01,408
Four million, mostly white,
were counted twice.
353
00:21:01,613 --> 00:21:04,730
Sampling will give
a more realistic count. . .
354
00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:09,131
. . .for 4 billion dollars less
than a door-to-door head count.
355
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:13,326
Sampling costs 2.7 billion.
An inaccurate head count, 6.9.
356
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:17,321
Even the Census Bureau,
a bipartisan commission, says:
357
00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:19,649
''Sampling is better. ''
358
00:21:19,853 --> 00:21:24,643
We've heard these arguments,
but we have a constitution.
359
00:21:24,853 --> 00:21:26,206
We know.
360
00:21:26,413 --> 00:21:28,927
-The Constitution's clear on this.
-No.
361
00:21:29,133 --> 00:21:31,567
Until the court rules that sampling--
362
00:21:31,773 --> 00:21:36,051
-The article is arcane.
-Toby, the article is not arcane.
363
00:21:36,653 --> 00:21:38,006
Let's look at it.
364
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:41,808
-No, we don't have time--
-Let's take a look at it!
365
00:21:42,013 --> 00:21:45,449
-No one's a constitutional scholar--
-lt won't take long.
366
00:21:45,653 --> 00:21:48,213
-We've unearthed a copy.
-Come on--
367
00:21:48,453 --> 00:21:52,082
-Would you read Article 1 , Section 2?
-This is silly.
368
00:21:52,293 --> 00:21:55,569
lt is the owner's manual,
we should read it.
369
00:21:55,813 --> 00:22:01,046
''Representatives and direct taxes shall
be apportioned among. . .
370
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:04,768
. . .the states of this union,
according to their numbers. . .
371
00:22:04,973 --> 00:22:09,728
. . .which is determined by adding
the whole number of persons. ''
372
00:22:10,773 --> 00:22:15,164
lt says, ''which shall be determined
by the whole number of persons. ''
373
00:22:15,413 --> 00:22:17,449
''The whole number of persons. ''
374
00:22:17,653 --> 00:22:22,966
Not what some statistician got off
of a computer. lt says so right there.
375
00:22:23,173 --> 00:22:26,688
-Actually, that's not what it says.
-What do you mean?
376
00:22:26,893 --> 00:22:30,647
Mandy left out a few words,
didn't she, Mr. Willis?
377
00:22:31,253 --> 00:22:32,527
Yes.
378
00:22:32,733 --> 00:22:37,602
Mr. Willis teaches eighth-grade social
studies. He knows the article.
379
00:22:37,813 --> 00:22:42,603
lt says, ''determined by adding
the whole number of free persons. . .
380
00:22:42,813 --> 00:22:45,805
. . .and three-fifths of all other persons. ''
381
00:22:46,013 --> 00:22:50,052
-They meant you, Mr. Willis, right?
-Yes.
382
00:22:50,253 --> 00:22:53,325
You want to enact a law
limiting the ability. . .
383
00:22:53,533 --> 00:22:58,084
. . .of those people who need to be
counted most, to be counted at all.
384
00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:03,970
Their only refuge is the argument that
Article 1 , Section 2 is not arcane.
385
00:23:07,813 --> 00:23:12,489
l can report to the chairman
of my committee, but l don't think he. . .
386
00:23:12,693 --> 00:23:17,403
. . .nor the leadership, is going
to allow us to change our vote.
387
00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:21,128
You are talking about tying up
an appropriations--
388
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:25,212
We don't need you to tell us.
And waiting till the final hour--
389
00:23:25,413 --> 00:23:28,610
This is the fourth time
we've arranged this--
390
00:23:28,813 --> 00:23:30,963
l will.
391
00:23:31,733 --> 00:23:34,293
-What, sir?
-l think we should drop it.
392
00:23:34,493 --> 00:23:36,882
-Joe--
-That's my choice, right?
393
00:23:37,093 --> 00:23:39,163
The chairman recommends--
394
00:23:39,373 --> 00:23:44,493
l saw what he recommended,
but it's still my choice, right?
395
00:23:44,693 --> 00:23:49,244
-Absolutely, sir, it is your choice.
-Well, then l change my mind.
396
00:23:49,453 --> 00:23:55,847
We should drop the census amendment.
Let the appropriation bill pass, as is.
397
00:23:56,053 --> 00:24:00,092
Until the court rules on
whether sampling is constitutional.
398
00:24:00,293 --> 00:24:01,931
Well, then. . . .
399
00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:03,887
Excellent.
400
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:10,165
-You snuck one in the back door, Toby.
-l go through whatever door is open.
401
00:24:10,813 --> 00:24:13,885
-We're going to have to revisit this.
-Yes.
402
00:24:14,093 --> 00:24:19,451
-Do you need help finding the way out?
-No, thank you. l think l can manage.
403
00:24:21,013 --> 00:24:23,402
Thank you, gentlemen.
404
00:24:23,613 --> 00:24:25,205
Thank you.
405
00:24:25,413 --> 00:24:26,971
Go tell Leo.
406
00:24:31,973 --> 00:24:35,249
-Mr. Willis.
-You can call me Joe.
407
00:24:35,453 --> 00:24:38,365
lf you don't mind,
what changed your mind?
408
00:24:38,733 --> 00:24:42,328
-What do you mean?
-Well, l know it wasn't expediency.
409
00:24:42,533 --> 00:24:46,208
-l wonder what changed your mind.
-You did.
410
00:24:46,413 --> 00:24:50,770
-l thought you made a strong argument.
-Thank you.
411
00:24:52,933 --> 00:24:55,891
l smile because here,
the merits of an argument. . .
412
00:24:56,093 --> 00:24:59,051
. . .generally take a back seat
to political tactics.
413
00:24:59,253 --> 00:25:01,289
l would imagine.
414
00:25:01,813 --> 00:25:05,772
-lt worked on me.
-l was taking advantage of you.
415
00:25:06,133 --> 00:25:09,170
-l know.
-l didn't mention some things.
416
00:25:09,413 --> 00:25:11,131
First, it is partisan.
417
00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:13,801
Second, l'm not wild
about the precedent.
418
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,082
You mean--
419
00:25:15,293 --> 00:25:17,124
What's to stop us from saying:
420
00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:20,962
''We don't need elections,
we'll just use polling data.
421
00:25:21,173 --> 00:25:25,086
A sampling of people will decide
who runs the country''?
422
00:25:25,293 --> 00:25:27,932
-l thought about that.
-And?
423
00:25:28,533 --> 00:25:30,569
lt's okay by me. . .
424
00:25:30,773 --> 00:25:36,370
. . .as long as it's not the same people
who decide what's on television.
425
00:25:37,933 --> 00:25:42,688
Toby, l'm not nearly
as smart as my wife was.
426
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:47,008
l went to night school
because l went to work pretty young.
427
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:51,923
l tried to understand the things
Janice brought home from the office. . .
428
00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:54,601
. . .but l wasn't in her league.
429
00:25:54,813 --> 00:25:58,772
l never understood what she wanted
with a dummy like me.
430
00:25:59,573 --> 00:26:04,044
l think the problems we're going
to face in the new century. . .
431
00:26:04,253 --> 00:26:07,962
. . .are far beyond the wisdom
of Solomon, let alone me.
432
00:26:09,053 --> 00:26:12,682
But l think the right place to start
is to say:
433
00:26:12,893 --> 00:26:17,444
''Fair is fair. This is who we are.
434
00:26:18,173 --> 00:26:20,368
These are our numbers. ''
435
00:26:22,133 --> 00:26:25,011
l'm sorry l never got
to know your wife.
436
00:26:25,253 --> 00:26:28,723
-She would have liked you.
-Thank you.
437
00:26:30,733 --> 00:26:32,769
l've got a roll call.
438
00:26:32,973 --> 00:26:36,568
Nothing to it. They call your name,
you vote yea.
439
00:26:37,133 --> 00:26:41,809
Well, this is my first,
and likely my only, vote. . .
440
00:26:42,053 --> 00:26:44,931
. . .in the House of Representatives.
441
00:26:45,133 --> 00:26:48,045
-Good luck, congressman.
-Thank you.
442
00:26:57,533 --> 00:27:00,764
-You wanted to read these with dinner.
-Thanks.
443
00:27:00,973 --> 00:27:03,168
-And the Tokyo Exchange?
-Sure.
444
00:27:03,373 --> 00:27:05,682
-The call from the secretary?
-Yes.
445
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:10,121
-You'll take it in the dining room?
-Wherever l am.
446
00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:13,405
-No need to adopt a tone.
-l'm not.
447
00:27:13,653 --> 00:27:16,565
-Anything else, sir?
-l want to go home.
448
00:27:16,813 --> 00:27:18,690
-There's that tone again.
-Sir?
449
00:27:18,893 --> 00:27:21,532
-Good night, sir.
-Good night.
450
00:27:21,733 --> 00:27:22,961
l heard it's done.
451
00:27:23,213 --> 00:27:27,331
The amendment stays in committee.
Appropriations will pass.
452
00:27:27,533 --> 00:27:32,084
-Good. l'm headed to the residence.
-l needed to speak to you.
453
00:27:33,493 --> 00:27:36,565
l should've told you earlier, but--
454
00:27:38,093 --> 00:27:40,891
l moved out of the house.
455
00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:45,405
-Jenny's asking me for a divorce.
-You're kidding me.
456
00:27:47,173 --> 00:27:48,925
-Leo, you're kidding.
-No.
457
00:27:50,093 --> 00:27:51,242
What happened?
458
00:27:52,173 --> 00:27:54,084
Nothing happened, Mr. President--
459
00:27:54,293 --> 00:27:58,172
Don't tell me nothing happened.
l know you, l know Jenny.
460
00:27:58,413 --> 00:28:02,929
-Married couples like you don't--
-lt's not like that.
461
00:28:04,293 --> 00:28:07,046
-l want to talk to Jenny.
-Feel free.
462
00:28:08,293 --> 00:28:11,888
-l don't understand. You were happy.
-Jenny wasn't happy.
463
00:28:12,093 --> 00:28:15,290
Because you weren't spending
enough time with her?
464
00:28:15,493 --> 00:28:18,565
-Yes, but that's not--
-Marriage needs attention.
465
00:28:18,773 --> 00:28:20,684
lt can't run on autopilot.
466
00:28:20,893 --> 00:28:24,886
lt's not your prom date we're
talking about, it's your family!
467
00:28:25,093 --> 00:28:28,244
l tried to squeeze in as much time
as l could. . .
468
00:28:28,453 --> 00:28:32,571
. . .between my wine-tasting club
and running your White House.
469
00:28:32,773 --> 00:28:35,492
You can't blame this on me.
470
00:28:35,693 --> 00:28:39,652
l'm not blaming you, sir.
l'm not blaming anyone for it.
471
00:28:39,933 --> 00:28:43,846
-lt just happened. Things happen.
-When did it happen?
472
00:28:44,813 --> 00:28:47,486
-Two weeks ago.
-You're just now telling me?
473
00:28:47,933 --> 00:28:53,212
l know how you feel about Jenny.
l thought you might feel responsible. . .
474
00:28:53,413 --> 00:28:59,204
. . .and you'd turn that guilt into
an inappropriate anger toward me.
475
00:28:59,413 --> 00:29:02,564
l can't imagine
what made me think all that.
476
00:29:03,493 --> 00:29:05,882
-Fix this.
-lt's not that simple.
477
00:29:06,093 --> 00:29:09,563
lt is that simple.
You're the man, fix it.
478
00:29:09,973 --> 00:29:12,567
-Mr. President--
-Fix it.
479
00:29:15,293 --> 00:29:18,569
-Good night, sir.
-Good night, Leo.
480
00:29:32,213 --> 00:29:34,568
So, your friend couldn't come?
481
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,367
By friend, of course, you mean. . . .
482
00:29:37,573 --> 00:29:39,723
-Your special friend.
-Does she--?
483
00:29:39,933 --> 00:29:41,889
-My special friend.
-What friend?
484
00:29:42,093 --> 00:29:46,291
-His friend that Zoey can't know about.
-The hooker.
485
00:29:48,773 --> 00:29:52,527
Not a hooker, she's a call girl.
How do you know about it?
486
00:29:52,733 --> 00:29:56,362
-Mallory told me.
-How does Mallory know about that?
487
00:29:56,573 --> 00:30:00,282
-l told her.
-You told our boss's daughter that?
488
00:30:00,493 --> 00:30:04,202
At the time, l thought
she was a schoolteacher.
489
00:30:04,413 --> 00:30:09,567
-So you were telling a stranger you--
-Accidentally slept with a call girl.
490
00:30:09,773 --> 00:30:12,810
-Mallory, does your father know?
-No.
491
00:30:13,653 --> 00:30:16,121
Zoey, does your father know?
492
00:30:16,853 --> 00:30:19,651
-Not yet.
-So this is gonna be a thing.
493
00:30:19,853 --> 00:30:24,768
Zoey and l have decided that it's time
we start collecting lOUs.
494
00:30:26,373 --> 00:30:28,762
-She didn't bring my grasshopper.
-No?
495
00:30:29,013 --> 00:30:32,847
-Maybe she felt stupid ordering it.
-lt's a perfectly--
496
00:30:33,053 --> 00:30:34,406
-l'll get it.
-l will.
497
00:30:34,653 --> 00:30:36,371
l wanna see them make it.
498
00:30:36,613 --> 00:30:38,604
-Could you hold these?
-What?
499
00:30:38,813 --> 00:30:40,531
Just stuff. My panic button.
500
00:30:40,733 --> 00:30:43,167
-Ruins the line of my outfit.
-Got it.
501
00:30:43,373 --> 00:30:45,011
-A grasshopper?
-Straight up.
502
00:30:45,213 --> 00:30:47,204
Make sure it's thick and green.
503
00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:51,608
-What's a panic button?
-You don't wanna know.
504
00:30:51,813 --> 00:30:54,407
The president is very protective.
505
00:30:56,213 --> 00:30:59,171
-Having a good time?
-Yeah, l appreciate it.
506
00:31:00,053 --> 00:31:04,012
-Seems like you're not.
-He's having a good time.
507
00:31:04,213 --> 00:31:06,602
Think they know l'm not in college?
508
00:31:06,813 --> 00:31:08,531
-Who?
-These people.
509
00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:11,964
-You're twice as smart.
-But l'm not in college.
510
00:31:12,213 --> 00:31:13,328
Relax.
511
00:31:13,533 --> 00:31:17,003
-You say that with a sense of urgency.
-l just want--
512
00:31:17,213 --> 00:31:19,568
-You relax.
-l'm not being urgent.
513
00:31:25,773 --> 00:31:27,923
-Hey.
-Hey.
514
00:31:28,973 --> 00:31:32,170
-What's your name?
-What?
515
00:31:33,253 --> 00:31:35,562
l said, what's your name?
516
00:31:36,173 --> 00:31:39,961
-You're kidding, right?
-He's just asking for your name.
517
00:31:40,973 --> 00:31:43,407
Wait. Why don't we guess your name?
518
00:31:43,613 --> 00:31:45,729
-All right?
-Sure.
519
00:31:45,933 --> 00:31:47,651
l bet we can guess it.
520
00:31:47,853 --> 00:31:53,166
There wasn't urgency in my voice.
l asked if he was having a good time.
521
00:31:53,373 --> 00:31:56,171
Maybe if you'd stop pestering him--
522
00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:58,364
Excuse me a second.
523
00:31:58,893 --> 00:32:01,123
-lt's Cassandra.
-Cassandra?
524
00:32:01,333 --> 00:32:03,324
We were gonna guess!
525
00:32:04,773 --> 00:32:07,287
-You okay, Zoey?
-You called her Zoey.
526
00:32:07,493 --> 00:32:08,846
Let's go.
527
00:32:10,973 --> 00:32:12,406
What's up, Sammy?
528
00:32:14,213 --> 00:32:18,001
Excuse me. We're trying
to buy a girl a drink, man.
529
00:32:18,213 --> 00:32:20,329
She's 1 9 years old, man.
530
00:32:20,533 --> 00:32:22,888
-Check out Superfly.
-Hey.
531
00:32:23,493 --> 00:32:26,007
-Let's go.
-Why don't you go, all right?
532
00:32:26,213 --> 00:32:29,046
You don't know who this is. Be cool.
533
00:32:29,253 --> 00:32:31,323
-Be cool?
-l'm just saying--
534
00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:35,651
-l know, you want me to be cool.
-Can l buy you a round?
535
00:32:35,853 --> 00:32:38,651
Like LL Cool J. Like lce T.
536
00:32:38,853 --> 00:32:41,003
lce Cube. lce Tray, man.
537
00:32:41,213 --> 00:32:43,568
Why must you mock a natural--?
538
00:32:43,773 --> 00:32:48,642
l'm not mocking it, Josh. l'm saying
maybe if you left him alone--
539
00:32:48,853 --> 00:32:51,367
-Josh?
-l don't know.
540
00:32:53,453 --> 00:32:55,409
Why don't you do some hip-hop?
541
00:32:55,653 --> 00:32:57,883
Dr. Huffy Puffy Dred, man--
542
00:32:58,093 --> 00:33:01,972
-Let us by, please?
-What are you doing with this girl?
543
00:33:02,173 --> 00:33:05,927
-You look to be Dr. Faggot.
-What the hell's going on?
544
00:33:06,133 --> 00:33:08,249
-Who are you?
-Kiss my ass. Zoey?
545
00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:10,489
-l'm fine.
-Kiss your what?
546
00:33:10,693 --> 00:33:12,206
-Charlie?
-lt's fine.
547
00:33:12,453 --> 00:33:13,806
You wanna go?
548
00:33:14,013 --> 00:33:16,607
-Right now.
-How's everybody doing?
549
00:33:16,813 --> 00:33:19,168
Oh, good, more fairy boys.
550
00:33:19,413 --> 00:33:22,530
-Excuse me?
-l said more fairy boys!
551
00:33:22,733 --> 00:33:24,530
This is too good to be true.
552
00:33:24,733 --> 00:33:27,805
l recognize him.
She looks familiar too.
553
00:33:28,013 --> 00:33:30,891
You don't realize
you're having a bad night.
554
00:33:31,093 --> 00:33:33,004
Really? Who's giving it to us?
555
00:33:33,613 --> 00:33:35,365
Federal agents!
556
00:33:35,613 --> 00:33:37,569
Right here.
557
00:33:42,173 --> 00:33:43,765
Shut up.
558
00:33:44,013 --> 00:33:45,969
l'll blow your head off.
559
00:33:46,173 --> 00:33:48,004
Everybody stand back.
560
00:33:48,613 --> 00:33:53,084
-l ain't done with you, Sammy.
-My name is Charlie Young, jackass.
561
00:33:53,293 --> 00:33:58,367
lf that's blow in your pocket,
you're spending spring break in prison.
562
00:34:03,773 --> 00:34:06,162
Now l'm having a good time.
563
00:34:07,893 --> 00:34:10,566
Well, my work here is done.
564
00:34:11,773 --> 00:34:14,765
-What happened?
-They told you what happened.
565
00:34:14,973 --> 00:34:18,329
-Did you do anything to provoke them?
-Like what?
566
00:34:18,533 --> 00:34:20,364
-Were you flirting?
-Dad.
567
00:34:20,573 --> 00:34:24,202
-You flirt with guys.
-Yes, Dad, l am 1 9 years old.
568
00:34:24,413 --> 00:34:26,324
l was not flirting.
569
00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:30,572
Even if l was, it wasn't
justification for their behavior.
570
00:34:30,773 --> 00:34:33,162
-What then?
-l went to get a drink.
571
00:34:33,413 --> 00:34:36,450
-Why were you drinking?
-lt was for C.J.
572
00:34:37,213 --> 00:34:39,408
-l'm gonna up your protection.
-No.
573
00:34:39,653 --> 00:34:42,963
-Starting tomorrow.
-l start college in a month.
574
00:34:43,173 --> 00:34:47,052
-Some friends will walk you to class.
-l don't want this.
575
00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:51,971
-l am entitled to this part of my life.
-You're getting it.
576
00:34:52,213 --> 00:34:54,647
-l'm entitled to a--
-Oh, please.
577
00:34:54,853 --> 00:34:57,686
-Don't ''Oh, please'' me.
-The Secret Service--
578
00:34:57,893 --> 00:35:02,125
-They should worry about you getting shot.
-They are worried.
579
00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:05,564
But not compared
to how terrified we are of you.
580
00:35:05,813 --> 00:35:09,362
You scare the Secret Service,
and you scare me.
581
00:35:09,573 --> 00:35:13,646
My getting killed
is not the nightmare scenario.
582
00:35:13,853 --> 00:35:16,845
The nightmare is you getting kidnapped.
583
00:35:17,053 --> 00:35:20,489
You go to a bar
and you go to the restroom. . .
584
00:35:20,693 --> 00:35:24,686
. . .somebody comes up from behind,
and whisks you out the door.
585
00:35:24,893 --> 00:35:27,361
You're so scared, you don't notice. . .
586
00:35:27,573 --> 00:35:32,283
. . .the two dead agents on the ground.
You're whisked away in a car.
587
00:35:32,493 --> 00:35:35,087
lt's a big party with lots of noise.
588
00:35:35,293 --> 00:35:39,002
lt's a half-hour before
someone says, ''Where's Zoey?''
589
00:35:39,213 --> 00:35:41,363
1 5 minutes later they call.
590
00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:45,361
lt's another hour before
they shut down the airports.
591
00:35:45,573 --> 00:35:47,211
And now we're off!
592
00:35:47,413 --> 00:35:50,211
You're tied to a chair in a shack
in Uganda.
593
00:35:50,413 --> 00:35:56,727
l'm told l have 72 hours to get lsrael
to free 460 terrorist prisoners.
594
00:35:56,933 --> 00:36:01,131
So, l'm pleading with Ben Yahbin,
who says, ''Sorry, Mr. President. . .
595
00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:04,962
. . .lsrael simply does not
negotiate with terrorists. ''
596
00:36:05,173 --> 00:36:07,607
Now we've got a new problem.
597
00:36:07,853 --> 00:36:10,413
This country no longer has a president.
598
00:36:10,613 --> 00:36:13,411
lt has a scared father
whose little girl. . .
599
00:36:13,613 --> 00:36:16,889
. . .is in a shack in Uganda
with a gun to her head!
600
00:36:17,093 --> 00:36:19,209
Do you get it?!
601
00:36:21,733 --> 00:36:23,246
Yes.
602
00:36:34,853 --> 00:36:37,970
l'm sorry l yelled. Forgive me.
603
00:36:38,933 --> 00:36:41,493
l want you to have freedom,
your youth. . .
604
00:36:41,693 --> 00:36:45,686
. . .and have everyday experiences
with girls your own age.
605
00:36:45,893 --> 00:36:48,566
But don't forget,
this is a privilege. . .
606
00:36:48,773 --> 00:36:52,083
. . .and an experience
to be cherished beyond measure.
607
00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:56,844
And proper protection and security,
though at times, it's a drag. . .
608
00:36:57,053 --> 00:36:59,965
. . .is never too high a price to pay.
609
00:37:00,853 --> 00:37:04,562
You're right. l'm sorry.
610
00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:08,965
lt's all right, sweetheart.
lt's all right.
611
00:37:10,173 --> 00:37:11,765
Good night.
612
00:37:12,013 --> 00:37:13,810
Good night, sweetheart.
613
00:37:14,053 --> 00:37:16,567
-l love you.
-l love you too.
614
00:37:30,573 --> 00:37:32,165
Don't get up.
615
00:37:34,813 --> 00:37:36,644
Good evening, Mr. President.
616
00:37:37,453 --> 00:37:38,852
Hi.
617
00:37:39,573 --> 00:37:44,693
Before, when l was being an idiot,
there was something l forgot to say.
618
00:37:44,973 --> 00:37:46,167
What?
619
00:37:47,893 --> 00:37:50,009
l'm sorry.
620
00:37:50,653 --> 00:37:52,211
Thank you.
621
00:37:53,733 --> 00:37:57,851
l'd like unanimous consent
to revise and extend my remarks.
622
00:37:58,053 --> 00:37:59,452
Without objection.
623
00:37:59,653 --> 00:38:02,486
l don't know what the hell
was wrong with me.
624
00:38:02,693 --> 00:38:04,763
Anything l can do to help. . . .
625
00:38:05,013 --> 00:38:06,765
Anything.
626
00:38:07,653 --> 00:38:09,291
Thanks.
627
00:38:16,413 --> 00:38:18,881
l could have taken
the two on the left.
628
00:38:19,093 --> 00:38:20,811
-They were mine.
-Which?
629
00:38:21,053 --> 00:38:23,613
-The guys on the left.
-As you face the bar?
630
00:38:23,813 --> 00:38:25,087
Yeah. No, no.
631
00:38:25,613 --> 00:38:27,808
Say you're me,
facing the bar--
632
00:38:28,013 --> 00:38:29,082
Sandwiches.
633
00:38:29,293 --> 00:38:31,807
Thanks. Defending virtue
is hungry work.
634
00:38:32,013 --> 00:38:33,571
l'll be at my desk.
635
00:38:34,053 --> 00:38:36,009
-Donna.
-Yes?
636
00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:37,441
How much was lunch?
637
00:38:37,653 --> 00:38:39,166
-$ 1 2.95.
-l gave you $20.
638
00:38:39,373 --> 00:38:42,490
Yes, as it turned out,
you gave me more money. . .
639
00:38:42,693 --> 00:38:45,810
. . .than l needed to buy what
you asked for.
640
00:38:46,053 --> 00:38:49,409
However, l can't trust you
to spend the change wisely.
641
00:38:49,613 --> 00:38:51,171
l've invested it for you.
642
00:38:51,413 --> 00:38:55,122
-Nice. A little parable.
-l want my money back.
643
00:38:55,853 --> 00:38:59,129
-So those are my guys.
-There's the one guy--
644
00:38:59,333 --> 00:39:00,891
Facing the other way.
645
00:39:01,093 --> 00:39:04,210
Neither one of you could have
taken two guys.
646
00:39:04,453 --> 00:39:06,967
-Josh.
-Yes, sir.
647
00:39:14,133 --> 00:39:17,569
What were you doing taking
my daughter out to a bar?
648
00:39:20,013 --> 00:39:22,925
-You told me to.
-l told you to take Charlie.
649
00:39:23,133 --> 00:39:27,126
When Zoey said she was going,
l assumed you'd go have malteds.
650
00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:28,846
-Malteds, sir?
-Yes.
651
00:39:29,053 --> 00:39:31,408
What is this, Our Town?
652
00:39:33,013 --> 00:39:36,767
Anyway, thank you for doing
whatever it was you did.
653
00:39:37,013 --> 00:39:38,924
l didn't do anything.
654
00:39:39,133 --> 00:39:42,011
For what it's worth,
Charlie didn't blink. . .
655
00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:45,364
. . .before he put his body
between danger and Zoey.
656
00:39:50,533 --> 00:39:51,966
Charlie.
657
00:39:52,533 --> 00:39:54,683
Sam, you come too, please.
658
00:39:58,373 --> 00:40:02,764
l once played the stage manager
in a production of Our Town.
659
00:40:07,293 --> 00:40:11,445
-Charlie, you a good poker player?
-No, sir.
660
00:40:11,653 --> 00:40:13,325
Excellent. Take a seat.
661
00:40:13,533 --> 00:40:15,922
-ls Josh being punished?
-No.
662
00:40:16,133 --> 00:40:19,364
-May l ask why not?
-Because l said so.
663
00:40:20,493 --> 00:40:22,324
-Good evening.
-Good evening.
664
00:40:22,533 --> 00:40:25,445
Good work, you two.
You bought us some time.
665
00:40:25,653 --> 00:40:28,884
l understand you all had
an interesting evening.
666
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,129
-So did l.
-What happened?
667
00:40:31,333 --> 00:40:33,722
-l met an unusual man.
-C.J., deal.
668
00:40:34,213 --> 00:40:38,764
He didn't come with a political agenda,
with his mind made up.
669
00:40:39,013 --> 00:40:41,971
He wanted to do what he thought
was best.
670
00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:44,482
Didn't mind saying, ''l don't know. ''
671
00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:48,527
l said ''l don't know'' to Sam.
l'm a better person for it.
672
00:40:48,733 --> 00:40:51,167
l know everything about the census.
673
00:40:51,373 --> 00:40:55,764
-You can ask me anything.
-How many people live in the U.S.?
674
00:41:01,013 --> 00:41:04,369
There is some material
we haven't covered yet.
675
00:41:06,693 --> 00:41:09,332
-Come on, Toby.
-l wanna watch this.
676
00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:14,323
-We won it 40 votes ago.
-l just wanna hear this one.
677
00:41:14,533 --> 00:41:17,809
Mr. Widen.Mr. Widen of Pennsylvania votes yea.
678
00:41:18,853 --> 00:41:23,369
Mr. Wilder.Mr. Wilder of South Carolina votes yea.
679
00:41:23,573 --> 00:41:27,612
Mr. Willis.Mr. Willis of Ohio votes yea.
680
00:41:27,813 --> 00:41:30,373
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00:42:15,253 --> 00:42:16,242
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