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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:03,998 - Good morning, everyone. 2 00:00:04,005 --> 00:00:07,065 Hey, who here likes cash, huh? 3 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:12,141 Oh, good, I'm glad you're excited, 4 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:14,206 because our computer system is down, 5 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:16,475 so today all we can take is cash. 6 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:18,018 - What? - Why are you waving 7 00:00:18,019 --> 00:00:20,749 - I thought it would make you excited. 8 00:00:20,755 --> 00:00:23,215 Like I was gonna give you the cash or something. 9 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:25,124 - Yeah. - Hey, where's Amy? 10 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:26,456 - Oh, she's been late a lot lately. 11 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:29,090 Last Thursday, last Monday. Thursday before that. 12 00:00:29,096 --> 00:00:31,226 - Oh, no. What if Emma was kidnapped? 13 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:32,499 - Yeah, what if she's getting kidnapped 14 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,530 every Monday and Thursday morning? 15 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:37,495 - It has nothing to do with Emma, okay? 16 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:40,435 It's a personal thing. End of conversation. 17 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:42,108 - Is it? - Beginning of conversation. 18 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:44,339 - "Personal thing"? - Oh, my God, is she sick? 19 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:46,245 - Zika, I bet. Everyone's getting Zika. 20 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:47,777 - You know what? It's probably drugs. 21 00:00:47,782 --> 00:00:49,049 You can tell from her teeth. 22 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:50,517 - It is not drugs! 23 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:52,518 It's just marriage counseling. 24 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:53,820 What? 25 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:56,089 - How is that worse than drugs? 26 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:57,457 - Is Amy gonna get divorced? 27 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:59,588 - Look, I shouldn't have said anything, okay? 28 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:01,828 Look, Adam hasn't even moved out. 29 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:03,529 He's just sleeping in the basement. 30 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:06,531 - How is that worse than divorce? 31 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:08,134 - Oh, my God. - That is so bad. 32 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:09,595 - She told me this in confidence. 33 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:13,239 So, you know, just clam up your face holes. 34 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,240 Here she is. Shut up. Just shut up, just shut up! 35 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:16,642 - Shut up! Shut up! - Be normal, be normal. 36 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:17,884 - Shut up! Shut up! - Be normal! 37 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:21,410 - Sorry I'm late. Traffic. 38 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,445 It's okay. 39 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:26,119 - Oh, man, traffic will slow things down. 40 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,450 - Oh, dude, especially in this town, you know? 41 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:30,115 With all the cars. - Traffic. 42 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:38,704 Sorry. 43 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,138 - Oh, okay. So everybody knows about my counseling. 44 00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:47,369 - Well, they do now! 45 00:01:56,117 --> 00:02:01,287 I just wanted to let you know I restocked all the toothpaste 46 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:04,657 that Myrtle decided looked "just fine" in electronics, so... 47 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:06,858 - And? 48 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:09,129 - And... what? 49 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:10,360 - Well, I know there's more. 50 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:11,898 - No, there's not. There's just... 51 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:14,467 There's just no shame in counseling. 52 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,398 Is all I'm saying. - And there it is. 53 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:18,903 - No. Mental health is important and it shouldn't be stigmatized. 54 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:20,906 I think it's ridiculous that... - Jonah, please stop. 55 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:23,908 I know you're trying to help me and I really appreciate it, 56 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:26,211 but I don't want to talk about it, okay? 57 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:29,582 I don't. I just want everybody to treat me normally. 58 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:30,683 Okay? 59 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,318 Oh, hey, Sandra, I... 60 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,187 - Shh. - Oh, God. 61 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:36,888 - It's okay. 62 00:02:36,891 --> 00:02:38,358 You are loved. 63 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:40,927 Mm-hmm. 64 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:43,558 - Hey, Adam, it's Carol at Cloud 9. 65 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:46,666 I got your number off of Amy's emergency contact form. 66 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:50,497 And I just wanted to see how you were you-ing. 67 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,907 "Youing"? How you were doing. 68 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:55,941 Why am I so nervous? 69 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:59,646 - You trusted me with a secret, and I betrayed you. 70 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:00,947 I'm a monster. 71 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,748 If you want, you can tell everyone 72 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:05,380 something embarrassing about me. 73 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:09,756 A tiny spider once crawled into the entrance of my... 74 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:14,294 - Okay, I just... I don't really 75 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:15,925 wanna talk about this anymore. 76 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:18,430 - Oh, Franklin and Bash, gabbin' away. 77 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:19,732 What you talking about? - Nothing. 78 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,401 - Spider story. - Amy! 79 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:23,236 - Listen. Buck up, buttercup. 80 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:25,197 I know exactly what you need. 81 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:26,666 Ladies' lunch. 82 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:29,742 Huh? You, me, whoever, not Glenn. 83 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:32,343 - Um... yeah, no. 84 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:34,246 I'm not really in the mood. 85 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:36,678 - Come on. We can gab and dish 86 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,551 and talk about our periods. 87 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,652 Your red zone usually starts around the 24th, right? 88 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:43,356 - Wha... is that something I'm supposed to know? 89 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:44,957 I am the worst friend. 90 00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:46,426 - Yeah, you are. 91 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:48,257 - Guys, it's not that big a deal. 92 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:49,596 It's just counseling. 93 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:51,397 They're gonna be fine. - Yeah, but if 94 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:53,228 the marriage goes pffft... 95 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:54,434 I call dibs on Amy. 96 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:56,695 - But you can't just call dibs on a human. 97 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:58,004 - Why, did you already call it? 98 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:01,435 I don't have any interest in... - He's already got 99 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:02,609 a girlfriend. - Oh. 100 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:04,677 - No, actually, Naomi and I broke up. 101 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:07,247 - Whoa! - Because of Amy? 102 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:09,816 - No, gross. Because she thought of me more as a brother. 103 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:12,277 - But you don't have dibs on Amy, then. 104 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:14,316 - No. - Cool. Dibs! Dibs infinity! 105 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:16,621 No takebacks. Mm! Yeah! 106 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,294 Durbs! 107 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:21,591 - I feel so bad for her. 108 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,595 - Oh, she is this close to a breakdown. 109 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,398 - I know. 110 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,800 I don't know what I would do without Jeff. 111 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:33,306 - I can't believe she's still pretending to be dating Jeff. 112 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:34,567 I'm dating Jeff, okay? 113 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:35,705 She's dating no one. 114 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,477 That's how the world works. 115 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:41,478 - Someone sounds jealous. 116 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:53,860 - I wish there were some customers here. 117 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:56,831 I can't believe I just said that. 118 00:04:58,531 --> 00:04:59,766 Ooh, nice assist! 119 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:01,797 - Hey, I played basketball when I was a kid 120 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:04,070 until my parents let me stop. 121 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,339 - Okay, well... - Oh, hey, check it out. 122 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:08,308 Moving target. - Oh, bring it on. 123 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:10,877 - Three points. - Okay. 124 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:12,778 - Hey, oh! - Oh, yeah! 125 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:14,510 In your face, Brett! 126 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:15,845 - Wait, I don't get it. 127 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,579 It's one of the slowest days we've ever had. 128 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:19,552 Why can't one of the warehouse guys load this? 129 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,053 - I don't know. Dina just told me to 130 00:05:21,055 --> 00:05:23,515 and when I asked her why, she said, "Shut up, Sandra." 131 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:24,891 - Shut up, Sandra! 132 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:26,526 - What are you... - Ladies' lunch. 133 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,427 - No. No! No! 134 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:31,329 I said no! 135 00:05:40,606 --> 00:05:42,036 - This is for your own good. 136 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,642 - Yeah, you didn't have to kidnap me, Dina. 137 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:45,044 - Kidnapping is what you do to children. 138 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:47,375 You're pushing 40. I abducted you. 139 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:50,016 All right, everybody. First on the agenda: 140 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:53,417 A couple of ground rules. No shop talk. 141 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:55,688 Also, no religion or politics. Too divisive. 142 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,519 Also, don't tell a story about someone 143 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:58,724 we don't all know. 144 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,686 It makes people feel excluded. 145 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,434 Other than that, sky's the limit. 146 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:11,137 - Have you guys heard the new Fetty Wap song? 147 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:13,038 - We're not talking about music! 148 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,440 Okay? That's just a bunch of sounds, 149 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:15,741 and I can hear that anywhere. 150 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:18,111 - Three, two, one! 151 00:06:18,112 --> 00:06:19,846 Muffin ball! 152 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:23,077 - Into the mop bucket! - Yes, that's a niner! 153 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,383 - He's looking to ten it. 154 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:25,675 Oh! - Ow! 155 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,146 - Oh! - You guys! 156 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:29,088 Are you literally insane? 157 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:30,519 - Sorry, Mateo. Could you throw us back 158 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:31,557 the muffin ball, though? 159 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,558 - I could. But I won't. 160 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,890 - Hey, yo, you know what? 161 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,856 We should get blockers. - I was just gonna say that. 162 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:39,525 - Hey, thanks, Mateo! 163 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:40,666 - I'm having a lot of fun with you. 164 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:42,627 - Don't ever say that to me again. 165 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:44,166 Just get the blockers. 166 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:47,140 - Can I start you ladies off with some drinks, or... 167 00:06:47,141 --> 00:06:48,741 - No, we don't drink. 168 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:49,909 Can you imagine? 169 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,810 Cut to: glug, glug, glug, glug. 170 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,549 Oh, uh, white wine. Two ice cubes. 171 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,818 - I'll take a Rusty Spaniard. 172 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:00,887 - I'm gonna have to see some ID. - Are you kidding? 173 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,688 Look at her face. She's, like, 2,000. 174 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:05,089 This is embarrassing. 175 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:09,529 I left my ID at the lawyer office. 176 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:11,160 - That's fine. What do you want? 177 00:07:11,165 --> 00:07:13,925 - I'll have four beers, please. 178 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:17,437 - How about we order our meals at the same time 179 00:07:17,438 --> 00:07:18,838 and then maybe you can just bring the check now. 180 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:19,906 That would be great. Thank you. 181 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:23,107 So what is fast? 182 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,478 - All right, Marcus, alley-oop me into the cooler, okay? 183 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:27,209 - Now, Brett, come back, come back, come back! 184 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,148 - Oh, no! - Damn it! 185 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:32,149 - That's your fault, Marcus. - Me? Get your head 186 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,220 in the game, man. - Mateo tattles me 187 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:36,521 that you're playing a game instead of working. 188 00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:37,690 - Seriously, dude? 189 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:38,921 - Yeah, you're misusing baked goods 190 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:40,856 and hurting people's cashmere, so... 191 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,528 - Come on, man. - I'm sorry, 192 00:07:42,529 --> 00:07:44,159 but this game is over, okay? 193 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:46,566 I'm throwing this away. 194 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:47,567 - Oh! 195 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:51,598 - Glenn, you just got a mannequin bumper. 196 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:52,635 - Is that good? 197 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,207 - Uhh! - Phew, I don't know. 198 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:55,968 Is the best you can do good? - Whoo. 199 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,676 - Come on, you had to play this before. 200 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,608 - No, I swear. I mean, I'm on 201 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,247 my church's Wiffle ball team. 202 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:03,148 Well, I get the emails. 203 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,618 I mean, I'd say you're a natural. 204 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:06,849 - I mean, that was incredible. - Mm-hmm. 205 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,254 - Yeah? - Glenn, they're obviously 206 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:10,515 manipulating you. - You're just jealous 207 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:13,259 because I got a manne-bump on my first try. 208 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,528 - Please! Anyone can hit that stupid mannequin. 209 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:17,229 - Really? - Prove it. 210 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,196 - Oh! - Ho! 211 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:23,001 - Nice, Mateo! - Oh, yeah! 212 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,237 - I did it. - Yeah. 213 00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:25,998 - Yeah, you did. - I'm an athlete. 214 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,606 - Hey! - I'm an athlete. 215 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,876 I did it! I'm Simone Biles! 216 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,777 I'm Simone Biles! - Who? 217 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:33,246 - Yes! Simone Biles! 218 00:08:33,247 --> 00:08:35,277 - The Olympic gymnast. - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 219 00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:38,918 - Ohh, thank you. - Okay, so... 220 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,519 why don't we go around the circle 221 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:42,989 and each name our favorite part of the penis? 222 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:45,620 I'll go first. The bottom. 223 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,256 So, Cheyenne, 224 00:08:48,262 --> 00:08:50,029 how are things with you and Bo? 225 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,198 - Great. You know, same old Bo. 226 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:55,199 Little dangerous, little mysterious, 227 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,202 little dyslexic. 228 00:08:57,204 --> 00:09:00,273 He recently lost his flip-flops so, you know... 229 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:02,909 ups and downs. 230 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:05,910 - And, um, Sandra, you're still with Jeff? 231 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:08,681 - Um, yeah. It's fine. 232 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,782 - It's fine? This is ladies' lunch, Sandra. 233 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:11,884 We need deets. 234 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:15,685 - Oh, okay. Um... 235 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,889 We spend hours on the phone, 236 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,926 just talking. 237 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:22,627 He loves my taste in music. 238 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:25,829 I spend the night at his hotel when he's in town. 239 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:27,732 We make love on silk sheets. 240 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:31,698 Oh, God, he's... gentle 241 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,965 and strong. 242 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,576 Sometimes he's dark. 243 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:39,077 He took me to the edge of his balcony once 244 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:42,679 and he asked, "Are you afraid?" 245 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:45,618 And I said, "Yes." 246 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,286 And he said, "Good. 247 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,587 That's how I feel with you." 248 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,726 And then we made love. 249 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:56,027 And then we ate dinner. - Mm... 250 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:59,859 - And it was fancy. 251 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:02,626 He thinks I'm prettier than my sister. 252 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:08,336 Yeah. 253 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,310 - So when you say the bottom, 254 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:14,280 you mean the base or, like, the underside? 255 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:17,681 - Um, I'd have to say, like, just the full underneath. 256 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:18,751 - Mm-hmm. 257 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,621 - Loose muffin! Loose muffin! 258 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,700 - Ooh! 259 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:43,636 Go, go, go, go, go! 260 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:44,644 - Yeah! 261 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:51,645 You got nothing, bro. Take a shot, I dare you. 262 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:53,786 - Take it easy, jeez. 263 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,787 - Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about it? 264 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,119 Call your girlfriend Amy? 265 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:59,024 - What? No. That's... why would I... 266 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:02,056 I'm the muffin man now, bitch! - That's... 267 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,362 - Hey, Adam. It's Carol. 268 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,164 I had a missed call from an unknown caller. 269 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,326 I thought maybe that was you. 270 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,166 Anyways, I'm at lunch with you know who. 271 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,906 Awkward! 272 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,367 - Okay, this is gonna sound so naughty, 273 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,036 but should we get another round of drinks? 274 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:20,345 We shouldn't, should we? 275 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,007 - Nope. We should really get going. 276 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,975 - You're not even trying to have fun. 277 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,818 And Myrtle's not done yet. 278 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,949 - Look, I really appreciate 279 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,354 this gesture, I do. 280 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,186 This was very nice of you, 281 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,191 but this is... terrible. 282 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,896 It's depressing and... And awkward. 283 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:39,457 We have nothing to talk about. 284 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,696 And I know this sounds weird, 285 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,969 but this food smells like bowling. 286 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:46,138 - Yeah, um... 287 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,839 Yeah, I'm sorry this wasn't perfect. 288 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,871 It's actually the first ladies' lunch I've ever thrown. 289 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,736 I don't have a lot of female friends, so, uh... 290 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,706 Yeah, let's just get going. This was stupid. 291 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,746 - No. We can stay. 292 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,186 - No, it's fine. Forget it, I'll just... 293 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,917 I'll pay the check. Ron? 294 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,056 - No, no, no. We can stay, Dina. 295 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,017 I want to stay. 296 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,464 Ron! Keep 'em comin'! 297 00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:13,999 - Whoo! - Bottoms up! 298 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,970 - Salute! 299 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,439 - Ugh! Okay, Cheyenne, 300 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,740 Marcus, Brett, Peter. Go. 301 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,979 - Okay. I would bang Marcus... 302 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,248 - Ugh! - Marry Brett... 303 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,779 and kill Bo's mom. 304 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:34,385 - No, Cheyenne, she's not an option. 305 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,047 That's not the game. - I don't care. 306 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,816 She sucks! 307 00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:40,459 Okay, um, okay. 308 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,360 Glenn, Garrett and Darren. 309 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,763 - Okay, obviously, I'd kill Glenn. 310 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,296 Um, probably just like slit his throat 311 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,831 or tear him limb from limb. 312 00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:51,766 Uh, then I'd marry Darren, 313 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:54,372 and I've already Garrett, so I guess him again. 314 00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,446 - No. No, no, no, really. I have. 315 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:04,377 Don't know why we're laughing, because I did. 316 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:10,389 On Black Friday after we all got sick. 317 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,990 I had to erase the security camera footage. 318 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,527 - Uh! - E-excuse me! 319 00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:22,034 Where are the paper towels? 320 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,935 - I'm sorry, I don't think we sell those here. 321 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:29,366 - I got it! I'm going for it! 322 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,936 I'm going for it! 323 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:33,412 - Not in my store! 324 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,413 - Oh! - Oh, my God! 325 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,481 Glenn. - Oh, my... 326 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,122 - Oh, my God. Are you okay? 327 00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:43,556 - I can see the whole store from up here. 328 00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:44,987 - Oh, no. 329 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,327 - He's gonna be fine. 330 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:52,396 - Excuse me. Can I... 331 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,399 - Excuse me, sir? 332 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,001 Sir, this lady here, she'd... - When you have a second. 333 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,142 - Sir? 334 00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,539 - Thanks for trying. 335 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,970 - You're welcome. 336 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:07,106 If you wanna sit here while you wait, you can. 337 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,513 - Okay. 338 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,446 I'll sit. 339 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,420 - So do you think you and Adam will stay together? 340 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,088 - Of course. - Mm-hmm. 341 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,319 - I think. I don't know. I mean... 342 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,855 Look, Adam and I have been together 343 00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,361 a really long time. 344 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,062 And I just wanna know that if we are together 345 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:28,325 it's because we want to be, and not because 346 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,125 we're afraid of change. 347 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,566 - Oh, you know, if worse comes to worse, 348 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,107 my cousin knows a divorce lawyer in Little Rock. 349 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,568 Three jet skis in that garage. 350 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,406 You'd be in good hands. 351 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:43,181 But I'm not good at change. I-I never change anything. 352 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:48,187 I've had the same haircut since I was in high school. 353 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,956 - Whoa! - And every now and then 354 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:54,087 I'm like, maybe I'll change my hair. 355 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:57,197 And then... I don't. 356 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,399 I should not be drinking this! 357 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,169 I am so out of control! 358 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:08,105 - Oh. You okay? 359 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,008 - No, I'm... I'm fine. 360 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:14,647 I just wanna relax here on the beach for a while. 361 00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:17,516 - And since Brett's knee is still injured 362 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,117 from his MMA fight, Jonah will be 363 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,120 taking his place in the final shootout. 364 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,986 His opponent will be decided by a simple... 365 00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,492 - I'll do it. - Okay. 366 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:30,029 I wasn't finished talking, but I guess this game 367 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,560 has made monsters out of all of us. 368 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,033 - All right, this is it. 369 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,200 Winner gets Amy. 370 00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,501 - You... what... you can't win a person 371 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,471 by throwing a taped up muffin at a bucket. 372 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:44,009 - Oh, yeah? Then what's this? 373 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,410 Boom! - Yes! 374 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:49,212 - USA! USA! - USA! USA! 375 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,175 - We all live here. 376 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,018 - When he confronted the witches, 377 00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:55,019 it really grounded him. 378 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,189 - Exactly. 379 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,690 Does your husband or boyfriend 380 00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:01,560 like "Vampire Diaries" as much as you do? 381 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:04,061 - Oh, I'm not seeing anyone. 382 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,432 - What about Jeff? 383 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:09,970 - Who's Jeff? - Her serious boyfriend. 384 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:16,271 - Oh, right. I do have a boyfriend. 385 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,750 Sorry. 'Scuse me. 386 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:26,146 - Hi. Carol. 387 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:30,289 - Oh! I'm gonna get another Long Island iced tea, beyotches! 388 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,190 - Whoo! - Whoo! 389 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,455 Diet Coke, please. 390 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:39,063 - It all comes down to this. 391 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:41,525 They call him the Comeback Kid. 392 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:45,537 But not a person in this place thinks he can make this shot. 393 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:49,068 He has absolutely no athletic ability whatsoever. 394 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:52,005 - Uh, okay. - Never, in the history of sport 395 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:55,112 has someone less qualified stepped up to the plate. 396 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,554 - Oh! 397 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:08,560 - Ooh! Team USA wins! - Yes! 398 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,596 I win Amy. - No. You don't win Amy! 399 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:13,557 Nobody wins Amy! You don't get Amy! 400 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:18,295 - Wait, dude. Are you playing for Amy? 401 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:19,772 - Uh... no, I... 402 00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,707 - Jonah, she's just in counseling. 403 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,338 It doesn't mean her marriage is over. 404 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:28,347 - I know that. That's... That's exactly my... 405 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,208 Marcus keeps... 406 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:45,325 - Everybody! - All: 407 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,341 - Nah! Yah! 408 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:58,642 - Oh, whoa! 409 00:17:58,645 --> 00:17:59,775 - I can't fall. 410 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,579 - Ow. - Funny. 411 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:09,549 Something looks different. 412 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,559 - What's up, Ames? 413 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,660 - Um...'sup? 414 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:19,798 - Hey, uh... keep me posted on things. 415 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,366 - What are you talking about? 416 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:26,367 Just... whatever. 417 00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,512 I'm around. 418 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:34,646 - Hmm. Did that make sense to you? 419 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,777 - No. 420 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,423 - Good. 421 00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:57,667 - Hello... hello, Glenn. Good mor... afternoon. 422 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,500 Good afternoon to you. 423 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:04,506 - How far would I have to drive to see a prairie? 424 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,678 - I'm on it. I'll find that out right now. 425 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,509 - Thank you. 426 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,275 - Just in a second. 427 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,517 - Are you okay? 428 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,378 - Uh, yeah. I'm okay. 429 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,846 'Cause I am a professional, so... 430 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,755 You want me to touch my nose with my finger? 431 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,687 Okay? You want me to do the alphabet backwards? 432 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:24,463 Sure. Z, Y... 433 00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,368 X. 434 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:32,899 - Is, uh... so you might hear 435 00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:35,366 something kinda funny. 436 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,635 It's real funny. 437 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,843 Um, to be clear, I don't think I can win you. 438 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:43,606 I mean... and I wouldn't want to, even if I could. 439 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,376 You know, people. We all win whoever, 440 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,846 together, sexually. 441 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:54,592 - I can't follow you because you talk so much. 442 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,428 - I'm sorry... - And... and also, 443 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,697 I'm a little bit drunk. 444 00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,928 - I'm sor... 445 00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,733 I'm a little bit drunk. 446 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:06,704 - Yes... you are so drunk. 447 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,566 - Yes. - Whoo. 448 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:11,805 - I'm so sorry. You were saying 449 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,441 something about... - I don't... what was I... 450 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,746 Who cares? - A sexual... 451 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,347 - Oh, oh, Amy. Whoa. That's... okay... 452 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,817 This is a workplace, okay? 453 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,948 We don't talk like that here. 454 00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:23,722 You should get on home with that kind of talk. 455 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:27,793 'Cause this... I don't know what this is, but it's wrong. 456 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,732 - Mmm, mmm, mmm. 457 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,533 - Okay, I think we're done. 458 00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:41,337 What do you think? 459 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:44,476 - Oh... yeah. 460 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,837 This really, um... 461 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,476 It's... it's subtle. 462 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,881 - Well, I didn't wanna change it up too much. 463 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,452 You know, baby steps, right? 464 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:56,753 Also, I don't really know what I'm doing yet. 465 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,416 Also, I'm drunk. 466 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,792 - Yeah, no, I... 467 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,761 I like it, I like it. 468 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,862 - What? Did I cut too much off? 469 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,625 Are you freaking out right now? 470 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:12,004 - No. No, no. I was just, um... 471 00:21:12,005 --> 00:21:14,365 I don't know. I was, like, 472 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:18,778 thinking something more, like, 33214

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