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Where's your Uncle Kelbo?
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Your father and I are
going to miss our train.
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Just go on your trip.
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What's the worst that
could happen
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if we're not chaperoned
for four minutes?
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Oh, I don't know. A magic
black hole could open up
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and suck the Sub Station
down into it.
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[scoffs] That doesn't
happen twice, Mother.
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But if it did,
you wouldn't be mad
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if I had an egg battle
when you're gone, right?
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OK, what I don't understand is how
you think leaving us with Uncle Kelbo
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is any better than
leaving us alone.
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Or with Max in charge.
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I'm in charge?
Egg battle on.
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- OK, OK.
- [phone beeps]
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Kelbo's on his way.
Let's get out of here.
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We are going to have
the most romantic
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vacation slash restaurant supply
convention ever!
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Yeah, nothing says romance like a
seminar on how to prevent mustard bottles
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from making that
farting sound.
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Well, look at that.
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Five seconds later,
we're all still alive.
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Now let me get back
to my chores.
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While you do nothing, as usual,
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I'll be getting things ready
for the shindig I'm hosting.
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"Shindig?"
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In a continuing effort to have
the full senior year experience,
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I'm going to dabble in a bit
of rebellion by hosting a mixer
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while Mom and Dad
are out of town.
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- A "mixer?"
- Uh-huh.
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Is that something less lame than
calling it a "boy/girl party?"
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As if you've ever been to one.
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Hey...
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...I've been to lots of
boy/girl parties.
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Oh, OK. Having Zeke over
and me and Harper walk through
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is not a boy/girl party.
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Hello?
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Excuse me, could you
give me a hand?
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- Shakira?
- Yeah.
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I'm on tour with the Harlem
Globetrotters and our tour bus broke down.
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And the only way to fix it is singing
a duet with a fan. Are you a fan?
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- Yeah, no, we're huge fans!
- Really?
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You came at a bad time, though, 'cause
I'm crazy busy with an egg battle.
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Well, I guess then
it's up to you
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because if I don't sing a duet,
I'm never gonna get that bus fixed.
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Random.
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[♪ Shakira: Gypsy]
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♪ Broke my heart
down the road ♪
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♪ Spent the weekend
sewing the pieces back on ♪
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♪ Crayons and dolls
pass me by ♪
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♪ Walking gets too boring ♪
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♪ When you learn how to fly ♪
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♪ Not the homecoming kind ♪
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♪ Take the top off ♪
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♪ And who knows
what you might find ♪
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♪ Won't confess all my sins ♪
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♪ You can bet I'll try it ♪
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♪ But you can't always win ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm a gypsy ♪
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♪ Are you coming with me? ♪
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Oh, gosh!
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- Uncle Kelbo?
- Uncle Kelbo!
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[Kelbo] Yes, it's me!
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The responsible adult
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while your parents are away
on their romantic vacation.
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Sister! Brother!
Let's dance!
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Well, that bus
ain't gonna fix itself.
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No, it ain't!
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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The best thing about being
International Pop Star Shakira
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is that I get to live the double
life of an international pop star
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and the weird, freaky,
weird life of myself.
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That's right, I said "weird"
twice, to emphasize "freaky."
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But won't Shakira be upset
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to find out you've been
impersonating her?
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You wanna hear a secret?
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[laughs]
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There is no Shakira!
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I made her up years ago!
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[laughs] Take that, world.
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Wow, wait...
So, Shakira's really you?
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- Mm-hm. - Do you know how many
boys have been kissing your poster?
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One of them's your brother.
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I do have a problem though
because I keep on
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transforming into Shakira
at the oddest times.
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Last week I was at Curved Lines,
the wizard gym for men,
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and, um, before I knew it,
I was Shakira,
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I had a lot of explaining to do
in the sauna that day.
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Let me guess,
you panicked and flashed out.
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- You really get me.
- Yeah.
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Look, if I get busted
I'm in big trouble.
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There's a strict law about using
magic for fame and fortune.
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It's one of the main
11 wizard rules.
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Hold on,
there are 11 wizard rules?
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My dad said there was just one:
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"What your mother doesn't know
won't hurt her."
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Alex, I so need your help.
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I mean, who does a rule breaker
turn to in a time of need?
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Another rule breaker.
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OK, I'm on it. All right.
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Now, first things first.
We cannot tell Justin.
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He'll just report you
to the Wizard Council.
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Second things second, don't tell me, 'cause
I'm probably gonna forget and tell Justin.
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OK, we won't tell you.
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Tell me what?
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You're good.
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Invites to my mixer.
Right here. Mixer.
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Huh? Huh? Huh? [groans]
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It's gonna be great, there'll be
people mingling and... and mixing,
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there'll be a sparkling
fruit beverage. [gasps]
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That's just fancy talk
for punch, Russo.
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Are there gonna be chicks?
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Are there gonna be chicks?
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My friend, it's not called
a "boy/girl party" for nothing.
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"Boy/girl party?"
What, are you nine?
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What I meant was "bubble party."
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MacGruder out.
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Hate to burst your bubble...
party.
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Boop, boop, boop, boop,
beep, beep, beep...
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boop, beep, boop, boop...
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Whoa. Is that Shakira?
MacGruder back in.
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- Shakira?
- No, no, no...
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Justin. It's not actually...
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Um... Shakira's bus broke down.
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- Shakira.
- Apparently he's only capable of saying...
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Shakira.
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- Shakira!
- See.
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I'll come to your party if
Shakira's going to be there.
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Good question. Shakira?
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I'd love to come to your party.
I love my fans.
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Especially those who
say my name over and over.
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- Shakira, Shakira, Shakira...
- No, no, no! No, um...
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No. Shakira cannot come to
your party. Right, Shakira?
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Oh, no, no. I'm coming.
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Yeah, Uncle Kelbo loves parties.
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Oh look, another random comment
from Max.
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Now I know what you
guys are always talking about.
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Shakira's coming to my mixer!
I've got to tell everyone.
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[Justin] Everybody,
Shakira's coming to my party!
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Well that was the worst
possible thing you could've done.
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Until we find out
what's causing this,
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you can't show up
at a party.
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You might pop back and forth
between Shakira and Kelbo
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in front of everyone.
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Like that!
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OK, I'm sorry,
I've spent a long time
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creating a reputation
for Shakira
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as someone
who cares about her fans,
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and I'm not gonna
let them down now.
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[Justin] She's gonna
teach me how to dance!
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OK. Let's see...
"uncontrollable transformations.
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See page 685."
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OK. "See page 532."
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OK. "Stop flipping and call
a doctor." What?
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I found something!
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- Wow! Wow!
- Great.
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The tallest mountain
in the wizard world
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contains the world's largest
dwarf mine.
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Great. We just solved
his problem.
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What? That's a wizard trivia
book. We didn't solve anything.
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We didn't?
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No. I still feel
kinda weird.
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My eyes are all watery and itchy
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and I still feel like gyrating
in form-fitting Lycra.
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All right, look. I think
we should just go to Justin.
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If he tells the Wizard Council,
so be it,
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I'll just have to face
my magical punishment.
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And what's that?
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Well, they remove your ability
to hold a wand
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by breaking
both of your hands.
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Well, what's magical
about that?
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A dragon does it.
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Oh, Uncle Kelbo, is this the transformation
spell you used to become Shakira?
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"When you're tired of the same
old story, turn some pages...
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Trash can."
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[Max] What are you guys
staring at?
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Max, you're a trash can.
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And you're a terrible
older sister.
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No, dude, you really turned
yourself into a rusty trash can.
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Ow!
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What? Oh, this is awesome!
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Every two minutes something gross
and exciting will be thrown in me.
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Hopefully rotten eggs
for my egg battle.
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Aw, man. It wore off already.
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Wait. Max. You didn't do
a spell to change back?
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Why would I?
I was living the dream.
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Why? Because Kelbo can't control
his transformations either.
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It says here that you can catch
a wizard sickness
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from a spell
that has been contaminated.
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Well, I have been feeling
kinda sick.
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In that weird wizard way, when you get
all gassy, but it's in your left calf.
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- Right? Ew.
- Wait...
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Itchy, watery eyes,
calf gas,
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uncontrollable transformation...
you're both sick.
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Max, you must have
been infected
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when you used the
transformation spell.
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[Max] Oh no, another infection?
This one better leave a scar.
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Guys! Guess what? OK...
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So, remember how nobody
was coming to my party, right?
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Well, now everybody's coming
to my party because of Shakira.
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It's gonna be one
for the history books.
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OK. Yeah, that's...
That's very funny
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but you better not do that when
the real Shakira's here.
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There is only one Shakira
and I'm her.
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But I can't control
when I turn into her.
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- [gasps]
- So...
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How's your day going?
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Justin, I thought I had
this wizard germ handled,
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but I don't, I need your help.
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Give me one good reason
why I shouldn't go
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straight to the Wizard Council
with this.
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Be... Because I'm family?
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Since when did you ever
start caring about family?
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Hey! Family is important.
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They're the people that have to
be nice to you, no matter what.
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Justin! Justin...
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If you turn Kelbo in, all you're
going to do is remind them
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that you're related
to him. And me.
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Keep talking.
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Look, if you help,
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when I'm 30 and Mom and Dad
kick me out of the house,
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I promise I will not
move in with you
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and your cute
but irritating wife.
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Good. Because Stephanie and I
both agree
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that it's high time you stopped bouncing
between our guest bedroom and jail.
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And yes, that's right,
her name will be Stephanie.
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Great. I'm gonna go
cancel the party.
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You get to work
finding a cure.
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OK.
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[snaps]
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All right. Attention please.
Attention.
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I have an announcement.
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Justin's stupid party
has been cancelled.
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- [students groaning]
- [girl] What?
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What about Shakira?
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Shakira... is gone.
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Because her bus got fixed
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and now her tour with the
Harlem Globetrotters can resume.
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So, anyone wanting
to see Shakira should just,
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well, wake up
and smell the roses.
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00:15:09,773 --> 00:15:11,574
She's an international
pop star.
242
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Why would she want to come to
a run-down sandwich shop
243
00:15:13,643 --> 00:15:15,211
on the verge of bankruptcy?
244
00:15:16,313 --> 00:15:18,080
Why should we trust you?
245
00:15:18,115 --> 00:15:20,015
She's always trying
to pull stuff on us.
246
00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:21,917
[students] Yeah!
247
00:15:21,952 --> 00:15:24,220
That is an excellent question.
248
00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:27,356
All right, now I know
I usually can't be trusted...
249
00:15:27,391 --> 00:15:29,792
[students chatter in agreement]
250
00:15:29,826 --> 00:15:35,598
...but, but... this time I'm not
putting one over on you.
251
00:15:35,632 --> 00:15:38,934
I'm putting one over on Justin
252
00:15:38,969 --> 00:15:41,904
by getting you
to not go to his party.
253
00:15:41,938 --> 00:15:45,141
- [all] Ah...
- [girl] That makes sense.
254
00:15:45,175 --> 00:15:47,209
So you're not
putting one over on us?
255
00:15:47,244 --> 00:15:49,678
Oh, of course not.
256
00:15:51,448 --> 00:15:54,617
OK then. You know, It feels good
to be on the inside.
257
00:15:54,651 --> 00:15:56,786
Yeah, no, you are
so on the inside.
258
00:15:56,820 --> 00:16:02,491
- Yeah. MacGruder in... side.
- [Alex] Yeah.
259
00:16:11,802 --> 00:16:15,438
OK, we need to get the germ
out of you guys,
260
00:16:15,472 --> 00:16:18,574
by drinking this smoothie made
of troll liver, dragon tongue,
261
00:16:18,608 --> 00:16:21,143
cinnamon and elf eye-boogers.
262
00:16:23,914 --> 00:16:26,649
[wincing] Oh! Eew!
263
00:16:26,683 --> 00:16:28,717
I hate cinnamon.
264
00:16:30,887 --> 00:16:32,555
You know how this is going
to turn out, don't you?
265
00:16:36,126 --> 00:16:38,494
Spit take!
266
00:16:38,528 --> 00:16:40,963
I hate it! I hate it!
I'm not drinking it.
267
00:16:42,599 --> 00:16:46,135
[Max] Hey Justin,
just dump mine in me.
268
00:16:46,169 --> 00:16:48,304
No, no, no, wait, wait!
269
00:16:48,338 --> 00:16:52,441
Drink it, then spit it in me.
Like a mommy bird.
270
00:17:05,889 --> 00:17:08,123
All right. Nobody make fun
of my big can.
271
00:17:09,759 --> 00:17:11,760
The smoothie
only worked halfway.
272
00:17:11,795 --> 00:17:14,063
Well, I don't think
I should drink any of that.
273
00:17:14,097 --> 00:17:18,567
You don't want to see
Shakira's head ruin this body.
274
00:17:21,805 --> 00:17:24,306
Sorry, people.
Party cancelled.
275
00:17:24,341 --> 00:17:27,009
No sense hanging around.
Move it along.
276
00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:29,645
- Wait. That's Shakira!
- [all] What?
277
00:17:29,679 --> 00:17:31,547
Nobody on this block
is that hot.
278
00:17:31,581 --> 00:17:33,315
Come on everybody!
Shakira's here!
279
00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:35,351
I'm gonna stare at her
'til I'm arrested!
280
00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:37,052
Wait, no!
281
00:17:37,087 --> 00:17:39,822
No. That's just one of those
crazy dancing balloons
282
00:17:39,856 --> 00:17:43,859
that gets you to come into the
restaurant and you... don't fall for it!
283
00:17:45,896 --> 00:17:46,896
[Alex] Wait.
284
00:17:48,131 --> 00:17:49,798
Alex, Uncle Kelbo's upstairs.
285
00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:51,667
You were supposed to
get rid of everyone.
286
00:17:51,701 --> 00:17:53,903
They saw Shakira and they're not
gonna leave until they see her.
287
00:17:53,937 --> 00:17:57,039
She's must be up there.
Shakira, come down,
288
00:17:57,073 --> 00:17:58,974
- or we're coming up!
- No!
289
00:18:00,977 --> 00:18:03,312
- What are we gonna do?
- OK, well...
290
00:18:03,346 --> 00:18:05,447
We have no choice. We gotta
give 'em what they want.
291
00:18:05,482 --> 00:18:08,417
OK, so we'll show them
Shakira and then they'll leave.
292
00:18:08,451 --> 00:18:11,720
OK, all right, people.
Calm down.
293
00:18:11,755 --> 00:18:14,623
Shakira's not gonna come down
unless you behave yourselves.
294
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:17,393
That's exactly right.
She's on a tight schedule.
295
00:18:17,427 --> 00:18:20,162
She's gonna make an appearance
and then she's gonna leave.
296
00:18:21,531 --> 00:18:24,733
Shakira, are you up there?!
297
00:18:24,768 --> 00:18:26,268
[Shakira]
Yeah, it's me!
298
00:18:28,071 --> 00:18:31,273
[Kelbo]
Wait a second...
299
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:34,743
[Shakira]
Never mind. I'm back.
300
00:18:34,778 --> 00:18:37,980
OK, OK. Well, come down here
and meet your fans. Quickly.
301
00:18:38,014 --> 00:18:41,750
Because you're on a tight schedule
that could change at any moment.
302
00:18:44,321 --> 00:18:47,456
[kids cheering]
303
00:18:48,858 --> 00:18:50,626
I love New York City!
304
00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:52,828
That's where we live, Shakira!
305
00:18:52,862 --> 00:18:53,829
That's right.
306
00:18:53,863 --> 00:18:55,497
All right. Thank you, Shakira.
307
00:18:55,532 --> 00:18:57,166
I hope everybody had
a great time. Goodbye!
308
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,501
[dance music plays]
309
00:18:59,536 --> 00:19:02,871
Wait. I'm International Pop
Star Shakira and I must dance.
310
00:19:02,906 --> 00:19:05,841
- Uh! No!
- Shakira!
311
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:08,043
- Shakira, dance back upstairs!
- Shakira!
312
00:19:08,078 --> 00:19:11,347
- Shakira, no!
- Shakira, wait, wait...
313
00:19:11,381 --> 00:19:13,015
- Shakira!
- Maybe if we say it in Spanish.
314
00:19:13,049 --> 00:19:16,885
- [Spanish accent] Shakira!
- [Spanish accent] Shakira!
315
00:19:18,688 --> 00:19:22,124
Jerry, our kids are having
a party while we're gone.
316
00:19:22,158 --> 00:19:24,093
With Shakira.
317
00:19:24,127 --> 00:19:25,794
Let's dance.
318
00:19:41,311 --> 00:19:43,545
What happened to Shakira?
319
00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:46,448
Yeah, what happened to Shakira?
320
00:19:48,952 --> 00:19:51,086
Oh...
321
00:19:57,093 --> 00:19:58,861
What's going on here?
322
00:19:58,895 --> 00:20:01,597
I was fine with spontaneously
dancing with Shakira.
323
00:20:01,631 --> 00:20:03,666
But now that I know it's Kelbo,
324
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:05,901
[groans] I'm very
disappointed in all of you.
325
00:20:05,935 --> 00:20:08,704
It... It's Justin's party.
326
00:20:08,738 --> 00:20:11,440
Alex.
327
00:20:11,474 --> 00:20:14,376
It was Dad's idea
to leave us with Kelbo.
328
00:20:14,411 --> 00:20:17,680
Which was totally misguided
and I apologize.
329
00:20:17,714 --> 00:20:21,250
Wizard rule number one: Thou shall
not expose magic to non-wizards.
330
00:20:21,284 --> 00:20:24,620
You know what's worse than Kelbo
breaking wizard rule number one?
331
00:20:24,654 --> 00:20:26,355
Me breaking
wizard rule number one.
332
00:20:26,389 --> 00:20:29,758
I'm too young to have my hands broken.
There's so much I want to build.
333
00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:34,930
Great.
334
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:37,700
Follow me.
335
00:20:39,269 --> 00:20:41,270
Okay... Everybody,
336
00:20:41,304 --> 00:20:42,805
There's been a mistake.
337
00:20:42,839 --> 00:20:45,074
You all thought that Shakira
was coming to the party,
338
00:20:45,108 --> 00:20:50,979
but actually it's a "Come as
Shakira to the Party" Party.
339
00:20:53,316 --> 00:20:54,316
Yeah.
340
00:20:55,452 --> 00:20:58,087
You can hardly tell
the difference, huh?
341
00:20:59,989 --> 00:21:01,824
MacGruder and crowd out.
342
00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:07,296
Great, MacGruder just left.
What are we doing?
343
00:21:08,531 --> 00:21:10,666
I think I understand
what was going on here
344
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,468
and I'm not happy about it.
345
00:21:12,502 --> 00:21:13,669
Hey, guys.
346
00:21:15,472 --> 00:21:18,440
Is it... Is it family
picture day already?
347
00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:26,081
OK, I have no idea
what's going on here.
348
00:21:26,116 --> 00:21:28,784
[dance music plays]
349
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