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ok. guys. while Dad's away. Mom's
going to give her first wizard lesson.
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So. show her some respect.
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oh. we respect her.
lt's you we don't respect.
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Anyhoo...
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See. we don't respect you.
'cause you say things like that.
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oh. yay. l'm in the Wizards' Lair.
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or as l like to call it.
''the garage sale that never happened.''
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ok. guys. now listen up.
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Dad wants me to teach
the lesson today
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while he's away at the No Wizard
Left Behind Conference.
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So. let's get this over with. ok. uh...
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What is wizard wear?
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Max.
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Alex is on my side of the bench.
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- You don't own the bench. Max.
- That side. l do.
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[Justin] You are being childish!
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[all arguing]
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Don't make me stand up!
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That's it. l quit!
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Justin. it's all yours.
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She. uh. lasted a lot longer
than Dad said she would.
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[beeping]
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Today. we continue
with magical wizard garments.
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Having covered... [creaks]
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...armor. we move on to sportswear.
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This is a speed shirt.
it gives you supersonic speed.
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Does it grow your hair really long?
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Speed shirt.
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[clears throat]
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Now watch how fast
l can run into the sub shop.
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make a sandwich and come back.
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ok. Ready?
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Done!
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No way.
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Yes way.
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Wow.
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You forgot the cheese.
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oh! Hang on.
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ls that enough cheese for you?
l think so.
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Nice.
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ok. ltem two...
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lt's called a ''Night Cap.''
Whoever wears it falls asleep instantly.
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Are you going to keep teaching?
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'Cause l wanna be asleep for that.
Hand it over.
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oh. l'm tempted. but then
you wouldn't know about these.
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[shouts]
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Smarty Pants.
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They give whoever wears them
superior knowledge on anything
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and everything there is to know.
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l'd put them on. but l'm
already smarter than them.
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ooh. you're smarter than pants.
Good for you.
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Pay attention while l read off
some of the possible side effects
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of keeping the pants on too long.
Side effects may be:
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Headache. nausea. rash.
chronic giggling. belly-button bubbles.
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''say it don't spray it'' disease.
tongue reversal. ear gas. sweaty knees.
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Picasso face.
problems with the bowel...
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All right. lesson's over.
Come on. Max.
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l think l'm gonna stay
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- and draw on his face.
- ok. cool.
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Well. you know everything's
gonna be a breeze
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And the end will no doubt.
justify the means
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You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease
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Yes please
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But you might find out
it'll go to your head
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When you write a report
on a book you never read
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With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed
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That's what I said
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Everything is not what it seems
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When you can get all you wanted
in your wildest dreams
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You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes
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Because everything
is not what it seems
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Everything is not what it seems
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When you can have what you want
by the simplest of means
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Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things
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Because everything is not...
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What it seems
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Alfred. the plan was.
if you're going to be ref.
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you wouldn't have
thrown me out of the game.
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Hey. when l put this shirt on.
the friendship goes away.
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Hey. look at the line
for the water fountain.
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oh. wow.
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Hey. Zeke. what's with the line?
Are the other ones broken?
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Nope. The water that comes out
of this one is the best in the school.
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l don't get it. Water is water.
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l beg to differ.
This water is delicious.
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Excuse me. sheriff's in town.
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Step away from the watering hole.
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Now that is some fine H-2-0.
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[bell rings]
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[all groaning]
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lf l could figure out a way to bottle
this stuff. l could make a fortune.
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You can bottle it.
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Alfred. don't bother me.
l'm thinking.
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Hey. Alex. Are you as excited
as l am about the Tribeca Quiz Bowl?
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oh. my gosh! No!
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You're excited. Who wouldn't be?
lt's an academic decathlon.
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And when l take my team to victory.
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people are gonna know me as Harper.
the girl who's got the brains.
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and not just Harper.
the girl who's the fashion dynamo.
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Harper. if you want people
to notice that you're smart.
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you might want to wear
a little less produce.
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[scoffs] That's not gonna happen.
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Papayas just came into season.
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Well. l'd like to be known as Alex.
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the girl who doesn't care
what she's known as.
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- You are known as that.
- l don't care.
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See? lt looked like l really didn't care
there for a second. lt was good.
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oh. my gosh. there's Dean.
l hope he knows me.
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[Harper] Dean Moriarty?
You don't want to know him.
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l hear he plays with firecrackers.
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Dean Moriarty.
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l was wondering if you could be
a good little kemo sabe
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and rustle up some students
to help gussy up the gym
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for the big Quiz Bowl this year.
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You gotta slow down. Mr. Laritate.
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l'm only in my first semester
of cowboy.
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All right. Dean. You and your
whole posse are on set-up patrol.
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Hey. setting up might be all right.
What time should we be there?
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What? You'll do it?
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That was a lasso toss in the dark.
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l'll meet you at 3:00.
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Moriarty. you're turning
into a citizen.
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Looks like l'll be helping set up
the gym for Quiz Bowl this year.
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Why do l have a feeling you're just
doing that to get to know Dean?
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'Cause l'm making it pretty obvious.
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- Hey. Dean.
- What's up. Russo?
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- Yeah. what's up. Russo?
- She's cool.
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She's cool. She's cool.
Clear some space.
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So. um. l hear you're setting up
the gym for Quiz Bowl this year.
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That's kind of my thing.
maybe we should talk about that
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and see how it's going to work.
Wanna thumb wrestle for it?
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Cute.
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[giggles] oh. l know.
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Most chicks don't like to get down
and dirty with how things work.
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They usually just make posters
and gossip.
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Really? 'Cause it sounds like you're
gossiping about chicks right now.
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l'll be setting up the big boy stuff.
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l'll get you some cardboard and
you can make yourself a poster.
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So. uh. Dean.
what are you thinking?
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l think l'm setting up
for the Quiz Bowl with Russo
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- while you guys are making posters.
- Got it. Dean.
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Guys. we get to make posters!
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[all] Yeah!
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- Whatcha doin'?
- What's it look like l'm doing?
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- l'm making a pizza.
- Watch it.
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l own sarcasm and didn't
give you permission to use it.
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Cute.
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Get used to it.
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ok. so. um.
what do you want me to do?
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- Finish wiring the last buzzer for me.
- ok.
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Green goes to red goes to blue.
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goes to blue-red goes
to green-red goes to blue-green.
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Uh. ok. l missed all of that. But. yeah.
l'll figure it out. lt's good.
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oh. hey. Harper. Nice headband.
Are those real grapes?
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[scoffs] No. The real grapes
didn't survive the washing machine.
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But you know what?
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lt took this...
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...to figure out this.
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Yes. it did. Harper.
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Do you mind if my team practices
our buzzer technique?
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Let me just hook this up first.
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And... oh. that looks pretty. ok.
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All right. Team Maroon...
ready positions!
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This dangerous South American spider
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is often found in boxes of
exported fruit. particularly bananas.
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[buzzers clang]
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[electrical zapping]
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Does anyone else's hair feel hot?
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What's happening?
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Don't look at me. l'm a girl.
l was just making posters.
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Thank you very much. Alex.
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Nellie dropped out of the Quiz Bowl.
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That whole buzzer accident
freaked her out.
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oh. waa waa. She looks better
with her hair up anyway.
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Maybe if you weren't so concerned
with getting to know Dean.
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you would've hooked
the wires up the right way.
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Now. now. don't go blaming Dean.
l would've jacked that up anyway.
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And besides. can't you just
get someone to fill in for Nellie?
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No. Everyone in school is already
on their teams. so we have to forfeit.
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[groans] Justin's team
is probably gonna win now.
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Now l'll never get a new reputation.
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lt's really hard being known
just as the glamour girl.
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l wish you were smart.
then you could fill in for Nellie.
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l am smart.
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- l'm street smart.
- But not book smart.
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l am. too. book smart.
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Sure. l don't read books. but l hollow
them out and hide things in them.
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Hey. Harper. Heard about Nellie's
little. uh. ''accident.'' Thank you. Alex.
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Yeah. nice work.
Way to zap the competition.
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Hey. just because
you're winning through ''forfeit.''
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doesn't mean you really win.
That's not a satisfying victory.
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oh. well. l'm pretty satisfied.
how about you. Zeke?
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l'm very satisfied. thanks for asking.
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- Miss me high and hit me low.
- That's what l'm talking about.
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[both] oh!
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Well. guess what?
You tools didn't win.
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Harper's team doesn't have to forfeit
because l just joined it.
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You? Come on. Alex.
You got a ''D'' in lunch.
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ooh! ouch! Fly it by and hit me high!
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[both whoop] oh!
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oh. please. The Quiz Bowl is just
a glorified trivia game. l know stuff.
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You know what? Beating you
in this competition will be a delight.
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And to make things fair.
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- which l should.
- Mm-hmm.
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l'll even loan you my 1 5.000
hand-written cross-referenced
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index cards of informacionica!
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Does one of those cards tell you
not to answer the phone. ''Yello?''
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l can't wait for this Quiz Bowl now.
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Zeke. are you feeling the need to do
what l'm feeling the need to do?
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- The need to blog about it?
- oh. yes!
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Alex. what are you doing?
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You're just going to embarrass
yourself in front of everyone.
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l'm gonna have to hit the books.
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ok. but not the ones
that are hollowed out.
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No.
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[alarm sounds]
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[automated voice]
Warning! Warning!
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- The prolonged use of Smarty Pants...
- Shh! ok. we get it!
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may cause side effects.
such as: headache. nausea.
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rash. skeleton legs.
belly-button bubbles.
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''say it don't spray it'' disease.
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smelly feet. yellow toes. flaky hair...
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oh. now l know
how to shut you up.
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...scaly pits...
[shuts off]
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[laughs]
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knowing stuff is so cool.
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What are you doing?
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Remember how people
loved the water-fountain water?
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l hauled this whole bucket of it
home from school.
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Now l'm going to bottle it.
and l'm gonna sell it back to them.
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Why are you going to all this trouble?
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Why don't you just sell them
bottled water
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and tell them it's from the fountain?
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lt all tastes the same.
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We know you have a lot of choices
for your fountain water.
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We're glad you chose us.
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You guys are waiting in line
to buy this fountain water
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because you don't want to wait
at the fountain.
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meanwhile there's no line
at the fountain.
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00:13:02,038 --> 00:13:03,630
Hey. hey! There's no line here now.
241
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Hey. guys!
When we're done with these.
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we can use our empties
to fill up at the fountain for free.
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- We just lost our business.
- What are we going to do?
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We gotta come up with something.
245
00:13:18,556 --> 00:13:20,284
Panic and run. lt's never not worked.
246
00:13:29,132 --> 00:13:33,069
oh. my gosh.
this is such a big turnout!
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[sighs] l guess there's no point
in waiting around for more people...
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ok. calico kittens!
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Let's get ready to Qu-izzzzz Bowl!
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Quiz Bowl?
What are we doing here?
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00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,824
Uh... l. uh...
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00:13:57,895 --> 00:14:01,523
l just wanted to come by
to. uh. see your poster.
253
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- Really?
- Sure.
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[all] one. two. three. win!
255
00:14:11,842 --> 00:14:13,570
Why are you rolling
those stretchies up?
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00:14:13,643 --> 00:14:16,976
They're cute and really stand out.
a sign of a really good stretchy.
257
00:14:17,047 --> 00:14:18,536
oh! lt's just hot in here. you know?
258
00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:20,447
But. uh. remember.
this isn't about me.
259
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This is about everybody getting
to appreciate you for your brains
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- and not just your... oranges.
- [scoffs] They're tangelos!
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But. thank you.
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Teams ready?
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Have some fun. take your time
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and remember. there are no losers.
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only winners and the people
that aren't them.
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[Justin laughs]
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Question number one:
what umbrella term
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refers to the diseases
of the heart and blood vessels?
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[buzzer clangs]
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Cardiovascular disease.
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Correct.
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Nice. you studied.
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Yeah. that's what l did.
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Next question.
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How many distinct codon sequences
are there in an RNA messenger molecule?
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Eight or two cubed.
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[imitates buzzer]
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What did we say. Zeke?
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00:15:10,835 --> 00:15:12,962
''lf it's a guess. it's a mess.''
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00:15:15,306 --> 00:15:17,570
Sixty-four or four cubed.
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And Bingo was his name-o!
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[audience applauds]
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You can't see through these
cards. can you. Russo?
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00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,782
Wow. How'd you know that?
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00:15:31,855 --> 00:15:34,290
You're the one who said l studied.
Why are you asking me?
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Mr. Laritate.
l should get credit for this!
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00:15:37,927 --> 00:15:39,589
She studied off of my study cards...
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00:15:39,663 --> 00:15:41,893
ok. look. l think we all
established that l studied.
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00:15:41,965 --> 00:15:43,956
Mr. Laritate. question three. please.
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Question three...
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Archimedes' Principle.
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9.476.251 micro-meters...
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Puppets.
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The Japanese pronunciation is.
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Dah-reh-kah ay-ee-goh gah
hah-nah-seh-mas-kah?
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My... study... cards.
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00:16:31,681 --> 00:16:35,174
What are you doing? You answered
every single question in that round.
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00:16:35,252 --> 00:16:38,085
lsn't that what you wanted?
You're on the winning team.
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00:16:38,155 --> 00:16:41,454
Strong showing in round one.
Team Maroon.
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00:16:41,525 --> 00:16:44,255
or should l say Team Ma-Russo?
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00:16:44,328 --> 00:16:45,851
[unintelligible]
302
00:16:47,364 --> 00:16:49,228
No. no. no. Please don't say
Team Russo.
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00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,791
Say Team Harper. Come on.
Harper! Harper! Harper!
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00:16:52,869 --> 00:16:55,839
Are you kidding me? Would it hurt you
to play along? Really? Really?
305
00:16:57,574 --> 00:16:59,668
Ah. the sweet smell of modesty.
306
00:16:59,743 --> 00:17:02,177
Looks like this isn't
your first rodeo. buckaroo.
307
00:17:02,246 --> 00:17:07,148
You better be careful or you may wind up
with a brand new reputation around here.
308
00:17:07,217 --> 00:17:10,050
And we all know how hard it is
to do that.
309
00:17:11,387 --> 00:17:15,016
Harper. l know you're mad. l'm sorry.
l'll step back and let you close it out.
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00:17:15,090 --> 00:17:16,922
lt's much better to be known
as the closer.
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00:17:16,993 --> 00:17:18,686
Fine. But if l have to go another year
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with the same reputation.
it's all on you.
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00:17:24,234 --> 00:17:26,532
That's it. Who else's study cards
are you using?
314
00:17:26,603 --> 00:17:29,435
You answered questions in there
that weren't even on mine.
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00:17:29,503 --> 00:17:31,565
Since when did you become
such a smarty pants?
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00:17:34,243 --> 00:17:36,974
Smarty Pants! You're totally
wearing Smarty Pants!
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00:17:37,047 --> 00:17:39,515
l am not.
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00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,813
- l'm telling Mr. Laritate.
- Wait. Wait!
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00:17:44,888 --> 00:17:47,482
What are you going to tell him?
That l have magic pants?
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00:17:47,558 --> 00:17:49,150
Yes. l am.
321
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,998
- No. l'm not.
- No. you can't.
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00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:06,768
Hey. Maxy. How's homework going?
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00:18:06,844 --> 00:18:08,708
- lt's going.
- Enough jibber-jabber.
324
00:18:08,779 --> 00:18:11,873
Let's cut to it. Alfred's mom called me
and he sang like a canary.
325
00:18:11,949 --> 00:18:14,815
l knew l shouldn't have taught him
that dirty canary song.
326
00:18:14,884 --> 00:18:16,784
[grunts]
327
00:18:16,853 --> 00:18:18,685
Why would you think
you could get away with
328
00:18:18,755 --> 00:18:20,815
selling fountain water
next to the fountain?
329
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:25,054
l don't know. You buy bottled water
and there's a faucet right over there.
330
00:18:25,129 --> 00:18:28,826
Well. because bottled water
is cleaner and it's portable.
331
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,333
You can take it somewhere
and drink it whenever you want.
332
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:34,768
oh. Sort of like those little puppies
that you can fit in your purse?
333
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,701
No. nothing like that.
334
00:18:38,775 --> 00:18:42,109
But come on. they're pretty cute.
335
00:18:42,179 --> 00:18:45,739
Look. if you want to sell something
that people can otherwise get for free.
336
00:18:45,815 --> 00:18:48,978
you have to add something to it
so that it's more valuable.
337
00:18:49,053 --> 00:18:52,955
Valuable. l got it. Thanks. Mom.
338
00:18:53,023 --> 00:18:54,957
You're welcome. sweetie.
339
00:18:55,025 --> 00:18:57,323
Now. let's talk about
this dirty canary song.
340
00:18:57,393 --> 00:19:00,692
Good. because l need a second verse.
Let me go get my songbook.
341
00:19:09,239 --> 00:19:11,503
Thank you. Zeke.
Here's your water
342
00:19:11,574 --> 00:19:13,543
and... Alfred!
343
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,237
- [drums on box]
- [puppies whining]
344
00:19:15,312 --> 00:19:17,041
Here's your puppy.
345
00:19:18,982 --> 00:19:20,574
l don't think l want a puppy.
346
00:19:20,650 --> 00:19:23,620
l'm adding value.
lf you don't take it. it's a rip-off.
347
00:19:27,424 --> 00:19:29,891
- Get your Puppy Water!
- Get your Puppy Water!
348
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,520
- Get your Puppy Water.
- Water with a puppy!
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00:19:34,364 --> 00:19:36,025
Question one. Algebra.
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00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:39,467
What are the polar coordinates of the
point whose Cartesian coordinates are:
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00:19:39,536 --> 00:19:40,730
0. 3.
352
00:19:43,407 --> 00:19:44,567
Alex Russo.
353
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,871
of course. Alex Russo.
354
00:19:46,944 --> 00:19:49,174
Three pi over two.
355
00:19:49,246 --> 00:19:51,679
Yippee pi-ay-yay!
356
00:19:54,685 --> 00:19:56,585
l'm sorry. l can't help it.
357
00:19:56,652 --> 00:19:58,813
Save it. l knew l couldn't trust you.
358
00:19:58,889 --> 00:20:00,982
All l wanted is to look smart
in front of everyone
359
00:20:01,058 --> 00:20:03,049
and then you.
of all people. show me up.
360
00:20:03,127 --> 00:20:05,755
[Laritate] What is a calorie?
361
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:07,797
lf you answer that. l quit.
362
00:20:07,864 --> 00:20:09,059
l won't answer it.
363
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,766
The amount of energy needed
364
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:14,736
to raise one cubic centimeter
of water one degree Celsius.
365
00:20:14,804 --> 00:20:15,897
[mouthing] l'm sorry.
366
00:20:15,973 --> 00:20:18,032
Correct!
367
00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:21,871
That's it. l quit.
368
00:20:21,945 --> 00:20:23,536
Wait. Harper...
369
00:20:23,614 --> 00:20:26,480
- No. no! Harper. wait.
- [Laritate] Finkel. Russo.
370
00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:29,882
This is a Quiz Bowl.
not a Drama Bowl.
371
00:20:29,953 --> 00:20:31,920
Let's bring it back into the barn.
372
00:20:31,989 --> 00:20:34,514
- ok. Next question...
- No. wait. Time out. Time out.
373
00:20:34,591 --> 00:20:36,717
Wait. can you call
a time out in a Quiz Bowl?
374
00:20:36,794 --> 00:20:39,422
Not according to the Quiz Bowl rules.
Ask the question!
375
00:20:39,496 --> 00:20:41,929
- She's away from the buzzer!
- l have something to say.
376
00:20:41,998 --> 00:20:46,129
With a 27 point lead.
l will allow the time out.
377
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:49,331
The rest of this Quiz Bowl
is under protest!
378
00:20:49,406 --> 00:20:50,395
Yeah!
379
00:20:53,009 --> 00:20:55,638
The only reason why l did
this whole Quiz Bowl thing
380
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:56,871
was to help out a friend.
381
00:20:57,948 --> 00:21:00,542
l'm not going to let my friend down.
382
00:21:00,617 --> 00:21:02,777
l'll do whatever it takes...
383
00:21:02,853 --> 00:21:05,185
... no matter how embarrassing it is.
384
00:21:05,255 --> 00:21:07,815
Some of you may not want to look.
385
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:12,419
Hey. Dean. She's taking
her pants off. Should we look?
386
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,159
No.
387
00:21:20,170 --> 00:21:21,467
[both gasp]
388
00:21:22,973 --> 00:21:25,771
Alex! You kept the pants on too long!
389
00:21:25,842 --> 00:21:28,437
- What?
- Skeleton legs!
390
00:21:30,013 --> 00:21:32,880
Was that on the list of side effects
l didn't listen to?
391
00:21:34,784 --> 00:21:38,016
Well. when in doubt. dance out. huh?
392
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,612
- ok.
- [bones clacking]
393
00:21:42,893 --> 00:21:45,919
- [Alex] This is good.
- Come on!
394
00:21:57,140 --> 00:22:00,041
Thank you. Alex. After you left.
Nellie stepped back in.
395
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:02,340
And l brought it home
in a real nail biter.
396
00:22:02,411 --> 00:22:05,677
Wow. so you won.
l never would have guessed.
397
00:22:07,184 --> 00:22:08,446
l owe you big time.
398
00:22:08,518 --> 00:22:12,545
And l was thinking. a skeleton shirt
to go with those skeleton tights.
399
00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,591
Yes! Skeleton tights.
400
00:22:14,658 --> 00:22:17,353
That's totally believable.
Spread that around. Please.
401
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:21,692
Mom. how'd it go?
Am l in big trouble?
402
00:22:21,765 --> 00:22:24,130
lt's weird. Your principal started
to talk about you.
403
00:22:24,201 --> 00:22:26,601
then he got a phone call
about some dirty canary song
404
00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:29,036
sweeping through the seventh grade.
405
00:22:29,105 --> 00:22:32,041
- Uh. Mom. l think Max was the...
- Shh! Let's get out of here.
406
00:22:32,091 --> 00:22:36,641
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