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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:57,946 --> 00:02:00,876 It may seem like a cold town 2 00:02:02,551 --> 00:02:06,015 But, man, let me tell ya, it's a soul town 3 00:02:09,523 --> 00:02:12,021 Go, go, go 4 00:02:14,395 --> 00:02:16,585 Go, go, go 5 00:02:18,698 --> 00:02:21,128 Go, go, go 6 00:02:23,403 --> 00:02:25,369 Go, go, go 7 00:02:25,370 --> 00:02:27,972 It may seem like a cold town 8 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:30,408 Go, go, go 9 00:02:30,409 --> 00:02:32,844 But, man, let me tell ya, it's a soul town 10 00:02:32,845 --> 00:02:33,636 Go, go, go... 11 00:02:43,754 --> 00:02:47,122 - What are you doing? - What do you mean? 12 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:48,991 Aren't you going in? 13 00:02:48,992 --> 00:02:50,259 I thought you were. 14 00:02:50,260 --> 00:02:53,162 I went in yesterday, Jerry. 15 00:02:53,163 --> 00:02:55,964 Would you mind, Ray? 'Cause my knee's killing me. 16 00:02:55,965 --> 00:02:58,900 Your knee? What about my back? 17 00:02:58,901 --> 00:03:02,437 - Anybody care about that? - I'm sorry. I care. 18 00:03:02,438 --> 00:03:05,265 I'll just take a Double Bun Burger! 19 00:03:10,245 --> 00:03:12,179 Have a Burger Bun day. 20 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:15,448 Hey, how you doin'? Gimme two Double Bun burgers 21 00:03:15,449 --> 00:03:17,583 - and a chocolate shake, please. - Is that it? 22 00:03:17,584 --> 00:03:20,586 No, I'll take an order of fried nose rings too. 23 00:03:20,587 --> 00:03:24,523 - What? - I'm kidding. It's a joke. 24 00:03:24,524 --> 00:03:26,992 Knock yourself out, dude. 25 00:03:26,993 --> 00:03:28,860 Knock myself out? 26 00:03:28,861 --> 00:03:31,359 What does that mean? 27 00:03:37,335 --> 00:03:39,298 Oh my God! 28 00:04:21,542 --> 00:04:24,210 Born and raised in Brooklyn. 29 00:04:24,211 --> 00:04:25,811 36 years. 30 00:04:25,812 --> 00:04:27,546 Went to P.S. 115. 31 00:04:27,547 --> 00:04:31,016 Mom and Dad wanted me to go to Catholic school. 32 00:04:31,017 --> 00:04:35,846 My best friend John... man, he was cool. 33 00:04:37,756 --> 00:04:40,015 Wish he could see me now. 34 00:04:47,031 --> 00:04:50,334 - Do I have your attention now? - Yes, sir. 35 00:04:50,335 --> 00:04:52,502 Then look at me when I talk to you! 36 00:04:52,503 --> 00:04:54,504 I'm trying, but it's difficult... 37 00:04:54,505 --> 00:04:56,706 - with my back... - Fuck your back! 38 00:04:56,707 --> 00:04:59,675 I got the mayor, the commissioner, the C. of D. up my ass 39 00:04:59,676 --> 00:05:02,611 because you were standing right there with your weapon out, 40 00:05:02,612 --> 00:05:06,081 and you couldn't stop one guy from killing six people! 41 00:05:06,082 --> 00:05:08,917 I know, sir, I should have dropped the guy. 42 00:05:08,918 --> 00:05:11,484 Nobody feels worse about this than I do. 43 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,324 Any thoughts on that comment, Dimitri? 44 00:05:17,325 --> 00:05:19,126 With all due respect, Lieutenant... 45 00:05:19,127 --> 00:05:22,096 I imagine the relatives of the victims 46 00:05:22,097 --> 00:05:24,431 might feel worse than Detective Pluto. 47 00:05:24,432 --> 00:05:27,000 They just might. 48 00:05:27,001 --> 00:05:29,802 - Any questions for him? - No, it's pretty clear. 49 00:05:29,803 --> 00:05:31,871 - Questions about what? - Your cases. 50 00:05:31,872 --> 00:05:34,507 - I've reassigned them to Dimitri. - Why? 51 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:36,475 Because you're a goddamn cripple! 52 00:05:36,476 --> 00:05:39,543 - I'm fine. - Stand up! 53 00:05:42,281 --> 00:05:45,249 You're on restricted duty until I get confirmation 54 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:48,452 from the chief surgeon that your back's 100%. 55 00:05:48,453 --> 00:05:49,915 Now get out! 56 00:05:52,224 --> 00:05:55,449 Dimitri, get this faggot a wheelchair. 57 00:05:58,596 --> 00:06:01,064 - Hey, Ray. - Where have you been? 58 00:06:01,065 --> 00:06:03,733 - I went to get the paper. - What about your knee? 59 00:06:03,734 --> 00:06:07,269 I took it real slow. It was over when I got back. 60 00:06:07,270 --> 00:06:09,371 - What did Spigot say? - I'm on restricted duty 61 00:06:09,372 --> 00:06:12,141 - till I get this back fixed. - And me? 62 00:06:12,142 --> 00:06:14,243 I told him you were getting gas. 63 00:06:14,244 --> 00:06:16,744 Thanks. Oh shit! I'm sorry. 64 00:06:16,745 --> 00:06:19,814 Listen, I owe you. Anything you want, just name it. 65 00:06:19,815 --> 00:06:22,717 - How about a new back? - All right. 66 00:06:22,718 --> 00:06:25,317 Why don't you go see a chiropractor? 67 00:06:26,187 --> 00:06:30,791 I need a real doctor, not some frou-frou shit like that. 68 00:06:30,792 --> 00:06:32,692 What are you talking about? 69 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,528 Wait. Listen to me. 70 00:06:34,529 --> 00:06:37,396 When my back went out, I couldn't get off the floor. 71 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,166 I had to crawl to the bathroom on my hands and knees. 72 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:43,502 My brother-in-law turned me on to this chiropractor, and... 73 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:46,638 it's incredible. It's crazy shit, but it works. 74 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:49,273 - They do this adjustment... - Pluto. 75 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:52,977 Here's your gun. 76 00:06:52,978 --> 00:06:55,512 It was tough getting it back from that kid. 77 00:06:55,513 --> 00:06:58,409 He was afraid you wouldn't know what to do with it. 78 00:06:59,951 --> 00:07:03,087 - I could stick it up your ass. - You could... 79 00:07:03,088 --> 00:07:05,721 but there's no bad guys up there. 80 00:07:05,722 --> 00:07:08,584 What, no room with Spigot's dick up there? 81 00:07:12,329 --> 00:07:14,864 Detective Pluto, Channel 10 News. 82 00:07:14,865 --> 00:07:18,500 Do you feel responsible for the death of those people? 83 00:07:18,501 --> 00:07:22,671 Do you feel responsible for the death of your wife and daughter? 84 00:07:22,672 --> 00:07:25,673 How does it feel being upstaged by an eight-year-old? 85 00:07:25,674 --> 00:07:29,105 Look at this shit! 86 00:07:30,178 --> 00:07:33,080 - Mira, Maribel! - What? 87 00:07:33,081 --> 00:07:35,048 Don't tell me your friend didn't do this. 88 00:07:35,049 --> 00:07:37,050 - He didn't do it. - Then who?! 89 00:07:37,051 --> 00:07:40,019 I don't see everybody who comes in this building. 90 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:42,722 - So it was your friend! - It was not! 91 00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:43,556 Would you two shut up? 92 00:07:43,557 --> 00:07:45,491 I'm trying to watch the TV! 93 00:07:45,492 --> 00:07:47,359 Tell him to leave me alone! 94 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,328 Here's Bill with the latest 95 00:07:49,329 --> 00:07:51,597 on this afternoon's Burger blood-bath. 96 00:07:51,598 --> 00:07:54,900 A brave eight-year-old boy is now a national hero 97 00:07:54,901 --> 00:07:57,835 for shooting a gunman who slaughtered six people 98 00:07:57,836 --> 00:08:00,238 in a crowded Brooklyn Burger Bun this afternoon. 99 00:08:00,239 --> 00:08:01,372 Ricky Lapinsky... 100 00:08:01,373 --> 00:08:03,074 Come here! 101 00:08:03,075 --> 00:08:06,243 That says "Lucy," right? 102 00:08:06,244 --> 00:08:07,711 Lucy! 103 00:08:07,712 --> 00:08:09,980 It does not say "Lucy"! 104 00:08:09,981 --> 00:08:12,816 - You can't even read! - Ray, Ray... 105 00:08:12,817 --> 00:08:14,518 got a minute? What does that say? 106 00:08:14,519 --> 00:08:17,453 I don't know, Juan, it's all Chinese to me. 107 00:08:17,454 --> 00:08:19,622 Ah-ha! So it's your Chink friend, then! 108 00:08:19,623 --> 00:08:21,824 You're so stupid! 109 00:08:21,825 --> 00:08:23,859 Do you hear what she calls me?! All right... 110 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:26,227 - forget the tattoo! - See you later, Juan. 111 00:08:26,228 --> 00:08:27,362 Take care. 112 00:08:27,363 --> 00:08:29,264 You said I could. 113 00:08:29,265 --> 00:08:32,934 When you learn to respect your father and speak to your father, 114 00:08:32,935 --> 00:08:35,269 then maybe I'll let you look like a whore! 115 00:08:35,270 --> 00:08:38,405 Mommy, he said I could get a tattoo, and I'm getting it! 116 00:08:38,406 --> 00:08:40,607 - Yes, I am! - No, you're not! 117 00:08:40,608 --> 00:08:43,177 If you don't shut up, I'll go crazy! 118 00:08:43,178 --> 00:08:46,579 I've been working all day and I want to watch TV, cono! 119 00:08:46,580 --> 00:08:50,049 Earlier today, Mayor Geminelli praised Ricky 120 00:08:50,050 --> 00:08:51,884 as one of New York's finest. 121 00:08:51,885 --> 00:08:54,153 This boy is a hero. 122 00:08:54,154 --> 00:08:58,356 And if I had 20 more like him, I could wipe out crime in this city. 123 00:08:58,357 --> 00:09:00,559 The mayor had less flattering remarks 124 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:03,295 for New York City Detective Raymond Pluto 125 00:09:03,296 --> 00:09:05,996 who was in the restaurant ordering lunch 126 00:09:05,997 --> 00:09:07,765 at the time of the massacre. 127 00:09:07,766 --> 00:09:10,801 Although armed and standing merely 10 feet away, 128 00:09:10,802 --> 00:09:15,305 Detective Pluto apparently was unable to stop the slaughter 129 00:09:15,306 --> 00:09:17,633 because of a bad back. 130 00:09:19,043 --> 00:09:21,911 What if I hadn't been in the place? 131 00:09:21,912 --> 00:09:23,813 Did they think about that? 132 00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:27,141 Then the kid wouldn't have had the gun to shoot the guy. 133 00:09:46,234 --> 00:09:49,002 Hey, everybody, welcome to Fitness Cheers! 134 00:09:49,003 --> 00:09:52,138 We've got a really tough workout coming up... 135 00:09:54,508 --> 00:09:57,009 - Yeah? - Detective Pluto? 136 00:09:57,010 --> 00:09:59,378 I'm calling from "The New York Post." 137 00:09:59,379 --> 00:10:01,447 - I need to verify some facts. - What facts? 138 00:10:01,448 --> 00:10:03,582 Are you Detective Pluto whose wife and daughter 139 00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:06,580 were killed in a hit-and-run accident two years ago? 140 00:10:09,888 --> 00:10:11,851 I'll tell ya... 141 00:10:12,825 --> 00:10:15,892 All right, guys, let's stretch out. 142 00:10:15,893 --> 00:10:18,584 Let's go down for four. And two... 143 00:10:20,665 --> 00:10:24,668 You motherfucking cocksucking fucking piece of shit! 144 00:10:24,669 --> 00:10:27,403 - Fucking press cockroach! - Ray? It's me, Jerry. 145 00:10:27,404 --> 00:10:28,804 Hey. 146 00:10:28,805 --> 00:10:30,640 Aw, man... 147 00:10:30,641 --> 00:10:33,376 - I'm sorry, Jerry. - You all right? 148 00:10:33,377 --> 00:10:35,644 - You sound really upset. - I thought you were 149 00:10:35,645 --> 00:10:38,179 this scumbag reporter who's been calling. 150 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:40,215 I'm sorry. How are you doing? 151 00:10:40,216 --> 00:10:42,550 Just checking up on you. What are you doing? 152 00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:45,583 I was sitting around, smoking some hash. 153 00:10:46,655 --> 00:10:50,124 Yeah, me too! I just did a whole bucket of crack! 154 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:52,226 You're too much, man. 155 00:10:52,227 --> 00:10:54,628 I got the number for that chiropractor. 156 00:10:54,629 --> 00:10:56,829 Oh great. Go ahead 157 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,666 You're ready? Dr. Beamer. 158 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:02,735 555-0191. 159 00:11:02,736 --> 00:11:05,170 All right. Good, man. 160 00:11:05,171 --> 00:11:07,706 - I appreciate it. - So... 161 00:11:07,707 --> 00:11:09,608 how are you feeling mentally? 162 00:11:09,609 --> 00:11:11,743 I'm doing good, man. 163 00:11:11,744 --> 00:11:13,445 You know? 164 00:11:13,446 --> 00:11:16,747 - Thinking about a few things. - Care to talk about it? 165 00:11:16,748 --> 00:11:17,882 Sure. 166 00:11:17,883 --> 00:11:19,072 Umm... 167 00:11:20,218 --> 00:11:22,386 Did you ever notice... 168 00:11:22,387 --> 00:11:25,722 women sometimes call each other "guys"? 169 00:11:25,723 --> 00:11:29,059 They'll say, "Let's go, guys," and it's all girls there. 170 00:11:29,060 --> 00:11:31,127 Yeah, I've seen them do that. 171 00:11:31,128 --> 00:11:32,862 Guys don't do that. 172 00:11:32,863 --> 00:11:36,398 You never hear guys go, "Let's go, girls." 173 00:11:36,399 --> 00:11:38,867 What, guys calling other guys "girls"? 174 00:11:38,868 --> 00:11:40,602 Yeah... 175 00:11:40,603 --> 00:11:43,605 - it'd be an insult. - Like calling them a fag. 176 00:11:43,606 --> 00:11:46,874 Exactly. But it's okay for women to say, 177 00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:49,911 "Hey, let's go, guys." 178 00:11:49,912 --> 00:11:52,380 It's fucking crazy. 179 00:11:52,381 --> 00:11:54,248 You know? 180 00:11:54,249 --> 00:11:58,111 - Yeah? - All right... thanks for calling. 181 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,586 - I'll see you tomorrow. - All right. 182 00:13:21,795 --> 00:13:23,796 It's killer. 183 00:13:23,797 --> 00:13:27,098 It'll blast you like a Sandinistan guerilla. 184 00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:29,801 Killer. You don't know the diller. 185 00:13:29,802 --> 00:13:33,165 Everybody knows that I'm a killer. 186 00:13:40,378 --> 00:13:42,379 - Who is it? - Cletis. 187 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:44,343 About time. 188 00:13:45,348 --> 00:13:48,717 - I hate you! - No, you don't! 189 00:13:48,718 --> 00:13:51,086 You love me! I'm your papi! 190 00:13:51,087 --> 00:13:54,814 - I hate you! - No, you don't mean that! 191 00:13:56,992 --> 00:13:59,854 - What you looking at? - What the fuck you looking at? 192 00:14:01,697 --> 00:14:03,421 You do that graffiti? 193 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,859 Cletis, come on! We got work to do. 194 00:14:09,604 --> 00:14:11,738 Pendejo, cono. 195 00:14:18,979 --> 00:14:20,413 All right. 196 00:14:20,414 --> 00:14:22,782 We got the guy already tied up in the chair. 197 00:14:22,783 --> 00:14:25,717 We got the Chinese food already delivered. 198 00:14:25,718 --> 00:14:28,520 Then you signal me, just with your eye. 199 00:14:28,521 --> 00:14:29,788 Yeah. 200 00:14:29,789 --> 00:14:32,014 Then I take out a chopstick... 201 00:14:33,192 --> 00:14:34,882 like this. 202 00:14:35,927 --> 00:14:37,862 Put it in the guy's ear. 203 00:14:37,863 --> 00:14:39,997 Then I take off my shoe. 204 00:14:46,937 --> 00:14:49,639 - What do you think? - It's too quick. 205 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:52,408 We want to inflict pain, right? 206 00:14:52,409 --> 00:14:54,511 Long, slow... 207 00:14:54,512 --> 00:14:57,805 painful pain. 208 00:15:08,056 --> 00:15:10,558 He's sitting in the chair... 209 00:15:10,559 --> 00:15:13,091 all immobilized and shit. 210 00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,498 Now, that would hurt. 211 00:15:18,499 --> 00:15:21,190 - You see that? - Mmm-hmm. 212 00:15:25,405 --> 00:15:27,806 - Good shot! - A dart in the eyeball. 213 00:15:27,807 --> 00:15:31,443 That is pain. And I got four more left. 214 00:15:31,444 --> 00:15:33,445 Maybe I should throw a couple. 215 00:15:33,446 --> 00:15:36,381 - You? - Just... 216 00:15:36,382 --> 00:15:38,209 one or two. 217 00:15:39,084 --> 00:15:42,487 - You're saying you like this? - Oh, man! Come on! 218 00:15:42,488 --> 00:15:44,622 We're totally using that! 219 00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:49,192 I told you. You are a great writer. 220 00:15:49,193 --> 00:15:52,396 Let's get this shit down. Scene 29: interior, 221 00:15:52,397 --> 00:15:55,998 - warehouse - day. - Dictate this for me, Duke. 222 00:15:55,999 --> 00:15:58,929 I want to do the darts going in with a giant close-up. 223 00:15:59,970 --> 00:16:03,039 We need the right sound. I want a solid "thwock!" 224 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,940 when it sticks in the dude's head. Write that down. 225 00:16:04,941 --> 00:16:07,609 T-H-W-O-C-K. 226 00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:09,505 Thwock. 227 00:16:12,315 --> 00:16:13,848 Cute little guy. 228 00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:16,784 He's getting that award from Geminelli today. 229 00:16:16,785 --> 00:16:19,453 Nothing for that cop, though. 230 00:16:19,454 --> 00:16:21,855 I feel kind of sorry for him. 231 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,024 Oh come on. The putz was there. 232 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,526 He had his gun out and he couldn't do it. 233 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,628 It's called "performance anxiety." 234 00:16:28,629 --> 00:16:31,564 He just couldn't get it up. 235 00:16:31,565 --> 00:16:33,062 Detective Pluto? 236 00:16:34,301 --> 00:16:36,024 This way. 237 00:16:39,205 --> 00:16:41,573 I think that was the guy. 238 00:16:41,574 --> 00:16:43,809 How long has your back been bothering you? 239 00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:46,844 - About three years. - You've never seen a chiropractor? 240 00:16:46,845 --> 00:16:48,512 - No. - Why not? 241 00:16:48,513 --> 00:16:51,616 I usually go to regular doctors. 242 00:16:51,617 --> 00:16:56,720 I've been looking at your X-rays, sent by your regular doctor 243 00:16:56,721 --> 00:16:58,888 and I think I've seen the problem... 244 00:16:58,889 --> 00:17:01,224 in your lower back, here. 245 00:17:01,225 --> 00:17:03,693 Can I say something for a second? 246 00:17:03,694 --> 00:17:06,195 Do you know chiropractic medicine has been recognized 247 00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:08,731 by medical associations since 1963? 248 00:17:08,732 --> 00:17:11,767 - No, I didn't know that. - Well, it has. 249 00:17:11,768 --> 00:17:13,736 Okay? Right. 250 00:17:13,737 --> 00:17:16,437 Take a look at this. See? 251 00:17:16,438 --> 00:17:18,239 Look at your lower spine. 252 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,008 Now... 253 00:17:20,009 --> 00:17:22,477 look at this. What do you see? 254 00:17:22,478 --> 00:17:25,312 The skeleton's spine is curved... 255 00:17:25,313 --> 00:17:28,515 whereas yours is straight. 256 00:17:28,516 --> 00:17:32,519 No curve, no flexibility. No flexibility, no strength. 257 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,021 Your muscles around the vertebrae must work overtime 258 00:17:35,022 --> 00:17:37,056 just to hold your spine in place. 259 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:40,760 Finally, they spasm and your back goes out. 260 00:17:40,761 --> 00:17:44,063 Could you slip your jacket off and lie down on the table? 261 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,423 Okay. 262 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,663 - Can you take your gun off? - Oh... yeah. 263 00:17:55,373 --> 00:17:57,302 Give it to me. 264 00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:02,112 You'll be head up this end. 265 00:18:02,113 --> 00:18:04,008 Face through the gap. 266 00:18:08,819 --> 00:18:11,721 Do you have some kind of pillow I could... 267 00:18:11,722 --> 00:18:14,357 No, just relax your head. 268 00:18:14,358 --> 00:18:16,718 - Okay. - Relax. 269 00:18:19,529 --> 00:18:21,396 Oh yeah... 270 00:18:21,397 --> 00:18:23,598 Oh yeah. I got it. 271 00:18:23,599 --> 00:18:26,600 - Your L-5s are all jammed up. - The L-5? 272 00:18:26,601 --> 00:18:28,269 Yeah. Okay. 273 00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:31,939 I'll release that. Now, just relax. 274 00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:34,575 It looks more frightening than it is. 275 00:18:34,576 --> 00:18:37,869 Just relax. It'll help release your muscles. 276 00:18:43,217 --> 00:18:46,010 Much better. Turn over, please. 277 00:18:52,992 --> 00:18:55,326 Don't cross your feet. 278 00:18:55,327 --> 00:18:57,256 Okay, now... 279 00:18:58,130 --> 00:19:00,230 - Just relax. - Mmm-hmm. 280 00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:05,001 I'll give you some exercises to do every day 281 00:19:05,002 --> 00:19:06,803 in addition to the adjustments. 282 00:19:06,804 --> 00:19:10,064 Adjustments? 283 00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:15,211 How long have you been on the police force? 284 00:19:15,212 --> 00:19:17,146 I don't know. Probably about... 285 00:19:17,147 --> 00:19:19,949 Well done! Unbelievable. 286 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:23,119 It takes most people weeks to get that kind of release. 287 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:27,449 Relax. I'll do one more thing, and then you're through. 288 00:19:33,429 --> 00:19:38,165 I want to pop your fifth dorsal vertebra. 289 00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:41,893 - Where is that? - In the back of your spine. 290 00:19:44,806 --> 00:19:47,496 - Take a deep breath in. - Okay. 291 00:19:48,175 --> 00:19:50,172 And let it go. 292 00:19:51,612 --> 00:19:53,946 Didn't get it. Let's try again. 293 00:19:53,947 --> 00:19:56,307 Deep breath in. 294 00:19:57,183 --> 00:19:59,050 Now breathe out. 295 00:19:59,051 --> 00:20:02,120 You're holding back on me, Detective. 296 00:20:02,121 --> 00:20:04,222 Sorry. 297 00:20:04,223 --> 00:20:06,481 Maybe you want to try it again? 298 00:20:07,526 --> 00:20:09,990 I think we've done enough for today. 299 00:20:15,266 --> 00:20:17,867 All right. I got a tattoo. 300 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:20,103 - No, you didn't! - I did! 301 00:20:20,104 --> 00:20:22,705 Let's see it then. 302 00:20:22,706 --> 00:20:25,274 That shit looks nice, Lucy. 303 00:20:25,275 --> 00:20:27,442 Yeah, this bug's mad cute! 304 00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:30,646 I'll look hot in my bikini this summer, right? 305 00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,848 - No doubt. We're buggin'. - I get mine, 306 00:20:32,849 --> 00:20:36,717 - we'll be the Buggin' Crew. - Oh yeah... 307 00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:39,620 - the Three Lady Bugs. - I'm getting one too. 308 00:20:39,621 --> 00:20:41,889 - All in red. - You dreamin', girl. 309 00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:43,624 You ain't gonna get a tattoo. 310 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:46,827 Her father would kill her. 311 00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:49,196 Maybe you should get... 312 00:20:49,197 --> 00:20:52,230 one of those stick-ons. The shit that washes off. 313 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:55,568 Let's go to my house. It's free. 314 00:20:55,569 --> 00:20:57,430 I need cigarettes. 315 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,087 What's up, little one? 316 00:21:58,559 --> 00:22:00,351 I wanna do it. 317 00:22:02,730 --> 00:22:05,921 Hey, Ping Pong... she wants to do it. 318 00:22:13,273 --> 00:22:14,996 Let's do it. 319 00:22:20,412 --> 00:22:23,047 - Where did you get the money? - I found his Christmas tips 320 00:22:23,048 --> 00:22:25,081 from all the tenants. 321 00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:27,350 He's saving it for our trip to Disneyworld. 322 00:22:27,351 --> 00:22:29,753 He made $2,000 just from tips. 323 00:22:29,754 --> 00:22:32,355 Shit, I should be a super. 324 00:22:32,356 --> 00:22:35,023 - I want a third up front. - How much is that? 325 00:22:35,892 --> 00:22:37,993 Ping Pong, what's a third of 2,000? 326 00:22:37,994 --> 00:22:41,463 - A half would be 1,000. - I know what a half is. 327 00:22:41,464 --> 00:22:44,500 What the fuck is a third of 2,000?! 328 00:22:44,501 --> 00:22:46,793 It's 300. 329 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,394 I want $300, then we do it. 330 00:23:00,882 --> 00:23:02,743 Okay. 331 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:09,021 - You like it? - Where did you get it? 332 00:23:09,022 --> 00:23:11,624 Mr. Magic's, down in the Village. 333 00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:13,859 What street? 334 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:17,529 - Avenue C. Why? - I might get one. 335 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,798 How much does it cost? 336 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,232 $45. 337 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:24,868 - Does it hurt bad? - No, it doesn't hurt bad. 338 00:23:24,869 --> 00:23:28,806 If you want, I can go with you and make sure they do it okay... 339 00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:33,239 You want a tattoo? I'll give you one for free. 340 00:23:40,050 --> 00:23:42,251 Let me see them come back here and do this shit again, 341 00:23:42,252 --> 00:23:43,753 I'll kick their ass. 342 00:23:43,754 --> 00:23:45,988 - Shit. - Hey, Juan, que pasa? 343 00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:48,223 Just working, my friend. 344 00:23:48,224 --> 00:23:50,492 Fucking graffiti's like a fungus. 345 00:23:50,493 --> 00:23:53,362 You don't take care of it right away, it'll spread all over. 346 00:23:53,363 --> 00:23:54,862 Well... 347 00:23:54,863 --> 00:23:58,299 - you're taking care of it. - I know who's doing it. 348 00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:00,468 Those little shit friends of Maribel's. 349 00:24:00,469 --> 00:24:04,696 I'll catch them one day and kick them right up the ass. 350 00:24:05,573 --> 00:24:08,475 - How's your back? - I'm seeing this chiropractor. 351 00:24:08,476 --> 00:24:10,810 Ray, that shit don't work. 352 00:24:10,811 --> 00:24:13,513 You gotta relax. I go fishing. 353 00:24:13,514 --> 00:24:16,215 - That's how I relax. - Out in the ocean? 354 00:24:16,216 --> 00:24:18,851 Are you fucking crazy? Right there. 79th Street, 355 00:24:18,852 --> 00:24:21,153 on the Hudson. Good fishing there. 356 00:24:21,154 --> 00:24:23,622 Come out with me one day. You'll like it. 357 00:24:23,623 --> 00:24:26,124 - I don't know. - I got a rod. 358 00:24:26,125 --> 00:24:28,493 I bought a rod for Maribel, she don't use it. 359 00:24:28,494 --> 00:24:30,561 Knock on my door, we'll go fishing, 360 00:24:30,562 --> 00:24:34,198 - that'll straighten you out. - Maybe I'll do that. 361 00:24:34,199 --> 00:24:36,333 - Let's do that. - Okay. 362 00:24:36,334 --> 00:24:39,059 - Thanks, Juan. - Okay. Take care of that back. 363 00:24:40,872 --> 00:24:42,539 Coming. 364 00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:44,139 Your order. 365 00:24:45,008 --> 00:24:47,410 Yo, I caught you on the tube. 366 00:24:47,411 --> 00:24:51,247 I didn't know you were a cop. I'm Duke. This is Cletis. 367 00:24:51,248 --> 00:24:53,049 How you doing? Ray Pluto. 368 00:24:53,050 --> 00:24:55,774 What's with the suits? Going to a costume party? 369 00:24:56,886 --> 00:25:00,755 - No, this is how we dress. - The '70s are back. 370 00:25:00,756 --> 00:25:03,358 - You should check it out. - Okay. 371 00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:05,626 Let me ask you something. 372 00:25:05,627 --> 00:25:08,362 You've seen a lot of crazy shit as a cop, right? 373 00:25:08,363 --> 00:25:11,632 - People shot, stabbed... - I guess so. 374 00:25:11,633 --> 00:25:13,667 Ever seen a guy with darts stuck in him? 375 00:25:13,668 --> 00:25:15,902 - Throwing darts? - Yes. 376 00:25:15,903 --> 00:25:18,971 Perforating him in the head, the eyeballs and the chin. 377 00:25:18,972 --> 00:25:20,706 Have you ever seen anything like that? 378 00:25:20,707 --> 00:25:22,842 I don't think so. 379 00:25:22,843 --> 00:25:25,704 You've never seen it in a movie either, have you? 380 00:25:26,579 --> 00:25:28,576 No, I... no. 381 00:25:29,449 --> 00:25:31,048 All right. 382 00:25:38,490 --> 00:25:40,817 Go, go, go 383 00:25:43,095 --> 00:25:45,195 Go, go, go 384 00:25:45,196 --> 00:25:47,897 It may seem like a cold town 385 00:25:47,898 --> 00:25:49,933 Go, go, go 386 00:25:49,934 --> 00:25:51,768 I'll tell you, Lieutenant, 387 00:25:51,769 --> 00:25:54,070 I've been doing these exercises every day, 388 00:25:54,071 --> 00:25:57,239 and my back has never felt better. 389 00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:01,743 "Det. Pluto has made tremendous progress this past week..." 390 00:26:01,744 --> 00:26:05,713 "In his doctor's opinion, Det. Pluto is fit for active duty." 391 00:26:05,714 --> 00:26:08,716 This is from a damn chiropractor. 392 00:26:08,717 --> 00:26:11,052 Yes, sir. And I don't know if you know, 393 00:26:11,053 --> 00:26:14,422 but chiropractic medicine has been recognized by medical associations 394 00:26:14,423 --> 00:26:17,190 - since 1962. - Recognize this. 395 00:26:17,191 --> 00:26:19,426 If I hear your fucking back goes out again, 396 00:26:19,427 --> 00:26:22,596 I'll put you behind a desk out on Staten Island. 397 00:26:22,597 --> 00:26:25,131 - How's your dictation? - Not as good as Dimitri's. 398 00:26:25,132 --> 00:26:26,932 What did you say? 399 00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:31,103 With all disrespect... with no due respect, 400 00:26:31,104 --> 00:26:33,639 I don't know anything about dictation. 401 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,406 I'd probably be terrible at it. 402 00:26:35,407 --> 00:26:37,942 Get out before I stick my foot up your ass. 403 00:26:37,943 --> 00:26:39,377 Okay. 404 00:26:39,378 --> 00:26:40,909 Thank you, sir. 405 00:26:42,281 --> 00:26:43,948 Great to be back. 406 00:26:59,229 --> 00:27:02,921 - You guys have seen Cubbins? - He's right behind you, Sherlock. 407 00:27:03,834 --> 00:27:06,501 What are you doing sneaking up on me like that? 408 00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:08,503 - How did it go? - Back on duty. 409 00:27:08,504 --> 00:27:10,405 I'll treat you to lunch. 410 00:27:10,406 --> 00:27:12,507 Look at them. Must be nice, huh, Chick? 411 00:27:12,508 --> 00:27:15,042 Sitting around, jerking off all day. 412 00:27:15,043 --> 00:27:18,979 Don't worry about me. I got all my cases cleared, 413 00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:21,015 plus the two of yours they dumped on me 414 00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:23,784 when your partner went on restricted duty. 415 00:27:23,785 --> 00:27:27,420 You must want that Detective First Grade pretty bad. 416 00:27:27,421 --> 00:27:30,590 - No more than anyone else. - Hey, Pluto. 417 00:27:30,591 --> 00:27:33,927 They're talking about you. 418 00:27:33,928 --> 00:27:38,096 Tell, me, Ricky, are you angry with the policeman? 419 00:27:38,097 --> 00:27:40,666 No, 'cause he probably feels bad he couldn't save the people. 420 00:27:40,667 --> 00:27:44,169 Why couldn't he save the people? 421 00:27:44,170 --> 00:27:45,970 Maybe he didn't know what to do. 422 00:27:45,971 --> 00:27:48,472 But maybe now, after seeing what I did, 423 00:27:48,473 --> 00:27:51,475 he knows what to do next time. 424 00:27:51,476 --> 00:27:54,078 - Do you think he does? - I hope he does, 425 00:27:54,079 --> 00:27:56,405 so another kid doesn't have to shoot a man. 426 00:28:02,420 --> 00:28:03,882 Let's go. 427 00:28:07,490 --> 00:28:09,892 We need a title that smokes. 428 00:28:09,893 --> 00:28:12,994 - Something that's in your face. - Right! 429 00:28:17,032 --> 00:28:21,328 - "Suck the Monkey"! - Cletis, I love you, man, 430 00:28:22,204 --> 00:28:24,871 but we tag this movie, "Suck the Monkey," 431 00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:27,207 we lose out on our entire middle audience. 432 00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:29,776 That's a lot of box office. 433 00:28:29,777 --> 00:28:33,013 - This shit is pissing me off! - I know, man... 434 00:28:33,014 --> 00:28:35,414 I know... wait a second. 435 00:28:35,415 --> 00:28:37,350 We said we wanted something in your face. 436 00:28:37,351 --> 00:28:39,252 - Right. - There it is. 437 00:28:39,253 --> 00:28:42,021 "In Yo Face." 438 00:28:42,022 --> 00:28:44,690 - "In Yo Face"? - It's Ebonics! 439 00:28:44,691 --> 00:28:47,058 "In Yo Face." 440 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:51,229 And it's perfect now that we're making the Uzi twins black! 441 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,198 Whoa. Stop. Decelerate. 442 00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:56,300 - When did we decide that? - I thought we said that. 443 00:28:56,301 --> 00:28:59,470 - I never said that. - I thought it'd be cool 444 00:28:59,471 --> 00:29:01,939 - if they was Black. - Cool?! 445 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:04,675 Duke, I told you I am not into cool. 446 00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:07,744 I am into reality. And in reality, 447 00:29:07,745 --> 00:29:11,381 a brother would not act that way. Scene 32. 448 00:29:14,051 --> 00:29:16,318 "The Uzi twins shoot a cop, 449 00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:18,887 - then run off into the night." - Right. 450 00:29:18,888 --> 00:29:20,589 That's bullshit! 451 00:29:20,590 --> 00:29:24,059 There's no way a brother will run off all mortified! 452 00:29:24,060 --> 00:29:26,460 - He'll be like this... "Pow!" - Uh-huh. 453 00:29:26,461 --> 00:29:29,664 He'll turn... and walk off like this. 454 00:29:29,665 --> 00:29:31,932 Cool and slow. 455 00:29:31,933 --> 00:29:36,269 Oh no, man, they would run, bro'! 456 00:29:36,270 --> 00:29:38,238 Fine! Fine! Fine! 457 00:29:38,239 --> 00:29:41,775 They run. But then we make them white. 458 00:29:41,776 --> 00:29:44,411 You sayin' a white guy will act like that? 459 00:29:44,412 --> 00:29:46,408 You tell me a Black guy'll act like that? 460 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,881 Come on, man! 461 00:29:48,882 --> 00:29:50,883 Cletis, you're my friend! 462 00:29:50,884 --> 00:29:53,385 I don't want to be arguing with you. 463 00:29:53,386 --> 00:29:55,109 Yeah, you're my friend. 464 00:29:57,990 --> 00:30:01,159 But I think you got a bit of racist in you. 465 00:30:06,030 --> 00:30:07,397 Whoa. 466 00:30:07,398 --> 00:30:09,199 Yo, bro'? 467 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,300 - No. - Yes. 468 00:30:12,236 --> 00:30:13,994 I noticed it. 469 00:30:16,340 --> 00:30:19,842 Is it what I said about the Ebonics? 470 00:30:19,843 --> 00:30:22,411 No, it's not that. 471 00:30:22,412 --> 00:30:24,647 It's other things. 472 00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:26,781 But I don't take it personal, 473 00:30:26,782 --> 00:30:29,212 because you're white and you don't know any better. 474 00:30:40,762 --> 00:30:43,556 That's some mega-heavy shit, Cletis. 475 00:30:45,632 --> 00:30:47,265 I know. 476 00:30:52,606 --> 00:30:55,330 Okay... what if... 477 00:30:56,909 --> 00:30:59,270 we made the Uzi twins... 478 00:31:00,279 --> 00:31:01,844 Puerto Rican? 479 00:31:06,184 --> 00:31:07,681 What do you think? 480 00:31:10,389 --> 00:31:13,080 - All right? Bro'? - Bro'. 481 00:31:24,468 --> 00:31:26,862 You wanna open up to me, 482 00:31:27,837 --> 00:31:30,839 - you just go ahead. - Okay, I will. 483 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,542 'Cause I think you keep a lot of stuff inside. 484 00:31:33,543 --> 00:31:36,677 This whole Burger Bun thing. And that shit with Dimitri... 485 00:31:36,678 --> 00:31:38,980 even Shelley's accident. 486 00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:41,682 You gotta let some of that stuff out. 487 00:31:41,683 --> 00:31:44,552 I absolutely agree with you 100%. 488 00:31:44,553 --> 00:31:47,053 - I'm sorry. - Yeah? 489 00:31:47,054 --> 00:31:49,051 But you never open up with me. 490 00:31:49,924 --> 00:31:51,557 I mean... 491 00:31:52,427 --> 00:31:55,127 I'm going through some heavy shit right now too, 492 00:31:55,128 --> 00:31:57,163 and I don't know if I can talk to you about it. 493 00:31:57,164 --> 00:31:59,732 That's not true. Come on. 494 00:31:59,733 --> 00:32:02,902 You know that's not true. What is it? 495 00:32:06,338 --> 00:32:10,041 I was walking behind you the other day in the precinct... 496 00:32:10,042 --> 00:32:13,545 and I realized that I was thinking... 497 00:32:13,546 --> 00:32:16,346 "Hey, Ray's got kind of a nice ass!" 498 00:32:16,347 --> 00:32:18,348 What did you say? 499 00:32:18,349 --> 00:32:20,784 See, I told you it was heavy! 500 00:32:20,785 --> 00:32:23,787 You know... I'm not gay, okay? 501 00:32:23,788 --> 00:32:26,656 - I'm not! - Of course. Everybody knows that. 502 00:32:26,657 --> 00:32:29,725 Then why am I looking at your ass? 503 00:32:29,726 --> 00:32:33,062 I don't know. It happens to everybody, I think. 504 00:32:33,063 --> 00:32:35,330 Have you ever looked at a guy's ass? 505 00:32:35,331 --> 00:32:37,432 I probably have... 506 00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:39,000 once or twice. 507 00:32:39,001 --> 00:32:42,170 - Have you ever looked at my ass? - No. 508 00:32:42,171 --> 00:32:43,605 Why not? 509 00:32:43,606 --> 00:32:46,740 I think you gotta talk to somebody about this. 510 00:32:46,741 --> 00:32:48,542 I'm talking to you. 511 00:32:48,543 --> 00:32:51,143 I mean a professional. 512 00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:53,681 - A shrink? - Yeah. 513 00:32:53,682 --> 00:32:55,582 To get it off your chest. 514 00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:57,717 If you talk to a lot of shrinks, 515 00:32:57,718 --> 00:33:00,987 they'll tell you that deep down inside, 516 00:33:00,988 --> 00:33:05,324 - everybody's gay. - I'm not fucking gay! 517 00:33:05,325 --> 00:33:07,526 I told you, I'm not! 518 00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:09,495 - I didn't... - Why do I even... 519 00:33:09,496 --> 00:33:12,164 All I'm trying to say to you is, 520 00:33:12,165 --> 00:33:14,299 you're my friend, okay? 521 00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:16,267 And that's all that matters. 522 00:33:16,268 --> 00:33:18,336 Okay, cowboy? 523 00:33:18,337 --> 00:33:21,072 Here's what we'll do. Drop me off up here. 524 00:33:21,073 --> 00:33:22,840 I'll go to my appointment 525 00:33:22,841 --> 00:33:26,276 and I'll hook up with you later and we'll figure this thing out. 526 00:33:26,277 --> 00:33:28,912 - It's probably just a phase. - Okay. 527 00:33:28,913 --> 00:33:33,083 Maybe it was just an accident. Your eyes happened to look there. 528 00:33:33,084 --> 00:33:34,751 - You think so? - Could be. 529 00:33:35,919 --> 00:33:38,387 You're gonna be fine, man. All right? 530 00:33:38,388 --> 00:33:39,953 All right. 531 00:33:45,194 --> 00:33:47,729 Much better. Still doing the exercises? 532 00:33:47,730 --> 00:33:49,022 Every day. 533 00:33:50,799 --> 00:33:53,301 How's the pelvic area? 534 00:33:53,302 --> 00:33:54,696 Any tension? 535 00:33:55,837 --> 00:33:57,402 Roll over. 536 00:34:04,312 --> 00:34:05,603 So... 537 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,081 where are you from, if you don't mind me asking? 538 00:34:09,082 --> 00:34:11,017 And if I do? 539 00:34:11,018 --> 00:34:13,618 I was wondering because of your accent. 540 00:34:15,054 --> 00:34:16,421 Brighton. 541 00:34:16,422 --> 00:34:18,189 On the English Channel. 542 00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:20,592 How long have you been over here? 543 00:34:20,593 --> 00:34:23,828 - Six years. - Married? 544 00:34:23,829 --> 00:34:25,996 Once. 545 00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:28,597 - You? - Same. 546 00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:34,871 Thanks for getting that recommendation out so quickly, Doc. 547 00:34:34,872 --> 00:34:37,540 You got it off fast, and I'm back on duty. 548 00:34:37,541 --> 00:34:41,711 You have an excellent recovery. I'm impressed by your discipline. 549 00:34:41,712 --> 00:34:44,980 Chiropractic is a lifetime commitment. 550 00:34:44,981 --> 00:34:47,616 Really? I didn't know that. 551 00:34:47,617 --> 00:34:50,809 I'll have another go at your fifth dorsal vertebra. 552 00:34:59,795 --> 00:35:01,662 Take a deep breath. 553 00:35:01,663 --> 00:35:04,127 Hold it and... 554 00:35:05,466 --> 00:35:07,000 Damn it. 555 00:35:07,001 --> 00:35:08,998 I'll get this bastard. 556 00:35:15,976 --> 00:35:17,803 Take a deep breath in. 557 00:35:18,945 --> 00:35:21,947 Oh... yeah. 558 00:35:21,948 --> 00:35:23,582 I got it. 559 00:35:23,583 --> 00:35:25,079 Yeah. 560 00:36:11,192 --> 00:36:13,327 No, wait just a goddamn minute! 561 00:36:13,328 --> 00:36:15,161 - Sorry, Dr. Beamer. - Stop calling me that! 562 00:36:15,162 --> 00:36:18,131 My name's Ann! And I like you, Detective. 563 00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:20,533 But if you think I'll screw you on this table! 564 00:36:20,534 --> 00:36:22,435 Of course not, Dr... Ann! 565 00:36:22,436 --> 00:36:25,270 - I have no excuse. I'm sorry. - Stop apologizing! 566 00:36:25,271 --> 00:36:27,572 Did you hear me scream for help? 567 00:36:27,573 --> 00:36:29,875 I've got three patients waiting outside. 568 00:36:29,876 --> 00:36:32,778 Maybe I should just get out of here. 569 00:36:32,779 --> 00:36:34,742 I don't know what I was thinking. 570 00:36:36,114 --> 00:36:38,509 - Wait a second. - What? 571 00:36:41,586 --> 00:36:44,186 - How do I look? - Not good. 572 00:36:48,559 --> 00:36:51,027 - Did you want maybe... - Sure. 573 00:36:51,028 --> 00:36:52,228 What? 574 00:36:52,229 --> 00:36:54,497 I thought you meant... 575 00:36:54,498 --> 00:36:56,999 I meant, do you want to have some dinner? 576 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,867 Oh yeah. I could do that. 577 00:36:58,868 --> 00:37:02,003 - What did you think I meant? - That. Dinner. 578 00:37:04,873 --> 00:37:06,233 Okay. 579 00:37:13,282 --> 00:37:17,178 Keep doing those exercises. It's important. 580 00:37:18,052 --> 00:37:20,654 Nora. Hi. Ed, Francine. 581 00:37:20,655 --> 00:37:22,856 How are you doing? 582 00:37:22,857 --> 00:37:24,624 Bye. 583 00:37:24,625 --> 00:37:28,191 Detective Pluto will be in next week, Teesha. 584 00:37:29,162 --> 00:37:32,195 Ed, let's get cracking. 585 00:37:41,073 --> 00:37:43,708 Maribel says she's getting a tattoo. 586 00:37:43,709 --> 00:37:45,943 - Bullshit. - Yeah? 587 00:37:45,944 --> 00:37:49,279 - I'll show you bullshit tomorrow. - Your father said yes? 588 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,582 - Uh-huh. - Where you gonna get it? 589 00:37:51,583 --> 00:37:54,752 - Mr. Magic, down in the Village. - What street? 590 00:37:55,619 --> 00:37:57,887 - Avenue C. - How much does he charge? 591 00:37:57,888 --> 00:37:59,422 $45. 592 00:37:59,423 --> 00:38:02,325 All right. You can be Baby Bug. 593 00:38:02,326 --> 00:38:05,327 - I'm called Lady Bug. - I'm Jewel Bug. 594 00:38:05,328 --> 00:38:08,964 - I still don't believe you. - That's because you're Bug Spray. 595 00:38:11,267 --> 00:38:13,298 Fuck you, bitches. 596 00:38:25,713 --> 00:38:27,814 Doing good, Ray. 597 00:38:27,815 --> 00:38:29,783 You'll catch something. 598 00:38:29,784 --> 00:38:32,085 I used to come out here with Maribel. 599 00:38:32,086 --> 00:38:34,320 She used to take this fishing seriously. 600 00:38:34,321 --> 00:38:36,522 She'd say, "Papi, you gotta be quiet 601 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:38,423 so the fish don't hear you." 602 00:38:38,424 --> 00:38:41,360 Then she'd say, "Just whisper." 603 00:38:41,361 --> 00:38:45,029 We'd spend the whole afternoon here, whispering to each other. 604 00:38:45,030 --> 00:38:47,498 Why did she stop? 605 00:38:47,499 --> 00:38:49,534 She's growing up. 606 00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:51,469 Now she hates her old man. 607 00:38:51,470 --> 00:38:54,905 - Everything I say is stupid. - Nah, she doesn't hate you. 608 00:38:54,906 --> 00:38:58,675 I know she says that shit sometimes. 609 00:38:58,676 --> 00:39:01,645 She gave me this for my birthday. 610 00:39:01,646 --> 00:39:03,837 - That's nice. - Nice, right? 611 00:39:04,715 --> 00:39:07,883 She still calls me "Papi," so I know she loves me. 612 00:39:07,884 --> 00:39:10,386 Now she thinks she can do whatever she wants. 613 00:39:10,387 --> 00:39:12,955 She's telling me, "I'm getting a tattoo." 614 00:39:12,956 --> 00:39:15,957 I said, "You're not. You live in my house." 615 00:39:15,958 --> 00:39:20,161 She doesn't respect me. I gotta teach her respect. 616 00:39:20,162 --> 00:39:23,297 It kills me to do that... 617 00:39:24,166 --> 00:39:26,700 but she's still my little girl. 618 00:39:26,701 --> 00:39:28,334 I love her. 619 00:39:29,270 --> 00:39:32,873 - I think it's a tough age. - You're telling me? 620 00:39:32,874 --> 00:39:36,338 You're lucky you don't have a daughter. 621 00:39:38,745 --> 00:39:41,514 - I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking. - It's okay. 622 00:39:41,515 --> 00:39:44,911 I'm sorry. That was stupid of me. 623 00:39:49,922 --> 00:39:51,723 Hey, guys. 624 00:39:51,724 --> 00:39:53,357 What's up? 625 00:39:54,227 --> 00:39:56,360 - What do you want? - Do it! 626 00:40:13,944 --> 00:40:16,236 Ping Pong, come on. 627 00:40:23,753 --> 00:40:26,254 - You know those guys? - No. You okay? 628 00:40:26,255 --> 00:40:28,189 - Yeah. You? - I'm all right. 629 00:40:28,190 --> 00:40:30,324 Those fucking pendejos! 630 00:40:31,393 --> 00:40:34,428 Fuck! They shot the fucking fish! 631 00:40:34,429 --> 00:40:37,153 - I think he's alive. - No, man! 632 00:40:42,303 --> 00:40:44,070 Is that too symbolic? 633 00:40:44,071 --> 00:40:46,138 No, man. 634 00:40:46,139 --> 00:40:47,907 We need symbols. 635 00:40:47,908 --> 00:40:50,809 I'm telling you, the French bug out for that shit. 636 00:40:50,810 --> 00:40:53,412 - Know what I'm saying? - I've been thinking 'bout Cannes. 637 00:40:53,413 --> 00:40:55,513 I bet you have, bro'. 638 00:40:55,514 --> 00:40:57,649 I see us winning Best Picture. 639 00:40:57,650 --> 00:41:00,518 - Don't you? - From which arises a question. 640 00:41:00,519 --> 00:41:02,287 Uh-huh? 641 00:41:02,288 --> 00:41:04,255 When we walk up on stage... 642 00:41:04,256 --> 00:41:07,190 - to accept that prize... - Right. 643 00:41:07,191 --> 00:41:10,827 - which one of us walks first? - We go together. 644 00:41:10,828 --> 00:41:13,997 Side by side. Unified. 645 00:41:15,299 --> 00:41:17,300 What if the staircase leading to the stage 646 00:41:17,301 --> 00:41:19,468 is too narrow for the both of us? 647 00:41:19,469 --> 00:41:21,500 Who walks up first? 648 00:41:32,615 --> 00:41:34,482 - Who is it? - Chinese food. 649 00:41:34,483 --> 00:41:36,081 Second floor. 650 00:41:40,855 --> 00:41:42,923 All right, man, reality check. 651 00:41:42,924 --> 00:41:46,592 We're not walking on any stage until we finish this scene! 652 00:41:46,593 --> 00:41:48,528 - Know what I'm saying? - Okay. 653 00:41:48,529 --> 00:41:50,496 Yeah. Let's get to work. 654 00:41:50,497 --> 00:41:52,722 - Let's do it. - All right. 655 00:41:58,371 --> 00:42:01,373 Chiropractic is primarily manipulation of the spine 656 00:42:01,374 --> 00:42:03,008 in order to relieve pain. 657 00:42:03,009 --> 00:42:04,976 All I know is my back feels great. 658 00:42:04,977 --> 00:42:06,911 And I enjoy getting on that table with you. 659 00:42:06,912 --> 00:42:09,647 Ray, I need to talk about what happened. 660 00:42:09,648 --> 00:42:12,783 - I meant getting adjustments. - I don't want you to think... 661 00:42:12,784 --> 00:42:15,652 - It was just one of those things. - Yeah, you're right. 662 00:42:15,653 --> 00:42:17,120 It was spur of the moment, 663 00:42:17,121 --> 00:42:19,389 - but... - I don't. 664 00:42:19,390 --> 00:42:22,525 - You don't what? - What you were saying. 665 00:42:22,526 --> 00:42:23,660 Oh. 666 00:42:23,661 --> 00:42:26,028 Isn't that what you were just saying? 667 00:42:26,029 --> 00:42:29,965 I know myself pretty well. 668 00:42:29,966 --> 00:42:33,369 I know I'm not an impulsive person. 669 00:42:33,370 --> 00:42:35,536 Got it. 670 00:42:35,537 --> 00:42:37,905 I smell smoke. 671 00:42:37,906 --> 00:42:40,734 - Can you smell smoke? - No. 672 00:42:42,778 --> 00:42:44,878 What? 673 00:42:44,879 --> 00:42:47,447 God damn it! Those people are smoking. 674 00:42:47,448 --> 00:42:49,349 Excuse me. 675 00:42:49,350 --> 00:42:52,352 - Those people are smoking. - Is it bothering you? 676 00:42:52,353 --> 00:42:55,321 No, it's not bothering me, it's killing me. 677 00:42:55,322 --> 00:42:57,990 Do you know second-hand smoke causes lung cancer, 678 00:42:57,991 --> 00:43:01,827 - heart disease and emphysema? - I'll try not to breathe. 679 00:43:01,828 --> 00:43:05,697 It's moments like this I really wish I had a gun. 680 00:43:05,698 --> 00:43:07,632 You've got a gun, don't you? 681 00:43:07,633 --> 00:43:09,701 No, I'm off duty. I didn't bring it. 682 00:43:09,702 --> 00:43:11,392 Pity. 683 00:43:13,406 --> 00:43:16,974 - Let's not let it ruin our meal. - Right. 684 00:43:16,975 --> 00:43:19,243 - How's the fish? - Great. The chicken? 685 00:43:19,244 --> 00:43:20,968 Not bad. Do you want to taste... 686 00:43:22,347 --> 00:43:24,412 They're smoking again! 687 00:43:26,083 --> 00:43:29,184 - What are you doing? - Enough of this frou-frou shit. 688 00:43:31,321 --> 00:43:33,921 Jesus Christ! 689 00:43:36,159 --> 00:43:38,088 It was her! 690 00:43:40,696 --> 00:43:44,899 And good things continue to develop for New York's youngest hero, 691 00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:46,434 Ricky Lapinsky. 692 00:43:46,435 --> 00:43:49,937 Earlier today, Lapinsky's parents received an offer 693 00:43:49,938 --> 00:43:52,573 from Macaulay Culkin for the film rights... 694 00:43:52,574 --> 00:43:55,175 That's the kid from "Home Alone." I love that movie. 695 00:43:55,176 --> 00:43:58,344 reportedly seeking an action vehicle for himself 696 00:43:58,345 --> 00:44:00,947 - to write, direct... - "I see, you see, 697 00:44:00,948 --> 00:44:04,515 he/she/it see." - Sees. 698 00:44:05,385 --> 00:44:07,419 "He sees the mouse." 699 00:44:07,420 --> 00:44:09,621 Everybody else "see" the mouse. 700 00:44:09,622 --> 00:44:11,790 Why he "sees" it? 701 00:44:11,791 --> 00:44:14,560 This language makes no sense. I'll flunk this test. 702 00:44:14,561 --> 00:44:17,962 No, you'll pass. Just relax. 703 00:44:17,963 --> 00:44:20,531 "He sees the mouse." 704 00:44:20,532 --> 00:44:22,723 Okay, baby. 705 00:44:24,570 --> 00:44:27,137 Goodbye. There's chicken in the fridge. 706 00:44:27,138 --> 00:44:29,239 I told Maribel to heat it up for you. 707 00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:32,109 - Wish me luck. - I wish you luck. 708 00:44:32,110 --> 00:44:33,937 Adiosito. 709 00:44:47,857 --> 00:44:50,758 I am really sorry about the whole thing. 710 00:44:50,759 --> 00:44:53,194 Smoking is against the law. I could have arrested them. 711 00:44:53,195 --> 00:44:56,597 - You should have. - What did the guy say again? 712 00:44:56,598 --> 00:44:59,399 "If you persist on throwing food, I'll have to ask you to leave." 713 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,302 He said, "young lady," or something. Hey. 714 00:45:02,303 --> 00:45:04,438 - Hi, Pluto. - What are you doing? 715 00:45:04,439 --> 00:45:06,539 - Nothing. - This is Maribel, 716 00:45:06,540 --> 00:45:10,243 - whom I've known since she was two. - Nice to meet you. 717 00:45:10,244 --> 00:45:13,279 Did your dad tell you we went fishing? 718 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,847 I used your pole, which you were pretty good with. 719 00:45:15,848 --> 00:45:19,381 - I was never good. - Okay. 720 00:45:20,253 --> 00:45:21,953 - Hasta la vista. - Hasta luego. 721 00:45:21,954 --> 00:45:23,488 Hasta manana. 722 00:45:23,489 --> 00:45:26,213 - Good Spanish. - Thanks. 723 00:45:29,594 --> 00:45:32,563 Sorry about that front room. I'm actually renovating. 724 00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:36,366 I'll just eat and run, since I have to go to work early. 725 00:45:36,367 --> 00:45:38,268 - What did you say? - I like candles. 726 00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:39,802 They'd work better if you lit them. 727 00:45:39,803 --> 00:45:41,402 Ice cream. 728 00:45:45,041 --> 00:45:47,835 You left that there so I'd think you're a good boy? 729 00:45:48,711 --> 00:45:51,180 I actually do the exercises every day. 730 00:45:51,181 --> 00:45:54,049 - All of them? - Except for 7A. 731 00:45:54,050 --> 00:45:56,083 - Doesn't do anything. - What? 732 00:45:56,084 --> 00:45:57,885 It works incredibly well. 733 00:45:57,886 --> 00:45:59,787 Let me see what you've been doing. 734 00:45:59,788 --> 00:46:01,387 Show me. 735 00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:05,090 I'll show you. 736 00:46:08,529 --> 00:46:10,390 I don't feel anything. 737 00:46:11,465 --> 00:46:15,034 It's called the "pelvic lift," which suggests a little elevation. 738 00:46:15,035 --> 00:46:16,368 Try again. 739 00:46:16,369 --> 00:46:18,270 - Up here. - That high? 740 00:46:18,271 --> 00:46:20,005 Yes. Now lower. 741 00:46:20,006 --> 00:46:21,574 And raise. 742 00:46:21,575 --> 00:46:23,409 - You feel that? - Mm-hm. 743 00:46:23,410 --> 00:46:26,510 - It opens you right here. - Ticklish. 744 00:47:22,997 --> 00:47:24,930 Hi, Lucy. 745 00:47:24,931 --> 00:47:26,665 Hi, Mirabel. 746 00:47:26,666 --> 00:47:28,800 I'm going to get a tattoo. 747 00:47:28,801 --> 00:47:31,770 - No, you're not. - Yeah, look. 748 00:47:31,771 --> 00:47:34,734 See, mine's in red. Told you. 749 00:47:38,944 --> 00:47:42,272 - What's up, little one? - What are you doing here? 750 00:47:43,148 --> 00:47:44,645 Come see. 751 00:47:56,126 --> 00:47:59,887 - Is he dead? - Not yet. Get the money! 752 00:48:01,298 --> 00:48:02,658 Get the money! 753 00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:07,702 I'm sorry, but you better hurry before Mommy comes home 754 00:48:07,703 --> 00:48:09,871 and we have to do her ass too! 755 00:48:09,872 --> 00:48:13,132 - Go! Where's the money? - I'm getting it. 756 00:48:22,784 --> 00:48:24,645 Vamonos! Let's get outta here! 757 00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:30,523 C'mon, let's go! 758 00:48:30,524 --> 00:48:32,055 No. 759 00:48:33,093 --> 00:48:35,021 - What? - Don't take that. 760 00:48:35,895 --> 00:48:38,863 Don't take it? After everything I did for you, 761 00:48:38,864 --> 00:48:40,656 you tell me what not to take? 762 00:48:43,769 --> 00:48:45,833 We should do her too. 763 00:48:55,479 --> 00:48:58,181 Fucking pendejo. 764 00:48:58,182 --> 00:49:00,145 Do his ass again. 765 00:49:04,854 --> 00:49:07,022 Let's try it again. 766 00:49:07,023 --> 00:49:10,158 You hear the shots. Pow! Pow! Pow! 767 00:49:10,159 --> 00:49:13,028 - I run to the window. - You see the Uzi twins 768 00:49:13,029 --> 00:49:16,063 - waste the cop. - Our friend! Gone! 769 00:49:16,064 --> 00:49:18,265 - Annihilated! - You want to kill them! 770 00:49:18,266 --> 00:49:21,035 But I can't, 'cause they're running away, scared. 771 00:49:21,036 --> 00:49:23,534 So you yell something at them! 772 00:49:25,439 --> 00:49:28,408 I see you, you goddamn Spic bastards! 773 00:49:28,409 --> 00:49:29,906 I see you! 774 00:49:30,911 --> 00:49:34,913 - Yo, somebody saw us! - Bastards! 775 00:49:34,914 --> 00:49:36,582 I see you! 776 00:49:36,583 --> 00:49:38,817 I told you to close the curtain! 777 00:49:38,818 --> 00:49:41,253 - I see you! - Shit! Go! 778 00:49:41,254 --> 00:49:43,422 Go, go, go! 779 00:50:08,412 --> 00:50:10,807 Oh my God. 780 00:50:13,617 --> 00:50:15,283 Ah! 781 00:50:16,619 --> 00:50:19,888 Now that is great exercise for my back. 782 00:50:19,889 --> 00:50:21,656 Shut up! 783 00:50:21,657 --> 00:50:23,825 I mean it. 784 00:50:23,826 --> 00:50:28,128 It hasn't felt this loose in 10 years. 785 00:50:28,129 --> 00:50:31,787 Maybe you can incorporate this into your treatment program. 786 00:50:32,667 --> 00:50:34,459 Fine with me. 787 00:50:36,303 --> 00:50:39,672 I've never had sex with a policeman before. 788 00:50:39,673 --> 00:50:41,641 How was it? 789 00:50:41,642 --> 00:50:44,742 Can we try your handcuffs next time? 790 00:50:45,711 --> 00:50:47,378 Yeah. 791 00:50:48,414 --> 00:50:50,047 Yeah. 792 00:50:51,217 --> 00:50:53,510 The sun is nice. 793 00:50:56,788 --> 00:50:58,922 Are you asleep? 794 00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:09,365 I'll take a Double Bun burger 795 00:51:09,366 --> 00:51:11,932 with a chocolate shake, please. 796 00:51:25,914 --> 00:51:28,883 I had a really nice time last night. 797 00:51:28,884 --> 00:51:30,384 Me too. 798 00:51:30,385 --> 00:51:32,246 It was great. 799 00:51:34,356 --> 00:51:38,423 It's been a while for me, so... 800 00:51:42,230 --> 00:51:45,091 - We should get coffee. - I agree. 801 00:51:45,966 --> 00:51:49,001 What's with the service in this place? 802 00:51:49,002 --> 00:51:50,669 Hey! 803 00:51:50,670 --> 00:51:52,171 Hello? 804 00:51:52,172 --> 00:51:54,273 Tell you what. 805 00:51:54,274 --> 00:51:56,808 If you can get somebody, get me scrambled eggs, 806 00:51:56,809 --> 00:51:59,534 - I'll grab a paper. - Okay. 807 00:52:07,185 --> 00:52:09,580 Let me get this paper here. 808 00:52:25,701 --> 00:52:27,202 Shelley! 809 00:52:27,203 --> 00:52:29,871 Ray! 810 00:52:29,872 --> 00:52:32,774 Where have you been? Oh my God! 811 00:52:32,775 --> 00:52:35,465 Look, Cleo, it's your daddy. 812 00:52:36,545 --> 00:52:38,779 Come on, Ray. Let's go home. 813 00:52:38,780 --> 00:52:41,744 Okay. Let me just get the paper. 814 00:52:42,617 --> 00:52:45,685 Want to say bye to Daddy? Say goodbye to Daddy. 815 00:52:45,686 --> 00:52:47,854 I don't have any change. Hey! 816 00:52:52,893 --> 00:52:54,082 Shelley! 817 00:53:31,227 --> 00:53:33,362 Yo, Ray! 818 00:53:33,363 --> 00:53:34,530 Mr. Pluto! 819 00:53:34,531 --> 00:53:36,391 Mr. Pluto! 820 00:53:39,001 --> 00:53:41,469 You better come down! There's some heavy shit going on! 821 00:53:41,470 --> 00:53:44,002 - What? - Somebody stabbed the super! 822 00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:51,778 - Excuse me. - Hey! 823 00:53:51,779 --> 00:53:53,776 Detective. 824 00:54:04,625 --> 00:54:06,223 Sir... 825 00:54:10,863 --> 00:54:13,465 I don't know. 826 00:54:13,466 --> 00:54:16,066 Just answer the question, sweetheart. 827 00:54:16,067 --> 00:54:18,969 No. I told you I never saw them before. 828 00:54:18,970 --> 00:54:21,271 Look at me. Come on. 829 00:54:21,272 --> 00:54:22,973 How did they get in? Did you buzz them in? 830 00:54:22,974 --> 00:54:24,232 Leave her alone. 831 00:54:25,509 --> 00:54:27,877 What are you doing here? 832 00:54:27,878 --> 00:54:30,680 - This is my case. - We got this case an hour ago. 833 00:54:30,681 --> 00:54:34,544 - Where were you? - Touch her again, I'll lay you out. 834 00:54:35,652 --> 00:54:39,185 Stop it! You can't come in here! 835 00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:48,229 God damn it, Pluto! This is bad, 836 00:54:48,230 --> 00:54:50,264 - very bad. - Lieutenant... 837 00:54:50,265 --> 00:54:53,467 Just shut up, because I'm starting to get confused. 838 00:54:53,468 --> 00:54:55,702 Are you trying to solve murders or cause them? 839 00:54:55,703 --> 00:54:59,539 Why am I responsible because I live in that building? 840 00:54:59,540 --> 00:55:02,175 It's never your fault, is it? 841 00:55:02,176 --> 00:55:04,910 You never take responsibility for anything, do you? 842 00:55:04,911 --> 00:55:06,245 Yes, I do. 843 00:55:06,246 --> 00:55:09,048 Let me prove it by giving me this case. 844 00:55:09,049 --> 00:55:11,083 Let me have this case, please. 845 00:55:11,084 --> 00:55:13,585 You and Cubbins have the body art murder. 846 00:55:13,586 --> 00:55:16,988 The guy's a friend of mine. He's hanging by a thread. 847 00:55:16,989 --> 00:55:20,249 I know his wife and daughter. Give me one more shot. 848 00:55:21,326 --> 00:55:23,391 No. Dimitri's got it. 849 00:55:25,797 --> 00:55:28,098 Anything you want to tell me? 850 00:55:28,099 --> 00:55:30,467 - About what? - The case. 851 00:55:30,468 --> 00:55:33,837 - You got any leads? - You're a detective. 852 00:55:33,838 --> 00:55:36,939 - Detect. - Cut the fucking attitude! 853 00:55:36,940 --> 00:55:40,576 You got any information, give it to him now! 854 00:55:40,577 --> 00:55:43,779 - Sorry. I don't know anything. - Hey, Pluto. 855 00:55:43,780 --> 00:55:46,514 I hear the girl and her father were fighting a lot. 856 00:55:46,515 --> 00:55:47,882 Who said that? 857 00:55:47,883 --> 00:55:50,985 A neighbor said they were going at it pretty heavy. 858 00:55:50,986 --> 00:55:52,821 - Heavy? - Yeah. 859 00:55:52,822 --> 00:55:57,856 No, not heavy. Just typical stuff between father and daughter. 860 00:55:58,927 --> 00:56:02,162 Wait a minute. What are you saying? 861 00:56:02,163 --> 00:56:03,997 I'm not saying anything. 862 00:56:03,998 --> 00:56:06,699 You're trying to bring her in on this. 863 00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:08,668 I can't fucking believe you! 864 00:56:08,669 --> 00:56:10,503 That's enough! Get the hell out! 865 00:56:10,504 --> 00:56:13,306 That's his only daughter. She loves him. 866 00:56:13,307 --> 00:56:16,842 She used to fish with him! She bought him a necklace. 867 00:56:16,843 --> 00:56:19,578 She loves him! You son of a bitch! 868 00:56:19,579 --> 00:56:21,880 - Get the hell out! - She loves him! 869 00:56:21,881 --> 00:56:24,116 Get out of here! 870 00:56:24,117 --> 00:56:27,285 Have some respect for your job! 871 00:56:29,621 --> 00:56:33,157 What's wrong with you people? Are you blind? 872 00:56:33,158 --> 00:56:34,552 God! 873 00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:38,057 He's her father! 874 00:56:39,830 --> 00:56:41,731 "Super... 875 00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:43,433 at... 876 00:56:43,434 --> 00:56:44,933 hospital... 877 00:56:44,934 --> 00:56:47,830 barely conscious." 878 00:56:48,772 --> 00:56:51,440 Fucking guy's still alive, Jojo! 879 00:56:51,441 --> 00:56:53,842 Not for long. What about us? 880 00:56:53,843 --> 00:56:55,743 - It don't say nothing. - Read it to me! 881 00:56:55,744 --> 00:56:58,479 It just says it was two guys "that nobody saw, 882 00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:03,384 except the daughter, who was unable to give a des... 883 00:57:03,385 --> 00:57:05,652 - des..." - Description! 884 00:57:05,653 --> 00:57:08,889 "Police say no other res... 885 00:57:08,890 --> 00:57:12,859 residents wit... nessed the stabbing." 886 00:57:12,860 --> 00:57:14,727 I saw the guy in the window. 887 00:57:14,728 --> 00:57:18,097 - He was looking at me! - Then what's going on? 888 00:57:18,098 --> 00:57:19,899 I don't know. 889 00:57:19,900 --> 00:57:23,269 Maybe they're waiting for us to make a mistake. 890 00:57:23,270 --> 00:57:26,302 Maybe this guy's scared and hasn't told anybody. 891 00:57:28,574 --> 00:57:31,876 Look at those tears. That shit looks so real. 892 00:57:31,877 --> 00:57:34,978 We should have done her. She'll talk. 893 00:57:34,979 --> 00:57:36,446 No! 894 00:57:36,447 --> 00:57:40,317 She can't touch us without bringing herself down! 895 00:57:40,318 --> 00:57:43,554 All we have to do is say the fucking truth. 896 00:57:43,555 --> 00:57:45,254 She hired us! 897 00:57:45,255 --> 00:57:47,023 You really think that guy's seen us? 898 00:57:47,024 --> 00:57:48,858 He called us fucking Spics! 899 00:57:48,859 --> 00:57:51,494 - Let's go do him. - No. 900 00:57:51,495 --> 00:57:53,763 We're not going to do shit! 901 00:57:53,764 --> 00:57:56,498 We just have to sit here and think! 902 00:57:56,499 --> 00:57:59,031 We just gotta fucking think! 903 00:57:59,902 --> 00:58:03,839 It's a thinking man's game and you're not thinking! 904 00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:05,802 So think! 905 00:58:07,843 --> 00:58:09,777 We should just go do him! 906 00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:13,709 Let's go waste him right now, Jojo! 907 00:58:19,587 --> 00:58:22,522 Can you sit down? 908 00:58:22,523 --> 00:58:24,390 You're making me nervous. 909 00:58:24,391 --> 00:58:27,025 You should be nervous, man. 910 00:58:27,026 --> 00:58:28,961 The super was stabbed yesterday. 911 00:58:28,962 --> 00:58:31,396 How does that make you feel? 912 00:58:31,397 --> 00:58:33,799 I'm bummed for the guy. 913 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:35,864 No, Duke! 914 00:58:37,369 --> 00:58:40,538 He was almost killed, right in that window. 915 00:58:40,539 --> 00:58:43,541 There's some weird energy coming in here. 916 00:58:43,542 --> 00:58:46,243 - Can you feel it? - Yeah, I feel it. 917 00:58:46,244 --> 00:58:48,211 It's intense, right? 918 00:58:48,212 --> 00:58:50,747 It's very intense, man. 919 00:58:50,748 --> 00:58:54,150 That's exactly what's missing from our screenplay. 920 00:58:54,151 --> 00:58:57,486 And my biggest problem is the guy in the chair. 921 00:58:57,487 --> 00:59:00,089 He doesn't move, he doesn't talk. 922 00:59:00,090 --> 00:59:01,957 He just sits there. 923 00:59:01,958 --> 00:59:04,326 What do you want him to do? 924 00:59:04,327 --> 00:59:06,761 We may have to "illuminate" the whole scene. 925 00:59:06,762 --> 00:59:09,330 No, I'm not losing that shit with the darts. 926 00:59:09,331 --> 00:59:11,566 That shit's fresh... dope. It's totally whacked. 927 00:59:11,567 --> 00:59:15,102 - Why are you talking like that? - Talking like what? 928 00:59:15,103 --> 00:59:17,604 "Dope," "fresh," "whacked." 929 00:59:17,605 --> 00:59:19,940 - Nigger, you ain't Black. - I know that! 930 00:59:19,941 --> 00:59:22,676 - Then talk normal, will you? - Well... 931 00:59:22,677 --> 00:59:25,211 I thought I was, man! 932 00:59:25,212 --> 00:59:26,811 Damn! 933 00:59:37,757 --> 00:59:40,659 I know this is difficult, Mrs. Fontaine, 934 00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:44,962 but do you know anyone who would want to kill your husband? 935 00:59:44,963 --> 00:59:48,232 Have you talked to the people next door? 936 00:59:48,233 --> 00:59:51,402 - The tattoo parlor? - "Mr. Magic." 937 00:59:51,403 --> 00:59:54,904 They've always been jealous of our celebrity clientele. 938 00:59:54,905 --> 01:00:00,109 They have a walk-in trade, mostly tourists. 939 01:00:00,110 --> 01:00:03,473 And you think they might have killed your husband? 940 01:00:05,048 --> 01:00:07,182 Doesn't it seem logical? 941 01:00:07,183 --> 01:00:10,719 I don't know, Mrs. Fontaine. 942 01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,055 Maybe it was someone else. 943 01:00:13,056 --> 01:00:16,290 - Someone who didn't get it. - Didn't get what? 944 01:00:16,291 --> 01:00:21,529 Maybe someone who walked in here and saw all this... stuff 945 01:00:21,530 --> 01:00:24,965 and could only see it as a bunch of morons 946 01:00:24,966 --> 01:00:27,033 poking fucking holes in themselves. 947 01:00:27,034 --> 01:00:29,369 Maybe some guy saw this and said, "That's it!" 948 01:00:29,370 --> 01:00:31,435 and shot your husband. 949 01:00:38,979 --> 01:00:40,913 What the hell was that about? 950 01:00:40,914 --> 01:00:44,249 - That woman just lost her husband! - I'm sorry. 951 01:00:44,250 --> 01:00:46,818 Every time I think about Dimitri getting that case... 952 01:00:46,819 --> 01:00:48,886 - That's my case! - It's not! 953 01:00:48,887 --> 01:00:51,422 It's Dimitri's! Deal with it! 954 01:00:51,423 --> 01:00:53,257 Listen to this. 955 01:00:53,258 --> 01:00:56,193 I went fishing with the super down by the river. 956 01:00:56,194 --> 01:00:58,028 Two Latino punks showed up with a gun. 957 01:00:58,029 --> 01:01:00,297 And they were gonna waste him. 958 01:01:00,298 --> 01:01:03,333 I gashed one of them with a fishhook that cut him in the neck. 959 01:01:03,334 --> 01:01:06,836 If it's the same guys, Maribel may have seen it. 960 01:01:06,837 --> 01:01:10,606 Jesus Christ! I hate that brown-nose prick too, 961 01:01:10,607 --> 01:01:12,775 but if you know something, tell him! 962 01:01:12,776 --> 01:01:16,411 I will, but I want to talk to the girl first. 963 01:01:16,412 --> 01:01:19,172 Poor kid, she's probably devastated. 964 01:01:24,719 --> 01:01:26,920 What am I talking about? 965 01:01:26,921 --> 01:01:29,523 - That's me. - That is not you... 966 01:01:29,524 --> 01:01:32,860 - "Loser cop." - That is not you! 967 01:01:32,861 --> 01:01:36,629 Only thing they left out is "loser father, loser husband." 968 01:01:36,630 --> 01:01:38,765 Cut this shit out right now! 969 01:01:38,766 --> 01:01:42,435 Shelley loved you. If she heard you, she'd kick your ass! 970 01:01:42,436 --> 01:01:44,636 I shouldn't have bought that paper. 971 01:01:44,637 --> 01:01:46,168 What paper? 972 01:01:48,474 --> 01:01:51,810 Shelley said to me, "Let's go." 973 01:01:51,811 --> 01:01:55,046 And I said, "I want to buy this paper. 974 01:01:55,047 --> 01:01:57,948 If you're in a hurry, go ahead." 975 01:01:57,949 --> 01:01:59,844 So she went ahead and... 976 01:02:01,019 --> 01:02:03,119 I stopped to buy the paper. 977 01:02:05,089 --> 01:02:07,457 If I hadn't bought the paper... 978 01:02:07,458 --> 01:02:10,559 I saw the van coming... I could have saved her. 979 01:02:14,831 --> 01:02:19,034 Ray, that is not your fault. 980 01:02:19,035 --> 01:02:21,362 That was an accident. 981 01:02:24,307 --> 01:02:26,874 Why don't you take off? 982 01:02:26,875 --> 01:02:28,810 I'll cover for you in the book. 983 01:02:28,811 --> 01:02:30,912 Just go home and take it easy. 984 01:02:30,913 --> 01:02:34,148 - All right. Maybe you're right. - You'll be all right. 985 01:02:34,149 --> 01:02:35,982 Thanks, man. 986 01:02:35,983 --> 01:02:38,685 Come on. I love you, man. 987 01:02:38,686 --> 01:02:41,411 Okay? I mean it. 988 01:02:44,125 --> 01:02:47,359 Hey, faggot, why don't you just kiss him? 989 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,462 Why did you say, asshole? 990 01:02:49,463 --> 01:02:51,597 Greasy, fucking fat pig! 991 01:02:51,598 --> 01:02:53,925 - I didn't mean it. - What did you say?! 992 01:02:55,734 --> 01:02:57,902 You're busted! 993 01:03:18,822 --> 01:03:20,656 Hello. 994 01:03:20,657 --> 01:03:22,525 You know what, Abdul? 995 01:03:22,526 --> 01:03:24,327 I'll need another candle. 996 01:03:24,328 --> 01:03:27,329 Which one you like, Mr. Ray? 997 01:03:27,330 --> 01:03:29,657 I'll let you pick, this time. 998 01:03:36,605 --> 01:03:39,205 Here we go. This one will be good for you. 999 01:03:40,075 --> 01:03:42,766 Okay. Wrap it up, my friend. 1000 01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:11,002 Maribel, do we have money? 1001 01:04:11,003 --> 01:04:13,671 I don't even know... Did I pack my card? 1002 01:04:13,672 --> 01:04:16,106 You've got your card. 1003 01:04:16,107 --> 01:04:18,441 - Mrs. Benitez. - Hi. 1004 01:04:18,442 --> 01:04:21,111 - I'm so sorry about Juan. - Thank you. 1005 01:04:21,112 --> 01:04:23,747 - We're gonna go see him now. - Is he conscious? 1006 01:04:23,748 --> 01:04:26,549 No, because he lost so much blood. 1007 01:04:26,550 --> 01:04:29,585 I promise we'll find those guys. 1008 01:04:29,586 --> 01:04:33,055 And if you need anything, you let me know, okay? 1009 01:04:33,056 --> 01:04:36,024 Do you mind if I ask Maribel a quick question? 1010 01:04:36,025 --> 01:04:37,749 - Sure - Thank you. 1011 01:04:39,662 --> 01:04:42,830 I know this is a tough time for you, 1012 01:04:42,831 --> 01:04:45,699 but did one the men who stabbed your father have a cut on his face? 1013 01:04:45,700 --> 01:04:48,202 - A cut? - On his cheek. 1014 01:04:48,203 --> 01:04:50,837 Maybe it was bandaged. Do you remember? 1015 01:04:52,140 --> 01:04:53,204 No. 1016 01:04:54,375 --> 01:04:55,374 Okay. 1017 01:04:55,375 --> 01:04:57,770 - Thanks. - Come on. 1018 01:04:58,845 --> 01:05:02,248 - Hasta la vista. - Hasta luego. 1019 01:05:02,249 --> 01:05:04,314 Hasta manana. 1020 01:05:11,824 --> 01:05:13,725 Dr. Beamer's office. Teesha speaking. 1021 01:05:13,726 --> 01:05:16,826 Detective Pluto for Dr. Beamer, please. 1022 01:05:19,231 --> 01:05:21,398 - How you doing? - Hey. 1023 01:05:21,399 --> 01:05:24,001 I've been calling. Did you get my messages? 1024 01:05:24,002 --> 01:05:25,068 Yeah, I just got them. 1025 01:05:25,069 --> 01:05:29,405 I just wanted to say I had a really nice time last night. 1026 01:05:29,406 --> 01:05:31,608 If you every feel the urge to try again... 1027 01:05:31,609 --> 01:05:33,676 You know what? 1028 01:05:33,677 --> 01:05:35,207 Ann... 1029 01:05:36,279 --> 01:05:39,141 I don't think this is going to work out. 1030 01:05:40,350 --> 01:05:43,151 - What isn't? - You and me. 1031 01:05:43,152 --> 01:05:47,447 It'd probably be better if... we didn't see each other again. 1032 01:05:48,957 --> 01:05:50,958 Was it something I said? 1033 01:05:50,959 --> 01:05:52,727 Was it because I threw that roll? 1034 01:05:52,728 --> 01:05:54,622 No. 1035 01:05:56,931 --> 01:05:59,429 Then why are you saying this? 1036 01:06:00,868 --> 01:06:02,636 Bad timing, I guess. 1037 01:06:02,637 --> 01:06:06,572 I'm not feeling too good about myself right now 1038 01:06:06,573 --> 01:06:09,508 and I guess I'm just not ready for this. 1039 01:06:09,509 --> 01:06:10,809 Right. 1040 01:06:10,810 --> 01:06:12,637 Well... 1041 01:06:15,414 --> 01:06:17,241 goodbye, then. 1042 01:07:02,891 --> 01:07:04,325 Hang on! 1043 01:07:04,326 --> 01:07:06,789 Just a minute! 1044 01:07:10,531 --> 01:07:12,298 How you doing? 1045 01:07:12,299 --> 01:07:15,934 You remember I told you we were working on a screenplay? 1046 01:07:15,935 --> 01:07:18,337 We're kind of stuck on a scene, 1047 01:07:18,338 --> 01:07:20,839 and we were wondering if you could help us. 1048 01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:23,208 Sorry... 1049 01:07:23,209 --> 01:07:24,642 I'm a little busy right now. 1050 01:07:24,643 --> 01:07:27,545 - Is it police work? - Yeah, afraid so. 1051 01:07:27,546 --> 01:07:32,049 That's why we need your help... you being a real cop. 1052 01:07:32,050 --> 01:07:34,684 We got an emergency situation and we need an expert. 1053 01:07:34,685 --> 01:07:38,221 Yeah, like a technical advisor... 1054 01:07:38,222 --> 01:07:40,990 which you get as film credit. 1055 01:07:40,991 --> 01:07:43,426 You know? "Technical advisor: Ray Pluto." 1056 01:07:43,427 --> 01:07:47,863 - Detective Ray Pluto. - Yeah, you got it. 1057 01:07:47,864 --> 01:07:50,328 Half hour tops. 1058 01:07:56,405 --> 01:08:00,675 So, you guys want to tie me up to the chair? 1059 01:08:00,676 --> 01:08:04,412 Right. We're not a couple of psycho freaks. 1060 01:08:04,413 --> 01:08:08,605 Though if you'd seen working on that scene with the dummy in the chair... 1061 01:08:10,885 --> 01:08:13,019 You were buggin'. 1062 01:08:13,020 --> 01:08:15,488 That's because it wasn't real. 1063 01:08:15,489 --> 01:08:18,491 - We're mega-realists. - Ultra-mega-realists. 1064 01:08:18,492 --> 01:08:22,828 - Ultra-mega... - If it's not real, we can't do it. 1065 01:08:22,829 --> 01:08:26,464 Okay, let's get started. 1066 01:08:26,465 --> 01:08:29,300 See if I can help you guys out here. 1067 01:08:29,301 --> 01:08:32,504 All right, you got this... ultra-close. 1068 01:08:32,505 --> 01:08:35,072 Man, you know what? Thank you. 1069 01:08:35,073 --> 01:08:36,940 You're saving our ass big time. 1070 01:08:36,941 --> 01:08:38,631 I got it. 1071 01:08:39,511 --> 01:08:41,812 Thank you. You know what I'm saying? 1072 01:08:41,813 --> 01:08:44,776 That's my Chinese food. 1073 01:08:45,682 --> 01:08:48,584 I got to tell you, I agree with Cletis. 1074 01:08:48,585 --> 01:08:51,254 I don't believe half the stuff I see in the movies. 1075 01:08:51,255 --> 01:08:54,923 Especially crime movies, and more especially with the cops. 1076 01:08:54,924 --> 01:08:57,259 - Cops don't act that way. - Uh-huh. 1077 01:08:57,260 --> 01:09:01,630 Professionally speaking, the stuff you see in the movies... 1078 01:09:01,631 --> 01:09:04,527 it's fake. Like those Clint Eastwood movies. 1079 01:09:06,802 --> 01:09:08,594 Get him in! 1080 01:09:09,905 --> 01:09:12,106 Get him over there! 1081 01:09:12,107 --> 01:09:14,974 Anybody says a fucking word, you're dead! 1082 01:09:14,975 --> 01:09:16,767 Which one was it? 1083 01:09:19,980 --> 01:09:23,283 I don't know, there's three of them. What the fuck is going on here? 1084 01:09:23,284 --> 01:09:24,711 Nothing, man! 1085 01:09:25,785 --> 01:09:29,588 - Why is he tied up? - He's helping us with a screenplay. 1086 01:09:29,589 --> 01:09:32,090 - What? - "Scrimple"? 1087 01:09:32,091 --> 01:09:34,126 Why are you wearing them suits? 1088 01:09:34,127 --> 01:09:35,993 Jojo, come on! Which one was it? 1089 01:09:35,994 --> 01:09:38,763 - I think it was this one! - No, no, no! 1090 01:09:38,764 --> 01:09:41,199 - What did I do? - You saw us. 1091 01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:44,101 I swear I've never seen you guys in my life! 1092 01:09:44,102 --> 01:09:46,670 - I swear to God! - Shut the fuck up! 1093 01:09:46,671 --> 01:09:50,841 - I saw you in the window! - Called us fucking Spics! 1094 01:09:50,842 --> 01:09:53,577 Come on, let's do them all! 1095 01:09:53,578 --> 01:09:55,711 - Tie 'em up! - No, guys, listen! 1096 01:09:55,712 --> 01:09:58,447 We never saw you before. We're writing a screenplay. 1097 01:09:58,448 --> 01:10:01,450 Shut the fuck up with that scrimpe! 1098 01:10:01,451 --> 01:10:03,118 Please. 1099 01:10:03,119 --> 01:10:05,787 I'm begging you. Don't do this. 1100 01:10:05,788 --> 01:10:08,320 I have a wife and a kid. 1101 01:10:09,191 --> 01:10:10,756 Shut the fuck up! 1102 01:10:11,627 --> 01:10:15,284 - I've seen you somewhere. - No. 1103 01:10:17,899 --> 01:10:20,434 Ping Pong, where do I know this guy from? 1104 01:10:20,435 --> 01:10:23,036 I don't know. Get something for their faces. 1105 01:10:23,037 --> 01:10:26,205 - I'm sick of them looking at me! - You're turning into a girly bitch! 1106 01:10:26,206 --> 01:10:28,169 Let's do it and get out of here! 1107 01:10:29,042 --> 01:10:31,540 Hold the gun. I'll get the bags. 1108 01:10:35,681 --> 01:10:37,405 Don't look at me. 1109 01:10:38,317 --> 01:10:39,916 I got one! 1110 01:10:42,588 --> 01:10:45,723 You guys are making a mistake... killing innocent people. 1111 01:10:45,724 --> 01:10:47,448 Shut up! 1112 01:10:49,427 --> 01:10:52,255 - What's going on? - Nothing. Just hurry up! 1113 01:10:59,670 --> 01:11:01,838 I'm telling you, Ping Pong, 1114 01:11:01,839 --> 01:11:04,474 you don't have to kill us. Nobody saw anything. 1115 01:11:04,475 --> 01:11:06,808 You can't even see the apartment from that window. 1116 01:11:06,809 --> 01:11:09,102 Go ahead. Take a look. 1117 01:11:10,713 --> 01:11:11,971 Go on. 1118 01:11:20,155 --> 01:11:21,788 I got two! 1119 01:11:22,991 --> 01:11:25,091 Listen to me. 1120 01:11:25,092 --> 01:11:27,894 You want three murders hanging on your head? 1121 01:11:27,895 --> 01:11:31,087 Especially when nobody saw anything. Take a look. 1122 01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:35,634 Take a look. Just go look. 1123 01:11:35,635 --> 01:11:38,304 That's all I'm asking you to do. 1124 01:11:38,305 --> 01:11:40,506 Just look out the window. 1125 01:11:40,507 --> 01:11:42,808 You'll see what I'm talking about. 1126 01:11:42,809 --> 01:11:43,873 Yeah. 1127 01:11:46,145 --> 01:11:48,446 Yeah, down to the left. 1128 01:11:48,447 --> 01:11:50,181 You see? 1129 01:11:50,182 --> 01:11:51,549 That's right. 1130 01:11:51,550 --> 01:11:53,718 See? 1131 01:11:58,890 --> 01:12:00,819 What was that?! 1132 01:12:01,859 --> 01:12:03,185 Ping Pong! 1133 01:12:09,566 --> 01:12:11,427 Ping Pong! 1134 01:12:15,638 --> 01:12:17,237 Ping?! 1135 01:12:23,179 --> 01:12:24,572 Ping Pong? 1136 01:12:32,621 --> 01:12:35,888 - Where's Ping Pong? - He went downstairs. 1137 01:12:35,889 --> 01:12:38,625 - You're fucking dead! - No, you are. 1138 01:12:38,626 --> 01:12:40,987 You're under arrest for attempted murder. 1139 01:13:15,959 --> 01:13:18,525 - I'll kill you! - Oh man! 1140 01:13:39,747 --> 01:13:41,882 I'll kill you! 1141 01:13:41,883 --> 01:13:43,778 I'll kill you. 1142 01:14:40,335 --> 01:14:43,137 - You all right? - Yeah. You? 1143 01:14:43,138 --> 01:14:45,134 I'm okay. 1144 01:14:49,210 --> 01:14:51,344 Yo, Ray. You're awesome. 1145 01:14:51,345 --> 01:14:53,713 Straight up. That was hero shit. 1146 01:14:53,714 --> 01:14:56,381 Totally mega, man. 1147 01:14:56,382 --> 01:14:58,317 Ultra-mega hero shit. 1148 01:14:58,318 --> 01:15:01,510 I can't believe it. 1149 01:15:06,024 --> 01:15:09,660 I think they went a little far with this headline. 1150 01:15:09,661 --> 01:15:12,497 Fact is, this was Dimitri's case, 1151 01:15:12,498 --> 01:15:14,998 and you deliberately withheld information. 1152 01:15:14,999 --> 01:15:18,600 You could be facing a demotion for dereliction of duty. 1153 01:15:20,238 --> 01:15:22,272 - Yeah? - Sorry to bother you. 1154 01:15:22,273 --> 01:15:24,407 It's the mayor on line two. 1155 01:15:25,275 --> 01:15:27,676 Good morning, Mr. Mayor. 1156 01:15:27,677 --> 01:15:30,012 Yes, sir, it's pronounced "Pluto." 1157 01:15:30,013 --> 01:15:33,449 Raymond or Ray... we call him Ray. 1158 01:15:33,450 --> 01:15:35,483 Yes, sir, the promotion is official. 1159 01:15:35,484 --> 01:15:38,219 Absolutely, you can announce it. 1160 01:15:38,220 --> 01:15:40,522 Detective First Grade. 1161 01:15:40,523 --> 01:15:43,283 Yes, sir, we're on our way. 1162 01:15:45,727 --> 01:15:48,054 Okay, Pluto, let's get outta here. 1163 01:15:51,432 --> 01:15:52,599 Hey, Ray. 1164 01:15:54,701 --> 01:15:55,925 Yeah? 1165 01:15:58,405 --> 01:16:00,368 Congratulations. 1166 01:16:01,975 --> 01:16:03,540 Thanks, Chick. 1167 01:16:04,511 --> 01:16:06,575 Let's move it, Pluto. 1168 01:16:15,353 --> 01:16:19,250 - I'll do the walkout with you. - I expect no less, Lieutenant. 1169 01:16:23,295 --> 01:16:25,829 Way to go, Ray. Hero cop. 1170 01:16:25,830 --> 01:16:27,897 - Thank you. - Good job, Pluto. 1171 01:16:27,898 --> 01:16:29,690 Fuckin' A. 1172 01:16:31,468 --> 01:16:32,692 Hey. 1173 01:16:38,274 --> 01:16:41,210 - Congratulations. - Thanks, Jerry. 1174 01:16:41,211 --> 01:16:43,745 I'm proud of you. I mean it. 1175 01:16:43,746 --> 01:16:45,413 You were there for me. 1176 01:16:45,414 --> 01:16:47,548 I'll never forget it. 1177 01:16:50,252 --> 01:16:51,719 Come on, girls! 1178 01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:53,854 Let's cut the hugs and kisses. 1179 01:16:56,691 --> 01:16:58,758 By the way, any phone calls for me? 1180 01:16:58,759 --> 01:17:00,560 No. 1181 01:17:00,561 --> 01:17:02,529 Let's go, Pluto. 1182 01:17:02,530 --> 01:17:04,164 Follow my lead. 1183 01:17:04,165 --> 01:17:06,498 Detective Pluto, over here! 1184 01:17:06,499 --> 01:17:08,599 Channel 10 News. Does this... 1185 01:17:13,173 --> 01:17:16,739 Look at him out there. Old Ray did all right, huh? 1186 01:17:19,144 --> 01:17:22,680 Don't get too excited. You might piss all over the floor! 1187 01:17:22,681 --> 01:17:25,716 Something's not right with this case. 1188 01:17:25,717 --> 01:17:28,919 The punks went back to the apartment 1189 01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:31,588 to kill a witness, and the girl positive ID'ed them. 1190 01:17:31,589 --> 01:17:33,156 What's not right? 1191 01:17:33,157 --> 01:17:34,790 The Medical Examiner told me 1192 01:17:34,791 --> 01:17:37,560 one of them had a two-day old gash on his neck. 1193 01:17:37,561 --> 01:17:38,693 So? 1194 01:17:39,830 --> 01:17:43,466 No way the girl would have missed that on the night of the stabbing. 1195 01:17:44,934 --> 01:17:46,795 Why didn't she mention it? 1196 01:17:48,604 --> 01:17:52,140 I think you're all torn up inside 1197 01:17:52,141 --> 01:17:54,242 because Pluto cleared your case. 1198 01:17:54,243 --> 01:17:57,570 You're jealous because he got promoted and you didn't. 1199 01:18:01,283 --> 01:18:03,212 Why didn't she mention it? 1200 01:18:28,206 --> 01:18:30,207 What did we learn from this? 1201 01:18:30,208 --> 01:18:33,511 Never buzz somebody in unless you know who it is. 1202 01:18:33,512 --> 01:18:37,080 Dude, no! No! 1203 01:18:37,081 --> 01:18:39,516 We gotta get this guy out of this chair. 1204 01:18:39,517 --> 01:18:42,886 - How? - I'm getting sick and tired 1205 01:18:42,887 --> 01:18:45,688 of writing this screenplay by myself! 1206 01:18:45,689 --> 01:18:47,584 All right, my brother. 1207 01:18:48,458 --> 01:18:50,092 Watch this. 1208 01:18:50,093 --> 01:18:52,318 How he gets loose is... 1209 01:18:53,430 --> 01:18:55,859 maybe we didn't tie him so good. 1210 01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:58,666 All right? 1211 01:18:58,667 --> 01:19:00,698 He gets loose... 1212 01:19:02,204 --> 01:19:05,939 he picks up the darts, he starts throwing them at us! 1213 01:19:05,940 --> 01:19:08,008 You see, there's that symbolism. 1214 01:19:08,009 --> 01:19:10,370 I like that. I like that. 1215 01:19:11,346 --> 01:19:14,780 We start getting hit. 1216 01:19:14,781 --> 01:19:16,380 Fuck, my leg! 1217 01:19:17,250 --> 01:19:20,920 - All right. Now what? - I pull out my knife! 1218 01:19:20,921 --> 01:19:24,056 I just pull it out. That's a big blade. 1219 01:19:24,057 --> 01:19:27,092 That's some Davy Crockett shit right there. 1220 01:19:27,093 --> 01:19:29,260 He kicks it out of your hand. 1221 01:19:29,261 --> 01:19:31,696 You go down to get it, he kicks you in the head. 1222 01:19:31,697 --> 01:19:34,165 - Bam! - He rocks me. I'm almost out. 1223 01:19:34,166 --> 01:19:36,200 - He's gonna kill me. - With what? 1224 01:19:36,201 --> 01:19:40,771 With his hands. He's strangulating my neck! 1225 01:19:40,772 --> 01:19:44,574 - So you go get the knife. - Just as you're about to die, 1226 01:19:44,575 --> 01:19:47,010 - I throw the knife. - Close-up knife, 1227 01:19:47,011 --> 01:19:49,645 - spinning slow motion. - Sound effects. 1228 01:19:49,646 --> 01:19:51,647 Knife spinning in the air. 1229 01:19:51,648 --> 01:19:53,110 Whh! 1230 01:19:56,386 --> 01:19:58,153 "Thwock!" 1231 01:19:58,154 --> 01:20:00,889 It gets him in the back. He goes down. 1232 01:20:00,890 --> 01:20:03,392 - Bam! I get up. - No, you stay down. 1233 01:20:03,393 --> 01:20:05,292 - I stay down. - He coughs. 1234 01:20:05,293 --> 01:20:08,428 A mouthful of blood... that hits you. 1235 01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:13,492 Where?! 1236 01:20:14,568 --> 01:20:16,497 In yo face. 1237 01:20:18,973 --> 01:20:21,207 "In Yo Face." 1238 01:20:21,208 --> 01:20:25,177 - What are you saying, bro'? - We just nailed the scene 1239 01:20:25,178 --> 01:20:28,447 and the title at the same time! 1240 01:20:28,448 --> 01:20:30,549 You mean that? 1241 01:20:30,550 --> 01:20:31,950 You were right! 1242 01:20:31,951 --> 01:20:35,586 "In Yo Face," that's the movie! 1243 01:20:35,587 --> 01:20:39,154 Man, I was just going with the vibe. 1244 01:20:40,125 --> 01:20:43,021 - We both did that! - No! 1245 01:20:44,396 --> 01:20:47,798 You did it. It was your idea. 1246 01:20:47,799 --> 01:20:49,666 When we get to Cannes, 1247 01:20:49,667 --> 01:20:52,436 I'll buy you a six-pack of Dom Periyom! 1248 01:20:52,437 --> 01:20:54,904 We're fucking going! You know it! 1249 01:20:54,905 --> 01:20:57,940 Hell, we're going! Parlez-vous! 1250 01:20:57,941 --> 01:20:59,870 Oui, monsieur! 1251 01:21:03,180 --> 01:21:07,182 A man so outraged by a cowardly attack 1252 01:21:07,183 --> 01:21:10,385 on his dear friend and super, Juan Benitez, 1253 01:21:10,386 --> 01:21:13,254 he undertook a personal quest for justice. 1254 01:21:13,255 --> 01:21:15,622 He overcame two crazed killers, 1255 01:21:15,623 --> 01:21:19,693 one armed with a gun, one with a three-foot machete. 1256 01:21:19,694 --> 01:21:22,162 There was a regrettable loss of life, 1257 01:21:22,163 --> 01:21:24,364 but in the view of this administration, 1258 01:21:24,365 --> 01:21:27,300 this man deserves, without question, 1259 01:21:27,301 --> 01:21:29,168 to be called a hero. 1260 01:21:29,169 --> 01:21:31,704 Ladies and gentlemen, with this promotion, 1261 01:21:31,705 --> 01:21:34,940 the City of New York expresses its gratitude 1262 01:21:34,941 --> 01:21:38,343 to Detective First Grade Raymond Pluto... 1263 01:21:38,344 --> 01:21:40,378 or, as we call him, Ray. 1264 01:21:40,379 --> 01:21:42,137 Ray Pluto. 1265 01:21:49,788 --> 01:21:52,690 - He'll be all right. - Thanks, Ray. 1266 01:21:52,691 --> 01:21:54,824 Thank you so much. 1267 01:21:59,864 --> 01:22:02,532 Sorry, Mr. Pluto, the doctor's with a patient. 1268 01:22:02,533 --> 01:22:04,933 - When will she be done? - Hard to say. 1269 01:22:04,934 --> 01:22:07,169 We're very busy today. 1270 01:22:07,170 --> 01:22:09,872 - She got my message? - Yes, I believe she did. 1271 01:22:09,873 --> 01:22:12,274 Okay, just tell her... 1272 01:22:12,275 --> 01:22:13,876 I called again. 1273 01:22:13,877 --> 01:22:15,810 I'll be home if she wants to call me back. 1274 01:22:15,811 --> 01:22:17,979 I'll give her the message. 1275 01:22:17,980 --> 01:22:20,281 Ray? 1276 01:22:20,282 --> 01:22:22,473 Do you want to come in now? 1277 01:22:39,499 --> 01:22:41,428 Hey, Juan. 1278 01:22:42,536 --> 01:22:44,760 How you doing, man? 1279 01:22:46,739 --> 01:22:50,136 Look at that. Strong as a bull. 1280 01:22:51,677 --> 01:22:54,445 You'll be okay. 1281 01:22:54,446 --> 01:22:56,513 We got those guys. 1282 01:22:56,514 --> 01:22:59,249 Fucking pendejos. 1283 01:22:59,250 --> 01:23:02,619 I bet they were the ones doin' the graffiti in the building. 1284 01:23:02,620 --> 01:23:05,287 Shh... baby, don't talk. 1285 01:23:06,957 --> 01:23:08,758 Hey, look. 1286 01:23:08,759 --> 01:23:10,927 You'll be all right. 1287 01:23:11,828 --> 01:23:14,621 I gotta go. Okay? But... 1288 01:23:15,631 --> 01:23:19,198 I thought you might... want this. 1289 01:23:28,843 --> 01:23:30,704 All right, man. 1290 01:23:31,913 --> 01:23:33,876 Thanks, Ray. 1291 01:23:38,152 --> 01:23:40,286 Maribel, help him. 1292 01:23:54,334 --> 01:23:56,501 Well, put it on. 1293 01:24:10,147 --> 01:24:11,837 Papi. 1294 01:24:13,084 --> 01:24:14,750 It's okay. 1295 01:24:14,751 --> 01:24:17,010 You can cry. 1296 01:24:18,922 --> 01:24:22,683 - Papi. - He'll be all right. 1297 01:24:33,636 --> 01:24:36,030 Hasta la vista. 1298 01:24:36,938 --> 01:24:39,003 Hasta luego. 1299 01:24:42,110 --> 01:24:44,005 Hasta manana. 1300 01:24:46,780 --> 01:24:49,582 Dr. Beamer's office. Hold, please. 1301 01:24:49,583 --> 01:24:51,784 Detective Pluto again. 1302 01:24:51,785 --> 01:24:54,053 The doctor's not available at the moment. 1303 01:24:54,054 --> 01:24:56,521 Would you do me a favor? 1304 01:24:56,522 --> 01:24:59,858 - Just write this down. - All right. 1305 01:24:59,859 --> 01:25:02,360 Tell her... I'm sorry. 1306 01:25:02,361 --> 01:25:04,551 "Sorry." Uh-huh. 1307 01:25:05,430 --> 01:25:08,866 - Anything else? - I screwed up. 1308 01:25:08,867 --> 01:25:11,602 So you screwed up. 1309 01:25:11,603 --> 01:25:14,305 And... 1310 01:25:14,306 --> 01:25:17,907 - I'm heading over to the river... - River... uh-huh. 1311 01:25:17,908 --> 01:25:20,109 - ...to watch the sunset. - All right. 1312 01:25:20,110 --> 01:25:23,579 I'd really love it if she'd meet me there. 1313 01:25:23,580 --> 01:25:25,981 - Is that all? - Yes. 1314 01:25:25,982 --> 01:25:28,514 Are you sure? Okay, thanks. Bye. 1315 01:26:09,188 --> 01:26:11,689 She's not coming. 1316 01:26:11,690 --> 01:26:15,125 Why should she? After what you did? 1317 01:26:15,126 --> 01:26:16,893 You blew it. 1318 01:26:16,894 --> 01:26:19,529 Hero. 1319 01:26:19,530 --> 01:26:21,721 Unbelievable. 1320 01:26:22,667 --> 01:26:23,767 Hey! 1321 01:26:23,768 --> 01:26:26,369 Don't try sneaking up on me! 1322 01:26:26,370 --> 01:26:27,737 All right? 1323 01:26:27,738 --> 01:26:30,573 You don't know who you're dealing with, do you? 1324 01:26:30,574 --> 01:26:32,007 Okay. 1325 01:26:32,008 --> 01:26:33,869 Okay. Huh? 1326 01:26:35,811 --> 01:26:38,046 Don't you read the papers? 1327 01:26:38,047 --> 01:26:39,942 Are you blind? 1328 01:26:41,484 --> 01:26:43,118 It's me. 1329 01:26:43,119 --> 01:26:44,952 I'm the hero cop. 1330 01:26:44,953 --> 01:26:47,588 Yeah, Detective First Grade... 1331 01:26:47,589 --> 01:26:49,490 Raymond Pluto. 1332 01:26:49,491 --> 01:26:52,091 Of course, we all call him... Ray! 1333 01:27:00,701 --> 01:27:02,892 Oh Jesus! 1334 01:27:08,975 --> 01:27:10,870 Shithead! 1335 01:27:13,012 --> 01:27:14,979 What's the matter? 1336 01:27:14,980 --> 01:27:18,741 - Hey, what's the matter? - My back went out again. 1337 01:27:20,919 --> 01:27:23,815 - Careful. - Keep breathing. 1338 01:27:24,688 --> 01:27:25,789 Ouch! 1339 01:27:25,790 --> 01:27:28,185 Ooh, I got it. It's the second lumbar. 1340 01:27:29,393 --> 01:27:31,094 - Okay. - Stand up. 1341 01:27:31,095 --> 01:27:32,829 Do you think you can walk? 1342 01:27:32,830 --> 01:27:34,997 You know what? Do me a favor. 1343 01:27:34,998 --> 01:27:37,758 Grab my gun. It's right behind you. 1344 01:27:40,370 --> 01:27:43,437 Oh, Ray! Come on! Here, here. 1345 01:27:45,541 --> 01:27:50,044 Might be a good idea to put the gun in the holster. 1346 01:27:50,045 --> 01:27:52,270 - Here? - Yeah, right there. 1347 01:27:55,016 --> 01:27:56,850 - Oh man. - Better? 1348 01:27:56,851 --> 01:27:58,245 Yeah. 1349 01:28:01,022 --> 01:28:03,256 I didn't think you'd come. 1350 01:28:03,257 --> 01:28:06,559 - I wasn't going to. - What happened? 1351 01:28:06,560 --> 01:28:08,794 Teesha talked me into it. 1352 01:28:08,795 --> 01:28:12,131 She said, "Give the fucking bastard one more chance." 1353 01:28:12,132 --> 01:28:13,866 Oh. 1354 01:28:13,867 --> 01:28:15,700 Well... 1355 01:28:15,701 --> 01:28:19,204 - I guess I owe her one. - Yep. 1356 01:28:19,205 --> 01:28:21,532 I guess you do. 1357 01:28:26,578 --> 01:28:28,370 I'm sorry. 1358 01:28:33,318 --> 01:28:35,685 - Oh! - Ray?! 1359 01:28:35,686 --> 01:28:38,387 Are you okay? Sure? 1360 01:28:38,388 --> 01:28:40,923 - Can you walk? - I'd like to try. 1361 01:28:40,924 --> 01:28:42,358 Let's go. 1362 01:28:42,359 --> 01:28:44,593 - Here we go. - You okay? 1363 01:28:44,594 --> 01:28:47,896 - Don't forget to breathe. - I'm breathing. 1364 01:28:47,897 --> 01:28:50,098 You kept forgetting your exercises, didn't you? 1365 01:28:50,099 --> 01:28:52,200 You know... I got busy. 1366 01:28:52,201 --> 01:28:55,636 I told you, chiropractic is a lifetime commitment. 1367 01:28:55,637 --> 01:28:58,032 I'm beginning to understand what you meant. 1368 01:28:59,741 --> 01:29:01,966 Go, go, go 1369 01:29:04,346 --> 01:29:06,079 Go, go, go 1370 01:29:06,080 --> 01:29:09,082 It may seem like a cold town 1371 01:29:09,083 --> 01:29:10,950 Go, go, go 1372 01:29:10,951 --> 01:29:13,620 But, man, let me tell you, it's a soul town 1373 01:29:13,621 --> 01:29:15,481 Go, go, go 1374 01:29:18,091 --> 01:29:20,418 Go, go, go 1375 01:29:22,695 --> 01:29:24,662 Go, go, go 1376 01:29:24,663 --> 01:29:27,331 It may seem like a cold town 1377 01:29:27,332 --> 01:29:29,300 Go, go, go 1378 01:29:29,301 --> 01:29:31,869 But, man, let me tell you, it's a soul town 1379 01:29:31,870 --> 01:29:33,901 Go, go, go 1380 01:29:36,440 --> 01:29:38,369 Go, go, go 1381 01:29:40,912 --> 01:29:43,171 Go, go, go 1382 01:29:45,515 --> 01:29:47,512 Go, go, go98996