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[Peter] Okay, okay.
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It's between these two options.
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[Tiff] Are you fucking with me?
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Okay, I mean...
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are you getting ready?
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What do you mean?
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Oh. Babe, tell me you're not wearing that.
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What about, like...
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-a dress or something?
-A dress?
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[scoffs] Fine, then,
like, a leather corset, then.
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Tiff, I told Josh that I work for you, and
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-he was cool with it. Maybe--
-That is so...
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different!
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You are gay.
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So, like, all you have to do
is spend your youth with this...
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secret, and then once you come out,
it's like, all the other gays are like,
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"Yay, no more secrets!"
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But me, as...
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a woman, I can't do anything.
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I can't...
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speak out of turn.
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I can't be sexual.
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Okay, being gay is not that easy.
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Not that it's a fucking competition,
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but it's not, so...
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Okay, you can leave now.
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Oh, what a time to pick a fight with me.
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Feeling insecure, Mistress May?
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Just leave!
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You're not my mistress.
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Yeah, but I'm your boss.
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You always have to be in control.
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You know...
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I used to think it was me that needed you,
but maybe it's you that needed me.
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[Tiff laughs]
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Wow, that's funny, actually.
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You should tell that one
to your little comedy friends.
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That's right.
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You've never actually been on stage.
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That's it.
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-Come here. You...
-Pete!
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[Peter] Do this...
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You like getting tied up and controlled?
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Do you?
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You can tell me to stop,
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and your safe word is, "I'm sorry!"
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[Peter breathing heavily]
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Free yourself, Tiffany.
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Bye, Rolph.
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[sighs]
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[Josh] Should we talk about it?
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Oh, no, it's...
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She just...
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What are you talking about?
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What are you talking about?
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[chuckles] Our shirts.
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Oh, my...
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-I mean...
-Right? Me too.
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-Yeah, like, who wore it best?
-I mean...
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-Yeah.
-I did.
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Hello, guys. Are you ready to order?
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Uh, yeah.
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I love your shirts.
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[both] Thanks.
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[sighs]
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[mumbles]
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Hey! That's reserved. Sorry.
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It's my quarters.
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Sorry.
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Wow.
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Okay. Okay...
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Yeah, no. You're... you're in a dress.
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Let me, uh... Let me explain.
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-I thought this was a date.
-And I... sort of
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wasn't sure that it was a date.
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So... so I chose a non-date-date,
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which I...
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I realize now was a big mistake, 'cause...
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'cause you're on a full-blown date
with tables,
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and... and napkins,
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and dudes who give you gum
in the bathroom.
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Okay, I get it.
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I, uh...
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I wore this shirt for you.
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You look really beautiful in that dress.
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It's a costume.
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All clothes are costumes.
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It's a beautiful costume.
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-Why don't you go get me a drink?
-Yup!
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[imitates airplane]
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[explosion]
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-Wow.
-And, I mean, that was D-Day.
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No, it wasn't.
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[both laugh]
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So stupid.
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-The most dramatic dip of the night.
-Sorry.
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-So, like, tell me about this.
-You've never been to a burlesque show?
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All right, burlesque is like...
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the thinking man's go-go dancer.
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Does that make sense?
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You are obsessed with sex.
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Says the man who works in a dungeon.
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[imitates whip]
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And, uh, that is how you end up
with six roommates and 12 birds.
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Okay.
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So, now you tell me about you?
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[sighs] Fine.
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I live alone.
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I like old movies.
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I hate the beach.
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I hate the sun. I just...
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essentially hate being outside.
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Um...
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I'm gonna go.
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It's not you. It's just...
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It's like you said, um...
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We all have stories.
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Mine are still mine.
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Yeah, okay, you know what?
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Uh, there are two reasons
I brought you here.
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Do you wanna hear 'em?
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Okay, numero uno,
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you are super hard to talk to,
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so I thought,
let's not talk, let's have fun.
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Uh, two, slash dos.
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I know from class
that you are a very competitive person,
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and since I'll never be as smart as you,
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I thought that you could
give me the satisfaction
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of whooping your tail on some games.
You feel me?
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I have a dream.
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And a wish.
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And $15 worth of quarters,
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and I'm hoping that you,
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Tiffany,
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whatever your middle name is, Chester....
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Do you want to not talk
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and get your ass blasted
on some fucking pinball?
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So, tell me about your friend,
the dominatrix.
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Oh, God.
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It's complicated.
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We were, like...
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in love...
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once.
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You know?
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Like, a friend...
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sort of weird...
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codependent love.
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It's still kind of that way, I guess.
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Probably not a great thing to say
on a date, but...
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I'm putting all my cards on the table.
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No, I had that too.
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You did?
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Yeah.
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You're not special.
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Oh.
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Thanks.
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Fine.
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-[whispers] It's starting.
-Oh.
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[whip cracks]
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[gasps]
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Shit!
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Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. Shh.
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No talking.
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[growls]
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Wait, is that real? [laughs]
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[growling]
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I'm gonna get us some more quarters
and another vodka soda...
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Gin and tonic.
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Gin and tonic.
Of course. I knew that. I...
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G & T for my mistress?
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Rolph?
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What are you doing here?
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I want to serve you...
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-always.
-No. No, no, no.
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You need to go. Go!
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-But--
-No, leave!
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Leave now!
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I love you, Mistress May.
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Okay, do not worry
because most of these are for laundry.
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Doug, this is Rolph.
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We work together.
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Oh, what do you... what do you do?
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-We're 911 operators.
-[Rolph speaks indistinctly]
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Nine... nine-one "opators".
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You... you don't know her.
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She a flower...
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made of steel.
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Beauty, but...
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beast inside.
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I... I am...
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the fat clock man waiting.
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You is Gaston.
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I push you off the castle.
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Hey, I'm not totally sure
what you're trying to say,
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but, uh, Cogsworth
had absolutely nothing to do
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with Gaston's death, like, at all.
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-I fight for Mistress May's love!
-Rolph!
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Dude, are you seriously
trying to fight me, bro?
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Half my body is made of steel, literally.
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Tiff...
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you wanna do me the courtesy
of telling the truth?
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Uh, I mean, I'm sorry, I...
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Don't follow me home.
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-[quarters clattering]
-Fuck!
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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool, cool.
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You guys can have these.
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[thudding]
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-[Peter] Sorry.
-[Josh] No problem.
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-Shh. My roommate's asleep.
-Okay.
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That's... that's quite an entrance.
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[Portia] Did you have a good night?
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Portia.
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Uh...
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This is my friend, Josh.
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Um, hi. I like your... your thing.
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Um...
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Listen.
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-I just wanted to say that--
-I'm sorry...
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that I hit you.
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That was wrong of me.
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I'm sorry I fingered your boyfriend.
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Good.
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You should be.
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-And anyway...
-Okey-dokie.
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Uh...
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[Josh] Sleep well.
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I love you.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Um, it's not much, but I don't...
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Hold on.
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What are you into?
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Um, this is nice.
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No, I mean...
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like, what are you into?
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Oh... well...
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I'm trying to be more open, so...
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[Josh] Hmm.
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[sighs]
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-[man on video] Oh, like that.
-[woman] Oh, yeah.
241
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[vibrator running]
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-[woman] Yeah.
-[man] Oh.
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-[woman] Yeah.
-[man] Oh.
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[woman] Oh, yeah.
245
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Yeah, yeah.
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[Tiff moans]
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[couple continues moaning]
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[sighs]
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[vibrator continues running]
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[woman] Yes! Yes!
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-Fuck.
-[stops vibrator]
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[video stops]
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[vibrator turns on]
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[vibrator increases in speed]
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[breathing heavily]
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[moans]
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-Fuck.
-[stops vibrator]
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[sighs]
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