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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,694 --> 00:00:07,694 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 2 00:01:14,261 --> 00:01:17,253 Oh, I love coming down to this old room. 3 00:01:18,263 --> 00:01:19,981 Such charming mustiness. 4 00:01:20,140 --> 00:01:23,257 In many ways the most attractive room in the house. 5 00:01:23,475 --> 00:01:25,750 A regular treasure-trove of memories. 6 00:01:25,935 --> 00:01:30,087 I'm sure we'll find 100 things down here to give to the charity bazaar. 7 00:01:30,979 --> 00:01:32,970 Oh, Gomez, darling, look. 8 00:01:34,732 --> 00:01:36,848 - Your wedding dress? - Yes. 9 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,992 You're not giving this dress to the bazaar? 10 00:01:39,401 --> 00:01:40,914 Of course not, darling. 11 00:01:41,069 --> 00:01:45,699 It has a special sentimental value for me that no one else could ever appreciate. 12 00:01:47,489 --> 00:01:51,402 Perhaps I'll give this lovely mirror. 13 00:01:53,034 --> 00:01:54,467 Remember the day I cracked it? 14 00:01:54,619 --> 00:01:58,498 Yes. We had those seven wonderful years of good luck. 15 00:01:58,746 --> 00:02:01,101 We couldn't part with that, of course. 16 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:04,884 Seems like everything down here is a priceless family heirloom. 17 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,922 Morticia, let's forget the bazaar. 18 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,804 They haven't even asked us to donate this year, anyway. 19 00:02:10,003 --> 00:02:11,834 Yes, and I can't understand that. 20 00:02:12,004 --> 00:02:15,280 Our old insurance man, Mr. Henson, is in charge this year, 21 00:02:15,506 --> 00:02:18,862 and he's been to our home. He knows what lovely things we have. 22 00:02:19,092 --> 00:02:21,447 Behaved very strangely the last time he was here. 23 00:02:21,635 --> 00:02:23,751 Perhaps he's one of those people with no taste. 24 00:02:23,928 --> 00:02:28,001 Last year, they auctioned off my stuffed vulture for 35 cents. 25 00:02:29,056 --> 00:02:31,047 Your live one would've gotten much more. 26 00:02:31,474 --> 00:02:35,103 I suppose we should just give junk, things we want to get rid of. 27 00:02:35,352 --> 00:02:36,831 Excellent idea. 28 00:02:36,978 --> 00:02:39,697 But, darling, that isn't the real spirit of giving. 29 00:02:39,896 --> 00:02:43,332 We should give things of value, things we really cherish. 30 00:02:44,190 --> 00:02:47,660 All right. I'll give them my grandfather moose clock. 31 00:02:48,026 --> 00:02:51,701 The least I can give is this beautiful old table. 32 00:02:55,614 --> 00:02:57,969 But, Morticia, that's priceless. 33 00:02:58,657 --> 00:03:01,854 The original flogging table used by Ivan the Terrible. 34 00:03:02,076 --> 00:03:06,035 I know, dear, it hurts. But that means it's right. 35 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:09,677 Just picture the addition it will make to someone's home. 36 00:03:10,665 --> 00:03:13,225 As always, cara mia, you are right. 37 00:03:14,125 --> 00:03:17,083 Darling, I'm going to call the bazaar headquarters 38 00:03:17,294 --> 00:03:20,411 and tell Mr. Henson that we're going to contribute after all. 39 00:03:20,629 --> 00:03:22,540 I know he'll be thrilled. 40 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:26,615 No, no, no. No more Addamses. We already have too much. 41 00:03:26,841 --> 00:03:29,560 Mr. Henson, we can never have enough charity. 42 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,079 Yes, we can. 43 00:03:32,553 --> 00:03:35,704 Of course. We welcome your donations, Mrs. Addams. 44 00:03:35,930 --> 00:03:39,400 I'm dreadfully sorry we overlooked you. I don't know how that happened. 45 00:03:39,641 --> 00:03:41,632 Well, I do. I deliberately passed them up. 46 00:03:41,809 --> 00:03:44,164 Mr. Henson will be over with our truck. 47 00:03:44,352 --> 00:03:46,468 Yes. Goodbye, my dear. 48 00:03:47,896 --> 00:03:51,605 In charitable work, we can't allow personal feelings to interfere. 49 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:54,734 All right. All right, all right, I'll go. 50 00:03:54,941 --> 00:03:57,933 But I'm taking our biggest, strongest truck driver with me. 51 00:03:58,152 --> 00:04:00,029 That's fine. 52 00:04:00,195 --> 00:04:05,713 And please, examine all this monstrous junk they contribute very carefully. 53 00:04:06,031 --> 00:04:10,070 And if you come across a shrunken head, look closely. It may be mine. 54 00:04:13,786 --> 00:04:15,424 Isn't it exciting, darling? 55 00:04:15,579 --> 00:04:18,047 The whole family is getting into the spirit of giving. 56 00:04:18,247 --> 00:04:20,841 Excellent character building, especially for the children. 57 00:04:21,041 --> 00:04:25,717 The most important thing is that we're all giving the things we cherish the most. 58 00:04:26,419 --> 00:04:29,695 Look. Look what Mama just donated. 59 00:04:30,505 --> 00:04:34,259 That's giving with real pain. Her old friend Dr. Livingstone. 60 00:04:34,799 --> 00:04:37,871 You're setting a shining example for us all, dear. 61 00:04:39,927 --> 00:04:42,521 I'm donating Mary Queen of Scots. 62 00:04:43,304 --> 00:04:47,092 Darling, that is your most precious possession. 63 00:04:48,849 --> 00:04:51,204 I can chop a head off another doll. 64 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:54,589 I know, but not all the heads come off as nicely as this one. 65 00:04:54,811 --> 00:04:56,881 Are you sure you want to donate Mary? 66 00:04:57,062 --> 00:05:01,021 Yes, but I'll never be able to look her head in the eye again. 67 00:05:08,778 --> 00:05:11,929 Uncle Fester, I haven't picked up your donation yet. 68 00:05:13,114 --> 00:05:15,548 Charity begins at home, you know. 69 00:05:16,324 --> 00:05:18,884 Would you mind turning this just a little bit? 70 00:05:19,076 --> 00:05:21,226 I'm trying to get rid of a headache. 71 00:05:25,496 --> 00:05:27,248 That's so soothing. 72 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:29,405 Uncle Fester, I'm ashamed of you. 73 00:05:29,624 --> 00:05:31,774 Even little Pugsley has given generously. 74 00:05:32,584 --> 00:05:34,814 Not his favorite wolf's head clock! 75 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:39,951 No, but he has given his toads and his lizards and his Gila monster. 76 00:05:40,255 --> 00:05:42,291 And you know how he loves them. 77 00:05:42,465 --> 00:05:46,140 I think the least you could do is give that old suit of armor. 78 00:05:53,722 --> 00:05:58,273 No, not my suit of armor, please. I need it to feel secure. 79 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:01,231 Like Pugsley needs his wolf head clock. 80 00:06:01,935 --> 00:06:07,214 That armor is the only place I can find to hide in to take my afternoon's nap. 81 00:06:07,647 --> 00:06:11,003 Uncle Fester, the whole family has given until it hurts. 82 00:06:11,441 --> 00:06:15,912 Well, I like to hurt as much as anybody, but don't ask me to give my armor up. 83 00:06:16,735 --> 00:06:20,933 I have to wear it practically every day to scare off those neighborhood kids. 84 00:06:21,197 --> 00:06:22,266 They annoy you? 85 00:06:22,406 --> 00:06:27,321 Not me, but they keep waving sticks and throwing stones at my new pet falcon, 86 00:06:28,076 --> 00:06:30,306 and he's getting a nervous stomach. 87 00:06:30,494 --> 00:06:33,292 Uncle Fester, that bird is simply going to have to learn the difference 88 00:06:33,496 --> 00:06:36,010 between a gopher and a cocker spaniel. 89 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:40,133 Morticia, please, not this armor. 90 00:06:41,084 --> 00:06:43,473 They're not making suits like that anymore. 91 00:06:43,835 --> 00:06:45,871 Look at the cut of that pasguard. 92 00:06:46,045 --> 00:06:50,323 And the hang of the jambeau. It even came with two pair of cuisses. 93 00:06:51,256 --> 00:06:55,374 You can keep the extra pair of cuisse and wear it with a matching coat of mail. 94 00:06:55,926 --> 00:06:57,325 Make a nice sports outfit. 95 00:06:57,468 --> 00:07:01,541 Let's get it all nicely polished up. Mr. Henson will be here shortly. 96 00:07:18,314 --> 00:07:22,671 Morticia may send this to the bazaar, but I'm going to make sure it comes back. 97 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,580 Pretty clever, huh? 98 00:07:28,237 --> 00:07:30,228 I'm glad you agree with me. 99 00:07:37,284 --> 00:07:40,879 Here you are, Cleopatra, some nice, fresh walrus burger. 100 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,599 Darling, come along. 101 00:07:43,746 --> 00:07:46,021 Eat. Cleopatra? 102 00:07:47,540 --> 00:07:48,609 Oh, Lurch. 103 00:07:51,042 --> 00:07:54,352 I've decided to give the baby strangler to the bazaar. 104 00:07:55,337 --> 00:07:59,888 Taking it away from its m-a-m-a? 105 00:08:00,882 --> 00:08:04,033 Yes, the baby's been weaned for several months now. 106 00:08:05,593 --> 00:08:08,903 Would you put the baby in the sack, while I cover the mother? 107 00:08:09,137 --> 00:08:12,049 She'd carry on terribly if she knew. 108 00:08:12,264 --> 00:08:14,732 You can polish Pugsley's shoes later. 109 00:08:18,017 --> 00:08:19,928 Now, Cleopatra... 110 00:08:20,894 --> 00:08:24,648 Quick. Put it in the sack and take it in the living room with the other things. 111 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:27,778 Oh, darling, don't carry on so. 112 00:08:27,981 --> 00:08:32,771 Oh, yes. Oh, you know, don't you? 113 00:08:33,777 --> 00:08:35,927 You have a mother's intuition. 114 00:08:36,403 --> 00:08:38,792 But we must all give till it hurts. 115 00:08:46,868 --> 00:08:49,382 You're sick. What've you been eating? 116 00:08:50,787 --> 00:08:51,981 Or whom? 117 00:08:57,166 --> 00:08:58,360 Pugsley! 118 00:09:00,376 --> 00:09:02,890 Pugsley. What did you do with Pugsley? 119 00:09:04,087 --> 00:09:06,806 You murderer. You get three good meals a day. 120 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,621 Out with him. Out with him! 121 00:09:10,632 --> 00:09:13,465 There's no need for you to eat between meals. 122 00:09:14,885 --> 00:09:16,000 Cough him up. 123 00:09:18,929 --> 00:09:22,239 I've heard of biting the hand that feeds you, but this is too much. 124 00:09:22,473 --> 00:09:24,828 Pugsley! Pugsley! 125 00:09:25,516 --> 00:09:28,474 - You want me, Father? - I hear you, Pugsley. Keep talking, boy. 126 00:09:28,685 --> 00:09:30,084 I'll find you. 127 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,789 Pugsley. Pugsley! 128 00:09:37,273 --> 00:09:39,707 Thank heaven you were indigestible. 129 00:09:56,743 --> 00:09:58,256 Thank you, Thing. 130 00:10:10,335 --> 00:10:11,450 Stuck. 131 00:10:18,340 --> 00:10:19,534 Unstuck. 132 00:10:25,553 --> 00:10:28,943 We've come to pick up the donations for the charity bazaar. 133 00:10:31,014 --> 00:10:32,925 Follow me. 134 00:10:39,686 --> 00:10:42,325 It's all right. He's really a nice fellow. 135 00:10:42,521 --> 00:10:45,479 Yeah? He looks like parts of three nice fellows. 136 00:11:03,617 --> 00:11:06,177 Oh, Mr. Henson, how nice to see you again. 137 00:11:06,369 --> 00:11:10,123 How do you do, Mrs. Addams? This is Jason, our truck driver. 138 00:11:10,371 --> 00:11:14,080 Charmed. I do have a lovely collection for you. 139 00:11:17,584 --> 00:11:19,973 - Surprised? - Not a bit. 140 00:11:21,086 --> 00:11:23,805 Mr. Jason, you may start loading these things. 141 00:11:24,005 --> 00:11:27,122 Lurch will help you. Would you gentlemen excuse me? 142 00:11:50,771 --> 00:11:52,807 Henson, good to see you. 143 00:11:53,105 --> 00:11:55,494 Well, we certainly outdid ourselves this year. 144 00:11:55,690 --> 00:11:57,408 - So I see. - Have you seen the clock 145 00:11:57,566 --> 00:11:59,921 - I'm giving you folks? - Does it explode? 146 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:03,944 Certainly not. I wouldn't tamper with a valuable old timepiece like that. 147 00:12:04,195 --> 00:12:05,423 Come here. 148 00:12:08,323 --> 00:12:10,837 - How about that? - How about that? 149 00:12:12,325 --> 00:12:14,043 Well, it looks like... 150 00:12:14,452 --> 00:12:16,044 The rear end of a moose? 151 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:20,481 You have a very discerning eye, Henson. Ever seen any moose ends like that? 152 00:12:21,164 --> 00:12:22,392 Definitely not. 153 00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:25,771 At least it's just not a plain old head staring down at you. 154 00:12:28,043 --> 00:12:30,557 No, those are so common. 155 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:38,536 Is it trying to get through the wall, or back out? 156 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,820 It's a clock, Henson. 157 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:45,359 The tail switches on the half hour, and goes all the way around on the hour. 158 00:12:53,684 --> 00:12:55,515 2:00. Right on the dot. 159 00:12:58,478 --> 00:12:59,627 Henson. 160 00:13:00,521 --> 00:13:04,719 A rare and valuable clock. You really mustn't part with it, Mr. Addams. 161 00:13:04,982 --> 00:13:08,258 It's... We mustn't deprive you of it. It's much too lovely. 162 00:13:08,484 --> 00:13:09,712 Exactly what I was thinking. 163 00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:12,977 Besides, it would be a shame to deprive Pierre of the choice view 164 00:13:13,196 --> 00:13:14,948 that he's had for over 50 years. 165 00:13:15,113 --> 00:13:18,423 After all, how many other mooses are lucky enough to see themselves 166 00:13:18,657 --> 00:13:20,170 as others see them? 167 00:13:20,325 --> 00:13:23,840 Besides, an ordinary man wouldn't appreciate a collector's item like that. 168 00:13:24,077 --> 00:13:27,592 Little Pugsley has an amusing conventional clock up in his room. 169 00:13:27,829 --> 00:13:31,742 I'm sure he'd be glad to donate it to charity. I'll run right up and get it. 170 00:14:08,812 --> 00:14:12,122 - You all right, Mr. Henson? - You tell me. 171 00:14:17,651 --> 00:14:19,323 Henson, here we are. 172 00:14:20,028 --> 00:14:24,101 Just a simple child's timepiece. It's a variation on the cuckoo clock. 173 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,562 Watch. 174 00:14:30,075 --> 00:14:32,384 - Wonderful, isn't it? - What do you feed it? 175 00:14:32,577 --> 00:14:35,296 Feed a clock? You're pulling my leg, Henson. 176 00:14:35,745 --> 00:14:37,576 I'll be interested to see what it brings at auction. 177 00:14:37,747 --> 00:14:41,376 Yes. Who knows? Someone may just be furnishing a nursery. 178 00:14:41,624 --> 00:14:43,262 A nursery. Perfect. 179 00:14:56,508 --> 00:14:59,580 Why all that gay, toe-tapping music? What's the celebration? 180 00:14:59,802 --> 00:15:03,511 I thought a little light music might bring Pugsley out of his depression. 181 00:15:03,762 --> 00:15:06,560 Great Scott, he's not still up the chimney? 182 00:15:07,848 --> 00:15:11,523 He's been up there for hours. He says he's never coming down. 183 00:15:13,018 --> 00:15:15,896 Well, I imagine it is nice up there, at that. 184 00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:19,539 You know he's sulking because you gave his wolf's head clock to the bazaar. 185 00:15:19,772 --> 00:15:22,366 I know. I should have asked his permission first, 186 00:15:22,565 --> 00:15:25,079 but I was so sure he'd want to donate it. 187 00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:27,869 He says it's the only thing he's really ever loved. 188 00:15:28,069 --> 00:15:31,379 The lad should learn that if you give till it hurts, it's fun. 189 00:15:31,613 --> 00:15:35,128 I know, dear, but you try. I'm exhausted. 190 00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:44,163 Pugsley, what do you say we visit the zoo? 191 00:15:44,912 --> 00:15:48,063 You can see a live wolf's head there. Really pretty. 192 00:15:48,498 --> 00:15:51,570 Darling, this may be a traumatic experience for him. 193 00:15:51,916 --> 00:15:54,430 Perhaps we'd better try and get the clock back. 194 00:15:54,626 --> 00:15:57,618 Nonsense. Some of the finest men in the Addams family 195 00:15:57,837 --> 00:16:00,397 have been shaped by childhood traumas. 196 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:04,395 Still, it tears at my heart to think I've alienated my son. 197 00:16:05,008 --> 00:16:06,521 Well, darling, perhaps we can get Uncle Fester 198 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:10,554 to make him a new wolf's head clock with bigger and better fangs. 199 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,265 By the way, where is Fester? I haven't seen him since yesterday. 200 00:16:15,347 --> 00:16:18,259 Oh, dear, I do hope he hasn't gone into one of his trances. 201 00:16:18,474 --> 00:16:21,671 The last one went on for five days. I thought he was a goner. 202 00:16:22,018 --> 00:16:24,771 Dear Uncle Fester, he does love to play dead. 203 00:16:26,187 --> 00:16:28,985 Matter of fact, I haven't seen Thing since yesterday, either. 204 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,703 Don't worry, Thing can handle himself. 205 00:16:32,816 --> 00:16:35,774 Well, I'm gonna have one last try with Pugsley. 206 00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:41,959 I tell you what, Pugsley boy... 207 00:16:47,283 --> 00:16:48,602 That does it. 208 00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:51,779 I've just got to repair this tragic rift somehow. 209 00:17:04,085 --> 00:17:05,643 You rang? 210 00:17:06,253 --> 00:17:09,768 Yes, Lurch. I'm going to the bazaar and get Pugsley's clock back. 211 00:17:10,005 --> 00:17:14,283 I can't bear to see him and his father separated over such a silly thing. 212 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:17,989 Oh, dear, I do hope the bazaar people will give it back. 213 00:17:18,969 --> 00:17:23,918 - Buy it back? - That's a marvelous idea, Lurch. 214 00:17:24,973 --> 00:17:27,931 Oh, but don't tell Mr. Addams. I want it to be a surprise. 215 00:17:28,141 --> 00:17:30,052 Yes, Mrs. Addams. 216 00:17:35,771 --> 00:17:38,205 Still looking for bargains, eh, Mr. Clayton? 217 00:17:38,397 --> 00:17:41,195 Well, the auction will start in about an hour. 218 00:17:41,816 --> 00:17:43,852 Well, nothing very exciting. 219 00:17:47,069 --> 00:17:50,027 Oh? What are you hiding back in that screen up there? 220 00:17:50,238 --> 00:17:52,991 Those must be the things the Addams family donated. 221 00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:56,986 - I don't know why Mr. Henson hid them. - Let's have a look. 222 00:18:00,411 --> 00:18:01,605 Well... 223 00:18:08,624 --> 00:18:10,854 - Mr. Henson. - Don't be absurd. 224 00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:14,432 - The chin's much too strong. - Well, thank you. 225 00:18:16,045 --> 00:18:17,876 Excuse me, Mr. Clayton. 226 00:18:45,104 --> 00:18:49,177 Now, ladies and gentlemen, these are real conversation pieces. 227 00:18:49,982 --> 00:18:53,418 I direct your particular attention to the scrollwork. 228 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,590 - Now, how much am I bid? - $10. 229 00:18:57,279 --> 00:18:58,314 Sold. 230 00:19:02,698 --> 00:19:05,770 The value of some of these things may not be apparent to the naked eye 231 00:19:05,992 --> 00:19:08,108 but if you look real close... 232 00:19:08,827 --> 00:19:12,900 Well, I wouldn't advise that either. Anyway, let's get on with it. 233 00:19:13,205 --> 00:19:16,641 And now, ladies and gentlemen, we come to this 234 00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:20,897 rather unique collection of items. 235 00:19:21,877 --> 00:19:23,913 Let's first see what we have here. 236 00:19:30,549 --> 00:19:31,948 Yes, oh. 237 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:42,580 There's always one practical joker at every bazaar. 238 00:19:53,521 --> 00:19:58,675 And now we come to this truly rare little number. 239 00:20:01,526 --> 00:20:03,994 Anyone care to offer anything for it? 240 00:20:04,277 --> 00:20:06,154 Anything at all? 241 00:20:07,279 --> 00:20:08,394 $10. 242 00:20:08,947 --> 00:20:11,063 Did I hear $10? 243 00:20:13,741 --> 00:20:16,414 - Going, going... - $20. 244 00:20:16,618 --> 00:20:17,733 ...gone. 245 00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:20,675 $20? Oh. 246 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,896 Perhaps you can't see it clearly. 247 00:20:24,956 --> 00:20:26,025 $30? 248 00:20:26,666 --> 00:20:27,735 $40. 249 00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:29,486 $50. 250 00:20:30,502 --> 00:20:32,857 $50? For this? 251 00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:35,217 - $60? - $70. 252 00:20:36,755 --> 00:20:41,112 Perhaps you'd like to come up here, where you can examine it more closely. 253 00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:44,864 Awfully spirited bidding for a worthless piece of junk. 254 00:20:45,094 --> 00:20:47,403 I think Henson's up to something. 255 00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:49,005 $100. 256 00:20:49,471 --> 00:20:50,745 $100... 257 00:20:51,723 --> 00:20:56,717 Well, I must say, you are a very charitable group. 258 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:58,993 - 200. - 300. 259 00:20:59,477 --> 00:21:00,592 400. 260 00:21:00,728 --> 00:21:01,922 Dollars? 261 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,038 Do I hear a five? 262 00:21:08,483 --> 00:21:11,759 Yes, the gentleman here in the front row says 500... 263 00:21:17,071 --> 00:21:20,188 Would anyone else care to bid $500? 264 00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:25,035 I'll give $1,000. 265 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,395 Morticia. 266 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,087 I'll give $1,100. 267 00:21:31,747 --> 00:21:33,100 Is that all? 268 00:21:35,624 --> 00:21:37,615 - Darling. - Querida. 269 00:21:39,502 --> 00:21:42,221 Very well, sold! 270 00:21:42,420 --> 00:21:46,698 To the gentleman over there for $1,100. 271 00:21:50,341 --> 00:21:52,093 I love you. 272 00:22:00,639 --> 00:22:03,517 Pugsley, darling, please. We tried. 273 00:22:03,850 --> 00:22:06,000 Won't you come down and talk it over? 274 00:22:06,184 --> 00:22:08,095 Come on down, Pugsley, lad. 275 00:22:11,729 --> 00:22:14,607 Darling, I don't think he should stay up there much longer. 276 00:22:14,815 --> 00:22:16,328 He might learn to love it. 277 00:22:16,482 --> 00:22:18,279 That's the way it went with Cousin Slosh. 278 00:22:18,442 --> 00:22:22,321 Down the city sewer in a fit of pique. Completely disowned the family. 279 00:22:22,736 --> 00:22:25,045 Made a whole new life for himself. 280 00:22:26,071 --> 00:22:28,266 Well, at least the bazaar people were happy. 281 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,325 They never made so much money before. 282 00:22:30,491 --> 00:22:33,324 I still say we didn't get a fair chance at the bidding. 283 00:22:33,534 --> 00:22:35,650 Mr. Henson closed it so fast. 284 00:22:36,536 --> 00:22:40,165 But he's such a fragile man. Nothing but raw nerves. 285 00:22:40,413 --> 00:22:43,450 We were lucky to get Thing back on the first bid. 286 00:22:49,752 --> 00:22:53,347 Well, I know Uncle Fester's happy. Nobody bought his armor. 287 00:22:53,588 --> 00:22:56,625 Lots of people were interested but I discouraged them. 288 00:22:57,632 --> 00:22:59,384 Will you help me out of this thing? 289 00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:03,259 Somebody spilled pink lemonade all over me and I'm all stuck up. 290 00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:11,093 - I'll take a blowtorch to you later, Fester. - A blowtorch will roast me. 291 00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:14,504 Nonsense, the heat will put a nice crease in your cuisse. 292 00:23:18,937 --> 00:23:21,497 What are we going to do about Pugsley? 293 00:23:21,688 --> 00:23:23,997 Lurch, wonderful. 294 00:23:24,190 --> 00:23:25,339 Pugsley! 295 00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:28,663 Pugsley! Here's your clock! 296 00:23:31,194 --> 00:23:33,071 Oh, boy. Thanks, Dad. 297 00:23:37,781 --> 00:23:40,853 And how in the world did you ever get it away from Mr. Clayton? 298 00:23:41,075 --> 00:23:43,066 Did he sell it back to you? 299 00:23:43,326 --> 00:23:47,524 Gave me $5 to take it. 300 00:23:58,461 --> 00:24:01,578 Gomez, darling, it's been a long and difficult day. 301 00:24:02,338 --> 00:24:05,091 - It's time to retire. - You're right, my dear. 302 00:24:05,381 --> 00:24:07,611 I'm trying to synchronize these clocks. 303 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,792 Pugsley complained that his was off three seconds. 304 00:24:11,010 --> 00:24:12,807 Probably got shaken up. 305 00:24:12,969 --> 00:24:16,086 Some people just don't know how to handle delicate timepieces. 306 00:24:16,305 --> 00:24:18,296 I think this ought to do it. 307 00:24:23,893 --> 00:24:26,043 Oh, dear. The poor thing's not well. 308 00:24:26,227 --> 00:24:28,821 Never fear, the old clockmaker is near. 309 00:24:30,105 --> 00:24:32,494 I think I'll try this one first. 310 00:24:42,237 --> 00:24:44,114 Perfect synchronization. 311 00:24:45,114 --> 00:24:55,114 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 312 00:24:55,164 --> 00:24:59,714 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 25367

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