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Good boy.

Aw.

Watch it, watch it.

Frank, no!

Told you
not to do that.

Spare any change?

Whoa! Sorry, man.
I don't have any money.

Yeah, right.

Whoa! Sorry, bro.

Watch it, man.

- Hey. Stop global warming.
- So sorry, no speak English.

- Okay.
- So sorry.

Excuse me. Would you like to sign this
to stop global warming?

Shut up!

I'm having bad dreams

I lie awake...

Oh, you're taking forever!

- She's back?
- Out.

I'm not sleeping in my car again.
It smells like Hot Pockets and feet.

- Get out!
- I just want clean underwear.

It's my room too.

Oh, my God. Answer me, Ryan.

Oh, my God. Answer me, Ryan.

What?

Ryan, dude. Oh, my God.
Get over here right now, man.

This is crazy. Oh, my God.
You're not gonna believe this.

- Fool, I understood two percent of that.
- Dude, just come now.

Where?

Dude! Dude.

- What?
- You need to get in here right now.

- Huh? This better be good, man.
- It is.

Come on, come on.

Whoa.

Right?

Point-seven millinewtons
of energy.

God. That's, like, huge.

- When?
- Yesterday. 12:01 a.m.

Damn. This is crazy, man.

Yeah, but, Ryan, we have no idea
what set the device off.

Lab was locked.

It's almost like it decided
to fire on its own.

That's it! I've had it!

Oh, shit.

Hey. Where you guys going?

- It's churro day at the cafeteria.
- Nom, nom.

Dean Bronson, hi.

Love the tie.
Are those cats?

Turkish angora.
Don't change the subject.

- What subject?
- That!

We've had
four rolling blackouts,

fried electrical circuits,
broken bulbs all over campus.

And it's all because of your
little science project.

- It's my thesis project.
- It's an abject failure.

This university's
science department prides itself

on pioneering forward-thinking
ideas that yield results.

Results that lead to patents.
Do you see how it works?

- So, it's just about money?
- Yes, Mr. Phan.

I hate to shatter
your illusions,

but somebody has to keep
the lights on around here,

something you seem hell-bent
on stopping, literally.

Consider this joke of a project suspended,
effective immediately.

- What?
- That's right.

- I've already called Professor Boner.
- It's pronounced "Bonner."

And he's in total agreement
with my request.

I'm sending security to come and
collect this energy-sucking doohickey

by 6:00 today.

- You can't just take her.
- Watch me.

I suggest you wrap up whatever
business you have left here, capisce?

Hello?

What the hell?

Hey, shit bags! While you were off
playing games, our project got shut down.

I hope you're happy!

- What is wrong with you?
- Why are you sneaking up on me?

I was bringing you a...

Well, now it's covered in bacteria.
So, that's two dollars wasted.

So ungrateful.

Good boy.

Frank, no!

Told you not to do that.

Ouch!

- Dude, what's your problem?
- I'm so sorry, man.

So sorry.

Dick.

Sorry, bro.

Shut up!

I'm having bad dreams

I lie awake...

Oh, you're taking forever!

Out.

Ryan.

Dude...

I am tripping right now.

Yeah, no shit.

No. No, no, seriously.
I'm having that thing.

You know? What's it called?

When you feel like you've already
lived through something before.

- Déjà vu?
- Yes, that.

I feel like I've totally lived
through this day already.

Oh, my God. Answer me, Ryan.

Ryan, dude. Oh, my God.
Get over here right now, man.

This is crazy. Oh, my God.

I gotta call you back.

Okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.

Listen to me.

The day reset
when you died, right?

Yeah. Some psycho dude
in a baby mask attacked me.

But it was just
a dream, right?

- Tombs is dead.
- So is Lori.

Then who's the killer
this time?

Uh, hello? Will someone please
explain what the hell is going on?

Okay. Recap.

So, I was stuck reliving the same day,
Monday, the 18th,

over and over and over again

until someone wearing a
Bayfield Baby mask murdered me

on the night of my birthday.

I had no idea who it was because
I was such a crazy bitch

and so many people
hated my guts.

So, at Carter's suggestion,
I made a list of suspects.

Turns out it was
my roommate, Lori,

who kept on helping a serial
killer escape from the hospital,

hoping it would look like he murdered
me when, in fact, it was her all along.

And all because she was jealous
of an affair I was having

with my college professor,
Gregory, who's married.

Yeah, I know. Pretty shitty.
But anyways...

I finally kicked Lori's crazy
ass out a window and killed her,

which broke the loop,
or so I thought.

But now it only looks like
I passed the loop on to you.

And you're gonna
be stuck reliving this day

until we figure out
how to stop it.

Of course.

I'm still dreaming.

- Wait. What?
- It's like Inception.

It's a dream within a dream.

Bro, you're not dreaming.

Ryan, we...

Shh. I'm trying
to wake myself up.

- There. See? You're not dreaming.
- Why'd you hit my penis?

Why are you
acting like this?

You smacked my dick.
That's rude.

I barely touched you.

Okay.

Show me where you died.

Back there.
Storage closet.

Hey. Give me that.

I can handle myself.

You've died enough,
haven't you?

Mmm.

Bash his head in.

Samar, you asshole!

- Why'd you hit me?
- Why do you keep sneaking up on me?

Ah, I think
my cheekbone's broken.

- What is happening in here?
- Ryan broke my cheekbone!

- Was it him?
- No.

He was here
when I died before.

- What?
- Where'd you get that mask?

It was just laying in the hallway.
Somebody must've dropped it.

That's it! I've had it!

Wait, wait. Where you going?

- Uh, churro day at the cafeteria.
- Nom, nom.

We've had four rolling blackouts,
fried electrical circuits,

broken bulbs all over campus.

And it's all because of your
little science project.

Wait.

What science project?

The Sisyphus
Quantum Cooling Reactor.

We call it Sisy
for short.

You see all these?

They're proton lasers.
And when they fire,

they cool the centrifuge right here
to almost below one nanokelvin.

So, basically,
we're trying to prove

that time can be slowed down
on a molecular level.

It hasn't worked yet,
but we did find some promising data

after the device
fired the other night.

When?

12:01 a.m. Yesterday.

Monday, the 18th.

Mmm-hmm.

What?

You created
the time loop, dummy.

That's impossible.
That's not what Sisy was designed to do.

I don't know
what to tell you.

Well, maybe we're just discovering
what it actually does.

An unintended reaction.

Maybe we thought we were slowing time,
but what if we looped it instead?

Now you're stuck in this day.

Congrats.

Oh, and by the way,
you're gonna die,

again and again and again.

Carter, tell your girlfriend
to stop trying to scare me.

Oh, she's not my girlfriend.

- Oh, wait. Are you my girlfriend?
- Kinda.

Guys, are you done talking about
your relationship status?

Because she just said
I'm gonna die.

And you need to figure out
how to close the loop

before the killer
finds you again.

But I don't know
how it happened.

It just fired on its own.

Oh, God.

Danielle, hi.

- Where were you?
- What do you mean?

- You ditched our house meeting.
- It was canceled.

When?

Um, after I kicked my murdering
roommate out of a window.

Exactly. Who's gonna pledge Kappa
now that we have a death curse?

We're in crisis mode, Tree.

Ew.

Who are these people?

Hi.
Uh, I'm Samar.

Hey, samosa,
my head's the middle one.

Anyhoo, call me as soon as you're done with
your creepy little Comic-Con meeting. Ugh.

- Did she just call me "samosa"?
- Yep.

- You think she likes samosas?
- No.

Guys, focus.
I don't wanna die.

On the bright side, you'll come back.
I died 11 times.

Eleven? Hell no.
That shit hurts.

Wait a minute.
Guys, I have an idea.

We just need to find the safest
possible place and wait it out there.

Where?

What?

There's safety in numbers.

More like hiding
in plain sight.

Who picks a creepy baby
for a mascot, anyway?

I knew
I should have gone to MIT.

He traveled!

Airball!

Is that you and your mom?

That's cute.

I was thinking.

It's ironic.

Here I thought I was stuck in the
same day for some big cosmic reason.

Facing my mom's death.

It had nothing
to do with her.

Turns out it was just
some big scientific fluke.

That doesn't make it
mean any less, does it?

I guess not.

You got a little something
right here. Yep. Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Sorry.

You're such a grandpa.

Yeah, well,
you fell for it, so...

Please make your way to the
nearest exit in an orderly fashion.

This is not a drill.

Please make your way to the nearest
exit in an orderly fashion.

Again, this is not a drill.

Hey, watch it!

Guys! Wait up!

Don't push me!

Hey,
I can't find my phone.

Help! Help! Please!

Help!

Help!

What was that?

Down here.

Holy shit.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I think so.

- Well, damn. Good job.
- I've had a little practice.

What the hell? I thought
you were the killer.

- You should have said something.
- But I was looking for you.

Well, who is it?

Only one way to find out.

What the...

Are you sure you don't have
a twin brother?

- Maybe you were separated at birth.
- Of course, I'm sure.

Oh, shit.

- "Oh, shit" is right. Who are you?
- Who do you think I am, dummy?

- It's you.
- Duh.

What the hell
is going on here?

Look, I was trying
to close the loop.

But, somehow,
I got knocked into a parallel time loop.

We're all in serious danger.

The longer we exist in the same dimension,
the worse things will get.

It's a butterfly effect.
You have to kill him!

Me?

He's going to create bigger
problems if you do not stop him.

Kill him, now!

No, screw that.
Kill him.

You're wasting
your time. Do it!

Dude, I'm your friend.
Not him.

You know what? Screw this.
I'll just take care of it myself.

Stophim!

Wait, Ryan.
Maybe you should stop.

Look at him, he's crazy.

I'm the one who designed this.
I know what I'm doing.

- You don't understand what you're doing!
- Shut up, fake Ryan!

Ryan, this doesn't
feel right.

Ryan, stop!

But a parsec is a measure
of distance, not time.

Okay,
so now you're gonna call Han Solo a liar?

No, I'm saying
if a normal Kessel Run is...

Dre, help me!

Come on!

Whoa.

Dude, did you dose
my Yoo-hoo again?

What did I tell you
about turning that thing on?

Turn it off now.

Turn it off now! Just get him.
Get the man. Get him!

Back off! Back off!

- Ryan, just turn it off, man.
- Ryan, what are you doing?

Guys, take the wrench from him.
He's a college student.

It's just a wrench.
Don't be scared of him.

Okay, all right. Just unplug it.
Unplug the machine. Unplug it!

Whoa!

No!

Shut up!

Oh, hey, you're up.

Yeah, I wasn't sure if you
wanted to sleep in or not.

Yeah, it's my birthday And I ain't gotta...

Tree?

No fucking way.

Hey, I folded
your clothes for you.

Ryan! Get in here right now!

Wait a minute,
you two know each other?

- Yes!
- No.

Ryan, you dumb-ass!

You sent me back!

- What?
- It's Monday, the 18th!

I don't believe this.

I just got out.
How could you do this to me?

Uh, who's this
crazy white girl?

Maybe it was
a bad dream or something.

You're right.
It is a bad dream.

It's a nightmare!

This sucks!

It sucks the biggest mega balls in
the history of shitty ball-suckery.

I'm okay.

- You sure?
- Yes.

He just needs
to fix this. Now.

This is a joke, right?

I wish.

Look.

Ryan, we need to go to your lab,
turn on Sisy,

and figure out
how to send me back.

How do you know
about Sisy?

Oh, my God. Just...

Let's go.

Ándale, people.

Hey. Stop global warming?

A simple "no, thanks"
would do!

Sorry!

This is the same day.
Same day, same day, same day!

I can't hear you!

You take one down, pass it around

Keep going.

- Hey, you haven't returned any...
- You are gay.

Wait, where are you going?
The lab's back that way.

I have some business
to take care of first.

You sneaky little biatch.

That's weird.

- What?
- She was supposed to be here.

Who?

Uh...

Never mind.

She finally rolls in.

- Where is it?
- Where's what?

- Oh, hey, Carter.
- Hey.

- Where's the cupcake?
- What cupcake?

The one you made for my birthday.
The one you poisoned.

Oh.

That cupcake.

- I'm serious.
- Look.

I don't know what stupid joke
Danielle put you up to,

but there's no cupcake.

Sorry.

All right, I gotta go.
I'm pulling a double for Jen.

She's got the flu.

Happy birthday, though.

Toodles.

Something's wrong.

- What?
- I don't know.

It's different.

There were two of me?

Yes. That is how
this whole thing happened.

You know, this kinda reminds me
of Back to the Future II.

- Totally.
- Right?

Mmm-hmm.

You know, with Marty McFly?

Doc?

- The DeLorean?
- Sorry.

Are you serious?
You've never seen Back to the Future?

No, I...

- How do you...
- Wait.

Oh, my God.
Does this mean that...

Does this mean
that there are two of me?

I highly doubt it.

It's almost impossible to create
a holographic universe.

You're probably stuck
in a quantum cyclic dimension.

There's only one of you here

because the other you got knocked
into a parallel dimension

somewhere in the multiverse.

Okay, Ryan.

Thanks for clearing that up.
That was super helpful.

You never heard of
the multiverse theory?

Do I look like someone who
knows what a multiverse is?

Okay, look. This is our universe.
Okay? Now, look.

In theory, the universe
has six dimensions.

Now, if what
you're saying is true,

then maybe you woke up
on the same day...

But not in the same dimension.

That would explain
the anomalies.

So, how different
are we talking here?

Well, it depends.

Oh, shit. I forgot
our house meeting.

- Danielle, I'm sorry, I just...
- Hey, babe.

You doing all right?

Hi, Ry.

Hey, Danielle.

Did that look real?

I'm auditioning for this year's production
of The Miracle Worker.

Did you know Anne Frank
was blind and deaf?

- Helen Keller.
- Excuse me?

Anne Frank was in the attic.

Oh.

Whatever.

All I know is acting blind is probably
harder than actually being blind.

I mean,
the skill set it takes.

Meryl Streep taped her eyelids shut
just to prepare for a role. Uh-huh.

Well...

Somebody missed
our house meeting today.

Oh, um...

- I'm sorry, I didn't...
- Totes kidding.

Birthday girls
get a free pass.

Anyhoo, we picked
this year's charity.

Are you ready for it?

We're doing the special needs
art fair again.

- Nice.
- You do so much good, Danielle.

I really admire that.

Oh, please.

It just warms my heart
seeing all those little faces.

I mean, don't get me wrong.

Sometimes they try to hug you too long,
and it gets a little uncomfortable.

But you just get used to it.

And at the end of the day,
there is no greater gift in life

than the love of a child.

Thank you.

Tree? You okay?

Uh...

Yeah, I...

Yeah, it's my birthday

And now you gotta
pick up the phone

Sorry.

Hey, Dad. Um...

Uh, yeah, yeah. Sorry, I'm on my way.
I'll be there in a little bit.

I have to go. Um...

- Wait, what? You're leaving?
- Uh, yeah.

I have to meet up
with my dad for lunch.

It's a birthday thing.

Meet me in the lab at 3:00. We're figuring
this out before it gets any worse.

- Hey, Dad.
- Hey.

- Sorry I'm late.
- It's okay, sweetie.

It's just been a weird day.

Everything okay?

Uh, yeah. It's just stuff.
You know.

- How's school?
- Um, it's fine, Dad.

- Are you ready to order?
- Not yet. We're still waiting on one more.

One more?

Okay,
I'll be right back.

Mom.

Mom!

Whoa!

Hi.

You're here.

Oh, you're really here.

Well, of course I'm here.
It's our day.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, God. I'm fine, I'm just...

It's good to see you.

Okay.

Try it now.

Twenty seconds.

Yo, is this normal?

Don't worry.
It's not gonna blow up again.

- Again?
- Ten, nine,

eight,

seven, six, five,

four, three, two...

Stop!

Leave it.

- You told me to...
- No, I know. I changed my mind.

This must be
the crazy white girl.

Hey! Tree! Wait up.

Hey.

Hey. Why the
change of heart?

- Everything's different.
- Different how?

Wait, when were
you gonna tell me?

- Tell you what?
- About Danielle.

Yeah, what about Danielle?

Apparently
you guys are dating.

Wait, I thought you knew that.
I mean, you guys live in the same house.

Uh, no. I definitely
didn't know.

But the bigger question is,
does she know?

Does she know what?

One of her closest friends
woke up in your bed this morning.

You don't think that
that's newsworthy?

Nothing happened.
I slept in Ryan's bed last night.

So, why take me home?

- Because you were...
- You were wasted.

I was afraid you were gonna
fall or choke on your own vomit

like Janis Joplin.
Ugh!

Okay. It's fine,
it's fine, it's fine.

It's fine. This is how
it's supposed to be.

My mom's okay.
Lori isn't trying to kill me.

I mean, this is the better
version of my life, right?

What are you...

She's in a sorority, Gregory.

Wait a minute.
In this...

- In this other dimension, were we...
- I...

I can't do this right now.

No... Tree!

- Are you ready for this?
- I...

- Hold this.
- No. Okay.

And...

Oh, my God!

It's so weird.

Oh, my... This is amazing.

But I don't think
you have to get another one.

This is the best...

None of these
memories are mine.

I know.
I'm just borrowing it for tonight.

- What time you going to the party?
- Um...

I, uh... I can't make it.
Something came up.

What?

I mean, we've been
planning this for weeks, Tree.

No, I know.

And I know it's a surprise
party. I'm sorry. It's just...

My parents are in town,
and I need to...

Ugh.
Our tuition dollars at work.

Anyhoo, who told
you about the surprise?

Was it Lori?

I swear, that girl really needs
to learn how to keep a secret.

I don't know
what's going on with you...

You know what, Tree,
I'm just gonna come out and say it.

I have been feeling so extremely
unappreciated by you...

- ...that left one officer dead.
- Hello?

Tombs was the subject
of a nationwide manhunt

that ended after a five-month pursuit
across four state lines

- that left six female victims.
- Oh, my God.

He's still here.

- He's going to escape! Call the police!
- Who?

- John Tombs. Just call the police.
- What?

Wait! Don't go in there!

Shit.

Excuse me.
What are you doing?

- Whoa. Drop the ax.
- Wait. I can explain.

Drop it now!

- He's escaped. He's gonna kill someone.
- Face up against the wall.

- No, you don't understand. Lori let him...
- I'm not asking again.

Please, listen to me.

My roommate works here.

She set Tombs free
because she's trying to blame him,

but she's gonna kill me!

I don't know the hell kind
of shit you're on, lady,

but Tombs is down
in the OR right now.

- Nurse just took him.
- Was she tall, dark hair and a ponytail?

- Let's go.
- Ow!

I know you think I'm crazy,
but you gotta believe me!

Dispatch,
this is Officer Conrow.

Have an 11-55 at the hospital.
Need immediate assistance.

Come on.

I know it's you, Lori!

What? Oh, my...

Oh, my God.
I thought you were...

Are you okay? What the hell is going on?
Who was that?

Tombs escaped.
He's trying to kill me.

No, Tree, that's not possible.
I just took him down to the OR.

What's happening?

I... I don't know.

Oh, my God, he cut the power.

Just stay calm.

Just stay calm.

Shit!

Okay, come on.

Come on.

Where the hell are we?

This must be one of the
floors under construction.

Come on.
There's an emergency exit on the other end.

Wait.

Grab that.

Okay.

Come on.

What?

Did you hear something?

All right, asshole,
let's see what you got.

Ha!

Shit!

Shit!

Shut up!

Rookie move, Tree.

Oh, hey. You're up.

- What dimension am I in?
- Huh?

Danielle.

My girlfriend?

Same one.

Yeah, it's my birthday

Okay.

And now you gotta
pick up the phone

Are you okay?

Yeah. Never better.

Hey, I folded
your clothes for you.

Look, no offense, but how could you
possibly end up with her?

- With who?
- Danielle.

Uh, she's nice.

Oh, "nice."

Wait a minute.
Isn't she, like, your best friend?

Dude, you hit that
fine vagine or what?

- Huh, interesting.
- No, I wasn't trying to do any...

- Not as innocent as you look.
- But...

What? No. I...

You. Meet me in your
lab in an hour.

Huh?

I've got to get out of
these disgusting clothes.

Listen to me carefully.

I need to stay here
in this dimension, okay?

So, just close the loop.

Look, we have no idea how this
even happened in the first place.

Well, you're all brainy science people,
right?

So, you'll figure it out.

You realize we're messing with things
we have no business touching, right?

Well, maybe you should've thought of that
before you built the big dumb thing.

Just...

Just please do me a favor and
try to figure this out, okay?

Please.

Look, this is gonna be
a trial-and-error situation.

We have to rule out
every variable

in order to narrow down the correct
algorithm that will close the loop.

Okay...

It's days,
maybe weeks of work.

And if what
you're saying is true,

there's no way to keep
a record of our progress.

I'm not following.

Okay. Um...

Say we test, like...

Dozens of variables.

By the end of the day,
the loop will reset, right?

So, everything
we learned gets...

Erased.

There's no way
for us to track our progress

simply because we just don't
remember anything we learned.

And we'll be back
to square one.

Great.

I'm screwed.

Wait, no, I got it.

Okay, you said everything resets
but your memory, right?

Yeah?

All right, well, then you're just gonna
have to be a living record.

Wait, you mean memorize
everything?

Yeah.

That's genius.

- Yeah.
- No, no, no. That's not genius.

I'm not a scientist.

And, hello?

I mean, you do realize there's
a killer after me, right?

That means I'm gonna have to die
over and over again

until you guys figure out
how to close the loop.

I mean, I guess
you could just kill yourself...

Before they find you.

Wow. Another genius idea.

Better than being chased
by some crazy guy in a baby mask.

I mean, do you
have a better idea?

I knew you were
gonna say that.

All that I want is to wake up fine

Tell me that I'm all right
That I ain't gonna die

All that I want
is a hole in the ground

You can tell me
when it's all right

For me to come out

- Hard times
- Gonna make you wonder

Why you even try

- Hard times
- Gonna take you down

And laugh when you cry

These lives

And I still don't know
how I even survive

Hard times, hard times

And I gotta get to rock bottom

Walking around

My little rain cloud

Hanging over my head

And it ain't coming down

Where do I go?

Give me some sort of sign

You hit me with lightning

Maybe I'll come alive

Hard times

Gonna make you wonder
why you even try

- Hard times
- Gonna take you down And laugh when you cry

And I gotta hit rock bottom

Tell my friends
I'm coming down

We'll kick it
when I hit the ground

Tell my friends
I'm coming down

Don't touch me!

When I hit the ground

When I hit the ground

When I hit the ground

When I hit the ground...

Come on, Bert, Bert, Bert!
Go, go, go!

Come on, go, you're up!
Go, go, go!

When I hit the ground

Hard times

Shit!

Gonna take you down
and laugh when you cry

- These lives
- And I still don't know how I even survive

- Hard times
- Hard times

- Hard times
- Hard times

- Hard times
- Hard times

- Hard times
- Gonna make you wonder why you even try

- Hard times
- Gonna take you down and laugh when you cry

- These lives
- And I still don't know how I even survive

- Hard times
- Hard times

Hard times

And I gotta get to rock bottom

- Ow.
- Shut up!

Oh, hey, you're up.
I wasn't sure if you wanted...

"I wasn't sure if you
wanted to sleep in or not.

"I folded your
clothes last night.

"Wasn't sure if that
material gets wrinkled."

Anyway, what the hell are you
always looking for under that desk?

Uh...

Oh, just...
My mouth guard.

Yeah.

I grind my teeth at night.

Oh, mystery solved.

Yeah, it's my birthday

And now you gotta
pick up the phone

Ow.

You okay?

Yep. Never better.

I don't know if you remember
my name or not.

You were, uh...
You were pretty wasted last night.

But I'm Carter.

Ow!

Hey, are you sure
you're okay?

You're looking kind of pale.

No, I'm fine. I...

Mmm.

Actually, I'm probably
gonna pass out.

What?

Yep. Definitely passing out.

You hit that fine vagine
or what?

Is she dead?

- Ryan, a little help here, man.
- Oh, okay.

Hey, hey. It's okay.
It's just me.

Hey.

You okay?
You really gave me a scare back there.

Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.

You still came.

Yeah, of course.
Why wouldn't I?

Oh.

We got a hold of your parents.
They're on their way.

No. They can't come here.
It's not safe.

What are you talking about?

Jesus.

Can I help you?

Oh, it's okay.
He's a friend.

Sorry.
Visiting hours are over.

Oh, all right.

Thanks, Carter.

Yeah. Feel better.

So, I guess now you know
why I wasn't in your class today.

- Pardon?
- Advanced bio.

Uh, I'm sorry.
Are you in my class?

You don't look familiar.

I'm sorry.
My mistake.

Right. Well, I'm Dr. Butler.

Nice to meet you.

Miss Gelbman, I've been having a hard
time pulling up your medical records.

I know.
I should be dead.

My results, they don't make sense.
Right?

Yes.
They're highly alarming, to be honest.

Wait. What time is it?

- It's almost 9:30. Why?
- She's about to die.

- Who?
- Lori. He's gonna kill her.

- What?
- Listen to me.

You need to stop her
from going down to the OR.

I'm sorry. I don't know
who you're talking about.

Really? Well, maybe
your wife does.

Go! Go!

Sorry.

Lori.

Who set you free?

Who are you?

Fine.

I go, you go!

Oh, hey, you're up.

I wasn't sure if you
wanted to sleep in or not.

Shut up!

I am so done with this shit.

Then you multiply
the Euclidean vector

by the square root of pi
to the 17th power,

which then gives us
an axiom point of.004,

which then gives us
a linear plane vector of 8.2.

Boom.

Damn.

Well, if these are
all the failed algorithms...

Then there's only one
possibility left.

Holy shit balls.
You did it!

- It worked?
- Yes!

It worked? Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

We did it! Why are we so excited?
We barely know her!

Honestly, I don't know what just happened.
But that was impressive.

Thanks.

Let's do this.

Just so
we're totally clear,

one variant closes the loop
in this dimension

and the other one
sends you back

to your original dimension
and closes that loop.

It's final decision time.

Stay here or go back.

I'm staying here.
Final decision.

Okay. Here we go, then.

Stand back.

Huh? Wait.

What happened?

Uh, uh...

- Oh, the vector's off.
- But you said this was the right one.

No, the math was right.
Something else is off.

Guys, I have literally been killing
myself to memorize this shit for you.

Failure's not an option.

- What?
- There's something in hard drive.

It must be a virus.

Dude, did you open spam porn
again on the computer?

No.

Great. I have to manually
reenter all this code.

Okay, how long?

Six, seven hours.

Ryan, look at me.

I am on borrowed time here.
Understand?

Get it done.

Uh, yeah. I'm on it.

Tree, wait up.

Hey. Are you sure about this?

Of course, I'm sure.

Okay, what about the killer? I mean,
you said people are gonna die tonight.

If you close the loop
and we don't help,

then they're dead
for good, aren't they?

I have to stay alive.

I can't go back to that
hospital. It's way too risky.

So that's it?
You're just gonna walk away

and let a bunch
of innocent people die?

People die every day, Carter.
I can't be responsible for everyone, okay?

I know how selfish that sounds,
but it's true.

Yeah, no. That sounds incredibly selfish.
Are you serious?

That's not fair.

You have no idea
how hard this is for me.

I don't wanna have to choose between
you and my mom, but I have to.

What do you mean,
"choose"?

Carter, we're together
in the other dimension.

I woke up in your bed every morning,
just like this morning.

I did it over and over and over
again until I fell in love with you.

But that version of us is back there,
and my mom is alive here.

So I've made my decision.

What if you're wrong?

Huh? What if you're wrong?

What if this isn't the life
that you're supposed to have?

So, what? I'm just supposed to go back
to some dimension where my mom's dead?

I can't.
I can't lose her again.

You already did.

And none of this is real
if it erases that.

You're just living someone else's
life that doesn't belong to you.

Your pain, that loss...

That's...

That's what makes you you.

But you have the chance to do
something other people only dream of.

What?

You can say goodbye.

Yoo-hoo.

Your girlfriend's calling you.
Better go.

What's her problem?
She just ditched our house meeting.

Hello?
What were you guys talking about?

Nothing. We were just...
We were going over school stuff.

Babe, don't forget,
I still need help with my American lit paper.

I'm... I'm really
busy right now.

Carter, you promised.

I won't pass the class
without your help.

All right. Yeah, yeah.
That's fine.

You're the best.

There's the other
birthday girl.

- Sweetie, what's wrong?
- I'm okay, I...

You don't look okay.

I'm okay... Mom!

You're cold as ice.
Maybe we should go to the hospital.

No!

No, we can't go there.

Look, I don't want
to freak you guys out.

But I need to get as far away
from campus as possible.

- Theresa, what is going on?
- Dad, please.

I promise to explain everything later,
but I need you to trust me.

Okay.

We'll go. Let's go.

- Come on.
- Yeah.

Done!

Finally.

You guys ready?

Okay. Let's close this loop
once and for all.

Hey, you know what
I'm craving right now?

What?

One of those giant cinnamon rolls
from that bakery in Morro Bay.

From our birthday last year.

You don't remember?
You ate two of them.

That wasn't me.

What, sweetie?

Hey, girls.
It's getting kinda late.

What do you say we find someplace,
turn in for the night?

Okay, sounds good.
I think we're all pretty pooped.

Lori!

Shit.

He got her, he got her!

No, don't shoot!
Don't shoot!

Hey, girls, I'm gonna go get
some ice. I'll be right back.

Give me a hand.

Okay.

Just tell me one thing.

Are you pregnant?

What? No. Mom. I...

- Okay, sorry. I just had to ask.
- It's not like that.

- But it's a boy, isn't it?
- No.

Yes.

I don't know.
It's complicated.

Trust me.

I can do complicated.

What is it?

Have you ever wondered what
your life would have been like

if you couldn't be with Dad?

What? No.

But what if you
had to choose?

You know, what if...
What if being with him

meant that you would lose someone
that you were really close to,

that you would never get to
see that person ever again?

What would you do?

Well, we all have to make hard choices, Tree.
That's life.

And sometimes the past is
pulling us in one direction

and the future is calling
us somewhere new.

But, of course, if I had to choose,
I'd pick Daddy.

Without him
I wouldn't have you, right?

But how did you know
that he was the one?

I didn't.

I took a chance.
I followed my heart.

That's kinda how
love works, Tree.

It's a leap of faith.

...Bayfield University
Hospital,

where a terrible tragedy
continues to unfold.

Details are still coming in.

But so far, we can confirm three
victims. A nurse and a police officer.

The third victim, a student,

was killed while attempting to subdue the suspect.

Back to you, Dan.

No.

What's wrong?

Come on, Ryan.
Come on.

Hey, Samar,
can you check 22-97-39 right there?

- Yeah.
- Over there.

No. The vector
needs to be adjusted.

Yo, it's Ryan.
Leave a message at the beep.

Ryan, don't close the loop, you can't...

- I'm sorry. This voice mailbox is...
- Shit!

- Tree, what is going on?
- I can't let him close it.

I'm not sure about this ice.
It kinda smells like pee.

Tree! Tree!
Where are you going?

Tree!

Come on. Come on, come on.
Pick up your phone!

- Yo, it's Ryan. Leave a...
- Shit!

Here we go!

Where is it?
Come on, come on. Come on. Please!

- Oh, hey, you're up.
- Shut up!

I wasn't sure if you
wanted to sleep in or not.

That is the last time
I'm dying for you.

What?

How much longer
is it gonna take?

Thanks to your crazy memory,
it shouldn't take long at all.

I can have Sisy ready to go
in just a few minutes.

I need a little more time.
There's something I need to do.

Tree.

You sure
you wanna go back?

Can't spend my life
living in the past.

Gotta take a leap of faith.

She finally rolls in.

Uh, Lori. Hi.

- Big night?
- You could say that.

Um...

Look, Lori, I...

It's good to see you.

It's good
to see you too, Tree.

He's not worth it.

I mean, trust me.
I've been involved with a married guy.

I know what's it's like
living a double life.

Always feeling
like shit about yourself.

But it's never
too late to change.

Someone once told me that every day
is a chance to be someone better.

Maybe this is your day.

Okay.

Thank you.

Take care of yourself.

Tree.

Hey.

Um...

Look, Danielle,

I feel really bad.

I've totally been misjudging you,
and it's completely on me.

I am so sorry
that I've, like, made this...

Nice.

Three-way.

He's kidding.

No, I'm... I'm not.

Nick's, um, shower was broken,
so I said he could use mine.

Right, Nick?

My shower's fine.

Right. Um...

You know what?
Never mind.

Sorry for interrupting.

Bye.

Bye.

Ow!

- What was that for?
- For being dumb as a rock, that's what.

Oh, really? How can a rock be dumb?
They don't even have brains.

Ouch.

There's the other
birthday girl.

- Hi, sweetie.
- Hey, Dad.

Um, do you mind
if I talk to Mom alone for a minute?

Just some girl talk.

Oh, well, sure. I can go
run some work calls.

Okay, thanks.

Is everything okay?

Yeah. It's fine.
Everything's fine.

Oh, shit, how do I do this?

Do what, sweetie?
What's wrong?

Mom...

I really want you to know
how much I love you.

Aw.

I love you too, sweetie.

No, Mom, I'm serious.

You know, people say
"I love you" all the time, but...

It's not until you can't say it
to that person's face anymore

that you really realize
how much you mean it.

You are so beautiful

and so amazing.

And I just hope I can become half
of the woman that you are one day.

Are you kidding?

I'm the woman I am
because I had you.

You know, I never really
told anyone this before,

but when I was pregnant with you,
I was scared shitless.

No.

But then, the moment
I held you,

something inside
of me changed...

Instantly.

The best kind
of love does that.

It changes you.
It makes you a better person.

God, I'm so stupid.

I really thought I could have it all,
but I can't.

Oh, honey, nobody can.

But guess what?
That's okay.

You'll get
what you need.

I hope so.

Aw. Come here.

Aw.

Am I crushing you?

Nope. You're always
gonna be my little girl.

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, Tree and mom

Happy birthday to you

Make a wish.

You ready?

Wait.

Um...

Look.

I know this is probably
pretty confusing.

I mean, you guys have only
known me for a couple hours,

but I've known you for weeks.

You've all worked really,
really hard to try to send me home.

So, thank you.

Well, jury's still out on whether
you're totally nuts, but, uh...

Glad we could help.

Okay, Ryan.
Light her up.

So, in this
other dimension, do we...

Do we know each other?

You could say that.

Seventeen seconds!

Sixteen. Fifteen.

What did I tell you
about turning that thing on?

- Uh-oh.
- Wait.

This isn't supposed
to happen yet.

You're not supposed to
come until tomorrow!

Turn that thing off now.

No, don't!

- No, no, no, no!
- No, no!

No, wait, please.
You can't do this.

And who are you?

I am a student here.

Oh, well, keep this little attitude up,
and we'll change that.

Get that thing
outta here.

No, please don't.

Hey, watch it, beefcake.
We spent 18 months on that thing.

Please don't! Please.

Don't manhandle her.
Take...

Where are you
taking her?

My office,
where it will remain under lock and key.

Look, okay, it's a setback.
I get it.

Right, but we just
reset the day and try again.

No.

You don't understand.

I keep getting weaker
every time I come back.

I don't know how many
chances I have left.

For all I know,
this could be it.

If I die again,
I could stay dead.

- Hmm, that's a problem.
- No shit.

Unless...

Unless we steal it back.

Steal it?

I mean, you know, it's not even technically
stealing, is it? It's your property.

Whoa, whoa.
Guys, I don't know about this.

If we get caught
and I get expelled,

my parents are gonna
hang me by the nut sack.

I'm with him.
Except for the nut sack part, obviously.

Are you kidding me?

No. I'm sorry to throw a bag of
dog shit on your front porch here,

but this is all on you guys.

You created this mess,
so you're obligated to help her out of it.

Besides, if she dies
again tonight,

that's blood
on your hands.

That's a little dramatic.

He's right.

This is our fault.

So, we fix it.

That's what scientists do.

We solve the problem.

So, Dean Bronson's office
is in this building here,

and the fastest route back
to the lab is this path here.

And check this out, guys.

Dean Bronson spends every evening
knitting in the faculty lounge over here.

Wait, what? He knits?

I think he used to smoke and
then his wife made him quit.

And, oh, by the way,
shockingly hot.

- Samar?
- Hmm?

Could we do the thing we're...
We're doing, right now?

Right, sorry. Um, okay.

So, we need to get the keys to his office,
sneak over to admissions,

break into the dean's office,
grab Sisy,

wheel her back to the lab without anyone
from security seeing us,

get Dean Bronson's keys back to him
without him ever knowing they were gone,

power up Sisy,
run diagnostics,

flip the switch and bam.

Tree's back in whatever whack-ass
dimension she came from,

and we, well...

We just saved
the damn day.

Okay. Sounds awesome.

- How do we do that?
- I don't know.

Of course.

Okay, well.
We obviously need a diversion.

So, we just gotta find a way
to distract Dean Bronson.

You're beautiful

You're beautiful

She picked the ringtone.
All right?

Hey, babe.

Yeah, you okay?

- I have an idea.
- Okay.

What if we
actually go through...

With Ryan and them and...

Danielle, hi.

So, we have a little
favor to ask.

I feel suspect at best.

Let's just put our face in.

Hey, baby.

Oh.

Okay, sorry.

Clearly,
she's a little on edge.

- Mmm-hmm. That's right.
- Give her some room to breathe...

Preach.

Can I help you?

Oh, pardon,
I appear to be very lost.

Roger Bronson,
I'm the dean of the school.

Oh, bonjour.
My name is, uh...

Amelie Le Pew.

Oh, you must be
with the exchange program.

Ah, oui, oui.

Monsieur,
may I know your face?

I'm sorry?

Oh, my.

Oh, my!

What strong features.

Thank you.

You must be French.
Your hand smells like cheese.

I don't eat cheese.

Ah, I am, uh...

Uh, lactose intolerant.

Oh, quel dommage. Uh, uh...

Where are you
trying to get to?

Uh, le café.

You must mean the cafeteria.

- I'm happy to show you. Here. I can...
- Uh, whoa!

Oh, oh! Oh, don't move!
You'll trip.

Marbles!

Marbles!

Marbles everywhere.

Go, go, go, go!

Oh, boy.

Oh.
Careful.

- Whew!
- Whoa.

Pretty quick there.

Hold on now. Just stay put, okay?
I just need to grab my keys.

Whoa!

Oh! Not the tapestry.

Oh, jeez.

- Oh. Oh, Lord.
- Oh, oh, oh! Oh, no!

Oh, no! It's so dark.

Move toward the light!
Sorry, that was insensitive.

Come on.

- Come on, come on.
- I'm trying.

Stop rolling. Okay.

You're not helping!
The other way.

- Sisy.
- Go, go.

Go around, go around.

This way.

Samar! Samar!

Okay. Here we go.
Up. Up. Oh, God.

Here's your cane.

You really must
stop wandering around.

- Gracias. Okay.
- Okay. Shall we?

Ah, forgot my keys.

Oh, God.

Oh, no, mon Dieu.

God!

Oh, that's a lot of blood.

Jesus, be careful
with that thing!

- I am so sorry.
- Oh, my God.

I don't think the cane
is a good idea for you.

You need
a Seeing Eye dog.

Checkmate.

- Hey, how's it going?
- We're on it.

Guys, we've got less than three
hours to make this happen.

Not gonna lie,
it's gonna be close.

Shit. If I don't stop
the killer, Lori's gonna die.

- Stay here.
- What? Why?

Just promise me
you'll stay here.

- Can I borrow this?
- Uh, yeah, sure.

Okay.

Wait, where are
you going? Tree!

Sorry, bad timing.

Okay. Okay.

Okay, you can put it away.

Come on, put it away.

Okay, now, slowly,
turn around.

This is a really bad idea.

There's a killer on the loose here.
Go get help.

- What?
- Go!

She's got a gun!
She's got a gun!

Lori, move.

- What?
- Come on, we've gotta move.

- What's happening?
- I'll explain later. Move!

What is this?

You're not blind.

I'm gonna kill them.

I'm going to kill them!

He's onto us.

Babe, can you also get my sunglasses back?
I just got those.

Okay, okay,
come on. Yes.

Get it open, now!

Get it, get it.

Bash it in.

- Keep 'em out!
- We're trying!

Get it open, now!

Oh, my God. If I get expelled,
my parents are gonna disown me.

Tree, will you
please tell me what's going on?

At first, I thought he was
trying to kill me, but it's you he's after.

Who?

It's over, Gregory.

What? Why?

His wife found out
about your affair.

So he stole a page
from your old playbook.

He set Tombs free, knowing that everyone
would think that he killed you.

And the secret of your affair
would die with you.

Bravo. Well done, indeed.

Once a douchebag,
always a douchebag.

I'm sorry, do I know you?

Stay back, asshole.

Put your back into it!

Try harder! You guys gotta get
back into the gym, man.

Ryan, we can't
hold it much longer.

Come on, come on.

You hear that?
You're gonna rot in prison.

I don't think so.

You see, there's one little detail
you failed to realize in all this.

Oh, really? What's that?

Me.

Lori!

You really think I was gonna let
a little whore like that ruin my life?

Gregory, kill her!

Would you like
to do the honors?

Don't mind if I do.

Oh, wait. I almost forgot.

I want a divorce.

Now, where were we?

Hey!

No!

No!

Aw, look who brought
a screwdriver to a gunfight.

Wait!

I have something
I need to tell you.

What?

You're screwed.

Turn it off, you bitch!

No. No, no, no! Wait! Wait!

Ready? Come on.

There you go.
I gotcha. I gotcha.

All right. Yep.

Oh, my God.
Are you okay?

I guess this is a pretty good
place to get shot, huh?

- I'll lift you up now.
- You're gonna be okay.

- You're good.
- It's okay, it's okay.

You're okay.

Lori,

I'm so sorry.

For what?
You just saved my life.

I just...

I wish things could
have been different.

I'm sorry,
but we need to move her.

Hang in there, hon.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- You okay?
- Uh, yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine. I...

I thought I told you
to stay put.

Yeah, well. Sorry.
I couldn't help myself.

I think it's time.

I hope you realize
I'm only going back for one reason.

Oh, man.

My Yoo-hoo.

Danielle?

Who?

Hi.

Oh, my God.
I think I just shit my pants.

Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive

Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' alive...

Whoo, well, you can tell
by the way I use my walk

I'm a woman, no time to talk

Music loud and women warm

I've been kicked around
Since I was born

And now it's all right,
it's okay

And you may look the other way

We can try to understand

The New York Times'
effect on man

Whether you're a brother
or whether you're a mother

You're stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

Feel the city breakin'
and everybody shakin'

And we're stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive

Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' alive...

All you want

Well, now, I get low
and I get high

And if I can't get either
I really try

Got the wings of heaven
on my shoes

I'm dancin'
and I just can't lose

And now it's all right
It's okay

I'll live to see another day

We can try to understand

The New York Times'
effect on man

Whether you're a brother
or whether you're a mother

You're stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

Feel the city breakin'
and everybody shakin'

And we're stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive

Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' alive...

I'm stayin' alive

Life goin' nowhere
Somebody help me

Somebody help me

Somebody help me, yeah

I'm stayin' alive
I'm stayin' alive

Life goin' nowhere
Somebody help me

Somebody help me, yeah

Life goin' nowhere

Life goin' nowhere

Somebody help me, yeah

Just doesn't make any sense.

Yes, it does.
It acted like a slingshot.

When she jumped
back into this dimension,

the vacuum created by the
centripetal force closed the loop.

Who throws away
a perfectly good churro?

Oh, no, don't.

Uh-oh.

This looks bad.

- Ryan Phan?
- Uh, maybe.

I'm Dr. Isaac Parker.
I'm here on behalf of DARPA.

We'd appreciate it if you'd come with us
to answer some questions.

- All of you.
- Are we in trouble?

Please, right this way.

Dr. Kalibato to Robotics.

Dr. Kalibato to Robotics.

Holy shit. Sisy.

Hope you don't mind us
borrowing her.

What you've created here
is truly remarkable.

Suck it, Dean Bronson.

We've been having some difficulties
understanding how the device operates.

We figured you could help.

There's so many different
algorithms.

It'll be tough to find
the right one to make it work.

I might be able
to help with that.

Great. So, we just need
to find a test subject.

Wait. You...

You want to trap somebody in a time loop?
That's messed up.

Unless they deserve it.

I think I have
the perfect recruit.