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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,905 --> 00:00:06,905 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 2 00:01:16,312 --> 00:01:18,542 Nice try, Gomez darling. 3 00:01:18,731 --> 00:01:20,767 Too good for you, huh, Lurch? 4 00:01:39,292 --> 00:01:42,250 Darling, I don't think you ought to tire Lurch out. 5 00:01:42,461 --> 00:01:44,292 You know how delicate he is. 6 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,894 You may be right, my dear. He does look a bit spent. 7 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:50,188 Well, Lurch. You had enough? Give up? 8 00:01:53,888 --> 00:01:56,083 Better luck next time, old man. 9 00:02:07,693 --> 00:02:10,366 Oh, Gomez, darling, you were so masterful. 10 00:02:15,325 --> 00:02:18,044 Delicious, like the nectar of saki. 11 00:02:20,538 --> 00:02:21,812 Mail's in. 12 00:02:23,290 --> 00:02:25,087 Yes, Thing. What is it? 13 00:02:26,877 --> 00:02:28,833 Oh, something at the door? 14 00:02:37,762 --> 00:02:40,754 Oh, it's my surprise for Cousin Itt. 15 00:02:41,516 --> 00:02:42,949 It's breathing. 16 00:02:43,309 --> 00:02:44,503 Hey, is that for me? 17 00:02:44,643 --> 00:02:47,840 No, Uncle Fester. This is a welcome-home surprise for Cousin Itt. 18 00:02:48,063 --> 00:02:50,418 Itt? I thought he was in the South Seas. 19 00:02:50,607 --> 00:02:52,245 He was, diving for sponges. 20 00:02:52,401 --> 00:02:55,552 Very successfully, too. The sponges thought he was one of them. 21 00:02:55,779 --> 00:02:59,658 Give me a hand, Fester. We have to get things ready for Cousin Itt's party. 22 00:03:00,825 --> 00:03:03,737 Now that's what I like. A package that delivers itself. 23 00:03:17,757 --> 00:03:20,635 Cousin Itt, are you sure your eyes are closed? 24 00:03:22,512 --> 00:03:24,150 - Good. - All right, Lurch. 25 00:03:28,017 --> 00:03:30,611 Now you can open your eyes, Cousin Itt. 26 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:35,444 - I knew you'd like it, old man. - It's so you. 27 00:03:41,905 --> 00:03:44,942 - They look like brothers. - They do have a lot in common. 28 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:47,433 What are you gonna name him, Cousin Itt? 29 00:03:48,536 --> 00:03:51,255 Which is the front end of... 30 00:03:54,333 --> 00:03:55,652 Now I see. 31 00:03:55,876 --> 00:03:58,834 Mother, I'm hungry. Can we cut Cousin Itt's cake now? 32 00:03:59,045 --> 00:04:02,003 Of course, darling. I almost forgot about it. 33 00:04:05,426 --> 00:04:07,860 Cousin Itt, would you do the honors? 34 00:04:12,224 --> 00:04:15,136 Oh, of course. Lurch, we'll need a chair. 35 00:04:33,410 --> 00:04:34,923 You're welcome. 36 00:04:36,038 --> 00:04:38,427 All right, now, Cousin. Make a wish. 37 00:04:43,712 --> 00:04:45,464 I've heard of rock candy, but rock cake? 38 00:04:47,340 --> 00:04:48,693 Better try it again, dear. 39 00:04:50,176 --> 00:04:51,529 Oh, boy! 40 00:04:51,969 --> 00:04:54,881 That's my favorite, cauliflower meringue. 41 00:04:58,851 --> 00:05:01,046 What is it, Lurch? Is something wrong? 42 00:05:01,228 --> 00:05:02,661 Hair. 43 00:05:04,022 --> 00:05:06,820 Mother, look, there's hair on the chair, too. 44 00:05:09,318 --> 00:05:11,195 Cousin Itt, you're losing your hair. 45 00:05:13,239 --> 00:05:16,436 - He's right. Without his hair, what is he? - Nothing. 46 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,338 Absolutely nothing. 47 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:24,694 No, no, no. Now, we will not have any of that do-it-away-with-yourself talk. 48 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:28,739 That is, of course, unless we can't find a cure for you. 49 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:32,113 Don't you worry. I'm an old hand at curing baldness. 50 00:05:44,267 --> 00:05:47,065 Cousin Itt, you're not leaving us? 51 00:05:49,731 --> 00:05:51,801 But you must give Uncle Fester a chance. 52 00:05:54,151 --> 00:05:56,460 But you're still very attractive. 53 00:05:59,406 --> 00:06:01,681 Wouldn't a little vacation be a lot more sensible? 54 00:06:02,242 --> 00:06:05,393 Now, Gomez and I have decided to give you a little extra money, 55 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:07,497 say, $10,000. 56 00:06:07,664 --> 00:06:09,336 You could have yourself a real fling. 57 00:06:11,709 --> 00:06:13,347 Give it to charity? 58 00:06:13,586 --> 00:06:16,339 Just as you say, but please stay. 59 00:06:20,134 --> 00:06:23,012 Oh, I promise. We'd never call you Baldy. 60 00:06:26,765 --> 00:06:29,359 Dear, sweet, kind Cousin Itt. 61 00:06:29,768 --> 00:06:32,157 You know, a person could really talk to you. 62 00:06:36,607 --> 00:06:39,804 That's beautiful, my dear. It's beautiful. 63 00:06:42,571 --> 00:06:45,324 - What is it? - It's a sweater for Cousin Itt. 64 00:06:46,033 --> 00:06:50,311 If he's going to lose his hair, he has to have something to keep himself warm. 65 00:06:50,579 --> 00:06:52,570 Did the money cheer him up? 66 00:06:52,789 --> 00:06:55,701 He asked me to give it to the Society for the Prevention of Baldness. 67 00:06:55,917 --> 00:06:58,306 - Never heard of it. - Neither have I. 68 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:00,702 But I asked Mrs. Dragwater to come over. 69 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,677 She's the head of the welfare society. 70 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,070 She'll see that it gets into the proper hands. 71 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,479 Dear, would that be Mrs. Dragwater already? 72 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:14,916 Good... 73 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:20,762 Good afternoon. I have a package here, sir. 74 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,472 Could you get somebody to sign it for me, please? 75 00:07:28,363 --> 00:07:30,354 Follow me. 76 00:07:36,371 --> 00:07:39,966 - I didn't order anything, did you? - Perhaps it's for Cousin Itt. 77 00:07:48,841 --> 00:07:50,513 Is that my package? 78 00:07:51,301 --> 00:07:53,769 Yes, it is. It's my new chemistry set. 79 00:07:53,970 --> 00:07:56,882 I'm working on something to save Cousin Itt's hair. 80 00:07:57,098 --> 00:07:58,816 Well, will you sign for it? 81 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,511 Thing, take care of that. 82 00:08:12,112 --> 00:08:13,261 Thanks. 83 00:08:47,311 --> 00:08:49,381 Now, a little electricity. 84 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:17,376 Well, what do we have here? 85 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,159 I've done it! 86 00:09:54,665 --> 00:09:56,735 Fester, you've done it! 87 00:09:57,209 --> 00:09:59,404 The first nonskid banana peel. 88 00:10:10,513 --> 00:10:14,984 Darling, I don't remember Aunt Anemia having a beard and a mustache. 89 00:10:15,559 --> 00:10:17,993 A beard, maybe, but not a mustache. 90 00:10:18,187 --> 00:10:19,620 It is becoming. 91 00:10:21,898 --> 00:10:23,172 Mail's in. 92 00:10:26,361 --> 00:10:27,953 Thank you, Thing. 93 00:10:28,238 --> 00:10:30,911 Thing, what's all this hair? 94 00:10:34,535 --> 00:10:36,765 Gomez, come here and look, dear. 95 00:10:40,916 --> 00:10:42,110 Curious. 96 00:10:43,001 --> 00:10:44,639 First, Aunt Anemia, 97 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:46,777 now this box. 98 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:49,924 This looks like a job for Sherlock Addams. 99 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,293 Thank you. 100 00:11:09,150 --> 00:11:10,299 More hair. 101 00:11:10,485 --> 00:11:12,601 Darling Gomez, you're so clever. 102 00:11:12,779 --> 00:11:14,929 Elementary, cara mia, elementary. 103 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:22,928 - Singular. - Very. 104 00:11:23,538 --> 00:11:25,768 A doorknob with a Beatle hairdo. 105 00:11:40,888 --> 00:11:43,641 - Well, what do you think? - Uncle Fester, I hardly knew you. 106 00:11:43,849 --> 00:11:46,807 - You're a knockout. - I made it with my new chemistry set. 107 00:11:47,018 --> 00:11:49,293 Have you tried the formula on Cousin Itt? 108 00:11:49,479 --> 00:11:52,835 Well, don't you think that one handsome devil in the family is enough? 109 00:11:53,066 --> 00:11:56,263 - Uncle Fester. - Well, okay. 110 00:11:56,486 --> 00:11:57,805 Cousin Itt! 111 00:12:03,784 --> 00:12:06,617 It's true. Blondes do have more fun. 112 00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:25,327 Eureka! 113 00:12:31,226 --> 00:12:33,023 Certainly, Cousin Itt. 114 00:12:33,895 --> 00:12:35,214 Take a look. 115 00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:39,867 By george, you do look like a haystack. 116 00:12:41,610 --> 00:12:43,202 But you should be flattered. 117 00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:47,037 Gomez doesn't hand out compliments like that to just everyone. 118 00:12:47,282 --> 00:12:50,911 - And congratulations to you, Uncle Fester. - Well, thank you, Morticia. 119 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:53,959 You know, this could be the start of a whole new career for me. 120 00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:57,600 I could get a job at the zoo, growing hair on bald eagles. 121 00:12:57,834 --> 00:12:59,506 Oh, dear, that reminds me. 122 00:12:59,669 --> 00:13:02,263 That woman from the welfare society should be here any moment. 123 00:13:02,463 --> 00:13:04,101 Woman? Is she cute? 124 00:13:04,507 --> 00:13:06,941 I don't know, but she is a divorc�e. 125 00:13:07,551 --> 00:13:08,700 Groovy. 126 00:13:10,304 --> 00:13:13,182 Carinita, we'll turn over the money to her for openers, 127 00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:16,223 and throw in Uncle Fester's discovery as a little bonus. 128 00:13:16,434 --> 00:13:18,550 Excellent idea, darling. 129 00:13:18,853 --> 00:13:22,448 Oh, Gomez, would you make the cocktails? You do them so well. 130 00:13:23,316 --> 00:13:25,625 It's that extra sprig of henbane. 131 00:13:39,455 --> 00:13:42,925 Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? 132 00:13:45,461 --> 00:13:47,929 Boy! Am I that handsome? 133 00:13:50,716 --> 00:13:51,751 Wow! 134 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:26,814 Yes. 135 00:14:30,419 --> 00:14:33,934 Mrs. Dragwater to see Mrs. Addams. 136 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,751 Follow me. 137 00:14:48,561 --> 00:14:50,791 Mrs. Dragwater. 138 00:14:51,605 --> 00:14:54,642 Oh, Mrs. Dragwater, so good of you to come. 139 00:14:55,943 --> 00:14:57,137 My pleasure. 140 00:14:57,277 --> 00:15:00,155 My husband's upstairs napping. Won't you sit down? 141 00:15:00,363 --> 00:15:02,001 I think I'd better. 142 00:15:04,075 --> 00:15:06,225 Would you care for a cocktail? 143 00:15:07,662 --> 00:15:09,334 I think I'd better. 144 00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:16,348 You rang? 145 00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:18,759 Cocktails, please, Lurch. 146 00:15:18,922 --> 00:15:20,753 Yes, Mrs. Addams. 147 00:15:22,175 --> 00:15:23,972 Thank you, Lurch. You may go. 148 00:15:37,189 --> 00:15:38,907 Delicious, isn't it? 149 00:15:39,191 --> 00:15:41,751 It's my husband's piece de r�sistance. 150 00:15:42,235 --> 00:15:44,430 Creme de la toadstool. 151 00:15:46,364 --> 00:15:47,956 Tish! 152 00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:49,629 You spoke French. 153 00:15:49,951 --> 00:15:54,069 Darling, later, later. Mrs. Dragwater and I have a lot to discuss. 154 00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:57,689 Pardon me. 155 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,454 So, now, where were we? 156 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,644 Well, first, 157 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,297 I ought to tell you, 158 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,589 the welfare board supports a lot of charities. 159 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:21,838 But we don't exactly have a Society for the Prevention of Baldness. 160 00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:23,834 However... 161 00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:42,344 Well, now, who's our charming guest? 162 00:16:42,749 --> 00:16:45,388 Mrs. Dragwater, this is my Uncle Fester. 163 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,519 How do you do? 164 00:16:48,171 --> 00:16:49,445 Excuse me. 165 00:16:50,048 --> 00:16:52,164 Well, haven't we met before? 166 00:16:52,884 --> 00:16:54,920 Such a delicate little hand. 167 00:16:56,262 --> 00:16:57,695 And tasty, too. 168 00:16:58,931 --> 00:17:01,968 Mrs. Addams, your uncle is so droll. 169 00:17:02,184 --> 00:17:05,460 Yes, he does have that Continental manner, doesn't he? 170 00:17:05,979 --> 00:17:08,937 With a beauty like you, who could be otherwise? 171 00:17:09,566 --> 00:17:10,885 Now, really. 172 00:17:11,192 --> 00:17:13,581 I know that Emily Post says to wait one week, 173 00:17:13,778 --> 00:17:17,214 but how about you and me stepping out tonight? 174 00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:21,043 Skateboarding, water polo, a drive-in movie... 175 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:23,059 that's closed. 176 00:17:24,705 --> 00:17:26,741 - Well... - It's a date. 177 00:17:27,124 --> 00:17:29,433 I'll borrow Mama's motor scooter. 178 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,349 You are a forceful one. 179 00:17:32,837 --> 00:17:34,555 Experience, experience. 180 00:17:34,714 --> 00:17:37,626 Well, I think I'll go up and pomade my hair. 181 00:17:37,842 --> 00:17:40,310 If anybody wants me, I'll be in my room. 182 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,778 Tonight at 8:00. 183 00:17:56,985 --> 00:17:58,338 Mrs... 184 00:18:00,529 --> 00:18:02,884 - Mrs. Dragwater? - Yes? 185 00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:20,275 Mrs. Dragwater? 186 00:18:29,515 --> 00:18:30,948 - Ready? - Ready. 187 00:18:33,894 --> 00:18:35,247 Do it again. 188 00:18:38,314 --> 00:18:42,102 Querida, you have such a gentle, healing touch. 189 00:18:44,195 --> 00:18:46,868 Was Mrs. Dragwater pleased with our offer? 190 00:18:47,072 --> 00:18:48,630 Well, I don't know. 191 00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:51,216 There she was, smiling and pleasant, 192 00:18:51,785 --> 00:18:54,583 and then all of a sudden, there she wasn't. 193 00:18:56,039 --> 00:18:58,917 Those social workers have to keep on the move. 194 00:18:59,459 --> 00:19:00,938 Morticia, look. 195 00:19:06,048 --> 00:19:09,245 Oh, darling, she's lost her beard and mustache. 196 00:19:09,468 --> 00:19:11,936 Too bad. I liked her better that way. 197 00:19:13,055 --> 00:19:15,774 - Gomez, the turtle. - Great Scott! 198 00:19:21,938 --> 00:19:24,372 - Did you hear that? Cousin Itt. - Cousin Itt. 199 00:19:31,071 --> 00:19:33,027 Cousin Itt, what happened? 200 00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:35,087 Gad, even your voice has changed! 201 00:19:40,455 --> 00:19:42,093 Excuse me, old man. 202 00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:45,604 - Itt, what happened? - Have you lost your lovely new hair? 203 00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:51,738 You mean, Uncle Fester's lotion was only temporary? 204 00:19:54,134 --> 00:19:56,250 You weren't losing your hair? 205 00:19:59,556 --> 00:20:02,150 By george, Morticia. Cousin Itt's right. 206 00:20:02,392 --> 00:20:03,871 It was the dog. 207 00:20:06,687 --> 00:20:09,645 That's terrible. Who ever heard of a bald dog? 208 00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:13,486 Don't worry, dear. If worse comes to worse, 209 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,151 we'll get you a toupee. 210 00:20:16,989 --> 00:20:18,183 Come in. 211 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:23,458 Uncle Fester lost his hair again. 212 00:20:24,662 --> 00:20:26,095 How is he taking it? 213 00:20:28,207 --> 00:20:30,516 Good old Fester, tower of strength. 214 00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:32,860 Lurch, look out here, will you please... 215 00:20:34,338 --> 00:20:36,568 Fester. Watch out for that beam. 216 00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:39,066 Now, he tells me. 217 00:20:39,217 --> 00:20:42,368 - Uncle Fester, did you hurt yourself? - Just my head. 218 00:20:43,471 --> 00:20:45,427 This room is a deathtrap! 219 00:20:45,807 --> 00:20:48,037 But it does give you a sense of togetherness. 220 00:20:50,478 --> 00:20:52,434 Did I really lose my hair? 221 00:20:53,147 --> 00:20:55,183 Well, I didn't misplace it. 222 00:20:55,399 --> 00:20:56,832 Uncle Fester. 223 00:20:56,984 --> 00:20:59,703 All you have to do is give yourself another treatment. 224 00:21:00,529 --> 00:21:03,601 It'll only work once. And my head is immune to it. 225 00:21:03,823 --> 00:21:05,461 I'm gonna shoot myself. 226 00:21:05,617 --> 00:21:07,573 Come, come, Fester. Pull yourself together. 227 00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:09,814 Thanks, Gomez. I needed that. 228 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,933 Phone's ringing. 229 00:21:16,293 --> 00:21:18,523 Lurch, answer the phone, please. 230 00:21:19,505 --> 00:21:20,779 - The phone! - Where's the phone? 231 00:21:20,923 --> 00:21:22,595 Maybe it's under the bed. 232 00:21:27,512 --> 00:21:29,821 Stop that bongo playing, will you? 233 00:21:30,265 --> 00:21:31,937 We're looking for the phone. 234 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:34,568 I think he means it's under the drum. 235 00:21:36,312 --> 00:21:37,586 Oh, yes. 236 00:21:41,942 --> 00:21:43,819 Hello, Addams residence. 237 00:21:44,361 --> 00:21:46,033 Yes, just a moment. 238 00:21:46,530 --> 00:21:49,328 It's for you, Uncle Fester. Mrs. Dragwater. 239 00:21:49,824 --> 00:21:51,382 I'm gonna shoot myself. 240 00:21:51,534 --> 00:21:53,650 You better talk to her first. 241 00:21:53,828 --> 00:21:55,500 Not without my hair. 242 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,911 I'm not in. I'm not in! 243 00:22:01,210 --> 00:22:02,643 Mrs. Dragwater, 244 00:22:03,128 --> 00:22:05,847 Uncle Fester is out. I'll take a message. 245 00:22:06,423 --> 00:22:07,492 Yes. 246 00:22:08,592 --> 00:22:10,264 Yes. Oh, of course. 247 00:22:10,718 --> 00:22:11,867 Really? 248 00:22:12,637 --> 00:22:15,515 Yes, I will. Thank you. Goodbye. 249 00:22:17,058 --> 00:22:18,810 I know she called the date off. 250 00:22:18,976 --> 00:22:22,127 Now, now, Uncle Fester, she merely called to explain 251 00:22:22,354 --> 00:22:24,106 that she was afraid sooner or later 252 00:22:24,273 --> 00:22:27,424 she'd lose a Don Juan like you to some other woman. 253 00:22:29,152 --> 00:22:31,143 Did she call me a Don Juan? 254 00:22:32,238 --> 00:22:34,229 What else, you sly old fox? 255 00:22:34,699 --> 00:22:35,927 How true. 256 00:22:36,242 --> 00:22:39,951 Mrs. Dragwater averted heartbreak by going back to her husband. 257 00:22:40,329 --> 00:22:42,797 Her husband? Rover T. Dragwater? 258 00:22:43,082 --> 00:22:47,234 I know him. He's fat, bald, and has a high, squeaky voice. 259 00:22:48,295 --> 00:22:51,765 - Well, if that's her taste... - So it all worked out for the best. 260 00:22:52,007 --> 00:22:54,646 - Let's celebrate. - No, I'm too broken up. 261 00:22:54,843 --> 00:22:56,834 Even for a midnight picnic? 262 00:22:58,137 --> 00:22:59,456 In the swamp? 263 00:22:59,597 --> 00:23:02,669 Afterwards, if we have time, we could go moonbathing. 264 00:23:02,892 --> 00:23:05,645 Moonbathing! Well, what are we waiting for? 265 00:23:09,022 --> 00:23:11,013 Everybody watch that beam. 266 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:14,925 And the door. 267 00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:33,526 Ah, what a perfect night for moonbathing. 268 00:23:35,130 --> 00:23:37,724 By george, what a beautiful moon. 269 00:23:40,009 --> 00:23:41,681 Not a sign of life. 270 00:23:41,928 --> 00:23:43,600 Nothing but solid rock. 271 00:23:45,639 --> 00:23:47,948 Gomez, that's Uncle Fester's head. 272 00:23:48,934 --> 00:23:50,049 It is? 273 00:23:50,727 --> 00:23:53,241 - What's it doing up in the sky? - Gomez! 274 00:23:55,065 --> 00:23:56,214 Pardon. 275 00:23:57,275 --> 00:23:59,505 No wonder it looked like a rock. 276 00:24:02,738 --> 00:24:06,048 This spray is no good. It doesn't attract any insects. 277 00:24:06,408 --> 00:24:09,366 Don't worry, Cousin Itt will bring them around. 278 00:24:10,829 --> 00:24:13,980 Hey, Itt, you're doing pretty good with that balancing act. 279 00:24:14,207 --> 00:24:17,563 He should. He's been taking lessons from Pugsley's seal. 280 00:24:18,586 --> 00:24:19,735 It pays. 281 00:24:20,088 --> 00:24:22,283 Glad you got over your hair problem, Cousin Itt. 282 00:24:22,465 --> 00:24:24,137 I'm sorry your dog still has it. 283 00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:27,736 Dog? Oh, that reminds me, Cousin Itt. Where is your dog? 284 00:24:31,056 --> 00:24:32,284 Your dog eloped? 285 00:24:32,432 --> 00:24:34,150 With Mrs. Dragwater? 286 00:24:36,895 --> 00:24:38,294 With her dog. 287 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,237 Oh, isn't that lovely? 288 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,391 Eloped with a Mexican hairless. 289 00:24:45,391 --> 00:24:55,391 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 290 00:24:55,441 --> 00:24:59,991 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 21106

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