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- OK, I'm gonna have that one.
- OK, I'm gonna have that one,
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and also that one that
you picked right now.
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- What?!
- Hmm.
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Oh, man. I cannot wait
for Lamar to get here.
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Oh, my God, me too.
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Turns out it's actually not
that nice, getting dumped,
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but at least my brother is coming,
because he has to love me.
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Yeah. I do think of all of your
family, he is my favorite.
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He's here!
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I'm here!
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- Hey!
- Yay!
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- Annie, this is for you.
- Oh, my gosh.
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- Fancy. Ooh!
- Wrapped it myself.
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You're gonna like it.
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Oh, my God!
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- This is perfect!
- Jackpot.
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Some chocolate turtles and a rock?
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Yeah. Do you not remember junior
year when Lamar visited us,
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and you passed out, we got locked out...
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Yeah, and then me and Annie
ended up going for this walk
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and we wound up sittin'
on this bridge...
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And were throwing rocks
down into the water,
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and I can confirm to you...
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This is where she starts lying.
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... 100% certainty,
Lamar killed a turtle.
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No. No, I didn't. Not
100%. It was a can.
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I hear rock hit shell, shell shatter,
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and a turtle scream, "No!"
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- It was a can.
- OK, I'm sorry.
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You know that you did it.
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OK, yeah, yeah. Very fun
turtle murder memory.
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- What'd you get for me?
- Here we go. This is for you, sis.
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- Codeine.
- Yeah.
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Thank you. I mean, this is
actually quite a good gift.
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When you used to visit us in college,
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you would make playlists as presents.
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I mean, I was 15. Come on, that's
what 15-year-olds do, right?
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Yeah, mashups,
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but wasn't one called "Jams To Smash To:
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A Musical Experience by Lamar"?
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The funny thing is, I
hadn't smashed yet at all,
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so it was very aspirational.
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- And you still haven't smashed.
- I have smashed. I've smashed a lot.
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- Still not smashed.
- I'm smashing all over the place.
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- Smash hits.
- Why do I have to get a notification
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every time that this monster
comments on my article?
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- What's he saying now?
- He wrote,
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"Eat shit, which I know you will,
because you'll eat anything."
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And then he just wrote, "Pig
fuck tit bitch cum hog."
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What the...
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Nobody gets to call you "pig
fuck tit bitch cum hog" but me.
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That's so nice.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.MY-SUBS.com --
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Kim? Where's Kim? I
want her to hear this.
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Kim! Where the fuck are you at, ho?!
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Ruthie, I'm right here.
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And we've talked about
the "ho" thing. I don't...
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- Um, she's right here.
- OK, great. A little announcement.
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I'm throwing a reception
this Friday evening.
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We're turning the hallway into a gallery
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to celebrate an exciting new
artist on the Portland art scene.
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I discovered him. Uh, the
artist is my husband, Tony.
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Thank you. They say looking at his work
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makes you feel like you fucked God.
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And I mean that literally.
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I'm kidding, Andy. I
know you're religious.
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- Well, I'm spiritual.
- Great. Whatever.
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There's gonna be an open bar, I
want you all to bring partners,
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dates, whatever.
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OK, so please dress like
you've been to New York
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at some point in your life.
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OK, that'll be all.
I'll see you all there.
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And please, people, try to
arrive by horse-drawn carriage
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and make sure that
your butler is washed,
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because this is not Fresno.
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You're really channeling
Gabe in this moment.
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It's like he's sitting here.
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Thank you.
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Are you actually gonna bring...
someone to this party?
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Oh, yeah. I'm bringin' Cindy. This
is like revenge for that time
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she made me see her
brother's one-man show
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about being middle class.
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I guess if you're bringing
Cindy, I might bring Ryan.
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Wait. The hardware store guy?
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- Mm-hmm. Mm...
- Is it getting serious?
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Uh, everybody get down!
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Uh, there's someone
getting actively dicked!
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- She's getting dick.
- God, OK.
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Yes, I am getting dick.
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I'm getting mouth, I'm getting
hand, I'm getting heart.
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I'm getting all of him, and we're
a little bit of a thing, OK?
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- OK, what is the dick like?
- It's pretty straightforward,
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like a classic American dick.
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- What does American mean to you?
- Like Ford tough.
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Aw, Annie got some game.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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I'm bringing my neighbor Wayne.
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He's 18 years old, and
he's horny as fuck.
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Ryan's horny as fuck too,
so maybe they can hang.
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- Hey.
- Hey there.
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- What's up?
- Shabbat Shalom!
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Oh, fuck! No!
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- Oh, shit. Sorry.
- Come on.
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Sorry. What's up? How ya doin'?
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Hey. Um, I was just
calling because my boss
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is having this dumb
work thing on Friday,
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and I was kinda thinking
you could come with me.
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- There's gonna be an open bar.
- Oh, awesome.
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That sounds cool.
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I mean, is there gonna be a
bartender? Do we have to tip him?
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I mean, if we do, I can.
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I guess this kind of makes it
like, our second official date?
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Yeah. That's a big deal.
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Mm-hmm.
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Right on. Well, I'm gonna
put it on my calendar
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right when we hang up.
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OK. Good. I'm... I'm excited.
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Oh, hey! Were you gonna
show me your tits earlier?
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Y-Yes, I was.
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But I feel that maybe now the
moment has passed, so...
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Right. Of course. Cool.
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Um... I will see them on Friday.
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- Bye!
- Bye.
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- Hi!
- Hey!
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It's my Annie and Frannie!
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Oh, wow, and the famous Lamar.
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- Hey, man. Thanks for having me.
- Yeah.
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Fran says how good you've been to her.
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- She's like our second daughter.
- Well, don't feel like
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you have to stop playing. It's so nice!
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- Go on, play away! Please.
- OK.
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Hey, why don't you get out your
oboe? We'll jam a little bit, huh?
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- No, no, no, no. No.
- What's this about an oboe?
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- This is a "no oboe" zone.
- Come on!
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- No-boe.
- No-boe zone.
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So you must be Lamar.
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I'm Vera. Welcome.
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- Oh!
- Thank you for having me.
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Oh, so nice to meet you.
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- The party can start.
- It can.
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I'm a little worried about
cooking for a chef.
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Don't be worried. Don't
be worried about it.
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Just some Beef Wellington'll be fine.
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- Something simple, ya know.
- Oh. Is that hard?
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Yeah, it's pretty hard.
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And last but not least,
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- Bill's special plate.
- Oh, my God.
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What is that?
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Well, I've been helping him out
with his diet since the surgery.
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And you're serving him the very thing
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that they removed from his body?
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- Yeah, I thought it looked familiar.
- Yes!
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OK, yeah, here we go.
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But I'm just trying to do everything
I can to keep you healthy.
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So what's the latest with you, Fran?
Are you still seeing someone?
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- I actually just got dumped.
- What?!
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You'll find someone else
soon. The gals love you.
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You know, I wish Annie would
play the field like you do.
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OK. I...
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I actually... I do play the field.
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You've never brought anyone up to me.
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OK. Well, actually I'm seeing someone.
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- What? Who?
- Who?
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I hope it's not a Richie
Turner situation.
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Who's Richie Turner?
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We definitely don't need to go down
the Richie Turner road right now.
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He was this boy in high school
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that Annie had such a huge crush on
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it was painful! They would... Oh, God.
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Night after night, they were
on the phone all the time...
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But the thing is, he
would just talk to her
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all about the girls he had crushes on,
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which made you very upset, Annie.
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No, no, he liked Annie. He liked Annie.
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- Well...
- Yeah.
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Well, he still lives
in the neighborhood.
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Why don't we go settle
this once and for all?
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Yeah.
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Well, this isn't that, so...
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I guess I just don't want you
to get into some kind of...
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unrequited thing.
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OK, well, this is...
this is not unrequited.
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OK? His name is Ryan, he's very tall,
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he's... going with me to
a work thing this week.
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- It's very requited.
- OK.
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Well... uh, let's drink
to Annie's boyfriend!
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- And Annie's first article.
- Yes, to that, to that.
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- And to Richie Turner!
- Yes.
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Who is never not in the
Safeway parking lot.
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It's true.
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- He's always in that parking lot!
- He lives there.
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Good for him!
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So thank you so much. Please,
explore, explore, explore!
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You have fun, but remember:
it is responsible feminist art,
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OK? So not too much fun, OK?
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- Annie. Tony.
- Oh, hi!
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- So great to meet you.
- Wow.
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Annie's been generating a lot of
hits with that article she wrote
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about hitting up the strip club.
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Oh, my goodness, I love that piece!
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Thank you. Thank you so much!
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Um, you know, actually, Gabe,
speaking of my article,
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I was wondering, is there a way
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to turn off the comment notifications?
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Because I get one every
time someone posts,
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and there's this one guy in
particular who will not stop,
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- and it's getting kinda rough.
- You have a troll.
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That's great!
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Oh. Oh, thank you.
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I mean, actually, it
feels very, very bad.
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And I know we don't moderate comments,
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but I was wondering if maybe
there was a way to just...
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Oh, no, no, no. Discourse is clicks.
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Right, if you moderate an audience,
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they just shut down,
and then we shut down.
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It just, it feels weird to do nothing.
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Oh.
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I'm so sorry, are we done here?
Because I hear my name.
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I think someone... I have
to go explain the art.
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- Very keen, the ear.
- Cool.
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Thank you.
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- Annie! What's up?
- There she is!
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Yeah. Where's your guy?
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He's not here. And I don't know why,
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- and it really sucks.
- Are you guys talking
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about Annie's fake boyfriend?
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- No. Yeah.
- This is Wayne.
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- This is my real boyfriend.
- Hey.
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Annie, you don't have
to be embarrassed, OK?
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- I've made up fake boyfriends before.
- Me too.
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When Amadi and I first started dating,
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he thought I was in a
very serious relationship
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with this guy from my work.
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- But nope, I totally made him up.
- Oh, my God.
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Colin Greenstein is fake? The
guy who invented yoga pants?
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Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?
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- You know that it wasn't real!
- I didn't know that.
242
00:11:54,637 --> 00:11:57,342
OK, well, Ryan's not fake. So...
243
00:11:59,479 --> 00:12:02,097
Um, I'm gonna just get some air.
244
00:12:11,754 --> 00:12:15,510
Hey, we were looking
for you. Are you OK?
245
00:12:15,512 --> 00:12:17,340
Is this about that guy?
246
00:12:17,348 --> 00:12:20,520
Yeah. Yeah, I just...
247
00:12:21,272 --> 00:12:23,702
I don't know, he... he
didn't even call me.
248
00:12:24,863 --> 00:12:26,240
And...
249
00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:28,620
I don't know, I just...
250
00:12:28,621 --> 00:12:33,080
I wanted him to be a part
of, like, my actual life,
251
00:12:33,088 --> 00:12:36,720
- and he couldn't do it.
- OK.
252
00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:39,699
I think you need to see other people.
253
00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:42,310
So if I know of a guy, can I set you up?
254
00:12:42,314 --> 00:12:45,222
I mean... yes.
255
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,850
But, like, you have
someone in mind, or... ?
256
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:50,290
I have guys in mind all the time,
257
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:51,719
but I can't do anything about it,
258
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,669
so someone else might as well do it.
259
00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:55,160
- Really?
- Yes!
260
00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:59,640
I got married super-young, so
I never got to fuck around,
261
00:12:59,641 --> 00:13:01,220
you know what I mean? So now,
262
00:13:01,227 --> 00:13:03,659
there's a guy at the deli
where I get my bagel
263
00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:07,230
with the egg salad, and, like, his arm,
264
00:13:07,239 --> 00:13:09,910
when he's scooping the egg
salad, do you know what I mean,
265
00:13:09,912 --> 00:13:12,080
- it's like, this part right here...
- Yeah.
266
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:16,210
My point is that I got
so hot from it last week
267
00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:19,290
that I had to go to my car
and masturbate afterwards!
268
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,177
Oh, my God. Wow.
269
00:13:22,687 --> 00:13:25,262
Here's my point... you
need to fuck some dudes.
270
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,730
- Oof. Really?
- Yes.
271
00:13:27,739 --> 00:13:30,990
And you know what? Fuck
this loser. He's done.
272
00:13:30,995 --> 00:13:33,021
I'm done, you're done, he's done.
273
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:38,460
Yeah, you're right. Like, I'm
never gonna text him or call him
274
00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:40,680
or go to his house ever again.
275
00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:46,059
Ryan?
276
00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:47,579
I use Alpha Brain,
277
00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:50,449
but anything with L-Tyrosine in it,
278
00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:52,990
that shit'll get you focused like bzzzt!
279
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,669
- Pete.
- Annie?
280
00:13:55,670 --> 00:13:58,045
Hey! You made it! Fuck, yeah!
281
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,130
Yeah. What exactly did I make?
282
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,799
Pencil fight.
283
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,470
All right, settle down!
284
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,560
Come on, settle down!
285
00:14:04,563 --> 00:14:08,480
Settle down! Everybody! If you
want to place your bets, OK,
286
00:14:08,486 --> 00:14:10,808
you bet through my man Boris right here.
287
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:14,870
- You can bet on me to win...
- Yeah!
288
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:18,107
- Kayla to win...
- Yeah!
289
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,340
Who wants to see me
290
00:14:20,344 --> 00:14:21,880
kick Ryan's ass?
291
00:14:21,889 --> 00:14:25,190
Not gonna happen.
292
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,820
Kick that ass, girl!
293
00:14:29,821 --> 00:14:31,440
What is this shit?
294
00:14:31,449 --> 00:14:33,780
Oh, I mean, it's a
pencil-fighting tournament.
295
00:14:33,788 --> 00:14:35,819
- Play until a pencil breaks.
- I'm not taking it easy on her.
296
00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:36,833
Lots of strategy.
297
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,079
Oh, and it's egalitarian
298
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,920
because women can compete
fully against men.
299
00:14:40,927 --> 00:14:42,089
Cool.
300
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,980
All right, here we go.
301
00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:47,550
Aaaaah! Yeah!
302
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:51,279
I am victorious!
303
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,650
Whoo!
304
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,789
I own you! I own you!
305
00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:58,564
- Yeah! Ha ha ha ha!
- Oh, man.
306
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,920
Whoo!
307
00:15:01,927 --> 00:15:04,270
Yeah, man! Yes!
308
00:15:05,183 --> 00:15:07,860
Oh. Shit.
309
00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:08,992
Annie.
310
00:15:11,195 --> 00:15:12,328
Hey.
311
00:15:15,955 --> 00:15:19,120
- Pretty cool, right?
- Yeah.
312
00:15:19,128 --> 00:15:21,549
Yeah. Have you not seen my texts?
313
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:23,964
Because my work thing
was tonight, remember?
314
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:27,560
What? Shit. But wait, I...
315
00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:29,640
Yeah, yeah, and you stood me up,
316
00:15:29,649 --> 00:15:32,070
and everyone had their
person there except for me,
317
00:15:32,071 --> 00:15:33,891
and it was really fuckin' embarrassing.
318
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:37,849
Ryan, I have to run. I told
Marnie I'd cover for her.
319
00:15:37,850 --> 00:15:39,879
Oh, no, that's cool. Hey,
thanks for comin' by.
320
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:40,900
I appreciate it.
321
00:15:40,910 --> 00:15:42,500
Sorry I had to like, kick
your ass or whatever.
322
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,970
And I'm sorry you loved it.
323
00:15:44,971 --> 00:15:47,930
- Yeah.
- All right, good to see you. OK.
324
00:15:47,936 --> 00:15:50,140
OK.
325
00:15:50,148 --> 00:15:52,110
Bye!
326
00:15:53,113 --> 00:15:54,913
Look, Annie...
327
00:15:57,580 --> 00:16:00,960
- Are you fucking her?
- We have.
328
00:16:02,507 --> 00:16:05,930
- But not today.
- Yeah.
329
00:16:06,682 --> 00:16:08,230
OK.
330
00:16:09,688 --> 00:16:12,270
What the fuck am I doing here?
331
00:16:12,276 --> 00:16:15,239
I feel insane. What is going on?
332
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:19,130
I mean... she's in the rotation?
333
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:23,880
- I don't know what else to say.
- "In the rotation"?
334
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:27,402
- Who else is in the rotation?
- Nobody. Just you and Kayla.
335
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,760
God, I feel sick right now.
336
00:16:29,769 --> 00:16:33,076
Annie, we never said this was exclusive.
337
00:16:34,613 --> 00:16:36,949
Do you get how much it sucks
338
00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:40,080
that that's something that I
would even have to say to you?
339
00:16:40,081 --> 00:16:42,410
God! I hate this.
340
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:45,337
I fuckin' hate this so much.
341
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,915
And pencil-fighting is the dumbest thing
342
00:16:47,916 --> 00:16:50,010
I've ever seen in my goddamn life.
343
00:16:50,018 --> 00:16:52,302
Do not talk to me ever again.
344
00:17:01,082 --> 00:17:03,230
Come and join the pasta party, bitch!
345
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:06,049
- Lamar made spaghetti.
- Spaghetti, bitch!
346
00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:09,600
- Um, I'm just gonna go to bed.
- You OK?
347
00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:13,480
Um, I really can't talk
about it right now.
348
00:17:13,481 --> 00:17:15,159
OK. We'll save some for you.
349
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:23,289
Yeah, so these are all from
350
00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:25,299
this insane market which has got
351
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:26,878
all the best ingredients in the world.
352
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,673
- Look. Look at that.
- Ooh. Those fucking grapes.
353
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,675
But we're more into dead
fish now. See, look.
354
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:34,270
Look at that. Look at those...
Look at those fish. Look at those.
355
00:17:34,273 --> 00:17:36,520
- Oh, yeah.
- That's some snapper.
356
00:17:36,528 --> 00:17:39,182
Always good with a little bit of...
357
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,170
- _
- ... some sage, just to sort of rub in,
358
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:42,369
bit of butter, bit of garlic.
359
00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:43,439
I'll never do that,
360
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,039
- but thank you.
- You gotta do that. Come on.
361
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,080
Oh, shit. Ryan just texted me.
362
00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:52,940
He said that he put the party in
his calendar on the wrong day.
363
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,900
- Perfect.
- Cool.
364
00:17:55,816 --> 00:17:58,703
Said he wants me to come
over and talk to him.
365
00:18:01,327 --> 00:18:03,291
I do think I'm gonna go.
366
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,627
Really? Now?
367
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:10,130
I just feel like I need to
have an actual conversation.
368
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:13,469
Sorry and as of yesterday,
he was fucking other women.
369
00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:15,140
Yup. This dude's a cunt.
370
00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:19,610
Yeah, actually, "cunt" in America
is like, a much harsher term.
371
00:18:19,614 --> 00:18:21,530
- Ya know?
- Oh! Oh, too harsh?
372
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,603
Uh, how about... "fuckboy"?
373
00:18:24,582 --> 00:18:25,750
Yeah, "fuckboy" works.
374
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,290
- Both.
- Yeah, both.
375
00:18:27,295 --> 00:18:31,439
Um, I guess I just feel like I
need to have, like, some closure?
376
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,859
Fine. Be your own person. Whatever.
377
00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:35,980
OK.
378
00:18:42,577 --> 00:18:45,030
Oh... Oh. It's OK, you can go.
379
00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:47,460
Or no. I'm sorry. I...
380
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:49,544
No, you can go.
381
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,797
Yeah. OK.
382
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,050
Sorry.
383
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,020
Is this...
384
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:04,830
Uh... I'm sorry. Sorry.
385
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:10,100
_
386
00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:19,060
She's back.
387
00:20:19,061 --> 00:20:21,178
- Oh, hi!
- Hi.
388
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:22,805
Flowers from Ryan?
389
00:20:23,612 --> 00:20:25,780
No, no, no.
390
00:20:25,783 --> 00:20:29,490
- Um, yeah, I didn't go. I don't know.
- Oh.
391
00:20:29,498 --> 00:20:33,231
I, um, I just got these,
and then I walked around.
392
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,679
So... um, where's Fran?
393
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:42,480
Um, she found someone at a Chase
Bank ATM to rebound with.
394
00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:46,400
Wow. Man, there is truly no
place that is too disgusting
395
00:20:46,407 --> 00:20:48,110
for your sister to hit on someone.
396
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:52,120
No truer word hath been said.
397
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:54,329
Um, what time do you leave tomorrow?
398
00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:56,619
Uh, flight is at 8:00.
399
00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,548
- Ooh.
- Yeah.
400
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:01,520
Don't go. Just stay.
401
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:03,220
I wish. I wish.
402
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:06,610
But I'm not leaving without
a parting gift for you.
403
00:21:06,614 --> 00:21:08,750
- Yeah?
- Look what I found.
404
00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:13,669
"Jams To Smash To: A Musical
Experience by Lamar."
405
00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:15,380
The mash-up.
406
00:21:15,381 --> 00:21:17,630
- Oh, my God.
- Classic.
407
00:21:17,636 --> 00:21:20,111
- You have to play it. Yeah.
- We gotta play it. All right.
408
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,350
Here we go.
409
00:21:22,938 --> 00:21:24,780
♪ Cut the music up ♪
410
00:21:25,944 --> 00:21:27,230
♪ A little louder ♪
411
00:21:28,617 --> 00:21:33,200
Oh, my God, I used to think
this song was so sexy.
412
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:36,329
And now I kind of feel like it's
a little bit of a time capsule.
413
00:21:36,330 --> 00:21:38,419
Well, I knew you liked it,
that's why I put it on there.
414
00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:40,640
What?
415
00:21:40,641 --> 00:21:43,310
I mean, I-I...
416
00:21:43,312 --> 00:21:47,013
pretended like it was for
the whole dorm, you know,
417
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,650
trying to be cool and
stuff, but it was...
418
00:21:49,659 --> 00:21:51,476
it was made for you.
419
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,410
♪ How to love ♪
420
00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:56,710
Really? Is this...
421
00:21:56,714 --> 00:21:58,818
- Is this... are you serious?
- Yeah.
422
00:22:00,304 --> 00:22:02,850
Didn't Fran tell you that
I had a crush on you?
423
00:22:02,852 --> 00:22:04,390
No.
424
00:22:04,396 --> 00:22:07,900
I told her not to tell
you so she'd tell you!
425
00:22:07,903 --> 00:22:10,700
Well, she never told me.
426
00:22:10,701 --> 00:22:12,620
Well, I definitely did.
427
00:22:12,621 --> 00:22:15,040
♪ Your looks were so precious,
but now you're grown up ♪
428
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,920
I still do.
429
00:22:16,921 --> 00:22:19,960
♪ But you can't have a man
look at you for five seconds ♪
430
00:22:19,969 --> 00:22:23,180
♪ Without you being insecure ♪
431
00:22:23,184 --> 00:22:26,270
♪ You never credit yourself,
so when you got older ♪
432
00:22:26,273 --> 00:22:27,512
That was cool.
433
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,110
♪ You came back ten times over ♪
434
00:22:29,112 --> 00:22:32,619
♪ Now you're sittin' here
in this damn corner ♪
435
00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:35,410
♪ Lookin' through all your thoughts
and lookin' over your shoulder ♪
436
00:22:35,416 --> 00:22:38,500
♪ You had a lot of crooks
try to steal your heart ♪
437
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:44,559
♪ If our love is tragedy ♪
438
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:48,230
- Oh, no.
- Oh, my God.
439
00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:49,940
No!
440
00:22:49,946 --> 00:22:52,909
I can't believe that
I put this on there.
441
00:22:52,910 --> 00:22:54,660
Wh-Why did I put this on there?
442
00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:57,869
- Oh, my God, that is so embarrassing.
- No.
443
00:22:57,870 --> 00:23:00,879
- That is so embarrassing.
- Wait. This is hell.
444
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,880
No, it isn't, it's a good kind of hell.
445
00:23:02,888 --> 00:23:05,760
- We have to turn this off.
- No, no. No, it's gotta play.
446
00:23:05,769 --> 00:23:07,350
- It's gotta play. I love this.
- No.
447
00:23:07,355 --> 00:23:09,100
OK, I'm gonna turn off
the speaker, then.
448
00:23:09,109 --> 00:23:10,764
- I can't handle this.
- Stop, stop, stop, stop.
449
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:14,250
- Oh, shit.
- Don't, don't, don't.
450
00:23:14,870 --> 00:23:18,590
♪ Why are you my remedy? ♪
451
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,270
♪ If our love is tragedy ♪
452
00:23:28,272 --> 00:23:29,940
Are we gonna smash?
453
00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:33,239
♪ Why are you my remedy? ♪
454
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,870
I-I think we have to, right?
455
00:23:35,871 --> 00:23:37,200
Yeah.
456
00:23:37,206 --> 00:23:39,877
Just for the playlist, you know?
457
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:06,667
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