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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:02,110 On the subject of babies... 2 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:04,470 I would like a baby with you. 3 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:06,550 I just moved in with my girlfriend, Tina. 4 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,310 She was having an affair with my husband. 5 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:13,270 - Probably best I don't come round for dinner. - I'm focusing on Bridie. 6 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:15,870 - All your eggs in one basket. - Golden eggs. 7 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:18,830 - You're fired. - You fired Tracey? 8 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:22,470 - I'd like to see you again. - Should I come round to the house? 9 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,750 Let's meet somewhere more discreet. 10 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:27,160 Didn't catch your employer's name. 11 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:31,550 Can I talk to you about something? 12 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,440 Olivia's pregnant. 13 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,950 Pregnant? 14 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,960 How? I mean, I know how, but... 15 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:47,030 how could you let this happen? 16 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,080 I didn't mean to. 17 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,240 Hiya. 18 00:00:55,000 --> 00:01:01,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 19 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:07,070 How far gone is she? 20 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:10,270 - A couple of months. - What? - Maybe three. 21 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,640 Does Karen know? 22 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,120 Jesus. 23 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,750 Pathetic fallacy. 24 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:23,110 Come on, Olivia, I thought you knew this. 25 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:27,030 How about if Tess loses the baby at the end of chapter three? 26 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:29,590 - Yeah, well, that might work. - Mum. 27 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:32,910 - Ellie, have you got this test tomorrow? - Um... 28 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:36,990 - Yes. - Can you help your sister revise? You might learn something. 29 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:40,320 Come on, Bridie, let's take it next door. 30 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,720 Have you two had a row? 31 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,080 No. 32 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,750 So, why aren't you talking? 33 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:05,470 - Maybe we haven't got anything to say. - That doesn't usually stop you. 34 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,910 If you had had a row, what would it be about? 35 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:13,280 Look, we have not had a row, all right? 36 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,880 They've so had a row. 37 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:25,040 Liv doesn't want to tell her mum and dad. 38 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,160 I'm not supposed to be telling you. 39 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,350 We agreed to keep it a secret just... 40 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,310 .. while we decide what's best. 41 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,000 She'll have an abortion, won't she? 42 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:42,360 It's not the only option, though, is it? 43 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,760 She wants to keep it. 44 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,120 Not her, no. 45 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,360 Er, where, where is it we're, um... 46 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:25,550 No, no. Get off! 47 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,880 Argh! 48 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,390 Please! 49 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:37,070 I'm not just a financial advisor! 50 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,240 I'm a father! 51 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,840 - Why have you brought me here? - The boss will explain. 52 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,190 Mr Marsden, thanks for swinging by. 53 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,760 - I'm not sure I had much choice in the matter. - No. 54 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:10,550 But if you'd known who it was, you wouldn't exactly have come running. 55 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:14,000 - Since I don't know who you are I can't say. - Hazard a guess. 56 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,520 Um... 57 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,830 Are these your grandchildren, Ruby? 58 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,750 They're my Gordon's kids. 59 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:28,270 Maybe he should look over this before I sign. 60 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,790 These rates won't last for long. 61 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:33,510 They're keeping him in till Friday. 62 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,910 - Is Gordon in hospital? - Prison. GBH. 63 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,320 - Oh, shit. - "Oh, shit" indeed. 64 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:44,950 I explained that initially her investment may appear to lose value. 65 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,350 You're screwing my wife. 66 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,790 - I'm sorry? - You will be. 67 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:53,430 - I don't even know her. - You telling me this isn't you? 68 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,830 Oh, God. 69 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:58,550 So you're Nikki's husband? 70 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,550 And this. 71 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,670 - That's not how it looks. I can explain. - I can't wait. 72 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,600 I'm her financial advisor. 73 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,470 Is that it? I admit you didn't have a lot of time, 74 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,830 but I was expecting something a little more imaginative. 75 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,350 It's the truth, which often is mundane. 76 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:19,730 Snog at a hotel. 77 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,950 It was just a peck on the cheek. 78 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,870 Legging it from my house. 79 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,950 - She didn't want you to know I was there. - Oh. 80 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,310 And why was that, then? 81 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,670 This is our little secret, David. 82 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:37,720 My husband mustn't know I'm even contemplating leaving him. 83 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,870 Well, she asked me not to tell you. 84 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:45,200 And I'm asking that you do. 85 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:50,680 So, which one of us are you going disappoint? Hm? 86 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,790 - Where's David? - Er, I don't know. 87 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:59,230 - Um, on a date. - Really? 88 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:02,700 Nah. He doesn't use the Internet, that's his only chance. 89 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,910 What about that colleague of yours? 90 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:09,710 - What colleague? - The one you like. 91 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,550 Sarah. 92 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:15,590 - I don't like her that much. - You told me you thought she was attractive. 93 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:18,550 - Nah. She wouldn't be interested. - Right. I'm off. 94 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,590 Good luck, son. 95 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,720 Bye. 96 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:35,040 Olivia's pregnant. 97 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,870 - Nikki, it's David Marsden. - 'David. How are you?' 98 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,430 - I've just met your husband. - George? 99 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,990 - He'd seen me on the CCTV at your house. - That's his business -- 100 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,280 home security. 101 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:06,110 Listen, if he asks you're opening a nail bar. 102 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:09,750 - What? - Well, it's a sort of salon where women go to... 103 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,990 Yeah, I know what a nail bar is. 104 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:15,550 He thinks you've asked me to help you write a business plan. 105 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,750 - Whatever you think's best, David. - It's not Olivia. 106 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:22,350 - My son's the one having second thoughts. - Matt wants to keep it? 107 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,150 Are they crazy? 108 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,190 I know. That's what I told him. 109 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,510 Oh, no. 110 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,830 Matthew, no, son. That is crazy. 111 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:34,670 - You're 16, she's 17! - It's no worse than you at 50! 112 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,470 49. 113 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:40,350 - I'm not still at school! - But we love each other, Dad! 114 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,350 - Oh. - We can make this work. 115 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,120 Matthew, son, it's not that easy. Jesus! 116 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:50,310 Come here. 117 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:53,390 - I'm sorry. - It's all right, don't worry. 118 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,750 Did you manage to persuade him? 119 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,790 Well, no, but Karen will. 120 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:00,430 - I've managed to convince him to tell her. - What about David? 121 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:05,190 That's up to Olivia and Karen, but, first things first. 122 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:09,000 - Matt's going around there to tell Karen now. - By himself? - Mm-hm. 123 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:12,640 Adam. I can't really see that happening, can you? 124 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,190 - No. - No. 125 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,910 Do you think I should do it? 126 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:20,830 You could do it. You'd be good at that. 127 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,550 Oh, no, I'm not going to... 128 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,600 I've just been abducted. 129 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,350 - Dropped round on Mum and Sheila earlier. - Oh. 130 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,390 Did you have to use the sat nav? 131 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,390 That's hilarious. 132 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,750 Anyway, I do visit when I can. 133 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:45,590 It's just, I'm not needed as much now, with Sheila living with her. 134 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:49,670 - Jen, visiting your mum isn't meant to be based on need. - Oh. 135 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:54,030 Anyway, Sheila had some news, 136 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:57,910 and you are never in a million years 137 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,990 - going to guess what it is. - She's met someone. 138 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,670 You've met someone?! 139 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,710 Well, don't sound so surprised. 140 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:07,230 I'm a very attractive woman, so Marvin says. 141 00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:09,750 Marvin! 142 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:12,190 Ooh. Does his guide dog agree? 143 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:14,870 Ask her where they met. 144 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,150 Through the church, I imagine. 145 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,550 Over the Internet. 146 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:23,640 - Oh, God, he's not on death row, is he? - No, he's Canadian. 147 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:29,390 Oh, come on, Jen, you could've been a bit more supportive. 148 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,430 Oh, I was only joking. 149 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:34,830 - Well, did she laugh? - Not so much. - Right. 150 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:37,910 Tell you what, I'm going to call her myself. 151 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:42,560 - Tell her how pleased I am to hear her news. - Great. 152 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,760 Saint bloody Peter. 153 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,590 We're not going to publish this year 154 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,160 unless you agree to any changes! 155 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:01,970 - Hi. - Hi. 156 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:03,760 It'll take as long as it takes! 157 00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:06,470 - Kids. - Yeah. - Tea? - Yeah. 158 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,880 Matt, your dad's here! 159 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,750 Ramona, can you answer the phone? 160 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,790 I'm already on the phone! 161 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:17,350 - I don't pay you to talk to your mother. - Bueno. Tengo que ir, Mama. 162 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,950 - Si, la jefe me llama, siempre trabajo... - How are things? 163 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,990 Er, yeah, um, good. 164 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:27,270 Er, about that, er, have you got a moment? 165 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:30,390 - Well, if I did I'd spend it lying in a bath. - Hm. 166 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,150 - Why, what's up? - Dad, what are you doing here? 167 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,150 - Come to take you home I imagine. - Ah. 168 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,080 Probably. Olivia. 169 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:46,590 Son, um, do you think this might be a good time 170 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,200 - to, er... - Go? Yeah. 171 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,750 - I've got an essay to write. Biology. - Mm. 172 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,270 Which, as we know, is not your strongest subject. 173 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,430 Karen, is Benjamin. 174 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,710 I'm so sorry, I have to take that. Will it keep? 175 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,400 Yes. Yeah, it will. 176 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,430 Benjamin, hi. 177 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,720 - Guys. - Please. 178 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,080 Come on. 179 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,960 - Is, er, this the queue for tea? - Hm? 180 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,470 Sorry. No, help yourself. 181 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:54,870 Um, 500 teas here, no English Breakfast. 182 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,710 Oh, pineapple and redcurrant. Very you. 183 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:01,750 Yeah, perhaps if it came with a vodka and an umbrella, otherwise no. 184 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,630 Yeah, I bring my own. Irish Breakfast? 185 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,990 Oh, good man. Thanks. 186 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,350 So, look, I've been thinking. 187 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:13,150 Your girlfriend and my husband's fling needn't stop us being friends. 188 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,910 - She wasn't my girlfriend at the time. - He was my husband. 189 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,800 - Still is. - You took him back? 190 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,680 We tried to make another go of it after Tina chose you. 191 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:29,550 I thought we were doing pretty well until he left. 192 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,880 - Sarah, I'm sorry. - It's not your fault. 193 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,070 Have you told her we're working together? 194 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:41,040 Um, no, that, er, hasn't come up. 195 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,230 Listen, we've got to be friends. 196 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:49,110 You're the only person here who's my vintage or gets my jokes. 197 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:53,800 - Oh, no, they do get them. They just don't find them funny. - Oh, I see. 198 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:02,110 - Did you get my apology? - Yes, thank you. 199 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:05,910 - You said you had a business proposition? - You lied to me. 200 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:09,870 Look, I swear, I'm NOT having an affair with your wife. 201 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,680 Relax, I'm talking about the nail bar. 202 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:18,430 - Nikki told me everything. - Oh. - She's been unhappy, I didn't notice. 203 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:22,190 I've been busy. She said you were going help her squirrel money away 204 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:25,350 - to fund a future escape. - I wouldn't go that far. 205 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:29,120 - I think she just wanted options. - Yeah, well, I understand. 206 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,710 I'm impressed by the advice you gave her. 207 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:37,670 Better than I've been getting. I've just fired my financial guy. 208 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,630 - Because of me? - Because he's a lazy sod. 209 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,510 My affairs were all over the shop, 210 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:46,190 and now the tax man's breathing down my neck. 211 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,430 - And he has halitosis. - Yeah. 212 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:52,590 I've checked you out. You've had your run-ins with the authorities. 213 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:56,480 Cut a fair few corners as I heard it. Got away with it, mind. 214 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,110 I like that. 215 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,710 - You could be useful to me. - What about Nikki? - We've made up. 216 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,280 Besides, what's mine is hers. 217 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,390 Well, half is on divorce. 218 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:13,070 Speaking from experience, it needn't be that much. 219 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,650 I knew you were the right man. 220 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,590 It's Bingo time. Eyes down, hearing aids up. 221 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,440 Here's your first number. 222 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:28,150 Oh. Average life expectancy of a Glaswegian... 223 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,880 56. 224 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:34,670 I don't know, Trace. Jen's not as charitable as she used to be. 225 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:38,400 That's the pressure of being management. It's not her fault. 226 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,360 Granny's gone to heaven, 87. 227 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,470 You're very forgiving, considering she gave you the boot. 228 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:55,640 I'm sure it's just a phase. She'll be back to herself in no time. 229 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,430 - 69. - Yep. 230 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,310 Oh. 231 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:12,510 - Jen? - What did you say to Sheila about this bloke of hers? 232 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,550 Nothing. I just made encouraging noises. 233 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,590 Argh! You idiot! 234 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:21,280 She's only gone and booked a flight to go and see him. 235 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,230 You assured me it would be out by Christmas. 236 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:32,110 - I said if it all goes well. Well, it isn't. - Can I have a word, please? 237 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:35,830 - Not now. - Miss that deadline, we can kiss our investment goodbye. 238 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:39,510 - I am fully aware of the repercussions. - It's very important. 239 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:43,550 - What part of "not now" don't you understand? - Yo intendo todo, senora! 240 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,950 Carry on like that and you'll be on the next train home to Torremolinos! 241 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,270 Karen, focus. You need to get Bridie under control. 242 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,550 How dare you accuse me! 243 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,670 - I caught you in my room! - Not again! 244 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,110 - I need to talk to you. - Not now! 245 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,270 - Where's it gone, then? - How dare you accuse me! 246 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,950 What's going on? 247 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,550 - I had a wrap of coke in my room. - That's Josh's room. 248 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,950 - She's nicked it. - What? - I was looking for my hairbrush. 249 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,830 - Are you doing drugs? - No! 250 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:11,670 - A little weed, but she's doing coke! - She took it. It was in my purse! 251 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,030 - I wasn't in your purse! - Ellie, don't walk away from me. 252 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:18,070 Why are you cross with me? She brought cocaine into the house! 253 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:21,310 - You're the one who stole it! - We will talk. 254 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,230 - Ellie, have you got that cocaine? - No! Why are you believing her? 255 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,550 - I know what you're like! - What's that mean? 256 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,750 You've just admitted that you smoke weed. 257 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,470 - All the kids do! - They don't. 258 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,110 - Your sister doesn't. - Oh, no, she's Little Miss Perfect. 259 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,870 - She works hard, doesn't steal. - Neither do I! 260 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:41,800 - Why can't you be more like her? - Oh, what, pregnant? 261 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,560 Oh. 262 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,310 - I'll be gone a fortnight. - Two weeks? 263 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,630 I do believe that's a fortnight, yes. 264 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:05,270 - What if you don't like this fella? - Then I'll come back early. 265 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:08,070 But there's no risk, we get on so well. 266 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:12,120 - Yeah, online. - It is much harder when you're breathing the same air. 267 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,990 Oh, good news. He's kosher. 268 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,870 - Jewish? - No. He checks out. 269 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,910 His picture's on the Mounted Police website. 270 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,310 - I told you he was a Mountie. - And... 271 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,630 wait, he's got a Facebook page. 272 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:31,070 His hobbies include hiking... and bell-ringing. 273 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:34,590 - Mm, he's a campanologist. - It doesn't mention his sexuality. 274 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,710 - I'll let you know. - Urgh! 275 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:41,950 - Whilst I'm gone you'll have to check on Mom. - I won't need checking on. 276 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,990 Since I've been living with her I've noticed a deterioration. 277 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,790 Probably doesn't help you insisting on doing everything for her. 278 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,510 Oh, God. Sorry. 279 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:56,630 Look, it has been amazing you being on hand. 280 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,950 I couldn't do what you do. 281 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:03,350 For the next two weeks you're going to have to. That's a fortnight. 282 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:07,400 Well, no, sorry. I'm way too busy. You'll do it, won't you, pet? 283 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,390 Oh, it's pet now, is it? 284 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:21,550 I always thought that anyone who got pregnant as a teenager 285 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,000 was a complete idiot. 286 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:28,030 - Turns out that idiot is me. - No, you listen. 287 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,840 Accidents can happen to anyone, Olivia. 288 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:36,440 - I'm just sorry you felt you couldn't tell me, darling. - I tried to. 289 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,070 I wanted to, but... 290 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:42,630 you're under so much pressure trying to finish this book. 291 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,910 You don't need me adding to your problems. 292 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:49,950 There is nothing more important to me than you, OK? Nothing. 293 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,030 Oh, please don't tell Dad! 294 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:56,880 - Oh, darling, we have to. - He'll be so disappointed. 295 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:02,520 At least wait until me and Matt have decided what we're going to do. 296 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,270 What are you thinking? 297 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:09,590 Matt doesn't want me to have an abortion. 298 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,510 Well, not really Matt's decision, darling. 299 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:16,840 I know, but I want us to be in agreement about it. 300 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,830 OK. 301 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:23,070 Well, we'll have to talk to him. Hm? 302 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,590 - Maybe tell Adam so he can. - Oh, Adam already knows. 303 00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:34,960 Hi, Tina. 304 00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:40,110 How could you not tell me? 305 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,950 I tried to. I only found out yesterday. 306 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,430 - That is not something you sit on. - You shooed me out! 307 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,550 - You shouldn't have let me! - I did tell him that. 308 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,350 What, you knew? 309 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,910 - Have you told David yet? - No, I have not. 310 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:56,830 I'm not going to. She can have the abortion, he'll be none the wiser. 311 00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:00,150 - So she's decided to have one? - She won't make the appointment, 312 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,990 - not until Matt's on board. - You know what they're like at that age. 313 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,150 They watch Romeo and Juliet, 314 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,390 think theirs is the greatest love story ever told. 315 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:11,350 - He's a hopeless romantic. - I've tried to talk sense into him. 316 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,910 Try harder! He needs to be supporting her! 317 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,150 - I can't tell him what to think! - You can! 318 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,790 - That's not how I father my son! - You didn't father him at all 319 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,990 - when he was away at school! - Whoa! 320 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,990 No! Don't you be so touchy-feely! 321 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:26,190 - It's Matt's fault we're in this mess! - Olivia didn't take the pill! 322 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:30,550 All right. I think it's fair to say they're both responsible. 323 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,990 - Evening, all. - Oh, Jesus. - Oh, Jesus. 324 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:36,630 - Oh, Karen, what are you doing here? - I was just on my way out. 325 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,390 Oh, you can share my good news. 326 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,750 I've just been offered a major piece of new business. 327 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,830 Well, I am very pleased for you, David. 328 00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:47,770 Oh. She might've been more enthusiastic. 329 00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:58,570 David. 330 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:01,220 Robyn, hi. 331 00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:09,700 - May I? - Oh, thank you. Glass of Chablis. Make sure it's chilled. 332 00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:14,060 Thank you. 333 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:20,170 So, you look well. Are you seeing someone? 334 00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:24,210 - Oh, that's your first question? - Your wardrobe's improved. 335 00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:27,220 Oh, thanks. I'm not, as it happens. 336 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,540 Why, are you regretting our divorce? 337 00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:34,100 Olivia came to see me earlier. 338 00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:38,700 - She wanted my advice. - What, about a career in the law? 339 00:21:40,060 --> 00:21:44,900 That's what I expected it to be about, and it was, in a way. 340 00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:48,580 When, do you think, is the, um, 341 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,540 the best time to have a baby? 342 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:55,490 - Nine months after getting pregnant. - No, I mean, 343 00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:58,820 - from the perspective of your career. - Ah. 344 00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:01,930 Well, the best time is never. 345 00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:05,290 If I'd had a child I'd have a desk now, not an office. 346 00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:07,570 Do you regret your choices? 347 00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:10,930 That's what we lawyers call a moot point. 348 00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:15,130 Oh, um, open to debate but of no practical application. 349 00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:23,090 If you had your time again and found you were pregnant 350 00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:27,930 at say, oh, I don't know, 17, 351 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:30,020 would you keep the baby? 352 00:22:31,380 --> 00:22:35,660 - I'm asking for a friend. - One of Olivia's friends is pregnant? 353 00:22:36,740 --> 00:22:38,770 I wonder who it could be. 354 00:22:38,820 --> 00:22:41,180 Olivia's pregnant, David. 355 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:53,930 Mum knows I'm leaving tomorrow. She's done this on purpose. 356 00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:57,290 Oh, Sheila, calm down. Where did she say she was going? 357 00:22:57,340 --> 00:23:00,330 - I don't know, I wasn't listening. - Maybe she's gone to the shops. 358 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:03,010 She's been gone four hours, 359 00:23:03,060 --> 00:23:06,650 and anyway, I do the shopping. She can't be relied upon any more. 360 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:09,090 - Have you called her friends? - I called you. 361 00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:14,010 Well, call them, then call me. To be honest, I've got people over. 362 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,060 Oh, charming. 363 00:23:20,220 --> 00:23:23,130 - Oh, God. - Was everything all right, love? 364 00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:25,450 - Mom's gone missing. - What? 365 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:29,250 - I mean, she hasn't. Sheila's being a drama queen. - Runs in the family. 366 00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:32,250 - Can we order, please? I'm starving. - Shouldn't we wait for David? 367 00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:34,370 - Where is he? - He met Robyn for a drink. 368 00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:37,570 - I'll have a Supreme. - Robyn? Why? - I don't know. 369 00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:39,970 - I think I'll have the Four Seasons. - You always do. 370 00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:44,090 - I'll just have the same as Adam. - Supreme. - Funky Chicken! 371 00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:48,970 - I want a Margherita with olives. - Hang on, I can't keep up! 372 00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:51,250 Hi, hi, yeah. Order a pizza, please. 373 00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:54,820 Hi, David. What kind of pizza would you like? 374 00:23:55,140 --> 00:24:00,330 - David? - Olivia is pregnant by your son. 375 00:24:00,380 --> 00:24:02,530 Bloody hell. 376 00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:05,530 - You knew? - David, what pizza would you like? 377 00:24:05,580 --> 00:24:08,050 - Why didn't anyone tell me? - David, choose a pizza. 378 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:10,850 - She's a virgin. - Sorry, I'll have to call you back. 379 00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:14,410 - I'm so sorry. We should've told you. - Had to find out about it from Robyn. 380 00:24:14,460 --> 00:24:17,330 - Robyn? - Seems I'm the last to know. - We didn't know. 381 00:24:17,380 --> 00:24:19,530 - How does she know? - Know what? 382 00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:21,770 - Olivia went to see her? - Olivia's up the duff. 383 00:24:21,820 --> 00:24:25,730 - Bloody hell! - They'll think my daughter's a slut. 384 00:24:25,780 --> 00:24:27,690 - David! - She's 17! 385 00:24:27,740 --> 00:24:29,690 Maybe we should all just pull back here. 386 00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:34,650 - Pity your blasted son didn't. - Bastard? - Blasted. 387 00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:37,690 - Olivia wants to have an abortion, OK? - Oh, my God. 388 00:24:37,740 --> 00:24:40,050 - Once Matt's used to the idea. - What's it to do with him? 389 00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:45,730 - He's the father! - It's Olivia's choice and I support her whatever. 390 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:47,930 Sorry, excuse me. 391 00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:51,210 - It's Matt. Hi. - Hey, Dad. 392 00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:54,210 - Are you with Karen? - Yeah. And David. 393 00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:57,090 He knows. 394 00:24:57,140 --> 00:24:59,620 Oh. Er, one sec. 395 00:25:01,340 --> 00:25:03,330 No. No, it's fine. 396 00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:07,100 - Can you put them on as well, please? - Oh, all right. 397 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:09,130 Gather round. 398 00:25:09,180 --> 00:25:12,250 Er, hey, Mum. 399 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:14,650 - Dad. - Hi, darling. - Olivia. 400 00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:18,570 So, Liv and I have talked everything through. 401 00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:21,290 I explained to Matt that being a single mum at my age 402 00:25:21,340 --> 00:25:22,970 really isn't a great idea. 403 00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:25,770 - And I totally get that. - Thank God. 404 00:25:25,820 --> 00:25:29,530 Which is why... 405 00:25:29,580 --> 00:25:33,490 - I've asked Liv to marry me. - Excuse me? 406 00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:37,020 - And, um, I've said yes. - What? 407 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:41,620 - You're going to be grandparents! - Oh, sweet Jesus. 408 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,090 Look, the police are on it. 409 00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:09,770 - There's nothing we can do but wait. - This is my fault. 410 00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:13,530 I knew she couldn't cope with me going away. 411 00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:16,090 - Have they found Grandma yet? - No. 412 00:26:16,140 --> 00:26:18,810 - Ring her mobile. - I did. 413 00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:21,020 Ring it again. 414 00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:24,530 It's Grandma. 415 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,660 Come here. 416 00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:30,570 - Where the hell are you? - I'm not sure, love, 417 00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:34,370 but there's a nice young man here. I'll ask him to explain. 418 00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:37,730 - She's OK. - Oh. - I'll kill her. 419 00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:40,140 Right. If we could come to order. 420 00:26:42,820 --> 00:26:45,890 So, the first item on the agenda. 421 00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:49,730 - Why are you sat at the head of the table? - What? 422 00:26:49,780 --> 00:26:52,970 - Well, it's not really fair, is it? - It doesn't matter. 423 00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:56,860 - Do you want to sit here? - Really? - No, no, no, it's fine. 424 00:27:00,420 --> 00:27:04,410 - So, the first item on the agenda. - We really don't need an agenda. 425 00:27:04,460 --> 00:27:07,490 - We all know what we're here for. - Right. 426 00:27:07,540 --> 00:27:10,020 So, who wants to go first? 427 00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:20,730 ♪ It's funny how it tears me apart 428 00:27:20,780 --> 00:27:24,130 I told you this wasn't the right way. 429 00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:27,370 ♪ First it breaks your head then your heart 430 00:27:27,420 --> 00:27:29,490 Why am I in the back? 431 00:27:29,540 --> 00:27:31,700 Because you're the youngest. 432 00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:34,340 I'm 48. 433 00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:38,450 And three quarters. 434 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:41,620 ♪ It's chewing at my bones and my brains 435 00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:46,260 ♪ It's working through the flesh that remains 436 00:27:46,980 --> 00:27:50,020 ♪ Why can't this feeling leave me 437 00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:52,970 ♪ And just fade away? ♪ 438 00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:56,490 There you are! What are you doing all the way out here? 439 00:27:56,540 --> 00:27:58,650 I thought I'd visit Irene. 440 00:27:58,700 --> 00:28:01,290 - Who's Irene? - My sister. 441 00:28:01,340 --> 00:28:06,060 - Out Halifax way. - Oh, Mum. She's long dead. 442 00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:09,250 - I told you. - I meant her grave. 443 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:13,010 It's round here somewhere. I couldn't find it. 444 00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:16,690 - I ran out of petrol in the middle of nowhere. - Why didn't you call? 445 00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:18,740 My phone had died. 446 00:28:19,660 --> 00:28:23,170 I don't know any of your numbers. I used to. 447 00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:25,690 Well, your memory's not what it was. 448 00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:28,730 For God's sake. Nobody knows numbers any more. 449 00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:31,780 - It's all right. - I slept in the car. 450 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:36,900 - I thought I was going to die. - Oh. 451 00:28:38,180 --> 00:28:41,370 Oh, you've missed your flight. 452 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:43,580 I'm just glad you're safe. 453 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:49,210 - You are not getting married. - We don't need your permission. 454 00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:53,290 I think what Dad means to say is, is that a good idea? 455 00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:57,090 Marriage, it isn't something you just rush into. 456 00:28:57,140 --> 00:29:00,770 Says the man whose last one lasted all but six weeks. 457 00:29:00,820 --> 00:29:04,650 We will support you, OK, in whatever decision you make. 458 00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:09,410 - We're having the baby. - You need to think through all the consequences. 459 00:29:09,460 --> 00:29:13,250 - We have. - Have you? Where are you going to live? 460 00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:16,730 Well, we hadn't thought that far ahead. 461 00:29:16,780 --> 00:29:20,450 - It's really not that far ahead. - We can live with you, can't we? 462 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:23,730 - You can forget any sort of a career. - I can still study! 463 00:29:23,780 --> 00:29:27,330 - You'll help with babysitting. - Yeah, but, you know, 464 00:29:27,380 --> 00:29:30,010 Tina and I might have our own plans now. 465 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:33,930 - Your mum's time is taken up with her business. - Thank you, David. 466 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:37,290 - Where were you when we were bringing up our three? - Childcare, then. 467 00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:41,650 - How will you pay for it? - I'll get a job, outside of school. 468 00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:43,620 Like a paper round? 469 00:29:45,060 --> 00:29:48,010 Let's look at the alternative. 470 00:29:48,060 --> 00:29:51,020 Having an, er, er, a termination. 471 00:29:53,780 --> 00:29:57,410 Listen, Matt, um, I haven't told you this before, 472 00:29:57,460 --> 00:30:00,530 but your mother had an abortion 473 00:30:00,580 --> 00:30:03,980 - a couple of years before you were born. - Really? 474 00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:11,570 - So I could've had an older brother? - Yeah. - Look, er, 475 00:30:11,620 --> 00:30:14,690 your mum and dad were on a break. 476 00:30:14,740 --> 00:30:17,290 I don't think we were on a... 477 00:30:17,340 --> 00:30:22,090 OK, look, the point is things could've been very different. 478 00:30:22,140 --> 00:30:24,570 You might not even have been born. 479 00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:26,860 Eh? And your mother... 480 00:30:28,140 --> 00:30:31,290 I know that she never regretted her decision. 481 00:30:31,340 --> 00:30:34,330 On balance, then, perhaps it's difficult 482 00:30:34,380 --> 00:30:37,690 to find an argument in favour of keeping it. 483 00:30:37,740 --> 00:30:41,330 I can think of one, which none of you have considered 484 00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:43,900 - for even a second. - Hm? 485 00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:49,370 Right now inside Liv's belly is a little boy or little girl. 486 00:30:49,420 --> 00:30:52,580 OK, it looks like a tadpole, 487 00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:58,460 but it can kick and punch and... 488 00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:01,060 swallow. 489 00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:04,540 And it came from me and Liv. 490 00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:10,610 - And you're all saying kill it without hesitation. - Look, wait... 491 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:12,650 - Matt. - This is about our screw-up, 492 00:31:12,700 --> 00:31:16,370 - not learning from mistakes you've all made. - Matt's right. 493 00:31:16,420 --> 00:31:19,210 - We'll decide. - No, what? Wait. 494 00:31:19,260 --> 00:31:22,300 Matthew? Son, come... 495 00:31:31,060 --> 00:31:33,220 There it is. 496 00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:39,580 Irene Louise. 497 00:31:40,740 --> 00:31:43,340 Ahh. She died very young. 498 00:31:45,580 --> 00:31:48,380 I still miss her. 499 00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:53,700 Come on, give us a squirt. 500 00:31:56,860 --> 00:31:58,660 OK. 501 00:32:25,260 --> 00:32:27,260 Pub? 502 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,420 Hello? 503 00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:50,300 - Gosh, what's happened to you? - Um... 504 00:32:51,980 --> 00:32:55,090 George beat seven shades of shit out of me. 505 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,970 - What? - Oh. 506 00:32:58,020 --> 00:33:01,410 I've got to stop doing that because it hurts. I'm joking. 507 00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:04,370 - I've had a nose job. - Really? - Mm. - Why? 508 00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:08,130 It was a present from George. I've always hated my nose. 509 00:33:08,180 --> 00:33:10,290 I couldn't see anything wrong with it. 510 00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:13,810 - You weren't looking closely enough. - It looks bloody painful. - It is. 511 00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:16,490 I'm on a cocktail of painkillers and cocktails. 512 00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:18,130 It helps take the edge off. 513 00:33:18,180 --> 00:33:21,250 I look forward to seeing the Mona Lisa results. 514 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:24,970 God, I hope it's better than hers. I was just saying how I broke my nose. 515 00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:28,250 - Your car accident? - George thinks I should be embarrassed 516 00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:30,850 - to talk about plastic surgery. - No. 517 00:33:30,900 --> 00:33:34,730 I thought you were. I've had my last bloke 518 00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:38,610 send over my accounts for you to look at. Can we have coffee? 519 00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:42,810 - Yeah, cup or a mug? - I think perhaps a large pot. 520 00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:45,410 Preferably strong. 521 00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:48,450 - It doesn't work! - Bridie, you haven't tried. 522 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:51,890 Sorry, I know you don't want me to disturb you. 523 00:33:51,940 --> 00:33:55,650 - So why are you? - It's Benjamin. - Tell the little twerp I'm out. 524 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:59,930 - No, this is my sister. He's here. - You seem a little on edge, Karen. 525 00:33:59,980 --> 00:34:02,180 No shit, Sherlock. 526 00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:05,570 Disturbingly so. 527 00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:09,650 Do you what Benjamin, I've got one daughter who is pregnant at 17, 528 00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:11,410 another one who may or may not be doing drugs -- 529 00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:14,210 either way I have no idea, I can't believe a word that comes out of her mouth, 530 00:34:14,260 --> 00:34:17,690 an author who's too smart to listen to any sound advice, 531 00:34:17,740 --> 00:34:21,050 a PA who's incompetent, and a business partner 532 00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:24,330 who I'm guessing isn't about to give me any good news. Right? 533 00:34:24,380 --> 00:34:28,130 About all of it or just the last bit? 534 00:34:28,180 --> 00:34:30,620 As it happens you are. 535 00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:36,010 I'm dissolving our partnership. 536 00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:39,650 I assume you can't afford my share so I shall buy you out. 537 00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:43,690 - You're forcing me out of my own business? - You can't cope, Karen. 538 00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:46,130 This way you'll receive a return for your efforts. 539 00:34:46,180 --> 00:34:47,860 I'll see myself out. 540 00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:55,980 - Here you go. Enjoy. - Thank you. 541 00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:02,090 - What did you get? - Pistachio and goji berry. 542 00:35:02,140 --> 00:35:05,250 - It's minging. - So what's new in your world? 543 00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:09,010 Oh, nothing much. I'm going to be a grandad. 544 00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:12,530 Oh, congratulations. 545 00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:15,010 Yeah. My son's 16. 546 00:35:15,060 --> 00:35:17,330 - How old is the girl? - 17. 547 00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:19,450 So at least that's good news. 548 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:21,580 Her parents are old friends of mine. 549 00:35:22,380 --> 00:35:25,330 We're not so friendly at present, though. 550 00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:29,180 Oh, never mind. You have new friends to compensate. 551 00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:33,010 You coming to this meeting? 552 00:35:33,060 --> 00:35:35,330 - Is it in the treehouse? - On the beanbags. 553 00:35:35,380 --> 00:35:38,530 Don't worry, I'll help you to your feet, Grandad. 554 00:35:38,580 --> 00:35:40,860 Cheeky bastard. 555 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:51,180 (Shit.) 556 00:35:56,340 --> 00:36:00,330 I tried your idea, about the ending. It works. 557 00:36:00,380 --> 00:36:02,690 - Yeah. - I'm going to go home to write it. 558 00:36:02,740 --> 00:36:05,020 I think that would be best. 559 00:36:10,260 --> 00:36:14,020 - Oh. - Oh, my God, are you crying? - No. 560 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:18,740 Don't worry, Ramona. I won't let Benjamin win. 561 00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:22,090 What? 562 00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:24,210 I'm sorry, why are you upset? 563 00:36:24,260 --> 00:36:26,290 It doesn't matter. 564 00:36:26,340 --> 00:36:28,450 Oh, you had a call. 565 00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:31,570 Um, I forgot to write down who from. 566 00:36:31,620 --> 00:36:35,130 - Ramona, what is it? - My mother. 567 00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:38,490 She had a heart attack a few days ago. 568 00:36:38,540 --> 00:36:41,490 - Oh, my God, why didn't you tell me? - I tried. 569 00:36:41,540 --> 00:36:44,210 Oh. Well, is she OK? 570 00:36:44,260 --> 00:36:47,530 I don't know. She's in the hospital. 571 00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:50,690 My sister's with her. They don't get on. 572 00:36:50,740 --> 00:36:53,610 - Well, do you want to see her? - My sister? 573 00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:57,970 - No, your mother. - I can't go. You need me here. 574 00:36:58,020 --> 00:37:01,450 - No, no, no, I want you to. - Are you firing me? 575 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:04,610 No. The thought had crossed my mind, Ramona. 576 00:37:04,660 --> 00:37:08,050 But, no, honestly, your job's safe, but you've got to go. 577 00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:10,980 It's family. It's the most important thing. 578 00:37:12,220 --> 00:37:14,290 - Thanks. - Mum? 579 00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:17,460 - Do you have a moment? - Yeah. 580 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:22,820 - You OK? - Yeah. 581 00:37:36,700 --> 00:37:38,700 You OK? 582 00:37:40,180 --> 00:37:42,970 I've made an appointment at the clinic. 583 00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:45,020 I'm going to have an abortion. 584 00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:53,460 OK. Does Matt know? 585 00:37:57,740 --> 00:38:00,940 Yeah, he agrees it's the right thing to do. 586 00:38:05,260 --> 00:38:07,730 You know, you and Liv, Matt, 587 00:38:07,780 --> 00:38:11,770 you're going to be fine parents one day. 588 00:38:11,820 --> 00:38:13,850 ♪ Miles and miles on my own 589 00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:17,690 You're doing what's best for both of you. 590 00:38:17,740 --> 00:38:20,930 ♪ Walk with shame, I follow on 591 00:38:20,980 --> 00:38:22,980 Not the baby. 592 00:38:25,620 --> 00:38:28,900 ♪ A language to find hard to hear 593 00:38:31,420 --> 00:38:35,530 ♪ Not to understand, just disappear ♪ 594 00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:38,610 Mum, I won't go if you don't want me to. 595 00:38:38,660 --> 00:38:40,810 Don't be silly, love. 596 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:43,250 I'm sure I'll manage. 597 00:38:43,300 --> 00:38:45,860 I'm not sure she will. 598 00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:55,140 Um, Mum, would you like to come and stay with me and Pete? 599 00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:58,050 Just while Sheila's away. 600 00:38:58,100 --> 00:39:00,090 Oh, well, 601 00:39:00,140 --> 00:39:03,370 it would be lovely to see those grandchildren. 602 00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:05,660 You'd be very welcome, Barbara. 603 00:39:06,980 --> 00:39:09,050 Come on, Pete. Chop, chop. 604 00:39:11,420 --> 00:39:14,410 You've got a lot of gear for a fortnight. 605 00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:18,170 Well, when I told Marvin I had to change my ticket 606 00:39:18,220 --> 00:39:21,170 he said why don't I get an open one? 607 00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:23,970 Well, when are you coming back? 608 00:39:24,020 --> 00:39:26,890 That's the thing. I don't think I am. 609 00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:31,980 Oh. 610 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,370 - Hi. - Hi. 611 00:39:44,420 --> 00:39:47,540 - (It'll be all right.) - You OK? 612 00:39:51,060 --> 00:39:55,210 - You told Dad? - Darling, he wanted to be here for you. 613 00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:57,620 - He's not going to come into the clinic, OK? - OK. 614 00:39:59,220 --> 00:40:01,260 All right, sweetheart? 615 00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:04,500 Matt. 616 00:40:10,580 --> 00:40:12,620 Should we get some coffee? 617 00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:17,290 - Grandma's here! - Blimey, got more luggage than Sheila. 618 00:40:17,340 --> 00:40:19,770 I brought a few knick-knacks with me. 619 00:40:19,820 --> 00:40:23,050 - Thought it'll make it feel more like home. - Grandma! 620 00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:25,090 - Oh! - Not for us it won't. 621 00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:28,090 - Hi, Gran! - Oh, my. 622 00:40:28,140 --> 00:40:30,530 Who is this handsome young man? 623 00:40:30,580 --> 00:40:33,170 - You all right? - I'll give you a hand. 624 00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:35,220 Oh, thanks, love. 625 00:40:44,580 --> 00:40:48,850 - Karen. - I've really screwed things up, David. 626 00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:51,220 It's not your fault. 627 00:40:53,940 --> 00:40:56,250 I've been too absorbed with work. 628 00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:58,290 You've had to be. 629 00:40:58,340 --> 00:41:00,890 I feel like I've failed. 630 00:41:00,940 --> 00:41:02,930 Karen. 631 00:41:02,980 --> 00:41:07,170 The girls could not have a better role model. Liv's made a mistake. 632 00:41:07,220 --> 00:41:11,340 It's not like she's gone off the rails, using drugs or something. 633 00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:15,730 She's a good kid. This doesn't change that. 634 00:41:15,780 --> 00:41:18,770 - It's gonna have an impact, though, isn't it? - Yeah. 635 00:41:18,820 --> 00:41:21,130 We'll both keep an eye on it. 636 00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:24,610 She'll be fine. She's like you. She's strong. 637 00:41:24,660 --> 00:41:27,780 And she has two parents who love her. 638 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:38,140 Um, I think we ought to go. 639 00:41:39,420 --> 00:41:41,980 - Will you come, too? - Yes, darling. 640 00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:02,060 Ten weeks. 641 00:42:04,060 --> 00:42:06,050 Can we see it? 642 00:42:06,100 --> 00:42:08,490 The scan. 643 00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:10,650 If Olivia gives her consent. 644 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,370 Mm-hm. 645 00:42:12,420 --> 00:42:14,260 Are you sure? 646 00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:17,100 Yeah, I want to. 647 00:42:23,580 --> 00:42:27,020 - I'm sorry, David. - It's not your fault. 648 00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:31,210 No, but if she was my daughter, 649 00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:34,580 I'd hate for her to be going through this. 650 00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:39,220 Thanks. 651 00:42:46,780 --> 00:42:50,170 Do you think we're better parents than our parents were? 652 00:42:50,220 --> 00:42:52,050 How do you mean? 653 00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:56,050 Well, you know, every generation tries to improve 654 00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:59,570 on what they see as the failings of the past. 655 00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:03,050 I just wonder if, you know, maybe we've gone too far 656 00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:05,450 and nowadays there's less discipline. 657 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:09,140 We encourage our kids to question received wisdom. 658 00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:14,370 You know, maybe we should just have strict boundaries. 659 00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:18,690 - Then they'd be less likely to get into trouble. - You really think so? 660 00:43:18,740 --> 00:43:22,100 I don't know. I don't know. 661 00:43:26,140 --> 00:43:29,610 Mifepristone. It blocks the hormone progesterone, 662 00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:32,770 causing the lining of the uterus to break down. 663 00:43:32,820 --> 00:43:34,970 So it kills the foetus? 664 00:43:35,020 --> 00:43:37,300 It ends the pregnancy, yes. 665 00:43:40,380 --> 00:43:43,380 ♪ Sat around the table 666 00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:46,460 ♪ The candle lying low 667 00:43:47,300 --> 00:43:49,970 ♪ There's people all around us 668 00:43:50,020 --> 00:43:53,340 ♪ But they're leaving you alone 669 00:43:54,220 --> 00:43:57,140 ♪ You're telling me a story 670 00:43:57,500 --> 00:44:00,260 ♪ Some lover that you had 671 00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:03,050 ♪ Go on, tell me now 672 00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:05,170 ♪ Tell me now 673 00:44:05,220 --> 00:44:07,740 ♪ I think I'll understand 674 00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:11,100 ♪ Maybe I'm just crazy 675 00:44:11,620 --> 00:44:14,540 ♪ Maybe I'm just high 676 00:44:14,980 --> 00:44:18,490 ♪ You could kiss my lips a thousand times 677 00:44:18,540 --> 00:44:21,140 ♪ And they would never dry 678 00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:24,620 ♪ I don't know where you're going 679 00:44:24,980 --> 00:44:28,010 ♪ Hey, never stray too far 680 00:44:28,060 --> 00:44:31,830 ♪ Cos I'll tell you now ♪ I'll tell you now 681 00:44:31,940 --> 00:44:34,820 - It's OK. - ♪ I like you just the way you are 682 00:44:37,180 --> 00:44:39,850 ♪ It's the same old constellation 683 00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:42,900 It's all right. Come on. 684 00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:48,290 ♪ The stars up in the sky 685 00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:50,970 ♪ Oh oh 686 00:44:51,020 --> 00:44:53,980 ♪ Yeah, I've got a feeling 687 00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:58,370 ♪ They're going to look different 688 00:44:58,420 --> 00:45:03,900 ♪ Tonight 689 00:45:04,180 --> 00:45:09,220 ♪ It's the same old conversation 690 00:45:10,860 --> 00:45:17,530 ♪ You can have it any time 691 00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:22,330 ♪ Go on, put your arms around me, baby 692 00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:25,610 ♪ It's going to be different 693 00:45:25,660 --> 00:45:31,100 ♪ Tonight ♪ 694 00:45:32,305 --> 00:45:38,233 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 54850

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