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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:03,200 - It's time to take this to the next level. - It's a key. 2 00:00:03,280 --> 00:00:05,040 I can't move in with him. 3 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:07,680 Welcome to the celebration of the first book 4 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:10,000 to come out of Marsden House Publishing. 5 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:13,200 You'll stay close by me, won't you? In case I want anything. 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:16,110 - Am I not losing my job? - It's a promotion with a salary to match. 7 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:18,060 Oh, Pete. An entree to the Cheshire set. 8 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:19,680 We could arrange to meet up. 9 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:22,670 - Would you like your husband present? - We don't need to involve him. 10 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,420 He mustn't see you. Just this way. That's right. Lovely. 11 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:26,430 [Shit.] 12 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,920 There's a job at my old care home. Part-time. 13 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,360 With your pay rise that'd cover us. 14 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:35,360 - Why don't you want to live with us? - I wish it was that simple. - He's miserable, Tina. 15 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,640 - Oh. - Come on. 16 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:47,320 - Did you remember the poppadoms? - Sorry I'm late, meeting ran over. 17 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,400 - Ah, that used to be my excuse. - I remember her complaining. 18 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:53,120 - Where's the kitchen roll? - Oh, it's under the sink. 19 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,720 - That's not where I keep it. - It is now. 20 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,800 Careful, that one's hot. 21 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:05,440 - He's forgotten his shirt. - Dad. 22 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:08,080 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 23 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,560 I was just thinking this is almost exactly how I imagined it would be. 24 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:15,200 - Here, dishwasher. - Ah, yeah. 25 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:16,920 Thank you. 26 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,480 Yeah, I've told him to rinse. He just won't listen. 27 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:23,160 - Why buy a dog and then bark yourself? - So you don't wear the dog out. 28 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,480 That makes no sense. 29 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:27,960 Next. 30 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,960 - And finally... - My room. - Er, the guest room. 31 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:37,120 - Well, temporarily mine. - Oh, might be a good nursery, this. 32 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,320 Hm. That'd be one way of getting rid of him. 33 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,800 Seems like a drastic length to go to. 34 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,520 Right, let's check the bathroom out. 35 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,280 - Bye! - Always a pleasure. 36 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,440 - See you soon. - Thank you. - Bye. 37 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:57,240 - I'm glad we're long past that stage. - What, falling in love? 38 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:01,040 - Moving in together, all that. Cracks are already beginning to show. - What? 39 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,240 It's OK, you're a bloke. You wouldn't notice. 40 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:05,880 Well, how long will it be before they're having a row? 41 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,520 Wouldn't be surprised if they're already hard at it. 42 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,360 God save Ireland! 43 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,760 With our genes we'd make great babies. 44 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:25,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 45 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:30,240 I was thinking out loud. I didn't mean anything by it. 46 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:35,600 - What? Saying what great babies you'd make as you're having sex? - No! It was just after. 47 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:38,710 I wasn't saying we should. I just wondered what her opinion was. 48 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,680 And what was it? 49 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,920 With our genes we'd make great babies. 50 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,560 At your age you'd make a better grandad. 51 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:52,920 It just slipped out, as it were. It was meant to be a joke. 52 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,880 Yeah, but you can see why he might take that seriously. 53 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,200 Hm. 54 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,920 Well, you have to admit Tina has got a point. 55 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:03,200 You know, I know I don't look my age but I'm no spring chicken. 56 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:07,430 - And you're a bollock short. - No, that makes no odds, apparently. One ball is the same as two. 57 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,440 Well, it would be if she actually wanted kids. 58 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:14,000 - Don't you? - I don't know, Karen. 59 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,840 I tried with Liam, but it didn't happen. 60 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:22,120 Then when he died I thought, 'OK. 61 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,240 It's not to be.' 62 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,640 I was fine with that. 63 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,760 Got on with my life as best I could. 64 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,000 I never expected to fall in love again. 65 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,760 And then along came Adam. 66 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,720 Along came Adam. 67 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:49,080 And, yeah, if we were both a bit younger, 68 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,160 him a fair bit, then sure. 69 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,000 But I don't know if I want to go down that road again. 70 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,120 You know... 71 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:02,800 All that hope and despair. 72 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,440 Is that what's holding you back? 73 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:13,040 Tina, if you wanted children once, does that change? 74 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:19,040 - What if it's too soon? - So how long do you wait? 75 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,400 Two years? Five? 76 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,960 You know, you'll be well into your 40s by then. 77 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,560 What you don't want is to wake up one day and think, 78 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:30,880 'OK, the time's right,' only to realise that you've left it too late. 79 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:38,240 It's a shame. You know, I always fancied the idea of more children. 80 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,280 - Oh. - I wouldn't want to start again. 81 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:44,240 - You know, all that mopping up. - And then there's all the gear. 82 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:48,000 - Yeah, so much gear. - And getting up in the middle of the night. 83 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,950 Although at our age we're getting up several times anyways. 84 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,600 Maybe you could combine the two. 85 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:57,440 Then you've got a toddler. You don't want to be one of those dads 86 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:00,600 who plays with their kids on the floor and can't get up again. 87 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,640 Worse still, in your mid-60s sharing with a teenager. 88 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,020 Well, I haven't found the teenage years too bad. 89 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:08,270 Well, it helps if you're not living with them. 90 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:10,720 Josh was a bit difficult. 'Course, we now know why. 91 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,600 - Chloe's starting all that puberty stuff. - Very tricky. 92 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,760 - For girls and their fathers. - Steer well clear, I say. 93 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:19,320 - Well, at our age, yeah. - Yeah. 94 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,440 Yeah, you're right. So's Tina. It's a stupid idea. 95 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:25,440 It's a young man's game. I don't know what I was thinking about. 96 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:29,800 And anyway, I have Matthew. Who'd need any more? 97 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:33,680 You know? And the fact that Tina doesn't want kids, well, it's... 98 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,400 it's for the best, really. 99 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,200 Yeah. It's for the best. 100 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:46,000 OK, a book blogger wants to have an interview with Bridie. 101 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,600 - Oh, no, she won't do that. - What, too nervous? 102 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:51,920 No, too grand. She'll only do national press now. 103 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,600 She start to get right up herself, that one. 104 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:55,800 OK. 105 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,680 Oh, you can set your watch by him. 106 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,120 Oh. Hello. 107 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,520 You're expecting Justin. I must be a let-down. 108 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:11,600 - Well, I don't know. Who are you? - Benjamin Stevens. May I come in? 109 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,320 - I'm doing my death out here. - Yeah. 110 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,960 Right. Er, let's start again. Benjamin Stevens. 111 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:22,760 Justin asked me to come. He's, er, he's been detained in Los Angeles. 112 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:25,640 - Oh. By the authorities? - On business. 113 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:28,720 He's basing himself out there for... for the foreseeable. 114 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,800 Oh, that's a shame. I used to enjoy our investor meetings. 115 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,920 Well, hope I can make them just as satisfying. 116 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:40,880 Hm. 117 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:43,360 Er, Ramona. My PA. 118 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:46,880 This is Benjamin, Justin's... Er, sorry, what are you exactly? 119 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:50,560 - His proxy. - Poxy? I don't know this word. 120 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:55,240 Well, it means that Benjamin is Karren Brady to Justin's Alan Sugar, 121 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:57,760 - his eyes and ears. - No. I'm more than that. 122 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:00,160 His mouth and lungs and large intestine. 123 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,640 In his absence I'm empowered to act on his behalf. 124 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:05,040 You must think of me as if I am Justin. 125 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,800 Right. Should we get down to business? 126 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,360 Yeah. 127 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,360 Do you sometimes feel like we're the only grown-ups here? 128 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,920 - Tell me about it. - I'm still trying to work out where I know you from. 129 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,960 Tinder? No, I'm joking. Haven't used that for a couple of years. 130 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,360 - You met someone, did you? - Married someone. 131 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,520 Not through Tinder. That didn't work out. 132 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,280 Then I met someone else. How about you? 133 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:45,120 - I've never used it. - No, no, no. I mean are you, erm...? 134 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:48,880 - Oh. Er, no, I'm single. - Ah. 135 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,600 - Perhaps it's Ireland? - Not recently. 136 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:56,870 I've lived in Chorlton for the last ten years. 137 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:58,680 Chorlton? Jeez. We're neighbours. 138 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:01,460 I'm in Didsbury. Just moved in with my girlfriend Tina. 139 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:05,760 - Tina? - Yeah. Hey... 140 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:09,320 Know what? You should come over one night and meet her. 141 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,240 Sure the pair of you would get on like a house on fire. 142 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:24,760 All right, ladies? 143 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,640 - Do you mind if I join you? - I wish you would. 144 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,600 We're sick of the sight of each other. 145 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:35,840 I'm Pete, your new Entertainments Officer, 146 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:38,880 and I wondered if there's anything you'd like me to arrange. 147 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:42,600 A new pack of cards. This one's missing the ace of spades. 148 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:55,920 Oh, hey, he's David Copperfield. 149 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,080 - How did you do that? - It was under your chair. 150 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,800 So, what can we look forward to, Peter? 151 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:05,160 - Well... - Apart from death, of course. 152 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:09,440 All the old favourites. Bingo. Film club. Tea dance. 153 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:12,840 - We need men. - At your age? - Oh, not in that way! 154 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,150 For the dancing. There aren't enough go round. 155 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:18,960 - I always get lumbered with Bernice. - And she always insists on leading. 156 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,080 'Find men.' 157 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,060 Any idea where I should start looking? 158 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:28,640 - Most are in the cemetery. - I think we best not disturb them, eh? 159 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,320 Ah, snap! 160 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:34,800 Oh, Oona! We're playing Rummy! 161 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,960 Seems a lot to spend on a party. 162 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:42,120 Well, it would have been, but, you know, it was a book launch. 163 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,440 It was an investment in the company's future. 164 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,920 In a swimming baths. The cost would suggest you had to drain them. 165 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:52,440 - Perhaps you'd like a copy? - These are the only sort of books that interest me. 166 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,720 And yours don't make for pretty reading. 167 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,600 I think I got here just in time. 168 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:02,240 I was thinking of inviting a friend from work one night. 169 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:06,680 - Oh, you're making friends? - Well, she's the only person I've got anything in common with. 170 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:09,310 By that you mean the only person born in the same decade? 171 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,400 Same century, more like. 172 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,560 - My diary's free. - Oh, yeah. A foursome. That would work. 173 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,880 Oh, look, you've done it again. 174 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,040 It goes knives, forks, spoons. 175 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,400 That's why it's divided into compartments. 176 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,240 I'm sorry. I forget. 177 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,640 Yeah, well, it saves time in the long run. 178 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:30,280 - It seems like a bit of a faff. - God, if we can't agree on that, 179 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,840 we'd do a terrible job of bringing up kids. 180 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:36,560 - It's a good job we don't want any. - Oi. - Any of our own. 181 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:57,240 Oh! All right, team, look lively. We've got a visit from management. 182 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,320 Does this mean I'm gonna have to treat you with respect now? 183 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:04,040 - Stand up when you walk in? - Could you? - Not easily. 184 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,250 A salute will do. 185 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,230 How are you finding the new job? 186 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,720 - Well, yeah, it's challenging. - Uh-huh. 187 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,030 I'm sort of loving the responsibility, though. 188 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:15,200 Yeah, well, just don't let it go to your head. 189 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,750 Not a chance with you around snapping at my ankles. 190 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,080 Yeah, well, when you're CEO, I'll still be here 191 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:23,280 to remind you where you came from. That's what friends are for. 192 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,240 CEO. 193 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,960 You're late. 194 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,720 This is live radio. You're due on air. 195 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:37,000 Yeah, well, I'm here now. They'll wait. 196 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:40,520 Yeah. Well, I have been. The last 20 minutes. 197 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,440 Yeah, well, I didn't ask you to come. 198 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,000 I don't need my hand holding. 199 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:47,040 You needed waking up. Another late night, was it? 200 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,910 Are you like this with your daughters? 201 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,430 All right, ladies. We're late, on in five. Thank you. 202 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,880 - 'This is KEY 103. - Sorry we're late. 203 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,120 - Dad. - It's fine. 204 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,960 They've all been fine. Please just pick one. 205 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,960 If you want to go, we can meet you later. 206 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,960 - Yeah, just leave us your credit card. - No, I'll wait. 207 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:10,280 - David? - Nikki! 208 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,040 Oh, fancy seeing you here. I wouldn't expect you to... 209 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,840 What, you think I'm more sort of M&S? 210 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:19,800 - No, not that. - I'm shopping with my daughters. 211 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,880 For my sins. 212 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,120 I'm buying shirts for my husband for mine. 213 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,960 Look, I'm sorry about the other day. I didn't think he'd come home. 214 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,640 Yes, yes. I rather got that impression. 215 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,840 Oh, this colour would suit you. 216 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,590 I'd like to see you again if I haven't scared you off. 217 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,440 No. Er, should I come round to the house? 218 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:46,120 No. Let's meet somewhere more discreet. 219 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,880 I'll text you. 220 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,360 Who's that? 221 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,320 Oh, she's a sort of potential client. 222 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,480 She didn't look like a client. She's attractive. 223 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,560 Liv, do you think I could dress better? 224 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,440 Not without help. 225 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,320 - Well, would you? Help me, I mean. - Sure. 226 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,300 - What image are you after? - Don't know. That's where you come in. 227 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:15,200 Something that might attract potential clients? 228 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:20,080 - Can we go now? - Good. Finally. 229 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:25,080 Oh, hang on. I'll just, erm, I'll just grab something for myself... 230 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,480 .. since we're here. 231 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:33,360 Two of last week's delegates claim we made them ill. 232 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,480 Probably an extortion bid. Investigate, will you? 233 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,280 Yeah? Right, yeah, I will. 234 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:42,720 Oh, listen, while I've got you, next month's conference on the treatment of phobias. 235 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:46,880 - We've had a number of delegates cancel, I'm afraid. - Oh, shit! Why? 236 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,680 Fear of flying, mainly. Three can't cope in crowds. 237 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,480 I'm not gonna lie, numbers are so low 238 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:54,110 there's a risk the agoraphobics are gonna freak out. 239 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,720 - This is no laughing matter, Jenny. - No. 240 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,160 We're going to have to find a way to cut costs. 241 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:02,280 - We could scrap the welcome drinks. - And start a riot? 242 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,480 Well, it won't be a very big one, would it? More of a ruckus. 243 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,920 Have you any good ideas? 244 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:12,640 Well, with fewer delegates we won't need so many staff, I suppose. 245 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,000 There's a fair amount of fat, OK? 246 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,600 You know, being in head office, you don't realise. 247 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,600 Hm, losing two would help the bottom line. 248 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:23,040 Yeah, I don't envy you having to tell them, though. 249 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,200 No, but if you're destined for high office, 250 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:28,480 - you have to be prepared to do it. - Yeah. - Are you, Jenny? 251 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,120 - Me? - Well, you know where the fat is. 252 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,120 Who better to cut it out? 253 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:40,910 With our website you upload a couple of photos of yourself, 254 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:44,440 input your vital statistics, and the software creates a model 255 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,480 with your features and body type. Here. 256 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:51,360 I'll show you what I mean. This is the page I created for myself. 257 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:54,960 Is that meant to be you? 258 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,600 It is me. 259 00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:00,280 - In your dreams. - I mean, you know, OK. 260 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,270 A little bit of creative licence, maybe. 261 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,240 - That would explain why none of your clothes fit. - Mm-hm. 262 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,840 - Why haven't you got any pubes? - Taste. 263 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,160 - That's tasteful? - Well, the alternative isn't. 264 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:15,920 Erm, well, look, now what you do is you have to decide what clothes you're going to wear. 265 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,480 - Underpants. - OK. 266 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,520 - Quickly! - Erm, how about those? 267 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,440 Oh, God, it's gross! 268 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,400 - This is beyond weird. - I know. 269 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,640 - Those. - Right, OK, OK. Boring but better, yes. 270 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,880 You know, it's rather like Bunty magazine when we were young. 271 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:37,120 On the back page you cut out this figure of a girl 272 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,720 in different outfits and dress her up in them. 273 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,760 - You read Bunty? - My sister did. 274 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,760 Oh, I keep forgetting you have a sister. 275 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:48,640 Yes, well, we don't really talk about her, so... 276 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,400 - He probably didn't mean it. - Then why did he say it? 277 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:56,280 - Because he's Adam. You can't be surprised by that. - What? 278 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,360 That he just casually says he doesn't want any more children? 279 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:02,560 No, because he speaks before he engages brain. 280 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,480 He and Rachel didn't intend Matthew to be an only child. 281 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:08,240 They just never got the chance for more. 282 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:11,680 - Do you think he's changed his mind? - I don't know. Ask him! 283 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,160 Honestly, you're as bad as each other. 284 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:18,760 - How's the makeover going? David looking debonair? - Smoking. 285 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,200 Even you might be tempted to ride him again. 286 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,240 - (Talk to him.) - All right. 287 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:31,080 - Bollocks. Did I say the wrong thing? - I'm really pissed off with you. 288 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:36,160 - Huh? - What makes you think I don't want to have any kids? 289 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,040 - What? - I mean, it's news to me that you don't, 290 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,480 but if that's how you feel about it, that's fine. 291 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:45,720 - I didn't say I didn't want to have any more. - Yeah, you did. 292 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,320 Oh, that was because you said you didn't. 293 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,920 - I said I didn't? - Mm. - No, I didn't! 294 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000 OK, right. 295 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,640 Tina. 296 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,320 Would you like to have children? 297 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,840 No. 298 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,120 OK. 299 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,840 Yes! I don't know. Adam, you're missing the point! 300 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:11,320 - What am I missing? - Sensitivity. 301 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,560 Do you know, for years I've closed my mind off 302 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,520 to the thought of having any kids. 303 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,390 And then you open the door on the idea and slam it in my face 304 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,430 before I've had a chance to think it over. 305 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,560 Oh, OK. You want some time to think it over. 306 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:25,360 Five minutes might be nice, yeah. 307 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:28,240 - You're always doing this. - What? 308 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:31,470 Sailing off ahead, leaving me in your wake trying to catch you up. 309 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,520 I... I only came in here for a beer. 310 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:39,640 - I'm really pleased that we're living together. - Me, too. 311 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,360 So I'd just like to be allowed a moment to enjoy it 312 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,750 before we start thinking about having a family. 313 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:48,640 Absolutely. Of course. Yes. 314 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,480 - But you're not ruling it out? - Oh, God. 315 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:56,680 - What? - You. You don't listen. - ... 316 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:02,600 Gosh. 317 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,960 Well, erm, yeah. 318 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:10,800 - Well, erm, maybe lose the hat. - OK. 319 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:16,200 - Dad! You look a million dollars. - Well... 320 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:19,720 - And that's how much it costs. - Yeah, not much less. 321 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,960 Well, yeah, it's... It's an investment in my future. 322 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,920 Mm-hm. 323 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,720 Oh, OK. Let's just go ahead with it. 324 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,600 Erm, can you punch that in? 325 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:45,520 - Destined for high office? - Yeah, that's what she said. 326 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:49,320 Doesn't come without price, though. It's like being in the Mafia. 327 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,560 I probably have to do something horrible 328 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,600 with a horse's head to prove my bones. 329 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,550 That doesn't mean you have to whack two of your colleagues. 330 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,720 The fat is eating into the bottom line. 331 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,040 You gotta do what you gotta do. 332 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:04,640 - You're already talking like senior management. - Mm, think so? 333 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,480 It wasn't a compliment, Jen. 334 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,640 Look, I don't want you to be part of this. 335 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,280 Look, if I don't fire them, somebody else will. 336 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,790 Then they'll be destined for flipping high office. 337 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,160 Yes, but at least you'll still have your soul. 338 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,360 Question is, who gets the bullet? 339 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,480 First choice is easy. Meg. 340 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:30,000 Been with the firm five years, as clueless as the day she arrived. 341 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,920 There's Jeremy. 342 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,600 He's a bit pointless, but shows promise. 343 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,040 Lynn? Nah. 344 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,040 Can't be her. Big hit with the fellas. 345 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:43,960 Then there's Tracey, slack, sloppy and shit. 346 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:48,400 Jen! No, no, no! 347 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,760 - She's your friend. - It's business. 348 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:56,600 - But she's in a wheelchair. - So? - So that's discrimination. 349 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,600 No, it's not. 350 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,920 Listen, Tracey has always insisted on being treated equally. 351 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,680 - That's what I'm doing. - She might never work again. 352 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,400 Should have done her job better, then, shouldn't she? 353 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,720 All this power... 354 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,560 .. making me feel a bit Sexy Suzy. 355 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,760 - Oh, look, come on, Jen... No. - No? - I'm serious. 356 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,640 For your sake I won't allow you to fire Tracey. 357 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,520 How exactly do you propose to stop me? 358 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,600 Well, if you can assure me that Tracey's job is safe, 359 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:32,320 then, and only then, will I be prepared... 360 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,640 .. to satisfy your carnal desires. 361 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,520 Goodnight. 362 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:49,160 - All right, chaps? - Oh, my God. Look at you. 363 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,640 I thought I'd debut my new image. What do you think? 364 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:54,120 Well, it's gonna be wasted on this lot. 365 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,240 - What are we doing here? - Come on. 366 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,960 He told me he wanted help shifting the furniture. 367 00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:03,430 We've been going over this for two days and I'm very busy. 368 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,430 So unless you have any other questions... 369 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,880 You have other authors you're working with? 370 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,670 Well, I intend to. But at the moment I'm focusing on Bridie. 371 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,800 - All your eggs in one basket. - Golden eggs. 372 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,750 So long as she keeps laying. If she doesn't, we're in trouble. 373 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,880 Do you know what? I really need to get on. 374 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,680 How long until her second novel is published? 375 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:24,200 - Er, well, we're working on that. - Oh. What's it called? 376 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,520 - The title? - I believe that's the technical term. 377 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,520 We're working on that, too. Excuse me one minute. 378 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,160 I just have to look at something. 379 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,160 Ramona, Ramona. 380 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:41,000 - Put this call through to me now, OK? - Huh? What call? 381 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,480 That call through to me now. 382 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,160 OK, what were we saying? 383 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,440 - The title of Bridie's new book. - Oh, yes. 384 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,560 Oh, sorry. 385 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,440 - Karen Marsden. - Karen, I don't understand. 386 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,240 (It's the Frankfurt Book Fair.) 387 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,560 Elke! Hi. How are you doing? Great to hear you. 388 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,360 - Elke? - Hang on a minute. 389 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:04,520 (She tends to go on a bit, so can we continue this another time?) 390 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,560 - Hello? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm still here. 391 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,760 You can see yourself out, can't you, Benjamin? 392 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,680 Hi, yeah. How's Helmut? 393 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,160 - Who's Helmut? - Yeah, and little Klaus? 394 00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:22,760 God almighty. 395 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,680 Paloma? Er, no, it's Ramona, isn't it? 396 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,680 - Yeah. - Tell me, Bridie's new book... 397 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:32,480 - Ah, she start writing it! - Start? Don't you mean finish? 398 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:38,200 Ugh! My English. He is not very good. 399 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,640 No. But he's not that bad. 400 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:51,080 Arsehole. Thank God for that. He was doing my head in! 401 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,320 Oh! 402 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,240 It would not be wise to play me for a fool. 403 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,160 Call me with a publication date, 404 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,640 and if you don't want this partnership dissolved, 405 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,120 it had better be soon... publication, that is. 406 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,840 I'll be back tomorrow. 407 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,280 Nobody wants to dance with me. 408 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:30,260 Reminds me of our old disco days, sitting on the sidelines. 409 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,880 That was you. I was in the middle doing my stuff. 410 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:37,200 - I bet those two aren't even lesbians. - Why don't you just cheer up, eh? 411 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,120 This is about Tina moving in. 412 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,390 Jenny suspected there'd be teething trouble. 413 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,280 She's quite perspicacious, isn't she? 414 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,440 Well, if that means 'meddlesome', then yes. 415 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,800 - I just don't understand her. - Who, Jenny? - Tina! 416 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,440 You know, one minute she doesn't want children, 417 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,840 the next minute she does, or maybe she doesn't. 418 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,400 Bloody women, eh? 419 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:03,240 - God, how many sugars are in that? - Three, usually. - Jesus. 420 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,640 You've just got your wires crossed, that's all. 421 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,960 It's just the stress of setting up house. 422 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,680 You know, it's not easy, especially when you're older. 423 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,790 You're used to having things a certain way. 424 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,230 But having a third person around, that can't help. 425 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,120 - It's not Matt's fault. - I meant David. 426 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,560 Maybe you ought to send him on his way. 427 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:28,600 - Mm. Can I have a second glass? - You already did. 428 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,360 You're not gonna get much done if you're half-pissed. 429 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,760 I don't intend to be half-pissed. 430 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:40,000 Bridie, this won't do. When do you think you might deliver? 431 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,950 God, do you understand anything about the writing process? 432 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,910 I know how scary it can be, particularly on the back of a success. 433 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,790 You know nothing. The most you've written is a shopping list. 434 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,440 - OK, that's enough. She doesn't want that. - Yes, I do. 435 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,520 Take it away. 436 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,920 I want to see everything you've written. 437 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,600 - You won't like it. - Where's the rest of it? 438 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,480 - That's all I'm happy with. - What do you mean, that's all? 439 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,200 Bridie, you've had months. 440 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,430 I've got 300 pages but it's all over the place. 441 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,380 I'm not even sure it's all the same story. 442 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,800 OK. Calm down, OK. I'm gonna read everything you've written, 443 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:24,600 all 300 pages of it, and then we're gonna see where we stand. 444 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:28,160 - I'm just up to my ears in shit! - I'm sure that's not true. 445 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,400 I hope it isn't, or I'm even deeper in it. 446 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,200 You move so gracefully. 447 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,360 - And you dress so well. - Thank you, Vera. 448 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,520 Are you by any chance a homosexual? 449 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:46,080 - I was hoping to impress the ladies. - Oh, you have. 450 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,480 If I hadn't had both hips replaced, you'd have no say in the matter. 451 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,680 I can't believe you don't have admirers. 452 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,480 Well, I have recently met someone. 453 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,120 And my daughters think she might be interested. 454 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,960 Ooh, well, I'm sure she is. 455 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,600 - So why do I sense some reticence? - (She's married.) 456 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,240 Oh, well, that's their look-out, not yours. 457 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,680 That was always my attitude 458 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:16,000 whenever some handsome young fellow made eyes at me. 459 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,160 And what did your husband say to that? 460 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,380 Oh, David. 461 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,960 He didn't know. 462 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,760 Don't be old and have regrets, David. 463 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:29,040 Life's too short to care about convention. 464 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,440 Peter, would you care for the next dance? 465 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,680 Vera, I would be delighted. 466 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:43,880 Unbelievable. 467 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:51,560 So, Len Goodman, have you found anywhere else to live yet? 468 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,440 - I haven't started looking. - Would you mind? 469 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,840 Of course, of course. 470 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,400 It was very good of you to have me there at all. 471 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,280 Oh, no rush. End of the week should be fine. 472 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,600 Thanks for coming, team. 473 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:23,360 As instructed, I have completed my investigation. 474 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:27,000 Now it just remains for me to apportion blame, I'm afraid. 475 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:31,000 Do we have to? I mean, it could have just been an accident, couldn't it? 476 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:35,720 Actually, the food ordered at the hotel was of the highest quality, 477 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,390 which is all credit to the person who chose the menu. 478 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,920 Well, that was me. 479 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,680 Or would be, if we hadn't served Carpaccio 480 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,320 at a conference for vegetarians. 481 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,240 - Well, I wasn't to know... - Vegetarians don't eat meat? 482 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,680 .. what Carpaccio is. I thought it was a cold vegetable soup. 483 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,800 - Yeah, that's gazpacho. - They sound very similar. 484 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,160 Look, it was an honest mistake. 485 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:03,160 That caused nausea and threats to sue. 486 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,800 Which is why I have no alternative 487 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:12,120 than to say that for you, Tracey, this is the end of the process. 488 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,560 You're fired. 489 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:19,240 - You fired Tracey? - No! 490 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:23,560 Well, briefly. I was only messing with her. 491 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,400 Oh, wait, wait! You're not fired. 492 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,640 I'm making you redundant instead. 493 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:39,080 Well, I'm sure that made her feel a whole lot better. 494 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,840 Not really, no. Although it should have done. 495 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,280 I mean, that way she serves a notice and gets a payoff. 496 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:49,360 - I didn't have to do that. I only did it cos I care. - Care? 497 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,520 Caring's what I do. 498 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,320 Looking after the sick and the vulnerable. 499 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,400 I'm not sure if you know the meaning of the word any more. 500 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:11,640 ♪ Do you get high..... 501 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,760 - Hey, son. Can I come in? - Yeah. 502 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,560 Don't really know how to say this, but... 503 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,360 .. would it upset you if Tina and I were to try for a baby? 504 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,080 - Well, imagining it does. - No, no. I mean... 505 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,520 .. how would you feel if you had a half-brother or -sister? 506 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,600 A half-sibling? 507 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,840 I don't know. 508 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,760 - Might be a bit weird. - Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 509 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,760 Why? 510 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,120 Well... 511 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,320 - You're a bit old. - Thank you. 512 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,280 Does Tina want a baby? 513 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,800 - I don't know, to be honest. - Shouldn't you ask her? 514 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,040 You'd think it would be simple. I've tried. 515 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:19,040 But women, they can be very complicated creatures. 516 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:22,430 Sometimes it's like they're speaking an entirely different language. 517 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,120 - Swahili. - Have you thought of learning Swahili? 518 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,720 - I'm speaking figuratively, Matthew. - So am I. 519 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,840 What I mean is 520 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:33,000 maybe you need to look beyond the words, 521 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,480 and try a little harder to discern their meaning. 522 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,520 Hm. Interesting. 523 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,080 - You're 16, right? - And a half. 524 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,920 Must be a good school. 525 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,440 - My mum's genes. - Your Dad's looks. 526 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,360 Thanks, mate. 527 00:31:02,540 --> 00:31:03,740 I'll get it, shall I? 528 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,120 Come on, move. 529 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,910 Do you fancy coming for dinner one night, David? 530 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,000 Thank you. Yes, yes, I'd love to. 531 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,720 - Can you cook? - Huh? - I don't have time. 532 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,920 - I gave the girls beans on toast the other night. - Yeah, sure. 533 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:24,080 I could help you out. Actually, I've got a favour to ask you. 534 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,600 You see, Adam's kicking me out at the end of the week. 535 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:32,080 And I just wondered, whilst I'm looking for something long-term 536 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,200 and, er, you know, while Josh is away at university, if... 537 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,040 So... 538 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,800 - .. on the subject of babies... - Mm. 539 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,680 I'm not gonna ask you again. 540 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,040 I know it's complicated. 541 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:04,440 It's 15 years since Rachel died. It's only six since you lost Liam. 542 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,800 You're still raw. 543 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,520 In time you'll decide one way or another, 544 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,840 and then you'll let me know. 545 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,880 I have decided. 546 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,200 I would like a baby with you. 547 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,840 Really? 548 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,640 If you still want to. 549 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,240 - You don't think I'm too old? - Mm, getting there. 550 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,400 Well, there's no time like the present. 551 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,620 - Brace yourself, Bridget. - No. 552 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,280 I don't mean right now. 553 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,440 Just in time. 554 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,280 Look, we can't leave it too long. 555 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:57,120 I mean, you know, I'm pushing 50. You're closing in on 40. 556 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,640 Eh, not as fast as you're nearing 50. 557 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,840 Cheeky bastard. 558 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:08,440 Well, maybe we should just leave it to chance, eh? 559 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:13,200 Not try for a baby, not 'not try' for one. 560 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,440 Isn't that the same thing? 561 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,240 Possibly. 562 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,680 Is that what you'd like to do? 563 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,120 Yes. 564 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,240 But only if you want to. 565 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,240 (OK.) 566 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,200 - David. - Nikki. 567 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,200 Lovely to see... Oh, the shirt. 568 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,840 Yes, yes. You suggested it might suit me. 569 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:17,360 - I was right. - Good. 570 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,760 Thank you. Erm, I hope I haven't been too presumptuous. 571 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,760 - It's a bit early. - Oh, it's never too early for champagne. 572 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:28,480 - What shall we drink to? - What would you like to drink to? 573 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:34,600 Let's drink to us. To, erm, a mutually beneficial relationship. 574 00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:39,080 May my husband never find out. 575 00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:41,800 Right. 576 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:47,240 - So, let's get down to it, shall we? - Can't we finish our drinks? 577 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,440 - Well, we can do both at the same time, can't we? - Huh? 578 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,640 It's not like anybody's gonna be watching. 579 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,920 This is about your finances. 580 00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,040 Salting money away where George can't find it. What...? 581 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,240 Now, you mentioned unit trusts. 582 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,000 Do you happen to have the application forms with you? 583 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,800 By complete stroke of luck, I have. Let's sit down somewhere, shall we? 584 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,040 You're avoiding me, missus. 585 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,520 - Clearly not. - You are, though. You don't stop for a chat any more. 586 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,320 You duck out of meetings that I am in. I mean... 587 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:32,360 I can't talk about it. Not here. 588 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,040 Oh. 589 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,200 OK, well, look, do you want to meet for a drink after work? 590 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,280 Pub across the road? 591 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,240 - OK. - OK. 592 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,800 Thank you, David. I, er... 593 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,920 I really appreciate your help and your discretion. 594 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,920 Absolutely, Nikki. 595 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,680 Absolutely. 596 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,520 Hi, Tracey. 597 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,120 You all right, Pete? Good to see you. 598 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,680 Erm, Jenny's not here. 599 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,480 Head office, most like. 600 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:35,160 Well, it wasn't her I came to see. Do you have a minute? 601 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:38,520 In a couple of weeks I'll have more time than I know what to do with. 602 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,360 Yeah, about that... 603 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:45,760 So, is it, er, you know, any good? Any good? 604 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,120 Well, you could always read it yourself. 605 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,800 I'll defer to your judgment. 606 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,600 Thank you, Benjamin. 607 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:57,040 The answer is no, it's not good. 608 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,880 It needs re-writing, re-structuring, more re-writing. 609 00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:02,720 But then it will be every bit as good as The Deep End. 610 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,680 So, when will it be ready? 611 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,000 Oh, the question you really want answered. 612 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,600 - I'll get it! - That depends on Bridie, doesn't it? 613 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,830 But I am confident that we could make publication by Christmas. 614 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,720 That's what I need to hear. 615 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,360 Er, Mum... 616 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,320 - your author's here. - Ah, the golden-egg-layer. 617 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:27,240 - I finally meet her. - Well, invite her in. 618 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:33,800 Excuse me, Benjamin. 619 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,080 Oh, my God, what's happened? Bridie? 620 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,040 For God's sake. 621 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,400 Oh, I'm a fraud, Karen. 622 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,440 I'm Emily Bronte. 623 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,600 Mary Wollstonecraft. Harper Lee. 624 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,400 - What's she on about? - One-hit wonders. - She has a high opinion of herself. 625 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,360 - I have nothing left to give. - Oh! 626 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:03,400 - She got that wrong. - Come, Ramona, help me get her up. 627 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,080 Come on. 628 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,240 Olivia? What's wrong? 629 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,560 Ramona, come on. Help me get her to the bathroom. 630 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,320 Ellie, will you make some coffee, please? Oh, come on. 631 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,200 - By Christmas. - Oh, my God. 632 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:27,040 - Oh, come on, Bridie. - Ugh. - Up you go. 633 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,320 Jen, thank you so much. 634 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,160 You're welcome. What for? 635 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:36,160 Oh. Oh, I see. Best pretend you don't know. 636 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,240 Yeah, that's what I'm doing. What are we talking about? 637 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,680 The job Pete's found me. It's perfect. 638 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,080 The one at his care home. 639 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,720 Easy hours, nice warm office, and a clientele that's mostly medicated. 640 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,520 - I can't thank you enough! - Yeah, that's OK. 641 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,190 To be honest, I thought you were hanging me out to dry. 642 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:55,920 'Bitch,' I thought. But Pete said you're not like that. 643 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,240 You wouldn't turn your back on a friend. 644 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,680 Here you go. Got us doubles. It's happy hour. 645 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:14,400 For the next hour-and-a-half. No need to rush. 646 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,080 So, you really don't know where you know me from, do you? 647 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,960 I thought it had to be the company website. 648 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,320 You used to live in the centre of town. 649 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,640 - Spring Gardens, yeah. - I came to your apartment block. 650 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:27,760 We met in your hallway about a year ago. 651 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:31,680 - Hello, can I help you? - I'm looking for a woman. 652 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,400 She's having an affair with my husband. 653 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,480 Oh, my God, that was you. 654 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:44,000 - You remember, then? - Of course. 655 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:49,560 You pretended she was your wife to throw me off the scent. 656 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,520 It worked. 657 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:57,040 It was only later I found out that he was with her. 658 00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,920 Tina. 659 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:05,360 So, it's probably best I don't come round for dinner. 660 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,160 Don't you think? 661 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,160 Karen, I've been such a bitch to you. 662 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:21,200 - Not that bad. - You haven't read my last interview. 663 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,000 Oh. 664 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,680 Mum? 665 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,360 I didn't mean any of it. 666 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,000 But everyone keeps telling me I'm brilliant. 667 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,000 Second album syndrome. Don't worry about it. 668 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,920 We'll get through it, OK? 669 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,000 But you are gonna have to look at your drinking and partying. 670 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,080 And the drugs. 671 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,400 It's when I'm alone... 672 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,040 .. the fear really kicks in. 673 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,680 Hiya. 674 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,360 How was your day? 675 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:20,800 Tracey told me what you've done. 676 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,200 - Thank you, Pete. - I didn't do it for you. 677 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,640 I know you didn't. 678 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,640 Thank you anyway. 679 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:36,160 Listen, I'm not going to apologise for something I just don't feel... 680 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:41,960 I don't want you to apologise because it would be insincere. 681 00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,640 - Jen, I know you wanted to impress your boss. - Oh. 682 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,800 But to do it at the expense of a friend, 683 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,200 especially when I begged you not to do it... 684 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:54,080 I think we both know where your priorities lie, eh? 685 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:59,160 I think you better go and tell the kids that their dinner's almost ready. 686 00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,600 But, Karen, I've been counting on you. 687 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,680 Look, I'm sorry, David, but I've gotta put Bridie in Josh's room. 688 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,520 - You've still got a few days to find somewhere. - Sure. Sure. 689 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,600 Bye, David. 690 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,760 Adam, this is the third estate agent I've been to today. 691 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,360 Seriously, cos I'm looking at properties now and... 692 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:38,240 - I mean, there's really nothing I can... - Well, there's no need. 693 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,280 - Tina's taken pity on you. - I'm sorry, she's what? 694 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,160 She says while the nursery's free you might as well use it. 695 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:46,600 - Oh, that's... - It's only a stay of execution, mind. 696 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,440 At some point we might need that room for someone else. 697 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:53,760 - Of course, yes. Thank you. Both of you. Thank you. - Hm. 698 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,560 - Mr David Marsden? - Yes? 699 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,790 My employer wondered whether he might have a conversation with you. 700 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,360 - You come highly recommended. - Oh, that's very nice. 701 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:05,160 - Why doesn't he give me a call? - He'd prefer a face-to-face 702 00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:08,920 - due to the sensitivity of the matter. - Right. 703 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,440 - He's free now if you have the time. - Er, yes, I have the time. 704 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,240 But I... I don't have my car. 705 00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,360 That's all right. I can give you a lift. 706 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,360 Oh, that makes it easy. 707 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,320 I didn't catch your employer's name. 708 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:28,380 Hello. David Marsden. 709 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,800 Should you not have gone by now? 710 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:02,520 - Can I talk to you about something? - Ah, the day finally dawns 711 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,680 when the youth seeks his father's counsel, 712 00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:07,800 hoping that the elder's wisdom can assist and sustain him 713 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,360 through the myriad challenges that lie in wait 714 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:13,560 upon this arduous journey that we call life. 715 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,640 Olivia is pregnant. 716 00:44:19,305 --> 00:44:25,869 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 58661

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