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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,106 --> 00:00:27,452 Hey. Hey, honey. 2 00:00:27,453 --> 00:00:31,160 Do you remember that you asked me to get you 3 00:00:31,162 --> 00:00:34,381 ELO tickets? Hmm? 4 00:00:34,382 --> 00:00:38,472 So annoying people can't recycle. 5 00:00:38,473 --> 00:00:41,579 Like, what the actual fuck? 6 00:00:42,525 --> 00:00:45,305 Okay, so, do you not want to go anymore? 7 00:00:45,306 --> 00:00:47,394 Mom, I'm in the middle of something. 8 00:00:47,395 --> 00:00:50,746 Okay, so what night would you like to go? 9 00:00:50,747 --> 00:00:52,835 What are you talking about? 10 00:00:52,836 --> 00:00:54,729 Hey. Mm-hmm. 11 00:00:58,479 --> 00:01:00,190 Yeah, what time? 12 00:01:00,191 --> 00:01:02,339 Uh-huh. 13 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:13,854 Mom! Mom! 14 00:01:15,870 --> 00:01:17,200 Mom! 15 00:01:25,673 --> 00:01:27,943 Yes? H-How may I help you? 16 00:01:28,725 --> 00:01:30,353 I'm going to Melrose with Jason. 17 00:01:30,354 --> 00:01:33,550 Do you have any money so I can get... lunch or something? 18 00:01:36,902 --> 00:01:39,802 Okay. Frankie. 19 00:01:40,514 --> 00:01:43,755 I was trying to be nice by getting you tickets to a show 20 00:01:43,756 --> 00:01:46,714 that you begged me to get you tickets for. 21 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:49,057 Then you were rude, and then, 22 00:01:49,058 --> 00:01:52,798 you ask me for money without even apologizing. 23 00:01:52,799 --> 00:01:54,489 Do you think that's a fair assessment 24 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,072 of what just happened? 25 00:01:58,913 --> 00:02:02,112 Frankie, this is where you say, 26 00:02:02,113 --> 00:02:06,038 "Mom, I'm sorry for being a little dick, 27 00:02:06,039 --> 00:02:09,041 and I really appreciate you getting me the tickets 28 00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:10,912 and taking the time. 29 00:02:10,913 --> 00:02:13,031 Also, may I please 30 00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:15,075 have some spending money?" 31 00:02:16,015 --> 00:02:18,073 Fine. Don't give me the money. 32 00:02:18,074 --> 00:02:19,791 I'll get some weirdo to buy me lunch 33 00:02:19,792 --> 00:02:21,117 and maybe he'll traffic me 34 00:02:21,118 --> 00:02:23,341 and you can live with that for the rest of your life. 35 00:02:33,371 --> 00:02:37,041 Mom. Mom, I'm trapped. Mom? 36 00:02:37,042 --> 00:02:38,766 Mom, are you out there? 37 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:40,377 Mom, let me out. 38 00:02:40,378 --> 00:02:41,967 Mom! I can't get out! 39 00:02:43,715 --> 00:02:48,939 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 40 00:03:01,088 --> 00:03:03,159 Hi. Oh. 41 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,689 Hi, Sam. Thanks for the marinated ribs last Tuesday. 42 00:03:06,690 --> 00:03:10,233 Um, oh, God. So embarrassing. 43 00:03:10,234 --> 00:03:13,192 You didn't have to bringthe truck. I mean, is this okay? 44 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,347 Is it out of bounds 45 00:03:14,348 --> 00:03:16,195 to call you guys for something like this? 46 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,028 No, it's standard procedure, it's what we're here for. 47 00:03:18,029 --> 00:03:20,069 You won't believe the things people call us about. 48 00:03:20,070 --> 00:03:21,310 Right, Cap? 49 00:03:22,192 --> 00:03:24,769 All right. Come on through. 50 00:03:24,770 --> 00:03:27,903 I'll show you where the emergency is. 51 00:03:27,904 --> 00:03:30,276 It's Frankie's room. Thank you. 52 00:03:37,109 --> 00:03:39,956 Hi. Sorry. Thanks. 53 00:03:39,957 --> 00:03:42,679 My pleasure. Must've been the wind, huh? 54 00:03:43,195 --> 00:03:45,155 Seems to have been slammed pretty hard. 55 00:03:45,735 --> 00:03:49,043 These old doors, they get stuck all the time. 56 00:03:50,293 --> 00:03:54,167 - Okay. You're free. - Thanks, guys. 57 00:03:54,168 --> 00:03:56,776 - Bye, now. - Take care. 58 00:03:56,777 --> 00:03:58,001 Happy Mother's Day. 59 00:04:01,101 --> 00:04:02,576 You're welcome! 60 00:04:04,875 --> 00:04:07,878 Ugh. 61 00:04:14,142 --> 00:04:16,844 Okay. 62 00:04:41,086 --> 00:04:44,176 And so it begins. Come on, Chewy. 63 00:04:53,359 --> 00:04:55,729 Okay. 64 00:04:55,730 --> 00:05:00,647 "Pour half of the MiraLAX solution... 65 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:04,347 "the water... Mix until 66 00:05:04,348 --> 00:05:06,914 it is dissolved completely." 67 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:08,939 Blah, blah, blah. 68 00:05:16,036 --> 00:05:19,905 "Mix with any clear liquid, 69 00:05:19,906 --> 00:05:21,387 not red." 70 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:57,357 Hello. Hi, Dr. Santoro. 71 00:05:57,358 --> 00:05:59,925 Hi, Sam, how are you doing? 72 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:01,665 Thank you for calling me back. 73 00:06:01,666 --> 00:06:04,146 I'm sorry to bother you. I didn't mean to disturb you. 74 00:06:04,147 --> 00:06:06,321 - Am I disturbing you? - It's fine. 75 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:10,045 My daughter is visiting me from out of town. 76 00:06:10,046 --> 00:06:12,372 So, how are you doing? 77 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:14,635 - Any movement? - Nope. 78 00:06:14,636 --> 00:06:18,465 There's no movement yet. Nothing, no poop, no caca. 79 00:06:18,466 --> 00:06:19,814 It'll come. 80 00:06:19,815 --> 00:06:21,971 You have to push liquids for now. 81 00:06:21,972 --> 00:06:24,123 Ha! Field of Dreams. 82 00:06:24,124 --> 00:06:26,473 If you push them, shit will come. 83 00:06:26,474 --> 00:06:28,475 Sam. 84 00:06:28,476 --> 00:06:30,598 You're wonderful. 85 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:32,174 Thank you so much, Dr. Santoro. 86 00:06:32,175 --> 00:06:34,173 I'll see you tomorrow for my big opening! 87 00:06:34,174 --> 00:06:37,088 Have a good night, Sam. 88 00:06:37,089 --> 00:06:38,982 See you tomorrow. 89 00:06:38,983 --> 00:06:42,271 D... 90 00:06:42,272 --> 00:06:44,139 Oh my God. 91 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:46,557 This woman is crazy. But I love her. 92 00:06:47,843 --> 00:06:49,496 Oh, wait. 93 00:06:49,497 --> 00:06:52,130 Here we go. 94 00:06:54,263 --> 00:06:57,222 Nope. Nothing. 95 00:07:01,226 --> 00:07:04,076 "A sheepdog had not a good master, 96 00:07:04,077 --> 00:07:07,482 "but, on the contrary, one who let him suffer hunger. 97 00:07:07,483 --> 00:07:10,299 "As he could stay no longer with him, 98 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,214 - he went quite sadly..." - Oh. 99 00:07:12,215 --> 00:07:13,955 Oh. 100 00:07:13,956 --> 00:07:15,217 Honey? Honey? 101 00:07:15,218 --> 00:07:16,958 I love you. I love you. 102 00:07:16,959 --> 00:07:18,786 Good night. Mm! 103 00:07:18,787 --> 00:07:20,222 I love you. Finish the book. 104 00:07:20,223 --> 00:07:21,963 I love you. Honey, honey. 105 00:07:21,964 --> 00:07:24,444 Mommy's got to go to her own toilet now. 106 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:25,749 Mom? 107 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:27,273 You're scaring me. 108 00:07:34,607 --> 00:07:37,152 I put extra toilet paper in the bathroom for you, Mom. 109 00:07:39,895 --> 00:07:42,766 And don't forget to put Vaselineon your butthole. 110 00:07:42,767 --> 00:07:44,333 Love you. 111 00:07:52,734 --> 00:07:54,801 Okay, I'm gonna leave them out here. 112 00:08:11,818 --> 00:08:13,536 Yes. 113 00:08:13,537 --> 00:08:14,952 Ooh! 114 00:08:24,353 --> 00:08:27,159 Oh, my God. 115 00:08:45,308 --> 00:08:47,092 No, no, no. 116 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,224 Shoo! Shoo! Out. 117 00:09:59,347 --> 00:10:02,744 But I love nursing still, 'cause I get to be of service. 118 00:10:02,745 --> 00:10:06,748 Yeah. I hear it's harderto be a nurse than be a doctor. 119 00:10:06,749 --> 00:10:08,707 One hundo-P. 120 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,906 Right this way, ma'am. 121 00:10:12,603 --> 00:10:14,582 - After you. - Thank you. 122 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:15,757 Hi, ladies. 123 00:10:15,758 --> 00:10:16,932 - Hi. - Hi. 124 00:10:16,933 --> 00:10:18,499 How's everything? 125 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,719 - Good. How are you? - Good. Good. Thank you. 126 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,808 Oh, you're gonna put an I.V. in, huh? 127 00:10:22,809 --> 00:10:23,745 Yeah. 128 00:10:25,398 --> 00:10:27,073 Okay. 129 00:10:29,206 --> 00:10:30,903 You're okay. 130 00:10:30,904 --> 00:10:32,644 You're okay. 131 00:10:32,645 --> 00:10:34,384 - You're okay. - You're okay. 132 00:10:34,385 --> 00:10:35,864 - You're totally okay. - You're okay. 133 00:10:35,865 --> 00:10:37,997 You're so okay. 134 00:10:37,998 --> 00:10:39,868 - You're okay. - You... 135 00:10:39,869 --> 00:10:41,217 Thank you. 136 00:10:41,218 --> 00:10:42,958 - That was good. - Good. 137 00:10:44,874 --> 00:10:47,659 Ah. Farsi... 138 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:49,748 Um, no. 139 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:53,099 I wish I spoke more Farsi, but I really like it a lot. 140 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:54,796 I have... I have a lot of deusts. 141 00:10:54,797 --> 00:10:58,321 My family and I celebrate Chaharshanbe Suri every year. 142 00:10:58,322 --> 00:10:59,758 Ah, how cool. Chaharshanbe Suri... 143 00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:07,113 - Exactly. - Huh? 144 00:11:08,637 --> 00:11:10,246 Okay. You did great. 145 00:11:10,247 --> 00:11:12,684 You did great. 146 00:11:12,685 --> 00:11:13,902 How do you say "thank you"? 147 00:11:13,903 --> 00:11:15,034 Say "merci." 148 00:11:15,035 --> 00:11:16,600 Oh, merci. I know. 149 00:11:16,601 --> 00:11:17,906 Merci. 150 00:11:17,907 --> 00:11:20,039 Your doctor's gonna be with you soon, okay? 151 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:20,909 Merci. 152 00:11:24,566 --> 00:11:25,827 She's so pretty. 153 00:11:25,828 --> 00:11:27,263 - I know. - Beautiful. 154 00:11:27,264 --> 00:11:29,788 - Gorgeous. The hair kills me. - Yeah. 155 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,790 Hi. 156 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:32,834 Hi. 157 00:11:32,835 --> 00:11:34,357 Hi. I'm Roy. 158 00:11:34,358 --> 00:11:35,924 I'm your nurse anesthetist. 159 00:11:35,925 --> 00:11:38,927 Tell me, are you allergic to eggs or soy? 160 00:11:38,928 --> 00:11:40,233 Why? Are you gonna cook for me? 161 00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:43,410 That's too funny. 162 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,673 No, those are in one of our solutions. 163 00:11:45,674 --> 00:11:48,850 No, I'm not allergic to those, but can you please arrange 164 00:11:48,851 --> 00:11:50,852 for a pleasant dream while I'm under? 165 00:11:50,853 --> 00:11:53,942 Oh, that's my specialty, dear. 166 00:11:53,943 --> 00:11:55,750 All right. 167 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,056 Cute. 168 00:12:01,059 --> 00:12:02,974 Okay, Nurse Roy. 169 00:12:04,019 --> 00:12:05,824 You'll have dreams about him. 170 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:07,826 Guess what my specialty is. 171 00:12:13,419 --> 00:12:15,007 Hi, Sam. 172 00:12:15,008 --> 00:12:16,748 Hi, Dr. Santoro. 173 00:12:16,749 --> 00:12:18,967 Please don't tear my butthole. 174 00:12:18,968 --> 00:12:22,101 You know I do a thousand of these a year, right? 175 00:12:22,102 --> 00:12:25,321 I don't know why you'd want to, but okay, if you say so. 176 00:12:25,322 --> 00:12:26,975 All right. 177 00:12:26,976 --> 00:12:30,001 Let's turn you on your left side, hmm? 178 00:12:32,699 --> 00:12:34,026 Is it happening? 179 00:12:34,027 --> 00:12:35,984 Am I on drugs yet? 180 00:12:35,985 --> 00:12:37,986 Not yet, dear. You'll know when. 181 00:12:37,987 --> 00:12:40,989 So, I tell all my creative people 182 00:12:40,990 --> 00:12:43,339 to think of something fabulous. 183 00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:46,908 Think of an idea, and your mind will go to incredible places. 184 00:12:46,909 --> 00:12:48,867 Think of something specific. 185 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:49,868 All right. 186 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,347 Go ahead, do me a favor. 187 00:12:51,348 --> 00:12:52,958 Count backwards from five. 188 00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:56,875 Okay. Five, four... 189 00:13:13,022 --> 00:13:16,372 - Mm. Mm. - Mm, mm. 190 00:13:16,373 --> 00:13:19,137 So good. Delicious. 191 00:13:26,993 --> 00:13:28,036 Yeah. Just take a big swig. 192 00:13:28,037 --> 00:13:29,908 A big swig. All the way. 193 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,997 Come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 194 00:13:40,963 --> 00:13:43,727 Mm! 195 00:14:10,079 --> 00:14:11,775 Sorry about that. 196 00:14:11,776 --> 00:14:13,626 No problem. 197 00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:16,824 Hi. You okay? 198 00:14:16,825 --> 00:14:18,826 - How you doing? - Did you hear that? 199 00:14:18,827 --> 00:14:21,089 You okay? 200 00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,178 - Yes. I'm great. - Hi. Hi. 201 00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:24,745 I want to go. I'm ready to go. 202 00:14:24,746 --> 00:14:26,051 - Can we go? Let's go. - Okay. 203 00:14:26,052 --> 00:14:27,182 Your-your phone has been blowing up. 204 00:14:27,183 --> 00:14:28,749 Max found an apartment in Hollywood, 205 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:30,577 and she needs you to put a deposit down 206 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,665 in, like, five minutes. 207 00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:32,971 What? Excuse me? 208 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:35,751 Please, I'm a little busy right now. 209 00:14:35,752 --> 00:14:37,192 - God. - Hi, Sam. How you feeling? 210 00:14:37,193 --> 00:14:38,977 Hi. Um, good. 211 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,761 Am... are we discharged? 212 00:14:40,762 --> 00:14:42,763 Well, I'm really glad we did this. 213 00:14:42,764 --> 00:14:44,211 Let me pull up a chair. 214 00:14:44,212 --> 00:14:46,131 Ohp. Oh. The chair slide. 215 00:14:46,132 --> 00:14:48,377 She's getting a chair. She's coming in close. 216 00:14:48,378 --> 00:14:50,771 - That's not good, Sunny. - It's okay. I'm right here. 217 00:14:50,772 --> 00:14:53,101 Okay. See this? 218 00:14:54,798 --> 00:14:56,429 That is a polyp. 219 00:14:56,430 --> 00:14:58,126 I have a polyp? 220 00:14:58,127 --> 00:14:59,649 Two of 'em. 221 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:00,999 Here and here. 222 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,652 - See it? - Mm-hmm. 223 00:15:04,046 --> 00:15:07,353 So I removed the polyps, and I tattooed both areas 224 00:15:07,354 --> 00:15:11,052 just so I know where they are next time I go back in there. 225 00:15:11,053 --> 00:15:13,402 - I have tattoos now. - Two of 'em. 226 00:15:13,403 --> 00:15:15,404 There was also another thing. 227 00:15:15,405 --> 00:15:19,495 See this red ridge that's up near your appendix? 228 00:15:19,496 --> 00:15:21,933 So I scraped that off, I took samples, 229 00:15:21,934 --> 00:15:24,370 I looked at it on a plate. 230 00:15:24,371 --> 00:15:26,894 It probably is nothing. 231 00:15:26,895 --> 00:15:30,637 - But it could be a malignant... - Wait, what? 232 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,160 ...polyp. 233 00:15:32,161 --> 00:15:33,640 - Mmm. - If it is, 234 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,294 it means that I would have to gothrough your bellybutton 235 00:15:35,295 --> 00:15:37,252 and remove it laparoscopically. 236 00:15:37,253 --> 00:15:41,039 Easily extricated and done in an outpatient procedure. 237 00:15:46,355 --> 00:15:47,711 Polyp. 238 00:15:48,391 --> 00:15:51,745 Polyp. Polyp is a funny word. 239 00:15:51,746 --> 00:15:54,052 I mean, not really so much in this instance, 240 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:57,185 pertaining to me, but... Polyp, though. 241 00:15:57,186 --> 00:16:00,188 Ps are funny. 242 00:16:00,189 --> 00:16:01,537 Oy. 243 00:16:01,538 --> 00:16:03,322 - Uh, can we go? - Can... Yeah. 244 00:16:03,323 --> 00:16:06,064 Because I really want to get my body over a toilet. 245 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:07,674 Ah, that's just air. 246 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,241 And yes, you can go. 247 00:16:09,242 --> 00:16:11,069 And have a glass of wine tonight. 248 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,331 You probably have some anxiety from all this. 249 00:16:14,035 --> 00:16:15,090 I don't. 250 00:16:15,091 --> 00:16:17,553 I mean, I didn't, but actually, now I do, 251 00:16:17,554 --> 00:16:19,991 and I really do have to poop. 252 00:16:19,992 --> 00:16:21,646 That's just air. 253 00:16:22,162 --> 00:16:23,516 I don't think so. 254 00:16:23,517 --> 00:16:25,344 I don't believe you. 255 00:16:25,345 --> 00:16:27,855 - I can't... this can't possibly... - Try to get... 256 00:16:29,479 --> 00:16:31,233 Oh. 257 00:16:31,234 --> 00:16:32,699 It was just air. 258 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,310 Sorry. 259 00:16:35,311 --> 00:16:37,138 Oh, God. 260 00:16:37,139 --> 00:16:38,531 - That's better. - Whoo! 261 00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:41,122 - Yeah. - Thanks, Dr. Santoro. 262 00:16:43,232 --> 00:16:44,537 In future, Sam: 263 00:16:44,538 --> 00:16:47,322 no tampons, no Q-tips, no Kleenex, nothing. 264 00:16:47,323 --> 00:16:48,454 Only caca. 265 00:16:48,455 --> 00:16:50,021 We know that, Lev. 266 00:16:50,022 --> 00:16:52,284 We only put caca in the toilets here. 267 00:16:52,285 --> 00:16:54,721 Four ladies in the house cannot have such big caca. 268 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:55,896 Impossible. 269 00:16:55,897 --> 00:16:57,115 You don't know these ladies 270 00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,182 and you don't know our cacas. 271 00:16:59,357 --> 00:17:01,336 Oh. Oh, here's the nice soap. 272 00:17:01,337 --> 00:17:02,337 Ah, of course. 273 00:17:02,338 --> 00:17:04,905 Yes. 274 00:17:04,906 --> 00:17:07,386 Plus, I need to replace this toilet, it's old. 275 00:17:07,387 --> 00:17:09,127 You need more horsepower. 276 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,912 Exactly. I'm tired of plunging it. 277 00:17:11,913 --> 00:17:13,914 - How much you want to spend? - I don't care. 278 00:17:13,915 --> 00:17:16,743 I just want one that is never gonna clog on me again. 279 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,397 Okay. 280 00:17:18,398 --> 00:17:20,138 If you have YouTube, I have toilet for you. 281 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,139 I can show you. 282 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,141 Oh. 283 00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:24,643 Okay. 284 00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:29,083 Okay. 285 00:17:31,302 --> 00:17:36,067 Ah, just... put this right there. 286 00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:38,213 Okay, this is Bentley of toilets. 287 00:17:38,214 --> 00:17:40,332 They have in prisons so criminals cannot flood cells. 288 00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,959 Oh, my God! Lev! 289 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,016 Yes! 290 00:17:44,017 --> 00:17:45,511 That's the one! 291 00:17:45,512 --> 00:17:47,295 Amazing, right? Keep watching. 292 00:17:47,296 --> 00:17:50,191 Are those golf balls? 293 00:17:52,181 --> 00:17:54,389 I love this thing! 294 00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:57,000 If you want, you can flush a small dog 295 00:17:57,001 --> 00:17:58,567 or even a kilo of cocaine. 296 00:17:58,568 --> 00:18:00,249 I want it. 297 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:01,396 I want it. Seriously. 298 00:18:01,397 --> 00:18:02,789 When can I get one? 299 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,335 - I can get one for you and install. - Thank you. 300 00:18:05,336 --> 00:18:07,753 Uh, tonight I go to Torrance, and I pick up toilets 301 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,361 and install for you tomorrow. 302 00:18:09,362 --> 00:18:10,536 You're amazing. 303 00:18:10,537 --> 00:18:12,451 High-five, then. 304 00:18:12,452 --> 00:18:14,975 Oh. Lev, you know I can't... 305 00:18:14,976 --> 00:18:16,019 No offense. 306 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:18,001 - Ah. Uh... None taken. - Yeah. 307 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,184 So, this is it. 308 00:18:26,185 --> 00:18:27,751 The last session. 309 00:18:27,752 --> 00:18:29,056 Yep. 310 00:18:30,418 --> 00:18:32,420 How do you feel about that? 311 00:18:33,214 --> 00:18:35,933 I don't know, Doc. How do you feel about it? 312 00:18:35,934 --> 00:18:38,292 I don't know, Ms. Fox, how do you feel about it? 313 00:18:40,004 --> 00:18:42,993 I feel like... 314 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,326 Xanax tonight? 315 00:18:45,327 --> 00:18:47,096 Hey. 316 00:18:47,097 --> 00:18:51,166 My prescription was for sleep, anxiety and four sessions. 317 00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:52,188 Ding. 318 00:18:52,189 --> 00:18:53,951 Look, uh... 319 00:18:53,952 --> 00:18:55,692 Uh, these sessions... 320 00:18:55,693 --> 00:18:57,615 I-It's kind of... 321 00:18:58,406 --> 00:19:00,958 Well, it's not kind of, it's really not okay. 322 00:19:00,959 --> 00:19:02,438 Why? 323 00:19:02,439 --> 00:19:06,224 - It isn't therapy, Sam. And... - Yes, it is. 324 00:19:06,225 --> 00:19:09,314 I'm sitting here talking, you're listening... 325 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,938 This is therapy. If this isn't therapy, what is it? 326 00:19:11,939 --> 00:19:14,588 But you're not talking, Sam. You're not. 327 00:19:14,589 --> 00:19:17,235 And maybe you would have openedup to some other therapist 328 00:19:17,236 --> 00:19:18,932 who doesn't have a past with you. 329 00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:20,499 I should have referred you out, 330 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,675 I really, really should have. 331 00:19:22,676 --> 00:19:24,212 Hippocratic oath and shit. 332 00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:25,939 Why didn't you and shit? 333 00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:27,312 Why didn't I? 334 00:19:28,786 --> 00:19:29,981 That's a good question. 335 00:19:30,748 --> 00:19:32,328 That's a good... Well, why didn't I? 336 00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:35,688 Well, I guess because I wanted to see you again. 337 00:19:35,689 --> 00:19:39,080 And I really wasn't thinking about anything else. 338 00:19:39,082 --> 00:19:42,176 And to think I opened up all my traumas to you. 339 00:19:42,178 --> 00:19:44,523 You didn't open up anything to me. 340 00:19:44,524 --> 00:19:46,028 Y-You don't want therapy. 341 00:19:46,030 --> 00:19:47,874 Therapy is not for you. 342 00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:50,486 What's that supposed to mean? I could be good at therapy. 343 00:19:50,487 --> 00:19:52,213 If I tried. 344 00:19:52,214 --> 00:19:54,925 Okay, tell me about your ex-husband. 345 00:19:54,926 --> 00:19:56,361 What? Are you insane? 346 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,166 I'm not talking about that. Ew. 347 00:19:58,167 --> 00:20:00,153 - Tell me about your father. - No. 348 00:20:00,154 --> 00:20:02,715 - What about your mother? - Oh, God, no. No way. 349 00:20:02,716 --> 00:20:06,089 Okay, okay, so we're not gonna talk about your failed marriage, 350 00:20:06,091 --> 00:20:07,541 nothing about your family, 351 00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:09,499 or about your childhood, 352 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,501 or about your sex life 353 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,068 or your dreams. 354 00:20:13,069 --> 00:20:15,157 Nothing about your dating life 355 00:20:15,158 --> 00:20:16,854 or what gives you meaning 356 00:20:16,855 --> 00:20:18,465 or even the loneliness, 357 00:20:18,466 --> 00:20:20,901 the-the loneliness that we all feel. 358 00:20:21,546 --> 00:20:22,658 Nope. 359 00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:26,908 Nope, absolutely... nope. 360 00:20:26,909 --> 00:20:29,084 All right, Sam. 361 00:20:29,085 --> 00:20:32,305 You're being emotional eel slippery. 362 00:20:32,306 --> 00:20:35,482 And I have to say that, for someone like me, 363 00:20:35,483 --> 00:20:38,093 who-who-who loves to indulge 364 00:20:38,094 --> 00:20:40,603 in talking about everything... 365 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,295 it's kind of hot. 366 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,366 It is? 367 00:20:46,368 --> 00:20:49,800 Yeah, but you're just playing a game, and... 368 00:20:50,438 --> 00:20:51,852 it's gonna catch up to you. 369 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,440 Yeah, probably. 370 00:20:54,893 --> 00:20:56,372 But not today? 371 00:20:56,584 --> 00:20:58,411 - Nope. - No. 372 00:20:58,413 --> 00:21:00,370 All right, well, we still have some... 373 00:21:00,372 --> 00:21:01,981 some time left in this session. 374 00:21:01,983 --> 00:21:03,746 How do you want to spend it? 375 00:21:07,615 --> 00:21:09,245 I don't know, Doc. 376 00:21:09,247 --> 00:21:10,604 How do you want to spend it? 377 00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:12,459 Hey, it's your dime. 378 00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:14,906 Uh, it's completely up to you, Sam. 379 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,198 I'll do whatever you tell me. 380 00:21:19,505 --> 00:21:21,180 I'll do... 381 00:21:21,181 --> 00:21:23,921 whatever you tell me. 382 00:21:23,922 --> 00:21:25,488 Well... 383 00:21:26,235 --> 00:21:27,580 well, I want you to come over here 384 00:21:27,581 --> 00:21:29,545 and sit next to me on this bench. 385 00:21:30,712 --> 00:21:35,237 Just like you did on that benchthat day at Camp Teak, 386 00:21:35,238 --> 00:21:38,828 when we were watchingthe counselors put on that play. 387 00:21:40,178 --> 00:21:41,765 And I want you to look at me 388 00:21:41,766 --> 00:21:44,942 just like you looked at me that day, like... 389 00:21:44,943 --> 00:21:47,075 like, "Oops, sorry about that." 390 00:21:47,076 --> 00:21:48,772 But then I want you to leave your foot there 391 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,221 and not say a word. 392 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,987 Just like you did for the whole play back then. 393 00:21:57,209 --> 00:21:58,481 That's what I want you to do. 394 00:21:58,482 --> 00:22:00,088 I want you to do that. 395 00:22:00,089 --> 00:22:01,764 Right now. 396 00:22:02,809 --> 00:22:03,954 That would be... 397 00:22:04,789 --> 00:22:06,987 incredibly inappropriate. 398 00:22:32,882 --> 00:22:36,190 I've had blue balls of the heart for you for over 30 years. 399 00:22:37,278 --> 00:22:39,040 Mm. 400 00:22:39,041 --> 00:22:42,196 And you are officially fired as my patient. 401 00:22:43,589 --> 00:22:44,900 Mm. 402 00:22:51,901 --> 00:22:55,665 Well, I guess that's all the time we have for today, Doc. 403 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:58,473 Okay, I'll just get my... 404 00:22:59,735 --> 00:23:01,824 Thank you. 405 00:23:06,411 --> 00:23:08,239 Oh, my God! 406 00:23:09,397 --> 00:23:10,680 Yes! 407 00:23:12,509 --> 00:23:14,031 Let's try potatoes. 408 00:23:14,032 --> 00:23:15,859 Or a shampoo bottle. 409 00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:18,101 Okay, one more, though. 410 00:23:20,669 --> 00:23:22,518 - What are you doing? - Mom. 411 00:23:22,519 --> 00:23:24,303 Yo, this thing is incredible. This is the third towel 412 00:23:24,304 --> 00:23:25,739 we've flushed down this thing. 413 00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:26,940 Frankie. 414 00:23:26,941 --> 00:23:29,308 Why are you flushing our towels down the toilet? 415 00:23:29,309 --> 00:23:31,310 Mom, can we name the toilet? 416 00:23:31,311 --> 00:23:33,073 It deserves a name like... 417 00:23:33,074 --> 00:23:35,052 Balthazar or Abigail. 418 00:23:35,053 --> 00:23:36,639 Or Slender Man. 419 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,099 I know. 420 00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:40,532 But quit flushing our towels down the toilet. 421 00:23:40,533 --> 00:23:41,929 - You crazy? - Last one. 422 00:23:41,930 --> 00:23:43,887 Hey! No! 423 00:23:43,888 --> 00:23:46,086 Quit it! 424 00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:49,893 I don't know you. Who are you? 425 00:23:49,894 --> 00:23:52,548 I'm Quaker, Frankie's friend. 426 00:23:52,549 --> 00:23:54,550 Oh. Hi. 427 00:23:54,551 --> 00:23:56,204 Have fun. 428 00:23:56,205 --> 00:23:57,771 Don't sleep over. 429 00:23:57,772 --> 00:23:59,534 Good night. 430 00:24:28,189 --> 00:24:29,368 Yes. 28596

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