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[engine revs]
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-[tires screech]
-[crashing]
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-Is everyone okay?
-What happened? Did anyone see?
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Someone drove a hot-dog-shaped car
through the window!
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The driver's gone.
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Somebody call the cops.
We need to find that driver.
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They could have killed someone.
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[woman] Whose car is this?
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Yeah, come on!
Whoever did this, just confess.
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We promise we won't be mad.
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What?
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We'll close our eyes,
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just take your car and get out of here.
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Sir, that's clearly your car.
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Wrong!
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-Someone call the police!
-Yeah, that's one idea.
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Or we could work as a team,
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find out whoever did this,
and punish him ourselves.
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Maybe take his bare butt
out of his costume and spank him.
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Maybe you could do it, sir.
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Not gonna happen.
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-Okay, you.
-No.
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Well, one of us is gonna have to do it.
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No one's getting spanked.
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[sighs]
You know what's driving me nuts?
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It could literally be any one of us.
Ooh-ooh!
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No, it couldn't.
You're dressed like a hot dog.
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So is that guy.
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Oh, no.
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Donald might look like a hot dog,
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but you're wearing
an actual hot-dog costume.
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You know, I don't have to sit here
and be insulted like this.
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I'm just gonna take as many suits
as I can grab,
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get in that random hot-dog car...
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♪ Ran-dom! ♪
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...and drive back to Wiener Hall.
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-Oh, my God. What happened here?
-[hot dog man] Yeah.
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We're all trying to find
the guy who did this
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-and give him a spanking.
-It's obviously this guy, right?
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-[woman] Yes.
-I have a name.
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What's your name?
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[sighs]
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-Perfect.
-[pensive piano music playing]
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We've been sitting here talking all day,
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and you all never bothered
to learn my name.
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[chuckles]
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We're so... buried in our phones.
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Instead of giving someone a real smile...
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we send an emoji.
[scoffs]
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I mean, we don't even...
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look at porn on our computer anymore.
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We look at it on our phone?
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Pornhub, Xtube...
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I know these names better
than I know my own grandmother's.
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YouPorn,
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XXN,
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RedTube...
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panty jobs, homegrown Simpsons stuff.
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All great, but I ask you this.
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If I was a big old guy
with a big burly white beard...
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would you still be yelling at me?
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Or would you be spanking my bare butt,
balls and back?
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Think about that for one second.
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I guess if nobody wants this car,
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I'll take it.
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-Let's get him.
-Yeah, right, you piece of dog shit!
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-Stop! Hey, you!
-You're fucking dog shit!
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["Big Flame (Is Gonna Break My Heart
In Two)" by Doris Wilson playing]
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[indistinct conversation]
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-Hey, what's up, dude?
-Hey, what's good, man?
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-How are you?
-I'm good.
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Oh, my God.
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Is that Caleb Went?
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[man] Yeah, it's kind of nuts, right?
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He and Dane are buddies.
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-Dane's friends with Caleb Went?
-Mm-hm.
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Oh, my...
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Okay!
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Dude, I am such a big fan
of his Angels and Archways clothing.
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My belt right now,
it's a studded leather belt
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that's from Angels and Archways.
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Okay, chill out, dude.
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I'm chill. I'm just, like, such a huge fan
of his music and his acting.
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-He's just a dude.
-I just...
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-hope I don't say or do anything stupid.
-You'll be fine.
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-You're a grown man.
-I know, but--
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You'll be fine.
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[chokes]
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Tim, are you all right?
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Are you choking?
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-If you're choking, let me know.
-[chokes]
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I'm gonna hit you with the Hei--
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No, what the fuck are you doing?
This is Caleb fucking Went. Just sit down.
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You're gonna die
because you're too embarrassed
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to choke in front of Caleb Went?
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-Unbelievable.
-Poppers are here. Who wants one?
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[choked] Poppers! Yo!
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I could save your life right now.
Don't eat... You can't eat that.
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-Can you breathe right now?
-[choked] Chill. Oh, you the man, dude.
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-You're... about to die!
-[splutters]
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-Tim... Hey, stop.
-[choking]
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It doesn't stink, it's regular water.
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[choked] Something about it stinks.
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[man] Let's get a toast going.
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-Yeah.
-[choked] Yes, yes.
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[choked] Caleb...
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-to you and yours.
-Thank you.
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[Tim, choked] I propose a toast.
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To friends.
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And friendship in a... In a tradition...
In a tradition.
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Cheers!
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-I'm calling 911.
-[choked] Put your fucking phone away!
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-I'm with my friend. He's choking.
-[choked] This guy's on the phone.
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The Pig in the Blanket.
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Yeah, okay. Great. Thank you.
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They're coming.
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[choked groan]
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That doesn't stink,
you're choking to death.
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[choked] Oh, it stinks.
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-[siren wailing]
-Tim...
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[choked] What the heck?
What the hell's going on out there?
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What the hell is that
that's going on out there?
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What the hell is that
that's going on out there?
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What the... I got to check this out
to make sure that nobody hit my car,
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the Ferrari.
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[grunts
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[yells]
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-[grunts]
-[paramedic] Come on.
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["Days Away" by Speed Not Steel playing]
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♪ We're days away ♪
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♪ To have thought what you think ♪
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♪ Just to float and not sink ♪
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["Blending Soul" by Soul Blenders playing]
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Whoa, is this the new copier?
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It sure is, Dennis.
They installed it this morning.
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Can't believe Corporate
actually listened to our request.
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Yep, I guess Christmas
came early this year.
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[all laughing]
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This thing rules.
It collates, staples pages.
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-No more stapling by hand.
-Yeah, Santa should have wrapped it.
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-What?
-The printer.
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Santa should have wrapped it
when he gave it early.
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Oh...
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This is gonna make our lives
so much easier.
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I know. This is so much nicer
than the old copier.
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Yeah, I know.
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And Santa and all his elves
must have worked so hard on it,
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and then they gave it to us early.
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It's a very nice printer, Tracy.
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Just make sure no one copies
their rear end.
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[all laughing]
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[in husky voice]
Oh, that naughty old elf
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must be one mean bastard
to give us this so early.
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-What?
-[in normal voice] Did I stutter, Megan?
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-Santa Claus--
-Okay, it looks like the printer
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has gotten everyone a little too excited.
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Of course it did.
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Santa himself brought this here early,
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with Rudolph,
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and now it's causing a fight.
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-It was just an expression.
-I know that.
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I'm not stupid.
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I'm smarter than you!
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Everyone just go back to work.
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Are we even gonna get anything now?
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-What?
-'Cause I didn't ask for that.
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Does that count as what I get
for Christmas as my gift?
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[sorrowful version
of "Silent Night" playing]
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Steve makes one Christmas joke,
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and you all shit yourselves laughing.
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It's the talk of the office?
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But I make hundreds...
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of on par, if not better,
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and everyone ices me?
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I'm not popular at all!
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Whoa, looks like Christmas came early.
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[yelling] Santa brought it early!
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[chuckling]
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I guess he did. Good one.
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♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, ba-ba-bay ♪
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♪ Mm, baby, baby, ba-ba-bay ♪
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♪ And you lay your head in the river ♪
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♪ And He shall set you free ♪
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We're sorry. Gospel records
ain't selling no more.
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It's originals the kids want.
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The don't want to hear songs
they can hear in church.
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Sir, it's not a gospel song,
it's a new arrangement.
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It's not about the arrangement, kid.
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It's just... not new.
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Sorry.
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Thank you for coming in.
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It's originals you want?
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[playing guitar]
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♪ The church bells, they were ringing ♪
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♪ The clouds were low and brown ♪
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♪ The horses, they were neighing ♪
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♪ The day Robert Palins shot me down ♪
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Follow my lead in G.
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♪ He rode into town on a jet-black mare ♪
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♪ Spat and hitched her to a tree ♪
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♪ He made his way to the town saloon ♪
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♪ The day Robert Palins murdered me ♪
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♪ It was also the night
That the skeletons came to life ♪
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♪ They came from under the ground ♪
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♪ And from all over ♪
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♪ -They--
-Palins grabbed the preacher's daughter ♪
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♪ He aimed his shooter at my crown ♪
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♪ He cocked that crooked hammer back ♪
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♪ And he brought that hammer down ♪
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Exactly.
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♪ The bones are the skeletons' money ♪
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♪ In our world, bones equal dollars ♪
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♪ That's why they're coming out tonight ♪
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♪ To get their bones from you ♪
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♪ The skeletons will pull your hair ♪
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♪ Up, but not out ♪
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♪ All they want is another
chance at life ♪
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♪ They've never seen
so much food as this ♪
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♪ Underground, there's half as much
Food as this ♪
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♪ And the worms are their money ♪
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♪ The bones are their dollars
And-- ♪
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♪ The bullet ripped inside my chest ♪
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♪ The clouds, they did storm ♪
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♪ My sweet Marie, she cried for me ♪
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♪ And then I was no more ♪
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♪ And it was also the night
That the skeletons came to life ♪
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♪ The bones are their money ♪
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♪ So are the worms ♪
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♪ They pull your hair up, but not out ♪
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♪ To turn into a man ♪
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♪ And have another chance at life ♪
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♪ But if they pull it out
They turn to bones ♪
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Yes!
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What the hell was that, man?
I had a whole song wrote.
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What? I honestly thought
we were just making that up.
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What are you talking about?
They were interested
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till you started talking about
all that skeleton stuff.
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Are you kidding me?
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The guy asked for something spooky.
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-No, he didn't.
-Yeah, he did. He said,
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"Gospel's not selling.
Give me something spooky."
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You talked about how their bones
were money, like, four times.
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Yeah, that's 'cause I had forgot
whether I'd said it or not.
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All right, sir, look,
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we know our song's good.
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We got a deal or not?
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Well, we were a little more interested
in the parts Billy was singing.
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Billy as in me, or Billy as in him?
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Your name's Billy too?
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No, that's why I'm so fucking confused.
251
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:03,931
I meant that Billy.
252
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,891
[dramatic music playing]
253
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:09,603
[funky music playing]
254
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,068
Parents' night out.
255
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,653
I can't wait to see everyone here.
256
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,738
Yeah. Especially Barry.
257
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,365
We don't hang out as much anymore,
but I really like him.
258
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,450
Hey, we're a little late.
259
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,618
If anyone asks, let's just say
the babysitter was late.
260
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,328
-Oh, that's a great idea.
-Yeah.
261
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:29,665
[man] Hi, everyone.
262
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:30,583
Sorry we're late.
263
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,418
Yeah, fucking babysitter.
264
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,044
Absolutely fucked us.
265
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:37,214
I fucking hate her. Such an idiot.
266
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:39,383
It wasn't that bad.
267
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:40,760
I hope she had a good excuse.
268
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,052
She did, yeah.
269
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,429
-Alan.
-Oh, sorry.
270
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:47,183
Yeah. Yeah, she did. Yeah, it was just...
It was, like, a hit-and-run.
271
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,392
Oh, my God.
272
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,310
Yeah.
273
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,061
Should we call the cops?
274
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:55,858
Yeah, no, we did, but it's okay,
275
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,277
'cause the cops said that, like,
the people she hit
276
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,821
are just kind of like nothing,
so it's fine.
277
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,199
What do you mean,
the people were just kind of nothing?
278
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:07,036
They're just, like, not important,
like, they don't matter.
279
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,705
Like, there's, like, no records of 'em.
280
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,874
So, like, they're homeless?
281
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,376
No, they're just, like, nothing.
282
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:18,631
Like, they're not even
supposed to be around in the area.
283
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:22,593
Bottom line is,
no one's gonna get in trouble,
284
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:25,429
nobody should feel sad at all.
285
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:29,975
The cops were just like,
"Oh, yeah, this is fine.
286
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,311
Don't worry about it at all."
287
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:35,523
The cops aren't even
gonna, like, follow up on it
288
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,733
because, like, the people
are, like, already dead.
289
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,984
Oh, my God, they're dead?
290
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,820
Yeah. Yeah, they're dead.
291
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,113
Barry, can I talk to you for a second?
292
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,532
Sure.
293
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:52,331
If you keep talking about the hit-and-run,
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
294
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,333
A hit-and-run is a felony.
295
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,168
It's not a problem!
296
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,628
The cops came,
297
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,797
they said it's fine.
298
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:03,926
-They're not, like, real people, kinda.
-The cops said that?
299
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:07,054
If you keep asking me questions,
I'm gonna beat the crap out of you.
300
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,681
What? Really?
301
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:10,474
No.
302
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,017
I mean, yeah.
303
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,270
I'm gonna beat the crap out of you.
304
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,980
Because I was asking questions?
305
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:18,315
[groans] I'm gonna embarrass you
at this party, Barry.
306
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,776
-What?
-I'm gonna embarrass you, Barry.
307
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:22,403
It's done.
308
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,864
Get ready to be embarrassed.
309
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:28,742
[suspenseful music playing]
310
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,543
-[music stops]
-So we're at the Lions game--
311
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:38,752
The Lions?
312
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,673
Like the animal... from the circus?
313
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,508
They were playing a game?
314
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,220
[laughs]
I'm just trying to understand here.
315
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,264
I was talking about the football team.
316
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,808
Yeah, everyone knows
what he's talking about.
317
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,061
My mistake.
318
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,397
[suspenseful music resumes]
319
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,482
[inaudible]
320
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:03,903
[music stops]
321
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:07,031
[man] Oh, my God!
322
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,741
Barry just palmed the dip.
323
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:12,244
He's trying to steal spinach dip,
Barry is!
324
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,622
He pushed my hand in there.
325
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,498
Oh, my God!
326
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,959
-You're gonna tell on me?
-Would you lay off me?
327
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,377
[suspenseful music resumes]
328
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,007
Hey, honey. Having fun?
329
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,843
No, your fricking babysitter idea
got me in huge trouble.
330
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,429
-Now I have to embarrass Barry.
-What?
331
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:31,972
Hold on. He's by the china cabinet.
332
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,474
[yells]
333
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,561
Oh, my God!
334
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,147
Barry fell into the china cabinet!
335
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,607
What a klutz!
336
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:46,111
I told you. I told you
I was gonna embarrass you, Barry.
337
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,446
Now we're even. Come on.
338
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:49,281
We can hang out and have a good time now.
339
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:51,700
I can't believe that.
340
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,245
["Big Flame (Is Gonna Break My Heart
In Two)" by Doris Wilson playing]
341
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,934
♪ There's a flame, a flame ♪
342
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:20,104
♪ A big flame in my heart ♪
343
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,730
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
344
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:27,736
♪ And believe me when I say
It's burning hot ♪
345
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,279
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
346
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,325
♪ It's burning for you ♪
347
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:38,247
♪ Even though we are through ♪
348
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:43,210
♪ This big flame boy
Is gonna break my heart in two ♪
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