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For years man has retreated
back to nature to make peace with himself.
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Back where the sight of greenery
against an azure blue sky,
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the sweet, fresh, salt smell of the tide
gently kissing the sandy shore,
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the peaceful birds gathering to keep company
to a bit of seaweed from some distant land.
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the ancient rocks standing immobile against
the horizon,
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the gently bubbling brook running down
the back of a friendly mountain
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caressed by the heavenly leaves of a
gracefully bending tree
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can help him forget
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the mad, impetuous, senseless, driving
buzzle of the city with its traffic,
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its sirens and its speed.
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Modern living is driving an ambitious
civilization
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ever forward to higher buildings,
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automatic autos,
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more potent pills,
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bigger stomach aches,
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quicker liquor,
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faster freeways and tighter underwear.
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But the common man,
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the simple, uncluttered fellow
who merely lives from day to day,
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what is he doing?
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What is he thinking?
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And where, I ask you,
where is he going?
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THE IMMORAL MR. TEAS
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Who knows what mission the average man
may set upon as he greets each new day?
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Who knows what fate may befall him
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in this helter skelter world in
which we live?
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The common man
on a mission
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together with an unobtrusive,
inconspicuous brown suitcase
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strapped to a bycicle.
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Delivering radio-active isotopes
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to speed research that will make our
country invincible against enemy attack?
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Or information, perhaps, that will aid
our vast system of counter-espionage?
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Modern man must find his place
in society
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and diligently pursue his objective,
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never wavering from the appointed task
for which he has been chosen
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never shirking his duty or letting outside
interferences deter him.
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REST ROOM
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Modern man must, in the course of
his endeavors,
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always keep his eyes on the future
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for who knows how the windy zappers
of fate may twist and cross two lives?
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But what does man think of when
the toils of day are ended?
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His mind can turn to nobler thoughts:
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books, music, poetry,
companionship.
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And so ends another day,
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another seeming eternity
in the complex scheme of things.
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But all work and no play makes
Willy a dull boy.
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In fact, it makes anybody dull.
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That's why you'll find modern man
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leaving the hustle of the city
to escape where the gentler sounds of nature
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beckon him to rest a while
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and seriously ponder his problems
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unhindered by the bothersome distractions
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that ordinarily harass him.
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And so ends a day of meditation,
a day of communion with nature.
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Tomorrow the grind of labor will be
lessened, perhaps,
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by the fond memories that will linger.
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Tomorrow,
another dull day like the last.
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Another dull day like the last?
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Or has the pressure of modern living
begun its insidious task
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of breaking down the moral fiber
of our indomitable Mr. Teas?
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Psychiatry. A friendly oasis in the
vast desert of masculine frustration.
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The minute examination of the mind
to discover the underlying mental causes
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producing certain mental and
nervous disorders.
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But, as difficult as is modern civilization,
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equally as forceful is the spirit
of modern medicine.
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A few words of friendly assurance
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and once again the step is forceful
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and Mr. Teas is on with
newfound confidence.
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Occasionally, of course, the need
for more than one day's rest will arrive,
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a pleasant prescription easily and
pleasantly administered.
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Perhaps a different locale will suffice
in bringing peace to the fevered brow.
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Solitude is undoubtedly the answer.
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Exercise, the use of the proper muscles
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and fresh air to clear
the action of celebration.
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If the thoughts of the working day
continue to plague one,
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concentrating on random facts
is occasionally helpful.
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Psychiatrists have stated that relaxation
is aided by remembering useless figures,
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numbers, dates and places.
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Doctors have stated for many years
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that sunshine, in measured quantities,
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has a very beneficial effect on
the human body.
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Sunshine also is important
to photosynthesis
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and evaporation, which eventually
leads to rainfall.
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The density of water is 64.4 pounds
per cubic foot.
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Water was one of the most important
earlier means of transportation.
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The sea has, for years, fascinated the
roving instincts in man.
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All kinds of cargo can be shipped by water.
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In fact, the United States exports more
tonnage per year than any other country.
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Equally as varied as the cargo is the different
types of power available for propelling watercraft.
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Many famous discoveries were made
by seagoing men.
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Columbus, Magellan were two.
But there are many others.
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For it is a natural instinct in man
to discover and conquer,
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to plant his staff in new soil
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and acquaint himself with
the natives of the area.
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Bathing, a custom that we all accept today,
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was frowned upon, strangely enough,
by our early forebears.
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They thought it was vain and sinful.
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Now we all take pleasure in this
pleasant pastime.
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Rubber was invented in 1873
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and has been used in a variety
of ways since then.
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More than one sturdy chassis has been
supported
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by the dependable strength of rubber.
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Yes, man has come a long way since he
spent his time idling uselessly in the trees.
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And, too, he's progressed tremendously
since he climbed down from the trees
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and trod uncertainly on the shores
and waters
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with the flora and the fauna,
the mammals and the reptiles.
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Speaking of reptiles, there are many
varieties of poisonous snakes.
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Most of them are found on the
dark continent,
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but we have a few at home, too.
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The outboard motor has brought a renewed
interest in water sports in this country.
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Every year more and more marine enthusiasts
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flock to the shores of our lakes and streams
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for exercise and helpful relaxation.
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The guitar, as we know it today,
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came about as a result of many
types of earlier stringed instruments.
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There was first the harp, the lute,
then the zither and mandolin.
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The guitar is a very sensitive instrument,
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with G being the third string,
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and is played over a system of frets.
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Sensitive men have been fretting over
G-strings for years.
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Advertisers have found that the women
of America are keenly interested
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in the type of soap they use.
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In fact, the men of America have
a keen interest in the product
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and how it is used also.
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The fish that got away.
A small frustration.
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Yet frustrations must be relieved
or they can grow.
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That was a fish, wasn't it?
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Well? Wasn't it?
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Still confused, perhaps?
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More random facts to ease the mind:
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Communion with nature simply must
bring relief, mustn't it?
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Of course it must!
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The lingerie manufacturers have made
a fortune in recent years
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with innovations in styling
and new synthetic silks and rayons.
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Women are deeply interested
in their undergarments.
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As a matter of fact,
who isn't?
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If frustration persists, modern man
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can at least be thankful for the
advances in modern psychiatry.
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On the other hand, some men
just enjoy being sick.
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