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Coming!
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- Hello!
- Hi. Deb.
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My name is Joy Hartman.
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I'm a detective with the NYPD.
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Oh.
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I wanted to speak with you about
your ex-husband, Keith Powell.
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He's not dead, is he?
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh, my God.
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So, what was your
relationship with him like?
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Sometimes good, sometimes not good.
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- It was a relationship.
- Right.
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And, um, have you been to Montreal
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- in the past couple of weeks?
- All right, you know what?
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I'm not one of these
ladies with wet hair
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who kills the father of
her child, all right?
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So you can just put that shit to rest.
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If you're looking for a bad guy,
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why don't you look into
who Fat Franky is.
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Hey, Crystal. Did you ever ask
your family about Fat Franky?
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- Family?
- Yeah.
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What about my family?
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Did you ever ask them about Fat Franky?
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My family would have to be in the mob
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to know about a guy named Fat Franky.
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My family's not in the mob.
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My father has a very reputable
construction company.
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All right, look.
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His girlfriend told us
there's this guy named
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Fat Franky who's been causing trouble.
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So he had a girlfriend?
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Check with her.
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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
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El? I have to leave now,
I have my rehearsal!
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Sweetheart?
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Is everything okay?
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- Can I go in, you think?
- He's okay.
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Uh, I do think you
should keep your energy,
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you know, like, light and airy.
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Yes. Yeah.
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Come in!
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- Hey, Baba ganoush!
- Hey, Pita Bread!
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Okay, it's insane that you're here. I'm
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literally writing about you right now.
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All good things, I hope.
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I actually just finished
an entire sentence
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about how you and I can
sit in silence together
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and envision what the
other person's thinking.
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Like, let's do it. Let's sit in silence.
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Track lighting.
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- Yeah.
- Ahh!
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So, El, I was, um, thinking
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maybe you should just see a...
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Doctor for the rash.
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Oh, no. As long as I'm
not exposed to the
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sun ever again, I'll be totally fine.
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El, you're scaring me.
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I got you, girl!
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Hey.
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Dory. What are you doing here?
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I just came to bring him these.
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It's really not a good time right now.
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He's losing it, and I'm late
for my first rehearsal.
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Right, yeah, I mean, I'll
just drop them off with...
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No!
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I don't want him getting crazier.
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Right.
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I mean, I seriously can't just...
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Dory.
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I told you it's not a good time,
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please don't throw a fit about it, okay?
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Portia.
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Ugh!
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Oh, my God. Are you okay,
ma'am? I'm so sorry.
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- Yeah, I'm fine. No worry.
- Oh, my God, I feel so bad.
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Oh, my God, Molly? Oh no, I'm so sorry!
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This makes it so much worse.
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I'm sorry, I was late to work,
and I knocked you down.
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- It's fine, don't worry.
- Are you sure you're all right?
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- Yeah. Drew, right?
- Yeah. Yeah, Drew.
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- Yes.
- We met at the drink thing.
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- Oh, that was so fun.
- Yes. Yes, um.
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- Well, it was nice to see you.
- Yeah, it was so good to see you.
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- I feel so stupid...
- No. No! I... I got to run. Bye!
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- Sorry!
- No... no problem!
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So, we actually do taco Wednesdays,
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which is kind of fun.
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That's Tim, our accountant.
He's kick-ass at bowling!
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So, this is it.
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This is headquarters, AKA your new home!
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Take it in.
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That's Clayton, the
Communications Director.
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You won't be working with him,
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but that's okay because he's a meanie.
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I said, he's a meanie!
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Now let me show you to Mary's office,
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she wants to greet you, but
usually, like, don't knock on her
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door or anything, 'cause she's,
like, really, really busy,
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and she does not have
time for you. Uh, Mary!
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Dory Seif and Julian
Marcus are here for you.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah!
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Was that my fault or you fault?
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I feel like that was not my fault.
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What an entrance! Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm so sorry.
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Well, Dory actually
brought you some flowers.
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Oh, no, those weren't... um,
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I threw them in the trash.
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You threw flowers in the trash?
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How strange.
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See, I think if I can just
make the strips flow,
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then it's gonna be easy
for me to see where the
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- story problems are.
- I got it.
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Okay, babe, uh, I'm gonna
tell you something,
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and I don't want you to freak out.
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- Okay.
- We are officially out of
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aluminum foil.
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But we need to cover the windows.
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Trust me, I think it'll be okay
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if a little sunlight gets
on some of these strips.
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Okay. Do you see where we are right now?
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We are 20, maybe 30 minutes away
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from the sunlight hitting
one of the strips!
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Do you not give a shit?!
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- I do, I really do, and... and I...
- Good!
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I'm trying, but I've never
had to do this before!
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But I want to do it right!
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I want you to look back
after you're better
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and think I did it right!
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Well, you're not doing it right,
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and you've never done it
right, and I'm sorry,
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but I don't ask for a lot either.
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You ask for so much.
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You have expectations that
literally no one can fulfill.
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Well, if I have expectations
that nobody can fulfill,
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maybe I shouldn't be
with anybody, should I?
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- You don't mean that.
- You embarrass me, Marc.
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And it's sad that I feel
that I deserve to be
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with someone who's less deep than me,
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who's less smart than me,
and not dynamic in...
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The... least-ah!
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I am so sick of chasing after you!
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Ow! My balls!
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You will never find someone
who puts up with your shit!
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You will die alone!
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From the world of darkness,
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I hereby loose demons and devils.
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The power of scorpions will torment you.
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Death to pigs!
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Sup...
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Pfah!
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- I'm sorry. Sorry. Shit!
- What happened?
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I'm still struggling
with the language, okay?
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- Why?
- I just... I don't identify
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with that kind of
susceptibility, I don't know.
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I mean, I can work on finding
the motivation another way,
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I just don't... I don't
think that this is like me.
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North Star.
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Why are you, um, doing that?
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- Sorry, me?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Am I... Am I North Star?
- Yeah.
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I'm so sorry.
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I don't really know you that well,
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and you're so talented, um...
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But I just want to say,
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You absolutely have the
susceptibility to do this,
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like all of us do.
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I really think good, smart
people have the potential
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to make really big mistakes.
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Okay, I wouldn't call the
Manson Murders a mistake.
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This was full-blown carnage
as a result of mental illness.
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Yeah, but susceptibility
isn't mental illness...
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I'm sorry, what are you defending?
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I'm sorry, I know everyone's arguing,
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but we're due for a five.
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Okay.
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Take five, go tinkle.
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- North Star.
- I'm so sorry.
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Do you like spaghetti?
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I'm making you dinner tonight.
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- Alan.
- Hey, buddy. What's going on?
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What, are you slogging down
some English breakfast?
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Earl Grey, actually.
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Toss a little milk in there, get down,
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have yourself a little party?
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- So, how's it going?
- Good. Good. Good, good, good.
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I want to tell you,
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I bumped into your wife
at a bodega in midtown.
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She's really sweet.
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- Yeah, she's the best.
- Yeah, she is.
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Yeah, she's, um, she's a
really wonderful woman.
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You know, I hesitate to tell you this,
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but when I, um, ran
into her at the bodega,
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she seemed a little nervous.
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And at first, I didn't
really think anything of it,
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I was like, whatever.
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But then I saw her cross the street
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and meet up with someone,
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and it was a man.
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Oh...
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Yeah, she has friends in town,
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so that was probably what that was.
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No, I don't think so.
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I didn't have my glasses on, so maybe...
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It's not for sure... but I think, um...
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I think it was Max.
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What? What? That's typical!
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Well, if it were true...
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What should I do?
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I'm a paranoid person, so I think that,
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um, I'd go through all her shit.
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- Hello?
- Nia!
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- Yeah? Who's this?
- Incredible News is here!
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You're here to welcome
Incredible News into your home!
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- Nia!
- Oh! Elliott!
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Uh, you know, it's, uh, it's
really not a good time.
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I'm, uh, feeding the baby.
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Okay, well you're gonna
want to feed the baby this!
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Okay, so listen.
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This is my card in case you
need anything, all right?
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Call me anytime.
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I know how hard this is.
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Thanks for coming over.
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Here.
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Take some hand cream. Crystal made it.
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It's Jergens and pear paste.
I call it "Baby hair."
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I try to do it all
natural ingredients...
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- Yeah.
- ... but sometimes I can't get them,
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so I just use whatever I can find.
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I hear you.
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You know?
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Keith screwed up a lot, but he
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always knew how to redeem himself.
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I was getting so pissed at him
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for not picking up
Kaitlin twice in a row,
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but then he sends me this email
just a couple of days ago
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saying how much he loved us.
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It's like he knew it was
gonna be the last email
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he was ever gonna send to me.
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Life is crazy, right?
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I'm sorry, when did he send this email?
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Guess it was Monday.
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Why? Why are you acting like that?
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Could you do me a favor?
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Could you forward me that email?
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- All right.
- Thank you.
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Sure.
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- Hello?
- Hi. Is this Randy?
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Yeah. Who's this?
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Hi, my name is Dory Seif.
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I'm calling from Mary Ferguson's office.
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Are you aware that there's
an upcoming election?
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Hey, Dory. No, I wasn't aware.
254
00:11:54,315 --> 00:11:58,706
Hey, I'm sorry to pry, but
you sound a little... blue.
255
00:11:58,739 --> 00:12:00,227
Is everything okay?
256
00:12:01,175 --> 00:12:03,201
Oh, um, I'm fine.
257
00:12:03,424 --> 00:12:06,012
Yeah. Thank you, um...
258
00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:08,383
I just want you to know how excited I am
259
00:12:08,416 --> 00:12:10,618
to be representing this
candidate for Senate.
260
00:12:10,899 --> 00:12:12,694
Yeah, I'm sorry,
261
00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:14,560
I know it's none of my business,
262
00:12:14,588 --> 00:12:17,358
but I can't help but feel like
263
00:12:17,391 --> 00:12:20,136
your sadness is, like, palpable.
264
00:12:20,594 --> 00:12:22,771
Could you tell me more about that?
265
00:12:25,319 --> 00:12:27,822
Well, um...
266
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Everyone hates me.
267
00:12:38,637 --> 00:12:40,011
And they should.
268
00:12:43,218 --> 00:12:45,887
I just don't have anyone to talk to.
269
00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,940
I'm sorry to hear that.
270
00:12:48,346 --> 00:12:50,406
You can talk to me, though.
271
00:12:51,127 --> 00:12:53,632
What are they upset about?
272
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I keep messing things up.
273
00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,901
And I don't know how to fix it.
274
00:12:59,934 --> 00:13:02,404
Yeah, well, what if I
let you suck my cock?
275
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It's really big and hard.
276
00:13:04,072 --> 00:13:05,707
Oh, I think you'd like it, Dor...
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- Ah!
- Dory.
278
00:13:09,452 --> 00:13:10,747
What's wrong?
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Nothing.
280
00:13:14,704 --> 00:13:18,041
Um, I... I actually, uh,
281
00:13:18,285 --> 00:13:20,354
was able to convince a
voter to vote for Mary,
282
00:13:20,387 --> 00:13:22,596
so it's... it's good.
283
00:13:25,648 --> 00:13:28,229
And then I thought, if
my book is about lies,
284
00:13:28,262 --> 00:13:30,431
the book itself needs to be a lie!
285
00:13:30,464 --> 00:13:32,233
- Right?
- Absolutely.
286
00:13:32,266 --> 00:13:35,103
Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
287
00:13:35,136 --> 00:13:37,106
The bar cart is heavier than the dog.
288
00:13:38,573 --> 00:13:41,776
- That's insane, right?
- I've thought the same thing.
289
00:13:41,809 --> 00:13:44,045
I should really let guests
know when they come over.
290
00:13:44,079 --> 00:13:46,048
Anyway, then I started thinking...
291
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,616
what is our society's biggest lie?
292
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- Christ narrative. Propaganda.
- Propaganda!
293
00:13:51,419 --> 00:13:54,323
So then I thought, what if my
book embodies propaganda, okay?
294
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Making the reader complicit,
295
00:13:55,779 --> 00:13:58,175
making them paralyzed, you know?
296
00:13:59,928 --> 00:14:02,002
So, it goes bar cart,
297
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,795
dog, lamp, coffee table?
298
00:14:09,752 --> 00:14:11,424
Can I?
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00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:15,477
Oh... Um... I'm sorry, no.
300
00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:17,679
Elliot, I think that
we should just stick
301
00:14:17,712 --> 00:14:19,818
to weighing furniture today.
302
00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:23,243
Hi. Come here.
303
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,585
But we have to know.
304
00:14:26,721 --> 00:14:28,323
I mean, we never expected that order.
305
00:14:28,356 --> 00:14:29,658
I mean, wouldn't it be so surprising
306
00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:32,026
if the baby weighed more
than the coffee table?
307
00:14:32,727 --> 00:14:36,531
I think that we can safely
assume that she's lightest?
308
00:14:36,564 --> 00:14:38,307
Nia, please.
309
00:14:38,313 --> 00:14:40,368
- Give me the baby.
- I just need to go to the bathroom,
310
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,871
so, just, um, just wait here.
311
00:14:42,904 --> 00:14:44,542
Okay.
312
00:14:49,047 --> 00:14:52,199
Bathroom. Yushi, bathroom.
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00:14:52,205 --> 00:14:54,866
Bathroom. Yushi.
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00:14:55,109 --> 00:14:56,647
Yu-shi.
315
00:14:56,653 --> 00:14:58,565
Toilet. Cesu.
316
00:15:06,332 --> 00:15:07,700
Hey, man. What's up?
317
00:15:07,755 --> 00:15:09,708
You were right.
318
00:15:10,314 --> 00:15:12,750
- What?
- You were right.
319
00:15:12,915 --> 00:15:14,832
I went through her things.
320
00:15:14,918 --> 00:15:16,506
She's cheating on me.
321
00:15:16,674 --> 00:15:18,644
I found condoms.
322
00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:20,023
Magnums.
323
00:15:20,055 --> 00:15:21,724
Oh, magnums, huh?
324
00:15:21,757 --> 00:15:24,761
It's bad enough that, you know,
she's cheating on you, but...
325
00:15:24,794 --> 00:15:27,664
Oh, why does it have to
be magnums, you know?
326
00:15:27,697 --> 00:15:30,434
This sucks. I got to go.
327
00:15:30,467 --> 00:15:31,934
Yeah, okay.
328
00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:34,304
Feel better, all right? Let
me know if you need anything.
329
00:15:46,449 --> 00:15:48,432
What do you taste?
330
00:15:48,438 --> 00:15:51,970
That's amazing. You're such a good cook!
331
00:15:57,322 --> 00:15:58,895
Only two people in the world
332
00:15:58,929 --> 00:16:00,853
know this story I'm about to tell you.
333
00:16:02,181 --> 00:16:03,849
My mother and my priest.
334
00:16:04,741 --> 00:16:06,209
What is it?
335
00:16:08,972 --> 00:16:11,370
When I was in Peru,
336
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,931
I wanted to go swimming.
337
00:16:14,810 --> 00:16:17,679
- Everyone said the surf was too strong.
- Mm-hmm.
338
00:16:18,616 --> 00:16:20,563
But I was stubborn.
339
00:16:20,659 --> 00:16:23,591
And I'm so glad I went
in the water that day
340
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:27,006
because I was pulled under
for nearly 3 minutes.
341
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,677
I almost died and I experienced
342
00:16:30,695 --> 00:16:32,790
what the modern world calls God.
343
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,079
What was it like?
344
00:16:39,157 --> 00:16:41,852
Nothing that you've ever
cared about matters.
345
00:16:43,251 --> 00:16:45,650
Nothing that you know is real.
346
00:16:47,497 --> 00:16:49,950
This is all an illusion.
347
00:16:51,247 --> 00:16:54,117
Wow. That's so cool.
348
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,961
- North Star.
- Yeah?
349
00:16:58,613 --> 00:17:01,015
Do you know why we're going
to be best friends forever?
350
00:17:01,047 --> 00:17:03,127
Tell me.
351
00:17:03,133 --> 00:17:05,792
Because you're dangerously beautiful.
352
00:17:06,954 --> 00:17:09,535
I love beautiful women,
I can't help myself.
353
00:17:11,024 --> 00:17:14,729
You're also the smartest person
I've ever met in my life.
354
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,674
You don't know me that well.
355
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,723
Is it hard for you to accept that?
356
00:17:26,037 --> 00:17:27,851
Yeah. Yeah.
357
00:17:29,076 --> 00:17:30,838
Am I right to assume that you let other
358
00:17:30,844 --> 00:17:32,785
people take advantage
of you in the past?
359
00:17:35,866 --> 00:17:36,943
Yeah.
360
00:17:38,218 --> 00:17:41,505
I'm not gonna let that
happen anymore, okay?
361
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:43,697
Okay.
362
00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:46,226
Mary is phenomenal,
you're gonna love her.
363
00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:47,729
- _
- Thank you, thank you.
364
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:50,083
Okay. All right, talk to you soon. Bye.
365
00:17:50,089 --> 00:17:52,722
_
366
00:17:55,084 --> 00:17:57,022
_
367
00:17:57,036 --> 00:17:59,672
Dory! Dory!
368
00:17:59,941 --> 00:18:02,710
Do you plan on making any calls today?
369
00:18:02,743 --> 00:18:05,713
Yeah, I just did like
three in a row, so...
370
00:18:05,745 --> 00:18:08,115
Wow. Yeah, that's not that many.
371
00:18:10,952 --> 00:18:14,720
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah. It's great.
372
00:18:14,836 --> 00:18:16,705
Okay, guys,
373
00:18:16,879 --> 00:18:18,560
this is me asking you nicely
374
00:18:18,592 --> 00:18:20,461
to please keep it down.
375
00:18:20,494 --> 00:18:22,996
Okay, do you expect us
to be completely silent?
376
00:18:23,030 --> 00:18:24,965
We're all literally
talking on the phone.
377
00:18:24,999 --> 00:18:26,768
Aren't you a writer for New York Mag?
378
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,101
What was wrong with that job?
379
00:18:28,135 --> 00:18:30,305
I freelance, it doesn't
take up all my time.
380
00:18:30,338 --> 00:18:32,005
That must be code for they fired you.
381
00:18:32,039 --> 00:18:34,342
I actually have an article
coming out tomorrow.
382
00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:35,510
Hmm.
383
00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:36,767
Oh. Uh,
384
00:18:37,673 --> 00:18:38,917
is that the Chantal one?
385
00:18:38,945 --> 00:18:40,038
Yeah.
386
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:42,955
How'd that turn out?
387
00:18:43,225 --> 00:18:45,328
I don't think you're going to like it.
388
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,982
- Well, can I read it?
- That's not how it works.
389
00:18:48,515 --> 00:18:49,693
Seriously, Julian?
390
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:51,920
You don't trust me to read it?
391
00:18:51,926 --> 00:18:53,561
I mean, you're not in the fucking CIA.
392
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,440
- Yo, chill.
- Why don't you think I'm gonna like it?
393
00:18:55,446 --> 00:18:57,652
Is it gonna, like, ruin
my life or something?
394
00:18:57,862 --> 00:18:59,745
You need to take a breather.
395
00:19:02,168 --> 00:19:05,038
Yeah. Maybe I do.
396
00:19:43,711 --> 00:19:45,547
- Hello?
- Hi, Dory.
397
00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:46,848
This is Nia Carpourtalas.
398
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,050
I work with your friend Elliot Goss.
399
00:19:49,082 --> 00:19:51,359
Oh. Hi.
400
00:19:51,365 --> 00:19:53,020
Hi. Um,
401
00:19:53,457 --> 00:19:55,216
Elliott's fine, everything's fine,
402
00:19:55,222 --> 00:19:58,631
but he is headed to a treatment
center called Hallways
403
00:19:58,802 --> 00:20:01,205
that we've provided at our expense,
404
00:20:01,529 --> 00:20:04,065
and we just thought we
should let you know
405
00:20:04,098 --> 00:20:06,999
that we're making sure he
gets the help he needs.
406
00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:08,194
Okay.
407
00:20:08,296 --> 00:20:10,521
And he does have a message
408
00:20:10,527 --> 00:20:12,816
that I am reluctant to relay.
409
00:20:13,206 --> 00:20:14,853
But he wanted me to let you
410
00:20:14,859 --> 00:20:16,749
know that it's all your fault.
411
00:21:30,565 --> 00:21:32,822
_
412
00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:46,278
_
413
00:21:48,335 --> 00:21:49,761
Hello?
414
00:21:52,329 --> 00:21:53,878
Hello?!
415
00:21:54,795 --> 00:21:56,676
Who's there?!
416
00:21:58,201 --> 00:21:59,994
Oh, God.
417
00:22:01,314 --> 00:22:02,817
Okay.
418
00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:04,786
Okay.
419
00:22:05,386 --> 00:22:07,455
Okay, okay, okay.
420
00:22:07,487 --> 00:22:09,389
Okay. Okay.
421
00:22:13,093 --> 00:22:14,995
Okay. Okay.
422
00:22:15,319 --> 00:22:16,391
Shit.
423
00:22:16,397 --> 00:22:17,665
Come on, come on, come on.
424
00:22:28,101 --> 00:22:31,608
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