All language subtitles for Pornorama Ita (2007) sub eng

Once upon a time in the 60s ...

First train, serve!
In two series begun!

And remember, not art.
- Yes, boss.

All clear.

(Quantity)
Revolution is feasible, neighbor!

High with the hem of her skirt!

Look,
the skirts are getting shorter.

One wonders where the ends.

(Clamor)

In the beds soft,
hard to the cops!

Attention, attention! The Spiesser are out!
They have become a social menace!

A problem for the world peace!

The police not only regulates
traffic on the roads,

but also the traffic in our bed!
We call upon the free love!

We have a right to orgasm!

I will immediately the material
you son of a bull!

Hey ...

Hey!

Freddie?

Take a slow, which is only
a film for film school.

You are at the film school?
- I do not, but my brother ...

is at the film school.
- What?

Sorry, I thought
You'd be such a police cameraman.

The ever wear
these Che Guevara T-shirts. - Really?

That's disgusting!
- And what you want to go in your film?

Well, everything,
so what you doing here, actually.

Real?

So if you times I
can somehow help with your film ...

Then come and visit us.

I'm Lucy.
- I am the Bennie.

Hot brush that is on you.

Come on, Walter, bloede bulls.
- Just a pity that you're a cop.

I've got a great thing going,
and I can take you there with pure.

No. Absolutely not. Not again.
- Man, that's a sure-fire business!

Freddie ...

I really do not have anything, no.
- Tell me, how does it happen,

that you think I want something from you?
- Because it is so, since I'm 4!

You wanted to make films ever, right?
- I Do something.

I'm going to the police academy
trained as a cameraman.

So-called revolutionaries suspicious
to observe. Actually,'s you ..

a dirty informer! Bennie
that you never think it through in life.

You're telling me? You have in your life
never had a job ...

longer than 3 days persevered!
- The job of savings ...

I've been around for over a week!
- As a night watchman!

You wanted to go to film school
and filmmaker Will!

Instead you Dad persuades,
to sign on to the police.

You know as well as I that the
Dad's big wish was. - I white.

But I'll give you the chance to film
to make, of which you have always dreamed of.

Love! Hate! Jealousy!

Big emotions!

(Bennie) You want me the chance
provide for 's movie? You of all people?

'll See. Come on.
I imagine even a few people.

So, this is Cesare, our producer.
Before he shoots the money for the film.

Cesare is also owner of a pizzeria.
- Buona sera, Bennie.

Freddie tells a lot about you.
- Oh, really?

This is Lothar. The genius for us is:
Lothar has an apprenticeship as an electrician.

Begun.
- So I Think degree, whether I start.

This is Irene. Tommy's girlfriend.
- Hello!

Irene has an internship with a hairdresser
made. Could in our film so ...

the mask image take over.
Of course, only if you agree.

I would be very happy!
- And this is Mr. Eckert.

Mr. Eckert is the professional film at all.
He is here at the Apollo the projectionist.

After the war, he has a full time
worked in the DEFA Studios!

Eckert.
It is a tremendous honor

that you have taken me on board.

"3 million viewers.
Sensation in the German film business:

Oswalt Kolle, German reformer love,
collected for "The Miracle of Love" ...

The Golden Screen. A new record:
3 million viewers in 11 weeks. "

And?
- Bennie, we do that too!

Bennie, we do together
so a big bag of money.

Three million: Stronzo!

A map on flood cinema costs 2.50 marks.

Times three million are 7.5 million.

Porca Madonna! 7.5 million mark!
- Conservative expected!

Cesare has been a leading lady!
Which will have a great talent!

She has two great talents!

Lhrwollt so turn 's movie?
- You'll see.

Love, hate, jealousy.
Big emotions.

Here you caress me tenderly?
- Say, what are you doing?

Would you leave me about what I'm doing?
- Nothing falls out one!

Again and the same! And then in the D-Zugtempo.
- If you do not like it, let's forget it.

You only think about yourself!
You do not care how I feel about it!

Are you saying that you do not have fun?
- Yes. But you're letting me yes no time!

I reached the climax only when I ...
If I's to myself ..

What are you doing? You masturbate?
Why did you marry me at all?

I ...
- Monika!

Promise me you will not do it.
- I can not.

They must promise. As a wife!
(Husband) But that's perverted!

You have like a guilty conscience!
- Yes, but not because I'm doing it,

but because I do it secretly.
I have the feeling that I'm cheating on you.

Oh, with whom? With the da?
Do not make me laugh!

(Lothar laughs)

(Audience)
Peace man, peace!

Bennie? Bennie!

What 's going on?
- I can not do that.

I know the film is perhaps
not 100 percent on your line ...

I have sworn in two weeks
as a police officer. When the get out,

I'm doing a film with sex
has to do, then I'm a goner.

And one for all time
- Who are to hear that? From me?

The couple of days, come on. We make das.

There's something else.
- What?

I can not make a film about sex.
- Why not?

I've never ...
- You've never had sex?

Beautiful evening.
- Bennie!

Bennie, now wait a minute, Bennie.

I have not told you the thing
tells the pills.

What is the best pills?
- Birth control pills.

I've got 'ne load
taken over 5,000 packages.

But that's illegal!
- Only if one is possible to catch.

Man, I would have on the free market
Five times that can sell for.

What does "would have"?

I can not believe that!
You steal money from the bank!

I do not steal anything.
I'm Nachtwaechter, so employees.

I myself only a short-term
Loans guaranteed respecting. From Friday to Monday.

Yes, and more?

Then Turns out,
that there were no birth control pills.

But?

Peppermint.

The types with the 10,000
were of course long gone.

And what will you do now?
- Well, the movie.

With you.

Bennie, you're the only one
I know, derweiss,

how to make films.
And this movie is my only chance

the bank pay back the money.
Otherwise I end up inevitably in jail.

Everything is prepared in detail.
Only Wirwarten on you.

Freddie ...
- You are my brother.

You can not get me now
let you down. I need you.

(Anna)
2 Reminder.

How's that?
- Pretty skinny.

We probably have to go to the crunch.
- The Stamp Collection by Papa?

Is probably no other choice.
If we sell,

then we get really out what.

Can not you wait a little with it?
Maybe I still falls a thing.

Oh, Bennie.
- Werweiss, sometimes ...

sometimes miracles happen yes.

You're talking like your brother already.

A straight story
to find for our film,

I want you, you,

Now invite. At a short ride
by the successful productions

recent past. Questions? No?

Good. Then we set off immediately.

Good. I write at times,
what are the best topics.

Exactly. And we pack then simply
in the film.

Sun

Favorite?
- Yes!

May I rueberkommen to you?
- No.

I can not now.
- Why not?

Why, why?
- Can not I ask?

Should I always be guided by you.
I do not want.

Oh, Sven.
- Well, it was nice?

No!

(Speaker) to recommend sooner this is often
encroach inexperienced pairs of position,

because while the man from above
with the head between the legs ...

the partner is,
which inevitably drive his nose too deep ...

between the legs
is close to the anus.

The movement, which demonstrates the couple ...
- Just forget it.

For the movement during coitus
there is no ideal tempo.

But you should always be rhythmic,
because the rhythm of the irritation increased.

(Speaker) While the man
was the introduction of the link ...

immediately to a steep
increasing excitation leads ...

and he strives towards orgasm,
Although increases ...

by the immediate physical stimuli
the accomplished association ...

the excitation of the woman without her
but can keep up with him.

The imaginative love partner ...
- Well, then, I thought,

only times the basic rules, huh?
Erogenous ... a sphere,

but is due to the knowledge
all erogenous Spheres ...

a symphony of perfect happiness
can compose.

Why not write it on hold times.
- Having had a prior lovemaking ...

in the normal supine woman kneels
the man next to her thighs,

so as to form a right angle to the body
the woman makes. Then he pushes ...

the left arm below the knee ...
- What is the best 'n angle?

Since I'm also asking about.
Make time, because ...

The legs are lifted,
to the thighs ...

forming a right angle.
- I'm sorry, I find that complicated.

Total.

Undressing in front of the partners is
miss their effect in any man.

It is probably the oldest
Verfuehrungsmethode the woman.

Today it is often commercially
evaluated with the striptease.

Have you ever experienced Group?
- Yes.

Why you participated?
- So out of curiosity.

Why do so many take part in group sex?
- From boredom, because somehow ...

which is too boring alone so ...
Curiosity also.

What did you enjoy preparing the Group?
- Nothing at all.

Have you ever seen a porn magazine?
- Yes.

Do you find that you the porn ban
should cancel for adults? - No.

You should not.
- Allow existence?

Yes.
- Keep Porn for something bad?

No, I do not think.
- Abertrotzdem you want ...

let pass the ban porn?
- Yes, yes.

Doctor, how is it with the third way
orgasm with masturbation ...

or masturbation.
- 99% of young men and girls ...

masturbate occasionally,
covered in 1 /% is lying.

Did you know by the way that you
on the size of the mouth of a woman ...

can infer the size of her vagina?
- The vagina of a normal, healthy woman

is so elastic that it is generally
adjusts the size of the male member.

Ah! Here comes the coffee!

So, because I can somehow
recognize no concept.

Concept?
Breasts and ass, that's the concept.

A scientific framework,
is already required, huh?

See you tonight at Cesare, yes?
- All right.

Shall I take you?
- No, thanks, I still have that before.

But do not forget me so the thread does not!
204,

Hello ...

Let's see some games.
206,

(Whisper)

What? I want to fuck you?

Shit!

Hello, Bennie!
- I a bad time?

No. Come.

That's Lasse!
Always hears the radio Beijing.

How you speak Chinese?
- No, why?

I hear the only solidarity.
214,

Do you like one?
- No, thank you.

And how's your movie?
- He's all quite ... the fine.

Time for breakfast.
- This is Walter.

Hello.
- This is Bennie. You know,

who wants to make the movie with us.
- That was the Stalinist tinkle.

Luckily I've built too much.
You must think about the future always.

Take precautions is really important.

Say,

but I know you from somewhere.
- Expectations on the demo at the university.

No, no, there was not. That was
as who arrested me once,

at the police station, this can be?
- I?

Tell me, what's it all again
in your movie?

Never 'ne nude woman seen?

Yet.

You know, Benjamin,

I would like to talk,
if your film is ideologically consistent.

Yes, that is actually ...
actually already. Yes.

Is it? And as you draw on the whole?

More like Marxist-Leninist?
Or do you see as more likely to barter ...

after the revolution.
- Walter, you do not need right here ...

Make 'n Tail ideological comparison.
- Leave me alone. I merely want to know,

which side he's on.

So we show times openly
marriage as ...

I've heard the word marriage degree?

Yes, just that it with marriage
was not actually over,

and that a wife also quiet times
with several men must.

And what about the men?

Gruess God, my name Koepke,
Criminal Ramer village.

Can it be
LHR that car was stolen? - Yes.

How ... I got to the police
called because no one has reported.

Saturday ... Ramersdorf ...

There he is. This is unbelievable!
How did you do that for so quickly?

City known car thief.
Which we had long been on the track.

One does what one can.
- That's what I find so great.

And how did you get him?
- It was a few hours ago.

To 'ner light.

Erwollte really go, but there is
but it actually flooded the engine.

How could it happen like that stupid?

That's what I asked myself.

And? How do we go from here?

I think we should be there still
some formalities done.

But of course. Come on inside.

So, this is just like ...

Oswalt Kolle for example.
- What?

The Spiesser tried yet,
to save the institution of marriage! - Exactly!

And we put it.

Other hand, we set the revolution
and sexual liberation.

That's not bad.
Because by the contrast he debunked ...

the spies bourgeois morality clich�s.

Very funny concept!

Say, you do not need more material
spies bourgeois views of right?

Yes, of course!
I mean, to be so stuffy.

I've got maybe an idea.

So, a Aufklaerungsfilm ...
- Yes.

And give back to the police?
- Yes, that must ultimately ...

the director decide.
- Before I leave that to you, my hall,

You must have me explain more precisely,
what is at stake in this Aufklaerungsfilm.

I'm finally alone.
As you come quickly to talk.

So that the men about the sexual
Requirements of the woman be cleared up.

Aha. And you're the expert?

Mom?

Who are you?
- I'm Freddie.

He is a film producer.

But you do not look like that.
- How do I look for?

How 's show-off.

Mom, I'm going to rueber George.
- But do not stay again as long.

This is Emmelie. My daughter.
- Sounds rather jaunty.

Can you say that.

Get rid of it. Away, away!

Everything must go

(Marriage counselor)
Little while yet.

Say, did you know
that there are women who have the compulsion

every day 'ne other Gemuesesorte to eat?
- Aberwieso?

What has this compulsion to Gemuesesorten
do the baby's sex life?

So for me that's just as with men.
If I for example ...

Italians have a settled expeditiously,
then comes for me for a good while ...

Italians no longer questioned.
Only then comes a Frenchman,

a Daene, a Spaniard, and so on.

Only after a certain number
by men of different Volksstaemme?

Ten.
- Ten? You need ten men ...

of different nationalities,
to satisfy yourself?

And then I'm only the number 11
- This must be very difficult for you.

Yes.

What is the best career for you?
- I am a seamstress.

Naeherin? Aha!

If the pedals
the sewing machine came, so ...

dismatched the rubbing of the thighs with
Voluptuous them from Verzueckungszustaende?

And how!
302,

There was once a day
I'm 45 pants sewed!

45? From a scientific perspective
the case is clear:

By the friction of the femoral
the sewing ...

They learned lively
sexual stimulation.
306,

This can in high doses Maedchenalter
lead to nymphomania

to put it colloquially to express them:
For man madness!

Is there still hope
for our love?

You should only times the sewing operation
let it rest. As for you,

Their friend so you better
can satisfy, it is recommended that

during the act in the spirit of primes
recite, or possible to ...

unpleasant experiences in memory
to call. This delays the emptying.
313,

That was awesome.
The scene is essential to the movie!
314,

Exactly.
But then I play the marriage counselor!

I got the story for the film.
The innocent girl Rita ...

is through their diligent work
at the sewing machine unintentionally ...

sexual lust whipped.
- With 'ner sewing machine?

Yes.
- The Wicked ...

Careful, careful!

I'm sorry.

Sun ..

Look through quiet times!

Could you maybe
a piece to go backwards? Yes.

Yes. That's good, that's good.

Take a still from the front, please, will you?
- Yes.
326,

Mom, you look great!
(Freddie) but I find that too.

Emmelie come,
I'll help with homework.

Hm?
329,

Schlaeft the now more often with us?
- Do not always so curious.

I knew it: With so 'ner camera
see you in the middle of the bottom of things.

Huge, huge!
- Yes. Ok, Freddie ...

You are sexually debilitated Rita's friend.
- What?

Sexually allaying I?
- You just have to play it yes.

Oh, shit!

People, listen up all the time! Irene ...

(Lucy) Bennie?
- The Lucy, which is tantamount to

may never know that the film
we turn here, a sex film is.

And not a word that I'm a cop.
Is that clear?

Clear.
- Sure thing.

Clear.

Hello. I'm Lucy.
- Hello.

This is our team. The best
you can find. All professionals.

Here's your text for the scene ...
- Thank you.

Well, he would be losing now only
the lead actress.

(Freddie) This can not be true!
Where is it?

They are now about three hours ...
- Freddie, what should I do?

The Gina ... she is a diva.

(Gina)
Cesare?
349,

Gina?

Ciao!

Ciao, Bella!
- Ciao.

So who really has talent!
- May I introduce Signorina Gina!

Hello. I am the Bennie.
- From you I've heard a lot.

Si!

I am so glad that you are the leading role
in the film take over ...

and I hope that I ...

and I am convinced that we determined
really work well together.

Va bene!

Class, then nothing can go wrong.
Would you ever move?

Va bene.

Willing to ... Wardrobe. For the role
You need a different costume.

Va bene.

Say, but Gina also speaks German?
- German!

Language of love is always Italian.
Around the world.

If the do not speak German,
can not play in our movie.

Is that clear?
- Is there a problem here?

All right.
Freddie, I tell you again,

I am the producer here.
When Gina is not playing in this film,

I do not give Mark a penny,
not even a lire.

Capito?

But it has its text,
they should recite halt. Tell her that!

You have the kind of text
unravel in German.

That one?
- Si.

Only then comes a "Dane" ...

A Frenchman ...

A Spaniard ...

And so on ...

Not the point, huh? Not the point.

I can not do that.
I do not understand.

Yes, and now?

Bennie, you let something come up.

Please. No matter what.

And ... Please!

So, now you tell me
simply times free from the Leberweg,

where your problem is.

Stop times, please! Where is the problem?

I do not know how to play it.

What shall I say,
If I understand anything about it?

Gina does not know how she a character
to play if they do not know

what to say?
- You can still can say what she wants.

You can say what you want.

What should I say?
Should I just improvise?

I lack the text.
I do not know what to say, ok?

Gina says her think of any texts.
- Since we have a problem, huh?
395,

So good. You should stop anything
recite from your menu.

From my menu?
- Yes, your menu!

Come on, tell her. We can not but
stand around all day, man.

Tot all dishes on the restaurant.

Then they are satisfied.

Va Bene.
- Good!

We are "Ready"!
- We turn the Next. Sound?

Sound runs!

And please!

So, now you tell me once free
of the Leberweg where your problem lies.

Mozzarella with tomato.

And ...

Saltimbocca.

And ...

Freddie, Freddie,

do you ever further.

And then I went to
repeated evacuation ...

collapsed unconscious. And that to me!
- I hoer nothing!

I do not see anything. From!

I do not want to play the director,
But this Italian talk,

understands not human.
- We have to stop synchronizing.

International commonplace, huh, so.

In there. Has a little bit of air.

Good, good, very good!

I feel miserable.
- Gina says

it feels like a dog on a leash.
- Then she should take care of me,

that they will not hang!
- All on position.

Moment.

I have ... Moment. Thus, sound runs!

Camera runs. And please!

You need 10 men of different
Nationalities to satisfy themselves?

And I am only the number eleven ...

That must be very hard for you.
You need to learn,

that you still
are a valuable person.

Always these tomatoes.

Spaghetti.

Minestrone.

Sea ...

Gina, por favore.
- And all beautiful here ran close tightly.

Schoen stay tuned.

Well, let's turn.

Sound!
- Sound runs!

And ... Please!

Lasagna al Forno.

Pizza Margherita.
- Stop off.

Sorry,
but I've never seen

that three people
speak in a bouquet of flowers.

Either sound or no sound.
- So, what now?

No, then we build.
Then we go here on the two.

Freddie, Gina, the wall needs to get out, tag.

Well, let's turn. Sound!

Sound runs!
- And the camera runs. Please!

Lasagna al Forno. Pizza Margherita.

Only when a number by men
from different nationalities

in a predetermined order
have contributed cart ...

Cesare, they must now begin to cry.
Tell her that

Gina, please begin to weep.

This carbonara ...

More expression, please!
- Hm?

"Molto espresso!"
- More expression! Come on, darling!

It was all the parmesan.

Ah!
- Stop!

Highway!

Ah!
- Fantastic!

That was much better.

The wirwohl still have to make time.
- No.

Again there's not.
Bennie, we're just doing no art!

What? I'm talking not about art. So ...
- So on.

It is what it is.
- I have to report now, unfortunately,

the camera from 18 clock
is no longer available.

And since we are already over it.
- What?

Koepke, set the times a movie you
have made during the demonstration,

make us the ringleader
can look at it.

I'm sorry, boss.
I'm afraid, there is nothing out of it.

Yes, mine is the material
unfortunately come to light during the design.

What? That's still not at all.
- Well. Yes, unfortunately all gone.

You're such a plum, Koepke!

Lord Chief Commissioner. Maybe I can
contribute to the solving. - Yes, please.

In the demonstration, I was
of an agitator with a cake ...

assaulted. I have taken the liberty
to pursue the matter selbststaendig ...

and must report that this subject
in the immediate vicinity ...

ansa is vinegar in a so-called community.
- Here in Ramer village?

The do have the hut full of drugs.
That's enough for 'coupla years.

I order an immediate crackdown.
Where one of this rabble is

is certainly a whole nest.
We ruecken out in half an hour.

Chef proposal. What do you think,
if I ever ancestor ...

and the input observiere?
- Good idea, Koepke!

I want photos of each,
goes in and out of there. - Yes, boss!

Shit, shit, shit, shit!

Freddie! Freddie!

What 's going on?
- Come on, get in! You have to help me!

Come on! Come on!

Hey, you promised my mother,
that you are watching over me!

Oh man! Stupid adults.

How are you talking about me?
I 'ne person of respect!

And now you told me once,
what's going on here.

Come on, give me your clothes!
- Your brother is funnier than you

What?

And construction merely no shit!
- Clear.

Thank you.
- Good Luck!

Stop! But not that way!
Are you insane?

Hey, take your fingers out of there!

Do it off immediately!
- Why? I wanted to do from time to time.

I also.

What was that?

The cops make 'ne raid with you!
- What? Come first look.

Well, Stalin?
Come on, you first take a little smoke.

Man, do away!
The cops are here in a moment.

Not a bad idea, that. Pie with the
- Handbook for hiding drugs.

Where 's the back door?
- What is the best 's back door?

Stay here. Raid is still funny.

No, they are allowed to not find me here!
- What are you scared for?

Because the movie I'm doing.

(Palpitations)
(Chief Inspector) Open the door! Police!

Comm

(Lasse),
And in the oven.

Gruess God who reigns.
- Roesner, come on the run!

Not in the closet!

Come under the covers!

Moment.

Give me your finger!
- What?

Take it off!

Whoa!
- I have nothing to hide!

So there we have the facts
of extramarital sex.

This is all legal. If you send us for
So now would apologize:

We would like for the sake of the German people
fulfill the marital obligations

and a small, sweaty,
submissive taxpayers testify.

Owning a cake
will probably still be allowed?

When was the last demonstration
as a cake as missiles ...

Anything?
- Yes! I seized a weapon.

Nonsense, Stuermer.
Place the back down. March!

So 's luck. The good material.

Now tell me, how did you know
that the cops come?

Lucy, I must confess dirwas.

So, in reality, I'm ...

Man, you saved our asses!
- Tip action, Bennie!

Come on, the first piece is for you.
- Can you disappear time degree?

(Elke) I actually thought
in 'ner municipality you share everything.

(Music)

Gina, you now need to show emotions.

You must be really desperate
if you drop LHR confession here.

Tell her that

If what you're saying now,
must all be inside your emotions.

Everything on the grill.

With a lot of cannelloni.

But not now!
Only when the camera runs!

Sound!
- Sound runs!

Camera runs! And please.

Please.

What's going on?

What's going on?

I feel nothing. It's over.

Yes, what they say?
- Gina has no emotions.

What?
- She let out all the emotions,

because you said it too early.
Now she has no more. Basta. Finito.

Clean!

Now what?

One ... two ... three ...

Four ... five ... six ...
- Oh! That must be very hard for you.

Because our love is there still hope?
- But of course.

(Ltalian)

Cut!

That's it.
(Freddie) people, that was something.

And now we make the scene,
where Gina just stands there naked ...

and says nothing. The one with the pointer.

(Ltalian)

No.

Gina does not naked.

What do you mean, "does not naked"?

Gina but you have already said,
for what kind of movie we're shooting here?

Si, natural elements!

And that, in a sex film
must play naked?

I said, it is a film about Love.
- How?

Love?
- Lots of love.

Perhaps misunderstood the Gina.
- You verscheisserst me, right?

We shoot with a leading lady,
which speaks no German, a sex film,

and does not want to take off!
The waer the first adult film with no sex!

How are we supposed to do with it coal?
- You must not talk to me!

I paid for everything here!
- Yes, 800 Mark!

Si.
- Bennie?

Come out with.

You got me so fucked quite beautiful.
It's only you, but the coal.

Lucy.

This film ...
I'll do the nurwegen my brother.

The financially depends totally in the shit.
- Aha. So what?

I have to help him to earn money
or he goes to jail.

To jail.

How is the hot movie for?

So:

"Pornorama!

The Confessions of the great man seamstress
Rita Who needs! "

Good title.
- Yes.

What is this now?
- Well, Rinchen help from stop.

What?
(Freddie) You heard it yet.

Gina does not. Not even in a bikini.

And at the scene but it's totally matter
who's playing.

Hm, well, we shoot's way it is.

Sound.

Sound runs.

Camera runs. And please!

Here we have the left breast.
It being understood,

that in the nipple
the greatest pleasure factor concentrates.

Particularly in so-called Nymphomanienen.

Nymphomaniacs.
- Oh, that's really stupid now.

Material is all. I need to reload.
- When the roll is,

then we have no more.
That was the last one!

Since we only have to buy more time.

Cesare, you've heard.

But now I have nothing of it.
- Then we'll go to you just now.

No. That's a problem. My Mom
has gekuckt in the till yesterday.

And?
- She saw that the cashier leerwar.

And what does that mean now?
- She's pissed.

I can give no more.
- This is no kidding, right?

I'll kill you, you slimy,
small pizza producer.

Freddie, Freddie!

So, yes, I could sell my moped.

'N hundreds brings determined.
- People do it all does not make sense.

But we have it calculated through x times:
We come back and the front is not clear.

But the camera footage.
Add to that the costs for the cinema copies.

We are quite simply screwed.
- Bloed, we display ...

have been switched for the premiere.
The money is now gone also.

I'm really sorry, Freddie.

(Music)

You've really learned something.
- Yes!

People, there is good news.

We make weiterwie planned.

One, two and three.

Oh yes.
This brings us further for now.

Where did 'n all that money come from?

Does not matter. The main thing, it's there.

(Lothar) I find also.
(Lrene) The only question now is,

how we solve the problem with Gina.
In one scene it was quite ok,
# 627

but I can not constantly double for it.
- I got me there for so ...

some thoughts made over it, huh?

"The Association Assembly".

Sergei Mikhailovich Eisenstein.
- I do not understand now.

What is this help us?
- In the world, there's not only yes ...

naked or not naked, huh?
It now only applies the rules ...

due to study.

Then we can show sex
without showing sex.

Association assembly.

(Whistling)

Rest!

Mess! I'll call the police!

Bonjour, Madame.
A la bouillabaisse a la Marseillaise et.

Kalinka!

Cut. Thank you.
- Well, I was good?

Yes, very good!
- Bene.

Freddie, pull yourself together times.

Cut. Va bene.

On the bed.

More jump! People, people! More!

Must go back to the movies.

Hoer look at that again:

"Pornorama!
The Confessions of the great man seamstress

Rita Who needs ".
- So 'ne mess! Let's see.

"Premiere at the Apollo cinema."

Moment, which is just around the corner.
- We get the message.

People ihrwisst,
that today is our last day of shooting.

And what comes next,
keys is the scene for our film:

Namely the scene
in which the man is great seamstress.

And we turn really erotic.
- Ciao!

That is not you serious, are you?

Can not you at least
'S few Knoepfe open?

I'm sorry, because it is hard as iron.

Oh well.

Well, finally, that.
- Human Lothar.

Awesome, plus the Tulle rueber,
'll do it a bit softer.

Bellisimo!

Sound!
- Sound runs!

Camera runs! And, Lucy, Gina.

Please!
- Fournier looks at young girls ...

in particular activities
as the Maschinennaehen as the cause ...

Even at the desecration.
And not without reason! - Driving away.

Well done, slowly, slowly!

Fantastic, Lothar!

Through the continual rubbing
the thigh ...

be lively irritation
generated at the external genital areas.

Of course, the effect is more effective
the faster the pedal is moved.

(Groan)

Oh yes!

(Freddie)
Saved.

Two hours yet. The countdown runs.
- Cool, Cool man.

I'm going to talk to the cashier
for the first people, huh?

Man, boy, but you peep at the time.
- It's still not at all.

We did it real.
- You did it.

You shot your first film.

Come on!

What runs' s here!

I still have no card sold!
- Hm?

What is going on here?

I figure it now something wrong?
Then what do the people out there?

In our demonstration they want
obviously not pure.

Lech my name Bach, chief inspector.
The idea is prohibited by the police.

Why, if I may ask again?
- That is your typical!

Again and this repressive shit!
Why not simply from their skin?

Bennie, what are you doing here?

You stand but now on the roster!
- Exactly, Koepke, where were you?

And on the eve
your oath as a police officer!

What?

You're a cop?

Lucy, Lucy, wait!

Lucy! Lucy!

Hau merely from.

Lucy, hoer me a moment please.
I know I would have to say it to you.

Yes, I want to tell you it also.
- I can not believe it.

I've fucked with 'a cop.
- Damn, what's so bad there?

There must be also policemen.

Otherwise you would your car every day
be stolen. - I have no car.

Then cast your bike. Or every night
breaks with you a one, Lucy.

Lucy, I love you, and I wished,
I would have never lied to you.

Bennie, I've had enough.

Verscheissere 'ne other.
708,

It has a sequel!

Once "instinctual, greedy, unrestrained."

2.80 Mark, please.

So, now I want to know
who here messed us the tour.

"Birch forests in Sweden"?

Do not want to see you.
- I would like to hear from their own.

Fuck you, you son of a cop!

I do not get it all.
- There may be more nature ...

than you think.

(Swedish)

Lucy, Lucy!

I need to talk to you.

Pornography is illegal, I think!

Lhr-speak with your censorship.

Now the other drive the coal
with wheelbarrows home. Shit!

Madonna, what we have seen?
And we? We do nothing.

And with us is all the police!
- We have not for ...

"Dirty Swedes", but for
"Birch forests in Sweden" paid.

That's the trick.

That's it.

It's over.

Come on, let's go home.
- No, let times.

I'll come by.

What are you gonna do?
- I fly to New York tomorrow morning.

New York City?
- Come degree of 'ner old friend.

She has' borrowed alittle bit coal.
- And Mama? If you're flying so early,

you can easily hardly say goodbye to her.
- Is the moment perhaps better way.

The money for the film, right?
You've borrowed money.

I have not been inflated. I have ...
- Yes, what?

Now red already!

I got the stamp collection
brought to the pawnshop.

You what?
- God, what was I supposed to do?

Had to come from somewhere, so the money.
- Are you completely out of the role?

This was their retirement!

It may be
that they now have to sell the house.

How much did you get?
- 10,000.

Say, are you completely stupid?
The collection was worth at least 50,000.

I can trigger it again, right?
Do you think I let mom hanging?

The few thousand marks.

In America I deserve in dollars.

You know what, Freddie?
You are indeed my brother,

But I'm done with you.

I now begin with the swearing-in
our pretender.

Ludwig Roesner, you swear,
you transfered the office ...

exercise to the best of my knowledge and belief?
- I swear.

Go home, you fool!

Benjamin Koepke.

Koepke!

You swear that you transfered Office
exercise to the best of my knowledge and belief?

I'm sorry, boss, but I have to adapt.

Koepke, you lost your head?
- Yes.

Bennie!

Thomas Peter Friedl.

That was a strong number.

(Anna)
Bennie phone.

A joke from Mr. Bathing yard
wants to see you.

Yes?

What? Are you sure?

Yes, of course.

So, we are six.

No. Seven.
Well, then to 27 in court, right?

Bye.

So what.

Vai, vai, vai!

Gentlemen, where are you going?
The show is almost over!

(Ltalian)

Sorry, aberwir are sold out!
- Sold out?

She is the star of the film.
She is Gina Ferrari!

Prego!

Well then.
- Bene.

Nastrovje, borscht, Kalinka!

Finally, where have you been?
The film's already almost over!

But good that you're here.

Such a mess! I'll call the police!

Well, maybe alittle bit
too much iron stone.

You are a genius! A film-God!

I now ask the director of the film
on the stage, Benjamin Koepke.

I congratulate you most sincerely
to this success.

What do you do with this money?
- Well, so I ...

10,000 go to my producer ...

and my actors,
especially Gina Ferrari.

Grazie!
- And my brave crew,

which has enabled me to this film.

(Ltalian)

And what about the other 10,000 terms:

I will invest in stamps.

And now I want me
thank a person.

So, they put me on the idea
made for the film and ...

and so I very much regret
that they can not be there today.

Sorry, I'm just
a little ... I see ... I see

it's there yet. It stands over there
and I would like to ask on the stage.

Lucy, I beg you!

Yes, I hope that I still ...

I'm still quite a lot of films
can do with it and ...

much more.
- Does that mean

now I do not need any more sewing machine?

Pants down. I want to see.

Full House.

Moment!

So what? 3 tens and 'n Paerchen.

I have two kings.
- I have three.

Exactly.

Have you ever Kings 5
seen in a game?

Want to say something like that I bescheisse?

Koepke. You have a visitor.

Say, you still have to stay here long?

Not so long, a year or two,
maybe less.

I've asked myself finally,
voluntary.

When you come out, we're there.

I want to fuck you! What?

Well, Stalin? - Shit, now I have
Forgot that I wanted to say something.

To a ... Can I come again?
- Yes, please.

Cut!

I'm sorry. Shit again.

Sorry
- From!

We can again?
- Try.

Once "instinctual, greedy, hermanchen ..."
Again, go.