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I'm calling to follow up on a story
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- about Glint Enterprises.
- It's Ozzie.
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- He's connecting the dots.
- Oh, damn it.
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This thing between
you and me has to end.
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You've made your choice, traitor.
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I really, really like you,
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and I think about you a lot.
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You're the first person
that I've told about this,
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outside the group.
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Who did this to you?
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Empathy. I will find you.
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Thanks so much for doing this.
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Sure. Always happy to talk
to journalism students.
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Well, it'll be an interview
followed by a quick Q&A.
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- All right.
- I'll see you out there.
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- Okay.
- Ozzie?
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I'm Marissa Klein.
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I run the Metro desk
for the New York Times.
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Yes, I'm familiar.
I'm a fan of your work.
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Your piece on prison reform was amazing.
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Well, if you have time
after this, I would love
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to talk to you about an opening.
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- Yes, I... I would love that.
- Our distinguished guest
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today is Ozzie Graham.
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Thank you. Welcome.
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He's the man behind the
scathing article about
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Glint Enterprises and
CEO Jonathan Walsh.
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It'll be tight,
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but I think if I learn to budget,
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this should last me for months.
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Okay, Nancy, we're gonna
need more duffel bags.
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How much cash were you able
to get from my accounts?
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None. They've frozen everything.
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Even my Cayman Islands holdings?
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- Yes.
- Bermuda?
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Yes.
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What about my Bitcoin?
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Nancy?
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Nancy?
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Fantastic. Perfect time
for a system update.
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Aah! Nancy, what are you doing?
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Whoa!
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Oh!
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Who's a little Grey bastard now?
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- Jeff?
- Hey, Jonny boy.
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- Hear you're a traitor.
- Jeff...
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- Hope you don't mind...
- Jeff...
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but I performed a manual
override on your...
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... Assistant.
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I'm repossessing her on
behalf of the mission.
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Oh, come on!
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Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb
www.addic7ed.com
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The MainStation will be here shortly.
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The invasion can then begin in earnest.
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- Jeff...
- What do you think they'll make
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of the problems you've created?
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Jeff... Jeff...
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28409 still runs free.
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- Jeff...
- Kurt died...
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trying to clean up your mess!
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Kurt died because he didn't
understand crosswalks.
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And now I have to fix everything.
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Starting by infiltrating StarCrossed.
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Jeff, if you kill me,
everything will be exposed.
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You disgust me.
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Oh.
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Did you want your duffel bag of money?
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Come on, just let me
have it. Don't be a dick.
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You wanted to live among
the humans, traitor.
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I wonder how you'll
fare as a broke human.
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Aah!
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Oops.
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You ripped my suit!
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Try living among your human friends now.
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So, Jonathan Walsh was your boss,
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and you exposed his involvement
in a massive cover-up.
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Was it hard for you to watch
Walsh take the fall for that?
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You know, I didn't... I
didn't feel great about it.
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But, you know, that's part of the job.
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It's following the truth no
matter where it takes you.
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That's the responsibility
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and the burden of being a journalist.
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- Next question, please.
- Hi, Mr. Graham.
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My name's Jenny Kim.
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I'm a second-year journalism student
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and also a really big fan of your work.
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Thank you.
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How has your belief in aliens
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affected your career as a journalist?
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- Excuse me?
- Is this a joke question?
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I actually tried to interview you
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after your alien abduction
support group article
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was published in Glint.
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They said that you quit
and moved to Beacon.
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- That's... that's true, yeah.
- Is there a question here?
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Well, StarCrossed is in
Beacon, so I just assumed...
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Well... Jenny, is it?
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You know, as a journalism
student, you should know
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that correlation does
not prove causation.
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I know, but then I drove by the church,
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and I saw you leaving with the group.
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Twice.
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So do you believe in aliens?
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No.
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Yes. I believe in aliens.
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Do you think you've
been abducted by aliens?
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The jury's still out on that one.
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That's... not a "No."
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No, it's not.
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We prefer the term "experiencers."
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Uh-oh! There he is!
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My man! Hey, hey!
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That's... really not necessary.
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It's not necessary? What
are you talking about?
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"We prefer the term 'experiencers'"?
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- Mic drop.
- Yes. Boom.
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- It's not that big of a deal.
- It's a big deal!
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Can you imagine what
that did to your career
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as a respectable journalist?
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I have some idea.
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You can kiss that goodbye.
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That was a big sacrifice you made.
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- Thank you.
- Now, as your sponsor...
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I-I feel like I need to
take credit for at least
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20, 30, 40% of this, 'cause it's... Ooh.
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Can I talk to you for a
moment, in the knitting corner?
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We were told to never go over there.
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- Stay away from the yarn trees.
- All right.
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You're not going near the
knitting corner, are you?
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- No. No.
- No.
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- We were... yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Just...
- Good night.
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Take care.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Hey. How's it going, Ger?
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- On a scale of 1 to 10?
- O-okay.
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- About a 2.
- Oh.
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Recently had a lifelong dream
die, and I'm thinking about
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selling insurance for my dad.
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- I'm sorry to hear that.
- But...
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I have attracted the
attention of a good woman.
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- Oh.
- Which puts me back up
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at a solid 5, 5 1/2.
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So, all in all, I guess I'm average.
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Okay. There you go.
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What the...
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So, I'm guessing that
congratulations are in order.
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Congratulations.
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- Are you upset with me?
- Mm, no, no, no.
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I'm not upset, I-I guess
it's more like, um...
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crushing disappointment.
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That's what I would call it, yeah.
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- Do... do you know why, or...
- The... the podcast?
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Look, I had no choice. She ambushed me.
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Maybe you should explore
why it takes being
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ambushed for you to finally open up,
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when you had the chance to do it here
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on "Coming Out Day"
with the group, but no,
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you chose to blow that off.
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I told you, I was sick.
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Oh, bullshit!
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You blew it off. Food poisoning, my ass.
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Just talk, Ozzie, okay?
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We're here to listen.
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Okay. Totally.
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I promise.
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- Hey, pretty lady.
- Hey, Gerry.
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How's, uh... how's things?
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Yeah, pretty good, thanks.
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Uh, everything okay, Gerry?
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Do you understand women?
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Yes. Yeah, I think like a woman.
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So I could probably help you with...
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Whoa. Who is that?
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Excuse me. I'm looking for StarCrossed.
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- You found us.
- Nancy?
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Welcome to StarCrossed.
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Hello?
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Whoever it is that's back there,
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you shouldn't be there!
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Oh, my God!
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So, tell us about yourself.
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- Oh, I'd like to know...
- ... About all of you.
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Well, we'll get to that, of course.
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I... I love your enthusiasm.
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But new members usually start
by introducing themselves.
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Okay.
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Um, you might want to start with
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"My name is..."
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Oh, my name is Nancy.
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- Hi, Nancy.
- Nancy, welcome aboard.
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I'm Richard. I'm Richard.
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Nancy, have you ever been
in a group therapy before?
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- No.
- That's okay.
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May I ask why not?
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Because I'm not weak.
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So you associate
vulnerability with weakness?
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Exactly. Yes.
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Well, Nancy, this is a safe place.
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You can talk about
anything that you want here.
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- Your workplace...
- You can talk about relationships...
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I, for example,
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uh, just got out of a
serious relationship.
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With a woman. So...
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Nancy, I had no idea...
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that you knew anything about this stuff.
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I didn't, until your interview today.
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Ozzie's my coworker.
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Oh.
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Never mentioned you to me.
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Wow.
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_
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It is amazing what we
learn about one another
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when we share with one another.
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And with that in mind, Ozzie,
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I'm gonna ask you to begin tonight.
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Oh... sure. Yeah. Uh, sharing. Sharing.
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You had a pretty big day.
Why don't we start there?
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Uh, ooh...
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- Gerry, come on.
- You got my note!
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- Yeah, I did, Gerry.
- Must be busy.
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Every time I call you,
I get your voicemail.
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Yeah, um, so here's the
thing, Gerry, listen...
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Why do you keep using my name, Yvonne?
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So formal.
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Okay, sweetie, listen to me.
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I really like you.
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I like you, too! I like you so much.
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- So, so much.
- Okay.
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Let's... let's try something.
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On the count of three, we're gonna say
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what it is that we want to do, okay?
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One... two... three.
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- Let's keep sleeping together on the DL.
- Let's move in together.
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Gerry, did you just say,
"Let's move in together"?
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Uh...
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I am not in the headspace for
something serious right now.
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Especially with a group member.
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Oh.
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But... but you know what?
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This is me. This isn't you.
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And... and I... I need some space.
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Um, but... but... but
let's still be friends.
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- Yeah.
- Right?
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Makes sense.
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Mm.
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Okay, so, I am gonna go in here,
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and I just need you to
wait like two minutes,
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all right, 'cause I don't
want them thinking, you know...
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I was gonna suggest the same thing.
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Okay! Eh! Boom.
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Excuse me, sir?
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You need a car to use the drive-thru.
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At the end of the day,
I'm just trying to process
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how I may have thrown away a
really great job opportunity
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for telling the truth.
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That's a really big compromise.
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How'd it make you feel?
259
00:11:08,465 --> 00:11:10,346
_
260
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:11,970
Ozzie?
261
00:11:11,987 --> 00:11:12,987
_
262
00:11:13,495 --> 00:11:14,995
- Uh...
- Ozzie!
263
00:11:14,997 --> 00:11:17,264
I'm sorry, I-I have to go.
264
00:11:17,266 --> 00:11:19,132
- Go where?
- I-I can't say.
265
00:11:19,134 --> 00:11:20,734
- What?
- I... I'm sorry.
266
00:11:20,736 --> 00:11:22,165
I know it all sounds made up.
267
00:11:22,190 --> 00:11:24,015
- All right. Well, it sounds made up.
- But it's-it's not.
268
00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,734
- I swear.
- Sounds like you're lying a lot.
269
00:11:25,759 --> 00:11:27,563
I'm sure I'll be back soon.
270
00:11:28,098 --> 00:11:29,597
Oh, my God...
271
00:11:29,709 --> 00:11:32,470
that guy, he struggles
with his feelings.
272
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,800
Gerry, are you okay?
273
00:11:39,852 --> 00:11:41,588
Yeah, just getting some air.
274
00:11:41,590 --> 00:11:43,256
Really? 'Cause it looks
like you're crying.
275
00:11:43,258 --> 00:11:46,026
- No, high pollen count today.
- All right.
276
00:11:46,028 --> 00:11:48,161
I'm actually hurting pretty bad.
277
00:11:50,404 --> 00:11:52,092
Can you be discreet?
278
00:11:54,269 --> 00:11:55,669
Just starting to realize that the world,
279
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,990
in general, is just one big lie.
280
00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:00,959
That's... pretty negative.
281
00:12:00,984 --> 00:12:02,397
Yvonne dumped me.
282
00:12:03,554 --> 00:12:05,387
You and Yvonne were dating?
283
00:12:05,412 --> 00:12:06,780
Not anymore.
284
00:12:06,782 --> 00:12:08,284
But you know what?
285
00:12:08,517 --> 00:12:09,883
I think it's a good thing.
286
00:12:09,885 --> 00:12:12,519
You were crying five minutes ago.
287
00:12:12,521 --> 00:12:14,057
Tears of rebirth.
288
00:12:14,957 --> 00:12:17,391
- I'm a realist now.
- You're in an ebb, all right?
289
00:12:17,393 --> 00:12:20,060
- This is gonna pass.
- No. No.
290
00:12:20,286 --> 00:12:22,629
One day, a guy's just got to wake up
291
00:12:22,631 --> 00:12:24,865
and say, "I'm 40, I'm unemployed,
292
00:12:24,867 --> 00:12:27,701
"the aliens don't want
me, and love is a sham,
293
00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:30,028
"and that's just baseball."
294
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:35,153
I don't want to breach your
personal space prematurely,
295
00:12:35,178 --> 00:12:36,878
but new members do usually like to share
296
00:12:36,912 --> 00:12:38,239
their experience with the group.
297
00:12:38,264 --> 00:12:40,981
- My experience?
- With the aliens.
298
00:12:40,983 --> 00:12:43,483
Oh, the aliens. Right.
299
00:12:43,485 --> 00:12:44,794
Right. Okay.
300
00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:47,587
Don't hold back. I mean,
nothing's out of bounds.
301
00:12:47,589 --> 00:12:49,114
- It's all good, so...
- Euggh!
302
00:12:49,155 --> 00:12:51,289
Richard! Richard!
303
00:12:51,527 --> 00:12:52,544
Look a little thirsty.
304
00:12:52,568 --> 00:12:54,050
I'm not thirsty. I'm okay.
305
00:12:54,863 --> 00:12:57,349
It was the basic deal...
I was transported skyward
306
00:12:57,374 --> 00:12:58,932
on a crystalline shaft of light.
307
00:12:58,934 --> 00:13:01,271
- Mm.
- Oh, yeah. I've been there.
308
00:13:01,296 --> 00:13:03,270
And I was greeted by three aliens.
309
00:13:03,272 --> 00:13:06,044
One of them seemed deeply,
profoundly intelligent.
310
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:09,083
He had big, soulful black eyes.
311
00:13:09,411 --> 00:13:12,379
He was slightly shorter than
the others, but obviously much...
312
00:13:12,381 --> 00:13:14,685
... Much, much, much more competent.
313
00:13:14,742 --> 00:13:16,802
It was clear he was the leader.
314
00:13:16,804 --> 00:13:18,021
Mm. Wow.
315
00:13:18,046 --> 00:13:19,403
- Okay, it's like Ennis.
- Ah.
316
00:13:19,428 --> 00:13:21,427
You tell stories really well.
317
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,317
Do you want to tell us what happened?
318
00:13:25,342 --> 00:13:26,692
Not really.
319
00:13:27,024 --> 00:13:28,450
Should we call the cops?
320
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,042
No. No police.
321
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,341
I believe...
322
00:13:37,366 --> 00:13:39,729
that I was abducted by aliens.
323
00:13:39,754 --> 00:13:42,177
Oh, man! Come on!
324
00:13:42,202 --> 00:13:44,368
That abduction was meant for me!
325
00:13:44,393 --> 00:13:46,903
Gerry, calm down. This is about Doug.
326
00:13:46,928 --> 00:13:48,622
And I'm pretty sure he didn't try
327
00:13:48,647 --> 00:13:51,278
to intentionally hijack
your alien encounter.
328
00:13:51,303 --> 00:13:53,103
Oh, yeah.
329
00:13:53,128 --> 00:13:55,262
Sorry, Father Doug.
330
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,312
Was it awesome?
331
00:14:00,671 --> 00:14:02,310
It was hazy.
332
00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:05,932
There was a light, a bright
light, and then black.
333
00:14:05,934 --> 00:14:09,185
When I woke up, I was
wrapped in a membrane.
334
00:14:11,607 --> 00:14:13,240
And there were voices.
335
00:14:13,795 --> 00:14:15,912
Renounce your God.
336
00:14:15,937 --> 00:14:17,716
No! Never!
337
00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:20,717
Hail Mary, full of grace,
338
00:14:20,782 --> 00:14:22,148
the Lord is with me!
339
00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:23,248
And then I screamed.
340
00:14:23,273 --> 00:14:25,250
Let me go, you mother [bleep]
341
00:14:25,275 --> 00:14:27,045
It was awesome.
342
00:14:27,554 --> 00:14:29,388
And there was music.
343
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,366
Wait, you said there was music?
344
00:14:31,391 --> 00:14:34,154
- That's not canon.
- It was like a driving...
345
00:14:40,825 --> 00:14:42,630
Like... like not of this Earth.
346
00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:44,240
Sounds like dubstep.
347
00:14:44,973 --> 00:14:47,140
- This isn't aliens.
- It was aliens!
348
00:14:47,142 --> 00:14:50,810
Listen, I have 17 years
of research under my belt.
349
00:14:50,812 --> 00:14:52,545
- Okay, I don't care how...
- That's not aliens.
350
00:14:52,570 --> 00:14:54,091
It was aliens. I can prove it!
351
00:14:54,116 --> 00:14:55,841
10-4. Let's go.
352
00:15:00,211 --> 00:15:03,244
And if aliens exist, what does
that mean for world religions?
353
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:06,103
Was Jesus an alien? Were the Apostles?
354
00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:08,405
All right, Doug, those
are some heavy questions.
355
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,541
Maybe let's take it one step at a time.
356
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,882
They told me we were on
Mars. Can you believe that?
357
00:15:12,907 --> 00:15:14,578
- Mars!
- That's insane.
358
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,246
You know how long it
takes to get to Mars?
359
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,714
Nine months, minimum.
360
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,216
All right, Gerry. Lay off.
361
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,554
He doesn't understand
what we've been through.
362
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,422
He's not one of us.
363
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,425
I wish I wasn't one of us.
364
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,186
So, it sounds like you don't
feel very supported at work.
365
00:15:31,211 --> 00:15:32,496
I'm not.
366
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,891
My coworkers have no sense
of the bigger picture.
367
00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:36,717
Most of the time, I feel totally alone.
368
00:15:36,742 --> 00:15:38,769
Mm. That must be stressful.
369
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,070
It's insanely stressful.
370
00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,338
Do you have someone in your life
371
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,141
you can share these feelings with?
372
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,561
Well...
373
00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:47,660
my friend Kurt.
374
00:15:47,717 --> 00:15:49,412
Is Kurt your boyfriend?
375
00:15:49,576 --> 00:15:50,919
Or your husband? Or...
376
00:15:50,944 --> 00:15:51,949
He's dead now.
377
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,283
- He's what?!
- He's dead?!
378
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,852
- Oh, God!
- You poor thing!
379
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:59,864
I was woozy, and they... they
put something in my mouth.
380
00:15:59,866 --> 00:16:02,559
What do y... what do you mean?
Like a... a chip? Or a probe?
381
00:16:02,584 --> 00:16:05,436
What? No, no, no, like a...
it felt like a canister.
382
00:16:05,873 --> 00:16:08,498
- And it released gas.
- Did it make a sound?
383
00:16:08,654 --> 00:16:10,859
- Yes, it did.
- Did it sound like this?
384
00:16:12,842 --> 00:16:14,598
That's it! That's it! That's the sound!
385
00:16:14,623 --> 00:16:18,609
Seems like these "aliens"
got you high on whippets.
386
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,677
Whippets? Is that a thing?
387
00:16:20,858 --> 00:16:23,615
Yeah, it's a thing where
we need to call the police.
388
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,383
So, any reason the church
may have been targeted?
389
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,903
- Have you made any enemies?
- Enemies?
390
00:16:28,928 --> 00:16:30,865
How could we make enemies?
391
00:16:31,576 --> 00:16:35,645
I... mentioned the group
in an interview today.
392
00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:37,981
Is that the, uh, alien group?
393
00:16:38,006 --> 00:16:39,329
Yeah.
394
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,747
Okay, is there any way... Could we...
395
00:16:41,772 --> 00:16:44,504
please keep that out of the
official report, Officer?
396
00:16:44,529 --> 00:16:45,869
I'm gonna have to write this up.
397
00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:48,029
I mean, kidnapping is
a class B felony, so...
398
00:16:48,054 --> 00:16:49,144
Oh, my God.
399
00:16:49,169 --> 00:16:51,300
Plus, this could be
considered a hate crime.
400
00:16:51,325 --> 00:16:53,545
I may have to contact the archdiocese.
401
00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:54,966
Oh...
402
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:59,182
Excuse me, I... I have to take this.
403
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,584
I'm sorry.
404
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,752
Hello?
405
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,354
That's a crazy ringtone, huh?
406
00:17:06,662 --> 00:17:09,997
My two cents, Father, uh,
maybe have the alien group
407
00:17:09,999 --> 00:17:13,583
not... meet... here... anymore.
408
00:17:15,638 --> 00:17:18,172
That was quite an
interview you gave today.
409
00:17:18,174 --> 00:17:19,279
Yeah, well, you know,
410
00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:21,076
I thought I'd end my career with a bang.
411
00:17:21,101 --> 00:17:24,078
Ozzie. I still want to
hire you for this position.
412
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,146
- If you're interested.
- Yeah.
413
00:17:26,148 --> 00:17:27,248
I-I'm definitely interested.
414
00:17:27,273 --> 00:17:29,747
But I need help selling it upstairs.
415
00:17:29,772 --> 00:17:32,840
How much of your your alien thing
416
00:17:32,922 --> 00:17:35,189
are you comfortable walking back?
417
00:17:35,191 --> 00:17:37,191
W-walking back? What do you mean?
418
00:17:37,193 --> 00:17:40,138
It sounds like you and
Kurt were very close.
419
00:17:40,496 --> 00:17:42,224
I... I guess so.
420
00:17:42,249 --> 00:17:43,661
I don't know.
421
00:17:45,605 --> 00:17:47,271
Who did this to you?
422
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:52,039
Well, it sounds like
you cared a lot for him.
423
00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:54,337
Nancy, when I lost my husband,
424
00:17:54,362 --> 00:17:57,211
who rocked my gypsy soul,
425
00:17:57,213 --> 00:17:59,113
- you know what I felt?
- No.
426
00:17:59,115 --> 00:18:01,348
I felt lost and angry.
427
00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:02,948
- Is that how you feel?
- Yes.
428
00:18:02,973 --> 00:18:05,840
Yeah, well, you own that
anger. You're entitled to it.
429
00:18:05,865 --> 00:18:08,089
You know, I couldn't
even begin to heal...
430
00:18:08,114 --> 00:18:09,780
until I realized that.
431
00:18:10,445 --> 00:18:12,912
- I am angry...
- Yes, be angry.
432
00:18:13,896 --> 00:18:16,058
- ... at humanity.
- What? No.
433
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,249
No. Mnh-mnh, sweetie. No.
434
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,700
Excuse me.
435
00:18:19,854 --> 00:18:21,152
Sorry to interrupt,
436
00:18:21,177 --> 00:18:24,011
but Father Doug has an
important announcement to make.
437
00:18:24,607 --> 00:18:26,011
Doug?
438
00:18:26,109 --> 00:18:28,209
I need you all to leave.
439
00:18:28,234 --> 00:18:30,065
- Is there a gas leak?
- For the night?
440
00:18:30,090 --> 00:18:32,268
Permanently. He's kicking us out.
441
00:18:34,450 --> 00:18:36,550
- Ain't that some shit.
- Well, there you go.
442
00:18:36,552 --> 00:18:38,511
Nothing we can do, folks.
443
00:18:38,527 --> 00:18:39,527
No resolution.
444
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,747
What happened happened. Uh...
445
00:18:44,772 --> 00:18:47,440
If I lie about it, I'm no
better than Jonathan Walsh.
446
00:18:47,465 --> 00:18:49,532
What if Bob Woodward
couldn't break Watergate
447
00:18:49,557 --> 00:18:51,393
because he'd also seen
the Loch Ness Monster
448
00:18:51,418 --> 00:18:53,878
and no one would take him seriously?
449
00:18:57,210 --> 00:18:59,664
- That would be a shame.
- That would be a shame.
450
00:19:02,874 --> 00:19:04,540
Where is everybody?
451
00:19:08,263 --> 00:19:11,531
Father Doug was assaulted
and kicked us out.
452
00:19:14,447 --> 00:19:16,547
Gina, I'm... I'm going back to New York.
453
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,969
I thought about what you
said, and you're right.
454
00:19:19,151 --> 00:19:21,151
I haven't been doing
the work in here, and...
455
00:19:21,176 --> 00:19:23,523
when I try to share something personal,
456
00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:26,070
it just results in stuff like this.
457
00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:28,226
Aren't you at least gonna
say goodbye to everyone?
458
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:30,084
I'll send them a message
when I get back to the city.
459
00:19:30,109 --> 00:19:32,175
You can't run from this forever, Ozzie.
460
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,508
You were abducted, and
until you truly own it,
461
00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:37,484
it will haunt you.
462
00:19:37,607 --> 00:19:39,422
Thanks for everything, Gina.
463
00:19:39,899 --> 00:19:40,898
I mean that.
464
00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:52,297
Uh, Nancy, that was, uh,
465
00:19:52,322 --> 00:19:55,022
very courageous...
you, in there tonight.
466
00:19:55,047 --> 00:19:58,716
Um, you know... we could go
out for some coffee, or, um,
467
00:19:58,741 --> 00:20:00,487
a scone or something?
468
00:20:00,512 --> 00:20:01,948
Empathy.
469
00:20:02,275 --> 00:20:04,471
Gina is Empathy.
470
00:20:05,407 --> 00:20:07,393
Does that sound like
something you'd like to do?
471
00:20:07,418 --> 00:20:08,862
Tell me about Gina.
472
00:20:08,887 --> 00:20:10,520
Uh, sure.
473
00:20:10,822 --> 00:20:12,254
What do you want to know?
474
00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:14,153
- Everything.
- Everything.
475
00:20:22,969 --> 00:20:24,336
You're an idiot, dude.
476
00:20:24,361 --> 00:20:25,991
Renounce your God.
477
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,171
Nice work, boys.
478
00:20:27,203 --> 00:20:30,138
Good job kidnapping and
torturing that priest.
479
00:20:30,382 --> 00:20:31,973
I really appreciate it.
480
00:20:31,975 --> 00:20:34,676
If I need any more
kidnapping and torturing,
481
00:20:34,678 --> 00:20:36,256
- I will text you.
- You got it.
482
00:20:36,281 --> 00:20:37,545
- Seriously.
- Any time, yo.
483
00:20:37,547 --> 00:20:39,047
Keep it up.
484
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,109
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485
00:21:21,016 --> 00:21:25,109
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