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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,195 --> 00:00:02,538 Oh, I made you this. 2 00:00:02,563 --> 00:00:04,514 Oh, um, I made you this. 3 00:00:04,539 --> 00:00:06,554 I been trying to make contact for years. 4 00:00:06,579 --> 00:00:07,679 They still don't want me. 5 00:00:07,704 --> 00:00:09,468 Oh, you have a little... 6 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,745 You got some information on Jonathan Walsh? 7 00:00:12,747 --> 00:00:13,843 Let me grab a pen. 8 00:00:13,868 --> 00:00:16,904 Subject number 28409... I'm hearing there's a wrinkle? 9 00:00:16,929 --> 00:00:18,101 - I'm on it. - Good. 10 00:00:18,126 --> 00:00:20,718 Because if you can't handle it, we will. 11 00:00:21,332 --> 00:00:24,267 I've pored over hundreds of cryptic police reports 12 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:26,492 and discovered a distinct pattern. 13 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:29,445 Based on average temperature, 14 00:00:29,477 --> 00:00:31,077 the Earth's angle to the sun, 15 00:00:31,079 --> 00:00:33,779 and Beacon's longitude and latitude... 16 00:00:35,349 --> 00:00:37,716 I've accurately predicted the day, 17 00:00:37,718 --> 00:00:39,818 within a window of 2 1/2 hours, 18 00:00:39,820 --> 00:00:42,000 when the next visitation will take place. 19 00:00:42,025 --> 00:00:43,429 According to my data, 20 00:00:43,445 --> 00:00:47,000 nobody who's ever been taken on that day has ever come back, 21 00:00:47,025 --> 00:00:48,389 and guess when that day is. 22 00:00:48,414 --> 00:00:49,615 - Today! - Today? 23 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:51,514 And guess who'll be there to greet them. 24 00:00:51,539 --> 00:00:52,986 - Me! - You? 25 00:00:53,859 --> 00:00:56,022 So... 26 00:00:56,820 --> 00:01:00,514 I thought I'd... give you some stuff to remember me by. 27 00:01:00,539 --> 00:01:03,765 You know what? Thanks, Gerry, but why don't you hold on to it? 28 00:01:03,867 --> 00:01:05,934 I mean, you're comin' back anyway, right? 29 00:01:05,936 --> 00:01:09,204 No! Didn't you listen to anything I just said? 30 00:01:09,206 --> 00:01:11,139 - Not really. - This is a full-time gig. 31 00:01:11,141 --> 00:01:14,476 I'm gonna be like the ambassador of the human race. 32 00:01:14,478 --> 00:01:16,111 That's why I quit my toll-booth job. 33 00:01:16,113 --> 00:01:17,968 Wait. What? You quit your job? 34 00:01:17,993 --> 00:01:21,490 No, Gerry, don't quit your job to go chasing aliens. 35 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:23,350 - That's what you did. - Fair point, 36 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:25,414 but I'm a cautionary tale, man, 37 00:01:25,439 --> 00:01:27,521 not a shining example of what to do. 38 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:29,434 That's easy for you to say. 39 00:01:29,459 --> 00:01:32,131 You're a member of the group. I'm just a pity member. 40 00:01:32,156 --> 00:01:35,029 You're not a pity member. You're... 41 00:01:35,031 --> 00:01:36,931 a valuable component. 42 00:01:36,933 --> 00:01:38,687 I'm a mascot. 43 00:01:38,835 --> 00:01:41,344 You're a full-fledged member. 44 00:01:41,570 --> 00:01:42,948 Got your stripes. 45 00:01:42,973 --> 00:01:46,382 - I can see you made up your mind. - Yeah. I have. 46 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:48,296 You can come with me, buddy. 47 00:01:48,321 --> 00:01:49,890 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 48 00:01:49,915 --> 00:01:51,913 I'm-I'm actually gonna stay here. 49 00:01:51,915 --> 00:01:53,982 I've got some real work that I can do, 50 00:01:53,984 --> 00:01:56,251 you know, a real story with real facts. 51 00:01:56,253 --> 00:01:57,952 I been chasing a little too long 52 00:01:57,954 --> 00:01:59,220 without anything to show for it. 53 00:01:59,222 --> 00:02:01,122 Okay, yeah. Whatever, it's cool. 54 00:02:01,124 --> 00:02:02,991 But just so you know... Bigfoot's real. 55 00:02:03,016 --> 00:02:04,890 - Is he? - Is she? 56 00:02:04,915 --> 00:02:06,995 - And yes. - I'll write that down. 57 00:02:06,997 --> 00:02:10,085 Well, I guess this is it. 58 00:02:10,110 --> 00:02:12,140 I'm gonna miss us. 59 00:02:15,842 --> 00:02:18,076 It's been an honor being your best friend. 60 00:02:18,101 --> 00:02:19,474 Yep. 61 00:02:19,476 --> 00:02:21,187 Bring it in, big guy. 62 00:02:25,551 --> 00:02:27,240 Oh. Okay. 63 00:02:27,265 --> 00:02:28,669 All right. 64 00:02:28,694 --> 00:02:30,460 Safe travels. 65 00:02:35,618 --> 00:02:37,352 I'll see ya tomorrow, Gerry. 66 00:02:37,710 --> 00:02:41,117 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 67 00:03:02,464 --> 00:03:04,431 Astronaut ice cream. 68 00:03:04,456 --> 00:03:05,466 Check. 69 00:03:05,491 --> 00:03:07,107 Sativa seeds. 70 00:03:07,341 --> 00:03:08,911 Check. 71 00:03:08,936 --> 00:03:11,170 Dramamine. Check. 72 00:03:11,195 --> 00:03:13,107 Passport. Check. 73 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:15,207 Family photo. 74 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,665 Check. 75 00:03:20,998 --> 00:03:22,240 _ 76 00:03:23,553 --> 00:03:25,279 _ 77 00:03:27,577 --> 00:03:28,843 Hello? 78 00:03:31,014 --> 00:03:33,568 Gerry... is that you? 79 00:03:33,593 --> 00:03:36,138 Yeah, sorry. I butt-dialed you. 80 00:03:36,786 --> 00:03:38,253 Be there in a second, Mom. 81 00:03:38,255 --> 00:03:40,036 Sorry, I gotta go. Mom stuff. 82 00:03:40,061 --> 00:03:41,161 Okay. 83 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,068 There you go. 84 00:03:45,093 --> 00:03:47,562 I left some room in your coffee for cream. 85 00:03:47,564 --> 00:03:49,326 Have a super-terrific day. 86 00:03:49,474 --> 00:03:51,466 Welcome, valued customer. 87 00:03:51,468 --> 00:03:52,634 Uh... 88 00:03:53,971 --> 00:03:56,412 Hey. What can I get y... 89 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:58,373 - Well, what do you w... - I'll take a flat white. 90 00:03:58,375 --> 00:04:01,309 - Uh... - A-and while I'm here, um, 91 00:04:01,311 --> 00:04:05,280 just wanted to apologize for how I spoke to you. 92 00:04:05,282 --> 00:04:07,148 I... was a bit of a jerk. 93 00:04:07,150 --> 00:04:08,677 No. I was a jerk. 94 00:04:08,702 --> 00:04:11,203 I didn't respect your boundaries. 95 00:04:11,228 --> 00:04:12,627 I was a nosey-pants. 96 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:14,399 And after our interaction, 97 00:04:14,424 --> 00:04:18,059 I reflected a lot on male privilege. 98 00:04:18,061 --> 00:04:19,360 You did? 99 00:04:19,362 --> 00:04:22,185 I'm so sorry on behalf of all men. 100 00:04:22,568 --> 00:04:25,232 What are you doing later? Do you wanna grab a drink? 101 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:27,638 No one ever asks me 102 00:04:27,663 --> 00:04:30,364 if-if I want a drink. 103 00:04:30,607 --> 00:04:32,106 S-so is that a yes? 104 00:04:32,108 --> 00:04:34,724 Yeah. Yes a thousand times. 105 00:04:36,479 --> 00:04:37,824 Hi, this is Ozzie Graham. 106 00:04:37,849 --> 00:04:39,458 I'm calling from the "Beacon Gazette" 107 00:04:39,483 --> 00:04:42,260 to follow up on a story that I'm working on 108 00:04:42,285 --> 00:04:46,794 about the senator's possible connection to Glint Enterprises? 109 00:04:47,068 --> 00:04:49,090 Yeah, I can hold. 110 00:04:54,492 --> 00:04:55,807 This is Jonathan. 111 00:04:55,832 --> 00:04:58,466 You've got a problem. They want you to get a donut. 112 00:04:58,468 --> 00:05:01,177 What? Why? I just got a donut. I don't want another one. 113 00:05:01,202 --> 00:05:02,740 It's not a request. It's Ozzie. 114 00:05:02,765 --> 00:05:04,339 He's connecting the dots. 115 00:05:04,341 --> 00:05:06,247 He called Pelosi's office. They're pissed. 116 00:05:06,272 --> 00:05:07,560 Aw, damn it. 117 00:05:08,615 --> 00:05:11,168 Okay, push the donut meeting. Stall them as along as you can. 118 00:05:11,193 --> 00:05:12,347 I don't care what you tell them. 119 00:05:12,349 --> 00:05:14,427 And set up a lunch with Ozzie. 120 00:05:15,718 --> 00:05:17,184 Gyah! 121 00:05:18,756 --> 00:05:20,810 _ 122 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:29,505 Gerry... this is all your alien research. This is... 123 00:05:29,888 --> 00:05:31,032 this is your life's work. 124 00:05:31,034 --> 00:05:32,433 I-I can't... take this. 125 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:35,349 You're the only one I trust to keep it out of the wrong hands. 126 00:05:35,374 --> 00:05:37,154 I'll guard it with my life. 127 00:05:37,179 --> 00:05:38,712 But... 128 00:05:38,737 --> 00:05:40,274 are you ready to do this? 129 00:05:40,276 --> 00:05:42,710 Yeah. I've never been readier. 130 00:05:43,404 --> 00:05:45,179 You crazy son of a bitch. 131 00:05:45,181 --> 00:05:46,693 You're braver than I am. 132 00:05:46,718 --> 00:05:48,159 I am kinda brave, aren't I? 133 00:05:48,184 --> 00:05:49,490 Kinda like a hero. 134 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:50,826 Definitely. 135 00:05:57,282 --> 00:05:58,781 Gerry? 136 00:05:58,806 --> 00:06:01,188 You give those bastards hell. 137 00:06:04,401 --> 00:06:07,008 Oh, gosh, sorry! Sorry. 138 00:06:07,626 --> 00:06:10,821 Hey, Ron! Safety first, okay? 139 00:06:11,352 --> 00:06:13,207 So, how's "Beacon"? 140 00:06:13,209 --> 00:06:15,176 Good, good. 141 00:06:15,178 --> 00:06:17,571 You writing any interesting stories? 142 00:06:17,847 --> 00:06:20,882 Yeah, the azalea festival just started up. 143 00:06:20,907 --> 00:06:23,184 There's 17 different species of azalea 144 00:06:23,186 --> 00:06:24,508 that were entered this year. 145 00:06:24,533 --> 00:06:25,732 Huh. 146 00:06:25,889 --> 00:06:28,222 Is that why you called Nancy Pelosi's office? 147 00:06:28,224 --> 00:06:30,425 I'm guessing you don't wanna talk about azaleas. 148 00:06:30,427 --> 00:06:32,126 You're goddamn right I don't. 149 00:06:32,128 --> 00:06:34,694 Is this about the exposé I'm writing? 150 00:06:34,719 --> 00:06:36,164 After all I've done for you. 151 00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:37,265 Been a weird boss? 152 00:06:37,267 --> 00:06:38,433 - Been a confidant. - No. 153 00:06:38,435 --> 00:06:40,435 - A mentor. - No. 154 00:06:40,437 --> 00:06:41,936 Why are you doing this? 155 00:06:41,938 --> 00:06:43,838 People deserve to know the truth. 156 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:46,474 Oh, you want the truth? You should have just asked. 157 00:06:46,476 --> 00:06:49,391 Yeah, Jonathan, I would like the truth. 158 00:06:49,579 --> 00:06:51,546 The truth is, I'm a lizard person 159 00:06:51,548 --> 00:06:53,281 and I'm part of a global conspiracy 160 00:06:53,283 --> 00:06:55,476 to undermine the human race. 161 00:06:55,501 --> 00:06:57,860 Isn't that what your little alien support group believes? 162 00:06:57,885 --> 00:07:00,446 What are they called, SpaceLosers? 163 00:07:00,471 --> 00:07:02,563 The group of which you're an active member? 164 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:04,188 So that's your big plan? 165 00:07:04,538 --> 00:07:06,821 You're gonna expose me and... 166 00:07:06,846 --> 00:07:08,430 undermine my credibility? 167 00:07:08,455 --> 00:07:10,219 Well, I don't have to. 168 00:07:10,508 --> 00:07:12,967 Just like you don't have to write this article about Glint. 169 00:07:15,238 --> 00:07:17,672 Should we get some "brusketta"? 170 00:07:20,618 --> 00:07:22,907 You know what? I'm gonna take a pass on the bruschetta, 171 00:07:22,932 --> 00:07:24,460 as most people call it. 172 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:27,445 And if you wanna out me as an alien guy, go ahead. 173 00:07:27,470 --> 00:07:28,852 I'll take my chances. 174 00:07:28,877 --> 00:07:30,290 - Really? 'Cause I will. - Fine. 175 00:07:30,315 --> 00:07:31,338 - I will! - Do it! 176 00:07:31,340 --> 00:07:32,694 - Okay! - All right, then. 177 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:34,141 You have fun doing that. 178 00:07:34,143 --> 00:07:37,711 But just so you know, we prefer to be called "experiencers." 179 00:07:41,056 --> 00:07:44,001 Hey, who do I have to [bleep] to get some "brusketta" over here? 180 00:07:47,223 --> 00:07:48,868 - What? - They want to see you now. 181 00:07:48,893 --> 00:07:50,743 - When? - Like an hour ago. 182 00:07:50,768 --> 00:07:52,267 God damn it! 183 00:08:00,202 --> 00:08:01,835 - Hey, Yvonne. - Hey. 184 00:08:01,837 --> 00:08:03,290 I'm returning your foot bath. 185 00:08:03,315 --> 00:08:05,399 Oh. Great. 186 00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:07,641 Thank you. 187 00:08:07,643 --> 00:08:08,976 W... 188 00:08:08,978 --> 00:08:11,383 I also w-wanted to tell you something. 189 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,375 Oh, yeah, sure. Come in. 190 00:08:14,110 --> 00:08:16,003 Oh, watch out for that tripwire. 191 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:18,161 Yeah. Sorry. 192 00:08:19,438 --> 00:08:21,355 I had the whole place booby-trapped 193 00:08:21,357 --> 00:08:23,424 after I had to deal with all that alien bullshit. 194 00:08:23,426 --> 00:08:24,692 Wow. You're not foolin' around. 195 00:08:24,694 --> 00:08:27,561 Mm-mm. You come into my house uninvited, 196 00:08:27,563 --> 00:08:29,930 you've messed with the wrong person. 197 00:08:32,118 --> 00:08:34,124 Okay, so... 198 00:08:34,149 --> 00:08:36,470 You know the day when we were in the truck 199 00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:38,906 driving around on the investigation? 200 00:08:38,908 --> 00:08:40,633 That was a good day. 201 00:08:40,658 --> 00:08:42,110 Right? 202 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,602 So... 203 00:08:49,665 --> 00:08:51,891 that's what you came here to tell me, Gerry? 204 00:08:51,916 --> 00:08:53,716 Uh... no. 205 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:55,073 Yeah. 206 00:08:55,205 --> 00:08:57,118 I won't keep you. 207 00:08:57,462 --> 00:09:00,461 I just wanted to say that I-I-I really, really like you, 208 00:09:00,463 --> 00:09:02,133 I kinda have a crush on you, 209 00:09:02,158 --> 00:09:04,126 and I think about you a lot. 210 00:09:04,151 --> 00:09:07,446 And I'll think about you when I'm up there. 211 00:09:07,637 --> 00:09:10,305 Okay. I'm gonna go. 212 00:09:10,710 --> 00:09:12,633 Gerry. 213 00:09:13,342 --> 00:09:14,808 Yeah? 214 00:09:19,829 --> 00:09:20,894 Wow! 215 00:09:20,919 --> 00:09:23,180 - That was totally... - Don't stop. 216 00:09:25,005 --> 00:09:26,267 Yeah, more. 217 00:09:30,791 --> 00:09:32,868 Are you sure that we haven't met before? 218 00:09:32,893 --> 00:09:34,477 You look so familiar. 219 00:09:34,502 --> 00:09:35,963 Are you like, from... 220 00:09:35,965 --> 00:09:37,665 Oh! Have you been in Pittsburgh? 221 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:41,485 Uh, no, I-I just moved here from... 222 00:09:41,510 --> 00:09:42,809 Iceland. 223 00:09:42,977 --> 00:09:44,643 You just have a face, maybe, that, like, 224 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,524 is really recognizable. 225 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,157 Do you wanna dance? 226 00:09:53,696 --> 00:09:55,049 Oh, wow. 227 00:09:55,051 --> 00:09:56,450 You really dance. 228 00:09:56,452 --> 00:09:58,018 Thank you. 229 00:09:58,020 --> 00:09:59,313 Just move around a lot. 230 00:09:59,338 --> 00:10:00,375 Okay. 231 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,544 That's a secret to good dancing. 232 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:04,602 That shoulder thing is cool. Do that... 233 00:10:04,627 --> 00:10:06,260 - Yeah? - Yeah, you got it! 234 00:10:06,285 --> 00:10:07,376 Oh, yeah! 235 00:10:07,438 --> 00:10:08,469 What are these called? 236 00:10:08,494 --> 00:10:10,466 They're, uh, strawberry daiquiris. 237 00:10:10,599 --> 00:10:12,397 - They're so good. - Yeah. 238 00:10:12,399 --> 00:10:14,017 - They're so... they're so good. - Do you like those? 239 00:10:14,042 --> 00:10:15,766 - You like those? Yeah. - Mmm. 240 00:10:15,791 --> 00:10:17,191 - Mmm. - Slow down. 241 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:19,373 - Oh, w... - Oh, yeah. 242 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:21,868 Ooh! Ooh, what's going on? 243 00:10:21,893 --> 00:10:23,008 It's a brain freeze. 244 00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:24,555 - Oh, my head... - You're okay. 245 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:25,852 No, it's not okay! 246 00:10:25,877 --> 00:10:27,813 It'll only be a second, and it'll be gone in a second. 247 00:10:27,838 --> 00:10:29,827 Ahhhhh. It's gone. 248 00:10:29,852 --> 00:10:31,719 - Yeah. - Wow, that was... 249 00:10:31,721 --> 00:10:33,020 that was something. 250 00:10:33,022 --> 00:10:34,922 You never had a brain freeze before? 251 00:10:34,924 --> 00:10:36,282 I never had a daiquiri before. 252 00:10:36,307 --> 00:10:38,140 - Yeah. Oh! - Uh-oh... oh! 253 00:10:38,165 --> 00:10:40,376 I-I'm sorry, um, I-I'll pay for that. 254 00:10:40,401 --> 00:10:41,844 Sir, this is totally my fault. 255 00:10:41,869 --> 00:10:44,212 I was sitting way too close to the spill. 256 00:10:44,237 --> 00:10:45,543 I'm gonna help you clean this up. 257 00:10:45,568 --> 00:10:46,905 - No, no problem. - No, Don. 258 00:10:46,930 --> 00:10:48,235 No, he wouldn't... Thank you. 259 00:10:48,237 --> 00:10:50,838 We accept your offer to pay for the drinks. Thank you. 260 00:10:55,649 --> 00:10:59,780 Subject 28409 seems to be asking a lot of questions. 261 00:10:59,782 --> 00:11:01,915 Now, Elon's office called... 262 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:03,337 and Bono's. 263 00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:04,862 They're all a little nervous. 264 00:11:04,887 --> 00:11:07,212 We warned you once. You didn't handle it. 265 00:11:07,237 --> 00:11:08,688 You're gonna handle it now. 266 00:11:15,131 --> 00:11:16,630 Uh... 267 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,626 I'm not really a gun guy. 268 00:11:18,651 --> 00:11:20,651 Well, you don't have to use a gun. 269 00:11:20,676 --> 00:11:23,024 I don't care what you use. 270 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:25,483 Just... get it done. 271 00:11:25,808 --> 00:11:27,993 Poison is really popular. 272 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,165 Is this really necessary? 273 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,723 He's closing in on a network of undercover reptilians. 274 00:11:32,748 --> 00:11:34,126 But he doesn't know that. 275 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,845 If you can't handle this, just say so. 276 00:11:35,870 --> 00:11:37,680 I'll mark you down as non-compliant, and... 277 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:38,720 No. 278 00:11:48,112 --> 00:11:50,646 Are you okay? Why aren't you playing? 279 00:11:50,671 --> 00:11:51,907 I'm scared. 280 00:11:51,932 --> 00:11:53,400 Of me? 281 00:11:53,402 --> 00:11:55,536 Hey. Don't be scared. 282 00:11:55,538 --> 00:11:57,313 I'm not gonna hurt ya. 283 00:11:57,338 --> 00:11:58,985 You promise? 284 00:11:59,017 --> 00:12:02,610 Yeah. I promise. 285 00:12:17,553 --> 00:12:19,076 Classic. 286 00:12:33,243 --> 00:12:34,842 Oh, my God. What do you want? 287 00:12:34,844 --> 00:12:36,609 This'll be quick. Can I come in? 288 00:12:39,983 --> 00:12:43,625 Look, if you're gonna expose me, expose me, all right? 289 00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:45,641 Here. You want some more stuff? 290 00:12:45,689 --> 00:12:48,390 When I was 5, I peed the bed. 291 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:49,789 Look. I'm not gonna lie. 292 00:12:49,814 --> 00:12:51,969 You're a huge pain in my ass right now. 293 00:12:51,994 --> 00:12:53,960 But I'm not gonna expose you. 294 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:59,010 Because this thing between you and me has to end. 295 00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:02,920 - Here. - What's this? 296 00:13:02,945 --> 00:13:04,472 It's everything you need to know 297 00:13:04,474 --> 00:13:06,808 about Glint Enterprises and our cover-ups... 298 00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:09,336 who's involved, where the money went. 299 00:13:10,117 --> 00:13:11,446 This could ruin you. 300 00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:13,047 Yeah, it might. 301 00:13:16,245 --> 00:13:18,579 Ozzie, do you believe in karma? 302 00:13:18,604 --> 00:13:20,974 - No. - Me neither. 303 00:13:23,126 --> 00:13:25,888 But I do believe I might be getting what I deserve. 304 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:28,321 Well, thanks for... 305 00:13:28,346 --> 00:13:29,607 all this. 306 00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:30,889 Why are you smiling? 307 00:13:30,914 --> 00:13:33,373 I don't know. I guess it just feels good to be... 308 00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:35,599 doing real work again. 309 00:13:35,966 --> 00:13:38,521 Feels like my feet are finally on the ground. 310 00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:40,256 Good. 311 00:13:40,851 --> 00:13:42,115 That's good. 312 00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:52,295 Wow. 313 00:13:53,156 --> 00:13:55,490 Maybe I should get going. 314 00:13:57,255 --> 00:14:00,457 Yeah... yeah, I-I guess. 315 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:02,748 Do you want me to give you a ride? 316 00:14:02,773 --> 00:14:05,210 Naw, it's okay. Gas prices... 317 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,868 No! It's cool, Gerry. 318 00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:09,138 - I'll go get my keys. - I don't wanna put you out, though. 319 00:14:09,163 --> 00:14:11,029 It's all the way across town. 320 00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:14,459 Look, Gerry... 321 00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,217 we just had sex, 322 00:14:17,719 --> 00:14:20,091 so I can give you a ride. 323 00:14:20,116 --> 00:14:21,256 Cool. 324 00:14:27,223 --> 00:14:29,810 - Wanna have sex again? - Mm-hmm. 325 00:14:33,513 --> 00:14:34,865 Psst. 326 00:14:37,634 --> 00:14:40,201 - The window's open, Gerry. - I just wanted to let you know 327 00:14:40,226 --> 00:14:42,279 you won't have to worry about me anymore. 328 00:14:42,304 --> 00:14:44,654 - You leaving town? - You could say that. 329 00:14:46,536 --> 00:14:48,503 You're flying somewhere. 330 00:14:48,528 --> 00:14:50,394 You could say that. 331 00:14:50,685 --> 00:14:51,990 What are we doin' here, Gerry? 332 00:14:52,015 --> 00:14:54,513 Okay, man, we'll keep the charade going. 333 00:14:54,538 --> 00:14:56,428 But we know who you really are. 334 00:14:58,221 --> 00:14:59,701 I'm not an alien, Gerry. 335 00:14:59,726 --> 00:15:00,935 Nobody said anything about alien. 336 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,092 You just did. You just mouthed the word "alien." 337 00:15:03,117 --> 00:15:04,287 - Did I? - Yeah. 338 00:15:04,312 --> 00:15:06,460 - Gun it, Yvonne! - No, Gerry, I'm not. 339 00:15:06,485 --> 00:15:07,670 It's a red light. 340 00:15:07,695 --> 00:15:10,170 It is a red light. Don't gun it. 341 00:15:14,604 --> 00:15:16,740 Hi. We just wanted to say 342 00:15:16,837 --> 00:15:18,576 thank you for your service tonight. 343 00:15:18,601 --> 00:15:20,498 It was great. 344 00:15:20,928 --> 00:15:22,467 And, uh, 345 00:15:22,492 --> 00:15:25,310 you-you forgot to take the drinks off the bill. 346 00:15:25,335 --> 00:15:26,646 Ah, I did? I-I'm sorry. 347 00:15:26,671 --> 00:15:28,209 I've just been so slammed all night. 348 00:15:28,234 --> 00:15:30,646 - I'll take care of that right away. - Okay, thank you. Thank you so much. 349 00:15:30,671 --> 00:15:32,070 You're the nicest person. 350 00:15:32,095 --> 00:15:33,828 If you ever come by the Remarkable Bean, 351 00:15:33,853 --> 00:15:36,020 I'll buy you a complimentary coffee. 352 00:15:36,526 --> 00:15:39,427 N-no. No, I won't. 353 00:15:40,224 --> 00:15:42,296 At first, I-I felt nauseous, 354 00:15:42,298 --> 00:15:46,315 but then... the nausea kinda gave way to... 355 00:15:46,340 --> 00:15:47,474 empowerment. 356 00:15:47,499 --> 00:15:48,994 That's right. 357 00:15:49,019 --> 00:15:50,986 Well, it should feel good, you know? 358 00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:53,810 It's like you were pregnant with your own self-confidence 359 00:15:53,835 --> 00:15:55,826 and now you're giving birth. 360 00:15:56,891 --> 00:15:58,349 Ah. 361 00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,774 This is me. 362 00:16:00,868 --> 00:16:02,701 Okay. Uh... 363 00:16:02,923 --> 00:16:04,923 Good night. 364 00:16:08,852 --> 00:16:10,289 - You left him alive? - Yep. 365 00:16:10,314 --> 00:16:12,813 You know this means we'll have to eliminate both of you? 366 00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:14,758 I don't think so. 367 00:16:15,657 --> 00:16:17,390 Here's how I see it. 368 00:16:17,415 --> 00:16:18,851 You can't kill Ozzie, 369 00:16:18,876 --> 00:16:20,593 because his article just went to the paper, 370 00:16:20,618 --> 00:16:23,155 and if he ended up dead now, it would look awfully suspicious. 371 00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:25,017 And you can't kill me, because if you do, 372 00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:28,517 there'll be no one left to enter the deactivation code for the files. 373 00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:29,621 What files? 374 00:16:29,623 --> 00:16:31,890 Oh, you don't know about the files? 375 00:16:31,915 --> 00:16:33,759 Ooh. I should have led with that. 376 00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:35,727 They're the files that contain everything 377 00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:38,460 about our reptilian mission, our identities... all of it. 378 00:16:38,485 --> 00:16:40,788 If I don't enter a code every 12 hours, 379 00:16:40,813 --> 00:16:43,157 they leak straight to the Internet... boom. 380 00:16:43,727 --> 00:16:46,738 Why sacrifice all this for a human? 381 00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:48,552 I have my reasons. 382 00:16:49,063 --> 00:16:50,509 You feelin' better? 383 00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:51,743 Yeah. 384 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,412 What are you drawing? 385 00:16:53,414 --> 00:16:55,647 I made this. That's you. 386 00:16:55,649 --> 00:16:57,999 You drew me? Why? 387 00:16:58,024 --> 00:17:00,752 You made me not be scared. You're my friend. 388 00:17:06,173 --> 00:17:07,672 You like it? 389 00:17:11,165 --> 00:17:12,330 Yes. 390 00:17:13,102 --> 00:17:15,934 Well, you've made your choice, traitor. 391 00:17:15,936 --> 00:17:17,602 Enjoy living among the humans 392 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,972 without your wealth or status or power. 393 00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:26,111 Well, if there's one thing I've learned from being on Earth, 394 00:17:26,454 --> 00:17:29,657 it's that a good-looking white guy with an Ivy League education 395 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,555 will always land on his feet. 396 00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:58,583 Good luck, Gerry. 397 00:17:59,868 --> 00:18:01,913 Luck's got nothin' to do with it. 398 00:18:17,669 --> 00:18:19,456 The aliens have not arrived yet, 399 00:18:19,481 --> 00:18:21,130 but spirits are still high. 400 00:18:21,155 --> 00:18:22,781 There's an electricity in the air. 401 00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:25,112 Note to self... Remember to ask the aliens 402 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,200 if they did Stonehenge. 403 00:18:28,036 --> 00:18:29,808 Here we go. 404 00:18:30,130 --> 00:18:32,536 Any minute now. 405 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,125 _ 406 00:19:17,536 --> 00:19:20,044 So we don't... think... 407 00:19:20,069 --> 00:19:22,082 it, you know, happened, right? 408 00:19:22,107 --> 00:19:24,888 Who knows, man? It happened to us. 409 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,077 That's a good point. 410 00:19:30,249 --> 00:19:31,779 - Ooh, Gerry. - Hi, guys. 411 00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,704 - Hey. - Oh, Gerry. 412 00:19:33,729 --> 00:19:35,786 - Ohh. - Gerry, it's good to see ya. 413 00:19:36,738 --> 00:19:38,927 Musta got my date wrong. 414 00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:45,575 You know what? Those were some tricky calculations. 415 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,700 Yeah. 416 00:19:46,725 --> 00:19:48,732 A-and it was also a leap year. 417 00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:50,607 - Oh, yeah! - It was, wasn't it? 418 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,482 - That's it. - Yeah, maybe. 419 00:19:52,507 --> 00:19:54,193 - That's really it. - Who knows, Gerry? 420 00:19:54,218 --> 00:19:56,325 Maybe the aliens got the date wrong, and you were right. 421 00:19:56,350 --> 00:19:57,419 Yeah. 422 00:19:57,444 --> 00:19:59,482 I just... I fell asleep at one point. 423 00:19:59,935 --> 00:20:02,185 What if they got one look at me and just left? 424 00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:04,043 No. Absolutely not. 425 00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:05,840 You know better than anyone 426 00:20:05,865 --> 00:20:07,178 that's not how it goes. 427 00:20:08,818 --> 00:20:10,117 Their loss is our gain. 428 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,289 Yeah, it's good to have you back, man. 429 00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:14,291 Sorry you had such a hard night, buddy. 430 00:20:14,293 --> 00:20:16,960 Oh... it wasn't all bad. 431 00:20:24,526 --> 00:20:27,014 - Where have you been? - None of your business. 432 00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:29,039 Maybe you should take a chill pill. 433 00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:30,911 What did you say to me? 434 00:20:30,936 --> 00:20:33,603 I'm asserting myself. Deal with it. 435 00:20:33,628 --> 00:20:35,255 Please. Thank you. 436 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,915 We missed a scheduled pickup yesterday! 437 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:40,961 Now we have to wait who knows how long 438 00:20:40,986 --> 00:20:42,919 till the right atmospheric readings! 439 00:20:42,944 --> 00:20:45,278 We're gonna be even more behind! 440 00:20:45,848 --> 00:20:48,682 Do you even care? 441 00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:49,840 Don! 442 00:20:49,865 --> 00:20:51,398 No! 443 00:20:55,305 --> 00:20:57,395 The Mainstation is coming. 444 00:20:58,113 --> 00:20:59,412 The what? 445 00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:02,811 The main ship is... 446 00:21:02,836 --> 00:21:04,635 I thought, uh... when? 447 00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:06,927 Oh, now you care. 448 00:21:06,952 --> 00:21:09,152 Oh, well, I wouldn't worry. 449 00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:11,391 You and your big balls will handle it. 450 00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:13,450 - I mean, come on, right? - Oh, I... 451 00:21:13,475 --> 00:21:14,801 I'm surprised you didn't knock me out 452 00:21:14,826 --> 00:21:16,324 when you walked into the room. 453 00:21:16,349 --> 00:21:19,355 You and your big, gigantic pendulum dick! 454 00:21:19,358 --> 00:21:22,292 - Oh... - Just swingin' in the wind, huh? 455 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:26,546 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 31225

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