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I've been camming online for money.
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Previously on Now Apocalypse.
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I told you I could only come if
I was finished with my work.
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Sev, wait!
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From the moment me and Gabriel met,
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there was this supernatural
connection between us.
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My name's Aja. Ah! Oh! Oh!
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Don't you ever get
bizarre premonitions?
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Help me.
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They keep fucking me. They won't stop.
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I'm fucking quitting acting.
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Whatever happened to that web
series that you were writing?
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I'll help you film it.
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You... want me to spank you?
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Fucking, sucking,
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hand jobs, rimming, ass stuff,
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fingering, nipple play, then double it.
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'Cause of course, you can give and
receive. So, what is it, like 12?
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Maybe you count making
out, so it's like 13.
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- So, like, let's say like 15.
- OK.
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Of the 15 or so...
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items on the gay sex menu,
I'm into most all of them.
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But there's two things you
can only do with a girl.
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Fucking a vag, and eating one.
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- Right.
- Mmm.
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And I genuinely enjoy both.
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Especially fucking a pussy.
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It is not at all like fucking an ass.
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It's a totally different sensation.
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It's the only hole designed
to accommodate a cock.
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Exactly.
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But, I'm still naturally
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so much more attracted to guys,
so it doesn't even make me bi,
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it's just like, every once in a while,
you know, I like to order off the menu.
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Plus, Aja was really hot.
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It makes sense. I mean,
99% of the time, I am...
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all about the "D." But,
then, I don't know,
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sometimes I'll just randomly end
up with a cunt in my mouth.
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And I'm all, guess I'm progressive.
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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
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I'm sorry, Sev.
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You know I hate it when we fight.
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We're not fighting.
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I'm very busy at the moment,
and you're unhappy about it.
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I understand that work
is a priority for you.
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I just, I need to make sure that our
relationship is a priority, too.
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Of course it is, Ford.
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Just because I need to
focus on work right now,
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doesn't mean I care any less about you.
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But I really must go, Lars
and Klaus are waiting.
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Can I still see you later?
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I might be very late,
and I need to get up
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early in the morning.
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That's cool. I, I don't mind.
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All right.
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But I need to get to sleep
as soon as I get home.
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I, I promise,
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I just want to sleep next to you.
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Fine, I'll see you later then.
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Sweet, OK. Bye, babes!
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Bye, Ford.
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Sorry about that.
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- No problem.
- It is why we are both still single.
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- Anyway, shall we?
- Mm.
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Oh, I was meaning to ask.
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Have either of you noticed any unusual
vehicles following you recently?
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No, why?
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Have you?
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I thought so, the other day.
But, I'm sure it was nothing.
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This is, seriously,
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our last round. We gotta
get up early tomorrow.
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The 8:00 a.m. call time was
your brilliant idea. Not mine.
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We do have a lot of scenes to shoot
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in one day.
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- What are you doing?
- Sorry, uh, it was my cam client.
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Worm. Uh, we were sexting earlier.
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I didn't think that you gave
your number out to these guys.
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Yeah, I, I don't normally. But, I, I
don't know, this one is like weirdly...
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endearing.
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He looks like a dying bird.
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- Is this the... Is this the pee guy?
- Mmm.
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Did I tell you about him?
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Yeah, he, uh, he watched
me pee in the bathtub.
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Ugh, yeah.
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- Mmm.
- Was it, like, hot?
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Hmm, eh, eh, yeah.
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Speaking of, have you heard
from Palm Springs guy?
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Leif? Oh, no. We-we purposely
didn't exchange numbers.
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I told him I didn't
wanna be tempted, so...
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Sorry.
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Oh. And, uh, on that note.
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Hey, babe!
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- Are you fucking watching it?
- Um, yes!
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He's the worst.
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Yeah, uh, American Crime
Scene on ABC, right?
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CBS!
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Yeah, yeah, sorry, of course. Ha ha!
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Where are you?
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Uh, I just...
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I'm just, uh, at home.
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- Sounds noisy.
- It's, uh...
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It's... neighbors.
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Uh, oh, oh, oh, baby! Baby! Shh,
quiet, quiet. It's my scene.
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Ah, ah, ah. Hey-hey, not, not
too hard. Just... watch the TV.
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Wow, you are so real,
and in the moment, bro.
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Thanks, bro.
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Did I wake you? Sorry, I was trying
to be as silent as possible.
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That's OK. I just wanted to make sure
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to say "good morning" before you go.
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That's sweet.
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Oh, you're leaving already?
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Yes. I told you, I have
a very full day today.
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All right.
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See you later.
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Whoa.
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- What is it?
- Uh...
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Otto just...
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uh, sent me the photos he took
of me from our modeling session.
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Oh?
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Hmm. OK.
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Have a productive day.
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Uh, they're good, right?
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Yes...
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Your body's uh, sublime
as a Greek sculpture.
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Yeah, you think?
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Klaus? Yes.
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- I'm on my way.
- Sev, wait.
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- Sev, wait.
- What?
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I love you.
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- Yeah, me too.
- Really?
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Do you?
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- Do I what?
- Love me.
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Yes, I just said so. Ford, honestly,
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I don't have time for this discussion.
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I'll call you later. Klaus.
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Yes, sorry. I'm leaving right now.
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Bye!
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You still don't get it, do you?
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Get what?
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What this is all about.
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Don't play dumb with me, Ulysses.
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You are double Sagittarius, after all.
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Scorpio.
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The point is you know.
You've always known.
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What, what are you talking about?
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The apocalypse is nigh, when, behold,
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the archangel Gabriel appears,
and blows his golden trumpet.
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So, we are rolling.
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Sluts. Scene one, take one.
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OK. And...
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action!
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I am so over acting.
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Like, being an actress in L.A.
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is like being anorexic at an
all girls boarding school.
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It's unoriginal, and
you're fucking starving.
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Not to mention, there's always
someone thinner than you.
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I was thinking, maybe I
should do a web series.
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I just feel like I really identify
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as someone who would be
an internet celebrity.
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Fuck, I forgot my line,
what is it, again?
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You say: "Yeah."
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Right, sorry, um.
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Yeah!
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So, what should my show be about?
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Hmm, how about transgender runaways...
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Um, actually, the line should be
gender non-conforming runaways.
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Magenta! We are ad-libbing!
Just go stand in the corner.
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Um, what about me? Am-am I doing OK?
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Who are you?
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I'm your new roommate, Emily.
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Yeah. Right, sorry.
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Emily, could you be less
enthusiastic with the table wiping?
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Let's just pick it up
where we left off, OK?
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And... action!
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Anyway, so, what's new
with you, Odysseus?
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Well, I've been on a bit
of a sex rampage lately.
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I fucked this girl Astrid last night
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- under a bus.
- OMG.
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Are you bisexual now?
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I'm not bisexual, I'm just a slut.
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Teach me, baby.
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- Teach me. Teach me, baby! Teach me...
- We can hear you in here!
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Oh! Sorry, my bad.
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Teach me, baby. Teach me, baby.
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Ooh. Oh, yeah.
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Teach me, baby.
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And...
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Action!
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Ommm.
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Ommm.
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Jebediah, I'm so horny.
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Please fuck me. Please.
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Ommm, get off my jock, Charley.
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Can't you see I'm busy trying to reach
a higher plane of consciousness?
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Jebediah, please, I am so
desperate for your cock.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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What?
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It's just that last line doesn't
feel authentic to my character.
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Why not?
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Sweetie, I wouldn't expect
you to understand, but...
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someone who meditates couldn't
possibly be that condescending.
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Look, I think with all the
takes that we've done,
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- we already got it.
- OK, whatever.
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Let's just move on to the sex scene.
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OK, fine, if you say so.
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I'll just have to say "I told you
so" when all hell breaks loose
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in the Zen blogosphere over your
flawed representation of the practice.
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Um, before we do the sex scene,
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I just think it's a good idea
for everyone to say out loud
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what they do and do not
consent to, as to avoid...
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Shut up!
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Magenta!
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- Let's continue, shall we?
- OK.
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And, action!
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Hey, I know you're a feminist, or,
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whatever, but I think it is kinda
weird that you're using your vibrator
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while we are having sex.
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Fine! If you're so
jealous, I won't use it.
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Cut, cut, cut, cut.
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Jethro, you cannot say
cut, that is my job.
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I... I thought that was my job.
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It's just, just the last vibrator line,
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I don't think my character
would say something like that.
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You literally said that.
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No. Don't know what
you're talking about.
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Lunch. I think that's a lunch.
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Oh, oh, wait.
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So, I've got something
that I'd like to say.
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It's been a long, and,
at times, trying day.
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But I think everybody dug deep,
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into their well of life experience,
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and really delivered the goods.
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- So cheers to us actors!
- Cheers!
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And congratulations everyone,
on a truly amazing day
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of creativity and collaboration.
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- To Sluts!
- To Sluts!
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You OK?
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Whatever.
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Oh, shit.
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My agent called. I've been trying
to get her on the phone all week.
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Don't... don't leave
me with these people.
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Hi, yeah, um, is Velma there?
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Uh, she just called me, I'm returning
her call. It's Carly Carlson.
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Yeah, I can hold.
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- Hello?
- Hey, Velma, it's Carly.
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Who?
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Carly Carlson.
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You just called me like an hour ago.
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Oh, right.
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So, uh, uh, did you get any
feedback on my audition last week?
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That's not the reason why I called.
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Oh, OK. Um...
253
00:13:06,025 --> 00:13:10,236
I just, I actually just finished a,
a pretty amazing shoot, by the way.
254
00:13:10,237 --> 00:13:12,003
Oh, really? On what?
255
00:13:12,004 --> 00:13:14,071
Well, I told you, I'm
making my own web series.
256
00:13:14,072 --> 00:13:15,824
Oh, yeah...
257
00:13:15,825 --> 00:13:17,696
Anyway, I'm sorry, Carly,
258
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,567
but I think this relationship
has run its course.
259
00:13:19,568 --> 00:13:22,004
Um... what?
260
00:13:22,005 --> 00:13:24,385
I just think you'd be
better served elsewhere.
261
00:13:26,358 --> 00:13:29,620
- But I, I, I thought that...
- Oh, fuck!
262
00:13:29,621 --> 00:13:30,709
What?
263
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,430
I just got outbid on eBay.
264
00:13:32,431 --> 00:13:34,598
Fucking Russian bid bots!
265
00:13:34,599 --> 00:13:37,748
I gotta go, best of luck
with your endeavors, Carla.
266
00:13:52,971 --> 00:13:55,303
All right, I'm gonna head
over to the Float Lab
267
00:13:55,304 --> 00:13:57,126
and hit the sensory deprivation tank.
268
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:58,650
If anyone wants to join me.
269
00:13:58,651 --> 00:14:00,782
Man, I would love to, Jethro,
270
00:14:00,783 --> 00:14:03,350
but unfortunately I have to pass.
271
00:14:03,351 --> 00:14:06,309
Gotta go home and prep for my
big audition tomorrow morning.
272
00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:08,311
- What?
- Hey, what's that?
273
00:14:08,312 --> 00:14:09,573
What are you auditioning for?
274
00:14:09,574 --> 00:14:11,657
I have no idea.
275
00:14:11,658 --> 00:14:15,755
My manager, Teddy, told me the project
is so huge, it's shrouded in secrecy.
276
00:14:15,756 --> 00:14:17,935
Like, there's no sides, or anything.
277
00:14:17,936 --> 00:14:21,020
I just have this random Hamlet
soliloquy to audition with.
278
00:14:22,239 --> 00:14:24,893
That's, that's cool, bro,
that's really cool.
279
00:14:24,894 --> 00:14:27,963
I mean, luckily for me,
Shakespeare is my jam, so...
280
00:14:30,232 --> 00:14:32,498
- Well, good luck.
- Holy shit!
281
00:14:32,499 --> 00:14:36,252
Dude, you must be emanating some
crazy powerful vibes, right now.
282
00:14:36,253 --> 00:14:40,126
Because my manager,
Humberto, just texted me.
283
00:14:40,127 --> 00:14:43,433
I just landed a role in a brand new
284
00:14:43,434 --> 00:14:46,422
premium cable miniseries,
starring none other than...
285
00:14:47,045 --> 00:14:49,134
Benedict Cumberbatch!
286
00:14:49,135 --> 00:14:51,901
What the fuck are you talking about?
287
00:14:51,902 --> 00:14:53,593
Me and Ben! Old mate, Benny!
288
00:14:53,594 --> 00:14:55,924
We shared this really intense
scene in the opening episode.
289
00:14:55,925 --> 00:14:59,275
He plays a mortician in the 1930s.
290
00:14:59,276 --> 00:15:03,005
And he walks in, and turns
on the lights, and then bam!
291
00:15:03,977 --> 00:15:06,643
There... I... am.
292
00:15:07,358 --> 00:15:10,165
Lying... on the table.
293
00:15:10,745 --> 00:15:12,131
And then...
294
00:15:12,132 --> 00:15:15,015
the dude fucking embalms me!
295
00:15:33,093 --> 00:15:35,355
Argh!
296
00:15:35,356 --> 00:15:39,272
So, I guess the AC still isn't working?
297
00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:40,949
Hey.
298
00:15:44,797 --> 00:15:46,121
Are you...
299
00:15:47,150 --> 00:15:48,434
Are you drunk?
300
00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:50,158
Not really.
301
00:15:51,873 --> 00:15:53,312
Maybe a little.
302
00:15:53,313 --> 00:15:56,253
- But you hardly ever.
- It was hot, and...
303
00:15:57,711 --> 00:15:58,992
I was sad.
304
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:00,946
Ugh.
305
00:16:00,947 --> 00:16:03,276
What's wrong, man?
306
00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:09,194
Do you think Severine loves
me as much as I love her?
307
00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:12,381
I think Sev does love you.
308
00:16:13,295 --> 00:16:16,118
She just maybe expresses it
differently than you do.
309
00:16:17,007 --> 00:16:18,161
Yeah, maybe.
310
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:22,881
It's just, we've been arguing
a lot lately, and...
311
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:25,269
it seems like she barely
has time for me anymore.
312
00:16:25,270 --> 00:16:28,097
You know, relationships sometimes,
313
00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:30,370
they go through growing pains.
314
00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:33,094
Yeah, I guess.
315
00:16:37,353 --> 00:16:40,638
So, what are you, uh,
what are you looking at?
316
00:16:41,462 --> 00:16:44,360
Pics from that photo shoot I did
with that director guy, Otto.
317
00:16:47,032 --> 00:16:48,887
I don't, I don't know.
What do you think?
318
00:16:53,923 --> 00:16:55,957
Are they too gay looking? I can't tell.
319
00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:58,157
I just, I need your expert opinion.
320
00:16:59,898 --> 00:17:02,181
Umm.
321
00:17:02,182 --> 00:17:04,250
Come on, be honest.
322
00:17:06,778 --> 00:17:08,187
Ford, you, um,
323
00:17:08,188 --> 00:17:10,972
you didn't show your dick,
324
00:17:10,973 --> 00:17:12,887
or anything, in any of these, did you?
325
00:17:13,678 --> 00:17:15,049
What? No!
326
00:17:16,305 --> 00:17:17,916
I don't think so, at least.
327
00:17:19,221 --> 00:17:20,895
Look, uh, Ford.
328
00:17:20,896 --> 00:17:24,522
I, I know that you really like Barnabas,
329
00:17:24,523 --> 00:17:26,843
and going to all the premieres,
and the parties and stuff,
330
00:17:26,844 --> 00:17:28,583
that you think is gonna
help your career.
331
00:17:28,584 --> 00:17:31,848
But just... watch out. OK?
332
00:17:33,366 --> 00:17:35,451
What are you trying to say?
333
00:17:35,452 --> 00:17:38,353
I'm just saying that there
are people out there, who
334
00:17:38,354 --> 00:17:40,601
might not have the best intentions.
335
00:17:41,262 --> 00:17:43,962
And by "people," you mean Barnabas?
336
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:46,412
And apparently this Otto dude.
337
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:49,188
Look, you asked for my opinion,
Ford, and I'm telling you,
338
00:17:49,189 --> 00:17:51,404
these pics are, are insane!
339
00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:53,449
They're borderline porn, and this stuff,
340
00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:55,277
it lives on the internet forever.
341
00:17:55,278 --> 00:17:57,244
Wait, what are you, what
are you talking about?
342
00:17:57,245 --> 00:17:58,958
They're, they're just pictures!
343
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:00,587
And when you're starting out, like I am,
344
00:18:00,588 --> 00:18:03,427
- you have to pay your dues.
- Wait, by doing gay porn?
345
00:18:03,428 --> 00:18:05,616
They're, they're not fucking
porn! They're artistic!
346
00:18:06,102 --> 00:18:07,262
All right!
347
00:18:08,444 --> 00:18:11,208
OK, I just... Just please be careful.
348
00:18:12,339 --> 00:18:15,341
I get really, really bad vibes
349
00:18:15,342 --> 00:18:18,213
off of Barnabas. And I wasn't
gonna tell you this before,
350
00:18:18,214 --> 00:18:20,041
- but...
- But what?
351
00:18:20,042 --> 00:18:22,977
When I walked in on you and him,
352
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:27,005
in Palm Springs, he had you on the
bed, and you were half undressed.
353
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,830
Oh my God! He was taking care of me!
354
00:18:29,831 --> 00:18:31,724
Stop being so paranoid!
355
00:18:31,725 --> 00:18:33,808
You just don't get it,
Uly, you never have!
356
00:18:33,809 --> 00:18:37,058
Things, they, they, like, they
work a certain way in this town!
357
00:18:37,059 --> 00:18:39,562
- Oh, ho-ho, apparently!
- Yeah.
358
00:18:39,563 --> 00:18:41,404
What is that supposed to mean?
359
00:18:42,152 --> 00:18:43,598
Was that some kinda joke?
360
00:18:44,719 --> 00:18:46,111
You know, you, you think you're so...
361
00:18:46,112 --> 00:18:47,916
smart, and above it all.
362
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:50,115
But sometimes you can be so naive.
363
00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:52,249
Really?
364
00:18:53,205 --> 00:18:55,120
You're calling menaive?
365
00:18:56,404 --> 00:18:57,865
Fuck you, Uly!
366
00:18:57,866 --> 00:18:59,910
You're just jealous because
I'm going somewhere
367
00:18:59,911 --> 00:19:01,257
and you're not!
368
00:19:08,254 --> 00:19:09,607
Fucking shit!
369
00:19:26,935 --> 00:19:29,067
Why?! Oh, my fucking...
370
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:32,331
God!
371
00:19:32,332 --> 00:19:36,291
Oh my... Fuck! I'm gonna
fucking kill myself!
372
00:19:39,034 --> 00:19:40,382
Hey, Ford?
373
00:19:40,383 --> 00:19:41,860
Go Away!
374
00:19:59,881 --> 00:20:01,383
Are you OK?
375
00:20:02,788 --> 00:20:04,798
My vibrator is out of batteries,
376
00:20:04,799 --> 00:20:07,235
and I just bought a fucking family pack!
377
00:20:07,236 --> 00:20:09,498
Vibrators come in family packs?
378
00:20:14,874 --> 00:20:16,874
_
379
00:20:22,406 --> 00:20:24,644
_
380
00:20:35,815 --> 00:20:37,409
_
381
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,239
Oh, fuck.
382
00:20:43,897 --> 00:20:46,448
Hey. Hey. Bob, what's up?
383
00:20:46,449 --> 00:20:49,669
No, no. Tonight's my night off.
384
00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:53,760
Huh? No. I'm not...
385
00:20:53,761 --> 00:20:56,046
I'm not feeling so hot myself.
386
00:21:02,879 --> 00:21:05,032
Yeah, all right. Whatever.
387
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:08,902
Bye.
388
00:21:21,463 --> 00:21:23,311
The fuck?
389
00:21:25,097 --> 00:21:26,555
Come in!
390
00:21:29,471 --> 00:21:31,363
Whoa!
391
00:21:31,364 --> 00:21:34,041
You look like a hot lady from the past.
392
00:21:35,042 --> 00:21:36,411
Where have you been?
393
00:21:36,412 --> 00:21:38,532
What are you talking about?
I came right over.
394
00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:42,931
You didn't finish your homework.
395
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:48,688
Yeah. Sorry about that.
396
00:21:48,689 --> 00:21:50,623
Sit down.
397
00:21:53,756 --> 00:21:55,806
Why did you think...
398
00:21:56,389 --> 00:22:00,305
that it was OK for you to go out and
play before finishing your homework?
399
00:22:00,306 --> 00:22:02,025
I, uh...
400
00:22:03,298 --> 00:22:05,144
I don't know.
401
00:22:05,977 --> 00:22:09,812
Do you know what happens to bad
little boys in this house?
402
00:22:10,645 --> 00:22:12,909
- They get spanked?
- That's right.
403
00:22:12,910 --> 00:22:15,118
They get spanked.
404
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,215
Hand me that ruler.
405
00:22:30,228 --> 00:22:32,702
What do you think...
406
00:22:33,235 --> 00:22:36,732
Daddy would say, if he
found out about this?
407
00:22:36,733 --> 00:22:39,257
Ooh, please don't tell Daddy.
408
00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:40,411
Ahh.
409
00:22:40,412 --> 00:22:42,312
But you leave me no choice.
410
00:22:42,313 --> 00:22:43,891
Don't tell him, please.
I'll do anything.
411
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,569
Then why didn't you
finish your homework?
412
00:22:47,570 --> 00:22:50,659
Hmm? Why don't you ever do...
413
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:52,748
what Mommy tells you to do?
414
00:22:52,749 --> 00:22:55,490
Why do you always have to
open your big fucking mouth
415
00:22:55,491 --> 00:22:58,711
and say annoying shit that
makes me want to strangle you
416
00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:01,305
- with an electric cord?!
- Oh!
417
00:23:01,306 --> 00:23:03,629
You never do your homework!
418
00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:06,022
You constantly make
excuses for yourself.
419
00:23:06,023 --> 00:23:08,866
And then you wonder why you'll
never amount to anything.
420
00:23:08,867 --> 00:23:11,941
You need to get your fucking shit
together. What, you wanna end up
421
00:23:11,942 --> 00:23:13,508
back at Carney's waiting tables
422
00:23:13,509 --> 00:23:15,467
or some fucking shit?!
423
00:23:15,468 --> 00:23:16,555
Wait, wait, wait, didn't
you work at Carney's?
424
00:23:16,556 --> 00:23:18,252
Shut up!
425
00:23:18,253 --> 00:23:19,688
You need to stop being such a stupid,
426
00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:21,299
annoying, shithead!
427
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:22,691
Shut up and listen to Mommy!
428
00:23:24,477 --> 00:23:27,696
And you need to do your goddamn,
motherfucking homework!
429
00:23:32,290 --> 00:23:33,421
Fuck.
430
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:46,062
Are you OK, Mommy?
431
00:23:46,063 --> 00:23:47,542
Yes.
432
00:23:47,543 --> 00:23:49,592
Mommy's OK.
433
00:23:49,593 --> 00:23:53,331
I won't tell Daddy how bad you've been.
434
00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:56,029
But as punishment...
435
00:23:56,030 --> 00:23:59,641
You're gonna have to
make Mommy come, OK?
436
00:23:59,642 --> 00:24:01,257
Yes, Mommy.
437
00:24:03,756 --> 00:24:05,058
Like this?
438
00:24:06,606 --> 00:24:09,414
Yes, baby, just like that.
439
00:24:10,719 --> 00:24:13,394
Oh, good job, sweetheart.
440
00:24:13,395 --> 00:24:17,030
Fuck, that feels so good,
oh my God. Oh yes!
441
00:24:17,922 --> 00:24:19,706
Yes, that's what Mommy likes!
442
00:24:24,472 --> 00:24:25,956
I was just...
443
00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:35,503
Get back to work, little boy.
444
00:24:35,504 --> 00:24:37,592
Yes, yes Mommy. Am I doing good?
445
00:24:37,593 --> 00:24:40,813
Ah, yes, you're doing so good.
446
00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,683
Oh, Mommy loves it.
447
00:24:42,684 --> 00:24:46,601
Oh, fuck! Oh, that feels so good!
448
00:24:46,602 --> 00:24:49,258
Oh, fuck! Mommy's gonna come!
449
00:24:49,259 --> 00:24:51,476
Oh my god! Fuck!
450
00:24:51,477 --> 00:24:56,286
Oh! Oh, Mommy's coming! Fuck! Oh!
451
00:26:23,896 --> 00:26:26,092
What the fuck is happening?
452
00:26:26,093 --> 00:26:28,891
I posted a thread about the
lightning bolt hieroglyph.
453
00:26:28,892 --> 00:26:30,564
You know, the one from my dream?
454
00:26:30,565 --> 00:26:34,294
The one that Gabriel has tattooed
on his arm. And it's gone.
455
00:26:34,295 --> 00:26:37,451
U, the moderator probably
just deleted it,
456
00:26:37,452 --> 00:26:39,296
'cause it made no fucking sense.
457
00:26:39,297 --> 00:26:41,760
Are you doing something
right now? 'Cause it,
458
00:26:41,761 --> 00:26:43,326
it seems like you're
not paying attention.
459
00:26:43,327 --> 00:26:45,024
Yeah. Sorry, I'm, uh,
460
00:26:45,025 --> 00:26:46,939
I'm just editing the footage
that we shot today.
461
00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:49,158
Really, you are? How's it going?
462
00:26:49,159 --> 00:26:51,073
Shockingly well.
463
00:26:51,074 --> 00:26:52,988
It actually looks kinda good.
464
00:26:52,989 --> 00:26:54,938
Really? Cool.
465
00:26:55,688 --> 00:26:57,479
So, dude, seriously, you should
466
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,938
maybe consider laying
off the weed for a bit.
467
00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:03,651
You are seething with
existential paranoia as it is.
468
00:27:03,652 --> 00:27:06,132
OK. Thanks, Mom.
469
00:27:06,133 --> 00:27:08,700
I don't mean to nag,
just think about it, OK?
470
00:27:08,701 --> 00:27:10,876
Yeah, all right, well, I, I gotta...
471
00:27:10,877 --> 00:27:13,052
finish my rounds. Talk to you later?
472
00:27:13,053 --> 00:27:14,532
Love you!
473
00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:16,688
Bye.
474
00:27:32,007 --> 00:27:34,029
Hey!
475
00:27:34,030 --> 00:27:36,359
You're not supposed to be here!
476
00:27:37,709 --> 00:27:38,927
Wait!
477
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:00,969
Hey!
478
00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,537
Stop!
479
00:28:03,538 --> 00:28:04,562
Come back!
480
00:28:10,045 --> 00:28:12,351
Aah, oh... no.
481
00:28:12,352 --> 00:28:18,189
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www.addic7ed.com
482
00:28:18,190 --> 00:28:19,901
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