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Ladies and gentlemen,
now's the moment you've been waiting for!
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The Incredible Hulk!
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No, no!
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I'll tell you my secret.
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When I remove it from the stove,
I add vanilla and some white chocolate.
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And you stir?
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No, I don't touch it.
I just let it all cool down.
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I take the pan and put it in cold water.
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I should write it down.
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Don't bother.
I'll send you the recipe via email.
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So, are we having a good night?
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Say, Guy.
I've been here for some time now.
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You're happy with my work.
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Let me stop you right there.
You wanna ruin me?
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I can't pay you more.
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No, don't worry, it's not about that.
It's just that...
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I'm never the main event.
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We can't this weekend.
We have the Incredible Hulk.
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That guy's internationally known,
all the way to...
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Trust me.
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I didn't mean a specific night.
It's been a while now...
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And Christian's on tour, so I thought...
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-maybe...
-Uh, yeah.
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I'm not good enough?
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No, you are good enough.
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But you're an acquired taste.
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How can I explain it to you?
If wrestlers were girls,
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you wouldn't be a bombshell,
not by any stretch.
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But you'd be the kind of girl
that we end up marrying...
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unless that girl starts doing stuff
that other girls don't.
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Okay.
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Oh, Titanic! Oh!
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What was that?
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Something other girls don't do.
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I call it the Bulgarian Screwdriver.
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Sounds like a wrestling lock.
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It's similar.
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That's it.
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What?
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Huracán Ramírez had the Huracánrana.
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The Ultimate Warrior
had his Gorilla Press Drop.
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Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
had the Japanese Arm Drag.
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Okay... so what?
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I need my own combo.
A signature move.
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Well, yeah. That'd be cool.
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In the meantime,
should I show you my Turkish Trampoline?
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Go for it.
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-Okay?
-Okay.
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Hey.
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What about me?
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-I put it by the door.
-But I live here.
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I shouldn't have to go get it.
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What's up?
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Don't distract me. I have an essay
due tomorrow and I haven't started yet.
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Okay, okay.
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Luckily, there's the internet. Copy...
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and paste. Done.
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Hey, wait a minute.
Did you just plagiarize it?
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So?
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That's cheating.
It's an unfair advantage over the others.
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It's not an advantage, everyone does it.
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But...
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Who in the neighborhood has a dog?
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Lots of people.
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Someone's dumping dog poop
in our garbage can.
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-So?
-So, I find it freaking disgusting.
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It's no big deal.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
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If it's no big deal,
why don't they dump it elsewhere?
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It doesn't bother you
that they're trespassing?
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The can was on the curb. The guy didn't
come and dump the poop in our living room.
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I'm sorry, but technically,
the can is an extension of the house.
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Just because you put it on city grounds
doesn't make it public property, okay?
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And the garbage truck had just come,
in one week it'll stink like hell!
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No, wait, wait!
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Okay.
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-Wow. What do you call that lock?
-The Disco Hold.
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And the winner is...
Revenge Hébert!
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Carl?
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Carl, what if I told you that
next Saturday,
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you'll be the main event?
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Seriously?
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Write it down in your calendar, buddy.
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-Thanks, Guy.
-Hell yeah.
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Hey, Christian.
You're back from your American tour?
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So it seems, yeah.
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Did you see my fight?
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Yeah, yeah.
And that new lock of yours...
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Yeah. Not bad, huh?
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Nice.
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There's just one thing, though.
How should I put this?
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That lock...
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What?
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It's mine.
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It belongs to me.
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That's a declaration of war.
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I'm away for two weeks
and I get stabbed in the back.
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-I swear, I came up with that move.
-Oh, yeah?
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Then how do you explain that
I did it in the States two weeks ago?
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When?
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-This?
-It was in Detroit.
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It's similar,
but a couple of things are different.
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-We got a copycat among us.
-How could I have copied you?
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-We never saw you do the Disco Hold.
-"Disco Hold?"
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-The name is Disco Super Slam, okay?
-Oh, excuse me.
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It's a technique I mastered
so I could do the rotation with no hands.
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I don't steal.
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Sit down. Calm down, fellas.
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Carl, change a few things to your move
so it's different from Chris'.
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That won't work.
My body tells me to do it this way.
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Make an effort.
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But that's like taking the Moonwalk away
from Michael Jackson.
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Except this wrestling hold
is my intellectual property. Okay?
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Having "wrestling" and "intellectual"
in the same sentence feels weird.
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Well, now I know
how Claude Robinson must've felt.
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Who? Beard guy.
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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-Here's your coffee.
-Thanks.
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I made you a sandwich, too.
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That's nice of you.
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Say, while I have you here...
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Is it possible to film
with this old thing?
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Yeah.
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Look. You press here
and then you press there.
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Then you press this button
and this one,
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and then this one.
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-Got it?
-Yes.
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Are you staying all night?
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I'll stay as long as it takes.
I'll get proof in case we go to court.
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Why keep watch from your car, though?
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There's a reason
cops do it from their cars.
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What reason?
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Because... they might have
to chase the bad guy.
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But your guy is clearly on foot,
since he's walking his dog.
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Look, Jonathan, I'm a security guard.
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I know a thing or two
about fighting crime.
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Come on, let's go.
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-You're upset.
-No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
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Maybe a little.
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You're really upset.
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Yes, okay.
What do you want me to say?
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I did come up with that hold.
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But it's also true
that other people might have come up
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with the same hold or similar ones.
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Maybe. But we're talking about
Christian Boisvert.
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-He seemed really mad.
-It's his job to pretend.
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How would you feel, then?
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I'm finally loved by the crowd.
I don't want it to stop.
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You're talking to yourself?
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You're barely awake.
You must still be dreaming.
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Bingo.
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Who's that woman?
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Mrs. Lemieux.
She lives around the corner.
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Show me where.
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-Okay.
-Why, what did she do?
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It's not what she did,
it's what she did with it.
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I told you,
I don't want any trouble.
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How do you think I feel?
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What would you say
if someone trespassed on your property?
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If what's yours was taken away?
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That reminds me of something.
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Why the long face?
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Your party wasn't fun?
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No fun at all. Another girl was dressed
just like me. That bitch.
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It's just clothes.
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No, it's not just clothes.
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It's about my creativity,
what makes me Jaimie Hébert.
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How would you feel if someone took
your deep self away from you? It's wrong.
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And what about the essay you copied?
The guy who wrote it was...
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He just wrote it.
He didn't have to shop around.
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Plagiarizing things is no big deal,
but another girl dressed like you is?
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Wake up! It's 2014.
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What's this about?
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About what you do with your dog, ma'am.
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-Which is?
-Which is... this.
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Just a sec.
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Can I help?
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-Are you trying to show me a picture?
-No, a video.
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A video?
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Yes.
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Okay. Go to Menu...
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Right.
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And then
you have to push this button to...
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-I see.
-...play the video.
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-Right, he told me.
-See these icons? They're videos.
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-There.
-Got it. Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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-What?
-What?
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Do you see this? Look.
You always dump it in our garbage can.
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Of course I do. I'm not gonna
leave it on the curb. I have manners.
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In that case,
why don't you take it with you?
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Walking my dog doesn't mean
I have to walk what comes out of him.
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Good morning, sir.
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Hi.
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Are you Christian Boysvert?
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Boisvert.
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Boisvert. Do you work as a wrestler
under the name Sugar Chris?
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Want an autograph?
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I'm Mordecai Simon, attorney at law.
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Aaron Garfunkel, attorney at law.
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We represent
the Simon & Garfunkel law firm.
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We've been hired by an American client
who happens to be a wrestler, too.
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You probably know him. Miracle Mark.
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Barely.
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It seems you've borrowed the technique
that made him famous.
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-The Disco Super Slam.
-Um, no. I don't think so.
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You see, that technique
is our client's intellectual property.
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When you borrow from someone else,
you have to pay a copyright.
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Okay, yes. But what if you change
a thing or two and make it different?
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-Mr. Boisvert...
-Let's talk about this.
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Miracle Mark suffered emotional harm,
because of what you did to him.
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-He wants to sue me?
-He'd prefer to come to an agreement.
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Sorry, I'm not familiar
with legal jargon...
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You'll likely get fleeced.
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Okay, but... Okay.
What if we can't reach an agreement?
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Our client will deal with it
in the most efficient manner.
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How? He'll break my legs?
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So... stop using our client's technique,
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pay him $20,000 in damages,
and we'll put it all behind us.
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-Meaning...
-Meaning I'm screwed.
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You're starting to understand
legal jargon.
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Come on, let's go. There.
Here we go. Come.
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An eye for an eye for Mrs. Lemieux.
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Don't worry, ma'am. We'll pick it all up
and dump it in your can.
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Okay? Go on, boy. Do your thing.
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You can do it. You can do it.
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-About the Disco Super Slam...
-The Disco Hold?
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Whatever. You can have it.
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Oh, that's nice of you.
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Yup. For 30,000 bucks.
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-Excuse me?
-Thirty grand.
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You said I could have it.
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Do you know how much it's worth?
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You can freaking keep it, for that price.
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Twenty-five. Can't go any lower.
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Just keep your damn hold.
I'll come up with a new one.
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-Hulk.
-Yeah?
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-I tried the recipe you gave me.
-And?
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-I made a fool of myself.
-How so?
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-It was Ricardo's recipe.
-Didn't I tell you?
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And here I was, bragging it was mine.
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Imagine how it made me feel.
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I apologize. I'm sorry.
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You'd better be.
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He's right. He should've told him.
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It's just a misunderstanding.
It happens.
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That reminds me
of something that happened ages ago.
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There was this girl,
she used to do something to me.
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A special technique she invented,
supposedly.
250
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:27,541
Except at least three other girls
started doing the same thing.
251
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:31,545
I knew damn well the Bulgarian Screwdriver
wasn't her invention.
252
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:49,396
-If I were you, I'd ask.
-Maybe.
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00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:50,772
You won't?
254
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,150
-I'm hesitating.
-Why?
255
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:56,111
I don't wanna make her feel bad.
256
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,030
Right, that's gotta be why.
257
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,241
I don't wanna know
where she learned to do that.
258
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Fine. I don't want her to stop doing it.
259
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,291
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, yeah.
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Wow.
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-So?
-Wow.
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Guess what I like most.
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What?
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