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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:07,882 PARENTS' MEETING 2 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:11,970 You have to keep in mind that this is a pivotal year. 3 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:15,348 The progression of each child is... 4 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:17,851 Sorry. 5 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:22,439 I got stuck at work. 6 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:28,611 In French, Math, and Ethics and Religious Culture courses, 7 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,156 I've noticed everyone has made progress. 8 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:35,410 On the academic side, I'm pretty happy. But I wanted to talk to you 9 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:38,788 about the social and emotional aspects. 10 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:41,541 -You're a wrestler? -Yes. 11 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:44,002 ...concerning the agenda, I'm very happy... 12 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:46,296 I love wrestling. I'd like to go and see you. 13 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:47,881 -Of course. You should. -Okay. 14 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,843 I'd like for us to use it together as a new tool. 15 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:55,138 I'd like to know more about your child's feelings. 16 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,139 Bring your boyfriend. 17 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:57,724 I don't have one. 18 00:00:58,183 --> 00:00:59,309 Your husband, then. 19 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,603 No, I don't have anybody. 20 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:02,771 Me neither. 21 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:08,485 ...beginning of the year, I'd appreciate a bit more implication in the coming stage... 22 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:15,408 My name is Annick, but everybody calls me Titanic. 23 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,285 -Titanic? -Yeah. 24 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:19,913 ...others not as much... 25 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:24,000 Of course, if I can count on your collaboration and involvement, 26 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:28,713 and if we work together hand in hand, I think we can all move forward. 27 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,097 Got a problem? 28 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:34,779 So, what happened? 29 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:35,822 They punted. I knew it. 30 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,833 The cheerleaders are pretty. Right? 31 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:51,546 Don't you think? Yeah. 32 00:02:57,135 --> 00:03:00,930 Do you ever imagine them without... 33 00:03:02,056 --> 00:03:03,099 their pompoms? 34 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:06,811 Forget it. Sir? 35 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:17,864 Yeah? 36 00:03:18,197 --> 00:03:21,910 We'll enhance the signal's strength from our station. 37 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:27,790 But for the outlet in your room, I have to come back and change the wiring. 38 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,959 -No problem. -Okay. 39 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,336 -Have a nice day. -You, too. 40 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,058 What? You know what. 41 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:49,812 The nice little lady at school. 42 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:51,648 I'm not interested. 43 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:56,653 I've been dead for a few months now, it's normal if you start to... 44 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:58,363 Not me. 45 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:01,950 She has a nice ass. Not as nice as yours. 46 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:06,913 Ha! I knew you checked her out, you filthy pig. 47 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:12,585 Stop it, Chantal. There's absolutely nothing going on. 48 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:17,548 Titanic, now that's nickname that inspires confidence and security. 49 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:20,009 Yeah. 50 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,303 Don't try to tell me he's stronger than him. 51 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,972 He could hit like a truck. 52 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:28,351 -I saw him. No doubt about it. -Well, I never fought him, but... 53 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:29,269 Believe me. 54 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:32,230 How long should you wait after your wife's death before you... 55 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,650 start seeing someone else? 56 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:37,902 You met someone? 57 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:40,530 Not at all. I'm just wondering. 58 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:44,993 If you're not done mourning, it would be like cheating on her. 59 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:47,704 Hey, lighten up, will you? 60 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,580 So, what? A year? 61 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:51,666 Two years? 62 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:56,087 And when you have kids, you have to wait until they're ready, too. 63 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:58,798 Are you trying to tell him he might as well give up? 64 00:04:58,881 --> 00:05:02,969 If he waits too long, he'll only attract women over 40. Is that what you want? 65 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,763 You know, Carl, life goes on. 66 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:09,475 -I know, but-- -Sex and love are two different things. 67 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:13,354 When you're mourning, it's your heart that's bleeding, not your dick. 68 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:30,413 No one has touched this since your mother died. It's sacred. It's hers. 69 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:33,666 We should do something about that. Why don't you give it away? 70 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:39,338 The day I know another woman is wearing her clothes, I'll think... 71 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:42,842 our bond is broken. 72 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:44,260 Maybe it's time. 73 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,054 Why do you say that? 74 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:50,349 If you're so hung up on rags, I can't imagine how you feel about the rest. 75 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:54,604 Do you want some of it? 76 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:55,980 Me? 77 00:05:56,064 --> 00:06:00,193 If you wore it instead of a stranger, it'd be easier for me to accept it. 78 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:01,527 Uh... no. 79 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:03,738 -You don't like it? -No. 80 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:04,655 Why? 81 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:07,366 Because it's my mother's clothes. You're so weird. 82 00:06:58,292 --> 00:07:01,587 Hey, Carl. The 2x4 was a great idea. 83 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:04,090 -It pays to be creative. -Yeah. 84 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:11,139 Hi. 85 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:12,640 Hey. 86 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:15,101 What a fight. I tell you, you're... 87 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:17,645 It's mostly fat. 88 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:21,065 Don't say that. You're so strong. You look like a bull. 89 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:26,195 Oh, it's Sugar Chris. Can you introduce me? 90 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:30,450 Of course. Christian, I want you to meet someone. This is-- 91 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,367 Titanic. 92 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:34,412 -Hi there. -Hi. Can I...? 93 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:35,538 -Sure. -Yeah. 94 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:39,876 Nice. 95 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:40,960 Oh, thanks. 96 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,420 My pleasure, kitty cat. 97 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:44,338 I can't believe it. 98 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:46,174 I can't believe myself, sometimes. 99 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:50,595 I was wondering, would you like to go for a drink? 100 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,555 -Of course. -Cool. 101 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:53,806 You? 102 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,226 Oh, you know, tomorrow morning... 103 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,269 Oh, come on. 104 00:07:58,352 --> 00:08:00,771 You know, Carl, if you're busy, it's not a big deal. 105 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:02,690 Fine, I'll come. 106 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,320 I think one of us should go. 107 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,155 Which one? 108 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,596 Open your mouth. 109 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,199 I won't be long. 110 00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:55,785 It's fine. Take your time. 111 00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:20,184 What's wrong? You told me it's perfectly normal at some point... 112 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,310 Oh, absolutely. 113 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:27,066 I just hope the kids won't be too harsh on you when they realize you weren't home. 114 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:32,321 Especially Jonathan. He's so sensitive. 115 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:38,160 I wonder how they'll feel about you doing it so soon. 116 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:44,709 Look, kids understand more stuff than we think. 117 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:45,835 Really? 118 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,713 Are you talking to yourself? 119 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:50,423 Hey. 120 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:55,678 -Hey, you. What's your name? -Piss off. 121 00:09:56,679 --> 00:10:01,642 That's an unusual name. You're not sleeping, kiddo? 122 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:04,020 I can't sleep when my mom goes out. 123 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,938 Well, she's back now. 124 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,149 I can't sleep either when she screams. 125 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,952 Tell her I said good night. 126 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,354 Who are you thinking about? 127 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,314 You. 128 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:51,942 Can you help me out a little? 129 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,028 Okay. 130 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,198 Just the top is fine? 131 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:58,824 It should be. Carl? 132 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,507 -Carl? -Carl? 133 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,885 -You're not thinking... -...about me. 134 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:19,887 Carl! 135 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:25,851 I'm sorry... but it's been a while. 136 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:30,523 My memories are starting to fade. You understand? 137 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,866 Oh, boy. 138 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:45,704 Check this out. 139 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:52,169 Tell me something. 140 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:57,383 Did your father give you the talk? I know I did it with him. 141 00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:58,843 What do you mean? 142 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:00,344 Well... 143 00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:02,430 What? 144 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,349 When you look at this, what comes to your mind? 145 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,269 Photoshop. 146 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,273 Photoshop? For sure. 147 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,197 I hadn't thought of that. 148 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,204 I'm back to finish the job. 149 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,123 Go ahead. My granddaughter's in. 150 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:30,541 Thanks. 151 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:59,069 I just wanted to tell you, no hard feelings about last night. 152 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:01,614 -What do you mean? -You left with the girl. 153 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,160 I was glad to leave her to someone less handsome. 154 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:09,413 I figure this doesn't happen to you very often. 155 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,081 Glad to hear it. 156 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:15,920 It's reassuring. I'm too popular with the ladies for it to affect my self-esteem. 157 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,046 Okay. 158 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,215 No, but really... 159 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,341 Okay. 160 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:21,509 I swear. 161 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:22,468 Fine. I got it. 162 00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,011 You don't seem convinced. 163 00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:25,346 I'm not the only one. 164 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:29,558 Anyway, nothing happened. 165 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:34,647 -No? -No. 166 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:39,944 Eddie's right. You're still thinking about your wife. You shouldn't rush into it. 167 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,175 Wow. 168 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:07,972 That's so beautiful. 169 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,649 -Did you win? -It was just practice. 170 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:20,651 That's nice. 171 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,319 We need to talk. 172 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,196 I knew it. 173 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,283 Don't you think it's time you talked to your son? 174 00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:28,617 About what? 175 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:32,037 Explain to him the facts of life. 176 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,038 Like what? 177 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,165 If not his father, who will teach him? 178 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,919 -It's not up to the father nowadays. -Then who? 179 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:39,920 The internet. 180 00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,798 I took responsibility for you. 181 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,926 You never thought maybe it was too early? 182 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:51,015 At some point, boys have to know that French is more than a nationality. 183 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,270 Carl. Hop in. 184 00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:02,818 It's fine when it's a family member. As long as it's not Uncle Gaëtan. 185 00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,828 When will you get a new car? 186 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:17,833 Soon. I'm waiting to see the new models. I don't wanna buy on impulse. 187 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:23,589 Carl, I brought you on this car ride because we need to talk man to man. 188 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:28,218 There comes a time when it's important not to look stupid. 189 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,971 So tell me, what do you know about sex? 190 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,851 -Do you know where babies come from? -Yeah. 191 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:40,064 Tell me what you already know and I'll fill in the rest. 192 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:44,401 It takes a man and a woman, and they have to love each other very much. 193 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:49,365 Well, that's sad. Listen, Daddy will explain it to you. 194 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,491 Okay? 195 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,285 First of all, you know that us men, we have... 196 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:15,349 That many details can be pretty traumatizing to a kid that age. 197 00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:20,646 I didn't traumatize you. It would've been worse if I hadn't taught you anything. 198 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:23,107 Why do you think I choke now? 199 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,825 Dad? Dad? 200 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:39,832 Dad, is that you? 201 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:44,545 Jaimie! 202 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:53,887 What the hell is going on? 203 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:58,058 I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. 204 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,604 -I like women's clothes. -That's my dead wife's dress. 205 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:04,940 I'm so sorry. 206 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:10,404 You soiled something pure when you put on that dress. Something's broken. 207 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,698 It will never be the same. 208 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:15,200 Actually, it's a good thing, isn't it, Dad? 209 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:18,746 This man just did you a favor by taking that burden off your back. 210 00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:29,590 Take this dress, if you like. And a few more, while you're at it. 211 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,133 Thanks. 212 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:40,517 I hope you don't think I'm gay. 213 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,773 Okay. 214 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:22,893 Hey. Hop in. 215 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,525 Your car is really old. 216 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,568 Yeah, I'll change it soon. 217 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:35,322 I'm waiting to see the new models. I don't wanna buy on impulse. 218 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:44,164 Jonathan, I brought you on this car ride because we need to talk man to man. 219 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,374 About what? 220 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:52,714 Did your dad ever tell you about what men and women do together? 221 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:54,925 No. 222 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:56,927 He didn't tell you? 223 00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:00,139 Not him, but Jaimie told me about it. 224 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,390 Jaimie? 225 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:03,976 What did she say? 226 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,144 You wanna know? 227 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,061 Yeah. Okay. 228 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,390 I love you, Chantal. For the rest of my life. 229 00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:49,646 You're the mother of my children, the love of my life. But you're gone. 230 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:53,775 Yeah. It wouldn't be fair to be even more suffocating now that I'm dead. 231 00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:56,820 Don't say that. That was my problem. 232 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,115 -Are you talking to me? -No. 233 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,203 Oh, keep going. 234 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:09,833 You're just gonna stay there? Sitting like this? 235 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,960 Oh, yes! 236 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,047 It's a new stage of mourning, but it isn't over yet. 237 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,007 Oh, yes! 238 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,425 You're still here? 239 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,762 -Just for a little while. -Oh, yes! 240 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:22,971 Fine, then. 241 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,599 -Oh! Carl. -Oh, Titanic. 242 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:26,600 Carl! 243 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,185 -Titanic. -Oh, Lord. 244 00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:29,853 -Carl! -Titanic! 245 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:32,147 -Titanic, seriously. -What? 246 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,107 Nothing. It sounds really good. 247 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,150 Oh, Carl! 248 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,318 Oh, Titanic! 249 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,738 Hey, are you judging me? 17923

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