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Come on!
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Oh, man. Thank you, ma'am.
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I guess you don't have change?
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Yeah.
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It's not the end of the world.
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No, but it's the end of the month.
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What, you're dry?
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Alright, alright. Don't fret.
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For semi-professionals,
it's normal to get semi-paid.
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I mean, wrestling does help a bit,
but... I'm gonna need more.
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Get a tenant.
Isn't there a room you could rent out?
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Sharing your house with a stranger,
though...
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Or maybe you know someone
who could use one.
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Holy shit, you startled me!
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Why are you staring?
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You're giving me the room?
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I thought you'd never.
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How much?
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Not that much.
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You're still asking me for money,
even though I'm your father.
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But not much, really.
How about 100 bucks?
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A hundred? I don't need your charity.
That's just humiliating.
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Okay, then. I don't know, how about...
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Three seventy-five?
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Are you insane?
That thing isn't even worth 100!
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But...
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Two-hundred. Take it or leave it.
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Why are we haggling?
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Watch out.
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What's in these boxes?
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Non-perishable food.
Enough to survive for three months.
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Right. Like you're gonna need that.
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Laugh all you want, at least I'll be ready
when the terrorists strike.
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What terrorists?
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You really think that
after attacking New York,
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they would target Quebec next?
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You're naive, if you think
there isn't a sleeper cell in Quebec.
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There's a sleeping idiot, though.
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Yeah, right. Let's let our guard down.
There's nothing to fear.
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Everyone forgets.
Well, I don't. Okay?
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Besides, to make sure I never forget,
I have a precise date
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that I use as a password
and to play the lottery.
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A date that's a foretaste
of the apocalypse.
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9-11-1?
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September 11th, 2001?
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How do you know?
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You mentioned terrorism.
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I'll change it. I wouldn't wanna share,
if I won the lottery.
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I never heard of any Al Qaeda fighters
arrested in Quebec.
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Exactly! If they didn't get arrested,
it's because they're smarter.
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And more dangerous!
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Good thing your father took the room.
It's money, plus a good role model.
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My ass.
I'm the role model in my family.
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Can we change position?
My back hurts, it's my sciatica again.
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You know,
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I read about this stuff. It's essential.
If you lose your role model...
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you gotta find another!
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You have one saved message.
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To listen to it, press 1.
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First saved message.
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Jaimie, it's Mom. I noticed you forgot
your lunch at home.
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Should I bring it over
or do you have cash for the cafeteria?
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Anyway, call me back. Bye.
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Message saved again.
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WHIPPED
CREAM
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What's going on?
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There's a naked guy!
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Stay right here.
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Hey!
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Carl, stop it!
I know this guy, it's Sylvain!
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I'm subletting the room to him.
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-Subletting?
-Yeah.
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I kept the storage space
to stay on my boat, but I sublet the room.
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What? Don't tell me it's a problem.
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You can't sublet the room.
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Am I or am I not renting the room?
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-You are.
-But I can't use it as I please?
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But we don't even know that guy.
Do you realize that?
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You're letting in a total stranger.
That's really poor security.
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Stop it. I asked my pals at the police
to look him up. He's clean.
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Really? What does he do for a living?
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He's a psychic. A psychic?
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Yeah, you know. He reads tarot cards,
hands, stuff like that.
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That's reassuring.
You can guarantee he'll pay the rent?
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Wait, that's just on the side.
He also has a job in healthcare.
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In a hospital?
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A clinic.
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Doing what?
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He realigns shakras.
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Shakras.
Damn it, why are you doing this to me?
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You don't want me to live better by making
some cash? You should know, of all people.
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I get it. You want me to take the room,
so I'll always have to owe you something.
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Of course not. Right?
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Anyway. I talked to Sylvain
and told him I was all for
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peaceful and respectful coexistence
amongst people,
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and if he does anything to break
the harmony we have, I'll kill him.
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-You said that?
-Yessir.
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Why? You doubt I could kill him myself?
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-I'm subletting.
-But it's my house.
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Well, I'll start and you finish him off.
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You're not okay.
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Mind your own business.
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-You can't hide it. I see energies.
-Yeah, right.
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I'm telling you. I'm a psychic.
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If there's anything I can do...
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-What? I'm outside.
-And the chips?
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There was no name written on them.
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Oh, by the way...
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would it be possible
not to make any noise after 7:00 pm?
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It's my meditation time.
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Subletting?
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Can you believe it?
He's subletting the room I gave him.
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What's wrong?
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My back hurts.
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I'll fix it for you. Follow my lead.
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When a parent is allowed to stay
at his son's place, you'd expect some...
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Humility?
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Yeah. I was gonna say gratefulness,
but humility works.
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Take that!
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Be careful, okay?
It's a sensitive area.
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-Don't move.
-Okay.
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HURT
HIM
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Man, that felt good.
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You'll see,
I can make his life miserable, too.
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-Your father's?
-Yeah.
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Yeah, right there!
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-And the tenant?
-I could try and get rid of him.
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He decided we should be silent after
7:00 pm, because he wants to meditate.
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If you want to get rid of him,
we can help.
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-Really?
-No big deal.
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I feel her presence.
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Whose presence?
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A woman.
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Describe her.
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She's not very tall.
Her hair is dark, straight.
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She's wearing a striped sweater.
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She's smiling. She has a happy face.
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It's my mother.
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How do you do that?
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-It's a gift.
-What's her name?
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Is her name Chantal?
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Yeah. Yes.
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And her eyes? Can you see her eyes?
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I can see them.
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What color are they?
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I can't tell, they're closed.
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It's because
the picture is black and white.
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I charge 50 bucks.
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Didn't the future tell you no?
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Hell of a party. That was a great idea!
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Damn right.
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Hey, look who's here.
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Who's that?
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That's Sylvain, our tenant.
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He probably came to say hello
before he starts his meditation.
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I bet he's got some shakras to realign.
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There are so many negative energies here.
You think I don't see yours?
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Shakras?
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They're junction points for the energy
that flows through the body.
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Really?
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When they're not aligned,
the body lacks harmony and hurts.
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I read it can help against sciatic pain.
Is that possible?
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Because I tried all kinds of stuff,
but my back still hurts.
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It can see why it hurts.
Your energy doesn't flow there at all.
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You should come see me.
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Hi, Carl.
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What are you doing here?
What's going on?
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Sylvain said it was okay
to use this as his waiting room.
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-His waiting room?
-For my appointments. You know.
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Next.
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Excuse me.
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Ready. Are you okay?
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I'll never get rid of him.
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Unless...
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And what do you want?
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I need a reason to see my grandpa?
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Someone like you? Yeah.
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So, what's the matter?
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I'm starting to forget Mom.
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You have tons of pictures.
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It's not that.
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It's as if I'd already lost the feeling
of having her around.
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She's fading from my memory.
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It's because you don't want to admit
that you still need her.
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You think?
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You'll feel her again when you realize
she can still bring you something.
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Stuff that only a mother can bring
her daughter in such a strong way.
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What's that?
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-The feeling of guilt.
-Grandpa...
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Don't tell me that's not the foundation
of a mother-daughter relationship.
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Mom never put me
under any kind of pressure.
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Oh, really?
And why do you think she named you Jaimie?
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It's the name of her aunt.
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Bullshit.
It's the name of the Bionic Woman.
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The Bionic Woman?
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Jaimie Sommers. That's right.
You were named after her.
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Wouldn't you call that pressure?
She wanted you to be strong. And bionic!
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Now that's how high
she'd set the bar for you. Okay?
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Shit, he was right.
200
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Hey, Sylvain, how do you like the soup?
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There was no name written on it.
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You bastard!
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Let's try something.
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-It's working.
-What is?
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My mom can make me feel bad
from the afterlife.
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It feels like she's judging me right now.
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It's like she was here. Amazing.
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Well, that's that. Thanks for the lift.
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The cans were yours?
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I started moving them around,
hoping that Sylvain would use one.
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And the lock?
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It wasn't hard. I just replaced
one doomed date with another.
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Which one?
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5-16-75. My birthday.
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One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
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Careful, my sciatica!
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Didn't Sylvain fix that?
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No, he just made it worse.
Sorry I trusted him. Are you mad at me?
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