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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:28,738 On his 35th birthday... 2 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:32,033 I decided to tell Julius Benedict... 3 00:00:32,116 --> 00:00:35,036 The truth about himself. 4 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:41,792 Julius already knew that he was the product... 5 00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:44,295 Of a scientific experiment... 6 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,631 Conducted by the American government. 7 00:00:49,051 --> 00:00:52,888 A top-secret experiment designed to produce a physically... 8 00:00:52,971 --> 00:00:56,808 Mentally and spiritually advanced human being. 9 00:01:00,729 --> 00:01:03,482 He knew that, unlike other little boys... 10 00:01:03,565 --> 00:01:07,320 He had not one, but six fathers- 11 00:01:07,445 --> 00:01:09,739 all very distinguished men... 12 00:01:09,822 --> 00:01:12,784 Especially chosen for their genetic excellence. 13 00:01:14,994 --> 00:01:16,871 And of course... 14 00:01:16,996 --> 00:01:20,166 He knew about Mary Ann Benedict... 15 00:01:22,627 --> 00:01:24,921 The remarkable young woman... 16 00:01:25,004 --> 00:01:27,840 Who was selected to be his mother. 17 00:01:44,942 --> 00:01:48,696 Sadly, he had long lived with the tragic knowledge... 18 00:01:48,779 --> 00:01:53,535 That his mother died while giving birth to him. 19 00:01:57,455 --> 00:02:00,208 Now, what Julius did not know... 20 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:03,211 Not until this very moment... 21 00:02:03,336 --> 00:02:07,549 Was that about a minute after he was born... 22 00:02:07,674 --> 00:02:12,388 His mother gave birth to another baby boy. 23 00:03:00,396 --> 00:03:02,940 I have a brother? 24 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:05,234 Ya. 25 00:03:05,276 --> 00:03:07,862 He was sent to an orphanage in Los Angeles... 26 00:03:07,945 --> 00:03:11,282 At the same time I brought you here to the island. 27 00:03:13,201 --> 00:03:16,955 Julius had spent his entire life here on the island... 28 00:03:17,039 --> 00:03:20,584 Helping me with my research. 29 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:24,004 I always thought he was happy, and had no desire to leave. 30 00:03:24,129 --> 00:03:26,215 How wrong I was. 31 00:03:26,298 --> 00:03:29,385 I must find him. 32 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:34,848 Julius, Julius! Wait, wait. 33 00:03:36,892 --> 00:03:40,814 I couldn't believe he was going. 34 00:03:40,897 --> 00:03:44,693 He wasn't equipped to deal with the outside world. 35 00:03:45,985 --> 00:03:49,322 All of his knowledge was from books. 36 00:03:50,532 --> 00:03:53,326 Julius could speak 12 languages. 37 00:03:53,451 --> 00:03:55,870 He excelled in history, science... 38 00:03:55,995 --> 00:03:58,540 Mathematics, literature. 39 00:03:58,665 --> 00:04:01,502 He was pure in body and in spirit. 40 00:04:01,585 --> 00:04:02,670 Ahhh! 41 00:04:02,753 --> 00:04:05,673 But for the first time... 42 00:04:05,798 --> 00:04:08,009 Julius would not listen to me. 43 00:04:08,092 --> 00:04:11,554 He's probably just like me. 44 00:04:20,354 --> 00:04:25,235 The nearest island with an airport was 27 Miles away. 45 00:04:28,071 --> 00:04:31,366 But Julius did not care. 46 00:04:31,450 --> 00:04:34,036 He had become obsessed with the idea... 47 00:04:34,119 --> 00:04:37,581 That his brother, Vincent, was in some kind of trouble... 48 00:04:37,706 --> 00:04:41,001 And desperately needed his help. 49 00:04:44,881 --> 00:04:47,050 Honey, I'm home! 50 00:04:47,133 --> 00:04:49,344 - Oh, no! - Oh, no. 51 00:04:49,427 --> 00:04:51,888 - Get going! - I'm going. 52 00:05:16,246 --> 00:05:18,248 Oh, hello, hello! 53 00:05:18,290 --> 00:05:20,751 Oh, my goodness! 54 00:05:27,509 --> 00:05:30,053 Goodbye. 55 00:05:39,688 --> 00:05:42,607 - We're gonna be late for work. - I need my horoscope. 56 00:05:42,732 --> 00:05:46,069 - Yeah, horoscope. - "Your judgment is at its peak today." 57 00:05:46,194 --> 00:05:49,281 Use it wisely, and romance will follow." 58 00:05:49,365 --> 00:05:52,952 - Ooh, good one. - I hope so. 59 00:05:53,077 --> 00:05:55,287 Ladies! 60 00:05:55,371 --> 00:05:58,457 - Vince! - I thought you broke up with him. 61 00:05:58,541 --> 00:06:00,459 I did, I did! 62 00:06:03,796 --> 00:06:05,962 You don't mind if I talk to your sister, do you? 63 00:06:05,986 --> 00:06:08,175 She doesn't mind. 64 00:06:08,259 --> 00:06:10,470 Don't give him any money. 65 00:06:10,512 --> 00:06:15,308 Uh, no, no, I promised marnie I wouldn't give you any money. 66 00:06:19,855 --> 00:06:22,524 Don't look at me like- 67 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:25,444 don't do that thing with your eyes. 68 00:06:25,527 --> 00:06:29,114 I'm not even supposed to be here with you. 69 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:32,660 You are here, and so am I. 70 00:06:32,744 --> 00:06:35,329 Maybe millions of people go by... 71 00:06:35,413 --> 00:06:37,665 But they all disappear from view. 72 00:06:37,749 --> 00:06:41,419 I only have eyes for you, Linda. 73 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:44,464 I only have eyes for you. 74 00:06:46,174 --> 00:06:49,385 Mmm. 75 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:53,515 - It's the baby klane! - What? 76 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:58,103 - Hi. - Hi. 77 00:06:58,187 --> 00:07:00,689 - Can I help you? - Uh, yeah. 78 00:07:00,814 --> 00:07:03,275 Where's the little shit? 79 00:07:03,359 --> 00:07:06,028 You'll have to be more specific... 80 00:07:06,111 --> 00:07:08,322 Concerning the clientele. 81 00:07:08,405 --> 00:07:10,407 Benedict. 82 00:07:10,532 --> 00:07:13,703 Oh, he wouldn't come in here. 83 00:07:13,787 --> 00:07:15,955 - Isn't that right, marnie? - Who, Vincent? 84 00:07:17,374 --> 00:07:21,211 That weasel? That creep? 85 00:07:21,336 --> 00:07:25,048 I wouldn't serve him if he crawled in on his hands and knees. 86 00:07:27,759 --> 00:07:31,221 Take out the papers and the trash 87 00:07:31,304 --> 00:07:34,849 or you don't get no spending cash 88 00:07:34,892 --> 00:07:37,561 if you don't scrub that kitchen floor 89 00:07:37,687 --> 00:07:42,066 you ain't gonna rock and roll no more 90 00:07:42,149 --> 00:07:45,486 yakety-yak don't talk back 91 00:07:45,569 --> 00:07:49,240 I knew you were trouble the second I laid eyes on you. 92 00:07:49,323 --> 00:07:53,869 Excuse me. I just have never heard this kind of music before. 93 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:58,500 Yakety-yak don't talk back 94 00:07:58,583 --> 00:08:03,213 take out the papers 95 00:08:03,296 --> 00:08:06,091 take... out... The... papers 96 00:08:06,133 --> 00:08:09,720 take out the papers take out the papers 97 00:08:11,138 --> 00:08:13,515 take... out... The... papers 98 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,101 and the trash trash 99 00:08:25,403 --> 00:08:27,780 LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA 100 00:08:30,450 --> 00:08:33,119 LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA 101 00:08:35,329 --> 00:08:38,249 mada-dada hey-tow 102 00:08:44,256 --> 00:08:46,300 thank you. 103 00:08:47,676 --> 00:08:50,763 Raf-a-hoo fa-haf-ha 104 00:08:50,804 --> 00:08:55,184 sew-do-a fair-da 105 00:09:02,984 --> 00:09:05,904 wa-fa hava-do-ha 106 00:09:08,865 --> 00:09:12,494 so-do begga-do-fow 107 00:09:13,828 --> 00:09:16,998 well-a beta-do-tha 108 00:09:19,709 --> 00:09:22,712 juggle-baba betta-do-thee 109 00:09:26,008 --> 00:09:28,761 rugg-a-do-a higga-do-ha 110 00:09:28,844 --> 00:09:32,515 tucko-day ragga-do-ga hoo-ha-yeah 111 00:09:32,556 --> 00:09:36,018 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 112 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:46,613 Hey, Vince! 113 00:09:46,697 --> 00:09:50,951 Listen, Al... You gotta help me out. 114 00:09:51,034 --> 00:09:53,537 I'm into the klane brothers for $20,000. 115 00:09:53,662 --> 00:09:56,873 - You borrowed money from a loan shark? - What do you got? 116 00:09:56,998 --> 00:10:00,252 Got anything for me? See what you got. 117 00:10:00,377 --> 00:10:02,879 We're doing this too often, Vince. 118 00:10:02,963 --> 00:10:05,048 I'll give you something. 119 00:10:05,090 --> 00:10:08,261 I got a nice BMW up on 4, stall 20. 120 00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:46,425 Vince, I'll take all of these you can get. 121 00:10:46,467 --> 00:10:49,304 All right, Tony. 122 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,765 - For you. - Thanks, Tony. 123 00:10:51,848 --> 00:10:53,767 Yeah. 124 00:10:53,808 --> 00:10:55,727 Whoa, Tony! 125 00:10:55,852 --> 00:11:00,315 There's only $4000 here. For a car like this is $6000. 126 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:03,109 We're in a recession. Everything's tough. 127 00:11:03,193 --> 00:11:05,945 You wanna try someone else, no hard feelings. 128 00:11:06,029 --> 00:11:08,281 No, I just could've used some more. 129 00:11:08,365 --> 00:11:10,951 - You okay, Vince? You seem worried. - Yeah. 130 00:11:10,993 --> 00:11:13,412 Your bowels troubling you? 131 00:11:22,922 --> 00:11:25,508 What an amazing country. 132 00:11:26,509 --> 00:11:28,386 Hey. 133 00:11:28,469 --> 00:11:30,346 Gotta light, pal? 134 00:11:30,471 --> 00:11:34,476 Oh, excuse me. I don't smoke, pal. 135 00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:36,603 Yeah. Ha-ha. 136 00:11:36,686 --> 00:11:39,523 Yeah, good stuff, huh? 137 00:11:39,648 --> 00:11:43,276 - Pickin' up something for the girlfriend? - I don't have a girlfriend. 138 00:11:43,318 --> 00:11:45,779 Do women really wear those things? 139 00:11:45,821 --> 00:11:47,739 If you're lucky, they do. 140 00:11:47,823 --> 00:11:49,783 I can't believe it. 141 00:11:49,825 --> 00:11:51,910 - You're from out of town? - Yes. 142 00:11:52,035 --> 00:11:56,082 As a matter of fact, I come from an island in the South pacific. 143 00:11:56,165 --> 00:11:58,710 Whoa! 144 00:12:01,045 --> 00:12:03,673 What the hell did you do to him, man! 145 00:12:03,798 --> 00:12:07,677 I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy. 146 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:11,681 Let me check him out. A light concussion. 147 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:13,516 Uh-oh. 148 00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:15,853 - I carry him to a hospital. - No! 149 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,272 I think you should just take off, man. 150 00:12:18,355 --> 00:12:20,357 Find your horse you came in on. 151 00:12:20,399 --> 00:12:22,317 I'm so sorry about this. 152 00:12:22,401 --> 00:12:25,404 - I feel terrible. - Me, too. Thanks a lot. 153 00:12:25,487 --> 00:12:27,531 - Sorry. - Yeah, I'm sorry. 154 00:12:27,573 --> 00:12:31,201 The next time you should really consider wearing helmets. 155 00:12:31,326 --> 00:12:33,370 Yeah, have a nice day. 156 00:12:33,412 --> 00:12:36,582 You don't have to buy them. Just don't say they're cheap! 157 00:12:36,707 --> 00:12:40,336 These are quality socks. 158 00:12:40,378 --> 00:12:43,840 What a day it's been. Oh, no, no, no! 159 00:12:43,882 --> 00:12:46,051 Oh, oh! Jesus Christ! 160 00:12:46,134 --> 00:12:50,221 $53! Are you out of your mind? 161 00:12:50,305 --> 00:12:53,725 Your vehicle is in a handicapped zone, if you didn't notice. 162 00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:56,061 So, do I look normal to you? 163 00:12:56,186 --> 00:12:58,396 You don't have a handicapped sticker in your windshield. 164 00:12:58,438 --> 00:13:01,567 Oh, come on. You don't need a sticker. 165 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,652 Handicapped, my ass! 166 00:13:03,736 --> 00:13:06,530 I'll need your driver's license, sir. 167 00:13:06,572 --> 00:13:09,158 Look, I'm sorry I lost my temper. 168 00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:11,202 Driver's license, please. 169 00:13:11,285 --> 00:13:14,121 - Look, I had a very bad day. - Driver's license... please. 170 00:13:14,246 --> 00:13:17,917 You've got over 200 outstanding parking tickets, Mr Benedict. 171 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,171 You just had your birthday. Your driver's license expired. 172 00:13:21,254 --> 00:13:23,256 Happy Birthday. Watch your head. 173 00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:25,384 Thanks. 174 00:13:32,182 --> 00:13:34,142 Come along, now. 175 00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:36,770 So this is where my brother grew up. 176 00:13:36,812 --> 00:13:40,607 I'm so happy he had so many children to play with. 177 00:13:44,946 --> 00:13:47,448 And that's where he must have slept! 178 00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:50,159 Yes, it was. 179 00:13:50,243 --> 00:13:52,120 How did you know? 180 00:13:52,245 --> 00:13:55,289 It's the one I'd have chosen, close to the fire extinguisher. 181 00:13:55,373 --> 00:13:57,291 In case of a fire... 182 00:13:57,333 --> 00:14:00,795 I could have given the alarm and saved all the other orphans. 183 00:14:02,088 --> 00:14:05,300 We've had only one fire in here at St. Charlotte's. 184 00:14:05,342 --> 00:14:08,637 Vince Benedict started it, we like to think by accident. 185 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:14,727 Tell me a little bit about Vincent. 186 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:17,646 Was he a great athlete? Interested in chess and poetry? 187 00:14:17,688 --> 00:14:20,482 I'm certain God had a purpose when he created Vince Benedict... 188 00:14:20,566 --> 00:14:23,318 But it had nothing to do with chess or poetry. 189 00:14:23,402 --> 00:14:25,447 Oh, I'm sorry. 190 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,452 Odd, the contents of his files are missing. 191 00:14:32,078 --> 00:14:34,330 That is Vince? 192 00:14:34,414 --> 00:14:36,374 He looks so happy. 193 00:14:36,499 --> 00:14:39,335 He should. That's sister Maria... 194 00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:42,005 - His biology teacher. - I always liked biology. 195 00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:44,007 So did Vincent. 196 00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:46,469 He disgraced sister Maria... 197 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,512 Who had to leave the order. 198 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:52,349 Then he stole all the money from the library fund, and ran away. 199 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,351 I must find my brother. 200 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,896 Do you know where he might be? 201 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,857 Jail, a man of his character can only be in jail. 202 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:04,070 You're full of goodness, Julius. I pray you never find him. 203 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,660 Benedict, visitor. 204 00:16:00,129 --> 00:16:03,424 - I'm looking for Vincent Benedict. - You got him. 205 00:16:31,119 --> 00:16:33,621 I have rowed halfway across the world- 206 00:16:33,663 --> 00:16:35,791 wrong, I just rowed a day- 207 00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:43,299 I've been looking forward to this moment my whole life. 208 00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:45,843 I've been on my island, I'm telling you. 209 00:16:45,968 --> 00:16:48,929 This is incredible that- I have looked for- 210 00:16:57,355 --> 00:17:00,358 you've gotta talk into the phone, bozo. 211 00:17:01,985 --> 00:17:04,863 Vincent. Dearest, Vincent... 212 00:17:04,946 --> 00:17:07,324 I know you don't know who I am. 213 00:17:07,407 --> 00:17:09,993 - But believe me, I came- - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 214 00:17:10,077 --> 00:17:12,662 I've got another six hours to pay the money back. 215 00:17:12,704 --> 00:17:15,874 Tell the klane brothers that harassing a man already in the slammer... 216 00:17:15,999 --> 00:17:18,211 Is beneath even them, all right? 217 00:17:18,336 --> 00:17:21,506 I don't know any klane brothers. I'm your brother, Julius. 218 00:17:22,799 --> 00:17:25,676 Huh? Come again? 219 00:17:25,802 --> 00:17:29,347 My name is Julius, and I'm your twin brother. 220 00:17:31,265 --> 00:17:33,184 Oh, obviously. 221 00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:38,147 The moment I sat down, I thought I was looking into a mirror. 222 00:17:38,272 --> 00:17:40,734 We are not identical twins. 223 00:17:40,818 --> 00:17:42,861 - Oh, no? - No. 224 00:17:42,986 --> 00:17:44,696 I wouldn't be too sure, pal. 225 00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:46,698 I don't lie. I am your brother. 226 00:17:46,782 --> 00:17:49,201 You must let me help you get out of here. 227 00:17:49,284 --> 00:17:51,703 You want to help me get out? 228 00:17:51,829 --> 00:17:53,330 Yes, right now. 229 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:57,251 Well, money talks, and bullshit walks. 230 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:04,092 How can bullshit walk? That's slang, huh? 231 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,844 Yeah. 232 00:18:05,969 --> 00:18:07,804 I'm in fast company here. 233 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,432 Take a look over there. See that man? 234 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:13,643 Pay him money, all right? They let me out. 235 00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:16,187 I'll be anything you want, your aunt, Uncle, sister... 236 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,189 Your cousin, brother-in-law, anything. 237 00:18:18,273 --> 00:18:21,568 - All right? - Okay, I pay right now. 238 00:18:21,651 --> 00:18:23,237 - You pay now. - Okay, Vince. 239 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,364 Okay. Go pay. 240 00:18:25,489 --> 00:18:27,408 All right, pay him. 241 00:18:29,452 --> 00:18:32,079 What is this, "candid camera"? 242 00:18:33,581 --> 00:18:35,833 Ahhh, oof! 243 00:18:37,585 --> 00:18:41,213 Twinny, I hope you didn't blow your wad on the tickets... 244 00:18:41,255 --> 00:18:45,093 Because I'm gonna need a lot more money to get my car. 245 00:18:45,177 --> 00:18:47,137 - I have more money. - You do? 246 00:18:47,262 --> 00:18:50,348 I'm glad to help you. Vincent, I'm your brother. 247 00:18:50,432 --> 00:18:52,642 - I love you. - Whoa! 248 00:18:52,768 --> 00:18:55,771 Look, ease up on the love talk... 249 00:18:55,854 --> 00:18:58,899 Because I'm gonna be tossing my cookies in a minute. 250 00:18:58,982 --> 00:19:01,109 Tossing your cookies? 251 00:19:01,193 --> 00:19:03,111 Oh, that's more slang! 252 00:19:03,195 --> 00:19:05,615 Where the hell is it? 253 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:11,287 - This is your car, isn't it? - Yeah, that's it. 254 00:19:11,370 --> 00:19:13,956 You pay a huge fine, then they hide it on you. 255 00:19:13,998 --> 00:19:17,126 - How'd you know this was my car? - We're twins! 256 00:19:17,251 --> 00:19:20,755 I'm so excited. Now we can go to museums together... 257 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,800 Talk philosophy together, read books together. 258 00:19:23,841 --> 00:19:26,302 - Play chess together. - Get lost together. 259 00:19:30,307 --> 00:19:32,184 Vincent! 260 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,982 He's so full of energy. 261 00:19:43,487 --> 00:19:45,364 Blue sedan deville. 262 00:19:45,447 --> 00:19:47,991 This is beautiful. 263 00:19:48,075 --> 00:19:49,953 Where you guys going, out to Hawaii? 264 00:19:49,994 --> 00:19:53,164 - Catch some of them big waves? - Yeah, something like that. 265 00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:55,250 We have plenty of room on level 4. 266 00:20:42,049 --> 00:20:44,551 I'll call you next Saturday. 267 00:20:44,593 --> 00:20:47,012 Whoa, where you going with my desk? 268 00:20:47,095 --> 00:20:49,056 Takin' back this furniture, man. 269 00:20:49,139 --> 00:20:52,392 - You're six months behind. - You're behind! 270 00:20:53,728 --> 00:20:55,897 Six months behind. That's the problem. 271 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,316 There's no trust in the world any more. 272 00:20:58,399 --> 00:21:00,943 I tried to stop them, Mr Benedict. 273 00:21:01,069 --> 00:21:03,071 That's all right, it was time to redecorate anyway. 274 00:21:05,406 --> 00:21:07,450 Vincent Benedict incorporated. 275 00:21:07,575 --> 00:21:09,577 - Sports agent... - Airborne! 276 00:21:10,578 --> 00:21:13,915 - Mr Benedict? - Yeah? 277 00:21:13,998 --> 00:21:16,919 - It's Al. - It's Al? Ooh, Al, Al, Al. 278 00:21:17,002 --> 00:21:21,757 Look, miss busby, uh- Al, hang on a second. 279 00:21:21,882 --> 00:21:24,927 The corporation's in a transitional period right now. 280 00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:29,139 Take a couple of days off. When we regroup, I'll call you. 281 00:21:29,264 --> 00:21:31,600 Whatever you think is best. 282 00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:33,727 - All right. - I'll take this. 283 00:21:33,811 --> 00:21:35,729 Yeah, go ahead. Take that. 284 00:21:35,771 --> 00:21:38,942 Before I forget, Happy Birthday. 285 00:21:41,444 --> 00:21:44,322 Oh, how sweet. 286 00:21:44,406 --> 00:21:46,449 That's very, very nice of you. 287 00:21:46,491 --> 00:21:50,495 - Aqua velva? - Mm-hmm. 288 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:54,499 You shouldn't have. Stacey. 289 00:21:56,543 --> 00:21:58,462 I'll give you a call, okay? 290 00:21:58,546 --> 00:22:01,132 All right, all right. 291 00:22:01,173 --> 00:22:03,426 Al, save me! 292 00:22:03,467 --> 00:22:06,345 Brand-new caddy on level 4. 293 00:22:06,721 --> 00:22:09,473 I'll be there! Don't move! Bye. 294 00:22:13,894 --> 00:22:15,813 Whoa! 295 00:22:19,776 --> 00:22:21,570 Time's up, Vincent. 296 00:22:29,244 --> 00:22:32,330 Did you hit me? Because I didn't feel a thing. 297 00:22:33,331 --> 00:22:35,208 I felt that. 298 00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:39,004 You gotta understand something, Benedict. 299 00:22:39,129 --> 00:22:41,006 I like my work. 300 00:22:43,009 --> 00:22:45,845 These are the most unfriendly acts you're committing. 301 00:22:45,887 --> 00:22:48,014 I don't know what the problem is... 302 00:22:48,097 --> 00:22:50,266 But I'm sure it can be resolved... 303 00:22:50,349 --> 00:22:52,602 - Without resorting to violence. - Yeah. 304 00:22:52,727 --> 00:22:54,353 Okay? 305 00:22:54,437 --> 00:22:56,814 Okay. 306 00:23:01,152 --> 00:23:03,197 - You moved too soon. - He did? 307 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,364 Ahhh! 308 00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:08,368 A little chest pain? 309 00:23:08,452 --> 00:23:11,872 The first rule in a crisis situation: 310 00:23:11,914 --> 00:23:15,209 You negotiate first and you attack last. 311 00:23:15,334 --> 00:23:17,211 You negotiate first, then you attack. 312 00:23:17,336 --> 00:23:19,213 - You never negotiated. - Na-hah! 313 00:23:19,338 --> 00:23:21,256 You don't know what kind of an enemy I am. 314 00:23:21,340 --> 00:23:25,053 - Who are you? - I'm Vincent's brother. 315 00:23:25,136 --> 00:23:27,222 - We're twins. - That's right. 316 00:23:28,681 --> 00:23:30,725 - You're firewood! - Axe, axe, axe! 317 00:23:32,227 --> 00:23:34,979 You have no respect for logic. 318 00:23:35,105 --> 00:23:37,524 - But he's got an axe! - Ahhhh! 319 00:23:41,444 --> 00:23:44,781 And I have no respect for those who have no respect for logic. 320 00:23:46,909 --> 00:23:49,787 You're a very stupid person. 321 00:23:53,249 --> 00:23:55,543 You tell your brother... 322 00:23:55,626 --> 00:23:58,838 He messes with me, he messes with my whole family! 323 00:24:03,426 --> 00:24:05,928 I love it when you hit people, Julius. 324 00:24:06,053 --> 00:24:07,263 Boom! 325 00:24:08,098 --> 00:24:09,975 That was great! 326 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,977 Actually, I hate violence. 327 00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:13,979 But you're so good at it! 328 00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:16,356 I've got an idea. We should go into business together. 329 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,775 You could be a boxer. I could be your manager. 330 00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:22,320 - I don't think I could fight for money. - No problem! 331 00:24:22,404 --> 00:24:25,782 You do all the fighting, I'll keep all the money. 332 00:24:25,866 --> 00:24:28,410 I'm really worried about you, Vincent. 333 00:24:29,912 --> 00:24:32,290 How much money do you owe? 334 00:24:32,415 --> 00:24:35,334 Don't lie to me. We're twins. 335 00:24:35,418 --> 00:24:39,297 - I can feel your pain. - Why do you keep saying that? 336 00:24:39,422 --> 00:24:41,382 We're not twins. We're not brothers. 337 00:24:41,466 --> 00:24:43,342 We're nothin'! 338 00:24:48,306 --> 00:24:50,058 Twenty thousand. 339 00:24:51,477 --> 00:24:53,645 Due this morning. 340 00:24:59,610 --> 00:25:01,487 Come on. 341 00:25:11,830 --> 00:25:14,167 Don't worry about anything, Vincent. 342 00:25:14,292 --> 00:25:18,046 As long as I'm with you, I won't let anyone harm you, okay? 343 00:25:20,673 --> 00:25:25,095 Well, you're a good guy, Julius. 344 00:25:25,178 --> 00:25:27,597 Now, hang on to your seat! 345 00:25:38,067 --> 00:25:40,528 You know what? I completely forgot. 346 00:25:40,611 --> 00:25:43,155 I promised this friend, Sammy... 347 00:25:43,197 --> 00:25:45,491 That I'd pick his car up from the airport. 348 00:25:45,574 --> 00:25:47,451 Put it in the slot. 349 00:25:47,535 --> 00:25:49,662 Would you do me a big favour? 350 00:25:49,703 --> 00:25:52,915 Would you drive this car back from the airport for me? 351 00:25:52,998 --> 00:25:54,875 Oh, I would love to. 352 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,129 Good, that would really be a big help. 353 00:25:57,212 --> 00:26:00,715 Do you have a manual, please? 354 00:26:02,175 --> 00:26:04,219 - A manual? - Yeah. 355 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,598 - It's in the glove compartment. - Oh, yeah. 356 00:26:08,723 --> 00:26:10,809 There it is. 357 00:26:18,109 --> 00:26:21,112 - What are you doin' with the finger? - Learning to drive. 358 00:26:21,237 --> 00:26:22,947 Whoa! 359 00:26:24,073 --> 00:26:25,908 It's not up here. 360 00:26:25,992 --> 00:26:28,327 Maybe it's under the back tyre. 361 00:26:28,411 --> 00:26:32,832 Look... I mean, usually he leaves the keys behind the tyre. 362 00:26:32,915 --> 00:26:34,584 - Geez! - What's the matter? 363 00:26:34,667 --> 00:26:38,296 That dopey Sam, he forgot to leave the keys. 364 00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:40,299 No. Oh, well. 365 00:26:40,424 --> 00:26:44,261 A lot of handicapped children are gonna be very disappointed. 366 00:26:44,386 --> 00:26:46,430 Handicapped children? 367 00:26:46,555 --> 00:26:49,975 This car was supposed to be auctioned off at their charity drive tomorrow. 368 00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:52,561 Oh, well. Let's go get something to eat. 369 00:26:52,603 --> 00:26:54,855 Maybe we should try to open it ourselves. 370 00:26:56,815 --> 00:26:59,068 Do you really think we should do that? 371 00:26:59,109 --> 00:27:00,779 It's for children. 372 00:27:02,947 --> 00:27:04,991 You got a point. 373 00:27:07,494 --> 00:27:11,039 I saw a guy from the auto club do this once. 374 00:27:11,122 --> 00:27:13,750 What do you know, beginners luck! 375 00:27:16,127 --> 00:27:18,963 These cars have terrific alarms! 376 00:27:19,089 --> 00:27:21,466 I'll get it in a minute. 377 00:27:22,843 --> 00:27:24,970 Just a second, Jules. 378 00:27:26,597 --> 00:27:27,973 Whoa! 379 00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:30,601 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 380 00:27:40,986 --> 00:27:45,283 If you lift the rear end at an angle greater than 45%... 381 00:27:45,367 --> 00:27:48,286 The Mercury switch activates the automatic cut-off system... 382 00:27:48,370 --> 00:27:50,705 So that the alarm's computer thinks... 383 00:27:50,831 --> 00:27:53,125 That the car is being towed and shuts off. 384 00:27:54,668 --> 00:27:57,212 Can I have the keys to your car? 385 00:27:58,797 --> 00:28:01,341 You know, the keys to your car? 386 00:28:01,383 --> 00:28:04,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No yodelling. 387 00:28:07,306 --> 00:28:09,183 Lovely day. 388 00:28:10,852 --> 00:28:12,645 Come on, Julius. 389 00:28:26,368 --> 00:28:29,288 Step on it! 390 00:28:30,831 --> 00:28:32,541 Yeeeoow! 391 00:28:45,053 --> 00:28:46,972 Oh, my God! 392 00:28:47,097 --> 00:28:50,393 - I am amazed at how well it's going. - You're doing good. 393 00:28:50,477 --> 00:28:53,062 Don't use both feet at the same time. 394 00:28:53,188 --> 00:28:57,108 - Just use the gas. - Okay, one foot. 395 00:28:57,233 --> 00:28:59,194 - One pedal at a time. - Okay! I will do it! 396 00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:21,300 Pick up the phone, the phone. 397 00:29:21,383 --> 00:29:24,261 The little thing down on the right that's making noise. 398 00:29:30,684 --> 00:29:33,605 This is Vincent's car. Can I help you, please? 399 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,316 - Julius! - Vincent, where are you? 400 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:38,985 Look in your rear-view mirror. You see that little dot? 401 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:42,114 That's me. 402 00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:43,990 Hello, yeah. Hello! 403 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:47,536 What are you doing back there? 404 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:51,665 There's going to be a lot of lights coming up, a supermarket. 405 00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:54,961 - Supermarket. - Take your foot off the gas. 406 00:29:55,086 --> 00:29:58,464 Apply it to the brake. It's the thing next to the gas. 407 00:29:58,589 --> 00:29:59,589 The brake pedal. 408 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:01,801 - Very gently. - You got it. 409 00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:05,179 Bye, Vincent. 410 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,432 All right. 411 00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:13,813 Okay, it's a supermarket. 412 00:30:21,613 --> 00:30:23,699 Ohhh! 413 00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:25,743 Ohhh! 414 00:30:37,130 --> 00:30:39,632 That's what I call fun. 415 00:30:39,716 --> 00:30:41,843 Did you see me with the two wheels? 416 00:30:41,885 --> 00:30:44,471 I can teach you that, Vincent. 417 00:30:44,554 --> 00:30:47,015 Julius, let me tell you something about America. 418 00:30:47,140 --> 00:30:50,268 Nobody likes a smart ass, all right? 419 00:30:50,518 --> 00:30:52,353 So, what do you think? 420 00:30:52,395 --> 00:30:54,481 Angel's food or devil's food? 421 00:30:54,522 --> 00:30:56,441 Devil's. 422 00:30:56,524 --> 00:30:59,028 - You know what I really love about Vince? - What? 423 00:30:59,153 --> 00:31:01,864 He's a force of nature. 424 00:31:01,947 --> 00:31:03,741 - You're outta control. - No, I'm not. 425 00:31:03,866 --> 00:31:06,619 That poetry he pretends to write, they're old song lyrics. 426 00:31:06,702 --> 00:31:09,580 I know. Geez, you think I don't know that! 427 00:31:09,705 --> 00:31:11,665 - I don't think you know that. - Well, I do. 428 00:31:11,707 --> 00:31:15,503 It's this style thing. That's how he expresses himself. 429 00:31:15,586 --> 00:31:19,049 And he means it, even if he doesn't know he means it. 430 00:31:19,091 --> 00:31:24,054 - Vince has a truly romantic soul. - I can't hear this any more. 431 00:31:24,137 --> 00:31:27,099 Well, don't, 'cause if you had a boyfriend like I have... 432 00:31:27,224 --> 00:31:29,601 You'd make him a cake and he'd love it... 433 00:31:29,726 --> 00:31:31,728 And you'd get laid. 434 00:31:45,910 --> 00:31:48,204 - Ah! - Excuse me. 435 00:31:48,246 --> 00:31:51,040 Excuse me. 436 00:31:52,417 --> 00:31:54,293 She's not bad. 437 00:31:54,419 --> 00:31:58,005 I had no idea that these magazines... 438 00:31:58,089 --> 00:32:02,386 Had things like this inside, inside them. 439 00:32:02,428 --> 00:32:05,264 You didn't? Where've you been? A desert island? 440 00:32:05,389 --> 00:32:09,309 I come from a tropical island in the South pacific. 441 00:32:09,435 --> 00:32:12,980 It's around 300 nautical Miles, South, southwest of Fiji. 442 00:32:14,773 --> 00:32:17,734 I just got here yesterday and I already found my brother. 443 00:32:17,776 --> 00:32:19,445 Your brother? 444 00:32:19,528 --> 00:32:21,530 That's right. 445 00:32:21,613 --> 00:32:23,658 My twin brother, Vincent. 446 00:32:23,783 --> 00:32:26,953 - Twins? - Vince! 447 00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:29,956 - Linda. - Hi. 448 00:32:29,998 --> 00:32:32,876 Oh, you look gorgeous in this light. 449 00:32:32,959 --> 00:32:35,003 - You do. - Really? 450 00:32:40,216 --> 00:32:42,677 Hi. Who's this guy? 451 00:32:42,802 --> 00:32:44,679 This is Vincent's brother. 452 00:32:44,804 --> 00:32:48,142 - I didn't know you had a brother. - Me, either. 453 00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:50,060 You know each other? 454 00:32:50,144 --> 00:32:52,688 Allow me to introduce these lovely ladies. 455 00:32:52,813 --> 00:32:56,650 - This is Linda. - Hi. 456 00:32:56,734 --> 00:32:59,528 - Hello. - Her charming sister, marnie. 457 00:33:02,323 --> 00:33:04,742 Sisters? 458 00:33:04,825 --> 00:33:06,995 Twins? 459 00:33:07,079 --> 00:33:09,623 Are you sure this guy's all right? 460 00:33:09,664 --> 00:33:12,209 He's okay. He's helping me out. 461 00:33:12,334 --> 00:33:15,504 He's from outta town, kinda latched on to me. 462 00:33:15,629 --> 00:33:18,507 Okay, well, great seeing ya. 463 00:33:18,590 --> 00:33:21,301 Catch ya later. 464 00:33:21,343 --> 00:33:24,346 Great seeing ya. Catch ya later. 465 00:33:24,429 --> 00:33:26,348 Oops! 466 00:33:28,976 --> 00:33:32,939 I've only been driving an hour. 467 00:33:34,857 --> 00:33:38,694 - Linda's your girlfriend, isn't she? - Yeah, kinda. 468 00:33:38,820 --> 00:33:42,073 - Is marnie your girlfriend, too? - Marnie? 469 00:33:42,156 --> 00:33:45,868 Marnie hates my guts. She kinda likes you, though. 470 00:33:45,952 --> 00:33:48,204 - Me? - Yeah. 471 00:33:48,329 --> 00:33:52,042 - She hardly knows me. - That's the best way. 472 00:33:52,167 --> 00:33:54,586 You see, women love men... 473 00:33:54,711 --> 00:33:57,047 Who are mysterious and devious. 474 00:33:57,089 --> 00:33:59,091 Keeps them on their toes. 475 00:33:59,174 --> 00:34:02,386 - It excites them. You know what I mean? - No. 476 00:34:02,469 --> 00:34:05,139 - You do like women? - Very much so. 477 00:34:05,222 --> 00:34:07,141 They're strange and sensitive. 478 00:34:07,266 --> 00:34:09,601 They have compassion. 479 00:34:09,726 --> 00:34:12,730 I have the highest respect for women. 480 00:34:16,568 --> 00:34:19,279 You're a virgin! 481 00:34:22,574 --> 00:34:25,326 That's private. 482 00:34:26,995 --> 00:34:29,748 A 230-pound virgin. 483 00:34:29,789 --> 00:34:32,917 It's all right. It's something- 484 00:34:33,042 --> 00:34:35,838 it's just one of those things. 485 00:34:35,921 --> 00:34:39,467 Oh, Julius. My little baby poodle. 486 00:34:40,926 --> 00:34:44,305 Such a baby cat. Look, did I neglect you? 487 00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:46,724 Not any more. Come on. 488 00:34:46,766 --> 00:34:49,894 That's a good little pussy cat. This is sweet Julius. 489 00:34:49,935 --> 00:34:52,062 Okay, here you go. 490 00:34:52,146 --> 00:34:54,523 You named your cat Julius? 491 00:34:59,988 --> 00:35:04,868 The secret to take-out eggplant parmesan is extra cheese. 492 00:35:04,951 --> 00:35:07,704 - There we go. - That much cheese? 493 00:35:07,788 --> 00:35:10,082 Oh, yeah. The more cheese, the merrier. 494 00:35:10,165 --> 00:35:12,125 There you go. 495 00:35:12,167 --> 00:35:16,339 I know you're probably used to growing your own vegetables... 496 00:35:16,464 --> 00:35:20,134 And spearing fish on the lagoon, but here on the mainland... 497 00:35:20,259 --> 00:35:22,804 We just nuke it. 498 00:35:22,845 --> 00:35:26,307 That's it. Here we go. 499 00:35:26,432 --> 00:35:31,187 Feast your eyes. Dinner is served. 500 00:35:31,270 --> 00:35:34,690 - Yummy. - Yeah. 501 00:35:48,789 --> 00:35:50,749 - Ahhh! - Ahhh! 502 00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:53,043 Through the lips, over the gums, look out- 503 00:35:53,168 --> 00:35:56,505 look out stomach, here it comes. Ta-dum! 504 00:35:56,630 --> 00:35:59,299 - Julius! - Oh, I like nuked food. 505 00:35:59,341 --> 00:36:02,262 - Mm-mmm! - Mmm! 506 00:36:26,996 --> 00:36:29,123 Now let me get this straight. 507 00:36:29,206 --> 00:36:31,709 One of our fathers was a famous football player? 508 00:36:31,792 --> 00:36:33,711 - Yes! - And another one was... 509 00:36:33,753 --> 00:36:37,631 - A physicist at M.I.T.? - Yes, he won the nobei prize. 510 00:36:37,715 --> 00:36:41,051 Naturally! All of our dads were these big shots. 511 00:36:41,135 --> 00:36:46,266 And mom... Was like... superwoman. 512 00:36:47,601 --> 00:36:51,688 But she didn't survive the delivery. 513 00:36:51,813 --> 00:36:54,399 And I was sent to an orphanage... 514 00:36:54,483 --> 00:36:57,110 While you were raised on a tropical paradise... 515 00:36:57,235 --> 00:36:59,946 By a scientist who you do research for... 516 00:37:00,030 --> 00:37:03,033 But who doesn't pay you, because you don't need money. 517 00:37:03,116 --> 00:37:05,453 Did I leave anything out? 518 00:37:05,578 --> 00:37:09,457 I think it's important we try to find our fathers. 519 00:37:09,582 --> 00:37:12,335 Oh, you mean the geniuses who contributed... 520 00:37:12,418 --> 00:37:14,670 To the sperm milk shake. 521 00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:17,173 Why are you being so immature about all this? 522 00:37:17,256 --> 00:37:20,134 Do you know how many times I've heard stories like this? 523 00:37:20,259 --> 00:37:22,929 It's every orphan's fantasy. 524 00:37:23,012 --> 00:37:25,473 My real mom and dad were rich... 525 00:37:25,598 --> 00:37:27,476 And beautiful. 526 00:37:27,601 --> 00:37:30,354 But there was a mix-up in the hospital... 527 00:37:30,437 --> 00:37:33,315 And I got switched with another baby. 528 00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,068 But one day, there's gonna be a knock at the door... 529 00:37:36,110 --> 00:37:38,153 And there they'll be... 530 00:37:38,278 --> 00:37:42,825 With open arms, crying, "my darling. 531 00:37:42,950 --> 00:37:46,161 "My treasure. We didn't know. 532 00:37:46,286 --> 00:37:48,456 How can we make it up to you?" 533 00:37:48,581 --> 00:37:51,126 Let me tell you something for your own good, Julius. 534 00:37:51,209 --> 00:37:53,211 It's a crock. 535 00:37:55,713 --> 00:37:59,050 I liberated this from my file at the orphanage. 536 00:38:00,844 --> 00:38:03,930 Here it is. Read it and weep. 537 00:38:03,972 --> 00:38:07,434 "Dear sister Anderson, your request for orphan's benefits... 538 00:38:07,517 --> 00:38:10,479 - "For Vincent Benedict has been denied." - Denied, yeah. 539 00:38:10,604 --> 00:38:14,817 "According to our files, his mother did not die... 540 00:38:14,942 --> 00:38:16,819 - "During birth." - She's not dead. 541 00:38:16,902 --> 00:38:19,321 "We have a current address for her at... 542 00:38:19,405 --> 00:38:21,490 "172 canyon Glen drive, Los Angeles. 543 00:38:21,574 --> 00:38:24,368 "Vincent's case seems to be one of simple abandonment... 544 00:38:24,493 --> 00:38:27,329 And as such, he's ineligible for aid." 545 00:38:27,455 --> 00:38:30,917 That's right, Julius. She abandoned me. 546 00:38:34,963 --> 00:38:37,299 This letter was written 30 years ago. 547 00:38:37,340 --> 00:38:39,760 We were five years old. 548 00:38:39,843 --> 00:38:41,970 Our mother didn't die when we were born! 549 00:38:42,012 --> 00:38:44,556 You knew all this time where she was... 550 00:38:44,681 --> 00:38:46,850 And you never contacted her? 551 00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:51,396 I don't know about your mother, "miss perfect, 1952"... 552 00:38:51,521 --> 00:38:54,734 But my mother was a slut and if she's still alive... 553 00:38:54,859 --> 00:38:56,861 I hope she's in a lot of pain. 554 00:38:56,903 --> 00:38:58,821 She dumped me once. 555 00:38:58,946 --> 00:39:01,491 There is no way I'm gonna give her a chance to do it again. 556 00:39:01,574 --> 00:39:04,452 If they have lied to us about mama for all these years... 557 00:39:04,535 --> 00:39:07,705 Maybe they lied to her, too. We got to find her. 558 00:39:07,789 --> 00:39:10,541 - We have to check this address. - You do what you want. 559 00:39:10,625 --> 00:39:12,627 I got a cash-flow problem. 560 00:39:12,752 --> 00:39:14,564 Hello. 561 00:39:14,588 --> 00:39:16,423 Hey, Vince, we haven't forgotten about you. 562 00:39:16,548 --> 00:39:18,926 You better have our money tomorrow morning, or else. 563 00:39:19,051 --> 00:39:21,345 Or else what, you blimp? 564 00:39:32,856 --> 00:39:34,983 Oh, we're rollin'. 565 00:39:35,067 --> 00:39:37,904 Tests on the new low-temperature gaskets look great. 566 00:39:38,029 --> 00:39:39,906 - Mr Garfield, there's a man- - Not now. 567 00:39:46,913 --> 00:39:50,250 - Who are you? - I'm Webster. 568 00:39:52,377 --> 00:39:53,875 It's okay! 569 00:39:53,899 --> 00:39:55,421 Christ! You were never supposed to come here. 570 00:39:55,547 --> 00:39:57,675 We were never supposed to meet. 571 00:39:57,758 --> 00:40:01,053 - You're supposed to be- - Driving that car down to Texas. 572 00:40:01,095 --> 00:40:04,598 I got my driving gloves. I got my driving glasses. 573 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,600 I got my driving hat. 574 00:40:06,684 --> 00:40:09,145 But I got no car. 575 00:40:09,270 --> 00:40:12,106 The car was there. The merchandise was in the trunk. 576 00:40:12,148 --> 00:40:14,275 Your instructions were on the cassette. 577 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,153 He wants more money. That's what this is about. 578 00:40:17,236 --> 00:40:20,949 - He wants more money. - Whoa, whoa. Let me explain. 579 00:40:20,991 --> 00:40:22,451 Sit down. 580 00:40:24,453 --> 00:40:27,372 I got a reputation to uphold. 581 00:40:27,456 --> 00:40:30,083 People put their trust in me. 582 00:40:30,208 --> 00:40:32,169 They know I always deliver the goods... 583 00:40:32,294 --> 00:40:34,629 And I always come back with the money. 584 00:40:34,754 --> 00:40:37,424 This is making me look very bad professionally. 585 00:40:37,549 --> 00:40:40,970 - This is bullshit. The car was there. - That's right. 586 00:40:41,095 --> 00:40:43,681 The parking attendant thought we were going to Hawaii. 587 00:40:43,806 --> 00:40:46,184 - The parking attendant? - He liked the car. 588 00:40:46,309 --> 00:40:48,770 We put on those loud shirts so we'd look like tourists. 589 00:40:48,895 --> 00:40:52,440 You know, I just realized that... 590 00:40:52,482 --> 00:40:55,485 In over 20 years of service, not one of my clients... 591 00:40:55,568 --> 00:40:57,445 Has ever seen my face. 592 00:40:57,487 --> 00:41:00,323 I don't think that's a problem. Hey! 593 00:41:01,324 --> 00:41:03,869 No, please, please! 594 00:41:23,348 --> 00:41:26,226 - Hi. - Hi. 595 00:41:26,351 --> 00:41:28,663 Oh, excuse me, could you tell me who lives here? 596 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:31,022 Grandpa... 597 00:41:31,064 --> 00:41:33,399 This man wants to talk to you. 598 00:41:33,525 --> 00:41:36,569 Thank you. 599 00:41:39,447 --> 00:41:41,366 Hello? 600 00:41:41,491 --> 00:41:43,409 Yes, can I help you? 601 00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:45,579 I'm terribly sorry to disturb your party. 602 00:41:45,704 --> 00:41:47,623 I know this may sound strange... 603 00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:51,043 But I'm looking for someone that lived here a long time ago. 604 00:41:51,127 --> 00:41:54,088 Mary Ann Benedict. 605 00:41:59,552 --> 00:42:01,887 She was my mother. 606 00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:08,145 You're Mary Ann's son? 607 00:42:08,228 --> 00:42:13,066 That looks just like you, grandpa. 608 00:42:13,150 --> 00:42:15,360 Honey, why don't you go inside... 609 00:42:15,444 --> 00:42:18,363 And help grandma with lunch, okay? 610 00:42:30,668 --> 00:42:32,712 Dad? 611 00:42:32,753 --> 00:42:35,715 Uh... no! 612 00:42:35,798 --> 00:42:39,927 - But maybe technically speaking. - Dad! 613 00:42:40,052 --> 00:42:42,138 Dad! 614 00:42:42,221 --> 00:42:44,515 - Wait a minute! - Dad! It is you! 615 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,768 This is a big surprise. 616 00:42:46,809 --> 00:42:49,103 Dad, this is incredible. I don't know what to- 617 00:42:49,145 --> 00:42:51,607 we could use a drink. Where'd you come from? 618 00:42:51,648 --> 00:42:54,610 One of my fathers! You don't know what this means to me. 619 00:43:11,878 --> 00:43:15,548 Uh, Mr Webster, I hope you are happy with the vehicle... 620 00:43:15,632 --> 00:43:19,135 We chose for your little journey. 621 00:43:19,219 --> 00:43:23,306 When you get near Houston, phone 713-555-0342... 622 00:43:23,348 --> 00:43:26,976 And ask for uh, uh, beetroot McKinley. 623 00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:30,980 He will arrange to trade you a briefcase for the merchandise in the trunk. 624 00:43:31,106 --> 00:43:33,025 Thank you. 625 00:43:33,150 --> 00:43:36,237 Mary Ann Benedict. 626 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:40,908 I haven't said that name out loud for over 30 years. 627 00:43:40,991 --> 00:43:45,996 Your mother was... An amazing woman. 628 00:43:46,122 --> 00:43:50,668 Oh, the times I've wondered what would have happened if I'd have married her. 629 00:43:50,751 --> 00:43:53,045 Why didn't you? 630 00:43:53,129 --> 00:43:56,800 Oh, I asked her to. She turned me down. 631 00:43:56,883 --> 00:44:00,595 She said she was afraid... 632 00:44:00,679 --> 00:44:03,181 To have any more children. 633 00:44:03,306 --> 00:44:06,309 See, they told her you had died at birth. 634 00:44:06,351 --> 00:44:09,020 Who told her we died? 635 00:44:13,859 --> 00:44:16,112 Mitchell traven, the guy with the clipboard. 636 00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:19,198 He supervised the experiment for the government. 637 00:44:19,282 --> 00:44:23,661 He still runs a genetics lab at Los Alamos, new Mexico. 638 00:44:23,703 --> 00:44:26,038 I'll have to pay him a visit. 639 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,374 Watch out for him. 640 00:44:28,458 --> 00:44:32,170 He's kind of a dickhead, if you know what I mean. 641 00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:35,882 Dickhead? 642 00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:38,510 No, I don't. 643 00:44:38,635 --> 00:44:41,805 But... I'm learning. 644 00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:49,772 I'm concerned about the time frame. 645 00:44:49,897 --> 00:44:52,733 That's my private line, honey. I'll take care of that. 646 00:44:52,816 --> 00:44:55,235 You boys, excuse me. 647 00:45:01,743 --> 00:45:04,037 Beetroot McKinley talkin'. Who is this? 648 00:45:06,039 --> 00:45:07,957 Uh, Webster. 649 00:45:08,041 --> 00:45:12,045 I'm callin' from California. I happen to have something- 650 00:45:12,128 --> 00:45:15,715 some merchandise that you might want. 651 00:45:15,757 --> 00:45:18,468 Well, bring it to me, son. 652 00:45:18,593 --> 00:45:20,596 Let me enrich you. 653 00:45:20,638 --> 00:45:22,973 Well, uh, Mr beetroot... 654 00:45:23,098 --> 00:45:25,309 It's the amount of enrichment... 655 00:45:25,434 --> 00:45:27,603 That I wanted to talk about. 656 00:45:27,686 --> 00:45:31,148 Don't try and renegotiate with old beetroot, son. 657 00:45:31,273 --> 00:45:33,818 Now look, beetroot... 658 00:45:33,943 --> 00:45:37,113 If we can't renegotiate, we wither and die. 659 00:45:37,196 --> 00:45:39,782 Look, there's no way, Mr beetroot... 660 00:45:39,865 --> 00:45:43,620 That I am going to deliver any damn Cadillac... 661 00:45:43,662 --> 00:45:48,291 Unless I know for sure that I have... 662 00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:50,794 Twenty for my cut. 663 00:45:50,836 --> 00:45:53,964 Twenty! You little shit-for-brains peckerwood! 664 00:45:54,089 --> 00:45:56,091 You're out of your goddam, greedy mind! 665 00:45:56,174 --> 00:46:00,804 - I guess that seems a little high for you. - Yeah! 666 00:46:02,389 --> 00:46:06,352 I'm a reasonable man. How about fifteen? 667 00:46:06,477 --> 00:46:10,982 - The deal is five! - Five? 668 00:46:11,065 --> 00:46:13,234 I could do better than five here. 669 00:46:15,111 --> 00:46:19,115 If you can do better than five million dollars... 670 00:46:19,157 --> 00:46:22,660 Well, then, son, you take it. 671 00:46:36,925 --> 00:46:40,345 Beetroot, I'll see you in Houston. 672 00:46:40,429 --> 00:46:42,598 After all, fair is fair. 673 00:46:42,681 --> 00:46:46,477 I'll just have to find it in my heart to live with your offer. 674 00:46:46,602 --> 00:46:49,856 Well, good. 675 00:46:59,824 --> 00:47:02,035 Five million! 676 00:47:02,118 --> 00:47:04,287 Five million dollars! 677 00:47:04,370 --> 00:47:06,581 Five mil-l-lion dollars! 678 00:47:06,706 --> 00:47:08,751 Five million dollars! 679 00:47:08,876 --> 00:47:12,213 Five, five million dollars! 680 00:47:12,254 --> 00:47:15,174 Five million dollars! 681 00:47:15,257 --> 00:47:18,511 Five m-m-million! 682 00:47:21,222 --> 00:47:23,599 Cash, lots of cash. 683 00:47:23,724 --> 00:47:25,893 Whoa! 684 00:47:26,018 --> 00:47:29,815 Listen, the most amazing thing has happened, Vincent. 685 00:47:29,898 --> 00:47:33,902 - You scared the living shit outta me. - I met one of our fathers. 686 00:47:33,985 --> 00:47:36,113 He told me about a man in new Mexico... 687 00:47:36,238 --> 00:47:39,658 - Who probably knows where mom is. - Oh, great! Yes! 688 00:47:39,741 --> 00:47:42,202 - Listen, she didn't abandon you. - No? 689 00:47:42,244 --> 00:47:44,830 You know what I mean? She didn't abandon you. 690 00:47:44,913 --> 00:47:46,915 - She didn't even know you were born. - Oh! 691 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:50,377 - They told her that I died. - No kidding? 692 00:47:50,418 --> 00:47:53,131 Look, Julius, I'm in a hurry. 693 00:47:53,256 --> 00:47:56,592 - You know Sammy, who gave me this car? - Yeah. 694 00:47:56,717 --> 00:47:59,887 You remember Sammy? He wants me to take this car to Houston. 695 00:47:59,971 --> 00:48:03,307 - So I'm gonna be gone a couple of days. - Houston? 696 00:48:03,432 --> 00:48:07,436 Hous... hou-no! - You know something? 697 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,523 New Mexico's on the way to Houston. 698 00:48:10,606 --> 00:48:14,778 A lot of places are on the way to Houston. 699 00:48:14,862 --> 00:48:17,698 Use the house, make some phone calls. 700 00:48:17,823 --> 00:48:20,784 Throw wild parties. Take advantage of your brother. 701 00:48:20,868 --> 00:48:23,954 We have to see this man, traven, in new Mexico. 702 00:48:23,996 --> 00:48:25,453 No, we don't have to see this man in new Mexico. 703 00:48:25,477 --> 00:48:26,957 Yes, we do! 704 00:48:27,082 --> 00:48:30,878 And I'm coming with you. 705 00:48:35,967 --> 00:48:37,969 We'll go see the man. 706 00:48:38,052 --> 00:48:41,264 - I take a shower. I get my bags. - Get your bags. 707 00:48:41,347 --> 00:48:43,683 Be right out. Oh, boy! 708 00:48:43,808 --> 00:48:46,978 I'll be here, bro. Okay. 709 00:48:54,819 --> 00:48:56,989 This place is a zoo! 710 00:48:57,072 --> 00:49:00,326 Wait, wait. 711 00:49:02,203 --> 00:49:04,830 - Happy Birthday, Vince. - Oh. 712 00:49:04,914 --> 00:49:08,834 - Happy Birthday, Vince. - God. 713 00:49:08,876 --> 00:49:10,833 It's not my birthday. Better late than never. 714 00:49:10,857 --> 00:49:12,838 Oh. 715 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:16,008 Look what marnie made for Julius. 716 00:49:16,050 --> 00:49:18,929 - You baked? - Yeah. Is Julius around? 717 00:49:19,012 --> 00:49:23,850 - He's taking a shower. - I'll go give these to him. 718 00:49:23,934 --> 00:49:25,310 So-o-o! 719 00:49:25,435 --> 00:49:28,980 - Where'd you get this car? - Sammy. You know Sammy. 720 00:49:29,022 --> 00:49:33,193 - Where you going? - Inside. Have some coffee? 721 00:49:33,318 --> 00:49:37,364 You're going somewhere and you weren't even gonna say goodbye. 722 00:49:37,405 --> 00:49:39,909 Take out your papers and your trash 723 00:49:40,034 --> 00:49:43,037 or you don't get no spending cash 724 00:49:43,079 --> 00:49:45,957 if you don't scrub the kitchen floor 725 00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,126 you ain't gonna rock and roll no more 726 00:49:48,251 --> 00:49:50,837 yakety-yak yakety-yak don't talk back 727 00:49:50,878 --> 00:49:52,505 Marnie! 728 00:49:53,923 --> 00:49:57,718 Excuse me, but I was just taking a shower. 729 00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,720 Good singing. 730 00:49:59,804 --> 00:50:02,182 I baked you some cookies. 731 00:50:02,266 --> 00:50:05,185 - Cookies? - I guess it was a dumb idea. 732 00:50:05,310 --> 00:50:09,565 No, not at all. I'm really looking forward to tossing them. 733 00:50:13,569 --> 00:50:16,405 - I should put on some clothes. - I'm sorry, I'll turn around. 734 00:50:16,488 --> 00:50:19,783 Linda and I just came by 'cause she baked him a cake... 735 00:50:19,908 --> 00:50:22,745 - For his birthday. - I had birthday, too. 736 00:50:22,829 --> 00:50:24,914 Oh, that's right. 737 00:50:24,998 --> 00:50:28,084 You're twins. 738 00:50:32,797 --> 00:50:34,883 Huh? 739 00:50:34,924 --> 00:50:36,926 Whoa. 740 00:50:36,968 --> 00:50:40,597 What is it? 741 00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:43,641 I don't know what it is, but it's worth a fortune. 742 00:50:43,725 --> 00:50:46,270 - A fortune? That's great! - Yeah! 743 00:50:46,353 --> 00:50:48,272 Excuse me! 744 00:50:49,607 --> 00:50:51,442 Excuse me. 745 00:50:51,484 --> 00:50:53,861 Never sleep with that man, never loan him money... 746 00:50:53,944 --> 00:50:58,115 Never believe a word he tells you. That's free advice. 747 00:50:58,157 --> 00:51:02,244 - Good morning, Agnes. - Vince? 748 00:51:02,369 --> 00:51:05,582 I cleaned her pipes once. Let's go have a cup of coffee. 749 00:51:05,707 --> 00:51:09,044 Vincent, I'm comin' with you. 750 00:51:09,127 --> 00:51:11,379 Linda, no, you're not coming with me. 751 00:51:11,463 --> 00:51:13,590 - Yes, I am. - No, you're not coming. 752 00:51:13,673 --> 00:51:17,093 You could get killed and die and I wouldn't know what happened. 753 00:51:17,177 --> 00:51:19,471 - No! - You say "no" one more time... 754 00:51:19,596 --> 00:51:23,308 - I'm gonna tell everybody that there's- - Shut up! Shut up! 755 00:51:27,188 --> 00:51:29,899 All right. Oh, God. 756 00:51:29,982 --> 00:51:32,151 All right, you're coming. 757 00:51:32,193 --> 00:51:36,405 But you do not tell Julius what's in that trunk. 758 00:51:36,489 --> 00:51:38,950 He thinks we're going to look up our ancestors... 759 00:51:39,075 --> 00:51:41,285 Like in "roots" or something. All right? 760 00:51:41,369 --> 00:51:43,496 - Does this one look okay? - It looks fine. 761 00:51:43,621 --> 00:51:47,083 It's good you didn't have to borrow his pants. 762 00:51:47,208 --> 00:51:50,671 - Marnie, guess what? - Linda, what? 763 00:51:50,796 --> 00:51:53,799 Vince just asked us to go to new Mexico and Texas with him. 764 00:51:53,841 --> 00:51:56,176 This is a great idea. 765 00:51:56,301 --> 00:51:58,092 Vincent, is this true? We all go together? 766 00:51:58,116 --> 00:51:59,930 Yeah. 767 00:52:00,013 --> 00:52:03,350 I thought it was a great idea if we all hopped in the car... 768 00:52:03,475 --> 00:52:05,352 And spent a few days on the road together. 769 00:52:05,477 --> 00:52:07,604 Nice shirt. 770 00:52:07,688 --> 00:52:12,861 - Feels great. It's all cotton. - Well, it breathes. 771 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:16,865 It's okay. Come out. 772 00:52:16,906 --> 00:52:19,701 All right. Here, Linda. 773 00:52:19,784 --> 00:52:23,204 Oh, can I ride in front with Vincent? 774 00:52:23,288 --> 00:52:25,290 - Sure. - Thanks. 775 00:52:41,223 --> 00:52:43,309 Now, let me see. 776 00:52:43,434 --> 00:52:45,895 I'm supposed to be giving you one of these. 777 00:52:45,978 --> 00:52:48,063 Sorry, it's my first day on the job. 778 00:52:48,147 --> 00:52:50,900 Have a nice day. 779 00:52:53,987 --> 00:52:58,241 Now, where do I find this very special person... 780 00:52:58,325 --> 00:53:01,953 Mr Vince Benedict? 781 00:53:30,525 --> 00:53:33,569 Well, what have we here? 782 00:53:33,611 --> 00:53:36,405 What a cute little kitty. 783 00:53:36,489 --> 00:53:38,617 Where's daddy? 784 00:53:48,043 --> 00:53:52,631 Well, well, well. Thank you very much. 785 00:53:52,714 --> 00:53:54,758 Open up, Vince. We know you're in there. 786 00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,344 Come on, we just wanna talk to you. 787 00:53:57,469 --> 00:54:00,473 Howdy! 788 00:54:01,975 --> 00:54:05,603 Who are you? 789 00:54:05,728 --> 00:54:07,647 It's not really important, is it? 790 00:54:07,689 --> 00:54:09,732 I was just feeding the cat, then I was gonna leave. 791 00:54:09,816 --> 00:54:11,651 I asked you a question. 792 00:54:11,734 --> 00:54:14,988 - Well, who are you? - We're the klane brothers. 793 00:54:15,029 --> 00:54:17,157 That's Burt, this is Morris, and I'm Bob. 794 00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:21,745 - Interesting gene pool. - Don't cast dispersions. 795 00:54:21,829 --> 00:54:24,832 I beg your pardon. But you're looking for Vince Benedict. 796 00:54:24,874 --> 00:54:27,042 - Right. - Am I Vince Benedict? 797 00:54:28,461 --> 00:54:30,671 So what difference does it make who I am? 798 00:54:30,713 --> 00:54:33,841 - Hit him, Bobby. - Yeah. 799 00:54:33,883 --> 00:54:35,718 Hey! All right. 800 00:54:35,843 --> 00:54:37,845 Your brothers seem to have a problem with their feet. 801 00:54:37,887 --> 00:54:41,349 - Could be contagious. Bye, bye. - Ow! Ow! 802 00:54:41,391 --> 00:54:46,480 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 803 00:54:49,357 --> 00:54:51,693 - You want a doctor? - Ow! 804 00:54:51,818 --> 00:54:54,696 I'll call a doctor. 805 00:55:42,830 --> 00:55:46,543 Sorry I tore your shirt. I don't know what happened. 806 00:55:46,668 --> 00:55:48,586 It's all right. 807 00:55:48,711 --> 00:55:50,588 - Julius! - What? 808 00:55:50,672 --> 00:55:54,050 - Are you allergic to something? - No. 809 00:55:54,134 --> 00:55:57,053 Then why are these bumps all over your body? 810 00:55:57,137 --> 00:56:00,431 You're all swelled up. You look like you're ready to explode. 811 00:56:00,557 --> 00:56:04,435 Put this shirt on. There are women and children present. 812 00:56:04,519 --> 00:56:07,480 And your back, it's worse than the front. 813 00:56:07,605 --> 00:56:11,277 - It's like north Dakota. - You're so funny, Vincent. 814 00:56:13,362 --> 00:56:15,447 This is for the t-shirt and the sandwiches. 815 00:56:17,908 --> 00:56:22,121 - Born to be bad. - Yes, we are. 816 00:56:22,246 --> 00:56:24,498 Ooh, you're so scary. 817 00:56:24,623 --> 00:56:26,792 Linda. 818 00:56:26,876 --> 00:56:29,296 Linda! 819 00:56:29,421 --> 00:56:31,631 Well, what do you think? 820 00:56:31,756 --> 00:56:36,970 - Let's rock and roll. - It's his first t-shirt. 821 00:56:55,406 --> 00:56:57,408 - Honey, honey. - Yeah? 822 00:56:57,533 --> 00:57:00,995 See if you can get us a room with a king-size bed? 823 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:02,577 Right. 824 00:57:02,601 --> 00:57:04,081 We'll get us settled. We'll meet you here. 825 00:57:04,165 --> 00:57:07,877 - Okay. - Goodbye. 826 00:57:08,002 --> 00:57:11,672 I don't need a king-size bed. I always sleep on the floor. 827 00:57:11,964 --> 00:57:16,178 Uh, I don't know, Jules. I hope this is a good idea. 828 00:57:16,303 --> 00:57:19,723 Come on. 829 00:57:19,848 --> 00:57:22,976 Now, look, promise me something. 830 00:57:23,018 --> 00:57:27,439 If this Professor traven has never heard of... 831 00:57:27,523 --> 00:57:30,067 You know, mom or us twins... 832 00:57:30,192 --> 00:57:33,028 Or all our dads or the experiment... 833 00:57:33,153 --> 00:57:35,323 You won't be upset. 834 00:57:35,365 --> 00:57:38,326 All I want him to do is tell us the truth. 835 00:57:38,409 --> 00:57:41,246 I don't know who you are and what you're talking about. 836 00:57:41,371 --> 00:57:45,208 Get the hell out of here before I call security. 837 00:57:45,333 --> 00:57:50,004 Well, that's that. On to Houston. 838 00:57:50,046 --> 00:57:51,962 He's lying! 839 00:57:51,986 --> 00:57:53,925 Take it easy. He said he was gonna call security. 840 00:57:54,050 --> 00:57:57,596 For the first time in my life, I'm pissed off! 841 00:57:57,721 --> 00:57:59,761 Julius, don't do this to me. I got a car to deliver. 842 00:57:59,807 --> 00:58:02,101 The last thing I need is a detour in the slammer. 843 00:58:02,226 --> 00:58:04,895 - I'm gonna make him tell us the truth. - No! 844 00:58:07,898 --> 00:58:10,484 That's our mother. Those are our six fathers. 845 00:58:10,568 --> 00:58:13,529 That's Werner. And that is you. 846 00:58:13,571 --> 00:58:18,410 - So start talking. - Everything okay, dr traven? 847 00:58:20,829 --> 00:58:23,290 Um, yes. It's okay. 848 00:58:23,415 --> 00:58:25,625 I'll take care of it. 849 00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:32,632 Well, Vincent... 850 00:58:34,426 --> 00:58:36,553 You turned out just like I thought you would. 851 00:58:36,595 --> 00:58:38,597 What did you do, escape from prison? 852 00:58:43,102 --> 00:58:45,813 How'd you know my name? 853 00:58:47,940 --> 00:58:49,859 I named you. 854 00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:08,128 We sealed this door the day after you were born. 855 00:59:23,812 --> 00:59:27,065 Well, come on in. This is what you wanted to see. 856 00:59:41,496 --> 00:59:45,084 You came out first, of course. 857 00:59:45,167 --> 00:59:48,754 We weren't expecting... Him. 858 00:59:50,172 --> 00:59:53,425 This, uh... 859 00:59:53,551 --> 00:59:55,886 Must be where you made the milk shake. 860 00:59:56,011 --> 00:59:59,014 We weren't making milk shakes. 861 00:59:59,098 --> 01:00:02,893 We were making the most fully-developed human the world has ever seen. 862 01:00:03,018 --> 01:00:06,648 But instead of just one perfect kid... 863 01:00:06,731 --> 01:00:11,069 - Mom had the two of us. Way to go, mom! - Wrong! 864 01:00:11,194 --> 01:00:14,614 The embryo did split in two, but... 865 01:00:14,739 --> 01:00:17,200 It didn't split equally. 866 01:00:17,325 --> 01:00:21,496 All the purity and strength went into Julius. 867 01:00:21,538 --> 01:00:23,540 All the crap that was left over... 868 01:00:23,582 --> 01:00:26,209 Went into what you see in the mirror every morning. 869 01:00:26,334 --> 01:00:28,254 Whoa. You telling me I'm the crap? 870 01:00:28,379 --> 01:00:31,215 - This is not true. - Wait, Julius. 871 01:00:31,299 --> 01:00:35,011 You're telling me that I am the leftover crap? I'm no good? 872 01:00:35,136 --> 01:00:38,097 - He's wrong. - Look at him. 873 01:00:40,558 --> 01:00:45,062 Are you saying that I'm a side effect? 874 01:00:45,146 --> 01:00:48,192 You haven't got the brain power to understand this... 875 01:00:48,275 --> 01:00:51,778 And I haven't got the time. Show's over. 876 01:00:54,740 --> 01:00:57,242 Hey, dickhead. 877 01:00:57,326 --> 01:00:59,912 Tell us where our mother is. 878 01:01:00,037 --> 01:01:03,040 Um... whispering pines. 879 01:01:03,081 --> 01:01:06,585 It's an artists' colony 200 Miles north of Santa Fe. 880 01:01:10,757 --> 01:01:15,094 If you're lying to me, I'll be back. 881 01:01:26,105 --> 01:01:28,191 Come on. 882 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:46,710 My life just got flushed down the toilet. 883 01:01:46,836 --> 01:01:51,507 No, Vincent. Your life is just about to begin. 884 01:01:51,632 --> 01:01:54,302 I'm genetic garbage. 885 01:01:54,427 --> 01:01:58,223 We're twins. We're basically the same. 886 01:01:58,306 --> 01:02:02,102 Julius, I know this is a touchy subject for you... 887 01:02:02,185 --> 01:02:04,813 But we don't look the same, we don't act the same... 888 01:02:04,938 --> 01:02:06,478 We don't talk the same, we don't dress the same. 889 01:02:06,502 --> 01:02:08,066 I know. 890 01:02:08,150 --> 01:02:11,486 So if we're so much the same, how come we're so different? 891 01:02:11,611 --> 01:02:14,030 We had six fathers. 892 01:02:14,156 --> 01:02:16,951 We're different parts of a lot of different people. 893 01:02:17,034 --> 01:02:19,579 Yeah? 894 01:02:19,662 --> 01:02:23,708 Don't forget. I was taken to a beautiful island. 895 01:02:23,833 --> 01:02:26,669 I was loved. I was protected, educated. 896 01:02:26,794 --> 01:02:30,047 You had nobody, Vincent. 897 01:02:30,131 --> 01:02:33,801 Nobody to love you, to trust you, to encourage you. 898 01:02:33,885 --> 01:02:36,847 All life taught you was that the only person you... 899 01:02:36,889 --> 01:02:39,975 Could count on was yourself. 900 01:02:45,355 --> 01:02:49,234 You see, Vincent... 901 01:02:49,359 --> 01:02:52,946 You're the missing part of my life. 902 01:02:53,030 --> 01:02:56,116 And I'm the missing part of your life. 903 01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,286 When we find mama... 904 01:02:58,369 --> 01:03:00,872 We can fill the missing part of hers. 905 01:03:03,708 --> 01:03:06,669 We won't be alone any more. 906 01:03:06,753 --> 01:03:10,381 We can be a family. 907 01:03:15,887 --> 01:03:18,431 A family? 908 01:03:18,556 --> 01:03:20,476 Yes. 909 01:03:22,728 --> 01:03:25,397 You mean, like, with a Christmas tree... 910 01:03:25,481 --> 01:03:27,608 And Thanksgiving dinner? 911 01:03:27,733 --> 01:03:29,610 And a real home... 912 01:03:29,735 --> 01:03:34,073 Where you'll always be welcome. 913 01:03:34,156 --> 01:03:36,283 Always? 914 01:03:36,408 --> 01:03:40,412 Even when you've been bad. 915 01:03:47,587 --> 01:03:49,673 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 916 01:03:49,798 --> 01:03:51,758 Yeah, yeah, ooh. 917 01:03:51,883 --> 01:03:54,970 Yes, um-mm. Oh, look. 918 01:03:55,095 --> 01:03:58,265 - Is this really necessary? - Yes, of course it's necessary. 919 01:03:58,390 --> 01:04:01,852 I'm not going to introduce you to my mother looking like a goat herder from Albania. 920 01:04:01,935 --> 01:04:03,938 You need clothes. 921 01:04:03,980 --> 01:04:06,774 - But I feel fine the way I am. - But you look like a- 922 01:04:06,816 --> 01:04:10,111 - hello, can I help you? - Do I look like I need help? 923 01:04:10,236 --> 01:04:13,239 Here's the problem. We gotta do a whole ensemble. 924 01:04:23,791 --> 01:04:28,005 - Do I look okay? - You look better. Let's put it that way. 925 01:04:28,130 --> 01:04:30,090 You know what we have to do, Jules? 926 01:04:30,132 --> 01:04:32,467 We gotta work on the way you're walking. 927 01:04:32,509 --> 01:04:36,221 You look a little stiff. You ever see "Frankenstein"? 928 01:04:36,305 --> 01:04:38,807 - I read the book. - That's not gonna help. 929 01:04:38,891 --> 01:04:43,270 When you walk, you gotta walk like you're moving to music... 930 01:04:43,312 --> 01:04:45,272 And I don't mean a military march. 931 01:04:45,355 --> 01:04:48,193 Like, you know, aretha Franklin and Otis Redding... 932 01:04:48,318 --> 01:04:50,862 And Wilson pickett, a couple of white people. 933 01:04:50,945 --> 01:04:53,323 - Like this? - Yeah. Bop! That's it. 934 01:04:53,448 --> 01:04:56,201 - Yeah, loose! - Oh, I like that. 935 01:04:56,326 --> 01:04:59,370 I got something for you. Try these on. 936 01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:02,707 - Sunglasses? - Yeah, here you go. 937 01:05:05,335 --> 01:05:08,255 Now, that's it. There. Yeah! 938 01:05:08,339 --> 01:05:11,342 That's it. Yeah! 939 01:05:11,467 --> 01:05:13,344 - Whoops! - Whoa! 940 01:05:13,427 --> 01:05:17,515 - Do I look cooi now? - Mr lce. 941 01:05:17,598 --> 01:05:20,684 Yeah, just breeze on through. Yeah! 942 01:05:20,768 --> 01:05:24,355 Tonight 943 01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:26,398 tonight's the night 944 01:05:26,524 --> 01:05:28,902 it's gonna be a good night, bro 945 01:05:29,027 --> 01:05:31,863 and everything's gonna happen, bro 946 01:05:31,947 --> 01:05:34,074 and you take her in your arms 947 01:05:34,157 --> 01:05:36,743 and you plant a good one on her... ho 948 01:05:36,868 --> 01:05:38,745 tonight's the night 949 01:05:38,870 --> 01:05:40,747 tonight, tonight, tonight 950 01:05:40,872 --> 01:05:47,754 tonight is your night, bro 951 01:05:47,879 --> 01:05:50,258 yeah, it's your night, bro! 952 01:05:50,383 --> 01:05:52,343 Oh yeah, bro you're gonna do it 953 01:05:52,385 --> 01:05:54,470 you're gonna cut it 954 01:05:54,554 --> 01:05:56,722 you're making me nervous! 955 01:05:56,806 --> 01:05:59,058 - Well, you're nervous. - You've got to help me. 956 01:05:59,141 --> 01:06:01,227 - What? - I've never been out on a date before. 957 01:06:01,310 --> 01:06:03,479 - That's okay. - I don't know what to do. 958 01:06:03,563 --> 01:06:06,941 Well, you talk to her. You buy her a couple of drinks. 959 01:06:07,066 --> 01:06:08,943 You dance with her, bro 960 01:06:09,026 --> 01:06:12,781 you gonna dance with 961 01:06:12,906 --> 01:06:14,700 you dance? 962 01:06:18,787 --> 01:06:20,932 Oh, you probably never did that before, either. 963 01:06:20,956 --> 01:06:23,125 No. 964 01:06:23,250 --> 01:06:25,127 Oh, well, look. 965 01:06:25,252 --> 01:06:27,212 All right. 966 01:06:27,254 --> 01:06:30,215 The first thing is, Jules... 967 01:06:30,340 --> 01:06:32,467 Forget about disco. 968 01:06:32,593 --> 01:06:35,430 - Right? No disco. - No disco. 969 01:06:35,555 --> 01:06:39,058 When I really wanna romance a girl... 970 01:06:39,142 --> 01:06:41,352 I waltz with her. 971 01:06:41,436 --> 01:06:45,023 Rah-tah-tah rah-tah-tah 972 01:06:45,106 --> 01:06:47,400 - you mean, like Strauss? - Yeah. 973 01:06:47,483 --> 01:06:50,403 It turns 'em into putty in your hands. 974 01:06:50,486 --> 01:06:52,739 Rump-bump-bum diddilly-ump-bump 975 01:06:52,780 --> 01:06:56,994 rump-bump-bum, rump-bump-bum rump-bump-bum 976 01:06:57,119 --> 01:06:59,747 come on, let's assume the dance position. 977 01:06:59,788 --> 01:07:01,916 I'll give you a couple of pointers. 978 01:07:02,041 --> 01:07:04,126 - I really appreciate that. - Come on. Let's go. 979 01:07:04,168 --> 01:07:06,337 I hope nobody's looking in the window. 980 01:07:06,462 --> 01:07:08,380 Come on, like this. Here you go. 981 01:07:08,464 --> 01:07:12,134 Put your feet by my feet. Come on. Let's go. 982 01:07:13,219 --> 01:07:15,804 By my feet... 983 01:07:15,930 --> 01:07:18,058 Not on my feet. Thanks very much. 984 01:07:18,141 --> 01:07:20,936 - Sorry, Vincent. - Minor oversight. 985 01:07:20,977 --> 01:07:23,146 Grab my hand. Come on. 986 01:07:23,271 --> 01:07:26,525 Yeow! Ah! Ease up! 987 01:07:26,608 --> 01:07:28,482 Tiny bit. Let the blood flow through the fingers. 988 01:07:28,506 --> 01:07:30,403 Oh, like loose? 989 01:07:30,487 --> 01:07:32,822 - See, come on. That's it, relax. - I'm just nervous. 990 01:07:32,906 --> 01:07:36,201 Okay, one, two, three. One, two, three. 991 01:07:36,326 --> 01:07:38,746 - One, two, three. - One, two, three. 992 01:07:38,830 --> 01:07:40,790 - One, two, three. - Don't, no. 993 01:07:40,832 --> 01:07:42,917 - One, two, three. - See what you're doing with your teeth? 994 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,920 You're grinding them. Don't grind your teeth. 995 01:07:46,045 --> 01:07:48,673 Don't grind your teeth. 996 01:07:48,756 --> 01:07:51,050 Relax your jaws, yeah. 997 01:07:51,175 --> 01:07:55,096 Now try to count without moving your lips, all right? 998 01:07:55,179 --> 01:07:58,724 - One, two, three. - One, two, three. 999 01:07:58,850 --> 01:08:01,353 See? That's it. You're not wrestling a boar... 1000 01:08:01,436 --> 01:08:04,773 300 Miles South, southwest of Fiji. 1001 01:08:04,857 --> 01:08:10,445 If I die for this dance 1002 01:08:10,571 --> 01:08:12,698 hold you and talk of 1003 01:08:12,781 --> 01:08:15,868 romance 1004 01:08:15,909 --> 01:08:18,412 I've never been lucky 1005 01:08:18,537 --> 01:08:22,625 I've got to take a chance 1006 01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:27,922 I'm caught up in some kind of trance 1007 01:08:28,047 --> 01:08:33,011 and yes I would die for this dance 1008 01:08:35,972 --> 01:08:38,600 where did you come from 1009 01:08:38,725 --> 01:08:41,060 out of nowhere it seems 1010 01:08:41,186 --> 01:08:44,231 - may be an angel - Good, Jules. 1011 01:08:44,356 --> 01:08:47,359 Smiling on me 1012 01:08:47,401 --> 01:08:49,403 I know it's crazy 1013 01:08:49,445 --> 01:08:52,072 you've taken my heart 1014 01:08:52,156 --> 01:08:54,533 I'll never leave you 1015 01:08:54,617 --> 01:08:56,911 you're my missing part 1016 01:08:57,036 --> 01:09:01,916 yes I'd die for this dance 1017 01:09:01,999 --> 01:09:08,798 hold you and talk of romance 1018 01:09:08,924 --> 01:09:14,721 I've never been lucky I've got to take a chance 1019 01:09:14,846 --> 01:09:17,933 yeah! 1020 01:09:18,016 --> 01:09:21,728 I'm caught up in some kind of trance 1021 01:09:21,770 --> 01:09:27,944 yes I would die for this dance 1022 01:09:45,628 --> 01:09:47,631 way to go, Jules! 1023 01:09:47,714 --> 01:09:49,675 Ahhh! 1024 01:09:52,010 --> 01:09:54,471 Did you know they had beer in ancient Egypt? 1025 01:09:54,555 --> 01:09:56,557 - Oh, yeah? - No. 1026 01:09:56,640 --> 01:10:00,769 It was actually the assyrians that developed the beer. 1027 01:10:00,811 --> 01:10:04,690 The Egyptians were the first to perfect the malt process. 1028 01:10:04,815 --> 01:10:09,320 - You know a lot about beer. - He knows about everything. 1029 01:10:09,445 --> 01:10:11,990 It's all from books. Until tonight, I've never had a beer. 1030 01:10:13,533 --> 01:10:17,287 All theory, no practise. The story of my life. 1031 01:10:17,370 --> 01:10:22,000 - Awww! - We're gonna change all that. 1032 01:10:22,041 --> 01:10:23,960 Aren't we, marnie? 1033 01:10:25,253 --> 01:10:27,255 - Marnie. - What? 1034 01:10:27,380 --> 01:10:29,799 Am I shit-faced yet? 1035 01:10:32,511 --> 01:10:36,557 Excuse me, but... My back teeth are floating. 1036 01:10:38,851 --> 01:10:43,314 Excuse me, I have to check if my back teeth are floating. 1037 01:10:43,355 --> 01:10:45,274 Good shot. 1038 01:10:48,277 --> 01:10:51,363 Woo-hoo! Ooo! 1039 01:10:53,158 --> 01:10:57,829 Oh, God. We both flushed at the same time before we did it. 1040 01:10:59,539 --> 01:11:02,918 Yeah, right. Woo-hoo! 1041 01:11:03,043 --> 01:11:06,087 Hey, Jules. Marnie's got the hots for you, babe. 1042 01:11:06,213 --> 01:11:08,173 Tonight is your lucky night. I know it. 1043 01:11:08,215 --> 01:11:12,219 - I don't think marnie likes me. - You kidding? Piece of cake. 1044 01:11:12,344 --> 01:11:15,181 This woman is ripe. You're nervous... 1045 01:11:15,264 --> 01:11:17,642 Because it's your first time. Perfectly natural. 1046 01:11:20,102 --> 01:11:22,063 Really. 1047 01:11:25,525 --> 01:11:28,569 Were you nervous the first time? 1048 01:11:30,530 --> 01:11:34,242 I was 12 years old and she was a nun. Talk about pressure. 1049 01:11:35,869 --> 01:11:37,746 Whoa! 1050 01:11:37,871 --> 01:11:39,748 Come on, hit 'em. 1051 01:11:39,873 --> 01:11:41,750 - What? - Hit 'em, hit 'em. 1052 01:11:41,875 --> 01:11:44,253 Oh, hit 'em, hit 'em. 1053 01:11:44,294 --> 01:11:50,133 Julius... You know... 1054 01:11:50,259 --> 01:11:53,887 Julius, I have to admit this. 1055 01:11:53,929 --> 01:11:57,141 Since you and I first met, uh... 1056 01:11:57,267 --> 01:11:59,602 My life has been just getting better and better. 1057 01:11:59,686 --> 01:12:03,022 Mine, too. 1058 01:12:03,106 --> 01:12:05,024 I'm so happy, Vincent. 1059 01:12:05,149 --> 01:12:07,485 I feel like sometimes, like... 1060 01:12:07,610 --> 01:12:10,029 - Picking you up and hug you... - Whoa! 1061 01:12:10,113 --> 01:12:12,156 And hug you, hug you, hug you. 1062 01:12:15,618 --> 01:12:17,495 Hey, he's my brother. 1063 01:12:17,620 --> 01:12:20,708 Oh, lay off the beer, Julius. 1064 01:12:29,967 --> 01:12:33,512 Did you tell anyone we were coming to Santa Fe? 1065 01:12:33,596 --> 01:12:36,390 I called work and told them we wouldn't be in for a few days. 1066 01:12:38,559 --> 01:12:40,687 Oh, I forgot to tell you we were fired. 1067 01:12:40,812 --> 01:12:44,024 - Oh, no. - You hated that job. 1068 01:12:44,149 --> 01:12:45,543 Nice of your boss to tell us where we could find you. 1069 01:12:45,567 --> 01:12:46,985 Oh, no. 1070 01:12:47,110 --> 01:12:52,490 Hi, girls, you don't mind if we join you and listen to some music. 1071 01:12:54,159 --> 01:12:59,164 The klane boys. What an unpleasant surprise. 1072 01:12:59,289 --> 01:13:02,752 Vince, this has gone way beyond... 1073 01:13:02,835 --> 01:13:06,214 - A case of simple loan delinquency. - We don't like being shot. 1074 01:13:06,297 --> 01:13:09,383 Shot? Who shot you? 1075 01:13:09,509 --> 01:13:11,969 - What do you want? - We want to take Vince... 1076 01:13:12,053 --> 01:13:15,848 - Out to the parking lot and kill him. - Ohhh, owww! 1077 01:13:15,932 --> 01:13:19,268 Don't you think that's a little drastic? 1078 01:13:19,352 --> 01:13:21,020 Let's go. 1079 01:13:21,145 --> 01:13:23,105 Don't touch him. 1080 01:13:24,525 --> 01:13:26,193 Ohhh! 1081 01:13:26,318 --> 01:13:29,196 Hey, big fella. 1082 01:13:29,279 --> 01:13:31,657 You wouldn't want me to hurt the lovely lady, would you? 1083 01:13:31,698 --> 01:13:34,493 You moved too soon. 1084 01:13:35,869 --> 01:13:39,748 - What? - The second rule in a crisis: 1085 01:13:39,873 --> 01:13:42,584 Uh-oh. He's startin' that funny talk, again. 1086 01:13:44,044 --> 01:13:46,130 If you choose to bluff... 1087 01:13:46,214 --> 01:13:48,216 You must be prepared to have your bluff called. 1088 01:13:48,299 --> 01:13:51,177 This is no bluff. 1089 01:13:51,219 --> 01:13:53,555 These are my cousins, Sam and Dave. 1090 01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:56,057 Get these jerks outta here. 1091 01:14:10,489 --> 01:14:14,410 I'm so proud of you. I love when you hit people. 1092 01:14:16,203 --> 01:14:18,664 You got a lot of rules, Jules. 1093 01:14:27,381 --> 01:14:29,593 What a day. 1094 01:14:29,718 --> 01:14:33,263 First we visited our birthplace... 1095 01:14:33,388 --> 01:14:35,432 Then we bought new clothes. 1096 01:14:35,473 --> 01:14:39,227 I got a bucket of ice and a very good bottle of wine. 1097 01:14:39,269 --> 01:14:42,814 - Then we danced the waltz. - Yes, we did. 1098 01:14:42,939 --> 01:14:46,026 - It's too bright. - Then we got into a fight. 1099 01:14:46,109 --> 01:14:50,114 - We have this beautiful room. - Perfect. Yes, it is beautiful. 1100 01:14:50,198 --> 01:14:52,450 Life just doesn't get better than this. 1101 01:14:52,575 --> 01:14:56,621 - Oh, yes, it does. Good night. - Where are you going? 1102 01:14:56,746 --> 01:15:00,208 I'm gonna go tuck Linda in and maybe read her a bedtime story. 1103 01:15:00,333 --> 01:15:03,461 Don't wait up for me. 1104 01:15:03,586 --> 01:15:08,925 Tonight is your night, bro 1105 01:15:08,966 --> 01:15:10,927 it's your night, bro 1106 01:15:14,515 --> 01:15:16,558 Oh, Vincent, you locked yourself out. 1107 01:15:16,642 --> 01:15:20,938 I- marnie. - Hi. 1108 01:15:20,979 --> 01:15:22,898 - Hi. - Vince and Linda wanna be alone... 1109 01:15:22,981 --> 01:15:26,235 So I'm afraid I'm gonna have to stay here tonight. 1110 01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:30,697 You mean you're gonna sleep here tonight? Uhhuh. 1111 01:15:30,822 --> 01:15:33,785 Which bed should I take? 1112 01:15:36,162 --> 01:15:38,498 Either bed will be fine. 1113 01:15:38,623 --> 01:15:40,500 I always sleep on the floo- 1114 01:15:50,051 --> 01:15:53,513 - good night. - Good night. 1115 01:16:05,860 --> 01:16:09,905 Julius. 1116 01:16:13,325 --> 01:16:16,955 - Good night. - Good night. 1117 01:16:33,221 --> 01:16:35,932 - Oh, no. - What? 1118 01:16:37,392 --> 01:16:41,063 - What's the matter? - This bed is lumpy. 1119 01:16:46,569 --> 01:16:49,780 You mind if I share the floor with you? 1120 01:17:17,267 --> 01:17:20,939 You're teasing me, aren't you? 1121 01:17:21,022 --> 01:17:23,441 A little. 1122 01:17:25,944 --> 01:17:30,365 What do I do now? 1123 01:17:33,493 --> 01:17:35,453 We'll figure it out. 1124 01:17:38,414 --> 01:17:41,459 - Oh, Vince. - Tonight is our night, bro 1125 01:17:41,584 --> 01:17:44,463 why are you doing that now? 1126 01:17:44,505 --> 01:17:46,423 Mom hasn't seen me in all these years. 1127 01:17:46,549 --> 01:17:48,842 I wanna look my best. 1128 01:17:48,968 --> 01:17:52,137 Tonight - your mom's gonna love you whatever you look like. 1129 01:17:52,263 --> 01:17:54,139 And you look really good. 1130 01:17:54,265 --> 01:17:56,642 I know, I know, I know, I know. 1131 01:17:56,767 --> 01:18:00,855 So like this. One, two, three. 1132 01:18:00,980 --> 01:18:02,857 Are you a little nervous? 1133 01:18:02,982 --> 01:18:04,860 27, 28, no, 29. 1134 01:18:04,985 --> 01:18:07,487 - Just a little. - Nine, ten. 1135 01:18:07,571 --> 01:18:09,489 - Linda. - What? 1136 01:18:09,614 --> 01:18:13,618 Like, what if she's disappointed in me? 1137 01:18:13,660 --> 01:18:16,496 If she's disappointed, then she's a fake. 1138 01:18:16,621 --> 01:18:19,875 I don't know what else a mom could want in a son. 1139 01:18:19,958 --> 01:18:22,878 - Huh? - You're right. 1140 01:18:23,003 --> 01:18:25,882 You're right, you're right. Why am I worried? 1141 01:18:26,007 --> 01:18:27,884 - What am I worried about? - I don't know. 1142 01:18:27,967 --> 01:18:29,969 You got it all. 1143 01:18:30,011 --> 01:18:35,558 - I couldn't do this without you, Linda. - Yeah. 1144 01:18:35,683 --> 01:18:38,394 You know, I've been thinking... 1145 01:18:38,519 --> 01:18:42,023 - That when we get back... - Yeah? 1146 01:18:42,106 --> 01:18:44,358 I think we should move in together. 1147 01:18:44,442 --> 01:18:46,360 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1148 01:18:46,402 --> 01:18:48,739 - Oh, no, no. - It's not "oh, no." 1149 01:18:48,864 --> 01:18:50,866 - It's not no, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 1150 01:18:50,949 --> 01:18:53,160 I don't want to get married and it's not that I wanna... 1151 01:18:53,285 --> 01:18:55,704 Keep track of you, because I don't need to. 1152 01:18:55,829 --> 01:18:59,208 I just wanna live with you. 1153 01:18:59,333 --> 01:19:01,877 It'd be fun. 1154 01:19:01,919 --> 01:19:05,005 Linda, look at me. 1155 01:19:05,047 --> 01:19:07,049 Do I look like somebody who could play house? 1156 01:19:07,174 --> 01:19:10,178 I'm cranky in the morning, I'm grouchy in the afternoon... 1157 01:19:10,261 --> 01:19:12,680 I'm moody at night, I'm like miserable. 1158 01:19:12,764 --> 01:19:15,099 I know what you're like. 1159 01:19:15,183 --> 01:19:19,270 Let's sleep on it, okay? Sleep on it. 1160 01:19:19,395 --> 01:19:21,814 - Okay, one night. - This is going to be great. 1161 01:19:21,898 --> 01:19:25,610 Tomorrow I'm taking my best girl to meet my mom. I'm so excited. 1162 01:19:25,735 --> 01:19:29,364 - Your best girl? - Yeah, you, you. 1163 01:19:29,405 --> 01:19:31,126 Linda, there's no other girls. Not any more. 1164 01:19:31,137 --> 01:19:32,868 Yeah? 1165 01:19:32,952 --> 01:19:37,289 - Just you. - There better not be. Know why? 1166 01:19:37,373 --> 01:19:42,628 - Why? - 'Cause I only have eyes for you 1167 01:19:46,966 --> 01:19:48,926 - that sounds familiar. - It's a good song. 1168 01:19:49,051 --> 01:19:50,928 You like that song, huh? 1169 01:19:51,011 --> 01:19:56,017 And I only have eyes 1170 01:19:56,101 --> 01:20:03,108 for you she-bop she-bop 1171 01:20:03,191 --> 01:20:05,110 she-bop she-bop 1172 01:20:07,571 --> 01:20:09,114 she-bop she-bop 1173 01:20:09,197 --> 01:20:15,997 I only have eyes for you she-bop she-bop 1174 01:20:17,373 --> 01:20:19,792 she-bop she-bop 1175 01:20:19,876 --> 01:20:22,962 just for you she-bop she-bop 1176 01:20:34,850 --> 01:20:38,186 oh, it's huge. 1177 01:20:38,270 --> 01:20:40,188 Oh, it's beautiful. 1178 01:20:40,314 --> 01:20:42,191 Not to mention valuable. 1179 01:20:42,316 --> 01:20:44,693 Real estate like this is worth a fortune. 1180 01:20:44,776 --> 01:20:46,778 You mustn't always think about money. 1181 01:20:46,820 --> 01:20:49,072 You got me all wrong, Julius. 1182 01:20:50,741 --> 01:20:53,702 I'm just saying it's nice mom's loaded. 1183 01:20:53,785 --> 01:20:57,248 That's a worry she won't have to have in her old age. 1184 01:20:57,332 --> 01:20:59,209 Hello, can I help you? 1185 01:20:59,334 --> 01:21:02,003 - Yes, yes, yes. - Oh, um, excuse me. 1186 01:21:02,128 --> 01:21:03,963 We are looking for Mary Ann Benedict, please. 1187 01:21:04,005 --> 01:21:06,507 I'm sorry, but that's not possible. 1188 01:21:06,591 --> 01:21:08,843 Look, we've come a long way. 1189 01:21:08,968 --> 01:21:12,889 And believe me, she's gonna be very happy to see us. 1190 01:21:13,014 --> 01:21:17,185 You're gonna have to write to the Benedict foundation stating your business. 1191 01:21:17,227 --> 01:21:19,230 I'm sorry. Good day. 1192 01:21:23,943 --> 01:21:28,197 - Foundation? - Millions, Julius. 1193 01:21:28,322 --> 01:21:30,115 Mama's rich. We gotta go see her. 1194 01:21:30,199 --> 01:21:31,867 Buckaroos. 1195 01:21:31,951 --> 01:21:34,370 - Let's get in there. We gotta talk to her. - We sneak in. 1196 01:21:34,411 --> 01:21:36,830 - How is it? - Yeah, it's clear. Throw me over. 1197 01:21:36,914 --> 01:21:38,874 Okay. 1198 01:21:42,170 --> 01:21:45,048 Vince? Vince, are you okay? 1199 01:21:45,173 --> 01:21:47,050 Yeah, shut up. Come on, come on. 1200 01:22:10,867 --> 01:22:12,785 What a lovely day. 1201 01:22:16,747 --> 01:22:21,085 Hey, Vincent, don't you think this is mama? 1202 01:22:21,210 --> 01:22:25,632 It could be. Yeah. 1203 01:22:25,757 --> 01:22:28,927 Don't just stand there. Go introduce yourselves. 1204 01:22:29,011 --> 01:22:30,262 Hey! 1205 01:22:30,304 --> 01:22:33,807 - Should you people be here? - Uh-oh. 1206 01:22:33,932 --> 01:22:37,811 That depends on how you feel personally about trespassing. 1207 01:22:37,936 --> 01:22:40,480 Does he always try to be funny like that? 1208 01:22:40,606 --> 01:22:44,569 - We're looking for miss Mary Ann Benedict. - Yeah. 1209 01:22:44,694 --> 01:22:48,114 - Is she here? - Yeah, she's here. 1210 01:22:48,198 --> 01:22:50,658 She's here! 1211 01:22:50,783 --> 01:22:53,494 Sneaking in like that, I should call the police. 1212 01:22:53,578 --> 01:22:55,830 No, no, no. You don't want to do anything like that. 1213 01:22:55,955 --> 01:23:00,418 This is not your everyday, average situation. 1214 01:23:08,344 --> 01:23:10,763 She's our mother, is the thing. 1215 01:23:10,804 --> 01:23:13,349 - We're her sons. - Twin sons. 1216 01:23:16,435 --> 01:23:18,646 You're comedians. 1217 01:23:18,729 --> 01:23:23,484 No. - No. We-we're kind of a surprise. 1218 01:23:23,567 --> 01:23:27,489 I'll bet you are. Follow me. 1219 01:23:33,328 --> 01:23:36,373 - We were right. - Lt is her. 1220 01:23:43,421 --> 01:23:45,423 Excuse me. 1221 01:23:47,175 --> 01:23:49,345 - We thought that this is- - Mary Ann Benedict? 1222 01:23:49,387 --> 01:23:52,348 This is an artists' colony. There are a lot of painters. 1223 01:23:52,473 --> 01:23:56,060 Come on. 1224 01:23:57,562 --> 01:23:59,981 I can't wait to meet her. 1225 01:24:00,022 --> 01:24:02,149 - Yeah. - It's gotta be amazing. 1226 01:24:02,191 --> 01:24:05,152 Look. Mary Ann Benedict never understood... 1227 01:24:05,236 --> 01:24:07,947 Why people wanted to buy her paintings. 1228 01:24:08,030 --> 01:24:11,034 But for a brief period, they were considered valuable. 1229 01:24:11,118 --> 01:24:14,496 She used the money to buy whispering pines. 1230 01:24:16,456 --> 01:24:18,625 May I ask you a question? 1231 01:24:18,709 --> 01:24:22,713 Why do you keep referring to her in the past tense? 1232 01:24:22,838 --> 01:24:28,051 Because... She passed away some time ago. 1233 01:24:29,887 --> 01:24:32,265 She passed- 1234 01:24:32,390 --> 01:24:35,643 you jus-you just said she was here. 1235 01:24:35,727 --> 01:24:40,064 I meant, her spirit. Her spirit is always here. 1236 01:24:43,818 --> 01:24:45,361 Come on. 1237 01:25:10,387 --> 01:25:13,933 Can we get the hell out of here, please? 1238 01:25:16,436 --> 01:25:19,189 Those damn real estate developers! 1239 01:25:19,272 --> 01:25:22,776 They won't be happy until they turn this into a golf course. 1240 01:25:22,859 --> 01:25:25,445 Oh, is that who they were? 1241 01:25:25,487 --> 01:25:28,281 They're shameless. They'll try anything. 1242 01:25:30,283 --> 01:25:34,120 Do you know those men claim to be my twin sons? 1243 01:25:34,204 --> 01:25:36,373 - If you can believe that! - What? 1244 01:25:36,456 --> 01:25:39,126 It was really quite upsetting. 1245 01:25:39,252 --> 01:25:41,462 Mary Ann, I am sorry. 1246 01:25:41,587 --> 01:25:43,798 It's all right. It doesn't matter. 1247 01:25:43,923 --> 01:25:46,133 You get over things. 1248 01:25:48,344 --> 01:25:50,888 I did have a child once. 1249 01:25:50,972 --> 01:25:53,808 But he died at birth. 1250 01:25:59,606 --> 01:26:02,359 You should be proud of her. 1251 01:26:02,484 --> 01:26:04,653 She donates her house, land... 1252 01:26:04,736 --> 01:26:07,155 And all her paintings to young artists. 1253 01:26:07,239 --> 01:26:10,284 Linda, do I look like a young artist? 1254 01:26:10,325 --> 01:26:13,495 All she meant... I know what she meant, and why she's here. 1255 01:26:13,620 --> 01:26:16,081 It's got nothing to do with finding my mother... 1256 01:26:16,164 --> 01:26:18,292 And everything to do with money. 1257 01:26:18,333 --> 01:26:22,297 - That's not true and you know it. - Bullshit! 1258 01:26:22,338 --> 01:26:25,383 Take it easy, Vincent. This is not her fault. 1259 01:26:25,508 --> 01:26:28,344 Look who decided to chime in! 1260 01:26:28,386 --> 01:26:30,346 The creature from the black lagoon. 1261 01:26:30,430 --> 01:26:32,640 I should've had my head examined listening to you. 1262 01:26:32,765 --> 01:26:34,726 A deal-of-a-lifetime opportunity... 1263 01:26:34,851 --> 01:26:37,520 And I'm out looking for a dead mother. 1264 01:26:37,604 --> 01:26:39,082 All I wanted was to make us into a family. 1265 01:26:39,106 --> 01:26:40,607 Family, my butt! 1266 01:26:40,690 --> 01:26:42,902 There's no family here. 1267 01:26:43,027 --> 01:26:45,863 There's nothin' here except me and three losers. 1268 01:26:45,988 --> 01:26:48,115 I don't know why I listen to people. 1269 01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:50,534 - I don't know why I do it. - Cut it out. 1270 01:26:50,618 --> 01:26:52,578 Vince! 1271 01:26:52,703 --> 01:26:54,580 - I'm leaving. - No, stop! 1272 01:26:54,663 --> 01:26:56,749 Stop! What are you doing? 1273 01:26:56,874 --> 01:26:59,543 You're acting like a fourth-grader. 1274 01:26:59,668 --> 01:27:02,713 Where do you think you're going? 1275 01:27:02,796 --> 01:27:06,051 He dumped us in the middle of new Mexico. 1276 01:27:06,176 --> 01:27:10,430 I can't-Julius! 1277 01:27:10,555 --> 01:27:12,933 You don't know this... 1278 01:27:13,058 --> 01:27:15,810 And I promised Vince that I wouldn't tell you... 1279 01:27:15,936 --> 01:27:19,689 But he's got something in the trunk that's worth millions. 1280 01:27:19,773 --> 01:27:24,569 I'm worried he's gonna get himself killed delivering it. 1281 01:27:28,991 --> 01:27:31,577 Okay, yeah. Yes, Mr beetroot. 1282 01:27:31,702 --> 01:27:36,165 Yeah, I'll find it. Yeah. 1283 01:27:36,249 --> 01:27:38,251 Yes, I have a map. 1284 01:27:38,292 --> 01:27:40,419 All right. I'll see you there. 1285 01:27:40,545 --> 01:27:42,672 See you in Houston in the morning. 1286 01:27:42,797 --> 01:27:45,258 I'll be looking forward to it. 1287 01:27:45,383 --> 01:27:47,928 What a coincidence. 1288 01:27:48,053 --> 01:27:49,972 That was our friend. 1289 01:27:50,055 --> 01:27:53,433 Looks like I'm gonna be doing business with... him. 1290 01:27:53,517 --> 01:27:54,810 Sorry. 1291 01:27:54,935 --> 01:27:57,229 I would have done the same thing. 1292 01:27:57,312 --> 01:28:00,774 You want the merchandise. It's not your problem who delivers. 1293 01:28:00,857 --> 01:28:02,651 Precisely. 1294 01:28:08,283 --> 01:28:11,035 But how will you find him? 1295 01:28:11,119 --> 01:28:13,079 I have him in my head. 1296 01:28:13,121 --> 01:28:16,875 I found him once, I'll find him again. 1297 01:28:16,958 --> 01:28:19,294 I hope so. Bye. 1298 01:28:19,377 --> 01:28:21,629 Be careful. 1299 01:28:21,713 --> 01:28:24,132 Brother to brother 1300 01:28:26,926 --> 01:28:28,970 brother to brother 1301 01:28:32,099 --> 01:28:34,059 one to another 1302 01:28:34,184 --> 01:28:37,104 like no other 1303 01:28:37,187 --> 01:28:41,317 brother to brother brother to brother 1304 01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:44,111 never knew you existed 1305 01:28:44,153 --> 01:28:46,447 never saw you in my dreams 1306 01:28:46,488 --> 01:28:48,741 if there were signs I must've missed 'em 1307 01:28:48,866 --> 01:28:51,328 who would I believe 1308 01:28:51,411 --> 01:28:53,663 now all of a sudden 1309 01:28:53,788 --> 01:28:55,832 we're sharing this skin 1310 01:28:55,916 --> 01:28:58,460 like a shadow you stick to me 1311 01:28:58,543 --> 01:29:01,004 through every jam I'm in 1312 01:29:01,129 --> 01:29:03,673 brother to brother 1313 01:29:03,798 --> 01:29:07,802 you took me by the hand brother to brother 1314 01:29:07,844 --> 01:29:11,681 you helped me understand one to another 1315 01:29:11,765 --> 01:29:14,852 there'll never be another no, no 1316 01:29:14,977 --> 01:29:20,024 brother to brother my brother 1317 01:29:20,149 --> 01:29:25,112 when I felt like a zero 1318 01:29:26,447 --> 01:29:29,700 you became my hero 1319 01:29:29,784 --> 01:29:32,203 one to another 1320 01:29:32,286 --> 01:29:35,374 you have been my brother 1321 01:29:35,499 --> 01:29:39,211 my brother whoa 1322 01:29:39,336 --> 01:29:40,504 brother to brother 1323 01:29:41,588 --> 01:29:45,050 when I was up against the wall 1324 01:29:45,133 --> 01:29:47,719 about to take a really big fall 1325 01:29:58,982 --> 01:30:00,900 sorry I'm late. 1326 01:30:00,942 --> 01:30:05,154 - The directions you gave me weren't- - Step back. 1327 01:30:07,865 --> 01:30:10,410 Get over here. 1328 01:30:10,493 --> 01:30:13,121 I'm unarmed. 1329 01:30:13,246 --> 01:30:15,290 He's clean. 1330 01:30:15,415 --> 01:30:18,752 Oh, oh. Isn't that pretty! 1331 01:30:18,877 --> 01:30:20,754 Yeah, it is. 1332 01:30:20,838 --> 01:30:24,133 - Did you come here alone, unarmed? - Yeah. 1333 01:30:24,216 --> 01:30:26,260 You're just some fool who stole a car? 1334 01:30:26,302 --> 01:30:29,930 Yeah, I guess I am. 1335 01:30:30,014 --> 01:30:32,850 You don't know what the hell this is, do you? 1336 01:30:32,933 --> 01:30:35,936 No. 1337 01:30:36,020 --> 01:30:39,608 Revolutionary fuel-injection system for jets. 1338 01:30:39,733 --> 01:30:42,611 Worth a fortune to the company that brings it to the market first. 1339 01:30:42,694 --> 01:30:46,948 Somebody else developed it, but I just had to have it. 1340 01:30:47,073 --> 01:30:49,326 Crafty devil, huh? 1341 01:30:50,410 --> 01:30:52,621 What are you waiting for? 1342 01:30:53,955 --> 01:30:55,957 Wait a minute, beetroot! 1343 01:30:56,041 --> 01:30:58,710 - I thought we had a deal. - We do. 1344 01:31:08,387 --> 01:31:10,473 Five million bucks! 1345 01:31:10,598 --> 01:31:13,643 - You wanna count it? - No, no. 1346 01:31:13,726 --> 01:31:18,481 - But I could use a lift to town. - Don't press your luck. 1347 01:31:18,522 --> 01:31:20,483 Okay. That's all right. 1348 01:31:20,566 --> 01:31:24,488 I gassed it up for you, beetroot. Thank you! 1349 01:31:24,571 --> 01:31:29,493 Five million dollars! Five million bucks! 1350 01:31:29,618 --> 01:31:32,871 Ha-ha-ha! Five million bucks! 1351 01:31:32,996 --> 01:31:35,582 I've gotta look at it! 1352 01:31:37,251 --> 01:31:39,836 Uh-oh. 1353 01:32:20,212 --> 01:32:22,506 Hey, Benedict! 1354 01:32:22,548 --> 01:32:25,426 All I want is the money. 1355 01:32:25,551 --> 01:32:29,431 Just give me what's mine and I'll leave you alone. 1356 01:33:06,427 --> 01:33:08,763 Steps! Steps! 1357 01:33:20,150 --> 01:33:22,611 Leave my brother alone. 1358 01:33:23,779 --> 01:33:26,323 No. 1359 01:33:26,448 --> 01:33:28,325 Julius. 1360 01:33:28,450 --> 01:33:31,621 No, no, no. 1361 01:33:31,746 --> 01:33:34,540 No, no. 1362 01:33:37,418 --> 01:33:40,797 Julius, you're-you're here? 1363 01:33:40,838 --> 01:33:43,299 No. No, you idiot. 1364 01:33:43,383 --> 01:33:45,635 Don't be nervous. 1365 01:33:45,677 --> 01:33:49,055 I hate violence. Plus I never carry a gun. 1366 01:33:49,138 --> 01:33:51,724 Who are you? 1367 01:33:51,808 --> 01:33:53,811 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1368 01:33:53,936 --> 01:33:55,896 Put the gun down. I got the money. 1369 01:33:56,021 --> 01:33:58,816 Here's your money. Here's your money. 1370 01:33:58,857 --> 01:34:01,986 Here's the money. 1371 01:34:02,111 --> 01:34:04,572 You're a goddamned millionaire. 1372 01:34:05,990 --> 01:34:10,661 You, I am never gonna forgive... never. 1373 01:34:10,744 --> 01:34:14,331 - Open it. - Open it? 1374 01:34:14,415 --> 01:34:17,877 You were going to get killed. 1375 01:34:18,003 --> 01:34:19,814 I was trying to distract him so you could escape. 1376 01:34:19,838 --> 01:34:21,673 I already had escaped! 1377 01:34:21,756 --> 01:34:25,302 I was halfway to Brazil when I felt you! 1378 01:34:25,343 --> 01:34:28,555 - Close it. - Close it? 1379 01:34:28,638 --> 01:34:30,724 Open it, close it. Open it, close it. 1380 01:34:30,849 --> 01:34:34,519 - Why didn't you go? - Why didn't I go? 1381 01:34:34,644 --> 01:34:38,399 Because thanks to you, I'm not only a goddamned psychic- 1382 01:34:38,524 --> 01:34:40,026 Benedict! 1383 01:34:40,109 --> 01:34:42,695 - I think the case belongs to me. - Oh, sorry. 1384 01:34:42,737 --> 01:34:46,866 I got this disease called a conscience. 1385 01:34:46,949 --> 01:34:50,578 - No one ever said being good was easy. - "No one ever said-" 1386 01:34:50,703 --> 01:34:52,204 will you two shut up! 1387 01:34:52,330 --> 01:34:55,041 Butt out, pal! You got your money. 1388 01:34:55,124 --> 01:34:58,211 Now take it and go live in the lap of luxury somewhere. 1389 01:34:58,253 --> 01:35:00,505 Try Brazil. 1390 01:35:00,547 --> 01:35:03,926 It doesn't work that way. You've seen my face. 1391 01:35:04,051 --> 01:35:06,219 Which one's first? 1392 01:35:06,345 --> 01:35:10,182 You gonna kill us, even though we gave you the money? 1393 01:35:10,224 --> 01:35:11,725 You got it. 1394 01:35:11,850 --> 01:35:15,354 Wait, you forgot the third rule in a crisis situation. 1395 01:35:15,395 --> 01:35:18,774 - The third rule? - Third rule? 1396 01:35:18,899 --> 01:35:21,778 Yeah, third rule. 1397 01:35:25,907 --> 01:35:27,784 Oooh! 1398 01:35:27,867 --> 01:35:31,120 - The third rule. - What's the third rule? 1399 01:35:31,204 --> 01:35:32,789 Duck! 1400 01:36:02,779 --> 01:36:05,115 Yo! 1401 01:36:05,156 --> 01:36:08,118 Holy-shmoly! 1402 01:36:13,540 --> 01:36:16,626 Now there's a man with a lot on his mind. 1403 01:36:19,629 --> 01:36:22,299 Thanks for coming back, Vincent. 1404 01:36:22,382 --> 01:36:25,303 We're brothers, right? 1405 01:36:25,428 --> 01:36:27,638 - We're family. - That's right. 1406 01:36:30,558 --> 01:36:33,019 A rich family. 1407 01:36:33,102 --> 01:36:35,521 - A good family. - What? What? 1408 01:36:35,646 --> 01:36:38,190 - We're gonna return this money. - No. 1409 01:36:38,316 --> 01:36:40,484 - We don't have to give it back. - Yes, we do. 1410 01:36:40,610 --> 01:36:42,653 - Why? Why? - We have to, believe me. 1411 01:36:46,033 --> 01:36:49,161 - Mary Ann? - Hmm? 1412 01:36:49,244 --> 01:36:52,414 I think you'd better come take a look at this. 1413 01:36:52,497 --> 01:36:55,792 What is it? 1414 01:37:22,320 --> 01:37:23,863 Mary Ann? 1415 01:37:23,988 --> 01:37:28,034 What a pleasant surprise. 1416 01:37:30,663 --> 01:37:33,666 You stole my family. 1417 01:37:33,707 --> 01:37:36,877 You lying son of a bitch. 1418 01:37:42,675 --> 01:37:45,052 Linda, I'm sorry. 1419 01:37:45,177 --> 01:37:47,721 I made a terrible mistake and I apologize. 1420 01:37:47,805 --> 01:37:50,517 I- all I'm asking for is another chance. 1421 01:37:50,642 --> 01:37:52,560 I know I don't deserve this- 1422 01:37:52,686 --> 01:37:54,854 that's right, you don't deserve it. 1423 01:38:10,161 --> 01:38:12,123 Vince? 1424 01:38:26,429 --> 01:38:29,890 Yes, this is the Benedict corporation. 1425 01:38:29,932 --> 01:38:33,102 We are a consulting firm... A think tank. 1426 01:38:33,227 --> 01:38:36,440 Something like the rand corporation. 1427 01:38:36,565 --> 01:38:38,942 - Only smarter. - Only smarter. 1428 01:38:39,067 --> 01:38:41,111 Tomorrow at 3:00. 1429 01:38:41,236 --> 01:38:44,615 Yes, I'll put you down. 1430 01:38:44,740 --> 01:38:46,575 Good night, mr benedicts. 1431 01:38:46,658 --> 01:38:48,785 - Good night. - Good night. 1432 01:38:48,827 --> 01:38:52,623 That's it. The last cheque is written. 1433 01:38:52,748 --> 01:38:56,127 What do we have left out of the $50,000 reward? 1434 01:38:56,169 --> 01:38:59,088 After we've paid off all our debts... 1435 01:38:59,130 --> 01:39:02,050 We have exactly $12,278. 1436 01:39:02,133 --> 01:39:05,929 - $12,278. That's terrible. - What? 1437 01:39:06,012 --> 01:39:08,932 You're just upset because I made you return that suitcase. 1438 01:39:11,809 --> 01:39:15,313 Oh, the money. 1439 01:39:15,438 --> 01:39:17,816 You mean the four million dollars. 1440 01:39:19,068 --> 01:39:21,487 Four million dollars. Just say it. 1441 01:39:21,570 --> 01:39:24,823 Say it... Four million dollars. 1442 01:39:24,907 --> 01:39:27,493 It's a lot of money, Jules. 1443 01:39:27,618 --> 01:39:30,829 Vincent... I'm very proud of you. 1444 01:39:30,955 --> 01:39:38,505 Well... Yeah, I'm kinda proud of myself. 1445 01:39:38,588 --> 01:39:41,967 Isn't it great to be one of the good guys for a change? 1446 01:39:42,050 --> 01:39:45,178 It feels great to be a good guy! 1447 01:39:45,220 --> 01:39:48,348 You're a great guy, too. You came back for me, huh? 1448 01:39:48,431 --> 01:39:51,643 - You did steal a car though. - I borrowed one. 1449 01:39:51,726 --> 01:39:55,105 I brought it back the next day. I explained it to the man. 1450 01:39:55,230 --> 01:39:57,023 He was a cowboy. 1451 01:39:57,107 --> 01:40:00,111 Excuse me? I'm- 1452 01:40:00,194 --> 01:40:03,864 oh, my God. I don't even know which one is which. 1453 01:40:08,369 --> 01:40:10,538 I'm sorry. I didn't know. 1454 01:40:10,621 --> 01:40:13,916 You see, I didn't believe your story. 1455 01:40:14,041 --> 01:40:17,044 Who would believe a crazy story like that? 1456 01:40:21,048 --> 01:40:23,594 They lied to me all these years. 1457 01:40:23,677 --> 01:40:26,763 They lied to you, too. 1458 01:40:33,854 --> 01:40:37,065 You found each other. 1459 01:40:43,573 --> 01:40:45,742 Now you found me. 1460 01:41:05,346 --> 01:41:07,264 Mama? 1461 01:41:08,933 --> 01:41:10,267 Mama! 1462 01:41:12,311 --> 01:41:13,812 Mama! 1463 01:41:13,938 --> 01:41:16,273 Oh, mama! 1464 01:41:34,542 --> 01:41:36,836 Good. 1465 01:41:36,920 --> 01:41:39,172 Tickets? 1466 01:41:39,297 --> 01:41:41,174 Thanks. This is gonna be great. 1467 01:41:41,299 --> 01:41:44,135 I just can't get over how alike they are. 1468 01:41:44,177 --> 01:41:47,305 Yes, it's a beautiful day. 1469 01:42:19,172 --> 01:42:23,176 Twins united outside and in 1470 01:42:23,260 --> 01:42:25,137 mm-mm, uh-huh 1471 01:42:26,179 --> 01:42:28,181 when you're twins 1472 01:42:28,265 --> 01:42:31,394 the magic just never ends 1473 01:42:33,688 --> 01:42:37,233 what happened to you hey, I could feel it 1474 01:42:37,358 --> 01:42:40,862 I smile and I cry without knowing why 1475 01:42:40,987 --> 01:42:44,532 your joy and your pain would be so real 1476 01:42:44,616 --> 01:42:48,620 I felt like my life was happenin' again 1477 01:42:48,745 --> 01:42:52,332 and now I know it's 'cause you're part of me 1478 01:42:52,373 --> 01:42:55,878 wasn't my choice it was meant to be 1479 01:42:55,961 --> 01:42:59,590 we were connected even when apart 1480 01:42:59,715 --> 01:43:03,218 we got together now the real problems start 1481 01:43:03,302 --> 01:43:07,139 twins united outside and in 1482 01:43:07,222 --> 01:43:09,600 yeah 1483 01:43:09,725 --> 01:43:12,019 when you're twins 1484 01:43:12,102 --> 01:43:14,898 the magic just never ends 1485 01:43:19,235 --> 01:43:22,822 if one me is good then two is better 1486 01:43:22,906 --> 01:43:26,660 well, I can't complain 'cause I'm ahead of the game 1487 01:43:26,743 --> 01:43:30,247 we split the pain double the pleasure 1488 01:43:30,372 --> 01:43:33,917 I'm starting to feel life gave us a deal 1489 01:43:34,042 --> 01:43:37,922 no, we're not just your average family 1490 01:43:38,047 --> 01:43:41,592 got benefits most people never see 1491 01:43:41,676 --> 01:43:45,263 and if I had a chance to live again 1492 01:43:45,304 --> 01:43:48,599 I wouldn't want it unless I was your twin 1493 01:43:48,641 --> 01:43:53,437 twins united outside and in 1494 01:43:53,479 --> 01:43:55,356 ah, yeah 1495 01:43:55,439 --> 01:43:57,609 when you're twins 1496 01:43:57,693 --> 01:44:00,737 the magic just never ends 1497 01:44:00,779 --> 01:44:03,031 ah, yeah 1498 01:44:03,115 --> 01:44:07,619 twins united outside and in 1499 01:44:07,703 --> 01:44:08,954 mm-mm, uh-huh 1500 01:44:09,955 --> 01:44:12,291 when you're twins 1501 01:44:12,374 --> 01:44:15,460 the magic just never ends 1502 01:44:17,629 --> 01:44:21,134 twins 1503 01:44:39,652 --> 01:44:41,447 twins 110277