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The assholes wouldn't leave.
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I had to call the goddamn Sheriff to cart
them and their scrawny fucktard kids away.
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Ah, crap! Goddammit.
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Fuck!
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I don't know, a dead possum.
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What a shit hole.
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Listen, I gotta go.
Another day, another eviction.
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This dump's my home.
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The only one I ever had.
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Some people may not think much of it.
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But me and my buddy Otto
like it here just fine.
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And the good book says,
"A man's home is his castle
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and whosoevereth trespasses shall be
struck down with fire and lightning."
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And since I ain't got no lightning, I
tend just to keep it real simple, like.
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I'm about to blow your head off,
fat boy.
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Mr. Dvorchack, I presume?
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City Inspector.
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I've been habitating here
more than 20-odd years now.
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And some new high-falutin' sanitation law
don't mean shit to me, Mr. City Inspector.
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Oh, but I'm afraid
it does mean something
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to the owners of the condominiums
they're building next door.
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So, you see,
everything in this dump has got to go,
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including you, Mr. Dvorchack.
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- If you'll just sign these papers...
- Otto!
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Otto! C'mere, boy!
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Oh, dang critter.
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Always scrounging for food.
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Yeah, I tell you what... how about
we crack a couple of cold beers
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while I spin ya a little yarn?
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And you still want Otto
and me gone when I'm done,
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well, I'll sign whatever you want
and we clear on out.
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- Dang lighter!
- I'm a busy man, Mr. Dvorchack.
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I don't have time for drunken ramblings
and crazy stories.
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If we could just move this...
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- One night, couple years back...
- Fuck me.
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...me and my friend Pearly, we...
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Eh?
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Me and my friend Pearly were
having a drink and conversatin', like.
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Oh, boy, I tell ya.
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Hell, you oughta get up off yer duff
and see the world.
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Oh, what for?
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Everything I need
ends up here eventually.
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Oh, yeah? What about women?
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I don't see no women round here.
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Pearly, she's right there.
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Oh, sorry. No offense, Betty.
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But I am telling you, boy.
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Down in Laredo, they got these
river trash whores. Oh, boy!
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They can suck the chrome
off a trailer hitch.
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Hey, you hear that?
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It's just rats.
Tell me about the whores.
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Hold your horses a minute.
My back teeth are floating.
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Come on out, ya little monster.
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Yeah, boy.
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What?
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What in the hell?
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Don't shoot the rats!
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It's good company.
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What in tarnation?
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We gotta get the hell outta Dodge!
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- There's something out there?
- What the hell is it?
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It's coming.
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What is it?
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Damned if I know! It's eyes everywhere!
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All manner of crap stickin' out of it.
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It's all shiny and wet.
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My balls!
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Aargh! Help me!
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I don't wanna go!
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Let go, Pearly!
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I can't shoot!
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Pearly!
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Give my friend back, motherfucker!
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I'ma get you, you son of a bitch.
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Die!
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What in the shit?
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Now fuck me ragged.
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A puppy.
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And that's when a
big old light bulb went off in my head.
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This here monster wasn't just created
by all the heat and garbage.
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It lived off it.
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And whatever it ate became a part of it.
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They're gonna love this one
back at the office.
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Sorry.
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So, you were saying about Curly?
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His name was Pearly.
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Right.
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And it's an absolutely riveting tale,
Mr. Dvorchack,
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but I can actually feel myself
getting septic shock sitting here.
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So, if you'll just make a big X
on those papers,
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I can finally get out of this shit hole.
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Otto! There you are, boy!
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What?
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No!
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No!
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Mr. Dvorchack!
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Yep. The way I see it...
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you hang around a dump long enough
and the world comes to you.
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Ain't that right, Otto?
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Here, boy!
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Attaboy!
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Yes, sir, the dump's my home.
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The best damn home I've ever had.
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