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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,334 --> 00:01:04,044 Once upon a time... 2 00:01:04,504 --> 00:01:10,050 or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called... 3 00:01:11,177 --> 00:01:13,095 Pepperland. 4 00:01:22,230 --> 00:01:28,152 80,000 leagues beneath the sea it lay, 5 00:01:29,112 --> 00:01:32,281 or lie, I'm not too sure. 6 00:02:49,317 --> 00:02:55,239 Pepperland is a tickle of joy on the blue belly of the universe. 7 00:02:57,492 --> 00:03:00,285 It must be scratched. 8 00:03:00,370 --> 00:03:02,329 Right, Max? 9 00:03:02,413 --> 00:03:05,165 - Yes, Your Blueness. - What?! 10 00:03:06,167 --> 00:03:10,295 We Meanies only take no for an answer. 11 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:13,799 Is that understood, Max? 12 00:03:14,092 --> 00:03:15,342 No, Your Blueness. 13 00:03:15,468 --> 00:03:18,220 That's better. 14 00:03:19,180 --> 00:03:21,306 Are the troops in readiness? 15 00:03:21,391 --> 00:03:22,432 No, your Blueness. 16 00:03:22,517 --> 00:03:24,643 - The Bonkers? - No. 17 00:03:25,145 --> 00:03:26,353 - Clowns? - No. 18 00:03:26,437 --> 00:03:28,313 - Snapping Turks? - No. 19 00:03:28,398 --> 00:03:31,191 - Anti-music missiles? - No. 20 00:03:31,276 --> 00:03:33,485 - The dreadful Flying Glove? - No. 21 00:03:33,570 --> 00:03:35,737 Splendid! 22 00:03:37,198 --> 00:03:43,245 Today, Pepperland goes bluely! 23 00:03:44,831 --> 00:03:46,456 Fire! 24 00:04:29,792 --> 00:04:32,169 The Meanies are coming! The Meanies are coming! 25 00:04:32,253 --> 00:04:36,423 Glove, Glove, come here, Glove! 26 00:04:36,549 --> 00:04:39,343 Look out there, and what do you see? 27 00:04:39,761 --> 00:04:42,804 - Tell him, Max. - Someone running, Glove. 28 00:04:45,308 --> 00:04:48,602 Well, you'll soon put a stop to that, won't you, Glovey? 29 00:04:49,479 --> 00:04:51,188 Go, Glove, point! 30 00:04:51,272 --> 00:04:54,316 And having pointed, pounce down! 31 00:05:13,253 --> 00:05:15,796 I haven't laughed so much since Pompeii! 32 00:05:34,274 --> 00:05:38,277 What?! What?! The Glove is losing his touch. 33 00:05:41,281 --> 00:05:42,572 Do your worst! 34 00:05:44,450 --> 00:05:46,410 Explode them! 35 00:06:02,844 --> 00:06:04,678 It's not polite to point! 36 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:19,568 Thing of beauty... destroy it for ever! 37 00:06:35,543 --> 00:06:38,420 Sir, Sir, the Blue Meanies are coming! 38 00:06:39,047 --> 00:06:44,593 Not here, Young Fred. They wouldn't dare. 39 00:06:44,719 --> 00:06:48,597 They would. They are. What are you going to do? 40 00:06:49,474 --> 00:06:51,975 Finish the quartet. 41 00:06:52,060 --> 00:06:53,310 Fire! 42 00:07:00,777 --> 00:07:02,444 Trio, sir? 43 00:07:07,075 --> 00:07:08,700 Duet, sir? 44 00:07:09,452 --> 00:07:10,452 Duet? 45 00:07:12,455 --> 00:07:14,414 Solo! 46 00:07:17,085 --> 00:07:23,382 Young Fred, the Blue Meanies are coming! 47 00:07:40,108 --> 00:07:44,528 4 scores and 32 bars ago, 48 00:07:44,612 --> 00:07:47,989 - our forefathers... - Our quartet? 49 00:07:48,116 --> 00:07:52,452 - And foremothers... - Another quartet? 50 00:07:52,537 --> 00:07:56,039 Made it in this yellow submarine... 51 00:07:56,124 --> 00:08:00,001 - What, that little thing? - To Pepperland. 52 00:08:02,422 --> 00:08:05,715 Climb aboard, Young Fred. 53 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,552 But, sir, I can't even make my soap float. 54 00:08:08,636 --> 00:08:12,431 I'm appointing you Lord Admiral. 55 00:08:12,515 --> 00:08:15,142 Lord Admiral? In that event, yes. 56 00:08:17,979 --> 00:08:22,983 Hurry, Young Fred. Go! Get help! 57 00:08:23,109 --> 00:08:24,651 Where should I go? 58 00:08:26,404 --> 00:08:29,906 No time for trivialities. 59 00:14:14,001 --> 00:14:17,879 Woe... is me. 60 00:14:21,258 --> 00:14:23,927 Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night. 61 00:14:24,345 --> 00:14:26,346 And this is only Thursday morning. 62 00:14:26,472 --> 00:14:29,516 Compared with my life, Eleanor Rigby's was a gay, mad whirl. 63 00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:31,184 Nothing ever happens to me. 64 00:14:31,310 --> 00:14:34,354 I feel like an old, splintered drumstick. 65 00:14:35,314 --> 00:14:38,942 I'd jump into the River Mersey, but it looks like rain. 66 00:14:41,153 --> 00:14:42,862 Nothing ever happens to me. 67 00:15:21,569 --> 00:15:27,574 Puss, puss-puss. Puss, puss, puss. Here, pussy. 68 00:15:28,242 --> 00:15:31,452 Here, pussy, pussy, pussy. Here, pussy, pussy. 69 00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:46,134 Ahem, er... 70 00:15:47,261 --> 00:15:50,889 Would you believe me if I told you I was being followed by a yellow submarine? 71 00:15:53,392 --> 00:15:54,893 No, I would not. 72 00:15:54,977 --> 00:15:57,103 Oh yeah, I didn't think you would. 73 00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:05,320 I could have sworn there was a yellow submarine. 74 00:16:05,446 --> 00:16:07,363 But that isn't logical, is it? 75 00:16:07,448 --> 00:16:10,408 It must have been one of them unidentified flying cupcakes 76 00:16:10,492 --> 00:16:12,368 or a figment of my imagination. 77 00:16:14,246 --> 00:16:16,581 But I don't have an imagination. 78 00:16:27,259 --> 00:16:30,386 Help, help, help! 79 00:16:31,013 --> 00:16:32,305 Thanks, I don't need any. 80 00:16:32,389 --> 00:16:36,559 Help! Won't you please, please help me? 81 00:16:36,644 --> 00:16:38,478 Be specific. 82 00:16:47,112 --> 00:16:49,280 ...Blue Meanies! 83 00:16:49,365 --> 00:16:50,949 What you need is... 84 00:16:51,033 --> 00:16:53,284 'H' for hurry, 'E' for ergent, 85 00:16:53,369 --> 00:16:58,498 'L' for love me and 'P' for p-p-please help. 86 00:17:31,573 --> 00:17:33,533 Hiya, baby! 87 00:17:51,552 --> 00:17:54,012 Your story has touched my heart. 88 00:17:54,096 --> 00:17:56,055 Jump in, we'll get my friends. 89 00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:58,433 - Bless you! - Did I sneeze? 90 00:18:01,979 --> 00:18:04,313 - Just park it here. - I'll just park it here. 91 00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:13,364 What would your friends be doing here? 92 00:18:13,449 --> 00:18:14,574 Displaying. 93 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:18,077 - Displaying what? - Displaying around. 94 00:18:26,003 --> 00:18:27,920 Can't we take one of these? 95 00:18:28,047 --> 00:18:30,131 No. I only work with my mates. 96 00:18:33,093 --> 00:18:34,594 Frankenstein? 97 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,429 I used to go out with his sister. 98 00:18:36,513 --> 00:18:38,473 - His sister? - Yeah. Phyllis. 99 00:18:38,599 --> 00:18:41,100 Hey, I wonder what would happen if I pulled this lever. 100 00:18:41,226 --> 00:18:42,602 You mustn't do that. 101 00:18:42,728 --> 00:18:44,729 Can't help it. I'm a born lever-puller. 102 00:19:18,472 --> 00:19:21,766 Ringo, I've just had the strangest dream. 103 00:19:22,059 --> 00:19:24,102 I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach. 104 00:19:24,186 --> 00:19:26,062 Now listen to Old Fred. 105 00:19:31,777 --> 00:19:34,445 ...Blue Meanies! 106 00:19:35,823 --> 00:19:37,240 What do you think? 107 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,327 I think he needs a rehearsal. 108 00:19:43,205 --> 00:19:44,330 When do we leave? 109 00:19:44,456 --> 00:19:46,541 Let's get the other two, John. 110 00:19:48,085 --> 00:19:50,002 - What day is it? - Sitarday. 111 00:19:50,129 --> 00:19:51,838 Then George will be here. 112 00:20:27,249 --> 00:20:29,167 George, what are you doing up there? 113 00:20:29,293 --> 00:20:31,252 Now, what is it, Ringo? 114 00:20:32,838 --> 00:20:35,214 Is there a matter you'd like to take up 115 00:20:36,884 --> 00:20:38,217 or down? 116 00:20:38,552 --> 00:20:40,136 This chap here... 117 00:20:44,641 --> 00:20:47,351 ...Blue Meanies! 118 00:20:48,270 --> 00:20:50,313 You're nuts, the pair of you. 119 00:20:51,523 --> 00:20:53,399 Wait a minute, that's my car. 120 00:20:54,193 --> 00:20:57,236 - How do you know it's your car? - I'd know it anywhere. 121 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,574 - What's it look like, then? - It's red with yellow wheels. 122 00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:05,745 I mean, blue with orange wheels. 123 00:21:07,539 --> 00:21:08,873 It's all in the mind. 124 00:21:09,666 --> 00:21:12,210 - Move over, I'm driving. - I got here first. 125 00:21:12,294 --> 00:21:14,189 - I'll drive, if you like. - No, you sit in the middle. 126 00:21:14,213 --> 00:21:16,232 - I'm sitting in the middle. - You said you were driving. 127 00:21:16,256 --> 00:21:19,258 - I am driving. - I'll get in the back, then. 128 00:22:06,682 --> 00:22:08,557 Do you think we're interrupting something? 129 00:22:08,642 --> 00:22:10,268 I think so. 130 00:22:11,311 --> 00:22:13,312 We'd better find Paul, hadn't we? 131 00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:20,486 It's all in the mind. 132 00:22:21,238 --> 00:22:22,530 Try one of those doors. 133 00:22:32,416 --> 00:22:34,000 Yes, they do look very nice, don't they? 134 00:22:34,334 --> 00:22:35,334 Yes, they do. 135 00:22:35,419 --> 00:22:37,253 - They do, though, don't they? - Yes, they do. 136 00:22:37,337 --> 00:22:39,505 - Don't dey, dough? - Dough? 137 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:43,259 - Don't ask. - Dat's dough. 138 00:22:43,343 --> 00:22:45,511 What's the matter, fellas? Blue Meanies? 139 00:22:46,346 --> 00:22:48,514 Well, lads, what do you think? 140 00:22:48,598 --> 00:22:50,016 I think that... 141 00:22:50,350 --> 00:22:52,810 Remember, there'll be rough seas ahead. 142 00:22:52,894 --> 00:22:54,353 So, what do you think? 143 00:22:54,438 --> 00:22:55,438 Well, then, um... 144 00:22:55,522 --> 00:22:59,025 Pounding, overwhelming waves. What do you think of that? 145 00:22:59,318 --> 00:23:01,444 - Well, I think that... - As a matter of fact, I... 146 00:23:01,528 --> 00:23:02,611 I think... 147 00:23:02,696 --> 00:23:04,572 - Well? - I've forgotten. 148 00:23:04,698 --> 00:23:07,199 Right, then, let's get this vessel shipshape. 149 00:23:07,326 --> 00:23:09,994 I kind of like the way it is, submarine shape. 150 00:23:55,415 --> 00:23:57,917 So, this is a submarine. 151 00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,377 Soft, isn't it? 152 00:23:59,461 --> 00:24:01,087 Not if you're on the bottom. 153 00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:04,382 All right, lads, time to stow the gab and turn to. 154 00:24:05,342 --> 00:24:07,051 Groovy. How do you start this thing? 155 00:24:08,095 --> 00:24:10,930 It starts with a Blue Meanie attack. 156 00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:13,599 Supposing there's no Blue Meanies in the neighbourhood? 157 00:24:13,725 --> 00:24:18,437 Then you start looking for a switch. 158 00:24:23,777 --> 00:24:25,403 Perhaps this is it. 159 00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:36,033 What time is it? 160 00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:40,913 It's time for time. 161 00:26:40,997 --> 00:26:43,499 Look, the hands are slowing down. 162 00:26:53,260 --> 00:26:55,135 - Do you ever get the feeling... - Yeah. 163 00:26:55,262 --> 00:26:59,014 That things aren't as rosy as they appear to be under the surface? 164 00:26:59,099 --> 00:27:00,891 What's happening, John? 165 00:27:00,976 --> 00:27:02,977 In my humble opinion, we've become involved 166 00:27:03,103 --> 00:27:06,897 in Einstein's time-space continuum theory. 167 00:27:06,982 --> 00:27:09,149 - Relatively speaking, that is. - Of course. 168 00:27:10,277 --> 00:27:12,570 - Maybe time's gone on strike. - What for? 169 00:27:12,654 --> 00:27:14,572 - Shorter hours. - I don't blame it. 170 00:27:14,656 --> 00:27:16,574 It must be very tiring being time, mustn't it? 171 00:27:16,658 --> 00:27:19,410 - Why? - It's a twenty-four hour day, isn't it? 172 00:27:19,536 --> 00:27:21,579 - You surprise me, Ringo. - Why? 173 00:27:21,663 --> 00:27:26,166 - Dealing in abstracts. - Just because I'm a drummer... 174 00:27:26,293 --> 00:27:30,504 - I don't half feel funny. - You're not half the lad you used to be. 175 00:27:30,630 --> 00:27:32,548 Look, everything's getting bigger. 176 00:27:32,632 --> 00:27:34,800 It's not. It's us that are getting smaller... 177 00:27:35,802 --> 00:27:37,970 - I want my mam. - And younger. 178 00:27:38,096 --> 00:27:41,056 There you are, lads. Old Fred will get you out of all this. 179 00:27:43,143 --> 00:27:44,893 Look at that! 180 00:27:44,978 --> 00:27:48,814 - It's all a load of Father Xmas's. - It's not. It's Father Time. 181 00:27:48,940 --> 00:27:50,566 - How do you know? - I read it in a book. 182 00:27:50,650 --> 00:27:54,278 I don't want to alarm you, but the years are going backwards. 183 00:27:54,571 --> 00:27:56,572 What's that mean, Old Fred? 184 00:27:56,656 --> 00:27:58,907 If we slip back through time at this rate, 185 00:27:58,992 --> 00:28:01,493 very soon we'll all disappear up our own existence. 186 00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:05,748 - What are we gonna do, then? - We could always try a few buttons. 187 00:28:07,167 --> 00:28:08,876 I want my mam. 188 00:28:09,002 --> 00:28:11,462 Time's fast running out for us, I'm afraid. 189 00:28:11,588 --> 00:28:13,983 - Can't we do something to the clock? - What do you mean, John? 190 00:28:14,007 --> 00:28:15,841 Move the hands forward, see what happens. 191 00:28:15,967 --> 00:28:17,635 Clever lad. 192 00:28:17,719 --> 00:28:19,261 Something strange is happening. 193 00:28:27,771 --> 00:28:28,979 It's speeding up now. 194 00:28:40,784 --> 00:28:43,619 Funny... a submarine remarkably like our own. 195 00:28:44,287 --> 00:28:45,788 Uncannily. 196 00:28:46,915 --> 00:28:48,624 There's someone in it. Look. 197 00:28:48,708 --> 00:28:51,627 - And they're waving. - It's a group of fellas. 198 00:28:52,295 --> 00:28:54,296 Wave back. 199 00:28:54,381 --> 00:28:57,299 Maybe we're both part of a vast yellow submarine fleet. 200 00:28:57,384 --> 00:28:59,093 There's only two of us. 201 00:28:59,219 --> 00:29:02,888 Then I would suggest that yonder yellow submarine is ourselves 202 00:29:02,972 --> 00:29:05,057 - going backwards... ...in time! 203 00:29:05,141 --> 00:29:06,350 Look at Ringo. 204 00:29:08,645 --> 00:29:11,689 Oh dear, we're all the same. 205 00:29:11,773 --> 00:29:14,066 Senile delinquents. 206 00:29:14,901 --> 00:29:17,403 And I can hear my beard growing. 207 00:29:18,113 --> 00:29:20,072 We'd better do something. 208 00:31:47,095 --> 00:31:49,304 Well, correct me if I'm wrong, gentlemen, 209 00:31:49,389 --> 00:31:52,850 but would you agree that we have been passing through the Sea of Time? 210 00:31:52,934 --> 00:31:55,227 That would explain a few things. 211 00:31:56,229 --> 00:31:57,938 I'm glad I'm not young any more. 212 00:31:58,064 --> 00:32:00,274 Or was it old? 213 00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:05,279 - What kind of a sea is this? - The Sea of Science. 214 00:32:05,405 --> 00:32:06,822 Oh, yeah. 215 00:34:55,158 --> 00:34:58,618 - He looks wrong. - He doesn't look at all well. 216 00:34:58,745 --> 00:35:00,287 In fact, he's horrible. 217 00:35:01,122 --> 00:35:02,414 He's so ugly. 218 00:35:02,498 --> 00:35:04,249 Really ugly! 219 00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:06,126 Somebody push a button. 220 00:35:23,227 --> 00:35:26,104 - There's a Cyclops. - Can't be. He's got two eyes. 221 00:35:26,230 --> 00:35:27,939 Then it must be a bi-Cyclops. 222 00:35:28,066 --> 00:35:31,026 - There's another one. - A whole cyclopedia. 223 00:36:28,167 --> 00:36:30,127 There's a school of whales. 224 00:36:31,087 --> 00:36:34,589 - They look a bit old for school. - University, then. 225 00:36:35,258 --> 00:36:38,593 - University of Whales. - They look like dropouts to me. 226 00:36:38,678 --> 00:36:40,345 You've got to steer clear. 227 00:36:40,429 --> 00:36:43,014 - Steer clear? - Yes, steer. Clear? 228 00:36:43,141 --> 00:36:44,516 Yes, dear. 229 00:36:51,858 --> 00:36:54,317 Now, whatever you do, don't touch that button. 230 00:36:54,402 --> 00:36:56,736 - Which button? - That one. 231 00:36:56,863 --> 00:36:58,196 This one? 232 00:37:01,409 --> 00:37:03,243 That was the panic button. 233 00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:11,501 - Poor Ringo. - Poor lad. 234 00:37:11,586 --> 00:37:13,336 Never did no harm to no-one. 235 00:37:13,421 --> 00:37:16,339 Lads, now Ringo's gone, what are we gonna do? 236 00:37:16,424 --> 00:37:18,049 Learn to sing trios. 237 00:37:18,176 --> 00:37:20,135 No, let's save the poor devil. 238 00:37:21,888 --> 00:37:23,430 I see footsteps. 239 00:37:23,556 --> 00:37:26,600 - It's a pair of kinky boot-beasts. - Preparing to attack. 240 00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:53,293 - I don't half miss Ringo. - He's far out there. 241 00:37:53,419 --> 00:37:54,920 Always was. 242 00:38:08,434 --> 00:38:11,436 - Here comes Ringo! - 'H' is for hurry! 243 00:38:12,438 --> 00:38:13,772 There goes Ringo. 244 00:38:14,941 --> 00:38:16,316 It's seen us. 245 00:38:17,276 --> 00:38:18,652 Find a boxing button. 246 00:38:18,778 --> 00:38:20,237 Whoever heard of a boxing button? 247 00:38:20,363 --> 00:38:21,863 Who cares? Find one. 248 00:38:27,954 --> 00:38:29,371 Fire one! 249 00:38:33,918 --> 00:38:35,252 Uh-oh, wrong one. 250 00:38:36,254 --> 00:38:37,462 That. 251 00:39:04,323 --> 00:39:05,615 There goes Ringo again. 252 00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:09,494 - Rides well, doesn't he? - 'E' is for ergent... 253 00:39:19,297 --> 00:39:22,173 Oh no, not the dreaded vacuum flask again. 254 00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:24,884 - We'll be sucked into oblivion. - Or even further. 255 00:39:25,011 --> 00:39:26,678 Put her in reverse. 256 00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:31,558 So long, sucker. 257 00:39:31,684 --> 00:39:33,768 - Too much. - Too soon. 258 00:39:33,853 --> 00:39:35,603 Reverse! Reverse! 259 00:39:38,649 --> 00:39:41,568 - Ringo time. - 'L' is for love me... 260 00:39:49,410 --> 00:39:50,785 Indians! 261 00:39:50,870 --> 00:39:54,039 Help! Help! 262 00:40:00,004 --> 00:40:02,922 'P' is for please... 263 00:40:07,386 --> 00:40:08,595 So, press a button. 264 00:40:28,574 --> 00:40:31,576 - How was it, Ringo? - 'Arrowing. 265 00:40:45,841 --> 00:40:48,593 Look who's back. Full speed ahead. 266 00:40:48,677 --> 00:40:50,929 - Oh, no. - The motor's packing in. 267 00:40:51,013 --> 00:40:54,933 By all the sea nymphets, we're losing power. 268 00:40:55,017 --> 00:40:57,268 We're being swallowed. What shall we do? 269 00:40:57,395 --> 00:40:59,104 - Serve tea. - Lovely. 270 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:22,127 By Neptune's knickerbockers, she's puttered out. 271 00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:25,505 - Maybe we should call a road service. - Can't. No road. 272 00:41:25,631 --> 00:41:28,091 And we're not sub-scribers. 273 00:41:28,384 --> 00:41:30,510 Subscribers! 274 00:41:30,636 --> 00:41:34,389 I know something about motors. Let me have a look. 275 00:41:34,473 --> 00:41:36,641 - Here. - Is that the motor? 276 00:41:36,725 --> 00:41:39,102 Can't you tell one when you see one? 277 00:41:39,395 --> 00:41:41,104 Of course I can. Let me peruse it. 278 00:41:44,442 --> 00:41:46,609 - What do you think? - I think I burned my finger. 279 00:41:46,694 --> 00:41:49,487 Here, lads. Look at this. 280 00:41:49,572 --> 00:41:51,489 - What do you think it is? - Nothing. 281 00:41:51,574 --> 00:41:53,074 Looks like nothing. 282 00:41:53,159 --> 00:41:55,118 It's a local inhabitant. 283 00:41:55,411 --> 00:41:57,078 He's probably one of the nothings. 284 00:41:57,163 --> 00:41:59,456 At least that's something. 285 00:41:59,540 --> 00:42:01,458 - Let's show him our motor. - Steady on. 286 00:42:01,542 --> 00:42:03,751 You don't want to show your motor to just anybody. 287 00:42:03,836 --> 00:42:05,128 But this is a nobody. 288 00:42:05,421 --> 00:42:10,508 Medic, pedic, zed oblique, orphic, morphic, dorphic, Greek. 289 00:42:10,593 --> 00:42:13,470 Ad hoc, ad loc and quid pro quo. 290 00:42:13,554 --> 00:42:16,431 So little time, so much to know. 291 00:42:16,515 --> 00:42:17,849 Can you tell us where we're at? 292 00:42:17,975 --> 00:42:20,143 A true Socratic query, that. 293 00:42:20,436 --> 00:42:22,520 And who the Billy Shears are you? 294 00:42:22,605 --> 00:42:25,857 Who? Who indeed am I? 295 00:42:27,526 --> 00:42:28,776 Jeremy? 296 00:42:29,862 --> 00:42:31,196 Hillary? 297 00:42:32,031 --> 00:42:33,406 Boob? 298 00:42:33,532 --> 00:42:35,950 - Ph. D? - Who? 299 00:42:36,035 --> 00:42:38,495 Eminent physicist, polyglot, classicist, 300 00:42:38,579 --> 00:42:40,830 prize-winning botanist, hard biting satirist, 301 00:42:40,915 --> 00:42:44,501 - talented pianist, good dentist, too. - Lousy poet. 302 00:42:44,585 --> 00:42:46,211 Critic's voice, take your choice. 303 00:42:46,504 --> 00:42:49,214 - Must be one of them angry young men. - Or a daffy old creep. 304 00:42:49,548 --> 00:42:51,549 I, daffy old creep? 305 00:42:52,551 --> 00:42:56,554 - Do you speak English? - Old English, middle, a dialect, pure... 306 00:42:56,639 --> 00:42:59,891 - Well, do you speak English? - You know, I'm not sure. 307 00:42:59,975 --> 00:43:02,769 He's so smart, he doesn't even remember what he knows. 308 00:43:02,895 --> 00:43:04,729 Why don't we show him our motor? 309 00:43:04,813 --> 00:43:06,814 Should we really... show him our motor? 310 00:43:06,899 --> 00:43:08,525 He may not have seen one before. 311 00:43:08,609 --> 00:43:10,735 Turbo-prop, super-combustible spring. 312 00:43:10,861 --> 00:43:13,071 Metrocyclonic and stereophonic, 313 00:43:13,155 --> 00:43:16,658 this motor, I see, has a broken down thing. 314 00:43:18,118 --> 00:43:19,744 - He fixed it. - He fixed it? 315 00:43:19,870 --> 00:43:21,246 Great. Let's go. 316 00:43:23,082 --> 00:43:27,710 I must complete my bust, two novels, finish my blueprints, begin my beguine. 317 00:43:27,795 --> 00:43:30,505 Must you always talk in rhyme? 318 00:43:30,589 --> 00:43:34,759 If I spoke prose, you'd all find out, I don't know what I talk about. 319 00:43:34,885 --> 00:43:37,387 Ad hoc, ad loc and quid pro quo. 320 00:43:37,513 --> 00:43:39,597 So little time, so much to know. 321 00:43:40,891 --> 00:43:41,891 Hey, fellas. Look. 322 00:43:41,976 --> 00:43:44,602 The footnotes for my 19th book. 323 00:43:44,728 --> 00:43:46,729 This is my standard procedure for doing it. 324 00:43:46,814 --> 00:43:49,107 And while I compose it, I'm also reviewing it. 325 00:43:49,191 --> 00:43:52,151 - A boob for all seasons. - How can he lose? 326 00:43:52,278 --> 00:43:53,528 Were your notices good? 327 00:43:53,654 --> 00:43:55,530 It's my policy never to read my reviews. 328 00:43:55,614 --> 00:43:58,157 There must be a word for what he is. 329 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,359 Okay, men, all aboard. Let's go somewhere. 330 00:46:39,069 --> 00:46:40,278 What about him? 331 00:46:40,404 --> 00:46:42,905 He's happy enough going around in circles. 332 00:46:44,158 --> 00:46:45,783 Poor little fella. 333 00:46:46,326 --> 00:46:49,162 I don't know. Ringo's just a sentimentalist. 334 00:46:49,913 --> 00:46:52,248 Look at him. Can't he come with us? 335 00:46:56,462 --> 00:46:59,839 Mr. Boob, you can come with us, if you like. 336 00:46:59,965 --> 00:47:02,467 You mean, you'd take a Nowhere Man? 337 00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:04,135 Come on, we'll take you somewhere. 338 00:47:06,096 --> 00:47:08,222 Okay, Booby. Down the hatch. 339 00:47:08,307 --> 00:47:12,018 Down the hatch. A quite curious phrase. 340 00:47:12,144 --> 00:47:15,313 The middle South Midlands Victorian phase. 341 00:47:15,439 --> 00:47:18,149 Its usage undoubtedly on the increase. 342 00:47:18,233 --> 00:47:20,902 I must work it into my New Statesman piece. 343 00:47:20,986 --> 00:47:23,821 - That's the hatch, friend. - Indeed. 344 00:47:23,906 --> 00:47:26,365 Steady now, crew. Prepare to go forward. 345 00:47:27,117 --> 00:47:30,453 - Forward. - Forward. 346 00:47:30,746 --> 00:47:32,246 Forward! 347 00:47:48,263 --> 00:47:50,348 It's awfully quiet. What shall we do, Jeremy? 348 00:47:50,474 --> 00:47:56,145 Repair, revive, revamp, renew. Ipse dixit, just turn the screw. 349 00:48:12,788 --> 00:48:17,041 - Log sign, clog sign, big thingamabob. - What's he saying? 350 00:48:17,125 --> 00:48:19,502 - What's he doing? - Chewing gum will do the job. 351 00:48:19,795 --> 00:48:21,212 A turn of the screw, and all is... 352 00:48:22,130 --> 00:48:23,965 ...and all is new. 353 00:48:24,049 --> 00:48:25,842 I can't stop her. 354 00:48:25,926 --> 00:48:30,221 'H' is for hurry, 'E' is for ergent, 'L' is for love me... 355 00:48:30,305 --> 00:48:32,557 'P' is for... goodbye? 356 00:48:32,891 --> 00:48:35,935 - That was lovely, Jeremy. - We've lost the sub for good. 357 00:48:36,061 --> 00:48:38,145 - Or for bad. - Or for worse. 358 00:48:39,231 --> 00:48:42,316 - I'm sorry about that. - But he did fix the motor. 359 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,947 - Where are we? - It looks like the foothills. 360 00:48:48,073 --> 00:48:51,409 - The foothills of what? - The foothills of the headlands. 361 00:52:08,106 --> 00:52:11,609 - Carry on, lads, carry on. - Certainly was carrying on. 362 00:52:15,238 --> 00:52:19,033 - I feel a draft. - We must be near the Sea of Holes. 363 00:52:20,327 --> 00:52:23,120 Don't you think we should ask somebody for directions? 364 00:52:24,206 --> 00:52:26,123 Excuse us... 365 00:52:26,208 --> 00:52:27,708 Can you tell us the way to Pepperland? 366 00:52:32,214 --> 00:52:33,214 Thanks. 367 00:52:37,052 --> 00:52:38,219 Gosh, look at all this dust! 368 00:52:40,055 --> 00:52:41,472 Where did it come from? 369 00:52:41,556 --> 00:52:44,558 A chemical error and quite imprecise. This is a condiment... 370 00:52:44,643 --> 00:52:47,103 - Condi... - A spice. 371 00:52:47,187 --> 00:52:49,563 - He's right, you know. It's pepper. - Pepper? 372 00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:51,816 Pepper. 373 00:53:39,823 --> 00:53:41,407 John? 374 00:53:41,533 --> 00:53:43,200 Paul? 375 00:53:43,326 --> 00:53:44,994 George? 376 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,829 Is anybody home? 377 00:53:47,122 --> 00:53:49,206 - Where are we? - A holey sea. 378 00:53:49,291 --> 00:53:52,168 This place reminds me of Blackburn, Lancashire. 379 00:53:52,252 --> 00:53:53,252 Oh, boy... 380 00:53:54,296 --> 00:53:55,816 How many do you think there are in all? 381 00:53:55,881 --> 00:53:58,716 Enough to fill the Albert Hall. 382 00:53:59,384 --> 00:54:02,303 Didn't Old Fred mention something about the Sea of Holes 383 00:54:02,387 --> 00:54:04,555 - just before the Sea of Green? - Yeah. 384 00:54:04,681 --> 00:54:06,724 Through one of them slots must be the Sea of Green. 385 00:54:06,808 --> 00:54:08,893 But which? Which one? 386 00:54:10,145 --> 00:54:13,564 Thesis, antithesis, synthesis, 387 00:54:14,399 --> 00:54:16,901 causes of causal causation. 388 00:54:18,695 --> 00:54:23,741 Jeremy, what do you know about holes? 389 00:54:23,867 --> 00:54:27,244 There are simply no holes in my education. 390 00:54:28,246 --> 00:54:31,874 You mean you haven't composed a whole book? 391 00:54:32,167 --> 00:54:34,376 Great. What shall we do? 392 00:54:34,461 --> 00:54:36,879 Be empirical. Look. 393 00:54:37,172 --> 00:54:38,797 The booby's making more and more sense. 394 00:54:38,924 --> 00:54:40,758 It's getting better all the time. 395 00:54:40,884 --> 00:54:43,260 Great. Come on, let's all look for the Sea of Green. 396 00:54:43,345 --> 00:54:49,183 The Sea of Holes... into the Sea of Green. 397 00:54:51,603 --> 00:54:55,773 Hydrolate, verdant chrysodine. 398 00:54:55,857 --> 00:54:58,275 I think we're near the Sea of Green. 399 00:55:06,493 --> 00:55:09,328 I've got a hole in my pocket. 400 00:55:09,955 --> 00:55:12,081 Where's Jeremy? 401 00:55:12,207 --> 00:55:13,415 He was over there. 402 00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:16,252 - He's not here now. - He must have jumped ship, then. 403 00:55:16,336 --> 00:55:19,296 He wouldn't do that. He's our friend. 404 00:55:19,381 --> 00:55:23,842 Booby, Jeremy, Hillary, where are you? 405 00:55:44,322 --> 00:55:47,616 Pepperland. A bit salty around the edges. 406 00:55:47,701 --> 00:55:49,493 - Looks all dingy. - And drab. 407 00:55:49,619 --> 00:55:51,287 And quiet. 408 00:55:53,832 --> 00:55:55,249 Safe at last. 409 00:55:56,251 --> 00:55:58,919 And none the worse for our adventures. 410 00:55:59,004 --> 00:56:03,340 Reminiscent in many ways of the late Mr. Ulysses. 411 00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:08,637 There's an eye in the apples. 412 00:56:27,449 --> 00:56:29,325 There she blows! 413 00:56:32,620 --> 00:56:37,624 Lord Mayor, sir... I've made it, I'm back. 414 00:56:37,709 --> 00:56:40,377 - Who's this? - Our Lord Mayor. 415 00:56:41,338 --> 00:56:42,880 He's been bonked. 416 00:56:42,964 --> 00:56:46,550 Lord Mayor, sir... unbonk yourself. 417 00:56:48,053 --> 00:56:51,305 Even a little snatch of a tune might get him up again. 418 00:56:51,389 --> 00:56:52,890 All right, let's sing. 419 00:56:58,605 --> 00:57:01,482 Do I hear music? 420 00:57:02,567 --> 00:57:06,528 Do I see... Young Fred? 421 00:57:06,613 --> 00:57:08,739 You do, Lord Mayor. 422 00:57:10,533 --> 00:57:14,328 Bless my metronome. 423 00:57:14,412 --> 00:57:16,455 And did you bring help? 424 00:57:16,581 --> 00:57:19,333 Yes, yes. Look. 425 00:57:19,417 --> 00:57:22,795 Holy pizzicato, Young Fred. 426 00:57:24,422 --> 00:57:27,925 It's quite uncanny, your faces... 427 00:57:28,009 --> 00:57:29,426 We're quite cute, really. 428 00:57:29,511 --> 00:57:32,429 You could pass for the originals. 429 00:57:32,514 --> 00:57:34,348 We are the originals. 430 00:57:34,432 --> 00:57:38,519 No, no... Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. 431 00:57:38,603 --> 00:57:40,896 They couldn't be much with a name like that. 432 00:57:40,980 --> 00:57:41,980 Sergeant Pepper? 433 00:57:42,107 --> 00:57:46,777 You could impersonate them and rally the land to rebellion. 434 00:57:49,364 --> 00:57:51,990 Where are your instruments? 435 00:57:52,117 --> 00:57:55,119 - Lost in the Monstrous Sea. - Sea of Monsters. 436 00:57:55,412 --> 00:57:57,788 We'll get other instruments, Lord Mayor. 437 00:57:57,872 --> 00:57:59,665 Not a chance. 438 00:57:59,791 --> 00:58:04,378 The Meanies captured everything that maketh music. 439 00:58:04,462 --> 00:58:06,255 They hate music that much, do they? 440 00:58:06,381 --> 00:58:09,758 They shrink at the very sound. 441 00:58:20,812 --> 00:58:24,731 Okay, you guys. It's shrinking time in Pepperland. 442 01:00:16,678 --> 01:00:18,512 Aim, fire! 443 01:01:06,978 --> 01:01:08,687 He reminds me of my old English teacher. 444 01:01:08,813 --> 01:01:11,648 Look, if you must shout, shout quietly. 445 01:01:11,733 --> 01:01:13,942 - What do we do? - Coagulate with the crowd. 446 01:01:14,027 --> 01:01:17,237 Cut-outs at the ready. Then let's cut out. 447 01:01:36,007 --> 01:01:37,674 What a grand bandstand. 448 01:01:37,759 --> 01:01:39,239 That's where the gear's kept. Come on. 449 01:01:39,302 --> 01:01:40,302 Cavey, cavey. 450 01:02:04,619 --> 01:02:06,703 All right, the coast is clear. 451 01:02:07,372 --> 01:02:08,664 Now's our chance. 452 01:02:08,748 --> 01:02:11,708 - But how'll we get over? - Easy. Follow me. 453 01:02:23,262 --> 01:02:25,806 A-ha! You fools! 454 01:02:53,167 --> 01:02:55,377 It's not very light in here, is it? 455 01:02:55,670 --> 01:02:57,671 Shh! Keep the noise down. 456 01:02:58,756 --> 01:03:00,757 - Look what I found. - It's their uniforms. 457 01:03:00,842 --> 01:03:03,301 - Nice bit of gear, that. - They'll look great on, eh? 458 01:03:03,428 --> 01:03:06,847 - Dey will, won't dey? - Won't dey, dough. 459 01:03:07,849 --> 01:03:12,310 - How do I look? - Groovy. How about me? 460 01:03:12,437 --> 01:03:15,981 - Bad scene, lads. We're surrounded. - Oh, heck. 461 01:03:17,108 --> 01:03:19,317 A million billion Meanies. 462 01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,030 They're coming this way. 463 01:03:24,115 --> 01:03:25,449 Hide! 464 01:04:03,488 --> 01:04:05,864 - Do you think they heard us? - I hope not. 465 01:04:05,990 --> 01:04:07,657 - What did you say? - Shh! 466 01:04:07,784 --> 01:04:08,950 Good plan. 467 01:04:31,224 --> 01:04:33,350 Look. They're all asleep. 468 01:04:33,434 --> 01:04:36,853 They look cute when they're asleep. Almost human. 469 01:04:36,979 --> 01:04:39,231 - Come on. Let's get out of here. - On tiptoe. 470 01:04:44,278 --> 01:04:47,781 - Tiptoe through the Meanies... - Shh! 471 01:04:53,538 --> 01:04:54,871 Let's exude. 472 01:05:59,020 --> 01:06:00,729 Relax, lads. Not a Meanie in sight. 473 01:06:00,855 --> 01:06:04,274 - Not even a teeny Meanie. - Not even a teeny-weeny Meanie. 474 01:06:04,358 --> 01:06:08,612 - Look. Breakfast. - I'm dying for a bit of brekky. 475 01:06:12,950 --> 01:06:14,242 Look out. 476 01:06:20,207 --> 01:06:24,294 Sound off, one, two, three, four... 477 01:06:24,962 --> 01:06:27,297 - One, two, three, four... - Five. 478 01:06:28,215 --> 01:06:29,424 Five? 479 01:06:33,137 --> 01:06:36,139 - Sound off, one, two, three... - Four. 480 01:06:36,223 --> 01:06:37,891 - One, two, three... - Four. 481 01:06:37,975 --> 01:06:39,935 - One, two... - Three. 482 01:06:40,394 --> 01:06:41,645 - Three? - Two. 483 01:06:41,938 --> 01:06:43,647 - Two? - One. 484 01:06:43,940 --> 01:06:44,940 One? 485 01:06:46,025 --> 01:06:48,068 Are you Bluish? 486 01:06:49,570 --> 01:06:51,780 You don't look Bluish. 487 01:06:51,906 --> 01:06:53,281 Run for it. 488 01:07:16,931 --> 01:07:19,015 Right, men. We've made it. 489 01:07:20,101 --> 01:07:22,310 - Instruments at the ready. - Okay, on the beat. 490 01:07:22,395 --> 01:07:26,064 A-one, a-two, a-three, a-four, a-five, a-six. 491 01:07:26,190 --> 01:07:28,942 - Can't you make it three? - All right. 492 01:07:29,026 --> 01:07:32,112 On the beat of three... A-one, a-two, a-three... 493 01:08:45,603 --> 01:08:50,065 It's wonderful to be here, it's certainly a thrill. 494 01:08:50,149 --> 01:08:52,442 You're such a lovely audience, 495 01:08:53,486 --> 01:08:55,612 we'd like to take you home with us. 496 01:08:55,738 --> 01:08:57,447 We'd love to take you home. 497 01:09:54,505 --> 01:10:00,510 - The hills are alive... ...with the sound of music. 498 01:10:10,146 --> 01:10:14,649 Who is responsible for this? 499 01:10:16,193 --> 01:10:17,694 Rimsky Korsakov? 500 01:10:30,541 --> 01:10:32,167 Guy Lombardo? 501 01:10:36,172 --> 01:10:41,217 My dear friend... 502 01:10:43,429 --> 01:10:51,269 let us not forget that heaven is blue. 503 01:10:52,188 --> 01:10:54,314 Tomorrow, the world! 504 01:10:55,149 --> 01:11:02,405 Bring in my Bloobers. 505 01:11:09,455 --> 01:11:13,791 - Who? - Who? 506 01:11:29,225 --> 01:11:31,267 There you are, 507 01:11:32,353 --> 01:11:37,190 my little Glovey-dovey. 508 01:11:38,275 --> 01:11:42,278 Go get thee hence 509 01:11:42,363 --> 01:11:45,865 and destroy yon upstarts. 510 01:11:47,284 --> 01:11:50,245 Smash them! Squash them! 511 01:11:50,329 --> 01:11:53,414 Crash them! 512 01:11:56,252 --> 01:12:01,923 Oblue-terate them! 513 01:12:12,685 --> 01:12:15,436 Here, your Blueness, have some nasty medicine. 514 01:12:21,402 --> 01:12:24,362 The Glove, the Glove, the Glove! 515 01:12:24,488 --> 01:12:30,451 - Glove? - Glove? 516 01:12:32,830 --> 01:12:34,664 He's a clever lad, isn't he? 517 01:12:38,252 --> 01:12:39,877 Open your mouth, it won't hurt. 518 01:12:40,838 --> 01:12:43,339 John, you haven't half got a big mouth, haven't you? 519 01:12:43,424 --> 01:12:45,341 It's easy. All you need is love. 520 01:14:48,132 --> 01:14:51,717 Go, Glove, lovely Glove. 521 01:14:51,802 --> 01:14:54,470 You took the words right out of my mouth, John. 522 01:14:55,013 --> 01:14:57,140 Hey, wait, and watch. 523 01:14:59,059 --> 01:15:01,144 It's all in the mind, you know. 524 01:15:43,854 --> 01:15:46,731 Hey, that's a funny place to leave a goldfish bowl. 525 01:15:50,944 --> 01:15:52,487 In Pepperland, all things are possible. 526 01:15:52,571 --> 01:15:54,906 - It's not a goldfish bowl. - Just a big glass bowl, then. 527 01:15:55,032 --> 01:15:57,867 - It's blue glass. - It must be from Kentucky. 528 01:16:04,082 --> 01:16:05,416 There's something inside. 529 01:16:05,542 --> 01:16:06,853 - Four fellas. - What are they doing there? 530 01:16:06,877 --> 01:16:08,586 They're not having a ball, that's for sure. 531 01:16:08,712 --> 01:16:10,588 - It can't be. - It's us. 532 01:16:10,714 --> 01:16:12,548 - But we're here. - It's Sgt. Pepper's... 533 01:16:12,674 --> 01:16:13,735 - Lonely... - Hearts Club... 534 01:16:13,759 --> 01:16:14,759 Band. 535 01:16:14,885 --> 01:16:16,761 The resemblance is truly striking. 536 01:16:16,887 --> 01:16:18,888 If I could come in here... 537 01:16:18,972 --> 01:16:23,434 I think the theory put forward by Einstein could well be applied here. 538 01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:26,812 The people in the ball are obviously extensions of our own personalities, 539 01:16:26,897 --> 01:16:28,648 suspended, as it were, in time, 540 01:16:28,774 --> 01:16:32,193 frozen in space, according to the now famous Theory of Relativity, 541 01:16:32,486 --> 01:16:35,571 which, briefly explained, is simply a matter of taking two eggs... 542 01:16:35,697 --> 01:16:37,073 - John! ...beating lightly 543 01:16:37,157 --> 01:16:38,593 and adding a little salt and pepper... 544 01:16:38,617 --> 01:16:40,576 - John! - George? 545 01:16:40,661 --> 01:16:42,495 - How do we get them out? - Break the glass. 546 01:16:43,580 --> 01:16:46,123 - We can't. It's Beatle-proof. - Nothing is Beatle-proof. 547 01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:49,252 Have you got your drumsticks with you? A drum break might shatter it. 548 01:16:49,545 --> 01:16:51,231 - No, I haven't. - Have a look in your pocket. 549 01:16:51,255 --> 01:16:54,549 I've got a hole in my pocket. 550 01:16:54,633 --> 01:16:57,677 I wonder if... Yeah, it still works. 551 01:16:57,761 --> 01:16:59,554 Ringo, we take back all we said. 552 01:16:59,638 --> 01:17:02,181 You're a genius, a sheer genius. 553 01:17:02,266 --> 01:17:04,767 I know, I know, I know. 554 01:17:06,103 --> 01:17:07,853 - Like coloured telly. - Like crystal. 555 01:17:07,938 --> 01:17:09,146 They're decanting. 556 01:17:20,284 --> 01:17:21,534 Hello, brother. 557 01:17:22,661 --> 01:17:24,954 Yeah, without a doubt. 558 01:17:25,664 --> 01:17:28,916 - We're the spitting image of each other. - Golly, yeah. 559 01:17:29,710 --> 01:17:32,962 I'm led to believe that you're an extension of my personality. 560 01:17:33,046 --> 01:17:36,882 - Yes, I'm the alter-ego man. - And I'm the ego man, goo goo, g'joob. 561 01:17:37,843 --> 01:17:39,302 I'm glad you asked me that. 562 01:17:39,595 --> 01:17:42,305 Because as a matter of fact there's a war on. 563 01:17:42,598 --> 01:17:45,224 Then, brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence. 564 01:17:45,309 --> 01:17:46,601 Shall we hence? 565 01:17:46,685 --> 01:17:48,644 Let's not waste time sitting on the hence. 566 01:17:48,729 --> 01:17:51,314 Beatles to battle. Charge! 567 01:18:11,126 --> 01:18:13,836 - We're surrounded. - Nice dog, though. 568 01:20:56,166 --> 01:20:58,334 What do you say? Sing it. 569 01:21:00,170 --> 01:21:01,253 Do you know any more? 570 01:21:19,022 --> 01:21:20,439 Play it! 571 01:21:33,203 --> 01:21:35,246 Jeremy, can it be you? 572 01:21:35,372 --> 01:21:39,458 Can it be me? I think you'd better inquire of the guards, 573 01:21:39,543 --> 01:21:41,794 for when I was captured, they took all my cards. 574 01:21:41,878 --> 01:21:43,254 Shh, that's enough, Jeremy. 575 01:21:49,845 --> 01:21:53,264 - The whole world's being attacked. - What do you want me to do? 576 01:21:53,390 --> 01:21:55,808 Do you recommend fisticuffs versus the guard? 577 01:21:57,143 --> 01:21:58,936 Oh, guard! 578 01:21:59,062 --> 01:22:00,896 Blue Meanio! 579 01:22:02,232 --> 01:22:04,275 Left to the nostril, right uppercut, 580 01:22:04,401 --> 01:22:06,485 right to the eyebrow, left to the gut. 581 01:22:12,576 --> 01:22:13,909 Jeremy! 582 01:22:16,162 --> 01:22:17,371 Come on, Ringo! 583 01:22:22,919 --> 01:22:25,087 Get back! Get back! 584 01:22:25,964 --> 01:22:28,966 Once more unto the breach, dear Meanies! 585 01:22:30,260 --> 01:22:33,804 You're advancing the wrong way! Retreat backwards! 586 01:22:33,930 --> 01:22:36,223 Get back there now! 587 01:22:37,434 --> 01:22:39,351 My kingdom for a horse! 588 01:22:52,282 --> 01:22:55,451 I think I'll tear him up into little pieces. 589 01:22:55,535 --> 01:22:56,952 He does, does he? 590 01:22:57,037 --> 01:23:00,497 Yes, I think I'll make a blueburger out of him. 591 01:23:00,624 --> 01:23:02,625 Ha-ha, I don't care what you think. 592 01:23:04,085 --> 01:23:05,961 You don't, eh? 593 01:23:06,046 --> 01:23:09,590 We'll soon see about that. 594 01:23:13,637 --> 01:23:15,971 He does in truth seem quite annoyed, 595 01:23:16,056 --> 01:23:19,224 some reference material before I'm destroyed. 596 01:23:20,894 --> 01:23:24,146 Where ground is soft most often grows, 597 01:23:24,230 --> 01:23:28,984 Arise, arise, arouse, a rose. 598 01:23:29,486 --> 01:23:31,028 A rosy nose? 599 01:23:32,614 --> 01:23:35,407 Speak your last piece! 600 01:23:35,492 --> 01:23:39,495 Peace, peace, supplant the doom and the gloom. 601 01:23:39,579 --> 01:23:41,789 Turn off what is sour, 602 01:23:41,915 --> 01:23:45,334 turn into a flower and bloom, bloom. 603 01:23:45,418 --> 01:23:49,380 Ha-ha, bloom, ha-ha, bloom, bloom, bloom... 604 01:24:07,315 --> 01:24:11,110 First time I saw that Nowhere Man, that nobody, 605 01:24:11,194 --> 01:24:14,613 - I knew he was somebody. - You're right. 606 01:24:14,698 --> 01:24:16,615 Hello there, blue people. 607 01:24:17,659 --> 01:24:19,284 Won't you join us? 608 01:24:19,369 --> 01:24:22,287 Buck up, and otherwise go mingle. 609 01:24:23,665 --> 01:24:26,041 - What do you say? - Max? 610 01:24:26,126 --> 01:24:27,459 Your Blue... 611 01:24:27,544 --> 01:24:30,379 I mean, your Newness! 612 01:24:30,463 --> 01:24:34,133 It's no longer a blue world, Max. 613 01:24:34,217 --> 01:24:36,301 Where could we go? 614 01:24:37,053 --> 01:24:38,470 Argentina? 615 01:24:38,555 --> 01:24:39,972 Are you with us? 616 01:24:41,057 --> 01:24:42,641 Will you join? 617 01:24:42,726 --> 01:24:46,562 - Shall we? - No! 618 01:24:51,234 --> 01:24:53,068 Yes, your Newness! 619 01:24:53,153 --> 01:24:58,073 - Yes, Max... - Yes. 620 01:24:58,158 --> 01:25:01,994 Oh, yes is a word with a glorious ring, 621 01:25:02,078 --> 01:25:04,997 A true, universal, euphonious thing. 622 01:25:05,081 --> 01:25:08,584 In genders embracing and chasing of blues, 623 01:25:08,668 --> 01:25:14,256 the very best word for the whole world to use. Ha-ha! 624 01:25:14,382 --> 01:25:16,633 Yes, let us mix, Max. 625 01:25:17,677 --> 01:25:20,054 I've never admitted it before, 626 01:25:20,138 --> 01:25:23,182 but my cousin is the Bluebird of Happiness. 627 01:27:53,374 --> 01:27:55,918 - Catchy tune, that. - I can't seem to get it out of my head. 628 01:27:56,252 --> 01:27:59,087 - Then shake it. - That's what we've been doing all night. 629 01:27:59,214 --> 01:28:00,756 Yeah, it was a great party. 630 01:28:00,882 --> 01:28:03,175 And we brought back lots of lovely souvenirs. 631 01:28:03,259 --> 01:28:06,595 - Here is the motor. - And I've got a little love. 632 01:28:06,679 --> 01:28:09,514 - And I've got a hole in my pocket. - A hole? 633 01:28:09,599 --> 01:28:13,185 Half a hole, anyway. I gave the rest to Jeremy. 634 01:28:13,269 --> 01:28:15,229 What can he do with half a hole? 635 01:28:15,313 --> 01:28:18,357 Fix it to keep his mind from wandering. 636 01:28:19,609 --> 01:28:21,068 Look at John, will you? 637 01:28:21,194 --> 01:28:23,278 What's the matter, John? Blue Meanies? 638 01:28:23,404 --> 01:28:25,239 Newer and bluer Meanies have been sighted 639 01:28:25,323 --> 01:28:27,241 within the vicinity of this theatre. 640 01:28:27,325 --> 01:28:28,742 There's only one way to go out. 641 01:28:28,826 --> 01:28:30,118 - How's that? - Singing. 642 01:28:30,245 --> 01:28:32,287 One... two... three... four 46736

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