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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,470 --> 00:00:03,340 I don’t know how it happened all so fast, 2 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,810 but she seems to know about all my hobbies, and sometimes... 3 00:00:05,890 --> 00:00:07,550 ...more about my hobbies than I do. 4 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:10,260 That’s a good thing, right? 5 00:00:10,980 --> 00:00:13,180 I mean, one of the reasons why Charles and I got together... 6 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:15,020 ...was 'cause we had so much in common. 7 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:16,380 Oh, yeah, like what? 8 00:00:16,460 --> 00:00:18,520 We both want security, 9 00:00:18,930 --> 00:00:20,520 family values, 10 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,330 and then we both love puppies. 11 00:00:22,410 --> 00:00:24,970 Wow, sounds like a really passionate relationship. 12 00:00:25,430 --> 00:00:26,870 Oh, yeah, 'cause goldfish... 13 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:30,040 ...is a far more passionate foundation for a relationship. 14 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:31,680 That would be tropical fish. 15 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,530 With a dash of voodoo. 16 00:00:34,110 --> 00:00:36,830 Okay, I admit she’s a little weird. 17 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,400 But at least she’s not boring. 18 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:40,290 Charles isn’t boring. 19 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:41,630 I didn’t say he was. 20 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:44,480 Yeah, you didn’t. 21 00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:46,730 Okay, anyway, my point is... 22 00:00:46,810 --> 00:00:48,990 ...I don’t how or why it happened, 23 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:51,070 but she just said it. 24 00:00:53,260 --> 00:00:55,370 I don’t want this to come out the wrong way, 25 00:00:55,450 --> 00:00:57,110 but I really had a nice night tonight. 26 00:00:58,440 --> 00:00:59,830 You can be quite funny... 27 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,930 ...in a really dark, dry sort of way. 28 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:04,970 Thanks. 29 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,210 I think. 30 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,150 Maybe I have a little dark side, too. 31 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,190 That's what I like about you. 32 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:14,080 Actually, you know what? 33 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,110 What? 34 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:16,710 I think I love you. 35 00:01:23,590 --> 00:01:25,670 She said "I think" I love you? 36 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,750 So she’s unsure, is that it? 37 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:31,460 How am I supposed to know? You’re a woman, you’re supposed to tell me. 38 00:01:32,270 --> 00:01:33,820 What did you say back? 39 00:01:34,630 --> 00:01:35,460 Nothing. 40 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:36,890 I was in shock. 41 00:01:37,410 --> 00:01:39,370 That’s terrible, Jimmy! 42 00:01:39,690 --> 00:01:43,030 She’s gone out on a limb, laid out her heart, and you just ignore it! 43 00:01:44,090 --> 00:01:47,520 May I remind you that you’re defending a woman whom you despise? 44 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,400 Yeah, but she’s still a woman. 45 00:01:53,070 --> 00:01:54,550 Are you all right, Jane? 46 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:57,650 Yeah. It’s just... 47 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,270 I said the same thing last week to Charles. 48 00:02:25,670 --> 00:02:26,640 I think... 49 00:02:29,670 --> 00:02:30,870 ...I love you. 50 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:36,150 I’m sorry. 51 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,380 I think I’ve drunk too much wine. 52 00:02:38,460 --> 00:02:40,050 What am I saying! 53 00:02:42,350 --> 00:02:45,360 So, he didn’t say anything? 54 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:46,630 No. 55 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:49,010 But you meant it? 56 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:52,350 Of course I meant it. You wouldn’t say it if you didn’t mean it. 57 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:56,070 Well, you did say "I think" I love you, 58 00:02:56,150 --> 00:02:59,350 so did you think you meant it or did you feel it? 59 00:03:00,490 --> 00:03:02,810 I think I feel it and I feel I think it. 60 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,090 That’s as bad as not saying anything. 61 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:06,790 Shut up. 62 00:03:07,340 --> 00:03:09,540 You also said that you had drunk too much, 63 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:11,620 so you could have been drunk talking. 64 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:12,530 No? 65 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,820 I guess that's possible. 66 00:03:16,650 --> 00:03:19,010 But why didn’t he answer the question? 67 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:21,070 He was in shock. 68 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,310 I mean, why do you women always have to say the L word... 69 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:25,480 ...out of the blue? 70 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,360 It wasn’t out of the blue. 71 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:29,150 It's not the first time. 72 00:03:29,770 --> 00:03:30,690 What? 73 00:03:31,390 --> 00:03:33,320 You’ve only been going out three months. 74 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,900 Well, he did do something kinda weird. 75 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:38,670 He kinda mouthed "I love you" back, 76 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:41,070 but he didn’t actually say it. 77 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:43,880 I couldn’t hear it. 78 00:03:49,110 --> 00:03:50,970 What? Did you say something? 79 00:03:52,090 --> 00:03:53,720 Say it again, I didn’t hear you. 80 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,820 Please, I didn’t hear you. 81 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,900 So you think he’s unsure or that he really doesn’t love me? 82 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,100 No, I think... 83 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:12,150 Look, when I said I was in shock, I didn’t mean that I didn’t feel anything. 84 00:04:13,180 --> 00:04:14,630 I just couldn’t answer right away. 85 00:04:14,710 --> 00:04:18,120 Men don’t express themselves that way, you know. It's unmanly. 86 00:04:18,580 --> 00:04:20,460 I guess he’s just getting vulnerable, right? 87 00:04:20,810 --> 00:04:21,650 Yeah. Maybe. 88 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,610 Maybe? 89 00:04:23,690 --> 00:04:25,600 No, he must be. I think. 90 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,210 Thanks for the assurance, Jimmy. 91 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,450 That’s what friends are for. 92 00:04:33,260 --> 00:04:35,130 So you finally got the L word. 93 00:04:35,570 --> 00:04:37,510 I’m surprised it took her so long. 94 00:04:37,990 --> 00:04:39,880 Hey, but you did the right thing. 95 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:41,930 Not saying anything is the first step. 96 00:04:42,270 --> 00:04:43,760 But you can't keep doing that. 97 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,390 If you do, she’ll get really hurt. 98 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:48,540 Now you have to learn the oldest trick in the book. 99 00:04:49,090 --> 00:04:49,920 What’s that? 100 00:04:50,340 --> 00:04:53,070 No guy ever wants to say the L word. Ever. 101 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:54,750 Ever? 102 00:04:55,030 --> 00:04:56,880 Yeah. Not that I know of. 103 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:58,550 I’ve never wanted to say it. 104 00:04:58,630 --> 00:04:59,540 Have you? 105 00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:01,960 No. 106 00:05:02,710 --> 00:05:03,540 Never. 107 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,560 See? 108 00:05:04,780 --> 00:05:08,220 So when they, women, do say it, and they will, 109 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:09,930 and you have to reply, 110 00:05:10,470 --> 00:05:12,330 there are ways around it. 111 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:15,700 I love you. 112 00:05:16,470 --> 00:05:18,620 Don't ruin the moment with spoken words. 113 00:05:19,390 --> 00:05:20,430 I love you. 114 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,810 Oh, my gosh, I just noticed your new highlights. 115 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,850 They're absolutely gorgeous. 116 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:26,790 I love you. 117 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:29,150 Thank you. 118 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,600 That way, you never lie. 119 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:34,850 But you can only do that for so long. 120 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,890 That’s when you move to step two. 121 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,440 Just say the word colorful. 122 00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:41,900 Colorful. 123 00:05:42,290 --> 00:05:43,120 Now watch me. 124 00:05:44,890 --> 00:05:45,980 I love you. 125 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,010 Colorful. 126 00:05:48,790 --> 00:05:50,640 Now I'll just mouth the words. 127 00:05:57,770 --> 00:05:58,920 That’s brilliant! 128 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,840 -It’s exactly the same -Right? 129 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,880 So you just mouth the word... 130 00:06:04,450 --> 00:06:06,100 ...colorful back. 131 00:06:07,340 --> 00:06:08,340 Here, let me try. 132 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:12,320 Colorful. 133 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,650 Colorful. 134 00:06:17,590 --> 00:06:18,990 Colorful. 135 00:06:20,490 --> 00:06:22,490 You don't say it actually. 136 00:06:22,570 --> 00:06:24,060 You just mouth it. 137 00:06:25,170 --> 00:06:26,010 Okay. 138 00:06:32,990 --> 00:06:33,860 Try. 139 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:37,740 Just mouth it. 140 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:38,870 Colorful... 141 00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:40,200 I can't do it! 142 00:06:40,830 --> 00:06:42,880 Didn't you ever do any kung fu dubbing? 143 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:44,240 No. What's that? 144 00:06:45,930 --> 00:06:46,940 You insult my family. 145 00:06:47,810 --> 00:06:48,800 Prepare to die! 146 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:51,160 How do you do that? 147 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:53,730 Practice, dude, practice. 148 00:07:19,150 --> 00:07:21,130 So how was lunch with Jane the other day? 149 00:07:22,590 --> 00:07:23,800 How did you know about that? 150 00:07:24,470 --> 00:07:25,700 It was in your calendar. 151 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:26,810 You had a reminder. 152 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:28,550 Must have been important. 153 00:07:28,770 --> 00:07:30,970 You look at my calendar? 154 00:07:31,170 --> 00:07:32,000 Yes. 155 00:07:36,030 --> 00:07:37,050 So how was it? 156 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,230 It was good. 157 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:42,750 She’s a good friend. We talk a lot. 158 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:44,770 Did you talk about me? 159 00:07:45,450 --> 00:07:48,070 I don't know how or why it happened, but... 160 00:07:48,650 --> 00:07:49,740 ...she just said it. 161 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,810 She said "I think" I love you? 162 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:55,650 So she’s unsure, is that it? 163 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:58,400 How am I supposed to know. You’re a woman, you’re supposed to tell me. 164 00:07:58,880 --> 00:07:59,710 Jimmy? 165 00:08:00,890 --> 00:08:03,320 Yeah, we did talk a little about you. 166 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,590 Look at me. 167 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:11,440 I think I love you. 168 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:20,160 Wow, I didn’t realize your highlights... 169 00:08:20,670 --> 00:08:21,640 ...were so... 170 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,040 ...highlighted. 171 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:26,150 Jimmy? 172 00:08:28,190 --> 00:08:29,360 I love you. 173 00:08:33,450 --> 00:08:34,280 Did you hear me? 174 00:08:35,310 --> 00:08:36,760 I just said I love you. 175 00:08:38,870 --> 00:08:41,710 Don’t ruin the moment with words. 176 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,700 What moment? 177 00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:47,160 Thank you? 178 00:08:48,010 --> 00:08:49,300 I just said I love you. 179 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:57,010 Colorful. 180 00:08:58,340 --> 00:09:00,150 Did you just say colorful? 181 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:02,450 Your eyes are so colorful... 182 00:09:02,530 --> 00:09:03,520 They’re brown. 183 00:09:04,850 --> 00:09:07,250 -But there are so many shades of... -Just save it! 184 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,440 You said it would work! 185 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:16,730 You bastard! 186 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,860 It does work if you do it right. 187 00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:20,710 You gotta mouth it, not say it! 188 00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:23,840 You blew it, and you call yourself an actor! 189 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:24,940 You blew it! 190 00:09:25,030 --> 00:09:26,680 -It's your fault! -No, you blew it! 191 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,230 So, it was all Bob’s fault. 192 00:09:29,810 --> 00:09:31,560 But you tried it on Lingual. 193 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:34,490 Well, she just kept asking me, so what was I supposed to do? 194 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:37,800 I just said I love you. 195 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,250 Colorful. 196 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,810 Did you just say colorful? 197 00:09:45,780 --> 00:09:46,610 Jane? 198 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:49,080 Jane! 199 00:09:50,970 --> 00:09:51,970 I think... 200 00:09:52,740 --> 00:09:54,420 ...that’s what Charles did. 201 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:56,510 He was saying... 202 00:09:57,180 --> 00:10:00,780 Colorful. 203 00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:02,600 Colorful. 204 00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:05,910 That’s what he did. 205 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:07,950 That’s what he was saying. 206 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:10,970 No, Jane. You... 207 00:10:11,050 --> 00:10:12,430 You don’t know that. 208 00:10:12,510 --> 00:10:13,640 I mean, that’s the beauty. 209 00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:16,620 I mean... 210 00:10:17,190 --> 00:10:19,940 He could just as easily have been saying the... 211 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:22,420 You know, the... 212 00:10:23,050 --> 00:10:24,150 ...L word. 213 00:10:32,690 --> 00:10:34,470 Oh, Lingual’s waiting for you. 214 00:10:36,290 --> 00:10:37,970 Why didn’t she just go in? 215 00:10:38,690 --> 00:10:39,790 She doesn’t have a key. 216 00:10:40,420 --> 00:10:41,570 But I have a key. 217 00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:42,520 Yeah, you’re different. 218 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:46,840 Well, I better go. Have fun. 219 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:49,100 You gonna be okay? 220 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:52,040 Yeah, of course. 221 00:10:58,380 --> 00:11:01,360 That’s not the end of it, 'cause even if you avoid the L word, 222 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:04,350 sooner or later, they want to define the relationship. 223 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,910 What's your relationship with Jane? 224 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:11,410 And there's a way around that? 225 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:13,250 Oh, yeah. 226 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:20,020 We're all friends. Bob and I have been friends with her since college. 227 00:11:21,230 --> 00:11:22,620 Define old friends. 228 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:25,330 Lingual... 229 00:11:25,860 --> 00:11:27,180 Then define our relationship. 230 00:11:28,970 --> 00:11:30,390 There are various things you could say, 231 00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:33,000 but it's kinda all the same diversion tactic. 232 00:11:33,350 --> 00:11:36,200 So if she said define the relationship, 233 00:11:36,610 --> 00:11:37,530 you would say? 234 00:11:37,610 --> 00:11:39,760 Where do you think we are or... 235 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:44,040 ...this is so unique, it defies definition or... 236 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:48,520 ...this is special. Don’t you enjoy what we have? Or... 237 00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:51,050 ...it’s not so black and white. 238 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:54,660 This is so special. The minute we put a label on it, 239 00:11:54,740 --> 00:11:55,640 we taint it. 240 00:11:56,930 --> 00:11:58,280 That is so good! 241 00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:00,670 Jimmy? 242 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,050 I asked you a question. 243 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,930 Define our relationship. 244 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:12,680 Well, where do you think we are? 245 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,920 I mean, this is so... 246 00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:18,060 ...unique, 247 00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:21,250 what we have, that it defies definition. 248 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,770 And it is so... 249 00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:27,830 ...special, 250 00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:31,200 what we have, that if you put a label on it, 251 00:12:31,950 --> 00:12:33,170 you would taint it. 252 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,140 You sound like Bob. 253 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,510 Look, simple question... 254 00:12:42,590 --> 00:12:44,170 ...will we get married someday? 255 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:45,430 Yes or no? 256 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,180 And that’s what it all comes down to. 257 00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:50,730 Do you want to marry them? 258 00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:56,270 Are you gonna marry me... 259 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,030 ...someday? 260 00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:03,700 And the answer is almost always... 261 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:04,850 ...no. 262 00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:07,930 We just might not be able to say it, but they hear it. 263 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,770 Lingual, please come out. 264 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:23,890 Don’t do anything stupid in there, okay? 265 00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:27,850 Come on, Lingual, come out. 266 00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:28,760 Please. 267 00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:33,970 Lingual. 268 00:13:40,610 --> 00:13:41,450 Bob. 269 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,880 You have some explaining to do. 270 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,640 Nice to see you, too, Jane. 271 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:50,650 Bob, please explain this mouthing colorful thing you taught Jimmy. 272 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,230 What colorful thing? 273 00:13:53,730 --> 00:13:56,260 Where you mouth colorful instead of saying I love you. 274 00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:59,080 I have no idea what you're talking about. 275 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,970 Bob, Jimmy told me you taught him to do it... 276 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,230 ...to use on Lingual. 277 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,680 That guy has such a big mouth! 278 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,560 What, so now you’re lying, too? 279 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,540 No! 280 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:11,480 He broke the gentleman’s code. 281 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,780 Yeah, but you’re teaching him to lie... 282 00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:16,480 ...by saying colorful instead of I love you. 283 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,800 No, we’re not lying. That’s the point. 284 00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:20,360 We're about being honest... 285 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,830 ...even when we're backed into a corner. 286 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,030 So... 287 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,440 ...he doesn’t really love me. 288 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,440 Who? Jimmy or your boyfriend? 289 00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:30,880 Charles, of course. 290 00:14:33,450 --> 00:14:35,860 Did Jimmy really say colorful to Lingual? 291 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:40,800 Colorful. 292 00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:42,870 Did you just say colorful? 293 00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:44,960 I told him mouth it. 294 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,630 Any monkey can do it. 295 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,040 So he can’t mouth it without vocalizing? 296 00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:53,150 No. He practiced a whole day, Jane. 297 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:54,240 All day? 298 00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:59,870 Colorful. Colorful. Colorful. 299 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,540 So, he doesn’t really love her? 300 00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:08,540 No. 301 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,340 Oh, it's a good thing he's not lying. 302 00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:12,470 Exactly. 303 00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:15,960 But if he doesn’t love her, why is he with her? 304 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:20,200 Well, if Charles doesn’t love you, 305 00:15:20,290 --> 00:15:21,700 why are you still with him? 306 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,880 -Why are you always here? -They’re my friends. 307 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,130 -Don’t you have a boyfriend? -Don’t you have any manners? 308 00:15:32,410 --> 00:15:33,940 You’re always getting in the way. 309 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,130 -What? -You heard me. 310 00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:43,850 It’s the most infuriating thing. 311 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,560 Why do women have to define it? 312 00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:47,950 They ruin such a good thing so early! 313 00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:49,230 It’s like an ultimatum. 314 00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:50,140 Exactly. 315 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,410 What begins as a nice, great relationship, 316 00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:58,250 where you’re just dating, finding out about each other and building trust, 317 00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:00,390 then turns into an... 318 00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:02,060 ...interrogation. 319 00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:04,520 And you end up finding ways of avoiding them. 320 00:16:11,110 --> 00:16:12,340 Hey, Lingual. 321 00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:14,390 Hi. 322 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,640 What are you doing here? 323 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,570 How did you get in? 324 00:16:16,650 --> 00:16:17,550 Bob let me in. 325 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,950 I wasn’t expecting you tonight. 326 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,380 Do you have to expect me to see me? 327 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,360 Well, it's just that I have other plans tonight. 328 00:16:27,990 --> 00:16:28,820 Like what? 329 00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:30,060 Like... 330 00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:33,790 ...anything! 331 00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:35,650 Like, do I have to tell you? 332 00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:37,530 I think I deserve to know. 333 00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:39,380 I am your girlfriend... 334 00:16:39,630 --> 00:16:40,630 ...aren’t I? 335 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,090 Well... 336 00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:43,690 Yeah, we’re dating. 337 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,590 See, this is exactly what I want to know. 338 00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:49,410 Am I at the stage where I need book an appointment in order to see you? 339 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,960 Does Jane have to book an appointment? 340 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,650 Why is this always about Jane? 341 00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:55,400 Because she's got a key! 342 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:58,100 Everything has to be defined. 343 00:16:58,390 --> 00:17:00,630 Like, why does she have a key while I don’t have a key? 344 00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:03,800 Why does she get to pop over whenever when I have to make an appointment? 345 00:17:04,070 --> 00:17:06,970 It ruins a perfectly good start, 346 00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:09,170 and they make everything into this big issue. 347 00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:13,320 Jane even wanted to know the definition of your relationship with Lingual. 348 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,640 It never stops. 349 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,920 Wait, Jane asked about Lingual and me? 350 00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:18,330 Yeah. 351 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,180 She wanted to know why you’re still with her? 352 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:21,620 Well, 353 00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:23,620 'cause I find her funny. 354 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,140 She’s funny, 355 00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:28,140 she’s surprising, 356 00:17:28,990 --> 00:17:32,420 she says some things that just knocks me out of the park. 357 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:34,750 You should know what I mean. 358 00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:36,560 I do. 359 00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:38,750 But do you love her? 360 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:51,810 Oh, hey. 361 00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:53,100 Morning. 362 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,450 Wow. 363 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,510 Breakfast. 364 00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:58,630 For me? 365 00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:08,800 Wow. Good. 366 00:18:11,110 --> 00:18:14,630 So, Bob and Jane are old friends as well? 367 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,470 Lingual, I’m losing my appetite. 368 00:18:19,070 --> 00:18:21,520 I just want to find out if you feel anything for Jane. 369 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:22,670 Why? 370 00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:24,720 Well, do you or don't you? 371 00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:28,280 This is ridiculous. You’re ruining everything that we have, Lingual. 372 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,930 I'm just not comfortable. 373 00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:31,820 Look, can you do this just for me? 374 00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,990 Can you not hang out with her at the house? 375 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:37,000 How many times have I said this? 376 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,420 We are friends and good friends at that. Special friends. 377 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,130 You have no idea what we’ve been through. 378 00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:44,160 But that's exactly what I’m trying to say! 379 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,080 You like her, don’t you? Just admit it. 380 00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:49,420 You wouldn't understand. You don’t have friends. 381 00:19:04,570 --> 00:19:05,660 You said what? 382 00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:07,060 I know. I know it was mean, 383 00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:09,610 but she was being unreasonable and she just kept pushing. 384 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,580 You know she has low self-esteem. 385 00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:14,370 Yeah, well, it's true. I never see her with anyone. 386 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,170 You gotta help her. Build up her confidence. 387 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,700 Dude, that’s how you got me into this mess in the first place. 388 00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:22,540 Don’t put this on me. I didn't ask you to be her boyfriend. 389 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,120 That you did on your own. 390 00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:25,460 Well, I have to find her. 391 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:26,930 Do you know where she might be? 392 00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:27,880 I think I know. 393 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,160 -Why are you always here? -They’re my friends. 394 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,630 -Don’t you have a boyfriend? -Don’t you have any manners? 395 00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:41,200 You’re always getting in the way. 396 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,330 -What? -You heard me. 397 00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:05,300 Colorful. 398 00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:07,000 I can still hear you saying it! 399 00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:11,520 Donkey. 400 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:12,540 Donkey? 401 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,990 It looks just like sorry. 402 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:21,640 Donkey. 403 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,150 What are you, sadistic? 404 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,210 I must really like you. 405 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,330 I mean, 406 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,140 I haven't skewered you. 407 00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:35,420 Yet. 408 00:20:36,530 --> 00:20:38,510 So I’ve been downgraded to like? 409 00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:42,610 If you won’t say it, I won’t. 410 00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:45,960 Deal. 411 00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:52,890 You felt uncomfortable coming over to the house? 412 00:20:52,970 --> 00:20:55,470 Well, obviously, Lingual doesn’t want me there. 413 00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:56,680 It’s not her house. 414 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,960 Yeah, but it’s more than that. 415 00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:02,390 I just feel like I'm holding you guys back from your relationships. 416 00:21:02,770 --> 00:21:06,630 Jane, you’re the reason why we're sane when we’re in our relationships. 417 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,350 Come on. 418 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,690 Come to think of it, does... 419 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,300 ...Charles ever wonder what you’re up to when you're over? 420 00:21:14,510 --> 00:21:15,350 No. 421 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,360 He’s too busy to notice. 422 00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:20,050 Sometimes I wish he would notice. 423 00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:23,490 You know, it’s just a timing thing. 424 00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:27,950 Everybody actually wants to say I love you. 425 00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:32,150 The hard part is just waiting for that time to come. 426 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:34,160 I can still hear you saying it! 28917

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