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Gunsmoke...
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starring James Arness
as Matt Dillon.
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There are a lot of ways
a man can die.
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And maybe violence
is the easiest.
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Fever in the brain is worse,
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or disease that fades
into skin and bone.
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And sometimes
you see another thing.
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A man
who's never lived at all,
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except to eat and sleep.
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A man whose mind
is like a child.
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Who needs protection,
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even from himself.
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That's another job for me,
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Matt Dillon, U.S. marshal.
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Try him again, Sam.
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Right, Miss Kitty.
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Well, Cooter, did you
remember what he wanted?
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Yes, sir. Uh, rye.
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Rye he gets.
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I do, I remember.
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Open for 10.
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Call.
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Forty to you, Kid.
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Your 40.
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And I've got left...$30.
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And that cleans me.
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I'm aiming for the pot.
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It's too bad
you didn't start this game
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with a man's bankroll
so I could have had
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the pleasure of your company
a little longer.
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I've already dropped
over $300 here, mister.
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And I notice
that ain't been small enough
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to keep you
from pickin' it up.
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Oh, no offense, Kid.
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Cooter, bring the drink
to the table.
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He's been over an hour
getting that one drink.
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Cooter, when I send you
for a drink,
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bring it
back to me quickly.
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I forgot, Mr. Sissle.
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Well, it's all right this time,
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but don't
let it happen again.
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No. No, I-I won't.
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He ain't got a brain
in his head, that one.
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Call.
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Did you make
a fool of me, Mr. Sissle?
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That fella's laughing at me.
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No, he's laughing at me, Cooter,
not you.
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That's right, isn't it, Pate?
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That's right, fella.
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Oh.
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Now just forget it.
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Yes, sir.
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That's $30 to you.
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Two cards to me.
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Whenever you're ready to play.
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One card.
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And three to the dealer.
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Your third card came off
the bottom, mister.
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I saw it that time.
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Now just count out
the $320 I sat in with.
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I'm leaving,
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and I'm taking it with me.
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You're making a mistake.
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Count it out.
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Make me.
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Somebody get Doc.
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The boy is dead,
Miss Kitty.
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Well, it's too bad,
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but he shouldn't
have gone for his gun.
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It was him or me.
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All of you saw him draw first.
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Everybody saw it.
You didn't have any choice.
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Now, you people remember
how it happened.
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The marshal will want to know.
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He'll be back tomorrow.
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I'll tell him.
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You can be sure I'll tell him
just how it happened.
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Howdy, Mr. Dillon.
Welcome back.
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Hello, Chester.
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I'll put
your horse up for you
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just as soon
as I finish shavin'.
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Thanks.
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How's things up at Salina?
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Oh, peaceful.
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How things been in Dodge?
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Oh, some cowboy got killed
in the Long Branch last night.
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Outside that,
it's been pretty dull.
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Who killed him?
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Man named Pate.
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Self-defense, they told me.
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I just was goin' over there now
to find out about it.
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Where were you
last night?
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Where?
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Well, to tell you the truth,
Mr. Dillon,
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I was out
with a lady friend.
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Well, I hope
you had a good time.
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Oh, I did.
I had a fine time.
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Well, I'm going on down
to the Long Branch.
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You go ahead and put
my horse up, huh?
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Yes, sir.
I'll see you later, Mr. Dillon.
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Hey, Cooter.
What's the rush?
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Hello, Chester.
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Well, hey, now,
wait a minute. What-?
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Where-?
Where you takin' this grub?
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It's for Mr. Sissle.
I work for him now.
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He's my new friend.
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Well,
that's fine, Cooter.
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What do you do
for this Mr. Sissle? Cook?
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No, I don't cook.
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I- I carry.
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Happy as a jaybird
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and don't know
what time of day it is.
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Come on, boy.
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Thanks, Sam.
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Well, the cowboy
did draw first, Matt, but, uh,
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I wouldn't call it
self-defense,
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in spite of
what everybody says.
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Why not, Kitty?
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Wasn't after Pate.
He was after Ben Sissle.
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He wasn't
even looking at Pate.
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He was looking at Sissle,
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and when he started to draw,
Pate killed him.
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How long's
this Sissle been in town?
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He got here
the day you left for Salina.
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Mm.
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And this Pate is always hanging
around when Sissle's dealing?
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Always.
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Here, Mr. Sissle.
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Here is is.
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Well, thank you, Cooter.
You're doing just fine.
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Oh, uh...
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Here, go get yourself
something to eat.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah. I will.
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Hello, Cooter.
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Hello. Hello, marshal.
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I, uh, let him hang around,
run errands for me.
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Seems to make him happier.
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You're Marshal Dillon.
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I thought
you were out of town.
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I was.
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And you're, uh, Ben Sissle.
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Well, that's right.
You've heard of me?
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Where you from, Sissle?
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Well, I've been
all over, marshal.
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You know how gamblers are.
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Yeah, I know.
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How long's Pate
been working for you?
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Working for me?
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What are you trying to say,
marshal?
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Well, I'll make it simple.
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The way you operate's already
led to one killing here.
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And I'm not having any more.
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Well, I didn't kill anybody,
marshal.
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Plenty of witnesses
to that.
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I don't ever carry a gun.
No matter what you think-
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I think you're a gambler using
a hired gunman to protect you
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when you're caught cheating.
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Well, I don't know
how you could prove that,
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even if it were true.
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Well, I can't prove it.
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But I can
do something about it.
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Where's this Pate?
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Well, I don't know.
Why should I?
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Where is he?
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I told you,
I didn't know.
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I do.
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He staying at the Dodge House,
room number seven.
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All right, Sissle.
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Let's go talk to him.
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Let's go.
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You knock on his door.
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Tell him I want to talk to him.
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This is wrong, marshal.
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Maybe.
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All right.
Go ahead and knock.
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Who's that?
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Ben Sissle.
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Who's this, Ben?
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This is Marshal Dillon, Pate.
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What are you doing here,
marshal?
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I would come inside
and tell you.
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If you come here over
that cowboy last night,
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it ain't no use.
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Everybody saw it knows
I killed him in self-defense.
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Plenty of witnesses to that.
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He can't do
a thing to you, Pate.
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Ah, you're right
about that, Sissle.
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I can't jail Pate because
I can't prove that that boy
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drew on you
and not on him.
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Fact, you've got it
worked out so good
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I can't even prove
you were cheating.
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Course you can't, marshal.
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Because I wasn't
cheating him.
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And I'm not gonna
argue with you.
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But I am gonna show you
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why you won't cause any more
trouble around Dodge.
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Go ahead. Show me.
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You know,
you're pretty smart, Sissle.
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But you're a coward.
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That's why you had to hire a gun
to back up your crooked deals.
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You're talking, marshal.
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You gonna arrest us
on the grounds of your talk?
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Maybe.
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You can't.
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You don't have any proof.
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That might be just as well
for you, marshal.
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Because if you don't
keep out of my affairs,
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Pate will kill you.
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He will?
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All right, Pate.
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Get out of Dodge.
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I ain't done nothing,
marshal.
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Kill him, Pate.
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He's not even gonna try.
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I'm not some half-drunk cowboy,
am I, Pate?
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I got no quarrel with you.
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What kind of a gunman are you?
You afraid of him?!
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I said,
I got no quarrel with him.
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I didn't pay you to crawl
out of town on your belly.
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I know you didn't,
Mr. Sissle.
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But you didn't
pay me enough to stay.
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I don't think you'll find any
gunman to hire out to you now.
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You might as well learn
how to deal straight.
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Why don't you just
run me out of town?
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'Cause I want you to stay.
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Why, marshal?
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'Cause the next time
you make a mistake,
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I'm gonna arrest you.
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And then I'm gonna
see you hang.
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Oh, sure, Matt.
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Man like Sissle,
not gonna change.
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He's trouble.
He always will be one.
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Yeah, I know, Doc.
He's also a coward.
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But I hear he deals
off the top now.
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Well, stopping him that way
isn't gonna get
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the kind of evidence
to hang him.
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That's what you want.
Yeah, I know that.
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Mr. Dillon?
Chester.
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What are you grinning about,
Chester?
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Who do you think would be
the last man in Dodge
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you'd ever expect
to start packin' a gun?
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Me.
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No.
Who, Chester?
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Cooter Smith.
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Cooter Smith?
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What's he doing with a gun?
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Well, right now he's struttin'
around out in the alley,
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nervous as a bride.
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He oughtn't to be allowed
to look at a gun,
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much less wear one, Matt.
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Yeah. You better bring him over,
Chester.
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I ought to talk to him.
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Yes, sir.
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I wonder what made
Cooter Smith put on a gun.
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Oh, I don't know, Doc.
He's pretty harmless.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Man like that
can be harmless one day
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and dangerous the next.
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00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:56,427
Yeah, what is the matter
with him, anyway?
260
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,312
I don't know. He, uh-
261
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,814
I examined him once.
262
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,632
Looked to me like he'd been
shot in the head
263
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,618
sometime or other.
He couldn't say or wouldn't say.
264
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,554
He just didn't seem
to remember, I guess.
265
00:15:06,556 --> 00:15:08,556
Trouble is, he knows
something's wrong with him.
266
00:15:08,558 --> 00:15:10,223
He knows he's different
from other people.
267
00:15:10,225 --> 00:15:12,326
But he just doesn't know
what to do about it. That's it.
268
00:15:13,011 --> 00:15:15,396
I'm here, marshal.
269
00:15:15,398 --> 00:15:16,864
Oh, hello, Cooter.
270
00:15:16,866 --> 00:15:20,151
I come here
like Chester said.
271
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,419
Well, thank you, Cooter.
I, uh...
272
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,739
I wanted to talk to you.
273
00:15:24,741 --> 00:15:27,224
You never told me
to come to you before.
274
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:30,060
Well, you never
wore a gun before.
275
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,062
Oh. Uh...
276
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,064
That's for my job,
marshal.
277
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:34,898
What kind of a job?
278
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,468
Hm.
279
00:15:39,804 --> 00:15:41,271
I don't rightly know.
280
00:15:43,892 --> 00:15:45,826
Tell me something
that you do know then, Cooter.
281
00:15:47,229 --> 00:15:48,295
Who hired you?
282
00:15:49,331 --> 00:15:51,699
Well, the fella
that gave me this gun,
283
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,800
he hired me
for an awful lot of money.
284
00:15:55,270 --> 00:15:57,938
I've been working for him
for a long time, I guess.
285
00:15:57,940 --> 00:16:00,074
You mean Ben Sissle?
286
00:16:00,076 --> 00:16:02,076
The fella that you carry
the lunches for?
287
00:16:02,078 --> 00:16:04,378
That's the one.
Mr. Sissle.
288
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,746
Uh, Chester knows.
289
00:16:05,748 --> 00:16:08,148
Everybody knows
I work for Mr. Sissle,
290
00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:12,252
and, uh, he told me
to wear the gun.
291
00:16:12,254 --> 00:16:13,487
Did he tell you what for?
292
00:16:21,312 --> 00:16:22,362
Tonight.
293
00:16:23,981 --> 00:16:25,433
What about tonight?
294
00:16:25,435 --> 00:16:27,017
That's when
he's gonna tell me.
295
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:29,637
Gonna tell me everything
I gotta do.
296
00:16:29,639 --> 00:16:31,472
I-I'll do it too.
297
00:16:31,474 --> 00:16:35,259
Quick, like he says.
298
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,194
I like to have a job.
299
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,363
Nobody here ever gave me
a job before.
300
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:43,234
Well, Cooter,
I'm glad you got a job.
301
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,952
But you be careful now.
302
00:16:44,954 --> 00:16:47,705
Don't you let Mr. Sissle talk
you into any kind of trouble.
303
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,489
No, he won't do that.
304
00:16:49,491 --> 00:16:52,826
He don't try and make a fool
of me, like some do.
305
00:16:53,561 --> 00:16:55,162
I-I don't like that.
306
00:16:55,164 --> 00:16:57,381
He better not do that.
307
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,783
I'll tell him not to do that.
308
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:02,002
Cooter.
309
00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:03,304
You know how
to shoot that gun?
310
00:17:03,306 --> 00:17:05,623
I can learn.
311
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:09,176
Well, I think I'll go talk
to Mr. Sissle now.
312
00:17:09,178 --> 00:17:10,544
All right, Cooter.
313
00:17:10,546 --> 00:17:12,279
You better take that gun
away from him, Matt.
314
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,447
He's liable to kill somebody.
315
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,415
He's sure enough crazy,
Mr. Dillon.
316
00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:17,151
Well, I think
Sissle's crazier than Cooter,
317
00:17:17,153 --> 00:17:19,119
giving him that gun.
318
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,221
Well, I think
I'll wait till tonight.
319
00:17:21,223 --> 00:17:24,391
May give Mr. Sissle the chance
to finish making his rope.
320
00:17:24,976 --> 00:17:27,194
What rope, Mr. Dillon?
321
00:17:27,196 --> 00:17:29,162
Oh, Chester.
322
00:17:30,148 --> 00:17:31,881
For the one
I hope Mr. Sissle's
323
00:17:31,883 --> 00:17:33,417
gonna hang himself with,
Chester.
324
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:46,597
Evening, Kitty.
325
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,699
What are you
doing around here so early?
326
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,202
Well, you might say
I'm here professionally.
327
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,337
Same thing, Sam.
How about you, Kitty? A drink?
328
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,739
No, thanks, Doc. I got one. Oh.
329
00:17:55,741 --> 00:18:00,377
There's nobody sick or shot up
round here that I know about.
330
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:03,947
Might be
just a question of time.
331
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:07,935
Trouble?
332
00:18:07,937 --> 00:18:10,938
Well, all I know is-
333
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:18,328
Could be this is
the start of it right now.
334
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,597
Give me a rye whiskey,
Sam.
335
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,998
Right, marshal.
336
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,201
Evening, marshal.
337
00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:27,137
Cooter tells me
you had a talk this morning.
338
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,839
That's right.
339
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,273
Looks like
you're gonna get a chance
340
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,576
to talk to him some more.
341
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,712
Fine.
342
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,180
Well, now, I don't think
it'll be so fine, marshal.
343
00:18:38,866 --> 00:18:40,601
He says he's going to kill you.
344
00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:48,792
Now, that doesn't
sound like Cooter.
345
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,027
Oh, he's not so easygoing
as you think.
346
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:52,128
How do you figure?
347
00:18:53,081 --> 00:18:54,815
Well, once he tied that gun on,
348
00:18:54,817 --> 00:18:56,450
it changed
his whole character.
349
00:18:56,452 --> 00:18:58,485
Made him mean.
350
00:19:00,438 --> 00:19:02,790
You'd be surprised
how mean, marshal.
351
00:19:04,108 --> 00:19:05,909
Mm-hmm.
352
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,678
And, uh...
353
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,614
maybe he can tell me why
he's saying he's gonna kill me.
354
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:12,383
'Cause he thinks
you're gonna put him in jail
355
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,851
and take his gun away.
356
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,236
Was that his idea?
357
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,071
Or was that something
you put in his head?
358
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:21,141
Well, you better talk to him,
marshal.
359
00:19:21,143 --> 00:19:22,526
Calm him down.
360
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:26,397
I wouldn't
want to see him hurt.
361
00:19:34,155 --> 00:19:35,990
Then why did you
give him the gun?
362
00:19:35,992 --> 00:19:37,924
Well, he asked me to.
363
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:41,795
Said he wanted to carry one
like everybody else.
364
00:19:41,797 --> 00:19:44,582
Well, I didn't think
it would do any harm.
365
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:47,585
Then when I asked him
to give it back to me, he-
366
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,169
He wouldn't hear of it.
367
00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:50,270
I see.
368
00:19:51,506 --> 00:19:53,674
I don't want any more trouble,
marshal.
369
00:19:53,676 --> 00:19:55,108
You know that.
370
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,814
You lookin' for me, Cooter?
371
00:20:00,816 --> 00:20:02,399
Cooter.
372
00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:05,218
Come here.
373
00:20:10,141 --> 00:20:13,176
Cooter, I've been telling
the marshal what you said.
374
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:16,163
Remember? We talked about it
this afternoon?
375
00:20:16,165 --> 00:20:20,484
About the gun,
Cooter?
376
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,819
I remember.
377
00:20:25,206 --> 00:20:27,091
I'm gonna kill you, marshal.
378
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:32,246
I'm gonna draw on you,
and I'm gonna kill you.
379
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,266
Now, Cooter,
you know better than that.
380
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,517
No, it's true, marshal.
381
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,304
I'm gonna kill you.
382
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,022
Well, Cooter...
383
00:20:44,609 --> 00:20:46,644
What has Mr. Sissle here
been sayin' to you?
384
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:50,364
Well, I'm goin' to.
Now you look out.
385
00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:51,999
Cooter, you wouldn't
stand a chance.
386
00:20:56,153 --> 00:20:58,372
You were too slow. You didn't
even get your gun out.
387
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,329
That was good, marshal.
388
00:21:07,815 --> 00:21:10,650
I did right, didn't I,
Mr. Sissle?
389
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,888
For the joke I did,
like you said.
390
00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:15,889
I said...
391
00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:18,592
"I'm gonna kill you,
marshal."
392
00:21:18,594 --> 00:21:22,146
And then I went for my gun,
and he did too.
393
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:26,033
I did it all like you said,
didn't I, Mr. Sissle?
394
00:21:27,335 --> 00:21:28,335
Yes, Cooter.
395
00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:32,773
You did just fine.
396
00:21:32,775 --> 00:21:35,976
It- It was a joke,
wasn't it?
397
00:21:43,618 --> 00:21:45,202
What's wrong?
398
00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:48,122
Well, Cooter,
399
00:21:48,124 --> 00:21:50,991
Mr. Sissle wanted you
to draw on me so I'd kill you.
400
00:21:53,128 --> 00:21:55,012
And that I'd make
such a fool of myself
401
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,380
I'd have to leave Dodge.
402
00:21:58,916 --> 00:22:02,669
Well, did I
s-spoil the joke?
403
00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:08,625
Well, he wanted me
to kill you, Cooter.
404
00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:12,596
I'm afraid the joke's on-
On us.
405
00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:13,796
On you and me.
406
00:22:18,452 --> 00:22:21,188
Did you want the marshal
to kill me?
407
00:22:23,074 --> 00:22:25,609
Is that what you wanted,
Mr. Sissle?
408
00:22:28,079 --> 00:22:29,896
Well-
409
00:22:29,898 --> 00:22:32,265
Please tell me.
410
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,733
Did you?
411
00:22:38,072 --> 00:22:42,376
You didn't try to make
a fool of me, did you?
412
00:22:49,184 --> 00:22:50,417
Did you?
413
00:22:59,293 --> 00:23:02,028
Well, I hope you're proud
of what you done, Sissle.
414
00:23:04,365 --> 00:23:05,932
Now, you let me
tell you something.
415
00:23:05,934 --> 00:23:08,535
I'm gonna see that this story
goes after you.
416
00:23:08,537 --> 00:23:09,736
I want everybody to know
417
00:23:09,738 --> 00:23:12,623
what a cheap,
rotten, tinhorn you are.
418
00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,374
Now you
get out of here,
419
00:23:14,376 --> 00:23:15,976
while you still can.
420
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:18,045
Get out, Sissle. Before
we ride you out on the rails.
421
00:23:18,047 --> 00:23:20,080
You gonna take
your hired gunman with you?
422
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,254
Did you try to make
a fool of me, Mr. Sissle?!
423
00:23:28,256 --> 00:23:30,090
That's enough, Cooter!
424
00:23:30,092 --> 00:23:32,826
You made a fool of me,
Mr. Sissle!
425
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,144
Let go of me!
426
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:37,347
I didn't forget to draw.
You didn't tell me to.
427
00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:40,984
Didn't you?
But I can draw, Mr. Sissle.
428
00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:42,703
Look!
429
00:23:42,705 --> 00:23:44,887
I got you, Mr. Sissle.
430
00:23:44,889 --> 00:23:46,907
Cooter!
431
00:23:46,909 --> 00:23:48,241
Put the gun down,
Cooter.
432
00:23:48,243 --> 00:23:51,628
You're not gonna make
a fool of me again, Mr. Sissle.
433
00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:53,997
Cooter, if you shoot him,
you'll go to jail.
434
00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:55,382
They'll hang you
for it.
435
00:23:55,384 --> 00:23:57,634
That don't make no difference.
They won't laugh.
436
00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,303
Nobody will.
437
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:02,473
I'm not gonna miss, Mr. Sissle.
438
00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:03,507
Cooter.
439
00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:06,777
Unless you put that gun down,
440
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,461
I'm gonna have to shoot you.
441
00:24:10,733 --> 00:24:14,101
And then you'll never
get to kill him.
442
00:24:14,103 --> 00:24:16,219
He'll laugh at you.
443
00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:17,621
We'll all laugh at you,
Cooter.
444
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:19,255
Now you stay back!
445
00:24:30,551 --> 00:24:34,020
Uh, you better keep your gun,
Mr. Sissle.
446
00:24:34,022 --> 00:24:36,923
You see, I'm not gonna
work for you anymore.
447
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,776
Ain't you gonna
go after him, Mr. Dillon?
448
00:24:55,778 --> 00:24:58,545
No, he won't go far,
Chester.
449
00:24:58,547 --> 00:25:01,581
I'll pick him up
pretty soon.
450
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,850
I think we done enough
to Cooter for one day.
451
00:25:03,852 --> 00:25:06,787
Well, it wasn't your fault,
Mr. Dillon.
452
00:25:06,789 --> 00:25:10,724
No. No, but...
453
00:25:10,726 --> 00:25:13,393
that doesn't
make me feel any better.
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