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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:22,080 [� Ric Ocasek: Emotion in Motion] 2 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:30,662 [woman] When I was a little girl, 3 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:34,064 there were real prices and mom prices. 4 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:38,161 Real prices got you shiny, sparkly things that lasted three weeks, 5 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:41,173 and mom prices got you brown things... 6 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:43,609 ...that lasted forever. 7 00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:45,668 You notice they were 50 percent off? 8 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:48,840 - Look at... - [laughing] 9 00:00:53,653 --> 00:00:55,780 [woman] But when I looked into shop windows, 10 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:57,483 I saw another world. 11 00:00:57,524 --> 00:01:00,254 A dreamy world full of perfect things. 12 00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:04,855 A world where grown-up girls got what they wanted. 13 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,425 [woman] They were beautiful. 14 00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:12,529 Like fairies or princesses. 15 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:18,440 They didn't even need any money, they had magic cards. 16 00:01:22,715 --> 00:01:24,706 I wanted one. 17 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,242 Little did I know... 18 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:29,448 ...I would end up with 12. 19 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:31,150 [� Adrienne Bailon: Uncontrollable] 20 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:34,820 [woman] Rebecca Bloomwood. Occupation: Journalist. 21 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:38,592 Jacket: Visa. Dress: AMEX. 22 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:41,225 Belt: MasterCard. 23 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:44,168 It's vintage. And I got one percent cash back. 24 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:47,173 Bag: Gucci! 25 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:49,903 And worth every penny. 26 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:53,970 Moving to New York, I met guys. 27 00:01:54,013 --> 00:01:56,675 And that kind of put things in perspective. 28 00:01:56,716 --> 00:02:00,015 'Cause you know that thing, when you see someone cute and he smiles, 29 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,350 and your heart kind of goes 30 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:04,481 like warm butter sliding down hot toast? 31 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:09,123 Well, that's what it's like when I see a store. 32 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:11,456 Only it's better. 33 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:20,196 [Rebecca] You see, a man will never love you 34 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,266 or treat you as well as a store. 35 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:26,608 If a man doesn't fit, you can't exchange him seven days later 36 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:29,638 for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. 37 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:32,310 And a store always smells good. 38 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:36,017 A store can awaken a lust for things 39 00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:38,023 you never even knew you needed. 40 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:43,486 And when your fingers grasp those shiny, new bags... 41 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:48,797 [Rebecca] Oh, yes! Oh, yes! 42 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:52,703 Oh, no... I spent $900. 43 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:56,505 So you are covering the yard and tool expo, right? 44 00:02:56,543 --> 00:03:00,479 - I'm on it. - [phone ringing] 45 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,981 [Rebecca] OK, don't panic. 46 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:06,179 Calm. Calm. Bloomingdale's. 47 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:07,743 Well, that would be the pants. 48 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:09,550 I had to get the pants to match the... 49 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:11,648 - Oh, shoes. - I... 50 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:15,823 [Rebecca] Hold on... 51 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,729 - Somebody's stolen my credit card! - Oh, my God. 52 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:20,665 Somebody has stolen my credit card and gone 53 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,260 on an insane spending spree around New York. 54 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:24,463 - No! - Yeah! 55 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:26,904 Outdoor World? I've never been to Outdoor World. 56 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,464 Yes, you have. 57 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,576 - You bought that tent, remember? - No, I didn't. 58 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:35,172 - For Kristen's going-away present. - Never seen a tent. 59 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,649 I organized the collection and gave you the money. 60 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:42,778 Oh... 61 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:49,955 "Special skills: Fencing"? Fluent in Finnish? 62 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:52,089 [Rebecca] What? Who doesn't pad their resume? 63 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:53,758 Shoe! Thanks. 64 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,791 Why can't you get changed in your own office? 65 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:58,167 And let everyone at Gardening Today 66 00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:01,071 know I've secretly arranged an interview at Alette magazine? 67 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:04,736 Did I mention I have an interview at Alette magazine? 68 00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:06,244 Only about a billion times. 69 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:08,406 - OK... - It's kind of a leap, isn't it? 70 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:10,780 Gardening to fashion? 71 00:04:10,817 --> 00:04:12,717 I mean, not that I meant you couldn't do it... 72 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:16,620 Suze... since I was 14 I wanted to work at Alette magazine. 73 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:20,092 If I can just get this job I will be happy forever. 74 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:21,150 Wow. 75 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:21,261 [� Kat DeLuna: Calling You] 76 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,309 [� Kat DeLuna: Calling You] 77 00:04:55,795 --> 00:05:01,324 [Rebecca] Rebecca, you just got a credit card bill of $900. 78 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:04,564 You do not need a scarf. 79 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,971 Then again... 80 00:05:09,008 --> 00:05:12,136 ...who needs a scarf? 81 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:15,511 Wrap some old jeans around your neck, that'll keep you warm. 82 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:17,982 That's what your mother would do. 83 00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:20,144 You're right, she would. 84 00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:23,713 The point about this scarf is that 85 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:27,317 it would become part of a definition of your... 86 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,453 Of your psyche. 87 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:32,491 Do you see what I mean? 88 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:34,966 No, I do. Keep talking. 89 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:38,960 It would make your eyes look bigger. 90 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,473 Mmm... [sighs] 91 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:44,032 It would make my haircut look more expensive. 92 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:46,136 You'd wear it with everything. 93 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,612 It would be an investment. 94 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:50,878 You would walk into that interview confident. 95 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:52,976 - Confident. - And poised. 96 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:57,752 - Poised. - The girl in the green scarf. 97 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:01,183 The green scarf, please. 98 00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:03,457 Good choice. It's the last one. 99 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:06,431 That'll be $120. How would you like to pay? 100 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:10,402 Here's $50 in cash, can you put 30 on this card... 101 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:17,033 Ten on that. 102 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:20,736 Twenty on that. 103 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:26,046 - It's so cute. - Declined. 104 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:29,179 Really? Could you just... Could you try it again? 105 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:33,183 - [register beeps] - Really declined. 106 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:37,287 - Could you put this to one side...? - I can't hold sale items. 107 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:46,699 - Excuse me. It's an emergency. - [man] Back of the line! 108 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:50,072 Excuse me, this is an emergency. Excuse you, excuse me! 109 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:51,940 - Do you do cash back? - What? 110 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:54,276 If I give you a check for $23, will you give me 111 00:06:54,313 --> 00:06:56,804 one of your hot dogs and $20 cash back, please? 112 00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:59,317 - Do I look like a bank? - I have an interview. 113 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,877 They don't hold items. It's a desperately important scarf. 114 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,082 Desperately important scarf. 115 00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:07,024 Know what? It's for my great-aunt. She's in the hospital. 116 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:08,458 Can you ask them to turn the heating up? 117 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:10,052 Want mustard with that? 118 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,724 Please. I will buy all of your hot dogs. 119 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:16,633 - You'll take 97 hot dogs? - Done. 120 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:18,466 Who do I make it... 121 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:24,841 That means you just paid $23 for a hot dog! 122 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,974 You want your scarf, I want my hot dog. 123 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:31,540 Cost and worth are very different things. 124 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:35,042 Thank you! My aunt will really appreciate it. 125 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:47,526 - Hi. - Hi. 126 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,694 I'm here for the interview at Alette magazine. 127 00:07:49,735 --> 00:07:53,967 Alette... Oh, filled, internally. Yesterday. 128 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:56,770 They did post it on the Web. Let's see, who got the job? 129 00:07:56,809 --> 00:08:01,803 Oh... Speak of the devil. 130 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:03,975 [� The Pussycat Dolls: Bad Girl] 131 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:07,611 Alicia... Billington. 132 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:22,895 She has the longest legs in the world. 133 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:25,028 She notes resentfully. 134 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:29,803 Great. [sighs] Faulty. 135 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:33,744 - Nice scarf. - Thanks. I bought it for the interview. 136 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:38,116 Scusi... [whispering] Come on. 137 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:44,548 As we speak, interviews are being held 138 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:46,751 at Successful Saving. 139 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:50,284 - The money magazine? - Snort not, sweet child. 140 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:53,423 Alette may be your Emerald City, 141 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:56,924 but Successful Saving could be your yellow-brick road. 142 00:08:56,969 --> 00:09:00,666 Dantay-West is a family of magazines that acts like a family. 143 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:03,197 Deeply nepotistic. Ugh. 144 00:09:03,242 --> 00:09:06,336 So my advice to you, dear Dorothy, 145 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:10,975 is thus... Once you're in... you're in. 146 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:13,682 I'm in. 147 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:16,552 - [phone ringing] - [woman] Hello, Successful Saving. 148 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,556 [inhaling] 149 00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:27,792 Ms. Bloomwood? 150 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:29,596 So what form does this interview take? 151 00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:32,001 Is it just mainly a general chat, hobbies... 152 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:35,235 Oh, no, no, no. It's very specific on finance. 153 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:39,472 Butterfly investments, futures. That sort of thing. 154 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:42,538 - But he's worth 1 .2 billion... - Good luck. 155 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,847 - Thanks. - We talked and talked. Said nothing. 156 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:50,947 Yeah, of course I did. He understands the rules. 157 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,419 It's always... Of course we got the bill. 158 00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:01,757 Listen, I've got to go. I'm interviewing. 159 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:04,736 Mm-mm. Yeah, no, not me... Bye. 160 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:08,900 Sorry about that. Right, um, Rebecca... 161 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:13,771 - Ah! We met! - Hi! We did. Thank you. 162 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:17,476 Sick aunt, scarf. Yep. Did you get it to her? 163 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:20,781 I did. And when a stranger is kind like that, it's just... 164 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,947 - Wow. - That's lovely. Um... 165 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:27,524 - Do you have a resume for me? - I do. Yes, I do! 166 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:35,466 Ah... [grunting] 167 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,502 I... could pretty much just tell you. 168 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,301 My name is Rebecca Bloomwood, 169 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:43,103 I've been a journalist for five years. 170 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:46,168 I'm very comfortable juggling numbers, 171 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,510 I speak fluent Finnish, I know... 172 00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:51,380 - Finnish? - Yes, Finnish. 173 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,851 - I'm also... - That's interesting. Why Finnish? 174 00:10:53,886 --> 00:10:55,478 What's behind you? 175 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:57,648 - Um... - [panting] Oh, my God. 176 00:10:57,690 --> 00:11:00,215 Oh, it's a naked man. Oh, sorry. 177 00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:03,092 It gave me such a fright. I, uh... 178 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,962 I didn't know what it was. Clearly, he's beheaded. 179 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,966 Who would do that to him? 180 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,865 [clears throat] Well, a few questions. 181 00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:12,029 But, look! Makes you wonder 182 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:14,335 what they're looking at on the fifth floor, right? 183 00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:17,934 You could turn your desk around and just stare at it all day. 184 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:21,344 I would. [laughing] 185 00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:23,712 - Not. - Ms. Bloomwood. 186 00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:25,683 I'm not a pervert. 187 00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:27,879 Sit down. 188 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,650 I'm sorry, I'm terrible at interviews. 189 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,853 Any financial stories that have caught your eye recently? 190 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:36,987 Yes. And I am glad that you brought that up. 191 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:40,829 Because I am furious. No, I really am. 192 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:44,825 No, I mean, what is the story with the recent fish crisis? 193 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,201 Fish crisis? 194 00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:49,366 - Fiscal... crisis. - Fiscal crisis. 195 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:52,775 - Terrifying. Fiscally, I mean. - How so? 196 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:55,042 - For the fiscal family. - I'm sorry. 197 00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:58,847 - Not a moment too soon. - Ms. Bloomwood, you dropped your scarf. 198 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:13,896 She died. 199 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:19,394 Oh, Ms. Bloomwood, you have had a very, very tough 25 minutes. 200 00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:23,306 I'm glad you understand! So many people just... Right. 201 00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:27,301 OK, so I would propose we curtail... 202 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,813 Did you just scrub my name off? 203 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:31,146 - Oh, no. Routine. - That seems premature. 204 00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:34,983 OK, I'm gonna propose that we curtail this interview forthwith. 205 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,318 So I'll leave you and your numbers, 206 00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:40,348 but thank you very much for seeing me, 207 00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:41,984 and I appreciate... Oh! 208 00:12:42,027 --> 00:12:46,760 [groaning] I appreciate everything. Good day. 209 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,930 Good day. 210 00:12:57,343 --> 00:13:00,642 Come on. Let's go give Mrs. Great Outdoors her tent. 211 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,113 [sobbing] She's not retiring. 212 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:07,483 - What? - She's abandoning a sinking ship. 213 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:11,422 That little rat! The magazine's folding and she knew! 214 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,051 She knew and she didn't tell anybody. 215 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:18,988 Well, on the bright side, you hated working for that magazine. 216 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:22,364 [sighing] It was my income, Suze. I need my income! 217 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:25,495 OK, Bex, the most important thing is not to panic. 218 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,870 [phone ringing] 219 00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:30,967 - [Suze] Don't answer the phone! - [both] No! 220 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,739 - It might be a debt collector! - Hello? 221 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:35,178 - It's Derek Smeath. - The list. Get the list! 222 00:13:35,214 --> 00:13:37,580 - I think I saw it over here. - Take the lamp! 223 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,652 - It's here! - Bloomingdale's... 224 00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:43,120 - Hospital for depression. - Detained in Finland on work. 225 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,645 Visa, dead dog. 226 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:47,625 All City Debt Collection. You have to do it. 227 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,787 - Hello! Hi! - [Derek] Ms. Bloomwood? 228 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,627 - Hello. - I'm sorry. It's actually not. 229 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:57,068 She's still recovering from... You know... OK. 230 00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:59,263 I'll have her call you as soon as... 231 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,671 - Yes? - As soon as she's come back 232 00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:04,039 - from... From... - Finland! Finland! 233 00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:06,271 - Clearly she's not too... - Aah! 234 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,337 [phone clatters] 235 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:16,148 Why do so many of your excuses involve Finland? 236 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:19,089 'Cause no one checks up on Finland, Tarkie. 237 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,992 How am I going to pay you the rent now? 238 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,190 Well, I'm ripping up your rent check! 239 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,632 No, Suze, you can't do it again. 240 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,999 It's my apartment, well, my parent's apartment, 241 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,062 - but it's my rules. - I'm gonna buy you the biggest present. 242 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:37,633 I am! I know where I'm going to go. There's a sale at Macy's! 243 00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:39,541 Tarkie... 244 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:41,836 I'll be at my place. 245 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:46,580 Thanks, baby. Bex, I'll get the tequila, you get the bills. 246 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,225 I'll do this. It can't be that bad. 247 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:56,194 It's just like a Band-Aid. It's gonna be fine. 248 00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:59,023 [both gasping loudly] 249 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:03,125 Bex! Two hundred dollars on Marc Jacobs underwear? 250 00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:06,262 Oh, underwear is a basic human right. 251 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,865 Seventy-eight dollars on lavender honey! 252 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,706 I felt sorry for the shop assistant. She had a lazy eye. 253 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:15,703 I didn't know which way she was looking. It was so sad. 254 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,807 I can't even talk about this one. 255 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,047 A foot spa? What were you doing at a foot spa? 256 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,111 Let's take a break. 257 00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:26,352 They said I was a valued customer. 258 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:29,156 Now they send me hate mail. 259 00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:31,628 - [adding machine rattling] - [Suze] Bex. 260 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,154 Oh, God... 261 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,260 How are you going to pay off sixteen thousand twelve hundred 262 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:43,367 and 62 dollars and 70 cents with no job? 263 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,339 I could win the lottery. 264 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,639 Maybe you should have a backup plan. 265 00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:56,518 Oh! Backup plan, I got it, I got it. Backup plan. 266 00:15:56,555 --> 00:16:00,457 OK. When Tarkie thought of his dream job, 267 00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:05,156 he, um, wrote this proposal just about him, you know, 268 00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:08,132 what he's made of and that's what you can do. 269 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,965 You can write a fashion piece and send it to Alette. 270 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,698 Like, "Hey, Alette, look what I can do!" 271 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:15,366 You just gotta figure out what to write about. 272 00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:17,773 "Consider your shoe an investment. 273 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,074 Everything is resting upon it. 274 00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:22,876 The most important point is that every shoe 275 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,678 should earn its place in your..." 276 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,379 Bex, this is so funny. You're so smart. 277 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:29,683 - You're the best writer ever! - Do you like it? 278 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,986 - You're fabulous! - Wait! Another one. 279 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:35,619 To that guy at that savings thingy magazine who didn't hire me. 280 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,526 [laughing] 281 00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:40,123 "Dear Uptight Editor... 282 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:44,960 - You can stick your job up your ass." - Man on a bike! 283 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,665 Hello! 284 00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:52,701 "Here's $20. Buy yourself some decent clothes." 285 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,642 I'm back! 286 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,310 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 287 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,878 This is for Alette magazine. 288 00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:05,014 Please, please. Kiss it for good luck. 289 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:08,424 - Mwah! - And this one... 290 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,951 ...is for Mr. Successful Saving. 291 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:14,558 Bleah... Money, money, money. 292 00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:20,931 I better get the job, I've got no money. 293 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,203 [sobbing] I've got no money. 294 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:27,702 � You put the lime in the coconut... 295 00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:30,306 Doesn't this just cheer you up? 296 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:34,217 - It's not working, Mom. - Come on, you'll get another job. 297 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:37,689 Life is like a swap meet. You never know 298 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,487 when great riches... 299 00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:44,360 ...are going to turn up unexpectedly. 300 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,622 What can I get for a quarter? 301 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,429 This! 302 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:51,026 - Comme �a? - It's fantastic. 303 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,628 [� Gwen Stefani: Rich Girl on cell phone] 304 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:56,437 - What are they gettin' for that? - It's growing on me. 305 00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:59,376 - How much for this? - Twenty dollars. 306 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:02,312 - Oh! - �Hola? 307 00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:06,477 Um, Rebecca. Luke Brandon, Successful Saving. 308 00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:07,746 Yes? 309 00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:11,779 Sorry to call so early, but I got your letter. 310 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,452 And I have to say it was a bit of a surprise. 311 00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:18,293 Well, I hope I made my point. 312 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:21,128 Oh, you did. You did. Very well. 313 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,100 The whole metaphor. Very clever. 314 00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:26,468 Yes, wasn't it. The whole metaphor was... 315 00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:29,633 Wait... What? I'm sorry... 316 00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:32,109 Describing the principles of security investment 317 00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:35,307 in terms of the way different women purchase different shoes 318 00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:38,145 was... different. 319 00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:43,018 Hello? Sounds like you might be in the middle of something. 320 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:46,081 I was trying to say that it gave me an idea. 321 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,424 [clears throat] Would you like to come in? I don't... 322 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,088 Can I help you, dear? 323 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,031 I think I just sent the editor of Alette magazine $20 324 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:57,331 to buy herself decent clothes and stick her job up her ass. 325 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,505 [elevator bell dings] 326 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,841 [grunting] 327 00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:19,123 - [gasps] - [indistinct chattering] 328 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,752 - These go... - [elevator bell dings] 329 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:38,134 - Hey, clothes for Alette. - [woman] I'll call her assistant. 330 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,839 Hi. Clothes are here for Alette's approval. 331 00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:42,574 She'll be right out. 332 00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:46,710 What do you think about you and me going out on Friday night? 333 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,242 - Ooh... - I mean, if you want to. 334 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:50,414 Would you like to go out on Friday night? 335 00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:53,253 I don't know. I might have plans. 336 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:56,227 You might... Do you ever wear any of this stuff? 337 00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:58,855 Some of it's a little far out for me. 338 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,524 - Totally far out. - Yeah. 339 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:04,332 It's crazy, but I guess that's the world of high fashion? 340 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,337 - [chuckles] Yes. - Yeah, I know about that. 341 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,431 I am one of the best. I don't let this out of my sight. 342 00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:11,772 I guard it with my life. 343 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:14,608 A lot of pressure on me 344 00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:17,376 to make sure everyone gets these letters... 345 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,680 - Get them there on time. - Got to get my job done. 346 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,278 See, I take my job very seriously. 347 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,983 - Yes. And to deliver... - Oh, really? 348 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:28,515 And to deliver the mail, but as the mail carrier 349 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,529 it's a lot of pressure on me to get people their letters, 350 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,190 I've never lost a letter yet. 351 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,700 [French accent] I want no more vertical buttonholes. 352 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,395 I'm so bored with vertical buttonholes. 353 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:40,269 Is this for the Kaleidoscope shoot with Paolo? 354 00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:46,210 [speaking French] Oh, but this! 355 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:50,841 [gasps] Cavalli. He has read my mind. 356 00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:53,316 It's marvelous. We can use it all. 357 00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:55,445 Take it in. 358 00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:03,926 [Alicia gasps] Oh, God. What are you doing? 359 00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:07,329 This is Alette. Is this where you should be? 360 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:18,101 Oh, yes. Oh, yes. 361 00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:22,512 Dantay-West didn't hire me to be an editor of this magazine. 362 00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:27,177 They hired me to throw it a rope and pull it out of the swamp. 363 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,948 - [knocking on glass] - And that's... 364 00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:31,319 Hi, everyone. I'm Rebecca Bloomwood. 365 00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:32,983 Sit down, Rebecca. 366 00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:41,124 What makes a magazine move from the newsstands? 367 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:43,600 [chair squeaking] 368 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:47,196 Real, unvarnished stories, 369 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:50,640 whether the people that we are writing about like them or not. 370 00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:54,339 Successful Saving is currently the People magazine 371 00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:58,645 of financial journalism, and this is where that ends. 372 00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:01,244 - From now... - [pencil sharpener grinding] 373 00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:09,217 Sorry. 374 00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:15,056 From now on we don't copy, we examine. 375 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:18,331 - We probe. - Ooh! 376 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,137 I liked your piece. I said that on the phone. 377 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,370 - Good. Good. - Hayley! 378 00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:27,139 What do you say a three-week trial. 379 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,875 - And give her this cubicle. - Oh, this one's lovely. 380 00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:31,815 They're all three by six. 381 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,410 You can start with a thousand words on the effect of changing 382 00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:36,318 interest rate on store card APRs. 383 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,289 Good. 384 00:22:46,631 --> 00:22:49,566 [whispers] You still have the label on your new glasses. 385 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:53,904 What? Oh. 386 00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:56,533 You took a job at a savings magazine? You? 387 00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:59,009 I know it sounds bad, but it is, in fact, 388 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,103 part of a very structured plan. 389 00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:03,205 Yeah, that's great, but then in a lot of ways 390 00:23:03,248 --> 00:23:05,239 it's kinda not great. What do they call it 391 00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:08,150 when an animal rights person gets trampled to death by a cow? 392 00:23:08,186 --> 00:23:10,086 I don't think there is a word for that. 393 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,647 "Ironic." Ironic that Rebecca Bloomwood 394 00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:14,852 is advising people on how to handle money. 395 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:17,925 But I guess it would be nice 396 00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:20,431 if my maid of honor could afford her own dress. 397 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,332 - He asked? - Yes! 398 00:23:24,369 --> 00:23:25,859 Oh, my God! You should've been there. 399 00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:27,462 - How did he say it? - [man] Hey! 400 00:23:27,506 --> 00:23:31,135 The, uh, credit limit on your card was reached. 401 00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:37,638 You know, I think I want my husband- to-be to propose to me in Barneys. 402 00:23:37,682 --> 00:23:41,413 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 403 00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:45,116 - [girl] Yes, you are. - I just found the perfect book for you. 404 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:49,787 Control Your Urge to Shop, with Garrett E. Barton. 405 00:23:49,828 --> 00:23:51,125 That's me. 406 00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:55,691 Do you find yourself constantly drawn toward stores? 407 00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:57,861 - Yes. - Nope. 408 00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:00,929 Does your heart quicken when you see new merchandise 409 00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:02,405 in neatly stacked piles? 410 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,875 - Yes! This guy's good. - No. 411 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:08,971 Did you answer no to these questions and are consequently in denial? 412 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:11,107 - Yes. - No! 413 00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:13,617 Did you just say "no" again? 414 00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:16,651 - No. - [both] Yes. 415 00:24:16,688 --> 00:24:21,148 Step one: de-clutter your life. Throw it all out. 416 00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:23,991 Just box it up and toss it! 417 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:28,793 Simplicity and order are your new watchwords. 418 00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:32,998 - [phone rings] - Excuse me. Hello? 419 00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:36,571 - [grunts] - It's a fresh start calling. 420 00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:40,234 And it's for you. 421 00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:46,713 [creaking] 422 00:24:46,751 --> 00:24:48,116 [Garrett] On your way to work, 423 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:52,055 ignore the siren call of the store window. 424 00:24:53,892 --> 00:24:57,453 Your new mantra is, "Do I need this?" 425 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,054 No. 426 00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:01,563 What's this? 427 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,058 A thousand words on store card APRs? 428 00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:08,732 Which looks as if it's been copied straight out of Money for Dummies. 429 00:25:10,742 --> 00:25:14,041 No, I wanted a thousand words on APRs from an angle. 430 00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:15,273 Is that not an angle? 431 00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:17,543 Not unless you call "head-on" an angle. 432 00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:18,879 - No, I don't. - Try it again. 433 00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:21,351 - Remind me why I hired you. - OK. 434 00:25:34,332 --> 00:25:36,300 - Rebecca? - [yelps] 435 00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:42,463 Did you just type "good angles on APRs" into Google? 436 00:25:44,409 --> 00:25:47,378 Yes. I Googled. 437 00:25:51,249 --> 00:25:55,709 - Am I fired? - Get your coat. 438 00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:57,221 You know these guys, right? 439 00:25:57,255 --> 00:25:59,450 Comintex? Communications company? 440 00:25:59,491 --> 00:26:01,049 Yes. Absolutely. 441 00:26:01,092 --> 00:26:03,253 This year has been a year of unparalleled growth 442 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:04,819 in the communications industry. 443 00:26:04,863 --> 00:26:07,161 Overall, pal. Not in your company. 444 00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:08,961 For us, at Comintex, 445 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,901 profits reflect that this has been a year of acquisitions, 446 00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:16,533 both of APL and of the Dutch fiber-optic company, Zandak. 447 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,339 Neatly masking the 24 million in bonuses 448 00:26:19,377 --> 00:26:22,540 - these guys paid themselves. - Hmph. I know. 449 00:26:24,683 --> 00:26:27,982 Now, what we have here, Rebecca, is a situation in which someone 450 00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:30,579 needs to be asking some very hard questions. 451 00:26:30,622 --> 00:26:32,988 - Absolutely. - Put your hand up. 452 00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:36,790 - What? No! - Put your hand up. 453 00:26:36,828 --> 00:26:38,489 I don't have hard-hitting questions. 454 00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:40,760 - I'll give you questions. - I'm gonna take notes. 455 00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:43,165 - No, Put your hand up. - I'm more of a student. 456 00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:45,101 You'll be fine. Put your hand up. 457 00:26:45,136 --> 00:26:47,331 Hello. Hi. Hello. 458 00:26:47,372 --> 00:26:49,932 - He's not listening. He can't hear me. - Louder. Stand up. 459 00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:52,500 - Rebecca Bloomwood! - ...should see a... 460 00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:58,080 - Hello. - [indistinct chattering] 461 00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:03,418 - From. From. From. From. - Hi, from Successful Saving. 462 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,581 It's a magazine. 463 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:07,820 We'll be taking questions after the report. 464 00:27:07,859 --> 00:27:09,690 Good. Uh... 465 00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:12,128 - Ask him how much he earns. - How much do you burn? 466 00:27:12,163 --> 00:27:13,596 - Earn. - Earn. 467 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,122 - Excuse me? - Louder. 468 00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:17,259 What do you earn? 469 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:20,897 - We'll take questions after. - Why award themselves bonuses... 470 00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:22,668 Why did you award yourself bonuses... 471 00:27:22,707 --> 00:27:24,504 - ...twenty-four million... - ...of 23... 472 00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:27,272 - Twenty-four. Million. - ...billion... 473 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,974 - Million dollars... - ...while investors lost eight percent? 474 00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:33,678 ...while your investors lost eight percent? 475 00:27:33,718 --> 00:27:35,913 [gasps, indistinct chattering] 476 00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:40,656 As I said, I'll be happy to answer questions... 477 00:27:40,692 --> 00:27:42,557 Is that true? 478 00:27:46,898 --> 00:27:50,026 A long pause and no answer. 479 00:27:50,068 --> 00:27:53,629 - Long pause, no answer. - No, no... 480 00:27:55,373 --> 00:27:56,965 OK. You know why we did that? 481 00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:58,976 Some kind of cruel initiation rite? 482 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:00,705 Listen to this. 483 00:28:00,745 --> 00:28:04,374 "Security can mean different things to different people. 484 00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:07,613 For some, it's going to a party wearing the right shoes. 485 00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:10,212 This might leave you feeling secure for an evening, 486 00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:13,190 but have a crippling effect on you in later life." 487 00:28:13,224 --> 00:28:15,317 - I wrote that. - You wrote that. 488 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,692 Now, what firms like Comintex 489 00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:21,096 thrive on is an endemic lack of public understanding. 490 00:28:21,132 --> 00:28:22,929 They get away with murder because... 491 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:27,404 Maisie with a root beer and a $200 investment portfolio, 492 00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:28,463 what does she know? 493 00:28:28,506 --> 00:28:31,498 What does she actually know about what those guys are doing? 494 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,670 What she's told. 495 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:36,010 And if the magazines she looks to for answers 496 00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:37,810 aren't asking the right questions, 497 00:28:37,849 --> 00:28:39,840 it isn't good for Maisie. 498 00:28:40,919 --> 00:28:45,583 I want you to tell the truth in a way that Maisie can understand. 499 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:49,853 Now, go home, write me an initial outline 500 00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:52,727 and e-mail it to me by 3:00. OK? 501 00:29:13,518 --> 00:29:15,145 Oh, no. 502 00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:18,248 Oh, yeah. Nice! 503 00:29:18,289 --> 00:29:21,747 You know, I just got a call from Jeff Kanter at Comintex. 504 00:29:21,793 --> 00:29:23,317 They're having their stockholders' meeting. 505 00:29:23,361 --> 00:29:25,829 - Yes, I sent someone. - Yeah, you did. 506 00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:27,627 A real find, actually, the girl I sent. 507 00:29:27,665 --> 00:29:30,156 She's sparky, honest. 508 00:29:30,201 --> 00:29:32,965 Exactly the type that I was hoping to find. 509 00:29:33,004 --> 00:29:37,441 I assume that's why Edgar West got you to recruit me. 510 00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:39,136 - Damn it! - Ooh. Slice. 511 00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:42,374 I hired you to fix the bottom line of this magazine, 512 00:29:42,413 --> 00:29:45,871 and we know the key to that is advertising revenue. 513 00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:50,152 Now, you hired me to create a product that sells, 514 00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:54,090 - not to sell a product. - What if I'm with Edgar West. 515 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:57,526 We're playing golf, and he just turns to me, sort of nonchalantly, and says, 516 00:29:57,562 --> 00:30:00,292 "Hey, I'd like to know why Luke Brandon decided to hire 517 00:30:00,331 --> 00:30:03,630 a journalist who could damage the commercial interests of Dantay-West." 518 00:30:03,668 --> 00:30:07,764 - What do you think about that? - I haven't, because she won't. 519 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:10,331 [� Lady GaGa: Fashion] 520 00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:12,639 [all chattering] 521 00:30:12,677 --> 00:30:14,611 [woman] I feel like I've run a marathon. 522 00:30:16,214 --> 00:30:17,772 [woman 2] They have Galliano! 523 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:21,775 They have Gucci half off, Calvin Klein half off! 524 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:25,051 You'll get your turn, just be patient. 525 00:30:25,089 --> 00:30:29,116 [Rebecca] At every point I will ask, "Do I need this?" 526 00:30:31,196 --> 00:30:32,823 There's another entrance this way! 527 00:30:32,864 --> 00:30:34,297 [all screaming] 528 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:37,358 [� Jordyn Taylor: Accessory] 529 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,203 [Rebecca] Well, these cashmere gloves I need 530 00:30:46,244 --> 00:30:49,042 as it is winter and I have... hands. 531 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,172 So that's all. 532 00:30:50,215 --> 00:30:51,409 I'll buy these and these alone. 533 00:30:51,449 --> 00:30:53,041 [woman] My gosh, Missoni! 534 00:30:53,084 --> 00:30:57,680 [Rebecca] Now walk away, strong and frugal. 535 00:30:57,722 --> 00:31:00,623 [gasps] Oh, my God! Pucci boots. 536 00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:04,562 Fifty percent off? 537 00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:06,996 Do I need these? 538 00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:10,432 [grunting] Do I need these? [gasping] Do I need these? 539 00:31:10,468 --> 00:31:12,231 No. 540 00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:15,668 Jeannie, Pucci boots! 541 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,437 Uh, oh, I'm so sorry. I had 'em first. 542 00:31:18,476 --> 00:31:19,602 But you put them down. 543 00:31:19,644 --> 00:31:22,670 No, I know I did, but I saw 'em first, so I'm gonna take 'em. 544 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,204 Then you took your hands off them. 545 00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:26,410 Give me the boots, and no one gets hurt! 546 00:31:26,451 --> 00:31:28,282 Give me the boots. Give me the boots! 547 00:31:29,854 --> 00:31:31,412 Look! There's a sale on Burberry! 548 00:31:31,456 --> 00:31:34,016 [gasps] That's the oldest trick in the book! 549 00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:36,253 - Give 'em! - Don't you tell me... 550 00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:37,556 Give me the boots! 551 00:31:37,595 --> 00:31:39,825 I waited in line all morning for this! 552 00:31:39,864 --> 00:31:42,355 - [grunting] - Ah! Ha-ha! 553 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,928 [� Natasha Bedingfield: Again] 554 00:32:32,984 --> 00:32:36,647 [Rebecca] "Your store card is like a 50 percent-off cashmere coat. 555 00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:38,178 The first time you meet, 556 00:32:38,222 --> 00:32:40,156 it promises to be your best friend. 557 00:32:40,191 --> 00:32:45,026 Until you look closely and realize it's not real cashmere." 558 00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:47,088 You've been ripped off. 559 00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:49,497 Right. You get it? You get it. 560 00:32:49,534 --> 00:32:52,935 - We get it. Now go away. - Ha! 561 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,496 [Luke] "Then, as winter comes, you discover that your coat 562 00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:57,508 isn't actually a friend at all. 563 00:32:57,542 --> 00:33:00,340 You should have read the fine print. 564 00:33:00,378 --> 00:33:02,812 Should look more closely what you're getting into." 565 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:10,245 You should put a picture in that. 566 00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:14,622 It's a present. Haven't got 'round to filling it yet. 567 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:18,595 My mom bought me this exact one from a thrift store. 568 00:33:18,629 --> 00:33:20,893 Probably paid half what you paid, 569 00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:23,059 not that they often shop at thrift stores. 570 00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:28,338 - What? - This is good. 571 00:33:29,374 --> 00:33:30,568 - Really? - Mmm. 572 00:33:30,608 --> 00:33:33,008 Is it by Rebecca Bloomwood? 573 00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:36,878 Yes! My friend Suze saw me writing it. 574 00:33:36,914 --> 00:33:40,748 [chuckles] I mean, is that how you want your name to appear? 575 00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:42,650 - "By Rebecca Bloomwood"? - Oh, right. 576 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:44,587 I don't want to be too associated with this magazine. 577 00:33:44,622 --> 00:33:45,850 Sorry? 578 00:33:45,890 --> 00:33:49,189 Because I just think it would be better 579 00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:51,752 to be slightly more of an everyman. 580 00:33:51,796 --> 00:33:55,323 Um, a little more ooh-ooh-ohh. 581 00:33:55,366 --> 00:34:01,396 Mysterious, rather than just... Becky? Hmm. 582 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:03,901 Hmm. 583 00:34:05,309 --> 00:34:08,972 "The Girl in the Green Scarf. Thank you. 584 00:34:09,013 --> 00:34:11,607 I bought your magazine this morning and have already 585 00:34:11,649 --> 00:34:15,745 told three stores where to stick their credit cards." 586 00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:18,813 Oh! Hey, check it out: 587 00:34:18,856 --> 00:34:21,086 Jay Brogan, Queens, via e-mail: 588 00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:24,185 "Man, is it easy to feel those guys do it for your benefit. 589 00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:26,423 - You never check the APR." - Call him from my desk 590 00:34:26,464 --> 00:34:28,364 - if you want. Oh. - No, no. I'm OK. 591 00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:31,232 "I'll tell you what, I have now. Thanks, Mrs. Green Scarf." 592 00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:33,134 We never get this kind of response. 593 00:34:33,171 --> 00:34:36,971 - [knocking on glass] - Excuse me, sir. Edgar West. 594 00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:39,875 That's not good. He hates us. 595 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,045 Luke Brandon. 596 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:46,346 I've just spent a few minutes rather wrapped up 597 00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:48,682 in your "Green Scarf." 598 00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,209 I like it. 599 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:54,452 Uh, she obviously has a passion for personal finance. 600 00:34:54,492 --> 00:34:57,723 Excuse me, I'm sorry, but he is really being persistent. 601 00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,320 He needs to talk to you. 602 00:34:59,363 --> 00:35:01,263 Could you tell him that I'm busy, please. 603 00:35:01,299 --> 00:35:03,096 You're a lucky man, Mr. Brandon. 604 00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:05,602 It's this charity that I'm the chairperson of, it's... 605 00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:10,699 Thank you, sir. It seems that he liked the column so much 606 00:35:10,741 --> 00:35:14,507 that he's sending extra copies of the magazine to his children. 607 00:35:14,545 --> 00:35:17,605 Oh, my God. I can't believe that. 608 00:35:17,648 --> 00:35:20,173 [applause] 609 00:35:20,218 --> 00:35:23,346 I'm really sorry, sir. There's a man holding on line two, 610 00:35:23,387 --> 00:35:26,515 and he says it's a matter of life or death. 611 00:35:26,557 --> 00:35:29,993 - What's his name? - Um, Derek Smeath. 612 00:35:30,027 --> 00:35:34,123 - Derek Smeath. - Oh! No! 613 00:35:37,535 --> 00:35:38,832 Ha! 614 00:35:47,578 --> 00:35:51,674 Exactly how long has this ex-boyfriend been stalking you? 615 00:35:53,951 --> 00:35:56,715 Ever since the relationship ended. 616 00:35:56,754 --> 00:36:01,123 He's been following me around pretending to be a debt collector. 617 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,457 I was once stalked... 618 00:36:04,562 --> 00:36:06,689 ...by a dog. 619 00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:13,670 OK. Look, take the rest of the day 620 00:36:13,704 --> 00:36:17,538 and block all future calls from Derek Smeath. 621 00:36:17,575 --> 00:36:19,736 Yes, sir. 622 00:36:28,786 --> 00:36:28,853 [indistinct chatter on TV] 623 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:31,196 [indistinct chatter on TV] 624 00:36:35,726 --> 00:36:38,160 Spend it wisely, huh? 625 00:36:39,830 --> 00:36:42,560 Oh, God. Dad? 626 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:47,262 Money... is what I came to talk to you about. 627 00:36:47,305 --> 00:36:49,273 Oh, yeah? Hey, honey? 628 00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:50,740 - [woman] Yeah? - Becau... 629 00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:53,300 - [man] You got them wings? - Coming. [humming] 630 00:36:53,344 --> 00:36:54,936 It's funny because your mom and I 631 00:36:54,979 --> 00:36:56,571 were gonna call you over here today 632 00:36:56,614 --> 00:37:00,573 to talk about pretty much the exact same thing. Money. 633 00:37:00,618 --> 00:37:02,916 - Savings. - Our money. Our life savings. 634 00:37:02,954 --> 00:37:03,978 Really? 635 00:37:04,021 --> 00:37:07,081 [woman] All our married life, we've been the kind of people 636 00:37:07,124 --> 00:37:09,456 that we just don't spend, we save. 637 00:37:09,493 --> 00:37:11,586 We've built up quite a little nest egg. 638 00:37:11,629 --> 00:37:14,359 - Of money. - A big nest egg of money. 639 00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:17,026 - Of dough. - Yeah, we do. 640 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,729 [man] And so, we decided... 641 00:37:18,769 --> 00:37:20,760 [woman] That we wanted to call you here, 642 00:37:20,805 --> 00:37:22,170 our only beautiful, 643 00:37:22,206 --> 00:37:27,576 lovely daughter to tell you that, well... 644 00:37:27,612 --> 00:37:29,637 [both] We spent it! 645 00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:32,709 [woman] Every last cent. 646 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,479 [� Adrienne Bailon: Big Spender] 647 00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:40,987 He's still just getting the hang of it. 648 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,292 Isn't she a babe? 649 00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:48,924 He's wanted one of these since the day I met him. 650 00:37:48,966 --> 00:37:51,901 It's got a built-in blender, four electric fans, 651 00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:53,460 and a thermal sewage disposal. 652 00:37:53,504 --> 00:37:55,472 Kathy and Gordon, in England, 653 00:37:55,506 --> 00:37:58,304 you know the ones whose pool collapsed because of the mold? 654 00:37:58,342 --> 00:37:59,809 - Kathy with the beard? - Yep. 655 00:37:59,844 --> 00:38:01,573 Yes, she had electrolysis. 656 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:05,104 They sent us this off the Web. It's an article about... 657 00:38:05,149 --> 00:38:06,810 Makes you think about money. 658 00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:09,979 - About what it's really worth. - Security in your old age? 659 00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:13,422 Or is it investing in what you love? 660 00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:15,357 You have got to read it. 661 00:38:15,393 --> 00:38:18,692 It's by someone called The Girl in the Green Scarf. 662 00:38:20,998 --> 00:38:22,522 She's a genius. 663 00:38:22,566 --> 00:38:28,471 Oh, my God. Guys! We're international! 664 00:38:28,506 --> 00:38:30,133 - [all chattering] - Yes! 665 00:38:30,174 --> 00:38:32,768 Luke, we've taken Asia. 666 00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:35,142 Russell, how's that article on mortgage brokers? 667 00:38:35,179 --> 00:38:37,272 - It's gonna be huge. - Paycheck. 668 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,215 - Uh, Rebecca? - Thank you. 669 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:41,309 - Yes? - I want you to come with me 670 00:38:41,352 --> 00:38:42,944 to the APA Conference next week. 671 00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:46,548 Absolutely. What's the APA Conference? 672 00:38:46,590 --> 00:38:48,353 The biggest magazine event of the year. 673 00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:49,791 In Miami. 674 00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:52,990 Oh, Luke. I think I should definitely be there. 675 00:38:53,030 --> 00:38:55,225 Early, I mean, and you know, make sure that 676 00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:57,894 the hotel's OK and find good restaurants in case 677 00:38:57,935 --> 00:39:00,028 anyone wants to relax. Not that I intend to, 678 00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:01,868 but you never know, some people might. 679 00:39:01,906 --> 00:39:04,306 [laughs] I'm glad you're enthusiastic about it. 680 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:08,278 - I'm kind of excited myself. - Oh. You are? 681 00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:14,683 Yeah, I mean because a lot of people 682 00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,051 are very excited to meet you. 683 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:20,990 You've opened up a whole new demographic. 684 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:26,088 - You're opening up his what? - [laughing] Demographic. 685 00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:27,688 - Mm-hmm. - Which is why he wants to 686 00:39:27,732 --> 00:39:29,757 take me to the beach. I mean the conference. 687 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,825 Aren't you supposed to be getting to Alette? 688 00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:33,769 I'm on my way. Once you're in, you're in. 689 00:39:33,804 --> 00:39:38,207 - You're in as a finance guru. - I give great financial advice. 690 00:39:38,242 --> 00:39:40,870 Bex, have you ever considered taking your own advice? 691 00:39:40,911 --> 00:39:42,503 - Oh! - Mom, calm. 692 00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:44,446 Like, what would The Girl in the Green Scarf 693 00:39:44,482 --> 00:39:46,780 say about hiding Visa bills under your bed? 694 00:39:46,817 --> 00:39:50,184 - That is not relevant. - That is so relevant. 695 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,212 It's the most relevant thing in the world. 696 00:39:52,256 --> 00:39:53,780 - Ah! - There isn't another reason 697 00:39:53,824 --> 00:39:55,257 why you want to go to Miami? 698 00:39:55,292 --> 00:39:57,260 - No! - Maybe it rhymes with Fluke? 699 00:39:57,294 --> 00:39:59,888 - Luke. - [laughs] 700 00:39:59,930 --> 00:40:01,454 - Wha... - That's it. 701 00:40:01,499 --> 00:40:03,364 - You're making that face. - What face? 702 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,926 Bex! You like him! This is terrible! 703 00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:09,337 No, no. No, no. But hypothetically... 704 00:40:09,373 --> 00:40:11,603 Hypothetically you're being a big, fat liar! 705 00:40:11,642 --> 00:40:15,134 You're advising people about debt, and you're up to your eyeballs in it. 706 00:40:17,281 --> 00:40:20,648 - [groaning] - Yeah, hide under there. 707 00:40:25,689 --> 00:40:30,854 - [yawing] - Ooh, Monsieur Sherman. 708 00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:36,327 My name is Brandon. My mother's name is Sherman. 709 00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:40,235 Yes. Monsieur discret. Mm-hmm. 710 00:40:41,906 --> 00:40:44,238 - Oh! [laughs] - [chuckles] 711 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,709 - You saved me. - Not at all. 712 00:40:46,744 --> 00:40:48,609 Oh, gosh! 713 00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:50,671 You work at Successful Saving. 714 00:40:50,714 --> 00:40:52,579 - Yes. - We should have dinner. 715 00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:54,846 [� Kat DeLuna: Calling You] 716 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:02,520 [Rebecca] OK, what am I supposed to do? 717 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,187 [Luke] Just be yourself. 718 00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:06,719 - Luke, how are you? - Hey, Luke. 719 00:41:06,764 --> 00:41:08,959 They let you out of prison. That's fantastic. 720 00:41:08,999 --> 00:41:10,398 - Alicia. - Luke. 721 00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:12,197 Can I introduce Rebecca Bloomwood? 722 00:41:12,236 --> 00:41:14,466 You may have read The Girl in the Green Scarf. 723 00:41:14,505 --> 00:41:15,995 [man] What's the name of your column? 724 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,099 "Risky investment is like a pair of platform boots." 725 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:21,305 Wait, nobody has ever quoted me back to me before. 726 00:41:21,345 --> 00:41:24,439 - Luke. Got a second? - Yeah. Sure. 727 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:26,177 Wait, what were you in prison for? 728 00:41:26,217 --> 00:41:28,845 - Oh, that was trumped-up. - People out there trust you. 729 00:41:28,886 --> 00:41:32,378 - Butterfly investments. - [indistinct chattering] 730 00:41:37,595 --> 00:41:38,823 - Thanks. - [man] Pleasure. 731 00:41:38,863 --> 00:41:41,388 - Champagne, please. - [man] Right away, sir. 732 00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:43,900 Hi. Are you from the United North Bank? 733 00:41:43,934 --> 00:41:46,664 - I run it. - I was walking past your bank. 734 00:41:46,704 --> 00:41:50,731 You have the most boring window displays in the world. 735 00:41:50,774 --> 00:41:52,503 - She means the opposite. - I'm serious. 736 00:41:52,543 --> 00:41:54,841 It's as if somebody hit the snooze button in my brain, 737 00:41:54,879 --> 00:41:57,006 and told me it was OK to sleep another ten minutes. 738 00:41:57,047 --> 00:41:58,412 - Really. - Yes. 739 00:41:58,449 --> 00:42:01,350 You need to put some pretty pink umbrellas or something 740 00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:03,250 - to get people in. - Mr. Lewis, look here. 741 00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:04,515 Know what else you could do? 742 00:42:04,555 --> 00:42:07,581 - You could have a sale. - A sale? 743 00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:10,321 Yes. Fee reductions. And free doughnuts. 744 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:13,125 She writes a humorous column, humor is part of her language. 745 00:42:13,163 --> 00:42:14,824 - I'll get another. - Unusual ideas. 746 00:42:14,865 --> 00:42:17,197 Luke, your writer, she's out of control. 747 00:42:17,234 --> 00:42:19,634 Keep her on a leash. She's damaging the magazine. 748 00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:22,230 She doesn't need a leash, I'd say quite the contrary. 749 00:42:22,273 --> 00:42:25,709 What was the piece of tabloid sensationalism you sent me? 750 00:42:25,743 --> 00:42:27,108 The Jon Goldman expose? 751 00:42:27,144 --> 00:42:29,135 A well-researched, supported article. 752 00:42:29,179 --> 00:42:31,670 His organization is corrupt, full of financial holes. 753 00:42:31,715 --> 00:42:35,048 Not running the piece. His company's worth two million to Dantay-West. 754 00:42:35,085 --> 00:42:36,848 - Ryan. - Mr. Lewis. 755 00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:41,517 Luke, that columnist of yours said the most outrageous things. 756 00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,686 I'd like to apologize for our company. 757 00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:45,922 Outrageous, yet brilliant things. 758 00:42:45,963 --> 00:42:47,624 She's like a breath of fresh air. 759 00:42:47,665 --> 00:42:49,826 - I couldn't agree more. - Totally agree too. 760 00:42:49,867 --> 00:42:52,358 - He couldn't agree more. - Our displays are boring. 761 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:53,995 - Aren't they? - She's right. 762 00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:56,006 She's honest. The doughnut idea I loved. 763 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,065 I'll be talking to you about advertising. 764 00:42:58,108 --> 00:43:00,099 - Great. - Great. 765 00:43:00,144 --> 00:43:02,237 - OK. - OK. 766 00:43:02,279 --> 00:43:03,837 No, you're doing great. 767 00:43:03,881 --> 00:43:06,475 There's one more person that you really ought to meet. 768 00:43:06,517 --> 00:43:08,007 - Hmm. - This one's pretty crucial, 769 00:43:08,052 --> 00:43:10,282 but having the language in common should help. 770 00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:11,515 Hmm. Language? 771 00:43:11,555 --> 00:43:14,023 Yeah, I want you to meet Janne Virtanen from Nokia. 772 00:43:14,058 --> 00:43:15,525 I told him you're part Finnish, 773 00:43:15,559 --> 00:43:17,527 and he's very excited to meet you. Janne. 774 00:43:18,796 --> 00:43:21,458 [stuttering] Rebecca. 775 00:43:21,498 --> 00:43:24,797 - Ah. [speaks Finnish] - Hey, hey, hey. 776 00:43:26,370 --> 00:43:27,860 That's how you do it in Finland. 777 00:43:29,506 --> 00:43:33,340 [speaks Finnish] 778 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:38,415 [speaks gibberish] 779 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:40,883 - [man] Luke! Luke Brandon! - He's really funny. 780 00:43:40,918 --> 00:43:43,887 - I can't even translate that. - Long time no see, buddy. 781 00:43:46,056 --> 00:43:49,890 [speaks Finnish] 782 00:43:58,902 --> 00:44:02,167 Men like you are the reason I left Finland. 783 00:44:02,206 --> 00:44:06,142 [� Gwen Stefani: Rich Girl plays on cell phone] 784 00:44:06,176 --> 00:44:08,667 - �Hola? - [Derek] Ms. Bloomwood? 785 00:44:08,712 --> 00:44:11,943 It's Derek Smeath from All City Debt Collection. 786 00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:15,816 - At last we meet. - Uh. 787 00:44:15,853 --> 00:44:18,287 How's your leg? Still broken? 788 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:21,621 Uh... it's, um. It's much better. 789 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:25,220 - Mr. Brandon. - Yes. 790 00:44:25,262 --> 00:44:27,253 We Scandinavians... 791 00:44:29,233 --> 00:44:33,431 ...like her. A lot. 792 00:44:35,039 --> 00:44:37,166 Good. Then kindly limp, stagger, or crawl 793 00:44:37,207 --> 00:44:39,232 to my office this afternoon. 794 00:44:39,276 --> 00:44:40,766 Um, absolutely, I would love to. 795 00:44:40,811 --> 00:44:41,869 Good. 796 00:44:41,912 --> 00:44:43,539 - Except... Oh, my God. - What? 797 00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:47,346 My aunt has just fallen from the sky in a freak skydiving accident. 798 00:44:47,384 --> 00:44:50,820 Enough! Unless the outstanding balance is transferred from 799 00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:53,584 your account first thing 9:00 on Monday morning... 800 00:44:53,624 --> 00:44:56,422 - Mr. Smeath, uh... - ...the next step will be... 801 00:44:57,628 --> 00:44:59,528 ...personal contact. 802 00:44:59,563 --> 00:45:01,588 Absolutely, 9:00 on Monday morning. 803 00:45:01,632 --> 00:45:04,226 I have to go. I'm so sorry. I've got to go. 804 00:45:07,738 --> 00:45:10,901 You are getting your own ringtone. 805 00:45:14,678 --> 00:45:17,977 [whispering] Do not answer this call, it's Derek Smeath. 806 00:45:18,015 --> 00:45:19,880 - Do not... [yelps] - Rebecca. Oh! 807 00:45:19,917 --> 00:45:23,751 - [gasping] Thanks. - I have something to tell you. 808 00:45:24,855 --> 00:45:26,880 [Rebecca] I have something to tell you, too. 809 00:45:26,924 --> 00:45:28,949 OK. 810 00:45:31,628 --> 00:45:32,890 You first. 811 00:45:32,930 --> 00:45:36,525 Well, Edgar West has taken a table at the 812 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:38,933 Print Association Charity Ball, 813 00:45:38,969 --> 00:45:41,460 and guess which two people from Successful Saving 814 00:45:41,505 --> 00:45:44,030 have been invited as representatives? 815 00:45:44,074 --> 00:45:46,065 It's a huge mark of respect. 816 00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:49,436 This puts us in the major league, 817 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,472 and that is mainly down to you. 818 00:45:52,516 --> 00:45:55,383 - Huh... - Are you OK? 819 00:45:57,621 --> 00:46:01,250 - This isn't easy. - OK. 820 00:46:06,230 --> 00:46:08,858 Your tie does not go with your shirt. 821 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:16,138 Try to enjoy yourself. No, no, you have to savor shopping. 822 00:46:16,173 --> 00:46:17,606 No, you don't. 823 00:46:17,641 --> 00:46:19,666 You have to strike with precision and get out. 824 00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:20,802 - Hi. - Hello. 825 00:46:20,844 --> 00:46:22,709 We're looking for clothes for my boss. 826 00:46:22,746 --> 00:46:25,237 Absolutely. Were you thinking maybe a suit or a jacket? 827 00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:27,307 I'm actually thinking about everything. 828 00:46:27,351 --> 00:46:28,875 Oh, well, we can do everything. 829 00:46:28,919 --> 00:46:31,479 Pink. Oh, my gosh, I love pink on a guy. Is that bad? 830 00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:33,319 - That pink is great. - It's gorgeous. 831 00:46:33,357 --> 00:46:34,847 - Would he do pink? - I think so. 832 00:46:34,892 --> 00:46:37,122 Think he'd do it with like a white pant? 833 00:46:37,161 --> 00:46:39,254 - He'd do that. - [clears throat] Actually! 834 00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:42,026 What I really need is a, uh, tuxedo, 835 00:46:42,065 --> 00:46:44,625 say three buttons, size 48 regular, 836 00:46:44,668 --> 00:46:47,296 a white dress shirt, I'll try the blue as well, 837 00:46:47,337 --> 00:46:51,103 and a black vernice shoe in a size ten. And two Advil. 838 00:46:53,377 --> 00:46:56,437 You speak Prada? 839 00:46:57,714 --> 00:46:59,443 Occasionally. 840 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,246 But if you know how to dress well, 841 00:47:01,285 --> 00:47:03,685 why do you come to the office looking like...? 842 00:47:07,624 --> 00:47:11,890 I don't want to be defined by clothes or labels or family. 843 00:47:13,263 --> 00:47:15,458 Why would you be defined by family? 844 00:47:17,801 --> 00:47:21,965 My mother is Elinor Sherman, New York socialite. 845 00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:25,532 Excuse me, did you just say that your mother is Elinor Sherman? 846 00:47:25,576 --> 00:47:28,067 Did she tell you that we dressed her for the Met gala? 847 00:47:28,111 --> 00:47:30,079 Oh, she just looked stunning. 848 00:47:30,113 --> 00:47:33,981 Well, congratulations on having such a fabulous mother. 849 00:47:35,786 --> 00:47:38,016 My, uh, parents are divorced. 850 00:47:38,055 --> 00:47:40,250 I grew up in England with my dad. 851 00:47:40,290 --> 00:47:41,552 He's great. 852 00:47:41,592 --> 00:47:45,688 Very down-to-earth, totally different from my mother. 853 00:47:45,729 --> 00:47:51,099 Anyway, she wasn't interested until I was an adult. 854 00:47:51,134 --> 00:47:54,262 At which point it was assumed that I'd just fall into line. 855 00:47:54,304 --> 00:47:57,740 - For the throne? - [laughs] 856 00:47:57,774 --> 00:48:02,939 Uh, no, for the, um... for the family business. 857 00:48:05,449 --> 00:48:07,007 What's the business? 858 00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:10,918 Owning stuff. Real estate, um, 859 00:48:10,954 --> 00:48:13,718 Internet businesses, um... 860 00:48:16,159 --> 00:48:18,992 - Cable companies... - Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. 861 00:48:24,501 --> 00:48:26,969 I chose to succeed on my own terms, 862 00:48:27,004 --> 00:48:30,531 not kowtow to some controlling family. 863 00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:32,940 What's Dantay-West? 864 00:48:37,314 --> 00:48:39,942 Do you have a take on everything in life? 865 00:48:39,983 --> 00:48:42,076 - Yes. - Yes. 866 00:48:42,119 --> 00:48:46,180 Well, what would your take be on... me? 867 00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:49,319 Go on. 868 00:48:49,359 --> 00:48:54,353 What would The Girl in the Green Scarf's take be on Luke Brandon? 869 00:48:57,701 --> 00:49:00,135 As an investment, you pretty much suck. 870 00:49:00,170 --> 00:49:04,436 - What? - You're a workaholic. 871 00:49:04,474 --> 00:49:07,910 You put in all these hours, but you don't reap the rewards. 872 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:10,607 It goes into someone else's pocket. 873 00:49:15,185 --> 00:49:17,380 But you're a great editor. 874 00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:21,780 And now... 875 00:49:23,660 --> 00:49:26,254 ...you look like one. 876 00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:29,925 Drank a lot of mojitos. I drank too many mojitos. 877 00:49:31,301 --> 00:49:33,963 It wasn't always work and no play. 878 00:49:34,004 --> 00:49:36,529 - Gracias. - Gracias. 879 00:49:36,573 --> 00:49:38,404 - Cheers! - Mmm. 880 00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:42,810 Oh, por favor. Pick one. 881 00:49:42,846 --> 00:49:45,713 - Mmm? Are you serious? - Mm-hmm. 882 00:49:45,749 --> 00:49:48,582 Oh, my God, I love this one. But look at the red one. 883 00:49:48,618 --> 00:49:50,210 - The red one's cute. - Pick one. 884 00:49:50,253 --> 00:49:52,221 - � Cu�nto cuesta? - Tres d�lares. 885 00:49:52,255 --> 00:49:54,519 No, this is gorgeous. Simple. 886 00:49:54,558 --> 00:49:57,618 - Perfect. - Wait, why'd you buy me a fan? 887 00:49:57,661 --> 00:50:00,061 Because we're going to dance. 888 00:50:00,097 --> 00:50:02,759 Oh, I don't know how to do this kind of dancing. 889 00:50:02,799 --> 00:50:03,823 I do. 890 00:50:03,867 --> 00:50:07,268 [up-tempo music plays] 891 00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:09,866 OK? 892 00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:12,766 Just follow me. 893 00:50:13,377 --> 00:50:15,470 - No... - Oh. 894 00:50:37,567 --> 00:50:39,330 Oh! 895 00:51:34,424 --> 00:51:37,791 You know, my instinct is that you should have your own business. 896 00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:42,424 - [laughs] That's your instinct? - Yes. 897 00:51:42,466 --> 00:51:45,663 Your delivery has arrived, sir. Shall I send it up? 898 00:51:45,702 --> 00:51:47,169 - No, I'll take that. - OK. 899 00:51:47,204 --> 00:51:48,728 Thank you. 900 00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:51,707 My other instinct is that I should take this to the ball. 901 00:51:51,741 --> 00:51:53,800 No? What do you think? 902 00:51:53,844 --> 00:51:57,439 Yeah, you know, Rebecca, about the ball, there's, um... 903 00:51:58,348 --> 00:51:59,747 There's something that I need... 904 00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:02,115 Well, finally. 905 00:52:02,152 --> 00:52:04,450 [� The Pussycat Dolls: Bad Girl] 906 00:52:04,488 --> 00:52:07,252 Luke, where have you been? 907 00:52:07,290 --> 00:52:10,726 I've been looking for you. We have a dinner reservation. 908 00:52:14,030 --> 00:52:16,021 Did you go shopping? 909 00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:18,694 Oh, oh, yes. Yes, Rebecca's been helping me 910 00:52:18,735 --> 00:52:20,965 pick something out for the... ball. 911 00:52:21,004 --> 00:52:23,768 Oh, that's perfect. I went shopping, too. 912 00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:26,298 We're gonna look so major together. 913 00:52:26,343 --> 00:52:29,244 Aren't you glad I convinced you to go with me? 914 00:52:29,279 --> 00:52:31,304 That's what I was trying to... 915 00:52:31,348 --> 00:52:35,045 Oh. Oh, great, well, it'll be so much fun. 916 00:52:35,085 --> 00:52:38,486 I'm gonna... I'm gonna go. Great. 917 00:52:38,522 --> 00:52:40,456 Oh, wait, wait, Rebecca. Don't go. 918 00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:43,084 Just, come out for a drink. You know Alicia, and... 919 00:52:43,126 --> 00:52:47,324 - Yes, come out for a drink. - I would. I'd love to. 920 00:52:47,364 --> 00:52:50,060 I just, um, I have to make some calls. 921 00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:52,227 - I'll see you in New York. - Too bad. 922 00:52:52,269 --> 00:52:54,760 - See ya. - Good night. 923 00:52:54,804 --> 00:52:56,499 [� Trey Songz: Takes Time to Love] 924 00:53:11,321 --> 00:53:14,813 [� Gwen Stefani: Rich Girl plays on cell phone] 925 00:53:16,326 --> 00:53:18,123 - Hey, Suze. - [Suze] Don't come home! 926 00:53:18,161 --> 00:53:19,423 I am home. 927 00:53:19,462 --> 00:53:23,228 Well, don't come to the front door! It's Derek Smeath. 928 00:53:24,367 --> 00:53:28,531 - Keep driving! - [Derek] Rebecca Bloomwood. 929 00:53:28,572 --> 00:53:31,473 - God, oh, God, oh, God. - Don't panic. 930 00:53:31,508 --> 00:53:33,032 - Oh, God. - What'd you tell him? 931 00:53:33,076 --> 00:53:36,102 OK. I told him that your Aunt Ermintrude died of malaria. 932 00:53:36,146 --> 00:53:38,478 She died in a skydiving accident. 933 00:53:38,515 --> 00:53:39,880 Her parachute didn't open. 934 00:53:39,916 --> 00:53:42,680 How am I supposed to know? She doesn't even exist! 935 00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,745 I know I've made some mistakes, but I'm turning my life around. 936 00:53:45,789 --> 00:53:47,950 I've got it planned. I'm gonna go to the ball. 937 00:53:47,991 --> 00:53:49,219 Impress Alette Naylor. 938 00:53:49,259 --> 00:53:52,023 Here! All I have to do first is buy a new dress. 939 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:53,791 Bex, no! Absolutely not. 940 00:53:53,830 --> 00:53:55,491 You've 10,000 dresses already. 941 00:53:55,532 --> 00:53:56,658 What? You exaggerate. 942 00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:59,134 I know the dress. It's perfect. You got it at the thing. 943 00:53:59,169 --> 00:54:01,160 Know what I'm talking about? Where is it? 944 00:54:01,204 --> 00:54:03,968 I hope we didn't throw it away at the de-cluttering. 945 00:54:04,007 --> 00:54:08,137 Oh, Bex. Imagine you wearing this dress. 946 00:54:08,178 --> 00:54:10,772 Walk past the mirror. Would you be jealous? 947 00:54:10,814 --> 00:54:12,179 - Yes! - Yes. 948 00:54:12,215 --> 00:54:14,115 Oh, my gosh, I forgot I even had this dress. 949 00:54:14,150 --> 00:54:16,209 And Fluke would love you in that dress. 950 00:54:18,321 --> 00:54:20,152 Don't talk about Fluke. 951 00:54:20,190 --> 00:54:22,590 Why? What happened? 952 00:54:22,626 --> 00:54:25,789 Alicia Bitch Longlegs is what happened. 953 00:54:25,829 --> 00:54:27,922 I hate her. Who is she? 954 00:54:27,964 --> 00:54:30,194 She's the girl with the perfect everything. 955 00:54:31,368 --> 00:54:33,928 Well, well, Luke is a raging moron. 956 00:54:33,970 --> 00:54:35,904 He's gonna be so bummed when you show up 957 00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:38,703 at the ball looking like a total knockout in that dress. 958 00:54:38,742 --> 00:54:40,539 You're gonna be a total hottie. 959 00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:47,046 It's perfect. All I have to do now is buy a new bag. 960 00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:50,575 Oh, my God. Bex, there has to be a bag somewhere in this room. 961 00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:52,383 Suze, do not open that closet! 962 00:54:55,191 --> 00:54:56,283 [Suze screams] 963 00:54:57,193 --> 00:54:59,821 Oh, Suze! Suze! 964 00:54:59,863 --> 00:55:03,230 Suze, are you there? Oh. Oh, my God. 965 00:55:03,266 --> 00:55:06,133 You didn't throw anything away, did you? 966 00:55:06,169 --> 00:55:08,535 I'm sorry. 967 00:55:10,273 --> 00:55:15,006 OK. I know what you need. 968 00:55:15,045 --> 00:55:15,145 My name is Joyce, and I'm a shopaholic. 969 00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:18,763 My name is Joyce, and I'm a shopaholic. 970 00:55:18,815 --> 00:55:20,476 - Hi, Joyce. - How's it going? 971 00:55:20,517 --> 00:55:23,213 Thank you. I'm the wife of a textile importer. 972 00:55:23,253 --> 00:55:26,814 My husband found my secret stash in the linen closet. 973 00:55:26,856 --> 00:55:29,188 Yeah, he found all of my cruisewear, 974 00:55:29,225 --> 00:55:31,489 and now he says that there won't be a cruise! 975 00:55:31,528 --> 00:55:34,088 - Oh. - OK, hang in there, Joyce. 976 00:55:34,130 --> 00:55:36,360 What about you, Ryuichi? How was your week? 977 00:55:36,399 --> 00:55:40,495 My name is Ryuichi, and I'm shopaholic. 978 00:55:40,537 --> 00:55:42,004 [all] Hi, Ryuichi. 979 00:55:42,038 --> 00:55:44,939 It is six months, three weeks 980 00:55:44,974 --> 00:55:47,738 and four days since I last used my credit card. 981 00:55:47,777 --> 00:55:49,369 - Oh! - Ryuichi! 982 00:55:49,412 --> 00:55:52,870 That is just wonderful. You're an inspiration to all of us. 983 00:55:52,916 --> 00:55:54,645 Did you hear that, Joyce? 984 00:55:54,684 --> 00:55:56,413 What about you, Mr. Freak? 985 00:55:56,453 --> 00:56:00,583 My name is D. Freak. Uh, I'm a shopaholic. 986 00:56:00,623 --> 00:56:02,386 - Hi, Freak. - Welcome. 987 00:56:02,425 --> 00:56:05,451 I'm also a former NBA player. 988 00:56:06,830 --> 00:56:11,199 We'll get back to that. Um, I cracked at Cartier today. 989 00:56:11,234 --> 00:56:13,395 How many did you buy this time? 990 00:56:13,436 --> 00:56:15,097 Uh... I got seven. 991 00:56:15,138 --> 00:56:17,163 One for every different day of the week. 992 00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:18,731 See, I got the Santos. And I got... 993 00:56:18,775 --> 00:56:22,302 Keep comin' back, OK? Give him some support. Keep comin' back. 994 00:56:22,345 --> 00:56:23,778 Which store? 995 00:56:23,813 --> 00:56:26,338 Rebecca, why don't you share your story. 996 00:56:28,618 --> 00:56:33,021 Um... Hello, everybody. Uh, I'm Rebecca Bloomwood. 997 00:56:33,056 --> 00:56:34,648 [all] Hi, Rebecca. 998 00:56:34,691 --> 00:56:37,524 I just actually came here as a favor to a friend. 999 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:40,051 Uh, I mean, I like shopping. 1000 00:56:40,096 --> 00:56:42,462 Is there anything so wrong with that? 1001 00:56:42,499 --> 00:56:45,832 I mean, stores are put there to enjoy. 1002 00:56:45,869 --> 00:56:48,997 Uh, the experience is enjoyable. 1003 00:56:49,038 --> 00:56:51,871 Well, more than enjoyable. 1004 00:56:51,908 --> 00:56:55,275 It's... It's beautiful. 1005 00:56:56,413 --> 00:57:00,873 The sheen of silk, draped across a mannequin. 1006 00:57:02,819 --> 00:57:06,778 Oh, the smell of new Italian leather shoes. 1007 00:57:06,823 --> 00:57:09,291 Italian leather shoes, that's the best. 1008 00:57:09,325 --> 00:57:13,091 Oh... The rush you feel when you swipe your card. 1009 00:57:13,129 --> 00:57:17,725 And it's approved. And it all belongs to you! 1010 00:57:17,767 --> 00:57:19,462 OK, Rebecca. Thank you for sharing. 1011 00:57:19,502 --> 00:57:21,697 The joy you feel when you've bought something, 1012 00:57:21,738 --> 00:57:23,399 and it's just you and the shopping. 1013 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,305 - You and shopping. - Ryuichi! 1014 00:57:25,341 --> 00:57:27,206 All you have to do is hand over a little card. 1015 00:57:27,243 --> 00:57:28,471 - Yes! - Pull it together! 1016 00:57:28,511 --> 00:57:30,809 Isn't that the best feeling in the world? 1017 00:57:30,847 --> 00:57:32,109 - Yeah. - Don't you wanna 1018 00:57:32,148 --> 00:57:34,776 - shout it from the mountaintops? - That's real talk. 1019 00:57:34,818 --> 00:57:38,515 And you feel so... confident and alive... 1020 00:57:38,555 --> 00:57:40,250 - And happy? - And happy! 1021 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:41,621 - And warm. - And warm! 1022 00:57:41,658 --> 00:57:44,252 - What's going on here? - I need to buy a new bag. 1023 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:47,263 - I have to impress Alette Naylor. - Get a watch to go with that bag. 1024 00:57:47,297 --> 00:57:49,492 Oh, there's a sale at Catherine Malandrino. 1025 00:57:49,532 --> 00:57:51,932 - You're like my soul sister. - Don't let her... 1026 00:57:51,968 --> 00:57:53,663 I have to go. Good luck, everybody. 1027 00:57:53,703 --> 00:57:55,034 [stuttering] They have shoe? 1028 00:57:55,071 --> 00:57:58,165 - You sit down. - [all] My will is strong. 1029 00:57:58,208 --> 00:58:02,201 My wallet is closed. I do not want to shop. 1030 00:58:02,245 --> 00:58:04,213 [� Amy Winehouse with Hot Chip: Rehab] 1031 00:58:26,870 --> 00:58:28,565 Ah! 1032 00:58:38,748 --> 00:58:42,275 Oh, what's in this box? Have I seen absolutely everything? 1033 00:58:42,318 --> 00:58:45,116 [gasping] Sparkles. Oh, I love sparkles. 1034 00:58:45,154 --> 00:58:47,418 Do you have any more in the back? 1035 00:58:47,457 --> 00:58:52,258 You. You! Oh! 1036 00:58:52,295 --> 00:58:53,990 I'm sorry. 1037 00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:56,362 Get it away from me! Get it all away from me! 1038 00:58:56,399 --> 00:58:58,230 Not those! Oh, my God. 1039 00:58:58,268 --> 00:58:58,368 [car horns honking] 1040 00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:02,350 [car horns honking] 1041 00:59:02,405 --> 00:59:04,999 [Muzak rendition of Rehab plays] 1042 00:59:08,978 --> 00:59:11,412 [indistinct chattering] 1043 00:59:12,982 --> 00:59:16,679 Alicia! Mmm. You look stunning. 1044 00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:18,550 Hey. I want you to meet Luke Brandon. 1045 00:59:18,588 --> 00:59:21,421 - From Successful Saving. - The magazine looks great now. 1046 00:59:21,457 --> 00:59:25,120 [Rebecca] There she is. OK, do not panic. 1047 00:59:26,162 --> 00:59:27,527 Hello, Alette. 1048 00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:29,794 Since I was 14 I wanted to work at your magazine... 1049 00:59:29,832 --> 00:59:33,131 Rebecca. You look so cute. 1050 00:59:33,169 --> 00:59:35,399 - You're unraveling. - What? 1051 00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:43,512 - [gasps] What? - Tsk. Shame. 1052 00:59:47,283 --> 00:59:49,808 - Hi. - [indistinct chattering] 1053 01:00:03,533 --> 01:00:04,898 - [sleeve ripping] - [yells] 1054 01:00:05,969 --> 01:00:08,164 - Oh! [yells] - [screams] 1055 01:00:10,006 --> 01:00:13,373 [both shouting] 1056 01:00:14,077 --> 01:00:15,544 I'm sorry. 1057 01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:20,245 Oh, please. Oh, no. Oh, no. 1058 01:00:20,283 --> 01:00:23,650 - Isn't she adorable? - Uh, yes. Adorable. 1059 01:00:23,686 --> 01:00:26,052 Oh, oh, oh! 1060 01:00:26,789 --> 01:00:27,983 Woo! 1061 01:00:28,024 --> 01:00:31,118 Now, dear. I need a glass of champagne right now. 1062 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:34,527 - Coming right up. - And I'll have a gin and tonic. 1063 01:00:34,564 --> 01:00:35,929 Absolutely. 1064 01:00:35,965 --> 01:00:38,957 I'm intrigued to meet this Girl in the Green Scarf. 1065 01:00:39,002 --> 01:00:41,835 - Potential TV star, I hear. - That's right, yes. 1066 01:00:41,871 --> 01:00:43,862 They want her on the Morning Coffee show. 1067 01:00:43,906 --> 01:00:46,431 I think Rebecca would be great on television. 1068 01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:49,172 She's... She's hard to ignore. 1069 01:00:49,212 --> 01:00:51,271 - Excuse me! - Are those plates presentable? 1070 01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:54,010 - Plates are beautiful. - Do not talk back! Take it and go! 1071 01:00:54,050 --> 01:00:55,984 Bus your tables, come right back! Move it! 1072 01:00:56,019 --> 01:00:59,182 I should read this Green Scarf Girl. 1073 01:00:59,222 --> 01:01:01,554 It seems she's very � la mode, hmm? 1074 01:01:01,591 --> 01:01:02,717 - Real poise. - Hey! 1075 01:01:02,759 --> 01:01:04,624 What are you? What are you doing? 1076 01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:07,425 Oh. I need a gin and tonic and some champagne, please. 1077 01:01:07,463 --> 01:01:09,397 What are you, a drunk? Put that back! 1078 01:01:09,432 --> 01:01:11,400 On your feet, Goldilocks. 1079 01:01:11,434 --> 01:01:13,459 Do you know how short-staffed we are? 1080 01:01:13,503 --> 01:01:16,836 - I need food on tables now. Go! - No, no, no. I need to get... 1081 01:01:16,873 --> 01:01:20,502 - Six more, please! - Oh! I'm not a waitress. 1082 01:01:20,543 --> 01:01:23,444 I know you're not, honey. You're an actress. I get it. 1083 01:01:23,479 --> 01:01:25,811 I do. Now go, go, go, go, go! 1084 01:01:32,855 --> 01:01:35,323 What are you doing? Go out there and serve the fish! 1085 01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:39,021 - Oh! [screams] - You! Serve this table. Do it. 1086 01:01:43,066 --> 01:01:45,694 - Ms. Bloomwood. - Yes. 1087 01:01:45,735 --> 01:01:48,761 - I'll have the trout, please. - I'll have the salmon. 1088 01:01:48,805 --> 01:01:51,103 - Do you have low-fat dressing? - I'm not a waitress. 1089 01:01:51,140 --> 01:01:52,835 - Ms. Bloomwood! - OK. Salmon here. 1090 01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:54,934 - This is the famous Ms. Bloomwood? - The waitress? 1091 01:01:54,977 --> 01:01:57,844 Ms. Bloomwood! Just put it down and sit! 1092 01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,347 Sit. Oh! 1093 01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:02,112 [shouting] 1094 01:02:02,151 --> 01:02:06,281 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Sorry. Oh! 1095 01:02:06,322 --> 01:02:07,789 - Sit down, Rebecca. - Jacket! 1096 01:02:07,824 --> 01:02:12,591 Right, uh, ladies and gentlemen, tonight we will be serving... 1097 01:02:12,628 --> 01:02:16,564 ...the, uh, brook trout and wild smoked salmon. 1098 01:02:16,599 --> 01:02:19,591 Mrs. West, you'll be pleased to hear that the fish from this region 1099 01:02:19,635 --> 01:02:21,569 is a particularly powerful aphrodisiac. 1100 01:02:21,604 --> 01:02:23,094 - Oh. - Mmm. Give her two. 1101 01:02:23,139 --> 01:02:26,199 Oh, Mr. Brandon, you serve as if you've served all your life. 1102 01:02:26,242 --> 01:02:28,540 Oh, paid my way through college waiting tables. 1103 01:02:28,578 --> 01:02:30,671 Coincidentally, that fish weighs the same 1104 01:02:30,713 --> 01:02:33,705 - as the girl on your last cover. - Ooh! 1105 01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:36,446 Oh, Alicia, remind me. Were you a salmon or a trout? 1106 01:02:36,486 --> 01:02:37,612 You were a trout. 1107 01:02:49,165 --> 01:02:53,192 Oh... Thanks for saving me in there. 1108 01:02:57,540 --> 01:03:00,065 So have you filled your photo frames yet? 1109 01:03:00,109 --> 01:03:03,840 No. Not yet. 1110 01:03:05,081 --> 01:03:07,948 You could put a picture of Alicia in one. 1111 01:03:10,319 --> 01:03:12,253 Except there probably wouldn't be room 1112 01:03:12,288 --> 01:03:14,313 for her spidery long legs. 1113 01:03:15,358 --> 01:03:17,383 You know, I've always felt that 1114 01:03:17,426 --> 01:03:21,726 spidery long legs were vastly overrated. 1115 01:03:24,167 --> 01:03:26,362 I thought she was your girlfriend. 1116 01:03:29,505 --> 01:03:31,905 No. She's not my girlfriend. 1117 01:03:35,111 --> 01:03:37,443 She's not you. 1118 01:03:55,598 --> 01:03:57,293 Erica, you get her on the phone, 1119 01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:59,699 you pretend she's your best friend in the world. 1120 01:03:59,735 --> 01:04:02,329 You find out how she got in this terrible situation. 1121 01:04:02,371 --> 01:04:04,134 How did she get so far behind? 1122 01:04:04,173 --> 01:04:06,971 Then you take that information and you use it against her. 1123 01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:08,738 What are her motivators? Pride? 1124 01:04:08,778 --> 01:04:10,575 Integrity? Honor? Fear? 1125 01:04:10,613 --> 01:04:13,411 Tell her she'll lose everything. Slap a lien on her house. 1126 01:04:13,449 --> 01:04:15,246 Tell her we'll print it in the papers. 1127 01:04:15,284 --> 01:04:17,149 Gotta take her to the edge of the cliff. 1128 01:04:17,186 --> 01:04:20,212 Let her think you're gonna push her over and at the last minute, 1129 01:04:20,256 --> 01:04:22,554 pull her back and get what you want out of her. 1130 01:04:22,592 --> 01:04:25,652 That, Erica, is how you earn a commission. 1131 01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:26,529 Lesson over. I need Successful Saving. 1132 01:04:26,529 --> 01:04:28,440 Lesson over. I need Successful Saving. 1133 01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:38,196 Excuse me. 1134 01:04:45,615 --> 01:04:46,980 [elevator bell rings] 1135 01:05:10,773 --> 01:05:13,970 - [elevator bell rings] - [cell phone dialing] 1136 01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:27,317 [� Batman Theme on cell phone] 1137 01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:31,648 Derek Smeath. Hello? Hello... 1138 01:05:33,562 --> 01:05:36,861 Elevators. Thank goodness for redial. 1139 01:05:49,178 --> 01:05:51,738 [cell phone] Do not answer this call, it's Derek Smeath. 1140 01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:54,409 Do not answer this call, it's Derek Smeath. 1141 01:05:54,450 --> 01:05:57,146 Do not answer this call, it's Derek Smeath. 1142 01:05:57,186 --> 01:05:59,654 Do not answer this call, it's Derek Smeath. 1143 01:05:59,689 --> 01:06:01,520 Do not answer this call, it... 1144 01:06:15,938 --> 01:06:18,907 No, he doesn't know it yet, but he will. All right. 1145 01:06:18,941 --> 01:06:21,876 - Speak to you then. - Luke! Luke. 1146 01:06:21,911 --> 01:06:24,744 - Good morning. - Hi. 1147 01:06:24,780 --> 01:06:27,078 - Hi. - Excusez-moi. 1148 01:06:27,116 --> 01:06:29,346 Am I interrupting something? Hmm? 1149 01:06:29,385 --> 01:06:30,613 - No. Mm-mm. - No, no. 1150 01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:33,053 I've come for the Green Scarf Girl. 1151 01:06:33,089 --> 01:06:35,990 - Me? - Our esteemed Monsieur West 1152 01:06:36,025 --> 01:06:39,256 has asked me to dress you for your TV debut. 1153 01:06:39,295 --> 01:06:41,422 I have one hour to shop. 1154 01:06:41,464 --> 01:06:43,159 Oh, uh, I'm sorry, excuse me, 1155 01:06:43,199 --> 01:06:46,134 but, Rebecca, Derek Smeath is here. 1156 01:06:47,603 --> 01:06:52,267 God. Um... I, uh... 1157 01:06:52,308 --> 01:06:54,572 Rebecca is being stalked. 1158 01:06:54,610 --> 01:06:57,170 [gasps] So exciting at Successful Saving. 1159 01:06:57,213 --> 01:06:59,181 I've had enough of this clown. I'll see him. 1160 01:06:59,215 --> 01:07:02,048 Whoa! Luke! No! I never want you to meet him, ever. 1161 01:07:02,084 --> 01:07:04,211 Don't worry. I've already called security. 1162 01:07:04,253 --> 01:07:07,120 See? She called security. 1163 01:07:07,156 --> 01:07:08,987 Voil�. Shall we go? Mmm? 1164 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,287 No. No, no, no, no. 1165 01:07:10,326 --> 01:07:12,726 This is outrageous! I have every right to be here. 1166 01:07:12,762 --> 01:07:14,593 So after the ball, I, myself, actually 1167 01:07:14,630 --> 01:07:16,928 read Successful Saving. Your piece was very good. 1168 01:07:16,966 --> 01:07:18,160 I have been observing you 1169 01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,430 and it seems you have natural street fashion, 1170 01:07:20,469 --> 01:07:24,132 but... do you have genuine style? 1171 01:07:29,445 --> 01:07:32,039 Dressing is like any worthwhile endeavor. 1172 01:07:32,081 --> 01:07:35,539 It is an art, but also a challenge. 1173 01:07:36,218 --> 01:07:37,879 Bonjour. 1174 01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:40,286 This dress is good for you, huh? 1175 01:07:40,322 --> 01:07:46,022 With maybe... this jacket over. 1176 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:48,622 Oh, that's genius, Alette. Parfait. 1177 01:07:50,466 --> 01:07:53,902 I think that is a great dress, um, but I was thinking... 1178 01:07:53,936 --> 01:07:55,403 ...a little more... 1179 01:07:55,438 --> 01:07:58,464 ...of something... like this? 1180 01:08:03,012 --> 01:08:06,914 I mean, I'd pair it with a new Yves Saint Laurent coat. 1181 01:08:08,317 --> 01:08:09,784 Show me. 1182 01:08:09,819 --> 01:08:11,753 So, Rebecca, hmm. 1183 01:08:13,622 --> 01:08:15,681 Take her bag. 1184 01:08:17,359 --> 01:08:19,725 You are sure of your choice? 1185 01:08:19,762 --> 01:08:23,892 - Yeah. - Hmm. We'll see. 1186 01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:32,735 [gasping] 1187 01:08:32,775 --> 01:08:35,335 [cell phone] Do not answer this call, it's Derek Smeath. 1188 01:08:35,377 --> 01:08:37,937 Do not answer this call, it's Derek Smeath. 1189 01:08:37,980 --> 01:08:40,676 Do not answer this call, it's Derek Smeath. 1190 01:08:40,716 --> 01:08:43,583 Do not answer this call, it's Derek Smeath. 1191 01:08:43,619 --> 01:08:45,814 Do not answer this call, it's Derek Smeath. 1192 01:08:45,855 --> 01:08:48,483 Do not answer this call, it's... 1193 01:08:48,524 --> 01:08:51,015 Hello. 1194 01:08:55,865 --> 01:08:59,494 Ah, yes. Is perfect. 1195 01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:03,002 So, unfortunately, I cannot stay. 1196 01:09:03,038 --> 01:09:06,132 But I am looking forward to seeing how you accessorize it 1197 01:09:06,175 --> 01:09:08,939 - for your TV debut. Hmm? - Oh, thank you. 1198 01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:10,002 Goodbye. 1199 01:09:17,153 --> 01:09:19,348 - Oh, God. - Is there a problem? 1200 01:09:21,557 --> 01:09:24,458 Pretty much my entire first month's salary. 1201 01:09:24,493 --> 01:09:26,393 Mmm. But isn't it worth it? 1202 01:09:29,632 --> 01:09:33,068 OK, no peeking. Don't peek. Can you see? OK. Get up here. 1203 01:09:33,102 --> 01:09:39,007 Now turn this way. OK, don't peek. Don't peek. OK, open! 1204 01:09:41,310 --> 01:09:43,778 Oh, and look, look, look! The best part! 1205 01:09:46,949 --> 01:09:49,679 - Do you love it? - It's so her! 1206 01:09:49,718 --> 01:09:51,811 Oh, Bex. This is so exciting. 1207 01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:53,913 I'm getting married and you love your dress, 1208 01:09:53,956 --> 01:09:56,049 and you're getting to Alette, and... 1209 01:09:56,091 --> 01:09:57,752 What's in that bag? 1210 01:09:58,961 --> 01:10:01,225 Oh, that's just a dress that Alette chose for me 1211 01:10:01,263 --> 01:10:02,890 for the TV show. 1212 01:10:02,932 --> 01:10:05,127 Mom, can you go get a cupcake? 1213 01:10:07,069 --> 01:10:09,094 How much did it cost? 1214 01:10:10,339 --> 01:10:12,705 Alette gets an incredible discount. 1215 01:10:12,741 --> 01:10:14,504 Still going to Shopaholics Anonymous? 1216 01:10:14,543 --> 01:10:15,703 Yes! 1217 01:10:15,744 --> 01:10:17,871 - 'Cause you promised. - I know! 1218 01:10:27,823 --> 01:10:31,020 Oh, excuse me. Are you going to the shopaholics meeting? 1219 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:32,687 Yes. 1220 01:10:32,728 --> 01:10:35,697 Could you do me a favor and stow these in your trunk? 1221 01:10:35,731 --> 01:10:38,291 Doesn't look good entering a self-help shopping group 1222 01:10:38,334 --> 01:10:39,562 carrying a Barneys bag. 1223 01:10:39,602 --> 01:10:41,832 Oh! I know exactly what you mean. 1224 01:10:41,870 --> 01:10:44,236 - Leave it to me. - OK. 1225 01:10:44,273 --> 01:10:47,140 - Hey, save me a seat, huh? - OK. 1226 01:10:48,277 --> 01:10:51,337 - [Rebecca] Thank you! - [church bells tolling] 1227 01:10:54,316 --> 01:10:57,615 My name is Ms. Korch. I am your new group leader. 1228 01:10:57,653 --> 01:11:00,315 I do things differently. 1229 01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:05,456 Ms. Bloomwood? 1230 01:11:05,494 --> 01:11:07,860 You're willing to give away your money for things 1231 01:11:07,896 --> 01:11:10,126 that you don't need, so why not try giving away 1232 01:11:10,165 --> 01:11:11,996 the things you don't need for no money. 1233 01:11:12,034 --> 01:11:14,366 But here's the thing: I really need those things. 1234 01:11:14,403 --> 01:11:16,166 I'll show you who really needs them. 1235 01:11:16,205 --> 01:11:18,298 Steady! Steady. Courage, woman. 1236 01:11:18,340 --> 01:11:22,208 - Oh, my. Colorful. - This is my bridesmaid's dress. 1237 01:11:22,244 --> 01:11:26,078 Please! How many of us have used that one before, hmm? 1238 01:11:28,617 --> 01:11:32,678 OK. I just want you to take these clothes and... do good. 1239 01:11:32,721 --> 01:11:38,387 Ms. Bloomwood, wasn't that liberating? Bravo! 1240 01:11:38,427 --> 01:11:41,123 [all cheering] 1241 01:11:41,163 --> 01:11:45,361 My will is strong. My wallet is closed. I don't want to shop! 1242 01:11:45,401 --> 01:11:47,665 Back to the basement. I couldn't be prouder. 1243 01:11:49,705 --> 01:11:52,173 There's been a mistake. The dresses I gave in? 1244 01:11:52,207 --> 01:11:54,437 - Hmm. I need it back. - I see. Mm-hmm. Christy! 1245 01:11:54,476 --> 01:11:55,943 Yes? 1246 01:11:55,978 --> 01:11:58,742 Can't sell those two dresses. There's been a mistake. 1247 01:11:58,781 --> 01:12:01,648 - No returns. - I really need these dresses! 1248 01:12:01,684 --> 01:12:03,481 I'd bring back something tomorrow. 1249 01:12:03,519 --> 01:12:05,714 - Something better. - No exchanges. 1250 01:12:05,754 --> 01:12:10,589 - OK, so, um, I'll buy 'em. - You will? Oh, that's great. 1251 01:12:10,626 --> 01:12:12,389 Oh, really. We need every cent here. 1252 01:12:12,428 --> 01:12:15,659 - OK. How much? - A hundred and ten. 1253 01:12:15,698 --> 01:12:18,064 What? How is this a charity store? 1254 01:12:18,100 --> 01:12:19,795 This is from Barneys. 1255 01:12:19,835 --> 01:12:24,238 I know. OK, I don't have enough for both. 1256 01:12:24,273 --> 01:12:27,640 - This one's twenty. - Maybe come back for this one? 1257 01:12:27,676 --> 01:12:30,543 Which is more important? 1258 01:12:30,579 --> 01:12:30,679 Got money issues? Who hasn't? 1259 01:12:30,679 --> 01:12:33,659 Got money issues? Who hasn't? 1260 01:12:33,716 --> 01:12:36,844 Oh! Tarkie, Tarkie, Tarkie, she's on! 1261 01:12:36,885 --> 01:12:39,251 - This is her? - Yeah. 1262 01:12:39,288 --> 01:12:42,416 The Girl in the Green Scarf, Rebecca Bloomwood, 1263 01:12:42,458 --> 01:12:45,018 Oh, she looks like an expert. How are her accessories? 1264 01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:50,362 Hey, Janice. She's in the... Whoa. What channel? 1265 01:12:51,633 --> 01:12:52,895 ...finance. Not my thing. 1266 01:12:52,935 --> 01:12:56,132 - Jane. - [Jane] Yeah? 1267 01:12:56,171 --> 01:12:59,572 - Janey. Janey! - What? 1268 01:12:59,608 --> 01:13:02,406 [woman on TV]...then I read your columns, and I'm like... 1269 01:13:02,444 --> 01:13:03,934 "Wow. I get it." 1270 01:13:03,979 --> 01:13:05,970 Right. Which is exactly the point. 1271 01:13:06,014 --> 01:13:08,414 Because so much financial journalism is really... 1272 01:13:08,450 --> 01:13:10,918 - Is really boring. - I'm with ya on that! 1273 01:13:12,321 --> 01:13:14,118 Yes! Go, Bex! 1274 01:13:14,156 --> 01:13:15,919 It's not accessible. 1275 01:13:15,958 --> 01:13:18,722 But it's ordinary people that have the most money in savings. 1276 01:13:18,761 --> 01:13:21,491 It is. It's people like my mom and dad. 1277 01:13:22,297 --> 01:13:23,696 Ow! 1278 01:13:23,732 --> 01:13:26,997 Tell us about the coat. Tell the audience what you wrote 1279 01:13:27,035 --> 01:13:29,868 about the cashmere coat and worth. 1280 01:13:29,905 --> 01:13:32,840 - Well, that's you. - No, no. 1281 01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:35,275 - He inspired me. - Aw... 1282 01:13:35,310 --> 01:13:38,040 [Rebecca] It's the difference between cost and worth. 1283 01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:40,674 Essentially, something you can't see, can't touch, 1284 01:13:40,716 --> 01:13:43,947 but it's actually the most valuable commodity in America. 1285 01:13:43,986 --> 01:13:47,149 - And that's... - Trust. 1286 01:13:48,757 --> 01:13:52,625 Trust. I'm loving you guys. 1287 01:13:52,661 --> 01:13:55,323 Who knew that debt could be so much fun, huh? 1288 01:13:55,364 --> 01:13:57,389 But we just have a little bit more time. 1289 01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:59,401 We wanna get questions from the audience. 1290 01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:01,198 Is there anybody out there 1291 01:14:01,236 --> 01:14:03,261 with any financial issues that would like... 1292 01:14:03,305 --> 01:14:04,533 Yes, you, sir. 1293 01:14:04,573 --> 01:14:08,065 Well... I'm having trouble with debt. 1294 01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:11,307 OK. Mortgage debt, car debt? 1295 01:14:13,949 --> 01:14:19,945 - Ms. Bloomwood's debt. - [laughs] Ms. Bloomwood's debt. 1296 01:14:19,988 --> 01:14:21,455 That's right. 1297 01:14:23,992 --> 01:14:26,426 I'm from the All City Debt Collection Agency. 1298 01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:30,091 - My name is Derek Smeath. - [woman] Alrighty. 1299 01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:33,124 Now, look, for God's sake, can I just say that this man 1300 01:14:33,168 --> 01:14:36,001 has been stalking Rebecca for the past year. 1301 01:14:36,038 --> 01:14:37,528 Yes, I have. 1302 01:14:37,573 --> 01:14:40,804 To recover unrepaid credit on a store card totaling 1303 01:14:40,843 --> 01:14:43,869 $9,412 and a quarter. 1304 01:14:43,912 --> 01:14:46,346 - [audience gasps] - Is this for real? 1305 01:14:46,381 --> 01:14:49,839 No, I'm sorry, because he is her ex-boyfriend. 1306 01:14:52,187 --> 01:14:53,745 Really? 1307 01:14:55,424 --> 01:14:57,915 No wonder she didn't bring him home. 1308 01:14:59,761 --> 01:15:03,026 That's good. I tell ya, 1309 01:15:03,065 --> 01:15:05,431 the more you look at me, the funnier that gets. 1310 01:15:08,403 --> 01:15:12,032 OK, well, uh, my ex-girlfriend 1311 01:15:12,074 --> 01:15:13,939 told me she couldn't meet me today 1312 01:15:13,976 --> 01:15:16,604 because I might risk contamination with an infection 1313 01:15:16,645 --> 01:15:20,547 - she picked up in Finland. - Oh! 1314 01:15:20,582 --> 01:15:22,049 [Derek] Know she was part Finnish? 1315 01:15:22,084 --> 01:15:25,247 - [audience laughs] - OK, we're on limited time. 1316 01:15:25,287 --> 01:15:26,652 Anybody else like to ask... 1317 01:15:26,688 --> 01:15:29,316 No, no, no. The best is yet to come. 1318 01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:30,791 Oh, God! 1319 01:15:30,826 --> 01:15:32,726 Did you realize our Ms. Bloomwood here 1320 01:15:32,761 --> 01:15:34,991 is in the hospital with depression? 1321 01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:37,521 Currently in the hospital with gallstones. 1322 01:15:37,566 --> 01:15:39,659 "Check is in the mail" 14 times. 1323 01:15:39,701 --> 01:15:43,034 Check is lost in the mail 14 times. 1324 01:15:43,071 --> 01:15:46,165 Recovering from a chemical fruit acid peel. 1325 01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:49,336 Called back for second tour of duty in Basra. 1326 01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:51,403 [laughter] 1327 01:15:54,683 --> 01:15:57,083 Which of these excuses is true? 1328 01:15:57,119 --> 01:15:59,212 Are any of them? 1329 01:15:59,254 --> 01:16:02,781 Will the real Rebecca Bloomwood please stand up? 1330 01:16:08,897 --> 01:16:11,832 Well, at least I don't have to worry about you being stalked! 1331 01:16:11,867 --> 01:16:13,300 Luke, you don't understand! 1332 01:16:13,335 --> 01:16:14,859 No, you're right, I don't! 1333 01:16:14,903 --> 01:16:17,064 So do what I hired you to do, Rebecca, 1334 01:16:17,105 --> 01:16:18,299 and make the truth clear 1335 01:16:18,340 --> 01:16:20,900 to somebody who absolutely doesn't understand. 1336 01:16:20,943 --> 01:16:22,911 I shop. 1337 01:16:22,945 --> 01:16:24,537 Oh, so you lie because you shop. 1338 01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:27,845 - [stammering] - OK, OK. Why do you shop? 1339 01:16:27,883 --> 01:16:29,817 - Well, I... - Come on, come on! 1340 01:16:29,851 --> 01:16:31,546 Well, you're not giving me time... 1341 01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:33,145 For what? To make something up? 1342 01:16:33,188 --> 01:16:35,713 Just, for once in your life, tell me the truth. 1343 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:43,195 Because when I shop, the world gets better. 1344 01:16:43,231 --> 01:16:45,096 The world is better. 1345 01:16:46,735 --> 01:16:51,638 And then it's not anymore. And I need to do it again. 1346 01:16:56,712 --> 01:16:58,737 Well, what about honesty? 1347 01:17:00,949 --> 01:17:03,008 What about credibility? 1348 01:17:03,986 --> 01:17:05,647 Well, I wanted to tell you, 1349 01:17:05,687 --> 01:17:09,088 but I only took the job to get to Alette. 1350 01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:23,662 Well, I wish you all the best with that. 1351 01:17:23,705 --> 01:17:25,195 Luke, I'm so sorry. 1352 01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:29,506 No, no. I understand. The whole thing was a lie. 1353 01:17:33,081 --> 01:17:35,709 That absolutely makes sense. 1354 01:17:50,565 --> 01:17:54,626 [woman] � You're breaking my heart You're tearing it apart 1355 01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:56,535 � Woo, woo 1356 01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:01,134 � Now I've gone insane 1357 01:18:02,611 --> 01:18:05,580 � And you're breaking my glasses, too, OK? 1358 01:18:05,614 --> 01:18:08,481 Is she wearing my bridesmaid's dress? 1359 01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:11,509 - [door slams] - Suze! 1360 01:18:12,587 --> 01:18:15,021 That, I can absolutely explain! 1361 01:18:15,057 --> 01:18:18,857 OK! Explain. 1362 01:18:19,928 --> 01:18:20,952 Oh... 1363 01:18:23,131 --> 01:18:25,463 Explain! 1364 01:18:34,776 --> 01:18:36,471 Suze! 1365 01:18:38,146 --> 01:18:41,445 Mr. West. I like Luke Brandon. 1366 01:18:41,483 --> 01:18:45,783 But it would seem on recent evidence, Mr. Brandon 1367 01:18:45,821 --> 01:18:48,984 allowed his objectivity to lapse. 1368 01:18:50,926 --> 01:18:53,087 Mr. Brandon? 1369 01:18:55,697 --> 01:18:57,392 [sighs] 1370 01:18:57,432 --> 01:19:00,094 Rebecca Bloomwood... 1371 01:19:05,607 --> 01:19:11,136 Rebecca Bloomwood was the most vivacious, 1372 01:19:11,179 --> 01:19:15,912 funny, inspiring woman I have ever met. 1373 01:19:17,352 --> 01:19:21,914 And she lived a lie. We know that now. 1374 01:19:24,025 --> 01:19:27,961 But what she wrote in her columns was the truth. 1375 01:19:27,996 --> 01:19:30,294 She had a voice. 1376 01:19:31,366 --> 01:19:33,834 She spoke to people who never believed 1377 01:19:33,869 --> 01:19:36,269 that they could understand, and who loved it when 1378 01:19:36,304 --> 01:19:38,864 they found that they could. And I loved it. 1379 01:19:46,314 --> 01:19:49,647 Rebecca Bloomwood let me down. 1380 01:19:51,987 --> 01:19:55,252 But the Girl in the Green Scarf never did. 1381 01:20:01,163 --> 01:20:04,064 [horn plays up-tempo tune] 1382 01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:10,263 As for you, if Luke Brandon and his attitude 1383 01:20:10,305 --> 01:20:12,705 aren't fitting in at Dantay-West, 1384 01:20:12,741 --> 01:20:15,266 there's really only ever one solution. 1385 01:20:19,881 --> 01:20:22,816 Maybe we should start a new magazine. 1386 01:20:22,851 --> 01:20:28,687 A magazine driven purely by the voices of its writers. 1387 01:20:28,723 --> 01:20:33,820 A part of the company, but outside the gates, you know? 1388 01:20:33,862 --> 01:20:36,456 Yeah, sounds... Sounds great. 1389 01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:39,990 Yeah. It's unexpected, but, you know. 1390 01:20:40,035 --> 01:20:43,801 You have drive, Mr. Brandon, and vision. 1391 01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:45,898 I've been impressed. 1392 01:20:45,941 --> 01:20:48,409 Oh, it'll be tough going to start, 1393 01:20:48,443 --> 01:20:52,209 but that's the way Cy and I built this company. 1394 01:20:52,247 --> 01:20:57,913 On the day that we put that sign up over the door, Dantay-West. 1395 01:20:57,953 --> 01:21:01,252 That was when we knew that we'd made the right decision. 1396 01:21:02,724 --> 01:21:05,022 So here's to our new venture. 1397 01:21:07,896 --> 01:21:11,525 Well, I, um. I can't... 1398 01:21:11,566 --> 01:21:14,933 I cannot believe it. I'm going to kill her. 1399 01:21:16,805 --> 01:21:20,571 Mr. West, when you put that sign above the door, 1400 01:21:20,609 --> 01:21:23,942 you wanted to make your name in the world, didn't you? 1401 01:21:23,979 --> 01:21:28,416 - Oh, more than anything else. - So do I. 1402 01:21:32,621 --> 01:21:35,055 [Jane] Sweetie, she's gonna be fine. 1403 01:21:35,090 --> 01:21:37,388 And when you talk to her, don't... 1404 01:21:37,425 --> 01:21:41,953 Sweetie, honestly, do you think it's too... 1405 01:21:41,997 --> 01:21:44,158 "Raising Financially Fit Kids." 1406 01:21:44,199 --> 01:21:45,860 Do you think it's too late for this? 1407 01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:48,529 Never too late. Aren't you glad we went to that book fair? 1408 01:21:53,174 --> 01:21:54,835 Pretty amazing, ain't it? 1409 01:21:54,876 --> 01:21:57,276 That's why your mother and I love coming out here. 1410 01:21:58,179 --> 01:22:01,637 Reminds us of our childhood in Finland. 1411 01:22:04,486 --> 01:22:06,249 Your mom and I think, 1412 01:22:06,288 --> 01:22:10,384 if the American economy can be billions in debt 1413 01:22:10,425 --> 01:22:12,484 and still survive, so can you. 1414 01:22:15,230 --> 01:22:19,599 - The RV's worth about 13... - No. Dad. 1415 01:22:19,634 --> 01:22:20,692 We want to. 1416 01:22:20,735 --> 01:22:22,794 I will kill you if you sell it. 1417 01:22:22,837 --> 01:22:26,967 It completely defines you. Completely. 1418 01:22:29,344 --> 01:22:34,145 Nothing defines me, except you and your mother. 1419 01:22:42,824 --> 01:22:45,850 [� Greg Laswell: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun] 1420 01:23:38,980 --> 01:23:43,610 So she really did it? And it all worked. 1421 01:23:44,919 --> 01:23:46,181 What do you mean? 1422 01:23:46,221 --> 01:23:48,246 You mean you don't know. 1423 01:23:48,289 --> 01:23:50,883 Oh, this is good. 1424 01:23:50,925 --> 01:23:55,760 Alette Naylor is going to see the little green scarf girl 1425 01:23:55,797 --> 01:24:00,029 to give her the one thing that she wants most in all the world. 1426 01:24:00,068 --> 01:24:04,061 And now I'm stuck with her. 1427 01:24:05,140 --> 01:24:05,206 [Alette] I'm very happy to have found you. 1428 01:24:05,206 --> 01:24:07,720 [Alette] I'm very happy to have found you. 1429 01:24:07,776 --> 01:24:10,677 - I went to Mr. West to... - Hot. 1430 01:24:10,712 --> 01:24:14,148 Ah. Thank you. Charles et Diana. 1431 01:24:14,182 --> 01:24:16,912 No, no. They're not from Indiana, they're from England. 1432 01:24:16,951 --> 01:24:19,010 No, Dad, she said Charles and Diana. 1433 01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:22,581 Yes. Well, I went to see Mr. West to petition for clemency... 1434 01:24:22,624 --> 01:24:26,287 - ...which he gave. - And is Luke Brandon OK? 1435 01:24:26,327 --> 01:24:31,390 Unfortunately, Monsieur Brandon is no longer with Dantay-West. 1436 01:24:31,433 --> 01:24:34,266 But he'll land on his feet. 1437 01:24:34,302 --> 01:24:38,864 He's a Sherman, after all. Rebecca... 1438 01:24:40,008 --> 01:24:43,000 You may not know this, but your appearance 1439 01:24:43,044 --> 01:24:46,912 on that TV show has struck a nerve with many, many girls. 1440 01:24:47,615 --> 01:24:49,378 They identify with you. 1441 01:24:49,417 --> 01:24:55,322 Your column will be Affordable Fashion. 1442 01:24:56,591 --> 01:25:00,891 Five hundred words once a month. Welcome to Alette. 1443 01:25:00,929 --> 01:25:03,295 [gasps, laughing] I can do affordable fashion. 1444 01:25:03,331 --> 01:25:05,128 I mean, I know where all the sales are. 1445 01:25:05,166 --> 01:25:06,428 Yes, yes, she does. Oh! 1446 01:25:06,468 --> 01:25:08,663 In fact, she got that from me. 1447 01:25:08,703 --> 01:25:12,230 No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't. 1448 01:25:12,273 --> 01:25:15,709 - Oh, cake? - Yes. 1449 01:25:17,779 --> 01:25:19,576 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 1450 01:25:19,614 --> 01:25:21,741 Tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny. 1451 01:25:21,783 --> 01:25:24,343 - Oh. - No, tiny. Tiny! Tiny! 1452 01:25:24,953 --> 01:25:26,887 Hmm. 1453 01:25:36,631 --> 01:25:37,689 Thank you. 1454 01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:42,262 You will make your column personal. 1455 01:25:42,303 --> 01:25:43,463 Mm-hmm. 1456 01:25:43,505 --> 01:25:45,632 You'll take pieces from your own wardrobe, 1457 01:25:45,673 --> 01:25:47,834 like this for example. This is very pretty. 1458 01:25:47,876 --> 01:25:49,810 - They're swell. - This season, I believe. 1459 01:25:49,844 --> 01:25:52,813 Um, well, they're Louboutins, 1460 01:25:52,847 --> 01:25:55,782 so, I mean, well, they're not affordable fashion. 1461 01:25:55,817 --> 01:26:01,278 Fear not. Chez Alette, we print the prices very small. 1462 01:26:03,558 --> 01:26:06,254 And after all, what are credit cards for, huh? 1463 01:26:06,294 --> 01:26:07,955 You must know that. 1464 01:26:10,632 --> 01:26:12,759 Yeah, wow. 1465 01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:19,303 Yeah, no, I, um... I know all about credit cards. 1466 01:26:19,340 --> 01:26:22,366 And final notices and debt collectors. 1467 01:26:22,410 --> 01:26:26,107 Um, they should print that in the fashion magazines. Right? 1468 01:26:26,147 --> 01:26:27,808 Mm-hmm. 1469 01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:30,909 Rebecca, you have a moral conscience. 1470 01:26:30,952 --> 01:26:33,352 But if you want to work for my magazine... 1471 01:26:33,388 --> 01:26:36,084 No, no, I really... I wanna work at Alette. 1472 01:26:37,058 --> 01:26:39,151 What's the matter, baby? 1473 01:26:39,194 --> 01:26:43,494 I just, I have that really annoying feeling in the pit of my stomach. 1474 01:26:43,531 --> 01:26:45,260 You know that feeling when...? 1475 01:26:45,300 --> 01:26:47,359 Yes. I get it... I get it in the back of my head. 1476 01:26:47,402 --> 01:26:49,393 [Rebecca] Yeah, when... You know what I mean? 1477 01:26:49,437 --> 01:26:52,565 You wanna do something, but you sort of feel like you shouldn't? 1478 01:26:52,607 --> 01:26:54,802 - That's it! - I get heartburn. 1479 01:27:00,248 --> 01:27:04,617 I just... I have made so many mistakes, 1480 01:27:04,652 --> 01:27:10,454 and I feel like taking this job would be another one. 1481 01:27:10,491 --> 01:27:13,051 Before you make your decision, you should know this. 1482 01:27:13,094 --> 01:27:17,588 When I leave this house, the opportunity leave with me. 1483 01:27:19,367 --> 01:27:22,165 Well, then you should both go. 1484 01:27:26,541 --> 01:27:28,566 C'est la vie. 1485 01:27:30,178 --> 01:27:32,271 - [phone rings] - [man] You're a Sherman. 1486 01:27:33,781 --> 01:27:35,806 Can't you finance this yourself? 1487 01:27:36,784 --> 01:27:39,218 I'm asking if you will back me. 1488 01:27:40,555 --> 01:27:45,356 I'm asking if I am a good investment. 1489 01:27:49,530 --> 01:27:52,192 All right, people, this is it. I want you to think of it 1490 01:27:52,233 --> 01:27:55,259 as a toxic little monkey on your back. 1491 01:27:55,303 --> 01:27:58,636 Do it, Freak! But anybody who cries 1492 01:27:58,673 --> 01:28:02,040 - will have to cut two cards. - [door slams open] 1493 01:28:02,076 --> 01:28:03,839 [all gasp] 1494 01:28:03,878 --> 01:28:06,142 I'm Rebecca Bloomwood and I'm a shopaholic. 1495 01:28:06,180 --> 01:28:07,841 [all] Hi, Rebecca. 1496 01:28:07,882 --> 01:28:10,476 I destroyed my career on national television. 1497 01:28:10,518 --> 01:28:14,852 I lied to the man I love. I hurt my best friend. 1498 01:28:14,889 --> 01:28:18,689 I invented a stalker, and I don't even speak Finnish. 1499 01:28:18,726 --> 01:28:22,526 But I have a plan, and I need your help. 1500 01:28:22,563 --> 01:28:24,121 Who's with me? 1501 01:28:24,165 --> 01:28:26,690 [� Jessie James: Blue Jeans] 1502 01:28:28,269 --> 01:28:29,463 [muted] 1503 01:28:36,044 --> 01:28:38,808 Shut up. Sale of the century. 1504 01:28:39,647 --> 01:28:44,141 Forward to all employees. Send. 1505 01:28:56,264 --> 01:28:57,458 [computer beeps] 1506 01:28:57,498 --> 01:29:01,195 Oh, uh, Luke, sorry. Um, may I take a long lunch? 1507 01:29:01,235 --> 01:29:03,396 Sure. What are you doing? 1508 01:29:03,438 --> 01:29:06,236 Oh! Oh, uh, I have an appointment. 1509 01:29:06,274 --> 01:29:09,869 - With whom? - A person. 1510 01:29:12,947 --> 01:29:14,539 Um... 1511 01:29:22,690 --> 01:29:25,659 Uh, I suppose she has to, uh, clear the decks. 1512 01:29:25,693 --> 01:29:29,151 You know, make room for all those free clothes from Alette. 1513 01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:34,324 Go, Hayley. 1514 01:29:34,369 --> 01:29:36,132 - May I...? - [clears throat] 1515 01:29:43,544 --> 01:29:45,171 - Bags! - Ready! 1516 01:29:45,213 --> 01:29:46,737 - Accessories! - Ready! 1517 01:29:46,781 --> 01:29:48,578 - Shoes! - Ready. 1518 01:29:48,616 --> 01:29:50,811 - Millinery. - What you call me? 1519 01:29:50,852 --> 01:29:53,548 - Hats. - Oh! 1520 01:29:53,588 --> 01:29:55,283 I hope they've got shoes! 1521 01:30:00,962 --> 01:30:02,987 They're gettin' antsy out there. 1522 01:30:03,931 --> 01:30:05,626 Ready when you are, Ms. Bloomwood. 1523 01:30:05,666 --> 01:30:06,997 Open the doors, Dad! 1524 01:30:08,669 --> 01:30:11,695 - [� Jordyn Taylor: Accessory] - [all gasping] 1525 01:30:11,739 --> 01:30:13,764 [indistinct shouting] 1526 01:30:15,343 --> 01:30:17,607 There's plenty for everyone. 1527 01:30:17,645 --> 01:30:19,078 Just, take your... 1528 01:30:19,113 --> 01:30:20,808 You'll note the delicious color, 1529 01:30:20,848 --> 01:30:23,646 the smart collar and these classic buttons. 1530 01:30:23,684 --> 01:30:25,413 Thirty dollars is my final offer. 1531 01:30:25,453 --> 01:30:27,614 I'll give you $30 to get away from my table. 1532 01:30:27,655 --> 01:30:29,816 What about your mother? What would she like? 1533 01:30:29,857 --> 01:30:30,949 Sobriety. 1534 01:30:30,992 --> 01:30:33,552 - I think it's... - It's a lucky top. 1535 01:30:33,594 --> 01:30:36,062 These are real Prada shoes, ladies. 1536 01:30:36,097 --> 01:30:38,497 They go with the same pink as this scarf. 1537 01:30:38,533 --> 01:30:41,434 And the handbag. Oh. And the gloves. 1538 01:30:41,469 --> 01:30:44,165 OK, you know what, not for sale. Not for sale. 1539 01:30:44,205 --> 01:30:47,538 - Ms. Ptaszinski! - I'm OK. 1540 01:30:48,543 --> 01:30:50,010 And now... 1541 01:30:51,312 --> 01:30:53,678 [all gasp] 1542 01:30:53,714 --> 01:30:55,648 The green scarf! 1543 01:30:55,683 --> 01:30:57,310 An icon. 1544 01:30:58,686 --> 01:31:02,679 Supple, sensual, the color of money. 1545 01:31:02,723 --> 01:31:04,714 Rebecca always had such fabulous taste. 1546 01:31:04,759 --> 01:31:06,886 No wonder she wound up at Alette magazine. 1547 01:31:06,928 --> 01:31:09,158 Oh, Becky didn't end up at Alette magazine. 1548 01:31:09,197 --> 01:31:11,165 She turned that "hoppertunity" down. 1549 01:31:11,199 --> 01:31:13,394 - What? Why? - Yes, Jane Bloomwood, hi. 1550 01:31:13,434 --> 01:31:14,594 Oh, hi. 1551 01:31:14,635 --> 01:31:19,436 Now who will be the next Girl in the Green Scarf? 1552 01:31:19,474 --> 01:31:22,875 - Fifty dollars! - Anyone else? 1553 01:31:22,910 --> 01:31:24,400 - Seventy. - [Korch] I have 70! 1554 01:31:24,445 --> 01:31:27,676 - Ninety dollars. - [Korch] Ninety dollars right here! 1555 01:31:27,715 --> 01:31:29,808 - Excuse me. - Sure. 1556 01:31:29,851 --> 01:31:32,684 I have a bidder on the phone. One hundred and twenty dollars. 1557 01:31:32,720 --> 01:31:35,154 One-twenty for the beautiful, famous, elegant... 1558 01:31:35,189 --> 01:31:36,850 - [woman] One-fifty! - Don't sell it. 1559 01:31:36,891 --> 01:31:38,688 You've sold so much already. 1560 01:31:38,726 --> 01:31:42,560 - Two hundred dollars. - Two hundred and fifty dollars. 1561 01:31:42,597 --> 01:31:43,825 [all gasp] 1562 01:31:43,865 --> 01:31:48,598 Two-fifty! I have 250. The bid is against you at 250. 1563 01:31:49,504 --> 01:31:52,405 - Well? - Three hundred dollars! 1564 01:31:54,308 --> 01:31:57,903 You can tell your friend on the phone, I'll match anything they bid. 1565 01:31:58,613 --> 01:32:00,581 She's like an assassin. 1566 01:32:00,615 --> 01:32:03,106 Three hundred dollars. Going once. 1567 01:32:06,687 --> 01:32:10,350 - Going twice. - My bidder withdraws. 1568 01:32:10,391 --> 01:32:13,690 Sold for 300 to the lady in pink. 1569 01:32:17,431 --> 01:32:19,296 - [Rebecca] Wait! - [all gasping] 1570 01:32:21,969 --> 01:32:23,129 Uh... 1571 01:32:36,417 --> 01:32:39,909 - Don't wear it with yellow. - Never. 1572 01:32:39,954 --> 01:32:43,720 - It could bring you love. - Thank you. 1573 01:32:51,899 --> 01:32:53,924 [cheering] 1574 01:33:00,274 --> 01:33:04,643 One, two, three, four. That's another thousand. 1575 01:33:04,679 --> 01:33:07,204 Wow. 1576 01:33:07,248 --> 01:33:11,116 $16,586, 72 cents. 1577 01:33:11,152 --> 01:33:14,349 - You are a winner, babe! - [all screaming] 1578 01:33:14,388 --> 01:33:16,618 Oh, my God. 1579 01:33:40,247 --> 01:33:43,410 - [screams] - Mr. Smeath. 1580 01:33:43,451 --> 01:33:47,148 What the hell is this? What are you doing? 1581 01:33:47,188 --> 01:33:50,680 I'm doing exactly what you did to me on that television show, Derek. 1582 01:33:50,725 --> 01:33:52,989 I'm just giving you what you deserve. 1583 01:33:53,027 --> 01:33:56,019 But in the most inconvenient way possible. 1584 01:33:56,063 --> 01:34:02,024 And that, I think, makes 9,412. 1585 01:34:02,970 --> 01:34:05,200 Oh. And a quarter. 1586 01:34:10,378 --> 01:34:12,573 [indistinct chattering] 1587 01:34:23,958 --> 01:34:25,892 [Rebecca] I've got it. I've got it. 1588 01:34:30,331 --> 01:34:32,663 [woman] OK. Ladies, it's time! 1589 01:34:35,569 --> 01:34:39,767 - How'd you get it back? - I did a deal. 1590 01:34:53,054 --> 01:34:54,453 Get her some flowers. 1591 01:34:57,324 --> 01:35:00,885 - Sorry. OK. - Go, go, go, go, go. 1592 01:35:06,967 --> 01:35:08,457 - Ready, sweetie? - Bex! 1593 01:35:09,136 --> 01:35:10,694 Come here. 1594 01:35:18,145 --> 01:35:20,045 OK. 1595 01:35:26,454 --> 01:35:29,082 [� Macy Gray: Don't Forget Me] 1596 01:35:35,596 --> 01:35:37,723 See you at the reception! 1597 01:37:35,950 --> 01:37:39,249 You sold all your clothes and kept that? 1598 01:37:49,730 --> 01:37:53,131 - It's Suze's wedding... - Wedding. I know. 1599 01:37:53,167 --> 01:37:56,159 I'm an investigative journalist, Rebecca. 1600 01:37:56,203 --> 01:37:58,068 Give me some credit. 1601 01:38:09,950 --> 01:38:11,440 You really sold it all? 1602 01:38:14,154 --> 01:38:15,849 You have nothing left. 1603 01:38:15,890 --> 01:38:18,950 I mean, I wouldn't put it like that. 1604 01:38:24,265 --> 01:38:25,755 [gasps] 1605 01:38:27,134 --> 01:38:28,431 Neither would I. 1606 01:38:30,037 --> 01:38:32,164 The bidder on the phone was you. 1607 01:38:34,375 --> 01:38:35,842 But you lost! 1608 01:38:39,113 --> 01:38:41,138 Both bidders were me. 1609 01:38:43,984 --> 01:38:46,782 It's a desperately important scarf. 1610 01:39:20,354 --> 01:39:20,487 [Rebecca] Name: Rebecca Bloomwood. 1611 01:39:20,487 --> 01:39:23,297 [Rebecca] Name: Rebecca Bloomwood. 1612 01:39:23,357 --> 01:39:27,316 Occupation: I am a columnist for Luke's new magazine. 1613 01:39:27,361 --> 01:39:29,192 [� Adrienne Bailon: Big Spender] 1614 01:39:29,229 --> 01:39:33,222 Dress: Borrowed from Suze as I am a reformed shopaholic. 1615 01:39:33,267 --> 01:39:34,996 - Here, Ryuichi. - Wow! 1616 01:39:35,035 --> 01:39:36,730 [Rebecca] It is amazing what you have time to do 1617 01:39:36,770 --> 01:39:38,203 when you're not shopping. 1618 01:39:38,238 --> 01:39:41,002 For example, I actually learned Finnish. 1619 01:39:41,041 --> 01:39:42,599 [speaking Finnish] 1620 01:39:45,245 --> 01:39:47,713 Ahh... [speaks Finnish] 1621 01:39:47,748 --> 01:39:50,842 [Rebecca] And instead of a relationship with my credit card, 1622 01:39:50,884 --> 01:39:54,183 I have a relationship with someone who loves me back. 1623 01:39:55,923 --> 01:39:57,857 And never declines me. 1624 01:39:58,625 --> 01:40:00,183 Where do you get your moves? 1625 01:40:00,227 --> 01:40:02,627 Who knows? It just comes naturally. 1626 01:40:06,266 --> 01:40:09,064 Oh, you're right. It's a mystery. 126799