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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,521 --> 00:00:19,521 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:19,523 --> 00:00:21,786 - [footsteps pounding] - [panting] 3 00:00:27,585 --> 00:00:30,816 [upbeat hip-hop music playing] 4 00:00:31,919 --> 00:00:33,516 [phone speed dialing, line ringing] 5 00:00:33,518 --> 00:00:37,284 Hello? Hello, Glenn. It's Ali Davis. 6 00:00:37,286 --> 00:00:40,349 Yes, baby! I'm excited, too. But wait, what? 7 00:00:40,351 --> 00:00:42,850 Yes, I know Sports Illustrated wants Serena for June, 8 00:00:42,852 --> 00:00:46,216 but before we talk about that client, we need to talk about Lisa Leslie, 9 00:00:46,218 --> 00:00:49,151 who will be front and center at the shoot. 10 00:00:49,153 --> 00:00:51,650 What? Oh, oh, no. No, this ain't a negotiation. 11 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:54,650 It's center position or tall-ass girl ain't showing up for the shoot! 12 00:00:54,652 --> 00:00:56,250 [woman on TV] Big news in basketball. 13 00:00:56,252 --> 00:00:58,616 College sensation Jamal Barry declared himself eligible 14 00:00:58,618 --> 00:01:00,283 - for the NBA draft. - What? Excuse me, 15 00:01:00,285 --> 00:01:01,850 - I am her agent. - He has not yet signed with an agent. 16 00:01:01,852 --> 00:01:03,882 Oh, no, no. Glenn, don't go there with me. 17 00:01:03,884 --> 00:01:06,251 What'd you say? Oh, no, no. No, no, no. 18 00:01:06,253 --> 00:01:07,617 Oh, you. No. No, no, no, no. 19 00:01:07,619 --> 00:01:09,852 No, no, no. Glenn, no, you listen! 20 00:01:09,854 --> 00:01:13,083 Unless Lisa is guaranteed center position in writing, 21 00:01:13,085 --> 00:01:14,717 you'd better learn how to Photoshop 22 00:01:14,719 --> 00:01:16,651 because you ain't gonna have any of my clients 23 00:01:16,653 --> 00:01:19,285 in your magazine ever again! 24 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:21,018 You know what? Goodbye. 25 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:23,751 I'm not dealing with stupid people today. 26 00:01:23,753 --> 00:01:25,118 - Good morning? - Good morning. 27 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,919 - [phone ringing] - Oh, he's calling back! 28 00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:29,151 You know what? Can you deal with the slow people today? 29 00:01:29,153 --> 00:01:30,250 I can't. 30 00:01:30,486 --> 00:01:32,984 Hey, Glenn, let me see if I can get her. 31 00:01:34,353 --> 00:01:35,851 - You know what? She just stepped out. - [tablet chimes] 32 00:01:35,853 --> 00:01:38,384 I'll have her return. Buh-bye. 33 00:01:38,386 --> 00:01:40,152 How long have you been up? 34 00:01:40,154 --> 00:01:44,217 Ooh, since 3:00 a.m., and I've been crushing it all morning, 35 00:01:44,219 --> 00:01:46,918 - talking to Nike and Puma. - [tablet chimes] 36 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,885 But I've decided I'm going to take Candace to Adidas, 37 00:01:49,887 --> 00:01:51,417 - because they stepped up. - [chiming continues] 38 00:01:51,419 --> 00:01:53,619 - You're dinging. - Oh, no, stop it. 39 00:01:53,621 --> 00:01:56,050 - Please stop. Here, stop it! - [chimes] 40 00:01:56,052 --> 00:01:57,386 Go away! 41 00:01:57,388 --> 00:02:01,652 Mari created this Lovefinders.com profile for me. 42 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:02,985 Can you please get rid of it? 43 00:02:02,987 --> 00:02:04,785 All these stupid alerts keep coming up. 44 00:02:04,787 --> 00:02:06,652 - I will have it taken down ASAP. - Mm-hmm. 45 00:02:06,654 --> 00:02:08,618 If that's definitely what you want? 46 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:09,952 That is definitely what I want. 47 00:02:09,954 --> 00:02:11,719 Okay. It's just... It's been a minute. 48 00:02:11,721 --> 00:02:13,151 Uh, how would you know? 49 00:02:13,387 --> 00:02:15,618 - Well, I keep your calendar. - Booty calls aren't in there. 50 00:02:15,620 --> 00:02:17,286 Just please do what I ask you to do. 51 00:02:17,288 --> 00:02:18,920 Thank you. Ooh, I got to go. 52 00:02:18,922 --> 00:02:20,718 Dry cleaning is here, and I really feel like 53 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,819 the black skirt, houndstooth jacket screams, 54 00:02:22,821 --> 00:02:25,718 "Damn right you're making me partner! Took you bitches long enough." 55 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,352 You know what, Brandon? Just because you're gay, 56 00:02:28,354 --> 00:02:31,652 doesn't mean you're fabulous, okurrr? [chuckles] 57 00:02:31,654 --> 00:02:34,850 - [weakly] Okurr. - It's "okurrr." 58 00:02:34,852 --> 00:02:36,917 I... I can't even... 59 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:39,715 Come on, honey, walk like you are an assistant to a partner. 60 00:02:39,717 --> 00:02:42,851 - Mm-hmm. - Let's go. [clears throat] 61 00:02:44,719 --> 00:02:48,084 Holy Mother of Men's Health and Fitness, what is happening here? 62 00:02:48,653 --> 00:02:50,918 Oh, that's my new neighbor. 63 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:54,818 Captain Fucktastic, that's what I've been calling him. Right? 64 00:02:54,820 --> 00:02:55,852 - Yeah. - [elevator bell dings] 65 00:02:55,854 --> 00:02:57,250 [Brandon stammers] 66 00:02:57,252 --> 00:02:59,584 - Hi. - Hi. Hi. 67 00:03:02,986 --> 00:03:06,219 ["Mambo No. 5" playing on headphones] 68 00:03:15,519 --> 00:03:17,350 [Ali] Such a nice day for a jog. 69 00:03:17,352 --> 00:03:21,151 I like running. I just don't like running alone. 70 00:03:22,587 --> 00:03:23,717 [mouthing] He's gay. 71 00:03:25,086 --> 00:03:27,650 Anyone seen the new Gaga video? 72 00:03:29,152 --> 00:03:31,283 - [whispers] No, he's not. - [bell dings] 73 00:03:36,487 --> 00:03:37,752 God. 74 00:03:37,754 --> 00:03:40,419 Not even a sideways eye fuck. Nada. 75 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:41,819 What's going on in his head? 76 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:43,652 What, my ass doesn't look good in this skirt? 77 00:03:43,654 --> 00:03:45,352 Oh, given the current climate, 78 00:03:45,354 --> 00:03:46,985 it feels inappropriate for me to comment on your body. 79 00:03:46,987 --> 00:03:48,485 - Brandon! - Tight as a snare drum. 80 00:03:48,487 --> 00:03:49,717 You could bounce a quarter off that thing. 81 00:03:49,719 --> 00:03:51,318 You know what? Screw him. 82 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:52,953 - Today's my day. I'm making partner, baby. - Mm-hmm! 83 00:03:52,955 --> 00:03:55,585 And no man, I don't care how fucktastic, 84 00:03:55,587 --> 00:03:57,486 is gonna kill my vibe. 85 00:03:57,488 --> 00:03:59,717 ["Poison" playing] 86 00:04:01,953 --> 00:04:03,552 - [phone chimes] - [Brandon] It's Mari, 87 00:04:03,554 --> 00:04:05,553 she says she wants you to bring champagne 88 00:04:05,555 --> 00:04:07,085 to the bachelorette party 'cause Olivia's always sucks. 89 00:04:07,087 --> 00:04:09,619 [Ali] Okay, Bridezilla, take a Xanax. 90 00:04:10,555 --> 00:04:12,052 [sighs] 91 00:04:12,054 --> 00:04:15,919 So, seeing as how today's the big day and all, 92 00:04:15,921 --> 00:04:18,352 I was wondering if, once you get bumped up to partner, 93 00:04:18,354 --> 00:04:21,885 you might... see any changes in store for me? 94 00:04:22,988 --> 00:04:25,453 Look, you make a great assistant, 95 00:04:25,455 --> 00:04:27,785 but you'd be a shitty agent. 96 00:04:27,787 --> 00:04:29,351 And I say that with love. 97 00:04:30,421 --> 00:04:32,320 I know, right? Totally. 98 00:04:33,353 --> 00:04:37,287 Luckily, I'm blissfully happy just being your assistant... 99 00:04:37,289 --> 00:04:38,352 Good. 100 00:04:38,354 --> 00:04:39,486 ...in perpetuity. 101 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:42,219 [music continues] 102 00:04:52,853 --> 00:04:54,552 [man] Ooh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. 103 00:04:54,554 --> 00:04:56,386 Check out the sweet new wheels. 104 00:04:56,388 --> 00:04:58,451 A pre-celebration for the big day, huh? 105 00:04:58,453 --> 00:05:02,518 No, Ethan. Just... another day at the office. 106 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:05,151 - [Brandon] Rolling calls, crushing balls. - [valet] Good morning, Ms. Davis. 107 00:05:05,153 --> 00:05:07,185 Ah, ladies first. Thank you. 108 00:05:07,187 --> 00:05:09,018 I mean, this should've happened years ago. 109 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:10,585 It's crazy that I'm a partner and you're not 110 00:05:10,587 --> 00:05:12,851 just 'cause I signed Matt Ryan. I mean, come on! 111 00:05:12,853 --> 00:05:15,717 I mean, in fairness to me, monster signing, but still... 112 00:05:15,719 --> 00:05:18,018 Yeah, you're right, Ethan. It is crazy. 113 00:05:18,020 --> 00:05:19,518 That's what I said. 114 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,251 - [cell phone ringing] - Well, I'm rooting for you. 115 00:05:21,253 --> 00:05:23,219 - Fingers crossed, right? - Thanks, Ethan. 116 00:05:23,221 --> 00:05:25,052 - [ringing continues] - I can't. 117 00:05:25,054 --> 00:05:27,586 Ali Davis's office. Hi, Mari. 118 00:05:28,220 --> 00:05:29,818 Mari says she knows you're here. 119 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:31,453 She has a quick bachelorette party question. 120 00:05:31,455 --> 00:05:33,152 [Ali] Tell her I'm all good for tomorrow night. 121 00:05:33,154 --> 00:05:35,185 Text me any specifics. But be supportive, you know. 122 00:05:35,187 --> 00:05:37,752 Make it sound like I wish I had time to shoot the shit. 123 00:05:39,821 --> 00:05:44,019 Hey, girl. Ali can't wait to get it. It's gonna be a partay. 124 00:05:44,021 --> 00:05:47,184 Hey, hey, pop quiz! What is being kicked today? 125 00:05:47,186 --> 00:05:48,884 - A world of ass! - Boom! 126 00:05:48,886 --> 00:05:50,819 - [Brandon] Sorry. - [man] Staff meeting in five. 127 00:05:50,821 --> 00:05:53,186 I swear to God, bro, don't fuck with me! 128 00:05:53,188 --> 00:05:56,418 Fuck you, bro! I'll rip out your eyes and fuck the sockets! 129 00:05:56,420 --> 00:05:57,952 I'll fuck your mom! 130 00:05:58,822 --> 00:05:59,951 Ad agency exec? 131 00:05:59,953 --> 00:06:01,251 Oh, no, it's my brother. 132 00:06:01,587 --> 00:06:04,752 Yeah, we're doing that whole fantasy football prep. 133 00:06:04,754 --> 00:06:06,120 Anyway, want a doughnut? 134 00:06:07,254 --> 00:06:08,453 Sure. Thanks. 135 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:10,819 Hey. It's always good to see you guys. 136 00:06:10,821 --> 00:06:11,920 It always brightens my day. 137 00:06:11,922 --> 00:06:13,519 Oh, thanks, Danny. 138 00:06:13,521 --> 00:06:16,654 You said you were gonna fuck your brother's ma? 139 00:06:16,656 --> 00:06:19,286 - Our mom, yeah. - Uh-huh. Okay. 140 00:06:19,288 --> 00:06:21,086 So, we're laying in bed and she says, 141 00:06:21,088 --> 00:06:22,985 "Do you even know my name?" 142 00:06:24,022 --> 00:06:26,920 - No clue, right? None. - I have no clue. 143 00:06:26,922 --> 00:06:29,486 So, I pretend to be all appalled by this. 144 00:06:29,488 --> 00:06:31,718 I run off to the bathroom, I sneak to the kitchen, 145 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,085 I start looking through her mail, 146 00:06:33,087 --> 00:06:34,952 I find a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon. 147 00:06:34,954 --> 00:06:36,954 I'm buck naked, mind you. She comes in, I go, 148 00:06:36,956 --> 00:06:39,220 "Oh, good morning, uh, Resident." 149 00:06:39,222 --> 00:06:41,886 [laughter] 150 00:06:41,888 --> 00:06:43,719 And knowing you, Kevin, you kept the coupon. 151 00:06:43,721 --> 00:06:45,085 You know I did. 152 00:06:45,087 --> 00:06:46,719 Story gets better, I'll finish it later. 153 00:06:46,721 --> 00:06:49,221 Oh, come on, Ali can handle locker-room talk. Right, bro? 154 00:06:49,223 --> 00:06:52,587 Yeah, I'm sure you'll get the X-rated version at poker night. 155 00:06:52,589 --> 00:06:54,686 Why do you keep on this? There's no poker night. 156 00:06:54,688 --> 00:06:56,486 If there was a poker night, we would invite you 157 00:06:56,488 --> 00:06:57,986 'cause I'd like to take your money. 158 00:06:57,988 --> 00:06:59,786 - Really? - [laughs] No poker night. 159 00:06:59,788 --> 00:07:01,321 None, nada, zip! 160 00:07:01,323 --> 00:07:04,187 Ooh, I'ma need you to calm down, baby man child. 161 00:07:04,189 --> 00:07:05,652 - Mm. - [light laughter] 162 00:07:05,654 --> 00:07:06,919 Looking like Bamm-Bamm. 163 00:07:06,921 --> 00:07:10,050 Boom! Seize the day, right? 164 00:07:10,052 --> 00:07:11,552 That's why we're here. 165 00:07:11,554 --> 00:07:14,385 We seize the day here at Summit! That's right! 166 00:07:14,387 --> 00:07:15,719 [hooting] 167 00:07:16,253 --> 00:07:19,118 That's right! Good to see you! How you doing? 168 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,984 You keep telling yourself that. 169 00:07:21,786 --> 00:07:23,549 All right. Gentlemen... 170 00:07:24,755 --> 00:07:26,453 Headline news: 171 00:07:26,455 --> 00:07:29,185 Jamal Barry will be the number-one pick in the NBA draft, 172 00:07:29,187 --> 00:07:30,685 and he's meeting with agents. 173 00:07:31,122 --> 00:07:32,985 Now, I love Jamal. 174 00:07:32,987 --> 00:07:35,252 Not only because he's a big-time player, 175 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:37,553 but he's a franchise maker. 176 00:07:37,555 --> 00:07:39,419 But Jamal does come with some baggage. 177 00:07:39,922 --> 00:07:41,553 Dear old dad. 178 00:07:41,555 --> 00:07:43,685 [chuckles] Guy legally changed his name to Joe Dolla, 179 00:07:43,687 --> 00:07:46,453 which he's also calling his line of nutritional supplements. 180 00:07:46,455 --> 00:07:48,453 - [laughter] - [man] So, now you know what we're up against. 181 00:07:48,455 --> 00:07:50,618 So, here's what we need. We need to let him know 182 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:53,485 that he'll have the entire team around him. 183 00:07:53,487 --> 00:07:56,519 Because our teamwork makes their dream work! 184 00:07:56,521 --> 00:07:59,020 - [Ethan] Whoo! - That's right! All right! 185 00:07:59,022 --> 00:08:02,252 Now, speaking... speaking of teamwork, 186 00:08:02,254 --> 00:08:04,451 I think we got ourselves... 187 00:08:05,422 --> 00:08:07,585 - a championship ball. - [men hooting, clamoring] 188 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:08,854 Right? 189 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:10,586 And I think you know what this means. 190 00:08:10,588 --> 00:08:14,454 That means somebody in this room is about to be knighted. 191 00:08:14,456 --> 00:08:17,720 Now, that could be you. Uh-huh. [laughs] 192 00:08:17,722 --> 00:08:18,854 It could be you. 193 00:08:18,856 --> 00:08:20,219 You had a good year. 194 00:08:20,221 --> 00:08:22,352 But anyway, before I name names... 195 00:08:23,223 --> 00:08:25,286 I got to say something about this person. 196 00:08:26,956 --> 00:08:28,253 This person... 197 00:08:29,190 --> 00:08:33,887 is tough as nails, plays with passion and grit. 198 00:08:34,756 --> 00:08:35,786 This person... 199 00:08:36,655 --> 00:08:39,187 has brass balls when it comes to negotiations. 200 00:08:39,189 --> 00:08:41,719 [light chatter] 201 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:45,054 Now, it's my honor to confer title of partner 202 00:08:45,056 --> 00:08:50,654 to the person synonymous with Summit Worldwide Management. 203 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:54,453 Let's give it up for the newest member of the partners club! 204 00:08:55,155 --> 00:08:56,553 Here you go! Eddie Allen! 205 00:08:56,555 --> 00:08:58,553 [laughs, squeals] 206 00:08:58,555 --> 00:09:01,088 - Ali? - [Ali laughs] Whoo! 207 00:09:01,090 --> 00:09:02,753 [stammers] 208 00:09:02,755 --> 00:09:05,621 That's a great interception, Ali, but that pass was to Eddie. 209 00:09:05,623 --> 00:09:08,021 - Yeah, he said "Eddie." - Eddie, that's right. 210 00:09:08,023 --> 00:09:10,755 Pass that ball to Eddie. Eddie! Eddie Allen, our new partner! 211 00:09:10,757 --> 00:09:12,721 - [cheers, applause] - Way to go, Eddie! Good job. 212 00:09:12,723 --> 00:09:13,654 - Great year! - Yeah! 213 00:09:13,656 --> 00:09:14,822 [somber music] 214 00:09:14,824 --> 00:09:16,053 - [man] Eddie Allen, boys! - Whoo! 215 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,520 - That's our new partner! - All right! 216 00:09:17,522 --> 00:09:19,985 Hand him the ball. That's right. Give it up. 217 00:09:19,987 --> 00:09:22,552 You want to hand the ball to Eddie. 218 00:09:22,554 --> 00:09:24,984 That's right. Hand the ball over. That's right, there you are. 219 00:09:24,986 --> 00:09:27,886 - Eddie Allen! Congratulations to Eddie! - [Eddie] Yeah! Whoo! 220 00:09:27,888 --> 00:09:30,219 That's teamwork right there! Teamwork! 221 00:09:45,023 --> 00:09:47,486 Is this a joke, Nick? Huh? 222 00:09:47,488 --> 00:09:49,954 I mean, what the fuck do I have to do to make partner? 223 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,419 Breathe. Grab a Fiji. 224 00:09:51,421 --> 00:09:52,953 I mean, you know the deal. 225 00:09:52,955 --> 00:09:54,620 It has to be unanimous partner approval. 226 00:09:54,622 --> 00:09:57,287 Okay. So who was it? It was Kevin, wasn't it? 227 00:09:57,289 --> 00:09:58,753 I knew it was Kevin. 228 00:09:58,755 --> 00:10:01,085 It's anonymous, so I honestly couldn't tell you. 229 00:10:01,087 --> 00:10:05,052 This is bullshit. This is boys-club bullshit, and you know it! 230 00:10:05,054 --> 00:10:07,420 Look, this is a meritocracy. 231 00:10:07,422 --> 00:10:09,719 So, you're not entitled to be a partner. 232 00:10:09,721 --> 00:10:11,853 I'm sorry, "entitled"? 233 00:10:11,855 --> 00:10:15,886 Oh, well, you name someone who reps more Olympic gold medalists than me. 234 00:10:15,888 --> 00:10:19,153 I have clients on the cover of Sports Illustrated and Vogue 235 00:10:19,155 --> 00:10:20,754 in the same month! 236 00:10:20,756 --> 00:10:22,787 But you don't have any of the big three clients, do you? 237 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,421 The MLB, the NBA, the NFL. 238 00:10:25,423 --> 00:10:27,987 I mean, Eddie signed Mitchell Trubisky. 239 00:10:27,989 --> 00:10:29,854 That's a number-one draft pick. 240 00:10:29,856 --> 00:10:31,987 Boom. Done. 241 00:10:31,989 --> 00:10:33,221 - Boom! - Yeah. 242 00:10:33,223 --> 00:10:35,554 - Okay. - Ali. Ali! [sighs] 243 00:10:35,556 --> 00:10:38,087 Look. So I'm gonna be honest with you. 244 00:10:39,189 --> 00:10:41,186 You don't connect well with men. 245 00:10:42,089 --> 00:10:44,486 That means you're doing great in your lane. 246 00:10:44,488 --> 00:10:48,119 So, let's just stay in your lane. 247 00:10:49,322 --> 00:10:52,520 - Okay? - Okay. Are you finished? 248 00:10:53,255 --> 00:10:54,721 - Yeah, I'm good. - Great. 249 00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:57,388 I have to go get back in my female lane. 250 00:10:58,355 --> 00:11:01,054 Have a great day, dick... I mean, Nick. 251 00:11:01,056 --> 00:11:01,953 What'd I say? 252 00:11:01,955 --> 00:11:04,687 [upbeat music] 253 00:11:05,523 --> 00:11:06,688 [chatter] 254 00:11:08,055 --> 00:11:09,652 Listen up, assholes! 255 00:11:10,490 --> 00:11:13,854 I am personally going to sign Jamal Barry. 256 00:11:13,856 --> 00:11:15,921 - Uhh. - This is fair warning. 257 00:11:15,923 --> 00:11:19,453 Buckle up, backstabbing bitches. 258 00:11:29,223 --> 00:11:30,556 Hey, Ali, how you doing? 259 00:11:30,558 --> 00:11:32,421 Fan-fucking-tastic. Couldn't be better! 260 00:11:32,423 --> 00:11:33,921 [man] Hey, Skip! Your daughter's here. 261 00:11:33,923 --> 00:11:35,219 Hey, Dad! 262 00:11:35,221 --> 00:11:36,620 - Hey, you're early. - Yeah. 263 00:11:36,622 --> 00:11:37,520 Break. 264 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:41,654 Doesn't look like you're headed for a celebratory dinner. 265 00:11:41,656 --> 00:11:46,454 No, because they made a 31-year-old suck-up partner. 266 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,220 But I'm good, Daddy. You know why? 267 00:11:48,222 --> 00:11:51,588 Because I go high when they go low. 268 00:11:51,590 --> 00:11:54,386 - You want to talk about it? - Yes, I want to talk! 269 00:11:54,388 --> 00:11:56,655 Let me just get these hand wraps... 270 00:11:56,657 --> 00:12:01,287 These hand wraps are... Gets me so... [grunts] 271 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:05,553 I work harder than all of 'em. I do my job better. 272 00:12:05,555 --> 00:12:07,420 And they're still trying to hold me down. 273 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:10,286 They hit you, you hit back even harder. 274 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,353 You got you. 275 00:12:12,355 --> 00:12:14,786 You hear me? You got you. 276 00:12:14,788 --> 00:12:17,620 How am I supposed to fight a system that's rigged against me, Daddy, huh? 277 00:12:17,622 --> 00:12:18,919 Tell me that! 278 00:12:18,921 --> 00:12:22,454 You deliver on your word. You sign Jamal Barry. 279 00:12:22,456 --> 00:12:24,420 Then you're undeniable. 280 00:12:25,955 --> 00:12:27,821 You're right. You're right! 281 00:12:27,823 --> 00:12:29,020 Just shake the shit off. 282 00:12:29,557 --> 00:12:32,287 I got me. I got me. 283 00:12:33,155 --> 00:12:34,320 Come on. 284 00:12:35,191 --> 00:12:36,521 And soon... 285 00:12:37,322 --> 00:12:39,688 I'm gonna sign Jamal Barry. 286 00:12:39,690 --> 00:12:42,721 That's it, that's it, that's it. Yeah. 287 00:12:44,023 --> 00:12:46,754 Yes! Break. [laughs] 288 00:12:47,524 --> 00:12:49,586 - Good talk, good talk. - Thanks, Daddy. 289 00:12:49,588 --> 00:12:52,622 - Oh! Ho-ho-ho! - I didn't hear the bell. 290 00:12:52,624 --> 00:12:55,353 That's my girl. That's my girl. 291 00:12:55,355 --> 00:12:56,653 I love you. 292 00:12:57,090 --> 00:13:01,822 [sighs] I can't believe I leased that stupid expensive Porsche. 293 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:05,287 [groans] I just knew I was gonna get it this time. 294 00:13:06,025 --> 00:13:07,721 Fake it till you make it, girl. 295 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,221 Who is that new bartender? 296 00:13:13,591 --> 00:13:15,888 Oh, that's Will. He's been here a couple of months. 297 00:13:19,825 --> 00:13:22,923 Uh, you know what, Dad? I think I'm gonna stay and have another drink. 298 00:13:22,925 --> 00:13:24,322 Uh-huh. 299 00:13:24,324 --> 00:13:25,923 - I got the bill, don't worry. - Yeah, yeah. 300 00:13:25,925 --> 00:13:29,289 - Thank you for my pep talk. - Oh, you're welcome. 301 00:13:30,323 --> 00:13:31,454 [kisses] 302 00:13:32,491 --> 00:13:34,689 Don't look at me like that. 303 00:13:34,691 --> 00:13:38,321 [hip-hop song playing on speakers] 304 00:13:53,222 --> 00:13:54,320 Hi. 305 00:13:54,956 --> 00:13:55,954 Hi. 306 00:13:55,956 --> 00:13:57,720 So, what you mixing? 307 00:13:57,722 --> 00:14:00,786 How about a bespoke cocktail tailored specifically for you? 308 00:14:00,788 --> 00:14:03,255 - For me? - Let me just get a look at you. 309 00:14:03,257 --> 00:14:04,520 [laughs] 310 00:14:04,522 --> 00:14:06,554 No, don't laugh. Wait a minute. 311 00:14:06,556 --> 00:14:08,187 All right, now turn this way. 312 00:14:08,189 --> 00:14:09,755 Turn the other way. 313 00:14:11,256 --> 00:14:13,287 Okay. I got you. 314 00:14:13,289 --> 00:14:14,820 Okay. 315 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:19,153 Oh, oh, no, no, no, I'm not a vodka girl. 316 00:14:19,155 --> 00:14:21,921 I really like whiskey. I like dark. 317 00:14:21,923 --> 00:14:23,822 - Oh, do you? - Mm-hmm. 318 00:14:23,824 --> 00:14:25,886 Would you go to a symphony, hop up on stage 319 00:14:25,888 --> 00:14:28,222 and tell the conductor he needs more cello? 320 00:14:28,224 --> 00:14:31,488 - Probably, but go ahead. - Uh-huh. 321 00:14:36,323 --> 00:14:38,586 Okay. All right. 322 00:14:40,023 --> 00:14:42,422 I call this "The All You." 323 00:14:43,889 --> 00:14:45,021 All me. 324 00:14:45,023 --> 00:14:46,854 - All you. - Mm-hmm. 325 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,755 Mmm. 326 00:14:52,156 --> 00:14:53,522 Mmm. 327 00:14:53,524 --> 00:14:56,320 This is really good. Do I taste rose? 328 00:14:56,322 --> 00:14:59,455 You do. It's the cardamom rose syrup. I make it myself. 329 00:14:59,457 --> 00:15:03,554 And it pairs perfectly with the Cîroc you tried to get me to stop pouring. 330 00:15:04,824 --> 00:15:05,921 [chuckles] 331 00:15:07,391 --> 00:15:09,788 Um... Would you like to try it? 332 00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:12,889 I mean, if you don't mind sharing my straw. 333 00:15:18,057 --> 00:15:19,055 Uh... 334 00:15:20,323 --> 00:15:22,553 [music continues] 335 00:15:31,025 --> 00:15:33,490 - ["Push It" playing] - [laughter] 336 00:15:35,591 --> 00:15:37,756 - [laughs, moans] - Yeah. 337 00:15:38,525 --> 00:15:41,256 Where'd you say your bedroom was? Huh? 338 00:15:41,258 --> 00:15:42,790 Oh! Over there? 339 00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:46,022 It's, uh... somewhere back there. 340 00:15:46,024 --> 00:15:47,323 Go find it. 341 00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:49,689 Ooh, girl, what I'm about to do to you! 342 00:15:49,691 --> 00:15:51,789 Yeah, show me, papi! 343 00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:53,055 Oh, yeah. 344 00:15:54,357 --> 00:15:56,024 - To the left. - Wait. 345 00:15:56,026 --> 00:15:57,955 - To the left. To the right, to the right! - [groans] 346 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,389 - Wait, hold... [groans] - To the left! 347 00:16:00,391 --> 00:16:01,723 Ah! Can we talk about... 348 00:16:01,725 --> 00:16:04,522 - Oh! - Ow! Ah, ah! 349 00:16:04,524 --> 00:16:06,989 - [Ali screams] - Hold on! Ah... [laughs] 350 00:16:07,389 --> 00:16:08,987 Uh! 351 00:16:08,989 --> 00:16:09,922 [groans] 352 00:16:09,924 --> 00:16:12,321 Uh... Okay. 353 00:16:12,323 --> 00:16:13,855 - Uh... - Ooh. 354 00:16:14,957 --> 00:16:17,488 [both laugh] 355 00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:18,522 [Ali groans] 356 00:16:18,524 --> 00:16:19,654 [Will groans in pain] Oh! 357 00:16:19,656 --> 00:16:21,489 Oh, that's it! Oh, my God! 358 00:16:21,491 --> 00:16:23,754 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 359 00:16:23,756 --> 00:16:25,454 [Will] I can't breathe! I can't breathe! 360 00:16:25,456 --> 00:16:28,021 - [Ali groaning angrily] - [muffled cries] 361 00:16:28,023 --> 00:16:30,455 Whoa! Ah! Ah! 362 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:33,721 Ooh! Ooh, ooh. 363 00:16:33,723 --> 00:16:35,622 That was great. 364 00:16:39,391 --> 00:16:40,587 [sighs] 365 00:16:42,156 --> 00:16:43,288 Yeah. 366 00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:45,520 [music continues] 367 00:16:50,423 --> 00:16:51,554 [grunts] 368 00:16:55,824 --> 00:16:57,887 [snoring] 369 00:17:01,491 --> 00:17:03,688 - [birds chirping] - [dogs barking] 370 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,821 [child laughs] 371 00:17:09,558 --> 00:17:11,355 - Who are you? - I'm Ben. 372 00:17:11,357 --> 00:17:13,821 I hope it's okay I borrowed your mask. 373 00:17:14,624 --> 00:17:17,088 Welcome to Wakanda. 374 00:17:18,992 --> 00:17:20,087 [chuckles] 375 00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:21,088 What? 376 00:17:21,090 --> 00:17:22,021 Hey, Ben. 377 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,390 Ben. Ben! Oh, uh. 378 00:17:24,392 --> 00:17:26,056 Hey. Hey, buddy. 379 00:17:26,058 --> 00:17:27,890 I thought Brody's dad was dropping you off at 10:00. 380 00:17:27,892 --> 00:17:29,355 It's 10:05. 381 00:17:29,357 --> 00:17:31,291 - 10:05... - Oh, okay, uh... 382 00:17:31,293 --> 00:17:33,688 Go... Go play with some Legos. Daddy's getting up. 383 00:17:33,690 --> 00:17:35,023 - Now go, go play. - I... I need... 384 00:17:35,025 --> 00:17:37,322 - I need my, uh, my mask. - The nasty... Oh. 385 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,556 Don't... Close your mouth. Don't breathe. Don't say nothing. Just... 386 00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:42,756 - Can I... Just... - That mask... 387 00:17:42,758 --> 00:17:45,490 - The little... - Thank you! 388 00:17:45,492 --> 00:17:47,223 Come on, baby, go. Just play Legos. 389 00:17:47,225 --> 00:17:50,757 Go play some Legos. I'ma be there. Daddy's coming. 390 00:17:50,759 --> 00:17:52,056 - All right. - You have a kid? 391 00:17:52,058 --> 00:17:53,257 He was at a sleepover. 392 00:17:53,259 --> 00:17:55,022 Obviously, I did not want him to see this. 393 00:17:55,024 --> 00:17:57,289 Oh, my God. This is terrible. 394 00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:59,990 - Baby, where are you going? - I'm never late. 395 00:17:59,992 --> 00:18:03,655 I'm so late! I'm so late, so late, so late. 396 00:18:06,358 --> 00:18:08,523 You're married? [sighs] 397 00:18:08,525 --> 00:18:09,957 Wait. No... 398 00:18:09,959 --> 00:18:12,957 Okay, what time does she get here, huh? 10:18? 399 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,490 - Jerk! - It's not what you think... 400 00:18:14,492 --> 00:18:16,723 [door closes] 401 00:18:16,725 --> 00:18:18,790 I knew that wasn't a mask. 402 00:18:19,159 --> 00:18:20,889 [slurping] 403 00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:25,155 [Ethan] 45K. I know it's a starter model for me, but I'm in the game now. 404 00:18:25,489 --> 00:18:26,822 [clears throat] 405 00:18:26,824 --> 00:18:28,290 Ali, hey, hey! Good of you to join us. 406 00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:30,487 - Hey! - You know Devonta and John, right? 407 00:18:30,489 --> 00:18:31,888 - Devonta, of course! - Yeah. 408 00:18:31,890 --> 00:18:34,622 - I love your hair like that. - Your hair... 409 00:18:34,624 --> 00:18:36,021 Thank you! Hey, John. 410 00:18:36,023 --> 00:18:37,655 I can't see your hair all the way up there. 411 00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:39,455 Good to see you, though. 412 00:18:39,457 --> 00:18:41,355 - Hey, you got a little some... - Hey, no, you got something! 413 00:18:41,357 --> 00:18:42,720 Don't you try that, cutie. 414 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,122 - Thank God, you're here. - Yes. 415 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,088 We have a center-position situation. 416 00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:48,021 No, we don't have a situation, we have a contract. 417 00:18:48,023 --> 00:18:49,956 - That's the situation. - Okay. 418 00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:52,189 Uh, not asking, just informing: you have a condom on your back. 419 00:18:52,191 --> 00:18:54,055 - A what? - You have a condom on your back. 420 00:18:54,057 --> 00:18:56,922 A what? Oh, my God. Get it off. Get it off! Get it off! 421 00:18:56,924 --> 00:18:59,355 Please remember this when you're considering my raise. 422 00:18:59,357 --> 00:19:01,522 Yeah, take it to your grave or I will kill you. 423 00:19:01,524 --> 00:19:02,855 [inhales] 424 00:19:02,857 --> 00:19:04,888 [Ali] What is this center-position bullshit? 425 00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:07,490 Which asshole in here doesn't understand the concept of a contract? 426 00:19:07,492 --> 00:19:09,189 - Hold... - Kevin! 427 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,622 Do not talk over me. 428 00:19:11,559 --> 00:19:13,054 Tell whichever asshole here 429 00:19:13,056 --> 00:19:15,656 who wants to try to bump Lisa from center position 430 00:19:15,658 --> 00:19:17,057 - to step to me... - Okay. 431 00:19:17,059 --> 00:19:18,924 ...and not hide behind you motherfuckers. 432 00:19:18,926 --> 00:19:20,190 Great. 433 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:22,022 Tell him yourself 'cause he's right behind you. 434 00:19:22,024 --> 00:19:22,757 Where? 435 00:19:22,759 --> 00:19:24,623 [laughs] Peek-a-boo. 436 00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:26,322 Business rule number one: 437 00:19:26,324 --> 00:19:28,957 You should never call somebody an asshole behind they back. 438 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,824 - You know who said that? - No, I do not. 439 00:19:30,826 --> 00:19:32,890 - Asparagus Chevrolet. - Who? 440 00:19:32,892 --> 00:19:36,390 You know, a co-founder of General Motors, 1884. 441 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:40,622 Ali Davis, meet Joe Dolla, Jamal Barry's father. 442 00:19:40,624 --> 00:19:43,523 [Joe laughs] And manager. 443 00:19:43,525 --> 00:19:45,023 And bodyguard. 444 00:19:45,025 --> 00:19:47,690 And psychologist and nutritionist 445 00:19:47,692 --> 00:19:50,622 and trainer and sociologist and urologist. 446 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,224 That means everything. 447 00:19:52,226 --> 00:19:54,389 - Wow, that's a lot. Uh... - Mm-hmm. 448 00:19:55,126 --> 00:19:57,088 You know the second rule of business? 449 00:19:57,090 --> 00:19:58,990 There's always a win-win situation 450 00:19:58,992 --> 00:20:01,722 where everyone walks away happy. You like that? 451 00:20:01,724 --> 00:20:03,323 I know that's right. 452 00:20:03,325 --> 00:20:06,156 But it don't always happen like that in sports. It don't. 453 00:20:06,158 --> 00:20:07,423 Somebody got to win, 454 00:20:07,425 --> 00:20:09,690 and somebody got to taste the agony of defeat, 455 00:20:09,692 --> 00:20:11,423 like that blind ski jumper. 456 00:20:11,425 --> 00:20:13,458 Yeah. It's a lethal day. 457 00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:15,458 Decapitated. Just help us out here, please? 458 00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:17,857 - Ali D! - Lisa! 459 00:20:17,859 --> 00:20:21,592 Hey, girl, look at you! Six feet five inches of perfect. 460 00:20:21,594 --> 00:20:22,858 What's the holdup here? 461 00:20:23,192 --> 00:20:26,257 Yeah, I was gonna come over and talk to you about that. 462 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:30,292 We were talking about the cover image, and... [sighs] 463 00:20:30,294 --> 00:20:32,291 of course, you're guaranteed center position. 464 00:20:32,293 --> 00:20:37,757 But we were... we were thinking that maybe you'd split it 465 00:20:38,391 --> 00:20:40,055 with, um, Jamal Barry, 466 00:20:41,089 --> 00:20:42,356 the projected number-one NBA draft pick? 467 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,588 - Split it? - Mm-hmm. 468 00:20:45,590 --> 00:20:48,824 Let me ask you guys a question. Are you good at math? 469 00:20:48,826 --> 00:20:50,655 - Yes, summa cum laude. - Not my strong suit. 470 00:20:50,657 --> 00:20:52,124 I got through. 471 00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,488 So how many championships does Jamal Barry have? 472 00:20:54,490 --> 00:20:58,222 None. But this is the "Legends and Rising Stars" issue. 473 00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:02,223 I have two championships, three MVPs, and four gold medals. 474 00:21:02,225 --> 00:21:05,323 Now add that up and you tell me if I'm gonna share my magazine cover 475 00:21:05,325 --> 00:21:08,355 with whatever dude is here or the flavor of the month. 476 00:21:08,357 --> 00:21:09,889 Uh... 477 00:21:11,358 --> 00:21:14,090 Okay. You're right. You are right. 478 00:21:14,092 --> 00:21:16,290 Give the woman the throne, gents! 479 00:21:16,292 --> 00:21:19,888 She's earned it. And we have a contract. 480 00:21:19,890 --> 00:21:23,124 Boom! I'm so glad my agents are mad geniuses. 481 00:21:23,126 --> 00:21:25,022 And Ali, you got an old wine stain on your blouse. 482 00:21:25,024 --> 00:21:28,124 [laughs] Girl, yes, wine next week! Your house. 483 00:21:28,126 --> 00:21:30,257 - So, you mentioned win-win. - Yes. 484 00:21:30,259 --> 00:21:32,057 And I ate all those shrimps over there. 485 00:21:32,059 --> 00:21:33,789 You understand? So, I win. 486 00:21:34,058 --> 00:21:36,890 My son Jamal is not gonna be a part of this photo shoot. 487 00:21:36,892 --> 00:21:39,824 You lose. Now watch this. 488 00:21:39,826 --> 00:21:41,156 Jamal, let's go! 489 00:21:43,358 --> 00:21:44,391 [Ethan clears throat] 490 00:21:44,393 --> 00:21:46,657 Jamal, it was... [sighs] 491 00:21:46,659 --> 00:21:47,857 ...very nice to... 492 00:21:49,227 --> 00:21:51,523 - Well, that could've gone worse. - How? 493 00:21:51,525 --> 00:21:54,090 Could've noticed the used condom on your back earlier. 494 00:21:54,825 --> 00:21:56,058 That was a rubber glove. 495 00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:58,190 I was dyeing my hair, you asshole. 496 00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:00,856 Yeah... dyeing your hair with semen. 497 00:22:01,993 --> 00:22:03,589 [woman 1] So, the wine gal at Rite Aid 498 00:22:03,591 --> 00:22:06,325 said this was their bestseller for bachelorette parties. 499 00:22:06,327 --> 00:22:09,491 [woman 2] Well, your taste in champagne hasn't evolved much since college, 500 00:22:09,493 --> 00:22:10,991 but down the hatch. 501 00:22:10,993 --> 00:22:12,723 [woman 3] Kinda Chablis meets NyQuil and bleach. 502 00:22:12,725 --> 00:22:14,157 - Oh, it's burnt. - [Ali] Hello, everyone! 503 00:22:14,159 --> 00:22:16,123 - Hey, girl. - Sorry I'm late. 504 00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:18,758 - [all cheer] - [woman 3] Ah. Look at you and your boobies. 505 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,026 [Ali] I picked up some champagne. 506 00:22:20,028 --> 00:22:21,191 [woman 3] Thank God, real champagne! 507 00:22:21,193 --> 00:22:23,025 Good. Because mine sucked. 508 00:22:23,027 --> 00:22:25,423 [woman 3] Happy last days of being a single woman, cousin. 509 00:22:25,425 --> 00:22:26,825 Lots of dicks here. 510 00:22:26,827 --> 00:22:28,391 [woman 2] Okay, you need to put that down. 511 00:22:28,393 --> 00:22:29,824 - [Ali groans] - Oh. 512 00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:31,158 - [woman 2] What'd I miss? - [woman 3] Uh-oh. 513 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,725 - [woman 3] Oh, I know that face. - Ali... 514 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:34,224 - Yeah. - [woman 2] Oh. 515 00:22:34,226 --> 00:22:36,024 You didn't make partner, did you? 516 00:22:36,026 --> 00:22:38,391 Did that little shit Brandon text you? 517 00:22:38,393 --> 00:22:42,890 Uh, no, your half-ass angry smile kinda gave it all away. 518 00:22:42,892 --> 00:22:44,925 I just can't believe that Nick 519 00:22:44,927 --> 00:22:47,558 tried to sell me some bullshit about how... 520 00:22:48,194 --> 00:22:50,358 how I don't connect with men. 521 00:22:50,859 --> 00:22:52,156 Can you believe that? 522 00:22:52,158 --> 00:22:53,323 Mm. 523 00:22:53,325 --> 00:22:54,223 [Ali] Me! 524 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:56,422 - [woman 1] I mean, it... - [woman 3] Uh... 525 00:22:56,424 --> 00:22:58,057 - What? - [woman 3] Uh, let me see that bottle. 526 00:22:58,059 --> 00:23:00,056 - Nothing! - [woman 3] Nothing, I... 527 00:23:00,691 --> 00:23:02,457 Mm. Mm-mm-mm. 528 00:23:02,459 --> 00:23:04,890 Well... I don't get it. 529 00:23:04,892 --> 00:23:07,989 Right? I grew up around men all my life. 530 00:23:07,991 --> 00:23:09,923 - Like, fuck him! - [woman 1] Mm, Ali... 531 00:23:09,925 --> 00:23:11,591 I think I'm gonna call a Lyft. 532 00:23:11,593 --> 00:23:16,091 No. No. No one's calling anything, because... 533 00:23:16,793 --> 00:23:19,123 - we should be smoking up. - Ciarra! 534 00:23:19,125 --> 00:23:21,490 I haven't smoked that in 25 years. 535 00:23:21,492 --> 00:23:24,990 I'm high on Christ. I don't need it anymore. 536 00:23:25,493 --> 00:23:27,558 Okay, so... [chuckles] 537 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:31,022 I have a special surprise for you ladies. 538 00:23:31,024 --> 00:23:33,124 - [Ali] Oh. - I love surprises. 539 00:23:33,126 --> 00:23:38,790 Now, we all know that Mari and James have a bright and shiny future. Okay? 540 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,790 But specifics are good, right? 541 00:23:40,792 --> 00:23:43,191 So I hired a psychic. Come on. 542 00:23:43,193 --> 00:23:45,591 - Come on! Yes! - [Ali] That's really sweet, Olivia. 543 00:23:45,593 --> 00:23:50,423 But don't nobody want no Dionne Warwick psychic-hotline con artist 544 00:23:50,425 --> 00:23:52,490 spinning bullshit about our past. 545 00:23:52,492 --> 00:23:55,791 Okay, well, she's already here, and she probably can hear you, so... 546 00:23:56,859 --> 00:23:58,056 Ah. 547 00:23:58,058 --> 00:24:01,356 [mystical music playing] 548 00:24:18,492 --> 00:24:19,624 Where did you find her? 549 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:22,059 - Facebook. - What? 550 00:24:22,526 --> 00:24:24,724 All right, ladies... 551 00:24:25,626 --> 00:24:32,258 our spiritual journey tonight will begin with... 552 00:24:34,626 --> 00:24:37,791 Oh! [speaking in tongues] 553 00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:40,890 [chanting] ♪ Old school players To new school fools ♪ 554 00:24:40,892 --> 00:24:42,425 ♪ Kast keep it jumpin'... ♪ 555 00:24:42,427 --> 00:24:43,392 [mumbling] 556 00:24:43,394 --> 00:24:44,724 ♪ Nigga be tryin' to... ♪ 557 00:24:44,726 --> 00:24:45,958 ♪ Ain't your mama pretty ♪ 558 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,625 ♪ Got meatballs in her titty ♪ 559 00:24:47,627 --> 00:24:49,125 Bee-otch! 560 00:24:49,593 --> 00:24:51,592 [mumbling, humming] 561 00:24:51,594 --> 00:24:52,492 [gasps, stomps] 562 00:25:00,627 --> 00:25:01,591 You. 563 00:25:03,395 --> 00:25:04,393 My card. 564 00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:06,458 Um... [chuckles] 565 00:25:08,827 --> 00:25:10,458 Please tap these cards. 566 00:25:15,991 --> 00:25:17,089 Thank you. 567 00:25:22,326 --> 00:25:23,224 Hmm. 568 00:25:27,326 --> 00:25:28,356 Hmm! 569 00:25:29,959 --> 00:25:31,057 Mm. 570 00:25:32,426 --> 00:25:34,957 Mmm. Mmm! 571 00:25:35,828 --> 00:25:40,959 Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! 572 00:25:41,626 --> 00:25:42,590 Mmm! 573 00:25:42,926 --> 00:25:45,423 Uh! Uh! 574 00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:48,225 [screams] 575 00:25:51,192 --> 00:25:53,558 It says here you're having problems at work. 576 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:57,191 Yeah, you heard me talking to my girlfriends. 577 00:25:57,193 --> 00:25:59,991 Mm-hmm. Mm, mm. Mm! 578 00:25:59,993 --> 00:26:04,391 There's a man there who does not want you to succeed. 579 00:26:04,393 --> 00:26:06,692 Uh, he feels threatened by you. 580 00:26:06,694 --> 00:26:08,757 Ah. A man? Try a dozen. 581 00:26:08,759 --> 00:26:12,490 There's also a man who you will have a relationship with. 582 00:26:14,294 --> 00:26:16,624 And his name begins with... 583 00:26:18,726 --> 00:26:19,657 W. 584 00:26:22,793 --> 00:26:24,358 - Will? - Wait, ho... 585 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,959 How did you know that? How the fuck did you know that? 586 00:26:26,961 --> 00:26:28,525 [stammers] 587 00:26:28,527 --> 00:26:31,159 Were you spying on me at the Highland Tap last night? 588 00:26:31,161 --> 00:26:32,660 Ma'am, I don't even know who you are. 589 00:26:32,662 --> 00:26:34,758 Plus, I'm 19 years sober. 590 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,559 If you don't count the weed and the peyote and the crack. 591 00:26:38,561 --> 00:26:39,692 Crack? 592 00:26:41,127 --> 00:26:43,824 I was just kidding. [laughs] 593 00:26:44,327 --> 00:26:45,892 Fuck the goddamn shit. 594 00:26:46,861 --> 00:26:49,592 You want to know how to connect with men, right? 595 00:26:50,294 --> 00:26:51,926 - Uh... - Well, I can help you 596 00:26:51,928 --> 00:26:54,192 open your inner portal. 597 00:26:55,062 --> 00:26:56,225 Yeah. 598 00:26:56,227 --> 00:26:59,091 So, let's just... have some tea. 599 00:26:59,093 --> 00:27:02,225 - Oh, I don't really like tea. - No, no, have some. 600 00:27:02,227 --> 00:27:04,192 [Ali] Oh, what's that smell? 601 00:27:04,194 --> 00:27:07,027 Oh, that's the fey lougawou plant. 602 00:27:07,029 --> 00:27:09,058 It's an extract from Haiti. 603 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:10,492 Then I can read you. 604 00:27:16,995 --> 00:27:18,093 Just take a sip. 605 00:27:18,993 --> 00:27:22,057 Go on, take a sip. Relax. 606 00:27:22,059 --> 00:27:23,157 - Ew. - Oh. 607 00:27:25,692 --> 00:27:26,790 Whoa, yes! 608 00:27:28,193 --> 00:27:29,792 - Now... - [gagging] 609 00:27:29,794 --> 00:27:31,791 - [women gasping] - Oh, yeah, drink it. 610 00:27:32,427 --> 00:27:34,357 - Get it down. Sip it. - Uh... 611 00:27:35,060 --> 00:27:39,125 Oh. Travel within. Feel yourself. 612 00:27:39,127 --> 00:27:42,225 Feel it. Relax. 613 00:27:42,725 --> 00:27:43,857 You are yin... 614 00:27:44,425 --> 00:27:46,290 and you are yang. [echoing] 615 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,825 You are both male and female. 616 00:27:51,827 --> 00:27:53,959 [moaning] 617 00:27:53,961 --> 00:27:56,423 Ali. Oh, feel it all inside. 618 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:57,459 [tribal music playing] 619 00:27:57,461 --> 00:27:59,525 Let it work your insides. 620 00:28:00,794 --> 00:28:01,992 You are yin... 621 00:28:02,460 --> 00:28:03,458 Do you feel it? 622 00:28:03,460 --> 00:28:05,656 ...and you are yang. 623 00:28:06,326 --> 00:28:07,859 Journey within. 624 00:28:07,861 --> 00:28:11,992 Hear your inner, inner, inner voice. 625 00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:13,059 Ali. 626 00:28:13,061 --> 00:28:14,692 [hip-hop music playing] 627 00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:16,591 [Olivia] I'm ready to shake a tail feather! 628 00:28:17,794 --> 00:28:20,724 - We didn't get enough of that bong. - Hey, Lyft driver! 629 00:28:20,726 --> 00:28:23,925 - Are you ready for the girls? - Whoo! 630 00:28:23,927 --> 00:28:26,593 - The party bus has arrived! - Yes! 631 00:28:26,595 --> 00:28:28,491 [Ciarra] Bitch said my fashion was terrible. 632 00:28:28,493 --> 00:28:31,491 [Mari] Oh, that was so much fun. It was such a great reading. 633 00:28:32,662 --> 00:28:34,726 [crowd cheering] 634 00:28:36,394 --> 00:28:39,626 [music continues] 635 00:28:59,562 --> 00:29:02,026 [Mari] Whoa, whoa, whoa, take it easy, girl. 636 00:29:02,028 --> 00:29:05,393 I don't want to spend my special night holding your hair out of the toilet. 637 00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:07,724 - No, girl, I'm good. - [Mari] Okay. 638 00:29:08,463 --> 00:29:10,625 I don't know if it's that freaky tea 639 00:29:10,627 --> 00:29:13,461 or if it's all the weed and the Hennessy, 640 00:29:13,463 --> 00:29:15,960 but honey, I am feeling it! 641 00:29:15,962 --> 00:29:18,927 Is anybody else feeling... [whistles] 642 00:29:18,929 --> 00:29:21,526 ["Hoochie Mama" playing] 643 00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:24,527 [crowd cheering] 644 00:29:27,995 --> 00:29:29,594 [song continues] 645 00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:34,828 [squealing] That's my song! 646 00:29:34,830 --> 00:29:37,457 Uh, actually, it's my song. [chuckles] 647 00:29:37,459 --> 00:29:39,224 - Oh! - You... You remember? 648 00:29:39,226 --> 00:29:40,791 Before I started following the Lord, 649 00:29:40,793 --> 00:29:43,724 I was following 2 Live Crew on tour. 650 00:29:43,726 --> 00:29:46,491 - It's true, it's so true. - Oh, my God! 651 00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:49,723 Little secret here... this song is about me. Shh. 652 00:29:49,725 --> 00:29:52,492 - [laughs] - [blows whistle] 653 00:29:55,093 --> 00:29:56,225 All right. 654 00:29:59,228 --> 00:30:02,260 Okay, I gotta go. I gotta go. Move. 655 00:30:04,493 --> 00:30:05,791 [blows whistle] 656 00:30:14,893 --> 00:30:16,757 - Ooh! - Whoo! 657 00:30:17,227 --> 00:30:18,860 [song continues] 658 00:30:24,494 --> 00:30:26,592 [singing along] 659 00:30:31,595 --> 00:30:33,959 Oh, someone had too much whiskey tonight. 660 00:30:37,361 --> 00:30:38,859 [sings] 661 00:30:41,894 --> 00:30:42,791 Whoo! 662 00:30:45,595 --> 00:30:46,525 Whoo! 663 00:30:54,595 --> 00:30:55,359 Whoo! 664 00:30:55,361 --> 00:30:56,892 Ah! Ah! 665 00:30:57,329 --> 00:30:58,494 [crowd gasps] 666 00:30:58,496 --> 00:31:00,592 [music fades] 667 00:31:04,294 --> 00:31:06,894 - [intercom beeps] - [PA, indistinct] 668 00:31:06,896 --> 00:31:09,426 Oh. Morning, Ms. Davis. [chuckles] 669 00:31:09,428 --> 00:31:11,493 All your signs look good, 670 00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:15,659 but I'm gonna check your vitals once more before we release you back in the wild. 671 00:31:16,795 --> 00:31:18,793 [doctor's voice] Thank God this one didn't die on me. 672 00:31:18,795 --> 00:31:21,760 Some dickweed shoves a whole hairdryer into his rectum, 673 00:31:21,762 --> 00:31:23,626 electrocutes himself in the shower, 674 00:31:23,628 --> 00:31:25,427 but somehow I'm responsible. 675 00:31:25,429 --> 00:31:27,027 I mean, who does that? 676 00:31:27,029 --> 00:31:28,761 Um, excuse me. 677 00:31:28,763 --> 00:31:30,227 - Hmm? - Doc. 678 00:31:30,229 --> 00:31:31,727 Did you say something? 679 00:31:31,729 --> 00:31:32,594 No. 680 00:31:33,262 --> 00:31:34,960 You did. You said something 681 00:31:34,962 --> 00:31:38,760 about some dude shoving a hairdryer up his ass. 682 00:31:39,830 --> 00:31:42,294 - I don't think I did. - No, I heard you. 683 00:31:42,296 --> 00:31:43,660 And that's... that's weird. 684 00:31:43,662 --> 00:31:45,960 That's something very weird to say. 685 00:31:46,996 --> 00:31:48,860 Oh, well, anyway, uh... 686 00:31:48,862 --> 00:31:51,260 Blood pressure's normal. All good. 687 00:31:51,526 --> 00:31:53,593 I must be losing it. 688 00:31:53,595 --> 00:31:56,692 Starting today, no more drinking at work. Just cocaine. 689 00:31:56,694 --> 00:32:00,027 Hey! Why are you telling me about your coke problem? 690 00:32:00,029 --> 00:32:03,058 A, it makes me very uncomfortable. You're a doctor. 691 00:32:03,060 --> 00:32:05,524 And B, just too much information. 692 00:32:06,862 --> 00:32:09,426 - I didn't say anything. - You did. 693 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:11,526 - Are you taping this? - What? 694 00:32:11,528 --> 00:32:12,960 I'm calling a lawyer. 695 00:32:13,994 --> 00:32:15,559 You need rehab. 696 00:32:16,327 --> 00:32:17,627 Where's my cell phone? 697 00:32:17,629 --> 00:32:19,691 Oh, you're okay. Hallelujah. 698 00:32:19,693 --> 00:32:22,259 Praise the Lord. I've been praying and fasting all night. 699 00:32:22,261 --> 00:32:24,760 - I'm starving! Muah, muah. - Oh, you are so dramatic. 700 00:32:24,762 --> 00:32:26,391 And my knees are killing me. 701 00:32:26,393 --> 00:32:28,193 Hey, girl, I got some Combos. Raided the vending machine! 702 00:32:28,195 --> 00:32:31,559 This place smells like gonorrhea. Ugh! 703 00:32:31,561 --> 00:32:33,126 - What did you say? - Hmm? 704 00:32:33,128 --> 00:32:35,893 - Ms. Davis, you're free to go. - Oh, finally! 705 00:32:35,895 --> 00:32:38,160 I can take you home or I brought work clothes. 706 00:32:38,162 --> 00:32:39,625 Work. 707 00:32:39,627 --> 00:32:41,294 Ali, can't you take it easy for a change? 708 00:32:41,296 --> 00:32:42,727 No, no, no. Don't do that. 709 00:32:42,729 --> 00:32:44,760 You know what, close that so I can get dressed. 710 00:32:46,595 --> 00:32:48,325 - Hey, queen. - Hi, how are you? 711 00:32:48,327 --> 00:32:50,994 I'm good. So... here's the T. 712 00:32:50,996 --> 00:32:53,860 We had a bachelorette party last night, and we're a little hung over. 713 00:32:53,862 --> 00:32:57,493 So if you could just hook us up with some... Oxy? 714 00:32:57,495 --> 00:32:59,259 No, ma'am, I'm sorry. I can't do that. 715 00:32:59,261 --> 00:33:00,726 Darvocet? 716 00:33:01,162 --> 00:33:02,093 Percocet? 717 00:33:02,996 --> 00:33:04,793 Any 'cets? 718 00:33:04,795 --> 00:33:07,761 All the 'cets? Oh, you nasty! All the 'cets? 719 00:33:07,763 --> 00:33:09,494 No, ma'am, we can't do that. Sorry. 720 00:33:09,496 --> 00:33:12,627 Okay, this is gonna change your mind. 721 00:33:12,629 --> 00:33:14,160 Gonna blow your mind. 722 00:33:14,162 --> 00:33:16,094 - No, I'm sorry. - Meet me on eight. 723 00:33:16,096 --> 00:33:17,594 Girl, I can't do transactions in public like this. 724 00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:19,093 On eight, in the closet. 725 00:33:20,129 --> 00:33:22,961 [Ali] Oh, my doctor says I can't drive for a week. 726 00:33:22,963 --> 00:33:26,727 Which should give me enough time to find my driver's license. 727 00:33:27,562 --> 00:33:30,094 Which could be anywhere, after last night. 728 00:33:30,096 --> 00:33:33,928 Well, at least I don't have to peel used condoms off your back today. 729 00:33:33,930 --> 00:33:34,961 So far. 730 00:33:36,462 --> 00:33:38,661 Okay, stop doing that. 731 00:33:38,663 --> 00:33:40,028 Stop doing what? 732 00:33:40,030 --> 00:33:41,928 Talking without moving your mouth 733 00:33:41,930 --> 00:33:45,227 and saying rude shit you should not be saying to your boss. 734 00:33:45,229 --> 00:33:46,695 I swear on my life 735 00:33:46,697 --> 00:33:48,294 I would never say anything disrespectful 736 00:33:48,296 --> 00:33:49,761 or inappropriate to you ever. 737 00:33:49,763 --> 00:33:51,861 Which is more than I can say for you. 738 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,595 Right there. You just did it. 739 00:33:53,597 --> 00:33:55,261 You said, "More than I can say for you." 740 00:33:55,263 --> 00:33:57,428 And then there was that crack about the condom on my back. 741 00:33:57,430 --> 00:34:00,095 - I heard you say it! - But I... [stammers] I didn't say it. 742 00:34:00,097 --> 00:34:01,862 Holy shit, are you reading my mind? 743 00:34:01,864 --> 00:34:03,295 Because if you can hear my inner thoughts, 744 00:34:03,297 --> 00:34:04,994 I am super fucked! 745 00:34:04,996 --> 00:34:07,660 I can hear your inner thoughts, and you are super fucked! 746 00:34:08,093 --> 00:34:10,259 [both scream] 747 00:34:10,261 --> 00:34:11,827 Stop screaming! 748 00:34:11,829 --> 00:34:13,626 - [mentally screaming] - I said stop doing that! 749 00:34:13,628 --> 00:34:15,193 - Okay, Brandon, pull over. - Okay. 750 00:34:15,195 --> 00:34:17,027 - Pull over, I need some air. - I'm pulling over. 751 00:34:17,029 --> 00:34:18,627 I need some air. Pull over right here! 752 00:34:18,629 --> 00:34:19,727 I'm pulling over! 753 00:34:20,028 --> 00:34:23,160 - Stop the fucking car! - I'm stopping the car! 754 00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:24,826 I stopped thinking! I swear! 755 00:34:24,828 --> 00:34:26,326 - I'm not screaming inside my head! Hello? - No, no, no, no. 756 00:34:26,328 --> 00:34:28,159 Wait, what are you doing? You don't do stairs! 757 00:34:28,161 --> 00:34:29,726 What are you doing? 758 00:34:32,229 --> 00:34:33,592 Okay, okay. 759 00:34:33,594 --> 00:34:35,393 [breathes deeply] 760 00:34:35,395 --> 00:34:36,726 Fresh air. 761 00:34:39,961 --> 00:34:43,226 [man 1] Goddamn dog. I wish I could shit anywhere. 762 00:34:43,228 --> 00:34:45,126 That would be cool. 763 00:34:45,128 --> 00:34:47,127 [man 2] These shoes are fucking killing me. 764 00:34:47,129 --> 00:34:49,028 [man 3] What was the name of that cheese that I liked? 765 00:34:49,030 --> 00:34:50,860 [man 4] Michael Keaton was the best Batman. 766 00:34:50,862 --> 00:34:53,860 [man 5] Yes, bitch, I look good in this hat. I know. 767 00:34:53,862 --> 00:34:55,794 [man 6] That's water on my pants, not pee. 768 00:34:55,796 --> 00:34:57,761 - [man 7] Is it "croyssant" or "croissant"? - Oh! 769 00:34:57,763 --> 00:35:00,026 [man 8] Nothing wrong with being a virgin, no matter what my mom says. 770 00:35:00,028 --> 00:35:02,061 - [man 9] French people are so cool. - [man 10] Did I let the dog out? 771 00:35:02,063 --> 00:35:04,192 [man 11] I wish I'd fucked a black broad before I got married. 772 00:35:04,696 --> 00:35:06,927 Hello, Oprah! 773 00:35:08,695 --> 00:35:11,026 No! No! No! No! 774 00:35:14,496 --> 00:35:16,892 [Brandon] Would you stop running? It's cobblestone! 775 00:35:16,894 --> 00:35:18,194 Shut up, just shut up! 776 00:35:18,196 --> 00:35:20,129 - Good morning, Ms. Davis. - Good morning. 777 00:35:20,131 --> 00:35:23,527 This whole wearing ladies' underwear thing is fantastic. 778 00:35:23,529 --> 00:35:24,894 Who knew? 779 00:35:25,995 --> 00:35:28,229 Ali, can you hear other people? 780 00:35:28,231 --> 00:35:32,260 Key to signing Matt Ryan: befriending his wife through mutual friends at BC. 781 00:35:32,262 --> 00:35:34,928 What are the odds that we sponsor the same charity? 782 00:35:34,930 --> 00:35:36,727 She vouches for me, boom, I'm in. 783 00:35:36,997 --> 00:35:40,396 Shit, man, that's some next-level ass-kissing right there. Respect! 784 00:35:40,398 --> 00:35:42,560 [Ethan] How does this douche have a nicer watch than me? 785 00:35:42,562 --> 00:35:44,228 Got to be family money. 786 00:35:44,230 --> 00:35:46,828 Shit, I hope no one figures out that this Rolex is a fake. 787 00:35:47,463 --> 00:35:49,227 - What up, Ali D? - Gentlemen. 788 00:35:49,229 --> 00:35:51,994 [Eddie] Ugh! I hate my voice. I hate my nose. I hate my chin. 789 00:35:51,996 --> 00:35:53,828 - I suck, I suck, I suck! - [Ali groans quietly] 790 00:35:54,163 --> 00:35:57,296 [man 1] Pretend I'm working, pretend I'm working, pretend I'm working. 791 00:35:57,298 --> 00:35:59,528 [man 2] I'm pretty sure I still reek of tequila. 792 00:35:59,530 --> 00:36:00,695 - No more day drinking. - Good morning. 793 00:36:00,697 --> 00:36:02,362 Look straight ahead. 794 00:36:02,730 --> 00:36:03,829 [man 3] God, these piercings hurt. 795 00:36:03,831 --> 00:36:05,229 God, these piercings hurt! 796 00:36:05,231 --> 00:36:07,229 [man 4] Come on, anal isn't cheating. 797 00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:08,994 [man 5] I wonder if it's too late to become a marine biologist. 798 00:36:08,996 --> 00:36:10,528 [man 6] I don't think this deodorant is working. 799 00:36:10,530 --> 00:36:11,762 What? The Jets? 800 00:36:11,764 --> 00:36:13,061 Are you fucking kidding me? 801 00:36:13,063 --> 00:36:15,062 Are you fucking kidding me? 802 00:36:15,064 --> 00:36:16,529 See, this is why Dad left. 803 00:36:16,865 --> 00:36:18,695 This is exactly why Dad left because of shit like this. 804 00:36:18,697 --> 00:36:19,962 Oh, hey, you two. 805 00:36:20,398 --> 00:36:25,196 Ooh, I'd pay $10,000 to see those nipples. Plus tax. 806 00:36:25,995 --> 00:36:27,226 [mouthing] 807 00:36:32,029 --> 00:36:33,960 No, this is not happening. This is not... 808 00:36:33,962 --> 00:36:36,028 Oh, my God, please make it stop! 809 00:36:36,030 --> 00:36:38,160 - Oh, God, you walk fast in those heels. - Please, God, make it stop. 810 00:36:38,162 --> 00:36:40,960 Is this thing still on? Testing, testing. 811 00:36:40,962 --> 00:36:43,395 I enjoy apple slices with cinnamon. 812 00:36:43,397 --> 00:36:46,194 Okay, your snack choices do not interest me right now! 813 00:36:46,196 --> 00:36:49,327 - Oh, I'm so scared. - I need help! Can't you see that? 814 00:36:49,329 --> 00:36:51,327 Help me! Help me! 815 00:36:51,329 --> 00:36:53,259 - Help me! - Okay, I'm helping! I'm helping. 816 00:36:53,261 --> 00:36:56,196 I am booking us a psychiatrist with side-by-side couches. 817 00:36:56,198 --> 00:36:58,827 No, no, no! No more doctors! I can't handle doctors! 818 00:36:58,829 --> 00:37:00,929 I'm in the middle of too much work shit for this! 819 00:37:00,931 --> 00:37:02,527 I can't handle this! I can't... 820 00:37:02,529 --> 00:37:07,061 Oh, my God. I'm so hot. I'm so hot. Oh, my God. 821 00:37:07,063 --> 00:37:09,561 I'm getting hot! I'm hot! 822 00:37:09,563 --> 00:37:11,828 - Do something. - Okay, okay, okay! 823 00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:13,594 You know what's weird about this? 824 00:37:13,596 --> 00:37:15,961 When people hear voices, it's usually God or Satan, 825 00:37:15,963 --> 00:37:17,327 not their assistant. 826 00:37:17,329 --> 00:37:20,260 Okay, wait. Let me see something. Move! 827 00:37:22,096 --> 00:37:24,260 [man 1] Yo, I want some sushi. But it's Monday. 828 00:37:24,262 --> 00:37:26,329 [man 2] How many pees a day is too many? I gotta get my prostate checked. 829 00:37:26,331 --> 00:37:28,061 [man 3] I am not going back to naked yoga. 830 00:37:28,063 --> 00:37:29,962 [man 4] Another pair of sneakers? What the fuck? 831 00:37:29,964 --> 00:37:32,127 - [man 5] Did I leave the back door open? - [man 6] Tinder or Grindr? 832 00:37:32,129 --> 00:37:34,062 [man 7] Junk, junk, junk in the trunk. 833 00:37:34,064 --> 00:37:35,662 [man 8] Damn! How the hell did she get pregnant? 834 00:37:35,664 --> 00:37:37,295 - I pulled out twice. - Oh, my God! 835 00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:40,794 Okay, so apparently I only hear men's voices. 836 00:37:40,796 --> 00:37:42,661 And yours. [whimpers] 837 00:37:42,663 --> 00:37:45,195 Okay. Ouch. Wait, wait, wait. 838 00:37:45,197 --> 00:37:47,162 Walk me through last night... the bachelorette party. 839 00:37:47,164 --> 00:37:49,995 Did... Did you gals get into any controlled substances? 840 00:37:49,997 --> 00:37:52,129 - Weed? X? Coke? Ayahuasca? Meth? - A little. No. 841 00:37:52,131 --> 00:37:54,260 - LSD? Fentanyl? Bath salt? - No! 842 00:37:54,262 --> 00:37:56,796 - Are you in a K hole? - [gasps] 843 00:37:56,798 --> 00:37:57,929 Wait. 844 00:37:57,931 --> 00:37:59,661 There was this psychic. Sister. 845 00:37:59,663 --> 00:38:01,328 Yes! Yes! Sister! 846 00:38:01,330 --> 00:38:03,796 And she was supposed to help me understand men better. 847 00:38:03,798 --> 00:38:06,329 She gave me this tea, this tea, and she made me drink it. 848 00:38:06,331 --> 00:38:08,663 And it was nasty. It tasted like dirt. 849 00:38:08,665 --> 00:38:11,028 - And you drank it? - She said to! 850 00:38:11,030 --> 00:38:12,995 I thought black people stopped drinking tea after Get Out. 851 00:38:12,997 --> 00:38:14,729 - [sighs] - You forgot to stay woke. 852 00:38:14,731 --> 00:38:16,862 Shut up! We need to see Sister. 853 00:38:16,864 --> 00:38:20,095 [upbeat music playing] 854 00:38:25,664 --> 00:38:26,561 Um, that's it. 855 00:38:27,231 --> 00:38:29,361 "Hot Chocolate Hair Designers"? 856 00:38:30,131 --> 00:38:32,794 - Yeah. - You drank tea from this place? 857 00:38:32,796 --> 00:38:35,530 - Hey, don't judge me. - Okay. 858 00:38:35,532 --> 00:38:37,228 [Ali] Just pull it together and act normal. 859 00:38:37,230 --> 00:38:41,327 Yeah, girl. She bleached all his clothes. 860 00:38:41,329 --> 00:38:43,093 - I know, I was looking outside my window. - I... 861 00:38:43,095 --> 00:38:47,694 Mm-hmm. I woulda did the same thing. Yeah. Mm-hmm. 862 00:38:51,796 --> 00:38:54,361 Hi, ladies. Excuse me. 863 00:38:54,363 --> 00:38:57,128 I'm looking for a psychic by the name of Sister. 864 00:38:57,130 --> 00:38:59,293 Um, I heard she works here. 865 00:39:01,363 --> 00:39:04,695 Hey, Sister! You got customers. 866 00:39:04,697 --> 00:39:06,429 [Sister] Well, send 'em on back. 867 00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:07,727 Through that curtain. 868 00:39:07,729 --> 00:39:09,994 [Sister singing] 869 00:39:11,696 --> 00:39:14,429 - Come on! - [Sister] ♪ Dance with me, dance with me ♪ 870 00:39:14,431 --> 00:39:18,362 ♪ And romance with me Romance with me ♪ 871 00:39:18,364 --> 00:39:25,328 ♪ Oh, baby Don't you see me crying? ♪ 872 00:39:25,330 --> 00:39:30,428 ♪ I'll do you right, right Baby tonight ♪ 873 00:39:30,430 --> 00:39:31,629 - Hi. - Hi. 874 00:39:31,631 --> 00:39:33,497 You looking for indica or sativa? 875 00:39:33,499 --> 00:39:37,496 Look, I got this hybrid called Gorilla Glue. 876 00:39:37,498 --> 00:39:43,095 Baby, it'll take you up and then lay you back down to chill. 877 00:39:43,630 --> 00:39:45,528 I'm not here to buy weed. 878 00:39:45,530 --> 00:39:48,462 I actually need psychic advice, please. 879 00:39:48,464 --> 00:39:50,129 I was just kidding. 880 00:39:50,131 --> 00:39:51,228 Oh. 881 00:39:51,530 --> 00:39:54,162 We all know weed is illegal in the state of Georgia. 882 00:39:54,164 --> 00:39:56,696 - Okay. - For the moment. [chuckles] 883 00:39:56,698 --> 00:40:00,727 - You can sit over there. - I can... just get a quick wash. 884 00:40:00,729 --> 00:40:01,894 So... 885 00:40:04,097 --> 00:40:06,428 what can I do for you, baby? 886 00:40:07,730 --> 00:40:12,263 You did a... a tarot reading at my friend Mari's bachelorette night. 887 00:40:12,265 --> 00:40:14,161 - Mm-hmm. - And you made me drink 888 00:40:14,163 --> 00:40:16,396 - this really funky tea. - Mm. 889 00:40:16,398 --> 00:40:19,763 And, um, it messed me up. So, what was in it? 890 00:40:19,765 --> 00:40:21,561 Oh, that was just jasmine tea. 891 00:40:22,465 --> 00:40:25,263 - [Ali] Oh. - And a teeny bit of pot. 892 00:40:26,731 --> 00:40:30,296 And a teeny, tiny bit of... X. 893 00:40:30,298 --> 00:40:32,597 - What? - FYI, you signed a waiver. 894 00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:36,730 - So you dosed me? - No, no, no. See, people... People like it. 895 00:40:36,732 --> 00:40:39,930 People enjoy this, generally. But what do you want me to do? 896 00:40:39,932 --> 00:40:41,064 - Some dry cleaning? - Mm-mm. 897 00:40:41,066 --> 00:40:42,497 Did she... Did you shit yourself? 898 00:40:42,499 --> 00:40:45,096 - No. No. No. - Did she shit herself? 899 00:40:45,098 --> 00:40:47,230 - No! No. - Oh. 900 00:40:47,232 --> 00:40:48,863 Okay, so... [chuckles] 901 00:40:49,166 --> 00:40:52,161 - This tea with ecstasy... - Okay. 902 00:40:52,163 --> 00:40:55,561 ...um, gave me psychic powers. 903 00:40:56,063 --> 00:40:57,528 - And... - Mm-hmm. 904 00:40:57,530 --> 00:40:59,062 ...now, I know you said you wanted 905 00:40:59,064 --> 00:41:01,061 to help me understand men better, 906 00:41:01,063 --> 00:41:05,428 but now... Now I can literally hear people's inner thoughts. 907 00:41:05,430 --> 00:41:08,129 So, you can hear what I'm thinking right now? 908 00:41:08,131 --> 00:41:11,329 No. Not you, just... just men. 909 00:41:12,597 --> 00:41:13,895 It's true. 910 00:41:13,897 --> 00:41:16,362 And it's driving me nuts. Please help. 911 00:41:17,564 --> 00:41:19,429 Amazing. Amazing! 912 00:41:19,431 --> 00:41:22,694 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is! That's amazing! 913 00:41:22,696 --> 00:41:24,429 This is the most amazing thing. 914 00:41:24,431 --> 00:41:26,563 - You know, the website said... - Website? 915 00:41:26,565 --> 00:41:29,595 ...that this new tea from Haiti was coldblooded. 916 00:41:29,597 --> 00:41:30,829 It said it was the shit. 917 00:41:30,831 --> 00:41:32,461 But this! 918 00:41:34,031 --> 00:41:36,463 This is a psychic phenomenon. 919 00:41:36,465 --> 00:41:38,562 - No, it's not. - Look... 920 00:41:39,265 --> 00:41:40,728 you got the shine now. 921 00:41:40,730 --> 00:41:42,896 I don't want the shine. That doesn't sound good. 922 00:41:42,898 --> 00:41:44,395 - Yeah, you got the shine. - You got it. 923 00:41:44,397 --> 00:41:46,930 So, what do you think I'm supposed to do about it? 924 00:41:46,932 --> 00:41:48,894 Well... look. 925 00:41:48,896 --> 00:41:51,697 I know I always said, you know, "What is he thinking?" 926 00:41:51,699 --> 00:41:52,829 And now I know. 927 00:41:52,831 --> 00:41:53,861 And you don't want to know 928 00:41:53,863 --> 00:41:54,863 because it's not good. 929 00:41:54,865 --> 00:41:56,696 Okay, just please... 930 00:41:56,698 --> 00:41:58,362 get the men out of my head. 931 00:41:58,632 --> 00:42:03,862 So, you're telling me that you came in here to get rid of this ability? 932 00:42:03,864 --> 00:42:05,795 - Yes. - Are you crazy? 933 00:42:05,797 --> 00:42:07,963 No. Do you know how many men I work with? 934 00:42:07,965 --> 00:42:10,728 Honey, relax. Breathe. 935 00:42:10,730 --> 00:42:12,297 - Listen, come here. - What? 936 00:42:12,299 --> 00:42:14,163 - Come, come, come on. - That's a lot of rocks. 937 00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:15,463 Thank you. Come here, let me... 938 00:42:15,465 --> 00:42:17,231 - Those are nice. - Thank you, thank you. 939 00:42:17,233 --> 00:42:19,896 - Okay. Oh, God. - Now, listen. Just calm down. 940 00:42:19,898 --> 00:42:20,962 - You feel that? - Yeah. 941 00:42:20,964 --> 00:42:22,463 - You feel that? - Oh, yeah. 942 00:42:22,465 --> 00:42:24,029 - You feel it? Okay. Listen... - I do. I actually do. 943 00:42:24,031 --> 00:42:25,529 - I feel that. - Good. Calm down. 944 00:42:25,531 --> 00:42:28,362 - Okay. - Now, weren't you the one... 945 00:42:28,364 --> 00:42:29,797 Mm. 946 00:42:29,799 --> 00:42:33,397 ...complaining about men holding you down at the job? 947 00:42:33,399 --> 00:42:35,497 - Yeah. That was me. - Yeah, that was you. 948 00:42:35,499 --> 00:42:37,229 - Yeah, that was good. - That was you. Uh-huh. 949 00:42:37,231 --> 00:42:39,130 - Yeah, right there. Mm. - Right here? Okay. 950 00:42:39,132 --> 00:42:42,196 Now, if you can read their thoughts... 951 00:42:43,131 --> 00:42:44,763 how they gonna do that? 952 00:42:44,765 --> 00:42:47,696 [distant tribal chanting] 953 00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:55,430 You could get inside Joe Dolla's head. 954 00:42:56,066 --> 00:42:58,464 - Or Jamal's. - You're right. 955 00:42:58,466 --> 00:43:01,431 And I can sign the hell out of him. 956 00:43:01,998 --> 00:43:04,064 - There you go. - You know what? 957 00:43:04,066 --> 00:43:06,064 I think I'm gonna hold on to this gift after all. 958 00:43:06,066 --> 00:43:07,162 Thank you, Sister. 959 00:43:07,164 --> 00:43:09,428 ["Super Bad" playing] 960 00:43:11,664 --> 00:43:13,729 - See you later. - Kevin, my man. 961 00:43:13,731 --> 00:43:17,162 Do we have any meetings on the books for Joe Dolla and Jamal yet? 962 00:43:17,164 --> 00:43:19,396 Nothing yet, but we are working on it. 963 00:43:19,398 --> 00:43:22,296 Just poker at Nick's house tonight, and you're not invited. 964 00:43:23,497 --> 00:43:25,527 [song continues] 965 00:43:27,932 --> 00:43:30,095 [Ali] Joe Dolla, here I come. 966 00:43:36,898 --> 00:43:39,795 Okay, gentlemen... [chuckles] 967 00:43:39,797 --> 00:43:43,896 I am going to climb into your minds 968 00:43:43,898 --> 00:43:45,629 and empty your wallets. 969 00:43:48,665 --> 00:43:52,194 [doorbell rings] 970 00:43:55,431 --> 00:43:56,664 Hey! 971 00:43:56,666 --> 00:43:59,229 - Ali! What's up? - Hi. 972 00:43:59,231 --> 00:44:00,830 You here to drop off paperwork? 973 00:44:00,832 --> 00:44:02,564 What the fuck are you doing here? 974 00:44:02,566 --> 00:44:04,963 No, I am here for secret poker night. 975 00:44:05,565 --> 00:44:07,162 Thanks for inviting me finally. 976 00:44:07,164 --> 00:44:09,129 - Hey, I brought a gift. - It's not a secret. 977 00:44:09,131 --> 00:44:11,397 But super glad you've been invited... finally. 978 00:44:11,399 --> 00:44:13,729 - Me, too. - Huh? I invited you? That's... 979 00:44:13,731 --> 00:44:15,597 No, I invited you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 980 00:44:15,599 --> 00:44:19,029 ["Bills, Bills, Bills" playing] 981 00:44:27,098 --> 00:44:31,029 [Mark] Pair of sevens? Fuck it. I'm bluffing these fools. 982 00:44:32,098 --> 00:44:34,831 [Grant] This is literally the worst hand ever dealt 983 00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:35,963 in the history of poker. 984 00:44:36,766 --> 00:44:39,462 [Shaquille] Three fives, come to papa. 985 00:44:41,432 --> 00:44:43,396 Grant lost some weight. 986 00:44:43,398 --> 00:44:45,764 - [Joe] Bet's to you, Miss Win-Win. - Ah. 987 00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:49,097 It's just Miss Win tonight, but I'm in. 988 00:44:49,933 --> 00:44:50,998 Two thou. 989 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,830 [Ethan] And that's a no. 990 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,598 [Joe] I smell toast. Am I having a stroke? 991 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,930 Wait, I have toast in my pocket. [sighs] 992 00:45:01,932 --> 00:45:03,296 Okay... 993 00:45:04,434 --> 00:45:07,264 [Mark] Gotta stop playing poker with poor people. 994 00:45:08,299 --> 00:45:10,796 [song continues] 995 00:45:11,767 --> 00:45:14,498 [Grant] Shit, I'm missing Real Housewives. 996 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:15,630 [Shaquille] Nothing. 997 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,731 [Mark] I'm so rich. 998 00:45:21,497 --> 00:45:24,862 [Joe] I'm gonna freeze my sperm and have baby ice cubes. 999 00:45:26,365 --> 00:45:28,129 [Eddie] Ooh, Yahtzee! 1000 00:45:28,131 --> 00:45:30,464 [Kevin] All right. Two kings. Let's look for number three. 1001 00:45:30,466 --> 00:45:32,229 [Grant] You can't win this hand. 1002 00:45:32,231 --> 00:45:34,296 [Eddie] Played tight. It's time to make a push. 1003 00:45:34,298 --> 00:45:35,929 [Joe] Two hearts? Yes! 1004 00:45:35,931 --> 00:45:38,630 - [Ethan] Seriously? - [Mark] Aw, shit. 1005 00:45:38,632 --> 00:45:41,329 [Shaquille] Great pot odds, with two streets to come. 1006 00:45:41,331 --> 00:45:43,231 - [Mark] King of diamonds. - [Kevin] Nine, five, offsuit. 1007 00:45:43,233 --> 00:45:44,630 What am I supposed to do with this? 1008 00:45:44,632 --> 00:45:46,330 [Eddie] Never win shit here. 1009 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,263 [Joe] She got balls. Big lady balls. 1010 00:45:52,898 --> 00:45:54,864 Young lady... 1011 00:45:54,866 --> 00:45:57,763 I see how you winning all these games and stuff, you know? 1012 00:45:57,765 --> 00:46:00,564 And I know there's something going on, you dig? [laughs] 1013 00:46:00,566 --> 00:46:03,565 It's a numerical anomaly, that's what it is. 1014 00:46:03,567 --> 00:46:07,797 No, Joe. I'm just really good at reading people. 1015 00:46:07,799 --> 00:46:08,830 Like you. 1016 00:46:09,466 --> 00:46:11,229 [Grant] Aw, shit. 1017 00:46:11,231 --> 00:46:13,097 [Mark] What's happening? 1018 00:46:13,099 --> 00:46:17,429 [laughs] Like me! That's what she said. She said like me. 1019 00:46:17,431 --> 00:46:19,463 Like me is a valuable skill, girl. 1020 00:46:19,465 --> 00:46:21,798 Uh, it's like being able to start a fire in the woods. 1021 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,330 [Joe] I should really learn how to start a fire in the woods. 1022 00:46:24,332 --> 00:46:26,864 Then again, when am I ever in the woods? 1023 00:46:26,866 --> 00:46:29,696 Squirrels are terrifying. And frogs. 1024 00:46:29,698 --> 00:46:31,997 I'll raise you another three. 1025 00:46:31,999 --> 00:46:36,163 [Shaquille] Statistically, I've got 12 outs with two streets to come. 1026 00:46:36,165 --> 00:46:37,796 The pretzels are delicious. 1027 00:46:38,999 --> 00:46:42,298 I feel the heat coming off those cards. I'm out. 1028 00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:44,298 [Ali laughs] 1029 00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:46,830 [song continues] 1030 00:46:52,201 --> 00:46:54,565 [Nick] Damn! I got to cut one. 1031 00:46:54,567 --> 00:46:56,397 It's that egg salad. 1032 00:46:56,399 --> 00:46:58,396 I'll sneak it out with a cough. 1033 00:46:59,034 --> 00:47:00,898 [coughs] 1034 00:47:01,566 --> 00:47:02,964 - [Joe] Ew! - [Eddie] What the fuck? 1035 00:47:02,966 --> 00:47:05,730 - [Grant] Ugh! - [Mark] Just... just wow. 1036 00:47:06,433 --> 00:47:08,030 [Eddie] Ugh, is that egg salad? 1037 00:47:08,032 --> 00:47:09,897 Damn! Could we open up a window? 1038 00:47:09,899 --> 00:47:12,297 Whoever did that needs to go see a doctor. 1039 00:47:14,967 --> 00:47:19,165 [Joe] Seven, deuce, offsuit. Who dealt this shit-ass hand? 1040 00:47:19,167 --> 00:47:21,298 Oh, damn it! I did. 1041 00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:23,431 Fuck it. I'm gonna take my stand here. 1042 00:47:23,433 --> 00:47:26,197 I'll raise you two thousand. 1043 00:47:28,833 --> 00:47:31,898 [Nick] For the love of God, Ali, don't take all of Joe Dolla's money. 1044 00:47:31,900 --> 00:47:34,498 Let the greedy motherfucker win. 1045 00:47:35,533 --> 00:47:37,497 [Joe] I kinda like this crazy woman. 1046 00:47:37,499 --> 00:47:39,896 Well, it's just me and you, Joe Dolla. 1047 00:47:39,898 --> 00:47:43,029 - Alpha Dog vs. Mama Bear! - [growls] 1048 00:47:43,998 --> 00:47:46,430 [Joe] Is this crazy lady bluffing? 1049 00:47:46,432 --> 00:47:48,396 I got to bluff the bluffer. 1050 00:47:48,398 --> 00:47:49,996 Make her the bluffee. 1051 00:47:50,532 --> 00:47:51,996 I'm all in. 1052 00:47:51,998 --> 00:47:53,797 I ain't playing no more games with you. 1053 00:47:53,799 --> 00:47:54,964 I'm all in. 1054 00:47:54,966 --> 00:47:56,397 I'm all in. 1055 00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,829 What you got? [laughs nervously] 1056 00:48:12,866 --> 00:48:14,297 [laughs] 1057 00:48:16,633 --> 00:48:17,697 Hm. 1058 00:48:18,532 --> 00:48:20,064 - Well-played, Dolla. - [Joe squeals] 1059 00:48:20,066 --> 00:48:22,230 [stifling laughter] 1060 00:48:23,199 --> 00:48:26,097 [Joe] Oh, a little bit of pee came out. [laughs] 1061 00:48:26,099 --> 00:48:29,398 I tell you, this woman's a charm. She's my good luck charm. 1062 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,697 She coming to the meeting tomorrow, Nick? 1063 00:48:31,699 --> 00:48:34,032 You got it, Joe. Anything you say. 1064 00:48:34,034 --> 00:48:36,798 Wouldn't be a meeting without her. Right, Ali? 1065 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,664 I wouldn't miss it for the world. [laughs] 1066 00:48:38,666 --> 00:48:40,797 [Joe] That's right, girl, you better not. You hear me? 1067 00:48:40,799 --> 00:48:43,063 - [Ethan] What the fuck just happened? - [Joe laughs] 1068 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:44,831 It's a good-looking pot. 1069 00:48:46,133 --> 00:48:47,697 [elevator bell dings] 1070 00:48:54,466 --> 00:48:56,096 Damn, she's fine. 1071 00:48:56,999 --> 00:48:59,331 She smells like cigar smoke and whiskey. 1072 00:48:59,867 --> 00:49:01,364 So sexy. Mm! 1073 00:49:02,267 --> 00:49:04,564 Shame she's with that skinny white guy. 1074 00:49:05,233 --> 00:49:06,598 How did he get her? 1075 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:08,865 He's gay. [coughs] 1076 00:49:08,867 --> 00:49:11,264 [clears throat] Gay. He's gay. 1077 00:49:11,266 --> 00:49:13,064 I'm sorry, what? 1078 00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:17,566 Oh, I thought you said something about the guy that's always with me. 1079 00:49:17,568 --> 00:49:19,300 He's my assistant. 1080 00:49:19,302 --> 00:49:21,700 He's gay. He's my gay assistant. 1081 00:49:22,966 --> 00:49:23,964 Cool. 1082 00:49:25,501 --> 00:49:27,132 Wonder if I should ask her out. 1083 00:49:28,067 --> 00:49:30,097 Why can't it ever be the woman who makes the move? 1084 00:49:31,401 --> 00:49:35,199 I wish she would just slam me against these elevator doors and kiss me. 1085 00:49:35,201 --> 00:49:36,833 ["Free Your Mind" playing] 1086 00:49:36,835 --> 00:49:37,865 Excuse me? 1087 00:49:38,701 --> 00:49:40,631 - What are you doing? - This. 1088 00:49:55,566 --> 00:49:57,897 [moaning, grunting] 1089 00:50:02,999 --> 00:50:04,731 [song continues] 1090 00:50:05,265 --> 00:50:07,029 [Ali] Whoo! 1091 00:50:09,601 --> 00:50:10,997 - Let's take it upstairs to the loft. - Ooh! 1092 00:50:10,999 --> 00:50:12,932 - It's sexier than the bedroom. - Okay. 1093 00:50:12,934 --> 00:50:15,498 Wait, let me freshen up a little bit. 1094 00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:16,697 - Bathroom's right there. - Okay. 1095 00:50:16,699 --> 00:50:18,566 - And take your time, okay? - Okay. 1096 00:50:18,568 --> 00:50:20,364 I got to say, it was spooky how you read my mind. 1097 00:50:20,366 --> 00:50:22,931 That was the hottest shit ever. 1098 00:50:22,933 --> 00:50:23,963 Mm, mm. 1099 00:50:23,965 --> 00:50:25,465 Go get ready, go get ready. 1100 00:50:25,467 --> 00:50:27,197 Let me see you walk away. 1101 00:50:27,732 --> 00:50:28,830 I'm gonna get so ready. 1102 00:50:28,832 --> 00:50:30,364 - Whoo! - Oh, shit! Oh, damn! 1103 00:50:30,366 --> 00:50:31,833 She could be the one! 1104 00:50:31,835 --> 00:50:35,865 Oh, shit! You into that African freaky shit. 1105 00:50:35,867 --> 00:50:38,465 ♪ Ooh, I've been waiting, Lord ♪ 1106 00:50:38,467 --> 00:50:40,531 [song continues] 1107 00:51:06,168 --> 00:51:07,199 [song ends] 1108 00:51:07,201 --> 00:51:08,531 [monastic chanting] 1109 00:51:08,533 --> 00:51:11,231 Oh. What kind of music is that? [laughs] 1110 00:51:11,233 --> 00:51:15,833 Mm, I really love your artwork. You're very cultured. 1111 00:51:15,835 --> 00:51:17,965 Are you ready? Here I come. 1112 00:51:17,967 --> 00:51:21,198 Why are you so quiet? [laughs] 1113 00:51:22,401 --> 00:51:23,867 [gasps] 1114 00:51:24,768 --> 00:51:26,666 Before we begin, we should agree on a safe word. 1115 00:51:26,668 --> 00:51:28,400 - What the fuck? - No, no. 1116 00:51:28,402 --> 00:51:30,332 "What the fuck" won't work. Something more specific. 1117 00:51:30,334 --> 00:51:32,667 Yeah, you know what? I think I left my kid in the back seat. 1118 00:51:32,669 --> 00:51:33,865 But you stay right there. 1119 00:51:33,867 --> 00:51:35,733 - Hey! Come on! - [Ali] No, no, no! 1120 00:51:35,735 --> 00:51:37,933 [Captain Fucktastic] I thought you were the real deal! 1121 00:51:37,935 --> 00:51:41,167 Jamal Barry. Now, you are the real deal. 1122 00:51:41,169 --> 00:51:44,333 And on behalf of the entire Summit team, 1123 00:51:44,335 --> 00:51:49,134 I want to thank you for taking your time to hear our presentation today. 1124 00:51:49,136 --> 00:51:52,233 All right, so I'ma bounce pass this over to my man Kevin Myrtle. 1125 00:51:52,235 --> 00:51:53,899 And he'll take it from here. 1126 00:51:53,901 --> 00:51:56,067 - You're in good hands. - Okay, take it away. 1127 00:51:56,069 --> 00:51:58,699 This agency represents the biggest athletes in the world, 1128 00:51:58,701 --> 00:52:02,167 but we here believe that you can surpass them all 1129 00:52:02,169 --> 00:52:05,967 with your skills, your confidence, your charisma. 1130 00:52:05,969 --> 00:52:07,465 We see you 1131 00:52:07,467 --> 00:52:11,031 as the athlete that every kid is gonna want to grow up to be. 1132 00:52:11,033 --> 00:52:12,864 Now, this is just a little teaser 1133 00:52:12,866 --> 00:52:16,065 of the coming attractions for Jamal Barry's future. 1134 00:52:16,067 --> 00:52:17,765 [sirens wailing, hip-hop music playing on video] 1135 00:52:17,767 --> 00:52:19,431 [man rapping] ♪ No cap, no cap ♪ 1136 00:52:19,433 --> 00:52:21,264 ♪ I see you motherfuckers Wanna talk ♪ 1137 00:52:21,266 --> 00:52:23,331 ♪ About Jamal this And Jamal that ♪ 1138 00:52:23,333 --> 00:52:25,166 ♪ But we balls to the wall Motherfucker! ♪ 1139 00:52:25,168 --> 00:52:27,866 ♪ Y'all like small balls I'm that big dog ♪ 1140 00:52:27,868 --> 00:52:30,198 ♪ I'm like Shaq D on Adderall That's how I ball ♪ 1141 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,765 ♪ See that private jet That model chick ♪ 1142 00:52:31,767 --> 00:52:33,467 ♪ That's how I ball ♪ 1143 00:52:33,469 --> 00:52:34,864 ♪ See, she like it raw She like it raw ♪ 1144 00:52:34,866 --> 00:52:37,098 ♪ That's how I ball ♪ 1145 00:52:37,100 --> 00:52:39,265 ♪ They try to put the head On my salary I still ball ♪ 1146 00:52:39,267 --> 00:52:41,064 ♪ Respect the name Jamal I come from Joe Barry's balls ♪ 1147 00:52:41,066 --> 00:52:42,599 ♪ If we can't talk at all ♪ 1148 00:52:42,601 --> 00:52:44,098 ♪ Then we can't talk at all ♪ 1149 00:52:44,100 --> 00:52:46,531 ♪ How I ball How I ball ♪ 1150 00:52:49,568 --> 00:52:51,066 ♪ How I ball ♪ 1151 00:52:51,068 --> 00:52:53,132 ♪ And can't nobody ball Like Jamal ♪ 1152 00:52:53,134 --> 00:52:55,132 ♪ And bitches love balls ♪ 1153 00:52:56,033 --> 00:52:58,131 - ♪ Especially Jamal's balls ♪ - [woman moans] 1154 00:52:59,202 --> 00:53:02,400 ♪ No cap, there's no cap Yeah, there's no cap ♪ 1155 00:53:02,402 --> 00:53:03,699 Okay... 1156 00:53:04,201 --> 00:53:06,798 ♪ Yeah, there's no cap Yeah, there's no cap ♪ 1157 00:53:08,835 --> 00:53:10,632 [Nick laughs] 1158 00:53:12,001 --> 00:53:14,266 - [Ethan] Nice. - [laughter, clapping] 1159 00:53:14,268 --> 00:53:15,600 [man] Whoo! 1160 00:53:19,767 --> 00:53:21,698 [Nick] Baller video, Kev. 1161 00:53:22,469 --> 00:53:24,266 Now, look, I... 1162 00:53:24,268 --> 00:53:26,731 That is a rough edit of, you know, what we're feeling here. 1163 00:53:26,733 --> 00:53:31,099 [Joe] Ten percent for this reject '90s Diddy video? Hell, no! 1164 00:53:31,101 --> 00:53:32,800 [Jamal] Man, get me out of here. 1165 00:53:32,802 --> 00:53:35,066 I just want to play some pickup at Wabash Park. 1166 00:53:35,068 --> 00:53:38,399 Oh, please, please, gentlemen, please. 1167 00:53:38,401 --> 00:53:41,065 I think I know what's on everybody's mind here. 1168 00:53:41,835 --> 00:53:43,932 [sighs] You're not going with Summit. 1169 00:53:44,700 --> 00:53:46,134 And why should you? 1170 00:53:46,136 --> 00:53:50,166 That cheap '90s rap video is not who you are. 1171 00:53:50,168 --> 00:53:51,465 That's right. 1172 00:53:51,836 --> 00:53:55,100 'Cause this boy's body is a Shinto shrine, okay? 1173 00:53:55,102 --> 00:53:58,899 Every breakfast he ever has is made with my patented smoothie. 1174 00:53:58,901 --> 00:54:01,100 [Jamal] Oh, man, not the smoothie rant. 1175 00:54:01,102 --> 00:54:06,401 We're talking about kale, chia seed, coconut juice, avocados. 1176 00:54:06,403 --> 00:54:09,100 You know how many avocados is in this boy's body? 1177 00:54:09,102 --> 00:54:10,733 - Look at his legs! - [chuckles] 1178 00:54:10,735 --> 00:54:13,168 On top of that, fish oils, mega-nines, 1179 00:54:13,170 --> 00:54:14,968 sometimes fives and sixes. 1180 00:54:14,970 --> 00:54:16,700 - Omega. - Depends on what I have. 1181 00:54:16,702 --> 00:54:19,166 Pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds. 1182 00:54:19,168 --> 00:54:21,998 - Some pistachios sometimes go in there. - Okay. 1183 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,864 - Whatever it is... - Sounds healthy. 1184 00:54:23,866 --> 00:54:25,364 No, wait a minute! 1185 00:54:25,366 --> 00:54:28,032 I put more stuff in it. Sometimes I add cherries. 1186 00:54:28,034 --> 00:54:30,298 A little soy sauce, some duck sauce. 1187 00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:33,199 Okay, then I add more chia seed on top of that! 1188 00:54:33,201 --> 00:54:35,098 I care about this here boy. 1189 00:54:35,567 --> 00:54:37,999 Okay, Joe... 1190 00:54:38,001 --> 00:54:42,498 You could hire a freelance agent and pay only five percent, 1191 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:45,966 but you would be missing out on what a full-service agency has to offer. 1192 00:54:45,968 --> 00:54:48,733 Besides what, free Fiji water and a sizzle reel? 1193 00:54:48,735 --> 00:54:52,766 Look, building a billion-dollar brand goes beyond cutting costs. Okay? 1194 00:54:52,768 --> 00:54:56,700 It's about developing relationships with leading sponsors. 1195 00:54:56,702 --> 00:54:59,431 Knowing who delivers and who's all hype. 1196 00:54:59,433 --> 00:55:02,799 It's installing protections to keep your money 1197 00:55:02,801 --> 00:55:04,732 through injuries, trades. 1198 00:55:04,734 --> 00:55:07,300 - Look... It's... - [coffee pouring] 1199 00:55:07,302 --> 00:55:11,399 It's not really about our vision for you at all. 1200 00:55:11,401 --> 00:55:14,166 It's about what's in your mind, Jamal. 1201 00:55:15,136 --> 00:55:15,898 Right on. 1202 00:55:15,900 --> 00:55:17,534 That all sounds great, 1203 00:55:17,536 --> 00:55:20,000 but what I really could use right now is a cup of coffee. 1204 00:55:20,968 --> 00:55:26,133 Even... if it's as simple as a cup of coffee. 1205 00:55:30,469 --> 00:55:31,366 Damn. 1206 00:55:32,136 --> 00:55:34,834 - How'd you know that? - Just doing my job. 1207 00:55:34,836 --> 00:55:37,099 Okay, now she's pissing me off. 1208 00:55:37,101 --> 00:55:38,333 What the fuck just happened? 1209 00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:39,867 I thought that video was awesome. 1210 00:55:41,669 --> 00:55:43,066 [Joe] You know what? To be honest, 1211 00:55:43,068 --> 00:55:45,600 I never considered a female agent until now. 1212 00:55:45,602 --> 00:55:48,400 Until Branch Rickey took a chance on Jackie Robinson, 1213 00:55:48,402 --> 00:55:51,567 no one ever considered a colored baseball player in the majors. 1214 00:55:51,569 --> 00:55:54,467 [laughs] Well, Branch Rickey was the mahatma. 1215 00:55:54,469 --> 00:55:57,900 - Mm-hmm. - Only white man deserving of sainthood. 1216 00:55:57,902 --> 00:56:00,301 - Abraham Lincoln, Pop. - But he was part Eskimo. 1217 00:56:00,303 --> 00:56:02,067 Mr. Barry's car is at the valet. 1218 00:56:02,069 --> 00:56:03,532 Thank you, Brandon. And you know what? 1219 00:56:03,534 --> 00:56:05,733 I would love to finish this conversation. 1220 00:56:05,735 --> 00:56:07,267 How about I invite you to the Hawks game? 1221 00:56:07,269 --> 00:56:09,167 Sunday afternoon? We have a sky suite. 1222 00:56:09,169 --> 00:56:12,033 - [Jamal] Skybox... Fuck yes! - Can't do it. Not gonna happen. 1223 00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:14,267 - That's family day. You understand? - Oh. 1224 00:56:14,269 --> 00:56:17,099 Hey, Sly and the Family Stone could be coming out of seclusion. 1225 00:56:17,101 --> 00:56:19,434 I mean, it could be an asteroid coming towards Earth. 1226 00:56:19,436 --> 00:56:20,700 "Oh, no, no!" 1227 00:56:20,702 --> 00:56:22,100 Not gonna happen, you understand? 1228 00:56:22,102 --> 00:56:23,667 - 'Cause we lock it down. - [Jamal] Damn. 1229 00:56:23,669 --> 00:56:25,900 But you know something, you wouldn't understand that, 1230 00:56:25,902 --> 00:56:27,600 'cause you're not, like, a family woman. 1231 00:56:28,436 --> 00:56:30,567 What makes you think I'm not a family woman? 1232 00:56:30,569 --> 00:56:32,100 Whoo, whoo, whoo! 1233 00:56:32,102 --> 00:56:34,400 No disrespect. I mean, you doing you. 1234 00:56:34,402 --> 00:56:36,302 But this is a different set of values right here. 1235 00:56:36,304 --> 00:56:38,199 You know, we all about the roots. 1236 00:56:38,201 --> 00:56:40,364 - So this is about the roots, it's deep. - Roots. 1237 00:56:40,366 --> 00:56:42,064 [Joe] I don't trust a woman with no family. 1238 00:56:42,467 --> 00:56:45,898 Like I don't trust a man with no eyebrows and too many keys. 1239 00:56:53,235 --> 00:56:57,600 As a matter of fact, I will bring my family. 1240 00:56:58,069 --> 00:56:59,699 There they are, right there. 1241 00:56:59,701 --> 00:57:02,600 There, both of them, the big one and the little. Hey, Will! 1242 00:57:02,602 --> 00:57:04,900 Hey! Hey! Will! Will! 1243 00:57:04,902 --> 00:57:06,365 Come over here. 1244 00:57:06,367 --> 00:57:08,300 - Uh, who are they? - [laughs] 1245 00:57:08,302 --> 00:57:10,966 - This is your husband? - Ah, the man put a ring on it. 1246 00:57:10,968 --> 00:57:14,099 Oh, yeah! Did you want me to have your family wait upstairs? 1247 00:57:14,101 --> 00:57:15,400 [Ali] No, I need you to roll calls. 1248 00:57:15,402 --> 00:57:17,600 - Roll calls, Brandon. - Okay. 1249 00:57:17,602 --> 00:57:20,033 Hey! Hey. 1250 00:57:20,035 --> 00:57:21,533 - Hey. - Hey. 1251 00:57:21,535 --> 00:57:23,668 [Will] Oh, now she's smiling? Clearly crazy. 1252 00:57:23,670 --> 00:57:24,999 [Brandon] Who the fuck are they? 1253 00:57:25,001 --> 00:57:26,098 [clears throat] 1254 00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:28,234 Um, Will, this is Jamal Barry 1255 00:57:28,236 --> 00:57:30,034 and his dad, Joe Dolla. 1256 00:57:30,036 --> 00:57:31,300 That's Ben. [chuckles] 1257 00:57:31,302 --> 00:57:33,099 [Will] Holy shit, it is. 1258 00:57:33,101 --> 00:57:34,766 - Wassup, man? - What's goin' on, brother? 1259 00:57:35,235 --> 00:57:37,067 Yeah, bring it on in here, playa! 1260 00:57:37,402 --> 00:57:39,999 Right on. That's a live one on your hands. 1261 00:57:40,001 --> 00:57:41,633 Oh, yes, I'm alive. 1262 00:57:41,635 --> 00:57:43,966 - You talking about him? - [Ali clears throat] 1263 00:57:44,601 --> 00:57:46,000 You got me! 1264 00:57:46,002 --> 00:57:48,468 He's a funny fella. This guy's a prankster. 1265 00:57:48,470 --> 00:57:49,533 He is. 1266 00:57:50,001 --> 00:57:51,366 [laughs] Ow. 1267 00:57:51,368 --> 00:57:53,300 I dig this here, but you know what? 1268 00:57:53,302 --> 00:57:55,001 I'ma let y'all have your family time. 1269 00:57:55,003 --> 00:57:56,866 Girl, you look like you spit this little boy out. 1270 00:57:56,868 --> 00:57:58,334 "Family time"? 1271 00:57:58,336 --> 00:58:00,134 You look just like your mother, boy. 1272 00:58:00,136 --> 00:58:02,032 [Ali] Okay, I'll talk to you later. All right! Yes. 1273 00:58:02,436 --> 00:58:04,367 So, hey, what are you guys doing here? 1274 00:58:04,969 --> 00:58:07,234 Go ahead, do your thing. Show her. 1275 00:58:07,236 --> 00:58:11,168 Sorry. I found your license on the floor in my dad's room. 1276 00:58:11,170 --> 00:58:14,734 And I'm also sorry for wearing your underwear on my head. 1277 00:58:14,736 --> 00:58:17,100 Okay. Thank you. Um... 1278 00:58:17,304 --> 00:58:18,901 And, you know, I should probably apologize 1279 00:58:18,903 --> 00:58:20,834 for leaving your house in such a frenzy, I just... 1280 00:58:21,137 --> 00:58:23,167 I can be short with people sometimes. 1281 00:58:23,569 --> 00:58:25,734 I'm sure you probably thought I was crazy. 1282 00:58:26,270 --> 00:58:29,701 [Will] Crazy people don't think they're crazy, so maybe she's not. 1283 00:58:30,370 --> 00:58:32,769 - Mm-hmm. - Can you try to be nice to my dad? 1284 00:58:32,771 --> 00:58:35,534 Ever since Mom died, Dad's been very lonely. 1285 00:58:35,536 --> 00:58:38,669 - What? - Whoa, whoa, hey, hey. It's okay, buddy. 1286 00:58:38,671 --> 00:58:40,800 Why didn't you say that to me in the beginning? 1287 00:58:41,036 --> 00:58:43,202 Well, I was gonna tell you that morning, 1288 00:58:43,204 --> 00:58:45,468 but you ran out so fast, you... 1289 00:58:46,136 --> 00:58:47,768 You know, I'm... I'm sorry about... 1290 00:58:47,770 --> 00:58:49,735 [Will] Wait, why am I apologizing to her? 1291 00:58:49,737 --> 00:58:51,302 I didn't do nothing wrong. 1292 00:58:51,304 --> 00:58:52,966 You know what? Why don't I make it up to both of you 1293 00:58:52,968 --> 00:58:56,234 and invite you to the Hawks and Timberwolves game on Sunday? 1294 00:58:56,236 --> 00:58:57,566 We have a skybox. 1295 00:58:57,568 --> 00:59:01,032 [Will] Karl-Anthony Towns? Skybox! 1296 00:59:01,470 --> 00:59:02,867 - You serious? - Yes. 1297 00:59:03,168 --> 00:59:05,400 Well, yeah. Yeah, that'd be nice. 1298 00:59:05,402 --> 00:59:08,333 - Okay, well, I'll see you Sunday. Great. - All right, cool, cool. 1299 00:59:12,367 --> 00:59:13,333 [mouthing] 1300 00:59:17,368 --> 00:59:19,365 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Mm-hmm. 1301 00:59:24,069 --> 00:59:26,667 Hey, that was supposed to be a team presentation, 1302 00:59:26,669 --> 00:59:29,200 not some bullshit "You go, girl" moment. 1303 00:59:29,202 --> 00:59:31,133 The only bullshit in that room 1304 00:59:31,135 --> 00:59:33,868 was that racist Lifestyle of the Rich and Clueless shit! 1305 00:59:33,870 --> 00:59:35,835 [Kevin] Ball-busting bitch! 1306 00:59:35,837 --> 00:59:36,934 [Ali chuckles] 1307 00:59:36,936 --> 00:59:38,401 Well, if Team Bro 1308 00:59:38,403 --> 00:59:40,568 would listen to a sister every once in a while, 1309 00:59:40,570 --> 00:59:42,933 maybe I wouldn't have to be a ball-busting bitch. 1310 00:59:42,935 --> 00:59:44,134 I did not say that. 1311 00:59:44,136 --> 00:59:45,501 [Kevin] Shit, did I? 1312 00:59:45,503 --> 00:59:47,200 If you didn't, you thought it. 1313 00:59:47,537 --> 00:59:49,602 [Kevin] Stop moving the car. 1314 00:59:51,003 --> 00:59:53,402 Stop moving the fucking car. 1315 00:59:53,938 --> 00:59:56,901 I know it was you who voted me down from partner. 1316 00:59:56,903 --> 01:00:00,302 What? I voted to make you partner every single time, 1317 01:00:00,304 --> 01:00:02,501 and please stop moving the fucking car! 1318 01:00:02,503 --> 01:00:04,734 [Kevin] Maybe I shouldn't have. You're crazy as fuck. 1319 01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:06,234 Wait. 1320 01:00:07,704 --> 01:00:09,068 You really voted for me? 1321 01:00:09,070 --> 01:00:12,000 Yes! This is a business. I'm a numbers guy. 1322 01:00:12,002 --> 01:00:13,634 You get the numbers. End of story. 1323 01:00:13,636 --> 01:00:16,401 All right, so if it wasn't you, then who was it? 1324 01:00:16,403 --> 01:00:18,102 I don't know. It could've been anyone! 1325 01:00:18,104 --> 01:00:19,769 It's not like you have a lot of friends here. 1326 01:00:19,771 --> 01:00:21,868 You're constantly throwing the first punch, 1327 01:00:21,870 --> 01:00:24,000 and you got you and no one else. 1328 01:00:25,736 --> 01:00:28,468 That's bullshit. [laughs] That's bullshit. 1329 01:00:28,470 --> 01:00:31,469 Because if I were a man, people would say I play hard. 1330 01:00:31,471 --> 01:00:34,602 [Kevin] If you were a man, people would say that you were a dick. 1331 01:00:37,772 --> 01:00:39,269 Well, thanks for the talk. 1332 01:00:39,271 --> 01:00:42,436 It's always nice for a woman to be called a dick. 1333 01:00:44,437 --> 01:00:45,335 Wha... 1334 01:00:45,337 --> 01:00:47,135 I did not say that. 1335 01:00:47,137 --> 01:00:50,503 [man 1] No more dating strippers unless Fantasia calls me back. 1336 01:00:50,505 --> 01:00:52,734 [man 2] I'm getting fat. Like, Rerun fat. 1337 01:00:52,736 --> 01:00:55,501 Hey, Ali. I heard you crushed your Jamal Barry meeting. Nice. 1338 01:00:55,503 --> 01:00:57,202 [Danny] I'm so hot for you! 1339 01:00:57,204 --> 01:00:58,403 I wish I could scream it out loud, 1340 01:00:58,405 --> 01:00:59,835 but no one would understand. 1341 01:00:59,837 --> 01:01:01,670 Oh, Danny, thank you. You're so sweet. 1342 01:01:01,672 --> 01:01:03,369 [Danny] Don't think I don't see that big-ass dick 1343 01:01:03,371 --> 01:01:05,068 trying to bust through those pants. 1344 01:01:05,803 --> 01:01:06,735 What did you say? 1345 01:01:08,169 --> 01:01:09,600 We didn't say anything. 1346 01:01:09,969 --> 01:01:11,934 I'm gonna, uh... go back to my desk. 1347 01:01:11,936 --> 01:01:14,133 Um, I'll see you two later. 1348 01:01:15,303 --> 01:01:17,333 [Danny] You and me, Brandon, someday. 1349 01:01:19,936 --> 01:01:22,334 [crowd cheering] 1350 01:01:33,537 --> 01:01:37,267 So, Nick, what'd Ali mention about five-percent commission? 1351 01:01:37,269 --> 01:01:39,301 Five-percent commission. She's hilarious. 1352 01:01:39,303 --> 01:01:40,667 Would you excuse me a second? 1353 01:01:42,603 --> 01:01:45,068 So when is this fabulous fake family gonna show? 1354 01:01:45,070 --> 01:01:46,568 They will be here. 1355 01:01:46,570 --> 01:01:48,900 Well, the Barry Bunch keep asking for him. 1356 01:01:49,368 --> 01:01:52,099 - Hey. - Hey! 1357 01:01:52,704 --> 01:01:55,167 - Hey, sorry we're late. - I know, honey. 1358 01:01:55,169 --> 01:01:56,833 You had a rough day. 1359 01:01:57,069 --> 01:02:00,101 And you, you little... thing. 1360 01:02:01,236 --> 01:02:02,467 Go. 1361 01:02:03,236 --> 01:02:04,568 [Joe] Hey, yo, Ali! 1362 01:02:04,903 --> 01:02:08,001 I have a monumentally important question to ask you. 1363 01:02:08,003 --> 01:02:10,167 - Okay. - Do you trust Elon Musk? 1364 01:02:10,169 --> 01:02:12,902 'Cause that man is one white glove and metal hand away 1365 01:02:12,904 --> 01:02:14,834 from being a James Bond villain. 1366 01:02:14,836 --> 01:02:16,302 Freaky. 1367 01:02:16,304 --> 01:02:17,570 Hey, thanks again for inviting us, Ali. 1368 01:02:17,572 --> 01:02:19,069 - Okay, yes. - Appreciate you. 1369 01:02:19,071 --> 01:02:20,835 - Wassup, Will? - Wassup, Jamal? 1370 01:02:20,837 --> 01:02:22,702 - What's going on, man? - Hey, man. You good? 1371 01:02:22,704 --> 01:02:24,836 - Yes, sir. - Yeah, yeah, I'm... I'm... I'm good. 1372 01:02:24,838 --> 01:02:27,569 [Will] Holy shit, Jamal Barry remembered my name! 1373 01:02:27,571 --> 01:02:29,301 [woman] That skank is a ho. 1374 01:02:29,971 --> 01:02:31,769 Ali Cat and Will of the People, 1375 01:02:31,771 --> 01:02:34,769 that is my baby girl, my wife. Loretta! 1376 01:02:34,771 --> 01:02:37,503 I know, bitch is always talking shit about other people. 1377 01:02:37,505 --> 01:02:40,135 Her nappy weave is some virgin hair from Peru. 1378 01:02:40,137 --> 01:02:43,102 - [laughs] I'm fine. - Baby, will you please get off the phone? 1379 01:02:43,104 --> 01:02:44,735 You said this was family day. 1380 01:02:44,737 --> 01:02:46,536 I know. I'm talking to my mother. 1381 01:02:46,538 --> 01:02:47,902 Oh, I didn't know. 1382 01:02:48,405 --> 01:02:50,002 Look, Ma, I got to go. 1383 01:02:50,004 --> 01:02:51,669 [Nick] If she botches this, she is fired. 1384 01:02:51,671 --> 01:02:53,470 [Joe] And, baby, this is Ali. 1385 01:02:53,472 --> 01:02:55,269 She's the one I demolished in poker night. 1386 01:02:55,271 --> 01:02:57,202 - Mm. - I brought out the alpha dogs. 1387 01:02:57,538 --> 01:03:01,203 Is that the same alpha dog who was supposed to get me a pinot grigio? 1388 01:03:01,205 --> 01:03:02,769 You know, I tell you what, Mrs. Barry, 1389 01:03:02,771 --> 01:03:04,535 why don't I step out to the main bar with you 1390 01:03:04,537 --> 01:03:06,770 and then I can get some Mama Jamal stories, huh? 1391 01:03:06,772 --> 01:03:08,802 - Hey, bubby, don't be long! - Mm-hmm. 1392 01:03:08,804 --> 01:03:10,203 You're my oxygen! 1393 01:03:11,305 --> 01:03:12,669 [crowd cheers] 1394 01:03:12,872 --> 01:03:15,369 [Jamal] Now, this is the court I want to play on. 1395 01:03:15,871 --> 01:03:17,770 [Ben laughing] 1396 01:03:18,505 --> 01:03:19,970 - Ben, come here. - Ben, come here. 1397 01:03:20,372 --> 01:03:22,637 - Ben, come here. - Ben-Ben, come here. Here, now. 1398 01:03:23,037 --> 01:03:25,567 - Ben. Ben-ben, come here. - No, Ben. Come, come, come... 1399 01:03:26,304 --> 01:03:27,668 - Ben, Ben, come here. - Ben, come here. 1400 01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:29,867 - Ben, Ben. [laughs] - [laughs] Ben. 1401 01:03:30,203 --> 01:03:31,401 - Ben. - Ben. Come... 1402 01:03:31,803 --> 01:03:33,600 - Ben, come here. - Ben, Ben, come here. 1403 01:03:33,871 --> 01:03:37,167 Wow! Y'all are cute, man. Y'all so cute! 1404 01:03:37,169 --> 01:03:39,868 [both] Ahh! 1405 01:03:39,870 --> 01:03:42,202 Like peanut butter and jelly and pickled herring, 1406 01:03:42,204 --> 01:03:43,635 you know, but you got arms and legs. 1407 01:03:43,938 --> 01:03:46,535 - [laughs] That's so us. - How did y'all meet? 1408 01:03:46,770 --> 01:03:48,734 - Uh... I'll take it! We... - Well, I... 1409 01:03:49,669 --> 01:03:51,901 Uh, well, it's kind of embarrassing. 1410 01:03:52,371 --> 01:03:53,936 It was a one-night stand. 1411 01:03:54,205 --> 01:03:56,668 Wow, nice! Yeah, nice. 1412 01:03:56,670 --> 01:03:59,868 Hey, ain't nothing wrong with a little bit of shame in the Walk of Shame. 1413 01:03:59,870 --> 01:04:01,836 You know what I'm saying? That's a paradox. 1414 01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:03,802 But now y'all can enjoy your fruits of y'all labor, 1415 01:04:03,804 --> 01:04:06,036 'cause that's what it's about! You know, 'cause... 1416 01:04:06,038 --> 01:04:08,502 [Will] What in the fuck is he talking about? 1417 01:04:08,504 --> 01:04:09,968 Fruits, he's... 1418 01:04:09,970 --> 01:04:11,836 Little man! You planning being a baller someday? 1419 01:04:11,838 --> 01:04:13,101 Oh, yes! Ben... 1420 01:04:13,103 --> 01:04:15,068 Big Ben loves basketball. Isn't that right, Ben? 1421 01:04:15,070 --> 01:04:17,602 I don't... I don't really... I don't really think so. 1422 01:04:17,604 --> 01:04:19,136 Actually, no. You know... 1423 01:04:19,138 --> 01:04:21,035 He finds the craziest stuff on the Internet. 1424 01:04:21,037 --> 01:04:22,903 - Yes, he does. - I got to limit his screen time. 1425 01:04:22,905 --> 01:04:24,935 You know? Because me, you know, I'm a single... 1426 01:04:24,937 --> 01:04:27,536 Uh, you know what? I am... [coughs] parched. 1427 01:04:27,538 --> 01:04:29,468 Can you please get me some wine, baby? 1428 01:04:29,738 --> 01:04:31,736 Yeah, yeah. What do you want? They got red, white... 1429 01:04:31,738 --> 01:04:33,936 It doesn't matter. Surprise me. 1430 01:04:33,938 --> 01:04:36,304 - Go get some. Just go get me some. - Ali. 1431 01:04:36,306 --> 01:04:37,970 Ah, you know me. 1432 01:04:37,972 --> 01:04:39,003 Get me some! 1433 01:04:39,504 --> 01:04:40,836 - Surprise me! - You've got a strong hand. 1434 01:04:40,838 --> 01:04:42,802 - Oh, you so crazy! - It's strong. 1435 01:04:42,804 --> 01:04:44,737 - He's silly. - He don't know your wine preference? 1436 01:04:44,739 --> 01:04:46,935 Oh, he does. We just like surprises, that's all. 1437 01:04:46,937 --> 01:04:49,702 Guess what? My birthday's next week. 1438 01:04:50,071 --> 01:04:52,001 Ooh! How old you gonna be? 1439 01:04:53,038 --> 01:04:54,070 Tell him, Ben. 1440 01:04:54,072 --> 01:04:55,169 Six. 1441 01:04:55,171 --> 01:04:56,536 Six. 1442 01:04:56,538 --> 01:04:57,870 [Jamal] You gonna blow it out, little man? 1443 01:04:57,872 --> 01:04:59,702 Yes! We're gonna do it really big. 1444 01:04:59,704 --> 01:05:01,970 We're gonna do big things for his birthday. Right, Ben? 1445 01:05:01,972 --> 01:05:04,736 - You are? - Yeah! Really big. 1446 01:05:04,939 --> 01:05:08,436 If we're talking blowout, what I really wanted is 1447 01:05:08,438 --> 01:05:10,535 a cake shaped like a sports car. 1448 01:05:10,537 --> 01:05:13,802 Oh, you got it, Ben! You got it. 1449 01:05:13,804 --> 01:05:14,770 Promise? 1450 01:05:15,005 --> 01:05:16,369 Yes, I promise. 1451 01:05:16,371 --> 01:05:18,302 What... Wait, wait... Oh! [laughs] 1452 01:05:19,305 --> 01:05:21,235 That's a beautiful thing, girl. [laughs] 1453 01:05:21,538 --> 01:05:22,536 Ooh-hoo-hoo. 1454 01:05:23,906 --> 01:05:27,504 Well, thank you so much for coming. I hope you had a good time. 1455 01:05:27,506 --> 01:05:29,671 Oh, no. We had an amazing time. Thank you. 1456 01:05:29,673 --> 01:05:32,203 Hey, um, how about tomorrow night I'll take you out? 1457 01:05:32,706 --> 01:05:35,636 But we gonna do something a little bit more low-key than, uh... 1458 01:05:35,638 --> 01:05:38,102 - Oh, yeah, sure! Sure. - Yeah, okay. 1459 01:05:38,104 --> 01:05:40,336 Okay, well, you go ahead home. 1460 01:05:40,338 --> 01:05:42,635 - Oh, hey! - Wha... What... 1461 01:05:42,637 --> 01:05:44,768 - Good night! Good night. Ohh! - Uh, okay... 1462 01:05:44,770 --> 01:05:46,803 Make sure you put him into bed. I'll see you soon. 1463 01:05:46,805 --> 01:05:48,635 - I got it, I got it. - All right, okay. 1464 01:05:48,637 --> 01:05:51,734 This boy get up and he drink smoothies 16 times a day. 1465 01:05:51,736 --> 01:05:53,969 Sometimes he get the runs, but it's all good. 1466 01:05:53,971 --> 01:05:55,837 That's only when his mother make it. 1467 01:05:55,839 --> 01:05:57,936 You know what I'm saying? 'Cause she just overloads. 1468 01:05:57,938 --> 01:05:58,934 [man] Ali? 1469 01:05:59,438 --> 01:06:01,134 Karl-Anthony! 1470 01:06:01,136 --> 01:06:03,268 - How you doing, sweetheart? - Great game, baby! 1471 01:06:03,270 --> 01:06:05,236 Triple double and we didn't win. So, it don't mean shit. 1472 01:06:05,238 --> 01:06:07,102 - You know how that go. - Those numbers, though. 1473 01:06:07,104 --> 01:06:09,634 You keep putting those numbers up. Hey, Jamal! 1474 01:06:09,636 --> 01:06:11,101 Come here, I got somebody I want you to meet. 1475 01:06:11,103 --> 01:06:13,468 - Oh, that's your mans? - Well, I'm working on it. 1476 01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:15,602 - [Karl-Anthony] I feels you. - [Jamal] Holy shit! Don't freak out. 1477 01:06:15,604 --> 01:06:17,437 It's Karl-Anthony! Yo, he's looking at me! 1478 01:06:17,439 --> 01:06:18,403 Yo, Jamal Barry, right? 1479 01:06:18,905 --> 01:06:20,903 - Yes, sir. Yep. - Appreciate it, man. Much love. 1480 01:06:20,905 --> 01:06:22,736 - Nice to meet you. - Absolutely. Absolutely. 1481 01:06:22,738 --> 01:06:25,736 [Jamal] Holy shit! Uh, hey, hey, don't freak out. 1482 01:06:25,738 --> 01:06:27,968 Yo, I've been watching you since high school, man. 1483 01:06:27,970 --> 01:06:30,101 I must say, young fella, I'm pretty impressed. 1484 01:06:30,338 --> 01:06:32,636 - Oh, for real? - Yeah, man, you're killing it. 1485 01:06:32,638 --> 01:06:35,136 - Cool. Yeah, yeah, that's cool. - [Karl-Anthony] Kid's nervous. 1486 01:06:35,138 --> 01:06:37,970 Probably thinking, "Holy shit, it's Karl-Anthony Towns!" 1487 01:06:37,972 --> 01:06:40,802 [Jamal] Holy shit, it's Karl-Anthony Towns! 1488 01:06:40,804 --> 01:06:44,269 Karl-Anthony, do you have any advice for our young fella here? 1489 01:06:44,271 --> 01:06:46,136 - [Karl-Anthony humming] - [Karl-Anthony] Listen, man, for real, 1490 01:06:46,138 --> 01:06:48,603 you got great things ahead of you, but always remember, 1491 01:06:48,839 --> 01:06:51,471 no one has ever become a star playing for himself. 1492 01:06:51,473 --> 01:06:52,937 Always got to keep the team first. 1493 01:06:52,939 --> 01:06:55,970 [Karl-Anthony] ♪ If you like piña coladas ♪ 1494 01:06:55,972 --> 01:06:58,137 ♪ And getting caught In the rain ♪ 1495 01:06:58,139 --> 01:07:00,838 Damn! Got to get that stupid song out of my head. 1496 01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:02,370 - You feel me? - Totally. 1497 01:07:02,372 --> 01:07:04,537 [Jamal] I have no idea what he just said. 1498 01:07:05,105 --> 01:07:07,836 - Oh, shit. I'll see you. - [Joe] Yo, Karl! 1499 01:07:08,206 --> 01:07:10,104 Hey, Karl! Hey, Karl! 1500 01:07:10,106 --> 01:07:13,637 Hey, I got a way to disrupt the children's beverage sector! 1501 01:07:13,939 --> 01:07:15,469 That was a great game, right? 1502 01:07:15,972 --> 01:07:18,936 Well, just give me a call if you need anything else, okay? 1503 01:07:18,938 --> 01:07:21,438 As a matter of fact, there is something I need. 1504 01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:24,504 Can I get a ballpark estimate of what kind of deals we expect? 1505 01:07:24,506 --> 01:07:26,905 You know what I'm saying? Just for financial planning purposes. 1506 01:07:26,907 --> 01:07:31,371 Pops, you can't ask her to do work for us if you haven't signed with her agency. 1507 01:07:31,373 --> 01:07:33,270 Yeah, but if I like what I hear, 1508 01:07:33,272 --> 01:07:35,537 - we can say we got ourselves an agent. - [Loretta chuckles] 1509 01:07:39,739 --> 01:07:42,337 Brandon! Can you get me some coffee, please? Thank you. 1510 01:07:42,339 --> 01:07:44,738 [Brandon] Peach cobbler, peach cobbler, peach cobbler. 1511 01:07:44,740 --> 01:07:46,838 Peach cobbler with blueberries. 1512 01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:49,005 Peach cobbler warmed up. Peach cobbler. 1513 01:07:49,007 --> 01:07:50,870 - What are you mumbling about? - [Brandon] Peach cobbler à la mode. 1514 01:07:50,872 --> 01:07:53,203 I am thinking about my favorite dessert 1515 01:07:53,205 --> 01:07:55,436 so that you can't hear my actual thoughts. 1516 01:07:55,438 --> 01:07:58,070 Oh, no, no, no. Out with it. Come, come. 1517 01:07:58,072 --> 01:08:00,002 I believe you are a good person. 1518 01:08:00,004 --> 01:08:02,436 So, I am choosing to chalk this fake-family business 1519 01:08:02,438 --> 01:08:04,870 up to an overabundance of competitive spirit. 1520 01:08:04,872 --> 01:08:06,969 - Give me my coffee. - There, I said it. 1521 01:08:06,971 --> 01:08:08,369 - [sighs] - [phone chimes] 1522 01:08:08,371 --> 01:08:10,304 - Please. - Oh, speak of the devil, 1523 01:08:10,306 --> 01:08:12,336 here is your fake husband now. 1524 01:08:12,771 --> 01:08:15,436 Aw, Will is inviting you to hang out tonight. 1525 01:08:15,438 --> 01:08:16,837 - No. - [typing] 1526 01:08:16,839 --> 01:08:19,502 - "That sounds like fun." - What are you doing? 1527 01:08:19,504 --> 01:08:21,702 - "Let's do it." - Uh, no. 1528 01:08:21,704 --> 01:08:22,836 Can you stop typing? 1529 01:08:22,838 --> 01:08:24,268 I'm not going on a date tonight! 1530 01:08:24,771 --> 01:08:28,936 "Any way I could bring my friend Mari..." 1531 01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:30,971 - Wha... - "...and her fiancé? 1532 01:08:30,973 --> 01:08:34,169 Just realized we had plans. Could be a fun double date." 1533 01:08:34,171 --> 01:08:35,570 - Exclamation point. - No, no! 1534 01:08:35,572 --> 01:08:36,770 - We do not... - Send. 1535 01:08:36,772 --> 01:08:38,336 I don't have plans with her. 1536 01:08:38,338 --> 01:08:39,969 Come here, you little... 1537 01:08:41,039 --> 01:08:42,771 I don't have plans with Mari. 1538 01:08:42,773 --> 01:08:44,370 Exactly, and she's getting resentful. 1539 01:08:44,372 --> 01:08:46,404 This way, you knock out two birds with one stone 1540 01:08:46,406 --> 01:08:48,903 while using Mari and James as a buffer. You're welcome. 1541 01:08:50,839 --> 01:08:52,803 Okay, fine. Fine. 1542 01:08:52,805 --> 01:08:56,505 But you agented me, and agents do not like being agented. 1543 01:08:56,507 --> 01:08:59,037 [Brandon] Too bad. And I should be an agent. 1544 01:08:59,039 --> 01:09:02,636 - What? - You heard me, loud and clear. 1545 01:09:03,738 --> 01:09:07,904 So, you think you got what it takes to be a good sports agent. Really? 1546 01:09:07,906 --> 01:09:09,471 What do... what do you know about sports? 1547 01:09:09,473 --> 01:09:12,436 - Oh, basically everything! - Oh, please. 1548 01:09:12,438 --> 01:09:14,171 I'll bet you didn't know that Tom Brady, 1549 01:09:14,173 --> 01:09:16,337 the 199th pick of the 2000 NFL draft, 1550 01:09:16,339 --> 01:09:18,671 has more playoff touchdown passes, 68, 1551 01:09:18,673 --> 01:09:20,938 than number-one picks David Carr, 65, and Tim Couch, 64, 1552 01:09:20,940 --> 01:09:22,771 had in their entire careers. 1553 01:09:22,773 --> 01:09:24,537 - I knew that. - Oh, yeah? 1554 01:09:24,841 --> 01:09:27,304 And do you know what happened on June 25, 2009? 1555 01:09:28,506 --> 01:09:30,302 Michael Jackson passed. Ha! 1556 01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:32,939 True. And tragic. 1557 01:09:32,941 --> 01:09:35,171 But it was also the day that Steph Curry was selected 1558 01:09:35,173 --> 01:09:38,005 as the seventh overall pick in the 2009 NBA draft 1559 01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:39,638 by the Golden State Warriors, 1560 01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:42,337 with a contract totaling $12.7 million 1561 01:09:42,339 --> 01:09:44,836 over four years. 1562 01:09:45,373 --> 01:09:47,237 Isn't that great? 1563 01:09:47,606 --> 01:09:49,972 You know sports trivia. That's beautiful. 1564 01:09:49,974 --> 01:09:51,738 But it takes more to being an agent. 1565 01:09:51,740 --> 01:09:53,471 You have to know how to handle people, sweetie. 1566 01:09:53,473 --> 01:09:54,939 [Brandon] Oh, you mean like when I stopped you 1567 01:09:54,941 --> 01:09:56,404 from handing Rafael Nadal 1568 01:09:56,406 --> 01:09:58,038 a passed appetizer with ham in it 1569 01:09:58,040 --> 01:09:59,939 because I read in his autobiography 1570 01:09:59,941 --> 01:10:00,871 that he hates ham, cheese, storms, and animals? 1571 01:10:00,873 --> 01:10:03,171 - Okurrr! - Mm. 1572 01:10:03,173 --> 01:10:05,103 Oops, sorry. Did that slip out? 1573 01:10:05,308 --> 01:10:07,472 Ooh. Someone's in a mood. 1574 01:10:07,474 --> 01:10:10,604 [chuckles] Oh! I have a pick-me-up. 1575 01:10:10,606 --> 01:10:12,337 You have a secret admirer. 1576 01:10:12,339 --> 01:10:14,903 Oh, please. You are just trying to change the subject, 1577 01:10:14,905 --> 01:10:16,636 - and it is not going to work. - Mm-mmm. 1578 01:10:17,139 --> 01:10:18,869 - Okay, tell me who it is. - [laughs] 1579 01:10:19,504 --> 01:10:21,069 Well, apparently, 1580 01:10:21,071 --> 01:10:23,036 Puppy Dog Danny wasn't crushing on me. 1581 01:10:23,038 --> 01:10:24,803 It's you he wants to mount. 1582 01:10:24,805 --> 01:10:26,503 Ooh, there he is. 1583 01:10:26,505 --> 01:10:27,970 How big you think Shaq's dick is? 1584 01:10:27,972 --> 01:10:31,137 [snickers] Yeah, he's closeted, honey. 1585 01:10:31,538 --> 01:10:34,771 And he wants to pound on your booty cheeks. 1586 01:10:35,172 --> 01:10:37,904 I don't know why. But there you have it. 1587 01:10:42,606 --> 01:10:45,904 [R&B playing] 1588 01:10:57,472 --> 01:10:59,839 Ohh! Ho-ho! 1589 01:10:59,841 --> 01:11:02,271 You suck so bad. 1590 01:11:02,273 --> 01:11:04,304 You look like you had a seizure, girl. 1591 01:11:04,306 --> 01:11:06,937 You can just pick up the ball and drop it in the hole next time. 1592 01:11:06,939 --> 01:11:09,705 Really? You know, both of y'all can shut up. 1593 01:11:10,339 --> 01:11:11,670 Nice shot, baby. 1594 01:11:12,139 --> 01:11:13,070 Bam! 1595 01:11:17,806 --> 01:11:19,772 Hey, can I get some more limes, please? 1596 01:11:19,774 --> 01:11:21,039 Sure. 1597 01:11:21,041 --> 01:11:22,506 Here you go, keep the change. 1598 01:11:22,940 --> 01:11:24,204 - Thanks. - That's right. 1599 01:11:24,206 --> 01:11:25,637 [James] Man, look at that ass! 1600 01:11:26,006 --> 01:11:27,903 I should tap that before the wedding. 1601 01:11:28,372 --> 01:11:29,705 Shit, or after. 1602 01:11:30,639 --> 01:11:32,303 - You up, Ali. - Mm-hmm. 1603 01:11:33,906 --> 01:11:35,837 - Excuse me. - Go ahead. 1604 01:11:36,306 --> 01:11:37,839 - [James groans] - [Mari] Oh! 1605 01:11:37,841 --> 01:11:39,438 - Shit! - Ali! 1606 01:11:39,440 --> 01:11:41,170 What the fuck? Those are his nuts! 1607 01:11:41,172 --> 01:11:43,406 Which are getting married to me Saturday, 1608 01:11:43,408 --> 01:11:46,039 - and I want them in good shape. - [James] Both balls, honey. 1609 01:11:46,041 --> 01:11:47,605 - Both of 'em? - Yeah. 1610 01:11:47,607 --> 01:11:49,471 [James] Man, why is Mari even friends with Ali? 1611 01:11:49,473 --> 01:11:51,573 She only gives a shit about herself anyways. 1612 01:11:51,575 --> 01:11:52,639 Always flaking. 1613 01:11:54,007 --> 01:11:55,704 Only reason she's here tonight is to show off her new guy. 1614 01:11:55,906 --> 01:11:58,205 What he wearing anyway? Tight-ass jeans. 1615 01:11:58,207 --> 01:12:01,438 - Uh, are you having fun? - Yeah. 1616 01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:03,138 - Work hard, play hard, right? - [Ali] Mm-hmm. 1617 01:12:03,140 --> 01:12:05,171 Uh-huh. [chuckles] 1618 01:12:07,807 --> 01:12:11,071 - Anyone need anything else? - No, we're good, thanks. 1619 01:12:12,539 --> 01:12:14,871 - Nice shot. - Thanks. 1620 01:12:17,908 --> 01:12:21,406 Well, look at you, impressing all the ladies. 1621 01:12:21,408 --> 01:12:23,172 Her? [scoffs] 1622 01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:24,435 Whatever. 1623 01:12:24,938 --> 01:12:26,937 [Will] Why would I waste a second on her 1624 01:12:26,939 --> 01:12:29,003 when I got you standing right here in front of me? 1625 01:12:34,207 --> 01:12:35,137 Um... 1626 01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:36,671 You know what? 1627 01:12:36,673 --> 01:12:38,236 Why don't you show me how to play? 1628 01:12:38,238 --> 01:12:39,970 'Cause I suck. [chuckles] 1629 01:12:39,972 --> 01:12:41,536 - I would love to. - Okay. 1630 01:12:41,538 --> 01:12:43,736 And to be clear, if I'm putting my arms around you, 1631 01:12:43,738 --> 01:12:45,271 if I'm holding your hips, 1632 01:12:45,273 --> 01:12:46,970 it's just to get your pool shot right. 1633 01:12:47,206 --> 01:12:49,372 - You're being professional. - Just strictly professional. 1634 01:12:49,374 --> 01:12:51,138 You know, I just care about my job. 1635 01:12:51,140 --> 01:12:53,705 - Okay, come on. [laughs] - I'm good at my job. 1636 01:12:53,707 --> 01:12:55,936 ["Golden" playing] 1637 01:13:25,072 --> 01:13:27,303 [song continues] 1638 01:13:42,740 --> 01:13:44,573 - [Will] Ah. - [Ali] Whoo! 1639 01:13:44,575 --> 01:13:47,205 [Will] Oh, okay, okay. Slow down. Slow... Wait. 1640 01:13:47,606 --> 01:13:50,605 - Slow down, girl. This isn't a rodeo. - [Ali] Ah! 1641 01:13:50,607 --> 01:13:52,139 [Will laughs] 1642 01:13:52,141 --> 01:13:54,072 Yeah... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy with the balls! 1643 01:13:54,074 --> 01:13:56,405 Easy with the balls. They're attached to me. 1644 01:13:57,942 --> 01:14:00,639 Why are her eyes always closed? Am I that ugly? 1645 01:14:00,874 --> 01:14:02,304 - [Ali moans] - Oh, what the... 1646 01:14:02,875 --> 01:14:05,538 [Will] Damn, her eyes opened, but she look crazy as hell. 1647 01:14:05,540 --> 01:14:06,972 They were better closed. 1648 01:14:06,974 --> 01:14:08,039 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa... 1649 01:14:08,041 --> 01:14:10,338 God, easy on the balls. 1650 01:14:17,142 --> 01:14:18,607 What's up? You okay? 1651 01:14:20,541 --> 01:14:24,739 Just admit it. This wasn't going so good. 1652 01:14:24,741 --> 01:14:26,072 What? 1653 01:14:26,074 --> 01:14:28,406 No, it was, it was, it was... 1654 01:14:28,942 --> 01:14:30,173 It was cool. 1655 01:14:31,041 --> 01:14:33,338 Okay, look. How about... 1656 01:14:34,508 --> 01:14:37,173 How about we try something a little different tonight? 1657 01:14:37,175 --> 01:14:38,306 Uh, like what? 1658 01:14:39,939 --> 01:14:41,703 Like how about we call a truce? 1659 01:14:42,140 --> 01:14:44,605 Nobody is in control. We'll just... 1660 01:14:45,807 --> 01:14:47,937 you know, we share a little bit. 1661 01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:49,538 Can you share? 1662 01:14:52,173 --> 01:14:54,104 - Yeah. - Okay, okay... 1663 01:14:54,106 --> 01:14:55,904 Hey... share, share. 1664 01:14:56,506 --> 01:14:57,503 Share. 1665 01:14:59,207 --> 01:15:00,939 - Yeah, that's right. - Okay. 1666 01:15:00,941 --> 01:15:02,538 [sensual music playing] 1667 01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:04,005 [Ali laughs] 1668 01:15:17,675 --> 01:15:19,338 [both panting] 1669 01:15:19,340 --> 01:15:21,438 [Ali breathes shakily] 1670 01:15:22,006 --> 01:15:23,237 [gasps] 1671 01:15:24,607 --> 01:15:25,972 [both quiet] 1672 01:15:29,074 --> 01:15:30,439 How was that? 1673 01:15:32,173 --> 01:15:34,072 It was phenomenal! 1674 01:15:34,941 --> 01:15:36,271 It was like you were in my head. 1675 01:15:36,273 --> 01:15:37,971 You knew everything that I wanted. 1676 01:15:38,841 --> 01:15:42,105 Girl, I feel like I just ran half a marathon. I need some electrolytes. 1677 01:15:42,107 --> 01:15:44,006 - You want some electrolytes? - No... [laughs] 1678 01:15:44,008 --> 01:15:46,038 I don't smoke or nothin' after sex, but I'm gonna get me some Gatorade. 1679 01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:47,305 - You want some Gatorade? - No. 1680 01:15:47,307 --> 01:15:49,572 - I got flavors. - I am good. 1681 01:15:49,574 --> 01:15:51,838 - Oh, okay. All right. - I'm straight. 1682 01:15:52,807 --> 01:15:57,672 [Will] Ali, bomaye! Ali, bomaye! Ali, bomaye! 1683 01:15:57,674 --> 01:15:58,805 Shit, yeah. 1684 01:16:00,075 --> 01:16:01,306 She the greatest of all time. Thank you, Lord Jesus. 1685 01:16:01,308 --> 01:16:03,138 - Ali, bomaye! - Yes! 1686 01:16:06,775 --> 01:16:08,140 [phone chimes] 1687 01:16:09,741 --> 01:16:11,939 Will and Ben are here. They're on their way up. 1688 01:16:11,941 --> 01:16:13,172 I want to know something. 1689 01:16:14,175 --> 01:16:15,872 What do you see in that gin jockey? 1690 01:16:16,442 --> 01:16:18,939 I mean, you're successful, beautiful, 1691 01:16:19,242 --> 01:16:21,673 and he's a single parent with no career. 1692 01:16:21,675 --> 01:16:23,372 Did you say "gin jockey"? 1693 01:16:23,775 --> 01:16:25,805 Yes, I said "gin jockey." 1694 01:16:25,807 --> 01:16:27,540 He is a businessman, okay? 1695 01:16:27,542 --> 01:16:29,973 He's saving his money so he can open his own bar. 1696 01:16:29,975 --> 01:16:32,940 Like your gym. Look, just please be nice. 1697 01:16:32,942 --> 01:16:35,239 Be nice? I am nice. I'm nice as shit. 1698 01:16:36,341 --> 01:16:38,606 "Gin jockey"? Where do you find these things? 1699 01:16:38,608 --> 01:16:41,440 - Come here, Dad. Hey! - Hey. 1700 01:16:42,941 --> 01:16:45,773 - Dad, I need you to meet Will and Ben. - Hi. 1701 01:16:45,775 --> 01:16:47,340 - Nice to meet you, sir. - Welcome, welcome. 1702 01:16:47,677 --> 01:16:49,407 [Skip] I'll give it three months. 1703 01:16:49,409 --> 01:16:52,039 She'll chew him up and spit him out. 1704 01:16:53,440 --> 01:16:55,737 Hey, did you introduce yourself? 1705 01:16:56,107 --> 01:16:58,637 Hi, I'm Ben. It's nice to meet you. 1706 01:16:58,639 --> 01:16:59,805 Wait, wait, wait. 1707 01:16:59,807 --> 01:17:03,471 [Will] So, tomorrow. Big signing day, huh? 1708 01:17:03,473 --> 01:17:04,506 Yep. 1709 01:17:04,508 --> 01:17:05,872 No worries about, you know, 1710 01:17:05,874 --> 01:17:07,273 crazy Joe changing his mind 1711 01:17:07,275 --> 01:17:08,606 or Jamal trying to stay in school? 1712 01:17:08,841 --> 01:17:10,805 Nah, I have a pretty good gauge on that situation. 1713 01:17:10,807 --> 01:17:13,905 So I think I know what's on Jamal's mind. 1714 01:17:13,907 --> 01:17:14,872 I'm sure you do. 1715 01:17:15,474 --> 01:17:17,905 But, you know, knowing what's on a man's mind 1716 01:17:17,907 --> 01:17:19,739 is not the same as what's in his heart. 1717 01:17:19,741 --> 01:17:22,238 Well, isn't it the same thing? To get paid and get laid? 1718 01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:25,206 Wait. You really think that's what men want? 1719 01:17:25,208 --> 01:17:27,806 - Mm-hmm. - Wow. 1720 01:17:28,042 --> 01:17:30,138 - That's messed up. - Well... 1721 01:17:30,140 --> 01:17:32,138 Have you ever even trusted a man? 1722 01:17:33,007 --> 01:17:34,339 She trusts me. 1723 01:17:34,974 --> 01:17:36,705 Okay. Well, see... 1724 01:17:37,608 --> 01:17:42,272 I think that men and women just want the same thing at the end of the day. 1725 01:17:42,842 --> 01:17:45,707 They want to be with somebody they trust. 1726 01:17:46,241 --> 01:17:48,838 To be respected, appreciated, and... 1727 01:17:49,475 --> 01:17:51,304 and just to feel safe. 1728 01:17:51,608 --> 01:17:54,206 So you believe men and women want the same thing? 1729 01:17:54,541 --> 01:17:57,406 As a bartender, I've learned to sit back and listen. 1730 01:17:57,408 --> 01:18:00,240 Eventually, you learn how people really feel. 1731 01:18:01,008 --> 01:18:02,106 Good to know. 1732 01:18:02,541 --> 01:18:05,140 [Will] Wow, she is really beautiful. 1733 01:18:05,507 --> 01:18:07,605 [Skip] So, now that we know what men and women want, 1734 01:18:07,943 --> 01:18:10,540 - the question is what do boys want? - [chuckles] 1735 01:18:10,542 --> 01:18:12,972 Got any gift ideas for your birthday, Ben? 1736 01:18:12,974 --> 01:18:14,640 My dad works real hard, 1737 01:18:14,642 --> 01:18:17,040 so I try not to make a big deal out of it. 1738 01:18:17,374 --> 01:18:20,240 It's mostly just about me and him hanging out. 1739 01:18:20,242 --> 01:18:22,507 - [Will chuckles] - Us, too. 1740 01:18:24,308 --> 01:18:26,706 Do you know that Ali grew up without a mom? 1741 01:18:26,708 --> 01:18:29,073 [Skip] I think about that woman every day. 1742 01:18:29,508 --> 01:18:30,773 And it still hurts. 1743 01:18:31,141 --> 01:18:35,307 You know, Ben, I imagine your dad had to work extra hard 1744 01:18:35,309 --> 01:18:37,208 to raise a kid as kind as you. 1745 01:18:37,210 --> 01:18:38,474 Thank you, Skip. 1746 01:18:39,374 --> 01:18:41,672 I think you can appreciate it more than most. 1747 01:18:43,876 --> 01:18:45,106 To fatherhood. 1748 01:18:54,243 --> 01:18:55,142 [woman] You did it! 1749 01:18:55,477 --> 01:18:57,106 You guys day drinking? I'm in. 1750 01:18:57,108 --> 01:18:58,440 [Brandon] Oh, hey. 1751 01:18:58,442 --> 01:18:59,908 Yeah. Let me just grab two more glasses. 1752 01:18:59,910 --> 01:19:01,474 I'll be right back. 1753 01:19:01,476 --> 01:19:02,541 Did you figure out who you're gonna draft, 1754 01:19:02,543 --> 01:19:03,707 Roethlisberger or Brady? 1755 01:19:03,709 --> 01:19:05,540 I think I'm gonna go with Brady, 1756 01:19:05,542 --> 01:19:07,107 but my friend Duncan said he's gonna get Roethlisberger, 1757 01:19:07,109 --> 01:19:08,872 and we can swap any time we want. 1758 01:19:08,874 --> 01:19:11,438 [Brandon] God, he's beautiful. And he loves fantasy football? 1759 01:19:11,440 --> 01:19:13,072 [Danny] What kind of league is that? 1760 01:19:13,074 --> 01:19:14,971 Do you have to wear a weird T-shirt or some shit? 1761 01:19:14,973 --> 01:19:17,938 [Danny] It sounds nice. And he plays fantasy football? 1762 01:19:18,441 --> 01:19:19,606 He's perfect. 1763 01:19:20,007 --> 01:19:23,338 Hey, you know what? Why don't you two play together? 1764 01:19:23,975 --> 01:19:26,439 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, I... I would love that. 1765 01:19:26,441 --> 01:19:27,873 You know, you can't pick... 1766 01:19:27,875 --> 01:19:29,740 [Brandon] Do you take this man 1767 01:19:29,742 --> 01:19:32,173 to be your lawfully wedded husband? 1768 01:19:32,175 --> 01:19:33,972 He's got it all! Uh! 1769 01:19:33,974 --> 01:19:36,972 Okay, you know what? I have to get a lot of work done 1770 01:19:36,974 --> 01:19:39,073 before Will comes here to take me to lunch, so... 1771 01:19:39,075 --> 01:19:40,840 Hey, did you see? Joe Dolla called a press conference. 1772 01:19:40,842 --> 01:19:41,973 - What? - [Joe on TV] That's right. 1773 01:19:41,975 --> 01:19:43,607 I'm telling you, 1774 01:19:43,609 --> 01:19:44,973 when it come to him, he look just like me. 1775 01:19:44,975 --> 01:19:46,772 This is my son. 1776 01:19:46,774 --> 01:19:49,606 Matter of fact, we gonna withdraw from the NBA draft right now. 1777 01:19:49,608 --> 01:19:52,574 I'ma take Jamal's gifts to the great nation of China. 1778 01:19:52,576 --> 01:19:54,574 Ni hao! Holla! 1779 01:19:54,576 --> 01:19:56,106 [man on TV] What about all that talk of playing 1780 01:19:56,108 --> 01:19:57,573 for your hometown, Jamal? 1781 01:19:57,575 --> 01:19:59,940 What can I say? You know, situation changed. 1782 01:19:59,942 --> 01:20:02,206 [man 2 on TV] What kind of money are the Chinese offering? 1783 01:20:02,208 --> 01:20:03,973 Our new concierge agent, 1784 01:20:03,975 --> 01:20:05,907 Ethan Fowler, he gonna answer that. 1785 01:20:05,909 --> 01:20:07,706 - Money Man! Tell 'em wassup. - [Ethan on TV] Yep. 1786 01:20:07,708 --> 01:20:09,641 Hey there, ladies and gentlemen. Ethan Fowler. 1787 01:20:09,643 --> 01:20:12,173 Our good friends in China are currently offering 1788 01:20:12,175 --> 01:20:14,873 three times the rookie NBA deal, okay? 1789 01:20:14,875 --> 01:20:17,539 [man 3 on TV] Does this mean you've signed with Summit Worldwide? 1790 01:20:17,541 --> 01:20:19,306 I'll actually answer that one. Uh... 1791 01:20:19,308 --> 01:20:20,940 I've currently left Summit 1792 01:20:20,942 --> 01:20:24,173 to focus exclusively all my time and energy on one client. 1793 01:20:24,175 --> 01:20:26,674 He cut, he sliced his rates in half. 1794 01:20:26,676 --> 01:20:27,973 - Yeah, I know. - In half! 1795 01:20:27,975 --> 01:20:29,106 I mean, come on, ten percent... 1796 01:20:29,108 --> 01:20:30,640 that is highway robbery. 1797 01:20:31,676 --> 01:20:35,941 [phones ringing in distance] 1798 01:20:36,976 --> 01:20:38,341 Everybody out. 1799 01:20:39,142 --> 01:20:40,807 Out! Get out! 1800 01:20:41,476 --> 01:20:44,341 Ali. You stay. 1801 01:20:48,242 --> 01:20:51,540 Uh, I'm sure that China deal is not closed. 1802 01:20:51,542 --> 01:20:53,075 We can still save this. 1803 01:20:53,344 --> 01:20:54,708 [chuckles] 1804 01:20:55,075 --> 01:20:57,206 We can save this. [chuckles] 1805 01:20:57,544 --> 01:21:00,142 Five-percent commission. Wow. 1806 01:21:00,877 --> 01:21:04,075 Not only did you blow this signing, you gave Ethan the idea 1807 01:21:04,077 --> 01:21:06,442 that could very well fuck our business model completely. 1808 01:21:06,444 --> 01:21:08,307 Okay, this is not all my fault. 1809 01:21:08,309 --> 01:21:11,675 I mean, if I didn't think I'd get crucified by all those MeToo-ers, 1810 01:21:11,677 --> 01:21:13,407 I'd fire your ass today. 1811 01:21:14,177 --> 01:21:17,542 Oh, so you're saying you're not firing me because I'm a woman. 1812 01:21:18,910 --> 01:21:21,007 No. Not just that. 1813 01:21:22,410 --> 01:21:23,441 Oh. 1814 01:21:24,075 --> 01:21:27,840 So, you're not firing me because I'm a black woman. 1815 01:21:28,175 --> 01:21:30,205 No. No, no. I didn't say that. 1816 01:21:30,475 --> 01:21:32,473 Because that'd be racist and sexist. 1817 01:21:32,475 --> 01:21:35,273 Hell, no. I am not your twofer. 1818 01:21:35,275 --> 01:21:36,873 I dare you to fire me. 1819 01:21:36,875 --> 01:21:39,406 My clients will follow me out that door. 1820 01:21:39,941 --> 01:21:42,438 [snickers] You keep on dreaming that dream. 1821 01:21:46,042 --> 01:21:47,807 - Nick, please... - Nope, not happening. 1822 01:21:47,809 --> 01:21:49,374 - [Will] There she goes. - Hey. 1823 01:21:49,376 --> 01:21:50,707 - Hey, girl, ready for lunch? - Yeah. 1824 01:21:50,709 --> 01:21:52,340 I can wait downstairs if that's better. 1825 01:21:52,342 --> 01:21:54,339 - Okay. - Oh, great. You know what? 1826 01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:57,340 You can stop pretending. Okay, Will? 1827 01:21:57,342 --> 01:21:58,607 If that's even your name. 1828 01:21:58,909 --> 01:22:02,441 Actually, I'm glad this charade can finally end. 1829 01:22:02,443 --> 01:22:04,941 Sorry, "charade"? What's he talking about? 1830 01:22:04,943 --> 01:22:06,373 - Nick, please, don't... - You two. 1831 01:22:06,876 --> 01:22:08,473 Pretending that y'all are married 1832 01:22:08,776 --> 01:22:11,241 to impress that fucking fraud Joe Dolla! 1833 01:22:11,742 --> 01:22:14,708 Well, you know what? It didn't work. 1834 01:22:15,509 --> 01:22:17,372 Mr. Family Man, huh? 1835 01:22:19,709 --> 01:22:22,273 Okay, whoo. This is a big misunderstanding. 1836 01:22:22,275 --> 01:22:23,273 So wait, wait, hold up. 1837 01:22:24,243 --> 01:22:26,840 That's why you really invited us to the game? 1838 01:22:27,710 --> 01:22:29,908 - No. - Not to make up for the fact 1839 01:22:29,910 --> 01:22:34,175 that you accused me of cheating on my dead wife with you? 1840 01:22:34,177 --> 01:22:35,173 No. 1841 01:22:35,476 --> 01:22:37,308 Please, it is very complicated. 1842 01:22:37,310 --> 01:22:40,373 - Just let me talk to you alone. - About... About what? 1843 01:22:40,610 --> 01:22:44,908 About what? How you used my son, my child, as a prop? 1844 01:22:51,044 --> 01:22:51,973 Just... 1845 01:22:52,410 --> 01:22:54,041 - Please. - Please stay away from us. 1846 01:22:55,143 --> 01:22:56,074 Please. 1847 01:23:03,610 --> 01:23:05,774 [somber music plays] 1848 01:23:15,744 --> 01:23:18,208 These powers have ruined my life. 1849 01:23:18,778 --> 01:23:20,542 I would like to return them. 1850 01:23:20,978 --> 01:23:23,141 Or whatever you do with powers. 1851 01:23:23,344 --> 01:23:24,742 Well, if I can be real, 1852 01:23:25,278 --> 01:23:28,343 I finished off the Haitian tea, drunk it all myself. 1853 01:23:28,710 --> 01:23:30,677 - And... - The only voices I heard 1854 01:23:30,679 --> 01:23:33,710 were Joan Rivers and Tupac. 1855 01:23:34,445 --> 01:23:36,307 And they did not get along. 1856 01:23:36,910 --> 01:23:40,474 [sighs] My God, this is a disaster. 1857 01:23:41,409 --> 01:23:45,073 [clicks tongue] Mm. Maybe you looking at it the wrong way. 1858 01:23:46,675 --> 01:23:50,139 With power comes a responsibility to tell the truth. 1859 01:23:50,808 --> 01:23:52,739 Have you been telling the truth? 1860 01:23:53,842 --> 01:23:55,739 You need to let the spirit guide you. 1861 01:23:56,743 --> 01:23:58,974 [mystical music playing] 1862 01:24:01,109 --> 01:24:02,640 [Ali exhales] 1863 01:24:08,777 --> 01:24:10,840 - The spirit. - Yeah. 1864 01:24:18,543 --> 01:24:19,974 Spirit. 1865 01:24:22,076 --> 01:24:24,106 [chattering] 1866 01:24:27,544 --> 01:24:31,042 Yikes. Hey, maybe we, uh, take it easy on the drinky-drink there. 1867 01:24:31,044 --> 01:24:33,041 Ceremony's about to start and you're in it, okay? 1868 01:24:33,043 --> 01:24:35,274 No, no, no. I need a cranberry vodka 1869 01:24:35,276 --> 01:24:37,607 because I'm feeling the spirit, Brandon. 1870 01:24:37,609 --> 01:24:40,107 - Uh-huh. - I have words, they need saying. 1871 01:24:40,545 --> 01:24:43,975 As a matter of fact, everybody in here 1872 01:24:43,977 --> 01:24:47,008 needs a big, steaming mug of hot tea. 1873 01:24:47,010 --> 01:24:50,007 Oh, or maybe everybody just sticks with water, you know... 1874 01:24:50,009 --> 01:24:52,876 No. No, no, no. How about you go get that vodka cran like I said, baby. 1875 01:24:52,878 --> 01:24:55,108 - Uh-huh. - Trusty assistant. Go. 1876 01:24:55,444 --> 01:24:56,475 Hm. 1877 01:24:56,477 --> 01:24:57,942 [man] And Christ said, 1878 01:24:57,944 --> 01:24:59,608 "A man shall leave his mother and father 1879 01:24:59,610 --> 01:25:01,375 and cleave to his wife, 1880 01:25:02,110 --> 01:25:04,008 so that they are no more twain..." 1881 01:25:04,010 --> 01:25:06,908 [man 1] Check out that tasty Oreo bridesmaid sandwich. 1882 01:25:06,910 --> 01:25:09,309 [man 2] I can't believe how long this Viagra's lasting! 1883 01:25:09,311 --> 01:25:11,541 [man 3] Can't believe I'm missing the game for this shit. 1884 01:25:11,543 --> 01:25:12,808 [man 4] Did I leave my keys on my desk? 1885 01:25:12,810 --> 01:25:14,442 [man 5] ♪ Cotton-eyed Joe ♪ 1886 01:25:14,444 --> 01:25:16,442 ♪ I'd been married A long time ago ♪ 1887 01:25:16,444 --> 01:25:18,242 ♪ Where did you come from? Where did you go? ♪ 1888 01:25:18,244 --> 01:25:20,275 [man 6] Oh, man. This suit's giving me a swamp ass. 1889 01:25:20,277 --> 01:25:22,442 [man 7] I love the word "Toledo." To-le-do. 1890 01:25:22,444 --> 01:25:24,210 [man 8] Can't believe I said "I love you" to the delivery guy. 1891 01:25:24,212 --> 01:25:26,109 [James] Look at Gabby's tits just hanging out. 1892 01:25:26,111 --> 01:25:28,376 Haven't tapped that since Mari was in Boston. 1893 01:25:28,378 --> 01:25:30,210 Might need to get that again soon though. 1894 01:25:30,212 --> 01:25:31,641 Ladies and gentlemen, the bride and groom 1895 01:25:31,643 --> 01:25:33,274 have written their own vows. 1896 01:25:33,276 --> 01:25:34,675 - James? - Yes, sir. 1897 01:25:35,412 --> 01:25:38,075 When I met you on that sun-dappled June afternoon 1898 01:25:38,077 --> 01:25:39,808 - at the Waffle House... - [whispers] He said, "dappled". 1899 01:25:39,810 --> 01:25:41,610 ...and you put that whole bottle of hot sauce 1900 01:25:41,612 --> 01:25:42,642 on your two-piece... 1901 01:25:43,812 --> 01:25:45,642 I knew right then there'd never be another woman for me. 1902 01:25:45,644 --> 01:25:47,643 Oh, God. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. 1903 01:25:47,645 --> 01:25:50,675 - I'm so, so sorry. - What the hell? 1904 01:25:50,677 --> 01:25:53,241 I... have something I gotta say. 1905 01:25:53,243 --> 01:25:54,608 What are you doing? 1906 01:25:54,610 --> 01:25:57,674 Girl, I am letting the spirit move me. 1907 01:25:57,944 --> 01:25:58,841 Huh? 1908 01:26:00,577 --> 01:26:01,941 [Ali] I... 1909 01:26:03,343 --> 01:26:04,906 I've been given a gift. 1910 01:26:05,309 --> 01:26:06,740 Possibly by God. 1911 01:26:06,742 --> 01:26:08,841 Possibly by a low-rent, 1912 01:26:08,843 --> 01:26:11,274 hair-styling, weed-dealing psychic. But... 1913 01:26:11,976 --> 01:26:14,440 I can hear men's thoughts. 1914 01:26:14,810 --> 01:26:15,875 [Brandon clears throat] 1915 01:26:15,877 --> 01:26:17,607 Ali, why don't you just come 1916 01:26:17,609 --> 01:26:18,974 sit down here with me for a minute? 1917 01:26:18,976 --> 01:26:20,274 Uh, Brandon, back up. 1918 01:26:20,677 --> 01:26:21,573 Back up. 1919 01:26:21,875 --> 01:26:23,476 I'm just saying, as your friend... 1920 01:26:23,478 --> 01:26:26,074 You... are not my friend. 1921 01:26:26,076 --> 01:26:28,541 You are my assistant, though. 1922 01:26:28,843 --> 01:26:30,707 And right now you're not assisting me, 1923 01:26:30,709 --> 01:26:33,410 you're interrupting my message! 1924 01:26:33,412 --> 01:26:36,275 So I need you to sit down and shut the fuck up! 1925 01:26:36,277 --> 01:26:37,608 [crowd clamoring] 1926 01:26:37,610 --> 01:26:38,741 Hallelujah. 1927 01:26:41,344 --> 01:26:42,575 You're on your own. 1928 01:26:43,376 --> 01:26:44,374 Excuse me. 1929 01:26:44,376 --> 01:26:45,441 [man] Thank... Thank you. 1930 01:26:45,945 --> 01:26:47,908 - Thank you for sharing that with us. - [Ali] And... 1931 01:26:48,878 --> 01:26:50,476 because of my gift, 1932 01:26:51,044 --> 01:26:54,942 James, I know you are not worthy of my friend, Mari. 1933 01:26:54,944 --> 01:26:56,409 [James] What are you talking about? 1934 01:26:56,411 --> 01:26:58,477 And you need to know, before you jump the broom, 1935 01:26:58,479 --> 01:27:01,441 that he slept with your cousin Gabby last May. 1936 01:27:01,443 --> 01:27:02,742 [all gasping] 1937 01:27:02,744 --> 01:27:04,708 - What? - While you were in Boston, girl. 1938 01:27:04,710 --> 01:27:07,210 That... That never happened. That never, never happened. 1939 01:27:07,212 --> 01:27:10,175 I am so sorry, Mari. He said you were on a break. 1940 01:27:10,177 --> 01:27:11,675 [all gasping] 1941 01:27:12,578 --> 01:27:13,875 Is this true? 1942 01:27:14,377 --> 01:27:15,542 Everybody lying right now. 1943 01:27:16,011 --> 01:27:19,575 - Mari! - [Ali] Whoo! He deserved that! Amen! 1944 01:27:19,844 --> 01:27:21,610 - Bring it over here. - Oh! Baby, hold on. 1945 01:27:21,612 --> 01:27:24,510 Ali, cut it out. This is not the time or the place. 1946 01:27:24,512 --> 01:27:28,809 Well, Ciarra, you have problems in your own house. 1947 01:27:28,811 --> 01:27:31,575 Don't throw no stones, living in a glass house. 1948 01:27:31,877 --> 01:27:35,709 Excuse me? My house is fine. In fact, it's locked down. 1949 01:27:35,711 --> 01:27:38,709 Okay? I think you're just a little jealous 1950 01:27:38,711 --> 01:27:40,577 because we're all married. 1951 01:27:40,579 --> 01:27:42,177 I have always felt that way. 1952 01:27:42,179 --> 01:27:45,244 - Are you ser... Really? - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 1953 01:27:45,911 --> 01:27:47,610 So look at yourself. 1954 01:27:47,612 --> 01:27:50,343 Well, your husband has been getting his thing sucked, 1955 01:27:50,578 --> 01:27:53,610 - on the down-low, by his golf buddy Louis. - [crowd clamoring] 1956 01:27:53,612 --> 01:27:55,210 I have always felt that way. 1957 01:27:55,212 --> 01:27:56,809 - [Ciarra] He what? - [man] You've lost your mind. 1958 01:27:56,811 --> 01:27:58,143 I would never. That's disgusting! 1959 01:27:58,478 --> 01:28:01,110 It wasn't when you were sucking on my dick! 1960 01:28:01,112 --> 01:28:02,976 - [crowd exclaims] - Oh, Lord, not in the church! 1961 01:28:02,978 --> 01:28:04,444 [woman] Hallelujah! A testimony! 1962 01:28:04,446 --> 01:28:06,710 You kissed me with dick on your lips? 1963 01:28:06,712 --> 01:28:07,910 - Oh, hell, no! - Whoo! 1964 01:28:08,113 --> 01:28:10,778 - [shouting] - [all clamoring] 1965 01:28:13,978 --> 01:28:15,840 That's my brother. Hold Terence. 1966 01:28:16,310 --> 01:28:17,174 Oh, no! 1967 01:28:18,478 --> 01:28:20,208 - Oh, yeah! - [man] Everyone... 1968 01:28:20,210 --> 01:28:21,609 - Don't you take that! Don't you... - [ripping] 1969 01:28:21,611 --> 01:28:22,809 Oh, yeah! 1970 01:28:22,811 --> 01:28:24,408 - Oh, really? - My hair! 1971 01:28:24,410 --> 01:28:25,875 [women screaming] 1972 01:28:28,810 --> 01:28:31,307 - Eat it! Eat the wig! - Just grow up. 1973 01:28:33,077 --> 01:28:34,374 [woman] Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 1974 01:28:34,376 --> 01:28:35,274 Bitch! 1975 01:28:37,344 --> 01:28:38,408 Stay back! 1976 01:28:38,844 --> 01:28:40,275 [metal clangs] 1977 01:28:41,210 --> 01:28:42,342 Oh, oh. 1978 01:28:46,078 --> 01:28:49,043 Well, hello. Welcome back. 1979 01:28:51,045 --> 01:28:52,208 I'd just like to say... 1980 01:28:53,078 --> 01:28:56,043 since your last visit, I went to detox 1981 01:28:56,045 --> 01:28:57,974 and I got my life back on track. 1982 01:28:58,277 --> 01:28:59,409 So, thank you. 1983 01:29:04,445 --> 01:29:05,343 That's it? 1984 01:29:06,078 --> 01:29:07,275 That's what? 1985 01:29:09,078 --> 01:29:10,410 I don't hear anything. 1986 01:29:11,545 --> 01:29:12,609 No sound? 1987 01:29:13,077 --> 01:29:15,808 - No sound? - No, no, no, I hear that. I just... 1988 01:29:17,379 --> 01:29:19,544 I... I don't hear your inner thoughts. 1989 01:29:20,145 --> 01:29:22,142 That's a good thing, trust me. 1990 01:29:24,910 --> 01:29:27,277 Okay, so, um, great, I guess I can go. 1991 01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:29,676 - Ah, well... - Where my peeps at? 1992 01:29:30,212 --> 01:29:32,076 Ali, you can leave anytime, 1993 01:29:32,078 --> 01:29:34,843 but, um, there's no one here for you. 1994 01:29:37,178 --> 01:29:38,376 Oh. 1995 01:29:41,213 --> 01:29:42,277 [exhales] 1996 01:29:42,279 --> 01:29:44,144 Guess I'll get myself home. 1997 01:29:44,146 --> 01:29:46,210 [somber music playing] 1998 01:29:46,212 --> 01:29:48,943 [footsteps pounding on treadmill] 1999 01:29:58,479 --> 01:30:00,310 - [Nick] So let's just stay in... - You hear me? 2000 01:30:00,312 --> 01:30:02,243 - ...your lane. - [Skip] You got you. 2001 01:30:02,245 --> 01:30:05,310 [Will] About what, how you used my son, my child, as a prop? 2002 01:30:05,312 --> 01:30:07,144 We share a little bit. Can you share? 2003 01:30:07,146 --> 01:30:08,943 [Brandon] I believe you are a good person. 2004 01:30:08,945 --> 01:30:10,643 [Kevin] It's not like you have a lot of friends here. 2005 01:30:10,645 --> 01:30:12,276 [Will] Work hard, play hard, right? 2006 01:30:12,513 --> 01:30:13,977 [Kevin] Constantly throwing the first punch, 2007 01:30:13,979 --> 01:30:15,578 and you got you and no one else. 2008 01:30:15,580 --> 01:30:17,809 [Skip] That bartender get back to you yet? 2009 01:30:19,781 --> 01:30:21,145 No. 2010 01:30:22,012 --> 01:30:25,244 And I don't blame him, the shit I pulled. [scoffs] 2011 01:30:26,743 --> 01:30:29,342 I just wanted to win, you know? 2012 01:30:30,711 --> 01:30:32,442 I let it get away from me. 2013 01:30:33,011 --> 01:30:36,343 [chuckles] No, no, no. That's on me. 2014 01:30:38,643 --> 01:30:42,509 When your mom took off, I didn't trust anyone. 2015 01:30:43,778 --> 01:30:47,207 And... I put that all on you. 2016 01:30:48,944 --> 01:30:50,442 I'm sorry if I... 2017 01:30:51,344 --> 01:30:53,209 taught you some wrong lessons. 2018 01:30:53,211 --> 01:30:57,509 I wanted you to toughen up, because I was so scared. 2019 01:30:59,044 --> 01:31:01,174 I didn't want you to be scared, too. 2020 01:31:01,945 --> 01:31:03,076 Dad... 2021 01:31:03,612 --> 01:31:05,276 you did an amazing job. 2022 01:31:05,910 --> 01:31:08,208 - An excellent job. - [chuckles] 2023 01:31:09,679 --> 01:31:12,778 No. This is all on me, okay? 2024 01:31:13,144 --> 01:31:14,841 I messed everything up. 2025 01:31:15,146 --> 01:31:18,110 And now I got to put my big-girl drawers on and fix it. 2026 01:31:21,480 --> 01:31:25,276 You know, there's things that we probably need to learn. 2027 01:31:25,712 --> 01:31:27,876 When to lower our fist. 2028 01:31:28,179 --> 01:31:30,777 There's so many beautiful things that... 2029 01:31:31,478 --> 01:31:34,276 we don't see because our hands are... 2030 01:31:35,045 --> 01:31:37,076 in front of our face. 2031 01:31:38,278 --> 01:31:39,308 [sighs] 2032 01:31:39,911 --> 01:31:41,310 [Skip chuckles] 2033 01:31:43,012 --> 01:31:44,209 Thanks, Dad. 2034 01:31:46,613 --> 01:31:49,411 You're the best. [giggles] 2035 01:31:53,880 --> 01:31:56,610 You know, I don't really need to check with Ali on that one. 2036 01:31:56,612 --> 01:32:00,244 Serena Williams is not gonna do local TV ads for a mattress store. 2037 01:32:00,246 --> 01:32:02,377 But thank you for your interests. 2038 01:32:04,614 --> 01:32:05,610 You're here. 2039 01:32:06,713 --> 01:32:08,844 Yeah. Danny said it would be better to look for work 2040 01:32:08,846 --> 01:32:10,043 while I still have a job. 2041 01:32:10,045 --> 01:32:11,477 So, I'm looking for work. 2042 01:32:11,479 --> 01:32:13,411 Which I'm sure you already heard. 2043 01:32:13,413 --> 01:32:16,010 I don't have the power anymore. 2044 01:32:16,713 --> 01:32:18,610 I can't hear men's voices. 2045 01:32:21,079 --> 01:32:24,077 So, I just told you all of that for no reason. 2046 01:32:24,614 --> 01:32:27,112 Wow, I just cannot win. 2047 01:32:27,479 --> 01:32:30,411 Hey! Still the best part of my day. 2048 01:32:36,246 --> 01:32:37,612 Wait, are you two... 2049 01:32:37,614 --> 01:32:39,176 Playing fantasy football together? 2050 01:32:39,178 --> 01:32:40,275 Yes, we are. 2051 01:32:41,878 --> 01:32:44,276 [chuckles] That's great. 2052 01:32:47,511 --> 01:32:49,674 Can I talk to you in my office? 2053 01:32:51,446 --> 01:32:52,510 Please? 2054 01:32:53,145 --> 01:32:54,642 Have a seat. 2055 01:32:58,678 --> 01:33:00,209 Listen, Brandon. 2056 01:33:00,912 --> 01:33:02,509 I'm sorry about that bullshit 2057 01:33:02,511 --> 01:33:05,777 about you not being cut out to be an agent. 2058 01:33:06,711 --> 01:33:09,244 I would've told you anything to keep you on my desk, 2059 01:33:09,246 --> 01:33:10,676 because I needed you. 2060 01:33:13,545 --> 01:33:16,310 And you're a better friend than I deserve. 2061 01:33:21,078 --> 01:33:22,978 You... That's... You're apologizing. 2062 01:33:22,980 --> 01:33:24,177 Yes. 2063 01:33:24,845 --> 01:33:26,510 - To me. - Mm-hmm. 2064 01:33:26,979 --> 01:33:28,077 Wow. 2065 01:33:28,947 --> 01:33:30,511 I did not see that coming. 2066 01:33:31,479 --> 01:33:35,145 It's not a promotion or a raise, but it is definitely something. 2067 01:33:35,147 --> 01:33:37,511 Okay, well, you get a raise effective today. 2068 01:33:37,878 --> 01:33:40,845 And will until you find something better. 2069 01:33:40,847 --> 01:33:42,810 And a promotion, TBD. 2070 01:33:43,746 --> 01:33:46,277 I don't even know if I still work here. 2071 01:33:46,712 --> 01:33:47,777 Have you heard anything? 2072 01:33:50,745 --> 01:33:52,210 Well, thank you. 2073 01:33:57,379 --> 01:34:01,377 Oh, God, I just wish I had gotten out of my own head 2074 01:34:02,047 --> 01:34:06,412 and gotten to know Jamal instead of try to sell him. 2075 01:34:06,913 --> 01:34:09,577 I just wish I'd listened to him. 2076 01:34:29,946 --> 01:34:33,178 All right, you have got to be psychic or something. 2077 01:34:33,913 --> 01:34:35,077 What you got over there? 2078 01:34:35,079 --> 01:34:37,046 Um, just a little Chinese food 2079 01:34:37,048 --> 01:34:38,811 to celebrate your success. 2080 01:34:39,747 --> 01:34:41,845 Well, I guess I'll be eating a lot of it then. 2081 01:34:41,847 --> 01:34:43,110 You happy? 2082 01:34:44,747 --> 01:34:45,779 What do you think? 2083 01:34:49,014 --> 01:34:50,312 Let me see that. 2084 01:34:52,147 --> 01:34:53,412 I don't know. 2085 01:34:53,414 --> 01:34:55,377 I'm not even gonna pretend to know. 2086 01:34:57,613 --> 01:34:59,678 - Whoo-hoo! - Okay. Look at you. 2087 01:34:59,680 --> 01:35:02,744 What can I say? My dad wanted a boy. [laughs] 2088 01:35:02,746 --> 01:35:05,277 Yeah, well, you don't even have to tell me about dads. 2089 01:35:05,511 --> 01:35:07,442 You know, mine is, uh, unique. 2090 01:35:07,746 --> 01:35:09,110 That is very true. 2091 01:35:15,847 --> 01:35:18,310 Dad took me out to this court when I was five. 2092 01:35:19,378 --> 01:35:23,309 And he would not let me leave until I sank three in a row. 2093 01:35:23,813 --> 01:35:24,911 And it got us here. 2094 01:35:25,314 --> 01:35:26,511 I know it sounds corny, 2095 01:35:26,513 --> 01:35:28,177 but I want to win a championship 2096 01:35:28,179 --> 01:35:29,711 and celebrate here. 2097 01:35:30,279 --> 01:35:31,878 With the people I grew up with. 2098 01:35:32,980 --> 01:35:33,979 That's my dream. 2099 01:35:33,981 --> 01:35:35,245 I get it. 2100 01:35:39,012 --> 01:35:40,278 Give me that. 2101 01:35:41,480 --> 01:35:43,410 You're gonna have a lot of people coming at you 2102 01:35:43,412 --> 01:35:45,579 with all sorts of advice from here on out. 2103 01:35:45,581 --> 01:35:47,178 - You know that, right? - Right. 2104 01:35:47,180 --> 01:35:48,778 But you're the one I should listen to, right? 2105 01:35:50,947 --> 01:35:53,944 No. The only person you should listen to is you. 2106 01:35:55,012 --> 01:35:58,244 Because you're the only person who knows what you really want. 2107 01:35:58,881 --> 01:36:01,812 Forget your head. What's in your heart? 2108 01:36:05,848 --> 01:36:07,110 [chattering] 2109 01:36:07,112 --> 01:36:09,445 [Mari] Just fuck him. I'm done. 2110 01:36:09,913 --> 01:36:13,711 I always sensed that he was a skeezy motherfucker. 2111 01:36:13,713 --> 01:36:15,411 But you know what? I was on that marriage train 2112 01:36:15,413 --> 01:36:16,845 and I didn't want to get off. 2113 01:36:16,847 --> 01:36:18,277 Just fucking stupid. 2114 01:36:18,279 --> 01:36:21,245 When that woman leaped onto the stage 2115 01:36:21,247 --> 01:36:22,943 and ripped out your hair... 2116 01:36:23,746 --> 01:36:26,046 I almost put down my phone and said something. 2117 01:36:26,048 --> 01:36:29,512 - How is that helping us? - Not... Oh, twelve o'clock. 2118 01:36:30,013 --> 01:36:31,180 Hi. 2119 01:36:31,182 --> 01:36:34,745 - [scoffs] No. No. - No. No. No. 2120 01:36:35,080 --> 01:36:36,946 Nope, nope, nope, nope. 2121 01:36:36,948 --> 01:36:38,845 Let them grieve. 2122 01:36:39,914 --> 01:36:44,213 You know, by the grace of God, my marriage is still intact. 2123 01:36:44,215 --> 01:36:45,878 It was stronger than theirs to begin with. 2124 01:36:45,880 --> 01:36:48,680 But it is still intact, because my husband wasn't there. 2125 01:36:48,682 --> 01:36:50,345 - What the fuck? - All right? 2126 01:36:50,347 --> 01:36:52,046 But I am devastated for the two of them. 2127 01:36:52,048 --> 01:36:53,379 Devastated. 2128 01:36:53,381 --> 01:36:55,678 - You ruined their lives! - Um, look, I'm... 2129 01:36:57,613 --> 01:37:00,179 I know you guys probably hate me for what I pulled. 2130 01:37:00,181 --> 01:37:02,645 I am so sorry, okay? 2131 01:37:03,014 --> 01:37:05,112 I really want to make it up to you. 2132 01:37:05,615 --> 01:37:08,780 Look, I did what I did because I love you, okay? 2133 01:37:09,280 --> 01:37:10,977 Not because I'm jealous. 2134 01:37:10,979 --> 01:37:12,577 I want what's best for all of you, 2135 01:37:12,579 --> 01:37:14,679 and I'm not gonna let you marry a skeezer 2136 01:37:14,681 --> 01:37:16,245 and I'm not gonna stand by and not tell you 2137 01:37:16,247 --> 01:37:17,710 about your down-low husband. 2138 01:37:17,712 --> 01:37:19,678 I'm sorry. I'm a friend, not an enabler. 2139 01:37:19,680 --> 01:37:23,145 That was some freaky-ass shit you pulled. 2140 01:37:23,147 --> 01:37:25,143 You could hear men's thoughts. 2141 01:37:25,612 --> 01:37:27,544 And you didn't tell us, your girls? 2142 01:37:27,546 --> 01:37:29,778 - Yeah, what the fuck? - We should've been the first to know. 2143 01:37:29,780 --> 01:37:31,412 [Mari] We could've helped you out! 2144 01:37:31,414 --> 01:37:32,878 - [Olivia] That's good information. - Look... 2145 01:37:33,346 --> 01:37:35,277 I know I've been a shitty friend. 2146 01:37:35,279 --> 01:37:36,578 - Mm-hmm. - Yes. 2147 01:37:36,580 --> 01:37:37,945 - Very shitty. - Terrible. 2148 01:37:37,947 --> 01:37:39,245 Very shitty friend. 2149 01:37:39,247 --> 01:37:41,110 And that is Jesus speaking through me. 2150 01:37:41,112 --> 01:37:43,645 I mean, like skid-mark-in-the-drawers shitty-ass friend. 2151 01:37:43,647 --> 01:37:46,912 I'm about to write poetry about it, just to express my rage. 2152 01:37:46,914 --> 01:37:49,212 - Well, that's a good thing. - [Olivia] Boo-Boo Shitty Kitty. 2153 01:37:49,214 --> 01:37:51,578 - [Mari] Shit on top of shit. - [Ciarra] One star on Yelp. 2154 01:37:51,580 --> 01:37:53,979 - [Mari] Shitty Shitty Bang Bang Ali. - [Olivia] "Knock, knock." 2155 01:37:53,981 --> 01:37:55,378 - "Who's there?" "Ali, and I'm shitty." - [Mari] The shitty friend. 2156 01:37:55,380 --> 01:37:56,711 [Olivia] Yeah, the shitty friend. 2157 01:37:56,713 --> 01:37:58,643 Okay. All right, I deserve that. 2158 01:37:58,880 --> 01:38:00,512 I deserve it all. 2159 01:38:01,013 --> 01:38:03,544 But I want to make that up to you too, okay? 2160 01:38:03,546 --> 01:38:07,878 I promise to prioritize my life better. 2161 01:38:08,079 --> 01:38:11,644 You mean more to me, and I should treat you as such. 2162 01:38:11,646 --> 01:38:15,512 Because I really do love you and I need you in my life, okay? 2163 01:38:21,680 --> 01:38:25,411 All right. Margarita Mondays on me. Shit. 2164 01:38:28,147 --> 01:38:29,278 Forever? 2165 01:38:30,981 --> 01:38:32,278 Mm-hmm. 2166 01:38:32,280 --> 01:38:34,045 - I'm about to get fired. - I don't care. 2167 01:38:34,047 --> 01:38:36,313 [Olivia] I say if she wants to pay for Margarita Mondays, 2168 01:38:36,315 --> 01:38:37,812 let's let her do it. 2169 01:38:37,814 --> 01:38:39,512 That's my cheat day and you're gonna pay. 2170 01:38:39,514 --> 01:38:40,879 - [Ali] Okay. - [Olivia] You will pay. 2171 01:38:40,881 --> 01:38:42,512 - Thank you. - Okay, let's toast. 2172 01:38:42,514 --> 01:38:44,247 - We need to make a toast. - Give it to her! 2173 01:38:44,249 --> 01:38:45,879 - We need to make a toast, come on. - [Olivia stammering] 2174 01:38:45,881 --> 01:38:47,378 We'll toast, we'll toast. We'll get some more. 2175 01:38:47,380 --> 01:38:50,280 To my three best friends. 2176 01:38:50,615 --> 01:38:51,812 - Yes! - Cheers! 2177 01:38:51,814 --> 01:38:55,046 [NBA on ESPN theme playing] 2178 01:38:56,282 --> 01:38:59,379 [male announcer] This is the 2018 NBA Draft, 2179 01:38:59,381 --> 01:39:03,746 and commissioner Adam Silver is about to step to the microphone. 2180 01:39:05,447 --> 01:39:07,713 [applause] 2181 01:39:09,281 --> 01:39:12,047 Good evening, and welcome to the NBA Draft. 2182 01:39:12,482 --> 01:39:16,346 These young men here tonight represent the future of our sport. 2183 01:39:16,783 --> 01:39:20,513 With the first pick in the 2018 NBA Draft, 2184 01:39:20,515 --> 01:39:22,045 the Atlanta Hawks select... 2185 01:39:23,049 --> 01:39:27,013 - Jamal Barry from Georgia Tech. - [cheers, applause] 2186 01:39:29,213 --> 01:39:32,110 - Thanks for making this happen. - So proud of you. 2187 01:39:37,546 --> 01:39:39,777 [cheering] 2188 01:39:50,347 --> 01:39:51,944 [indistinct] 2189 01:39:54,447 --> 01:39:56,045 Hey, hey, there she is! 2190 01:39:56,313 --> 01:39:58,579 The worst thing to happen to US-China relations 2191 01:39:58,581 --> 01:40:01,311 since Richard Nixon shot and ate a panda. 2192 01:40:01,313 --> 01:40:02,344 [both chuckle] 2193 01:40:02,781 --> 01:40:06,512 Joe, I really want you on my team, okay? 2194 01:40:07,214 --> 01:40:08,813 How about we work together 2195 01:40:08,815 --> 01:40:12,546 to make sure Jamal has an amazing career. 2196 01:40:12,548 --> 01:40:13,746 How about that? 2197 01:40:15,948 --> 01:40:18,012 - I like you. - Thanks. 2198 01:40:18,014 --> 01:40:21,613 - See Jamal? That's my dude. - Mm-hmm. 2199 01:40:21,615 --> 01:40:23,044 And you know dudes. 2200 01:40:24,647 --> 01:40:27,479 Well, that's the first time I've heard that. 2201 01:40:29,082 --> 01:40:30,646 [Ali laughs] 2202 01:40:31,581 --> 01:40:34,045 [Nick] Well, first order of business. 2203 01:40:34,515 --> 01:40:38,045 I guess we can all see that Ethan has rejoined the team. 2204 01:40:38,380 --> 01:40:41,213 And we have dropped our lawsuit accordingly. 2205 01:40:41,215 --> 01:40:43,314 [Ethan] Listen, guys, that unfortunate China incident 2206 01:40:43,316 --> 01:40:47,547 was brought on, if you can believe it, by clear braces. Uh... 2207 01:40:48,083 --> 01:40:52,613 Excessive salivation led to dehydration, exhaustion, and stress. 2208 01:40:52,615 --> 01:40:54,580 You know. But I'm great now. [slurps] 2209 01:40:54,582 --> 01:40:55,981 Happy to be back. 2210 01:40:55,983 --> 01:40:57,712 [Nick] Ethan's no longer a partner. 2211 01:40:57,714 --> 01:41:00,212 And he'll be subject to a yearly probationary review. 2212 01:41:01,483 --> 01:41:02,846 Now, with that being said, 2213 01:41:03,115 --> 01:41:06,446 seems like we have a partner slot that has opened. 2214 01:41:07,415 --> 01:41:09,846 Or shall I say... "had." 2215 01:41:12,483 --> 01:41:15,046 I think we all know what this is. 2216 01:41:15,581 --> 01:41:18,379 And I think we all know who deserves it. 2217 01:41:19,148 --> 01:41:21,045 Let's give it up for our newest partner: 2218 01:41:21,416 --> 01:41:22,780 Ali Davis. 2219 01:41:22,782 --> 01:41:24,480 [cheers, applause] 2220 01:41:24,482 --> 01:41:26,480 [uplifting music playing] 2221 01:41:29,349 --> 01:41:31,247 [men hooting] 2222 01:41:42,614 --> 01:41:45,177 Wow. Thanks. Thanks. 2223 01:41:45,646 --> 01:41:47,577 Thanks so much, Nick. 2224 01:41:50,547 --> 01:41:53,013 For so many years, all I ever wanted 2225 01:41:53,015 --> 01:41:56,347 was to be a part of this boys club. 2226 01:41:56,682 --> 01:41:58,045 It's all I ever wanted. 2227 01:42:03,748 --> 01:42:05,147 And... 2228 01:42:07,280 --> 01:42:11,247 I don't want to be a part of your club anymore. 2229 01:42:13,581 --> 01:42:17,145 No, from now on, my self-worth 2230 01:42:17,781 --> 01:42:21,245 is not going to come from a man's approval. 2231 01:42:23,915 --> 01:42:24,912 No. 2232 01:42:26,414 --> 01:42:29,013 I am going to compete and win 2233 01:42:29,015 --> 01:42:31,646 on my own terms, not yours. 2234 01:42:32,049 --> 01:42:35,646 So, I'm opening my own agency. 2235 01:42:35,648 --> 01:42:37,913 - [Ali laughs] - [clamoring] 2236 01:42:37,915 --> 01:42:39,514 I'm sorry, what's happening here? 2237 01:42:39,516 --> 01:42:41,380 Oh, calm down, Nick. Have a Fiji. 2238 01:42:41,382 --> 01:42:43,581 I will come after your clients hard! 2239 01:42:43,583 --> 01:42:44,947 Calm your nuts! 2240 01:42:44,949 --> 01:42:47,280 Look, you do very well in your lane, Nick. 2241 01:42:47,282 --> 01:42:48,613 So, stay in it. 2242 01:42:48,615 --> 01:42:52,246 Oh, and, uh, my partner is going to be... 2243 01:42:52,248 --> 01:42:53,147 Uh! 2244 01:42:54,849 --> 01:42:58,013 - What? Wait, bro. No way! - [men clamoring] 2245 01:42:58,683 --> 01:43:00,012 I'm with her. 2246 01:43:00,014 --> 01:43:02,881 Okay, so on that note, we're out. 2247 01:43:02,883 --> 01:43:05,981 Um, and we would like to wish you the best 2248 01:43:05,983 --> 01:43:07,849 in all of your future endeavors, 2249 01:43:07,851 --> 01:43:09,381 i.e., go fuck yourself. 2250 01:43:09,649 --> 01:43:11,514 And kiss my black ass. 2251 01:43:11,516 --> 01:43:12,580 Let's go. 2252 01:43:12,582 --> 01:43:13,679 Hey, Nick. 2253 01:43:16,116 --> 01:43:17,948 Oh, there's one more box at the front desk. 2254 01:43:17,950 --> 01:43:19,281 I'm gonna go grab it. 2255 01:43:19,784 --> 01:43:20,915 Okay. 2256 01:43:23,049 --> 01:43:25,913 The two of you are so cute together, it's sickening. 2257 01:43:26,617 --> 01:43:28,613 Well, it's all thanks to you. 2258 01:43:28,615 --> 01:43:31,647 And I guess a little bit thanks to that weird Sister lady. 2259 01:43:31,916 --> 01:43:34,480 Okay. Uh, so, all I need to know now is where you'd like me 2260 01:43:34,482 --> 01:43:36,715 to make a reservation for you and the other agents 2261 01:43:36,717 --> 01:43:37,815 to celebrate the new firm. 2262 01:43:37,817 --> 01:43:39,281 I took care of that. 2263 01:43:39,283 --> 01:43:40,948 I made reservations for three at Pricci at 8:00. 2264 01:43:40,950 --> 01:43:42,914 - You made a reservation? - Mm-hmm. 2265 01:43:42,916 --> 01:43:45,047 So, you, Kevin, who's the third? 2266 01:43:45,417 --> 01:43:46,415 Oh, um... 2267 01:43:46,417 --> 01:43:47,614 Our new agent. 2268 01:43:47,983 --> 01:43:49,913 Um, you actually know this guy. 2269 01:43:50,117 --> 01:43:52,848 He's cute, he's short, about your height, wears your glasses. 2270 01:43:53,250 --> 01:43:56,313 Yeah, he's gonna make one hell of an agent. 2271 01:43:57,048 --> 01:43:59,346 I'm gonna be a... You're making me a... 2272 01:44:00,347 --> 01:44:02,712 I'm just gonna take a second and try to read your mind 2273 01:44:02,714 --> 01:44:04,179 and see if you're fucking with me, 2274 01:44:04,181 --> 01:44:05,845 which would be unbelievably cruel. But... 2275 01:44:06,180 --> 01:44:07,979 I think you're being serious. Is this for real? 2276 01:44:07,981 --> 01:44:09,711 Yes, and it's long overdue. 2277 01:44:11,014 --> 01:44:12,913 Permission to pick you up and spin you around? 2278 01:44:12,915 --> 01:44:14,813 I think I'm gonna regret this, but okay. 2279 01:44:14,815 --> 01:44:16,881 [high-pitched] Ah! Thank you so much! Thank you, thank you! 2280 01:44:16,883 --> 01:44:18,846 Okay, wait a minute! Hold on! Put me down. 2281 01:44:19,347 --> 01:44:20,578 Listen, listen, listen. 2282 01:44:21,015 --> 01:44:23,746 - Agents don't speak in that high tone. - Hey! 2283 01:44:23,748 --> 01:44:25,746 Hey, what'd I miss? What happened? 2284 01:44:26,216 --> 01:44:28,246 - Ali's making me an agent. - Yeah. 2285 01:44:29,015 --> 01:44:30,348 That's so hot, bro. 2286 01:44:30,982 --> 01:44:32,513 - Stop! - Oh! 2287 01:44:32,515 --> 01:44:33,780 [both shouting] 2288 01:44:33,782 --> 01:44:36,746 Oh, my God. Congrats. 2289 01:44:40,583 --> 01:44:41,981 Yeah, that's what's up. 2290 01:44:42,816 --> 01:44:44,546 - Yeah. - Feel me. That's what's up, man. 2291 01:44:44,747 --> 01:44:45,645 Dope! 2292 01:44:46,015 --> 01:44:47,748 [Ali] Ooh, yes! Damn. 2293 01:44:47,750 --> 01:44:49,046 That's what's up. 2294 01:44:50,883 --> 01:44:52,646 All right, who wants more cupcakes? 2295 01:44:52,648 --> 01:44:54,114 Me! Me! Me! 2296 01:44:54,116 --> 01:44:56,314 Wait, wait, wait. One at a time. 2297 01:44:57,516 --> 01:44:59,914 Um, uh... Bridget, would you... 2298 01:45:02,016 --> 01:45:04,113 Birthday cake delivery for Ben. 2299 01:45:04,115 --> 01:45:06,847 - Ali, you remembered. - Yes. 2300 01:45:06,849 --> 01:45:09,414 - That's a sports Turbo S. - It is. 2301 01:45:09,416 --> 01:45:12,448 Maybe you can take a ride in a real one someday. 2302 01:45:12,450 --> 01:45:14,679 Uh, Shonda, would you mind taking the... 2303 01:45:15,516 --> 01:45:18,047 - Good to see you. - Come with me, Ben. 2304 01:45:21,316 --> 01:45:23,313 [Shonda] Come on, kids. Cake outside. 2305 01:45:23,916 --> 01:45:25,148 Can we talk? 2306 01:45:30,117 --> 01:45:32,215 I'm so sorry to show up unannounced like this, 2307 01:45:32,217 --> 01:45:35,347 but I promised Ben a birthday cake 2308 01:45:35,349 --> 01:45:37,713 and I wanted to honor that promise. 2309 01:45:42,617 --> 01:45:44,215 And now I'll go. 2310 01:45:45,750 --> 01:45:46,814 Thank you. 2311 01:45:48,184 --> 01:45:51,814 But you do know that one grand gesture doesn't just rewrite history. 2312 01:45:56,017 --> 01:45:57,882 Will, that night I met you... 2313 01:45:59,016 --> 01:46:02,149 I was afraid that everything that I wanted 2314 01:46:02,151 --> 01:46:04,014 was being taken from me. 2315 01:46:05,984 --> 01:46:07,180 I've been there. 2316 01:46:08,318 --> 01:46:12,015 I was angry, and I disrespected you, and that was wrong. 2317 01:46:14,083 --> 01:46:15,780 You see, I never... 2318 01:46:16,082 --> 01:46:18,980 considered what a man wants or how he feels, 2319 01:46:18,982 --> 01:46:20,646 just as long as I won. 2320 01:46:21,216 --> 01:46:22,945 But what I've learned is that... 2321 01:46:23,382 --> 01:46:27,080 winning really doesn't matter if you're a horrible person. 2322 01:46:27,882 --> 01:46:29,379 And you taught me that. 2323 01:46:30,348 --> 01:46:33,079 And I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart. 2324 01:46:35,883 --> 01:46:37,114 Cool. 2325 01:46:38,483 --> 01:46:42,079 - Cool. - Look, I know a lot has changed, 2326 01:46:42,317 --> 01:46:43,213 and so fast, 2327 01:46:44,317 --> 01:46:47,414 but, um... I would really like a second chance. 2328 01:46:47,416 --> 01:46:49,781 And I understand if you say no. 2329 01:46:53,416 --> 01:46:56,180 - It's your third chance. - Third? Oh, third. 2330 01:46:56,182 --> 01:46:57,982 It's... it's your third chance. 2331 01:46:57,984 --> 01:47:01,880 Shit, third. Okay, well... [chuckles] 2332 01:47:01,882 --> 01:47:04,045 I like to believe three's a charm. 2333 01:47:04,815 --> 01:47:06,647 But I totally respect... 2334 01:47:07,916 --> 01:47:09,581 - your decision. - I, uh... 2335 01:47:15,650 --> 01:47:16,579 [scoffs] 2336 01:47:18,749 --> 01:47:19,950 Okay. Okay. 2337 01:47:19,952 --> 01:47:21,616 But on one condition. 2338 01:47:22,183 --> 01:47:24,182 Look, I need to know everything you're thinking. 2339 01:47:24,184 --> 01:47:25,748 - Everything. The truth. - Oh! 2340 01:47:25,750 --> 01:47:27,249 No matter how hard. 2341 01:47:29,384 --> 01:47:30,281 Negotiation. 2342 01:47:31,351 --> 01:47:33,050 That's something I promise you I'm really good at. 2343 01:47:33,052 --> 01:47:35,382 Oh, don't you worry. You ain't getting off easy. 2344 01:47:36,183 --> 01:47:37,748 - [giggles] - Oh, you're not. [chuckles] 2345 01:47:38,185 --> 01:47:40,582 I'm taking Ben to the park after this. Hang out. 2346 01:47:45,751 --> 01:47:48,782 [Ben] When you were my age, what did you want to be? 2347 01:47:48,784 --> 01:47:51,914 Mm, I wanted to be a boxer, believe it or not. 2348 01:47:52,350 --> 01:47:54,847 - Interesting. - [Ali laughs] 2349 01:47:56,818 --> 01:47:58,282 Which do you like better, 2350 01:47:58,284 --> 01:48:01,116 Porsche Turbo S or a used Subaru? 2351 01:48:01,318 --> 01:48:04,016 Uh, I would have to say a Porsche. 2352 01:48:04,018 --> 01:48:07,217 - Well, at least until my lease is up. - [Will] Uh-huh. 2353 01:48:07,219 --> 01:48:08,449 - [Ben] Makes sense. - [Ali] Yeah. 2354 01:48:08,451 --> 01:48:10,382 - [Will groans] - [Ali laughs] 2355 01:48:10,384 --> 01:48:12,850 [Will] So, what are you thinking of calling your new agency? 2356 01:48:12,852 --> 01:48:16,015 [Ali] I'm thinking Davis Athletics Management. 2357 01:48:16,017 --> 01:48:18,982 [Will] You do know, abbreviated, that's DAM. 2358 01:48:18,984 --> 01:48:20,681 Like D-A-M. DAM. 2359 01:48:20,952 --> 01:48:22,648 - [Ali] That's right. - So you do know. 2360 01:48:22,852 --> 01:48:25,615 [Ali] When people call, I want the receptionist to say, 2361 01:48:25,617 --> 01:48:27,214 "DAM. How can I help you?" 2362 01:48:27,516 --> 01:48:30,047 - [Will] Aw, shit. - [Ali] No, that's "Aw, DAM." 2363 01:48:30,049 --> 01:48:33,013 ["Think" playing] 2364 01:49:01,582 --> 01:49:02,647 Hold this with me. 2365 01:49:02,884 --> 01:49:04,249 Someone else is here with us. 2366 01:49:04,251 --> 01:49:05,680 Who is it? 2367 01:49:05,916 --> 01:49:07,449 - Mari. - Yeah? 2368 01:49:08,083 --> 01:49:09,483 Mari, it's me. 2369 01:49:09,485 --> 01:49:10,515 Who is it? 2370 01:49:10,784 --> 01:49:12,315 Why did you do this to me, Mari? 2371 01:49:12,317 --> 01:49:14,714 Why didn't you mind your own fucking business, Mari? 2372 01:49:14,716 --> 01:49:17,950 You put me behind bars and I killed myself, Mari! 2373 01:49:17,952 --> 01:49:20,514 - Oh, shit. - You're a fucking bitch, and I hate you! 2374 01:49:20,516 --> 01:49:22,614 Mm. Mm. 2375 01:49:22,916 --> 01:49:24,548 You're having some difficulties. 2376 01:49:24,550 --> 01:49:27,314 Don't beat me in the head with that mystical bullshit. 2377 01:49:27,316 --> 01:49:30,282 You ain't no psychic. I just came to buy some weed. 2378 01:49:30,284 --> 01:49:31,948 Well, why didn't you say something? 2379 01:49:31,950 --> 01:49:34,483 - I thought you knew. - Nigga, how much you need? 2380 01:49:34,485 --> 01:49:35,949 Before you start, I just want to say 2381 01:49:35,951 --> 01:49:37,782 I'm allergic to tea. So... 2382 01:49:37,984 --> 01:49:39,049 Ha. 2383 01:49:39,051 --> 01:49:41,449 Not TJ Maxx. [laughs] 2384 01:49:41,451 --> 01:49:43,115 'Cause I've seen that robe there. 2385 01:49:43,117 --> 01:49:44,549 [song continues] 2386 01:50:02,085 --> 01:50:04,882 You're gonna rot in hell, Mari! 2387 01:50:04,884 --> 01:50:06,483 I don't want to go to hell. 2388 01:50:06,485 --> 01:50:08,015 - You're a fucking bitch, Mari! - [screams] 2389 01:50:08,017 --> 01:50:09,449 You're a fucking bitch! 2390 01:50:09,451 --> 01:50:11,883 - Mari, you're a fucking... - Okay! 2391 01:50:11,885 --> 01:50:13,282 No, no. Go like that. 2392 01:50:13,284 --> 01:50:14,684 I feel like maybe I need more nail. 2393 01:50:14,686 --> 01:50:16,083 No, like that. 2394 01:50:17,118 --> 01:50:18,616 Are you watching what I'm doing? 2395 01:50:18,618 --> 01:50:19,883 Who is your pastor? 2396 01:50:19,885 --> 01:50:21,784 I don't like to actually go into church. 2397 01:50:21,786 --> 01:50:24,717 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - So I watch it on the television. 2398 01:50:25,017 --> 01:50:27,282 Who's ever on when I wake up. 2399 01:50:28,319 --> 01:50:30,417 [song continues] 2400 01:50:48,450 --> 01:50:51,281 - Are those prescription glasses? - Oh, boy. 2401 01:50:51,283 --> 01:50:52,948 Now, I'ma tell you one more time. 2402 01:50:53,418 --> 01:50:55,315 Look, you can't use your privilege in here. 2403 01:50:55,317 --> 01:50:59,781 People who want to become proficient in the fashion world, 2404 01:50:59,783 --> 01:51:01,647 they purchase gnomes. 2405 01:51:02,117 --> 01:51:04,149 - You see that? - A gnome? Great. 2406 01:51:04,151 --> 01:51:05,649 You need to get that gnome. 2407 01:51:05,651 --> 01:51:08,380 Don't put it next to any kind of costume jewelry. 2408 01:51:08,382 --> 01:51:10,515 Because it cancels it out completely. 2409 01:51:10,517 --> 01:51:12,182 So everything you have on, you need to put that 2410 01:51:12,184 --> 01:51:13,714 on the other side of the home. 2411 01:51:13,716 --> 01:51:16,548 - Well, I mean... - I just have so many gifts. 2412 01:51:16,550 --> 01:51:20,148 - Yeah. Yeah. - And it's hard to hone in on one. 2413 01:51:20,150 --> 01:51:23,181 But you know where... I think I know what that gift really is. 2414 01:51:23,183 --> 01:51:25,380 - What, what, what? - Okay. 2415 01:51:26,250 --> 01:51:27,449 - Women's... - Women's... 2416 01:51:28,317 --> 01:51:30,080 - empowerment... - empowerment... 2417 01:51:33,351 --> 01:51:36,015 - coaching, speaking, - coaching, speaking, 2418 01:51:36,618 --> 01:51:38,382 - and comedy. - and comedy? 2419 01:51:38,384 --> 01:51:40,348 - Get out of here! - Baby, yes. 2420 01:51:40,350 --> 01:51:41,982 We are right here. 2421 01:51:41,984 --> 01:51:44,082 I'm also seeing that you having 2422 01:51:44,084 --> 01:51:46,082 some trouble with your penis. 2423 01:51:46,084 --> 01:51:49,250 What? Nah, nah, that was cleared up years ago. 2424 01:51:49,252 --> 01:51:51,016 I'm sorry, it was upside-down. 2425 01:51:51,018 --> 01:51:52,982 - This is not your penis. - Oh. 2426 01:51:52,984 --> 01:51:54,482 That's your nose. 2427 01:52:04,085 --> 01:52:07,283 That's a six. These are three sixes in a row. You see? 2428 01:52:07,285 --> 01:52:08,549 - Ah! - Mm-hmm. 2429 01:52:08,551 --> 01:52:10,448 That's, uh... that's the devil. 2430 01:52:10,450 --> 01:52:12,683 - That's the devil. - All right. 2431 01:52:12,685 --> 01:52:13,581 You're the devil. 2432 01:52:14,251 --> 01:52:16,916 When I first saw you, I did not want to say it 2433 01:52:16,918 --> 01:52:18,416 in front of the other girls, 2434 01:52:18,618 --> 01:52:21,917 but there's something more special about you. 2435 01:52:21,919 --> 01:52:23,550 - Yes. Yes! - Mm-hmm. 2436 01:52:23,552 --> 01:52:26,250 You're amazing, and there's something about you 2437 01:52:26,252 --> 01:52:28,751 that is better than everything that I've seen. 2438 01:52:28,753 --> 01:52:31,083 - Stay in my life forever. - Let me tell you something. 2439 01:52:31,085 --> 01:52:33,585 Listen. I can put you in my book. 2440 01:52:33,587 --> 01:52:35,750 We can meet once a week and do this. 2441 01:52:35,984 --> 01:52:37,116 I'd have to pay you. 2442 01:52:37,420 --> 01:52:39,851 - Oh, don't, don't. - I would have to pay you. 2443 01:52:39,853 --> 01:52:41,984 - I insist on paying you. - No, I don't. No. 2444 01:52:41,986 --> 01:52:45,417 I would like to prepay ten sessions in advance. 2445 01:52:45,419 --> 01:52:47,316 - Cash only. - Okay. 2446 01:52:54,321 --> 01:52:56,418 [song ends] 2447 01:52:56,420 --> 01:53:01,420 Subtitles by explosiveskull 187437

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