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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,023 --> 00:00:05,771 Previously on "Good Girls"... 2 00:00:08,307 --> 00:00:10,312 Take off your pants. 3 00:00:10,337 --> 00:00:13,246 - What? - Just do it. 4 00:00:13,278 --> 00:00:15,247 Come on. 5 00:00:15,281 --> 00:00:17,843 This guys is a real bad news, huh? 6 00:00:17,868 --> 00:00:19,828 I need him to go away. 7 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,531 Let's say I have a friend. 8 00:00:21,556 --> 00:00:24,059 He takes care of your problem. 9 00:00:24,093 --> 00:00:26,982 We're out of cinnamon, so... 10 00:00:27,007 --> 00:00:28,145 What do you want? 11 00:00:28,170 --> 00:00:30,072 Is there any way you could take her for the night? 12 00:00:30,106 --> 00:00:32,596 So you can bone some other pregnant lady's husband? 13 00:00:32,621 --> 00:00:34,065 - I'm Noah. - Hey, Noah, 14 00:00:34,089 --> 00:00:35,659 I'm the new manager. 15 00:00:35,692 --> 00:00:37,211 - You opened up a thing. - What's a thing? 16 00:00:37,236 --> 00:00:39,729 Internal Affairs, okay? They investigate dirty cops. 17 00:00:39,762 --> 00:00:41,407 - For what? - The pen cap! 18 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:42,833 - What do you want? - Her. 19 00:00:42,866 --> 00:00:45,636 Whatever you need to know, but he has to stay out of it. 20 00:00:45,668 --> 00:00:48,305 - Do Sara and Harry have grandparents? - What do you mean? 21 00:00:48,338 --> 00:00:49,907 When you and your husband go away. 22 00:00:49,939 --> 00:00:51,587 I did every single thing you asked. 23 00:00:51,612 --> 00:00:53,747 And still, I got nothing. 24 00:00:53,864 --> 00:00:55,800 Can you meet me right now? 25 00:01:21,659 --> 00:01:25,229 Oh, no, oh, no, no, no, no, no... 26 00:01:33,248 --> 00:01:34,351 Are you okay? 27 00:01:34,384 --> 00:01:36,653 Son of a bitch. 28 00:01:39,388 --> 00:01:42,092 - Have you ever driven before? - Duh. 29 00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:43,326 How old are you? 30 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:45,762 How old are you? 31 00:01:45,795 --> 00:01:47,129 Where are you going? 32 00:01:47,162 --> 00:01:49,967 - To get groceries. - Can't your mom do it? 33 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,200 She's in bed. 34 00:01:51,233 --> 00:01:52,668 Is she sick or something? 35 00:01:52,701 --> 00:01:56,072 She just really likes it there. 36 00:01:56,105 --> 00:01:57,340 Thanks. 37 00:01:57,373 --> 00:01:59,875 My uncle taught me once in a parking lot. 38 00:01:59,908 --> 00:02:03,245 Yeah? 39 00:02:03,278 --> 00:02:06,816 It's harder than it looks. 40 00:02:06,849 --> 00:02:09,686 - I want to drive. - Shut up. 41 00:02:09,718 --> 00:02:12,089 - I call next. - Shut up, Annie. 42 00:02:12,121 --> 00:02:14,156 Okay. 43 00:02:28,437 --> 00:02:30,031 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 44 00:02:35,711 --> 00:02:38,215 So... 45 00:02:40,683 --> 00:02:45,288 I love you, I mean, obvs. 46 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,790 Whatever you... 47 00:02:47,824 --> 00:02:51,795 it's not half as bad as how I feel, okay? 48 00:02:54,798 --> 00:02:57,099 I'm as low as it gets. 49 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:58,735 I'm disgusting. 50 00:02:58,768 --> 00:03:02,205 I'm sewage. 51 00:03:02,238 --> 00:03:05,275 You know how they drain it for fertilizer or whatever? 52 00:03:05,307 --> 00:03:06,876 I'm what they can't use. 53 00:03:06,909 --> 00:03:08,520 I'm the sewage so rancid 54 00:03:08,545 --> 00:03:10,813 they have to bury it 100 miles in the earth 55 00:03:10,847 --> 00:03:12,149 and hope that nobody ever finds it. 56 00:03:12,181 --> 00:03:14,358 I'm that garbage. 57 00:03:18,754 --> 00:03:22,091 Please, just say something. 58 00:03:24,359 --> 00:03:27,797 You took this from my house 59 00:03:27,830 --> 00:03:30,167 while my daughter was missing. 60 00:03:30,199 --> 00:03:31,801 He's got us over a barrel. 61 00:03:31,835 --> 00:03:35,435 When I was frantic and searching. 62 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:37,727 - He's got Stan for the pen cap. - Some of those neighbors... 63 00:03:37,752 --> 00:03:39,376 God, I don't even know their names. 64 00:03:39,415 --> 00:03:40,759 And me on like everything else. 65 00:03:40,822 --> 00:03:43,225 They were looking for Jane 66 00:03:43,251 --> 00:03:45,720 while you were looking for this. 67 00:03:48,665 --> 00:03:50,634 Are you gonna give it to them? 68 00:03:50,666 --> 00:03:53,369 No. 69 00:03:53,403 --> 00:03:54,771 But you thought about it. 70 00:03:54,803 --> 00:03:56,705 But I couldn't do it. 71 00:03:56,738 --> 00:03:59,943 I would never even think about it. 72 00:04:32,774 --> 00:04:34,810 Hey, do you... 73 00:04:34,844 --> 00:04:38,915 - do you get along with your ex? - Sure. 74 00:04:38,947 --> 00:04:41,818 - Things aren't weird or anything? - What are you doing? 75 00:04:41,851 --> 00:04:44,355 Well, I'm inquiring about your life. 76 00:04:44,380 --> 00:04:46,789 Okay. Please, stop. 77 00:04:46,822 --> 00:04:49,959 I just want to get to know you. 78 00:04:51,126 --> 00:04:53,227 You know, I'm gonna have to teach you how to dirty talk 79 00:04:53,252 --> 00:04:56,298 because this is not doing it for me. 80 00:04:56,332 --> 00:04:58,168 I feel like a cheap slut. 81 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,070 Mm, that's better. 82 00:05:00,103 --> 00:05:01,905 Take me to dinner. 83 00:05:01,938 --> 00:05:03,907 Treat me like a human. 84 00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:08,111 What's so wrong with me liking you? 85 00:05:10,779 --> 00:05:13,149 The more the know, the less you're gonna like, okay? 86 00:05:13,181 --> 00:05:15,765 Just trust me. 87 00:05:15,818 --> 00:05:18,688 What does that even mean? 88 00:05:21,823 --> 00:05:24,193 Okay, yes. 89 00:05:24,226 --> 00:05:26,161 I get along with my ex. 90 00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:31,334 Mm-hmm, yeah, and... and his wife and I are real tight. 91 00:05:31,366 --> 00:05:32,935 Yeah? 92 00:05:32,969 --> 00:05:37,096 Yeah, we team parent. You know, it's all very chill. 93 00:05:37,121 --> 00:05:38,508 Uh-huh. 94 00:05:38,541 --> 00:05:42,812 And I was almost a nurse. 95 00:05:42,844 --> 00:05:44,174 - Seriously? - Mm-hmm. 96 00:05:44,206 --> 00:05:46,356 Yeah, I was like one class shy. 97 00:05:46,382 --> 00:05:49,953 No way, that'... where'd you go to school? 98 00:05:49,986 --> 00:05:53,153 Detroit Nurse School. 99 00:05:54,556 --> 00:05:55,758 I don't know it. 100 00:05:55,791 --> 00:05:56,959 - Really? - I don't. 101 00:05:56,993 --> 00:05:59,362 God, it's like the Harvard of the 313. 102 00:05:59,395 --> 00:06:00,496 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 103 00:06:00,529 --> 00:06:03,298 - Nurses are hot. - Right? 104 00:06:03,332 --> 00:06:05,334 Comfortable? 105 00:06:05,368 --> 00:06:08,137 Doing great. 106 00:06:08,171 --> 00:06:09,272 Need some water? 107 00:06:09,305 --> 00:06:11,107 No, all good. Thanks. 108 00:06:11,140 --> 00:06:12,976 We won't keep you too long. 109 00:06:13,008 --> 00:06:15,537 I got no place to be. 110 00:06:17,079 --> 00:06:20,150 Hmm. 111 00:06:20,183 --> 00:06:22,851 Have you ever stolen anything, Officer Hill? 112 00:06:22,885 --> 00:06:26,356 No, I have not. 113 00:06:26,388 --> 00:06:28,557 That's not true. 114 00:06:28,591 --> 00:06:30,860 Signed Dennis Rodman rookie card, 115 00:06:30,892 --> 00:06:35,297 swiped it off my friend, school bus, sixth grade, 116 00:06:35,330 --> 00:06:37,721 So you switched shifted with Officer Peters 117 00:06:37,746 --> 00:06:39,877 to work the evidence locker? 118 00:06:39,902 --> 00:06:41,236 That's right. 119 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:42,404 Why'd you do that? 120 00:06:42,438 --> 00:06:46,241 I needed to get home to pick my children up from school. 121 00:06:46,274 --> 00:06:48,310 Can their school corroborate that? 122 00:06:48,344 --> 00:06:49,813 Sure. 123 00:06:49,846 --> 00:06:51,080 Have you ever taken any evidence 124 00:06:51,113 --> 00:06:52,882 from the locker unauthorized? 125 00:06:52,914 --> 00:06:55,117 I have not. 126 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:02,093 Were you aware of a pen cap tagged in the evidence locker? 127 00:07:02,118 --> 00:07:03,807 I was not. 128 00:07:05,267 --> 00:07:06,936 Are you aware a pen cap went missing 129 00:07:06,962 --> 00:07:09,498 from the evidence locker? 130 00:07:09,532 --> 00:07:11,601 I am not. 131 00:07:15,337 --> 00:07:20,275 Did you remove a pen cap from the evidence locker? 132 00:07:20,308 --> 00:07:22,378 I did not. 133 00:07:28,613 --> 00:07:30,682 - I failed. - Like, inconclusive... 134 00:07:30,707 --> 00:07:32,087 Capital F, failed. 135 00:07:32,121 --> 00:07:33,455 - With flying colors. - Are you sure? 136 00:07:33,488 --> 00:07:35,991 Apparently, I don't even know my own damn name. 137 00:07:36,024 --> 00:07:37,975 So he just told you the results, like, 138 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,639 - right there on the spot? - Yeah, it's not the SAT, Ruby. 139 00:07:40,664 --> 00:07:42,490 You know, you don't have to wait three to five weeks. 140 00:07:42,515 --> 00:07:43,693 Well, what did he say? 141 00:07:43,718 --> 00:07:46,268 He said that Internal Affairs are gonna reach out 142 00:07:46,301 --> 00:07:48,171 and that... 143 00:07:48,204 --> 00:07:51,174 and that... I'm out on leave. 144 00:07:51,207 --> 00:07:52,642 Like... 145 00:07:52,674 --> 00:07:54,376 I'm done. 146 00:07:54,409 --> 00:07:56,116 It's over. 147 00:07:56,979 --> 00:07:59,015 They got me. 148 00:08:01,208 --> 00:08:04,040 - I'm so sorry. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 149 00:08:04,065 --> 00:08:05,387 It's not you. 150 00:08:05,421 --> 00:08:07,457 It's not you. 151 00:08:07,490 --> 00:08:09,592 Yo. 152 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:11,427 - Yo. - Hey, what's cracking? 153 00:08:11,459 --> 00:08:12,962 What's for dinner? 154 00:08:12,995 --> 00:08:14,964 Oh, my God. What time is it? 155 00:08:14,996 --> 00:08:16,298 Like, way past starving. 156 00:08:16,332 --> 00:08:18,935 I didn't make anything all day. I was just... 157 00:08:18,967 --> 00:08:20,903 Pizza night. 158 00:08:20,936 --> 00:08:24,273 Hare Bear, we're getting pizza. 159 00:08:25,508 --> 00:08:28,077 It's okay, baby. 160 00:08:28,109 --> 00:08:30,589 - I'm sorry. - No, no. 161 00:08:38,721 --> 00:08:42,292 Nico explained to you the job, right? 162 00:08:42,324 --> 00:08:45,348 Yeah, he said homeboy messed you up good. 163 00:08:45,373 --> 00:08:46,529 That's why I'm here. 164 00:08:46,562 --> 00:08:48,822 Did you, like, walk in on him sticking it to her? 165 00:08:48,847 --> 00:08:49,998 What? 166 00:08:50,031 --> 00:08:52,134 This dude and your girl, you saw them boning? 167 00:08:52,168 --> 00:08:54,041 No, I didn't see them... 168 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:56,264 I'd go mental seeming him all freaky all over her. 169 00:08:56,289 --> 00:08:58,189 - I feel for you, bro. - Thank you. 170 00:08:58,214 --> 00:08:59,615 Look, here's what I'm thinking... 171 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,544 Your girl say anything about how he stacked up? 172 00:09:02,577 --> 00:09:04,012 You know, down there? 173 00:09:04,037 --> 00:09:05,639 Wait, no, she didn't share details. 174 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,149 I bet homeboy had some package. 175 00:09:07,183 --> 00:09:08,895 Big fat pumpkin, right? 176 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:10,687 Put in the patch. 177 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,555 Can you guys kill him or not? 178 00:09:12,587 --> 00:09:14,022 Yo, chill. 179 00:09:14,055 --> 00:09:15,324 You gotta keep your head, man. 180 00:09:15,357 --> 00:09:17,592 I just... I need this to be over. 181 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,227 You gotta be cool, man, 182 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:21,664 All right, look, I'm cool. Look at me. 183 00:09:21,697 --> 00:09:23,327 I'm cool. 184 00:09:25,234 --> 00:09:27,942 What's homeboy look like? 185 00:09:30,572 --> 00:09:31,707 That's him. 186 00:09:31,741 --> 00:09:34,378 Damn, dog, Eastside. 187 00:09:34,403 --> 00:09:35,719 Nico didn't say anything about a banger. 188 00:09:35,744 --> 00:09:38,180 - Does that matter? - It's gonna cost extra. 189 00:09:38,213 --> 00:09:41,717 - I'll pay whatever. - 50% down. 190 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:44,283 The rest after we dust him. 191 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:50,568 Okay. Yeah. 192 00:09:51,593 --> 00:09:53,490 Deal. 193 00:09:56,798 --> 00:09:58,424 What? 194 00:10:00,302 --> 00:10:03,339 We're gonna need to see some cash. 195 00:10:03,364 --> 00:10:04,573 Wait, tonight? 196 00:10:04,606 --> 00:10:05,707 You want the job done or not? 197 00:10:05,741 --> 00:10:07,242 I mean, I don't... 198 00:10:07,275 --> 00:10:10,212 I don't have it on me right now. 199 00:10:10,246 --> 00:10:12,347 Thanks for the frap, man. 200 00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:13,750 Wait, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 201 00:10:13,783 --> 00:10:17,359 just sit down, please. Please. 202 00:10:19,388 --> 00:10:23,626 Look, I can get you whatever you need. 203 00:10:23,659 --> 00:10:25,773 Right now? 204 00:10:28,664 --> 00:10:32,034 All right, let's go. 205 00:10:33,794 --> 00:10:35,261 Okay. 206 00:11:05,167 --> 00:11:07,270 Oh, my God. Are you... 207 00:11:11,106 --> 00:11:12,308 Oh, no, no, no. 208 00:11:12,341 --> 00:11:13,810 No, no, no, no, no, no, no 209 00:11:15,244 --> 00:11:19,615 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 210 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:25,321 Son of a bitch. 211 00:11:30,592 --> 00:11:33,663 They put your panties in his mouth? 212 00:11:33,696 --> 00:11:35,612 Don't say panties. 213 00:11:35,637 --> 00:11:37,807 Oh, please, don't tell me you call them underwear. Don't be that... 214 00:11:37,832 --> 00:11:41,106 None of this is funny. 215 00:11:42,596 --> 00:11:45,432 Damn, that Dean's a trip, man. 216 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,418 They took every cent I've made. 217 00:11:47,443 --> 00:11:49,744 Oh, relax, I'll take care of it for you. 218 00:11:49,778 --> 00:11:52,414 - And get it back? - What'd I just say? 219 00:11:52,447 --> 00:11:53,749 But how? 220 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:56,651 Again, not your department, is it? 221 00:11:56,684 --> 00:11:59,321 - They're just kids. - Who stole. 222 00:11:59,376 --> 00:12:01,414 You need to set limits, mama. You know that. 223 00:12:01,439 --> 00:12:02,843 Is that your solution to everything? 224 00:12:02,868 --> 00:12:04,242 What happens when your son wets the bed? 225 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:05,502 You gonna cap his ass? 226 00:12:05,527 --> 00:12:07,696 Yeah, I'm gonna cap his ass. 227 00:12:07,729 --> 00:12:09,365 Well, you can't solve every problem 228 00:12:09,399 --> 00:12:10,906 by shooting someone in the face. 229 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,802 All right, look. 230 00:12:12,835 --> 00:12:15,305 Here's your problem, okay? 231 00:12:15,338 --> 00:12:19,342 That dumbass husband of yours in there gave 'em a taste. 232 00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:20,444 What does that mean? 233 00:12:20,477 --> 00:12:22,511 They know you make money. 234 00:12:22,545 --> 00:12:25,082 They know you can't put it in a bank. 235 00:12:25,107 --> 00:12:28,378 So the next time they come knocking, and they will, 236 00:12:28,403 --> 00:12:31,279 'cause they know where you live and they know what you do, 237 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,856 they're just gonna want a cut of the action. 238 00:12:33,890 --> 00:12:35,525 And they're just gonna keep taking and taking 239 00:12:35,558 --> 00:12:37,127 till you got nothing left 240 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,942 but a good old fashioned turf war on your hands. 241 00:12:42,531 --> 00:12:45,801 Or they're just kids. 242 00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:48,604 You better hope they play nice then. 243 00:12:53,843 --> 00:12:56,252 Jesus, what is in this thing? 244 00:12:56,277 --> 00:12:57,415 They know where I live. 245 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,149 I can't afford to lose anything else. 246 00:12:59,181 --> 00:13:01,985 God. Ow. 247 00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:04,588 Careful, this is Nana's china. 248 00:13:04,621 --> 00:13:06,622 Hold up, how did you get Nana's china? 249 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,957 - Oh, I'll tell you how. - Here we go. 250 00:13:08,982 --> 00:13:11,058 After she gave you a certain wedding ring 251 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,871 that turned into two nights at the Bellagio. 252 00:13:12,896 --> 00:13:14,298 First of all, it was one. 253 00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:17,001 Okay, well, I think from now on I get all the heirlooms. 254 00:13:17,034 --> 00:13:20,587 And second of all, it was the Flamingo, so... 255 00:13:22,906 --> 00:13:26,410 Have you called her yet? 256 00:13:26,443 --> 00:13:28,813 - No. - Are you gonna? 257 00:13:28,846 --> 00:13:30,448 She's talking to the FBI. 258 00:13:30,481 --> 00:13:32,337 They were gonna lock Stan up. 259 00:13:32,362 --> 00:13:35,494 They were gonna take her kids. 260 00:13:35,519 --> 00:13:38,174 I mean, she's obviously, like, sick about it. 261 00:13:38,199 --> 00:13:41,791 Yeah, she should be. She almost turned us in. 262 00:13:41,816 --> 00:13:44,829 Yeah, almost. 263 00:13:44,862 --> 00:13:47,832 So you're just gonna trust her? 264 00:13:47,864 --> 00:13:49,486 We've known her for, like, 10,000 years. 265 00:13:49,511 --> 00:13:50,695 Exactly. 266 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:55,066 Well, you don't just throw that away over almost. 267 00:13:58,969 --> 00:14:00,671 - Seriously? - Yeah, I know. 268 00:14:00,704 --> 00:14:03,040 I reported them stolen for the insurance money, though. 269 00:14:03,072 --> 00:14:04,540 Why don't you just have a yard sale? 270 00:14:04,574 --> 00:14:07,845 And then I'm gonna have a yard sale. 271 00:14:07,878 --> 00:14:11,581 So how do we get our dough back? 272 00:14:11,614 --> 00:14:13,450 They're children. 273 00:14:13,483 --> 00:14:15,853 We set limits. 274 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:21,391 This is unacceptable behavior. 275 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:25,996 Breaking and entering, theft, assault of the first degree. 276 00:14:26,028 --> 00:14:27,830 All the degrees, really. 277 00:14:27,864 --> 00:14:29,432 When I turn you into the cops, 278 00:14:29,465 --> 00:14:32,101 they're gonna lock you up and throw away the keys. 279 00:14:32,134 --> 00:14:34,170 What do you want to be when you grow up? 280 00:14:34,204 --> 00:14:35,906 - Club DJ. - You? 281 00:14:35,939 --> 00:14:37,408 Festival DJ. 282 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:40,811 Hmm. Well, that's never gonna happen. 283 00:14:40,844 --> 00:14:44,580 Because what you did will ruin the rest of your lives. 284 00:14:44,614 --> 00:14:49,652 The system is gonna chew you up and spit your ass out. 285 00:14:49,686 --> 00:14:51,054 But you know what? 286 00:14:51,086 --> 00:14:54,124 At the end of the day, you are children. 287 00:14:54,157 --> 00:14:56,160 So if you give me my money back, 288 00:14:56,192 --> 00:14:59,052 I will give you a second chance. 289 00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,532 Where do I know you from? 290 00:15:02,566 --> 00:15:04,800 Yeah, she looks super familiar. 291 00:15:04,825 --> 00:15:06,929 Right, like, it's killing me. 292 00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:09,172 Do you work at the vape shop down on Cass? 293 00:15:09,205 --> 00:15:10,673 No. 294 00:15:10,706 --> 00:15:12,141 Dude, it's the car chick. 295 00:15:12,175 --> 00:15:14,042 You know, from those cheesy commercials. 296 00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:15,653 - Yes. - Hey! 297 00:15:15,678 --> 00:15:17,748 Costs a lot of money to make those. 298 00:15:17,781 --> 00:15:19,049 Can we have a car? 299 00:15:19,081 --> 00:15:21,526 - No. - We want a car, bitch. 300 00:15:21,551 --> 00:15:23,620 One of those fly rides from the commercials. 301 00:15:23,652 --> 00:15:25,955 Excuse me, no one's getting a car. 302 00:15:25,989 --> 00:15:27,409 Can I get another cake pop? 303 00:15:27,434 --> 00:15:28,892 Do you want me to turn you into the police? 304 00:15:28,925 --> 00:15:30,761 Because I will. Right now. 305 00:15:30,793 --> 00:15:32,095 - No, you won't. - Yeah, I will. 306 00:15:32,128 --> 00:15:35,098 - Okay, we'll go together. - Fine, let's go. 307 00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:36,478 Let's do it. 308 00:15:36,532 --> 00:15:38,134 We got something to tell 'em too. 309 00:15:39,635 --> 00:15:41,170 Can you guys kill him or not? 310 00:15:41,204 --> 00:15:43,173 I need this to be over. 311 00:15:43,205 --> 00:15:45,508 - I'll pay whatever. - 50% down. 312 00:15:45,542 --> 00:15:47,478 The rest after we dust him. 313 00:15:47,510 --> 00:15:49,155 Deal. 314 00:15:58,654 --> 00:16:01,624 - We'll give you a car. - We will? 315 00:16:01,657 --> 00:16:03,793 Fully loaded. 316 00:16:03,826 --> 00:16:06,797 Yeah, dog. 317 00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:10,868 That's what I'm talking about. 318 00:16:10,901 --> 00:16:13,353 So how long? 319 00:16:15,906 --> 00:16:17,460 I don't know. 320 00:16:17,485 --> 00:16:19,008 Yeah, you do. 321 00:16:19,042 --> 00:16:20,576 25 years. 322 00:16:20,609 --> 00:16:22,015 Damn. 323 00:16:22,711 --> 00:16:24,608 We grew up together. 324 00:16:26,132 --> 00:16:27,701 That's amazing. 325 00:16:27,726 --> 00:16:29,720 Our kids grew up together. 326 00:16:29,753 --> 00:16:31,560 Yeah. 327 00:16:32,589 --> 00:16:35,419 Every Christmas, every birthday. 328 00:16:37,027 --> 00:16:39,128 I get it. 329 00:16:39,162 --> 00:16:42,633 When I went into labor with Sarah, 330 00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:45,002 I called her before I called Stan. 331 00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:47,173 She's family. 332 00:16:48,872 --> 00:16:51,123 My ride or die. 333 00:16:53,342 --> 00:16:54,978 Will you go easy on her? 334 00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:56,475 No. 335 00:17:02,985 --> 00:17:05,756 But you will get to keep your husband. 336 00:17:05,788 --> 00:17:07,891 It all goes away, right? 337 00:17:07,923 --> 00:17:10,793 You want me to take a lie detector? 338 00:17:11,694 --> 00:17:13,481 Too soon? 339 00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:17,608 It's an orange Charger, 340 00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:22,105 fully loaded. Here's the VIN. 341 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:27,845 - She will be there? - Mm-hmm. 342 00:17:31,014 --> 00:17:33,784 You did good. 343 00:17:47,262 --> 00:17:48,931 Hey, how'd it go? 344 00:17:48,964 --> 00:17:52,068 Tell her I made it right. 345 00:17:52,102 --> 00:17:54,171 Don't you want to tell her yourself? 346 00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:59,000 Just tell her he bought it. 347 00:18:02,654 --> 00:18:05,123 She had to pick up her kids. 348 00:18:13,757 --> 00:18:15,625 That fool has a death wish. 349 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:20,162 She's charging kids 50 cents to jump off our back porch. 350 00:18:23,799 --> 00:18:25,701 She got any game? 351 00:18:25,735 --> 00:18:27,701 Half the neighborhood thinks they can fly. 352 00:18:29,305 --> 00:18:30,990 Yeah! 353 00:18:34,978 --> 00:18:37,290 You don't want to go in? 354 00:18:38,914 --> 00:18:40,683 No. 355 00:18:40,717 --> 00:18:42,063 Okay. 356 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,681 I can't. 357 00:18:47,123 --> 00:18:48,776 Okay. 358 00:18:52,253 --> 00:18:54,580 It's gonna be weird. 359 00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:59,808 He was your dad. 360 00:19:34,437 --> 00:19:36,849 Where you going? 361 00:19:37,999 --> 00:19:40,343 You look like a cat burglar. 362 00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:43,412 I have to get our money back. 363 00:19:43,445 --> 00:19:45,815 He's wrecking our lives. 364 00:19:45,848 --> 00:19:48,217 You're not helping. 365 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,487 Okay. 366 00:19:50,519 --> 00:19:54,056 Do you want to talk about it? 367 00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:55,954 What? 368 00:19:57,093 --> 00:20:02,337 The first thing you did was check on your money. 369 00:20:03,466 --> 00:20:07,037 I knew the kids were with your mom. 370 00:20:07,069 --> 00:20:09,319 That's not who I'm talking about. 371 00:20:11,274 --> 00:20:13,744 You're drunk. 372 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,220 I'm working on it. 373 00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:21,009 Why don't you go to bed? 374 00:20:30,624 --> 00:20:32,326 You know, after a while I was like, 375 00:20:32,351 --> 00:20:34,131 "Dude, I miss technology, you know." 376 00:20:34,163 --> 00:20:36,214 I mean, not that feeding Ebola orphans 377 00:20:36,239 --> 00:20:37,900 wasn't gratifying, obviously. 378 00:20:37,924 --> 00:20:40,393 It was in its own way, but eventually I was like, 379 00:20:40,418 --> 00:20:42,565 "Jesus, give me a phone that can send a text, you know." 380 00:20:42,590 --> 00:20:43,973 Uh-huh. 381 00:20:44,014 --> 00:20:47,551 - And... oh, are your fries cold? - Yeah. 382 00:20:47,591 --> 00:20:50,963 Here, let's heat up our buffet. 383 00:20:55,485 --> 00:20:57,487 - So clever. - I know. 384 00:21:02,091 --> 00:21:05,413 So, yeah, you know, then I jetted to Osaka 385 00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,062 and I joined the movement there. 386 00:21:07,095 --> 00:21:09,132 You know, what they're doing with those dolphins 387 00:21:09,164 --> 00:21:12,101 is criminal. 388 00:21:12,134 --> 00:21:14,970 Where's your daughter in all of this? 389 00:21:15,004 --> 00:21:17,040 Right there next to me on the surfboard, 390 00:21:17,073 --> 00:21:19,910 facing down the fishing boats. 391 00:21:19,942 --> 00:21:21,912 Doesn't she have school? 392 00:21:21,944 --> 00:21:25,284 No, this was mostly over Thanksgiving... 393 00:21:25,331 --> 00:21:29,577 Hey, I thought we could retire to the boudoir? 394 00:21:29,618 --> 00:21:32,221 I'm... I'm still eating. 395 00:21:32,255 --> 00:21:35,381 It's just I kind of have somewhere I have to go. 396 00:21:35,406 --> 00:21:36,808 Did you double book me? You did. 397 00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:38,194 I can come back, 398 00:21:38,228 --> 00:21:40,229 but I thought we could pre-game a little, okay? 399 00:21:40,262 --> 00:21:43,332 Wait, so who gets to play the actual game? 400 00:21:43,372 --> 00:21:44,388 Don't get all sensy. 401 00:21:44,421 --> 00:21:46,109 I have a thing with my sister, 'kay? 402 00:21:46,134 --> 00:21:49,071 Okay. 403 00:21:49,104 --> 00:21:52,297 - Please hold. - Yeah, yeah. Technology. 404 00:21:54,950 --> 00:21:57,621 Hey. 405 00:21:57,646 --> 00:22:00,516 Seriously? 406 00:22:00,549 --> 00:22:02,518 Right now? 407 00:22:02,552 --> 00:22:05,222 Uh-oh. Dolphin alert? 408 00:22:05,255 --> 00:22:07,357 It's worse. 409 00:22:07,390 --> 00:22:08,992 Hey. 410 00:22:09,025 --> 00:22:11,894 How is she? 411 00:22:11,928 --> 00:22:13,425 Did you come to steal my baby 412 00:22:13,450 --> 00:22:15,532 like you stole my husband? 413 00:22:15,565 --> 00:22:16,817 We're only at a three. 414 00:22:16,842 --> 00:22:18,175 Oh, my God. Are you serious? 415 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,202 I feel like it's a ten. 416 00:22:20,236 --> 00:22:22,639 - You're doing great. - I hate you. 417 00:22:22,672 --> 00:22:24,791 - Where is your dad? - She wouldn't let me call him. 418 00:22:24,816 --> 00:22:26,235 She's just pooping and screaming. 419 00:22:26,277 --> 00:22:28,111 Shouldn't she be at a hospital? 420 00:22:28,136 --> 00:22:31,380 It's a home birth. It's a rich people thing. 421 00:22:31,413 --> 00:22:32,888 Who's he? 422 00:22:32,913 --> 00:22:36,518 Oh, that's Noah. He's my colleague. 423 00:22:36,552 --> 00:22:38,655 Well, my boss. 424 00:22:38,688 --> 00:22:40,657 My colleague boss. 425 00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:42,459 - I'm gonna call a Lyft. - No, no. 426 00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:45,127 - I'll drive you. - You have to stay here. 427 00:22:45,161 --> 00:22:46,930 - What? Me? - She's all alone. 428 00:22:46,962 --> 00:22:48,064 She has no one. 429 00:22:48,096 --> 00:22:50,532 But she has, the, the lady. 430 00:22:50,533 --> 00:22:52,891 Her name is Harvest and she smells like patchouli. 431 00:22:52,916 --> 00:22:55,127 You have to stay. 432 00:22:57,707 --> 00:23:00,277 Okay, all right, fine, I'll stay. 433 00:23:00,309 --> 00:23:01,577 Promise? 434 00:23:01,611 --> 00:23:04,047 Yes, I promise. 435 00:23:04,079 --> 00:23:07,082 You just go home and try to bury this memory 436 00:23:07,106 --> 00:23:09,338 as deep as you can. 437 00:23:12,488 --> 00:23:14,524 So nice to meet you. 438 00:23:14,556 --> 00:23:16,393 Can I share her Lyft. 439 00:23:16,425 --> 00:23:18,160 No, that's really weird. 440 00:23:18,193 --> 00:23:20,430 Just go wait outside. I'll be right there. 441 00:23:20,462 --> 00:23:23,066 - Okay. - Go, go. 442 00:23:27,470 --> 00:23:30,342 - Yeah? - I can't do this without you. 443 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,210 Well, what do you want me to say? It's not my fault. 444 00:23:32,235 --> 00:23:34,010 I've heard that before. 445 00:23:34,043 --> 00:23:35,345 I didn't plan this baby, okay? 446 00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:38,011 - I've heard that before. - Okay. 447 00:23:38,036 --> 00:23:40,249 How am I supposed to get it all out by myself? 448 00:23:40,283 --> 00:23:42,552 - You're not. - I'm not? 449 00:23:42,585 --> 00:23:44,642 I got you covered, boo. 450 00:23:46,622 --> 00:23:48,525 You're the worst. 451 00:23:48,557 --> 00:23:50,426 Love ya. 452 00:23:52,790 --> 00:23:54,158 Yo. 453 00:23:54,998 --> 00:23:56,999 Hey. 454 00:23:57,574 --> 00:24:01,127 Hey, got some fresh ice and towels for you. 455 00:24:01,170 --> 00:24:03,416 God, get out of here. I don't want her here. 456 00:24:03,441 --> 00:24:04,775 I don't want her here. 457 00:24:04,807 --> 00:24:08,748 Clean up some of that goo coming out. 458 00:24:08,773 --> 00:24:10,983 Any progress? 459 00:24:13,365 --> 00:24:15,216 We're gonna have to go to the hospital soon, honey. 460 00:24:15,248 --> 00:24:16,583 That's a great idea. Hospitals are great. 461 00:24:16,608 --> 00:24:19,846 They have doctors with degrees. 462 00:24:19,871 --> 00:24:22,240 Why are you here? Why? 463 00:24:22,281 --> 00:24:24,584 Well, I promised Sadie, you know, she... 464 00:24:24,609 --> 00:24:26,939 You know, and you brought a guy over. 465 00:24:26,964 --> 00:24:29,089 - Well, we were... - You nail my husband, 466 00:24:29,121 --> 00:24:31,223 and then you bring your boyfriend over, like, 467 00:24:31,256 --> 00:24:34,226 while I'm sitting in this freaking stew. 468 00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:35,829 Okay, well... 469 00:24:35,861 --> 00:24:37,982 Yeah, I just didn't want you to be alone, you know... 470 00:24:38,007 --> 00:24:40,005 You know what? Your vagina's probably 471 00:24:40,030 --> 00:24:43,569 way more destroyed then mine and I am, like, 472 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,637 in active labor. 473 00:24:47,639 --> 00:24:51,477 I... what do you want from me? 474 00:24:51,511 --> 00:24:53,546 I want you to go blind. 475 00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:55,815 Nancy, I told you I feel so bad, 476 00:24:55,848 --> 00:24:57,584 and I'm really sorry, and if there's anything I can do 477 00:24:57,617 --> 00:24:59,452 - I would do it. - Oh, my goddess. 478 00:24:59,484 --> 00:25:01,493 She's at a seven. 479 00:25:01,518 --> 00:25:04,219 And then I want you lit on fire, 480 00:25:04,244 --> 00:25:06,826 and I want your ashes stuffed up a... 481 00:25:06,858 --> 00:25:08,783 It's helping. 482 00:25:10,929 --> 00:25:12,498 Where do you want 'em stuffed? 483 00:25:12,531 --> 00:25:15,435 I don't know. Somewhere gross. 484 00:25:15,474 --> 00:25:16,809 Like up an ass? 485 00:25:16,836 --> 00:25:20,807 Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, like, way up. 486 00:25:20,839 --> 00:25:23,542 Yeah, well, whose ass? 487 00:25:23,568 --> 00:25:25,507 Come on, whose ass? 488 00:25:27,312 --> 00:25:29,424 I don't have anyone. 489 00:25:32,518 --> 00:25:34,659 I can't do this. 490 00:25:36,489 --> 00:25:39,981 I need you off my hair now. 491 00:25:41,194 --> 00:25:43,629 Hey, you can do this, okay? 492 00:25:43,663 --> 00:25:46,231 Just give me an ass. Any old ass. 493 00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:49,540 I can't. 494 00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:52,657 I can't. I can't do it alone. 495 00:25:52,682 --> 00:25:54,852 I can't do it. 496 00:25:55,290 --> 00:25:57,225 I can't do it. 497 00:26:04,709 --> 00:26:07,112 What are you doing? 498 00:26:15,732 --> 00:26:18,082 I hate you so much. 499 00:26:18,748 --> 00:26:20,583 I know. 500 00:26:22,768 --> 00:26:26,306 I hate that he thinks you're funny. 501 00:26:26,339 --> 00:26:28,540 I'm not. 502 00:26:35,248 --> 00:26:37,483 Yay, almost 8. 503 00:26:37,515 --> 00:26:41,385 I can't believe you're just sitting in my juices. 504 00:26:42,655 --> 00:26:47,226 That's nothing, I think your mucus plug is on my arm. 505 00:26:49,794 --> 00:26:52,431 Okay, my love. 506 00:26:52,464 --> 00:26:54,702 It's time, it's ready to push. 507 00:26:54,727 --> 00:26:56,002 Oh, God. 508 00:26:56,034 --> 00:26:57,769 Oh, my God. It hurts so much. 509 00:26:57,802 --> 00:26:59,451 It hurts so much. It hurts so much. 510 00:26:59,476 --> 00:27:01,773 You got this, Nancy. Come on. 511 00:27:01,798 --> 00:27:04,744 We can do this. Let's meet this little guy. 512 00:27:15,021 --> 00:27:17,149 You said they wouldn't be home. 513 00:27:17,556 --> 00:27:19,704 They're not supposed to be. 514 00:27:33,108 --> 00:27:34,944 Smells shady. 515 00:27:35,050 --> 00:27:37,319 You'd know. 516 00:27:56,796 --> 00:27:58,798 All right! Come on. 517 00:27:58,830 --> 00:28:00,899 Let's go. Move it out. Come on. 518 00:28:00,933 --> 00:28:03,802 School night! Let's go! 519 00:28:03,836 --> 00:28:06,536 I'm sorry. Who are you? 520 00:28:08,406 --> 00:28:10,380 She's his mom. 521 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,517 PJ's mom? 522 00:28:13,745 --> 00:28:15,858 Who else would she be? 523 00:28:19,385 --> 00:28:23,556 Okay, guys, come on. Get out. 524 00:28:23,589 --> 00:28:25,992 Go to Mike's. Get up. 525 00:28:26,024 --> 00:28:27,455 Get out. 526 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,994 Get out. 527 00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:37,292 Where is my son? 528 00:28:37,317 --> 00:28:38,886 I don't know. 529 00:28:38,911 --> 00:28:40,740 When's he gonna be back? 530 00:28:40,772 --> 00:28:42,659 When he gets back. 531 00:28:45,541 --> 00:28:47,241 I don't know how you guys live like this. 532 00:28:47,266 --> 00:28:49,452 It's disgusting. 533 00:28:50,616 --> 00:28:52,885 Well, I'm gonna shower. 534 00:28:52,917 --> 00:28:55,987 There's beer in the fridge or Ensure. 535 00:28:56,021 --> 00:28:58,475 Whatever you guys drink. 536 00:29:01,057 --> 00:29:02,292 Ensure? 537 00:29:02,402 --> 00:29:04,498 I am not old enough to be his mother, 538 00:29:04,562 --> 00:29:06,733 Oh, you're gonna get on my jock about that now? 539 00:29:06,765 --> 00:29:08,485 Just start looking. 540 00:29:11,803 --> 00:29:13,372 - Hey. - Hey. 541 00:29:13,406 --> 00:29:14,874 What are you still doing here? 542 00:29:14,906 --> 00:29:16,943 You said to wait. 543 00:29:16,975 --> 00:29:20,142 Yeah, but that was, like, 100 years ago. 544 00:29:31,956 --> 00:29:34,793 So I heard... 545 00:29:34,827 --> 00:29:38,664 that you're kind of a mess down there. 546 00:29:38,696 --> 00:29:41,400 - She's just hormonal. - Hmm. 547 00:29:41,434 --> 00:29:44,936 Well, good thing you guys team parent. 548 00:29:44,970 --> 00:29:49,642 - It takes a village. - Sure, yeah. 549 00:29:49,675 --> 00:29:51,610 Like, like, the one in Ghana 550 00:29:51,635 --> 00:29:55,407 where you fed the Ebola orphans. 551 00:29:56,948 --> 00:29:58,583 Your daughter has no recollection of that, 552 00:29:58,617 --> 00:30:00,391 by the way. 553 00:30:00,985 --> 00:30:03,546 - She was very young. - Yeah. 554 00:30:05,590 --> 00:30:08,413 You didn't go to nursing school either, did you? 555 00:30:09,462 --> 00:30:11,349 No, and after what happened in there, 556 00:30:11,374 --> 00:30:13,633 - I am so glad. - Yeah? 557 00:30:13,665 --> 00:30:14,900 Yeah. 558 00:30:22,073 --> 00:30:25,444 Are you in love with your ex? 559 00:30:27,669 --> 00:30:30,105 Kind of. 560 00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:38,462 So do I even have a shot here? 561 00:30:42,994 --> 00:30:44,244 Kind of. 562 00:30:48,032 --> 00:30:49,728 Are you mad? 563 00:30:53,778 --> 00:30:55,593 Kind of. 564 00:30:56,801 --> 00:30:58,687 Still like me? 565 00:31:00,279 --> 00:31:02,030 Kind of. 566 00:31:19,231 --> 00:31:21,394 What is this on your arm? 567 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:24,167 You don't want to know. 568 00:32:27,933 --> 00:32:30,047 Go ahead. 569 00:32:30,072 --> 00:32:32,942 What? 570 00:32:32,967 --> 00:32:34,436 Why me? 571 00:32:34,772 --> 00:32:36,525 Why not? 572 00:32:38,635 --> 00:32:41,113 What address did you give Turner? 573 00:32:41,154 --> 00:32:42,957 The one you told me to. 574 00:32:42,982 --> 00:32:44,329 Or did you give them this one? 575 00:32:44,354 --> 00:32:45,650 Why would I do that? 576 00:32:45,684 --> 00:32:47,086 Because I'm about to walk out there 577 00:32:47,118 --> 00:32:49,307 with a ton of laundered money. 578 00:32:57,162 --> 00:32:58,998 Fine, I'll go. 579 00:32:59,031 --> 00:33:00,749 No, wait. 580 00:33:02,166 --> 00:33:03,860 So, what, you can go give them the signal? 581 00:33:03,885 --> 00:33:05,020 What signal? 582 00:33:05,045 --> 00:33:06,271 The ones that gets me alone in here 583 00:33:06,304 --> 00:33:08,206 with a bunch of drugs and guns. 584 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,709 So, what, you want me to carry you out 585 00:33:09,742 --> 00:33:11,310 like Costner in "The Bodyguard"? 586 00:33:11,342 --> 00:33:14,389 I want you to be honest for once. 587 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,444 Okay. 588 00:33:17,469 --> 00:33:19,671 We're doing this. 589 00:33:24,648 --> 00:33:27,051 Stan got put on leave, okay? 590 00:33:27,076 --> 00:33:28,917 We are totally screwed. 591 00:33:28,942 --> 00:33:31,631 You have no idea the hell we've been going through. 592 00:33:31,664 --> 00:33:33,866 - I don't know? - He was in my house 593 00:33:33,898 --> 00:33:35,529 breathing down my neck. 594 00:33:35,554 --> 00:33:37,303 How many times was that man in my kitchen? 595 00:33:37,336 --> 00:33:38,983 He threatened to cart my kids off. 596 00:33:39,008 --> 00:33:40,840 And I would never think to save my own ass. 597 00:33:40,873 --> 00:33:44,343 Again, you are mad at me for something I did not do. 598 00:33:44,376 --> 00:33:47,713 Because I would choose you every time. 599 00:33:54,052 --> 00:33:55,954 Who the hell are these clowns? 600 00:33:59,892 --> 00:34:01,994 Sir. 601 00:34:12,971 --> 00:34:15,074 Oh, Come on. 602 00:34:15,107 --> 00:34:17,108 Not what you wanted? 603 00:34:17,141 --> 00:34:19,678 Not even close. 604 00:34:19,712 --> 00:34:22,915 I'm sorry. 605 00:34:29,887 --> 00:34:32,123 Let's just get out of here. 606 00:34:34,393 --> 00:34:36,681 Put down the bags. 607 00:34:40,299 --> 00:34:43,168 Oh, no, PJ asked me to take these for him... 608 00:34:43,201 --> 00:34:44,660 You're not his mom. 609 00:34:49,741 --> 00:34:51,976 Get out. 610 00:34:52,009 --> 00:34:54,279 Let's go. 611 00:35:04,422 --> 00:35:06,994 Told you I was too young to be his mom. 612 00:35:09,188 --> 00:35:11,603 If we see the 5:15, we can just stay through 613 00:35:11,628 --> 00:35:13,507 for the 7:45. 614 00:35:13,532 --> 00:35:15,743 Sounds good. 615 00:35:15,768 --> 00:35:17,769 I mean, we don't have to. 616 00:35:17,802 --> 00:35:19,170 No, I want to. 617 00:35:19,203 --> 00:35:20,837 Well, I mean, we've seen it like five times. 618 00:35:20,862 --> 00:35:23,290 How about "My Girl?" 619 00:35:24,103 --> 00:35:26,970 It's not the movie. 620 00:35:28,279 --> 00:35:30,455 It's prom. 621 00:35:31,075 --> 00:35:33,311 - You want to go to prom. - I don't know. 622 00:35:33,351 --> 00:35:34,886 I don't even have a dress. 623 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:40,201 No, I mean, someone asked me. 624 00:35:40,615 --> 00:35:41,883 Oh. 625 00:35:42,127 --> 00:35:43,795 But I don't have to go. 626 00:35:43,828 --> 00:35:46,331 - Who? - Let's just go see the movie. 627 00:35:46,364 --> 00:35:47,730 Beth. 628 00:35:47,755 --> 00:35:50,935 - Just some senior. - A senior? 629 00:35:50,969 --> 00:35:52,938 His dad owns a car dealership. 630 00:35:59,411 --> 00:36:01,318 - You should go. - I don't even wanna. 631 00:36:01,343 --> 00:36:02,480 Well, I'm gonna be busy, so... 632 00:36:02,514 --> 00:36:06,085 - Doing what? - Not going to the movies. 633 00:36:06,117 --> 00:36:09,644 - Hate you. - Hate your face. 634 00:36:20,032 --> 00:36:22,689 Say I had tickets to Beyoncé, 635 00:36:23,036 --> 00:36:24,672 but I only had two tickets 636 00:36:24,790 --> 00:36:27,353 and both you and Stan wanted to go. 637 00:36:28,048 --> 00:36:31,051 Is this like a Destiny's Child reunion situation, 638 00:36:31,076 --> 00:36:33,732 or is this Bae by herself? 639 00:36:36,766 --> 00:36:38,903 With Jay-Z. 640 00:36:39,550 --> 00:36:40,985 That's dark. 641 00:36:41,018 --> 00:36:42,782 I'd pick... 642 00:36:44,288 --> 00:36:48,092 you and Stan, and I'd stay home. 643 00:36:48,125 --> 00:36:49,527 No, you wouldn't. 644 00:36:49,561 --> 00:36:51,230 I would. 645 00:36:51,262 --> 00:36:54,580 'Cause honestly, this whole thing makes me want to puke. 646 00:37:01,172 --> 00:37:03,909 If it's Jay-Z, I guess you take him. 647 00:37:10,047 --> 00:37:13,732 I mean, I got to, right? 648 00:37:16,054 --> 00:37:18,200 Hate you. 649 00:37:19,517 --> 00:37:21,687 I hate your face. 650 00:37:46,951 --> 00:37:49,254 Hey, you're up late. 651 00:37:49,288 --> 00:37:50,389 Whoa. 652 00:37:50,422 --> 00:37:53,192 Yeah, you made the right call. 653 00:37:53,224 --> 00:37:54,839 What'd she go with? 654 00:37:54,864 --> 00:37:56,766 Dakota. 655 00:37:56,791 --> 00:37:58,329 Better than Mackinaw. 656 00:37:58,362 --> 00:38:01,032 Ew, that was a contender? 657 00:38:01,065 --> 00:38:02,500 It's where they boned. 658 00:38:02,534 --> 00:38:04,203 Jesus. 659 00:38:04,235 --> 00:38:06,371 Okay, I'm gonna go shower, 660 00:38:06,404 --> 00:38:11,293 and then shower again. Yay, it's a boy. 661 00:38:12,444 --> 00:38:13,747 Mom. 662 00:38:20,384 --> 00:38:22,387 So am I. 663 00:38:37,713 --> 00:38:39,281 Did you tell your dad? 664 00:38:39,306 --> 00:38:41,363 You're first. 665 00:38:43,141 --> 00:38:45,110 You okay? 666 00:38:45,143 --> 00:38:47,579 Are you? 667 00:38:47,612 --> 00:38:49,415 I was always wanted a boy. 668 00:38:54,152 --> 00:38:56,818 You smell super bad. 669 00:38:56,843 --> 00:38:58,637 Meet your new baby brother. 670 00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:01,024 - Come here. - Oh, my God. Ew. 671 00:39:01,058 --> 00:39:02,727 Come on. Get in there. 672 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:10,449 You want some hot or mild sauce? 673 00:39:10,474 --> 00:39:13,077 They got that habanero? 674 00:39:13,204 --> 00:39:15,239 That stuff's napalm. 675 00:39:15,273 --> 00:39:17,710 No, no, no, see you eat it fast enough, 676 00:39:17,742 --> 00:39:19,277 the burn never hits. 677 00:39:19,311 --> 00:39:21,380 - Little trick. - Yeah, okay. 678 00:39:25,349 --> 00:39:26,853 So she's not gonna give her friend up. 679 00:39:26,878 --> 00:39:30,113 There's only so much pressure you can put on a person. 680 00:39:30,154 --> 00:39:32,256 How's it going with the sister? 681 00:39:32,290 --> 00:39:34,800 I'm out of the friend zone. 682 00:39:34,825 --> 00:39:36,728 - Already? - Yeah, man. 683 00:39:36,761 --> 00:39:39,097 - You can't turn this down. - Dude. 684 00:39:39,130 --> 00:39:41,132 Dude. 685 00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:43,268 Let me run with it for a while. 686 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,036 - All right. - We'll see what turns up. 687 00:39:45,070 --> 00:39:46,238 Yeah, yeah. 688 00:39:46,270 --> 00:39:49,574 Hook me up with another spice bomb. 689 00:39:49,607 --> 00:39:53,278 You're an animal. 690 00:41:12,424 --> 00:41:15,393 You might as well get a pool now. 691 00:41:15,427 --> 00:41:16,820 You're already halfway there. 692 00:41:16,845 --> 00:41:19,565 Ooh, yeah, should put in a pool. 693 00:41:19,598 --> 00:41:22,657 Like I could afford it. 694 00:41:24,302 --> 00:41:26,454 It would be fun though. 695 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,009 Should we go in? 696 00:41:33,811 --> 00:41:36,189 It's too quiet in there. 697 00:41:37,025 --> 00:41:38,548 'Kay. 698 00:41:43,387 --> 00:41:45,123 He left me. 699 00:41:53,864 --> 00:41:56,801 And he took my kids. 700 00:41:58,869 --> 00:42:01,058 I know. 701 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:20,199 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 47095

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