All language subtitles for Documentary Now s03e07 Any Give Saturday Afternoon.e

Good evening.

I'm Helen Mirren, and you're
watching "Documentary Now!"

Season 52.

For most Americans,
bowling is a pastime.

It's a low-stakes way to have
fun with friends and family.

But for those in the
Professional Bowling League,

the stakes are high and on full display

in the 2003 sports documentary classic,

"Any Given Saturday Afternoon."

Season 3, Episode 7
Sync and corrections by FunnyFunk

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Reporter: Bowling is
a healthful recreation

that the whole family can take part in

and enjoy together all year round.

Rob: You know, when people think
about bowling,

they tend to think about this
amateur pastime from the '50s.

But you got to remember, in the '70s and '80s,
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professional bowling
was bigger than football.

I mean, forget Walter Payton
and Joe Montana.

I mean, bowlers were
the rock stars of sports.

Announcer: Billy May Dempsey
may just be the best bowler

to ever grace the lane.
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Doesn't drink, doesn't smoke,
just bowls.

He may not be the flashiest
player in the PBL,

but the pins don't know the difference.

Announcer 2: That's right.

They call him "Dead Eyes
Dempsey" for a reason.

Larry Hawburger, folks.

One of the crowd favorites
here on the tour.

Nobody loves the sport
of bowling more than Larry.

[Crowd chanting "Larry"]

And the fans love him right back.
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Rick Kenmore, one strike
away from a 300.

He's done it again...
another perfect game

for the bad boy of bowling, Rick Kenmore.
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Who's the man?

Love or hate his flamboyant style,

you can't deny his skills on the lane.

Rob: So bowling had a pretty good run.
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But, you know, along came
Michael Jordan and Mike Tyson,

then Andre Agassi and, uh, Brett Favre,

Bo Jackson, Wayne Gretzky,

and, you know, Tiger Woods,

Ken Griffey, Jr.,
Charles Barkley.

And that '92 "Dream Team"...

Jesus! It was awesome!

Announcer 3: Jordan with
a behind-the-back save!

Here's Bird. Yes!

Anyway, the point is,

bowling started looking like
a pastime stuck in the past.

Oh, too bad!

Rob: You know, times change,

and if you can't keep up
with your audience,

they're just going to change the channel.

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Announcer 4: A gut-wrenching
day for the PBL family.

Rick Kenmore will throw the final ball

on the final telecast of the PBL.

Announcer 5: A fitting end,
considering Rick's father,

the great Stan Kenmore,
won the first tournaments

on the very first telecast back in 1962.

Announcer 6: He needs a strike.

Oh, and that heartbreaking
final pin left standing

means Billy May Dempsey
defeats Rick Kenmore

to become the 1992 PBL Champion.

Rob: The final match in '92,
that was it.

That was the end of the PBL.

From all of us here at the PBL,
goodbye forever.

Goodbye.

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[Sighs]

[Sniffs]

Just waiting for the wind to die down.

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- Whoa!
- Nice ball!

Billy: Nah, I like Florida.

I mean, some people would say
I'm a little on the young side

to like living in a retirement
community, but I like that.

There are a lot of old people here,

and I like their games.

Yeah, this is the house.

My wife designed it.

Here's her woman cave.

And, yeah, she likes Alf a little bit.

I don't care for him.
I think he's disrespectful.

I don't care for the way
he talks to his host family,

but she loves the bad boys.

Hey, honey.

Rick: It's never gonna change.

Stan Kenmore is always going
to be more famous

than Rick Kenmore _

because Stan Kenmore made
bowling what it is today.

Hey, Jan!

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Hey, old man, you're still alive, huh?

Didn't hear me.

Here you go, Dad,
show them your trophies.

And this is what I grew up with.

These are mine, not his.
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My dad was the best there ever was.

Reporter #2: Stan Kenmore...
They called him "The Stroker,"

"The Pilgrim," "The Meat from Missouri,"

an ace-in-the-hole
on any bowling roster.

[Cheers and applause]

Rick: That's all I knew growing up.
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So when I got old enough,

I decided to rebel
against everything my dad was.

I became the exact opposite
of my dad in every way I could.

Man: But your dad's a bowler.

Yeah, and I'm a rebel bowler.

Right, but wouldn't
the opposite of a bowler

have been not a bowler?

No, it would be a rebel bowler.

Losing to Billy May in the '92 finals

was one of the most devastating
matches of my career.

I just wish I could have another chance
to beat him on TV

to prove I'm as good as my dad.

Larry: Yeah, I made a lot,
a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot,

a lot of bad choices in my life.
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If the doctor said, "Hey, buddy,
you got a year to live,"

I'd be like, "Hey, Doc,
make it 3 months.

I don't got enough money
to make it out the year."

I grew up in and out of foster homes,

and it wasn't until I started bowling

that I found my real family.

Here, that is a 4 1/2 for you.

Bowling means everything to me.

This is it. Wall of Fame.

There's Dave Husted, legend.

Oh, man, Rick Kenmore.

I lost to this guy first round
back in '90.

What a guy.

Billy May Dempsey, best in the world.

Man: - What's that one?
- Mhhh.

The last time I ever
professionally bowled.

Charley Scragg had to back out
last minute

because his wife
went into labor last second,

but, man, what a night!

Ernie: If you're just
tuning in here,

you're watching Larry Hawburger,
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who is off to a bit of a rough start.

Announcer 7: Well,
that's right, Ernie.

Larry has already won
this match by default,

but what should have been a victory lap

is turning into a nightmare.

He just can't seem to
pull it together here today.

Oh, and he leaves another open frame.

I don't know if it's nerves or what.

This is a fall from grace
if I've ever seen it.

And another gutter ball.

We are witnessing a complete
and utter meltdown.

I've never seen anything
quite like this.

This is Larry's last chance
to break 100.

He needs two pins to do it.

Oh!

And Larry ends the day with a 98.

Which is gonna be

the lowest winning score in PBL history.

Man 2: You suck, Hawburger!

How do you recover
from something like this?

Larry: Well, it was kind of hard
to show my face

around the circuit after that.

I thought I'd be working
that Pro Bowl forever,

but now I'm just trying
to find a safe place

to park my car at night.

I know things will turn around for me.

I know it will.

Big news today from the world
of professional bowling...

The PBL is returning
to broadcast television.

Three former pets.com
executives have purchased

the Professional Bowling League

and hired a veteran ABC sports producer

to bring bowling into the modern age.

My job is to give the audience
what they want.

And I'll tell you
what they don't want...

They don't want analysis.
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They don't want statistics.

They don't want color commentary.

They want heroes and villains.

They want someone to cheer
and someone to boo.

They want me to give them a story, okay?

And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.

Here we go again, back to the circus.

Billy: Paula says if I win this year,

I can paint the whole house brown.

White is just...
What am I, a punk rocker?

Well, the good news is that
I don't have to pack the car.

Man 1: And do you feel ready
to make your return

to professional bowling?

Yeah, yeah, 100%.

Rob: Okay, okay. Everybody, come on. Let's go.
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We've got a couple seats down here.

Let's go.

We are fighting a global fight
for a share of people's TVs.

We need to make this sport
more exciting.

You are not losers.

You are not dorks.

You don't suck.

What you do is not stupid and worthless,

and I don't give a shit
who tells you that.

I don't care if it's your kids,
your wives, your parents.

You go up and you tell
somebody you're an athlete,

that asshole shouldn't be laughing.

You're bowlers.

By the time we're done with this,

you're gonna be proud to say it.

So, Rob, how the hell do we do this?

I'll tell you.

It's called storytelling, folks,
and it ain't rocket science.

I mean, look, we already got
our good guy, Billy May Dempsey.

Where is he, right there?

Billy May Dempsey.

And we got the guy
that everybody loves to hate,

our resident bad boy of bowling,
Mr. Asshole,

Rick Kenmore.

There he is!

- Boo!
- Boo!

Where is Larry Hawburger?

There he is, Larry Hawburger.

We all know Larry Hawburger.

Can you give him a hand, huh?

We all know Larry, down and out
the last few years.

We know how he squandered
his last check that he ever won.

We know that he pays alimony
to a woman he never met.

We know that, basically,
he's pissed away

every opportunity that's come his way.

That's Larry.

But if Larry Hawburger wins this,

it's gonna be
the greatest underdog story

in the modern sports era.

Now, that is a hell of a story.

So, Larry, come on up here.

You are gonna be...

our "Comeback Kid."

What do you think?

Try that on.

And for the rest of you assholes,

I'll figure your story out later.

Pat: Welcome,
ladies and gentlemen.

You are witnessing
a truly historic event.

It is the return of professional
bowling to national television.

This is the "Road to the Championship."
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And it won't be an easy road
for these bowlers

who have arrived
from all over the country.

The field begins with 130 athletes,

but only 64 will pass
this qualification round

and move on to compete
in the tournament season.

Fail to make the top 64
and you're going home.

And who to begin but Larry Hawburger.

- Remember Larry Hawburger?
- Who could forget?

His last television appearance
is bowling infamy.

Well, I know the fans
are just as anxious as we are

to find out if this one-time champ

can make it back on the tour roster

and prove that he has what it takes

to be the "Comeback Kid."

We're rooting for you, Larry.

[Ball thuds]

- Oh!
- Aw!

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And welcome back Rick Kenmore
from Dellwood, Missouri,

still trying to fill the
enormous shoes of his father,

the great Stan Kenmore.

He opens with a strike.

Great lane, we'll have a look at it.

Hustles right into the pocket.

Five-step delivery, high backswing.

Wow, look at the loft there!

Working on a four-bagger.

And he punches out in the 10th
to finish with a 256,

earning him a place in the top 64.

The bad boy of bowling
is officially back.

There he is, folks,

Billy May Dempsey from
Inverness, Florida,

one of the greatest
to ever play the game.

31 titles.

Back on the lane
and looking better than ever.

Right pocket hit carries a shake.

Ooh, man, and that's 10 in the 5th

for a hedgehog in the 6th.

Coming into his final roll

and, boom, he goes off the sheet
with a 10-bag.

The Bahama Llama,
as folks in Ohio would call it.

That's gonna be hard to beat.

So there you have it, folks,
the top 64 players

who are moving on to the tour,

and, no surprise,
it's "Dead Eyes Dempsey"

once again at the top
of the leader board.

Woo, woo, woo, woo!

Man3: This is Sports Radio 660 KAFM, Phoenix.
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We're back and, Amy, I'm wondering,

did you see the bowling match this weekend?
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Amy: Wait, hold on!
Hey, Grandpa, wake up.

Mike wants to talk
about bowling on the show.

I'm serious, Amy, bowling is back.

This is crazy!
_

You've got to check out
this guy, Billy May Dempsey.

This guy is incredible.

But there's no talking Billy May Dempsey

without talking Rick Kenmore.
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Let's go to the phone.
Caller, you're on.

Man 4: Yeah, people want
to talk about

Billy May Dempsey or Dave Kress or whatever,
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but I'm all about Rick Kenmore.

That dude is the sickest bowler.

I could not agree with you
more. Thank you, caller.

We're talking bowling.
It is sweeping the nation.

We're taking your calls right now.

Rob: Honestly, it's going better
than I could have hoped for.

Our ratings are climbing.

Our sponsors are coming back.

I mean, it's almost perfect.

Man 1: What do you mean
"almost"?

Well, I mean, you know, could Billy May

be a little bit more camera-friendly?

Uh, yeah!

Pat: You know, Chad, sometimes
I wonder what's going on

behind those dead eyes of his.

Chad: The world may never know.

Is it helpful that his biggest fans

are the 65-and-over demo?
_

Not really.

And a shout-out to Billy May
from his friends

at the Twilight Bowlers
Retirement League

here in Orlando.

But on the other hand,
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thank God for Rick Kenmore.

Rick Kenmore strutting his stuff.

I mean, that son of a bitch,
he's got everything.

He's got the looks. He's got the attitude.
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He's got those daddy issues. Come on!
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Every stop on the tour, there's
a line down the street of people

looking for his autograph.

That's Rick Kenmore.

You know, he's a goddamn star.

Who's the man of the day?

I am! You guessed it!

Why not? Who knows? I do.

Never, never talk to me about before.

This guy is me.

That's how I know you know.

Suck my sack!

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

Rob: That suck my sack,
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that changed everything.

Suck my sack!

[Crowd chanting "Suck my sack"]

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Billy: You know, when I'm on TV,

I just try to project a positive image.

I certainly don't say
"S" my "S."

Honey, it's ready.

Rick: It honestly doesn't
mean anything sexual.

It's just, like, a fun thing to yell

when you're proud of yourself.

I can see how someone
would think it was sexual

and get offended by it.

Like if they thought sack
meant ball sack,

they might think that.

Right.

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Pat: Well, here we are
at the last round

before the championship.

It looks like Billy May Dempsey
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is gonna slide easily
into next week's final.

Chad: And with that,
Billy May Dempsey

is heading to the championships

in the first-seed position.

Well, if you were looking
for drama, folks,

you've found it right here,

as Rick Kenmore
is facing down a 2-10 split

looking to turn it
into a turkey sandwich.

That's right, Pat, not an easy shot,

but a bird-dog here
and he heads to the finals

as the number-two seed.

Incredible!
Rick Kenmore has done it!

He is going to the championship.

Suck my sack, Billy May.

I'm gonna beat you on TV
for the whole kielbasa!

[Cheers and applause]

Rob: Wow!

Billy May and Rick in the finals,
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I mean, that's everything
you could have hoped for,

everything!

Billy May Dempsey is probably
the best bowler,

but Rick Kenmore,
he's what bowling needs.

Pat: The PBL Championship

has reached its final destination.
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Today,
live from the Baltimore Convention Center

in the heart of beautiful
downtown Baltimore, Maryland...

- Go ahead.
- ...our two contestants

are vying for $185,000 in prize money.

It's the 2003 PBL Championship.

Chad: Rick was the first
to arrive today,

so he gets to decide

if he wants to bowl first or second.

- Whoo!
- He's going second.

Okay.

Pat: Big crowd here as
Billy May Dempsey

makes his first approach,

and we are under way.

And he starts things off
with a Jersey squash.

Rick Kenmore steps to the line.

Let's see if he can answer.

Yes! And stay down, mama!

Whew! P.U.!

Smells like somebody beefed over here!

I don't stink. [Sniffs]

Billy May throws a Brooklyn on that one

but great pin action

and the head pin sweeps the king.

Chad: Man, this is shaping up
to be a classic

cranker versus stroker showdown.

Rick is right in the pocket.

Takes care of all 10.

He is getting fired up here tonight.

Oh, the 10 stick is left standing.

It's getting interesting,
getting interesting.

He rides the lightning
to close the frame.

Ooh! Hip pocket hit

with a paralyzed 8 pin left standing.

Rick has got to be careful.

Billy May could pull ahead here.

He crushes the wall shot
to pick up the spare.

Kenmore is coming into
this frame with a double.

Another strike and Rick
makes it a turkey!

Suck my sack!

He's letting Billy May know
he's here to win.

Make it a hambone for Billy May.

Kenmore throws a boomer.

- Yeah!
- Dempsey's last roll.

Great pin action

and Billy May strikes out in the 10th

and will end with a 19-pin lead.

Rick Kenmore will need a perfect finish

to beat him.

Pat: Well, it all
comes down to this.

Billy May finishes with a 266,

and now Rick Kenmore
must answer the call

with three strikes to win.

Chad: That's right, Pat,
it's do or die for Rick.

Come on, Rick, don't (bleep) this up!

It's a high-pocket splasher

and that's 10 in the pit for Kenmore.

I'm gonna beat you on TV, Billy May.

No, you're not, I hope.

Pat: He needs another strike
to stay in the game.

Quick look back to his dad.

Rick really wants to show his papa

that he can win that whole kielbasa.

He must strike here.

Deep breath, there's the set-up,

five-step delivery, good wrist action.

Can he keep it going?

Oh, he leaves the 10 pin standing!

(Bleep)

And that means Billy May Dempsey

from Inverness, Florida,
has won the whole kielbasa

and is your 2003 PBL World Champion.

Rob: Well, congratulations,
Billy May Dempsey,

on your 2003 PBL Championship!

Billy May, how did you get to be
such a darn good bowler?

Well, it's all just mathematics, really.

A man of few words, as always.

And since I was a kid,
my father would go off

on these benders for weeks at a time.

And he'd keep my sister and me
locked in the basement

so no one would know he'd left us there

and try to come take us away.

And I'd pick up these little pebbles

and try to throw them through the window

and hit a street sign across the alley,

try and get somebody's
attention, anyone's.

Bring us food.

Bring us to a government building.

But no one lived around there,
so no one heard.

So, yeah, I guess to the kids
out there, just practice.

Wow!

Okay, here's the trophy.

There it is!

[Cheers and applause]

- Frigging 10 pin.
- Frigging 10 pin.

Wouldn't go down.

What are you gonna do?

Me and my dad have
actually been spending

a little more time together
working on our relationship.

I mean, my dad is the king.

That's just how it's always gonna be.

And if he's the king,

I guess that makes me a prince,

a rebel prince.

Billy: Yup,
after the championship,

Paula thought I might have
some emotional issues

I hadn't dealt with,
so I started seeing a therapist,

and it helped for a while.

But I realized that working
out my problems

was hurting my bowling and my p?tanque,

so I stopped going.

I can't have that.

Larry: I guess, I was just hoping

it would be different this time around,

you know, that I would actually
get to be the comeback kid.

Then I realized, you know,

maybe not everyone is cut out
for professional sports.

I just kind of like regular bowling.

It's a fun game you can play
with your friends,

and everybody can have a good time.

Anybody can win, even me.

All right! All right!
All right! All right!

Aw, we're having a good time!
[Laughs]

Oh! Not so bad.

All right!
You're doing all right!

Come here, man. Nice.

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