All language subtitles for Crashing s03e07 The Christian Tour.eng

I think you have a real future
in the religious markets.

Really?

I loved that Jesus raised
Lazarus from the dead.

Maybe Lazarus wanted to be dead.

Can you imagine if Jesus raised
him and Lazarus came up like...

-"Oh, man!"
-(LAUGHTER)

Ali did stand-up on Seth Meyers.

Some comics are gonna
get together and watch.

-And like--
-(SHUSHING)

ALI REISSEN: (ON TV) They're
like, "Uh, you're glowing.

-I'm like, "Well...
-Do not shush me.

Stop it! Tonight was about Ali.

I'll let you go--
go back to her.

-You're a shitty boyfriend.
-Okay.

And you're
an even shittier comic.

Kat and I just had
a really big fight.

I really am sorry.

? (MUSIC PLAYING) ?

Man:
One, two, three, four.

(bluegrass melody playing)

Voices:
? Oh, how glad and happy when we meet ?

? I'll fly away ?

(bluegrass continuing)

? No more cold
iron shackles on my feet ?

? I'll fly away ?

? I'll fly away, oh glory ?

-? I'll fly away ?
-? In the morning ?

? When I die,
Hallelujah by and by ?

? I'll fly away ?

? I'll fly away, oh glory ?

? I'll fly away ?

? In the morning ?

? When I die... ?

(laughter)

I was watching a James Bond
movie recently,

and James Bond had his gun
pointed at the bad guy, right?

He had him in the corner.

And the bad guy had
one last line, and he goes,

"See you in Hell!"

-(laughter)
-And James Bond, he's always

supposed to have
a good retort, right?

And he goes, "You first."

(laughter)

Uh... Is that a good comeback?

(laughter)

James Bond is going to Hell?

And knows he's going to Hell?

And isn't concerned?

He's just like, "Yeah,

but you'll be there
a little bit before I'm there."

(laughter)

It's not a good comeback.
He should be like, "See you in Hell!"

James Bond
should be like, "No!"

(laughter)

"Uh-uh!

I have the love of Jesus
in my h-e-a-r-t!"

Bang!
That's a better comeback.

(cheers and applause)

How pissed would you be

if you were murdered
and went to Hell

and saw the guy
who murdered you?

You're down there forever,
and you're like,

"Yeah, I was a bad guy,
but another guy--

actually that guy right
over there, he shot me.

(laughter)

Hi! Remember me?

You shot me!

Yeah... (laughs),
but here we are.

-(laughter)
-Together again."

You guys were amazing.
Thank you so much.

-Thank you.
-Thanks.

-Yeah, have
a good night. -Bye.

Pete. Pete.

-Hey. Great show.
-Hey. Thank you.

Marcie, this
has been amazing.

Some of the best crowds
I've ever had in my life,

and I'm signing autographs
like Kevin James did at TCBY.

-Well, everybody loves you.
-Thank you.

How do you feel
about doing morning radio tomorrow?

-Really? Just me?
-Yes!

We need somebody
with the gift of gab, and that's you.

Marcie, I would love
to do morning--

That's my first
morning radio.

Cool! Oh, um,
I was just wondering

if you'd had a chance
to look at your contract.

I signed it, yeah.
Did you get it?

My manager's kind of--
he's not great.

Well, I'm sure it was
just a slip of the tongue,

but you said "pissed"
on stage tonight.

-I did?
-Yeah.

-You're absolutely--
Yeah... -Yeah.

...I did not mean to do that.
Is that something I shouldn't--

I shouldn't do that?

No, no. It's a bodily
function, yeah,

so, you know,
it's in that contract.

Oh, I'm-- I'm so sorry.
I'll read the contract,

but I don't normally do jokes
like that, so that was just--

Yeah. No, that's great.
Okay, good. Thank you.

And you know what?
Everybody loves it

when you talk
about your faith.

So talk about
my faith more?

Yes, yes. We love it when
you talk about your faith.

You should stick
with that.

Yeah.
I-- I wanna make sure I'm giving them the show

-that they want
to see, and-- -Right.

Well, I will see you
bright and early in the morning.

-I'm so excited. Thank you.
-Okay? Get some shut-eye.

I'm gonna--
I'm gonna go to bed right now.

(laughing)
You might have some more autographs.

I see people lining up.

Thank you, Marcie.
Sorry again!

That's all right.
Just keep to it.

-Okay.
-Good night.

But as you know...

our Lord and Savior
was crucified and buried,

and on the third day...

-Oh! Oh! (laughs)
-...He rose.

You can pass
your finger around

and make sure there's
no threads or anything.

-Really?
-Yeah.

(laughter)

Kat (over phone):
Are you fucking kidding me?

You can't text
a break-up.

I said,
"We need to talk."

"We need to talk" is
I'm going to break up with you,

and then you
beat me to it with this fucking text?

What kind
of limp-dick fuck would do that?

You all right
down there?

(sighing):
Yeah.

Though I think I just
broke up with my girlfriend.

Yeah, man, I hear that.

Which is weird
'cause, I mean, I was...

I was crazy about her.

Now I feel like I was dating
someone I didn't even know.

John:
Hmm.

You ever break up
with somebody

and then you figure out
who they are?

(laughing):
Yeah, I know exactly what you mean.

But as long as you
know who you are

and that relationship got you
closer to figuring that out,

then you're good.

You know, sometimes
we don't know what...

what's going on, but God does.

Yeah.

Cindy (on radio):
So Lester, lots of news today.

A Mexican restaurant
caught fire the other day.

Lester:
Would you describe it as a mild fire?

Cindy:
Weird, I thought it would be chili.

Lester: Ah! They really
need to cool it with those habaneros.

Hey, careful,
that plate's hot!

I just don't know
what I'm going to say.

Oh, just go in there
and let your light shine.

I can do that.

-Yeah?
-I can.

-Pete?
-Yes.

-They're ready for you.
-Great.

You stay here.

I'll stay here and listen.
I'm so excited.

-Okay, like my mom
at the dentist. Love you. -(laughs): Yeah.

Lester:
I had the biggest poop the other day.

I swear, it looked
like the letter Q.

-This is Pete Holmes.
-Oh hi, Pete.

-Oh, hey.
-Hello.

Hey, I'm Lester.

Cool, nice to meet you.

-This is Cindy.
-Hi, nice to meet you.

That's you in that
chair, right there.

Have a seat.

This is what
you guys look like.

-Yeah, it is.
-Yeah, this is us.

Lester:
Be it as it may. Uh...

We go on the air
in about 40 seconds,

so, what are
we promoting today?

Um, I'm promoting
the Good Faith Variety Tour.

-Oh.
-And what is that?

It's a Christian
variety show.

I'm a comedian--
um, a Christian comedian.

Lester:
A Christian comedian?

Don't tell me anymore.
I wanna make fun of that on the air.

What, uh--

Yeah, those are
your headphones, put those on.

Your mic volume is
down below.

Your cough button's there,
that will mute your mic.

Z88.7, The Rock of Charleston.

It's your old buddy Lester
reminding you

that the best defense

is a good offensive, so...

if you struggle with foot odor
like I used to--

Oh boy, don't I know it.

Yeah, attack it
with Dr. Scholl's

Odor-X odor-fighting
foot powder.

It's great.
Ask for it by name.

-(bell dings)
-All right, do it to it. Now...

I'm very excited to have this
guy in studio with us.

-Cindy: Yes.
-First time he's joined us.

-He's a comedian, but he's
a Christian comedian. -Cindy: Oh!

Yeah, can you think
about that?

-That's like
a Christian stripper. -(laughter)

-Well, you know, it--
-Let's welcome Pete Holmes. Pete.

Thank you. Thank you.

You gotta help me out.
I can't wrap my head around

-Christian comedian.
What's going on with that? -Pete: Oh, you know, it's, uh--

-I'm here for
the Good Faith Variety Tour. -Lester: Mm-hmm.

Uh, we have ventriloquists,
we have musicians.

-It's a great, great show.
-Lester: Cool, cool.

We have a game we like
to play where we figure out your porno name.

Cindy:
Ooh, yeah, he's gonna be really good at this, Lester.

Uh, I don't know
if I want to--

It's really easy.
The ground rules are as follows.

All we need is the name
of the street you grew up on

and the nickname
you have for your junk.

And you put that together,
that's your porno name.

-Pete: I don't know...
-Cindy: This is good.

You're gonna like this.
I'm Oak Thundernuggins.

Yeah, and I'm Pleasant Clambake.

I mean, I don't really...

Bloomfield...

Testes.

-Lester (on radio):
That works. I like that. -Oh Lord.

-Can I say testes on the radio?
-You did, it's great.

Tell us more
about your show.

Pete:
Well, uh, yeah.

-There's singing, there's music.
-Okay, but what about praying?

This is what I've always
wanted to know. Do you pray?

Yeah, I pray.

Cindy:
But what about, like during the show?

Nobody prays during the show.

No, there's no prayer
in the show.

It's just a show,
it's a regular show.

But, you know, I pray
before the show.

-Did you pray
before this show? -I did.

-How's that working?
-(laughing) Yeah.

-I hope it's going okay.
-(laughter)

I-- I mean, I pray before
the show because I'm grateful.

I'm really grateful that I feel
like I found my new family,

and to be part of a tour
that's, uh, bigger--

-bigger than myself, and...
-Cindy: Yeah.

...and to be
in the joy business.

And when I'm on stage,
I really feel God working through me,

and that's a really
exciting feeling.

-Something that I'm
very passionate about. -That's my boy.

-Lester: Well,
Hallelujah? Hallelujah! -Cindy: Hallelujah, yeah.

Hey, I'm getting a note here.
Our other guest is here.

-You wanna bring her in?
-Oh, yeah!

-Yeah, maybe she can help
make sense of all of this. -Oh, please.

So, she's a regular.
Whenever she's in town,

she loves to come by
and we love to have her.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Jessica Kirson is here.

-She's here now--
-Here she is.

-Here she is. Look at her.
-I know you.

Hey! Whoa! I know you!
How are you?

-How you doing?
-Nice to see you.

Oh, really?
You two know each other?

Yeah, we're comics
from New York, so we all know each other.

-Cindy: Oh, no kidding?
-Plus, we go to the same lesbian hair stylist.

(laughs)
It's true.

Nice to have you here.
I love that you stop by

every time you
come through town. How are you doing?

-Oh, I'm exhausted
right now. -Lester: Sure.

But I'm very grateful
that you had me on,

and hopefully, like,
two more people

will come to my show
because of it.

-Let's shoot for three.
Big time. -(laughing) Let's do it.

You're always full
of jokes, Lester.

(laughing):
I hate that hat.

(laughs)
You've always hated my hat.

It's horrible. I mean,
it really, it looks like,

like an old bra of mine
from the '70s.

-It's like a dog toy.
-Is it too early for you to do a character?

Oh, she's gotta do one.
Jessica, you're so good.

-Really? I mean, I don't--
-Cindy: Yes! We love them!

Okay, I mean...

Could you do
the annoying white girl? It's my favorite.

(high-pitched, nasally voice):
No, it's not too early.

I'll do it anytime, because
if it's gonna sell tickets, I'll really do it,

because I just want
people to show up that are gonna buy tickets.

Like, seriously,
that's all I care about is that people buy tickets.

(babbling)

-(whining)
-(laughing)

Oh, I wish we could go on,
but we gotta go to break.

I wanna thank you guys
for showing up.

Jessica Kirson tonight
at Theater 99,

downtown Charleston.
Tickets still available?

-Yes!
-And Pete Holmes... of the Good Faith Variety Show,

this afternoon at 6 p.m.

That's at the United
Fellowship Church. Check it out.

We gotta go to break,
we'll be back. Thank you, guys!

-We're back after this.
-Thank you!

Guys, that was great.
Really funny stuff. Thank you so much.

Hey, do you want to go
get something to eat?

I would love to.

(blues music playing)

-You want hot sauce?
-No, thank you.

Fucking good. Wow.

Yeah, it really is.

So, Christian show?

-Okay, listen, it's like--
-I'm not judging you at all.

It's just,
the last time I saw you,

you were with a tall blonde,
schlepping around a huge bag of dildos.

-Yeah, I'm, you know,
branching out. -Oh.

Some nights,
I'm dildo Santa Claus,

other nights,
I do, you know, Christian shows.

I have no problem
with dildos or blondes.

I just didn't know you
were religious like that.

I'm-- I'm not. I...

I mean, I...

That's how
I was raised, and...

It's so nice.

It's so nice.
You should see.

We have a tour bus,
we get our own bunks.

I play big theaters now
with fans and...

-Awesome.
-...sign autographs.

Everybody's friendly.

And the money, I mean...

Listen, you don't have
to sell me.

I totally get it,
but now I'm dying to know

how much money?

It's a thousand dollars a show.

I would sell my soul
to Jesus for that.

-He doesn't buy souls.
-(laughs)

-The devil--
-I don't know him at all.

It's either fiddle contests
or cash with the devil.

-Got it.
-But Jesus, it's just a handshake agreement.

He just says,
"Welcome aboard," and then you're good.

-Okay.
-I don't know, I thought you would think I'm a sellout.

I kind of feel
like a-- Am I?

No, I don't--
I would never think that.

You're a fucking entertainer.

If you're making money,
good money, then you should do it.

That's such a relief.
When you walked into the radio station,

I felt like
I was getting busted by the cool kids.

I thought you
were gonna report back to The Cellar

what a fucking phoney--

No, I am the last person
that would ever judge you for that.

I was just in Israel.

I did shows
for ultra-Orthodox people,

and, I mean,
do you think I told them

that I'm a lesbian
or that, you know,

I have a kid
or that I'm not religious?

No, I just keep it to myself
and I make the money.

I'm a business person.

You don't feel
like a sellout?

No. I don't do anything
that will keep me up at night.

Everyone needs to just decide
what line they won't cross,

and you need to decide
that for yourself.

I don't know.
I'm overthinking it.

I think you are, too.

Listen, you're making
50 dollars a minute.

I mean, who gives a shit
what anyone thinks?

(chuckling)
Yeah.

Why don't you complain
to the line cook,

and let him fucking
fry your hand?

(laughing)

You're paying for this.

Oh, thank you.
Everything was incredible.

Jesus has this one covered.

? It's smooth ?

Oh my God!

-Look!
-(laughing)

Look at all
these tchotchkes.

What? A bunch
of tchotchkes?

-Can I ask you something?
-Sure.

-What?
-(snickering)

-It's a lesbian question.
-Of course it is.

I love when straight, white men
use me as Dyke Google.

I'm just curious.
It's like, do lesbians care about...

-tightness?
-(laughs)

Do you sit around and go,
"I went on a date.

Oh, she was so--
she was so tight?"

No!

No, I mean, we're--

I feel like men are
so obsessed with the grip.

I-- I could care less.

In fact, the more
open and wide it is,

the more I just put in there,
you know, like a toe or a foot.

-Pete: Oh my God.
-Jessica: My cat.

-Oh, God.
-Just shove everything in.

-Pete: Yeah. The remote.
-Yeah. (laughing)

I know this is weird to say,
but that horse has a great ass.

-He does a lot of cardio.
-(laughing)

This is me coming up.

This was fun,
really fun.

I... obviously didn't expect
to run into anyone I knew, so...

It was great for me.
Thank you.

I would've sat
in my hotel room all day and night.

Me, too.
Just waiting for the show.

Yeah.

-I will see
you around. -Yes.

Hey. With your thing,

do what you want on stage,
just make sure

that you're not funnier
offstage than you are onstage.

Thanks.

-Bye, Jessie.
-Bye.

(bluegrass music playing)

(phone vibrating)

(music ends)

-Sounds really good.
-Thanks, Pete.

Hey, so you guys
got my e-mail about the schedule change, right?

-Yeah, thanks.
-Great.

Hi.

How was breakfast?

It was wonderful.
You should've come.

Oh, well, your friend is
a little too...

New York-y for my taste.

-Yeah, um...
-But interesting.

Yeah, she's-- she's
from New Jersey, I think.

But, yeah.

Knock 'em dead.

Pete:
I love the Bible.

I love the Bible, I really do.

And my whole life, people have
been debating whether or not

the Bible is a story
or if it's literally true.

And I always said
the same thing, I'm like, what's the difference?

I mean this.
What's the difference?

If that book takes you
to that place

of grace and peace and love

and thinking of something
bigger than yourself,

who cares?

Just get there, baby.
Just get there, who cares?

I don't care.
I don't want to debate.

-(applause)
-Right?

But...

I will say

that there are some
things in the Bible

that I hope aren't
literally true.

(laughter)

I hope some parts are myths.

I think you know what parts
I'm talking about.

Uh, Abraham and Isaac.

Genesis 22.

I think you know the story.

God tells Abraham
to kill his son.

Abraham-- look it up--

-goes, "Okay!"
-(laughter)

So he wakes up Isaac.
"Where are we going?" "Who cares? It doesn't matter."

Two men are gonna go in,
one comes back.

"Daddy doesn't need to tell
you the details, honey.

This is the end."

Wakes up Isaac, takes him
to a mountain so God can see.

He's like a voyeur,
like a snuff film.

(laughter)

God wants to see Abraham do it,

and then he's gonna kill him
and then he doesn't.

I hope that is not
literally true.

If that's just a story
that they tell us

so that we know, oh,
you're supposed to give up everything for God,

no matter what, no matter
how attached you are to it, that's beautiful.

Otherwise,

that's just a story
about an old man

who hears voices that
tell him to kill his son.

(laughter)

And he was gonna do it!

He was going to do it.

He had the knife up in the air,

and he heard
another voice, thank God.

What would he have done
if he hadn't heard the voice?

It just would've been...
(sputtering)

Do you love me now?

(laughter)

(screaming)

(laughter)

-That's nuts.
-(applause)

Here's another Bible story.

King David in the Bible
met a woman,

he wanted to marry her,
and the father of that woman

said, "You can marry
my daughter,

but first..."
This is real--

you have to bring me
a hundred foreskins."

-Man: What?!
-(laughter)

That's the correct
response, sir.

Everyone who didn't go,
"What?!" is wrong.

"What?!" is the--

When I read it, I went,
"What?!" that's--

"A hundred foreskins
for my daughter."

Look this up, it's true.

David goes,
"I'll make it 200 hundred."

(audience groans, laughs)

Pardon the expression,
but he was cocky.

(laughter)

He found 200 dudes he hated,

he killed them, and snip-snip.

Put it in a box,
brought it back to the dad,

and the dad was like,
"Oh, good!

You did what I asked."
And then he had to count.

He had to make sure
there was 200.

He was like, "Uh, one...

uh, two...

uh, three...

uh, fo-- Oh, nice try.
That's an eyelid."

(laughter and applause)

Thank you guys so much.

I really mean that.
This is so much fun.

Good night!

(cheers and applause)

Great show, guys.

Pete.

You know I have
to fire you, right?

Yeah, I figured.

You know why we call this
the Good Faith Variety Tour?

Because people buy
their tickets in good faith,

and you pissed all over that.

You said "pissed."

Hilarious.

-John.
-What's up, man?

Uh, I'm off the tour.

(sighs)
I mean, I'm not surprised.

I mean, that stabbing noise
was messed up.

I don't know, man. I just
don't know if I can grow here.

I need to be
in the open fields,

running and talking
about asses.

-(laughing)
-I-- It's just a little suffocating here right now.

I think you're
so good at it.

Nah, I mean--

to each his own, you know?

I guess God has a different plan
for all of us, man, you know?

Maybe it wasn't in his plan
for you to make $1,000 a night.

(laughing)

It's like, okay,
thank you for that.

Yeah.

Oh, that's salt
in the wound? Thank you.

-Look me up, man.
This was fun. -All right.

-I'm gonna miss you.
-I'll miss you, too, man.

Bye.

Oh, Pete.
Good luck with Kat, man.

Thanks, man.

See ya.

(guitar strumming)

Johnny Cash:
? Some glad morning when this life is over ?

? I'll fly away ?

? To that home
on God's celestial shore ?

? I'll fly away ?

? I'll fly away, oh glory ?

? I'll fly away ?

? When I die,
Hallelujah by and by ?

? I'll fly away ?

Why do you look like
a realtor on a bench ad?

I have some properties
I'd like to show you.

(laughing)

She said I was ghosting her,
so I agreed to sit down.

Were you ghosting her?

No, I don't-- I didn't,
you know, reply to her.

That's the definition
of ghosting.

I'm not good with
confrontation, okay, but she...

insisted.

(exhaling):
Fucking hell.

Well, you're gonna have
to have some kind

of official break-up
conversation.

Are you gonna sit
her down and do it?

-No, we broke up.
-Okay.

We know we broke up.

She just wants
an exit interview.

(laughs)
Is that what you're calling it? An exit interview?

-She called it that.
-That's what they do at Applebee's

when you get fired and you
wanna sit down with the manager

-and go over what happened.
-That's what we're doing.

We're reviewing my performance
in a relationship. It's not--

You know what?
That is a good tag.

So I'll use that, and that
was a great tag, so...

-Thank you.
-I'm gonna Venmo you for that,

because that was--
that's gonna be hilarious.

-Hi.
-Hi.

I'm sorry I-- on the phone,
I haven't been the best at, um--

Yeah, I know you're scared.
I get it.

Listen, we're both adults,

so we can talk
about what happened

and then we can
both move on.

But we should be real
about this, and we'll clean it up, and...

-be adults.
-Absolutely.

Why do you think
we shouldn't be together?

You literal-- that--
you want me to lay it out?

Yeah, 'cause I know
what happened.

I know exactly what happened,
but I want to hear

what you think happened.

I just-- I just think...

you're so advanced

and complex and intelligent

and sharp, and I'm just--

I'm like an embryo
compared to you.

It's, it's, it's--
you're out of my league.

I'm in over my head.

And you deserve to be
with someone who loves you

for who you are
who can handle that.

I was overwhelmed.

That is such bullshit.

That is such a cop-out.

You are just lying through
your fucking teeth,

and I want you
to tell me the truth

and tell me what really
is going on here.

I don't see what
the point of, you know,

dredging any negative
experience up. I'm--

No, breaking up with somebody

and then just not talking
to them and avoiding them is super weak.

That's a lame
fucking move and it's weak.

You're weak, Pete.

Kitty, I'm not,
you know, I'm not--

I'm sorry I'm not the person
that has sex in dressing rooms

and then fucks loud enough
for my mother to hear.

It's not-- those
aren't my moves.

Okay, stop it. Stop.

You keep on talking
about this like

you're some little
innocent choir boy

and all these things
just happened to you

and you were at the mercy
of this fucking trollop

who forced you
into doing crazy shit.

Because I'm a wild one,
and I buy dildos,

and I'm really shaking
things up for you.

But you were
a part of it, Pete.

You were a part
of every single part of this relationship.

You were behind everything,

and you were behind me
when you were fucking me in a dressing room.

-I...
-So why did you do it?

Was it for the jokes?
Was it for the sex?

What, you needed someone
to cheer you on in your career?

-No!
-You used me.

And the second you missed
your ex-girlfriend,

you got a little bored with me

and you started
to think, I want out.

You know what?

In ten years, you're gonna
regret this so much,

and I'm gonna realize
that I dodged a fucking bullet.

? ?

Ugh, how'd it go?

Not good.

What the fuck just happened?

It-- that was, uh,
that was my girlfriend.

-(laughing)
-Oh my gosh! Oh, Petey!

Never in a million years did I
think that was your girlfriend.

Are you a comic?

-Yeah.
-Hi, Amy.

-Hi, I'm a big fan.
-Nice to meet you.

Amy: It didn't visually
make sense to me.

If, you know,
if we're gonna be shallow about it.

She was like an eleven.

She was wildly hot.
The fact that you were gently dumping her

-is infuriating.
-Whoa, he dumped her?

Yes, he was softly
letting her go.

You're lucky she let you
flop around on top of her.

Why did you break up
with that beautiful, hip-looking girl?

Was she trying to make
you cut your hair...

into an attractive style?

-(laughing)
-You grew up without sisters, that's the thing.

-He does seem like that.
-He needed sisters.

He does seem like the guy
who has to leave a date

'cause he twisted a testicle.

Oh yeah, like he needs
to go home and address it.

I wish I could
break up with you.

(laughter)

I'm jealous of that girl.

Not just 'cause, like,
she's so thin and beautiful,

but I hope she has
a great life.

And I think you know
you'll die alone.

(laughing)

Amy:
I'm so sorry, why are we talking to him?

Brady Kids:
? Gonna find a rainbow ?

? Find a rainbow ?

? Find a rainbow ?

? In the sky ?

Jan Brady:
? Now ?

? I know what to do ?

? Yeah ?

? When I start feeling blue ?

? All I've got to do
is close my eyes ?

? And I can find
my rainbow in the sky ?

Brady Kids:
? Gonna find a rainbow ?

? Find a rainbow ?

? Find a rainbow ?

? In the sky ?

? Gonna find a rainbow ?

? Find a rainbow ?

Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0