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Um, hello?
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Hi. Is somebody there?
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Is this, uh... ?
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Oh. Can you repeat that?
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I can't understand what you're saying.
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Okay, great.
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Um, I've been told that you have,
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uh, a room with a heart-shaped tub.
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A tub that is, uh, shaped like a heart.
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No reservations.
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Cash in hour.
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Oh, okay.
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Um... listen, we would only need it
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for about three hours.
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Cleaning now. Now clean.
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Someone clean room.
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Okay, good. Good.
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Clean is good. I love clean.
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I pay now?
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Wait 40 minutes.
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You pay. 40 minutes.
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I have to wait 40... ?
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Can I reserve it?
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Ugh.
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Ugh!
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I don't know about this, dude.
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You never, ever support me.
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I do support you.
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I'm in the middle of East L.A.
renting you a sex motel room.
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You could get pregnant
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from bumping into the
furniture in this hotel.
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Sorry, Mom. Not all of us knew
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we wanted to be actors
at age nine or whatever.
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Honey, I support you. Okay?
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I support your vision.
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What is your vision, by the way?
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We need to shoot here.
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This is the original motel from the '40s
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with, like, the first heart-shaped tubs
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and, like, the decay and-and all that.
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Mm-hmm.
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Never mind. You wouldn't get it.
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Of course I get it. I
was young once, too.
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I used to do shit like
this all the time.
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One time, my friends and I...
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I support you. I do.
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You're really following through.
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Good for you.
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I can't wait to see the pictures.
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Thanks, Mom.
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You can go now.
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Oh, no way.
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I ain't leaving you here alone. Nope.
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We will wait.
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I love the cleaning.
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Keep on cleaning.
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Wax on, wax off.
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Okay.
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Whoa!
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Ha-ha! Smells like my 20s.
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Really?
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Yes.
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- Oh, it's great.
- Okay, please try
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not to touch any surface of this room
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with your bare skin.
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Okay, Mom. Thanks.
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You can go now.
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Okay.
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- Sam, hi!
- Hi.
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- Hi, baby.
- Dude, this place...
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- C'est magnifique.
- You look beautiful.
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Sam, bonjour.
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- Bonjour. Ça va?
- Ça va très bien.
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This is, like, super professional...
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set up, nice, cool.
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Oh.
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Is that what you're gonna wear?
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Hmm. Okay.
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- Well, yeah.
- Okay, Mom. We're good.
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We only have three hours.
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So, you like the part where I drive you
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and I pay for the things, hmm?
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- Ollivier can drive me back.
- I'll-I'll make sure
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your daughter gets home
safely, Sam, okay?
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And thank you so much for
everything that you've done.
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For the film, for the lens,
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for creating such a talented daughter.
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C'est vraiment joli.
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Cute.
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So sweet. Oh.
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Oh, okay.
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Changing right there. Paisley.
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Okay, so,
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you have to lock this door
and let no people in.
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No person. Nobody.
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- Bien sûr, belle-mère. No problem.
- Okay?
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- I got it.
- Okay.
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And, uh, I got...
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Here's your water,
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and here is some Purell,
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and there's healthy snacks in here,
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but don't take them out and put them
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on the surface of the bureau, okay?
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So, just, um, barricade this door.
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- Yes.
- I mean barricade it.
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Like, put that in front of it, okay?
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'Cause if anybody walks
in here and sees this,
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I could get arrested. What's happening?
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I feel like I'm in trouble.
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You working?
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What?
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You working?
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Am I working?
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No...
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Oh, yeah. Am I working?
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No.
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Okay.
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Hang on. Can I ask you something?
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Yeah.
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What's the going rate
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for someone like me?
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Depends.
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On what?
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It's a buyer's market.
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So... 15 minutes.
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What's a good offer?
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The top ain't bad, but
how's your caboose?
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It's-it's a nice caboose.
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It's tight and high.
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Let me see.
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35.
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35?
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I was thinking 40,
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but the hand brace took it down.
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Oh.
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Mm. Okay.
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- See you around.
- Have a nice day.
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I love that fucking car.
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Blue, purple and rainbow confetti.
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Yellow, green, pink.
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Fat carrot.
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Eggs with mustache.
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Eggs as basketballs, baseballs.
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Baby chicken being born in a pot of tea.
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Straw coming out of his head.
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Can I get five gold star balloons
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and the letter K? Do
you have the letter K?
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- And H and J.
- The letters H and J.
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Mylar or latex?
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- Mylar.
- Mylar.
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- We're out of Mylar.
- They're out of Mylar.
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You can't be serious.
They're out of Mylar?
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- Out of Mylar.
- Oh, my God. That's ridiculous.
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Fine. I'll just do latex.
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Can you tell me...
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is there a way to drive
with balloons? Like,
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is there, like, a protocol
for blown-up balloons
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for, like, visibility?
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Well, that's up to you
and how you drive.
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You know what I'm saying?
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That's so cute.
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Can you turn your head a
little bit more to the right?
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That's awesome.
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Can you just face that
down a little, please?
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Of course.
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- Oh, that looks awesome.
- Right?
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- Good night.
- Night.
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- Hey.
- Oh, hi.
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Whoa! Thank you.
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Oh. Really?
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Real-oh?
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Huh.
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Thank you for helping us with the shoot,
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belle mère. Bisou.
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Ollivier.
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Hashtag he fucked her.
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- Bape up.
- Hmm.
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- Time to bape up.
- Hmm?
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Don't you want to come and see what
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the Easter Bunny left you?
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Good morning. Good morning.
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The Easter Bunny came.
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- What do you think about that?
- Oh, my God.
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Mom, must we with the charade?
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Yes, we must!
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We must! Good morning!
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How are you? Guess what?
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Candy. Candy for breakfast.
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Peter Cottontail is
downstairs. Let's go!
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Thank you, Mom.
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Phil!
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I didn't find my name on a basket.
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You don't get a basket. You're Jewish.
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Darling, you better hurry.
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It's a brunch, you know,
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and the food always goes
cold if you're late.
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Oh, I'm not going, but I
made a nice cake for you
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- to bring to Walter.
- You certainly are going.
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I'm not going on my own.
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You are.
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- Yes!
- What?!
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Ooh, candy!
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You said you were coming with me.
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I never said that. I was never going.
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Then I'll take Duke.
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Duke wants to stay home
with me. Don't you, honey?
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There are gonna be games,
and an Easter egg hunt
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and all sorts of things.
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- I'll go.
- Hmm?
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Is it okay, Mom?
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Not that you asked,
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but I think this whole
holiday is offensive.
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Like, it's-it's basically
marking the fertility of women.
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Like, the beginning of breeding season.
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But we like the candy.
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Duke, grab your basket, go
upstairs and get dressed.
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You're going with Nan to her
married boyfriend's house.
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Okay.
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Mm, come on. Let's go upstairs.
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His wife is 82,
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and she has advanced Alzheimer's
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and sits in a chair all day long.
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But doesn't it feel
disrespectful to her?
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I mean, how do you think that she feels?
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Oh, Pipsqueak, if you haven't
worked this out by now,
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life gets very complicated.
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When you're young and someone's married,
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it's an automatic no.
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But as you get older,
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you see that... sometimes
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some people find
themselves in situations
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that are untenable.
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And yet they can't leave a marriage.
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There's insurance and children
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and illness, property.
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There's a million reasons
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why they stay together
when they shouldn't.
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So the question doesn't become
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"Are you married"
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but "How married are you?"
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Hmm.
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And to answer your question,
"How does his wife feel?"
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I think she sits in a chair
and drools all day long.
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That's what I think.
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That cake is adorable, by the way.
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Put it in the tin.
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Ta-ra.
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Oh, look who's here.
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Happy, happy.
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- I brought you a cake.
- Ah.
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Old family recipe.
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Thank you, sweetheart.
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Mmm.
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My... My sister Delia.
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- This is my friend Phyllis.
- Hello.
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Uh, Duke, uh,
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you go downstairs with the kids, 'cause
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they're hiding the Easter eggs out back.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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So, you're the British lady
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this guy can't stop squawking about.
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I'm Jeremy,
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blessed with the best
genes of all the bunch.
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And such a humble man at that.
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Get out of here.
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This is so pretty.
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May the 57th annual
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Stanton Family Easter Egg Hunt...
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begin!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Oh.
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Oh...
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There's more over there.
276
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Okay. Found one.
277
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Aah!
278
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Ow.
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- Ah, is it bleeding?
- It's just a little scratch.
280
00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,429
Get back in there. Eye on the prize.
281
00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:36,399
Are you sure she didn't cut her cornea?
282
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Are you seeing blurry, honey?
283
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- Hmm.
- No, she's just fine.
284
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Tough as nails.
285
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There we are.
286
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I've got some Neosporin in the house.
287
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:46,940
Let me fix you up, sweetie.
288
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Come on, sweetie.
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Let me fill up your basket, dear.
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- Oh.
- Go on.
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Come on out.
292
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You got wet?
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... the wrapped ones.
294
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No. Those are the...
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Ah.
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You know Theresa.
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You know...
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when your mother got
pregnant with your sister,
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I told her she had to get married
300
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to your father right away, but
she didn't want to do that.
301
00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:02,729
So I told her she had to get
an abortion right away.
302
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She didn't want to do that, either.
303
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She never really loved your father.
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I suppose that's why
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the marriage was doomed from the outset.
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These are things you should
know, my little angel.
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Hey, little big man.
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Hi, Uncle Marion!
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Time to go, Phil.
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What are you doing here?
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You called me to pick you up?
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Hmm? Let's go.
313
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Well, I haven't finished my drink.
314
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Ah, that means we can
be here ten more days.
315
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Come on.
316
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Why such a rush?
317
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It's not as if you have anywhere to be.
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- Careful.
- It's the truth.
319
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You have no place to be. You
never have any place to be.
320
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That's enough.
321
00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:56,499
You've been play-acting some busy-busy
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since you crashed into California.
323
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One second.
324
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You cannot speak to me that way.
325
00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:08,959
I can speak to you any way I like.
326
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You apologize. Now.
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Little Lord Fauntleroy.
328
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:15,569
I mean it, Phil. Say you're sorry.
329
00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:18,100
Well, I do feel sorry.
330
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- Do you?
- I feel sorry
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that you are as insecure as your father.
332
00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:23,119
But at least he had
333
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- a sense of humor.
- No more. This is it.
334
00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:28,169
Red line drawn. I demand
a statement of remorse.
335
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A what?
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A statement of remorse!
337
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For what?
338
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For everything. For e...
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everything!
340
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Pull yourself together.
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Making a scene.
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I want a statement of remorse, Phil.
343
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For the last 53 years of my life
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with you.
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And I'm not leaving here until I get it.
346
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Oh, the dramatics.
347
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The neglected Marion.
348
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No one's even asked me
why I'm still out here.
349
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,839
Darling, no one needs to ask.
350
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,079
We all know that little toad of a wife
351
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kicked you to the curb months ago,
352
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but we've been too polite to mention it.
353
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Come on.
354
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,360
Let's get away from Satan.
355
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Hey.
356
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Piece of pie?
357
00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:16,260
Something sweet for my sweet? Hmm?
358
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I think I'll just go
359
00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:20,899
- and freshen up for a moment.
- Hmm? Hmm? No. No, no.
360
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:23,519
No, sit. Sit down. Sit.
361
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:28,159
Family is complicated.
362
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,619
It always has been.
363
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:35,469
But when you round out
enough of these holidays,
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focus on the good.
365
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Life is too short.
366
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I'm glad you came today.
367
00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,939
Thank you, dear.
368
00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:48,960
Okay.
369
00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:02,399
Is it true that my mom
didn't want to marry my dad?
370
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:06,030
I'm not gonna even ask
where you heard that from.
371
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,700
My mom didn't love my dad?
372
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,159
Look, kid, I'm gonna tell you something
373
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your mother never will or has to.
374
00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:29,949
Your father's an asshole.
375
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,399
And it's important that you...
376
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are respectful and find love
in your heart for your father.
377
00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:39,659
But I'm telling you, kid,
378
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:43,119
he is a yoiner and a putz
and a complete schmuck.
379
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:46,659
Unfortunately, we don't get
to choose our parents.
380
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:49,779
Just have to play the hand we're dealt.
381
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:52,199
And the sooner you see
your father for who he is,
382
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,740
the sooner you can move on in life.
383
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,669
And, look...
384
00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:02,289
just because your father is a loser,
385
00:19:02,290 --> 00:19:04,619
that does not rub off on you.
386
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:05,779
Okay?
387
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:07,559
It's not genetic. It's not.
388
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,859
You're different, okay?
389
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:12,219
And not weird-different. Cool.
390
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,380
Cool-different.
391
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,149
All right, and I've got
some other good news.
392
00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:20,559
Your mother may be the greatest
mother in-in the world.
393
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,679
She's crazy
394
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,299
and a complete pain in the ass
395
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:27,979
and annoying,
396
00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:29,679
but she loves you
397
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,699
and she would do anything for you.
398
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:34,079
And the most important
thing in the world...
399
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,439
the most important thing...
400
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,249
is that she's there.
401
00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,379
You wake up, she's there.
402
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,009
You go to sleep, she's there.
403
00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:43,419
You need her, she's there.
404
00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:45,540
You don't need her, she's there.
405
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:50,319
Even when she isn't there...
406
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,880
she's there.
407
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,819
She'll always be there,
408
00:19:56,820 --> 00:20:00,420
and that is all that matters.
409
00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:05,759
Okay, what's my favorite ice cream?
410
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,309
- Mint chip.
- That's true.
411
00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:09,540
Let's go get some.
412
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:45,219
Well, you must be Esther.
413
00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:46,879
Lovely to meet you.
414
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,890
I've heard so much about you.
415
00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:53,359
I'm Phil.
416
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,259
I don't know if Walter's
told you about me,
417
00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:57,959
but he's my friend.
418
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,739
My special friend.
419
00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:03,540
He thinks the world of you.
420
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:21,660
You have such pretty hair.
421
00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:29,369
I was born behind the veil.
422
00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:31,979
A caulbearer, they call it.
423
00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:34,419
The amniotic sac was still
attached to my head
424
00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:36,190
during birth. Very rare.
425
00:21:37,140 --> 00:21:39,490
Sign of good luck.
426
00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:43,079
It's supposed to protect
me from drowning,
427
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,299
provide good fortune at court,
428
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:47,459
and grant safety on the battlefield.
429
00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:50,879
And I can also feel ghosts and spirits
430
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,200
due to the caul.
431
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:59,770
So, you see, I've always felt lucky.
432
00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:01,440
You're lucky, too.
433
00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:03,719
I lost my husband years ago.
434
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,399
So it's just me now.
435
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,179
And I do okay.
436
00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:09,039
Knock wood.
437
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,579
Oh.
438
00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:13,979
♪ Never saw you look ♪
439
00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:18,199
♪ Quite so pretty before ♪
440
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,770
♪ Never saw you dress ♪
441
00:22:20,780 --> 00:22:22,119
♪ Quite so handsome ♪
442
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:25,269
♪ What's more ♪
443
00:22:25,270 --> 00:22:27,539
♪ I could hardly wait ♪
444
00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:29,549
♪ To keep our date ♪
445
00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:33,419
♪ This lovely Easter morning ♪
446
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,819
♪ And my heart beat fast ♪
447
00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:37,699
♪ As I came ♪
448
00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:40,819
♪ Through the door ♪
449
00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:44,110
♪ For... ♪
450
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:47,839
♪ In your Easter bonnet ♪
451
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:52,279
♪ With all the frills upon it ♪
452
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:56,439
♪ You'll be the grandest feller ♪
453
00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:00,739
♪ In the Easter parade ♪
454
00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:05,079
♪ I'll be all in clover ♪
455
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:08,819
♪ And when they look us over ♪
456
00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:13,479
♪ We'll be the proudest couple ♪
457
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,599
♪ In the Easter parade ♪
458
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:21,599
♪ On the avenue ♪
459
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,819
♪ Fifth Avenue... ♪
460
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♪ The photographers will snap us ♪
462
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:34,959
♪ And you'll find that
you're in the rotogravure ♪
463
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,929
♪ Oh, I could write a sonnet ♪
464
00:23:38,930 --> 00:23:43,279
♪ About your Easter bonnet ♪
465
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:47,559
♪ And of the guy I'm taking ♪
466
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:51,929
♪ To the Easter parade ♪
467
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:57,669
♪ On the avenue ♪
468
00:23:57,670 --> 00:24:01,929
♪ Fifth Avenue ♪
469
00:24:01,930 --> 00:24:03,100
♪ The photog... ♪
469
00:24:04,305 --> 00:24:10,357
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