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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,302 --> 00:00:14,264 [Ron] Now, the story of a wealthy family who lost everything 2 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:16,349 and the one son who had no choice 3 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,101 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:19,728 [theme music playing] 5 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:25,859 [Ron] It's Arrested Development. 6 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:31,156 - [autoharp playing "Edge of Seventeen"] - [cooing] 7 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:33,950 Just like the white-winged dove 8 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,327 Sings a song Sounds like she's singin' 9 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,956 Ooh, baby, ooh, say ooh 10 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,334 Oh! [gasps] Look who thinks they can wear white. 11 00:00:44,627 --> 00:00:45,962 You don't like this on me? 12 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,965 Well, frankly, it's hard to think about it 13 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:52,010 over the sound of... Was there a cat in here? 14 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:55,096 [Lindsay] That was my singing. That's my talent. 15 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,891 Oh. [chuckles] You'll be fine. 16 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:01,311 Most people close their eyes when they plug their ears. 17 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:02,353 [Lucille sips] 18 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,605 - It's not true. - [Gob] It is, Michael. 19 00:01:04,897 --> 00:01:07,525 - It's very impossible not to. - [suspenseful music plays] 20 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:11,571 Well, I can. This should be my talent. 21 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,657 The competition's in 40 seconds. You still have nothing? 22 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,410 I mean, I can see that you're talking, but I just... 23 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:18,870 I'm not a lip-reader. 24 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,498 [sighs] It'll be fine, honey. 25 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,917 Maybe it'll be better if you don't win this one. 26 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:25,877 And you wouldn't be losing much, 27 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,004 just a cruise with your grandmother. 28 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:36,387 Okay, I heard that. With Lindsay out of the competition 29 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:37,639 and Buster gone missing, 30 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:39,724 you're my only real competition, Michael. 31 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:43,311 - What do you mean, "gone missing"? - I... I told you. 32 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:47,941 My plan. I took Buster off his leash, and I brought him down to the beach. 33 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:49,234 Don't worry, I told him how to swim. 34 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,402 Hmm, my only thing is, I have to figure out how 35 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,738 to neutralize you, Michael. [seethes] 36 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:57,158 - [dramatic instrumental music playing] - Oh, my... Oh, my God! 37 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:02,288 That was a freebie. 38 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:03,998 [Stevie Nicks' "Edge of Seventeen" playing] 39 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:08,002 Just like the white-winged dove Sings a song 40 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,838 Sounds like she's singin' 41 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:12,006 Ooh, ooh 42 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,466 Ooh 43 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,928 [cooing] 44 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:18,721 ["Balls in the Air" playing] 45 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,182 How much can you do? 46 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:25,937 You lift and push and struggle 47 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:30,024 - When the foot's on the other shoe - [rings clanging] 48 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:33,903 Just grab ahold and juggle 49 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,781 All those balls in the air 50 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:40,493 - Ha! - How hard can it be? 51 00:02:40,618 --> 00:02:43,371 So hard you're getting dizzy Flip those balls 52 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:45,039 In the air 53 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:46,958 Keep those balls in the... 54 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:48,626 [music player clicks] 55 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:52,297 But where did the confetti come from? 56 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:56,718 From Michael's hat. Honestly, these are so easy. 57 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:59,554 - That's it. I'm done. Ow. - [dove coos] 58 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:00,763 [squawks] 59 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,895 [panting] Abra... 60 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:09,606 cadaver. 61 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:11,357 [chuckles] 62 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,985 What do you think? Can we chisel off the hat of this thing 63 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:15,737 without taking off the whole guy's head? 64 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:18,198 - [sighs] - Oh. Well, the competition's not over. 65 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,825 - We haven't even seen Lindsay. - [shoes clacking] 66 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:24,537 [Lindsay] And you never will. I want to save you the trouble 67 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:27,832 of having to close your eyes while plugging your ears. 68 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:29,417 So how's this for my talent? 69 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,544 [rhythmic clacking] 70 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:35,798 [dramatic instrumental music playing] 71 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:38,927 Honestly, I don't know 72 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,054 how Tap-Dancing Ghost doesn't take the whole thing. 73 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:43,014 Should we just throw a handkerchief over this? 74 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:45,642 Michael will do something impressive. Don't worry. 75 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,232 Buster went in the water. He tried to swim. He almost drowned. 76 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:53,399 Oh, my God! Do something! 77 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,360 - Save him! - [Mimi muttering, clapping] 78 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:57,612 No, no, no, this isn't... this isn't Michael's talent. 79 00:03:57,695 --> 00:03:59,113 This doesn't... This doesn't count! 80 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:00,865 Who took off his gentleman collar? 81 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:05,995 Oh, spirit of this dead bird, 82 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:08,539 fly into my dead brother! 83 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,458 [Michael exhales] 84 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:12,961 - [coughing] - [Lucille gasps] Oh! 85 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:14,587 - Oh! - [gasping] 86 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:17,089 [chuckles] I'm not too bad at this thing. 87 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:19,841 [George Sr.] Well, we all know who the hero is today. 88 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:22,387 We have our new Mr. and Mrs. Bluth. 89 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:26,266 [Lucille] Michael and Buster. [exhales] You're okay, honey. 90 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:29,602 Mommy's here. And as much juice as you want tonight. 91 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:32,897 Tonight, you get juice. [exhales] 92 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:35,149 [gulls crying] 93 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,653 [upbeat piano music playing] 94 00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:39,696 [door opens] 95 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,156 [Ron] It was the day of Buster's trial. 96 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,950 And while the Bluth family was 97 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:45,785 - feeling tense... - You okay? 98 00:04:45,868 --> 00:04:47,287 - Uh-uh. - ...they were hoping the same 99 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:50,498 - was not true for their attorney. - [Buster] Where is Dusty? 100 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,459 Oh, he wants to make an entrance. 101 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:57,046 I... I think he's gonna come in... nice and relaxed. 102 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,882 And thank you again for being a team player on that one. 103 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,593 Believe me, the guilt will fade. 104 00:05:03,177 --> 00:05:05,263 I mean, I've cheated on you a thousand times. 105 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:07,974 I mean, almost makes up for the permanent damage 106 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:09,517 you did to my endocrine system. 107 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:12,770 - [Dusty] Oh, God! God! - [Lucille] Uh-oh. 108 00:05:13,771 --> 00:05:15,189 - Easy. - Oh, man. 109 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:17,442 What a [bleep] day! 110 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:19,527 Sorry. Just... I heard my... 111 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,779 my dad's in the hospital. Just... 112 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:24,741 - [Lucille] No, don't worry about that. - I didn't need this today. 113 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:25,742 Don't worry about that. 114 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,869 You need to focus on your opening statement. 115 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:29,329 I go first? You said I was second. 116 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,663 I'm not ready! 117 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,290 - You are second. - [exhales] 118 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:36,377 All rise for the Honorable Judge Spencer Stanley presiding. 119 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:37,503 [upbeat music playing] 120 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:42,258 - [Stanley] Please be seated. - I cannot wait 121 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,344 to see her reaction when she sees him. 122 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,560 You cut your hair. 123 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,812 Eh. Yeah. 124 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:57,607 [whispering] Does she look rattled to you? 125 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:00,485 [Ron] And soon, Michael arrived, 126 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:03,112 just in time for the opening argument. 127 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:07,450 [Lottie] ...the defense will probably have you review a video, the one here, 128 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,496 where they'll claim that he had merely approached 129 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:13,331 and discovered a body on the stairs, 130 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:16,417 and then claim it miraculously disappeared. 131 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:17,794 It did. 132 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:20,129 And so, it would seem that it did. 133 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:25,051 Unless a closer look was made of the time code. 134 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:28,638 - [Buster mutters on video] - [Lottie] We'll learn that the gap 135 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:32,725 was the result of Buster trying to destroy the evidence. 136 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:36,646 And we'll also review footage of the same stair car 137 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,064 on a bluff over the ocean 138 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:41,192 and a man who appears to be Mr. Bluth 139 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:46,531 tossing what appears to be Ms. Austero into the surf. 140 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:48,574 - [Buster mutters on video] - [splash on video] 141 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,493 Let's remember why we're all here. 142 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,537 To honor the life 143 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,247 of the most charitable, 144 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:58,042 vibrant, balanced, beautiful woman named Lucille 145 00:06:58,126 --> 00:06:59,752 this town has ever known. 146 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,754 - [snorts] Burn. - [gavel bangs] 147 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:04,132 It's just that my mother's name is Lucille as well, 148 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:07,301 - so the... the burn was on her. - [Stanley] I'll allow the burn. 149 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,971 Mr. Radler, you may begin your opening argument 150 00:07:10,054 --> 00:07:11,806 - for the defense. - I... I know. 151 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:14,517 - [clears throat] - [Buster gasps] 152 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,978 - [Dusty] Oh! - [Ron] Things were off to a bad start. 153 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:18,896 - But on the plus side... - [Lottie] If you find that funny, 154 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,399 wait till you hear the defense's opening argument. 155 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,526 - [laughter] - ...Dusty got the laugh he'd hoped for 156 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,736 - at the start of his defense. - [Dusty groans] 157 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:29,157 Uh, I... I didn't know about the videotape. 158 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,491 [chuckling] So, I mean, what... 159 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:34,287 If you'll... [coughs] ...please... [voice cracks] I... [croaks] I'm... 160 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:36,998 Hmm. Yeah. [stammers] 161 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:39,917 You can just see he... he's throwing the body 162 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,128 right off the cliff, so everyone's like, "Uh..." 163 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:45,465 [chuckling] "I mean, what else could it be?" 164 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:49,260 I didn't even know you could use videotape. Um... 165 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:51,137 [Ron] But to the Bluths' surprise, 166 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:53,973 the DA didn't immediately call for a mistrial. 167 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:55,892 [Dusty] I'm feeling like people are judging me, 168 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:59,020 and it's just not making me feel that great. 169 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,064 I... I feel like I got, like, totally 170 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,816 - the hard part of this case. - [Lottie hushes] 171 00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:07,153 - [quietly] What the hell is going on? - [Ron] Although she did show 172 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:09,447 uncommon empathy to the opposing counsel. 173 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:11,491 [softly] You can do it. You're ready. 174 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,494 Everything go okay last night? 175 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:17,288 I think I made a terrible mistake. 176 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,998 [Ron] In fact, she had, 177 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:21,042 as, the night before, while believing 178 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:24,045 she was paying a carnal visit to Dusty... 179 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:25,838 [Lucille] Oh, it's so dark in here. 180 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:28,090 [filtered breathing] 181 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,593 [Lucille] Hello? [gasps] 182 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:33,971 - I can hear you breathing. - [steady beeping] 183 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:37,058 [Lucille chuckling] Oh, so you did know I was coming. 184 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:40,977 Good for you, getting a head start. 185 00:08:42,145 --> 00:08:44,190 - And speaking of that... - [bed squeaks] 186 00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:47,151 [Ron] But, had the lights been on, Lucille would have discovered 187 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,904 that the tubes and other�accoutrements weren't there 188 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:51,864 - for Dusty's erotic entertainment... - [flatlining] 189 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,367 - ...but were instead the implements - [gasps] 190 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:57,161 That kept Dusty's centenarian father alive. 191 00:08:57,245 --> 00:09:00,331 - So, Lottie is his ex? - [sighs] 192 00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:03,167 - Stepmom. - [Dusty] I really appreciate this, Lottie. 193 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:06,420 Please. I've known you since you were 30! 194 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:08,673 And you can call me "Mom." 195 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:10,716 Mom. 196 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:13,261 If... If the judge will allow it, 197 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:15,805 permission to hug the defense counsel. 198 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,936 Hell yeah. Let's get the hug on. 199 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:23,896 - [Dusty] Yeah! Yeah! - [Lottie laughing] 200 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,606 [gallery] Aw. 201 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,025 - [Lottie] Oh! My baby! [laughs] - [applause] 202 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:31,487 [Ron] It would've been a great ending for a feel-good movie, 203 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,448 but it was a horrible beginning for a gruesome murder trial. 204 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:36,617 What a [bleep] baby! [chuckles] 205 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,494 - Shut up, murderer! - [indistinct chatter] 206 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,246 [quietly] Well, he is. Clearly is. 207 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:41,956 [Ron] And during a break in both the trial 208 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:46,627 and the hug of the opposing attorneys, Lucille caught up with Dusty. 209 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:48,879 I was a little nervous. 210 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:52,842 For my first murder trial, though, my first anything trial, not bad, right? 211 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:54,802 That was humiliating. 212 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:57,221 I thought Lottie was your ex-wife. 213 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,516 Nah. I mean, she's a little old for me, don't you think? 214 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,435 She's, like... [exhales] ...your age. 215 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:07,023 Look, I'm sorry. Maybe I wasn't clear about our relationship. 216 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:10,109 Uh, are you super mad at me? 217 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:12,695 Oh, for God's sakes, stop talking like a child. 218 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,071 I mean, how old are you? 219 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:16,657 - Fifty-six and a half. - Jesus! 220 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,075 Pull yourself together. 221 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,285 Absolutely. 222 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:21,162 Not gonna let that ruin my recess. 223 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,792 There you are. Okay. Now, Mom, what in the hell was that? 224 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,461 I thought this was Dustin Radler, 225 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,296 the fierce trial attorney, 226 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:32,548 the only one who's ever beaten Lottie. 227 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,551 Well, as it turns out, the Dustin Radler I've been with... 228 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,636 is his son. 229 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:39,305 Oh, my God, he's a motherboy. 230 00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:41,515 There were... There were no hints before today? 231 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:44,268 [Lucille] Just that I only ever seem to create or attract them. 232 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:47,730 You got us into this mess. What are you gonna do? 233 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,524 All right. I made an awful choice, 234 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:53,944 but did I give you a hard time when you gave all our life rights 235 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,656 to Imagine Films to make some TV show? 236 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:59,992 - That was somewhat amiss of you. - [Michael] Yes, you did. 237 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:03,871 As it turns out, nothing came of that project, which I predicted. 238 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:05,831 Just like I predicted your bet 239 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:09,335 on the DA calling a mistrial wasn't exactly beating the odds. 240 00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:11,337 - She offered him gum. - [Lucille] Okay, I hired 241 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:14,924 a completely incompetent lawyer and put my son's life in the hands 242 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,843 of a moron, and I know what you want me to say, Michael. 243 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,638 Okay, I'll say it... My bad! 244 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,223 [Lucille sighs] 245 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:27,061 Wow. I don't think that I have heard you apologize since, um, 246 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,939 uh, since people used to use that phrase to apologize. 247 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,982 Okay, well, I think we may have to beg the judge 248 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,651 - to declare a mistrial. - [Lucille] No. 249 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:36,654 We have to do this now while they still don't have a body. 250 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:40,366 It's our best chance for acquittal. We'll work with what we have. 251 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:43,536 Maybe her maternal instincts will kick in, 252 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:46,038 and we'll benefit from her being his stepmother. 253 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:49,041 Yeah, I don't know about that. He's not a child, after all. 254 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,295 It occurs to me that he may not come back from recess 255 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,880 unless he hears a bell. I'll get him. 256 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,596 [Ron] As the trial was continuing, 257 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,391 Dusty was desperate for any kind of witness. 258 00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:07,643 - [Tobias] ...Guys and Dolls... - [Ron] Even one that came 259 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,603 - with a headshot. - I was more than interested 260 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,856 to try out to be one of the character witnesses 261 00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,524 in Buster's trial. 262 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:17,153 - Thank you for offering. - [Buster] That's very nice. 263 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,905 Oh, please. I know the Buster character better than anyone. 264 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:22,700 I could play Buster with one arm tied behind my back. 265 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:26,454 In fact, I've played Buster with two arms tied behind my back. 266 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,038 I was handcuffed. 267 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,125 Well, this is... [grunts] They're buying it! 268 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:34,503 - [chuckling] Now, that's a witness. - Um, we don't need you to play Buster 269 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,381 on the stand, more just talk about him as a person. 270 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,217 Oh. Well, 271 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,137 you don't think I'd be more appealing as the accused? 272 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:46,140 I mean, the Buster I played could never kill. 273 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,141 [Dusty] Yeah, it's... 274 00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:49,602 it's really not an acting job, man. I can't... 275 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,854 [Tobias] Yes, yes, just... don't push. I get it. 276 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:55,149 Just tell the story the way you told it to me earlier today. 277 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:57,777 Beginning with what you were doing the night of the murder. [gasps] 278 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,653 [grunts] Alleged murder. Alleged. 279 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:00,863 [Tobias] Yes, yes. 280 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,534 [takes deep breath] It was Cinco... de Cuatro! 281 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,120 [Dusty] No, no, no, I'm... I'm gonna stop you there. 282 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,580 - I still feel you're acting. - Really? 283 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:10,956 - A little. I do. - Huh. 284 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,918 [Tobias] So, just no script at all? Just v?rit?? Okay. 285 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,836 Well, uh, here it is with nothing. 286 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:19,298 I needed somebody to play a part in my... 287 00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:24,136 Fantastic...for legal purposes, I can't say the rest of it... musical, 288 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,555 and Buster happily filled in. 289 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,517 [Ron] Well, "happily" might have been an overstatement. 290 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,227 I've got a show to do in ten minutes, 291 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,854 and I haven't got a Thing to wear... this Thing suit. 292 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,731 I gotta find Lucille 2. I gotta give her pictures. 293 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,149 I don't know the songs. 294 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,151 You're a monster. You don't have to be any good. 295 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,403 - What? - [Tobias speaking indistinctly] 296 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:45,199 So, you're saying Buster was performing as the rock monster 297 00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:48,369 when the murder allegedly took place? Is that true, Buster? 298 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:51,539 That's what I told you. He asked me to that night. 299 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,290 And you'll confirm that on the stand? 300 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,042 I will. 301 00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:59,004 [in English accent] And perhaps I'll do it in an English accent! 302 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,508 [in normal voice] Nay, nay, I shan't. I shall stick to the script. 303 00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:06,053 Not script. Nope. V?rit?. I have taken the note...�v?rit?. 304 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,179 - Yes, yes. - Great. 305 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,056 Now, I do wish I could do this gratis, 306 00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:11,684 but I'm having a bit of a shelter crisis of late. 307 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,519 - I hate to play hardball... - [Dusty] I don't think 308 00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,312 that they pay witnesses. 309 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,815 Hmm... 310 00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:19,275 Uh, unrelated... 311 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,861 What happens to this room when you leave? 312 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,863 Yeah, I think they lock it up at night. 313 00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,490 Damn it. Damn it, damn it, damn it. 314 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:31,745 Damn it! 315 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:33,747 I just... 316 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:37,001 [sniffles, voice breaking] ...need somewhere to s... 317 00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:41,463 [sniffles] All right, well, gentlemen, thank you so much for your time. 318 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,300 And I will be seeing you. 319 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,385 [Ron] But back at the model home, 320 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:49,889 an unemployed Michael was doing his own courtroom preparation, 321 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,015 when he had a visit... 322 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,642 - Hey, Dad. - ...from the son who had unemployed him. 323 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,852 Hello, son. 324 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,479 - Figured you'd be up here. - Yeah. 325 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,649 Well, that's... father-son psychic connection. 326 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,444 The drop stairs were down, and you were yelling, "Where is it?" 327 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:04,486 Oh, that helps, too. 328 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,864 - Sure. - [Michael] Trying to find old law books. 329 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:10,159 Lottie Dottie Da did say that Dusty would give the guilty guys 330 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:11,535 a run for their money. 331 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,913 I think she was being sarcastic, but I am free now, 332 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,957 so I'm gonna try to help out in court, which is why I'm trying to find... 333 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,585 [George Michael] A copy of A Few Good Men? 334 00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:21,086 Look at that. How'd that get there? 335 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,381 [chuckles] Actually, I thought I'd find my maritime law diploma. 336 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,676 You know, as proof that I passed what they call the "wet bar." [chuckles] 337 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,929 You know, you may not have to get involved. 338 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,598 I mean, is this something maritime law even applies to here? 339 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,142 It should. He dumped her in the ocean. 340 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,519 - True. - [both] Allegedly. 341 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,521 - Obviously allegedly. - [George Michael] I'm worried this is 342 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,231 part of that thing that you always do. 343 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,026 You try to fix things, and you end up putting yourself in the middle of them. 344 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:47,613 - You have to be the hero. - Oh, well. I do not get in the middle. 345 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,950 You dated my girlfriend. You moved into my dorm room. 346 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,993 You make it sound like I'm always in your business. 347 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,578 - You bought my business. - [Michael] Well... 348 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,121 Which has been a huge headache. 349 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,166 Now I have to deliver this border wall to the Chinese. 350 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:00,209 These are great points. 351 00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:04,588 But what you don't know is there's a reason I had to announce that. 352 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,382 I know about the foot. 353 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,676 It's why I had to fire you, because by trying 354 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,552 to fix things, you just end up putting yourself 355 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,346 in the middle of a much bigger risk. 356 00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:14,682 'Cause if you think the Chinese are mad now, 357 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,809 wait until they find out that Fakeblock is not even... 358 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:20,896 perfect yet. 359 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,690 So I hear. 360 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,155 [block tapping] 361 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,953 I cannot even get past the logo, so you're close. 362 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,580 But I get it. You need time and money, 363 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,958 and I know I was against this originally, 364 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:44,003 but... maybe you can still sell it to Rebel. 365 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,629 No, I would never do that. 366 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,006 Thank God. [laughs] 367 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,467 Because she's just using you for the software. [laughs] 368 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,053 But I'm not getting in the middle. I'm just agreeing with you. 369 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,847 Don't even need to know your reasons. 370 00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:57,599 [clicks tongue] But why? Just out of curiosity. 371 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,601 Why can't you sell Fakeblock to Rebel? 372 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,396 And just... just consider it a... a question from an outsider. 373 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,023 [George Michael] Because she dumped me. 374 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,483 You're not just trying to please me by saying this? 375 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,944 [George Michael] And I wish I could give her the software 376 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:10,988 to get her back, but... 377 00:17:14,157 --> 00:17:15,284 it's... it's fake. 378 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,078 I knew it. I knew it. 379 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:19,954 She's not over me? 380 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,166 No, Fakeblock. [sighs] It's fake. 381 00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:28,005 There is no privacy software. I made the whole thing up. 382 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,133 Made it up? You told me a lie because you... 383 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:34,636 I lied to you because you seemed so proud of me, and then... 384 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,264 my lying just got me in deeper and deeper, 385 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:38,724 and then you bought the company, 386 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,851 and I had to fire you so you wouldn't get in trouble, 387 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:43,854 and now the whole family is in trouble, and I have no idea how to solve it. 388 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,731 [sighs] I'm sorry, Dad. 389 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:46,815 Are you mad? 390 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,901 Uh, no. 391 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,821 Uh-uh. I'm not... I'm not mad. I, uh... I get it. 392 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,031 You had your reasons. 393 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:59,828 Um, I... I do wish that I had not removed all of my privacy software 394 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,915 and replaced it with Fakeblock, but on the other hand, 395 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,292 it does explain why Pemender from Kuala Lumpur 396 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,752 keeps signing into my Linkedln. 397 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,921 [chuckles] 398 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,214 [both chuckle] 399 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,466 The Chinese are gonna kill us. 400 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,885 - I'll get us out of it. - Please don't. 401 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,180 [Ron] And back at the trial, without Tobias, 402 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,974 Dusty was without a witness for the night of the murder. 403 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,518 But Lottie had found one. 404 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,812 I call to the witness stand Gene Parmesan. 405 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,146 [man] Gene Parmesan. 406 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,148 Gene Parmesan? 407 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,692 Doesn't seem like he's here. 408 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,653 That's impossible. He's a private detective. 409 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:33,570 He'd never be late. 410 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,698 Well, has anyone checked under the... 411 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:39,493 new bailiff? 412 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,746 - Gene Parmesan. - [shrieks] Gene! 413 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,123 [Gene] And I swear to tell the truth, 414 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,167 - so help me God. - That never gets old! 415 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,962 I'll tell you something else that never gets old. Whoops. 416 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,463 - I'm under oath. - [laughter] 417 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,968 - On the night of Cinco de Cuatro... - [Gene] Yeah. 418 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,428 ...you were undercover, working selling donkey punch. 419 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,097 - Isn't that correct? - [Gene] Definitely undercover. 420 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,182 I don't need two jobs. [chuckles] 421 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,017 'Cause everything's going really good. 422 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,644 What exactly is in a donkey punch? 423 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,146 You know, mostly Kool-Aid. 424 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,481 - So it's similar to juice, then? - [Gene] It is. 425 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,817 [Ron] Lucille was concerned. 426 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,486 The DA appeared to have done her homework on Buster 427 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:18,949 and his lack of restraint under the influence of sugary juice. 428 00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:21,326 And she found herself resenting a man 429 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,036 - she'd once admired. - [Lottie] Your witness. 430 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,372 [Ron] But Lottie stopped short of making that point. 431 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,999 Do you want me to take it easy on him? 432 00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,209 Or give it to him hard? I know he's a friend of yours. 433 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,378 [scoffs] He's not my friend anymore. 434 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,505 Testifying against our family 435 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,842 after all the times I faked being surprised by him? 436 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:39,219 [Ron] So Dusty went after the witness's credibility. 437 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:43,307 Mr. Parmesan, you say you're a master of disguises. 438 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,476 How many looks are you capable of creating? 439 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,605 [Stanley] You asking me? 440 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:52,149 I'm the judge. 441 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,360 I'm Gene Parmesan. 442 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,821 - [shrieks] - You say you had an undercover job, 443 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,365 which means you must have left the donkey punch stand. 444 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,658 Isn't that correct? 445 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,162 - Yes, it is. - So you can't dispute my client's claim 446 00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,080 that he was dressed as the rock monster 447 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,791 out on that floating barge when the murder took place. 448 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,836 Allegedly. [clears throat] Allegedly took place. 449 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,756 No, I did leave the donkey punch stand, 450 00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:18,425 uh, right before the play began. 451 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:21,261 Mm-hmm. So how can you be sure 452 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,847 that Buster didn't change into the rock suit... 453 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,891 as we've claimed? 454 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,143 'Cause it was me. 455 00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,146 [Ron] After fighting with Lucille 2, 456 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,107 Buster did end up at the donkey punch stand... 457 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,651 It's punch, like the juice! 458 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,486 Oh, I need some juice. 459 00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,446 [Ron] ...but flew into a rage 460 00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:41,281 when he saw an old rival... 461 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,992 - [Buster squeals] - [Ron] ...leaving behind 462 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,620 the costume he was to be wearing, to a man 463 00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:50,207 who never said no to a costume or a part-time job. 464 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,250 That's me. 465 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:53,377 [Gene] Yep. 466 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:54,419 [Dusty] Wha...? 467 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,256 [Ron] But while Gene may have undermined 468 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,298 - Buster's alibi... - Gene! 469 00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:01,385 [Ron] ...back at the office, George Michael was worried 470 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,470 - about his dire situation... - Tickle, tickle. 471 00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,430 - [George Michael] Uncle Tobias, hi. - Come on. 472 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,975 [Ron] ...when an even more dire one came through the door. 473 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,768 Hey, what are you guys doing here? 474 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:12,771 Well, our stay at the Spotted Palm 475 00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:16,275 came to a rather abrupt end when "Bev" here... 476 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:20,112 decided to look at her cellular telephone without holding it at arm's length 477 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,530 and putting on her readers first. 478 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,324 - She blew our cover. - [Murphybrown] Sorry, I keep forgetting 479 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,118 that acting is my passion. 480 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,911 [DeBrie] It really ruined 481 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,329 Annette's funeral, 482 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,248 may she rest in peace. 483 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:32,833 Maeby killed Annette? 484 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,835 Where did we land with that? 485 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,420 Uh... gore... she was gored. 486 00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,839 Yes. Gored in the running of the bulls. 487 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,133 People were getting suspicious, so it had to be somewhere 488 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,551 where there wouldn't be a body. 489 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,886 Or where an animal took off with the body so fast... 490 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,430 - That you couldn't get it back. - Exactly. 491 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:47,556 That was the idea. 492 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,224 - Yep. Yes. Yep, yep. - [DeBrie] Yeah, yeah. 493 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,935 Good. Well, if you guys were thinking about staying here... 494 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:54,521 [gasps] Oh, thank you so much. I told you he would come through! 495 00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:57,024 We cannot move in soon enough for you. [laughs] 496 00:21:57,107 --> 00:22:00,110 Some of our happiest days as a family were spent here. 497 00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,862 [George Michael] It's not an abandoned office anymore, 498 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,905 so there are people doing work... out there. 499 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:08,452 Uh-huh. Well, if it's work you require, I suppose we can act it off. 500 00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,829 - Yeah, that's going to be a problem. - [Tobias] Well, surely, 501 00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:13,874 there must be some, uh, in-house corporate training seminar 502 00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:16,835 we could do or... or a sexual harassment video. 503 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:19,755 I mean, I'm no Harvey Weinstein, but I'm sure I could produce one. 504 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,591 And I knew him. Did I tell you that story 505 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:25,010 when Mr. Weinstein killed my ficus in the '80s? 506 00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:26,720 When he came over to audition me for... 507 00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:30,265 Yes. We all know DeBrie Bardeaux snagged a private audition 508 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,767 with Harvey Weinstein. 509 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,644 Yeah, but I came on too strong, so I didn't get the part. 510 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:38,523 Yes, well, some of us weren't lucky enough to even have an audition to blow. 511 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,942 Gosh, I don't really know if we need any acting right now. 512 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:44,404 The stuff we're doing here, it's more about preventing hacking, 513 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,824 - protecting privacy, and stuff like that. - That's what I was trying to stop, too. 514 00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:50,994 Yes, Murphybrown here is a bit of a computer whiz. 515 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:51,995 - [chuckles] - Mm... 516 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:53,997 He's worked on cable boxes. 517 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,916 [Murphybrown] Yeah, I actually coded, like... 518 00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:59,378 an extra layer beneath the firewall to keep your data from being exposed. 519 00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:01,755 It's like a dam or, like, a... a stopper, 520 00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:04,299 or a barrier to stop people from... 521 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,176 - Like a block? - [stammers] Okay. [laughs] 522 00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:08,011 Can we do this in English, Professor? 523 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:11,390 [Murphybrown] Oh, s-sorry, sorry, my... Sorry, my fine student. 524 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:12,849 - [troupe laughs] - I need a diagram. 525 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,434 It makes no sense at all. 526 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,937 But what he's basically saying is, 527 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:19,731 nobody wants to be naked underneath their underwear. 528 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,359 So, one adds an extra layer of protection. 529 00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:23,985 It doesn't have to be denim, per se, 530 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,822 but everybody wants to hide their privates from something. 531 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,407 Not everybody. 532 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,992 - Can you show me? - [Tobias] Oh, sure. 533 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,661 - [DeBrie] God, yeah. - No, your program? 534 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,955 The... The code that you wrote? 535 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:38,166 [Ron] George Michael was as surprised 536 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:42,421 as the courtroom was about to be when the DA introduced a witness 537 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:45,173 who would turn the whole case upside down 538 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,092 with a sense of the dramatic. 539 00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:51,555 [Lottie] Okay. Now, Warden Gentles, you recently paid a visit 540 00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:54,224 to the Hollywood motion picture director Ron Howard 541 00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:56,226 with information about the Bluth family 542 00:23:56,309 --> 00:23:58,812 you thought was pertinent to a project he was working on 543 00:23:58,895 --> 00:24:00,355 about the Bluth family. 544 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,566 - Isn't that correct? - [Gentles] That is correct. 545 00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:04,776 - Oh, my God. - [Lottie] This had to do with an incident 546 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,028 in Buster Bluth's past, correct? 547 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,822 Yes. It is so. 548 00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:11,658 And how exactly did you acquire this information? 549 00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:16,121 Well, if I may be eloquent, straight from the horse's mouth. 550 00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:17,706 And who is the horse? 551 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,543 Lucille Bluth, 552 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:23,920 of course, of course. 553 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:27,174 [Lottie] But all that information on that case 554 00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:30,927 - had been sealed. - [Gentles] Well, all seals can come loose 555 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:31,970 with a little bit of... 556 00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:34,306 Gentles' pressuring. 557 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,477 [Ron] And Lucille herself had been so loosened. 558 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:42,647 Some months earlier, Lucille had enticed Warden Gentles 559 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,566 to a private dinner in order 560 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:48,445 to get her son Buster released for a Second of July parade. 561 00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:51,740 And through the course of a well-served meal, 562 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:55,911 and even more frequently served bottles of wine, 563 00:24:56,328 --> 00:25:00,582 Lucille rekindled a friendship in order to ask for a favor. 564 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:03,001 But as the afternoon turned into evening, 565 00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:05,420 intimate details issued forth 566 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:08,340 from a now-drunken Lucille's mouth. 567 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,509 Information extremely useful 568 00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:14,137 to a warden with ambitions of a screenwriting career, 569 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:17,140 who had heard about an Imagine streaming series 570 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:19,601 about this exact family. 571 00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:23,146 So, while Lucille got her son out for a parade, 572 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,857 Warden Gentles got a lot more. 573 00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:29,110 In fact, the only thing guarded that evening 574 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:32,113 was Warden Gentles' private trailer. 575 00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:35,575 [Lottie] And you shared these stories with Ron Howard? 576 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,369 - [Ron] He did. - I did. 577 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:41,248 Exhibit 3-A, Making of a Monster. 578 00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:45,210 I would like to play a clip of the season finale. 579 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:46,878 [TV beeps] 580 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:50,924 [Ron] And so, they played much of the Imagine Bluth project. 581 00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:52,926 Now, remember, this is really rough. 582 00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:56,221 And our location guy was only able to rent out the cottage for shooting 583 00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:58,765 for, like, two days. And it's all temp sound. 584 00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:02,811 - We haven't licensed most of this music. - What? What do you think you're doing? 585 00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:05,730 I told you. I'm taking this girl who, in my opinion, 586 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,440 has been mistreated by you for far too long 587 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,609 on a cruise with her grandmother. 588 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,528 [scoffs] You're not taking her anywhere. 589 00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,572 Oh, come on, Mom. 590 00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:15,699 I am almost 14, 591 00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:18,702 - and you have been mistreating me. - [young Lucille] Oh... 592 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:20,579 You go to your room. 593 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,749 - [door closes] - [young Lucille] How dare you? 594 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,294 We both know that child is about to turn 18. 595 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,963 - Oh, that's right, it slipped my mind. - [young Lucille] Oh, please. 596 00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:33,008 That's all you've been thinking about since you put her up for adoption. 597 00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:34,884 [Mimi] It hasn't been on your mind? 598 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,555 You swooped in and stole her from the Standwells 599 00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:39,931 when you found out about the endowment, 600 00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:43,184 'cause you just had to have a cottage on the beach. 601 00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:44,311 [scoffs] 602 00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:46,104 [Mimi] You can say goodbye to that, honey. 603 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:47,606 Because that child is mine, 604 00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:49,899 and I have nothing else in my life right now. 605 00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,526 And I'm not gonna spend the rest of it singing 606 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,445 on a cruise ship for snifter tips. 607 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,447 [young Lucille] I knew this is what you were up to. 608 00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:57,240 Suddenly, there's no gentleman caller in the picture, 609 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,117 and you decide to look out for yourself? 610 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,536 [Mimi] Oh, you're one to talk about looking out for yourself. 611 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,164 I've never been invited to this place even once, 612 00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:05,749 and let's not forget who paid for it. 613 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,752 [young Lucille] And this is how you want to be paid back? 614 00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:11,713 You think you're gonna walk in here and take away my child? 615 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:14,174 That's not your child. That's my child, and we both know it. 616 00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:15,967 [young Buster] No. 617 00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:19,679 It's not true. I still have it! I'll still wear my gentleman's collar! 618 00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:22,432 But you're not my mother. Mother's my mother, Grandmother! 619 00:27:22,515 --> 00:27:23,892 [screaming] 620 00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:25,810 - [slow piano music playing] - [thudding] 621 00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:30,523 [Ron] You know, it's funny, I was actually worried 622 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:33,610 about them showing this in court, but it... it turned out better 623 00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:34,944 than I'd remembered. 624 00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:37,364 And I actually think it's a good advertisement 625 00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:38,490 for the show. 626 00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:41,409 Of course, we still haven't gotten Brian's notes. 627 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,828 And obviously, we're gonna put Jean Smart's face 628 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:46,539 - on the stuntman. - [crashing echoes] 629 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,046 [Ron] And Cobie did a great job, too. 630 00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:54,881 You know, I... I should send her something. 631 00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:57,509 - Did you know about this? - [Dusty] No. 632 00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:00,553 My dad made us give up Netflix when they went up by two dollars. 633 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:02,639 [Lottie] Is that an accurate depiction 634 00:28:02,722 --> 00:28:05,100 of what Lucille told you was a true story? 635 00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:08,436 I'm not just saying this to suck up to Ron Howard, 636 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:11,064 but I think we nailed it. 637 00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:13,692 [Lottie] So, Buster Bluth 638 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:16,611 has killed before in the exact same manner 639 00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:18,446 he killed Lucille Austero! 640 00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:19,698 [man] Wow. 641 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:21,324 [quietly] Prosecution rests. 642 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:23,368 We will reconvene tomorrow. 643 00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:25,870 - Mistrial! Mistrial! - Yes, yes! 644 00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:27,247 I missed your trial! 645 00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:30,250 So you sell me out to Warden Gentles? 646 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,294 And we both know you said I wouldn't get in trouble. 647 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,297 - You made a promise! - No, Buster, it was a mistake! 648 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,134 You can live with her, Dusty. She can be your mother. 649 00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:42,762 Now you made it almost impossible for me to win this case. 650 00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:46,266 I mean, was that an option? Because you did almost kill my dad. 651 00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:49,477 Mother and boy... 652 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,896 [Ron] On the next Arrested Development... 653 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,316 [Ron] George Michael discovers Murphybrown knows 654 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,153 more about computers than he'd been letting on. 655 00:28:58,611 --> 00:29:00,572 ...they'll just be getting this placeholder data 656 00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:02,157 instead of your real data. 657 00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:04,576 - So, like, do you want to watch Gone Girl? - Yeah. 658 00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:06,828 Okay, 'cause I just ripped it. But guess what? 659 00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:07,954 They'll never know, 660 00:29:08,037 --> 00:29:10,498 because they will be seeing... this dummy info. 661 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,752 - It works. - [Murphybrown] Mm-hmm. 662 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:16,045 Pretty much all the time. Pretty much works. 663 00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,630 [troupe laughs] 664 00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:20,300 - [DeBrie] It's like a big deal. - I know. 665 00:29:20,383 --> 00:29:23,511 - [Murphybrown] Take a look at it there. - Well, this is Fakeblock. 666 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,766 - You made Fakeblock. - Mm. 667 00:29:28,391 --> 00:29:30,894 Hey, do you want to see Ben Affleck's peen? 668 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:35,648 [chuckles, stammering] Yeah. Would love to. 669 00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:37,192 Huh, what do we have here? 670 00:29:38,693 --> 00:29:40,236 - Huh. Yep, yep. - [keyboard clacking] 671 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,948 Huh. Yep. Yep. Yep. 672 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,538 [upbeat music playing] 673 00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:55,138 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55543

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