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[Ron] Now, the story of a wealthy familywho lost everything
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and the one son who had no choice
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but to keep them all together.
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[theme music playing]
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[Ron] It's Arrested Development.
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- [autoharp playing "Edge of Seventeen"]
- [cooing]
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Just like the white-winged dove
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Sings a songSounds like she's singin'
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Ooh, baby, ooh, say ooh
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Oh! [gasps]
Look who thinks they can wear white.
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You don't like this on me?
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Well, frankly,
it's hard to think about it
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over the sound of...
Was there a cat in here?
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[Lindsay] That was my singing.
That's my talent.
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Oh. [chuckles] You'll be fine.
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Most people close their eyes
when they plug their ears.
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[Lucille sips]
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- It's not true.
- [Gob] It is, Michael.
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- It's very impossible not to.
- [suspenseful music plays]
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Well, I can. This should be my talent.
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The competition's in 40 seconds.
You still have nothing?
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I mean, I can see
that you're talking, but I just...
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I'm not a lip-reader.
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[sighs] It'll be fine, honey.
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Maybe it'll be better
if you don't win this one.
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And you wouldn't be losing much,
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just a cruise with your grandmother.
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Okay, I heard that.
With Lindsay out of the competition
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and Buster gone missing,
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you're my only real competition, Michael.
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- What do you mean, "gone missing"?
- I... I told you.
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My plan. I took Buster off his leash,
and I brought him down to the beach.
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Don't worry, I told him how to swim.
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Hmm, my only thing is,
I have to figure out how
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to neutralize you, Michael. [seethes]
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- [dramatic instrumental music playing]
- Oh, my... Oh, my God!
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That was a freebie.
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[Stevie Nicks'
"Edge of Seventeen" playing]
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Just like the white-winged doveSings a song
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Sounds like she's singin'
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Ooh, ooh
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Ooh
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[cooing]
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["Balls in the Air" playing]
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How much can you do?
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You lift and push and struggle
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-
When the foot's on the other shoe
- [rings clanging]
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Just grab ahold and juggle
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All those balls in the air
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- Ha!
-
How hard can it be?
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So hard you're getting dizzyFlip those balls
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In the air
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Keep those balls in the...
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[music player clicks]
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But where did the confetti come from?
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From Michael's hat.
Honestly, these are so easy.
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- That's it. I'm done. Ow.
- [dove coos]
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[squawks]
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[panting] Abra...
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cadaver.
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[chuckles]
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What do you think? Can we chisel off
the hat of this thing
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without taking off the whole guy's head?
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- [sighs]
- Oh. Well, the competition's not over.
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- We haven't even seen Lindsay.
- [shoes clacking]
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[Lindsay] And you never will.
I want to save you the trouble
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of having to close your eyes
while plugging your ears.
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So how's this for my talent?
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[rhythmic clacking]
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[dramatic instrumental music playing]
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Honestly, I don't know
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how Tap-Dancing Ghost doesn't take
the whole thing.
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Should we just throw a handkerchief
over this?
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Michael will do something impressive.
Don't worry.
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Buster went in the water.
He tried to swim. He almost drowned.
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Oh, my God! Do something!
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- Save him!
- [Mimi muttering, clapping]
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No, no, no, this isn't...
this isn't Michael's talent.
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This doesn't... This doesn't count!
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Who took off his gentleman collar?
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Oh, spirit of this dead bird,
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fly into my dead brother!
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[Michael exhales]
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- [coughing]
- [Lucille gasps] Oh!
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- Oh!
- [gasping]
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[chuckles] I'm not too bad at this thing.
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[George Sr.] Well, we all know
who the hero is today.
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We have our new Mr. and Mrs. Bluth.
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[Lucille] Michael and Buster.
[exhales] You're okay, honey.
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Mommy's here.
And as much juice as you want tonight.
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Tonight, you get juice. [exhales]
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[gulls crying]
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[upbeat piano music playing]
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[door opens]
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[Ron] It was the day of Buster's trial.
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And while the Bluth family was
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- feeling tense...
- You okay?
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- Uh-uh.
- ...they were hoping the same
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- was not true for their attorney.
- [Buster] Where is Dusty?
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Oh, he wants to make an entrance.
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I... I think he's gonna come in...
nice and relaxed.
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And thank you again
for being a team player on that one.
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Believe me, the guilt will fade.
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I mean, I've cheated on you
a thousand times.
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I mean, almost makes up
for the permanent damage
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you did to my endocrine system.
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- [Dusty] Oh, God! God!
- [Lucille] Uh-oh.
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- Easy.
- Oh, man.
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What a [bleep] day!
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Sorry. Just... I heard my...
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my dad's in the hospital. Just...
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- [Lucille] No, don't worry about that.
- I didn't need this today.
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Don't worry about that.
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You need to focus
on your opening statement.
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I go first? You said I was second.
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I'm not ready!
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- You are second.
- [exhales]
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All rise for the Honorable
Judge Spencer Stanley presiding.
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[upbeat music playing]
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- [Stanley] Please be seated.
- I cannot wait
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to see her reaction when she sees him.
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You cut your hair.
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Eh. Yeah.
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[whispering] Does she look rattled to you?
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[Ron] And soon, Michael arrived,
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just in time for the opening argument.
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[Lottie] ...the defense will probably
have you review a video, the one here,
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where they'll claim
that he had merely approached
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and discovered a body on the stairs,
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and then claim
it miraculously disappeared.
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It did.
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And so, it would seem that it did.
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Unless a closer look was made
of the time code.
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- [Buster mutters on video]
- [Lottie] We'll learn that the gap
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was the result of Buster trying
to destroy the evidence.
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And we'll also review footage
of the same stair car
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on a bluff over the ocean
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and a man who appears to be Mr. Bluth
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tossing what appears
to be Ms. Austero into the surf.
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- [Buster mutters on video]
- [splash on video]
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Let's remember why we're all here.
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To honor the life
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of the most charitable,
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vibrant, balanced,
beautiful woman named Lucille
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this town has ever known.
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- [snorts] Burn.
- [gavel bangs]
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It's just that my mother's name
is Lucille as well,
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- so the... the burn was on her.
- [Stanley] I'll allow the burn.
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Mr. Radler,
you may begin your opening argument
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- for the defense.
- I... I know.
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- [clears throat]
- [Buster gasps]
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- [Dusty] Oh!
- [Ron] Things were off to a bad start.
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- But on the plus side...
- [Lottie] If you find that funny,
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wait till you hear
the defense's opening argument.
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- [laughter]
- ...Dusty got the laugh he'd hoped for
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- at the start of his defense.
- [Dusty groans]
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Uh, I... I didn't know
about the videotape.
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[chuckling] So, I mean, what...
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If you'll... [coughs] ...please...
[voice cracks] I... [croaks] I'm...
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Hmm. Yeah. [stammers]
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You can just see
he... he's throwing the body
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right off the cliff,
so everyone's like, "Uh..."
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[chuckling]
"I mean, what else could it be?"
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I didn't even know
you could use videotape. Um...
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[Ron] But to the Bluths' surprise,
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the DA didn't immediately call
for a mistrial.
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[Dusty] I'm feeling
like people are judging me,
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and it's just not making me feel
that great.
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I... I feel like I got, like, totally
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- the hard part of this case.
- [Lottie hushes]
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- [quietly] What the hell is going on?
- [Ron] Although she did show
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uncommon empathy
to the opposing counsel.
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[softly] You can do it. You're ready.
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Everything go okay last night?
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I think I made a terrible mistake.
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[Ron] In fact, she had,
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as, the night before, while believing
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she was paying a carnal visit to Dusty...
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[Lucille] Oh, it's so dark in here.
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[filtered breathing]
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[Lucille] Hello? [gasps]
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- I can hear you breathing.
- [steady beeping]
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[Lucille chuckling] Oh,
so you did know I was coming.
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Good for you, getting a head start.
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- And speaking of that...
- [bed squeaks]
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[Ron] But, had the lights been on,Lucille would have discovered
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that the tubes and other�accoutrements
weren't there
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- for Dusty's erotic entertainment...
- [flatlining]
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- ...but were instead the implements
- [gasps]
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That kept Dusty's
centenarian father alive.
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- So, Lottie is his ex?
- [sighs]
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- Stepmom.
- [Dusty] I really appreciate this, Lottie.
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Please. I've known you since you were 30!
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And you can call me "Mom."
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Mom.
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If... If the judge will allow it,
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permission to hug the defense counsel.
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Hell yeah. Let's get the hug on.
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- [Dusty] Yeah! Yeah!
- [Lottie laughing]
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[gallery] Aw.
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- [Lottie] Oh! My baby! [laughs]
- [applause]
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[Ron] It would've been a great endingfor a feel-good movie,
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but it was a horrible beginning
for a gruesome murder trial.
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What a [bleep] baby! [chuckles]
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- Shut up, murderer!
- [indistinct chatter]
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[quietly] Well, he is. Clearly is.
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[Ron] And during a break in both the trial
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and the hug of the opposing attorneys,
Lucille caught up with Dusty.
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I was a little nervous.
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For my first murder trial, though,
my first anything trial, not bad, right?
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That was humiliating.
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I thought Lottie was your ex-wife.
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Nah. I mean, she's a little old for me,
don't you think?
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She's, like... [exhales] ...your age.
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Look, I'm sorry. Maybe I wasn't clear
about our relationship.
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Uh, are you super mad at me?
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Oh, for God's sakes,
stop talking like a child.
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I mean, how old are you?
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- Fifty-six and a half.
- Jesus!
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Pull yourself together.
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Absolutely.
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Not gonna let that ruin my recess.
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There you are. Okay.
Now, Mom, what in the hell was that?
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I thought this was Dustin Radler,
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the fierce trial attorney,
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the only one who's ever beaten Lottie.
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Well, as it turns out,
the Dustin Radler I've been with...
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is his son.
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Oh, my God, he's a motherboy.
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There were...
There were no hints before today?
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[Lucille] Just that I only ever seem
to create or attract them.
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You got us into this mess.
What are you gonna do?
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All right. I made an awful choice,
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but did I give you a hard time
when you gave all our life rights
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to Imagine Films to make some TV show?
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- That was somewhat amiss of you.
- [Michael] Yes, you did.
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As it turns out, nothing came
of that project, which I predicted.
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Just like I predicted your bet
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on the DA calling a mistrial
wasn't exactly beating the odds.
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- She offered him gum.
- [Lucille] Okay, I hired
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a completely incompetent lawyer
and put my son's life in the hands
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of a moron, and I know
what you want me to say, Michael.
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Okay, I'll say it... My bad!
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[Lucille sighs]
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Wow. I don't think
that I have heard you apologize since, um,
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uh, since people used to use
that phrase to apologize.
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Okay, well,
I think we may have to beg the judge
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- to declare a mistrial.
- [Lucille] No.
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We have to do this now
while they still don't have a body.
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It's our best chance for acquittal.
We'll work with what we have.
251
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Maybe her maternal instincts will kick in,
252
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and we'll benefit
from her being his stepmother.
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Yeah, I don't know about that.
He's not a child, after all.
254
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It occurs to me that he may not come back
from recess
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unless he hears a bell. I'll get him.
256
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[Ron] As the trial was continuing,
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Dusty was desperatefor any kind of witness.
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- [Tobias] ...Guys and Dolls...
- [Ron] Even one that came
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- with a headshot.
- I was more than interested
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to try out to be one
of the character witnesses
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in Buster's trial.
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- Thank you for offering.
- [Buster] That's very nice.
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00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,905
Oh, please. I know the Buster character
better than anyone.
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I could play Buster with one arm
tied behind my back.
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In fact, I've played Buster
with two arms tied behind my back.
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I was handcuffed.
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Well, this is... [grunts]
They're buying it!
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- [chuckling] Now, that's a witness.
- Um, we don't need you to play Buster
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on the stand,
more just talk about him as a person.
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Oh. Well,
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you don't think
I'd be more appealing as the accused?
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I mean,
the Buster I played could never kill.
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[Dusty] Yeah, it's...
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it's really not an acting job, man.
I can't...
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[Tobias] Yes, yes, just... don't push.
I get it.
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Just tell the story the way
you told it to me earlier today.
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Beginning with what you were doing
the night of the murder. [gasps]
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[grunts] Alleged murder. Alleged.
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[Tobias] Yes, yes.
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[takes deep breath]
It was Cinco... de Cuatro!
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[Dusty] No, no, no,
I'm... I'm gonna stop you there.
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- I still feel you're acting.
- Really?
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00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:10,956
- A little. I do.
- Huh.
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[Tobias] So, just no script at all?
Just v?rit?? Okay.
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Well, uh, here it is with nothing.
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00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:19,298
I needed somebody to play a part in my...
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Fantastic...for legal purposes,
I can't say the rest of it... musical,
288
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and Buster happily filled in.
289
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,517
[Ron] Well, "happily"might have been an overstatement.
290
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,227
I've got a show to do in ten minutes,
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00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,854
and I haven't got a Thing to wear...
this Thing suit.
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00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,731
I gotta find Lucille 2.
I gotta give her pictures.
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I don't know the songs.
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You're a monster.
You don't have to be any good.
295
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,403
- What?
- [Tobias speaking indistinctly]
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So, you're saying Buster was performing
as the rock monster
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when the murder allegedly took place?
Is that true, Buster?
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00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:51,539
That's what I told you.
He asked me to that night.
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And you'll confirm that on the stand?
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I will.
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[in English accent] And perhaps I'll do it
in an English accent!
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00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,508
[in normal voice] Nay, nay, I shan't.
I shall stick to the script.
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00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:06,053
Not script. Nope. V?rit?.
I have taken the note...�v?rit?.
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00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,179
- Yes, yes.
- Great.
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00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,056
Now, I do wish I could do this gratis,
306
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:11,684
but I'm having a bit
of a shelter crisis of late.
307
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,519
- I hate to play hardball...
- [Dusty] I don't think
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that they pay witnesses.
309
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,815
Hmm...
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Uh, unrelated...
311
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,861
What happens to this room when you leave?
312
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,863
Yeah, I think they lock it up at night.
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Damn it. Damn it, damn it, damn it.
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Damn it!
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I just...
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[sniffles, voice breaking]
...need somewhere to s...
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[sniffles] All right, well, gentlemen,
thank you so much for your time.
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And I will be seeing you.
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[Ron] But back at the model home,
320
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:49,889
an unemployed Michael was doing
his own courtroom preparation,
321
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,015
when he had a visit...
322
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,642
- Hey, Dad.
- ...from the son who had unemployed him.
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00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,852
Hello, son.
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00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,479
- Figured you'd be up here.
- Yeah.
325
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,649
Well, that's...
father-son psychic connection.
326
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,444
The drop stairs were down,
and you were yelling, "Where is it?"
327
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:04,486
Oh, that helps, too.
328
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,864
- Sure.
- [Michael] Trying to find old law books.
329
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:10,159
Lottie Dottie Da did say
that Dusty would give the guilty guys
330
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:11,535
a run for their money.
331
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,913
I think she was being sarcastic,
but I am free now,
332
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,957
so I'm gonna try to help out in court,
which is why I'm trying to find...
333
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,585
[George Michael]
A copy of A Few Good Men?
334
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:21,086
Look at that. How'd that get there?
335
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,381
[chuckles] Actually, I thought
I'd find my maritime law diploma.
336
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,676
You know, as proof that I passed
what they call the "wet bar." [chuckles]
337
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,929
You know,
you may not have to get involved.
338
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,598
I mean, is this something
maritime law even applies to here?
339
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,142
It should. He dumped her in the ocean.
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00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,519
- True.
- [both] Allegedly.
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00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,521
- Obviously allegedly.
- [George Michael] I'm worried this is
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part of that thing that you always do.
343
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,026
You try to fix things, and you end up
putting yourself in the middle of them.
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00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:47,613
- You have to be the hero.
- Oh, well. I do not get in the middle.
345
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,950
You dated my girlfriend.
You moved into my dorm room.
346
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,993
You make it sound
like I'm always in your business.
347
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,578
- You bought my business.
- [Michael] Well...
348
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,121
Which has been a huge headache.
349
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,166
Now I have to deliver this border wall
to the Chinese.
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00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:00,209
These are great points.
351
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:04,588
But what you don't know is
there's a reason I had to announce that.
352
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,382
I know about the foot.
353
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,676
It's why I had to fire you,
because by trying
354
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,552
to fix things,
you just end up putting yourself
355
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,346
in the middle of a much bigger risk.
356
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:14,682
'Cause if you think the Chinese
are mad now,
357
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,809
wait until they find out
that Fakeblock is not even...
358
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:20,896
perfect yet.
359
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,690
So I hear.
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00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,155
[block tapping]
361
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,953
I cannot even get past the logo,
so you're close.
362
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,580
But I get it.
You need time and money,
363
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,958
and I know I was against this originally,
364
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:44,003
but... maybe you can still sell it
to Rebel.
365
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,629
No, I would never do that.
366
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,006
Thank God. [laughs]
367
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,467
Because she's just using you
for the software. [laughs]
368
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,053
But I'm not getting in the middle.
I'm just agreeing with you.
369
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,847
Don't even need to know your reasons.
370
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:57,599
[clicks tongue] But why?
Just out of curiosity.
371
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,601
Why can't you sell Fakeblock to Rebel?
372
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,396
And just... just consider it a... a question
from an outsider.
373
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,023
[George Michael] Because she dumped me.
374
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,483
You're not just trying
to please me by saying this?
375
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,944
[George Michael]
And I wish I could give her the software
376
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:10,988
to get her back, but...
377
00:17:14,157 --> 00:17:15,284
it's... it's fake.
378
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,078
I knew it. I knew it.
379
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:19,954
She's not over me?
380
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,166
No, Fakeblock. [sighs] It's fake.
381
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:28,005
There is no privacy software.
I made the whole thing up.
382
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,133
Made it up?
You told me a lie because you...
383
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:34,636
I lied to you because you seemed
so proud of me, and then...
384
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,264
my lying just got me
in deeper and deeper,
385
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:38,724
and then you bought the company,
386
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,851
and I had to fire you
so you wouldn't get in trouble,
387
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:43,854
and now the whole family is in trouble,
and I have no idea how to solve it.
388
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,731
[sighs] I'm sorry, Dad.
389
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:46,815
Are you mad?
390
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,901
Uh, no.
391
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,821
Uh-uh. I'm not... I'm not mad.
I, uh... I get it.
392
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,031
You had your reasons.
393
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:59,828
Um, I... I do wish that I had not removed
all of my privacy software
394
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,915
and replaced it with Fakeblock,
but on the other hand,
395
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,292
it does explain why Pemender
from Kuala Lumpur
396
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,752
keeps signing into my Linkedln.
397
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,921
[chuckles]
398
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,214
[both chuckle]
399
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,466
The Chinese are gonna kill us.
400
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,885
- I'll get us out of it.
- Please don't.
401
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,180
[Ron] And back at the trial,without Tobias,
402
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,974
Dusty was without a witness
for the night of the murder.
403
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,518
But Lottie had found one.
404
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,812
I call to the witness stand Gene Parmesan.
405
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,146
[man] Gene Parmesan.
406
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,148
Gene Parmesan?
407
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,692
Doesn't seem like he's here.
408
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,653
That's impossible.
He's a private detective.
409
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:33,570
He'd never be late.
410
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,698
Well, has anyone checked under the...
411
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:39,493
new bailiff?
412
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,746
- Gene Parmesan.
- [shrieks] Gene!
413
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,123
[Gene] And I swear to tell the truth,
414
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,167
- so help me God.
- That never gets old!
415
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,962
I'll tell you something else
that never gets old. Whoops.
416
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,463
- I'm under oath.
- [laughter]
417
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,968
- On the night of Cinco de Cuatro...
- [Gene] Yeah.
418
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,428
...you were undercover,
working selling donkey punch.
419
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,097
- Isn't that correct?
- [Gene] Definitely undercover.
420
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,182
I don't need two jobs. [chuckles]
421
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,017
'Cause everything's going really good.
422
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,644
What exactly is in a donkey punch?
423
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,146
You know, mostly Kool-Aid.
424
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,481
- So it's similar to juice, then?
- [Gene] It is.
425
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,817
[Ron] Lucille was concerned.
426
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,486
The DA appeared to have done
her homework on Buster
427
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:18,949
and his lack of restraint
under the influence of sugary juice.
428
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:21,326
And she found herself resenting a man
429
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,036
- she'd once admired.
- [Lottie] Your witness.
430
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,372
[Ron] But Lottie stopped shortof making that point.
431
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,999
Do you want me to take it easy on him?
432
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,209
Or give it to him hard?
I know he's a friend of yours.
433
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,378
[scoffs] He's not my friend anymore.
434
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,505
Testifying against our family
435
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,842
after all the times
I faked being surprised by him?
436
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:39,219
[Ron] So Dusty wentafter the witness's credibility.
437
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:43,307
Mr. Parmesan,
you say you're a master of disguises.
438
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,476
How many looks
are you capable of creating?
439
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,605
[Stanley] You asking me?
440
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:52,149
I'm the judge.
441
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,360
I'm Gene Parmesan.
442
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,821
- [shrieks]
- You say you had an undercover job,
443
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,365
which means you must have left
the donkey punch stand.
444
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,658
Isn't that correct?
445
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,162
- Yes, it is.
- So you can't dispute my client's claim
446
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,080
that he was dressed as the rock monster
447
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,791
out on that floating barge
when the murder took place.
448
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,836
Allegedly. [clears throat]
Allegedly took place.
449
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,756
No, I did leave the donkey punch stand,
450
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:18,425
uh, right before the play began.
451
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:21,261
Mm-hmm. So how can you be sure
452
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,847
that Buster didn't change
into the rock suit...
453
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,891
as we've claimed?
454
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,143
'Cause it was me.
455
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,146
[Ron] After fighting with Lucille 2,
456
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,107
Buster did end upat the donkey punch stand...
457
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,651
It's punch, like the juice!
458
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,486
Oh, I need some juice.
459
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,446
[Ron] ...but flew into a rage
460
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:41,281
when he saw an old rival...
461
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,992
- [Buster squeals]
- [Ron] ...leaving behind
462
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,620
the costume he was to be wearing, to a man
463
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:50,207
who never said no to a costume
or a part-time job.
464
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,250
That's me.
465
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:53,377
[Gene] Yep.
466
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:54,419
[Dusty] Wha...?
467
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,256
[Ron] But while Genemay have undermined
468
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,298
- Buster's alibi...
- Gene!
469
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:01,385
[Ron] ...back at the office,George Michael was worried
470
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,470
- about his dire situation...
- Tickle, tickle.
471
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,430
- [George Michael] Uncle Tobias, hi.
- Come on.
472
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,975
[Ron] ...when an even more dire one camethrough the door.
473
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,768
Hey, what are you guys doing here?
474
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:12,771
Well, our stay at the Spotted Palm
475
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:16,275
came to a rather abrupt end
when "Bev" here...
476
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:20,112
decided to look at her cellular telephone
without holding it at arm's length
477
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,530
and putting on her readers first.
478
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,324
- She blew our cover.
- [Murphybrown] Sorry, I keep forgetting
479
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,118
that acting is my passion.
480
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,911
[DeBrie] It really ruined
481
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,329
Annette's funeral,
482
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,248
may she rest in peace.
483
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:32,833
Maeby killed Annette?
484
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,835
Where did we land with that?
485
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,420
Uh... gore... she was gored.
486
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,839
Yes. Gored in the running of the bulls.
487
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,133
People were getting suspicious,
so it had to be somewhere
488
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,551
where there wouldn't be a body.
489
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,886
Or where an animal took off
with the body so fast...
490
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,430
- That you couldn't get it back.
- Exactly.
491
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:47,556
That was the idea.
492
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,224
- Yep. Yes. Yep, yep.
- [DeBrie] Yeah, yeah.
493
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,935
Good. Well, if you guys were thinking
about staying here...
494
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:54,521
[gasps] Oh, thank you so much.
I told you he would come through!
495
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:57,024
We cannot move in soon enough
for you. [laughs]
496
00:21:57,107 --> 00:22:00,110
Some of our happiest days
as a family were spent here.
497
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,862
[George Michael] It's not
an abandoned office anymore,
498
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,905
so there are people doing work...
out there.
499
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:08,452
Uh-huh. Well, if it's work you require,
I suppose we can act it off.
500
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,829
- Yeah, that's going to be a problem.
- [Tobias] Well, surely,
501
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:13,874
there must be some, uh,
in-house corporate training seminar
502
00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:16,835
we could do
or... or a sexual harassment video.
503
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:19,755
I mean, I'm no Harvey Weinstein,
but I'm sure I could produce one.
504
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,591
And I knew him. Did I tell you that story
505
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:25,010
when Mr. Weinstein killed my ficus
in the '80s?
506
00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:26,720
When he came over to audition me for...
507
00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:30,265
Yes. We all know DeBrie Bardeaux snagged
a private audition
508
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,767
with Harvey Weinstein.
509
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,644
Yeah, but I came on too strong,
so I didn't get the part.
510
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:38,523
Yes, well, some of us weren't lucky enough
to even have an audition to blow.
511
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,942
Gosh, I don't really know
if we need any acting right now.
512
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:44,404
The stuff we're doing here,
it's more about preventing hacking,
513
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,824
- protecting privacy, and stuff like that.
- That's what I was trying to stop, too.
514
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:50,994
Yes, Murphybrown here is a bit
of a computer whiz.
515
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:51,995
- [chuckles]
- Mm...
516
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:53,997
He's worked on cable boxes.
517
00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,916
[Murphybrown] Yeah, I actually coded,
like...
518
00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:59,378
an extra layer beneath the firewall
to keep your data from being exposed.
519
00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:01,755
It's like a dam or, like, a... a stopper,
520
00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:04,299
or a barrier to stop people from...
521
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,176
- Like a block?
- [stammers] Okay. [laughs]
522
00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:08,011
Can we do this in English, Professor?
523
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:11,390
[Murphybrown] Oh, s-sorry, sorry, my...
Sorry, my fine student.
524
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:12,849
- [troupe laughs]
- I need a diagram.
525
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,434
It makes no sense at all.
526
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,937
But what he's basically saying is,
527
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:19,731
nobody wants to be naked
underneath their underwear.
528
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,359
So, one adds an extra layer of protection.
529
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:23,985
It doesn't have to be denim, per se,
530
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,822
but everybody wants to hide their privates
from something.
531
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,407
Not everybody.
532
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,992
- Can you show me?
- [Tobias] Oh, sure.
533
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,661
- [DeBrie] God, yeah.
- No, your program?
534
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,955
The... The code that you wrote?
535
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:38,166
[Ron] George Michael was as surprised
536
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:42,421
as the courtroom was about to be
when the DA introduced a witness
537
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:45,173
who would turn the whole case upside down
538
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,092
with a sense of the dramatic.
539
00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:51,555
[Lottie] Okay. Now, Warden Gentles,
you recently paid a visit
540
00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:54,224
to the Hollywood motion picture
director Ron Howard
541
00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:56,226
with information about the Bluth family
542
00:23:56,309 --> 00:23:58,812
you thought was pertinent
to a project he was working on
543
00:23:58,895 --> 00:24:00,355
about the Bluth family.
544
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,566
- Isn't that correct?
- [Gentles] That is correct.
545
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:04,776
- Oh, my God.
- [Lottie] This had to do with an incident
546
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,028
in Buster Bluth's past, correct?
547
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,822
Yes. It is so.
548
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:11,658
And how exactly did you acquire
this information?
549
00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:16,121
Well, if I may be eloquent,
straight from the horse's mouth.
550
00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:17,706
And who is the horse?
551
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,543
Lucille Bluth,
552
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:23,920
of course, of course.
553
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:27,174
[Lottie] But all that information
on that case
554
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:30,927
- had been sealed.
- [Gentles] Well, all seals can come loose
555
00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:31,970
with a little bit of...
556
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:34,306
Gentles' pressuring.
557
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,477
[Ron] And Lucille herself had beenso loosened.
558
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:42,647
Some months earlier,
Lucille had enticed Warden Gentles
559
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,566
to a private dinner in order
560
00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:48,445
to get her son Buster released
for a Second of July parade.
561
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:51,740
And through the course
of a well-served meal,
562
00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:55,911
and even more frequently served
bottles of wine,
563
00:24:56,328 --> 00:25:00,582
Lucille rekindled a friendship
in order to ask for a favor.
564
00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:03,001
But as the afternoon turned into evening,
565
00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:05,420
intimate details issued forth
566
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:08,340
from a now-drunken Lucille's mouth.
567
00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,509
Information extremely useful
568
00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:14,137
to a warden with ambitions
of a screenwriting career,
569
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:17,140
who had heard
about an Imagine streaming series
570
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:19,601
about this exact family.
571
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:23,146
So, while Lucille got her son out
for a parade,
572
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,857
Warden Gentles got a lot more.
573
00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:29,110
In fact,
the only thing guarded that evening
574
00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:32,113
was Warden Gentles' private trailer.
575
00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:35,575
[Lottie] And you shared these stories
with Ron Howard?
576
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,369
- [Ron] He did.
- I did.
577
00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:41,248
Exhibit 3-A, Making of a Monster.
578
00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:45,210
I would like to play a clip
of the season finale.
579
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:46,878
[TV beeps]
580
00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:50,924
[Ron] And so, they played muchof the Imagine Bluth project.
581
00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:52,926
Now, remember, this is really rough.
582
00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:56,221
And our location guy was only able
to rent out the cottage for shooting
583
00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:58,765
for, like, two days.
And it's all temp sound.
584
00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:02,811
- We haven't licensed most of this music.
- What? What do you think you're doing?
585
00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:05,730
I told you. I'm taking this girl who,
in my opinion,
586
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,440
has been mistreated by you
for far too long
587
00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,609
on a cruise with her grandmother.
588
00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,528
[scoffs] You're not taking her anywhere.
589
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,572
Oh, come on, Mom.
590
00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:15,699
I am almost 14,
591
00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:18,702
- and you have been mistreating me.
- [young Lucille] Oh...
592
00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:20,579
You go to your room.
593
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,749
- [door closes]
- [young Lucille] How dare you?
594
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,294
We both know that child
is about to turn 18.
595
00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,963
- Oh, that's right, it slipped my mind.
- [young Lucille] Oh, please.
596
00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:33,008
That's all you've been thinking about
since you put her up for adoption.
597
00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:34,884
[Mimi] It hasn't been on your mind?
598
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,555
You swooped in and stole her
from the Standwells
599
00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:39,931
when you found out about the endowment,
600
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:43,184
'cause you just had to have
a cottage on the beach.
601
00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:44,311
[scoffs]
602
00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:46,104
[Mimi] You can say goodbye to that, honey.
603
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:47,606
Because that child is mine,
604
00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:49,899
and I have nothing else
in my life right now.
605
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,526
And I'm not gonna spend
the rest of it singing
606
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,445
on a cruise ship for snifter tips.
607
00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,447
[young Lucille] I knew this iswhat you were up to.
608
00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:57,240
Suddenly, there's no gentleman caller
in the picture,
609
00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,117
and you decide to look out for yourself?
610
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,536
[Mimi] Oh, you're one to talk
about looking out for yourself.
611
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,164
I've never been invited
to this place even once,
612
00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:05,749
and let's not forget who paid for it.
613
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,752
[young Lucille] And this is how
you want to be paid back?
614
00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:11,713
You think you're gonna walk
in here and take away my child?
615
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:14,174
That's not your child.
That's my child, and we both know it.
616
00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:15,967
[young Buster] No.
617
00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:19,679
It's not true. I still have it!
I'll still wear my gentleman's collar!
618
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:22,432
But you're not my mother.
Mother's my mother, Grandmother!
619
00:27:22,515 --> 00:27:23,892
[screaming]
620
00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:25,810
- [slow piano music playing]
- [thudding]
621
00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:30,523
[Ron] You know, it's funny,I was actually worried
622
00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:33,610
about them showing this in court,
but it... it turned out better
623
00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:34,944
than I'd remembered.
624
00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:37,364
And I actually think
it's a good advertisement
625
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:38,490
for the show.
626
00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:41,409
Of course,
we still haven't gotten Brian's notes.
627
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,828
And obviously,
we're gonna put Jean Smart's face
628
00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:46,539
- on the stuntman.
- [crashing echoes]
629
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,046
[Ron] And Cobie did a great job, too.
630
00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:54,881
You know,
I... I should send her something.
631
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:57,509
- Did you know about this?
- [Dusty] No.
632
00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:00,553
My dad made us give up Netflix
when they went up by two dollars.
633
00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:02,639
[Lottie] Is that an accurate depiction
634
00:28:02,722 --> 00:28:05,100
of what Lucille told you was a true story?
635
00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:08,436
I'm not just saying this
to suck up to Ron Howard,
636
00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:11,064
but I think we nailed it.
637
00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:13,692
[Lottie] So, Buster Bluth
638
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:16,611
has killed before in the exact same manner
639
00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:18,446
he killed Lucille Austero!
640
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:19,698
[man] Wow.
641
00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:21,324
[quietly] Prosecution rests.
642
00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:23,368
We will reconvene tomorrow.
643
00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:25,870
- Mistrial! Mistrial!
- Yes, yes!
644
00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:27,247
I missed your trial!
645
00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:30,250
So you sell me out to Warden Gentles?
646
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,294
And we both know you said
I wouldn't get in trouble.
647
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,297
- You made a promise!
- No, Buster, it was a mistake!
648
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,134
You can live with her, Dusty.
She can be your mother.
649
00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:42,762
Now you made it almost impossible
for me to win this case.
650
00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:46,266
I mean, was that an option?
Because you did almost kill my dad.
651
00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:49,477
Mother and boy...
652
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,896
[Ron] On the next Arrested Development...
653
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,316
[Ron] George Michael discoversMurphybrown knows
654
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,153
more about computers
than he'd been letting on.
655
00:28:58,611 --> 00:29:00,572
...they'll just be getting
this placeholder data
656
00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:02,157
instead of your real data.
657
00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:04,576
- So, like, do you want to watch Gone Girl?
- Yeah.
658
00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:06,828
Okay, 'cause I just ripped it.
But guess what?
659
00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:07,954
They'll never know,
660
00:29:08,037 --> 00:29:10,498
because they will be seeing...
this dummy info.
661
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,752
- It works.
- [Murphybrown] Mm-hmm.
662
00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:16,045
Pretty much all the time.
Pretty much works.
663
00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,630
[troupe laughs]
664
00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:20,300
- [DeBrie] It's like a big deal.
- I know.
665
00:29:20,383 --> 00:29:23,511
- [Murphybrown] Take a look at it there.
- Well, this is Fakeblock.
666
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,766
- You made Fakeblock.
- Mm.
667
00:29:28,391 --> 00:29:30,894
Hey,
do you want to see Ben Affleck's peen?
668
00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:35,648
[chuckles, stammering]
Yeah. Would love to.
669
00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:37,192
Huh, what do we have here?
670
00:29:38,693 --> 00:29:40,236
- Huh. Yep, yep.
- [keyboard clacking]
671
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,948
Huh. Yep. Yep. Yep.
672
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,538
[upbeat music playing]
673
00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:55,138
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