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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:13,346 [Ron] Now, the story of a wealthy family 2 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:16,349 who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice 3 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,184 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,769 [theme song playing] 5 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,859 It's Arrested Development. 6 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:30,071 - [film reel clicking] - [player beeps] 7 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,452 [Lucille] Gotta avoid the sun. 8 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:36,870 Right there. 9 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,999 Sorry, Gob. Looks like there isn't gonna be enough for you. 10 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,960 I never should have done Lindsay first. 11 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,087 Lindsay's having a widening spurt. 12 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:49,674 Please, I don't need any suntan lotion. Dad never wears any. 13 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:52,469 Yeah. And he's doing fine in the lady department. 14 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:55,221 - [Lucille chuckles] Oh. - [George Sr.] Well, Buster doesn't know 15 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:57,557 what the hell he's talking about! 16 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:02,270 I think Buster was actually talking about Mom. 17 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,985 Oh, yes. No, uh... I thought... 18 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,780 you were talking about recent... Yes, thank you. 19 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:15,992 Yes, she is, uh... She is quite the beauty. 20 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,788 You kids have a lot of competition 21 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,623 for this year's family pageant. 22 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:24,667 Who is going to be... 23 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:28,463 Mr. and Mrs. Bluth 1982? 24 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:30,465 [Lucille laughs] Oh! 25 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:33,009 [Lindsay sighs] 26 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,469 It's always you guys. 27 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:37,222 - [chuckles] - [Lindsay] We don't have a chance. 28 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:41,476 Well, that's the downside of having a mother who never ages. 29 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,980 It must be something in these cigarettes. 30 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:48,775 It doesn't hurt that you guys are the judges. 31 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:51,861 - They are? - You guys are the judges? 32 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:56,699 I knew this day would come. 33 00:01:57,575 --> 00:01:58,910 - Maybe it is time. - [sighs] 34 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,329 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay, uh... 35 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:04,165 Kids, your mother and I have discussed it, 36 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:07,502 and you're all old enough now to actually impress us, 37 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:09,169 so... 38 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:14,801 ...we're out of the running. 39 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:17,345 [Lucille] But that means you need to step up your efforts 40 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:18,930 in the talent portion. 41 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:20,515 I already know what I'm doing. 42 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:22,392 And it can't just be push-ups. 43 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:25,353 [stammering] Yeah, it won't just be push-ups. 44 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,482 [Lucille] So, good luck, everyone, in the pageant. 45 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,860 I'm sure you'll all be thin by Thursday, Lindsay. 46 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:34,696 - [George Sr.] Out you go. - Although, not so fast. 47 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:37,657 You have to wait until your brother Buster's hooked up. 48 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:40,660 Oh, come on. He still has to wear that dog collar? 49 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:42,412 It's not a dog collar. 50 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,956 - It's Buster's Gentleman Collar. - Gentleman Collar. 51 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:46,541 And he barely even knows it's there. 52 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:48,334 [Buster] Yeah, I barely know it's... 53 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:51,129 - [grunts] - [chuckles] 54 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:53,423 Well, he's grown a little. 55 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,884 [Michael] Hey, wait. You're in your suits already? 56 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:59,053 I thought you were gonna wait for me before you went swimming. 57 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:02,765 It's not my fault you're so greedy for a paycheck. 58 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,225 I was covering your shift. 59 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:07,270 - Oh, yeah. Pay up. - [Michael] Too late. 60 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,231 I already spent your pay on this. 61 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:15,862 [music swells] 62 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,911 You bought me a dorky, lame, stupid, 63 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,412 gay magic kit? 64 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:27,040 What? No. This is for me. 65 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:29,250 I got it for the Mr. Bluth Talent Pageant. 66 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,211 This is gonna be my talent. 67 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,006 Does it come with that bird? 68 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:37,675 No, I gotta get a bird. But I'll get a bird. 69 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,136 [Buster] Can I see? [grunts] Almost there... 70 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,972 [Michael] Didn't Buster used to get past the window? 71 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,058 [Gob] Mom tightened it when he tried to put 72 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:46,726 that starfish in his mouth. 73 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,938 Yeah, but he's had a good summer. He's made friends. 74 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:53,191 Actually, Mother made the friend for me. 75 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:56,778 So I named it after her: Lucille Ball. 76 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:01,157 Is anybody else worried she's ruining us? 77 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,247 [Buster] Take that back! You take that back! 78 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,999 - We're normal! We're normal! - [Gob] Okay. Down, down. 79 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,335 - [Michael] Easy, Buster. Easy, boy. - [Lindsay] Sit. 80 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:16,089 Okay, well, you guys wait for me. 81 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,589 I'm gonna go change into my suit. 82 00:04:17,673 --> 00:04:20,677 I would say wait for me, but it might be a couple of years. 83 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:24,264 Hey, uh, Michael... 84 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:28,017 [sighs] I think Buster wants to go take a swim. 85 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,020 [Buster] I do! 86 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,064 I've never even got my suit wet from the outside. 87 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:35,275 And I'm looking to turn that around, buddy. 88 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,860 [Michael] If you're talking about Buster going into the ocean, 89 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,404 that is a terrible idea. 90 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:42,490 Besides, Mom puts that stupid collar on him 91 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:44,450 every time he puts on his bathing suit. 92 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,035 No. Not every time. 93 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,371 He doesn't wear it during the swimsuit competition 94 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:49,956 of the Mr. Bluth Pageant. 95 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:51,040 Sit. 96 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,127 By the way, guess who it turns out the judges really are? 97 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,212 It's not Mom and Dad? 98 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,049 Magic is for girls. 99 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,552 And your bird's gonna die, Michael. 100 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,807 And when it does, it'll go back to... whence it came. 101 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:09,309 [sighs] 102 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,228 Back to whence it came. 103 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:16,733 [film reel clicking] 104 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,443 [player beeps] 105 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,653 [Ron] The Bluths were waiting for information 106 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,739 from Michael and their attorney 107 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:25,199 after having made the news again. 108 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,410 [John] Viewers, it was the graphic scene 109 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:29,579 behind the graphics that caught the attention 110 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:33,583 of a sharp-eyed viewer who saw something and said something. 111 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:36,252 On the top of a stair car the police are calling 112 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,088 a "vehicle of interest," an alleged man, now identified 113 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,715 as Byron Buster Bluth, 114 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:43,801 can be seen dropping a large person-type thing 115 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,053 into the water below. 116 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:47,847 Police think this may be a clue to the disappearance 117 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:52,018 of Lucille Austero, with whom the suspect had a long and rocky relationship. 118 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:55,938 Mr. Bluth was arrested last night in an elevator in Newport. 119 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:57,732 It seems the Bluth Family... 120 00:05:57,815 --> 00:05:59,442 [Ron] And the family found themselves 121 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:02,362 in the last place they ever expected to be: 122 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:03,446 a police station. 123 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,448 I never seem to get an end seat. 124 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:08,576 This is what happens when you're richand white in America. 125 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:10,370 You happen to be caught on video, 126 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:13,956 dumping some large person-type thing into the bay, 127 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,000 and nobody thinks, "I wonder how long 128 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:18,169 that guy has been working for the real killer?" 129 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:21,255 Yeah, and they jumped right to "He's the killer," 130 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:22,632 and then don't think to add: 131 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:25,301 "but it's nice he's giving the help the night off." 132 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:28,179 No, they're jealous. They are jealous. 133 00:06:28,262 --> 00:06:31,474 And they won't stop until one of us is a murderer. 134 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:32,892 Today, it's Buster. 135 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:35,561 Tomorrow... No, I guess it'll stop today. 136 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,438 - Today's the last day. - [George Sr.] Come on. 137 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,065 Let's all get on the same side here. 138 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:40,775 We need to be all together on this. 139 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:42,902 Yeah, I... I think that's a wonderful idea. 140 00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:46,447 And really, we're just asking this Asian gentleman 141 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,491 and his wife...? 142 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,743 To move over to that group of chairs there, 143 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:52,787 freeing up the end seat, 144 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:54,872 which I would love to take a shot at sitting in. 145 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,333 [Michael] Okay, it is not great news. 146 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,376 [Tobias] Sorry. 147 00:06:58,459 --> 00:06:59,627 To finish the thought, 148 00:07:00,044 --> 00:07:02,422 that would free up this whole area of seats for us. 149 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,715 From the "If You See Something, Say Something" poster 150 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:07,176 - to the payphone. - Tobias, please. 151 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:10,721 - What did you find out? - My friend spoke to the DA's office, 152 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:13,182 and my lawyers were able to reduce my sentence 153 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,059 to time served. Bad news? 154 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:18,062 I can't spend any time with anybody under 25. 155 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:19,522 About Buster. 156 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:24,986 And... they officially charged him with murder. First degree. 157 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:26,362 - Mm... - [Lucille] First degree? 158 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:29,073 - They don't even have a body. - [Michael] Yes, 159 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:31,159 but they have his fingerprints and her blood 160 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:33,870 all over the stair car, which was supposed to be missing in Mexico. 161 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:36,414 [Ron] In fact, it was a picture of the stair car 162 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:39,417 at the border that dismantled the DA's case 163 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:42,170 by showing the missing victim along with Oscar... 164 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,421 ...alibi and what we... 165 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:45,423 [Ron] ...that Michael had used to get the DA 166 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:48,342 to release Buster from jail in the first place. 167 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:50,094 - We did. - [Ron] And even though the picture 168 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,263 turned out to be just George Michael and Maeby 169 00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:54,765 dressing up as two of their heroes 170 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:58,186 before abandoning the broken-down truck in Mexico, 171 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:01,898 the forensic evidence on a stair car that served as the crime scene... 172 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,316 Okay, evidence guy, we're done. 173 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:06,027 ...of the conjectured murder was kept safely 174 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,403 out of the country... 175 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,780 Because you don't know�DropBox? That's not my job. 176 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:13,075 [Ron] ...as was�Oscar, who wasn't with Lucille 2. 177 00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:14,577 Because that's the evidence... 178 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:17,747 [Ron] But who, after hearing news that Buster had been arrested, 179 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:20,082 went to the vehicle he'd hidden away 180 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,877 after finding it abandoned weeks earlier, 181 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:26,255 before driving it back into the States 182 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,132 - to pick up his son, Buster... - [whistling] 183 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:31,511 ...a man who would soon be implored by his magician brother 184 00:08:32,385 --> 00:08:34,222 to help him conceal the secrets 185 00:08:34,304 --> 00:08:35,972 - of a magic trick. - ...body-shaped thing. 186 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,100 - What is that? - [Ron] It was only after doing so 187 00:08:38,183 --> 00:08:40,811 that Oscar decided to be the latest Bluth 188 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:43,856 to abandon a stair car, unfortunately doing so 189 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,024 in a parking spot 190 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,443 that had only recently been assigned 191 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,154 to evidence supervisor Eddie Cantrow. 192 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:52,865 - Evidence parking only. - [Ron] Who, before realizing 193 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:56,077 that he was looking at damaging evidence against Buster, 194 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:59,664 - reacted poorly... - [grunting] 195 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:01,832 ...damaging the evidence against Buster. 196 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:04,377 - Son of a bitch! - [Ron] In fairness to him, 197 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:06,462 it had taken him a super long time to get 198 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,757 a decent parking spot that he didn't have to walk, like, a mile from. 199 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:13,219 [Michael] Unfortunately, someone tampered with the evidence. 200 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:15,471 But, look, even without it, they still have the video 201 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,015 of him dumping something in the bay that night. 202 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:21,060 And... And did he say what it was that he dumped? 203 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,272 Or who gave him whatever what it was that he dumped? 204 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,066 Or where that guy, not the first guy but the second guy 205 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:28,985 who gave him what he dumped, 206 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:31,821 got... what it was that he dumped? 207 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:33,197 [Barry chuckles] Not this time. 208 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,575 No, we... we didn't have him say anything. 209 00:09:36,158 --> 00:09:39,120 I said, "Don't say a word. Put on your poker face." 210 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:41,122 [Ron] Although Buster's poker face 211 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,917 didn't really make him look like less of a murderer. 212 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:46,627 - [Barry] Poker face. - [laughs] 213 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:47,962 [camera shutter clicks] 214 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:49,797 [Lucille] How could this be happening? 215 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:53,217 Buster couldn't have done this. I raised him totally by the book. 216 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,469 Mom, you had him on a leash until he was six. 217 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,680 [Lucille] Well, if that leash screwed him up so badly, 218 00:09:58,180 --> 00:09:59,890 why does he still want to wear it? 219 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:02,643 Guys, it's not time to play the blame game, okay? 220 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,062 Even though they do say, in most cases, 221 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,481 something happens in childhood and, usually, the person 222 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,191 that raises them is to blame. 223 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,152 - But that's experts. - [Lucille] I see. 224 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:13,446 Don't you try to pin this on Lupe. 225 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:15,573 She had her own family to raise, too. 226 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,825 [Michael] Boy, Mom brings up a very good point. 227 00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:20,369 No one should say anything publicly about this. 228 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,622 - I should speak for the family. - [Tobias scoffs] 229 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:24,624 - You? - [Michael] Mm-hmm. 230 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,709 - Who said it should be you? - [Michael] Well, 231 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,586 I'm in the family, and it's gonna be crazy. 232 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:30,254 It's gonna be a media circus, Tobias. 233 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:32,632 Then I should be its ringmaster. 234 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:36,093 [Ron] In fact, Tobias would've taken any job at that moment, 235 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:40,514 as his current living arrangement was tense, indeed. 236 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:44,685 [instrumental version of "Thank You for Being a Friend" playing] 237 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,651 [Ron] Something that is really only clear 238 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,570 without the quick editing and carefree score. 239 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:57,156 Who did that? Who did that? 240 00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:58,866 - I was trying to be funny. - [Tobias] Yeah? 241 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:01,077 How 'bout I put your head through this glass table? 242 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,578 How funny would that be, young man? 243 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,704 Oh, try it, Dad! 244 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,331 I would so [bleep] love that! 245 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:07,708 - I did not raise you to say the F-word! - Everybody's tired! 246 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,294 We've all had too much pain medication. 247 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,171 [Maeby] There were six. There were six in here. 248 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,006 Who the [bleep] took 'em? 249 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,925 - Why would you take these? - I didn't take 'em! 250 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,885 - How dare you, young lady! - Hey, stop yelling! 251 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:20,221 - I hate it when you guys fight! - I've had enough of all 252 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:22,264 - of you guys. Hey. - I've had enough of you. 253 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,142 - I'll break her neck. - [Ron] Let's get that music back on. 254 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,812 ["Thank You for Being a Friend" continues playing] 255 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:33,234 As you see, it's latex, so it can go right up your ass. 256 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,361 [Tobias] Someone from this family needs 257 00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,196 to speak for Buster. 258 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:39,865 Who is Buster Bluth? 259 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,617 A young, one-armed, 260 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:45,705 Iraq War vet suffering from PTSD, 261 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:48,582 raised by a young mother who had him at 17, 262 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,251 whose only flaw was that... 263 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,295 she loved him... too much. 264 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,881 Actually, I was 37. 265 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,425 Well, no one would believe that. 266 00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:00,678 - You're hired. - [Michael] No, you're not. Mom, 267 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,471 - I'll handle this. - [Lucille] Oh, Michael, 268 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,725 let's be honest. Every time you handle things, they're mishandled. 269 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,977 Yeah, your mom's right. I mean, lately, 270 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,562 you're just doing everything badly. 271 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:12,356 - Yeah, Dad, nail his ass. - [Tobias chuckles] I'll pile on 272 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,024 to nailing that ass, Dad. 273 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,902 S... So, now that we've gotten 274 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,864 Tobias completely ruled out as ringmaster, 275 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:23,242 maybe we can talk about Buster and maybe getting him a lawyer. 276 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,119 Oh! I should have led with this. 277 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:26,495 I have been officially disbarred. 278 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,122 I can't handle Buster's case 279 00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:30,374 or anybody under 25. 280 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,960 Saves me an awkward conversation. 281 00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:35,921 I think we need to get Buster the best criminal lawyer available. 282 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,173 - Looking for the best? - Yeah. 283 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:41,343 Well, if you're looking for the best, there is only one group to go to. 284 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,471 They're called the Guilty Guys. 285 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:46,307 [Ron] In fact, they were five of the most prestigious attorneys 286 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:47,725 in Orange County. 287 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,310 There was Anita Bramwell, 288 00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,729 a researcher as tough as a prosecutor, 289 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:54,148 whose photographic memory was the perfect complement 290 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:56,400 to her photogenic good looks. 291 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,528 When it came to writing briefs, Garrison "Harvard" Sweet 292 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,030 was as elegant on the page 293 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,115 as he was clumsy on the dance floor. 294 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,034 But in both cases, he wasn't�afraid 295 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,660 to step on a few toes. 296 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,871 Trained by the FBI in forensics, 297 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,540 Shara Winfield not only knew the science of law, 298 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,125 but the laws of science. 299 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:17,046 She was an expert who wasn't afraid to get a little DNA on her. 300 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,090 With a state supreme court justice as a father, 301 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,967 Jack Griffin had more to prove 302 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,261 than most upper-tier Dartmouth law students. 303 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,846 He wasn't too proud to take money 304 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,973 and a country club membership from his parents. 305 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,600 But he made it to the top of the list 306 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,769 by being just that good. 307 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,896 And hailing from the mean streets of Oakland 308 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,440 comes a lawyer raised by a single mother 309 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,859 who taught him the meaning of justice, Jesus, 310 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,861 and when to not follow the rules. 311 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:44,240 David G. "G-Man" Barnes cared about 312 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,866 but one thing above the law: 313 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,910 his beloved Raiders. 314 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,662 These five professionals 315 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:52,540 had a perfect record defending real criminals 316 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,542 who'd done real crimes. 317 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:58,420 Together, they were known as the Guilty Guys. 318 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,006 And I think I might have gotten Jack and David mixed up. 319 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,424 [Barry] Very expensive 320 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,551 but very, very good, 321 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,970 especially if you're guilty. 322 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,805 He's not guilty. 323 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,975 - Then I would go with the cheaper option. - [Lucille] Unacceptable. 324 00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,351 We want the best. 325 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:15,145 Well, how are we gonna pay for that? We don't have any money. 326 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:18,566 It's all tied up in Fakeblock. Thanks, Michael. 327 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:21,110 "Thanks, Michael"? How 'bout a little thanks 328 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,445 to the guy who drove the stock price up 329 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,031 and ended up screwing over those other guys? 330 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,826 Who ended up being us. Thanks, Michael. 331 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,745 - Fakeblock's got nothing to do with this. - Thanks, Michael. 332 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:34,707 That's right. Because when we sell Fakeblock, 333 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,750 we give the money right back to the Chinese 334 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,377 before they get angrier. 335 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:39,879 Angrier? 336 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,214 I didn't tell you, but they left a message 337 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:45,009 saying that they hope their gift was enough to... 338 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,261 "get us back on our feet." 339 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,972 They're... They're threatening our feet? 340 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,266 [traditional Chinese music plays] 341 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,768 You don't think these Chinese would first try to, I don't know, 342 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,146 - ding your credit rating? - [Lucille] It's their culture. 343 00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,774 Dusty was right. I will say this for Saddam Hussein. 344 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,277 With him, you didn't have to guess. It was very direct. 345 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,738 "I'll chop this off, I'll chop that off." 346 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,990 Right. With him, you knew where you stood. 347 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,366 Or... Or couldn't. 348 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,911 [Lucille] Well, the Chinese clearly know we spent the money. 349 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:15,247 We're gonna have to sell Fakeblock, so we can find a way to build the wall. 350 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,666 Guys, we... we're not selling Fakeblock, okay? 351 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,794 We're gonna be able to find the money to pay for these great lawyers, all right? 352 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,631 I've already identified a couple of assets that we can part with. 353 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:24,798 Yeah, anything, Michael. 354 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,342 We should sell the beach house. 355 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:35,017 This is why we never told you about the beach house, Michael. 356 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,852 [Gob] Uh, can I add something? 357 00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:40,856 This is why we never told you about the [bleep] beach house. 358 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:41,941 Let's roll. 359 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,780 [Ron] Days later, Michael was back at the office, 360 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:51,325 trying to get a sense of how soon Fakeblock would be turning a profit. 361 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:54,328 Sorry, stranger, I only have time for future billionaires. 362 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,163 Oh, it's you. 363 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:58,248 - Bingo. - [George Michael] Uh, this... 364 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,084 this was delivered to our office by mistake. 365 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,461 But it says "Bluth Company," so I thought I'd bring it. 366 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,254 Mailman mistake, huh? 367 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,382 Hard to believe we have those in this analog world. 368 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,801 Hey, speaking of that, how's it going down there? 369 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,219 - It's good. Yeah. - Yeah? 370 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,846 Gob has been on lunch... most of today. 371 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,556 - Most of the week... - Huh. 372 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,849 - ...actually... - Yeah, listen, 373 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,685 Gob only cares about himself. 374 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,311 But I'm glad to get you up here, because, 375 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,522 as I say, we need that software. 376 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:24,441 I mean, no pressure, but the lawyers are charging a lot of money 377 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:25,693 down there. 378 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:28,028 - Oh, did you hire them? - Oh, yeah. 379 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,072 [Ron] And the billable hours were coming in, 380 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:32,825 as the Guilty Guys were finishing their first week 381 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:36,537 - of leaving no stone unturned. - [Jack] So there's no doubt in your mind? 382 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,746 None whatsoever. 383 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,249 There's no way the killer was Ann Veal. No match. 384 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,209 - That's right. - [Shara] DNA don't lie. 385 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,877 Take her off the board. 386 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,713 - [Anita] Got it. - [Jack] Run those files 387 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:49,091 and our billing for it over to the Bluth Company and pronto. 388 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,803 [Michael] I mean, Jesus Christ, $7,000 to find out 389 00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:55,514 that Ann Veal had nothing to do with Buster's case? 390 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,725 Frankly, I'd ask you to bring your rich girlfriend on 391 00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:00,561 as a business associate, but I respect your space. 392 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:01,770 Unless maybe... 393 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,230 we give it a shot? 394 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:04,857 Ship sailed on that or...? 395 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,444 It's... It's difficult, actually, 396 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,862 because I'm trying to figure out 397 00:17:09,944 --> 00:17:11,989 whether her father can even be trusted. 398 00:17:12,071 --> 00:17:13,906 It's difficult for me to find that balance... 399 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,951 [Ron] Oh, that's not why he can't ask her. 400 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,746 I wasn't even going to put this in, but here's why. 401 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,664 You sold the company? 402 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,459 - A little. - You can't sell a company a little. 403 00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:25,544 That's like saying you're a little bit tired. 404 00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:27,921 You don't think you can be a little bit tired? 405 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,923 My dad was gonna invest in your company. 406 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,800 I was gonna invest in your company. 407 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,595 Then, suddenly, you go behind my back and have sold it. 408 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,764 - You clearly don't trust me. - I do trust you. 409 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,684 I just didn't want Fakeblock to get in the way of our relationship. 410 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,853 Well, now it's not gonna get in the way of anything. 411 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,688 [George Michael] Anything? I mean, so... 412 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:46,523 it's over now? 413 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,442 [clicks tongue] A little. 414 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:51,111 [Ron] But not wanting to make his father feel guilty, 415 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,030 George Michael kept this to himself. 416 00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:55,240 [Michael] I'm trying to get a timeline on when profits 417 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,785 from the Fakeblock business and so forth start up. 418 00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,369 But I do respect your space. 419 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,330 [George Michael] I hope I haven't put the family 420 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,083 - in a bind. - Well, the family is the other issue. 421 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,168 Your grandparents promised to build that crazy... 422 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,462 border wall to some... 423 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,339 Oh. Chinese. 424 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,383 Now they're worrying that the Chinese are gonna be upset 425 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,595 and say... Oh. "You will pay." 426 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:18,931 Huh. 427 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,850 Anyway, I said, "We're not selling Fakeblock, 428 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,144 'cause, I promise you, it'll make plenty of money." 429 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,439 Well, you know, I'd... be careful of promising even a little. 430 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,984 You know, some people, you give them an inch, and they take... 431 00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:32,778 [Michael] A foot. 432 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,448 [echoing] They're threatening our feet? 433 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,825 [traditional Chinese music plays] 434 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,077 [George Michael] Is it a foot now? They shortened it. 435 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,704 Well, what I'm saying is, finishing the software 436 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,040 is definitely possible. And I'm not saying I botched it, 437 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,166 but... 438 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,543 What if it's botched? 439 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,920 [Ron] As George Michael readied himself 440 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:53,215 to finally tell his father the truth about Fakeblock... 441 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,175 I don't want to talk about it, okay? 442 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,136 What? 443 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,264 Why don't you go back downstairs and get to work on that software floor? 444 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,600 Shut the door on the way out. 445 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,018 Thank you. 446 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,522 Just no rush on the software, but just... ASAP. 447 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:09,940 Chop, chop. 448 00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:12,776 Well, not "chop, chop," not... That's a bad choice of words. 449 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,236 For Christ's sake. 450 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,988 Sugarfoot 451 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,408 [Ron] Two days later, 452 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:22,619 Michael, after gathering news crews to Sudden Valley, 453 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,747 prepared to make a hastily thrown together announcement. 454 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,583 I think you're doing the right thing. We want 455 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,877 to make the Chinese happy. Believe me, you don't want them 456 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,713 sending your severed foot to threaten some other guy 457 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,590 who doesn't want to build a bridge. 458 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,301 Yeah, I just... I can't have my son in any danger. 459 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,969 That's why I said you should fire him. 460 00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,929 That's what I'd do if it were one of my kids. 461 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,140 Did you want me to fire him for you? 462 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,641 [Michael] No. That's nice of you. 463 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,768 I mean, it's not... [chuckles] It's not nice. Sorry. 464 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,730 It's quick. Very, very quick of you to offer, 465 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:52,441 but George Michael and I are finally close again, and, uh, 466 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,068 I didn't inherit your love of firing family. 467 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,405 - And certainly not him. - [George Sr.] I know it's not family, 468 00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,323 but maybe 469 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:01,575 - you'll do a big layoff around Christmas. - [Lucille] God. 470 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:05,120 Are we already talking about Christmas layoffs? 471 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,539 Guys, building the wall's the only way. 472 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:11,043 We took money from the Chinese investors. I... I can't sell my son's company 473 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:15,088 to make good on a loan, but I think that I have come up with a... work-around 474 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,882 - to pay them back. - So sorry to interrupt. 475 00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:17,883 - Hi. - They're ready. 476 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,552 I finished writing your speech about the wall. Question. 477 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,887 Do you need an opening parable? 478 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,097 It's hard to find one where the wall builder isn't, 479 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,308 you know, starved to death by his own wall, 480 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,018 or dies of loneliness by his own wall. 481 00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,229 Or, of course, is crushed to death by his own wall. 482 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,397 Yeah. We don't want to blow the ending anyway. 483 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,025 Ah. Then you'll hate the one about the honeybee. 484 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:37,319 [Ron] And while Michael didn't know if his announcement 485 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:40,155 would make it all the way to China, it definitely made it 486 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,448 as far as the model home. 487 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:44,785 - Could those be... TV cameras? - [Michael] There you are. 488 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,371 Hey, I want to thank everybody for coming out 489 00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:51,333 to the great Bluth Company border wall project. 490 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,668 [Ron] Gob quickly made a call 491 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,211 - to his former compliance officer. - [Adhir] Hello? 492 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:55,837 Nine rings? 493 00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:57,714 Are you at Sudden Valley? 494 00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,341 Yes, uh, I believe you were told, 495 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,928 although perhaps someone foolishly left a message for you at work. 496 00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:04,179 It's a business event. 497 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,973 - [Michael] Beautiful day. - The Bluth Company. 498 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:06,890 [Gob] On TV? 499 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,934 - Are you on TV? - [Adhir] A local channel 500 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,936 is televising it, I believe. 501 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,230 - Yes, there they are. - [applause on TV] 502 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,940 - Okay. - [Michael] Absolutely great day. 503 00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,525 Walk to the camera, okay? 504 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,653 - Walk to the camera quick, so I... - [Adhir] I don't feel comfortable... 505 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:22,322 I need you to comply and walk over to the camera! 506 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,242 Wow, this is perfect. Michael plans 507 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,577 a little "work event" during the weekmid. 508 00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,621 Right? That's just... Look at me. 509 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,373 - [Adhir] I can't see you. - Comply! 510 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:32,916 Look me in the eyes and tell me 511 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,043 that Michael didn't want me to know about this 512 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,505 because I'm the president of Fakeblock. It's why he planned it so early, isn't it? 513 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:39,923 [Adhir] Uh, Gob, really? 514 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,759 In fairness, it is a Thursday at twenty to four. 515 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,469 Exactly, and everyone knows 516 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,888 the workday doesn't start until nine to five. 517 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,932 [Adhir sighs] Look, I need to get back to him. 518 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,559 Michael's going to announce the wall. 519 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:53,437 Did he sell Fakeblock to build it? Does George Michael know? 520 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,564 [Adhir] No, I believe he found a way around that. 521 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:56,898 Well, I'm gonna tell him. 522 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,151 [Adhir] It's a groundbreaking. I wouldn't be concerned. 523 00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:00,944 [laughing] A... a groundbreaking? 524 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,531 A groundbreaking? [sobbing] Should... should... should... 525 00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:07,659 [Michael] Let history not judge us for the ideology, but rather... 526 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,786 the quality of its workmanship, 527 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:13,206 for we are just filling orders. 528 00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:20,130 [stammering] You want to... You... you... 529 00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:21,923 Should... should I? Should...? 530 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,425 You want to see some...? 531 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,260 You wanna see groundbreaking gay TV? 532 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,970 Don't start without me. 533 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,014 - George Michael! - [Adhir] Okay, but we've started. 534 00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:32,142 - We're in the middle of... Hello? - [Michael] In a modern world where there 535 00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:33,602 are certainly more threats greater 536 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:37,064 than a 34-year-old hard-working migrant hoping 537 00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:38,982 to send money home to feed 538 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,859 his wife and three young... 539 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:44,780 future rapists. 540 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,911 Of course, I'm talking about the threat of cyber. 541 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,412 And that is why the Bluth Company 542 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:55,749 acquired a new partner just for this project. 543 00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:57,793 Adhir. Thank you. 544 00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,753 - [crowd applauds] Wow! - Look at that. 545 00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:02,214 Okay? Introducing... 546 00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:05,384 Fakeblock. We've purchased this company 547 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:09,012 solely in order to embed its privacy technology... 548 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:12,182 - [George Michael] What the [bleep]?! - ...into our state-of-the-art prototype 549 00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:13,141 wall project. 550 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:17,020 We meant to do this, folks, so nobody was deceived. 551 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,563 [chuckles] 552 00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:22,567 And that's it. 553 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,404 [Ron] And so, as Michael went 554 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:29,574 to ceremonially break ground to prove that Fakeblock could build 555 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:30,909 an indestructible wall... 556 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,369 To the wall! 557 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:35,455 May it bring us all... together. 558 00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:37,791 ...Gob kind of made the opposite. 559 00:23:37,874 --> 00:23:40,460 [crowd exclaims] 560 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:48,510 My name is Gob Bluth, and as president of Fakeblock, 561 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:50,554 I have an announcement! 562 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,764 I'm building a wall! 563 00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:57,436 Come back for the unveiling in two full weeks! 564 00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:00,147 [applause] 565 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:03,275 - Wow, that was spectacular. - Couldn't have gone better. 566 00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:06,278 [George Sr.] It's great, Michael. I mean, it placates the Chinese, 567 00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:09,281 and as long as cash comes in from the software within the month... 568 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:10,740 - Yeah. - ...we'll be able to pay 569 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:13,118 the lawyers who are working on Buster's murder charges. 570 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,162 Come in close. 571 00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:17,247 [whispers] I think I'm winning your mother back. 572 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,332 I'm gonna stick it to her tonight. 573 00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:22,419 We couldn't be prouder, Michael. And in his dreams. 574 00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:24,421 - Right. - [Gob] Hey. Did you see that? 575 00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:26,089 Did you see what I did? Did you see that? 576 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,924 Yeah, yeah. 577 00:24:30,093 --> 00:24:31,386 I had a shovel for you. 578 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,681 No, it's okay. I wanted to come in hot, make a show of it. 579 00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:37,601 God, did you see the look on their faces? 580 00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:40,687 [Michael] Just when you said two weeks to the unveiling. 581 00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:41,646 Right? 582 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,315 And when you turned and went after them. 583 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:46,568 [whispering] George Michael's coming after you, by the way. 584 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,613 - [George Michael] What was that? - Hi. 585 00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:51,281 Why would you bring my company into this? 586 00:24:51,364 --> 00:24:53,909 - [Michael] Yup. Listen. - Now we have a contract to fulfill? 587 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:57,787 I know that I told you you'd have time to get the software all worked out, 588 00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,956 but it is looking like we're gonna need it in a month. 589 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,417 - A month? - Yeah, I was hopingto stall for six, 590 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:05,504 but your uncle announced an unveiling in two weeks. 591 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:08,548 The upside is, after this, we're gonna be able to free up capital, 592 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:09,633 get you some tech guys. 593 00:25:09,716 --> 00:25:11,718 I got some friends in mapping I can talk to 594 00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:13,553 - when they come up for air. - [George Michael] I can't do this. 595 00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:14,888 - You can't. - [Michael] Well... 596 00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:16,264 Tell them it's off. Go up there 597 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,308 - and tell them it's off. - That's the other thing. 598 00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:20,143 I mean, there is no more... 599 00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:22,896 "up there," um, and... and... and look, I... 600 00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:24,606 I cannot call it off. 601 00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:25,982 But I'm the one on the line. 602 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:28,360 I'm the only one who needs to lose feet over this... 603 00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:29,402 sleep over this. 604 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:31,821 You just need to make the software. 605 00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,365 I should have told you, but, 606 00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:35,659 it just seemed like something 607 00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:38,286 that you might have a knee-jerk overreaction to. 608 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,331 [chuckles] I can tell you what your grandmother would do. 609 00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:42,457 - Um... - You're fired. 610 00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:44,876 [Michael] She does go right there, but obviously 611 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,628 I don't think that you would go that far. 612 00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:48,088 You have more shares than me, 613 00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:50,215 - so you could fire me. - I just did. 614 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:58,265 Yup. This is how it ended for the honeybee, as well. 615 00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:02,602 [Ron] And that's when Michael decided 616 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:05,605 he deserved to use what was going to be... 617 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:06,773 You're fired. 618 00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:08,441 ...the Christmas present 619 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,610 he'd been saving for his mother. 620 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,532 On the next Arrested Development... 621 00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:17,409 I'm growin' up, find my way... 622 00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:18,827 [Ron] Buster becomes... 623 00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:23,331 one of 2015's biggest memes. 624 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:24,916 Livin' large, who's in charge 625 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,793 Yes, you are, superstar 626 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:29,629 That's the only way I can... 627 00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:32,173 [Ron] And The Guilty Guys have 628 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:33,967 another breakthrough in the case. 629 00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:37,345 None of the other witnesses even saw him near the stair car. 630 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,598 The mud should have splattered up on his shoes. 631 00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:41,683 Tests say no wear of any kind. 632 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:44,102 [Jack] But how does he commit a crime with no mess, then? 633 00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:48,189 Guys, guys, guys, this fits with the fact that he can't walk. 634 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,358 And has been carried everywhere he went, damn it. 635 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,403 - [Anita] Which means what, G-Man? - He couldn't have committed this crime. 636 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,822 - In any way. - [Jack] Get that box of evidence 637 00:26:55,905 --> 00:26:58,033 - over to The Bluth Company with the bill. - We have it. 638 00:26:58,116 --> 00:26:59,159 [Ron] As they clear a man... 639 00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:00,702 They're billing hours. Get our time sheets in. 640 00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:02,787 ...who had died two years earlier. 641 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:05,081 [Jack] Attention: Michael Bluth, kid, stat. 642 00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:10,420 [upbeat music playing] 643 00:27:10,470 --> 00:27:15,020 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 52979

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