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FEMALE GPS VOICE: Take this exit
for Warwick, Rhode Island.
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SABRINA: Could you please
keep your eyes on the road?
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Relax. Got to look my best.
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This is my triumphant return.
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None of those jerks ever thought
I'd amount to anything.
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You haven't amounted
to anything.
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What are you talking about?
I got the big house,
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got the fancy cars...
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None of those things
belong to you.
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The point is, my life turned out
better than theirs,
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and today is all about shoving
that in their faces.
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- Alba, get off my dress.
- Isn't it Jimmy's day?
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He's the one
getting his number retired.
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How do you get
your number retired?
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By being a baseball legend.
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I was gonna go pro, but I took
a full ride to Stanford instead.
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Stanford University?
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Yeah, I wanted the degree.
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You know,
something to fall back on.
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So, what happened?
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*THE MICK*
Season 02 Episode 07
Title: "The Homecoming"
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Burned my ass off.
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How do you burn off your ass?
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What does that even mean?
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It was an accident,
you know.
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We'd just won the division,
celebrated too hard,
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fell asleep
with a lit cigarette,
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and it must've caught my pants
on fire.
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My ass literally disintegrated.
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They couldn't
even find the hole.
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All right, that's... we don't
need to talk about the hole.
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Lost my full ride,
and next thing I know,
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I'm hanging out at the drains
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- with the losers and the burnouts.
- Hey.
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I was a drainer.
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We weren't losers.
We were just independent.
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Look, I'm lucky my ass was
the only thing I lost that day.
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If Mickey wasn't there to stomp
it out, I might be dead.
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Look, let's focus
on the positive, all right?
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This is your day.
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You're gonna be up there
on that stage.
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I'm gonna be right there
next to you.
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Why are you gonna be up there?
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Oh, I'm gonna be presenting him
with a big check.
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Gonna kick-start
the Jimmy P. Shepherd Scholarship Fund.
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With what? You have no money.
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None of those charity checks
are real.
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It's just, like, this big show
to make people feel good.
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How's my hair?
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What's this place? I thought we
were going to a baseball game.
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Nah, that's tonight.
This is Iguana's.
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It's where everybody hangs out.
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I'm not hanging out at a bar
called Iguana's all day.
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Come on, Chip,
let's go for a walk.
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No way. I'm not trying
to get murked.
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Chip, it's Rhode Island,
not Baghdad. We'll be fine.
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Hey, Jimmy Shepherd.
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I went to kindergarten
with that guy.
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All right, let's go.
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(billiard balls clack)
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Soak it in, losers.
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Mama's home.
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Huh?
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What's up?
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Ugh, what a dump.
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I don't like the look
of this place at all.
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Oh, relax, it's not dangerous.
It just sucks.
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You're too sheltered.
You've got to get out of Greenwich more.
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I just went
to Martha's Vineyard.
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Right.
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I got to go to the bathroom.
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Wait, are you, uh...
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- I'll come with.
- No.
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Sabrina, please don't leave me
out here alone.
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Chip, there's nothing
to be afraid of.
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Fine.
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I hope you pee your uterus out.
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♪♪
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Yeah, oh, this is our backyard.
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It's just so much space.
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- Sometimes we think it's too big.
- Yeah.
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Then we're like, "No, it's not.
What are you talking about?"
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Anyway,
th-th-there's so many rooms.
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This is probably getting boring.
What about you, Pete?
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How, uh, h-how's that
bus driving going, huh?
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You got any new exciting routes
you want to talk about? (laughs)
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Another round for us,
Shirley, okay?
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It's on me.
Where's Ben?
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- I need his credit card.
- Yeah, I don't know.
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Oh, this is so cool.
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- I feel like I'm in high school. (laughs)
- Mm.
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Whoa.
Who's that stud?
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- Oh, that's Mike O'Meara.
- ALBA: Well, who was he in high school?
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Was he prom king?
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No. He was a psychopath.
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He one time
ripped a man's ears off.
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He's cute. (giggles)
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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MICKEY: Oh, you got to be kidding me.
Ipp Deluca's here?
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What? Who's Ipp Deluca?
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He's only like the biggest
scumbag in Warwick.
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Real piece of garbage.
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- Good friend of mine.
- Ah.
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What's wrong with you?
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I was mugged.
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I told you not
to leave me alone.
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I was gone for, like,
two minutes.
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These hoodlums,
they came out of nowhere.
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They were yelling,
they were screaming.
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They took my shoes.
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Well,
why didn't you fight back?
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Are you out of your mind?
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They were animals.
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I wouldn't have stood a chance.
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Come on, let's just go wait
in the car.
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I'm not gonna go sit in a hot
car like some teen mom's baby.
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Sabrina, I was just attacked!
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I'm hungry.
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JIMMY:
A pitcher's ass
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is like a nuclear reactor,
it's the power center.
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Everything flows through it.
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I thought pitchers
used their arms?
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No, that's a common
misconception.
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All pitching comes
directly from the ass.
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(spits)
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What's that?
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I'm packing a lipper.
It's a baseball thing.
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I'm feeling a little nostalgic.
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You know I still hold
the strikeout record, right?
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That's awesome.
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- You must've had a really nice butt.
- Yeah.
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Looked like a Clydesdale.
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I can see her booby.
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JIMMY: I feel like
you're a bit too young
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for this game, but the damage
is already done.
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Let's see if we can get
this other nipple.
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Jimmy Shepherd.
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Oh, Ipp Deluca.
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- I thought you were in prison.
- I'm in and out.
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I heard your number's getting retired.
Congratulations.
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This guy is the best pitcher
I'd ever seen.
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Thanks, Ipp.
That means a lot.
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Until my kid. He's way better.
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Is he?
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Yeah, Ipp Jr.
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You should see the ass
on this kid.
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It's the size of a jukebox.
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(smooches, says foreign word)
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That's where all the power
comes from.
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IPP:
That's right, kid.
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Sorry. Sensitive subject.
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- No, it's not.
- Yeah?
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- I've made peace with my past.
- Good, that's good.
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'Cause he's gonna shatter
your strikeout record, too.
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Yeah? Well, a lot can happen.
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It's a long season.
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How many does he need?
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One.
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I'm happy for him.
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MICKEY: Will you look
at this sack of garbage?
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Ipp Deluca!
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I thought you'd be
dead by now.
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Honestly, I'm...
genuinely surprised you're still alive.
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Mickey Molng.
You two are still together?
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- Yeah.
- (groans)
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(scoffs) I mean...
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So you never told him...
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Wait. Do you need a beer?
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- Let's get you a new beer.
- No, I'm good. I got one.
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I know, but I don't like
to start a fresh conversation
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- without fresh beers in my hand.
- I'm fine.
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- Don't... Come on,
- No, it's fine.
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Come on, let's go.
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IPP:
Huh.
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The hell are you doing?
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Keep your mouth shut.
We had a deal.
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I can't believe
he still doesn't know.
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Yeah, well, he doesn't
and he can't know now.
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Too much time has gone by.
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It'd be a whole thing.
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You look different, like a fancy
newscaster or something.
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It's because
I'm very well off now.
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
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Put truffles on everything.
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And, by the way, uh,
money did make me happy.
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It's a myth that it doesn't.
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- Hmm. Interesting.
- Mm-hmm.
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How about you pay me
to keep my mouth shut?
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- What?
- Seem like you could afford it.
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Well, obviously,
I can afford it.
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It's not about not being able
to afford it.
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Damn it.
How much are we talking?
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I don't know. $25,000?
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Shut your mouth.
Are you crazy?
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- Get out of here. I'm not paying you.
- All right.
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- A dime Get out of here.
- All right, all right.
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Then I am gonna tell Jimmy
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that you're the one
who burnt his ass.
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You got one hour to decide.
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What are you guys deciding?
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We're not deciding.
Why-why...?
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Stop eavesdropping on me
and my conversations.
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You got any quarters?
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Ben's a jack away
from uncovering the vagina.
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It was this big baseball party...
Uhhuh.
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Me and Ipp sneak off
to the bedroom.
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We wanted to do
some whippets.
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Jimmy's already in there,
face down,
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blackout on the floor,
right?
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He was such a good kid
back then.
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He never really drank.
His tolerance sucked.
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- What a loser.
- Well, I see that, and I'm like,
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"Okay, well, I got to light
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a bottle rocket out
of his ass now," right?
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- Yeah, yeah.
- But here's the thing,
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- it wouldn't launch.
- What?
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Oh, it just stood straight up,
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just sparking away
like a blowtorch.
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By the time he came to
in the hospital,
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I guess I panicked,
I don't know.
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That's when I came up
with that thing
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about the cigarette.
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Wow. That is some good
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- high school gossip, Mickey.
- That's not gossip.
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That is a terrible,
life-changing tragedy.
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Oh, no, it's... it's a tragedy.
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But I'm not paying it.
I won't do it.
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I don't negotiate
with terrorists.
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Well, maybe you can tell him
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you really don't have any money.
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And look like an ass
in front of everybody?
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No, thank you.
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No, we just got
to get rid of him.
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Well, how you gonna do that?
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I'm not.
Mike O'Meara is.
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Only thing Mike loves
more than fighting
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is his car.
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We're gonna make him think
Ipp destroyed it.
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That car is so hot.
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I bet Mike O'Meara hooks up
a ton in there.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I don't know, it's kind of
charming here, right?
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Ugh.
What did I just step in?
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- Oh, that's a bird.
- Ugh.
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Yeah, you just stepped
on a dead bird, dude.
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Why is it so squishy?
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I think it's been there
for a while.
248
00:08:31,967 --> 00:08:33,682
Oh, God, there they are,
there they are.
249
00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:35,447
- Are you kidding me?
- (bicycle bell rings)
250
00:08:35,504 --> 00:08:37,582
Those are the hoodlums
that attacked you?
251
00:08:37,669 --> 00:08:39,465
- They're little kids.
- Shh, shh!
252
00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:42,082
God, you are such a wang.
Come on.
253
00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,379
Hey, stop right there!
254
00:08:44,652 --> 00:08:45,970
What's up, sweetheart?
255
00:08:46,028 --> 00:08:47,301
Want to be my date tonight?
256
00:08:47,441 --> 00:08:49,121
What? No.
257
00:08:49,179 --> 00:08:50,981
Just give my brother
his shoes back, okay?
258
00:08:51,223 --> 00:08:53,631
What shoes?
These shoes?
259
00:08:53,746 --> 00:08:55,152
Yes. Hand them over.
260
00:08:55,293 --> 00:08:56,821
Show us your boobs first.
261
00:08:57,105 --> 00:08:58,268
Excuse me?
262
00:08:58,355 --> 00:08:59,730
Let's see them apples,
sweetheart.
263
00:08:59,788 --> 00:09:00,981
Do it. Do it.
264
00:09:01,215 --> 00:09:02,590
Yeah, that's not happening.
265
00:09:02,648 --> 00:09:04,116
But we could all die tomorrow.
266
00:09:04,197 --> 00:09:05,652
Come on, take 'em out.
267
00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:07,391
Make a boy dreams come
true.
268
00:09:07,908 --> 00:09:09,508
Not a chance,
you little creep.
269
00:09:09,645 --> 00:09:11,335
Then you're not getting
your stuff back.
270
00:09:11,422 --> 00:09:13,137
I wouldn't walk
around here barefoot.
271
00:09:13,224 --> 00:09:15,098
There's a lot of dead birds.
272
00:09:15,770 --> 00:09:17,421
Okay, fine, one boob
for one second.
273
00:09:17,574 --> 00:09:18,710
Sabrina, what the hell?
274
00:09:18,768 --> 00:09:20,410
Do you want your stuff back
or not?
275
00:09:20,904 --> 00:09:22,348
- Wha...
- (screams)
276
00:09:22,457 --> 00:09:24,542
- Wait a second. Hold on.
- (kids laughing)
277
00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:25,754
(bicycle bell rings)
278
00:09:25,812 --> 00:09:28,627
- ♪♪ Music playing...
- (indistinct chatter)
279
00:09:32,937 --> 00:09:35,097
Okay, okay.
So, I told Mike
280
00:09:35,155 --> 00:09:36,493
that Ipp was messing
with his car,
281
00:09:36,580 --> 00:09:39,038
and then I started flirting
with him super hard.
282
00:09:39,507 --> 00:09:42,333
Nice. Good.
Stick to one agenda.
283
00:09:43,130 --> 00:09:45,633
Watch this shot, you morons.
284
00:09:49,343 --> 00:09:52,741
- (alarmed shouts)
- Ooh, that escalated quickly.
285
00:09:52,831 --> 00:09:55,125
(grunts, groans)
286
00:09:55,212 --> 00:09:57,581
For the record, I was not
anticipating this much violence,
287
00:09:57,668 --> 00:10:00,752
- but, uh, okay, problem solved.
- ALBA: Yeah.
288
00:10:00,839 --> 00:10:02,032
(shouts)
289
00:10:02,119 --> 00:10:03,533
MICKEY:
Whoa! He's up.
290
00:10:03,709 --> 00:10:05,580
He's up.
He's back in action.
291
00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:08,131
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Oh, mi amor!
292
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,694
(groans)
That's not good.
293
00:10:10,959 --> 00:10:12,142
(crowd gasps)
294
00:10:12,576 --> 00:10:15,199
Should I continue beating
this man?
295
00:10:15,771 --> 00:10:18,295
All signs point to yes.
296
00:10:18,529 --> 00:10:19,959
(crowd gasps)
297
00:10:20,130 --> 00:10:23,826
Will this mutt ever
eat solid foods again?
298
00:10:24,435 --> 00:10:26,740
Outlook not so good.
299
00:10:27,111 --> 00:10:29,146
Mm. Okay.
300
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,375
What the hell's the matter
with you, O'Meara?
301
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:36,027
(groans)
You smashed up my car.
302
00:10:36,097 --> 00:10:37,714
I didn't touch your car.
303
00:10:37,832 --> 00:10:39,597
She saw you.
304
00:10:40,183 --> 00:10:43,407
Yup. Th-That's right.
I-I did.
305
00:10:43,792 --> 00:10:45,269
Who the hell are you?
306
00:10:45,472 --> 00:10:46,711
I'm Alba.
307
00:10:46,769 --> 00:10:48,582
Oh, you know, she's with me,
Ipp. Okay?
308
00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,300
- So now I'm directly involved.
- Aw, f...
309
00:10:50,424 --> 00:10:52,213
Okay. This is a train wreck.
310
00:10:52,299 --> 00:10:53,846
You trying to silence me?
311
00:10:54,502 --> 00:10:57,830
You don't silence me.
I'm Ipp Deluca!
312
00:10:57,888 --> 00:10:59,705
I don't know what you're
talking about,
313
00:10:59,811 --> 00:11:01,779
but I don't hang out
in places like this anymore.
314
00:11:01,866 --> 00:11:04,444
I hang out in fancy
establishments, all right?
315
00:11:04,502 --> 00:11:06,117
- Go get Ben, and let's get out of here.
- Stop... no, stop... I want my
316
00:11:06,174 --> 00:11:07,481
$25,000.
317
00:11:07,728 --> 00:11:09,869
What are you guys talking about?
318
00:11:10,768 --> 00:11:12,994
You want to tell him, Mick,
or should I?
319
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,421
Tell me what?
320
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:19,830
Jimmy, you didn't
burn your ass off.
321
00:11:21,108 --> 00:11:22,510
Mickey did.
322
00:11:23,963 --> 00:11:26,566
Wasn't a cigarette,
it was a bottle rocket.
323
00:11:27,199 --> 00:11:29,033
She put it between your cheeks.
324
00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,221
She thought it'd be funny,
and it was.
325
00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:32,844
- Mick, tell me the truth.
- No, no.
326
00:11:32,931 --> 00:11:34,091
Because it-it's compli...
327
00:11:34,178 --> 00:11:35,527
- It's very complicated.
- No, it's not.
328
00:11:35,584 --> 00:11:36,706
- It's a yes-or-no question.
- No.
329
00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,460
- Did you do that?
- No, there's... there are
330
00:11:38,517 --> 00:11:41,546
so many layers and-and
in-interesting...
331
00:11:41,718 --> 00:11:45,156
Okay, just stop messing with my
head and just tell me the truth.
332
00:11:47,630 --> 00:11:49,232
Did you burn my ass off?
333
00:11:51,385 --> 00:11:53,064
Jimmy...
334
00:11:57,910 --> 00:12:02,294
No. Of course I didn't.
335
00:12:02,447 --> 00:12:04,976
No. (laughs)
Come on.
336
00:12:05,479 --> 00:12:08,079
What about your nuts?
337
00:12:10,177 --> 00:12:12,651
If you dropped a cigarette down
your pants, the fire would've
338
00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:14,264
started in your front.
339
00:12:14,351 --> 00:12:16,287
How come you didn't burn
your nuts?
340
00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:18,327
Eh... (scoffs)
341
00:12:18,555 --> 00:12:19,790
Why didn't I burn my nuts?
342
00:12:19,877 --> 00:12:21,839
(stammers)
What are you, CSI?
343
00:12:21,926 --> 00:12:24,026
I mean... y-y-you're, like,
a fire investigator
344
00:12:24,109 --> 00:12:25,413
all of a sudden?
(laughs)
345
00:12:25,471 --> 00:12:26,947
She just had me attacked.
346
00:12:27,115 --> 00:12:29,117
Dude, what more do you need
to know?
347
00:12:37,471 --> 00:12:39,110
Jimmy!
348
00:12:40,736 --> 00:12:42,827
Shh, shh, shh.
That's okay, papito.
349
00:12:42,914 --> 00:12:45,861
- Alba's gonna take care of you.
- Yeah. (kisses)
350
00:12:47,995 --> 00:12:51,007
Hey, hey there. Mickey Molng,
hometown hero. Hi.
351
00:12:51,065 --> 00:12:52,369
Hey-hey, guys. What's up?
352
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:53,963
I'm back. I know.
353
00:12:54,228 --> 00:12:56,595
Cool. Come on, Jimmy,
where are you?
354
00:12:56,713 --> 00:12:58,759
Where is everybody?
Why is it just you and me here?
355
00:12:58,932 --> 00:13:01,315
Alba went home
with the monster man.
356
00:13:01,596 --> 00:13:02,885
New outfit?
357
00:13:02,964 --> 00:13:04,598
Get the hell away from me.
358
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:07,181
That's my boy Ipp Jr.
Warming up.
359
00:13:07,557 --> 00:13:09,383
That ass is gonna make me rich.
360
00:13:09,439 --> 00:13:11,054
For the record, I could've
easily afforded
361
00:13:11,111 --> 00:13:12,444
to pay you off, okay?
362
00:13:12,502 --> 00:13:14,021
It was a matter of principle.
363
00:13:14,108 --> 00:13:16,177
I'm about to present a check
for $1 million,
364
00:13:16,264 --> 00:13:18,057
so it's clearly not
about the money.
365
00:13:18,174 --> 00:13:20,283
$1 million? Eh.
366
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,690
What do you mean, "eh"?
367
00:13:21,752 --> 00:13:23,187
That'll put, like, three kids
through college,
368
00:13:23,244 --> 00:13:24,418
if they go to a state school.
369
00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:25,519
Get the hell out of here.
370
00:13:25,606 --> 00:13:27,611
- (sighs)
- What if Jimmy doesn't come?
371
00:13:28,213 --> 00:13:29,377
He'll come, buddy...
372
00:13:29,435 --> 00:13:30,875
I got a pretty good idea of where he is.
373
00:13:30,932 --> 00:13:33,194
Here, hold this.
I'll be back.
374
00:13:33,281 --> 00:13:35,350
Move.
375
00:13:35,475 --> 00:13:38,218
That's right, Junior.
Put your ass into it!
376
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:45,982
CHIP (panting):
No.
377
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,970
- Chip...
- No, Sabrina, I don't like this.
378
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,926
Let's just cut our losses
and get out of here.
379
00:13:50,255 --> 00:13:52,646
Look, I got to tell you
something, as your sister, okay?
380
00:13:52,733 --> 00:13:55,662
You're a coward, dude.
It is so pathetic.
381
00:13:55,749 --> 00:13:57,098
Now, if you'll excuse me,
382
00:13:57,185 --> 00:13:59,320
I got to go get this picture
of my boob.
383
00:14:01,762 --> 00:14:03,973
(sighs)
Give me that phone.
384
00:14:04,347 --> 00:14:06,449
- I said give me that phone!
- (screaming)
385
00:14:06,507 --> 00:14:08,507
You're crazy! Ow!
You're crazy!
386
00:14:08,565 --> 00:14:11,564
Hey. The hell is going on?
387
00:14:12,347 --> 00:14:13,781
Your kids are jerks, okay?
388
00:14:13,868 --> 00:14:15,183
That's what's going on.
389
00:14:15,241 --> 00:14:16,925
Is everything okay, babe?
390
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:19,183
Oh, hey, Sabrina. Mmm.
391
00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:21,189
(Alba giggles)
392
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,005
(door opens)
393
00:14:31,521 --> 00:14:33,575
There he is.
394
00:14:34,409 --> 00:14:35,837
Uh...
395
00:14:35,924 --> 00:14:37,491
The ceremony's about to start.
396
00:14:37,578 --> 00:14:39,023
- (spits)
- Ugh.
397
00:14:39,109 --> 00:14:40,141
(sighs)
398
00:14:40,228 --> 00:14:41,729
Look, I know you're upset,
399
00:14:41,816 --> 00:14:44,865
but it would be a real shame
to ruin the night.
400
00:14:45,786 --> 00:14:47,864
Ruin the night?
401
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,747
You ruined my life.
402
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,068
Jimmy, it was an accident.
All right?
403
00:14:52,154 --> 00:14:53,541
It was a terrible accident.
404
00:14:53,628 --> 00:14:56,457
One that, for the record,
wasn't entirely my fault,
405
00:14:56,544 --> 00:14:58,792
just because it was...
T-the rocket malfunctioned.
406
00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:00,877
- If I had known that...
- Forget the rocket.
407
00:15:00,935 --> 00:15:03,205
- Okay? You lied to me.
- Yeah. Yeah.
408
00:15:03,263 --> 00:15:05,021
Should I have told you
the truth?
409
00:15:05,115 --> 00:15:06,700
Eh...
410
00:15:06,758 --> 00:15:07,895
Eh, maybe.
411
00:15:07,953 --> 00:15:09,847
I-I don't know that that would
have made it better.
412
00:15:09,904 --> 00:15:11,705
Would it have brought
your ass back? No.
413
00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:13,646
The point is,
you make mistakes in life,
414
00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:15,060
and then you got to move on.
415
00:15:15,216 --> 00:15:16,607
You do stupid stuff.
416
00:15:16,747 --> 00:15:18,596
Y-You burn out the ass
of your boyfriend,
417
00:15:18,654 --> 00:15:21,166
and then, y-you harbor that
as a secret for 20 years,
418
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,349
but you move on.
419
00:15:22,436 --> 00:15:24,049
That is life, Jimmy.
420
00:15:24,107 --> 00:15:25,615
Okay? And tonight
is really important,
421
00:15:25,739 --> 00:15:27,370
and I would hate for you
to let all of that...
422
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,395
That just doesn't
even matter anymore...
423
00:15:29,543 --> 00:15:31,492
Ruin this night for you.
424
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,927
- Mm.
- All right.
425
00:15:37,668 --> 00:15:38,988
I'll do it for you, Mickey.
426
00:15:39,082 --> 00:15:41,089
- Yeah?
- Yeah. I'll go.
427
00:15:41,606 --> 00:15:43,091
Peace and closure.
428
00:15:43,715 --> 00:15:44,738
Not the past.
429
00:15:44,825 --> 00:15:48,896
'Cause we're champions now,
in this time.
430
00:15:50,129 --> 00:15:51,387
Right.
431
00:15:54,207 --> 00:15:55,879
- Let's go.
- Let's do it.
432
00:15:57,543 --> 00:15:59,340
Thanks for showing us
your knockers.
433
00:15:59,427 --> 00:16:01,755
Yeah, they're real nice.
434
00:16:02,121 --> 00:16:04,375
I'm gonna get out of here. Alba.
Are you coming with me, or,
435
00:16:04,432 --> 00:16:05,996
like, what are you doing?
436
00:16:06,054 --> 00:16:07,514
(knocking on door)
437
00:16:07,682 --> 00:16:09,330
(indistinct radio chatter)
438
00:16:10,004 --> 00:16:12,395
I'm looking for two suspects
in a robbery/assault.
439
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:15,371
That's them, Officer.
440
00:16:15,457 --> 00:16:16,637
SABRINA:
Seriously, Chip?
441
00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:17,863
What did you do?
442
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,061
Called the police.
443
00:16:19,137 --> 00:16:20,641
Not so cowardly anymore,
am I?
444
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,560
Are you kidding me?
That's incredibly cowardly.
445
00:16:22,618 --> 00:16:23,806
God, you're such a weenie.
446
00:16:23,864 --> 00:16:26,228
Whatever. I don't care
if I'm a coward. I'm rich.
447
00:16:26,298 --> 00:16:28,602
Bravery's for poor people,
like soldiers and policemen.
448
00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:30,298
Officer, arrest these hoodlums.
449
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:31,720
But we erased the picture.
450
00:16:31,892 --> 00:16:33,189
Yeah, we're really sorry.
451
00:16:33,247 --> 00:16:34,681
I got a machine gun
in my bedroom.
452
00:16:34,797 --> 00:16:36,376
- Full disclosure.
- Mm. Yeah.
453
00:16:36,493 --> 00:16:38,024
Okay. Officer, I'm sorry.
454
00:16:38,082 --> 00:16:39,155
There's been
a misunderstanding.
455
00:16:39,212 --> 00:16:41,017
My brother
just overreacted, okay?
456
00:16:41,075 --> 00:16:42,453
So you don't
want to press charges?
457
00:16:42,511 --> 00:16:44,393
No.
458
00:16:47,104 --> 00:16:48,739
(siren chirps)
459
00:16:48,845 --> 00:16:49,903
CHIP:
Yeah!
460
00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:51,455
Don't mess with Greenwich, baby.
461
00:16:51,513 --> 00:16:52,525
Let's go!
462
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,865
Ha, ha! Have fun in jail!
463
00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:57,431
You're a terrible person.
464
00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:00,834
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
465
00:17:00,921 --> 00:17:02,903
North Warwick High School great,
466
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,019
number 69,
467
00:17:05,371 --> 00:17:08,013
- Jimmy Shepherd.
- (cheering, applause)
468
00:17:08,881 --> 00:17:11,550
- Thanks, Coach.
- You betcha, Jimmy.
469
00:17:13,279 --> 00:17:15,604
(microphone feedback) -Hey,
thanks for having me, everybody.
470
00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:16,984
It's a real honor to be here.
471
00:17:17,071 --> 00:17:20,588
I just want to take an
opportunity to say that, uh...
472
00:17:20,966 --> 00:17:22,896
this ceremony's a farce!
473
00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:24,654
- Okay.
- 'Cause I'm not a pitcher!
474
00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:26,276
- All right.
- Okay? I'm not. I'm really not.
475
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,025
- Okay. That's enough.
- I'm an ass-less fool,
476
00:17:28,082 --> 00:17:29,776
and this is the woman
who lit the match!
477
00:17:29,863 --> 00:17:31,562
- No, you get... this is mine!
- Hey, Jimmy.
478
00:17:31,619 --> 00:17:32,700
- Stop it!
- That's enough.
479
00:17:32,787 --> 00:17:34,368
- This is my moment!
- Let go.
480
00:17:34,455 --> 00:17:36,270
Let go, let go.
481
00:17:36,357 --> 00:17:37,851
Thank you.
482
00:17:37,938 --> 00:17:39,203
- Jimmy Shep...
- (microphone feedback)
483
00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:40,487
Jimmy Shepherd, everybody.
484
00:17:40,574 --> 00:17:41,772
- L-Let's tip our cap.
- (scattered applause)
485
00:17:41,829 --> 00:17:42,876
(chuckles)
Wonderful.
486
00:17:42,963 --> 00:17:45,626
(crowd gasping)
487
00:17:45,713 --> 00:17:49,417
It's been a, uh,
an emotional day for-for Jimmy,
488
00:17:49,504 --> 00:17:51,465
- as-as...
- Going home!
489
00:17:51,552 --> 00:17:53,234
- Very understandable.
- Out!
490
00:17:53,321 --> 00:17:54,752
MICKEY: All right,
having a real meltdown...
491
00:17:54,809 --> 00:17:56,170
Hey, what'd we miss?
492
00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:57,925
It's kind of hard to explain.
493
00:17:58,012 --> 00:17:59,306
MICKEY:
What makes a man?
494
00:17:59,393 --> 00:18:00,961
Is it his arm or his ass
or is it really
495
00:18:01,048 --> 00:18:03,099
what's inside that matters?
496
00:18:03,157 --> 00:18:04,157
Am I right?
497
00:18:04,228 --> 00:18:06,271
Anyway, um, I have
this giant check
498
00:18:06,329 --> 00:18:07,560
for an absurd amount of money,
499
00:18:07,618 --> 00:18:10,529
and since it wouldn't really
make a dent in my life anymore,
500
00:18:10,587 --> 00:18:12,819
I-I figured I should give it
to the less fortunate.
501
00:18:13,361 --> 00:18:14,785
Where the hell
did you get fireworks?
502
00:18:14,842 --> 00:18:16,474
What are you doing? -I'm giving
the people what they want.
503
00:18:16,531 --> 00:18:18,075
This is not... nobody
wants this. -Yeah, they do.
504
00:18:18,132 --> 00:18:19,810
- Jimmy, nobody wants this.
- Get your hands off me.
505
00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:21,612
- Jimmy, what are you doing?
- You let me have this!
506
00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:23,617
MICKEY: Give it to me.
You're making a scene!
507
00:18:23,704 --> 00:18:24,831
- I need closure.
- Stop it.
508
00:18:24,918 --> 00:18:26,116
- This isn't closure.
- Oh, yeah, it is.
509
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,502
- Knock it off.
- Why didn't I burn my nuts?
510
00:18:28,589 --> 00:18:29,957
- Stop it. Stop.
- (screams)
511
00:18:30,044 --> 00:18:31,605
COACH:
Settle down now, Jimmy.
512
00:18:31,692 --> 00:18:33,174
Uh, you've been here
before, buddy.
513
00:18:33,261 --> 00:18:34,841
- Come on!
- Get away from me. Get away.
514
00:18:34,928 --> 00:18:36,594
- MICKEY: Hold still.
- It's what they want.
515
00:18:36,651 --> 00:18:38,132
Nobody wants to see this.
516
00:18:38,219 --> 00:18:40,801
- Are you not entertained?!
- Let go of me.
517
00:18:40,888 --> 00:18:42,349
(shouts)
518
00:18:42,436 --> 00:18:44,050
- Oh, my God!
- No! (crowd gasping)
519
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,352
My golden egg!
520
00:18:45,439 --> 00:18:47,074
My beautiful boy!
521
00:18:47,161 --> 00:18:49,223
No! Junior!
522
00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:50,622
Shake it off, son!
523
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,693
Oh, God, Jimmy!
What have you done?!
524
00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:54,148
You son of a bitch!
525
00:18:54,235 --> 00:18:55,249
My baby boy!
526
00:18:55,336 --> 00:18:57,964
(crying):
No!
527
00:18:58,051 --> 00:18:59,800
Oh, Junior, no!
528
00:18:59,887 --> 00:19:01,499
No, boy, no!
529
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,124
What have you done?
You bastard!
530
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,494
No, no!
531
00:19:06,581 --> 00:19:07,641
No!
532
00:19:07,728 --> 00:19:09,697
Thank you, and congratulations.
533
00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:12,132
It's been a lovely ceremony.
534
00:19:16,429 --> 00:19:18,109
Jimmy, get in the car.
535
00:19:18,203 --> 00:19:19,653
No. I'm walking home.
536
00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:21,458
Hey, you saved
your strikeout record.
537
00:19:21,516 --> 00:19:22,567
Are you kidding me?
538
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:25,058
Another ballplayer
cut down in his prime?
539
00:19:25,351 --> 00:19:27,181
All 'cause of me
and my stupid ass.
540
00:19:27,268 --> 00:19:29,016
- Mickey.
- Not now. Okay?
541
00:19:29,103 --> 00:19:30,497
- Mickey.
- What?
542
00:19:30,584 --> 00:19:32,273
I made out with Mike O'Meara.
543
00:19:32,414 --> 00:19:34,501
This is his gum.
544
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,357
- All right.
- (tires screech) -Oh.
545
00:19:36,444 --> 00:19:37,591
That's it.
546
00:19:39,092 --> 00:19:40,841
Hey.
547
00:19:41,109 --> 00:19:42,879
I said it was an accident, okay?
548
00:19:42,937 --> 00:19:44,832
What else do you want from me?
549
00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:47,201
How about, "I'm sorry"?
550
00:19:47,512 --> 00:19:48,739
That's it?
551
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:49,885
"I'm sorry"?
552
00:19:50,002 --> 00:19:51,129
Yeah.
553
00:19:51,187 --> 00:19:54,000
Yeah, of course.
I-I'll apologize.
554
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:55,567
I just want
to point out, though,
555
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:58,458
you know, one more time, that it
wasn't entirely my fault.
556
00:19:58,516 --> 00:19:59,543
The rocket was defective, okay?
(stammers)
557
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,023
I'm just, I'm just saying,
558
00:20:01,081 --> 00:20:03,340
that you just shot one very
successfully out of your ass,
559
00:20:03,398 --> 00:20:04,787
and there was... I see now,
that's not the point, that's
560
00:20:04,844 --> 00:20:07,009
not the point, that's not what
you want. I get it, I get it.
561
00:20:07,066 --> 00:20:09,056
I get it. I'm so...
562
00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:12,134
S... I'm s...
563
00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:14,617
(stammers, hisses)
I can... I'm so...
564
00:20:14,675 --> 00:20:17,242
I... wha... I, it wasn't my...
565
00:20:17,362 --> 00:20:18,512
No.
566
00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:21,117
I'm s... I made a mis...
567
00:20:21,405 --> 00:20:23,444
God, it's get...
It's, uh, gets stuck.
568
00:20:23,601 --> 00:20:25,305
It just gets stuck.
569
00:20:25,469 --> 00:20:27,250
Look.
570
00:20:28,642 --> 00:20:30,750
I'm sorry.
571
00:20:31,062 --> 00:20:33,562
I'm sorry. I'm sorry
that I burnt off your ass.
572
00:20:33,726 --> 00:20:36,797
I'm really sorry. Okay?
573
00:20:36,884 --> 00:20:38,445
I don't accept your apology.
574
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:41,133
(laughing):
Oh, you son of a bitch.
575
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,422
You dirty son of a bitch.
576
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:44,838
- It's too late.
- What?
577
00:20:44,925 --> 00:20:46,193
I know you have nice clothes,
578
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,789
nice car, but you're not nice.
579
00:20:49,933 --> 00:20:51,635
Thanks for coming
to Warwick, guys.
580
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,396
I hope you had fun.
581
00:20:56,003 --> 00:20:58,005
Please leave the door unlocked.
582
00:21:04,098 --> 00:21:05,879
You know, we were
going to have sex,
583
00:21:05,937 --> 00:21:07,394
but Mike didn't have a condom.
584
00:21:07,452 --> 00:21:09,817
I was so pissed.
585
00:21:11,685 --> 00:21:14,312
- Put your seatbelt on.
- (engine starts)
586
00:21:14,404 --> 00:21:16,352
(tires screeching)
587
00:21:22,696 --> 00:21:24,698
(squishes)
588
00:21:29,986 --> 00:21:31,338
Dead bird.
589
00:21:34,569 --> 00:21:36,681
DONNY:
Make a boy dreams come true.
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