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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,281 ♪ He's a Human Tornado 2 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:08,611 ♪ Mules has kicked me and didn't bruise my hide 3 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:10,491 ♪ rattlesnakes has bit me 4 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:13,495 ♪ they just rolled off and died 5 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:17,795 ♪ I handcuffed a lion and it was a raging feat 6 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,997 ♪ I don't want no dilapidated 7 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,530 ♪ sea-slapping pigeon-throated 8 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,023 ♪ cross-eyed bow-legged son of a gun 9 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,051 ♪ messing with me 10 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,004 ♪ I've been known to rise up 11 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,510 ♪ but I'll cool down later 12 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,888 ♪ I'm a bad motor scooter 13 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,936 ♪ I'm the Human Tornado 14 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,731 ♪ The Human Tornado 15 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:44,233 ♪ He's a Human Tornado 16 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:51,278 ♪ He's a Human Tornado 17 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:03,666 - Ladies and gentlemen, here he is. 18 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:06,127 The star Dolemite. 19 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:11,306 - Yes, I have been rough. 20 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,179 And you know I'm also tough. 21 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,931 I'm bad and sometimes I get very mad. 22 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:19,105 I've been known to be mean, 23 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,433 but right now y'all can look and see 24 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,735 that I'm damn sure clean. 25 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:36,040 Now I see a lot of lovely people in this house tonight. 26 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:38,993 Look at this big fat man. 27 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:42,671 My my my my girls look what y'all could get 28 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,339 if you was lucky. 29 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:48,669 Well I say one thing, he can lay heavy 30 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,549 but he'll never go deep. 31 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:01,015 I bet he tells the average girl 32 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,850 you may not know I'm in there, 33 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,231 but you're damn sure know I'm on there. 34 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,485 I see this big fat lady with him. 35 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:11,488 My my my my my, young lady you've got 36 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,945 the same damn thing them lil skinny girls got. 37 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,905 But a damn sight more of it. 38 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:18,491 Is that your husband? 39 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:19,871 Ain't that a damn shame? 40 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,123 You need a little skinny man, baby. 41 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:25,205 You and that man get in the bed together 42 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,418 and try to do y'all thing would be a mission impossible. 43 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:37,385 I'm gonna tell you like the bathtub told the toilet stool 44 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,766 I get as much ass as you, 45 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,018 but I don't have to take all that shit. 46 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,645 Young lady went out with her boyfriend the other night, 47 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,655 and he got into bed with her and pulled out 48 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,482 something like my little finger. 49 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:49,904 She looked at it and said, 50 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,699 well you no-screwing, pencil-dick, 51 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:54,867 Pistol-Peter son of a gun. 52 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:57,161 Says I tell you what I will do for you. 53 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,080 Since you can't do nothing for me 54 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,204 with a joint that small, 55 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:04,582 said I'll give you $50 if you can hurt me. 56 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,630 He screwed her three times and hit her 57 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,674 in the head with a rock. 58 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:14,129 There's some ugly mother fuckers in this house tonight. 59 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:17,216 If you don't believe it, look over here. 60 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:18,892 Baby 61 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:23,772 you are so ugly you stopped this motion picture from runnin. 62 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:27,067 Yo lips like you wearing a turtleneck sweater. 63 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,860 I had a brother look just like you, 64 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,466 he stuck his head out the window 65 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,405 and his lips beat him to death. 66 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,693 My my my, that's what I call stretching 67 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:38,028 a good thing a bit too far. 68 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:39,954 Two soldiers went to Vietnam, 69 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,954 a black soldier and a white soldier, can you dig it? 70 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,683 And they come all the way back home, 71 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:46,711 and the people in Louisiana said we gonna 72 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,914 give y'all anything that y'all want. 73 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,887 They looked at the white soldier and said, 74 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,328 young man, what do you want? 75 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,252 He said, well I'll tell you all what I want. 76 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:58,716 I want me $10,000 and a Lincoln Continental to drive. 77 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,851 They said, we gonna get that for you. 78 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:04,071 Then they looked at the brother, they said brother, 79 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:05,096 what would you like? 80 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,898 The brother said, well 81 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:09,022 y'all can give me a dollar and a half 82 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,854 from the head of my ding-a-ling down to my balls. 83 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,606 They said brother, brother, 84 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:16,863 don't you want no more than that? 85 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:19,115 He said, no that's all I want. 86 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,044 So he pulled it out and they put a dollar 87 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,231 and a half at the head of it. 88 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:23,883 Then they put another dollar and a half on it, 89 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,107 and another dollar and a half, 90 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,497 another dollar and a half, 91 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,124 and another dollar and a half. 92 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,296 And one of those fellas looked at him and said, 93 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:33,171 nigga, where is your balls at? 94 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,838 He said in Vietnam. 95 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,956 Young lady took her boyfriend out with her the other night. 96 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:48,264 You know? 97 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,017 She got into bed with him, 98 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:53,945 and baby he did his thang before he could get on top of her. 99 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,739 And he looked at her and said, 100 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,943 go in the kitchen and fix me some food. 101 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:01,370 She went in the kitchen and brought him 102 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:04,539 a head of lettuce and a bowl of carrots. 103 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:05,863 He looked at her and said, 104 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:07,750 why in the world did you bring me these 105 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,044 carrots and lettuce out here? 106 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,293 She looked at him, said, mother fucker 107 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,222 you fuck like a rabbit, you might as well 108 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:16,877 eat like one. 109 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,130 - Dolemite you might come like a rabbit yourself. 110 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:20,756 - Now this is what I call a nigga 111 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,057 that always wanna get in the show. 112 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:27,517 This is the kinda nigga that'll fart in a bathtub 113 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:30,315 and turn around and bite the bubble. 114 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:39,988 Ladies and gentlemen tonight has been a pleasure. 115 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:41,990 Thank you for letting us be ourselves. 116 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:43,741 I ain't lying! 117 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,914 - Dolemite ladies and gentlemen! 118 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,242 - You really came at a bad time. 119 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:30,075 I'm very very busy. 120 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:33,378 Relax, take off your thangs, and I'll see you later. 121 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:45,057 - I've invited you all here to inform you 122 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,384 that the money drive that was planned 123 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,845 six months ago by our planning committee, 124 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,180 to purchase a new boys home, 125 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:54,687 has been called abruptly closed. 126 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,277 But along with the bad news, 127 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,825 there's always good news. 128 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,868 I'm going to allow the man 129 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:07,992 that's caused all of this to happen. 130 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:11,120 Your friend and mine, brother Dolemite. 131 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,255 - Thank you. 132 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,097 I'm so glad you could come. 133 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:28,596 As you know I've been having a lot of hard knocks. 134 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:31,474 And a lot of trials and tribulations. 135 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,607 And I've had a lot of success. 136 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:40,104 And I think it's a shame for anyone successful 137 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,819 not to share it with others. 138 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:47,077 So today I'm doing something that I wanted 139 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:49,325 to do for a long time. 140 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:53,624 I'm giving my home and its entirety 141 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:59,335 to the gentleman that started the drive for the boys home. 142 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:05,512 Let us now talk to some of our distinguished guests. 143 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,786 Alright let's get this shit over, 144 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:35,708 I ain't got all day. 145 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,878 - Dolemite. 146 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,749 You're worth every damn cent I pay you. 147 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,388 - Jethro, stop the car. 148 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,181 - What is it now, Ma? 149 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,234 - Look yonder, something's going on up there 150 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,063 in that big house. 151 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:06,022 - You're right something is going on up there. 152 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:09,075 Them people up there's having a party. 153 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:12,366 - Goddamn Jethro them ain't no people. 154 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:13,947 Them's niggers. 155 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,829 - Well by god you're right mom them's is niggers. 156 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,501 Well they gotta be niggers 157 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,107 because it ain't Halloween is it? 158 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,713 - Come on Jethro, step on it. 159 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,038 - Well where we gonna go? 160 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:24,448 - We'll go and find a sheriff. 161 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,387 We gotta tell em, he gotta know about this. 162 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,418 - You're right. 163 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,302 - Oh. 164 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:35,352 - Alright, alright I owe you 30 minutes. 165 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,523 - Wake up Sheriff, it's an emergency! 166 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,939 - Put your hands up! 167 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,862 - Don't shoot Sheriff. 168 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,814 It's me, Charlie. 169 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,492 - What in the hell's the matter with you Charlie? 170 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:56,998 - Well I'm sorry Sheriff, but there's been trouble brewing. 171 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,950 - Trouble? 172 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,752 You gotta be wrong Charlie. 173 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,704 We don't allow none of that around here. 174 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,682 - Yeah, well the one's who's causing the trouble 175 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,299 must not know that. 176 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,210 They's niggers. 177 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:09,920 - Niggers? 178 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:11,253 Where? 179 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,676 - You know that big house 180 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,258 that sets up on the hill? 181 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:15,843 - That fancy nigger's house? 182 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,176 - Yeah. 183 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,729 Well there's a bunch more niggers up there. 184 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,852 - You fooling me boy? 185 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,901 - Nah, I just talked to Jethro Goodlowe. 186 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,944 Said there's a whole bunch of them up there 187 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,443 just carrying on something awful. 188 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,363 - That does it Charlie. 189 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,285 That does it! 190 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,868 You round up some of the men. 191 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,075 Ain't gonna be no niggers left up on that hill 192 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,876 when we get through with them! 193 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,263 - This mother fucker had a heart attack. 194 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:47,464 - Ah man, come on Bo. 195 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,639 - Hey hold up everybody. 196 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,341 Looks like trouble coming. 197 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,972 That's the Sheriff's car. 198 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,771 - Ah man I wonder what the fuck he wants. 199 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,317 - I don't know but 200 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,817 he sure is in a hurry. 201 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,823 - Alright you men. 202 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,664 When we get up there, 203 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,327 I want you men to spin around that house 204 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,207 like horse shit! 205 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,798 Shoot to kill if you have to. 206 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,091 Now come on, let's go. 207 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,467 - Man we better go warn everybody. 208 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,676 Alright everybody listen! 209 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,249 Now the sheriff is coming he's got a lot of men with him. 210 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,602 - Everybody keep calm! 211 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,356 - Back in the hole! 212 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:49,811 Over here! 213 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,612 - Move, move, move. 214 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:54,986 Go, go, go. 215 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,797 - Alright, all you niggers put your hands 216 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,921 on top of your nappy heads. 217 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,467 Who's in charge here boy? 218 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:22,961 - Sheriff what are you doing? 219 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,971 Now you know we ain't done nothing. 220 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,522 - I'll ask the questions, 221 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,850 you just listen boy. 222 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:32,357 - Look Sheriff, ain't no boys around here. 223 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,280 Just men, you dig? 224 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,701 - Just say the word Sheriff. 225 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,003 - Well. 226 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,632 Maybe this cute little black thing over here 227 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,803 can tell me who's the 228 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,720 head nigger is around here. 229 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,103 How about it, uh, 230 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,645 honey child? 231 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,282 I've always wanted one, 232 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:28,619 a little piece of nigger tail. 233 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,624 Ah! 234 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,297 - You lousy son of a bitch! 235 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:47,308 - Miss Benton? 236 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,981 - Charlie? 237 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,942 - He made me do it! 238 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,073 - Bitch, are you for real? 239 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,533 - You ain't no wife of mine. 240 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,168 Kill em Charlie. 241 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,423 I said kill em Charlie! 242 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,931 - No Charlie! 243 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,983 - So y'all don't believe I jumped, huh? 244 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,193 So watch this good shit! 245 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,018 - Fine bunch of friends are you, 246 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,280 you niggas take off and leave me on top of that hill! 247 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,931 - Oh Dolemite, we was gonna wait. 248 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,192 - Like a snowball in hell. 249 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,563 That mother fucker caught me in the bed 250 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:23,867 with his wife, now he wanna try to take my life. 251 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,615 Bo step on it, and step on it quick. 252 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,184 Burn some rubber cause we gonna 253 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,490 deal with that prick. 254 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,917 Drive nigga! Drive! Drive nigga! Drive! 255 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,728 Nigga drive, drive! 256 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,980 You ain't driving, put your foot in the tank. 257 00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,936 Drive! 258 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,442 Drive nigga! Drive! 259 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,540 Bo. 260 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,127 We can't shake this gravy sopping mother fucker, 261 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,712 so turn up in that cave. 262 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,888 I got a plan to make this son of a gun 263 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,887 dig his own grave. 264 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,934 Bo, back the car up that hill, 265 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,468 and as soon as I say let it go 266 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,146 let the mother fucker go! 267 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,919 Let the mother fucker go! 268 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,547 I'll stop this long-haired sea-sapping 269 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,799 dilapidated Sheriff now! 270 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,473 Cause he just wanna follow me anyhow. 271 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,018 He think he's bad and he ain't got no class, 272 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,469 I'm gonna rap this shotgun 273 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,022 up his mother fucking ass! 274 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,996 Why you niggas is running, 275 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:37,451 we got a lot of running to do cause we going to California. 276 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,830 - Hey Bo. 277 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,754 Come on man, we going to California. 278 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,876 - Watch out for snakes up there. 279 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,551 By the way Jimmy, 280 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,720 if a snake was to bite me on my leg 281 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,046 what would you do? 282 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,090 - I'd suck out the poison Dolemite. 283 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,424 - Well Bo? 284 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,346 If a snake was to bite me on my ass, what would you do? 285 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,522 - Dolemite, I guess you'd be a dead mother fucker. 286 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,988 - I am tired. 287 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,819 We got to do something, 288 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,406 I got to have me some shoes or a ride or something. 289 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,019 - Hell Dolemite, how in the hell 290 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,958 do we get a ride, man? 291 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,252 - Hitchhike that's all, we can hitchhike. 292 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,205 - You know damn well there ain't none 293 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,006 of these honkys gonna pick up 294 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,926 four niggas out here in the highway by themselves. 295 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,128 You know better than that shit. 296 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,967 - I'm gonna get a ride, I can get us a ride. 297 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,894 - And how the hell you gonna get us a ride man? 298 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,142 - If you can get us a ride... 299 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:46,353 The first car that comes by, you stop it, 300 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,313 and we gonna take the mother fucker, 301 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,693 can you dig it? 302 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,992 Let's go over the hill and hide fellas. 303 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,479 - You want a ride honey? 304 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,475 - Yeah, uh, my car broke down up the road and uh... 305 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,231 - Well I'll tell you what I'll do. 306 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,861 I'll give you a ride for a ride. 307 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,161 Huh? 308 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,363 Well what are you doing? 309 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,168 - Move over motherfucker. 310 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,372 And don't say a fucking word. 311 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,266 - By the way, where we going? 312 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:07,772 - We are taking your car and you 313 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,273 to sunny California, can you dig it? 314 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,401 - California? 315 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,817 - You heard it, sweet tea. 316 00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:20,530 - My my, I'd never thought anybody kidnap me. 317 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,036 Plus take me to California. 318 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,709 This must be my lucky day. 319 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,958 Dreams do come true! 320 00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:44,971 - Boy oh boy, good shoes for my feet. 321 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,308 Now I can go and get me something sweet to eat. 322 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:54,062 Dough. 323 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,528 Why don't you watch the fuel, man? 324 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,987 Pull over at the next station and gas up. 325 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,072 There's one right over there. 326 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,915 - Sir, I've gotta use the bathroom. 327 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,792 - Alright, I'm gonna let you use it, 328 00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:13,294 but you had best not try any shit. 329 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,379 - I'm glad you stopping at this station man 330 00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:21,845 cause I got to pee. 331 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,517 - Me too. 332 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:38,740 - Get out! 333 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,363 Ah! 334 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,827 This is for ladies. This is for ladies! 335 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,533 - What do you think this is for? 336 00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,422 - This is for ladies, get out! 337 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:02,969 - Yes Queen Bee that's how it was. 338 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,927 I had to off me a motherfucker. 339 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:09,059 So me and the boys is on the run to California, 340 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,514 can you dig it? 341 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,600 - So you had to do whatever, huh? 342 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,355 That's how it goes sometimes. 343 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:15,937 Well Dolemite this is me, 344 00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:17,830 and you know you're welcome to come here 345 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,945 anytime you want to. 346 00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:21,274 You know what? 347 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:22,711 You couldn't have come at a better time 348 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,495 cause the club is jumping, we're doing great. 349 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,749 By the way, Hurricane Annie been worrying 350 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,076 the hell out of me about you. 351 00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:34,463 The way you blew Annie's mind, 352 00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,882 baby you must be a human tornado. 353 00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,754 - Okay Queen Bee. 354 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,711 Don't tell her I'm coming. 355 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,093 When I get there I'm gonna make her 356 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,300 think I'm a human tornado. 357 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:49,183 I'll see you in a few days baby. 358 00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,525 - Good evening everybody and welcome to Queen Bee's. 359 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:03,793 Ladies and gentlemen my name is Jimmy Lynch 360 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,990 and I am your local manager, 361 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,072 bartender, and MC. 362 00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:11,857 Ladies and gentlemen with a great big round of applause. 363 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,165 Introducing the star I'm presenting to others 364 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:17,089 Xavier Chapman and his company. 365 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:12,807 ♪ Angels of the world 366 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:17,024 ♪ Walking round on Earth 367 00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:21,399 ♪ I traveled this world 368 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,232 ♪ I traveled all around 369 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:28,903 ♪ Everywhere I go yeah 370 00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:32,115 ♪ angels can be found 371 00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:36,123 ♪ But you're my little angel 372 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,830 ♪ I know what you are worth 373 00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:44,214 ♪ Angels of the world 374 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:48,639 ♪ walking round on Earth 375 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:56,104 - Hello? 376 00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:00,480 - Hello? 377 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:01,981 - Hello Joe, this is Vince. 378 00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:04,154 - Oh Vince, how are you? 379 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,232 Hey how's Florida, huh? 380 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:09,660 - Oh, Florida's fine, but I'm not so well. 381 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:12,029 Uh, I don't like your receipts kid. 382 00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:13,642 What are you running down there, 383 00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:14,953 a funeral parlor? 384 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:16,454 - Now look, look boss. 385 00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,704 Look you see, if this damn broad down the street, 386 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,955 you know Queen Bee boss. 387 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,006 She's competition this Queen Bee. 388 00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:24,834 - It's Queen Bee, Queen Bee, 389 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,448 you've been telling me about Queen Bee for months now Joe. 390 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:31,594 Uh, Joe, you're into this organization 391 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,551 for a lot of money, 392 00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,100 and now they are after me. 393 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,306 - Hey Vince, Vince, listen to me will ya? 394 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,438 I swear it's all gonna be taken care of. 395 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:42,967 Just gimme a little more time. 396 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:45,779 - Boss has something he wants to say. 397 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,732 - Now look boys, we ain't doing so good. 398 00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:49,908 And my people are mad at me. 399 00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:52,487 Now with Queen Bee's club taking in all the business, 400 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:55,664 my place is coming up like a funeral parlor. 401 00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:58,742 And my backers in Florida ain't so happy about it. 402 00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:01,916 They're pressuring me. 403 00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:04,544 And this kinda pressure I don't need. 404 00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:07,046 Now something's gotta be done about it, right? 405 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:10,425 Okay, now Carl here is gonna act as my enforcer. 406 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:14,342 Now I want Queen Bee's place shut down. 407 00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:15,676 - Jimmy baby. 408 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:17,010 - Yeah, Queen? 409 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:18,470 - Oh, we! 410 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,353 Two more nights like this, 411 00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:24,230 and maybe we can make up for them 412 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,812 two lousy weekends we had. 413 00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:27,186 You know why? 414 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:28,864 - Why's that Ma, what is it? 415 00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:31,283 - Java's really packing them in. 416 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,406 I should have had her here a long time ago. 417 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,032 - Right on baby. 418 00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:37,006 And you know I haven't seen this many niggas 419 00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,498 in here since Dolemite was here. 420 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:41,748 And my catch action tonight was heavy. 421 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,330 If I was you I'd hold on for a couple weeks. 422 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,663 - I heard that. 423 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:47,083 - Yes sir! 424 00:27:57,843 --> 00:28:00,813 - Thank God we don't have to see this place until tomorrow. 425 00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:02,310 Girl my feet are hurting. 426 00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:04,391 I feel like I wanna scream. 427 00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:05,897 - Right on Java. 428 00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:07,944 - Oh, fix me a drink baby. 429 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:12,866 How did we do tonight, Queenie? 430 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,614 - Not bad baby. 431 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:16,911 In fact you can look for a bonus with your check. 432 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,534 You deserve it. 433 00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:20,491 - That's what I like to hear. 434 00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:21,950 - Here baby. 435 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:23,678 And as good as you looked and the way 436 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:24,954 you worked out there tonight? 437 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:27,506 You can go anywhere you want with me. 438 00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:30,004 - Now what about your lady over here? 439 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:44,307 - Oh excuse me, I made a mistake. 440 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:47,568 - That's okay, lemme give you a hand okay? 441 00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:48,940 - Alright. 442 00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:53,148 - What kinda shit is this? 443 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:08,038 - Everybody freeze! 444 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:27,771 - You the hard-hitting lady owner? 445 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,523 Well maybe this'll teach you. 446 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:33,610 The boss wants you to learn. 447 00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:58,009 - Queen! 448 00:29:58,338 --> 00:29:59,590 Oh my God. 449 00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:03,139 - Come on let's get outta here. 450 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:04,468 Come on. 451 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:08,182 - Let's go! 452 00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:16,105 - Hello. 453 00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:18,025 - Yeah boss, we got him. 454 00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:19,638 We didn't get that Jackson creep, 455 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:20,938 but we got two of the girls. 456 00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:21,865 - Good. 457 00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:24,118 Nice work Carl. 458 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:38,671 - Hello? 459 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:40,631 - This is Cavaletti. 460 00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:42,932 I've got two of your girls. 461 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:45,138 Now I want you to close that joint of yours down 462 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:47,596 and be over here tomorrow night. 463 00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:50,307 Cause if you don't, you'll never seem em again. 464 00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:55,987 - Hello? Hello? 465 00:30:57,814 --> 00:31:00,067 Motherfucker hung up. 466 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,422 - What the fuck is this? 467 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:24,766 - What have we here? 468 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:31,523 You've come to see Momma. 469 00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:41,366 - This place gives me the creeps. 470 00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:42,863 - Yeah, me too. 471 00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:45,366 I wonder why the boss picked this place to come here. 472 00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:47,117 - He likes the old lady. 473 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:48,824 Besides, he gets his nuts 474 00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:51,034 watching her torture pretty broads. 475 00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:57,382 - My little pretty. 476 00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:01,920 Oh you like that. 477 00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:05,223 My boy says hey. 478 00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:23,282 - I hope these girls in California 479 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:25,155 are as good as this apple. 480 00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,284 Boys. 481 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:31,082 This is Los Angeles, California. 482 00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:35,333 - California, oh this is where the stars are. 483 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:37,255 - I said boys. 484 00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:40,671 Dough gimme a little money. 485 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:48,467 Here's 97 dollars. 486 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,393 Thanks for the use of your car, 487 00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,016 and the trouble we caused you. 488 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:55,895 - I'll take your money, but you didn't cause me any trouble. 489 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:58,647 I've always wanted to come to California. 490 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:01,321 By the looks of the things out here, 491 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,990 someone's gonna have to kidnap me to take me back. 492 00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:10,785 - Dough, call us a cab. 493 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:12,991 - Hey taxi! 494 00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:45,899 - Damn, what the hell happened here? 495 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:48,110 - Yeah, the club should be open, shouldn't it? 496 00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:50,574 - Whatever happened, 497 00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:54,158 somebody better have a damn good excuse for it. 498 00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:57,335 Let's make it out to Queen Bee's house. 499 00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:06,378 - Hey, hey, where you going? 500 00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:07,883 Ain't nobody home. 501 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:12,100 - Well where's everybody at? 502 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:15,019 - Don't know, I ain't seen nobody all day. 503 00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:16,562 - Fellas let's go into town 504 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,168 and check out some of the clubs. 505 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:19,742 I'm sure someone there can tell us something. 506 00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:20,766 Let's make it. 507 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,769 - I thought by now we could have done found. 508 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,103 Hurricane Annie. 509 00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:08,156 Shit! 510 00:35:18,825 --> 00:35:20,225 - Good evening ladies and gentlemen, 511 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:21,470 my name is Fletcher Weatherspoon. 512 00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:23,041 I am your MC for the evening. 513 00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:26,420 Club Sahara proudly presents for your listening pleasure, 514 00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:29,128 all the way from South America, 515 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:33,386 the very beautiful and talented Jeanie Lavell. 516 00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:36,093 Give it to her ladies and gentlemen. 517 00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:51,991 - Good evening gentlemen. 518 00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:53,534 Welcome to Sahara Club. 519 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:55,032 May I help you sir? 520 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:59,366 - Yes brotherman you can help us. 521 00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:01,451 I'm looking for some information. 522 00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:03,833 - Oh? 523 00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:10,381 Ha, with that kinda money brother 524 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:12,310 you can get all the information you want. 525 00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:16,092 - I'm looking for a young lady used to work here 526 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:18,142 by the name of Hurricane Annie. 527 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:20,807 - Oh yes, Hurricane. 528 00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:22,531 The gentleman right over there in the beige suit 529 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:23,852 will be able to help you sir. 530 00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:32,862 - Good evening brother man, I'm Dolemite. 531 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:35,865 - Ah Dolemite, hey I heard a lot about you. 532 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,194 How you doing? 533 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,742 - Very good. 534 00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:40,632 I'm looking for a young lady by the name 535 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:42,042 of Hurricane Annie. 536 00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:43,835 And I hear that you may be able 537 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,787 to give me some information on her. 538 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:47,121 - Oh yeah, Hurricane? 539 00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:48,757 That's one of my pride dancers. 540 00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:51,585 She's working over at the Bonanza Club on 73rd. 541 00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:03,730 - How about that? 542 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,432 Come on everybody, Hurricane Annie. 543 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:07,045 Let's give her a great big hand. 544 00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:09,227 Come on and make her happy everybody, Hurricane... 545 00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:11,863 - Don't put your hat on in here. 546 00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:14,031 - You must think I'm stupid man. 547 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:15,609 - Can I serve you sir? 548 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:17,615 - I am looking for Hurricane Annie. 549 00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:20,663 - Hurricane Annie has just finished her act. 550 00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:22,491 And she's gone to change her clothes. 551 00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:24,093 If you'll come in and be seated, 552 00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:25,557 I'll have her come over to the table. 553 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,041 Follow me please. 554 00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:33,711 - Let's have a great big hand for Miss Patti Williams! 555 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,345 ♪ Midnight in my bedroom 556 00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:47,899 ♪ and my love has done come down 557 00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:50,982 ♪ I feel so romantic but 558 00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:54,315 ♪ my man is nowhere around 559 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:57,901 ♪ I got the bedroom blues 560 00:37:58,234 --> 00:37:59,577 - Dolemite! 561 00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:01,576 I don't believe it. 562 00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:03,327 On, baby. 563 00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:08,373 - How you been Annie? 564 00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,181 - Why you leave town without telling me 565 00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:11,377 where you were going? 566 00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:13,866 - Listen Annie, I want you to meet three of my friends. 567 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:16,006 This is Dough, Bo, and Jimmy. 568 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:18,254 - What's happening. 569 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,932 - Meet the Hurricane Annie. 570 00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:25,144 - Well 571 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,097 how long you gonna be in town? 572 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:30,650 - Annie, Queen Bee told me to come at once. 573 00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,852 I went by the club and it's closed. 574 00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:35,154 - Queen's place closed? 575 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,699 Well that's news to me. 576 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:39,241 Did you try her house? 577 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,535 - Yes, and nothing. 578 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:43,033 - That's strange. 579 00:38:44,405 --> 00:38:46,078 I got a hunch. 580 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,080 This is Cavaletti's place. 581 00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:50,912 Getting rich on niggas and dumb honky. 582 00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:56,126 And I bet you 10-to-1 Queen and her girls is in there. 583 00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:00,008 - You think they in there? 584 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:01,931 Well let's go baby. 585 00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:38,377 ♪ I'll make love to you 586 00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:42,263 ♪ Make love to you 587 00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:46,884 ♪ Do it 588 00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:52,349 ♪ I wanna do it to you baby 589 00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:56,979 - Well good evening and welcome to Cavaletti's 20 Grand. 590 00:39:57,312 --> 00:39:59,531 ♪ I wanna do it to you 591 00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:04,744 ♪ Do it do it 592 00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,629 - Waitress would you please give this to 593 00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:09,282 the piano player? 594 00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:16,331 ♪ I wanna do it 595 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:19,008 ♪ I wanna do it now 596 00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:20,426 ♪ Do it 597 00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:24,173 ♪ I wanna do it to ya 598 00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:29,053 ♪ Can I do it 599 00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:33,936 - Alright, how about that, the Ben Taylor Trio! 600 00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:35,775 Alright. 601 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:38,398 Too much. 602 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:43,738 The Ben Taylor Trio. 603 00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:49,363 - Annie. 604 00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:51,033 It's you baby, it's you. 605 00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:52,413 - Ben, what it is? 606 00:40:52,742 --> 00:40:54,342 - Where you been I ain't seen you lately? 607 00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:56,875 - Oh I've been here and there, you know? 608 00:40:57,205 --> 00:40:59,048 Ben I want you to meet a good friend of mine, 609 00:40:59,374 --> 00:41:01,001 Dolemite, Ben. 610 00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:03,211 The best singer the world has ever known. 611 00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:05,797 - Ben, the pleasure is mine. 612 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,099 - Dolemite. 613 00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:12,019 You know I've heard quite a bit about you man. 614 00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:13,767 Quite a bit. 615 00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:15,815 - I hope the things that you've heard 616 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:17,340 have been good things brother. 617 00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:18,484 - Nothing but. 618 00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:22,105 - Ben, we're looking for Queen. 619 00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:24,190 We understand she's in a jam. 620 00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:25,821 You know where she is? 621 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:28,152 - You know this job doesn't pay me to talk. 622 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:29,487 It pays me to sing. 623 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,164 Annie you know that. 624 00:41:32,949 --> 00:41:33,949 - Give it to me. 625 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:35,250 ♪ Oh 626 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:37,203 ♪ Do you mean 627 00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:40,006 ♪ Have I seen the Queen 628 00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:44,005 - Keep your eyes open she's floating around here somewhere. 629 00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:45,837 I gotta go, I got a show to do. 630 00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:47,672 - Okay, Ben. 631 00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:49,132 - Yeah, that's it. 632 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:53,978 - There goes Queen now. 633 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:55,520 Come on let's go talk to her. 634 00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:11,069 - Hi. 635 00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:12,614 - Queen what's happening? 636 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:15,027 What in the world are you doing in a joint like this? 637 00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:17,243 - Honey shit done got heavy. 638 00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:19,204 Cavaletti sent some of his apes down. 639 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,539 Beat me like a dog. 640 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:24,672 And kidnapped TC and Java. 641 00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:27,675 - Kidnapped em, what you mean? 642 00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:30,473 - Kidnap em, and forced us to come and work for him. 643 00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:32,678 And said that if I didn't come and work for him, 644 00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:34,352 he'd kill em. 645 00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:35,974 - Cavaletti must be nuts to think 646 00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:38,306 he can get away with some shit like that. 647 00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:40,312 Who the hell does he think he is? 648 00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:43,941 - That's what I wanna know. 649 00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:45,817 He must think he is 650 00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:48,275 the new Godfather or some kinda shit. 651 00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:56,457 - He's pissed cause I was making more money than he was. 652 00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:58,000 Here he come now, look. 653 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,833 - Your ice is melting Queenie. 654 00:43:01,162 --> 00:43:03,085 What's with the chatter? 655 00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:05,963 - They were just some friends of mine, 656 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,612 and they was looking for somebody. 657 00:43:07,752 --> 00:43:08,378 - Friends, huh? 658 00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:09,928 Now look sweetie. 659 00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:12,214 Since you work for us, you can't have any friends. 660 00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:13,382 Now get back to work. 661 00:43:16,886 --> 00:43:18,559 Well folks, I want you to know 662 00:43:18,888 --> 00:43:20,561 the next act is about to start. 663 00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:22,107 I want you to catch it. 664 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:23,855 You'll love it. 665 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:47,353 - I'd take care of you now sweetheart, 666 00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:49,669 but I have other things to do. 667 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:06,148 But don't worry I'll be back later. 668 00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:10,402 Yeah. 669 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:20,992 - Java, what are we gonna do? 670 00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,588 - I don't know girl. 671 00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:28,132 But whatever it is, 672 00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:29,925 it's gotta be quick. 673 00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:37,259 This is sick. 674 00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:53,863 - Dolemite, I've been waiting for you so long. 675 00:44:56,485 --> 00:45:00,035 - Baby, good things come to those who wait. 676 00:45:15,171 --> 00:45:17,890 - I see you didn't keep your promise. 677 00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:20,560 Just look at you. 678 00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:23,729 - But baby I've been busy. 679 00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:28,063 - Not too busy to eat I see. 680 00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:35,613 I want to make yourself real comfortable. 681 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:41,456 Cause I got something I want you to do. 682 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:51,294 ♪ You're soft as the sea 683 00:45:51,624 --> 00:45:54,047 ♪ Filled with satin 684 00:45:55,503 --> 00:45:59,349 ♪ Roll back as a swing 685 00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:01,722 ♪ turtledove 686 00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:07,349 ♪ Sweet as the breeze 687 00:46:07,682 --> 00:46:10,936 ♪ singing through the trees 688 00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:14,364 ♪ Miss Wonderful it's you 689 00:46:14,689 --> 00:46:16,487 ♪ that I love 690 00:46:18,985 --> 00:46:22,831 ♪ I never felt a love like this 691 00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:26,034 ♪ in all of my life 692 00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:30,588 ♪ Oh oh Miss Wonderful 693 00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:34,087 ♪ I want you for my wife 694 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:48,723 - Damn baby, I got some shit 695 00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:51,775 we can do better than this. 696 00:46:52,101 --> 00:46:54,069 ♪ Beautiful as the waves 697 00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:57,444 ♪ of the town chapel bells 698 00:46:57,773 --> 00:47:01,152 ♪ Miss Wonderful it's you 699 00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,704 ♪ that I love 700 00:47:06,198 --> 00:47:09,077 ♪ I never felt a love like yours 701 00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:13,172 ♪ In all of my life 702 00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:15,170 ♪ Miss Wonderful 703 00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:17,297 ♪ it would be so nice 704 00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:19,845 ♪ to have you for my wife 705 00:47:21,547 --> 00:47:23,220 ♪ So bright 706 00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:27,053 ♪ as the April spring morning 707 00:47:29,055 --> 00:47:30,898 ♪ and true 708 00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:34,523 ♪ as the new moon above 709 00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:40,195 ♪ You're sweet as the breeze 710 00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:44,449 ♪ singing through the trees 711 00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:46,702 ♪ Miss Wonderful 712 00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:50,752 ♪ it's you that I love 713 00:47:51,077 --> 00:47:52,624 ♪ You're bright 714 00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:56,708 ♪ as the April spring morning 715 00:47:58,167 --> 00:48:00,215 ♪ And true 716 00:48:00,503 --> 00:48:03,928 ♪ as the new moon above 717 00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:09,680 ♪ You're sweet as the breeze 718 00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:13,562 ♪ singing through the trees 719 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,609 ♪ Miss Wonderful 720 00:48:15,935 --> 00:48:19,109 ♪ it's you that I love 721 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:23,576 ♪ Miss Wonderful 722 00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:27,155 ♪ it's you that I love 723 00:48:28,948 --> 00:48:31,167 ♪ Miss Wonderful 724 00:48:31,492 --> 00:48:34,996 ♪ it's you that I love 725 00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:46,424 - We checked your mugshot against our file, Sheriff. 726 00:48:47,341 --> 00:48:49,810 We don't have a thing on him. 727 00:48:50,136 --> 00:48:51,137 - I could tell he's 728 00:48:51,470 --> 00:48:52,722 in these parts. 729 00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:56,521 I'm gonna find that nigger 730 00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:59,813 if it's the last thing I do. 731 00:49:00,146 --> 00:49:01,693 - Well good luck to you. 732 00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:03,820 We'll do everything we can to help you. 733 00:49:06,068 --> 00:49:07,820 - I appreciate that 734 00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:09,371 very much. 735 00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:12,993 - Oh by the way Sheriff. 736 00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:14,918 What do you want him for? 737 00:49:17,163 --> 00:49:19,461 - He murdered my wife. 738 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,927 - I'm sorry. 739 00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:27,598 I'll put my best man on it. 740 00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:53,374 - Detective Pete Blakeley here. 741 00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:55,701 - Blakeley, it's Ryan. 742 00:49:59,538 --> 00:50:01,506 I've got a special assignment for you. 743 00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:02,912 - I've got one too captain, 744 00:50:03,209 --> 00:50:04,809 it's just about to slip through my hands. 745 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:08,006 Now look, my vacation just started two hours ago. 746 00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:09,339 - I know Pete. 747 00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:11,058 And I am sorry, 748 00:50:11,383 --> 00:50:12,680 but this is serious. 749 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,307 Maybe a promotion. 750 00:50:14,637 --> 00:50:15,854 - How serious? 751 00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:17,352 - It's a 187. 752 00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:19,934 - Have you got an ID captain? 753 00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:21,267 - Yes. 754 00:50:22,311 --> 00:50:23,904 Male negro 755 00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:26,278 200 pounds, six foot, 756 00:50:26,607 --> 00:50:28,701 may be a scar on his left shoulder. 757 00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:30,903 We do have a mugshot. 758 00:50:31,237 --> 00:50:32,705 - Oh that's just great. 759 00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:34,998 But do you have a name or an ID? 760 00:50:35,324 --> 00:50:36,871 - Yes, he goes by the name of 761 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:38,201 Dolemite. 762 00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:12,008 - It looks like nobody can help him-. 763 00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:14,098 They just wished he was new 764 00:52:14,423 --> 00:52:16,141 and wish he was a girl. 765 00:52:19,511 --> 00:52:21,980 - Well, I think I know what we got to do. 766 00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:26,982 Queen Bee we got to get TC and Alice away from Cavaletti. 767 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:29,439 - Well this is a big city. 768 00:52:29,772 --> 00:52:31,024 Where do we start? 769 00:52:31,357 --> 00:52:32,700 - That's easy. 770 00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:35,323 We find Cavaletti and 771 00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:37,997 make him tell us where they are. 772 00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:40,245 - Oh no, it's not that easy. 773 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:42,167 Everywhere that Joe goes 774 00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,040 he has his army with him. 775 00:52:44,370 --> 00:52:47,465 - Oh baby, armies can come large or small 776 00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:49,133 but we're known for kicking ass 777 00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:50,926 and we can handle em all. 778 00:52:56,298 --> 00:52:57,390 - Hello? 779 00:52:57,716 --> 00:52:59,559 - Queen, stop what you're doing this minute. 780 00:52:59,885 --> 00:53:01,478 Cavaletti wants you and your bitches 781 00:53:01,804 --> 00:53:03,431 over here within the hour. 782 00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:06,017 - Oh just a second please. 783 00:53:06,350 --> 00:53:07,693 This is from Joe. 784 00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:10,487 Pick up on the other phone. 785 00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:24,418 Would you tell Joe 786 00:53:24,743 --> 00:53:27,292 that all the girls are on their monthly. 787 00:53:28,497 --> 00:53:30,295 And they will not be able 788 00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:32,342 to be over there tonight. 789 00:53:32,668 --> 00:53:35,012 - Now you listen to me Queen. 790 00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:36,384 - What's the matter now? 791 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:37,714 - She ain't coming. 792 00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:39,317 - What do you mean she's not coming? 793 00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:40,388 Gimme that phone. 794 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:42,937 Queen Bee, you better get your ass over here 795 00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:44,935 and I mean on the double. 796 00:53:45,264 --> 00:53:46,686 - Under one condition. 797 00:53:47,015 --> 00:53:48,608 That you turn my girls loose. 798 00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:51,528 - Look Bee, you're in no position to bargain with me. 799 00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:53,231 Now you get your hot ass over here, 800 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:55,066 or I'll massacre those black bitches. 801 00:53:56,191 --> 00:53:57,864 I'll give you just one hour. 802 00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:08,504 - Why you rat-soup eating motherfucker! 803 00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:15,086 - I guess you heard all of that. 804 00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:17,638 - That's all I needed to know. 805 00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:20,011 That the girls are still alive. 806 00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:24,811 Now I can work with that cranny-dodging motherfucker. 807 00:54:25,137 --> 00:54:26,434 So here's what we do. 808 00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:30,609 - Brother QB what's happening? 809 00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:32,060 - I wanna talk to you man. 810 00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:34,247 - Oh I don't have time fellas, I got a lot to do. 811 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:34,942 I'll talk to you later. 812 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,552 - Later on will be too late man, 813 00:54:36,648 --> 00:54:37,649 we need to rap right now. 814 00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:39,735 - That's right brother man, right now. 815 00:54:40,068 --> 00:54:41,320 - Oh some heavy shit, huh? 816 00:54:41,653 --> 00:54:42,700 - Dig it. 817 00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:45,328 - Okay, sock it to me. 818 00:54:45,657 --> 00:54:48,001 Cavaletti's men blew away my brother this morning. 819 00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:49,829 - Oh no, you mean Jeff is dead? 820 00:54:50,162 --> 00:54:51,431 - That's why we come to you man. 821 00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:52,581 We need your help. 822 00:54:52,915 --> 00:54:54,517 - Okay I'll tell you what we'll get together 823 00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:56,964 this afternoon and see what we can map out, alright? 824 00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:58,563 - Say look here, I got information 825 00:54:58,587 --> 00:54:59,964 on a house in Pasadena man, 826 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:02,049 where the motherfuckers torture people. 827 00:55:02,382 --> 00:55:03,929 - A torture chamber? 828 00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:07,604 Goddamn I haven't heard of no shit like that in years. 829 00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:09,773 Listen, did you get any information on 830 00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:11,645 the guys that laid your brother away? 831 00:55:11,975 --> 00:55:12,521 - Yeah. 832 00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:14,228 The motherfuckers was black. 833 00:55:14,561 --> 00:55:16,359 - Yeah, brothers. 834 00:55:16,688 --> 00:55:19,942 - Mannix, what's new on the Sheriff case? 835 00:55:20,275 --> 00:55:22,369 - Well I gotta see some mugshots Chief. 836 00:55:22,694 --> 00:55:23,991 - It's in the Dolemite file, 837 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:25,948 you've got everything we have. 838 00:55:26,281 --> 00:55:27,841 - The Sheriff's case is nothing compared 839 00:55:28,075 --> 00:55:29,115 to what I've come up with. 840 00:55:29,409 --> 00:55:30,581 Another 187. 841 00:55:30,911 --> 00:55:32,709 This time the finger points to. 842 00:55:33,038 --> 00:55:34,039 Mr. Cavaletti. 843 00:55:34,373 --> 00:55:36,053 - Cavaletti? - That's right. 844 00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:37,166 - Do you have grounds? 845 00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:39,424 - Well sir we share some brotherly information. 846 00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:40,753 - Good. 847 00:55:40,963 --> 00:55:42,403 Gimme the information and I'll assign 848 00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:43,966 somebody else to the case. 849 00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:46,299 I don't want you biting off more than you can chew. 850 00:55:46,552 --> 00:55:48,680 You concentrate on the Sheriff case. 851 00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:50,480 Get Dolemite. 852 00:55:51,849 --> 00:55:53,396 - You mean you're assigning me to help 853 00:55:53,725 --> 00:55:55,161 some hokey Sheriff solve a murder case 854 00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:56,903 which we know nothing about? 855 00:55:57,229 --> 00:56:00,233 And for two years, I've tried to nail Joe Cavaletti. 856 00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:02,694 And finally I get this asshole by his balls, 857 00:56:03,026 --> 00:56:05,120 and you wanna assign somebody else to the case? 858 00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:06,445 - Now dammit Pete. 859 00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:08,373 You will do as you're told. 860 00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:09,699 - Good. 861 00:56:09,950 --> 00:56:11,790 I remember the other day I was told my vacation 862 00:56:11,994 --> 00:56:14,042 started today, and I'm taking it. 863 00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:19,009 - Son of a bitch. 864 00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:23,634 - What brings you this way my friend? 865 00:56:23,964 --> 00:56:26,058 - I've got news for ya. 866 00:56:30,137 --> 00:56:31,889 - How you know I'm looking for needles? 867 00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:33,658 - I heard through the grapevine that you 868 00:56:33,682 --> 00:56:34,962 were trying to get Queen's girls 869 00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:36,480 back from Cavaletti, right? 870 00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:39,905 - So? 871 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:43,276 - I got some real strong info from some friends of mine. 872 00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:56,462 - So let's have it. 873 00:56:56,788 --> 00:56:58,586 - Info like that don't grow on trees. 874 00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:00,884 It costs money you know. 875 00:57:01,209 --> 00:57:03,303 I got a sick aunt. 876 00:57:15,641 --> 00:57:16,688 - Hold it. 877 00:57:18,602 --> 00:57:20,275 Information first. 878 00:57:20,604 --> 00:57:23,824 - Well Cavaletti's got this house in Pasadena. 879 00:57:24,149 --> 00:57:25,901 It's a real chamber of horrors. 880 00:57:26,234 --> 00:57:28,532 Like he really fucks people up over there man. 881 00:57:28,862 --> 00:57:30,910 - Where's it at? 882 00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:32,866 - I haven't found that out yet. 883 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,123 - Well how do you find out? 884 00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:38,998 - If somebody was to get Cavaletti's main woman, 885 00:57:39,331 --> 00:57:41,959 then they might find out where the house is. 886 00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,715 - Where does Cavaletti keep his main woman? 887 00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:47,005 - Well 888 00:57:48,048 --> 00:57:51,302 Cavaletti usually keeps her at his pad. 889 00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:53,308 She's a nice bitch. 890 00:57:53,637 --> 00:57:56,311 I heard that she's a common freak, you know? 891 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,233 A real nymphomaniac. 892 00:57:58,558 --> 00:58:00,560 - Where's Cavaletti's house? 893 00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:03,147 - In Pasadena baby. 894 00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:12,660 - May I help you? 895 00:58:12,990 --> 00:58:16,244 - Yes, is this the Cavaletti's residence? 896 00:58:16,576 --> 00:58:17,702 - Yes, it is. 897 00:58:18,036 --> 00:58:19,036 What can I do for you? 898 00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:21,423 - My card first, Madame. 899 00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:28,885 - Frank Huck Delmonico NcAdeemus? 900 00:58:29,214 --> 00:58:30,214 - Yes. 901 00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:32,055 Are you Mrs. Cavaletti? 902 00:58:32,384 --> 00:58:33,556 - Yes, I am. 903 00:58:33,885 --> 00:58:35,137 - Mrs. Cavaletti 904 00:58:35,470 --> 00:58:38,519 I am a connoisseur of the rarest 905 00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:41,068 most interesting nude studies. 906 00:58:41,393 --> 00:58:42,485 - I am not interested. 907 00:58:42,811 --> 00:58:43,811 If you'll just... 908 00:58:44,104 --> 00:58:46,857 - Ms-Cavaletti, if you would wait just a moment 909 00:58:47,190 --> 00:58:49,739 and gaze upon this exquisite artwork, 910 00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:52,241 I'm sure you'll be interested. 911 00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:57,330 Madame. 912 00:58:57,659 --> 00:59:00,037 I see you like my work. 913 00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:01,963 Miss? 914 00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:03,711 Miss Cavaletti? 915 00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:08,174 Mrs. Cavaletti? 916 00:59:08,503 --> 00:59:10,426 You do like my work? 917 00:59:11,465 --> 00:59:13,843 I've got something better for you. 918 00:59:17,137 --> 00:59:19,105 You'll like it. 919 00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:22,355 Big black strong man. 920 00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:27,031 Ah. Ah. 921 00:59:28,148 --> 00:59:30,025 You'll enjoy it. 922 00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:33,077 Miss Cavaletti, Miss Cavaletti? 923 01:01:21,261 --> 01:01:25,266 - Where is Cavaletti hiding my girls? 924 01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:31,609 - Where is Cavaletti hiding my girls? 925 01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:38,495 - Where is Cavaletti hiding my girls? 926 01:01:40,822 --> 01:01:43,245 - Where is Cavaletti hiding my girls? 927 01:01:44,326 --> 01:01:47,421 - Where is Cavaletti hiding my girls? 928 01:01:47,996 --> 01:01:50,624 Where, where is Cavaletti hiding the girls! 929 01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:53,729 Where is Cavaletti hiding my girls? 930 01:02:54,145 --> 01:02:55,692 Where is Cavaletti hiding my girls? 931 01:02:56,022 --> 01:02:57,382 Where is Cavaletti hiding my girls? 932 01:02:57,607 --> 01:02:59,325 Where is Cavaletti hiding my girls? 933 01:02:59,651 --> 01:03:01,119 Where is Cavaletti hiding my girls? 934 01:03:01,444 --> 01:03:03,196 Where is Cavaletti hiding my girls? 935 01:03:04,239 --> 01:03:07,083 Where is Cavaletti hiding my girls? 936 01:03:08,034 --> 01:03:10,913 - They're at the house on the hill 937 01:03:11,246 --> 01:03:13,044 in Pasadena. 938 01:03:13,373 --> 01:03:15,922 They're at the house on the hill 939 01:03:16,251 --> 01:03:17,969 in Pasadena. 940 01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:21,014 They're at house on the hill 941 01:03:21,339 --> 01:03:23,091 in Pasadena! 942 01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:28,639 They're at the house 943 01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:31,896 on the hill in Pasadena. 944 01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:32,851 - Have a seat. 945 01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:34,184 - No thanks. 946 01:03:34,311 --> 01:03:35,311 - Some coffee? 947 01:03:35,353 --> 01:03:36,713 - No thanks, I've had my breakfast. 948 01:03:36,896 --> 01:03:38,016 I just came here to find out 949 01:03:38,231 --> 01:03:39,858 what you got on that Dolemite boy. 950 01:03:40,191 --> 01:03:41,911 It's been a while since I've heard from you. 951 01:03:42,193 --> 01:03:44,070 I wanna know what's happening. 952 01:03:44,404 --> 01:03:46,156 - Well when we get something, 953 01:03:46,489 --> 01:03:48,036 I'll let you know. 954 01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:51,036 I've got my best man on the case. 955 01:03:51,369 --> 01:03:53,667 - He ain't made no contact with me yet. 956 01:03:53,997 --> 01:03:57,092 - Well this particular man works better by himself. 957 01:03:57,417 --> 01:04:00,045 He's my undercover man for the ghettos. 958 01:04:00,378 --> 01:04:01,721 - You mean to tell me you sent 959 01:04:02,047 --> 01:04:04,721 a nigger out to find another nigger? 960 01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:06,450 Why that's the most ridiculous thing 961 01:04:06,634 --> 01:04:08,011 I've ever heard of. 962 01:04:08,303 --> 01:04:08,974 - Sheriff. 963 01:04:09,304 --> 01:04:11,398 We don't have any niggers here. 964 01:04:11,723 --> 01:04:13,942 Just damn fine police officers. 965 01:04:14,267 --> 01:04:15,985 Some of the best in the country. 966 01:04:16,311 --> 01:04:18,530 Now if you can't respect that, 967 01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:21,278 and if you can't accept my choice of assignment, 968 01:04:21,608 --> 01:04:24,236 you can get your ass out that door. 969 01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:26,913 And if you don't like that you can go to the Chief. 970 01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:29,491 - I'll do just that Captain. 971 01:04:29,824 --> 01:04:32,418 And when I find him, I'll bring his head to you. 972 01:04:32,744 --> 01:04:34,838 Since you love niggers so much. 973 01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:38,633 You can mount Dolemite's head on your mantlepiece. 974 01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:41,381 Good day, Captain. 975 01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:45,556 - Fuck you. 976 01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:50,804 - Sweetheart. 977 01:04:51,137 --> 01:04:52,309 Call Queen. 978 01:04:52,639 --> 01:04:54,439 Tell her to bring everybody that works for her 979 01:04:54,516 --> 01:04:55,516 to my party tonight. 980 01:04:55,767 --> 01:04:57,007 Tell them to be ready at eight. 981 01:04:57,143 --> 01:04:59,145 I'll have them picked up. 982 01:05:03,191 --> 01:05:04,283 - Hello? 983 01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:06,649 - Joe wants you to scrounge up all the girls you can 984 01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:08,325 and bring em over here tonight. 985 01:05:08,655 --> 01:05:10,953 We'll send someone after you. 986 01:05:11,282 --> 01:05:13,376 - Yes ma'am, we'll be there. 987 01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:16,538 - Well. 988 01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:20,634 Looks like we've all been invited to the party. 989 01:05:20,959 --> 01:05:22,506 But this time 990 01:05:22,836 --> 01:05:24,804 this will be the party to end all parties. 991 01:05:36,099 --> 01:05:37,521 Okay. 992 01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:41,151 We know that Cavaletti has an army compared to us. 993 01:05:42,147 --> 01:05:43,899 We're outnumbered in people 994 01:05:44,232 --> 01:05:46,155 but not in skill. 995 01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:49,826 Just remember 996 01:05:50,155 --> 01:05:52,123 if anybody come out alive 997 01:05:52,449 --> 01:05:54,451 be sure it be one of us. 998 01:05:54,784 --> 01:05:56,832 Now how did you say this worked? 999 01:05:57,162 --> 01:05:58,414 - Well tonight 1000 01:05:58,746 --> 01:06:01,090 is Cavaletti's birthday party. 1001 01:06:02,542 --> 01:06:06,422 You'll have all his big shit friends there. 1002 01:06:07,922 --> 01:06:10,016 - So if we get em all at one time, 1003 01:06:10,341 --> 01:06:12,093 it's got to be tonight. 1004 01:06:13,678 --> 01:06:16,101 - Has anybody heard from Dolemite? 1005 01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:32,246 - Howard Jackson! 1006 01:06:36,117 --> 01:06:40,247 - Is that the bad little nigga that taught me martial arts? 1007 01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:42,048 - In person. 1008 01:06:42,373 --> 01:06:44,046 - Lord things is looking better. 1009 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:45,375 - Looking better? 1010 01:06:45,668 --> 01:06:46,885 With that little shit? 1011 01:06:47,212 --> 01:06:49,761 Well I'll take my dick and beat his goddamn ass with that. 1012 01:06:52,217 --> 01:06:54,060 - We'll see about that brother. 1013 01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:58,598 - Did you hear about the new contract? 1014 01:06:58,932 --> 01:06:59,933 - No, what is it? 1015 01:07:00,266 --> 01:07:02,815 - It's Queen Bee, Annie, and Dolemite. 1016 01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:04,145 - Who's doing the job? 1017 01:07:04,479 --> 01:07:05,479 - Red and Fingers. 1018 01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:06,273 - Well that's Wild. 1019 01:07:06,606 --> 01:07:07,886 With those three out of the way, 1020 01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:08,533 the boss will have no problems. 1021 01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:09,858 - Right. 1022 01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:21,580 - Okay, we'll be right out. 1023 01:07:24,207 --> 01:07:25,675 Alright girls. 1024 01:07:25,959 --> 01:07:28,007 Let's get this show on the road. 1025 01:07:42,225 --> 01:07:43,852 - We'll see you there. 1026 01:07:44,185 --> 01:07:45,903 - We'll wait till the party starts 1027 01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:48,027 then we'll crash it. 1028 01:10:52,832 --> 01:10:55,255 - You should have stayed down there the first time! 1029 01:11:13,352 --> 01:11:15,195 - I didn't forget about you. 1030 01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:19,863 We'll make it a twosome. 1031 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:34,923 Now don't move 1032 01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:36,375 or bye bye. 1033 01:12:37,395 --> 01:12:39,443 - No, no. 1034 01:12:41,065 --> 01:12:42,908 Please don't kill us. 1035 01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:15,934 Please don't kill us, please! 1036 01:13:16,267 --> 01:13:18,065 Please no! 1037 01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:42,002 - The candle over here! 1038 01:13:42,335 --> 01:13:45,009 The candle, the rope, for God's sake! 1039 01:13:45,338 --> 01:13:47,511 Pull me out of the way Dolemite. 1040 01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:48,432 Hurry! 1041 01:13:52,345 --> 01:13:53,688 - Are you alright Java? 1042 01:13:54,013 --> 01:13:56,061 - Oh yeah, thanks to you Dolemite. 1043 01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:01,983 - Don't touch me there's a live grenade between my legs. 1044 01:14:02,313 --> 01:14:04,065 - Be very careful don't move, don't move. 1045 01:14:04,398 --> 01:14:07,618 - He keeps the key over in his back pocket. 1046 01:14:39,767 --> 01:14:42,691 - Java, are you alright? 1047 01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:51,658 Mules have kicked me and didn't even bruise my hide. 1048 01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:56,417 Rattlesnakes have bit me and falled off and died. 1049 01:14:57,827 --> 01:15:02,048 Yes, I fought my way in here cause I'm rough and ready, 1050 01:15:03,124 --> 01:15:06,003 so girls let's go and get that 1051 01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:08,758 motherfucking Cavaletti. 1052 01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:12,433 Hurry. 1053 01:15:25,104 --> 01:15:27,072 - Hurry Dolemite. 1054 01:15:28,149 --> 01:15:29,867 Let me at em. 1055 01:15:40,453 --> 01:15:41,875 - Hello, Captain. 1056 01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:43,204 Yeah, it's Pete here. 1057 01:15:43,497 --> 01:15:44,669 Yeah, I know about that. 1058 01:15:44,999 --> 01:15:46,216 Listen, hold onto your hat 1059 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:48,222 and get a pencil and pad to take this down. 1060 01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:51,013 I got some news here to make you blow your mind. 1061 01:15:51,338 --> 01:15:52,009 Yeah. 1062 01:15:52,339 --> 01:15:55,058 Look, not only do I get Cavaletti, 1063 01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:57,807 but the Sheriff gets his man too. 1064 01:15:58,137 --> 01:16:00,856 That's right, Dolemite is over at Cavaletti's right now. 1065 01:16:01,182 --> 01:16:02,900 There's a war going on between em. 1066 01:16:03,225 --> 01:16:04,852 Guess who else is over there? 1067 01:16:05,186 --> 01:16:07,359 Red and Fingers, our two pals from the East 1068 01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:09,031 the hitmen. 1069 01:16:09,356 --> 01:16:10,608 Remember them? 1070 01:16:10,941 --> 01:16:12,113 Right. 1071 01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:15,621 What's the address monkey? 1072 01:16:15,946 --> 01:16:18,324 - $25, baby. 1073 01:16:18,657 --> 01:16:20,337 - I got enough shit on you to send you down 1074 01:16:20,534 --> 01:16:22,377 for 20 years, now gimme the address. 1075 01:16:22,703 --> 01:16:24,956 - Woodland Hills in Pasadena. 1076 01:16:36,050 --> 01:16:37,050 - Hey Joe? 1077 01:16:38,928 --> 01:16:41,306 Joe? 1078 01:16:51,273 --> 01:16:53,401 - Well it's about time you got here. 1079 01:16:53,734 --> 01:16:55,031 Come on put your things in there, 1080 01:16:55,361 --> 01:16:57,034 and come join the party. 1081 01:17:24,515 --> 01:17:26,893 - Say white boy, come out here in the light 1082 01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:28,648 cause tonight is the night. 1083 01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:30,525 Come out here and you can see 1084 01:17:30,855 --> 01:17:34,576 some genuine American Indian turquoise jewelry. 1085 01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:36,868 I got to sell this shit and sell it quick, 1086 01:17:37,194 --> 01:17:38,571 I got to get outta town. 1087 01:17:38,904 --> 01:17:40,624 Wait a minute white boy fool, wait a minute. 1088 01:17:40,698 --> 01:17:42,120 I'm selling this shit cheap. 1089 01:17:42,449 --> 01:17:44,409 I'm gonna let you take the shit off your old lady. 1090 01:17:44,451 --> 01:17:45,931 She might give you some pussy tonight, 1091 01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:47,459 if you know what to do with it. 1092 01:17:47,788 --> 01:17:50,337 Wait a minute fool, we'll take this then. 1093 01:18:03,137 --> 01:18:04,764 - Hey everybody. 1094 01:18:05,097 --> 01:18:06,644 Got a special surprise for you. 1095 01:18:06,974 --> 01:18:09,648 Cavaletti just hired a new man, and he's one of the boys. 1096 01:18:10,603 --> 01:18:12,105 And for this evening's entertainment, 1097 01:18:12,438 --> 01:18:13,678 he's going to demonstrate to us 1098 01:18:13,981 --> 01:18:17,406 how he became Central America's champ at nunchuck sticks. 1099 01:18:51,018 --> 01:18:53,612 - Catering service here sir. 1100 01:19:02,947 --> 01:19:06,042 Where do you want this stuff? 1101 01:19:13,874 --> 01:19:16,753 Looks like you're having a real nice party. 1102 01:19:18,837 --> 01:19:19,884 - Sure am. 1103 01:19:20,214 --> 01:19:21,716 Put the stuff in the kitchen. 1104 01:19:22,049 --> 01:19:23,346 Too bad you wasn't invited boy. 1105 01:19:23,676 --> 01:19:24,768 - Yeah it is. 1106 01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:30,149 - Say baby, let's you and me go take a swim. 1107 01:19:33,143 --> 01:19:35,237 - I don't have a suit on sugar. 1108 01:19:35,562 --> 01:19:37,439 - Suit? It's a private pool. 1109 01:19:41,235 --> 01:19:45,490 - In that case, what are we waiting for? 1110 01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:51,980 - Say the young lady that was with the guy with the glasses 1111 01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:53,585 is she a friend of yours? 1112 01:19:53,914 --> 01:19:55,712 - Oh yes, she's one of my girls. 1113 01:20:37,499 --> 01:20:38,876 - Hey there Momma, what it is? 1114 01:20:39,209 --> 01:20:39,584 - Queen. 1115 01:20:39,918 --> 01:20:41,215 - You got Red. 1116 01:20:42,254 --> 01:20:45,224 I can't believe it. 1117 01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:48,098 Now I have to kill both of ya's myself. 1118 01:20:48,427 --> 01:20:50,020 Alright ladies this way. 1119 01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:51,768 Come on, move! 1120 01:20:54,099 --> 01:20:56,101 That's far enough. 1121 01:21:00,481 --> 01:21:02,108 Turn around! 1122 01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:22,508 - Wait a minute little shit, you about to hit me. 1123 01:23:59,451 --> 01:24:00,543 - Look out! 1124 01:24:50,961 --> 01:24:54,386 - You a bad motherfucker this I can see. 1125 01:24:57,884 --> 01:25:01,138 But it's now time for you to bring yo ass to me. 1126 01:26:45,075 --> 01:26:46,075 - Look out! 1127 01:27:13,145 --> 01:27:15,443 - Y'all take care of Jimmy. 1128 01:27:17,107 --> 01:27:20,202 I'm gonna get that motherfucking Cavaletti 1129 01:27:20,527 --> 01:27:22,746 if it is the last thing I do. 1130 01:27:25,782 --> 01:27:27,250 - Jimmy... 1131 01:27:27,576 --> 01:27:28,919 Jimmy. 1132 01:27:32,122 --> 01:27:33,975 - Pack your things, we're getting out of here fast. 1133 01:27:33,999 --> 01:27:34,591 - What's the matter honey? 1134 01:27:34,916 --> 01:27:36,018 - Don't ask questions dammit, 1135 01:27:36,042 --> 01:27:37,043 just get dressed. 1136 01:27:39,045 --> 01:27:40,547 - Can you hear me? 1137 01:27:40,881 --> 01:27:42,007 It's your brother Bo. 1138 01:27:45,427 --> 01:27:47,475 Talk to me man. 1139 01:27:55,103 --> 01:27:56,355 Jimmy... 1140 01:27:58,315 --> 01:28:00,818 Don't die on me man. 1141 01:28:02,819 --> 01:28:05,322 Come on, now get your shit together. 1142 01:28:05,655 --> 01:28:07,703 Come on now. 1143 01:28:08,033 --> 01:28:09,033 - Bo. 1144 01:28:10,494 --> 01:28:12,371 - He's just playing. 1145 01:28:14,122 --> 01:28:16,124 He's just playing. 1146 01:28:16,458 --> 01:28:18,460 Come on stop acting man, get up. 1147 01:28:20,504 --> 01:28:21,676 - Bo! 1148 01:28:25,509 --> 01:28:27,261 - My brother man. 1149 01:28:29,930 --> 01:28:32,183 My brother. 1150 01:28:36,812 --> 01:28:38,610 - He's gone man. 1151 01:28:41,733 --> 01:28:43,155 - Come on. 1152 01:28:45,111 --> 01:28:46,533 - He's gone. 1153 01:28:47,531 --> 01:28:48,908 - Come on let's go. 1154 01:28:49,241 --> 01:28:50,959 - Going somewhere Cavaletti, baby? 1155 01:28:51,284 --> 01:28:53,082 - Get outta here. 1156 01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:56,005 - Let me go! 1157 01:29:12,931 --> 01:29:15,025 - Hold it everyone! 1158 01:29:17,018 --> 01:29:18,018 - Police! 1159 01:29:18,186 --> 01:29:21,190 - Freeze everybody, freeze! 1160 01:29:21,523 --> 01:29:23,696 - Nobody move. 1161 01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:36,250 Come here. 1162 01:29:36,580 --> 01:29:38,002 Where's Cavaletti? 1163 01:29:38,331 --> 01:29:40,425 Where is he? 1164 01:29:44,963 --> 01:29:47,136 - Hold it, out, out. 1165 01:29:48,842 --> 01:29:51,061 Out! 1166 01:29:59,978 --> 01:30:01,150 - I got money. 1167 01:30:01,479 --> 01:30:02,856 A lot of money. 1168 01:30:03,189 --> 01:30:04,611 Here.. Here in this bag. 1169 01:30:04,941 --> 01:30:07,990 You can take it, take all you want. 1170 01:30:08,320 --> 01:30:10,994 Only let me get the fuck outta here. 1171 01:30:11,323 --> 01:30:13,246 Please. 1172 01:30:13,575 --> 01:30:16,124 - Beg little puppy you like a big dog. 1173 01:30:17,078 --> 01:30:18,921 Give you a little bit, and I'd be damned 1174 01:30:19,247 --> 01:30:20,840 if you don't want it all. 1175 01:30:21,166 --> 01:30:24,261 I'll take that money and I'll use it well 1176 01:30:24,586 --> 01:30:27,556 cause you got a one way ticket straight to hell. 1177 01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:30,467 Now get in the car and move. 1178 01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:31,892 - No, don't do it! 1179 01:30:32,218 --> 01:30:33,515 Don't do it goddammit! 1180 01:30:33,845 --> 01:30:34,937 - What is it Pete? 1181 01:30:35,263 --> 01:30:37,982 - It's Cavaletti, and he's about to get his nuts blown off, 1182 01:30:38,308 --> 01:30:40,402 and by your boy Sheriff. 1183 01:30:41,728 --> 01:30:42,854 - Cover em. 1184 01:31:07,504 --> 01:31:09,006 - Oh goodie, son 1185 01:31:09,339 --> 01:31:11,888 you've brought old momma a customer. 1186 01:31:13,843 --> 01:31:17,097 - You got that right you decrepit old witch. 1187 01:31:17,430 --> 01:31:19,182 But this time it's him. 1188 01:31:19,516 --> 01:31:21,234 Now move! 1189 01:31:26,147 --> 01:31:28,991 What goes around comes around. 1190 01:31:29,317 --> 01:31:32,116 Now it's yo turn to die you no business barred 1191 01:31:32,445 --> 01:31:36,040 insecure rat soup eating motherfucker. 1192 01:31:36,366 --> 01:31:38,164 And if you don't die you're gonna wish 1193 01:31:38,493 --> 01:31:40,712 to hell you hada. 1194 01:31:53,008 --> 01:31:55,761 - Son of a bitch. 1195 01:32:09,441 --> 01:32:10,909 - Where is Dolemite? 1196 01:32:11,234 --> 01:32:12,861 Where is Dolemite? 1197 01:32:13,194 --> 01:32:15,617 Where is that son of a bitch named Dolemite? 1198 01:32:15,947 --> 01:32:17,699 Where is he? 1199 01:32:18,033 --> 01:32:20,127 - Sheriff, leave him alone! 1200 01:32:50,732 --> 01:32:52,780 - Son of a bitch! 1201 01:33:02,994 --> 01:33:07,374 Your career is over stud. 1202 01:33:40,115 --> 01:33:42,994 - This motherfucker think I'm dead, 1203 01:33:43,326 --> 01:33:46,830 but he don't know I am the Human Tornado. 1204 01:34:41,926 --> 01:34:44,725 ♪ He's a Human Tornado 1205 01:34:45,054 --> 01:34:48,775 ♪ Mules has kicked me and didn't bruise my hide 1206 01:34:49,100 --> 01:34:51,319 ♪ Rattlesnakes has bit me 1207 01:34:51,644 --> 01:34:53,897 ♪ they just crawled off and died 1208 01:34:54,230 --> 01:34:58,360 ♪ I handcuffed a lion and it was a raging feat 1209 01:34:58,693 --> 01:35:00,741 ♪ So I don't want no dilapidated sea-slapping 1210 01:35:01,070 --> 01:35:03,072 ♪ pigeon-toed cross-eyed bow-legged son of a gun 1211 01:35:03,406 --> 01:35:05,033 ♪ from messing with me 1212 01:35:05,366 --> 01:35:07,539 ♪ I been known to rise up 1213 01:35:07,869 --> 01:35:09,871 ♪ but I'll cool down later 1214 01:35:10,205 --> 01:35:11,878 ♪ I'm the bad motor scooter 1215 01:35:12,207 --> 01:35:14,960 ♪ I'm the Human Tornado 1216 01:35:15,293 --> 01:35:17,512 ♪ He's a Human Tornado 1217 01:35:21,633 --> 01:35:24,136 ♪ He's a Human Tornado 1218 01:35:24,469 --> 01:35:26,096 ♪ I picked up the rock 1219 01:35:26,429 --> 01:35:28,727 ♪ and killed the giant Goliath 1220 01:35:29,057 --> 01:35:30,650 ♪ And worked on nero 1221 01:35:30,975 --> 01:35:33,148 ♪ cause said Rome on fire 1222 01:35:33,478 --> 01:35:34,570 ♪ I whooped lions 1223 01:35:34,896 --> 01:35:37,740 ♪ elephants velociraptors and geese 1224 01:35:38,066 --> 01:35:40,239 ♪ I don't want no dilapidated sea-slapping 1225 01:35:40,568 --> 01:35:42,662 ♪ pigeon-toed cross-eyed bow-legged son of a gun 1226 01:35:42,987 --> 01:35:44,660 ♪ from messing with me 1227 01:35:44,989 --> 01:35:46,912 ♪ I been to known to rise up 1228 01:35:47,242 --> 01:35:49,495 ♪ but I'll cool down later 1229 01:35:49,827 --> 01:35:51,579 ♪ I'm a bad motor scooter 1230 01:35:51,913 --> 01:35:54,792 ♪ I'm the Human Tornado 1231 01:35:55,124 --> 01:35:57,752 ♪ He's a Human Tornado 85227

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