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♪ He's a Human Tornado
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♪ Mules has kicked me
and didn't bruise my hide
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♪ rattlesnakes has bit me
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♪ they just rolled off and died
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♪ I handcuffed a lion and it
was a raging feat
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♪ I don't want no dilapidated
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♪ sea-slapping pigeon-throated
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♪ cross-eyed
bow-legged son of a gun
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♪ messing with me
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♪ I've been known to rise up
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♪ but I'll cool down later
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♪ I'm a bad motor scooter
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♪ I'm the Human Tornado
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♪ The Human Tornado
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♪ He's a Human Tornado
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♪ He's a Human Tornado
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- Ladies and
gentlemen, here he is.
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The star Dolemite.
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- Yes, I have been rough.
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And you know I'm also tough.
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I'm bad and sometimes
I get very mad.
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I've been known to be mean,
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but right now y'all
can look and see
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that I'm damn sure clean.
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Now I see a lot of lovely
people in this house tonight.
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Look at this big fat man.
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My my my my girls look
what y'all could get
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if you was lucky.
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Well I say one thing,
he can lay heavy
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but he'll never go deep.
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I bet he tells the average girl
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you may not know I'm in there,
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but you're damn sure
know I'm on there.
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I see this big
fat lady with him.
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My my my my my,
young lady you've got
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the same damn thing them
lil skinny girls got.
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But a damn sight more of it.
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Is that your husband?
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Ain't that a damn shame?
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You need a little
skinny man, baby.
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You and that man get
in the bed together
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and try to do y'all thing
would be a mission impossible.
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I'm gonna tell you like the
bathtub told the toilet stool
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I get as much ass as you,
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but I don't have to
take all that shit.
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Young lady went out with her
boyfriend the other night,
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and he got into bed
with her and pulled out
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something like my little finger.
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She looked at it and said,
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well you no-screwing,
pencil-dick,
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Pistol-Peter son of a gun.
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Says I tell you what
I will do for you.
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Since you can't
do nothing for me
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with a joint that small,
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said I'll give you $50
if you can hurt me.
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He screwed her three
times and hit her
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in the head with a rock.
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There's some ugly mother
fuckers in this house tonight.
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If you don't believe
it, look over here.
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Baby
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you are so ugly you stopped
this motion picture from runnin.
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Yo lips like you wearing
a turtleneck sweater.
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I had a brother
look just like you,
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he stuck his head out the window
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and his lips beat him to death.
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My my my, that's what
I call stretching
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a good thing a bit too far.
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Two soldiers went to Vietnam,
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a black soldier and a white
soldier, can you dig it?
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And they come all
the way back home,
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and the people in
Louisiana said we gonna
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give y'all anything
that y'all want.
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They looked at the
white soldier and said,
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young man, what do you want?
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He said, well I'll tell
you all what I want.
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I want me $10,000 and a
Lincoln Continental to drive.
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They said, we gonna
get that for you.
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Then they looked at the
brother, they said brother,
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what would you like?
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The brother said, well
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y'all can give me
a dollar and a half
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from the head of my
ding-a-ling down to my balls.
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They said brother, brother,
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don't you want no
more than that?
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He said, no that's all I want.
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So he pulled it out
and they put a dollar
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and a half at the head of it.
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Then they put another
dollar and a half on it,
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and another dollar and a half,
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another dollar and a half,
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and another dollar and a half.
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And one of those fellas
looked at him and said,
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nigga, where is your balls at?
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He said in Vietnam.
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Young lady took her boyfriend
out with her the other night.
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You know?
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She got into bed with him,
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and baby he did his thang before
he could get on top of her.
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And he looked at her and said,
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go in the kitchen
and fix me some food.
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She went in the
kitchen and brought him
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a head of lettuce and
a bowl of carrots.
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He looked at her and said,
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why in the world did
you bring me these
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carrots and lettuce out here?
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She looked at him,
said, mother fucker
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you fuck like a rabbit,
you might as well
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eat like one.
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- Dolemite you might
come like a rabbit yourself.
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- Now this is what
I call a nigga
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that always wanna
get in the show.
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This is the kinda nigga
that'll fart in a bathtub
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and turn around and
bite the bubble.
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Ladies and gentlemen
tonight has been a pleasure.
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Thank you for letting
us be ourselves.
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I ain't lying!
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- Dolemite
ladies and gentlemen!
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- You really came at a bad time.
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I'm very very busy.
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Relax, take off your thangs,
and I'll see you later.
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- I've invited you
all here to inform you
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that the money drive
that was planned
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six months ago by our
planning committee,
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to purchase a new boys home,
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has been called abruptly closed.
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But along with the bad news,
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there's always good news.
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I'm going to allow the man
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that's caused all
of this to happen.
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Your friend and mine,
brother Dolemite.
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- Thank you.
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I'm so glad you could come.
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As you know I've been
having a lot of hard knocks.
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And a lot of trials
and tribulations.
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And I've had a lot of success.
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And I think it's a shame
for anyone successful
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not to share it with others.
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So today I'm doing
something that I wanted
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to do for a long time.
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I'm giving my home
and its entirety
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to the gentleman that started
the drive for the boys home.
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Let us now talk to some of
our distinguished guests.
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Alright let's get
this shit over,
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I ain't got all day.
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- Dolemite.
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You're worth every
damn cent I pay you.
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- Jethro, stop the car.
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- What is it now, Ma?
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- Look yonder, something's
going on up there
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in that big house.
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- You're right something
is going on up there.
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Them people up there's
having a party.
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- Goddamn Jethro
them ain't no people.
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Them's niggers.
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- Well by god you're right
mom them's is niggers.
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Well they gotta be niggers
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because it ain't
Halloween is it?
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- Come on Jethro, step on it.
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- Well where we gonna go?
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- We'll go and find a sheriff.
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We gotta tell em, he
gotta know about this.
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- You're right.
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- Oh.
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- Alright, alright I
owe you 30 minutes.
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- Wake up Sheriff,
it's an emergency!
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- Put your hands up!
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- Don't shoot Sheriff.
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It's me, Charlie.
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- What in the hell's the
matter with you Charlie?
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- Well I'm sorry Sheriff, but
there's been trouble brewing.
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- Trouble?
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You gotta be wrong Charlie.
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We don't allow none
of that around here.
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- Yeah, well the one's
who's causing the trouble
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must not know that.
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They's niggers.
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- Niggers?
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Where?
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- You know that big house
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that sets up on the hill?
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- That fancy nigger's house?
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- Yeah.
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Well there's a bunch
more niggers up there.
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- You fooling me boy?
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- Nah, I just talked
to Jethro Goodlowe.
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Said there's a whole
bunch of them up there
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just carrying on
something awful.
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- That does it Charlie.
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That does it!
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You round up some of the men.
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Ain't gonna be no niggers
left up on that hill
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when we get through with them!
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- This mother fucker
had a heart attack.
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- Ah man, come on Bo.
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- Hey hold up everybody.
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Looks like trouble coming.
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That's the Sheriff's car.
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- Ah man I wonder what
the fuck he wants.
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- I don't know but
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he sure is in a hurry.
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- Alright you men.
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When we get up there,
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I want you men to
spin around that house
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like horse shit!
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Shoot to kill if you have to.
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Now come on, let's go.
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- Man we better
go warn everybody.
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Alright everybody listen!
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Now the sheriff is coming he's
got a lot of men with him.
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- Everybody keep calm!
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- Back in the hole!
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Over here!
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- Move, move, move.
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Go, go, go.
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- Alright, all you
niggers put your hands
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on top of your nappy heads.
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Who's in charge here boy?
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- Sheriff what are you doing?
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Now you know we
ain't done nothing.
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- I'll ask the questions,
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you just listen boy.
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- Look Sheriff, ain't
no boys around here.
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Just men, you dig?
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- Just say the word Sheriff.
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- Well.
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Maybe this cute little
black thing over here
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can tell me who's the
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head nigger is around here.
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How about it, uh,
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honey child?
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I've always wanted one,
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a little piece of nigger tail.
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Ah!
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- You lousy son of a bitch!
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- Miss Benton?
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- Charlie?
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- He made me do it!
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- Bitch, are you for real?
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- You ain't no wife of mine.
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Kill em Charlie.
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I said kill em Charlie!
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- No Charlie!
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- So y'all don't
believe I jumped, huh?
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So watch this good shit!
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- Fine bunch of friends are you,
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you niggas take off and
leave me on top of that hill!
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- Oh Dolemite, we
was gonna wait.
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- Like a snowball in hell.
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That mother fucker
caught me in the bed
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with his wife, now he
wanna try to take my life.
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Bo step on it, and
step on it quick.
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Burn some rubber cause we gonna
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deal with that prick.
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Drive nigga! Drive!
Drive nigga! Drive!
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Nigga drive, drive!
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You ain't driving, put
your foot in the tank.
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Drive!
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Drive nigga! Drive!
259
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,540
Bo.
260
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,127
We can't shake this gravy
sopping mother fucker,
261
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,712
so turn up in that cave.
262
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,888
I got a plan to make
this son of a gun
263
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,887
dig his own grave.
264
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,934
Bo, back the car up that hill,
265
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,468
and as soon as I say let it go
266
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,146
let the mother fucker go!
267
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,919
Let the mother fucker go!
268
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,547
I'll stop this
long-haired sea-sapping
269
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,799
dilapidated Sheriff now!
270
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,473
Cause he just wanna
follow me anyhow.
271
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,018
He think he's bad and
he ain't got no class,
272
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,469
I'm gonna rap this shotgun
273
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,022
up his mother fucking ass!
274
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,996
Why you niggas is running,
275
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:37,451
we got a lot of running to do
cause we going to California.
276
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,830
- Hey Bo.
277
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,754
Come on man, we
going to California.
278
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,876
- Watch out for snakes up there.
279
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,551
By the way Jimmy,
280
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,720
if a snake was to
bite me on my leg
281
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,046
what would you do?
282
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,090
- I'd suck out the
poison Dolemite.
283
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,424
- Well Bo?
284
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,346
If a snake was to bite me on
my ass, what would you do?
285
00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,522
- Dolemite, I guess
you'd be a dead mother fucker.
286
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,988
- I am tired.
287
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,819
We got to do something,
288
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,406
I got to have me some shoes
or a ride or something.
289
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,019
- Hell Dolemite, how in the hell
290
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,958
do we get a ride, man?
291
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,252
- Hitchhike that's
all, we can hitchhike.
292
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,205
- You know damn well
there ain't none
293
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,006
of these honkys gonna pick up
294
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,926
four niggas out here in
the highway by themselves.
295
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,128
You know better than that shit.
296
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,967
- I'm gonna get a ride,
I can get us a ride.
297
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,894
- And how the hell you
gonna get us a ride man?
298
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,142
- If you can get us a ride...
299
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:46,353
The first car that
comes by, you stop it,
300
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,313
and we gonna take
the mother fucker,
301
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,693
can you dig it?
302
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,992
Let's go over the
hill and hide fellas.
303
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,479
- You want a ride honey?
304
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,475
- Yeah, uh, my car broke
down up the road and uh...
305
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,231
- Well I'll tell
you what I'll do.
306
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,861
I'll give you a ride for a ride.
307
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,161
Huh?
308
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,363
Well what are you doing?
309
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,168
- Move over motherfucker.
310
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,372
And don't say a fucking word.
311
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,266
- By the way, where we going?
312
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:07,772
- We are taking your car and you
313
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,273
to sunny California,
can you dig it?
314
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,401
- California?
315
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,817
- You heard it, sweet tea.
316
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:20,530
- My my, I'd never
thought anybody kidnap me.
317
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,036
Plus take me to California.
318
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,709
This must be my lucky day.
319
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,958
Dreams do come true!
320
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:44,971
- Boy oh boy, good
shoes for my feet.
321
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,308
Now I can go and get me
something sweet to eat.
322
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:54,062
Dough.
323
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,528
Why don't you watch
the fuel, man?
324
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,987
Pull over at the next
station and gas up.
325
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,072
There's one right over there.
326
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,915
- Sir, I've gotta
use the bathroom.
327
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,792
- Alright, I'm gonna
let you use it,
328
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:13,294
but you had best
not try any shit.
329
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,379
- I'm glad you
stopping at this station man
330
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:21,845
cause I got to pee.
331
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,517
- Me too.
332
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:38,740
- Get out!
333
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,363
Ah!
334
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,827
This is for ladies.
This is for ladies!
335
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,533
- What do you think this is for?
336
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,422
- This is
for ladies, get out!
337
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:02,969
- Yes Queen Bee
that's how it was.
338
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,927
I had to off me a motherfucker.
339
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:09,059
So me and the boys is on
the run to California,
340
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,514
can you dig it?
341
00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,600
- So you had
to do whatever, huh?
342
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,355
That's how it goes sometimes.
343
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:15,937
Well Dolemite this is me,
344
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:17,830
and you know you're
welcome to come here
345
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,945
anytime you want to.
346
00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:21,274
You know what?
347
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:22,711
You couldn't have
come at a better time
348
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,495
cause the club is jumping,
we're doing great.
349
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,749
By the way, Hurricane
Annie been worrying
350
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,076
the hell out of me about you.
351
00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:34,463
The way you blew Annie's mind,
352
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,882
baby you must be
a human tornado.
353
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,754
- Okay Queen Bee.
354
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,711
Don't tell her I'm coming.
355
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,093
When I get there
I'm gonna make her
356
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,300
think I'm a human tornado.
357
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:49,183
I'll see you in a few days baby.
358
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,525
- Good evening everybody
and welcome to Queen Bee's.
359
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:03,793
Ladies and gentlemen
my name is Jimmy Lynch
360
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,990
and I am your local manager,
361
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,072
bartender, and MC.
362
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:11,857
Ladies and gentlemen with a
great big round of applause.
363
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,165
Introducing the star
I'm presenting to others
364
00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:17,089
Xavier Chapman and his company.
365
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:12,807
♪ Angels of the world
366
00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:17,024
♪ Walking round on Earth
367
00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:21,399
♪ I traveled this world
368
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,232
♪ I traveled all around
369
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:28,903
♪ Everywhere I go yeah
370
00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:32,115
♪ angels can be found
371
00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:36,123
♪ But you're my little angel
372
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,830
♪ I know what you are worth
373
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:44,214
♪ Angels of the world
374
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:48,639
♪ walking round on Earth
375
00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:56,104
- Hello?
376
00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:00,480
- Hello?
377
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:01,981
- Hello Joe, this is Vince.
378
00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:04,154
- Oh Vince, how are you?
379
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,232
Hey how's Florida, huh?
380
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:09,660
- Oh, Florida's fine,
but I'm not so well.
381
00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:12,029
Uh, I don't like your receipts kid.
382
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:13,642
What are you running down there,
383
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:14,953
a funeral parlor?
384
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:16,454
- Now look, look boss.
385
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,704
Look you see, if this damn
broad down the street,
386
00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,955
you know Queen Bee boss.
387
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,006
She's competition
this Queen Bee.
388
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:24,834
- It's Queen Bee, Queen Bee,
389
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,448
you've been telling me about
Queen Bee for months now Joe.
390
00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:31,594
Uh, Joe, you're into
this organization
391
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,551
for a lot of money,
392
00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,100
and now they are after me.
393
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,306
- Hey Vince, Vince, listen
to me will ya?
394
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,438
I swear it's all gonna
be taken care of.
395
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:42,967
Just gimme a little more time.
396
00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:45,779
- Boss has something
he wants to say.
397
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,732
- Now look boys, we
ain't doing so good.
398
00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:49,908
And my people are mad at me.
399
00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:52,487
Now with Queen Bee's club
taking in all the business,
400
00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:55,664
my place is coming up
like a funeral parlor.
401
00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:58,742
And my backers in Florida
ain't so happy about it.
402
00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:01,916
They're pressuring me.
403
00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:04,544
And this kinda
pressure I don't need.
404
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:07,046
Now something's gotta
be done about it, right?
405
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:10,425
Okay, now Carl here is gonna
act as my enforcer.
406
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:14,342
Now I want Queen
Bee's place shut down.
407
00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:15,676
- Jimmy baby.
408
00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:17,010
- Yeah, Queen?
409
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:18,470
- Oh, we!
410
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,353
Two more nights like this,
411
00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:24,230
and maybe we can
make up for them
412
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,812
two lousy weekends we had.
413
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:27,186
You know why?
414
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:28,864
- Why's that Ma, what is it?
415
00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:31,283
- Java's really packing them in.
416
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,406
I should have had her
here a long time ago.
417
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,032
- Right on baby.
418
00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:37,006
And you know I haven't
seen this many niggas
419
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,498
in here since Dolemite was here.
420
00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:41,748
And my catch action
tonight was heavy.
421
00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,330
If I was you I'd hold
on for a couple weeks.
422
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,663
- I heard that.
423
00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:47,083
- Yes sir!
424
00:27:57,843 --> 00:28:00,813
- Thank God we don't have to
see this place until tomorrow.
425
00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:02,310
Girl my feet are hurting.
426
00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:04,391
I feel like I wanna scream.
427
00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:05,897
- Right on Java.
428
00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:07,944
- Oh, fix me a drink baby.
429
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:12,866
How did we do tonight, Queenie?
430
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,614
- Not bad baby.
431
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:16,911
In fact you can look for
a bonus with your check.
432
00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,534
You deserve it.
433
00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:20,491
- That's what I like to hear.
434
00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:21,950
- Here baby.
435
00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:23,678
And as good as you
looked and the way
436
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:24,954
you worked out there tonight?
437
00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:27,506
You can go anywhere
you want with me.
438
00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:30,004
- Now what about
your lady over here?
439
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:44,307
- Oh excuse me,
I made a mistake.
440
00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:47,568
- That's okay, lemme
give you a hand okay?
441
00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:48,940
- Alright.
442
00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:53,148
- What kinda shit is this?
443
00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:08,038
- Everybody freeze!
444
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:27,771
- You the hard-hitting
lady owner?
445
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,523
Well maybe this'll teach you.
446
00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:33,610
The boss wants you to learn.
447
00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:58,009
- Queen!
448
00:29:58,338 --> 00:29:59,590
Oh my God.
449
00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:03,139
- Come on let's get outta here.
450
00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:04,468
Come on.
451
00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:08,182
- Let's go!
452
00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:16,105
- Hello.
453
00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:18,025
- Yeah boss, we got him.
454
00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:19,638
We didn't get that
Jackson creep,
455
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:20,938
but we got two of the girls.
456
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:21,865
- Good.
457
00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:24,118
Nice work Carl.
458
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:38,671
- Hello?
459
00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:40,631
- This is Cavaletti.
460
00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:42,932
I've got two of your girls.
461
00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:45,138
Now I want you to close
that joint of yours down
462
00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:47,596
and be over here tomorrow night.
463
00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:50,307
Cause if you don't, you'll
never seem em again.
464
00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:55,987
- Hello? Hello?
465
00:30:57,814 --> 00:31:00,067
Motherfucker hung up.
466
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,422
- What the fuck is this?
467
00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:24,766
- What have we here?
468
00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:31,523
You've come to see Momma.
469
00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:41,366
- This place gives
me the creeps.
470
00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:42,863
- Yeah, me too.
471
00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:45,366
I wonder why the boss picked
this place to come here.
472
00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:47,117
- He likes the old lady.
473
00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:48,824
Besides, he gets his nuts
474
00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:51,034
watching her torture
pretty broads.
475
00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:57,382
- My little pretty.
476
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:01,920
Oh you like that.
477
00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:05,223
My boy says hey.
478
00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:23,282
- I hope
these girls in California
479
00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:25,155
are as good as this apple.
480
00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,284
Boys.
481
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:31,082
This is Los Angeles, California.
482
00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:35,333
- California, oh this
is where the stars are.
483
00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:37,255
- I said boys.
484
00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:40,671
Dough gimme a little money.
485
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:48,467
Here's 97 dollars.
486
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,393
Thanks for the use of your car,
487
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,016
and the trouble we caused you.
488
00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:55,895
- I'll take your money, but you
didn't cause me any trouble.
489
00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:58,647
I've always wanted to
come to California.
490
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:01,321
By the looks of the
things out here,
491
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,990
someone's gonna have to
kidnap me to take me back.
492
00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:10,785
- Dough, call us a cab.
493
00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:12,991
- Hey taxi!
494
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:45,899
- Damn, what the
hell happened here?
495
00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:48,110
- Yeah, the club should
be open, shouldn't it?
496
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:50,574
- Whatever happened,
497
00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:54,158
somebody better have a
damn good excuse for it.
498
00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:57,335
Let's make it out to
Queen Bee's house.
499
00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:06,378
- Hey, hey, where you going?
500
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:07,883
Ain't nobody home.
501
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:12,100
- Well where's everybody at?
502
00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:15,019
- Don't know, I ain't
seen nobody all day.
503
00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:16,562
- Fellas let's go into town
504
00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,168
and check out some of the clubs.
505
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:19,742
I'm sure someone there
can tell us something.
506
00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:20,766
Let's make it.
507
00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,769
- I thought by now we
could have done found.
508
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,103
Hurricane Annie.
509
00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:08,156
Shit!
510
00:35:18,825 --> 00:35:20,225
- Good evening
ladies and gentlemen,
511
00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:21,470
my name is Fletcher
Weatherspoon.
512
00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:23,041
I am your MC for the evening.
513
00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:26,420
Club Sahara proudly presents
for your listening pleasure,
514
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:29,128
all the way from South America,
515
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:33,386
the very beautiful and
talented Jeanie Lavell.
516
00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:36,093
Give it to her
ladies and gentlemen.
517
00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:51,991
- Good evening gentlemen.
518
00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:53,534
Welcome to Sahara Club.
519
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:55,032
May I help you sir?
520
00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:59,366
- Yes brotherman
you can help us.
521
00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:01,451
I'm looking for
some information.
522
00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:03,833
- Oh?
523
00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:10,381
Ha, with that
kinda money brother
524
00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:12,310
you can get all the
information you want.
525
00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:16,092
- I'm looking for a young
lady used to work here
526
00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:18,142
by the name of Hurricane Annie.
527
00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:20,807
- Oh yes, Hurricane.
528
00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:22,531
The gentleman right over
there in the beige suit
529
00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:23,852
will be able to help you sir.
530
00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:32,862
- Good evening brother
man, I'm Dolemite.
531
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:35,865
- Ah Dolemite, hey I
heard a lot about you.
532
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,194
How you doing?
533
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,742
- Very good.
534
00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:40,632
I'm looking for a
young lady by the name
535
00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:42,042
of Hurricane Annie.
536
00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:43,835
And I hear that you may be able
537
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,787
to give me some
information on her.
538
00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:47,121
- Oh yeah, Hurricane?
539
00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:48,757
That's one of my pride dancers.
540
00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:51,585
She's working over at
the Bonanza Club on 73rd.
541
00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:03,730
- How about that?
542
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,432
Come on everybody,
Hurricane Annie.
543
00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:07,045
Let's give her a great big hand.
544
00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:09,227
Come on and make her happy
everybody, Hurricane...
545
00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:11,863
- Don't put your hat on in here.
546
00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:14,031
- You must think I'm stupid man.
547
00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:15,609
- Can I serve you sir?
548
00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:17,615
- I am looking for
Hurricane Annie.
549
00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:20,663
- Hurricane Annie has
just finished her act.
550
00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:22,491
And she's gone to
change her clothes.
551
00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:24,093
If you'll come in and be seated,
552
00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:25,557
I'll have her come
over to the table.
553
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,041
Follow me please.
554
00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:33,711
- Let's have a great big
hand for Miss Patti Williams!
555
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,345
♪ Midnight in my bedroom
556
00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:47,899
♪ and my love has done come down
557
00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:50,982
♪ I feel so romantic but
558
00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:54,315
♪ my man is nowhere around
559
00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:57,901
♪ I got the bedroom blues
560
00:37:58,234 --> 00:37:59,577
- Dolemite!
561
00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:01,576
I don't believe it.
562
00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:03,327
On, baby.
563
00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:08,373
- How you been Annie?
564
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,181
- Why you leave town
without telling me
565
00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:11,377
where you were going?
566
00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:13,866
- Listen Annie, I want you
to meet three of my friends.
567
00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:16,006
This is Dough, Bo, and Jimmy.
568
00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:18,254
- What's happening.
569
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,932
- Meet the Hurricane Annie.
570
00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:25,144
- Well
571
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,097
how long you gonna be in town?
572
00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:30,650
- Annie, Queen Bee told
me to come at once.
573
00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,852
I went by the club
and it's closed.
574
00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:35,154
- Queen's place closed?
575
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,699
Well that's news to me.
576
00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:39,241
Did you try her house?
577
00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,535
- Yes, and nothing.
578
00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:43,033
- That's strange.
579
00:38:44,405 --> 00:38:46,078
I got a hunch.
580
00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,080
This is Cavaletti's place.
581
00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:50,912
Getting rich on
niggas and dumb honky.
582
00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:56,126
And I bet you 10-to-1 Queen
and her girls is in there.
583
00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:00,008
- You think they in there?
584
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:01,931
Well let's go baby.
585
00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:38,377
♪ I'll make love to you
586
00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:42,263
♪ Make love to you
587
00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:46,884
♪ Do it
588
00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:52,349
♪ I wanna do it to you baby
589
00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:56,979
- Well good evening and welcome
to Cavaletti's 20 Grand.
590
00:39:57,312 --> 00:39:59,531
♪ I wanna do it to you
591
00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:04,744
♪ Do it do it
592
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,629
- Waitress would you
please give this to
593
00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:09,282
the piano player?
594
00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:16,331
♪ I wanna do it
595
00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:19,008
♪ I wanna do it now
596
00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:20,426
♪ Do it
597
00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:24,173
♪ I wanna do it to ya
598
00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:29,053
♪ Can I do it
599
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:33,936
- Alright, how about that,
the Ben Taylor Trio!
600
00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:35,775
Alright.
601
00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:38,398
Too much.
602
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:43,738
The Ben Taylor Trio.
603
00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:49,363
- Annie.
604
00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:51,033
It's you baby, it's you.
605
00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:52,413
- Ben, what it is?
606
00:40:52,742 --> 00:40:54,342
- Where you been I
ain't seen you lately?
607
00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:56,875
- Oh I've been here
and there, you know?
608
00:40:57,205 --> 00:40:59,048
Ben I want you to meet
a good friend of mine,
609
00:40:59,374 --> 00:41:01,001
Dolemite, Ben.
610
00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:03,211
The best singer the
world has ever known.
611
00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:05,797
- Ben, the pleasure is mine.
612
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,099
- Dolemite.
613
00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:12,019
You know I've heard quite
a bit about you man.
614
00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:13,767
Quite a bit.
615
00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:15,815
- I hope the things
that you've heard
616
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:17,340
have been good things brother.
617
00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:18,484
- Nothing but.
618
00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:22,105
- Ben, we're looking for Queen.
619
00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:24,190
We understand she's in a jam.
620
00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:25,821
You know where she is?
621
00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:28,152
- You know this job
doesn't pay me to talk.
622
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:29,487
It pays me to sing.
623
00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,164
Annie you know that.
624
00:41:32,949 --> 00:41:33,949
- Give it to me.
625
00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:35,250
♪ Oh
626
00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:37,203
♪ Do you mean
627
00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:40,006
♪ Have I seen the Queen
628
00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:44,005
- Keep your eyes open she's
floating around here somewhere.
629
00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:45,837
I gotta go, I got a show to do.
630
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:47,672
- Okay, Ben.
631
00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:49,132
- Yeah, that's it.
632
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:53,978
- There goes Queen now.
633
00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:55,520
Come on let's go talk to her.
634
00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:11,069
- Hi.
635
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:12,614
- Queen what's happening?
636
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:15,027
What in the world are you
doing in a joint like this?
637
00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:17,243
- Honey shit done got heavy.
638
00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:19,204
Cavaletti sent some
of his apes down.
639
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,539
Beat me like a dog.
640
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:24,672
And kidnapped TC and Java.
641
00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:27,675
- Kidnapped em, what you mean?
642
00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:30,473
- Kidnap em, and forced us
to come and work for him.
643
00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:32,678
And said that if I didn't
come and work for him,
644
00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:34,352
he'd kill em.
645
00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:35,974
- Cavaletti must
be nuts to think
646
00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:38,306
he can get away with
some shit like that.
647
00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:40,312
Who the hell does
he think he is?
648
00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:43,941
- That's what I wanna know.
649
00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:45,817
He must think he is
650
00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:48,275
the new Godfather
or some kinda shit.
651
00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:56,457
- He's pissed cause I was
making more money than he was.
652
00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:58,000
Here he come now, look.
653
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,833
- Your ice is melting Queenie.
654
00:43:01,162 --> 00:43:03,085
What's with the chatter?
655
00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:05,963
- They were just
some friends of mine,
656
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,612
and they was looking
for somebody.
657
00:43:07,752 --> 00:43:08,378
- Friends, huh?
658
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:09,928
Now look sweetie.
659
00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:12,214
Since you work for us, you
can't have any friends.
660
00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:13,382
Now get back to work.
661
00:43:16,886 --> 00:43:18,559
Well folks, I want you to know
662
00:43:18,888 --> 00:43:20,561
the next act is about to start.
663
00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:22,107
I want you to catch it.
664
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:23,855
You'll love it.
665
00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:47,353
- I'd take care of
you now sweetheart,
666
00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:49,669
but I have other things to do.
667
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:06,148
But don't worry
I'll be back later.
668
00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:10,402
Yeah.
669
00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:20,992
- Java, what are we gonna do?
670
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,588
- I don't know girl.
671
00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:28,132
But whatever it is,
672
00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:29,925
it's gotta be quick.
673
00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:37,259
This is sick.
674
00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:53,863
- Dolemite, I've been
waiting for you so long.
675
00:44:56,485 --> 00:45:00,035
- Baby, good things
come to those who wait.
676
00:45:15,171 --> 00:45:17,890
- I see you didn't
keep your promise.
677
00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:20,560
Just look at you.
678
00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:23,729
- But baby I've been busy.
679
00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:28,063
- Not too busy to eat I see.
680
00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:35,613
I want to make yourself
real comfortable.
681
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:41,456
Cause I got something
I want you to do.
682
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:51,294
♪ You're soft as the sea
683
00:45:51,624 --> 00:45:54,047
♪ Filled with satin
684
00:45:55,503 --> 00:45:59,349
♪ Roll back as a swing
685
00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:01,722
♪ turtledove
686
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:07,349
♪ Sweet as the breeze
687
00:46:07,682 --> 00:46:10,936
♪ singing through the trees
688
00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:14,364
♪ Miss Wonderful it's you
689
00:46:14,689 --> 00:46:16,487
♪ that I love
690
00:46:18,985 --> 00:46:22,831
♪ I never felt a love like this
691
00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:26,034
♪ in all of my life
692
00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:30,588
♪ Oh oh Miss Wonderful
693
00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:34,087
♪ I want you for my wife
694
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:48,723
- Damn baby, I got some shit
695
00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:51,775
we can do better than this.
696
00:46:52,101 --> 00:46:54,069
♪ Beautiful as the waves
697
00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:57,444
♪ of the town chapel bells
698
00:46:57,773 --> 00:47:01,152
♪ Miss Wonderful it's you
699
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,704
♪ that I love
700
00:47:06,198 --> 00:47:09,077
♪ I never felt a love like yours
701
00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:13,172
♪ In all of my life
702
00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:15,170
♪ Miss Wonderful
703
00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:17,297
♪ it would be so nice
704
00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:19,845
♪ to have you for my wife
705
00:47:21,547 --> 00:47:23,220
♪ So bright
706
00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:27,053
♪ as the April spring morning
707
00:47:29,055 --> 00:47:30,898
♪ and true
708
00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:34,523
♪ as the new moon above
709
00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:40,195
♪ You're sweet as the breeze
710
00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:44,449
♪ singing through the trees
711
00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:46,702
♪ Miss Wonderful
712
00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:50,752
♪ it's you that I love
713
00:47:51,077 --> 00:47:52,624
♪ You're bright
714
00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:56,708
♪ as the April spring morning
715
00:47:58,167 --> 00:48:00,215
♪ And true
716
00:48:00,503 --> 00:48:03,928
♪ as the new moon above
717
00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:09,680
♪ You're sweet as the breeze
718
00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:13,562
♪ singing through the trees
719
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,609
♪ Miss Wonderful
720
00:48:15,935 --> 00:48:19,109
♪ it's you that I love
721
00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:23,576
♪ Miss Wonderful
722
00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:27,155
♪ it's you that I love
723
00:48:28,948 --> 00:48:31,167
♪ Miss Wonderful
724
00:48:31,492 --> 00:48:34,996
♪ it's you that I love
725
00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:46,424
- We checked your mugshot
against our file, Sheriff.
726
00:48:47,341 --> 00:48:49,810
We don't have a thing on him.
727
00:48:50,136 --> 00:48:51,137
- I could tell he's
728
00:48:51,470 --> 00:48:52,722
in these parts.
729
00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:56,521
I'm gonna find that nigger
730
00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:59,813
if it's the last thing I do.
731
00:49:00,146 --> 00:49:01,693
- Well good luck to you.
732
00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:03,820
We'll do everything
we can to help you.
733
00:49:06,068 --> 00:49:07,820
- I appreciate that
734
00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:09,371
very much.
735
00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:12,993
- Oh by the way Sheriff.
736
00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:14,918
What do you want him for?
737
00:49:17,163 --> 00:49:19,461
- He murdered my wife.
738
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,927
- I'm sorry.
739
00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:27,598
I'll put my best man on it.
740
00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:53,374
- Detective Pete Blakeley here.
741
00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:55,701
- Blakeley, it's Ryan.
742
00:49:59,538 --> 00:50:01,506
I've got a special
assignment for you.
743
00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:02,912
- I've got one too captain,
744
00:50:03,209 --> 00:50:04,809
it's just about to
slip through my hands.
745
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:08,006
Now look, my vacation just
started two hours ago.
746
00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:09,339
- I know Pete.
747
00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:11,058
And I am sorry,
748
00:50:11,383 --> 00:50:12,680
but this is serious.
749
00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,307
Maybe a promotion.
750
00:50:14,637 --> 00:50:15,854
- How serious?
751
00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:17,352
- It's a 187.
752
00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:19,934
- Have you got an ID captain?
753
00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:21,267
- Yes.
754
00:50:22,311 --> 00:50:23,904
Male negro
755
00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:26,278
200 pounds, six foot,
756
00:50:26,607 --> 00:50:28,701
may be a scar on
his left shoulder.
757
00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:30,903
We do have a mugshot.
758
00:50:31,237 --> 00:50:32,705
- Oh that's just great.
759
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:34,998
But do you have a name or an ID?
760
00:50:35,324 --> 00:50:36,871
- Yes, he goes by the name of
761
00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:38,201
Dolemite.
762
00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:12,008
- It looks like nobody can
help him-.
763
00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:14,098
They just wished he was new
764
00:52:14,423 --> 00:52:16,141
and wish he was a girl.
765
00:52:19,511 --> 00:52:21,980
- Well, I think I know
what we got to do.
766
00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:26,982
Queen Bee we got to get TC
and Alice away from Cavaletti.
767
00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:29,439
- Well this is a big city.
768
00:52:29,772 --> 00:52:31,024
Where do we start?
769
00:52:31,357 --> 00:52:32,700
- That's easy.
770
00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:35,323
We find Cavaletti and
771
00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:37,997
make him tell us where they are.
772
00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:40,245
- Oh no, it's not that easy.
773
00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:42,167
Everywhere that Joe goes
774
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,040
he has his army with him.
775
00:52:44,370 --> 00:52:47,465
- Oh baby, armies can
come large or small
776
00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:49,133
but we're known for kicking ass
777
00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:50,926
and we can handle em all.
778
00:52:56,298 --> 00:52:57,390
- Hello?
779
00:52:57,716 --> 00:52:59,559
- Queen, stop what
you're doing this minute.
780
00:52:59,885 --> 00:53:01,478
Cavaletti wants you
and your bitches
781
00:53:01,804 --> 00:53:03,431
over here within the hour.
782
00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:06,017
- Oh just a second please.
783
00:53:06,350 --> 00:53:07,693
This is from Joe.
784
00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:10,487
Pick up on the other phone.
785
00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:24,418
Would you tell Joe
786
00:53:24,743 --> 00:53:27,292
that all the girls
are on their monthly.
787
00:53:28,497 --> 00:53:30,295
And they will not be able
788
00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:32,342
to be over there tonight.
789
00:53:32,668 --> 00:53:35,012
- Now you listen to me Queen.
790
00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:36,384
- What's the matter now?
791
00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:37,714
- She ain't coming.
792
00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:39,317
- What do you mean
she's not coming?
793
00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:40,388
Gimme that phone.
794
00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:42,937
Queen Bee, you better
get your ass over here
795
00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:44,935
and I mean on the double.
796
00:53:45,264 --> 00:53:46,686
- Under one condition.
797
00:53:47,015 --> 00:53:48,608
That you turn my girls loose.
798
00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:51,528
- Look Bee, you're in no
position to bargain with me.
799
00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:53,231
Now you get your
hot ass over here,
800
00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:55,066
or I'll massacre
those black bitches.
801
00:53:56,191 --> 00:53:57,864
I'll give you just one hour.
802
00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:08,504
- Why you rat-soup
eating motherfucker!
803
00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:15,086
- I guess you heard all of that.
804
00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:17,638
- That's all I needed to know.
805
00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:20,011
That the girls are still alive.
806
00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:24,811
Now I can work with that
cranny-dodging motherfucker.
807
00:54:25,137 --> 00:54:26,434
So here's what we do.
808
00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:30,609
- Brother QB what's happening?
809
00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:32,060
- I wanna talk to you man.
810
00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:34,247
- Oh I don't have time
fellas, I got a lot to do.
811
00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:34,942
I'll talk to you later.
812
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,552
- Later on will be too late man,
813
00:54:36,648 --> 00:54:37,649
we need to rap right now.
814
00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:39,735
- That's right brother
man, right now.
815
00:54:40,068 --> 00:54:41,320
- Oh some heavy shit, huh?
816
00:54:41,653 --> 00:54:42,700
- Dig it.
817
00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:45,328
- Okay, sock it to me.
818
00:54:45,657 --> 00:54:48,001
Cavaletti's men blew away
my brother this morning.
819
00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:49,829
- Oh no, you mean Jeff is dead?
820
00:54:50,162 --> 00:54:51,431
- That's why we come to you man.
821
00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:52,581
We need your help.
822
00:54:52,915 --> 00:54:54,517
- Okay I'll tell you
what we'll get together
823
00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:56,964
this afternoon and see what
we can map out, alright?
824
00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:58,563
- Say look here,
I got information
825
00:54:58,587 --> 00:54:59,964
on a house in Pasadena man,
826
00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:02,049
where the motherfuckers
torture people.
827
00:55:02,382 --> 00:55:03,929
- A torture chamber?
828
00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:07,604
Goddamn I haven't heard of
no shit like that in years.
829
00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:09,773
Listen, did you get
any information on
830
00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:11,645
the guys that laid
your brother away?
831
00:55:11,975 --> 00:55:12,521
- Yeah.
832
00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:14,228
The motherfuckers was black.
833
00:55:14,561 --> 00:55:16,359
- Yeah, brothers.
834
00:55:16,688 --> 00:55:19,942
- Mannix, what's new
on the Sheriff case?
835
00:55:20,275 --> 00:55:22,369
- Well I gotta see
some mugshots Chief.
836
00:55:22,694 --> 00:55:23,991
- It's in the Dolemite file,
837
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:25,948
you've got everything we have.
838
00:55:26,281 --> 00:55:27,841
- The Sheriff's case
is nothing compared
839
00:55:28,075 --> 00:55:29,115
to what I've come up with.
840
00:55:29,409 --> 00:55:30,581
Another 187.
841
00:55:30,911 --> 00:55:32,709
This time the finger points to.
842
00:55:33,038 --> 00:55:34,039
Mr. Cavaletti.
843
00:55:34,373 --> 00:55:36,053
- Cavaletti?
- That's right.
844
00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:37,166
- Do you have grounds?
845
00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:39,424
- Well sir we share some
brotherly information.
846
00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:40,753
- Good.
847
00:55:40,963 --> 00:55:42,403
Gimme the information
and I'll assign
848
00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:43,966
somebody else to the case.
849
00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:46,299
I don't want you biting
off more than you can chew.
850
00:55:46,552 --> 00:55:48,680
You concentrate on
the Sheriff case.
851
00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:50,480
Get Dolemite.
852
00:55:51,849 --> 00:55:53,396
- You mean you're
assigning me to help
853
00:55:53,725 --> 00:55:55,161
some hokey Sheriff
solve a murder case
854
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:56,903
which we know nothing about?
855
00:55:57,229 --> 00:56:00,233
And for two years, I've
tried to nail Joe Cavaletti.
856
00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:02,694
And finally I get this
asshole by his balls,
857
00:56:03,026 --> 00:56:05,120
and you wanna assign
somebody else to the case?
858
00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:06,445
- Now dammit Pete.
859
00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:08,373
You will do as you're told.
860
00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:09,699
- Good.
861
00:56:09,950 --> 00:56:11,790
I remember the other day
I was told my vacation
862
00:56:11,994 --> 00:56:14,042
started today,
and I'm taking it.
863
00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:19,009
- Son of a bitch.
864
00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:23,634
- What brings you
this way my friend?
865
00:56:23,964 --> 00:56:26,058
- I've got news for ya.
866
00:56:30,137 --> 00:56:31,889
- How you know I'm
looking for needles?
867
00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:33,658
- I heard through the
grapevine that you
868
00:56:33,682 --> 00:56:34,962
were trying to get Queen's girls
869
00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:36,480
back from Cavaletti, right?
870
00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:39,905
- So?
871
00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:43,276
- I got some real strong info
from some friends of mine.
872
00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:56,462
- So let's have it.
873
00:56:56,788 --> 00:56:58,586
- Info like that
don't grow on trees.
874
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:00,884
It costs money you know.
875
00:57:01,209 --> 00:57:03,303
I got a sick aunt.
876
00:57:15,641 --> 00:57:16,688
- Hold it.
877
00:57:18,602 --> 00:57:20,275
Information first.
878
00:57:20,604 --> 00:57:23,824
- Well Cavaletti's got
this house in Pasadena.
879
00:57:24,149 --> 00:57:25,901
It's a real chamber of horrors.
880
00:57:26,234 --> 00:57:28,532
Like he really fucks
people up over there man.
881
00:57:28,862 --> 00:57:30,910
- Where's it at?
882
00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:32,866
- I haven't found that out yet.
883
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,123
- Well how do you find out?
884
00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:38,998
- If somebody was to get
Cavaletti's main woman,
885
00:57:39,331 --> 00:57:41,959
then they might find
out where the house is.
886
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,715
- Where does Cavaletti
keep his main woman?
887
00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:47,005
- Well
888
00:57:48,048 --> 00:57:51,302
Cavaletti usually
keeps her at his pad.
889
00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:53,308
She's a nice bitch.
890
00:57:53,637 --> 00:57:56,311
I heard that she's a
common freak, you know?
891
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,233
A real nymphomaniac.
892
00:57:58,558 --> 00:58:00,560
- Where's Cavaletti's house?
893
00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:03,147
- In Pasadena baby.
894
00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:12,660
- May I help you?
895
00:58:12,990 --> 00:58:16,244
- Yes, is this the
Cavaletti's residence?
896
00:58:16,576 --> 00:58:17,702
- Yes, it is.
897
00:58:18,036 --> 00:58:19,036
What can I do for you?
898
00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:21,423
- My card first, Madame.
899
00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:28,885
- Frank Huck
Delmonico NcAdeemus?
900
00:58:29,214 --> 00:58:30,214
- Yes.
901
00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:32,055
Are you Mrs. Cavaletti?
902
00:58:32,384 --> 00:58:33,556
- Yes, I am.
903
00:58:33,885 --> 00:58:35,137
- Mrs. Cavaletti
904
00:58:35,470 --> 00:58:38,519
I am a connoisseur of the rarest
905
00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:41,068
most interesting nude studies.
906
00:58:41,393 --> 00:58:42,485
- I am not interested.
907
00:58:42,811 --> 00:58:43,811
If you'll just...
908
00:58:44,104 --> 00:58:46,857
- Ms-Cavaletti, if you
would wait just a moment
909
00:58:47,190 --> 00:58:49,739
and gaze upon this
exquisite artwork,
910
00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:52,241
I'm sure you'll be interested.
911
00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:57,330
Madame.
912
00:58:57,659 --> 00:59:00,037
I see you like my work.
913
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:01,963
Miss?
914
00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:03,711
Miss Cavaletti?
915
00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:08,174
Mrs. Cavaletti?
916
00:59:08,503 --> 00:59:10,426
You do like my work?
917
00:59:11,465 --> 00:59:13,843
I've got something
better for you.
918
00:59:17,137 --> 00:59:19,105
You'll like it.
919
00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:22,355
Big black strong man.
920
00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:27,031
Ah. Ah.
921
00:59:28,148 --> 00:59:30,025
You'll enjoy it.
922
00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:33,077
Miss Cavaletti, Miss Cavaletti?
923
01:01:21,261 --> 01:01:25,266
- Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
924
01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:31,609
- Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
925
01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:38,495
- Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
926
01:01:40,822 --> 01:01:43,245
- Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
927
01:01:44,326 --> 01:01:47,421
- Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
928
01:01:47,996 --> 01:01:50,624
Where, where is Cavaletti
hiding the girls!
929
01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:53,729
Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
930
01:02:54,145 --> 01:02:55,692
Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
931
01:02:56,022 --> 01:02:57,382
Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
932
01:02:57,607 --> 01:02:59,325
Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
933
01:02:59,651 --> 01:03:01,119
Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
934
01:03:01,444 --> 01:03:03,196
Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
935
01:03:04,239 --> 01:03:07,083
Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
936
01:03:08,034 --> 01:03:10,913
- They're at the
house on the hill
937
01:03:11,246 --> 01:03:13,044
in Pasadena.
938
01:03:13,373 --> 01:03:15,922
They're at the house on the hill
939
01:03:16,251 --> 01:03:17,969
in Pasadena.
940
01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:21,014
They're at house on the hill
941
01:03:21,339 --> 01:03:23,091
in Pasadena!
942
01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:28,639
They're at the house
943
01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:31,896
on the hill in Pasadena.
944
01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:32,851
- Have a seat.
945
01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:34,184
- No thanks.
946
01:03:34,311 --> 01:03:35,311
- Some coffee?
947
01:03:35,353 --> 01:03:36,713
- No thanks, I've
had my breakfast.
948
01:03:36,896 --> 01:03:38,016
I just came here to find out
949
01:03:38,231 --> 01:03:39,858
what you got on
that Dolemite boy.
950
01:03:40,191 --> 01:03:41,911
It's been a while since
I've heard from you.
951
01:03:42,193 --> 01:03:44,070
I wanna know what's happening.
952
01:03:44,404 --> 01:03:46,156
- Well when we get something,
953
01:03:46,489 --> 01:03:48,036
I'll let you know.
954
01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:51,036
I've got my best
man on the case.
955
01:03:51,369 --> 01:03:53,667
- He ain't made no
contact with me yet.
956
01:03:53,997 --> 01:03:57,092
- Well this particular man
works better by himself.
957
01:03:57,417 --> 01:04:00,045
He's my undercover
man for the ghettos.
958
01:04:00,378 --> 01:04:01,721
- You mean to tell me you sent
959
01:04:02,047 --> 01:04:04,721
a nigger out to
find another nigger?
960
01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:06,450
Why that's the most
ridiculous thing
961
01:04:06,634 --> 01:04:08,011
I've ever heard of.
962
01:04:08,303 --> 01:04:08,974
- Sheriff.
963
01:04:09,304 --> 01:04:11,398
We don't have any niggers here.
964
01:04:11,723 --> 01:04:13,942
Just damn fine police officers.
965
01:04:14,267 --> 01:04:15,985
Some of the best in the country.
966
01:04:16,311 --> 01:04:18,530
Now if you can't respect that,
967
01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:21,278
and if you can't accept
my choice of assignment,
968
01:04:21,608 --> 01:04:24,236
you can get your
ass out that door.
969
01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:26,913
And if you don't like that
you can go to the Chief.
970
01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:29,491
- I'll do just that Captain.
971
01:04:29,824 --> 01:04:32,418
And when I find him, I'll
bring his head to you.
972
01:04:32,744 --> 01:04:34,838
Since you love niggers so much.
973
01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:38,633
You can mount Dolemite's
head on your mantlepiece.
974
01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:41,381
Good day, Captain.
975
01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:45,556
- Fuck you.
976
01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:50,804
- Sweetheart.
977
01:04:51,137 --> 01:04:52,309
Call Queen.
978
01:04:52,639 --> 01:04:54,439
Tell her to bring everybody
that works for her
979
01:04:54,516 --> 01:04:55,516
to my party tonight.
980
01:04:55,767 --> 01:04:57,007
Tell them to be ready at eight.
981
01:04:57,143 --> 01:04:59,145
I'll have them picked up.
982
01:05:03,191 --> 01:05:04,283
- Hello?
983
01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:06,649
- Joe wants you to scrounge
up all the girls you can
984
01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:08,325
and bring em over here tonight.
985
01:05:08,655 --> 01:05:10,953
We'll send someone after you.
986
01:05:11,282 --> 01:05:13,376
- Yes ma'am, we'll be there.
987
01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:16,538
- Well.
988
01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:20,634
Looks like we've all been
invited to the party.
989
01:05:20,959 --> 01:05:22,506
But this time
990
01:05:22,836 --> 01:05:24,804
this will be the party
to end all parties.
991
01:05:36,099 --> 01:05:37,521
Okay.
992
01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:41,151
We know that Cavaletti has
an army compared to us.
993
01:05:42,147 --> 01:05:43,899
We're outnumbered in people
994
01:05:44,232 --> 01:05:46,155
but not in skill.
995
01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:49,826
Just remember
996
01:05:50,155 --> 01:05:52,123
if anybody come out alive
997
01:05:52,449 --> 01:05:54,451
be sure it be one of us.
998
01:05:54,784 --> 01:05:56,832
Now how did you say this worked?
999
01:05:57,162 --> 01:05:58,414
- Well tonight
1000
01:05:58,746 --> 01:06:01,090
is Cavaletti's birthday party.
1001
01:06:02,542 --> 01:06:06,422
You'll have all his
big shit friends there.
1002
01:06:07,922 --> 01:06:10,016
- So if we get em
all at one time,
1003
01:06:10,341 --> 01:06:12,093
it's got to be tonight.
1004
01:06:13,678 --> 01:06:16,101
- Has anybody heard
from Dolemite?
1005
01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:32,246
- Howard Jackson!
1006
01:06:36,117 --> 01:06:40,247
- Is that the bad little nigga
that taught me martial arts?
1007
01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:42,048
- In person.
1008
01:06:42,373 --> 01:06:44,046
- Lord things is looking better.
1009
01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:45,375
- Looking better?
1010
01:06:45,668 --> 01:06:46,885
With that little shit?
1011
01:06:47,212 --> 01:06:49,761
Well I'll take my dick and
beat his goddamn ass with that.
1012
01:06:52,217 --> 01:06:54,060
- We'll see about that brother.
1013
01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:58,598
- Did you hear about
the new contract?
1014
01:06:58,932 --> 01:06:59,933
- No, what is it?
1015
01:07:00,266 --> 01:07:02,815
- It's Queen Bee,
Annie, and Dolemite.
1016
01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:04,145
- Who's doing the job?
1017
01:07:04,479 --> 01:07:05,479
- Red and Fingers.
1018
01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:06,273
- Well that's Wild.
1019
01:07:06,606 --> 01:07:07,886
With those three out of the way,
1020
01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:08,533
the boss will have no problems.
1021
01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:09,858
- Right.
1022
01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:21,580
- Okay, we'll be right out.
1023
01:07:24,207 --> 01:07:25,675
Alright girls.
1024
01:07:25,959 --> 01:07:28,007
Let's get this show on the road.
1025
01:07:42,225 --> 01:07:43,852
- We'll see you there.
1026
01:07:44,185 --> 01:07:45,903
- We'll wait till
the party starts
1027
01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:48,027
then we'll crash it.
1028
01:10:52,832 --> 01:10:55,255
- You should have stayed
down there the first time!
1029
01:11:13,352 --> 01:11:15,195
- I didn't forget about you.
1030
01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:19,863
We'll make it a twosome.
1031
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:34,923
Now don't move
1032
01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:36,375
or bye bye.
1033
01:12:37,395 --> 01:12:39,443
- No, no.
1034
01:12:41,065 --> 01:12:42,908
Please don't kill us.
1035
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:15,934
Please don't kill us, please!
1036
01:13:16,267 --> 01:13:18,065
Please no!
1037
01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:42,002
- The candle over here!
1038
01:13:42,335 --> 01:13:45,009
The candle, the
rope, for God's sake!
1039
01:13:45,338 --> 01:13:47,511
Pull me out of the way Dolemite.
1040
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:48,432
Hurry!
1041
01:13:52,345 --> 01:13:53,688
- Are you alright Java?
1042
01:13:54,013 --> 01:13:56,061
- Oh yeah, thanks
to you Dolemite.
1043
01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:01,983
- Don't touch me there's a
live grenade between my legs.
1044
01:14:02,313 --> 01:14:04,065
- Be very careful
don't move, don't move.
1045
01:14:04,398 --> 01:14:07,618
- He keeps the key over
in his back pocket.
1046
01:14:39,767 --> 01:14:42,691
- Java, are you alright?
1047
01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:51,658
Mules have kicked me and
didn't even bruise my hide.
1048
01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:56,417
Rattlesnakes have bit me
and falled off and died.
1049
01:14:57,827 --> 01:15:02,048
Yes, I fought my way in here
cause I'm rough and ready,
1050
01:15:03,124 --> 01:15:06,003
so girls let's go and get that
1051
01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:08,758
motherfucking Cavaletti.
1052
01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:12,433
Hurry.
1053
01:15:25,104 --> 01:15:27,072
- Hurry Dolemite.
1054
01:15:28,149 --> 01:15:29,867
Let me at em.
1055
01:15:40,453 --> 01:15:41,875
- Hello, Captain.
1056
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:43,204
Yeah, it's Pete here.
1057
01:15:43,497 --> 01:15:44,669
Yeah, I know about that.
1058
01:15:44,999 --> 01:15:46,216
Listen, hold onto your hat
1059
01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:48,222
and get a pencil and
pad to take this down.
1060
01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:51,013
I got some news here to
make you blow your mind.
1061
01:15:51,338 --> 01:15:52,009
Yeah.
1062
01:15:52,339 --> 01:15:55,058
Look, not only do
I get Cavaletti,
1063
01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:57,807
but the Sheriff
gets his man too.
1064
01:15:58,137 --> 01:16:00,856
That's right, Dolemite is
over at Cavaletti's right now.
1065
01:16:01,182 --> 01:16:02,900
There's a war going
on between em.
1066
01:16:03,225 --> 01:16:04,852
Guess who else is over there?
1067
01:16:05,186 --> 01:16:07,359
Red and Fingers, our
two pals from the East
1068
01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:09,031
the hitmen.
1069
01:16:09,356 --> 01:16:10,608
Remember them?
1070
01:16:10,941 --> 01:16:12,113
Right.
1071
01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:15,621
What's the address monkey?
1072
01:16:15,946 --> 01:16:18,324
- $25, baby.
1073
01:16:18,657 --> 01:16:20,337
- I got enough shit on
you to send you down
1074
01:16:20,534 --> 01:16:22,377
for 20 years, now
gimme the address.
1075
01:16:22,703 --> 01:16:24,956
- Woodland Hills in Pasadena.
1076
01:16:36,050 --> 01:16:37,050
- Hey Joe?
1077
01:16:38,928 --> 01:16:41,306
Joe?
1078
01:16:51,273 --> 01:16:53,401
- Well it's about
time you got here.
1079
01:16:53,734 --> 01:16:55,031
Come on put your
things in there,
1080
01:16:55,361 --> 01:16:57,034
and come join the party.
1081
01:17:24,515 --> 01:17:26,893
- Say white boy, come
out here in the light
1082
01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:28,648
cause tonight is the night.
1083
01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:30,525
Come out here and you can see
1084
01:17:30,855 --> 01:17:34,576
some genuine American
Indian turquoise jewelry.
1085
01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:36,868
I got to sell this
shit and sell it quick,
1086
01:17:37,194 --> 01:17:38,571
I got to get outta town.
1087
01:17:38,904 --> 01:17:40,624
Wait a minute white boy
fool, wait a minute.
1088
01:17:40,698 --> 01:17:42,120
I'm selling this shit cheap.
1089
01:17:42,449 --> 01:17:44,409
I'm gonna let you take the
shit off your old lady.
1090
01:17:44,451 --> 01:17:45,931
She might give you
some pussy tonight,
1091
01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:47,459
if you know what to do with it.
1092
01:17:47,788 --> 01:17:50,337
Wait a minute fool,
we'll take this then.
1093
01:18:03,137 --> 01:18:04,764
- Hey everybody.
1094
01:18:05,097 --> 01:18:06,644
Got a special surprise for you.
1095
01:18:06,974 --> 01:18:09,648
Cavaletti just hired a new
man, and he's one of the boys.
1096
01:18:10,603 --> 01:18:12,105
And for this evening's
entertainment,
1097
01:18:12,438 --> 01:18:13,678
he's going to demonstrate to us
1098
01:18:13,981 --> 01:18:17,406
how he became Central America's
champ at nunchuck sticks.
1099
01:18:51,018 --> 01:18:53,612
- Catering service here sir.
1100
01:19:02,947 --> 01:19:06,042
Where do you want this stuff?
1101
01:19:13,874 --> 01:19:16,753
Looks like you're having
a real nice party.
1102
01:19:18,837 --> 01:19:19,884
- Sure am.
1103
01:19:20,214 --> 01:19:21,716
Put the stuff in the kitchen.
1104
01:19:22,049 --> 01:19:23,346
Too bad you wasn't invited boy.
1105
01:19:23,676 --> 01:19:24,768
- Yeah it is.
1106
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:30,149
- Say baby, let's you
and me go take a swim.
1107
01:19:33,143 --> 01:19:35,237
- I don't have a suit on sugar.
1108
01:19:35,562 --> 01:19:37,439
- Suit? It's a private pool.
1109
01:19:41,235 --> 01:19:45,490
- In that case, what
are we waiting for?
1110
01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:51,980
- Say the young lady that was
with the guy with the glasses
1111
01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:53,585
is she a friend of yours?
1112
01:19:53,914 --> 01:19:55,712
- Oh yes, she's one of my girls.
1113
01:20:37,499 --> 01:20:38,876
- Hey there Momma, what it is?
1114
01:20:39,209 --> 01:20:39,584
- Queen.
1115
01:20:39,918 --> 01:20:41,215
- You got Red.
1116
01:20:42,254 --> 01:20:45,224
I can't believe it.
1117
01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:48,098
Now I have to kill
both of ya's myself.
1118
01:20:48,427 --> 01:20:50,020
Alright ladies this way.
1119
01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:51,768
Come on, move!
1120
01:20:54,099 --> 01:20:56,101
That's far enough.
1121
01:21:00,481 --> 01:21:02,108
Turn around!
1122
01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:22,508
- Wait a minute little
shit, you about to hit me.
1123
01:23:59,451 --> 01:24:00,543
- Look out!
1124
01:24:50,961 --> 01:24:54,386
- You a bad motherfucker
this I can see.
1125
01:24:57,884 --> 01:25:01,138
But it's now time for you
to bring yo ass to me.
1126
01:26:45,075 --> 01:26:46,075
- Look out!
1127
01:27:13,145 --> 01:27:15,443
- Y'all take care of Jimmy.
1128
01:27:17,107 --> 01:27:20,202
I'm gonna get that
motherfucking Cavaletti
1129
01:27:20,527 --> 01:27:22,746
if it is the last thing I do.
1130
01:27:25,782 --> 01:27:27,250
- Jimmy...
1131
01:27:27,576 --> 01:27:28,919
Jimmy.
1132
01:27:32,122 --> 01:27:33,975
- Pack your things, we're
getting out of here fast.
1133
01:27:33,999 --> 01:27:34,591
- What's the matter honey?
1134
01:27:34,916 --> 01:27:36,018
- Don't ask questions dammit,
1135
01:27:36,042 --> 01:27:37,043
just get dressed.
1136
01:27:39,045 --> 01:27:40,547
- Can you hear me?
1137
01:27:40,881 --> 01:27:42,007
It's your brother Bo.
1138
01:27:45,427 --> 01:27:47,475
Talk to me man.
1139
01:27:55,103 --> 01:27:56,355
Jimmy...
1140
01:27:58,315 --> 01:28:00,818
Don't die on me man.
1141
01:28:02,819 --> 01:28:05,322
Come on, now get your shit together.
1142
01:28:05,655 --> 01:28:07,703
Come on now.
1143
01:28:08,033 --> 01:28:09,033
- Bo.
1144
01:28:10,494 --> 01:28:12,371
- He's just playing.
1145
01:28:14,122 --> 01:28:16,124
He's just playing.
1146
01:28:16,458 --> 01:28:18,460
Come on stop acting man, get up.
1147
01:28:20,504 --> 01:28:21,676
- Bo!
1148
01:28:25,509 --> 01:28:27,261
- My brother man.
1149
01:28:29,930 --> 01:28:32,183
My brother.
1150
01:28:36,812 --> 01:28:38,610
- He's gone man.
1151
01:28:41,733 --> 01:28:43,155
- Come on.
1152
01:28:45,111 --> 01:28:46,533
- He's gone.
1153
01:28:47,531 --> 01:28:48,908
- Come on let's go.
1154
01:28:49,241 --> 01:28:50,959
- Going somewhere
Cavaletti, baby?
1155
01:28:51,284 --> 01:28:53,082
- Get outta here.
1156
01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:56,005
- Let me go!
1157
01:29:12,931 --> 01:29:15,025
- Hold it everyone!
1158
01:29:17,018 --> 01:29:18,018
- Police!
1159
01:29:18,186 --> 01:29:21,190
- Freeze everybody, freeze!
1160
01:29:21,523 --> 01:29:23,696
- Nobody move.
1161
01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:36,250
Come here.
1162
01:29:36,580 --> 01:29:38,002
Where's Cavaletti?
1163
01:29:38,331 --> 01:29:40,425
Where is he?
1164
01:29:44,963 --> 01:29:47,136
- Hold it, out, out.
1165
01:29:48,842 --> 01:29:51,061
Out!
1166
01:29:59,978 --> 01:30:01,150
- I got money.
1167
01:30:01,479 --> 01:30:02,856
A lot of money.
1168
01:30:03,189 --> 01:30:04,611
Here.. Here in this bag.
1169
01:30:04,941 --> 01:30:07,990
You can take it,
take all you want.
1170
01:30:08,320 --> 01:30:10,994
Only let me get the
fuck outta here.
1171
01:30:11,323 --> 01:30:13,246
Please.
1172
01:30:13,575 --> 01:30:16,124
- Beg little puppy
you like a big dog.
1173
01:30:17,078 --> 01:30:18,921
Give you a little
bit, and I'd be damned
1174
01:30:19,247 --> 01:30:20,840
if you don't want it all.
1175
01:30:21,166 --> 01:30:24,261
I'll take that money
and I'll use it well
1176
01:30:24,586 --> 01:30:27,556
cause you got a one way
ticket straight to hell.
1177
01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:30,467
Now get in the car and move.
1178
01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:31,892
- No, don't do it!
1179
01:30:32,218 --> 01:30:33,515
Don't do it goddammit!
1180
01:30:33,845 --> 01:30:34,937
- What is it Pete?
1181
01:30:35,263 --> 01:30:37,982
- It's Cavaletti, and he's
about to get his nuts blown off,
1182
01:30:38,308 --> 01:30:40,402
and by your boy Sheriff.
1183
01:30:41,728 --> 01:30:42,854
- Cover em.
1184
01:31:07,504 --> 01:31:09,006
- Oh goodie, son
1185
01:31:09,339 --> 01:31:11,888
you've brought old
momma a customer.
1186
01:31:13,843 --> 01:31:17,097
- You got that right
you decrepit old witch.
1187
01:31:17,430 --> 01:31:19,182
But this time it's him.
1188
01:31:19,516 --> 01:31:21,234
Now move!
1189
01:31:26,147 --> 01:31:28,991
What goes around comes around.
1190
01:31:29,317 --> 01:31:32,116
Now it's yo turn to die
you no business barred
1191
01:31:32,445 --> 01:31:36,040
insecure rat soup
eating motherfucker.
1192
01:31:36,366 --> 01:31:38,164
And if you don't die
you're gonna wish
1193
01:31:38,493 --> 01:31:40,712
to hell you hada.
1194
01:31:53,008 --> 01:31:55,761
- Son of a bitch.
1195
01:32:09,441 --> 01:32:10,909
- Where is Dolemite?
1196
01:32:11,234 --> 01:32:12,861
Where is Dolemite?
1197
01:32:13,194 --> 01:32:15,617
Where is that son of a
bitch named Dolemite?
1198
01:32:15,947 --> 01:32:17,699
Where is he?
1199
01:32:18,033 --> 01:32:20,127
- Sheriff, leave him alone!
1200
01:32:50,732 --> 01:32:52,780
- Son of a bitch!
1201
01:33:02,994 --> 01:33:07,374
Your career is over stud.
1202
01:33:40,115 --> 01:33:42,994
- This motherfucker
think I'm dead,
1203
01:33:43,326 --> 01:33:46,830
but he don't know I
am the Human Tornado.
1204
01:34:41,926 --> 01:34:44,725
♪ He's a Human Tornado
1205
01:34:45,054 --> 01:34:48,775
♪ Mules has kicked me
and didn't bruise my hide
1206
01:34:49,100 --> 01:34:51,319
♪ Rattlesnakes has bit me
1207
01:34:51,644 --> 01:34:53,897
♪ they just crawled off and died
1208
01:34:54,230 --> 01:34:58,360
♪ I handcuffed a lion and it
was a raging feat
1209
01:34:58,693 --> 01:35:00,741
♪ So I don't want no
dilapidated sea-slapping
1210
01:35:01,070 --> 01:35:03,072
♪ pigeon-toed cross-eyed
bow-legged son of a gun
1211
01:35:03,406 --> 01:35:05,033
♪ from messing with me
1212
01:35:05,366 --> 01:35:07,539
♪ I been known to rise up
1213
01:35:07,869 --> 01:35:09,871
♪ but I'll cool down later
1214
01:35:10,205 --> 01:35:11,878
♪ I'm the bad motor scooter
1215
01:35:12,207 --> 01:35:14,960
♪ I'm the Human Tornado
1216
01:35:15,293 --> 01:35:17,512
♪ He's a Human Tornado
1217
01:35:21,633 --> 01:35:24,136
♪ He's a Human Tornado
1218
01:35:24,469 --> 01:35:26,096
♪ I picked up the rock
1219
01:35:26,429 --> 01:35:28,727
♪ and killed the giant Goliath
1220
01:35:29,057 --> 01:35:30,650
♪ And worked on nero
1221
01:35:30,975 --> 01:35:33,148
♪ cause said Rome on fire
1222
01:35:33,478 --> 01:35:34,570
♪ I whooped lions
1223
01:35:34,896 --> 01:35:37,740
♪ elephants
velociraptors and geese
1224
01:35:38,066 --> 01:35:40,239
♪ I don't want no
dilapidated sea-slapping
1225
01:35:40,568 --> 01:35:42,662
♪ pigeon-toed cross-eyed
bow-legged son of a gun
1226
01:35:42,987 --> 01:35:44,660
♪ from messing with me
1227
01:35:44,989 --> 01:35:46,912
♪ I been to known to rise up
1228
01:35:47,242 --> 01:35:49,495
♪ but I'll cool down later
1229
01:35:49,827 --> 01:35:51,579
♪ I'm a bad motor scooter
1230
01:35:51,913 --> 01:35:54,792
♪ I'm the Human Tornado
1231
01:35:55,124 --> 01:35:57,752
♪ He's a Human Tornado
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