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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:56,549 [Inaudible] 2 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:57,984 [Inaudible] 3 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:33,720 [Moaning] 4 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:44,764 (Gina) mommy? do dead people swallow? 5 00:02:45,131 --> 00:02:46,266 Huh? 6 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:54,440 Well? 7 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:02,782 Do they? 8 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:04,484 [Groans] 9 00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:08,521 [Clock ticking] 10 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:09,689 Huh? 11 00:03:10,189 --> 00:03:11,691 No. 12 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:14,928 Then what do they do with the water in their mouth? 13 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:17,664 They stop getting water in their mouths. 14 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:19,632 Why? 15 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:23,469 [Shushing] don't wake daddy. 16 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,439 (Peter) daddy's awake. 17 00:03:26,472 --> 00:03:29,342 It's Saturday, honey. Go back to sleep. 18 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:32,345 Daddy, daddy, they don't let you be a pilot if you wear glasses! 19 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:33,780 (Kathy) oh, Hannah! 20 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:35,848 Ollie, off! 21 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,718 Come on. Off the bed, Ollie. Off! 22 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:40,053 [Peter groaning] 23 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:43,856 I've been playing handball with quadratic equations all night. 24 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,959 Yeah? who won? 25 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:48,294 I better get this article finished, 26 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:50,730 or I am never going to get a good night's sleep. 27 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:52,298 [Peter and children laughing] 28 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:54,000 I'm workin' at school today. 29 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:56,135 No, no, no, you've got the kids till 2:00. 30 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,971 I got my museum class, then I got to drop off 31 00:03:58,004 --> 00:03:59,706 the payroll at al's donut hole. 32 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,841 I want cinnamon... No, sugar! 33 00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:03,576 (Gina) white ones! 34 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:05,244 No, no, no donuts for you little porkers. 35 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:06,913 [Gina and hannah] Oink! Oink! 36 00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:10,917 (Peter) honey, uh, make my cruller with white icing. 37 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:13,820 [Peter laughing] 2 minutes. 38 00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:15,722 [Peter grunting] 39 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,056 [Kathy screams] 40 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,558 (Kathy) it's not fair! 41 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:19,826 [Children laughing] 42 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:20,927 Is this fair? 43 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,029 Yes! yes! 44 00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:24,864 Ok, what do you want for breakfast? 45 00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:27,066 I'm dead. 46 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,702 [Hannah giggling] Well, that's easy. 47 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,372 (Museum docent) Look carefully at the way rubens 48 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:35,108 uses pinks and whites in his women. 49 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:38,277 They have the alabaster cast of a statue 50 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,780 with just enough rosy shades 51 00:04:40,813 --> 00:04:43,916 to make them eminently approachable. 52 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,252 All I know is, they make me feel thin. 53 00:04:46,285 --> 00:04:49,622 (Museum docent) And of course, the famous red hair. 54 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:54,761 Most art historians believe this was the color of his mistress' hair. 55 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:57,130 She was one of his favorite and most... 56 00:04:57,163 --> 00:05:00,166 Emily, are we listing lovers or acquaintances? 57 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,568 You're done? 58 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:04,270 Well, I've been married for 10 years. 59 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,438 What do you want from me? 60 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:06,706 Didn't you go to college? 61 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:08,107 Yeah, but... 62 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,116 Ha. "one-night stand, handsome, great in bed." 63 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,918 And you regretted it? 64 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:22,955 Oh, him. He asked me to bring a friend next time. 65 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,724 And you can't remember his name? 66 00:05:24,757 --> 00:05:26,793 [Mumbling] listen, when you've had over... 67 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,928 The names get a little fuzzy. 68 00:05:29,862 --> 00:05:31,964 Oh, god! 69 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,801 "jean-Claude." oh, is this the guy in Saint Martin? 70 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:35,968 [Scoffs] 71 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,337 Yeah. you spent the weekend in the Caribbean 72 00:05:38,371 --> 00:05:41,574 and didn't I go to, uh, marineland? 73 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:43,676 You came home with a plastic shark. 74 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:45,678 I came home with crabs. 75 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:48,848 [Both laughing] 76 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,584 [Museum docent clearing throat] 77 00:05:51,617 --> 00:05:55,755 (Museum docent) And now, if you ladies will follow me. 78 00:05:55,788 --> 00:06:00,293 (Museum docent) This French sculpture is from the 20th century 79 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:03,863 and by Edmond Louise Colette. 80 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:08,768 This sculpture epitomizes the art movement 81 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:11,838 from art nouveau to art deco. 82 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,940 Who was the best, and why? 83 00:06:13,973 --> 00:06:16,342 (Museum docent) There's an emphasis on the simple lines... 84 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,977 Howard. 85 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:20,780 Because he just adored sex and couldn't get enough? 86 00:06:20,813 --> 00:06:22,749 Because we were in love. 87 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:24,617 I've done that. 88 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:26,486 Oh, listen to you. 89 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:29,555 It must be hell being in a great marriage. 90 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:33,693 It is when you've been invited to your 15th high school reunion 91 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:38,331 and it kicks off wild sexual fantasies about your first love. 92 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,333 [Whistles] 93 00:06:40,366 --> 00:06:42,668 Old numero uno, Robert? 94 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:45,138 No! Tommy and i never did it. 95 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:46,873 We did everything but for 2 years. 96 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,307 What? 97 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:49,742 Hey, you're from the coast. 98 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:52,378 In Ohio, you don't do it. I was saving it. 99 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,313 For who? Robert hornswath? 100 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:55,681 Evidently. 101 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,583 So, are you going? 102 00:06:57,617 --> 00:07:01,821 I don't know. I haven't seen him in 15 years. 103 00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:03,990 He lives in Denver now. 104 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:06,025 Probably wouldn't even be there. 105 00:07:08,694 --> 00:07:11,164 Can you recover from a face-lift in 5 months? 106 00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:12,598 Is this something we are going to worry about 107 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,901 or something we're going to have fun with? 108 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,335 Well, you'll have fun. 109 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:18,905 I know I'm never going to hear the end of it now. 110 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:23,776 Oh, Emily, what is the matter with me? 111 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:27,146 Every day, I fantasize about jumping on a plane to Denver, 112 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:30,183 finding Tommy, and screwing him silly! 113 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:37,223 Pardon me. 114 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:40,226 [Both laughing] 115 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:42,728 (Kathy) oh, what do you think of this? 116 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:45,498 (Gina) god, that's disgusting, mom. 117 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:47,500 (Kathy) Peter? 118 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:49,402 Hmm? 119 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:50,503 (Kathy) hmm. 120 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:52,205 [Woman chattering on TV] 121 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:56,976 Oh, now, what do you think of this one? 122 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,146 That's more Emily. 123 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:03,482 Hey, you know, bookkeepers can be chic. Peter? 124 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:06,085 Oh. 125 00:08:06,118 --> 00:08:08,454 (Gina) yeah, she's not wearing a bra. 126 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:11,824 Can I see that, please? 127 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:13,025 No. 128 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:15,695 Uh, bedtime, yeah. Yeah, that's it. Bedtime. 129 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:18,464 Tomorrow's my birthday! Well, I know it's your birthday. 130 00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:21,334 And your daddy and I have a lot of getting ready to do for your birthday. 131 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,135 Bedtime. i don't want to go to bed. 132 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:25,004 (Kathy) you never want to go to bed. 133 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:26,272 Good night, daddy! 134 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:28,207 Good night, sweetie. I'll be up in a minute. 135 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,876 (Kathy) brush your teeth. 136 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:31,143 (Gina) ok. 137 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:37,016 [Balloon inflating] 138 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:38,084 [Clears throat] 139 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,587 You dropped those. 140 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,026 [Balloon squealing] 141 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,163 I know that tune. 142 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,498 ♪[Harmonica playing] 143 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:08,614 Ah. 144 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:50,089 [Squeals] 145 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:51,891 Can we do it without kissing? 146 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:55,461 Sure. oh, yeah. Come here. 147 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,063 [Moans] 148 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,031 Can we do it without moving? 149 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:01,067 I'm exhausted. 150 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:04,904 Oh. good. Me, too. I thought you wanted to. 151 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,940 Not me. How about you? 152 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:09,675 [Grumbling] 153 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:13,446 We can do it tomorrow. Yeah. 154 00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:15,681 Nope. 155 00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:18,951 After Gina's party, i doubt it. 156 00:10:19,318 --> 00:10:21,220 Monday. 157 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:23,589 Department meeting. Goes late. 158 00:10:23,622 --> 00:10:24,957 Tuesday. 159 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:27,827 Yeah, let's shoot for Tuesday. 160 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,312 That was nice. 161 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:48,814 It's always nice. 162 00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:32,992 Lipstick. yeah. 163 00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:39,565 [Siren wailing] 164 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:55,347 Where are you going? 165 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,317 To do my taxes and learn Spanish. 166 00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:00,386 I need to sleep, Elliott. 167 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:02,021 You can sleep here, you know. 168 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:04,590 No, I can't. You're always drawing me. 169 00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:06,792 Well, you waste a lot of time sleeping. 170 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,228 I like sleeping. 171 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:10,863 It makes the years go by faster. 172 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,366 That's a lousy attitude for a woman barely past 30, 173 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,368 everything ahead of her. 174 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:20,039 35 more years of finding the perfect piece of culture 175 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:24,643 for over Mrs. konzulman's sectional, unmarred by love or family. 176 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,913 Well, leave me if you must, 177 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:31,283 but if you're still going to check out that Denver gallery on Friday, 178 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:34,386 I'd like to see you tomorrow sometime. 179 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,222 Can't tomorrow. 180 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,891 Tomorrow's my goddaughter's birthday party. 181 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,893 I like birthday parties. 182 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:45,397 [Laughing] no. you're not invited. 183 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,633 Are you saying you're ashamed of me? 184 00:12:49,401 --> 00:12:51,270 Everyone there is bringing their children. 185 00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:53,005 I'll be dating one. 186 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:55,274 Yes. 187 00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:57,810 Um, I'm 26. 188 00:12:57,843 --> 00:12:59,712 I don't know why you're pressing this. 189 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,480 You'll just get bored and wanna leave. 190 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,949 With pin the tail on the donkey? No way. 191 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:05,751 All right. Come. 192 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,419 I will. Thank you. 193 00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:09,889 Elliott! 194 00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:10,990 Hmm? 195 00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,324 [Scoffs] 196 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,260 [Groaning] 197 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,662 I can't believe you used my lipstick. 198 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,770 This is going to cost me $100. 199 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:26,939 $100 for a lipstick? 200 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,575 No, a trip to the cosmetic counter. 201 00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:31,210 [Elliott chuckling] Right. 202 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:33,979 [Hooting] 203 00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,948 [Children laughing] 204 00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:42,521 (Mr. lucky) Is everybody having fun? 205 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,089 [Children cheering] 206 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:45,457 He's cute. 207 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,626 Where's my hat? 208 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,028 (Children) right there! 209 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:50,429 Have you seen my hat? 210 00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:52,364 Right there! 211 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,466 [Exclaiming] 212 00:13:56,202 --> 00:14:00,139 I'm going to get another, uh, apple juice. 213 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:06,178 Oh, and he's got a special birthday hat for you! 214 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:08,647 [Laughing] there you go! 215 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,649 And he's got something for you! 216 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,955 Hannah, when is your birthday? 217 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:18,157 3 more months. 218 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,193 3 months? I can't wait that long. 219 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,995 Me, too. 220 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:26,765 I cannot wait to give you your present for 3 months. 221 00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:35,708 You can write anything you want in there: Your secrets, your dreams, 222 00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:37,643 and only you can read them. 223 00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:39,044 [Exclaims] 224 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,947 Emily, it's wonderful! 225 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,318 (Hannah) mom! mom! 226 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:49,955 [Laughing] Mr. lucky's got one for you! There you go! 227 00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,093 [Laughing] 228 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,528 And Mr. lucky's got one for you! 229 00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:00,432 There you go! 230 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,134 [Laughing] 231 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,104 Who else wants one? 232 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:06,405 (Children) i do! 233 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:10,609 Hey! 234 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,813 How's it going, chef? 235 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:16,448 Crazy. 236 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:21,387 Interesting, uh, bunch over there. 237 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,857 Oh, yeah. That's part of a parenting group. 238 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,726 Personally, I'd rather belong to a satanic cult. 239 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,962 Probably be easier on the kids, yes. 240 00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:31,297 [Laughs] 241 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,966 Boy, do you know, they really like these suckers raw? 242 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:36,302 So how old is, uh, uh... 243 00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:38,070 [People chattering] 244 00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:41,006 Hi. 245 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,108 How are you? 246 00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:55,154 Great party. 247 00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:57,323 Oh, thanks, Elliott. 248 00:15:57,356 --> 00:16:00,592 Yeah, I particularly liked the part when Mr. lucky couldn't find his hat. 249 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,062 Oh, I never get tired of that. 250 00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,431 Hey, can you make purple? 251 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,099 Purple? uh, milk. 252 00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:11,770 Do you want, uh, magenta purple or, uh, fuchsia purple? 253 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,273 Emily said you were good. 254 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,809 Uh-oh. what else does our friend say? 255 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:21,847 That, uh, you're a great dancer. 256 00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:23,882 I'll settle for that. 257 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,786 So how old is, uh, your-- pin the tail on the donkey. 258 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,356 I forgot to put up the donkey. Can you believe it? 259 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:33,258 Peter! didn't i just see him? 260 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,460 Peter! you know what? 261 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:35,694 We really have to be going. 262 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,830 But aren't you gonna stay for cake? 263 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:38,997 Uh, cake? 264 00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,766 Oh, I'm sorry. Jeez! 265 00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:41,934 Thank you. 266 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,369 You're going? Uh-huh. 267 00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,337 [Mumbling] you don't want any cake? 268 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,374 Thank you. 269 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,210 Wow. purple! 270 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:52,978 Boy, if you're going to have a hot fling, 271 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,681 you might as well have it with someone who looks like that. 272 00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:57,216 Oh! donkey. 273 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,656 (Emily) you said you wanted to meet my friends. 274 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,558 I guess they weren't enough to hold your attention. 275 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,127 They seem like very nice people. 276 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,629 We don't exactly have a lot in common. So what? 277 00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:12,698 No. you don't. 278 00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:14,933 [Groaning] you make that sound like an accusation. 279 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,468 Come on, em. Look, you said you wanted to come, 280 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,504 but what you meant was you wanted to come and go. 281 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,906 I'm not leaving. This is my goddaughter's birthday party. 282 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:23,809 And I'm staying till the last present is open and the last kid goes home. 283 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:26,879 All right. You want me to stay, I'll stay. 284 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:29,248 I never wanted you to come in the first place. 285 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:32,918 All right. 286 00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:35,687 I get the picture. You'll get home all right? 287 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,556 Kathy will take me. Ok. 288 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:48,400 Remember when we said we would stop this when it wasn't fun anymore? 289 00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,169 Mmm-hmm. 290 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:51,804 Are we having fun now? 291 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,141 No. mmm-mmm. 292 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,088 [Mr. lucky shouting] 293 00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:10,556 [Children cheering] 294 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,592 Whoa! careful, Liana. 295 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:14,960 [Ollie barking] 296 00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,332 I know, I know. 297 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,501 Elliott leave? 298 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:25,370 Why can't I be attracted to a nice, solid professional? 299 00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:27,439 You got any divorced m.B.A.'S around? 300 00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,475 I liked him. I thought he was kind of disarming. 301 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,110 We broke up. 302 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,811 In a phoney sort of way. 303 00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:35,948 And look what he calls purple. 304 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,284 Yeah, you can do better than that. 305 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,420 Anyway, his bod wasn't that great. 306 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,921 Yes, it was. 307 00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,757 Yes, it was. Mmm-hmm. 308 00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:48,093 [Both sighing] 309 00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,571 Are you ok? 310 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:00,772 Yeah. 311 00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:03,342 Great party, mom. 312 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,410 Hey, come to dinner Friday. 313 00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:08,347 I can't. I'm supposed to be in Denver on Friday. 314 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,681 Denver? 315 00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:12,618 Elliott's got a show there in a couple months. 316 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,219 Tommy's Denver? 317 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:17,356 Emily, you gotta look him up for me. 318 00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:19,424 [Laughs] and say what? 319 00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,260 He's-- he's got a sporting goods store 320 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,195 right downtown: Andrews sporting. 321 00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:25,464 P-pretend you're-- you're buying a gun. 322 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,598 Kathy. 323 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,333 You haven't seen this man since you were 16. 324 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,168 He's probably fat, bald, and ugly. 325 00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:32,971 Great! what better way to put me out of my suffering? 326 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,208 Think about it. Why spoil a great fantasy? 327 00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:38,877 'Cause it's beginning to make my marriage look like sludge. 328 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,546 You have a wonderful marriage. 329 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,014 Exactly. 330 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:45,751 Oh, come on, do me a favor. Just--just look at him. 331 00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:48,520 Maybe. 332 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:56,195 The last thing are these two there. 333 00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,463 (Receptionist) Jamison Thomas gallery. 334 00:19:58,497 --> 00:19:59,531 [Receptionist chattering] 335 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,003 Which one goes on the left? 336 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:07,372 Hmm. 337 00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:18,050 It's not enough just to look him up. 338 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,518 This one. Definitely. 339 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:20,886 What are you talking about? 340 00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:22,554 I have to find out what it's like. 341 00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,289 You've gotta sleep with him. 342 00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:30,729 Kathy, I've got a plane to catch in 30 minutes. 343 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:32,164 Are these the invoices? 344 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:33,498 Emily, listen to me. 345 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,934 Someone's got to complete the mission, you know what I mean? 346 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,670 I can't sleep with Tommy, but you can. 347 00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:39,871 It's the only way. 348 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,341 [Laughing] don't say another word. I'm your gal. 349 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:43,709 You're not taking me seriously. 350 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:44,977 Yes, I am. 351 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,512 To go to Denver and not sleep with your high-school boyfriend? 352 00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:48,880 Now, that's stupid. 353 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,083 No, you don't seem to understand. This is really getting to me. 354 00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:52,351 Kathy. 355 00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:55,954 I'm just asking you a simple favor. 356 00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:01,593 Uh, I'll try to look him up, ok? 357 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:04,730 Oh, thank you! 358 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:08,066 Oh, and Saturday, come straight to my house from the airport. 359 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:11,970 Oh, and when you meet him, don't wear this. 360 00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:14,339 I hate this on you. 361 00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:20,479 [Crickets chirruping] 362 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,381 (Gina) 3 plus 3 is 6. 363 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,549 1 plus 1 is 2. 364 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,251 (Gina) 10 plus 10 is 20. 365 00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:28,654 [Gasps] wait, mom. Give us a few more minutes! 366 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:31,256 It's 8:00 Saturday night. You know the rule. 367 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:39,264 Ok, bed. Come on, Hannah. 368 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,102 There you go. Did you brush your teeth? 369 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,605 Uh-huh. all right. Thank you. 370 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,409 How about you? Did you brush your teeth? 371 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:51,677 Yeah. good girl. 372 00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:53,779 Good night, sweetheart. 373 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,313 Good night, mommy. 374 00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:56,948 (Gina) good night, mommy. 375 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,150 Come on, Ollie. 376 00:21:58,183 --> 00:21:59,351 [Whimpers] 377 00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:01,486 (Gina) good night, Ollie. 378 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,288 Did I mention that I love you? 379 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,690 I love you, too, mom. 380 00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:05,824 I love you. 381 00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:07,192 Good night. 382 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,968 ♪[Playing blues riff on harmonica] 383 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,171 ♪ The attractor splits in 2 ♪ 384 00:22:19,204 --> 00:22:21,840 ♪[plays blues riff] 385 00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:24,009 ♪ Magnetic fields drift 386 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:28,547 ♪[plays blues riff] 387 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,816 ♪ Impulse becomes erratic 388 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,851 ♪[plays blues riff] 389 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,987 ♪ She walked in the room 390 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,689 ♪[plays blues riff] 391 00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:39,725 ♪ So she could rub his neck 392 00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:42,327 ♪[plays blues riff] 393 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,831 ♪[Harmonica warbling] 394 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:49,134 [Groans] ♪ then she gave him a little kiss ♪ 395 00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:51,703 ♪[Kathy humming blues riff] 396 00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:53,538 ♪ Something like this 397 00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:57,375 ♪[Peter humming blues riff] 398 00:22:57,409 --> 00:23:00,078 ♪ Then on Monday, she calls him on the phone ♪ 399 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,380 ♪ says she'll bring the kids home ♪ 400 00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:06,251 From ballet lessons so that i can stay at school and correct papers? 401 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,387 Fat chance. 402 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:10,055 [Both laughing] 403 00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:11,990 ♪[Plays blues riff] 404 00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:14,226 Oh, I'm so glad I'm married to you. 405 00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:16,528 What brought that on? 406 00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:19,731 Your music. It's so-- it's beautiful. 407 00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:21,333 It's... 408 00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:22,734 Really? oh, yeah. 409 00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:25,537 You lie like a rug. 410 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,038 I don't lie! 411 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,440 [Doorbell ringing] 412 00:23:28,473 --> 00:23:29,674 Ooh, I'll get it. 413 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:30,942 No, no. That's Emily. 414 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,581 So? 415 00:23:37,282 --> 00:23:38,583 It was a good trip. 416 00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:41,520 Did you see anybody I know? 417 00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:43,488 ♪[Peter plays blues riff] 418 00:23:48,326 --> 00:23:49,594 Hey, em. 419 00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:54,633 ♪[Peter playing harmonica] 420 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:55,934 Spill it. 421 00:23:55,967 --> 00:23:57,636 You sure you want to hear this? 422 00:23:57,669 --> 00:24:00,138 He's a fat slob. Mmm-hmm. 423 00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:02,941 Emily, what--what is the point if you don't tell me? 424 00:24:02,974 --> 00:24:04,743 Is he-- is he married with 5 kids? 425 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,945 Is he a bum? Is he dead? What? See? 426 00:24:06,978 --> 00:24:08,580 Look, I'm just making myself crazy. 427 00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:09,748 You sure? 428 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,082 Oh, tell me! 429 00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:14,419 You did me the favor. 430 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,721 What are you talking about? 431 00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:18,490 I'm talking about Tom. 432 00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:24,896 The big, strong hunk in a red flannel shirt, 433 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:28,500 with a tongue like velvet and the arms you could die in. 434 00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,938 You met him? 435 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:35,674 No wonder you always fantasize about him. 436 00:24:36,508 --> 00:24:38,977 This one's a man! 437 00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:44,049 Capital m-a-n, man. 438 00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:49,020 ♪[Playing harmonica] 439 00:24:55,660 --> 00:25:00,632 If there were a nuclear war, Tom's the one I'd want in my bomb shelter. 440 00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:03,001 He sure grew up. 441 00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:05,170 Actually, if there wasn't a nuclear war, 442 00:25:05,203 --> 00:25:07,672 I'd want him in my bomb shelter. 443 00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:10,442 You don't have a bomb shelter. 444 00:25:10,475 --> 00:25:12,177 And get up off the floor. 445 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:13,378 Kathy. 446 00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:16,147 Kathy, this man made me feel like a woman. 447 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,315 What do you mean? 448 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,784 We talked. We laughed. We danced. 449 00:25:19,818 --> 00:25:22,454 So the two of you... 450 00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:23,722 All night. 451 00:25:27,225 --> 00:25:29,895 ♪[Peter playing harmonica] 452 00:25:40,538 --> 00:25:43,041 Honey, we're trying to talk in here! 453 00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:44,910 Ok. 454 00:25:58,523 --> 00:26:00,091 Tell me everything. 455 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:04,696 (Emily) i could still see him as the plane took off. 456 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:07,032 [Emily moans] 457 00:26:09,534 --> 00:26:11,303 I could still smell him. 458 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,438 [Moans] 459 00:26:14,439 --> 00:26:16,107 That's everything. 460 00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:23,281 And to think I almost didn't even call him. 461 00:26:24,816 --> 00:26:26,918 Oh, Kathy! 462 00:26:26,952 --> 00:26:30,155 The man knew what i wanted before I did. 463 00:26:30,188 --> 00:26:31,256 Hmm. 464 00:26:31,990 --> 00:26:33,792 You seem upset. 465 00:26:33,825 --> 00:26:36,728 Oh, no, no, not at all. Mmm-mmm. 466 00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:39,064 No. couldn't have worked out better. 467 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:42,067 See? it's finished. 468 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:45,637 He's out of my mind, and I have you to thank for it. 469 00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:48,673 I never have to think of him again, ever! 470 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:51,610 You're mad at me. 471 00:26:53,044 --> 00:26:54,980 Kathy, I did you a favor. 472 00:26:55,013 --> 00:26:57,482 It was your idea. You told me to sleep with him. 473 00:26:57,515 --> 00:27:00,652 Once. once! Not 8 times. 474 00:27:00,685 --> 00:27:02,620 The shower doesn't count. We didn't-- 475 00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:05,991 oh, can't you do it on a bed like normal people? 476 00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:08,360 I never told you to do it on a butcher block! 477 00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:10,662 Kathy. 478 00:27:10,695 --> 00:27:14,899 This may come as a surprise to you, but I did it for me. 479 00:27:15,734 --> 00:27:16,835 Wait! 480 00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:20,705 Did you talk about me at all? 481 00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:22,640 You've got Peter and the kids. 482 00:27:22,674 --> 00:27:25,944 Let me have my one lousy night in Denver. 483 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,979 Well, uh... Did he ask for my number? 484 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,049 Yeah, he asked for your number. 485 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:36,254 [Knife clinking] 486 00:27:37,522 --> 00:27:38,723 ♪[Humming] 487 00:27:39,891 --> 00:27:41,259 Good night, Peter. 488 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,895 You leaving already, em? 489 00:27:43,928 --> 00:27:45,163 Mmm-hmm. 490 00:27:45,196 --> 00:27:46,331 Want something to eat? 491 00:27:46,364 --> 00:27:47,499 Nah. 492 00:27:47,532 --> 00:27:49,467 (Peter) sure? yeah. 493 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:51,002 You're missing out. 494 00:27:51,669 --> 00:27:52,971 See you later. 495 00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:54,406 All right. 496 00:27:55,573 --> 00:27:58,576 I guess it's you and me, buddy. 497 00:27:58,610 --> 00:27:59,678 [Ollie whines] 498 00:28:03,214 --> 00:28:04,382 ♪[Humming] 499 00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:14,692 Hey. 500 00:28:14,726 --> 00:28:16,694 What was that all about with Emily? 501 00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:18,763 Oh, nothing. 502 00:28:20,298 --> 00:28:22,867 A teacher from Princeton started today. 503 00:28:23,601 --> 00:28:25,070 Joe dubin. 504 00:28:25,103 --> 00:28:26,838 He's a brilliant guy. 505 00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:28,740 They just throw grants at him. 506 00:28:28,773 --> 00:28:31,109 He sticks with all those basic linear questions like: 507 00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:33,445 "How big is it?" And "how long does it last?" 508 00:28:33,478 --> 00:28:35,480 So he gets a lot of equipment. 509 00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:39,417 He gets a lot of attention. 510 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:43,688 But I don't know, i think he totally ignores the disorderly behavior 511 00:28:43,721 --> 00:28:47,559 of a lot of important, uh, phenomena. 512 00:28:49,094 --> 00:28:50,862 Can't deal with it. 513 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:52,630 Doesn't know what to make of it, right? 514 00:28:53,631 --> 00:28:55,033 I don't know. With my stuff, you know, 515 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:57,569 this equation that I'm testing 516 00:28:57,602 --> 00:28:59,871 about reversing magnetic fields... 517 00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:03,775 You know, with that stuff, i gotta deal with disorderly behavior. 518 00:29:03,808 --> 00:29:07,312 Because, I mean, patterns can be stable, 519 00:29:07,345 --> 00:29:11,516 but when they're really fascinating is when they're 520 00:29:12,317 --> 00:29:13,685 unstable. 521 00:29:14,352 --> 00:29:15,487 Chaotic. 522 00:29:16,321 --> 00:29:18,289 Wild and abandoned. 523 00:29:18,756 --> 00:29:19,791 Hey. 524 00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:21,860 Olives. 525 00:29:22,627 --> 00:29:24,095 So you look at the patterns. 526 00:29:24,129 --> 00:29:27,098 Logic gets you so far, then you gotta go on a feeling. 527 00:29:27,132 --> 00:29:30,068 You've got to follow your intuition. 528 00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:34,105 See, I've got a feeling that there is a point of crisis 529 00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:38,176 in stable systems of magnetic fields, 530 00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:42,647 where small changes get magnified, and then all of a sudden 531 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,783 everything goes amok. 532 00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:49,420 I don't know. It's just--just a feeling. 533 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,588 [Tapping] 534 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:52,657 [Whines] 535 00:29:52,690 --> 00:29:56,861 See, that's why I say that fractal geometry is a lot like the blues. 536 00:29:56,895 --> 00:29:59,430 The passion, the power, the mystery and... 537 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:00,965 I don't know. 538 00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:03,835 Sometimes you have to look at things in the periphery 539 00:30:03,868 --> 00:30:08,740 because if you look right at it, you don't see what's there. 540 00:30:18,216 --> 00:30:19,584 Oh, I'm sorry. 541 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:23,221 Are you hungry? 542 00:30:24,088 --> 00:30:26,357 I'm going to make you one of these. 543 00:30:27,025 --> 00:30:28,059 ♪[Organ playing] 544 00:30:29,227 --> 00:30:30,495 [Inaudible] 545 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:35,867 Honey. 546 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:37,368 What? 547 00:30:37,402 --> 00:30:39,537 Give somebody else a chance, huh? 548 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:47,745 Beautiful sermon. 549 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,514 (Pastor) thank you, thank you. 550 00:30:49,547 --> 00:30:52,350 [Gina and Hannah laughing] Beautiful sermon. 551 00:30:54,419 --> 00:30:56,387 [Inaudible] Bobby, tie your shoe. 552 00:30:56,421 --> 00:30:59,023 (Kathy) Hannah, Hannah, here! 553 00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:05,463 [Peter exclaims] 554 00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:22,046 (Pastor) it's always a tragedy 555 00:31:23,414 --> 00:31:26,784 to see a young man cut down in the bloom of his life. 556 00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:31,889 He was a good father and a wonderful husband, 557 00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:34,892 although sometimes inattentive. 558 00:31:34,926 --> 00:31:38,229 He always performed satisfactorily, 559 00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:42,300 but not with the enthusiasm of the early years. 560 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:47,138 Nonetheless, it was a cruel, and shocking blow to those he left behind. 561 00:31:48,773 --> 00:31:52,944 We ask god to comfort and restore Kathy, 562 00:31:52,977 --> 00:31:55,813 easing her through the next few months, 563 00:31:55,847 --> 00:31:59,784 which I know will be a trying and lonely time for her. 564 00:32:21,205 --> 00:32:23,608 ♪[Wedding music playing] 565 00:32:30,048 --> 00:32:31,449 (Gina) mommy? 566 00:32:32,016 --> 00:32:33,618 Mommy? hmm? 567 00:32:33,951 --> 00:32:35,019 Whoa. 568 00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:36,521 [People gasping] 569 00:32:36,554 --> 00:32:37,889 Are you ok? 570 00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:40,158 Yeah. 571 00:32:40,191 --> 00:32:41,693 (Pastor) careful. yeah. 572 00:32:42,393 --> 00:32:43,461 [People chattering] 573 00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:48,433 Ta-da, we're ok. 574 00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:50,601 I'm having a hard time with this. 575 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,003 (Peter) you forgot me! You forgot me! 576 00:32:52,036 --> 00:32:53,371 Thank you! 577 00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:55,840 Ready? yeah. 578 00:32:55,873 --> 00:32:57,976 Boy, that sermon... 579 00:32:58,009 --> 00:33:00,445 But you seemed to be listening to every word. 580 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:01,813 Did I? Yeah. 581 00:33:01,846 --> 00:33:04,349 (Gina) Hannah, wait for me! 582 00:33:06,517 --> 00:33:09,554 I would say... not just me, of course, others would say, 583 00:33:09,587 --> 00:33:12,123 when I was at Princeton... Grazie. 584 00:33:12,156 --> 00:33:15,126 [Chuckling] when I left Princeton, and again, it's not just because 585 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:17,795 I was chairman of the department, but when I left, 586 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:20,298 I believe it was the finest math department in the country. 587 00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:22,367 [Clock chiming] It was? Hmm? 588 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,369 You say it was the finest? Because... 589 00:33:24,402 --> 00:33:25,570 I left. 590 00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:29,006 Never mind why. 591 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,508 All right. I'll tell you. 592 00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:32,310 Ran into a little woman trouble. 593 00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:35,380 Grad, undergrad, what's the difference? You know what I mean? 594 00:33:35,413 --> 00:33:36,647 Don't ask me, Joe. 595 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:38,249 I'm the father of 2 daughters. 596 00:33:38,282 --> 00:33:39,650 (Joe) yeah, there's a headache. 597 00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,519 You don't expect them to be virgins 598 00:33:41,552 --> 00:33:44,422 by the time they go to college, do you? 599 00:33:46,724 --> 00:33:47,892 (Peter) honey. 600 00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:50,895 What? 601 00:33:50,928 --> 00:33:52,363 That's a good answer. 602 00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:54,365 [Phone ringing] No. I... It's just that they-- 603 00:33:54,399 --> 00:33:55,767 oh, I'll get it. No, I'll get it. 604 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,835 No, no, honey, honey, honey. Got it! Got it! I got it! 605 00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:58,903 I got it. 606 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:03,107 [Chuckling] boy, she sure comes alive when the phone rings. 607 00:34:04,942 --> 00:34:06,411 Might I suggest lithium? 608 00:34:06,444 --> 00:34:08,379 No. 609 00:34:08,413 --> 00:34:11,049 For Kathy, aspirin is a psychedelic. 610 00:34:14,485 --> 00:34:15,853 Hello. 611 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,256 [Emily mimicking tom] Hi. This is Tom. 612 00:34:18,289 --> 00:34:20,625 That's not funny. 613 00:34:20,658 --> 00:34:22,460 You've lost your sense of humor. 614 00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:24,729 I'll laugh when it's funny. 615 00:34:24,762 --> 00:34:27,732 I just wanted to remind you of Elliott's opening on Friday. 616 00:34:27,765 --> 00:34:29,600 Dennis hopper will be there. 617 00:34:29,634 --> 00:34:31,335 Put your name on the list? 618 00:34:32,770 --> 00:34:34,972 Ok. I'm not sure i can make it. 619 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:36,941 Whatever. 620 00:34:37,508 --> 00:34:38,810 [Dial tone] 621 00:34:39,143 --> 00:34:40,344 Bye. 622 00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:46,784 Anybody been, uh, hanging up when you answer the phone? 623 00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:49,487 Yeah, her mother. 624 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:50,988 [Laughing] 625 00:34:51,022 --> 00:34:52,657 Don't tell Kathy. 626 00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:55,660 Who was that? 627 00:34:55,693 --> 00:34:57,662 Emily. 628 00:34:57,695 --> 00:35:00,631 Oh, gosh, couldn't you two guys make up? 629 00:35:00,665 --> 00:35:04,769 Oh, well, you know, uh, historically speaking, when 2 women fight, 630 00:35:05,470 --> 00:35:07,138 it's usually over a man. 631 00:35:07,171 --> 00:35:09,440 Ooh, whoa! Ok. Oh, I'm sorry. 632 00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:11,843 (Peter) good shot. 2 points. 633 00:35:11,876 --> 00:35:13,444 Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'll just get a towel. 634 00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:14,712 That's all right. 635 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:19,650 Mmm-hmm. 636 00:35:19,684 --> 00:35:21,586 ♪[Pop music playing] 637 00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:23,488 [People chattering] 638 00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:28,593 Does Emily know Dennis hopper? 639 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:29,861 I don't know. 640 00:35:29,894 --> 00:35:32,497 'Cause we could be talking to him, you know. 641 00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:34,866 Does the guy talk? 642 00:35:34,899 --> 00:35:37,168 I don't know. He's short, I know that. 643 00:35:37,201 --> 00:35:38,936 Short? he looks very tall in the movies. 644 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:41,038 No, no, no, no, he's very short. 645 00:35:41,072 --> 00:35:42,940 Oh, honey, you're so good at this stuff. 646 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,775 You always know what to say. 647 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:46,310 Ooh, there's the bar. 648 00:35:46,744 --> 00:35:48,012 Go. go. 649 00:35:48,045 --> 00:35:49,380 I'll start there. 650 00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:52,717 [People chattering] 651 00:35:56,387 --> 00:35:57,722 [Inaudible] 652 00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:08,699 Would you all excuse me? Enjoy the show. 653 00:36:11,435 --> 00:36:12,937 It's all yours. 654 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,408 I almost hate to part with it. 655 00:36:17,441 --> 00:36:19,477 You've made a great discovery in Elliott. 656 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:21,412 You have a good eye, Mrs. konzulman. 657 00:36:21,445 --> 00:36:23,080 Can I have a moment with you, miss Emily? 658 00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:24,348 Elliott, this is Mrs. konzulman. 659 00:36:24,382 --> 00:36:25,516 She just bought this piece. 660 00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:27,518 Oh, great, great. I hope you enjoy it. 661 00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:30,354 I will. It's so pretty. 662 00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:31,422 Hmm. 663 00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:34,825 Yes. yes, what exactly do you-- 664 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:37,261 Elliott. we have some business to attend to. 665 00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:40,064 Enjoy it. 666 00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:43,668 (Elliott) "pretty?" did she say "pretty"? 667 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:45,670 No, Elliott, she said "evocative." 668 00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:47,738 It is evocative and lyrical. 669 00:36:47,772 --> 00:36:49,774 It is evocatively lyrical. 670 00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:51,275 Well, thank you. 671 00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:53,611 And might I add, you're looking 672 00:36:53,644 --> 00:36:55,813 very evocatively lyrical tonight. 673 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:01,619 So you want to consummate the sale, hmm? 674 00:37:03,321 --> 00:37:04,388 Hmm? 675 00:37:11,162 --> 00:37:12,263 No. 676 00:37:18,669 --> 00:37:20,004 I miss you. 677 00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:22,473 I miss this. 678 00:37:22,506 --> 00:37:23,741 I'm sure you do. 679 00:37:25,776 --> 00:37:27,311 All right, Emily. 680 00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:29,747 I screwed up at Gina's birthday party. 681 00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:33,985 I'm sorry. But that's it? No more fun? 682 00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:37,855 I've had plenty of fun. 683 00:37:39,690 --> 00:37:41,525 I need something more. 684 00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:43,661 Ok. 685 00:37:44,295 --> 00:37:45,363 Ok? 686 00:37:46,530 --> 00:37:50,101 So use me till the right guy comes along. 687 00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:54,372 I think he has. 688 00:38:04,515 --> 00:38:06,150 That's all you had to say. 689 00:38:17,395 --> 00:38:19,797 Say, have you seen, uh, Dennis hopper? 690 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:31,042 Basically, I added another name to my list, which I certainly didn't need, 691 00:38:31,075 --> 00:38:33,344 and I can tell you, it's another regret. 692 00:38:36,881 --> 00:38:38,349 What can I say, Kathy? 693 00:38:38,382 --> 00:38:39,750 We were swept away. 694 00:38:41,252 --> 00:38:43,454 Tommy doesn't get swept away. 695 00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:47,325 We spent 2 years not getting swept away. 696 00:38:47,358 --> 00:38:51,028 Of course, I don't strip as soon as I get into a man's apartment. 697 00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:54,365 No. you only pimp your friends. 698 00:38:54,398 --> 00:38:56,467 You know what I regret about this whole thing? 699 00:38:56,500 --> 00:39:00,271 I regret that I told you, and I'm not going to tell you anything anymore. 700 00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:02,740 Whoa, $11,000? 701 00:39:08,946 --> 00:39:10,014 [People chattering] 702 00:39:38,943 --> 00:39:39,977 [Inaudible] 703 00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:49,920 I'm sorry about you and Emily. 704 00:39:49,954 --> 00:39:52,123 I hope you guys can still be friends. 705 00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:53,791 Yeah, me, too. 706 00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:57,194 Although it can be hard being friends 707 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,764 if, say, if either of you finds someone else. 708 00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:01,532 You dating anybody new? 709 00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:02,967 No, I'm not. 710 00:40:03,801 --> 00:40:06,937 Hmm. and Emily, yeah, hmm... 711 00:40:06,971 --> 00:40:08,706 Well, she is. 712 00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:11,208 But I don't have to tell you that. 713 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:12,743 The man from Denver? 714 00:40:12,777 --> 00:40:14,311 Denver? she met him in Denver? 715 00:40:14,345 --> 00:40:15,913 What--what has she told you? 716 00:40:15,946 --> 00:40:18,315 Nothing. nothing. What has she told you, anything? 717 00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:19,483 Ah, there you are. 718 00:40:19,517 --> 00:40:20,885 Honey, you remember Elliott? 719 00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:23,053 Yeah. it's great stuff. 720 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:24,755 Hi, Peter. Thank you. 721 00:40:24,789 --> 00:40:26,490 Mmm. 722 00:40:26,524 --> 00:40:28,926 It's a little steep, but it's pretty. 723 00:40:28,959 --> 00:40:30,161 Pretty? 724 00:40:30,194 --> 00:40:32,463 You know, it's a little claustrophobic 725 00:40:32,496 --> 00:40:33,764 in here for me. Can we go? 726 00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:34,932 Yeah. 727 00:40:34,965 --> 00:40:36,967 Great. really, oh, good show. 728 00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:38,969 Elliott, beautiful, beautiful work. 729 00:40:40,304 --> 00:40:42,306 I never saw Dennis hopper. 730 00:41:04,862 --> 00:41:06,697 Hello, lover. 731 00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:08,432 I'm so glad I came. 732 00:41:11,869 --> 00:41:15,673 You know, i can't believe that you and Kathy are friends. 733 00:41:15,706 --> 00:41:20,244 You're so much-- so much more beautiful and sophisticated than she is. 734 00:41:25,683 --> 00:41:27,751 I feel sorry for her. 735 00:41:27,785 --> 00:41:30,020 She's such a pathetic little thing. 736 00:41:30,054 --> 00:41:33,023 Yeah. I can barely remember her. 737 00:41:33,057 --> 00:41:34,091 Well... 738 00:41:35,426 --> 00:41:40,064 Her hips have really spread since she had the children. 739 00:41:40,631 --> 00:41:41,732 Hmm. 740 00:41:41,765 --> 00:41:43,868 [Screaming] 741 00:41:43,901 --> 00:41:45,102 [Shushing] 742 00:41:45,936 --> 00:41:47,204 Honey, what? 743 00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:48,706 Oh, it's horrible. 744 00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:52,843 Oh, was it a nightmare, huh? It's over. 745 00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:54,111 It's all over. No, it's not. 746 00:41:54,144 --> 00:41:55,913 I wish it was, but it's not. 747 00:41:55,946 --> 00:41:57,314 [Shushing] 748 00:41:59,617 --> 00:42:01,118 Want some water or something? 749 00:42:01,151 --> 00:42:02,519 Promise me. Just promise me! What? 750 00:42:02,553 --> 00:42:03,621 I said promise! 751 00:42:03,654 --> 00:42:05,155 Ok, ok, I promise. 752 00:42:06,323 --> 00:42:07,424 What? 753 00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:09,093 Find someone else for Emily. 754 00:42:11,996 --> 00:42:14,098 That's your nightmare? 755 00:42:14,131 --> 00:42:16,367 She's lonely. She doesn't have anybody. 756 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,768 She doesn't need my help. 757 00:42:17,801 --> 00:42:19,537 See, men find her very attractive. 758 00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:20,771 You promised! 759 00:42:20,804 --> 00:42:22,106 Ok. ok. 760 00:42:22,139 --> 00:42:24,141 Yeah. I'll think about it. Um... 761 00:42:27,478 --> 00:42:29,346 Ok, yeah. Yup. 762 00:42:31,649 --> 00:42:32,983 Yeah, uh... 763 00:42:37,288 --> 00:42:38,355 No. 764 00:42:42,593 --> 00:42:45,396 So, blah, blah, blah, and when asked about this 765 00:42:45,429 --> 00:42:50,167 [laughing] comparison to Einstein, professor dubin said: 766 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,170 "Einstein flunked math. I didn't." 767 00:42:53,604 --> 00:42:55,172 [Laughing] 768 00:42:55,205 --> 00:42:57,241 You can keep that one. I've got copies. 769 00:42:57,274 --> 00:42:59,009 I can't find my keys. 770 00:42:59,043 --> 00:43:00,744 Oh, can't wait to get me inside, eh? 771 00:43:00,778 --> 00:43:04,014 Joe, it's late. 772 00:43:04,048 --> 00:43:06,183 Late, yes. Well, let me ask you this, though, 773 00:43:06,216 --> 00:43:08,285 you really don't want me to leave, do you? 774 00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:11,889 I have to get up early tomorrow. Mmm-hmm. 775 00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:13,991 It's 8:50. 776 00:43:15,059 --> 00:43:17,161 Then how about a little good night fuck? 777 00:43:17,995 --> 00:43:19,129 Hmm? hmm? 778 00:43:19,163 --> 00:43:20,664 Good night, fuck. 779 00:43:20,698 --> 00:43:22,633 [Laughing] 780 00:43:25,336 --> 00:43:28,205 That's good, Emily, you little minx! 781 00:43:28,238 --> 00:43:29,974 [Doorknob rattling] 782 00:43:30,007 --> 00:43:31,809 (Joe) all right. Come on, now. 783 00:43:31,842 --> 00:43:34,011 All right, don't--don't make me beg, ok? 784 00:43:34,044 --> 00:43:36,013 Come on, 'cause I'm not the type. It doesn't suit me. 785 00:43:36,046 --> 00:43:38,549 All right. I'll beg. Emily! Emily. 786 00:43:39,350 --> 00:43:40,384 Emily. 787 00:43:40,884 --> 00:43:41,919 [Chuckling] 788 00:43:44,188 --> 00:43:45,222 [Coughs] 789 00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:17,855 Whoops. 790 00:44:19,590 --> 00:44:21,225 Honey, when's dinner? 791 00:44:21,258 --> 00:44:23,193 When's dinner? You want to know when dinner is? 792 00:44:23,227 --> 00:44:25,396 I'll tell you when it is. It's when we're good and ready. 793 00:44:25,429 --> 00:44:26,663 That's when dinner is. 794 00:44:26,697 --> 00:44:29,233 We're having brownie stew tonight, remember? 795 00:44:29,266 --> 00:44:33,203 Or do you just remember how to be waited on and how to stuff your face? 796 00:44:33,237 --> 00:44:35,606 Is that what you think i do everyday when I leave the house? 797 00:44:35,639 --> 00:44:37,708 I go someplace and I stuff my face? 798 00:44:37,741 --> 00:44:40,110 I'm sorry I'm taking so long. 799 00:44:40,144 --> 00:44:42,880 Oh, honey, no. You're doing great. 800 00:44:45,783 --> 00:44:47,885 I work hard for the family. 801 00:44:47,918 --> 00:44:51,455 I'm killing myself trying to separate oscillations on fractal boundaries. 802 00:44:51,488 --> 00:44:53,457 How very meaningful. 803 00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:55,793 "How very meaningful." 804 00:44:55,826 --> 00:44:58,562 That brings up an interesting question 805 00:44:58,595 --> 00:45:02,099 because what is "meaningful"? 806 00:45:02,132 --> 00:45:05,302 Regard for each other, that could be meaningful. 807 00:45:05,335 --> 00:45:07,905 Love, friendship, 808 00:45:08,605 --> 00:45:10,574 tolerance. 809 00:45:10,607 --> 00:45:12,576 Those things, they can be meaningful. 810 00:45:15,946 --> 00:45:18,916 Looking at your husband with compassion in your eyes 811 00:45:18,949 --> 00:45:23,087 instead of resentment, that could be meaningful. 812 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:27,591 You act like I did something wrong or let you down in some way. 813 00:45:27,624 --> 00:45:30,327 And if I have, you should tell me. 814 00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,830 Oh, you haven't let me down. I... 815 00:45:34,264 --> 00:45:37,000 It has nothing to do with you. 816 00:45:37,034 --> 00:45:38,836 Well, what's it got to do with? 817 00:45:40,671 --> 00:45:42,439 It's silly. It's... 818 00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:45,275 Emily and... 819 00:45:46,677 --> 00:45:48,812 That fight is worth all this? 820 00:45:51,548 --> 00:45:53,417 You've been pretty awful lately. 821 00:45:55,486 --> 00:45:57,988 I don't think I deserve it. Does Emily? 822 00:45:59,189 --> 00:46:00,257 No. 823 00:46:18,575 --> 00:46:20,210 (Emily) ok, let's see. 824 00:46:20,844 --> 00:46:23,447 12, 13, 14, 15, 16. 825 00:46:24,848 --> 00:46:26,250 [Door buzzing] 826 00:46:29,019 --> 00:46:30,854 It's over! I've got a handle on it. 827 00:46:30,888 --> 00:46:33,157 I've got a wonderful life. I'm gonna keep it that way. 828 00:46:33,190 --> 00:46:34,858 And Tom Andrews is not a part of it. 829 00:46:34,892 --> 00:46:38,195 He's a part of your life now, and I can accept that. 830 00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:41,899 Want to come in? 831 00:46:41,932 --> 00:46:43,500 Hmm. 832 00:46:43,534 --> 00:46:45,936 If the two of you can find happiness together, 833 00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:48,272 I am certainly not going to stand in your way. I-- 834 00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:50,541 (Emily) what are you talking about? 835 00:46:50,574 --> 00:46:52,009 (Kathy) you and Tom. 836 00:46:52,042 --> 00:46:53,510 There is no "me and Tom." 837 00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:55,946 [Birds chirping] But you told Elliott there was a new guy. 838 00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:57,814 I told him that to get rid of him. 839 00:46:58,549 --> 00:47:00,517 No "you and Tom"? 840 00:47:00,551 --> 00:47:02,586 It was one night. 841 00:47:02,619 --> 00:47:04,555 You had the relationship with him. 842 00:47:04,588 --> 00:47:06,423 I had one night. 843 00:47:10,627 --> 00:47:13,630 Oh, I wish it could have worked out for the two of you. 844 00:47:15,265 --> 00:47:17,267 Kathy, you're so full of shit. 845 00:47:18,902 --> 00:47:21,071 Look, I don't want to talk about me and Tom. 846 00:47:21,104 --> 00:47:22,706 I don't want to talk about you and Tom. 847 00:47:22,739 --> 00:47:24,408 I don't even wanna talk about that pompous asshole 848 00:47:24,441 --> 00:47:26,076 your husband fixed me up with. 849 00:47:26,109 --> 00:47:28,779 So, if those are the things you came here to discuss, try the mirror. 850 00:47:28,812 --> 00:47:30,347 There's one in the bathroom. 851 00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:35,252 I've really been selfish, haven't I? 852 00:47:35,285 --> 00:47:36,486 [Siren wailing] 853 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,588 Hmm. 854 00:47:38,622 --> 00:47:40,390 I'm sorry. 855 00:47:40,424 --> 00:47:42,426 And I'm pregnant, I think. 856 00:47:44,094 --> 00:47:45,162 Tom? 857 00:47:45,829 --> 00:47:47,865 Elliott. Elliott. 858 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,235 How late are you? 859 00:47:51,268 --> 00:47:53,770 About 5 years. Shall we? 860 00:48:00,944 --> 00:48:03,046 What is it we're looking for? 861 00:48:04,781 --> 00:48:08,418 If it's positive, a donut forms. 862 00:48:08,452 --> 00:48:10,053 [Kettle whistling] 863 00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:13,257 A donut? 864 00:48:13,290 --> 00:48:15,492 What do you mean, like a ring? 865 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:20,564 Yeah, but they call it a donut. 866 00:48:24,034 --> 00:48:26,336 Why don't they just call it a ring? 867 00:48:29,806 --> 00:48:33,844 I guess it's a potentially sensitive subject for some of us. 868 00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:35,545 Hmm. 869 00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:38,815 [Sighing] 870 00:48:46,523 --> 00:48:49,159 I know you haven't taken Elliott seriously, 871 00:48:49,192 --> 00:48:51,361 but this might be a good time to start. 872 00:48:51,395 --> 00:48:52,763 Oh, please. 873 00:48:55,065 --> 00:48:56,667 A donut is forming. What? 874 00:48:58,035 --> 00:48:59,503 A donut 875 00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:02,706 is forming. 876 00:49:03,874 --> 00:49:05,809 Oh, Emily. 877 00:49:05,842 --> 00:49:07,577 I think I'm going to be sick. 878 00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:11,381 Ok. prenatal vitamins and valium. 879 00:49:11,415 --> 00:49:13,583 Hmm? pregnant? 880 00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:14,751 [Man coughing] 881 00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:16,053 Yes. 882 00:49:16,086 --> 00:49:18,689 Then you don't wanna take tranquillizers, honey. 883 00:49:18,722 --> 00:49:20,757 I won't be taking both. 884 00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:21,892 [Pills rattling] 885 00:49:21,925 --> 00:49:24,361 Oh, "2 hours before procedure." 886 00:49:25,462 --> 00:49:26,963 Tough decision. 887 00:49:27,698 --> 00:49:30,233 Thank you. Excuse me. 888 00:49:30,267 --> 00:49:31,401 Good luck! 889 00:49:31,435 --> 00:49:33,036 [Woman announcing on intercom] 890 00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:40,977 [Baby squealing] 891 00:49:42,879 --> 00:49:44,281 [Laughing] oh, you big baby! 892 00:49:45,382 --> 00:49:46,416 [Cooing] 893 00:49:47,617 --> 00:49:48,719 (Woman) is that your bottle? 894 00:49:48,752 --> 00:49:50,253 [Woman babbling] 895 00:50:27,657 --> 00:50:28,892 [Sighing] 896 00:50:28,925 --> 00:50:30,427 Well? 897 00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:32,028 Decision is made. 898 00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:38,902 Don't start. 899 00:50:38,935 --> 00:50:41,071 I can't help it. Oh, Emily! 900 00:50:41,104 --> 00:50:42,506 [Both laughing] 901 00:50:46,209 --> 00:50:48,345 When are you gonna tell Elliott? Never. 902 00:50:48,378 --> 00:50:49,746 Oh, Emily-- 903 00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:51,948 Kathy, if I'm not sure I'm ready for this, you can bet he isn't. 904 00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:54,084 Well, that's not fair. You gotta ask him. 905 00:50:54,117 --> 00:50:56,853 No. and if you don't, it gonna be a long pregnancy for me. 906 00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:58,855 Lighten up. 907 00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:01,825 Fasten your seat belts. Get ready for the-- what are you doing? 908 00:51:01,858 --> 00:51:03,427 Why not? No! 909 00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:04,694 Ok, I'm light. All right? 910 00:51:04,728 --> 00:51:05,829 This is nuts. 911 00:51:05,862 --> 00:51:08,165 Now, you still gotta tell Elliott. Kathy. 912 00:51:08,198 --> 00:51:10,333 I can't help it if I get too involved. 913 00:51:10,367 --> 00:51:12,302 What are you doing? Let's get going. 914 00:51:12,335 --> 00:51:14,304 It'll take 20 minutes for that valium to kick in. 915 00:51:14,337 --> 00:51:16,540 I'm not gonna be on the road with you. Wait till I tell Peter. 916 00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:17,774 (Emily) don't tell Peter. 917 00:51:25,515 --> 00:51:26,950 [Slurring] she's got to tell him. 918 00:51:26,983 --> 00:51:29,352 She's got to tell him. 919 00:51:29,386 --> 00:51:33,056 She can't not tell him he's the father, for heaven's sakes. 920 00:51:33,657 --> 00:51:35,258 He's got to know. 921 00:51:35,892 --> 00:51:38,161 It's his baby, too. 922 00:51:38,195 --> 00:51:40,263 Fathers are very important. 923 00:51:42,566 --> 00:51:44,034 [Groaning] 924 00:51:44,067 --> 00:51:46,269 Yeah, Elliott's got to know. 925 00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:50,774 Nice pill. 926 00:51:55,078 --> 00:51:56,446 [Ringing] 927 00:51:59,115 --> 00:52:02,285 Hello. yeah, you got him. 928 00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:06,690 Yeah. is everything ok? 929 00:52:08,758 --> 00:52:10,126 She didn't? 930 00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:13,763 Uh, yeah, yeah. 931 00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:15,465 15 minutes. I'll be there. 932 00:52:16,933 --> 00:52:19,035 It's Kathy's car pool day. 933 00:52:19,069 --> 00:52:21,037 She forgot to pick up the kids. 934 00:52:21,071 --> 00:52:22,439 She's not at home. 935 00:52:22,472 --> 00:52:23,773 Historically speaking, when a wife-- 936 00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:24,941 Joe, save it. 937 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,776 All right, sure. 938 00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:28,278 ♪[Kathy humming] 939 00:52:38,054 --> 00:52:39,089 Ah. 940 00:52:42,959 --> 00:52:44,561 [Doorbell ringing] 941 00:52:44,594 --> 00:52:46,496 Why, who could that be? 942 00:52:54,671 --> 00:52:55,906 Emily. 943 00:52:55,939 --> 00:52:57,007 Kathy. 944 00:53:02,145 --> 00:53:04,447 [Airlock seal opening] 945 00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:13,490 [Baby crying] Emily, aren't you a sight for sore eyes? 946 00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:15,325 You were right, Kath. 947 00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:17,160 It's hell out there without a man. 948 00:53:17,193 --> 00:53:20,497 Oh, there, there. Things have a way of working out. 949 00:53:21,698 --> 00:53:24,701 Honey, do we have enough for company? 950 00:53:26,269 --> 00:53:27,470 Hi, em! 951 00:53:29,272 --> 00:53:30,507 Staying for dinner? 952 00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:33,209 We were just discussing her problem. 953 00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:35,612 Have you told Elliott? 954 00:53:35,645 --> 00:53:37,113 I can't. 955 00:53:37,147 --> 00:53:38,815 He couldn't handle it. 956 00:53:38,848 --> 00:53:40,350 [Laughing] 957 00:53:40,383 --> 00:53:43,186 But he's the father. He should know. 958 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:45,121 Elliott's got to know. 959 00:53:47,457 --> 00:53:49,059 Elliott's got to know. 960 00:53:49,859 --> 00:53:51,161 (Peter) Kathy. 961 00:53:51,194 --> 00:53:52,529 Elliott's got to know. 962 00:53:52,562 --> 00:53:54,097 What? 963 00:53:54,130 --> 00:53:55,298 Honey, are you all right? 964 00:53:55,332 --> 00:53:59,002 Peter! w-what time is it? Where are the kids? 965 00:53:59,035 --> 00:54:00,804 I got the kids. 966 00:54:00,837 --> 00:54:04,474 It's Tuesday. I got the kids, because you apparently wanted to sleep on the dryer? 967 00:54:04,507 --> 00:54:07,177 Oh, I'm sorry. I took a valium... 968 00:54:07,210 --> 00:54:08,812 What? 969 00:54:08,845 --> 00:54:11,147 Wh-- you took valium? 970 00:54:11,181 --> 00:54:12,816 You-- [exclaiming] Ice cream! 971 00:54:14,551 --> 00:54:16,353 What does Elliott have to know? 972 00:54:16,386 --> 00:54:18,054 Um, 973 00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:20,824 I can't tell you. I--i promised Emily i wouldn't. 974 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,562 Are we all right? 975 00:54:26,262 --> 00:54:29,399 Yes! oh, yes. 976 00:54:31,267 --> 00:54:32,402 [Sighing] 977 00:54:32,435 --> 00:54:35,271 Boy, "yes" isn't going to cut it much longer. 978 00:54:37,173 --> 00:54:41,077 At first it seemed as though the tangential relationship 979 00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:43,813 between the spheres of the y-axis 980 00:54:43,847 --> 00:54:48,151 were going to overlap, and I will be going into that very shortly. 981 00:54:50,353 --> 00:54:51,821 [Microphone humming] 982 00:54:53,056 --> 00:54:54,824 I know what you're thinking. 983 00:54:54,858 --> 00:54:56,459 No, you don't. 984 00:54:56,493 --> 00:54:58,428 "Elliott's got to know." 985 00:54:59,229 --> 00:55:01,364 I'm glad I confided in you. 986 00:55:01,398 --> 00:55:02,866 Jeez. listen. 987 00:55:05,669 --> 00:55:06,870 It was a dream. 988 00:55:06,903 --> 00:55:08,905 And dreams don't mean anything. 989 00:55:08,938 --> 00:55:10,407 Really? ok. 990 00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:12,742 All right, here's a little physics for you, ok? 991 00:55:12,776 --> 00:55:15,912 Remember Newton, huh? Curly hair, chubby. 992 00:55:15,945 --> 00:55:18,181 [Clearing throat] "A body at rest stays at rest. 993 00:55:18,214 --> 00:55:19,649 "A body in motion stays in motion, 994 00:55:19,683 --> 00:55:22,352 unless acted upon by an outside force." 995 00:55:22,385 --> 00:55:26,389 I think we both agree, Kathy is a body in motion. 996 00:55:27,957 --> 00:55:30,427 What are you talking about? I'm talking about... 997 00:55:30,460 --> 00:55:31,561 Here. 998 00:55:33,463 --> 00:55:34,864 So? 999 00:55:34,898 --> 00:55:37,300 So "x" equals Kathy. 1000 00:55:48,712 --> 00:55:50,113 This isn't Russian lit. 1001 00:55:52,382 --> 00:55:53,583 [Tires screeching] 1002 00:55:53,616 --> 00:55:54,918 [Car horn honking] 1003 00:55:55,452 --> 00:55:56,586 [Exhaling] 1004 00:55:56,619 --> 00:55:58,722 All right, first of all, if she's not home, 1005 00:55:58,755 --> 00:56:00,757 you check and see if her diaphragm's missing. 1006 00:56:00,790 --> 00:56:02,625 I can't believe we're doing this. Yeah, well. 1007 00:56:02,659 --> 00:56:04,060 I'm gonna sneak into my house, 1008 00:56:04,094 --> 00:56:05,361 I'm gonna creep down the hallway, 1009 00:56:05,395 --> 00:56:07,030 I'm gonna catch my wife folding my socks. 1010 00:56:07,063 --> 00:56:09,766 Of course you are. Don't forget to check behind the shower curtain. 1011 00:56:09,799 --> 00:56:12,202 That isn't where she folds socks. 1012 00:56:12,235 --> 00:56:13,570 [Joe laughing] 1013 00:56:16,606 --> 00:56:19,109 Oh! all right. All right. Quiet. Quiet. Ssh. Quiet. 1014 00:56:19,142 --> 00:56:21,077 She didn't say anything about going out. 1015 00:56:21,111 --> 00:56:22,312 They never do. 1016 00:56:25,949 --> 00:56:27,650 [Car engine starting] 1017 00:56:27,684 --> 00:56:30,220 Oh, I think you were right. She was alone. Well. 1018 00:56:30,253 --> 00:56:32,122 A woman's not going to go out in the middle of the day 1019 00:56:32,155 --> 00:56:33,757 on a cheap tryst to the bawdy motels 1020 00:56:33,790 --> 00:56:36,760 just 'cause you're at work and the kids are at school. You're fine. 1021 00:56:40,330 --> 00:56:41,798 [Car tires screeching] 1022 00:56:51,374 --> 00:56:53,343 What's that? What did you say? Nothing. 1023 00:56:53,376 --> 00:56:54,778 I thought you said something. 1024 00:56:54,811 --> 00:56:56,479 She's probably just going to safeway. 1025 00:56:56,513 --> 00:56:57,947 She probably is. 1026 00:57:01,885 --> 00:57:03,386 Isn't that safeway? 1027 00:57:05,889 --> 00:57:08,258 Bye-bye, safeway. 1028 00:57:08,291 --> 00:57:10,827 She's going to another store. Lighten up. I'm sure. 1029 00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:12,796 You make it sound like all she does is go shopping. 1030 00:57:12,829 --> 00:57:14,497 I make it sound like nothing. 1031 00:57:14,531 --> 00:57:17,500 Well, there's just more to her life than that. I'm certain there is. 1032 00:57:17,534 --> 00:57:19,502 It's not like her life is so empty 1033 00:57:19,536 --> 00:57:21,471 that she has to have a cheap torrid affair with a kid 1034 00:57:21,504 --> 00:57:24,841 just because he's young and sensitive with blue eyes. 1035 00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:26,976 Joe, you're losing her. 1036 00:57:27,010 --> 00:57:28,478 (Joe) no, I got her. I got her. 1037 00:57:28,511 --> 00:57:29,712 [Tires screeching] 1038 00:57:40,924 --> 00:57:44,727 Well, unless her aerobics class meets down here, 1039 00:57:44,761 --> 00:57:46,663 we're onto something. 1040 00:57:46,696 --> 00:57:48,097 [Joe laughing] 1041 00:57:49,098 --> 00:57:50,200 Hmm. 1042 00:57:52,735 --> 00:57:53,837 Bingo. 1043 00:58:01,878 --> 00:58:03,279 [Car tires screeching] 1044 00:58:06,916 --> 00:58:08,785 Look at the name! Look at the name! 1045 00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:11,688 Go! go! 1046 00:58:11,721 --> 00:58:12,755 [Exclaiming] 1047 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,909 Looks like what we have here is a first time. 1048 00:58:32,942 --> 00:58:35,511 Uh-uh, I know Kathy. She's not going to go in. 1049 00:58:35,545 --> 00:58:36,579 Hmm. 1050 00:58:41,284 --> 00:58:43,486 Cheer up. He might be a bad lay. 1051 00:58:45,121 --> 00:58:46,155 Wow. 1052 00:58:46,823 --> 00:58:48,725 Yeah. 1053 00:58:48,758 --> 00:58:51,227 I've never been in an artist's studio before. 1054 00:58:51,261 --> 00:58:52,762 No? uh-uh. 1055 00:58:54,297 --> 00:58:55,932 Well, this is it. 1056 00:58:57,267 --> 00:58:59,302 Just, uh, go ahead. Do whatever you're-- 1057 00:58:59,335 --> 00:59:01,304 oh, yeah, I'm-- uh, sure. 1058 00:59:04,908 --> 00:59:06,242 [Bus horn honking] 1059 00:59:09,913 --> 00:59:11,915 I--i could do this 1 of 2 ways: 1060 00:59:11,948 --> 00:59:16,920 I could feel you out, test the waters, 1061 00:59:16,953 --> 00:59:20,657 see how you might react to marrying Emily 1062 00:59:20,690 --> 00:59:22,592 and raising a family, 1063 00:59:26,129 --> 00:59:28,464 or skip all that and just blurt out 1064 00:59:28,498 --> 00:59:30,700 that Emily's pregnant and having your baby. 1065 00:59:32,201 --> 00:59:35,505 Or i--i could just mind my own business and not say a word. 1066 00:59:35,538 --> 00:59:36,806 [Siren wailing] 1067 00:59:36,839 --> 00:59:38,508 Wait! bye, Elliott! 1068 00:59:38,541 --> 00:59:39,642 Bye. 1069 00:59:45,014 --> 00:59:48,017 Nothing happened. It was only a couple minutes. 1070 00:59:48,051 --> 00:59:51,354 Unless, of course, he's a really bad lay. 1071 00:59:54,724 --> 00:59:56,125 [Laughing] see, huh? 1072 00:59:56,159 --> 00:59:59,562 Come on! You hungry? 1073 01:00:08,638 --> 01:00:09,872 [Crickets chirping] 1074 01:00:17,146 --> 01:00:18,381 [Phone ringing] 1075 01:00:27,223 --> 01:00:28,458 Hello. 1076 01:00:28,491 --> 01:00:29,625 Kathy? hi, it's Elliott. 1077 01:00:29,659 --> 01:00:31,127 Hi, Elliott. 1078 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:32,562 ♪[Music playing on walkman] 1079 01:00:32,595 --> 01:00:34,063 (Elliott) i gotta come over. 1080 01:00:34,097 --> 01:00:35,631 I gotta talk to you about the situation. 1081 01:00:35,665 --> 01:00:39,002 Um, this isn't really a good time for me to talk. 1082 01:00:39,035 --> 01:00:41,304 Um... no, don't leave me hanging. 1083 01:00:41,337 --> 01:00:43,172 I'm-- I'm-- I'm dying here. 1084 01:00:43,206 --> 01:00:45,041 Uh, how--how about tomorrow? 1085 01:00:48,277 --> 01:00:49,712 Fine. fine. Uh, 1086 01:00:49,746 --> 01:00:50,880 craters? 1087 01:00:50,913 --> 01:00:52,415 You know where that is, right? 1088 01:00:52,448 --> 01:00:54,250 Y-yeah. 1089 01:00:54,283 --> 01:00:57,186 1:00. great. Great. And you'll be there, right? 1090 01:00:57,220 --> 01:01:00,390 You won't drop another bomb and, uh, run out on me again? 1091 01:01:04,093 --> 01:01:06,029 Yeah, relax, I'll be there. Bye. 1092 01:01:14,237 --> 01:01:15,671 [Sighing] 1093 01:01:15,705 --> 01:01:17,040 Hey. 1094 01:01:17,073 --> 01:01:18,374 How's it going? 1095 01:01:19,542 --> 01:01:20,777 Um. 1096 01:01:20,810 --> 01:01:22,078 Well... 1097 01:01:23,613 --> 01:01:26,315 Johnson's mortuary is in the black this month. 1098 01:01:27,316 --> 01:01:28,551 [Chuckling] amazing. 1099 01:01:29,218 --> 01:01:30,253 (Kathy) yeah. 1100 01:01:32,221 --> 01:01:33,456 [Sighs] 1101 01:01:36,726 --> 01:01:37,927 [Clearing throat] 1102 01:01:41,898 --> 01:01:43,566 ♪[Music playing on stereo] (Woman) You ok? 1103 01:01:43,599 --> 01:01:45,635 This is-- this is making me crazy. 1104 01:01:45,668 --> 01:01:48,137 I mean, what makes her think she's alone in this? 1105 01:01:48,171 --> 01:01:51,707 And she's out there somewhere right now in this city, 1106 01:01:51,741 --> 01:01:55,111 walking around with a piece of me inside her. 1107 01:01:55,144 --> 01:01:58,881 A-a-and I'm so angry, but--but I also want to protect her, 1108 01:01:58,915 --> 01:02:01,117 but--but I don't even know what from. 1109 01:02:01,951 --> 01:02:04,787 God, I'm-- I'm ok. 1110 01:02:04,821 --> 01:02:08,024 I don't know exactly what a father does, 1111 01:02:08,057 --> 01:02:10,026 as if she'd even let me. 1112 01:02:10,059 --> 01:02:14,464 She's so damn independent, but that's what I like! 1113 01:02:14,497 --> 01:02:17,133 So should I, uh... 1114 01:02:17,166 --> 01:02:18,734 Should I call her? 1115 01:02:18,768 --> 01:02:20,503 Should I tell her I know? 1116 01:02:22,839 --> 01:02:24,273 Should I be drinking? 1117 01:02:26,642 --> 01:02:30,746 I shouldn't have told you. No. She should have told me. 1118 01:02:30,780 --> 01:02:33,816 Well, maybe she didn't want to put you in this position. 1119 01:02:35,118 --> 01:02:37,787 But I am in this position 1120 01:02:38,688 --> 01:02:39,856 and 1121 01:02:42,291 --> 01:02:44,327 I don't know what to do about it. 1122 01:02:46,696 --> 01:02:50,299 Before you confront Emily about the baby, 1123 01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:53,069 you've got to find out what's there between you 1124 01:02:53,102 --> 01:02:54,637 without the baby. 1125 01:02:56,772 --> 01:02:58,141 (Carol) Elliott, she's busy, Elliott! 1126 01:02:58,174 --> 01:02:59,275 I know. I know. 1127 01:02:59,308 --> 01:03:00,476 [Phones ringing] 1128 01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:02,778 Emily? Carol, that'll be all. Thank you. 1129 01:03:03,713 --> 01:03:05,515 I'd like to talk about us. 1130 01:03:07,216 --> 01:03:09,318 I want to talk about you. 1131 01:03:15,358 --> 01:03:16,926 Um, 1132 01:03:16,959 --> 01:03:18,461 we had a good thing going. 1133 01:03:18,494 --> 01:03:21,964 No ties, no talk of the future from either of us, 1134 01:03:21,998 --> 01:03:24,000 and it was nice. 1135 01:03:24,033 --> 01:03:26,903 It, uh, it felt good. 1136 01:03:28,671 --> 01:03:32,041 No, em. We liked each other. Now suddenly, I'm out on my ass 1137 01:03:32,074 --> 01:03:34,477 because you decide on your own that it should be something else. 1138 01:03:34,510 --> 01:03:36,379 Well, fine, but on top of that, 1139 01:03:36,412 --> 01:03:38,447 you decide I can't handle this "something else." 1140 01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:41,150 So at this point, you're trying to tell me my limits. 1141 01:03:41,184 --> 01:03:42,852 Well, I'll tell you something, lady. 1142 01:03:42,885 --> 01:03:44,654 The only one whose limits we've proven are yours. 1143 01:03:44,687 --> 01:03:46,289 Elliott, when you reach my age-- 1144 01:03:46,322 --> 01:03:48,224 oh, that's crap! Sit down! 1145 01:03:49,392 --> 01:03:52,061 You're not 95. Age has nothing to do with it. 1146 01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:58,134 If I was auditioning for something, you should have told me. 1147 01:03:58,167 --> 01:04:00,603 You should've given me that chance. 1148 01:04:05,508 --> 01:04:06,876 That's all. 1149 01:04:07,343 --> 01:04:08,411 All right. 1150 01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:12,915 Are you saying you want an audition? 1151 01:04:19,455 --> 01:04:21,457 You'd have to audition, too, you know. 1152 01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:25,461 That seems fair. 1153 01:04:38,241 --> 01:04:39,375 [Birds twittering] 1154 01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:45,448 (Maggie) what a perfectly glorious day! 1155 01:04:45,481 --> 01:04:46,749 [Maggie exclaiming] 1156 01:04:46,782 --> 01:04:49,185 (Maggie) hello. I'd like to welcome all of you 1157 01:04:49,218 --> 01:04:51,954 to the odd couples lamaze class. 1158 01:04:51,988 --> 01:04:54,423 I like to meet mothers in their second month of pregnancy, 1159 01:04:54,457 --> 01:04:58,127 so that we can talk about nutrition and prenatal care. 1160 01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:01,197 Then you can all go off and grow those babies 1161 01:05:01,230 --> 01:05:03,232 and come back to me in your 7th month 1162 01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:05,735 and then we can get down to the fun stuff. 1163 01:05:07,937 --> 01:05:09,105 [Maggie chuckling] 1164 01:05:09,138 --> 01:05:12,241 My name is Maggie sand. I'm a capricorn. 1165 01:05:12,275 --> 01:05:16,445 I have 4 children, ranging in age from 23 down to 2. 1166 01:05:16,479 --> 01:05:19,982 Each has a different father, and I've never been married. 1167 01:05:20,016 --> 01:05:21,317 [Giggling] 1168 01:05:21,350 --> 01:05:23,819 Don't laugh. That's me in 10 years. 1169 01:05:23,853 --> 01:05:28,658 So, let's all take turns and tell a little something about ourselves 1170 01:05:28,691 --> 01:05:32,028 and share the circumstances which have brought us here today. 1171 01:05:32,928 --> 01:05:35,131 How about you young people? 1172 01:05:35,164 --> 01:05:38,234 Hi. my name is Jill topial 1173 01:05:38,267 --> 01:05:40,870 and this is my brother, Alex. 1174 01:05:41,537 --> 01:05:43,406 He's going to be my coach. 1175 01:05:43,439 --> 01:05:47,777 Uh, I like parties on the beach, new kids on the block 1176 01:05:47,810 --> 01:05:51,414 and my favorite color is lemon yellow. 1177 01:05:51,447 --> 01:05:54,817 It's my science project, and if she's late with it, 1178 01:05:54,850 --> 01:05:56,619 I'm in deep shit. 1179 01:05:59,155 --> 01:06:01,657 You be sure to get back to us about that grade. 1180 01:06:05,161 --> 01:06:09,198 Quite simply, i am carrying the gift of life. 1181 01:06:09,231 --> 01:06:13,502 Mr. and Mrs. moyer were unable to have a child of their own, 1182 01:06:13,536 --> 01:06:16,739 and so Mr. moyer's seed has been deposited within me. 1183 01:06:17,373 --> 01:06:18,674 Mr. and Mrs. moyer, 1184 01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:22,011 you must be experiencing the most interesting feelings. 1185 01:06:22,044 --> 01:06:24,780 Would you care to share them with us? 1186 01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:26,048 Well-- no. 1187 01:06:35,391 --> 01:06:36,826 You go ahead. 1188 01:06:36,859 --> 01:06:39,228 Hi. I'm Debbie rollins 1189 01:06:39,261 --> 01:06:41,764 and this is my wife, Linda. 1190 01:06:43,165 --> 01:06:46,135 We just celebrated our 7th anniversary 1191 01:06:46,168 --> 01:06:48,337 and Debbie got a big promotion. 1192 01:06:48,371 --> 01:06:51,774 And we felt that having a baby was the next natural step. 1193 01:06:53,242 --> 01:06:56,445 I have such a good feeling about you two. 1194 01:06:59,615 --> 01:07:01,250 And our last couple. 1195 01:07:01,283 --> 01:07:03,386 Oh, w-we're just good friends. 1196 01:07:07,189 --> 01:07:11,427 My name is Emily. This is my best friend, Kathy, and... 1197 01:07:11,460 --> 01:07:14,730 I found myself pregnant, and I've always wanted a child, so... 1198 01:07:14,764 --> 01:07:17,533 Well, I'm getting one. 1199 01:07:17,566 --> 01:07:18,601 [Maggie laughing] 1200 01:07:23,372 --> 01:07:25,541 I was born on the cusp. 1201 01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:27,743 Hmm. 1202 01:07:29,612 --> 01:07:31,580 Uh-huh, ok. 1203 01:07:31,614 --> 01:07:36,452 Now, I want you all to write down everything you've eaten today. 1204 01:07:37,987 --> 01:07:41,557 Good nutrition begins with what I like to call 1205 01:07:41,590 --> 01:07:43,526 good food I.Q. 1206 01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:45,294 Does spelling count? 1207 01:07:47,163 --> 01:07:49,965 You don't belong here, em. You're not an odd couple. 1208 01:07:49,999 --> 01:07:51,734 Elliott should be with you. 1209 01:07:51,767 --> 01:07:53,536 I'm thinking about it. 1210 01:07:53,569 --> 01:07:56,372 You are? Did the two of you talk? 1211 01:07:56,405 --> 01:07:58,073 He did. 1212 01:07:58,107 --> 01:08:00,042 And I thought he had a lot of good points. 1213 01:08:00,075 --> 01:08:02,778 Oh, good. I'm so glad he came through. 1214 01:08:05,114 --> 01:08:06,415 What? 1215 01:08:06,449 --> 01:08:07,783 You told him. 1216 01:08:09,652 --> 01:08:11,554 E-Emily, you're going to need help. 1217 01:08:11,587 --> 01:08:13,389 Parenting is a 2-person job. 1218 01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:15,324 I know. I'm a mother. So am I! 1219 01:08:15,357 --> 01:08:17,126 No, you're not. Not yet. 1220 01:08:17,159 --> 01:08:18,994 (Emily) Kathy, get a life. 1221 01:08:19,028 --> 01:08:20,429 And stay out of mine! 1222 01:08:20,463 --> 01:08:21,730 God, you're like a disease. 1223 01:08:21,764 --> 01:08:24,467 You invade someone's life and you attach yourself. 1224 01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:27,303 That's what I am to you, a disease? 1225 01:08:27,336 --> 01:08:29,171 Well, thank you very much! 1226 01:08:30,139 --> 01:08:33,342 Go ahead! Cut the baby off from his father! 1227 01:08:33,375 --> 01:08:37,613 Well, I have news for you: I lied. It's not his baby. 1228 01:08:37,646 --> 01:08:40,082 What do you mean? What do you think I mean? 1229 01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:42,117 You're having my boyfriend's baby? 1230 01:08:42,151 --> 01:08:45,421 [Laughing] your boyfriend? He's not your anything. 1231 01:08:45,454 --> 01:08:47,456 You're not part of his life anymore. 1232 01:08:47,490 --> 01:08:49,258 He hasn't had a thought about you in ages! 1233 01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:52,962 [Exclaiming] you think that if I showed up on his doorstep right now, 1234 01:08:52,995 --> 01:08:55,631 he wouldn't get me into bed as fast as he did you? 1235 01:08:55,664 --> 01:08:57,900 If he was smart, he'd run! 1236 01:08:59,335 --> 01:09:00,703 No, he wouldn't! 1237 01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:08,210 I got a good feeling about you two. 1238 01:09:13,816 --> 01:09:17,920 Tom, there's something very serious that you have to know 1239 01:09:17,953 --> 01:09:19,955 and I'm the only one who will tell you. 1240 01:09:21,457 --> 01:09:24,293 A child has been conceived. 1241 01:09:27,863 --> 01:09:29,365 Not in love, perhaps. 1242 01:09:31,367 --> 01:09:34,303 But in passion. 1243 01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:40,342 Now, I understand that you were swept away, 1244 01:09:41,577 --> 01:09:43,245 but Emily needs you. 1245 01:09:45,481 --> 01:09:48,884 Maybe you haven't given her a second thought since your night together. 1246 01:09:48,918 --> 01:09:49,985 [Laughs] 1247 01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:53,088 In fact, I'm sure you haven't. 1248 01:09:55,257 --> 01:09:57,860 Call me invasive. 1249 01:09:59,528 --> 01:10:01,230 Call me disease-like. 1250 01:10:04,066 --> 01:10:07,703 I just thought that you deserved to know. 1251 01:10:11,607 --> 01:10:12,942 (Man) looking good. 1252 01:10:20,049 --> 01:10:22,251 [People chattering] 1253 01:10:24,186 --> 01:10:26,021 Carol, hi. Guess who? 1254 01:10:26,055 --> 01:10:27,623 Oh, hi, Elliott. 1255 01:10:29,124 --> 01:10:31,894 No. Emily's not here. 1256 01:10:31,927 --> 01:10:34,096 Is she going to Denver? Do you know? 1257 01:10:34,129 --> 01:10:36,332 [Inaudible] 1258 01:10:36,365 --> 01:10:39,902 Gee, Elliott, i really can't say for sure. 1259 01:10:39,935 --> 01:10:42,104 It's pretty confused around here. 1260 01:10:42,638 --> 01:10:44,907 Ok. bye, Elliott. 1261 01:10:49,144 --> 01:10:51,847 Excuse me. This is for you. 1262 01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:53,148 Thank you. Mmm-hmm. 1263 01:10:55,551 --> 01:10:57,620 "There is someone else." 1264 01:10:59,121 --> 01:11:00,990 "You're not the father." 1265 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:13,902 [Laughing] 1266 01:11:15,337 --> 01:11:16,605 What? 1267 01:11:16,639 --> 01:11:20,075 Nothing, Kathy's visiting her mother in Chicago, I'm sure. 1268 01:11:20,109 --> 01:11:22,578 Come on, Joe, there are good marriages, you know. 1269 01:11:22,611 --> 01:11:24,713 I know. I had 3 of them. 1270 01:11:24,747 --> 01:11:26,081 [Joe chuckling] 1271 01:11:28,951 --> 01:11:32,288 Old town, please. The number for Elliott Fowler. 1272 01:11:33,255 --> 01:11:34,590 Thank you. 1273 01:11:39,628 --> 01:11:40,929 I'm just checking. 1274 01:11:40,963 --> 01:11:42,431 Checking is good. 1275 01:11:42,464 --> 01:11:43,799 Uh, message. 1276 01:11:47,269 --> 01:11:49,138 Elliott's in Denver for a show. 1277 01:11:49,171 --> 01:11:51,006 He's staying at the Hyatt. 1278 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,508 Hmm, nice place. 1279 01:11:52,541 --> 01:11:54,510 What airline is Kathy taking? 1280 01:11:55,644 --> 01:11:58,213 I am not gonna dignify that with an answer. 1281 01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:03,519 Pan-pacific. (joe) thank you. 1282 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:06,789 Pan-pacific flies to Denver, don't they? 1283 01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:11,293 I'm just saying. I saw it in a commercial, that's all. 1284 01:12:12,227 --> 01:12:14,730 All right. I'll clear this up for you. 1285 01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:18,033 [Beeping] 1286 01:12:20,636 --> 01:12:21,737 [Modem dialing] 1287 01:12:23,138 --> 01:12:24,173 [Modem crackling] 1288 01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:29,211 Doing a little hacking in your spare time? 1289 01:12:30,813 --> 01:12:32,648 Go. go. Go. 1290 01:12:32,681 --> 01:12:34,383 And the password is... 1291 01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:36,385 Ta-da. 1292 01:12:38,220 --> 01:12:40,389 Pan-pacific airlines, passenger manifest. 1293 01:12:40,422 --> 01:12:41,824 (Joe) very good. 1294 01:12:42,725 --> 01:12:45,194 (Peter) let's see. We'll search 1295 01:12:46,428 --> 01:12:47,896 for passenger 1296 01:12:48,430 --> 01:12:49,932 whiting. 1297 01:12:52,401 --> 01:12:55,337 All right, "whiting, Mrs." that's a good sign. 1298 01:12:56,772 --> 01:12:59,274 (Peter) all right, flight 305, Portland to... 1299 01:13:01,543 --> 01:13:03,045 Portland to Denver. 1300 01:13:03,912 --> 01:13:04,947 [Laughing] 1301 01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:13,322 [Birds chirping] 1302 01:13:13,355 --> 01:13:16,592 So when you told me it was me, you thought it was me. 1303 01:13:16,625 --> 01:13:19,061 Mmm-hmm. because Emily was protecting your feelings. 1304 01:13:19,094 --> 01:13:20,462 Yes. 1305 01:13:20,496 --> 01:13:25,234 Which means your boyfriend is the father of my girlfriend's baby. 1306 01:13:25,267 --> 01:13:26,401 Uh, 1307 01:13:26,435 --> 01:13:29,004 if you want to boil it down to one sentence, yes. 1308 01:13:29,037 --> 01:13:30,205 [Cars honking] 1309 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:32,374 You must be just a little bit relieved. 1310 01:13:32,407 --> 01:13:34,877 Relieved that Emily got knocked up by another man? 1311 01:13:34,910 --> 01:13:37,246 No, I would not say i was relieved. 1312 01:13:37,279 --> 01:13:40,082 I'm sorry, your room won't be ready until 4:00. 1313 01:13:40,115 --> 01:13:41,750 Oh, uh, 1314 01:13:42,618 --> 01:13:44,720 e-Elliott, can you park my bag? 1315 01:13:45,621 --> 01:13:47,122 Sure. oh, great. 1316 01:13:47,156 --> 01:13:48,924 Sure. thanks. thanks. Bye. 1317 01:13:48,957 --> 01:13:50,092 Thank you. 1318 01:14:18,086 --> 01:14:19,621 (Kathy) "gone fishing." 1319 01:14:23,492 --> 01:14:25,427 Bullhead catfish? 1320 01:14:26,762 --> 01:14:27,930 [People chattering] 1321 01:14:28,597 --> 01:14:30,098 They're twins! 1322 01:14:34,770 --> 01:14:35,971 [Men clamoring] 1323 01:14:43,846 --> 01:14:45,247 (Man) hey, who's that, Tommy? 1324 01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,015 This one's Carol. 1325 01:14:47,883 --> 01:14:49,852 Uh, sir, uh? 1326 01:15:17,045 --> 01:15:18,247 [Whistling] 1327 01:15:20,749 --> 01:15:22,484 [Birds twittering] 1328 01:15:22,517 --> 01:15:23,585 [Kathy grunting] Damn. 1329 01:15:25,387 --> 01:15:26,889 (Man) let me give you a hand. 1330 01:15:26,922 --> 01:15:29,324 [Grumbling] I'll have this for you in a second. 1331 01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:30,893 No problem, darling. 1332 01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:32,895 Hmm. 1333 01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:39,735 Thank you. 1334 01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:41,370 [Man chuckling] 1335 01:15:41,837 --> 01:15:43,038 Anytime. 1336 01:15:43,939 --> 01:15:45,707 Thank you. 1337 01:15:45,741 --> 01:15:46,975 (Tom) what a beauty, 1338 01:15:47,009 --> 01:15:48,577 but not good enough, I'm afraid. 1339 01:15:49,444 --> 01:15:51,246 Oh, now this one... 1340 01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:54,049 This one is truly pathetic. 1341 01:15:54,082 --> 01:15:56,151 [Exclaiming] mean mouth on this girl. 1342 01:15:56,184 --> 01:15:57,819 Who's that, Tommy? 1343 01:15:57,853 --> 01:15:59,988 Who is it? Chrissy! 1344 01:16:00,022 --> 01:16:01,523 [Men screaming] 1345 01:16:02,391 --> 01:16:04,226 (Man) Chrissy! 1346 01:16:04,259 --> 01:16:05,694 What you got there, bootsie? 1347 01:16:05,727 --> 01:16:07,062 Just a fish. 1348 01:16:07,095 --> 01:16:09,565 [All exclaiming] That's no fish! 1349 01:16:09,598 --> 01:16:12,301 Look at this thing. That's a mack truck. 1350 01:16:12,334 --> 01:16:13,602 [Men applauding] 1351 01:16:15,737 --> 01:16:17,506 (Tom) i need a hand with this one. 1352 01:16:17,539 --> 01:16:21,710 Well, boys, I think we got a winner at 24 pounds. 1353 01:16:21,743 --> 01:16:23,178 [Men whooping] 1354 01:16:24,513 --> 01:16:26,114 I christen you... 1355 01:16:27,115 --> 01:16:29,184 Go ahead, bootsie. You take it. 1356 01:16:29,885 --> 01:16:31,053 Lola? 1357 01:16:31,086 --> 01:16:32,187 Lola! 1358 01:16:32,220 --> 01:16:34,189 Lola! right! 1359 01:16:34,222 --> 01:16:37,492 [Men whistling] Lola. Ok, Lola's the winner. 1360 01:16:37,526 --> 01:16:39,328 Give him a big hand, huh? 1361 01:16:39,361 --> 01:16:40,762 [Men cheering] 1362 01:16:47,135 --> 01:16:48,337 Kathy? 1363 01:16:48,370 --> 01:16:49,438 Tommy. 1364 01:16:50,038 --> 01:16:51,239 Uh, ok, guys. 1365 01:16:51,273 --> 01:16:53,909 I'm gonna get out of here because, um, you stink. 1366 01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:55,444 [Men laughing] 1367 01:16:55,477 --> 01:16:56,645 (Man) thanks, Tom. 1368 01:16:59,047 --> 01:17:00,682 See you next year, Tom. 1369 01:17:00,716 --> 01:17:01,950 Kathy. 1370 01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:03,318 Hey. 1371 01:17:03,885 --> 01:17:05,487 [Men whistling] 1372 01:17:07,723 --> 01:17:10,525 It's so good to see you! What are you doing here? 1373 01:17:10,559 --> 01:17:12,060 What, are you kidding? 1374 01:17:12,094 --> 01:17:15,263 Me, miss a big moosehead cat thing? 1375 01:17:15,998 --> 01:17:17,065 [Men cheering] 1376 01:17:22,838 --> 01:17:23,939 So... 1377 01:17:25,107 --> 01:17:26,575 Are you divorced? 1378 01:17:26,608 --> 01:17:27,943 No. 1379 01:17:30,345 --> 01:17:31,580 Widowed? 1380 01:17:32,314 --> 01:17:33,448 No. 1381 01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:38,253 So I guess this is just a friendly call. 1382 01:17:41,289 --> 01:17:43,825 Are you going to go to the reunion? 1383 01:17:43,859 --> 01:17:45,660 Here, let me get this. 1384 01:17:48,096 --> 01:17:49,498 The reunion. 1385 01:17:52,334 --> 01:17:54,803 Well, I'll tell you... 1386 01:17:54,836 --> 01:17:57,806 The only person i wanted to see was you, 1387 01:17:57,839 --> 01:17:59,341 and you're right here. 1388 01:18:00,375 --> 01:18:01,710 I sure am. 1389 01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:04,946 Yeah. 1390 01:18:04,980 --> 01:18:08,917 You know, of all the places I've imagined running into you again, 1391 01:18:08,950 --> 01:18:11,019 that dock sure wasn't one of them. 1392 01:18:11,053 --> 01:18:12,888 You've imagined me places? 1393 01:18:13,288 --> 01:18:14,556 Oh, yeah. 1394 01:18:15,724 --> 01:18:18,026 Haven't you ever wondered about me like that? 1395 01:18:18,060 --> 01:18:19,961 No. no? 1396 01:18:19,995 --> 01:18:21,029 [Laughing] 1397 01:18:21,329 --> 01:18:22,397 Ok. 1398 01:18:23,331 --> 01:18:24,533 Well, I have. 1399 01:18:25,967 --> 01:18:29,304 And if I would've known you would've turned out like this, 1400 01:18:29,337 --> 01:18:32,040 I would have imagined it a lot more often. 1401 01:18:32,074 --> 01:18:35,177 What do you mean, "like this"? 1402 01:18:36,812 --> 01:18:39,714 I always thought you were the prettiest girl in school. 1403 01:18:41,583 --> 01:18:43,685 And now look at you. 1404 01:18:43,718 --> 01:18:45,854 Just take a look at yourself. 1405 01:18:46,655 --> 01:18:48,156 You're such... 1406 01:18:49,324 --> 01:18:50,859 You're such a woman. 1407 01:18:52,327 --> 01:18:56,298 You have this assurance about you, and this... 1408 01:18:56,331 --> 01:18:58,433 I don't know, this sleekness. 1409 01:19:00,102 --> 01:19:01,670 Don't get me started here. 1410 01:19:01,703 --> 01:19:03,238 No. no, no, no. Go on. 1411 01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:14,483 Well, let's just say that I'm regretting all that restraint I used 1412 01:19:14,516 --> 01:19:15,917 in high school. 1413 01:19:15,951 --> 01:19:17,586 Tell me about it. 1414 01:19:22,924 --> 01:19:25,227 Yeah. ok. 1415 01:19:27,195 --> 01:19:28,930 So, 1416 01:19:28,964 --> 01:19:31,933 am I going to take you out to dinner with fish gunk on me, 1417 01:19:31,967 --> 01:19:33,468 or without? 1418 01:19:34,870 --> 01:19:36,104 Without. 1419 01:19:40,809 --> 01:19:41,943 [Clearing throat] 1420 01:19:42,744 --> 01:19:44,346 I'm glad you're... 1421 01:19:44,379 --> 01:19:45,580 Peter? 1422 01:19:46,081 --> 01:19:47,215 Where is she? 1423 01:19:47,249 --> 01:19:48,283 Uh... 1424 01:19:48,950 --> 01:19:50,519 What do you know about it? 1425 01:19:50,552 --> 01:19:52,254 I know. 1426 01:19:52,287 --> 01:19:54,990 I know a lot more than you think I know. 1427 01:19:55,991 --> 01:19:58,126 Did you know she's pregnant? 1428 01:19:59,661 --> 01:20:01,096 What? mmm-hmm. 1429 01:20:02,130 --> 01:20:04,099 And it's not even mine. 1430 01:20:04,132 --> 01:20:06,935 Ah, Peter, if you were me, would you still want her? 1431 01:20:06,968 --> 01:20:08,303 'Cause I can't help it. 1432 01:20:08,336 --> 01:20:09,437 [Grunting] 1433 01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:11,339 [Groaning] 1434 01:20:13,241 --> 01:20:15,310 What the hell do you care? 1435 01:20:15,343 --> 01:20:17,078 She's my wife! 1436 01:20:17,112 --> 01:20:20,248 Kathy? I'm not talking about Kathy! 1437 01:20:21,850 --> 01:20:23,752 What about this? Huh? 1438 01:20:23,785 --> 01:20:26,087 I'm simply storing it for her, Peter. 1439 01:20:26,121 --> 01:20:27,489 What do you think, I'm an idiot? 1440 01:20:27,522 --> 01:20:30,325 No, wait. Hold on. Just chill, all right? 1441 01:20:30,358 --> 01:20:34,296 Now, your wife is here to look up an old high-school boyfriend, uh, Tom. 1442 01:20:34,329 --> 01:20:36,731 Tom? Tom, Tom... 1443 01:20:36,765 --> 01:20:38,466 Tom Andrews. 1444 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:40,735 Tom Andrews. Ok? So just chill. 1445 01:20:40,769 --> 01:20:41,970 Ok. 1446 01:20:42,871 --> 01:20:44,039 Ok. 1447 01:20:44,506 --> 01:20:46,007 Andrews, huh? 1448 01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:48,176 We'll see. 1449 01:20:49,711 --> 01:20:50,946 All right. 1450 01:20:50,979 --> 01:20:52,614 What a nightmare. 1451 01:20:54,516 --> 01:20:56,184 All right. Uh-huh. 1452 01:20:56,718 --> 01:20:58,987 "Andrews, Tom." 1453 01:21:01,156 --> 01:21:02,657 [Dialing] 1454 01:21:02,691 --> 01:21:04,092 [Hair dryer whirring] 1455 01:21:04,125 --> 01:21:05,327 [Phone ringing] 1456 01:21:17,672 --> 01:21:19,541 Hey, Kath. Get that, will you? 1457 01:21:27,382 --> 01:21:28,583 Hello. 1458 01:21:34,556 --> 01:21:35,757 Bye. 1459 01:21:39,894 --> 01:21:41,529 I'm really sorry. 1460 01:21:44,432 --> 01:21:45,734 [Elevator bell dings] 1461 01:21:51,072 --> 01:21:54,743 Uh-huh, Fowler. I need ice badly. 1462 01:21:54,776 --> 01:21:55,977 [Knocking on door] 1463 01:21:56,011 --> 01:21:57,846 Big bucket. Thank you. 1464 01:22:07,422 --> 01:22:09,424 Elliott. just tell me one thing. 1465 01:22:09,457 --> 01:22:12,093 Who are you here to see? Me? What do you mean? 1466 01:22:12,127 --> 01:22:14,195 Tom Andrews. What? 1467 01:22:14,229 --> 01:22:16,564 Peter, Kathy... Just tell me. 1468 01:22:16,598 --> 01:22:17,999 Is Kathy in Denver? 1469 01:22:18,033 --> 01:22:20,268 Yes. she's with Tom. 1470 01:22:20,302 --> 01:22:23,004 Peter went off to find her. He hit me in the face. 1471 01:22:23,038 --> 01:22:24,906 (Elliott) now, you and I, we're going to talk, em. 1472 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:27,175 Kathy's with Tom? 1473 01:22:27,208 --> 01:22:29,044 [Clapping] bingo. 1474 01:22:29,077 --> 01:22:31,279 Now, I am through being an idiot. 1475 01:22:31,313 --> 01:22:32,947 You know, listening to other people. 1476 01:22:32,981 --> 01:22:34,482 You and I will... 1477 01:22:36,318 --> 01:22:37,585 [Sighing] 1478 01:22:37,619 --> 01:22:38,787 [Crickets chirping] 1479 01:22:42,123 --> 01:22:44,459 Hmm, there's nothing like a fire, is there? 1480 01:22:47,562 --> 01:22:51,299 You look especially good by firelight. 1481 01:22:54,602 --> 01:22:58,573 Well, gosh, it's too bad it'll go to waste, 1482 01:22:58,606 --> 01:23:03,078 since we'll be, uh, going out in a few minutes for dinner. 1483 01:23:03,111 --> 01:23:05,146 Well, why don't we order in? 1484 01:23:06,147 --> 01:23:08,683 You'll find some menus on the butcher block. 1485 01:23:08,717 --> 01:23:09,951 [Stuttering] 1486 01:23:35,810 --> 01:23:36,845 [Moaning] 1487 01:23:49,691 --> 01:23:50,959 How about thai? 1488 01:23:50,992 --> 01:23:52,260 [Gasping] 1489 01:23:52,293 --> 01:23:54,496 All right. How about Italian? 1490 01:23:54,529 --> 01:23:55,630 [Laughs] 1491 01:23:58,533 --> 01:24:01,369 There's an extra $20 if you get me there before her husband. 1492 01:24:02,470 --> 01:24:03,671 [Tires screeching] 1493 01:24:07,542 --> 01:24:08,643 Uh, 1494 01:24:09,377 --> 01:24:10,879 what's the problem here? 1495 01:24:11,813 --> 01:24:14,616 There's more than one "elm," son. 1496 01:24:15,950 --> 01:24:17,285 [Crickets chirruping] 1497 01:24:20,221 --> 01:24:23,691 (Tom) so, the idea here is to relax. 1498 01:24:25,627 --> 01:24:28,163 Just let me work the pressure points. 1499 01:24:30,198 --> 01:24:35,070 Just pretend your hand is your body. 1500 01:24:37,205 --> 01:24:38,540 That's it. 1501 01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:45,013 I remember your hands, Kathy. 1502 01:24:47,715 --> 01:24:49,584 I remember your skin, 1503 01:24:51,686 --> 01:24:53,388 and your shoulders, 1504 01:24:54,856 --> 01:24:56,191 (Tom) your neck, 1505 01:24:57,692 --> 01:24:59,027 your lips... 1506 01:25:09,404 --> 01:25:11,039 I want you, Kathy. 1507 01:25:14,609 --> 01:25:16,578 Emily's having your baby. 1508 01:25:17,912 --> 01:25:19,848 Excuse me? 1509 01:25:19,881 --> 01:25:22,150 You're going to be a father. 1510 01:25:22,183 --> 01:25:24,052 Well, I knew you'd want to know. 1511 01:25:24,085 --> 01:25:26,888 And you wouldn't want a child of yours born 1512 01:25:26,921 --> 01:25:28,389 and not know about it. 1513 01:25:28,423 --> 01:25:31,593 No, actually, that's always been a dream of mine. 1514 01:25:32,293 --> 01:25:33,495 [Dog howling] 1515 01:25:33,528 --> 01:25:34,562 [Sighing] 1516 01:25:37,232 --> 01:25:39,701 Did Emily send you here to tell me this? 1517 01:25:39,734 --> 01:25:43,805 No, no. No, she's gonna kill me when she finds out. 1518 01:25:45,039 --> 01:25:46,875 Well, she doesn't have to find out. 1519 01:25:46,908 --> 01:25:50,044 We'll just say that you never came here. 1520 01:25:50,078 --> 01:25:52,213 That way, she won't know you betrayed her trust 1521 01:25:52,247 --> 01:25:54,282 and I won't have to get involved with her and some kid. 1522 01:25:54,315 --> 01:25:55,884 Oh, you can't mean that. 1523 01:25:55,917 --> 01:25:58,353 If Emily wanted me to know, she'd have told me herself. 1524 01:25:58,386 --> 01:26:00,121 I think the fact that she isn't here should tell us 1525 01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:02,156 [doorbell ringing] Both something. 1526 01:26:07,128 --> 01:26:08,163 [Exhaling] 1527 01:26:10,265 --> 01:26:11,966 Hey! babe. Hey! Yourself. 1528 01:26:12,934 --> 01:26:14,102 [Sighing] Kathy. 1529 01:26:15,236 --> 01:26:16,538 Is there a back way out? 1530 01:26:16,571 --> 01:26:17,772 What are you doing here? 1531 01:26:17,805 --> 01:26:19,240 What am I doing here? What am I doing here? 1532 01:26:19,274 --> 01:26:21,910 [Exclaiming] hey, why don't we sit down and talk about this quietly? 1533 01:26:21,943 --> 01:26:24,812 Because her husband is gonna walk through that door at any second! 1534 01:26:24,846 --> 01:26:26,314 Oh, shit. Peter? 1535 01:26:26,347 --> 01:26:28,316 Good for you. Now, where's the back way? 1536 01:26:28,349 --> 01:26:30,251 There isn't one. 1537 01:26:30,285 --> 01:26:32,120 We'll just have to wing it. 1538 01:26:33,955 --> 01:26:36,958 All right. Uh... 1539 01:26:36,991 --> 01:26:39,761 We'll tell him that you came to tell Tom he's the father of my baby. 1540 01:26:39,794 --> 01:26:41,162 That's why I did come here! 1541 01:26:41,195 --> 01:26:43,965 Oh, right. Not looking like that, you didn't. 1542 01:26:43,998 --> 01:26:45,800 No, really. I just told him! 1543 01:26:45,833 --> 01:26:47,835 It's the 11th hour. Cut the crap. 1544 01:26:47,869 --> 01:26:49,137 Uh... 1545 01:26:49,170 --> 01:26:50,772 Give me your dress. 1546 01:26:50,805 --> 01:26:52,974 Hmm. turn around. 1547 01:26:53,007 --> 01:26:54,442 Why are you doing this for me? 1548 01:26:54,475 --> 01:26:56,511 And don't tell me it's because you love me and forgive me 1549 01:26:56,544 --> 01:26:58,079 because I couldn't bear the guilt. 1550 01:26:58,112 --> 01:27:00,081 (Kathy) so don't tell me that that is the reason. 1551 01:27:00,114 --> 01:27:02,650 It's because I love you and I forgive you. 1552 01:27:03,117 --> 01:27:04,252 [Groans] 1553 01:27:04,285 --> 01:27:06,421 You deserved that. 1554 01:27:06,454 --> 01:27:07,855 [Laughing] holy mother! 1555 01:27:10,692 --> 01:27:12,961 We'll laugh about this when we're 90. 1556 01:27:12,994 --> 01:27:14,095 [Both laughing] 1557 01:27:14,128 --> 01:27:15,330 Uh-huh. 1558 01:27:17,298 --> 01:27:18,800 Oh, god. Elliott. 1559 01:27:18,833 --> 01:27:22,103 And you thought i wasn't ready for a relationship. 1560 01:27:22,136 --> 01:27:23,805 How many more guys you got out there? 1561 01:27:23,838 --> 01:27:25,173 Excuse me? 1562 01:27:25,206 --> 01:27:27,375 Boy, I tell you, women... 1563 01:27:27,408 --> 01:27:29,644 Sometimes I just don't understand them. 1564 01:27:29,677 --> 01:27:32,513 She breezes into my life for one lousy night, 1565 01:27:32,547 --> 01:27:34,782 now I'm in a paternity suit. 1566 01:27:34,816 --> 01:27:36,551 You slept with this guy? 1567 01:27:36,584 --> 01:27:37,852 I made her. 1568 01:27:37,885 --> 01:27:42,323 Hey, hey, pal. You want her? Take her. 1569 01:27:42,357 --> 01:27:44,525 Just a one-night stand to me, that's all. 1570 01:27:44,559 --> 01:27:45,593 [Sniffing] 1571 01:27:46,928 --> 01:27:48,963 Hey, you better-- 1572 01:27:48,997 --> 01:27:50,064 [women shrieking] 1573 01:27:50,098 --> 01:27:51,566 [Groaning] 1574 01:27:51,599 --> 01:27:53,968 Oh, you're hurt. It's all my fault. 1575 01:27:54,002 --> 01:27:55,670 You sure are a jerk. 1576 01:27:57,171 --> 01:27:58,206 [Kathy grunting] 1577 01:28:01,943 --> 01:28:03,011 [Door slamming] 1578 01:28:04,846 --> 01:28:06,948 Is this your mother's house? 1579 01:28:07,915 --> 01:28:09,717 Is this your mother? 1580 01:28:10,351 --> 01:28:11,919 How's your sciatica? 1581 01:28:11,953 --> 01:28:15,857 Peter! Peter, Kathy was just here to tell Tom that I'm having a baby. 1582 01:28:15,890 --> 01:28:18,326 Out. but it's not Tom's baby. It's Elliott's. 1583 01:28:18,359 --> 01:28:20,261 Yeah! it is? 1584 01:28:20,294 --> 01:28:21,596 It is? 1585 01:28:21,629 --> 01:28:22,964 Hey, out! 1586 01:28:24,699 --> 01:28:27,268 Kathy. could you leave us alone? 1587 01:28:29,570 --> 01:28:32,707 Hey, buddy, this is my house. 1588 01:28:34,475 --> 01:28:36,110 This is my wife. 1589 01:28:38,546 --> 01:28:39,647 Yeah. 1590 01:28:41,416 --> 01:28:43,017 [Door squeaking] 1591 01:28:43,051 --> 01:28:44,118 [Door slamming] 1592 01:28:44,152 --> 01:28:45,386 [Dog barking] 1593 01:28:45,420 --> 01:28:46,754 You lied to me. 1594 01:28:48,723 --> 01:28:49,891 I know. 1595 01:28:54,662 --> 01:28:56,330 Nothing happened. 1596 01:28:56,898 --> 01:28:58,299 Nothing happened? 1597 01:28:59,667 --> 01:29:01,235 Well, define "nothing" 1598 01:29:01,269 --> 01:29:05,807 because it seems to me that a lot has happened here. 1599 01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:09,343 I'm trying really hard to be objective, so I want to know all of it. 1600 01:29:09,977 --> 01:29:11,946 Why are you really here? 1601 01:29:15,983 --> 01:29:19,020 Tommy's an old friend of mine from high school. 1602 01:29:19,954 --> 01:29:21,823 He's an old boyfriend. 1603 01:29:22,256 --> 01:29:23,624 [Sighing] 1604 01:29:23,658 --> 01:29:24,759 Yeah. 1605 01:29:27,295 --> 01:29:29,330 I missed that feeling. 1606 01:29:29,364 --> 01:29:31,332 Feeling? 1607 01:29:31,365 --> 01:29:34,569 You missed, uh, you missed that feeling. 1608 01:29:34,602 --> 01:29:38,373 Yeah, you know, the--the rush that you get when you're 16? 1609 01:29:39,507 --> 01:29:42,009 Honey, we aren't 16. 1610 01:29:44,378 --> 01:29:45,580 I know. 1611 01:29:47,014 --> 01:29:48,149 I know. 1612 01:29:49,350 --> 01:29:52,754 It's just that--that you feel special. 1613 01:29:54,956 --> 01:29:57,091 I just wanted to feel like, uh... 1614 01:29:59,093 --> 01:30:01,462 Like a hot babe. 1615 01:30:01,496 --> 01:30:03,498 Now, that's a problem, because you're saying 1616 01:30:03,531 --> 01:30:05,166 that I don't make you feel that way. 1617 01:30:05,199 --> 01:30:07,635 Oh, Peter, no. See--see, you're my husband 1618 01:30:07,668 --> 01:30:09,971 and you love me and I love you, and-- 1619 01:30:10,004 --> 01:30:11,272 what? 1620 01:30:14,442 --> 01:30:15,810 I love you. 1621 01:30:18,679 --> 01:30:20,681 But what? 1622 01:30:24,152 --> 01:30:27,522 It's not about you. It's not even about him. It's... 1623 01:30:27,555 --> 01:30:30,291 You see, I was making myself miserable. 1624 01:30:30,324 --> 01:30:33,928 I--i wasn't even that miserable, really. 1625 01:30:33,961 --> 01:30:36,664 I was-- I was kind of happy, 1626 01:30:36,697 --> 01:30:38,699 in a miserable kind of way and... 1627 01:30:40,635 --> 01:30:43,971 Is that worse than being miserable in a happy kind of way? 1628 01:30:45,306 --> 01:30:47,809 No. it's-- it's better. 1629 01:30:47,842 --> 01:30:50,278 Because you kind of enjoy your misery. 1630 01:30:50,311 --> 01:30:52,180 I'm glad somebody did. 1631 01:30:53,881 --> 01:30:55,516 Peter, I'm sorry. 1632 01:30:56,717 --> 01:30:58,486 What else can I say? 1633 01:31:00,087 --> 01:31:01,355 It's that... 1634 01:31:03,491 --> 01:31:05,993 Misery, I know something about that. 1635 01:31:07,228 --> 01:31:11,065 ♪ See, misery takes you down 1636 01:31:11,098 --> 01:31:12,834 ♪[imitating blues riff] 1637 01:31:13,534 --> 01:31:15,503 ♪ Drags you all around 1638 01:31:17,004 --> 01:31:18,439 ♪[imitating blues riff] 1639 01:31:20,107 --> 01:31:22,043 ♪ Takes you all over town 1640 01:31:23,177 --> 01:31:24,512 ♪[imitating blues riff] 1641 01:31:26,013 --> 01:31:28,516 ♪ Till you've lost what you found ♪ 1642 01:31:30,384 --> 01:31:31,919 ♪[imitating blues riff] 1643 01:31:33,921 --> 01:31:37,625 Well, you-- you got it to rhyme. 1644 01:31:42,563 --> 01:31:43,898 Come here. 1645 01:31:54,242 --> 01:31:58,312 I want to rock you, mamma, like your body ain't got no bones. 1646 01:32:06,787 --> 01:32:08,422 Let's blow this place. 1647 01:32:10,791 --> 01:32:13,461 Hey, you know, we got a good thing here. 1648 01:32:13,961 --> 01:32:15,763 I know we do. 1649 01:32:15,796 --> 01:32:18,232 No. the sitter, at home. Yeah? 1650 01:32:18,266 --> 01:32:19,567 [Door slamming] 1651 01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:21,435 [Dog barking] I don't know, 1652 01:32:21,469 --> 01:32:24,038 it's set for overnight. 1653 01:32:24,071 --> 01:32:26,374 [Exclaiming] and I got a hotel room. 1654 01:32:26,407 --> 01:32:29,143 [Exclaiming] you be bad, girl. 1655 01:32:30,478 --> 01:32:32,914 Well, all the cards are on the table. 1656 01:32:32,947 --> 01:32:35,750 I don't want you to feel obligated. I just want a straight answer: 1657 01:32:35,783 --> 01:32:37,485 Do you want to be together? 1658 01:32:37,518 --> 01:32:39,587 [Sighing] how can she ask me that? 1659 01:32:39,620 --> 01:32:41,122 Things are gonna change. 1660 01:32:41,155 --> 01:32:44,225 You're infatuated with a woman who's sophisticated, out there on the edge. 1661 01:32:44,258 --> 01:32:46,060 But-- you're not out on the edge. 1662 01:32:46,093 --> 01:32:47,228 Yes, I am. 1663 01:32:47,261 --> 01:32:48,629 No, you're not. 1664 01:32:48,663 --> 01:32:51,532 Actually, you can be kind of a drag at times. 1665 01:32:54,435 --> 01:32:56,504 Then you can't possibly want me. 1666 01:32:57,038 --> 01:32:58,673 Straight answer? 1667 01:33:00,474 --> 01:33:01,776 Yes. 1668 01:33:08,015 --> 01:33:09,350 Yes. 1669 01:33:13,287 --> 01:33:14,755 Watch the face. 1670 01:33:14,789 --> 01:33:15,990 [Exclaiming] 1671 01:33:16,023 --> 01:33:17,625 [Giggling] it doesn't hurt. 1672 01:33:23,531 --> 01:33:25,299 ♪[Peter playing harmonica] 1673 01:33:42,883 --> 01:33:46,487 Honey, we're trying to plan a wedding up here! 1674 01:33:48,022 --> 01:33:49,557 Ok! 1675 01:33:54,095 --> 01:33:55,162 [Door closing] 1676 01:33:59,700 --> 01:34:02,603 ♪[Big bad love by Diana Ross and ray Charles playing] 1677 01:34:10,945 --> 01:34:13,547 (Ray) ♪ your lips say, come and kiss me ♪ 1678 01:34:13,581 --> 01:34:16,317 ♪ and they haven't made a sound ♪ 1679 01:34:16,350 --> 01:34:18,986 ♪ your hips say, come on with me ♪ 1680 01:34:19,020 --> 01:34:21,555 ♪ you're just talking around ♪ 1681 01:34:21,589 --> 01:34:24,158 (Diana) ♪ my heart beats like thunder ♪ 1682 01:34:24,191 --> 01:34:27,028 ♪ every time you come into view ♪ 1683 01:34:27,061 --> 01:34:29,664 ♪ this thing is bigger than both of us ♪ 1684 01:34:29,697 --> 01:34:31,899 ♪ I know you know it, too ♪ 1685 01:34:31,932 --> 01:34:35,870 ♪ we've got a big, big, big ♪ 1686 01:34:36,904 --> 01:34:39,673 ♪ bad love 1687 01:34:39,707 --> 01:34:41,275 (chorus) ♪ bad love 1688 01:34:41,308 --> 01:34:45,279 ♪ well, well, we fit like a hand in a glove ♪ 1689 01:34:45,312 --> 01:34:49,250 ♪ we got a big, big, big, bad love ♪ 1690 01:34:51,252 --> 01:34:54,288 (Chorus) ♪ big, bad love 1691 01:34:54,321 --> 01:34:56,424 ♪ anything you want or need ♪ 1692 01:34:56,457 --> 01:34:59,026 ♪ you can have all that and more ♪ 1693 01:34:59,060 --> 01:35:01,462 ♪ my time, my love, my credit card ♪ 1694 01:35:01,495 --> 01:35:03,697 ♪ I'll even drive you to the store ♪ 1695 01:35:03,731 --> 01:35:06,934 ♪ ooh, I've got a list of things to do, baby ♪ 1696 01:35:06,967 --> 01:35:08,402 ♪ and it's very short and sweet ♪ 1697 01:35:08,436 --> 01:35:09,770 ♪ talk to me 1698 01:35:09,804 --> 01:35:11,906 ♪ I'll begin at the beginning ♪ 1699 01:35:11,939 --> 01:35:14,108 ♪ and I'll end up at your feet ♪ 1700 01:35:14,141 --> 01:35:15,309 ♪ all right 1701 01:35:15,342 --> 01:35:17,978 ♪ we've got a big, big, big ♪ 1702 01:35:19,480 --> 01:35:21,515 ♪ bad love 1703 01:35:22,416 --> 01:35:25,052 (chorus) ♪ bad love 1704 01:35:25,086 --> 01:35:28,055 (both) ♪ yeah, we fit like a hand in a glove ♪ 1705 01:35:28,089 --> 01:35:32,460 ♪ we've got a big, big, big, bad love ♪ 1706 01:35:33,994 --> 01:35:36,430 (Chorus) ♪ big, bad love 1707 01:35:41,001 --> 01:35:42,336 ♪ whoo 1708 01:35:48,943 --> 01:35:50,678 ♪ I'll tell you 1709 01:35:52,279 --> 01:35:53,714 [ray laughing] 1710 01:36:02,323 --> 01:36:03,824 ♪ Give it up, baby 1711 01:36:05,392 --> 01:36:06,627 (chorus) ♪ oh, yeah 1712 01:36:08,496 --> 01:36:11,098 ♪ in the morning, when I wake up ♪ 1713 01:36:11,132 --> 01:36:13,767 ♪ I can't believe my luck ♪ 1714 01:36:13,801 --> 01:36:16,270 ♪ I take you like a vitamin pill ♪ 1715 01:36:16,303 --> 01:36:19,106 ♪ and you drive me like a truck, babe ♪ 1716 01:36:19,140 --> 01:36:21,809 ♪ I don't care where you go, baby ♪ 1717 01:36:21,842 --> 01:36:24,111 ♪ don't care what you do ♪ 1718 01:36:24,145 --> 01:36:26,447 ♪ just as long as you take me there ♪ 1719 01:36:26,480 --> 01:36:27,882 ♪ yeah, baby 1720 01:36:27,915 --> 01:36:29,450 ♪ and let me do it with you ♪ ♪ me and you 1721 01:36:29,483 --> 01:36:33,220 ♪ we've got a big, big, big ♪ 1722 01:36:34,522 --> 01:36:36,390 ♪ bad love 1723 01:36:36,423 --> 01:36:39,593 (chorus) ♪ big, bad love 1724 01:36:39,627 --> 01:36:43,697 ♪ yeah, we got a big, big, big love ♪ 1725 01:36:43,731 --> 01:36:47,334 ♪ we got a big, big, big, bad love ♪ 1726 01:36:47,368 --> 01:36:49,303 (Chorus) ♪ big, bad love 1727 01:36:49,336 --> 01:36:51,438 ♪ baby, let tell me now ♪ 1728 01:36:51,472 --> 01:36:53,474 (Both) ♪ we fit like a hand in a glove ♪ 1729 01:36:53,507 --> 01:36:57,511 ♪ we got a big, big, big, bad love ♪ 1730 01:36:59,346 --> 01:37:01,382 (Chorus) ♪ big, bad love 1731 01:37:01,415 --> 01:37:02,983 ♪ bad love 1732 01:37:04,752 --> 01:37:06,520 (chorus) ♪ big bad love 1733 01:37:06,554 --> 01:37:07,988 ♪ oh, baby 1734 01:37:10,057 --> 01:37:12,059 (chorus) ♪ big, bad love 1735 01:37:12,092 --> 01:37:14,061 ♪ we got love 1736 01:37:15,496 --> 01:37:17,131 (chorus) ♪ big, bad love 1737 01:37:17,164 --> 01:37:20,000 ♪ we got a big, bad love, baby ♪ 1738 01:37:23,070 --> 01:37:25,139 (Diana) you say that to all the girls, ray. 1739 01:37:25,172 --> 01:37:26,440 [Ray laughing] 119801

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